1 00:00:01,467 --> 00:00:03,234 Previously on Desperate Housewives 2 00:00:03,334 --> 00:00:05,334 Gabrielle tried to rekindle an old affair. 3 00:00:05,434 --> 00:00:06,467 Gaby, i'm getting married. 4 00:00:06,534 --> 00:00:08,134 And i was married when we got together. 5 00:00:08,234 --> 00:00:09,834 That is not how i'm gonna be married. 6 00:00:09,901 --> 00:00:13,035 Lynette got the support she needed for chemotherapy. 7 00:00:13,101 --> 00:00:15,735 Katherine, who liked everything in its place... Ooh! 8 00:00:15,802 --> 00:00:17,902 Thought that her husband was forgetting his. 9 00:00:17,968 --> 00:00:19,735 Oh, i guess you learned nothing from chicago. 10 00:00:19,735 --> 00:00:20,602 Bree's attempt to keep 11 00:00:20,702 --> 00:00:22,136 Her daughter's pregnancy a secret... 12 00:00:22,202 --> 00:00:23,969 You are keeping my grandchildren from me. 13 00:00:24,036 --> 00:00:26,203 Evoked an unexpected response. 14 00:00:26,603 --> 00:00:27,569 We're life partners. 15 00:00:27,636 --> 00:00:30,603 And Susan tried to connect with the newest neighbors. 16 00:00:30,670 --> 00:00:32,370 Yeah, i've seen a lot of cable, so i get it. 17 00:00:32,437 --> 00:00:34,037 I hope we can live up to your stereotype. 18 00:00:34,270 --> 00:00:35,170 I should go. 19 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:39,471 The odd-looking boxes 20 00:00:39,571 --> 00:00:42,038 Were delivered to the home of Bob Hunter and Lee Mcdermott 21 00:00:42,104 --> 00:00:43,804 Early on a tuesday morning. 22 00:00:44,338 --> 00:00:46,438 It wasn't long before workmen had opened them 23 00:00:46,505 --> 00:00:49,138 And begun assembling the various parts and pieces. 24 00:00:50,338 --> 00:00:52,105 Happily, it only took three hours 25 00:00:52,172 --> 00:00:55,606 To turn the contents into a finished work of art. 26 00:00:57,006 --> 00:00:59,173 Sadly, it only took 15 minutes 27 00:00:59,239 --> 00:01:00,939 For the residents of Wisteria Lane ... 28 00:01:01,806 --> 00:01:02,773 What the hell is it? 29 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:05,173 To become art critics. 30 00:01:05,740 --> 00:01:07,973 I think it's a sculpture. I think it's crap. 31 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:09,007 Of all the gay men in the world, 32 00:01:09,074 --> 00:01:12,274 We have to get the two without taste. What are we gonna do about this? 33 00:01:12,374 --> 00:01:14,107 I say we keep smiling and look for the hidden cameras. 34 00:01:14,207 --> 00:01:15,308 I think we're about to get punk'd. 35 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:17,474 I don't think there's anything we can do. It's not our lawn. 36 00:01:17,541 --> 00:01:18,274 It's our neighborhood, 37 00:01:18,341 --> 00:01:20,041 And we have rules against this sort of thing, 38 00:01:20,041 --> 00:01:21,641 Or at least we did when i used to live here. 39 00:01:21,775 --> 00:01:23,375 Who's running the homeowners association? 40 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:24,975 Well, it was mary alice, but as you may have heard... 41 00:01:25,075 --> 00:01:28,175 Yes, very tragic. So we haven't had a president in four years? 42 00:01:28,275 --> 00:01:30,276 No one would volunteer. It's a pain-in-the-ass job. 43 00:01:30,342 --> 00:01:31,476 I'll volunteer. 44 00:01:31,609 --> 00:01:33,076 We can hold an election in the next couple of days. 45 00:01:33,143 --> 00:01:35,376 I can get rid of this tinfoil atrocity by the weekend. 46 00:01:35,443 --> 00:01:36,643 Okay, before we become an ugly mob, 47 00:01:36,743 --> 00:01:38,243 Why doesn't one of us go talk to the guys? 48 00:01:38,343 --> 00:01:40,010 But not me. They hate me. 49 00:01:40,643 --> 00:01:42,810 Bree, you talk to them. You can relate to them. 50 00:01:43,144 --> 00:01:44,077 Why would you say that? 51 00:01:44,077 --> 00:01:45,544 You got a kid who came flying out of the closet 52 00:01:45,611 --> 00:01:47,277 And a husband who's been looking for the doorknob. 53 00:01:49,478 --> 00:01:50,511 What? You've met him. 54 00:01:50,511 --> 00:01:51,811 Ooh! They're coming. 55 00:01:55,245 --> 00:01:56,112 Good morning, ladies. 56 00:01:56,112 --> 00:01:59,312 Hi. Uh, we were just talking about your sculpture. 57 00:01:59,312 --> 00:01:59,945 That's what i love about art-- 58 00:02:00,045 --> 00:02:02,112 The way it provokes discussion. Although it would've been nice 59 00:02:02,179 --> 00:02:05,146 If you had discussed it with us. What, you don't-- you don't like it? 60 00:02:06,013 --> 00:02:07,079 Well, we're not saying that. 61 00:02:07,146 --> 00:02:08,513 It's just a little, uh... 62 00:02:10,180 --> 00:02:11,146 It's an eyesore. 63 00:02:11,313 --> 00:02:12,413 Really? Mm-hmm. 64 00:02:12,513 --> 00:02:13,947 You hear that, Bob ? We flew to finland 65 00:02:14,013 --> 00:02:16,414 And paid $24,000 to commission an eyesore. 66 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:17,280 I don't mind it. 67 00:02:18,014 --> 00:02:20,347 Not to brag, but i went to art school. Community college. 68 00:02:20,581 --> 00:02:22,481 And they taught us that art is subjective. 69 00:02:24,181 --> 00:02:25,215 Thank you, Susan . 70 00:02:25,448 --> 00:02:27,215 Susan's need for approval aside, 71 00:02:27,281 --> 00:02:29,448 This clearly is not appropriate for the street. 72 00:02:29,615 --> 00:02:32,082 Wisteria lane has a... Traditional look. 73 00:02:32,249 --> 00:02:32,949 Well, maybe you'd like it better 74 00:02:33,049 --> 00:02:34,249 If we covered it with a gingham throw. 75 00:02:36,082 --> 00:02:37,916 Ladies, uh, i'm sorry. 76 00:02:37,982 --> 00:02:40,316 We honestly thought that people would like it, 77 00:02:40,416 --> 00:02:43,150 But even if you disapprove, we hope that you will respect 78 00:02:43,216 --> 00:02:45,150 Our right to decorate as we see fit. 79 00:02:48,650 --> 00:02:50,017 Have a nice day, philistines. 80 00:02:50,584 --> 00:02:54,184 Yes, art came to Wisteria Lane on a tuesday morning, 81 00:02:54,251 --> 00:02:55,918 And by tuesday afternoon... 82 00:02:55,918 --> 00:02:58,718 I think it's time to reconvene the homeowners' association. 83 00:02:59,118 --> 00:03:00,485 All in favor? 84 00:03:00,818 --> 00:03:01,618 Aye. 85 00:03:02,485 --> 00:03:04,252 War had come as well. 86 00:03:12,253 --> 00:03:13,986 As word of the sculpture spread, 87 00:03:14,086 --> 00:03:15,753 Bob and Lee began to wonder 88 00:03:15,853 --> 00:03:18,220 If any of their neighbors would be supportive. 89 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:20,887 But when the sculpture's true function 90 00:03:20,953 --> 00:03:22,487 Was unveiled the next day, 91 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:24,954 Whatever support they did have... 92 00:03:27,821 --> 00:03:29,888 Was quickly washed away. 93 00:03:30,321 --> 00:03:31,388 Come on. 94 00:03:31,688 --> 00:03:33,288 It's 6:00 a.m. What is that? 95 00:03:33,388 --> 00:03:35,222 I don't know, but make it stop. 96 00:03:40,155 --> 00:03:41,355 Oh, my god. 97 00:03:47,856 --> 00:03:50,090 Wow! It's a fountain, too. 98 00:03:50,490 --> 00:03:51,757 We would have mentioned that yesterday, 99 00:03:51,823 --> 00:03:53,023 But your friends were a little uptight. 100 00:03:53,123 --> 00:03:54,157 Yeah, they can get like that. 101 00:03:54,223 --> 00:03:56,957 So do you think that you can just turn it off for a second? 102 00:04:01,991 --> 00:04:02,224 What's up? 103 00:04:02,324 --> 00:04:04,058 I was just wondering, um, 104 00:04:04,458 --> 00:04:07,025 Do you think you could move it to your backyard? 105 00:04:08,225 --> 00:04:09,425 Why? I thought you liked it. 106 00:04:09,592 --> 00:04:11,092 Remember? You said, "art is subjective." 107 00:04:11,192 --> 00:04:13,659 Yes. Quiet art is subjective 108 00:04:13,725 --> 00:04:15,659 But you see, Mike is working really long hours lately, 109 00:04:15,726 --> 00:04:17,426 And he can't s Lee p with all that noise. 110 00:04:17,492 --> 00:04:19,659 We're not gonna turn it off because we need it to drown out 111 00:04:19,726 --> 00:04:22,293 All the stuff we hear coming from your house. Like what? 112 00:04:22,393 --> 00:04:23,993 Let's see. You yakking to your mom on the phone. 113 00:04:24,093 --> 00:04:25,360 You grunting through your pilates dvds. 114 00:04:25,427 --> 00:04:27,760 You in the shower, butchering the score to "brigadoon." 115 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:28,794 I have a lovely voice. 116 00:04:29,127 --> 00:04:31,194 Whoever told you that is not your friend. 117 00:04:32,394 --> 00:04:34,961 He's a little cranky. I think someone needs his french toast. 118 00:04:35,528 --> 00:04:36,394 Come on, Lee . 119 00:04:36,794 --> 00:04:38,061 No, no, no, no. No, no, we're not done here. 120 00:04:38,161 --> 00:04:39,595 As your neighbor, i have a right to be heard... 121 00:04:39,661 --> 00:04:41,428 And i say that simple human decency 122 00:04:41,495 --> 00:04:44,228 Dictates that you turn off that fountain right now! 123 00:04:48,929 --> 00:04:49,729 Do over, Parker . 124 00:04:49,829 --> 00:04:51,162 Hey, guys, i got your snack. 125 00:04:51,496 --> 00:04:52,296 What you playing? 126 00:04:52,363 --> 00:04:54,229 Action figures. Wanna play, mom? 127 00:04:54,296 --> 00:04:56,363 She does awesome alien voices. 128 00:04:56,696 --> 00:04:58,763 Thanks, sweetheart. 129 00:05:03,330 --> 00:05:05,231 Oh, yeah. Hi, dr. Shiller. 130 00:05:05,964 --> 00:05:07,397 Okay, that's my white blood count. 131 00:05:07,497 --> 00:05:08,998 Uh-huh, but as long as it's higher than 4.0, 132 00:05:09,098 --> 00:05:10,531 That means i don't have neutropenia, right? 133 00:05:11,631 --> 00:05:12,531 Well, that's great. 134 00:05:12,998 --> 00:05:14,365 Thanks for calling. 135 00:05:15,498 --> 00:05:17,032 Yeah, you, too. Bye. 136 00:05:19,832 --> 00:05:20,399 What? 137 00:05:20,699 --> 00:05:22,632 You can't talk about doctors up here. 138 00:05:22,632 --> 00:05:23,832 Or about being sick. 139 00:05:24,066 --> 00:05:26,633 If you do, you have to go. That's the rule. 140 00:05:28,466 --> 00:05:29,566 That's a good rule. 141 00:05:30,700 --> 00:05:32,300 Although it wasn't bad news. It was actually-- 142 00:05:32,367 --> 00:05:35,100 Doesn't Matt er. We voted. It's a rule. 143 00:05:36,067 --> 00:05:36,700 Got it. 144 00:05:36,934 --> 00:05:38,367 Sick talk done, okay? 145 00:05:39,167 --> 00:05:40,034 You guys have fun. 146 00:05:41,801 --> 00:05:42,601 Freeze power. 147 00:05:42,601 --> 00:05:44,834 Do over, Parker . That guy doesn't have freezing power. 148 00:05:44,934 --> 00:05:47,001 If his guy can fly, my guy can freeze. 149 00:05:48,368 --> 00:05:51,068 Hi. It's, uh, mrs. Hodge. May i please speak with Danielle ? 150 00:05:51,068 --> 00:05:52,269 Muffins. T... 151 00:05:52,369 --> 00:05:55,002 Hands off. We're bringing these to Danielle for her birthday. 152 00:05:55,069 --> 00:05:56,102 What do you mean, she's gone? 153 00:05:57,236 --> 00:05:58,269 And you believed her? 154 00:05:59,136 --> 00:05:59,803 You idiot! 155 00:05:59,869 --> 00:06:02,336 I should sue your irresponsible ass off for this. 156 00:06:02,436 --> 00:06:04,670 Yeah, well, good day to you, too, reverend mother! 157 00:06:04,970 --> 00:06:06,737 What happened? Those stupid nuns at the convent 158 00:06:06,870 --> 00:06:07,970 Let Danielle 's grandmother kidnap her. 159 00:06:08,070 --> 00:06:10,704 She claimed i'd given her permission for a weekend visit. 160 00:06:12,371 --> 00:06:13,904 Phyllis! It's me. 161 00:06:14,037 --> 00:06:15,571 You can screen your calls all you want to, 162 00:06:15,638 --> 00:06:17,871 But trust me, old woman, you are in a world of trouble. 163 00:06:17,971 --> 00:06:19,805 I know where you live, and i am coming for you. 164 00:06:19,871 --> 00:06:20,771 Shouldn't we be worried? 165 00:06:20,838 --> 00:06:22,672 No, i think we're ready for her. 166 00:06:22,672 --> 00:06:24,838 Now show me again how you kill the zombies. 167 00:06:28,039 --> 00:06:29,572 Why can't i go? I play golf. 168 00:06:31,306 --> 00:06:33,639 And i'd love to meet your... College buddies. 169 00:06:33,873 --> 00:06:36,740 Edie, me and the guys have only two rules for these weekends-- 170 00:06:36,906 --> 00:06:38,740 No plaid pants and no women. 171 00:06:39,073 --> 00:06:40,507 Fine. Be that way. 172 00:06:41,373 --> 00:06:43,774 And to think, i got you a gift. 173 00:06:47,607 --> 00:06:49,208 Hey, golf balls. 174 00:06:49,541 --> 00:06:50,508 They're monogrammed. 175 00:06:51,141 --> 00:06:52,575 Wait. These are your initials. 176 00:06:52,741 --> 00:06:54,908 Exactly. While you're out there playing, 177 00:06:55,208 --> 00:06:58,742 I want everyone to know who your balls belong to. 178 00:07:07,009 --> 00:07:08,510 Good work, boys, but i have to head out in a few minutes, 179 00:07:08,610 --> 00:07:10,676 So make sure you put all the stuff back in the garage. 180 00:07:12,043 --> 00:07:12,677 Hello? 181 00:07:12,743 --> 00:07:14,043 Hey, on my way. 182 00:07:14,110 --> 00:07:15,310 Meet you at the hotel, okay? 183 00:07:15,477 --> 00:07:16,910 I'm leaving in five minutes. 184 00:07:23,878 --> 00:07:25,845 Uh, Brett , could you come here a second? 185 00:07:27,778 --> 00:07:30,178 How long has that van been parked over there? Couple hours. 186 00:07:30,512 --> 00:07:32,345 Hours? Are you serious? 187 00:07:33,445 --> 00:07:36,012 Oh, my god. I think he's just waiting for someone to come home. 188 00:07:36,412 --> 00:07:38,479 Brett, when's the last time a cable guy waited for anyone? 189 00:07:40,646 --> 00:07:42,313 I see a lot of lawn mowing in your future. 190 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:44,980 Hey, it's me again. You're not gonna believe this. 191 00:07:45,047 --> 00:07:46,713 Before Victor left on his business trip, 192 00:07:46,713 --> 00:07:47,913 He hired someone to tail me. 193 00:07:48,314 --> 00:07:49,914 Oh, man. Should we call this off? No way. 194 00:07:50,047 --> 00:07:51,380 It's gonna take more than a guy with mini binoculars 195 00:07:51,480 --> 00:07:53,714 And a bag of doughnuts to keep me under lock and key. 196 00:07:54,581 --> 00:07:55,714 I'll be there as soon as i can. 197 00:08:03,215 --> 00:08:04,648 Boys, time to get paid. 198 00:08:05,615 --> 00:08:06,882 Come on, Eddie ! 199 00:08:14,816 --> 00:08:17,050 Bye, mrs. Lang. See you next time. 200 00:08:19,283 --> 00:08:20,550 Come back here! 201 00:08:20,950 --> 00:08:22,250 Are you taking the bus home? 202 00:08:26,951 --> 00:08:27,851 As soon as we get around the corner, 203 00:08:27,917 --> 00:08:29,284 We're gonna have to adjust this horn. 204 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:38,719 Gabrielle. 205 00:08:39,652 --> 00:08:40,219 Hey. 206 00:08:41,152 --> 00:08:42,586 H-hi. 207 00:08:44,086 --> 00:08:45,786 Look at you. What a surprise. 208 00:08:47,219 --> 00:08:49,053 Oh, uh, this is Gaby . This is my wife Tammy . 209 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:50,253 Tammy, this is Gabrielle . 210 00:08:50,586 --> 00:08:53,353 Wow, look at you. Congratulations. 211 00:08:53,353 --> 00:08:55,120 Thanks. It wasn't planned. 212 00:08:56,554 --> 00:09:00,087 Okay. So... Are you guys staying here? 213 00:09:00,087 --> 00:09:01,521 No, we just came for some lunch. 214 00:09:01,521 --> 00:09:02,721 Daddy owns this place. 215 00:09:03,054 --> 00:09:04,721 That's right. You're a hotel heiress. 216 00:09:04,788 --> 00:09:07,021 Yeah, but not one of the skanky ones. 217 00:09:07,421 --> 00:09:08,622 How do you two know each other? 218 00:09:09,822 --> 00:09:11,588 I used to be Gabrielle 's gardener. 219 00:09:11,822 --> 00:09:13,589 Oh! Well, as you can see, 220 00:09:13,655 --> 00:09:15,589 He's certainly married up from lawn boy. 221 00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:16,789 Tammy. What? 222 00:09:17,656 --> 00:09:18,556 Forget it. 223 00:09:19,356 --> 00:09:21,189 So i heard you married the mayor. 224 00:09:21,356 --> 00:09:22,556 You're married to Victor lang? 225 00:09:22,856 --> 00:09:24,290 He and daddy go hunting together. 226 00:09:24,390 --> 00:09:26,390 I told John if he would just be nicer to daddy, 227 00:09:26,457 --> 00:09:27,490 He could hang out with people like the mayor 228 00:09:27,590 --> 00:09:29,424 And make important contacts. 229 00:09:29,490 --> 00:09:31,190 And i keep telling you that i don't need 230 00:09:31,257 --> 00:09:32,757 To kiss your father's ass to have a career. 231 00:09:33,991 --> 00:09:35,591 Uh, yeah, so i married the mayor. 232 00:09:35,691 --> 00:09:36,391 Kooky, huh? 233 00:09:36,491 --> 00:09:39,058 So, um, is he here with you? 234 00:09:39,125 --> 00:09:41,591 Uh, no. He's away at a conference, 235 00:09:41,692 --> 00:09:44,492 So i decided to treat myself to a spa weekend. 236 00:09:44,725 --> 00:09:47,025 Ooh! You should definitely get the full body massage. 237 00:09:48,792 --> 00:09:49,992 Oh, i plan to. 238 00:09:51,192 --> 00:09:51,993 Good to see you. 239 00:09:51,993 --> 00:09:53,026 You, too, Gaby . 240 00:09:55,260 --> 00:09:57,026 Sorry about that. A complete shock. 241 00:09:57,093 --> 00:09:58,627 I mean, of all people to run into. 242 00:09:58,627 --> 00:09:59,360 Who were they? 243 00:10:02,527 --> 00:10:04,394 Just an old friend and his idiot wife. 244 00:10:04,527 --> 00:10:05,661 Come on. Let's go. 245 00:10:08,127 --> 00:10:10,528 Bree, how lovely to see you. 246 00:10:10,528 --> 00:10:12,861 Cram it, Phyllis . You got a lot of nerve 247 00:10:12,928 --> 00:10:14,995 Stealing Danielle from a convent we prepaid for. 248 00:10:15,395 --> 00:10:16,295 She didn't steal me. 249 00:10:16,695 --> 00:10:18,929 I'm a mature person capable of making my own decisions. 250 00:10:18,995 --> 00:10:20,129 Well, good. You can decide to pack, 251 00:10:20,195 --> 00:10:22,196 Because we are taking you back to the convent. 252 00:10:22,196 --> 00:10:23,562 Mnh-mnh. I'm turning 18 this weekend, 253 00:10:23,662 --> 00:10:25,263 So you can't boss me around anymore. 254 00:10:25,429 --> 00:10:25,929 I'm staying with grandma, 255 00:10:25,996 --> 00:10:27,363 And i'm gonna have my baby delivered here. 256 00:10:27,429 --> 00:10:29,196 We have an excellent medical staff. 257 00:10:29,263 --> 00:10:30,063 It's a retirement village. 258 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:32,463 All these doctors know how to deliver is bad news. 259 00:10:32,563 --> 00:10:33,897 I don't care. I'm staying, 260 00:10:34,130 --> 00:10:36,630 And i'm gonna raise the baby here, too. What? 261 00:10:36,630 --> 00:10:37,897 Entirely her idea. 262 00:10:37,997 --> 00:10:39,831 A baby is god's most precious gift. 263 00:10:39,897 --> 00:10:41,164 I will not have mine raised 264 00:10:41,264 --> 00:10:43,431 By a cold, emotionally unavailable woman like you. 265 00:10:43,498 --> 00:10:44,231 "emotionally unavailable." 266 00:10:44,298 --> 00:10:46,465 Gosh, i wonder where she picked up that little phrase. Hmm. 267 00:10:47,731 --> 00:10:49,398 Like i'm too dumb to think of it myself? 268 00:10:49,665 --> 00:10:52,199 You're always mean to me, just like you were to dad. 269 00:10:52,299 --> 00:10:53,799 You emasculated him. 270 00:10:53,899 --> 00:10:55,399 Well, you're not gonna emasculate me. 271 00:10:55,632 --> 00:10:56,699 You don't even know what that means, 272 00:10:56,766 --> 00:10:58,599 You petulant sock puppet! 273 00:10:58,699 --> 00:10:59,966 Who cares? 274 00:11:00,999 --> 00:11:02,033 I'm going to the store. 275 00:11:04,366 --> 00:11:05,467 Buy a dictionary. 276 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,000 So that's all settled. 277 00:11:10,034 --> 00:11:11,300 Would you like some iced tea? 278 00:11:19,668 --> 00:11:21,001 You aren't joining the lynch mob? 279 00:11:21,168 --> 00:11:22,935 Uh, you mean Katherine 's homeowners thing? 280 00:11:23,002 --> 00:11:24,302 Yeah, i think i'll sit this one out. 281 00:11:24,368 --> 00:11:26,302 No, no, no. You can't do that. You've got to pick a side. 282 00:11:26,869 --> 00:11:28,602 Art or mindless conformity? 283 00:11:29,736 --> 00:11:31,169 See, this is one of the upsides of having cancer. 284 00:11:31,236 --> 00:11:33,569 You get to excuse yourself from petty neighborhood squabbles. 285 00:11:33,803 --> 00:11:35,803 You won't think they're so petty when she comes after you. 286 00:11:36,270 --> 00:11:37,803 Me? Why would she do that? 287 00:11:38,370 --> 00:11:40,270 Did the homeowners' association approve everything in your yard? 288 00:11:40,370 --> 00:11:42,037 The fence? That swing? 289 00:11:42,437 --> 00:11:43,237 The tree house? 290 00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:45,637 I don't think Katherine will bother herself 291 00:11:45,704 --> 00:11:46,371 Over a tree house. 292 00:11:46,437 --> 00:11:47,704 First, they came for the fountains, 293 00:11:48,037 --> 00:11:50,904 And i did not speak out because i had no fountain. What? 294 00:11:51,071 --> 00:11:52,105 Then they came for the lawn gnomes, 295 00:11:52,205 --> 00:11:53,938 And i did not speak out because i had no gnome. 296 00:11:54,105 --> 00:11:55,472 You're comparing Katherine to a nazi? 297 00:11:55,538 --> 00:11:56,972 Then they came for my tree house, 298 00:11:57,238 --> 00:11:59,239 And there was no one left to speak out for me. 299 00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:04,973 Thank you, ladies. I so appreciate your input, 300 00:12:05,073 --> 00:12:06,739 And i think we can all agree 301 00:12:06,739 --> 00:12:09,306 That the fountain has no place on our street. 302 00:12:09,406 --> 00:12:12,673 Yeah, we gotta show those gays we mean business. 303 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:16,607 Ida, again, the issue is not Bob and Lee being gay. 304 00:12:16,674 --> 00:12:17,707 It's the fountain. 305 00:12:18,274 --> 00:12:19,874 Well, can't it be both? 306 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:21,941 Anyway... 307 00:12:22,441 --> 00:12:24,908 If you elect me president, my first act 308 00:12:25,008 --> 00:12:27,775 Will be to eliminate this so-called work of art. 309 00:12:27,875 --> 00:12:28,675 Hear, hear. 310 00:12:30,275 --> 00:12:30,842 Yes, Lynette . 311 00:12:30,908 --> 00:12:33,242 After you get rid of this fountain, that's it, right? 312 00:12:33,475 --> 00:12:34,042 I don't follow. 313 00:12:34,509 --> 00:12:36,342 I mean... You're not gonna start 314 00:12:36,409 --> 00:12:38,743 Checking everyone's yards for things that don't fit in? 315 00:12:38,809 --> 00:12:40,109 Oh, of course not. 316 00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:42,643 As long as those things meet the association's guidelines. 317 00:12:43,943 --> 00:12:45,610 Uh-huh. And what if they don't? 318 00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:47,943 Are you referring to something in particular? 319 00:12:48,177 --> 00:12:50,744 My kids' tree house. Can you promise you'll leave it alone? 320 00:12:50,877 --> 00:12:53,444 Well, it's not up to me. That's the whole point. 321 00:12:53,444 --> 00:12:54,077 There are rules. 322 00:12:54,644 --> 00:12:55,844 That sounds like a no. 323 00:12:56,178 --> 00:12:57,111 If i make an exception for you, 324 00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:58,711 Then i have to make one for everyone, 325 00:12:59,011 --> 00:13:00,845 And surely, you realize that the whole neighborhood 326 00:13:00,911 --> 00:13:02,278 Can't revolve around your little tree house. 327 00:13:03,945 --> 00:13:05,145 Now since i am running unopposed, 328 00:13:05,245 --> 00:13:07,145 I just need someone to second my nomination. 329 00:13:09,612 --> 00:13:11,379 Oh! Thank you, Lynette . 330 00:13:12,113 --> 00:13:13,946 No, actually, i'm nominating myself. 331 00:13:14,013 --> 00:13:15,546 I am now running for president... 332 00:13:16,746 --> 00:13:17,546 Against you. 333 00:13:24,981 --> 00:13:27,147 You know, running for president in your condition? 334 00:13:27,281 --> 00:13:28,581 I don't think it's a good idea. 335 00:13:28,648 --> 00:13:30,314 Tom, i don't want your opinion, just your vote. 336 00:13:30,648 --> 00:13:31,915 If you want to save the tree house, 337 00:13:32,015 --> 00:13:33,381 Why don't you let me run instead? 338 00:13:33,448 --> 00:13:35,348 Because you'd never win. Bossy women rule this street. 339 00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:38,482 You know that. I know one rules my life. 340 00:13:38,649 --> 00:13:39,849 I'm sorry. I didn't catch that. 341 00:13:40,315 --> 00:13:40,949 Nothing. 342 00:13:41,682 --> 00:13:44,082 Look, this is not just about a tree house or a fountain. 343 00:13:44,149 --> 00:13:45,349 This is about 344 00:13:45,349 --> 00:13:46,716 What kind of neighborhood we want to live in. 345 00:13:46,783 --> 00:13:47,983 Do we get to make our own choices, 346 00:13:48,083 --> 00:13:49,916 Or do we let the taste police make them for us? 347 00:13:49,983 --> 00:13:53,583 Ah, now i get it. This about you wanting to take on Katherine . 348 00:13:53,783 --> 00:13:56,650 No! This is about personal freedom-- 349 00:13:56,650 --> 00:13:57,850 Specifically, my personal freedom 350 00:13:57,950 --> 00:14:00,084 To take down that jackbooted hausfrau. 351 00:14:00,184 --> 00:14:01,784 Honey, if you're looking for something to fight, 352 00:14:01,851 --> 00:14:02,884 How about your cancer? 353 00:14:02,984 --> 00:14:04,084 Hey, a tumor is a tumor 354 00:14:04,184 --> 00:14:06,185 Whether it's in your body or living across the street. 355 00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:12,019 I don't know why you buy those things. 356 00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:13,352 They just end up on the floor. 357 00:14:13,685 --> 00:14:15,919 Because i want to feel pretty and feminine. 358 00:14:17,452 --> 00:14:20,153 Ooh! My chili cheese fries! Just a second! 359 00:14:20,253 --> 00:14:22,153 Gabrielle? It's me-- John . 360 00:14:23,286 --> 00:14:24,720 John? John who? 361 00:14:27,287 --> 00:14:29,254 Uh, okay. You know that old friend 362 00:14:29,354 --> 00:14:30,320 I ran into in the lobby? 363 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:31,754 It might have been John Rowland . 364 00:14:32,787 --> 00:14:34,554 Maybe. I'm not sure. 365 00:14:35,254 --> 00:14:35,988 Gabrielle? 366 00:14:36,221 --> 00:14:38,221 But just to be safe, you may wanna hide in the closet. 367 00:14:38,288 --> 00:14:40,388 What? I'm not hiding from that guy. Really? 368 00:14:40,555 --> 00:14:42,455 Because his father-in-law goes hunting with Victor -- 369 00:14:42,655 --> 00:14:44,155 You know, the guy who hired someone 370 00:14:44,255 --> 00:14:45,622 To tail us and possibly kill us? 371 00:14:46,422 --> 00:14:47,289 Okay. 372 00:14:53,456 --> 00:14:54,956 John, what are you doing here? 373 00:14:55,290 --> 00:14:56,623 When i ran into you last fall, 374 00:14:56,623 --> 00:14:57,690 You wanted to start up our affair again, 375 00:14:57,756 --> 00:14:58,723 And i wasn't ready. 376 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:00,957 Well, i'm ready. 377 00:15:10,458 --> 00:15:12,625 Listen, i promised Tom i wouldn't knock myself out 378 00:15:12,691 --> 00:15:14,958 Campaigning for this homeowners thing, 379 00:15:15,092 --> 00:15:16,692 So i was hoping you could help me-- 380 00:15:16,792 --> 00:15:20,059 You know, ring some bells, talk me up, that sort of thing? 381 00:15:20,225 --> 00:15:21,425 I would love to, but... 382 00:15:22,526 --> 00:15:23,492 But what? 383 00:15:24,526 --> 00:15:25,426 This is awkward. 384 00:15:25,493 --> 00:15:27,659 Uh, i told Katherine i'd vote for her. 385 00:15:27,726 --> 00:15:28,760 You're picking her over me? 386 00:15:28,860 --> 00:15:30,293 Uh, it's not like i'm pro- Katherine . 387 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:31,960 I'm just anti-fountain. 388 00:15:33,260 --> 00:15:35,094 Oh, don't give me that look. I made her a promise. 389 00:15:35,194 --> 00:15:36,860 Yes, but that was before your best friend 390 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,227 Threw her scarf in the ring. 391 00:15:40,394 --> 00:15:42,161 Okay. If i vote for you, 392 00:15:42,228 --> 00:15:43,261 Do you promise to get rid of that fountain? 393 00:15:43,361 --> 00:15:46,228 See, that's awkward for me. This is about personal freedom. 394 00:15:46,295 --> 00:15:48,228 You know? I'm running as a libertarian. 395 00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:49,662 Well, i'm voting as a light s Lee per. 396 00:15:49,728 --> 00:15:51,195 It's right outside our bedroom window. 397 00:15:51,262 --> 00:15:53,595 Seriously, Lynette , it's like living next to splash mountain. 398 00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:55,596 But it's my kids' tree house. They really need it. Well, 399 00:15:55,662 --> 00:15:56,362 We need our s Lee p. 400 00:15:56,462 --> 00:15:57,496 Why don't you get earplugs? 401 00:15:57,562 --> 00:16:00,229 Why don't you get... Tree house plugs? 402 00:16:00,529 --> 00:16:02,130 What? That doesn't even make sense. 403 00:16:02,230 --> 00:16:02,930 Yeah, i'm sorry. 404 00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:04,463 You know, tired people aren't witty. 405 00:16:07,263 --> 00:16:08,764 Seriously, John , you have got to get out of here. 406 00:16:08,864 --> 00:16:10,997 No. Please. I need to be with you. 407 00:16:11,097 --> 00:16:13,397 What about your wife? You met her. She's dumb, demanding, 408 00:16:13,497 --> 00:16:16,031 Totally self-centered, especially in bed. 409 00:16:16,131 --> 00:16:17,064 I mean, she's awful. 410 00:16:17,164 --> 00:16:20,031 Awfully pregnant. I know. I-i'm completely trapped, 411 00:16:20,031 --> 00:16:21,465 Just like you were with mr. Solis. 412 00:16:22,598 --> 00:16:24,432 I-i wasn't "trapped." 413 00:16:24,498 --> 00:16:25,065 What do you mean? 414 00:16:25,199 --> 00:16:27,199 All you'd ever talk about was what a selfish pig he was. 415 00:16:28,232 --> 00:16:29,566 Well, i think you're paraphrasing. 416 00:16:29,666 --> 00:16:31,032 Okay, seriously, you have to go. 417 00:16:31,099 --> 00:16:34,533 Come on. You know it would be hot, just like old times. 418 00:16:34,866 --> 00:16:36,300 Remember how great our sex was? Oh, 419 00:16:36,366 --> 00:16:37,800 I don't think we need to get into that. 420 00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:39,567 What about the time we were doing it in the shower? 421 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:43,334 Mr. Solis drove up? Uh, does not ring a bell. 422 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:45,001 Come on. And i hid in the closet? 423 00:16:45,101 --> 00:16:47,734 And you looked so hot, mr. Solis pulled you down on the bed. 424 00:16:49,501 --> 00:16:51,635 And you had to fake an orgasm just so he wouldn't catch on. 425 00:16:53,235 --> 00:16:54,601 Yeah, good times. 426 00:16:54,935 --> 00:16:57,302 Anyways, uh, that's a negatory on the affair... What? 427 00:16:57,402 --> 00:16:58,902 And i will see you later. 428 00:16:59,002 --> 00:17:00,835 Come on, but we're so good together. Gab-- 429 00:17:00,902 --> 00:17:02,202 Please! 430 00:17:05,636 --> 00:17:07,636 Boy, that was a close one, huh? 431 00:17:11,236 --> 00:17:12,037 You faked it with me 432 00:17:12,103 --> 00:17:13,937 While that wax job was hiding in the closet? 433 00:17:14,037 --> 00:17:16,337 Yes, i had an affair. Old news. Move on. 434 00:17:17,004 --> 00:17:18,937 Where's that room service? So you're not gonna apologize 435 00:17:19,004 --> 00:17:20,604 For humiliating me in my own bed? 436 00:17:20,704 --> 00:17:23,571 You deserved it. All you cared about back then was work. 437 00:17:23,638 --> 00:17:25,171 Hey, i was not that bad of a husband, 438 00:17:25,238 --> 00:17:27,071 And somebody had to support your italian shoe addiction. 439 00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:29,405 I shopped because i was bored and lonely-- 440 00:17:29,405 --> 00:17:31,572 Same reason i had an affair. Yeah, with our teenage gardener! 441 00:17:31,639 --> 00:17:33,572 I should have snapped that kid's neck two years ago. 442 00:17:33,705 --> 00:17:36,106 Oh, let it go! John Rowland didn't do anything to you 443 00:17:36,206 --> 00:17:37,706 That you're not doing to Victor . 444 00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:40,273 You can't even compare the two! It's completely different! 445 00:17:40,506 --> 00:17:42,206 Is it, mr. Man in the closet? 446 00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:44,440 Yeah, you heard me. 447 00:17:44,740 --> 00:17:46,040 Who's John Rowland now? 448 00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:55,474 Katherine, what are you up to? 449 00:17:55,474 --> 00:17:56,574 Just visiting a friend. 450 00:17:56,674 --> 00:18:00,241 Liar. You're campaigning. Cookies--nice touch. 451 00:18:01,375 --> 00:18:02,408 Ditto on the scarf. 452 00:18:06,009 --> 00:18:07,675 Edie, you got a moment? 453 00:18:07,842 --> 00:18:09,676 I am running for president of the homeowners' association, 454 00:18:09,809 --> 00:18:12,676 And i want to talk to you about that horrible fountain. 455 00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:14,509 Screw the fountain. You want my support? 456 00:18:14,609 --> 00:18:16,843 Make Ida greenberg ditch that screen door. 457 00:18:17,143 --> 00:18:18,743 That rusty, old tetanus bucket... 458 00:18:18,843 --> 00:18:20,577 Looks fine to me. It's hardly ripped at all. 459 00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:21,877 In fact, if you give me your support... 460 00:18:21,944 --> 00:18:24,110 I'll make mrs. Burkette prune those roses. 461 00:18:24,177 --> 00:18:25,777 It's a garden, not a jungle, 462 00:18:25,877 --> 00:18:27,377 And you shouldn't have to... 463 00:18:27,477 --> 00:18:28,278 Pay for a fence you don't even want. 464 00:18:28,344 --> 00:18:29,878 That's not how you make good neighbors, 465 00:18:29,944 --> 00:18:32,578 And i don't care if... The Mustafas don't celebrate christmas. 466 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:35,045 You're asking them to hang a few lights, not convert. 467 00:18:35,445 --> 00:18:36,645 When i'm president, i promise... 468 00:18:36,745 --> 00:18:38,178 You can keep that satellite dish. 469 00:18:38,245 --> 00:18:40,412 In fact, this is practically a first amendment issue. 470 00:18:40,479 --> 00:18:41,379 The way i see it... 471 00:18:41,445 --> 00:18:42,479 The entire neighborhood 472 00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:45,113 Should be a testament to symmetry and beauty. 473 00:18:45,379 --> 00:18:46,013 So... 474 00:18:46,079 --> 00:18:47,046 Have i got your vote? 475 00:18:47,379 --> 00:18:49,213 Um, i'm not sure yet. 476 00:18:49,446 --> 00:18:50,080 Keep rubbing. 477 00:19:00,081 --> 00:19:01,981 Bree, i know you're upset, but you've got to eat. 478 00:19:02,281 --> 00:19:03,714 I'm just so mad at myself. 479 00:19:04,181 --> 00:19:05,448 I should have realized 480 00:19:05,615 --> 00:19:06,815 That the maternal instinct is so strong, 481 00:19:06,915 --> 00:19:08,815 That even Danielle would develop it. 482 00:19:11,949 --> 00:19:12,749 What's so funny? 483 00:19:13,449 --> 00:19:15,149 You know those animals who eat their young? 484 00:19:15,149 --> 00:19:17,216 Even they have more maternal instinct than Danielle . 485 00:19:17,216 --> 00:19:18,649 Then why would she want the child? 486 00:19:18,716 --> 00:19:20,483 You've known her how long, and you still haven't 487 00:19:20,583 --> 00:19:22,016 Figured out how that lentil she calls a brain works? 488 00:19:22,083 --> 00:19:24,316 There's no need to insult your sister. Let him talk. 489 00:19:24,416 --> 00:19:26,650 All right, Danielle cares about three things-- 490 00:19:26,950 --> 00:19:29,750 Danielle, fun, and, uh... 491 00:19:30,550 --> 00:19:32,317 Wait. I was wrong. It's just two. 492 00:19:33,117 --> 00:19:34,717 And a retirement village is fun? 493 00:19:34,784 --> 00:19:36,084 Compared to what you're offering her-- 494 00:19:36,151 --> 00:19:38,318 A crappy job and community college. 495 00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:39,685 I mean, you think grandma's gonna make her do any of that? 496 00:19:39,751 --> 00:19:40,951 So Danielle 's only doing this 497 00:19:41,018 --> 00:19:42,785 Because Phyllis is offering her a cushy life? 498 00:19:42,785 --> 00:19:44,852 Yeah. If you want that baby, 499 00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:47,119 You're gonna have to outbid grandma. 500 00:19:56,420 --> 00:19:57,386 What are you doing here? 501 00:19:57,686 --> 00:19:58,653 Hi, John . 502 00:19:59,287 --> 00:20:00,153 I wanted to talk to you. 503 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:03,620 It'll be very friendly. No hitting. 504 00:20:08,788 --> 00:20:09,921 What's up? 505 00:20:09,921 --> 00:20:11,288 This is gonna sound weird, but, uh, 506 00:20:11,354 --> 00:20:14,221 I've been doing some thinking lately, and, well, 507 00:20:15,355 --> 00:20:17,522 I've decided that it's time for me to forgive you. 508 00:20:19,922 --> 00:20:20,855 For s Lee ping with my wife. 509 00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:24,789 Yeah, well, i didn't just s Lee p with Gaby . 510 00:20:25,823 --> 00:20:26,956 I fell in love with her. 511 00:20:29,990 --> 00:20:31,090 I forgive you for that, too. 512 00:20:33,423 --> 00:20:34,457 Why are you doing this? 513 00:20:35,324 --> 00:20:36,790 You in some kind of 12-step program? 514 00:20:39,091 --> 00:20:41,024 Let's just say i've recently learned how loving someone 515 00:20:41,091 --> 00:20:42,858 Makes you forget the difference between right and wrong. 516 00:20:47,925 --> 00:20:49,758 Anyway, that's pretty much it. I should go. 517 00:20:53,025 --> 00:20:54,159 Do you still talk to Gabrielle ? 518 00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:56,159 Occasionally. Why? 519 00:20:57,192 --> 00:20:58,559 I just want to know if she was happy. 520 00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:01,193 I think she is. 521 00:21:03,993 --> 00:21:04,960 Well... 522 00:21:06,293 --> 00:21:07,027 Good for her. 523 00:21:13,327 --> 00:21:14,294 All right, before we vote, 524 00:21:14,361 --> 00:21:16,128 Are there any more questions for the cand Ida tes? 525 00:21:17,561 --> 00:21:18,928 Anybody besides Lee ? 526 00:21:18,995 --> 00:21:19,795 It's not a question. 527 00:21:19,895 --> 00:21:20,695 I just want to remind everyone 528 00:21:20,761 --> 00:21:22,862 That a vote for Katherine is a vote for fascism. 529 00:21:23,728 --> 00:21:26,429 What is it with you gay people and clothes? 530 00:21:27,229 --> 00:21:28,929 Fascism, Ida , not fashion. 531 00:21:29,396 --> 00:21:31,629 Although if you ever do want to talk fashion, 532 00:21:32,029 --> 00:21:33,063 We're here for you. 533 00:21:33,729 --> 00:21:34,663 All right, debate's over. 534 00:21:34,763 --> 00:21:37,396 Let's kick this pig. All in favor of Lynette ? 535 00:21:43,330 --> 00:21:45,331 Okay, and those for Katherine ? 536 00:21:51,431 --> 00:21:53,265 That's 14 for Lynette and 14 for Katherine . 537 00:21:53,265 --> 00:21:54,932 So what do we do? It's a tie. 538 00:21:56,132 --> 00:21:56,998 No, it's not. 539 00:21:57,098 --> 00:21:58,765 Susan voted twice. 540 00:22:02,032 --> 00:22:02,532 Did i? 541 00:22:03,332 --> 00:22:04,532 Well, that's obviously wrong. 542 00:22:05,499 --> 00:22:07,333 You only get one vote, sweet cheeks. Who's it gonna be? 543 00:22:19,234 --> 00:22:20,667 Susan, we're waiting. 544 00:22:21,534 --> 00:22:22,434 It's up to you, hon. 545 00:22:26,335 --> 00:22:27,068 Katherine. 546 00:22:29,002 --> 00:22:31,168 Okay, it's official. Katherine is our new president. 547 00:22:33,969 --> 00:22:35,336 Thank you. Thank you, everyone, 548 00:22:35,402 --> 00:22:37,969 And i promise to do my best for this neighborhood. 549 00:22:38,036 --> 00:22:40,036 And, Bob , Lee , mr. Mustafa, 550 00:22:40,136 --> 00:22:41,636 I'll be in touch regarding your various infractions. 551 00:22:42,836 --> 00:22:43,803 And you, too, Lynette . 552 00:22:46,603 --> 00:22:47,403 Meeting adjourned. 553 00:22:51,404 --> 00:22:53,937 I know. Well, i'm not surprised. 554 00:23:05,372 --> 00:23:06,272 You know, Phyllis , 555 00:23:06,339 --> 00:23:08,806 We cannot thank you enough for accepting our apology. 556 00:23:09,139 --> 00:23:11,706 Well, i think we should try to stay on good terms 557 00:23:11,706 --> 00:23:13,439 For Danielle 's sake. 558 00:23:13,606 --> 00:23:16,173 I'm glad you suggested that we eat out here. 559 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:18,106 I never think to do this. 560 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:20,173 Oh, darn, i forgot the napkins. 561 00:23:20,273 --> 00:23:21,240 Oh, no problem. 562 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:22,507 I'll go get some. 563 00:23:25,007 --> 00:23:26,607 So now that we have a moment alone, 564 00:23:26,674 --> 00:23:29,541 Your mother and i would like to say how proud we are of you. 565 00:23:29,641 --> 00:23:30,508 Yeah, right. 566 00:23:30,608 --> 00:23:33,308 Seriously, we hadn't realized you'd matured enough 567 00:23:33,375 --> 00:23:35,775 To take on the burden of motherhood all by yourself. 568 00:23:35,875 --> 00:23:37,142 Well, grandma's gonna help. 569 00:23:37,242 --> 00:23:39,242 She'll do what she can, but you mustn't overtax her. 570 00:23:39,309 --> 00:23:41,142 Her heart is not very strong. 571 00:23:41,776 --> 00:23:43,376 She seems fine to me. 572 00:23:43,476 --> 00:23:44,342 Well, knock wood. 573 00:23:44,409 --> 00:23:46,109 We'd hate to see you forced to take care of a baby 574 00:23:46,176 --> 00:23:47,843 And a sick old woman. 575 00:23:47,943 --> 00:23:51,376 Whoa! Mah-jongg. Don't see that much anymore. 576 00:23:56,344 --> 00:23:58,077 Danielle, you should introduce yourself. 577 00:23:58,177 --> 00:24:00,011 These people are your new friends. Mm. 578 00:24:00,011 --> 00:24:01,911 And you're going to learn more From their experience and wisdom 579 00:24:02,011 --> 00:24:04,478 Than you ever could have learned at that college in flor Ida . 580 00:24:04,578 --> 00:24:06,078 Wait. I thought i couldn't go there. 581 00:24:06,178 --> 00:24:07,211 You said it was just a party school. 582 00:24:07,278 --> 00:24:08,312 Well, actually, we checked into the curriculum, 583 00:24:08,412 --> 00:24:10,012 And it's very strong, but no Matt er. 584 00:24:10,078 --> 00:24:10,945 You're be happier here. 585 00:24:11,078 --> 00:24:12,912 Yes, and with a grandmother's unconditional love, 586 00:24:12,979 --> 00:24:15,879 Who needs frat boys who only like you for your convertible? 587 00:24:15,946 --> 00:24:17,546 Whoa. When did i get a convertible? 588 00:24:17,612 --> 00:24:19,546 Well, we were gonna surprise you with one for your birthday, 589 00:24:19,613 --> 00:24:22,246 But since you're keeping the baby, you'll want A more practical gift. 590 00:24:22,346 --> 00:24:23,946 We're thinking a diaper service. 591 00:24:24,580 --> 00:24:27,047 Oh, look, they have water aerobics. 592 00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:31,280 You should sign up. 593 00:24:34,414 --> 00:24:37,114 You know, maybe i should go to college. 594 00:24:37,681 --> 00:24:38,815 I mean, for the baby's sake. 595 00:24:38,881 --> 00:24:40,248 How can i support it without a degree? 596 00:24:40,315 --> 00:24:43,115 But you can't raise this child in a miami dorm room. 597 00:24:50,382 --> 00:24:51,049 Sorry. 598 00:24:51,116 --> 00:24:53,349 The elevator's out. I... 599 00:24:53,449 --> 00:24:55,916 Oh. I have to catch my breath. 600 00:25:01,584 --> 00:25:02,550 Grandma? 601 00:25:02,817 --> 00:25:04,017 We need to talk. 602 00:25:12,651 --> 00:25:13,218 What's this? 603 00:25:13,285 --> 00:25:14,952 I thought we might toast my Victor y. 604 00:25:15,852 --> 00:25:17,452 I'm kind of in the middle of something here. 605 00:25:19,285 --> 00:25:22,719 So... You haven't congratulated me yet. 606 00:25:23,352 --> 00:25:24,486 I know. 607 00:25:25,919 --> 00:25:27,686 Would you like to tell me what's bothering youou? 608 00:25:27,686 --> 00:25:30,786 I just want you to think about what you've been doing for the past few days. 609 00:25:31,286 --> 00:25:33,587 You've mounted a crusade against a metal thing that shoots out water. 610 00:25:33,687 --> 00:25:35,587 I'm trying to keep the neighborhood beautiful. 611 00:25:35,654 --> 00:25:36,787 I love this street. 612 00:25:36,854 --> 00:25:37,987 Yeah, you keep saying that-- 613 00:25:38,054 --> 00:25:39,421 how happy you used to be here, 614 00:25:39,521 --> 00:25:41,087 But ever since we've moved back, 615 00:25:41,187 --> 00:25:44,054 All i've seen is an unhappy woman Who needs to control everything. 616 00:25:45,888 --> 00:25:48,121 We've both learned what happens When you lose control. 617 00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:51,255 Oh. Chicago again. 618 00:24:44,082 --> 00:24:46,149 You'll need to leave it with someone you can trust 619 00:25:51,822 --> 00:25:53,022 Tell you something else we learned there. 620 00:24:46,249 --> 00:24:47,515 To take care of it properly. 621 00:25:53,089 --> 00:25:55,822 When the chips are down, it helps to have friends. 622 00:25:56,156 --> 00:25:58,489 And you certainly haven't made us any lately. 623 00:25:59,689 --> 00:26:01,056 Congratulations. 624 00:26:08,157 --> 00:26:10,157 - Bye, grandma. - Good-bye, dear. 625 00:26:11,657 --> 00:26:13,191 Tell your stepfather i'll be right out. 626 00:26:17,491 --> 00:26:19,891 Oh, please, Phyllis . Even you have to agree 627 00:26:19,991 --> 00:26:21,725 That a girl who'd trade her baby for a convertible 628 00:26:21,825 --> 00:26:23,025 Isn't ready for motherhood. 629 00:26:23,092 --> 00:26:25,892 She'd have changed once the baby came. 630 00:26:26,292 --> 00:26:27,992 She's her father's daughter. 631 00:26:31,726 --> 00:26:33,493 That's a nice picture of Rex . 632 00:26:33,559 --> 00:26:35,160 Oh, i have a lot of pictures. 633 00:26:35,893 --> 00:26:37,560 All of the women here do. 634 00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:40,693 They're what we have left of the things 635 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:42,927 Time has taken from us... 636 00:26:45,094 --> 00:26:48,294 Youth, homes and husbands... 637 00:26:48,794 --> 00:26:51,494 And for the unluckiest, children. 638 00:26:52,695 --> 00:26:54,962 I thought i was getting back a part of Rex . 639 00:26:55,828 --> 00:26:56,928 But now... 640 00:26:59,995 --> 00:27:01,429 I know you're lonely, Phyllis , 641 00:27:01,495 --> 00:27:03,962 But i can't give up this child just to make you feel better. 642 00:27:04,529 --> 00:27:07,829 You should go. Your family's waiting for you. 643 00:27:14,697 --> 00:27:17,497 Orson and i go to our club almost every saturday night, 644 00:27:17,564 --> 00:27:20,131 If you're... Interested in babysitting. 645 00:27:21,097 --> 00:27:22,364 You mean it? 646 00:27:24,198 --> 00:27:26,265 How will you explain me to your friends? 647 00:27:26,531 --> 00:27:28,532 I'll say that you're broke and needed the money. 648 00:27:28,532 --> 00:27:32,032 Can't you just say that you like having me around? 649 00:27:32,665 --> 00:27:34,999 I need something that will fly, Phyllis . 650 00:27:43,733 --> 00:27:45,167 Hey. What's going on? 651 00:27:45,667 --> 00:27:47,100 We need toalk. 652 00:27:48,534 --> 00:27:49,734 So here's the deal. 653 00:27:50,367 --> 00:27:52,201 I think it's time for us to do the right thing. 654 00:27:52,701 --> 00:27:53,801 I don't think i like where this is going. 655 00:27:53,901 --> 00:27:55,334 We have to end this affair. 656 00:27:56,034 --> 00:27:56,668 You serious? 657 00:27:56,768 --> 00:27:57,968 All this... 658 00:27:58,034 --> 00:28:00,135 Sneaking around, wearing disguises, 659 00:28:00,201 --> 00:28:02,268 Hiding in closets-- it's just wrong. 660 00:28:02,602 --> 00:28:03,468 We're better than this. 661 00:28:03,568 --> 00:28:05,869 So what are you suggesting, we stay with Victor and Edie ? 662 00:28:05,969 --> 00:28:07,802 No, we break up with them. 663 00:28:08,269 --> 00:28:10,436 Look, it'll hurt, but at least it's honest. 664 00:28:10,502 --> 00:28:12,603 And then when enough time has gone by and they've moved on, 665 00:28:12,669 --> 00:28:14,103 We can be together. 666 00:28:14,203 --> 00:28:15,703 How long are we talking about? 667 00:28:16,036 --> 00:28:17,136 I don't know. Six months? 668 00:28:17,236 --> 00:28:19,937 Six months? Nobody takes that long to heal anymore. 669 00:28:20,037 --> 00:28:21,637 It's a breakup, not a face-lift. 670 00:28:21,704 --> 00:28:23,537 Hey, look, i want us to be together, too, 671 00:28:23,604 --> 00:28:25,871 But i also wanna feel good about it. 672 00:28:26,171 --> 00:28:27,304 Don't you? 673 00:28:29,171 --> 00:28:31,171 Yeah. I do. 674 00:28:33,171 --> 00:28:35,005 You're such a good guy, Carlos . 675 00:28:35,172 --> 00:28:36,505 I really hate that about you. 676 00:28:37,472 --> 00:28:38,605 I know. 677 00:28:39,572 --> 00:28:42,839 So... I guess this is it. 678 00:28:45,239 --> 00:28:47,406 This kiss has to last six months. 679 00:28:47,473 --> 00:28:49,006 You better make it good. 680 00:29:02,274 --> 00:29:04,408 His guy can fly. My guy freeze. 681 00:29:08,175 --> 00:29:09,308 Hey, Lynette . 682 00:29:09,375 --> 00:29:10,975 Hey, Judas . 683 00:29:11,275 --> 00:29:12,342 Okay, fine. You're still angry, 684 00:29:12,409 --> 00:29:13,442 But i'm gonna make it up to you. 685 00:29:13,542 --> 00:29:14,642 When they come after that tree house, 686 00:29:14,742 --> 00:29:16,976 They're going to have one Susan Mayer chained to it. 687 00:29:17,042 --> 00:29:19,843 Don't do that. I wanna be sad when they knock it down. 688 00:29:19,909 --> 00:29:21,109 Lynette! What? 689 00:29:21,243 --> 00:29:22,343 You think you can just walk over here 690 00:29:22,443 --> 00:29:23,710 And cute your way out of what you did? 691 00:29:23,776 --> 00:29:24,743 We're supposed to be friends. 692 00:29:24,843 --> 00:29:27,710 Exactly, And friends don't put friends in this kind of position. 693 00:29:27,777 --> 00:29:31,210 I love you, but you can't ask me To put your kids ahead of my husband. 694 00:29:31,611 --> 00:29:33,611 No, Parker , that guy doesn't have freezing... 695 00:29:33,711 --> 00:29:35,611 You're right. I shouldn't have done that. 696 00:29:37,944 --> 00:29:40,178 But that tree house is the one place my kids can go 697 00:29:40,245 --> 00:29:43,845 And not hear about body scans and white blood cell counts. 698 00:29:43,945 --> 00:29:47,045 It is their getaway from this horrible thing 699 00:29:47,145 --> 00:29:48,579 That i've brought into the house. 700 00:29:49,046 --> 00:29:52,013 "brought"? Sweetie, it's not your fault that you're sick. 701 00:29:52,079 --> 00:29:55,513 I know that... Here. But here... 702 00:29:56,180 --> 00:29:58,146 It feels like i've ruined their childhood. 703 00:29:59,847 --> 00:30:00,713 Okay, if anybody needs me, 704 00:30:00,813 --> 00:30:02,947 I'll be at the hardware store buying chains. 705 00:30:02,947 --> 00:30:04,647 Oh, jeez. Get over here. 706 00:30:05,281 --> 00:30:06,547 Hello there! 707 00:30:08,081 --> 00:30:10,548 Oh, look, it's our new queen-- Katherine of arrogant. 708 00:30:10,881 --> 00:30:12,315 Hey, where's the wrecking ball? 709 00:30:12,415 --> 00:30:14,581 Actually, i came to tell you the tree house can stay. 710 00:30:14,648 --> 00:30:16,115 Oh, my god. That's great! 711 00:30:16,182 --> 00:30:16,815 Yes. 712 00:30:16,882 --> 00:30:18,082 If anyone complains, we'll say 713 00:30:18,182 --> 00:30:21,382 It was grandfathered in under the previous administration. 714 00:30:23,049 --> 00:30:25,516 Thanks. Why? 715 00:30:26,083 --> 00:30:27,216 Clearly, it means a lot to you, 716 00:30:27,283 --> 00:30:29,283 And i wanna be a good neighbor. 717 00:30:30,650 --> 00:30:31,750 Katherine. 718 00:30:32,550 --> 00:30:34,483 What's with you? Sometimes you act like an ice queen, 719 00:30:34,550 --> 00:30:36,550 And then you do something really nice. 720 00:30:37,450 --> 00:30:39,351 You are one complicated lady. 721 00:30:39,684 --> 00:30:42,651 Well, i've had one complicated life. 722 00:30:47,685 --> 00:30:49,585 I've had a lot of men in my life, 723 00:30:49,918 --> 00:30:52,219 But i never let myself fall in love before. 724 00:30:52,852 --> 00:30:55,419 I thought it was because i didn't wanna get hurt,But... 725 00:30:56,152 --> 00:30:58,052 Now i know the pain you feel 726 00:30:58,052 --> 00:30:59,353 Isn't the worst part. 727 00:31:00,453 --> 00:31:01,986 It's the hate. 728 00:31:03,586 --> 00:31:05,253 Could you make it out to "cash"? 729 00:31:17,421 --> 00:31:18,621 Hello, Katherine . 730 00:31:18,621 --> 00:31:19,755 You here about the fountain? 731 00:31:19,821 --> 00:31:21,755 Yes, but don't worry. There's no strict deadline. 732 00:31:21,822 --> 00:31:25,122 You can... Have it removed at your earliest convenience. 733 00:31:25,522 --> 00:31:27,522 Yeah, i don't think it's going anywhere. 734 00:31:27,822 --> 00:31:30,856 Oh, boys, boys, the war's over. 735 00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:33,356 Yes, it is. 736 00:31:33,423 --> 00:31:34,789 We know all about chicago. 737 00:31:35,590 --> 00:31:36,690 Come again? 738 00:31:36,690 --> 00:31:38,923 My ex is on the board of chicago memorial hospital. 739 00:31:39,023 --> 00:31:40,223 Seems your husband made quite a stir there-- 740 00:31:40,290 --> 00:31:42,124 Whole hospital still buzzing about what he did. 741 00:31:42,924 --> 00:31:45,657 Whatever you heard is a vicious lie-- 742 00:31:45,724 --> 00:31:47,091 Every word of it. 743 00:31:48,858 --> 00:31:52,125 Still, it was enough to... Make you leave town, 744 00:31:52,191 --> 00:31:55,392 Which begs the question, do you like living here? 745 00:31:58,459 --> 00:32:00,459 Oh, good. We're in agreement. The fountain stays. 746 00:32:02,459 --> 00:32:04,059 Thanks for stopping by, Katherine . 747 00:32:07,026 --> 00:32:09,593 It's the same for all of us. 748 00:32:12,060 --> 00:32:13,993 We try not to get too close 749 00:32:14,060 --> 00:32:16,127 To the people who live next door. 750 00:32:17,094 --> 00:32:19,261 It's easier to give them a polite nod 751 00:32:19,327 --> 00:32:20,861 Than to ask what's wrong. 752 00:32:22,694 --> 00:32:25,961 It's safer to keep walking by than to get involved. 753 00:32:26,061 --> 00:32:27,961 ...you right now. Okay, i don't wanna work... 754 00:32:28,061 --> 00:32:30,595 True, we sometimes do get to know the people 755 00:32:30,695 --> 00:32:32,029 We share a fence with 756 00:32:32,129 --> 00:32:34,362 and end up lifelong friends. 757 00:32:34,429 --> 00:32:36,296 Thanks for everything. Thank you. 758 00:32:36,362 --> 00:32:38,663 But mostly, we keep our distance 759 00:32:38,763 --> 00:32:42,130 Because we'd rather our neighbors Know nothing about us... 760 00:32:47,030 --> 00:32:48,397 Than know too much.