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- Tonight at 11:00...
- Doom...!

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♪ Two... two, three... ♪

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sync by n17t01, corrected by gloriabg
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Boy, that thing's big.

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Fry, is my colossal eye too big?

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No, it's what makes you you.

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But it's so round, so hideously round.

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Leela, listen, you're
the most beautiful woman

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I've ever known.

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Oh, so you only care about my looks?

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No, I... What?

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Finally, New New York got
a blast of class today

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as Nikolai, playboy ruler
of the robo-Hungarian empire,

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arrived aboard his extravagant
caviar-powered yacht.

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I am just a humble emperor
with a big, big crown.

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Of course I'm not planning
to steal that crown.

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What?

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True, I've always dreamt
of being an emperor,

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you know, for Halloween,
and then forever,

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but heisting those jewels
would be difficult.

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You'd be stupid to try.

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I'll need accomplices...

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A sexy vamp to distract
and tie up the guard...

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Never.

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A claw man to slip
past the metal scanner

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and cut the alarm wires...

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Sorry, I'm set for life after that last job.

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And finally, a chump

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to be caught on video and later arrested.

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As I told you on sucker-punch day,

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I'm through being a chump.

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Of course, it would all require
split-second, robotic timing.

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That's where I come in.

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You see, I own a watch.

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There.

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This time I'm sure I've
fixed the mind-switcher.

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Good, I'm sick of cleaning up
those heaps of dead monkeys.

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But why would you want
your mind in a new body?

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Well, as a man enters his 18th decade,

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he thinks back on the mistakes
he's made in life.

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Like the heaps of dead monkeys?

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Science cannot move forward
without heaps.

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No, what I regret is the youth
I wasted playing it safe.

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I wasted my youth porking out.

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Yes, I remember.

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Would you please take that down?

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It's making me hungry.

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Funny, I could use
a little extra meat on my bones.

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Wait a second.

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If we switched bodies,
I could live life to the extreme

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and you could indulge
your demonic food lust.

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We're just the people

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this mind-switcher was made for by us.

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Wait, can I still change my mind?

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Let's find out.

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It didn't work, you doddering old...

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Ah, cartilage.

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Dude, I bid you a fond cowabunga.

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I'm off to laugh at the reaper.

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Yee-haw!

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Look out, world, here I...

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I'm sorry, Amy, but your
body's not up to the task.

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Also, I don't care for these boobs

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flapping every which way.

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Now, quit your bologna-gargling

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and let's switch back
into our original bodies.

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Body-switching, eh?

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Mayhap the heist is back on.

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Who needs accomplices
if I can just use their bodies?

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Professor, what's not happening?

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Bad news, me.

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I failed to take into account
the cerebral immune response.

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You idiot!

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Once two bodies have switched minds,

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they can never switch back.

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However, perhaps they can.

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Maybe we can swap back
using a third body

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for temporary storage space.

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I'm 60% storage space.

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Yeah, wha... I... Hmm?

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Well, I'm off to the royal yacht

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for a quick seduce-and-snatch.

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See you.

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Now then, Amy, we'll simply switch bodies

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and then we'll, we'll...

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No, I'd be back

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in my body, but then you
and Bender would be switched,

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and the Amy and Bender bodies
can't trade minds again,

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since they just did.

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Oh, no.

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Is it possible to get
everyone back to normal

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using four or more bodies?

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I'm not sure.

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I'm afraid we need to use... Math.

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Stupid air-needing lungs.

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The crown jewels.

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Now I just have

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to locate the guard and
seduce him in... Four seconds?!

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Who goes there?

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Three, two, one.

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Hello, big boy.

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Silence. I am Basil,

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the Emperor's cousin
and Chief of his Royal Guard,

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and I shall not be seduced by a...

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I said...

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Professor, what's the matter?

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I'm Amy.

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The Professor and I switched bodies.

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- Oh, lord.
- All I wanted was to gorge myself a little,

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but I can't digest anything
with these false teeth

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and this hit-or-miss colon.

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At least you get
a senior discount at the movies.

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I hate paying $14 to see
Nicolas Cage solve things.

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If you want to save two dollars,
we could switch bodies.

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Hmm...

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We can always switch back, right?

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Hey, Leela.

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Mmm, what smells saturated?

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Deep-fried ice cream sandwich

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wrapped in frosting and lightly baconed.

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Whoa, that sounds like something
Amy would say and eat.

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I am Amy.

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Leela and I used the Professor's
mind-switching machine.

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So Leela's in your body?

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Not exactly.

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See, you do only like me for my body.

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That is entirely not true, sir.

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Now to go switch bodies with Zoidberg,

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sneak past the metal detector,
and clip the alarm wires,

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all in less than... Ten minutes ago?!

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Uh, could you come back
when my chump gets here?

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Now then,

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What is a filthy human doing
aboard my royal yacht?

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With all due respect, your
majesty, I'm a robot like you.

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I just switched bodies with some bimbo.

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Go ahead, ask me something
only a robot would know.

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A reverse Turing test, eh?

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Very good.

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What is the square root of nine?

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Uh, hold on, let me just get out a pencil.

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Okay, look, I'm not that kind of robot.

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I'm more this kind of robot.

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He steps forwards but moves backwards.

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By the gods, he is a machine.

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No, that won't restore everyone either.

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Besides, I don't want
my decrepit old body back.

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I'm running away
with this invincible robot body

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and joining something.

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Look, I paid for 15 robot clowns
per cubic meter of car,

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and you're barely giving me 12.

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Now, crumple up and get in...

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And fasten your seatbelts.

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Good day.

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I am Nonchalanto the robot daredevil,

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and my dream is to risk my life

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in strange and original ways.

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Hmm, you don't look so foolhardy to me.

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That's the dumbest thing
anybody's ever done.

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You're hired.

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So you're a common bending robot

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with a human peasant roommate?

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Oh, crap, that is what I am.

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No, Bender, I envy you.

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I'm so bored with all these
pretentious trappings...

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The jewels, the parties,
the beautiful robo-women.

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Hello.

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Ah, my fiancée princess Flavia.

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Dearest, meet Bender.

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He's a robot in the body
of a Chinese Martian physicist.

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How tedious.

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Oh, to escape this gilded cage for a day.

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You know, we could trade bodies.

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I could take over the humdrum royal stuff,

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and you could be a regular Joe for a day.

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Or more, much more.

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In that horrid non-robot body?

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Sir, I have my standards.

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Ah, but what if I could put you

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in my fabulous bending-robot body?

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Me, posing as a lowly bending unit?

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How wicked.

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But wait, I'm supposed to give
a speech at the U.N. tomorrow.

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Can I trust you to do it?

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You can trust anything.

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So now Leela's all
crotchety 'cause she thinks

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I'm not attracted to her
in the Professor's body.

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- You aren't, are you?
- Of course not,

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but I was willing to lie about it.

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What more can a man do?

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A man can give her a toke
of her own medicine.

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Yes, I could put my mind
into a hideous body

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and show Leela
she's not attracted to me,

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but it would have to be a
really, really disgusting body.

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Friends, friends, I've got
barnacles on my tuchus.

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The long search is over.

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Wait here and earn interest
while I find my robot body.

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Professor?

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- Leela.
- Amy?

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- Bender.
- Have you seen my body?

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I think the Professor's in it.

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Yeah, he said something
about running away.

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Then he ran away.

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What?! Whither?!

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What am I going to do?

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I got an emperor all
patsied up to switch bodies,

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but only with another robot.

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Washbucket full.

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Scruffy's work here is done.

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Now to find emperor Von Rochendoof.

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Now to find Scruffy.

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Switch bodies?

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I don't see why not.

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I also don't see why.

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In your face, Leela.

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If you're a Bender, why is
your body full of fetid water?

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If you're an emperor,
why don't you shut up?!

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Move it, Fry! Oh!

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Well, so long.

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Wait. Point me to my
normal human roommate!

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That's him there...
Maybe.

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Got to go!

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Robot?

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Yes, 'tis I... Bender.

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Do you not recognize your own best friend?

225
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Aha! The guy in this body has a friend!

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Bender, old pal, it's me, the Fry!

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But then Nicolas Cage discovered

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the real treasure was his family.

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Yes, I'll hold.

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Hey, Leela, look.

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I'm in Zoidberg!

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Fry?!

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Oh, you're not so shallow

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that you find me repulsive
'cause of my body, are you?

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Not at all.

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Amy?! Stop it!

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Fry, help!

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She's turning me into a parade float.

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Ew, look at her!

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Oh, so you're so shallow
that my body disgusts you

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if it puts on a little extra weight?

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That wasn't a little extra weight.

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Admit it. You don't care
about the inner me at all.

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No, you admit it!

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You'd be ashamed to be seen in public

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with someone as hideous as me!

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- Would not!
- Oh, yeah?

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Then I challenge you

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to a romantic dinner at Elzar's tonight.

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It's on.

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Sweet orca of Majorca.

252
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You make fat Albert look
like normal Albert.

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I don't know what to do.

254
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Do you think I should eat more butter?

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I am putting a stop to this right now.

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Come on. We're switching bodies.

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Hermes, no!

258
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I'll ruin your body, too!

259
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Three decades of the munchies
beat you to it.

260
00:12:59,717 --> 00:13:02,252
You make quite a show, young man.

261
00:13:02,286 --> 00:13:04,788
You remind me of myself
as a young cannon.

262
00:13:04,822 --> 00:13:07,524
Big Bertha is the circus's Grande dame.

263
00:13:07,558 --> 00:13:09,793
She shoots robots through the air.

264
00:13:11,328 --> 00:13:13,397
Oh, excuse me. Too much goulash.

265
00:13:13,431 --> 00:13:16,533
I've always wanted
to be shot out of something.

266
00:13:16,568 --> 00:13:18,736
How about a quick blast after lunch?

267
00:13:18,770 --> 00:13:22,406
Alas, a fine big one like you
would shatter my barrel.

268
00:13:22,441 --> 00:13:26,778
But, ah, to amaze the crowd once more.

269
00:13:26,812 --> 00:13:29,280
I understand the problems of age,

270
00:13:29,315 --> 00:13:32,217
but suppose I could put you in a new body?

271
00:13:32,251 --> 00:13:35,920
Never! My body may be old, but it is mine,

272
00:13:35,954 --> 00:13:39,457
and every crack, a memory of
heavy things shot a long way.

273
00:13:39,491 --> 00:13:40,991
Good day!

274
00:13:48,900 --> 00:13:50,635
I have everything I ever wanted...

275
00:13:50,669 --> 00:13:53,272
Money, wealth, riches.

276
00:13:53,306 --> 00:13:54,907
Yet something's missing.

277
00:13:54,941 --> 00:13:57,243
A hot princess with whom to get grizzly.

278
00:13:57,277 --> 00:13:58,578
Hello.

279
00:13:58,612 --> 00:14:00,380
Hello, baby!

280
00:14:00,414 --> 00:14:02,349
Huh?

281
00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:04,484
Hey, what's going on here,
and why are you kissing

282
00:14:04,519 --> 00:14:05,886
my dashing cousin instead of me?

283
00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:08,589
Nikolai, you imperial fool.

284
00:14:08,623 --> 00:14:11,359
We've been having an
affair for 700 years.

285
00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:13,361
At long last, I shall kill you,

286
00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:15,496
blame the burglar, and inherit the throne.

287
00:14:22,198 --> 00:14:23,865
Farewell, Nikolai.

288
00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:25,734
Wait. I'm not Nikolai!

289
00:14:25,768 --> 00:14:28,337
I'm Bender, the fabulous
body-switching burglar.

290
00:14:31,074 --> 00:14:32,442
So you are.

291
00:14:32,476 --> 00:14:34,243
However, you do have Nikolai's body,

292
00:14:34,278 --> 00:14:36,312
and that's the part we want to kill.

293
00:14:43,821 --> 00:14:45,355
Whoa! Whoa!

294
00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:51,827
Great food, huh?

295
00:14:53,096 --> 00:14:55,930
- Ew!
- I'm sorry, Leela.

296
00:14:55,965 --> 00:14:58,766
I hope that didn't make you
ashamed to be seen with me.

297
00:14:58,801 --> 00:15:00,135
Oh, my, no.

298
00:15:00,169 --> 00:15:01,136
It only makes you more attractive

299
00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:04,440
Ew!

300
00:15:05,943 --> 00:15:09,279
Oh, did my bodily infirmity embarrass you?

301
00:15:09,313 --> 00:15:11,248
Not at all. It's just another thing

302
00:15:11,282 --> 00:15:13,417
that makes you a very special lady.

303
00:15:13,451 --> 00:15:14,919
You mean, like my penis?

304
00:15:16,054 --> 00:15:17,054
Blech!

305
00:15:17,089 --> 00:15:18,990
- Yecch!
- Admit it.

306
00:15:19,024 --> 00:15:20,658
You're disgusted by me.

307
00:15:20,692 --> 00:15:22,726
No. You're disgusted by me!

308
00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:24,894
I'm as attracted to you as I've ever been.

309
00:15:24,929 --> 00:15:26,997
Prove it!

310
00:15:33,870 --> 00:15:36,138
Well, Bender, here's our apartment

311
00:15:36,172 --> 00:15:38,273
that we live in every day.

312
00:15:39,809 --> 00:15:41,109
A floor?

313
00:15:41,143 --> 00:15:42,878
We live like kings!

314
00:15:42,912 --> 00:15:44,379
Kings? Silence!

315
00:15:44,414 --> 00:15:46,315
Like you, I'm a common lout.

316
00:15:46,350 --> 00:15:48,050
Now fetch me some
working-class cognac

317
00:15:48,085 --> 00:15:50,319
from our brandy storeroom
that you know how to find.

318
00:15:50,354 --> 00:15:51,754
Uh...

319
00:15:59,064 --> 00:16:00,698
Relax, Bender.

320
00:16:00,732 --> 00:16:03,033
I'll dry up that leak
with this heating box.

321
00:16:06,438 --> 00:16:07,871
Ah. Cigars.

322
00:16:07,906 --> 00:16:10,307
Light me up, old friend.

323
00:16:22,386 --> 00:16:23,987
There you are, emperor Nikolai.

324
00:16:24,022 --> 00:16:26,023
It's time for your speech to the U.N.

325
00:16:26,057 --> 00:16:28,426
A what now?

326
00:16:32,198 --> 00:16:33,865
Miss Wong?

327
00:16:33,899 --> 00:16:36,134
No, Scruffy, I am Washbucket.

328
00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:37,703
I love you.

329
00:16:37,737 --> 00:16:40,172
Washbucket has always loved you.

330
00:16:42,976 --> 00:16:44,309
This is wrong, Washbucket.

331
00:16:44,344 --> 00:16:46,378
Oh, it would be sweet for a while,

332
00:16:46,412 --> 00:16:48,880
but in the back of our minds, we'd know

333
00:16:48,914 --> 00:16:51,416
that I'm a man, and you're
janitorial equipment.

334
00:16:51,450 --> 00:16:55,319
In another city,
we could be anyone we want!

335
00:16:55,353 --> 00:16:57,188
Go. Go now.

336
00:16:57,222 --> 00:16:58,856
Before I beg you to stay.

337
00:17:07,666 --> 00:17:08,999
Yup.

338
00:17:10,702 --> 00:17:13,770
Please welcome an insane dictator

339
00:17:13,805 --> 00:17:18,041
and one heck of a bowler, emperor Nikolai!

340
00:17:20,411 --> 00:17:22,646
Thanks, Nixon. How we doing?

341
00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:24,013
I love you, your majesty!

342
00:17:24,048 --> 00:17:25,648
Shut up, madam ambassador.

343
00:17:25,683 --> 00:17:26,983
I know it.

344
00:17:27,018 --> 00:17:28,351
Anyhow...

345
00:17:30,087 --> 00:17:32,790
I'd now like to digress
from my prepared remarks

346
00:17:32,824 --> 00:17:34,291
to say I'm done.

347
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:39,696
Ladies and gentlemen,
this robot is an impostor!

348
00:17:41,699 --> 00:17:43,033
Oh!

349
00:17:44,736 --> 00:17:46,670
I shall enjoy this.

350
00:17:46,704 --> 00:17:48,172
Not me!

351
00:17:48,206 --> 00:17:50,073
Oh, no!

352
00:17:50,108 --> 00:17:52,142
That devil, Basil, will kill our emperor.

353
00:17:52,177 --> 00:17:54,678
You're robo-Hungarian?

354
00:17:54,713 --> 00:17:58,115
Yes. Our nation's chief export is carnies.

355
00:17:58,149 --> 00:18:01,285
If only there were some way
I could get to the U.N. to help.

356
00:18:01,319 --> 00:18:02,787
There is.

357
00:18:02,821 --> 00:18:04,122
Get in, Nonchalanto.

358
00:18:04,156 --> 00:18:06,123
Bertha, no! It would kill you!

359
00:18:06,158 --> 00:18:09,127
I have not so much time left anyhow.

360
00:18:09,161 --> 00:18:10,895
But you could get a new body.

361
00:18:10,929 --> 00:18:13,297
You could have a rich, full life!

362
00:18:13,331 --> 00:18:17,067
I am trying to have a rich, full life.

363
00:18:22,173 --> 00:18:24,875
Long live robo-Hungary!

364
00:18:27,245 --> 00:18:30,382
Oh!

365
00:18:32,117 --> 00:18:33,417
Oh!

366
00:18:33,452 --> 00:18:34,852
Oh!

367
00:18:34,887 --> 00:18:36,821
Me! Thank God you've come!

368
00:18:38,457 --> 00:18:42,694
This is for big Bertha! Wah!

369
00:18:42,729 --> 00:18:46,332
That is not what I meant
to give you for big Bertha.

370
00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:50,670
That was nice.

371
00:18:50,705 --> 00:18:52,206
Oh, yeah.

372
00:18:58,414 --> 00:19:01,316
Hey, stop kicking me around!

373
00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:09,857
Oh!

374
00:19:09,891 --> 00:19:11,258
Whoever you are,

375
00:19:11,293 --> 00:19:14,295
you're the bravest robot I've ever seen.

376
00:19:14,329 --> 00:19:16,297
I like killing brave things.

377
00:19:16,332 --> 00:19:19,668
Good, 'cause I've got 20 of them
per cubic meter.

378
00:19:23,907 --> 00:19:27,209
When I grow up, I want to be a diplomat!

379
00:19:31,047 --> 00:19:34,249
Well, if there's one thing
I've learned, it's a lesson.

380
00:19:34,283 --> 00:19:35,884
I believe this belongs to you.

381
00:19:37,387 --> 00:19:40,155
I shall sell it to help the common folk,

382
00:19:40,189 --> 00:19:41,923
now that I understand their misery.

383
00:19:41,957 --> 00:19:43,692
Yeah, good luck with that.

384
00:19:43,726 --> 00:19:46,895
I must say, Hermes,
you've got a smoking hot body.

385
00:19:46,929 --> 00:19:48,997
I was inspired by Amy.

386
00:19:49,032 --> 00:19:51,300
Wow! How'd you do it?

387
00:19:51,334 --> 00:19:53,669
Well, there I was at Elzar's

388
00:19:53,704 --> 00:19:55,004
eating a nice pork sundae,

389
00:19:55,038 --> 00:19:57,340
and suddenly, I just lost my appetite.

390
00:19:57,374 --> 00:20:00,209
Forever.

391
00:20:00,244 --> 00:20:02,312
Q to the e to the d.

392
00:20:02,346 --> 00:20:03,880
So it is possible

393
00:20:03,915 --> 00:20:06,884
for us all to get back
to our original bodies?

394
00:20:06,918 --> 00:20:08,719
Stone-cold munchin', prof.

395
00:20:08,753 --> 00:20:11,755
Sweet Clyde, characterize
your inversion theorem.

396
00:20:11,789 --> 00:20:14,892
Basically, no matter
how permuted-up your minds are,

397
00:20:14,926 --> 00:20:18,996
they can be restored using,
at most, two extra players.

398
00:20:19,030 --> 00:20:23,466
And they say pure math
has no real-world applications!

399
00:20:31,876 --> 00:20:33,744
Everybody back in their zones?

400
00:20:35,346 --> 00:20:38,816
Ah, my body may be old, but it is mine.

401
00:20:38,851 --> 00:20:40,451
Brilliant work, Clyde!

402
00:20:40,485 --> 00:20:44,155
You'll win the NBA's highest
academic honor for this!

403
00:20:44,189 --> 00:20:46,858
Also, I'm making you a Duke.

404
00:20:46,892 --> 00:20:49,194
So long, filthy commoners!

405
00:20:49,228 --> 00:20:50,762
Adios.

406
00:20:52,232 --> 00:20:54,400
And I'm left with
the real jewels safely inside...

407
00:20:54,434 --> 00:20:57,036
His compartment?! Oh!

408
00:20:57,070 --> 00:20:59,939
All right, listen up.
I'll need accomplices.

409
00:21:00,258 --> 00:21:01,064
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