1 00:00:01,835 --> 00:00:04,046 Previously on Desperate Housewives 2 00:00:04,171 --> 00:00:06,673 Gabrielle tried to rekindle an old affair. 3 00:00:06,798 --> 00:00:08,091 Gaby, i'm getting married. 4 00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:10,177 And i was married when we got together. 5 00:00:10,302 --> 00:00:12,304 That is not how i'm gonna be married. 6 00:00:12,387 --> 00:00:16,308 Lynette got the support she needed for chemotherapy. 7 00:00:16,391 --> 00:00:19,686 Katherine, who liked everything in its place... Ooh! 8 00:00:19,770 --> 00:00:22,397 Thought that her husband was forgetting his. 9 00:00:22,481 --> 00:00:24,691 Oh, i guess you learned nothing from chicago. 10 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:25,776 Bree's attempt to keep 11 00:00:25,901 --> 00:00:27,694 Her daughter's pregnancy a secret... 12 00:00:27,778 --> 00:00:29,988 You are keeping my grandchildren from me. 13 00:00:30,072 --> 00:00:32,783 Evoked an unexpected response. 14 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:34,493 We're life partners. 15 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:38,288 And Susan tried to connect with the newest neighbors. 16 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:40,499 Yeah, i've seen a lot of cable, so i get it. 17 00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:42,584 I hope we can live up to your stereotype. 18 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:44,002 I should go. 19 00:00:47,798 --> 00:00:49,383 The odd-looking boxes 20 00:00:49,508 --> 00:00:52,594 Were delivered to the home of Bob Hunter and Lee Mcdermott 21 00:00:52,678 --> 00:00:54,805 Early on a tuesday morning. 22 00:00:55,472 --> 00:00:58,100 It wasn't long before workmen had opened them 23 00:00:58,183 --> 00:01:01,478 And begun assembling the various parts and pieces. 24 00:01:02,980 --> 00:01:05,190 Happily, it only took three hours 25 00:01:05,274 --> 00:01:09,570 To turn the contents into a finished work of art. 26 00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:14,032 Sadly, it only took 15 minutes 27 00:01:14,116 --> 00:01:16,243 For the residents of Wisteria Lane ... 28 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:18,537 What the hell is it? 29 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:21,540 To become art critics. 30 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:25,043 I think it's a sculpture. I think it's crap. 31 00:01:25,127 --> 00:01:26,336 Of all the gay men in the world, 32 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:30,424 We have to get the two without taste. What are we gonna do about this? 33 00:01:30,549 --> 00:01:32,718 I say we keep smiling and look for the hidden cameras. 34 00:01:32,843 --> 00:01:34,219 I think we're about to get punk'd. 35 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:36,930 I don't think there's anything we can do. It's not our lawn. 36 00:01:37,014 --> 00:01:37,931 It's our neighborhood, 37 00:01:38,015 --> 00:01:40,142 And we have rules against this sort of thing, 38 00:01:40,142 --> 00:01:42,144 Or at least we did when i used to live here. 39 00:01:42,311 --> 00:01:44,313 Who's running the homeowners association? 40 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:46,315 Well, it was mary alice, but as you may have heard... 41 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:50,319 Yes, very tragic. So we haven't had a president in four years? 42 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:52,946 No one would volunteer. It's a pain-in-the-ass job. 43 00:01:53,030 --> 00:01:54,448 I'll volunteer. 44 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:56,450 We can hold an election in the next couple of days. 45 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:59,328 I can get rid of this tinfoil atrocity by the weekend. 46 00:01:59,411 --> 00:02:00,913 Okay, before we become an ugly mob, 47 00:02:01,038 --> 00:02:02,915 Why doesn't one of us go talk to the guys? 48 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,125 But not me. They hate me. 49 00:02:05,918 --> 00:02:08,629 Bree, you talk to them. You can relate to them. 50 00:02:09,046 --> 00:02:10,214 Why would you say that? 51 00:02:10,214 --> 00:02:12,049 You got a kid who came flying out of the closet 52 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:14,218 And a husband who's been looking for the doorknob. 53 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:18,263 What? You've met him. 54 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:19,890 Ooh! They're coming. 55 00:02:24,186 --> 00:02:25,270 Good morning, ladies. 56 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:29,274 Hi. Uh, we were just talking about your sculpture. 57 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:30,067 That's what i love about art-- 58 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:32,778 The way it provokes discussion. Although it would've been nice 59 00:02:32,861 --> 00:02:36,573 If you had discussed it with us. What, you don't-- you don't like it? 60 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:38,992 Well, we're not saying that. 61 00:02:39,076 --> 00:02:40,786 It's just a little, uh... 62 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:44,081 It's an eyesore. 63 00:02:44,289 --> 00:02:45,666 Really? Mm-hmm. 64 00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:47,584 You hear that, Bob ? We flew to finland 65 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:50,671 And paid $24,000 to commission an eyesore. 66 00:02:50,754 --> 00:02:51,755 I don't mind it. 67 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:55,592 Not to brag, but i went to art school. Community college. 68 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:58,262 And they taught us that art is subjective. 69 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:01,682 Thank you, Susan . 70 00:03:01,974 --> 00:03:04,184 Susan's need for approval aside, 71 00:03:04,268 --> 00:03:06,979 This clearly is not appropriate for the street. 72 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:10,274 Wisteria lane has a... Traditional look. 73 00:03:10,482 --> 00:03:11,358 Well, maybe you'd like it better 74 00:03:11,483 --> 00:03:12,985 If we covered it with a gingham throw. 75 00:03:15,279 --> 00:03:17,573 Ladies, uh, i'm sorry. 76 00:03:17,656 --> 00:03:20,576 We honestly thought that people would like it, 77 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:24,121 But even if you disapprove, we hope that you will respect 78 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,623 Our right to decorate as we see fit. 79 00:03:31,003 --> 00:03:32,713 Have a nice day, philistines. 80 00:03:33,422 --> 00:03:37,926 Yes, art came to Wisteria Lane on a tuesday morning, 81 00:03:38,010 --> 00:03:40,095 And by tuesday afternoon... 82 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:43,599 I think it's time to reconvene the homeowners' association. 83 00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:45,809 All in favor? 84 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,227 Aye. 85 00:03:48,312 --> 00:03:50,522 War had come as well. 86 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:02,701 As word of the sculpture spread, 87 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:04,912 Bob and Lee began to wonder 88 00:04:05,037 --> 00:04:07,998 If any of their neighbors would be supportive. 89 00:04:09,124 --> 00:04:11,335 But when the sculpture's true function 90 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:13,337 Was unveiled the next day, 91 00:04:14,129 --> 00:04:16,423 Whatever support they did have... 92 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:22,596 Was quickly washed away. 93 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:24,473 Come on. 94 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:26,850 It's 6:00 a.m. What is that? 95 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:29,269 I don't know, but make it stop. 96 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:36,944 Oh, my god. 97 00:04:45,077 --> 00:04:47,871 Wow! It's a fountain, too. 98 00:04:48,372 --> 00:04:49,957 We would have mentioned that yesterday, 99 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:51,542 But your friends were a little uptight. 100 00:04:51,667 --> 00:04:52,960 Yeah, they can get like that. 101 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:56,463 So do you think that you can just turn it off for a second? 102 00:05:02,761 --> 00:05:03,053 What's up? 103 00:05:03,178 --> 00:05:05,347 I was just wondering, um, 104 00:05:05,848 --> 00:05:09,059 Do you think you could move it to your backyard? 105 00:05:10,561 --> 00:05:12,062 Why? I thought you liked it. 106 00:05:12,271 --> 00:05:14,147 Remember? You said, "art is subjective." 107 00:05:14,273 --> 00:05:17,359 Yes. Quiet art is subjective 108 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:19,862 But you see, Mike is working really long hours lately, 109 00:05:19,945 --> 00:05:22,072 And he can't s Lee p with all that noise. 110 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:24,867 We're not gonna turn it off because we need it to drown out 111 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:28,161 All the stuff we hear coming from your house. Like what? 112 00:05:28,287 --> 00:05:30,289 Let's see. You yakking to your mom on the phone. 113 00:05:30,414 --> 00:05:31,999 You grunting through your pilates dvds. 114 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:35,002 You in the shower, butchering the score to "brigadoon." 115 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:36,295 I have a lovely voice. 116 00:05:36,712 --> 00:05:39,298 Whoever told you that is not your friend. 117 00:05:40,799 --> 00:05:44,011 He's a little cranky. I think someone needs his french toast. 118 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:45,804 Come on, Lee . 119 00:05:46,305 --> 00:05:47,890 No, no, no, no. No, no, we're not done here. 120 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:49,808 As your neighbor, i have a right to be heard... 121 00:05:49,892 --> 00:05:52,102 And i say that simple human decency 122 00:05:52,186 --> 00:05:55,606 Dictates that you turn off that fountain right now! 123 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:02,487 Do over, Parker . 124 00:06:02,613 --> 00:06:04,281 Hey, guys, i got your snack. 125 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:05,699 What you playing? 126 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:08,118 Action figures. Wanna play, mom? 127 00:06:08,202 --> 00:06:10,787 She does awesome alien voices. 128 00:06:11,205 --> 00:06:13,790 Thanks, sweetheart. 129 00:06:19,505 --> 00:06:21,882 Oh, yeah. Hi, dr. Shiller. 130 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:24,593 Okay, that's my white blood count. 131 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:26,595 Uh-huh, but as long as it's higher than 4.0, 132 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,514 That means i don't have neutropenia, right? 133 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:31,016 Well, that's great. 134 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:33,310 Thanks for calling. 135 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,647 Yeah, you, too. Bye. 136 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:40,859 What? 137 00:06:41,235 --> 00:06:43,654 You can't talk about doctors up here. 138 00:06:43,654 --> 00:06:45,155 Or about being sick. 139 00:06:45,447 --> 00:06:48,659 If you do, you have to go. That's the rule. 140 00:06:50,953 --> 00:06:52,329 That's a good rule. 141 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,749 Although it wasn't bad news. It was actually-- 142 00:06:55,833 --> 00:06:59,253 Doesn't Matt er. We voted. It's a rule. 143 00:07:00,462 --> 00:07:01,255 Got it. 144 00:07:01,547 --> 00:07:03,340 Sick talk done, okay? 145 00:07:04,341 --> 00:07:05,425 You guys have fun. 146 00:07:07,636 --> 00:07:08,637 Freeze power. 147 00:07:08,637 --> 00:07:11,431 Do over, Parker . That guy doesn't have freezing power. 148 00:07:11,557 --> 00:07:14,142 If his guy can fly, my guy can freeze. 149 00:07:15,853 --> 00:07:19,231 Hi. It's, uh, mrs. Hodge. May i please speak with Danielle ? 150 00:07:19,231 --> 00:07:20,732 Muffins. T... 151 00:07:20,858 --> 00:07:24,152 Hands off. We're bringing these to Danielle for her birthday. 152 00:07:24,236 --> 00:07:25,529 What do you mean, she's gone? 153 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:28,240 And you believed her? 154 00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:30,158 You idiot! 155 00:07:30,242 --> 00:07:33,328 I should sue your irresponsible ass off for this. 156 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:36,248 Yeah, well, good day to you, too, reverend mother! 157 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:38,834 What happened? Those stupid nuns at the convent 158 00:07:39,001 --> 00:07:40,377 Let Danielle 's grandmother kidnap her. 159 00:07:40,502 --> 00:07:43,797 She claimed i'd given her permission for a weekend visit. 160 00:07:45,883 --> 00:07:47,801 Phyllis! It's me. 161 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:49,887 You can screen your calls all you want to, 162 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:52,764 But trust me, old woman, you are in a world of trouble. 163 00:07:52,890 --> 00:07:55,184 I know where you live, and i am coming for you. 164 00:07:55,267 --> 00:07:56,393 Shouldn't we be worried? 165 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,770 No, i think we're ready for her. 166 00:07:58,770 --> 00:08:01,481 Now show me again how you kill the zombies. 167 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,404 Why can't i go? I play golf. 168 00:08:09,573 --> 00:08:12,492 And i'd love to meet your... College buddies. 169 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:16,371 Edie, me and the guys have only two rules for these weekends-- 170 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:18,874 No plaid pants and no women. 171 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:21,084 Fine. Be that way. 172 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:25,172 And to think, i got you a gift. 173 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:31,970 Hey, golf balls. 174 00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:33,597 They're monogrammed. 175 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:36,183 Wait. These are your initials. 176 00:08:36,391 --> 00:08:39,102 Exactly. While you're out there playing, 177 00:08:39,478 --> 00:08:43,899 I want everyone to know who your balls belong to. 178 00:08:54,243 --> 00:08:56,119 Good work, boys, but i have to head out in a few minutes, 179 00:08:56,245 --> 00:08:58,831 So make sure you put all the stuff back in the garage. 180 00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:01,333 Hello? 181 00:09:01,416 --> 00:09:03,043 Hey, on my way. 182 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:04,628 Meet you at the hotel, okay? 183 00:09:04,837 --> 00:09:06,630 I'm leaving in five minutes. 184 00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:17,808 Uh, Brett , could you come here a second? 185 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:23,230 How long has that van been parked over there? Couple hours. 186 00:09:23,647 --> 00:09:25,941 Hours? Are you serious? 187 00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:30,529 Oh, my god. I think he's just waiting for someone to come home. 188 00:09:31,029 --> 00:09:33,615 Brett, when's the last time a cable guy waited for anyone? 189 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:38,412 I see a lot of lawn mowing in your future. 190 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:41,748 Hey, it's me again. You're not gonna believe this. 191 00:09:41,832 --> 00:09:43,917 Before Victor left on his business trip, 192 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,419 He hired someone to tail me. 193 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,921 Oh, man. Should we call this off? No way. 194 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,756 It's gonna take more than a guy with mini binoculars 195 00:09:49,882 --> 00:09:52,676 And a bag of doughnuts to keep me under lock and key. 196 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,179 I'll be there as soon as i can. 197 00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:06,356 Boys, time to get paid. 198 00:10:07,566 --> 00:10:09,151 Come on, Eddie ! 199 00:10:19,077 --> 00:10:21,872 Bye, mrs. Lang. See you next time. 200 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:26,251 Come back here! 201 00:10:26,752 --> 00:10:28,378 Are you taking the bus home? 202 00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:35,385 As soon as we get around the corner, 203 00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:37,179 We're gonna have to adjust this horn. 204 00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:48,982 Gabrielle. 205 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:50,859 Hey. 206 00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:53,820 H-hi. 207 00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:57,824 Look at you. What a surprise. 208 00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:01,912 Oh, uh, this is Gaby . This is my wife Tammy . 209 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,413 Tammy, this is Gabrielle . 210 00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:07,292 Wow, look at you. Congratulations. 211 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,503 Thanks. It wasn't planned. 212 00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:15,717 Okay. So... Are you guys staying here? 213 00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:17,511 No, we just came for some lunch. 214 00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:19,012 Daddy owns this place. 215 00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:21,515 That's right. You're a hotel heiress. 216 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:24,393 Yeah, but not one of the skanky ones. 217 00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:26,395 How do you two know each other? 218 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:30,107 I used to be Gabrielle 's gardener. 219 00:11:30,399 --> 00:11:32,609 Oh! Well, as you can see, 220 00:11:32,693 --> 00:11:35,112 He's certainly married up from lawn boy. 221 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,613 Tammy. What? 222 00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:38,824 Forget it. 223 00:11:39,825 --> 00:11:42,119 So i heard you married the mayor. 224 00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:43,829 You're married to Victor lang? 225 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:45,998 He and daddy go hunting together. 226 00:11:46,123 --> 00:11:48,625 I told John if he would just be nicer to daddy, 227 00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:50,002 He could hang out with people like the mayor 228 00:11:50,127 --> 00:11:52,421 And make important contacts. 229 00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:54,631 And i keep telling you that i don't need 230 00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:56,592 To kiss your father's ass to have a career. 231 00:11:58,135 --> 00:12:00,137 Uh, yeah, so i married the mayor. 232 00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:01,138 Kooky, huh? 233 00:12:01,263 --> 00:12:04,474 So, um, is he here with you? 234 00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:07,644 Uh, no. He's away at a conference, 235 00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:11,273 So i decided to treat myself to a spa weekend. 236 00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:14,443 Ooh! You should definitely get the full body massage. 237 00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:18,155 Oh, i plan to. 238 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:20,657 Good to see you. 239 00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:21,950 You, too, Gaby . 240 00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:26,955 Sorry about that. A complete shock. 241 00:12:27,039 --> 00:12:28,957 I mean, of all people to run into. 242 00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:29,875 Who were they? 243 00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:36,173 Just an old friend and his idiot wife. 244 00:12:36,340 --> 00:12:37,758 Come on. Let's go. 245 00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:43,847 Bree, how lovely to see you. 246 00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:46,767 Cram it, Phyllis . You got a lot of nerve 247 00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:49,436 Stealing Danielle from a convent we prepaid for. 248 00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:51,063 She didn't steal me. 249 00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:54,358 I'm a mature person capable of making my own decisions. 250 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,859 Well, good. You can decide to pack, 251 00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:58,445 Because we are taking you back to the convent. 252 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,155 Mnh-mnh. I'm turning 18 this weekend, 253 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,282 So you can't boss me around anymore. 254 00:13:02,491 --> 00:13:03,116 I'm staying with grandma, 255 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,910 And i'm gonna have my baby delivered here. 256 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:07,204 We have an excellent medical staff. 257 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,288 It's a retirement village. 258 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:11,291 All these doctors know how to deliver is bad news. 259 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:13,085 I don't care. I'm staying, 260 00:13:13,377 --> 00:13:16,505 And i'm gonna raise the baby here, too. What? 261 00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:18,090 Entirely her idea. 262 00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:20,509 A baby is god's most precious gift. 263 00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:22,177 I will not have mine raised 264 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:25,013 By a cold, emotionally unavailable woman like you. 265 00:13:25,097 --> 00:13:26,014 "emotionally unavailable." 266 00:13:26,098 --> 00:13:28,809 Gosh, i wonder where she picked up that little phrase. Hmm. 267 00:13:30,394 --> 00:13:32,479 Like i'm too dumb to think of it myself? 268 00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:35,983 You're always mean to me, just like you were to dad. 269 00:13:36,108 --> 00:13:37,985 You emasculated him. 270 00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:39,987 Well, you're not gonna emasculate me. 271 00:13:40,279 --> 00:13:41,613 You don't even know what that means, 272 00:13:41,697 --> 00:13:43,991 You petulant sock puppet! 273 00:13:44,116 --> 00:13:45,701 Who cares? 274 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:48,287 I'm going to the store. 275 00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:52,583 Buy a dictionary. 276 00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:57,004 So that's all settled. 277 00:13:58,297 --> 00:13:59,882 Would you like some iced tea? 278 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,019 You aren't joining the lynch mob? 279 00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:14,438 Uh, you mean Katherine 's homeowners thing? 280 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,148 Yeah, i think i'll sit this one out. 281 00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:18,650 No, no, no. You can't do that. You've got to pick a side. 282 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,528 Art or mindless conformity? 283 00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:24,740 See, this is one of the upsides of having cancer. 284 00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:27,743 You get to excuse yourself from petty neighborhood squabbles. 285 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:30,537 You won't think they're so petty when she comes after you. 286 00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:33,040 Me? Why would she do that? 287 00:14:33,749 --> 00:14:36,126 Did the homeowners' association approve everything in your yard? 288 00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:38,337 The fence? That swing? 289 00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:39,838 The tree house? 290 00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:42,841 I don't think Katherine will bother herself 291 00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:43,759 Over a tree house. 292 00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:45,427 First, they came for the fountains, 293 00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:49,431 And i did not speak out because i had no fountain. What? 294 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:50,933 Then they came for the lawn gnomes, 295 00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:53,227 And i did not speak out because i had no gnome. 296 00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:55,145 You're comparing Katherine to a nazi? 297 00:14:55,229 --> 00:14:57,022 Then they came for my tree house, 298 00:14:57,356 --> 00:14:59,858 And there was no one left to speak out for me. 299 00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:07,032 Thank you, ladies. I so appreciate your input, 300 00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:09,243 And i think we can all agree 301 00:15:09,243 --> 00:15:12,454 That the fountain has no place on our street. 302 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:16,667 Yeah, we gotta show those gays we mean business. 303 00:15:17,376 --> 00:15:21,588 Ida, again, the issue is not Bob and Lee being gay. 304 00:15:21,672 --> 00:15:22,965 It's the fountain. 305 00:15:23,674 --> 00:15:25,676 Well, can't it be both? 306 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:28,262 Anyway... 307 00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:31,974 If you elect me president, my first act 308 00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:35,561 Will be to eliminate this so-called work of art. 309 00:15:35,686 --> 00:15:36,687 Hear, hear. 310 00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:39,398 Yes, Lynette . 311 00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:42,401 After you get rid of this fountain, that's it, right? 312 00:15:42,693 --> 00:15:43,402 I don't follow. 313 00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:46,280 I mean... You're not gonna start 314 00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:49,283 Checking everyone's yards for things that don't fit in? 315 00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:50,993 Oh, of course not. 316 00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:54,163 As long as those things meet the association's guidelines. 317 00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,875 Uh-huh. And what if they don't? 318 00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:00,794 Are you referring to something in particular? 319 00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:04,298 My kids' tree house. Can you promise you'll leave it alone? 320 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:07,676 Well, it's not up to me. That's the whole point. 321 00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:08,468 There are rules. 322 00:16:09,178 --> 00:16:10,679 That sounds like a no. 323 00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:12,264 If i make an exception for you, 324 00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:14,266 Then i have to make one for everyone, 325 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,935 And surely, you realize that the whole neighborhood 326 00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,729 Can't revolve around your little tree house. 327 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:22,316 Now since i am running unopposed, 328 00:16:22,441 --> 00:16:24,818 I just need someone to second my nomination. 329 00:16:27,905 --> 00:16:30,115 Oh! Thank you, Lynette . 330 00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:33,327 No, actually, i'm nominating myself. 331 00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:35,329 I am now running for president... 332 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:37,831 Against you. 333 00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:49,843 You know, running for president in your condition? 334 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,637 I don't think it's a good idea. 335 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,805 Tom, i don't want your opinion, just your vote. 336 00:16:54,223 --> 00:16:55,807 If you want to save the tree house, 337 00:16:55,933 --> 00:16:57,643 Why don't you let me run instead? 338 00:16:57,726 --> 00:17:00,103 Because you'd never win. Bossy women rule this street. 339 00:17:00,229 --> 00:17:04,024 You know that. I know one rules my life. 340 00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:05,734 I'm sorry. I didn't catch that. 341 00:17:06,318 --> 00:17:07,110 Nothing. 342 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:11,031 Look, this is not just about a tree house or a fountain. 343 00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:12,616 This is about 344 00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:14,326 What kind of neighborhood we want to live in. 345 00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:15,911 Do we get to make our own choices, 346 00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,330 Or do we let the taste police make them for us? 347 00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:22,918 Ah, now i get it. This about you wanting to take on Katherine . 348 00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:26,755 No! This is about personal freedom-- 349 00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:28,257 Specifically, my personal freedom 350 00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:31,051 To take down that jackbooted hausfrau. 351 00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:33,178 Honey, if you're looking for something to fight, 352 00:17:33,262 --> 00:17:34,555 How about your cancer? 353 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:36,056 Hey, a tumor is a tumor 354 00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:38,684 Whether it's in your body or living across the street. 355 00:17:44,857 --> 00:17:45,983 I don't know why you buy those things. 356 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,651 They just end up on the floor. 357 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,863 Because i want to feel pretty and feminine. 358 00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:56,160 Ooh! My chili cheese fries! Just a second! 359 00:17:56,285 --> 00:17:58,662 Gabrielle? It's me-- John . 360 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,874 John? John who? 361 00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:07,546 Uh, okay. You know that old friend 362 00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:08,881 I ran into in the lobby? 363 00:18:08,881 --> 00:18:10,674 It might have been John Rowland . 364 00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:14,178 Maybe. I'm not sure. 365 00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:15,971 Gabrielle? 366 00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:18,765 But just to be safe, you may wanna hide in the closet. 367 00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:21,476 What? I'm not hiding from that guy. Really? 368 00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:24,062 Because his father-in-law goes hunting with Victor -- 369 00:18:24,313 --> 00:18:26,190 You know, the guy who hired someone 370 00:18:26,315 --> 00:18:28,025 To tail us and possibly kill us? 371 00:18:29,026 --> 00:18:30,110 Okay. 372 00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:39,703 John, what are you doing here? 373 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,788 When i ran into you last fall, 374 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,123 You wanted to start up our affair again, 375 00:18:43,207 --> 00:18:44,416 And i wasn't ready. 376 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,211 Well, i'm ready. 377 00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:01,808 Listen, i promised Tom i wouldn't knock myself out 378 00:19:01,892 --> 00:19:04,728 Campaigning for this homeowners thing, 379 00:19:04,895 --> 00:19:06,897 So i was hoping you could help me-- 380 00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:11,109 You know, ring some bells, talk me up, that sort of thing? 381 00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:12,819 I would love to, but... 382 00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:15,405 But what? 383 00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:17,824 This is awkward. 384 00:19:17,908 --> 00:19:20,619 Uh, i told Katherine i'd vote for her. 385 00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:21,995 You're picking her over me? 386 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,914 Uh, it's not like i'm pro- Katherine . 387 00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,999 I'm just anti-fountain. 388 00:19:27,626 --> 00:19:29,920 Oh, don't give me that look. I made her a promise. 389 00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:32,130 Yes, but that was before your best friend 390 00:19:32,256 --> 00:19:33,841 Threw her scarf in the ring. 391 00:19:36,552 --> 00:19:38,762 Okay. If i vote for you, 392 00:19:38,846 --> 00:19:40,138 Do you promise to get rid of that fountain? 393 00:19:40,264 --> 00:19:43,851 See, that's awkward for me. This is about personal freedom. 394 00:19:43,934 --> 00:19:46,353 You know? I'm running as a libertarian. 395 00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:48,146 Well, i'm voting as a light s Lee per. 396 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:50,065 It's right outside our bedroom window. 397 00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:53,068 Seriously, Lynette , it's like living next to splash mountain. 398 00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:55,571 But it's my kids' tree house. They really need it. Well, 399 00:19:55,654 --> 00:19:56,530 We need our s Lee p. 400 00:19:56,655 --> 00:19:57,948 Why don't you get earplugs? 401 00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:01,368 Why don't you get... Tree house plugs? 402 00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:03,745 What? That doesn't even make sense. 403 00:20:03,871 --> 00:20:04,746 Yeah, i'm sorry. 404 00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:06,665 You know, tired people aren't witty. 405 00:20:10,169 --> 00:20:12,045 Seriously, John , you have got to get out of here. 406 00:20:12,171 --> 00:20:14,840 No. Please. I need to be with you. 407 00:20:14,965 --> 00:20:17,843 What about your wife? You met her. She's dumb, demanding, 408 00:20:17,968 --> 00:20:21,138 Totally self-centered, especially in bed. 409 00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:22,431 I mean, she's awful. 410 00:20:22,556 --> 00:20:26,143 Awfully pregnant. I know. I-i'm completely trapped, 411 00:20:26,143 --> 00:20:27,936 Just like you were with mr. Solis. 412 00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:31,648 I-i wasn't "trapped." 413 00:20:31,732 --> 00:20:32,441 What do you mean? 414 00:20:32,608 --> 00:20:35,110 All you'd ever talk about was what a selfish pig he was. 415 00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:38,071 Well, i think you're paraphrasing. 416 00:20:38,197 --> 00:20:39,907 Okay, seriously, you have to go. 417 00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:44,286 Come on. You know it would be hot, just like old times. 418 00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:46,497 Remember how great our sex was? Oh, 419 00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:48,373 I don't think we need to get into that. 420 00:20:48,499 --> 00:20:50,584 What about the time we were doing it in the shower? 421 00:20:52,002 --> 00:20:55,297 Mr. Solis drove up? Uh, does not ring a bell. 422 00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:57,382 Come on. And i hid in the closet? 423 00:20:57,508 --> 00:21:00,802 And you looked so hot, mr. Solis pulled you down on the bed. 424 00:21:03,013 --> 00:21:05,682 And you had to fake an orgasm just so he wouldn't catch on. 425 00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:09,394 Yeah, good times. 426 00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:12,773 Anyways, uh, that's a negatory on the affair... What? 427 00:21:12,898 --> 00:21:14,775 And i will see you later. 428 00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:17,194 Come on, but we're so good together. Gab-- 429 00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:18,904 Please! 430 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,702 Boy, that was a close one, huh? 431 00:21:30,207 --> 00:21:31,208 You faked it with me 432 00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:33,585 While that wax job was hiding in the closet? 433 00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:36,588 Yes, i had an affair. Old news. Move on. 434 00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:39,842 Where's that room service? So you're not gonna apologize 435 00:21:39,925 --> 00:21:41,927 For humiliating me in my own bed? 436 00:21:42,052 --> 00:21:45,639 You deserved it. All you cared about back then was work. 437 00:21:45,722 --> 00:21:47,641 Hey, i was not that bad of a husband, 438 00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:50,018 And somebody had to support your italian shoe addiction. 439 00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:52,938 I shopped because i was bored and lonely-- 440 00:21:52,938 --> 00:21:55,649 Same reason i had an affair. Yeah, with our teenage gardener! 441 00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:58,151 I should have snapped that kid's neck two years ago. 442 00:21:58,318 --> 00:22:01,321 Oh, let it go! John Rowland didn't do anything to you 443 00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:03,323 That you're not doing to Victor . 444 00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:06,535 You can't even compare the two! It's completely different! 445 00:22:06,827 --> 00:22:08,954 Is it, mr. Man in the closet? 446 00:22:10,622 --> 00:22:11,748 Yeah, you heard me. 447 00:22:12,124 --> 00:22:13,750 Who's John Rowland now? 448 00:22:23,844 --> 00:22:25,554 Katherine, what are you up to? 449 00:22:25,554 --> 00:22:26,930 Just visiting a friend. 450 00:22:27,055 --> 00:22:31,518 Liar. You're campaigning. Cookies--nice touch. 451 00:22:32,936 --> 00:22:34,229 Ditto on the scarf. 452 00:22:38,734 --> 00:22:40,819 Edie, you got a moment? 453 00:22:41,028 --> 00:22:43,322 I am running for president of the homeowners' association, 454 00:22:43,488 --> 00:22:47,075 And i want to talk to you about that horrible fountain. 455 00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:49,369 Screw the fountain. You want my support? 456 00:22:49,495 --> 00:22:52,289 Make Ida greenberg ditch that screen door. 457 00:22:52,664 --> 00:22:54,666 That rusty, old tetanus bucket... 458 00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:56,960 Looks fine to me. It's hardly ripped at all. 459 00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:58,587 In fact, if you give me your support... 460 00:22:58,670 --> 00:23:01,381 I'll make mrs. Burkette prune those roses. 461 00:23:01,465 --> 00:23:03,467 It's a garden, not a jungle, 462 00:23:03,592 --> 00:23:05,469 And you shouldn't have to... 463 00:23:05,594 --> 00:23:06,595 Pay for a fence you don't even want. 464 00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:08,597 That's not how you make good neighbors, 465 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:11,975 And i don't care if... The Mustafas don't celebrate christmas. 466 00:23:12,059 --> 00:23:15,062 You're asking them to hang a few lights, not convert. 467 00:23:15,562 --> 00:23:17,064 When i'm president, i promise... 468 00:23:17,189 --> 00:23:18,982 You can keep that satellite dish. 469 00:23:19,066 --> 00:23:21,777 In fact, this is practically a first amendment issue. 470 00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:22,986 The way i see it... 471 00:23:23,070 --> 00:23:24,363 The entire neighborhood 472 00:23:24,488 --> 00:23:27,658 Should be a testament to symmetry and beauty. 473 00:23:27,991 --> 00:23:28,784 So... 474 00:23:28,867 --> 00:23:30,077 Have i got your vote? 475 00:23:30,494 --> 00:23:32,788 Um, i'm not sure yet. 476 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:33,872 Keep rubbing. 477 00:23:46,385 --> 00:23:48,762 Bree, i know you're upset, but you've got to eat. 478 00:23:49,137 --> 00:23:50,931 I'm just so mad at myself. 479 00:23:51,515 --> 00:23:53,100 I should have realized 480 00:23:53,308 --> 00:23:54,810 That the maternal instinct is so strong, 481 00:23:54,935 --> 00:23:57,312 That even Danielle would develop it. 482 00:24:01,233 --> 00:24:02,234 What's so funny? 483 00:24:03,110 --> 00:24:05,237 You know those animals who eat their young? 484 00:24:05,237 --> 00:24:07,823 Even they have more maternal instinct than Danielle . 485 00:24:07,823 --> 00:24:09,616 Then why would she want the child? 486 00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:11,910 You've known her how long, and you still haven't 487 00:24:12,035 --> 00:24:13,829 Figured out how that lentil she calls a brain works? 488 00:24:13,912 --> 00:24:16,707 There's no need to insult your sister. Let him talk. 489 00:24:16,832 --> 00:24:19,626 All right, Danielle cares about three things-- 490 00:24:20,002 --> 00:24:23,505 Danielle, fun, and, uh... 491 00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:26,717 Wait. I was wrong. It's just two. 492 00:24:27,718 --> 00:24:29,720 And a retirement village is fun? 493 00:24:29,803 --> 00:24:31,430 Compared to what you're offering her-- 494 00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:34,224 A crappy job and community college. 495 00:24:34,308 --> 00:24:35,934 I mean, you think grandma's gonna make her do any of that? 496 00:24:36,018 --> 00:24:37,519 So Danielle 's only doing this 497 00:24:37,603 --> 00:24:39,813 Because Phyllis is offering her a cushy life? 498 00:24:39,813 --> 00:24:42,399 Yeah. If you want that baby, 499 00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:45,235 You're gonna have to outbid grandma. 500 00:24:56,872 --> 00:24:58,081 What are you doing here? 501 00:24:58,457 --> 00:24:59,666 Hi, John . 502 00:25:00,459 --> 00:25:01,543 I wanted to talk to you. 503 00:25:03,253 --> 00:25:05,881 It'll be very friendly. No hitting. 504 00:25:12,346 --> 00:25:13,764 What's up? 505 00:25:13,764 --> 00:25:15,474 This is gonna sound weird, but, uh, 506 00:25:15,557 --> 00:25:19,144 I've been doing some thinking lately, and, well, 507 00:25:20,562 --> 00:25:23,273 I've decided that it's time for me to forgive you. 508 00:25:26,276 --> 00:25:27,444 For s Lee ping with my wife. 509 00:25:30,447 --> 00:25:32,366 Yeah, well, i didn't just s Lee p with Gaby . 510 00:25:33,659 --> 00:25:35,077 I fell in love with her. 511 00:25:38,872 --> 00:25:40,249 I forgive you for that, too. 512 00:25:43,168 --> 00:25:44,461 Why are you doing this? 513 00:25:45,546 --> 00:25:47,381 You in some kind of 12-step program? 514 00:25:50,259 --> 00:25:52,678 Let's just say i've recently learned how loving someone 515 00:25:52,761 --> 00:25:54,972 Makes you forget the difference between right and wrong. 516 00:26:01,311 --> 00:26:03,605 Anyway, that's pretty much it. I should go. 517 00:26:07,693 --> 00:26:09,111 Do you still talk to Gabrielle ? 518 00:26:09,695 --> 00:26:11,613 Occasionally. Why? 519 00:26:12,906 --> 00:26:14,616 I just want to know if she was happy. 520 00:26:16,910 --> 00:26:17,911 I think she is. 521 00:26:21,415 --> 00:26:22,624 Well... 522 00:26:24,293 --> 00:26:25,210 Good for her. 523 00:26:33,093 --> 00:26:34,303 All right, before we vote, 524 00:26:34,386 --> 00:26:36,597 Are there any more questions for the cand Ida tes? 525 00:26:38,390 --> 00:26:40,100 Anybody besides Lee ? 526 00:26:40,184 --> 00:26:41,185 It's not a question. 527 00:26:41,310 --> 00:26:42,311 I just want to remind everyone 528 00:26:42,394 --> 00:26:45,022 That a vote for Katherine is a vote for fascism. 529 00:26:46,106 --> 00:26:49,484 What is it with you gay people and clothes? 530 00:26:50,485 --> 00:26:52,613 Fascism, Ida , not fashion. 531 00:26:53,197 --> 00:26:55,991 Although if you ever do want to talk fashion, 532 00:26:56,492 --> 00:26:57,784 We're here for you. 533 00:26:58,619 --> 00:26:59,786 All right, debate's over. 534 00:26:59,912 --> 00:27:03,207 Let's kick this pig. All in favor of Lynette ? 535 00:27:10,631 --> 00:27:13,133 Okay, and those for Katherine ? 536 00:27:20,766 --> 00:27:23,060 That's 14 for Lynette and 14 for Katherine . 537 00:27:23,060 --> 00:27:25,145 So what do we do? It's a tie. 538 00:27:26,647 --> 00:27:27,731 No, it's not. 539 00:27:27,856 --> 00:27:29,942 Susan voted twice. 540 00:27:34,029 --> 00:27:34,655 Did i? 541 00:27:35,656 --> 00:27:37,157 Well, that's obviously wrong. 542 00:27:38,367 --> 00:27:40,661 You only get one vote, sweet cheeks. Who's it gonna be? 543 00:27:55,551 --> 00:27:57,344 Susan, we're waiting. 544 00:27:58,428 --> 00:27:59,555 It's up to you, hon. 545 00:28:04,434 --> 00:28:05,352 Katherine. 546 00:28:07,771 --> 00:28:10,482 Okay, it's official. Katherine is our new president. 547 00:28:13,986 --> 00:28:15,696 Thank you. Thank you, everyone, 548 00:28:15,779 --> 00:28:18,991 And i promise to do my best for this neighborhood. 549 00:28:19,074 --> 00:28:21,577 And, Bob , Lee , mr. Mustafa, 550 00:28:21,702 --> 00:28:23,579 I'll be in touch regarding your various infractions. 551 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:26,290 And you, too, Lynette . 552 00:28:29,793 --> 00:28:30,794 Meeting adjourned. 553 00:28:35,799 --> 00:28:38,969 I know. Well, i'm not surprised. 554 00:28:53,275 --> 00:28:54,401 You know, Phyllis , 555 00:28:54,484 --> 00:28:57,571 We cannot thank you enough for accepting our apology. 556 00:28:57,988 --> 00:29:01,200 Well, i think we should try to stay on good terms 557 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,368 For Danielle 's sake. 558 00:29:03,577 --> 00:29:06,788 I'm glad you suggested that we eat out here. 559 00:29:06,872 --> 00:29:09,208 I never think to do this. 560 00:29:09,374 --> 00:29:11,793 Oh, darn, i forgot the napkins. 561 00:29:11,919 --> 00:29:13,128 Oh, no problem. 562 00:29:13,128 --> 00:29:14,713 I'll go get some. 563 00:29:17,841 --> 00:29:19,843 So now that we have a moment alone, 564 00:29:19,927 --> 00:29:23,514 Your mother and i would like to say how proud we are of you. 565 00:29:23,639 --> 00:29:24,723 Yeah, right. 566 00:29:24,848 --> 00:29:28,227 Seriously, we hadn't realized you'd matured enough 567 00:29:28,310 --> 00:29:31,313 To take on the burden of motherhood all by yourself. 568 00:29:31,438 --> 00:29:33,023 Well, grandma's gonna help. 569 00:29:33,148 --> 00:29:35,651 She'll do what she can, but you mustn't overtax her. 570 00:29:35,734 --> 00:29:38,028 Her heart is not very strong. 571 00:29:38,820 --> 00:29:40,823 She seems fine to me. 572 00:29:40,948 --> 00:29:42,032 Well, knock wood. 573 00:29:42,115 --> 00:29:44,243 We'd hate to see you forced to take care of a baby 574 00:29:44,326 --> 00:29:46,411 And a sick old woman. 575 00:29:46,537 --> 00:29:50,833 Whoa! Mah-jongg. Don't see that much anymore. 576 00:29:57,047 --> 00:29:59,216 Danielle, you should introduce yourself. 577 00:29:59,341 --> 00:30:01,635 These people are your new friends. Mm. 578 00:30:01,635 --> 00:30:04,012 And you're going to learn more From their experience and wisdom 579 00:30:04,137 --> 00:30:07,224 Than you ever could have learned at that college in flor Ida . 580 00:30:07,349 --> 00:30:09,226 Wait. I thought i couldn't go there. 581 00:30:09,351 --> 00:30:10,644 You said it was just a party school. 582 00:30:10,727 --> 00:30:12,020 Well, actually, we checked into the curriculum, 583 00:30:12,145 --> 00:30:14,147 And it's very strong, but no Matt er. 584 00:30:14,231 --> 00:30:15,315 You're be happier here. 585 00:30:15,482 --> 00:30:17,776 Yes, and with a grandmother's unconditional love, 586 00:30:17,860 --> 00:30:21,488 Who needs frat boys who only like you for your convertible? 587 00:30:21,572 --> 00:30:23,574 Whoa. When did i get a convertible? 588 00:30:23,657 --> 00:30:26,076 Well, we were gonna surprise you with one for your birthday, 589 00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:29,454 But since you're keeping the baby, you'll want A more practical gift. 590 00:30:29,580 --> 00:30:31,582 We're thinking a diaper service. 591 00:30:32,374 --> 00:30:35,460 Oh, look, they have water aerobics. 592 00:30:39,256 --> 00:30:40,757 You should sign up. 593 00:30:44,678 --> 00:30:48,056 You know, maybe i should go to college. 594 00:30:48,765 --> 00:30:50,184 I mean, for the baby's sake. 595 00:30:50,267 --> 00:30:51,977 How can i support it without a degree? 596 00:30:52,060 --> 00:30:55,564 But you can't raise this child in a miami dorm room. 597 00:31:04,656 --> 00:31:05,491 Sorry. 598 00:31:05,574 --> 00:31:08,368 The elevator's out. I... 599 00:31:08,494 --> 00:31:11,580 Oh. I have to catch my breath. 600 00:31:18,670 --> 00:31:19,880 Grandma? 601 00:31:20,214 --> 00:31:21,715 We need to talk. 602 00:31:32,518 --> 00:31:33,227 What's this? 603 00:31:33,310 --> 00:31:35,395 I thought we might toast my Victor y. 604 00:31:36,522 --> 00:31:38,524 I'm kind of in the middle of something here. 605 00:31:40,817 --> 00:31:45,113 So... You haven't congratulated me yet. 606 00:31:45,906 --> 00:31:47,324 I know. 607 00:31:49,117 --> 00:31:51,328 Would you like to tell me what's bothering youou? 608 00:31:51,328 --> 00:31:55,207 I just want you to think about what you've been doing for the past few days. 609 00:31:55,833 --> 00:31:58,710 You've mounted a crusade against a metal thing that shoots out water. 610 00:31:58,836 --> 00:32:01,213 I'm trying to keep the neighborhood beautiful. 611 00:32:01,296 --> 00:32:02,714 I love this street. 612 00:32:02,798 --> 00:32:04,216 Yeah, you keep saying that-- 613 00:32:04,299 --> 00:32:06,009 how happy you used to be here, 614 00:32:06,134 --> 00:32:08,095 But ever since we've moved back, 615 00:32:08,220 --> 00:32:11,807 All i've seen is an unhappy woman Who needs to control everything. 616 00:32:14,101 --> 00:32:16,895 We've both learned what happens When you lose control. 617 00:32:17,896 --> 00:32:20,816 Oh. Chicago again. 618 00:30:56,773 --> 00:30:59,359 You'll need to leave it with someone you can trust 619 00:32:21,525 --> 00:32:23,026 Tell you something else we learned there. 620 00:30:59,484 --> 00:31:01,069 To take care of it properly. 621 00:32:23,110 --> 00:32:26,530 When the chips are down, it helps to have friends. 622 00:32:26,947 --> 00:32:29,867 And you certainly haven't made us any lately. 623 00:32:31,368 --> 00:32:33,078 Congratulations. 624 00:32:41,962 --> 00:32:44,464 - Bye, grandma. - Good-bye, dear. 625 00:32:46,341 --> 00:32:48,260 Tell your stepfather i'll be right out. 626 00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:56,643 Oh, please, Phyllis . Even you have to agree 627 00:32:56,768 --> 00:32:58,937 That a girl who'd trade her baby for a convertible 628 00:32:59,062 --> 00:33:00,564 Isn't ready for motherhood. 629 00:33:00,647 --> 00:33:04,151 She'd have changed once the baby came. 630 00:33:04,651 --> 00:33:06,778 She's her father's daughter. 631 00:33:11,450 --> 00:33:13,660 That's a nice picture of Rex . 632 00:33:13,744 --> 00:33:15,746 Oh, i have a lot of pictures. 633 00:33:16,663 --> 00:33:18,749 All of the women here do. 634 00:33:20,751 --> 00:33:22,669 They're what we have left of the things 635 00:33:22,753 --> 00:33:25,464 Time has taken from us... 636 00:33:28,175 --> 00:33:32,179 Youth, homes and husbands... 637 00:33:32,804 --> 00:33:36,183 And for the unluckiest, children. 638 00:33:37,684 --> 00:33:40,521 I thought i was getting back a part of Rex . 639 00:33:41,605 --> 00:33:42,981 But now... 640 00:33:46,818 --> 00:33:48,612 I know you're lonely, Phyllis , 641 00:33:48,695 --> 00:33:51,782 But i can't give up this child just to make you feel better. 642 00:33:52,491 --> 00:33:56,620 You should go. Your family's waiting for you. 643 00:34:05,212 --> 00:34:08,715 Orson and i go to our club almost every saturday night, 644 00:34:08,799 --> 00:34:12,010 If you're... Interested in babysitting. 645 00:34:13,220 --> 00:34:14,805 You mean it? 646 00:34:17,099 --> 00:34:19,685 How will you explain me to your friends? 647 00:34:20,018 --> 00:34:22,521 I'll say that you're broke and needed the money. 648 00:34:22,521 --> 00:34:26,900 Can't you just say that you like having me around? 649 00:34:27,693 --> 00:34:30,612 I need something that will fly, Phyllis . 650 00:34:41,540 --> 00:34:43,333 Hey. What's going on? 651 00:34:43,959 --> 00:34:45,752 We need toalk. 652 00:34:47,546 --> 00:34:49,047 So here's the deal. 653 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:52,134 I think it's time for us to do the right thing. 654 00:34:52,759 --> 00:34:54,136 I don't think i like where this is going. 655 00:34:54,261 --> 00:34:56,054 We have to end this affair. 656 00:34:56,930 --> 00:34:57,723 You serious? 657 00:34:57,848 --> 00:34:59,349 All this... 658 00:34:59,433 --> 00:35:02,060 Sneaking around, wearing disguises, 659 00:35:02,144 --> 00:35:04,730 Hiding in closets-- it's just wrong. 660 00:35:05,147 --> 00:35:06,231 We're better than this. 661 00:35:06,356 --> 00:35:09,234 So what are you suggesting, we stay with Victor and Edie ? 662 00:35:09,359 --> 00:35:11,653 No, we break up with them. 663 00:35:12,237 --> 00:35:14,948 Look, it'll hurt, but at least it's honest. 664 00:35:15,032 --> 00:35:17,659 And then when enough time has gone by and they've moved on, 665 00:35:17,743 --> 00:35:19,536 We can be together. 666 00:35:19,661 --> 00:35:21,538 How long are we talking about? 667 00:35:21,955 --> 00:35:23,332 I don't know. Six months? 668 00:35:23,457 --> 00:35:26,835 Six months? Nobody takes that long to heal anymore. 669 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:28,962 It's a breakup, not a face-lift. 670 00:35:29,046 --> 00:35:31,340 Hey, look, i want us to be together, too, 671 00:35:31,423 --> 00:35:34,259 But i also wanna feel good about it. 672 00:35:34,635 --> 00:35:36,053 Don't you? 673 00:35:38,388 --> 00:35:40,891 Yeah. I do. 674 00:35:43,393 --> 00:35:45,687 You're such a good guy, Carlos . 675 00:35:45,896 --> 00:35:47,564 I really hate that about you. 676 00:35:48,774 --> 00:35:50,192 I know. 677 00:35:51,401 --> 00:35:55,489 So... I guess this is it. 678 00:35:58,492 --> 00:36:01,203 This kiss has to last six months. 679 00:36:01,286 --> 00:36:03,205 You better make it good. 680 00:36:19,805 --> 00:36:22,474 His guy can fly. My guy freeze. 681 00:36:27,187 --> 00:36:28,605 Hey, Lynette . 682 00:36:28,689 --> 00:36:30,691 Hey, Judas . 683 00:36:31,066 --> 00:36:32,401 Okay, fine. You're still angry, 684 00:36:32,484 --> 00:36:33,777 But i'm gonna make it up to you. 685 00:36:33,902 --> 00:36:35,279 When they come after that tree house, 686 00:36:35,404 --> 00:36:38,198 They're going to have one Susan Mayer chained to it. 687 00:36:38,282 --> 00:36:41,785 Don't do that. I wanna be sad when they knock it down. 688 00:36:41,869 --> 00:36:43,370 Lynette! What? 689 00:36:43,537 --> 00:36:44,913 You think you can just walk over here 690 00:36:45,038 --> 00:36:46,623 And cute your way out of what you did? 691 00:36:46,707 --> 00:36:47,916 We're supposed to be friends. 692 00:36:48,041 --> 00:36:51,628 Exactly, And friends don't put friends in this kind of position. 693 00:36:51,712 --> 00:36:56,008 I love you, but you can't ask me To put your kids ahead of my husband. 694 00:36:56,508 --> 00:36:59,011 No, Parker , that guy doesn't have freezing... 695 00:36:59,136 --> 00:37:01,513 You're right. I shouldn't have done that. 696 00:37:04,433 --> 00:37:07,227 But that tree house is the one place my kids can go 697 00:37:07,311 --> 00:37:11,815 And not hear about body scans and white blood cell counts. 698 00:37:11,940 --> 00:37:15,819 It is their getaway from this horrible thing 699 00:37:15,944 --> 00:37:17,738 That i've brought into the house. 700 00:37:18,322 --> 00:37:22,034 "brought"? Sweetie, it's not your fault that you're sick. 701 00:37:22,117 --> 00:37:26,413 I know that... Here. But here... 702 00:37:27,247 --> 00:37:29,708 It feels like i've ruined their childhood. 703 00:37:31,835 --> 00:37:32,920 Okay, if anybody needs me, 704 00:37:33,045 --> 00:37:35,714 I'll be at the hardware store buying chains. 705 00:37:35,714 --> 00:37:37,841 Oh, jeez. Get over here. 706 00:37:38,634 --> 00:37:40,219 Hello there! 707 00:37:42,137 --> 00:37:45,224 Oh, look, it's our new queen-- Katherine of arrogant. 708 00:37:45,641 --> 00:37:47,434 Hey, where's the wrecking ball? 709 00:37:47,559 --> 00:37:50,270 Actually, i came to tell you the tree house can stay. 710 00:37:50,354 --> 00:37:52,189 Oh, my god. That's great! 711 00:37:52,272 --> 00:37:53,065 Yes. 712 00:37:53,148 --> 00:37:54,650 If anyone complains, we'll say 713 00:37:54,775 --> 00:37:58,779 It was grandfathered in under the previous administration. 714 00:38:00,864 --> 00:38:03,951 Thanks. Why? 715 00:38:04,660 --> 00:38:06,078 Clearly, it means a lot to you, 716 00:38:06,161 --> 00:38:08,664 And i wanna be a good neighbor. 717 00:38:10,374 --> 00:38:11,750 Katherine. 718 00:38:12,751 --> 00:38:15,170 What's with you? Sometimes you act like an ice queen, 719 00:38:15,254 --> 00:38:17,756 And then you do something really nice. 720 00:38:18,882 --> 00:38:21,260 You are one complicated lady. 721 00:38:21,677 --> 00:38:25,389 Well, i've had one complicated life. 722 00:38:31,687 --> 00:38:34,064 I've had a lot of men in my life, 723 00:38:34,481 --> 00:38:37,359 But i never let myself fall in love before. 724 00:38:38,152 --> 00:38:41,363 I thought it was because i didn't wanna get hurt,But... 725 00:38:42,281 --> 00:38:44,658 Now i know the pain you feel 726 00:38:44,658 --> 00:38:46,285 Isn't the worst part. 727 00:38:47,661 --> 00:38:49,580 It's the hate. 728 00:38:51,582 --> 00:38:53,667 Could you make it out to "cash"? 729 00:39:08,891 --> 00:39:10,392 Hello, Katherine . 730 00:39:10,392 --> 00:39:11,810 You here about the fountain? 731 00:39:11,894 --> 00:39:14,313 Yes, but don't worry. There's no strict deadline. 732 00:39:14,396 --> 00:39:18,525 You can... Have it removed at your earliest convenience. 733 00:39:19,026 --> 00:39:21,528 Yeah, i don't think it's going anywhere. 734 00:39:21,904 --> 00:39:25,699 Oh, boys, boys, the war's over. 735 00:39:27,409 --> 00:39:28,827 Yes, it is. 736 00:39:28,911 --> 00:39:30,621 We know all about chicago. 737 00:39:31,622 --> 00:39:32,998 Come again? 738 00:39:32,998 --> 00:39:35,792 My ex is on the board of chicago memorial hospital. 739 00:39:35,918 --> 00:39:37,419 Seems your husband made quite a stir there-- 740 00:39:37,503 --> 00:39:39,796 Whole hospital still buzzing about what he did. 741 00:39:40,797 --> 00:39:44,218 Whatever you heard is a vicious lie-- 742 00:39:44,301 --> 00:39:46,011 Every word of it. 743 00:39:48,222 --> 00:39:52,309 Still, it was enough to... Make you leave town, 744 00:39:52,392 --> 00:39:56,396 Which begs the question, do you like living here? 745 00:40:00,234 --> 00:40:02,736 Oh, good. We're in agreement. The fountain stays. 746 00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:07,241 Thanks for stopping by, Katherine . 747 00:40:10,953 --> 00:40:14,164 It's the same for all of us. 748 00:40:17,251 --> 00:40:19,670 We try not to get too close 749 00:40:19,753 --> 00:40:22,339 To the people who live next door. 750 00:40:23,549 --> 00:40:26,260 It's easier to give them a polite nod 751 00:40:26,343 --> 00:40:28,262 Than to ask what's wrong. 752 00:40:30,556 --> 00:40:34,643 It's safer to keep walking by than to get involved. 753 00:40:34,768 --> 00:40:37,145 ...you right now. Okay, i don't wanna work... 754 00:40:37,271 --> 00:40:40,440 True, we sometimes do get to know the people 755 00:40:40,566 --> 00:40:42,234 We share a fence with 756 00:40:42,359 --> 00:40:45,154 and end up lifelong friends. 757 00:40:45,237 --> 00:40:47,573 Thanks for everything. Thank you. 758 00:40:47,656 --> 00:40:50,534 But mostly, we keep our distance 759 00:40:50,659 --> 00:40:54,872 Because we'd rather our neighbors Know nothing about us... 760 00:41:01,003 --> 00:41:02,713 Than know too much.