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- Previously on Weeds.
- Conrad, this is Celia.

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I fucked a black man. Conrad.

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Just a little something

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to say thank you for all your help.

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Welcome to your new home, Ms. Hodes.

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We'll have to keep it
in the corporation's name for six months.

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- I thought Dean was out of your life.
- He was...

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till the handitard went and drove off of a cliff.

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The surgery was successful,
but he'll need several more.

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There's no one else but you.

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Oh, God.

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- I have to sell the Majestic house.
- You can't sell the Majestic house.

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If you try to sell it, the jig's up.
You'll go to jail for accepting a bribe.

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- How you doing, baby?
- I'm fuckin' pregnant again.

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Some Indian kid I mercy-fucked for U-Turn.

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- God bless the new Majestic!
- I quit.

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You make this easy for me,
we can do it on the table.

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- We need these votes.
- I'm thinking a golf membership.

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Your membership's been revoked.

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Sullivan Groff and this whole fucking place
can kiss my black ass.

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I'm an elected official!

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You were elected by a city that no longer exists.

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This council is not finished looking into
your questionable investment in Aguatecture.

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Aguatecture. You're soaking in it.

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- What goes on here?
- Fountains.

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- Celia came to Aguatecture.
- What does she know?

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She knows you fucked her boyfriend

28
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and she knows you're dealing again
and she'll be in touch.

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You should be very afraid of me...

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slut.

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I watched you have sex
with the best man I've ever known.

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- You watched?
- Yeah.

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I've never been able to come vaginally.

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How long did you watch?

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I want in.

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I want in on your action...

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you mean slut.

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Cunt, whore... bitch.

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Coming down with Tourette's, Celia?

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I know everything you're doing
and I will tell the police.

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Wow!

42
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That would not be advisable.

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Not taking my threat seriously

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would not be advisable.

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Playing by the rules has gotten me nowhere
but fucked.

46
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So I am done.

47
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And you will start paying

48
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for the many, many sins against me,

49
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in cash, right now.

50
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OK.

51
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In my line of work

52
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I realise that I'm susceptible

53
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to blackmail, shakedowns,

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whatever you wanna call it.

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Up to now, I've been accommodating

56
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the extortionists in my life, but today -

57
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call it bad timing, call it karma -

58
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I've reached a tipping point,

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a critical mass, if you will,

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and I'm done.

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No more.

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So, Celia...

63
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if you go to the police...

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if you continue to threaten me
or my family in any way,

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I... will kill you.

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I will kill you.

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I will end your life.

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Mom!

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Shane!

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Say hello to Mrs. Hodes.

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You are a fucking sociopath.

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Thanks for stopping by.

73
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Were you really going to kill her?

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She threatened Mommy,
and we can't have that,

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so I had to scare her.

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This is kind of how it's gonna be
from now on, huh?

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Yeah... I think it is.

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What are we doing here?

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He promised me golf,
promised me power...

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then he bent me over
and he fucked me up the ass,

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like an innocent altar boy
alone in the vestry after services,

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lured by promises of juice and cookies.

83
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Some vivid imagery there, Doug.

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With his stupid hair.
What grown man has blond hair?

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All right, time to go. Come with me.
We'll get Dean, sell some wacky.

86
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No. It's time for Doug
to rise from the ashes.

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I must reclaim what's rightfully mine, Andy,
and I must fuck his shit up.

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As God is my witness, I will get him.

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Well, I see you're in the disturbing throes
of revenge-scheming

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and you're not letting go,
so I'm going to leave you to it.

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Catch you later, man.

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Victory will be mine, Andy.

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Dumb-name will know my wrath.

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The wrath of Doug.

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It's comin'.

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So now I come back once, twice a year,
get a pastrami on rye down at Langer's,

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see the kids, see the grandkids.

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Then I can't wait to get back
to my place in Maui.

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I got a girlfriend, name is Hepualaha'ole.

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Roasts whole pigs in her backyard.
She's crazy.

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Anyway, so, I get a call
from the fire department,

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said they gotta do an inspection.

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Said they left a bunch of cards,

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I said, "Come by tomorrow morning."

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- Tomorrow?
- Yeah, gotta be tomorrow.

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I'm going back to Hawaii tomorrow night

107
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and I promised them
I would personally let them in.

108
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I got a lotta buildings down here, Ms. James.

109
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I got to stay in good with the LAFD, huh?

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Mm. Tomorrow?

111
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You got some illegals back there?

112
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Hey, everybody does,

113
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- It's the way business is done.
- Yeah.

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Don't worry. We'll come by in the morning,

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we'll be out of your hair by first bell.

116
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No, it's not that. It's just, er,
we, erm...

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You know,
we work with polymers and resins...

118
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You box 'em, you get 'em outta here,

119
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you pull 'em back in
as soon as they're gone.

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It's the cost of doing business, darling.
And what is this, huh, once a year?

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- It's not so bad.
- Mm.

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Anyway, thank you for the coffee,
it was absolutely delicious,

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- But I'm gonna send you some Kona.
- Ahh.

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And I'm gonna see you in the morning,
bright and early, huh?

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I love the, er...

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- Er...
- Yeah!

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Ahh.

128
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Well, that didn't take too long.
You charm the slacks off the landlord, Heylia?

129
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He bringing the fire marshal up in here
first thing tomorrow.

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- We all goin' to jail.
- Holy shit.

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Says it's every building, every year.

132
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How the fuck you didn't know?

133
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How am I supposed to know
about the fire marshal?

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You in charge, big man.
You supposed to find this shit out.

135
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What do we do?

136
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Don't look at me.
I just work here.

137
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Silas? All right, I'm coming right now.

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Mommy's gotta go somewhere.

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- Of course you do.
- There's an emergency.

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- Can I come?
- No.

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You suck.

142
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I know, but...

143
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one day, I'm gonna make it all up to you.

144
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I swear.

145
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I'm gonna baby-sit your kids,

146
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give you the down payment
for your first house,

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I'm going to send you to Europe...
after college.

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Hey!

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We'll rent a house at the beach
one summer, take walks.

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We'll look back on this as the dark time.

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- Where are you taking me?
- Therapy.

152
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- What kind of therapy?
- Special therapy.

153
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The doctor has you on a programme,
I have your exercises charted...

154
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- Damn.
- What?

155
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- Beer!
...if you jump ahead...

156
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What kind of therapy requires beer?

157
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Regression therapy.
Takes you all the way back to high school.

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- Ah! Cold!
- Oh! You can feel that! Sorry.

159
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And that's excellent.
Happy for you, man.

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Take this and give it to the therapist
so she knows what plan you've been on.

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Parking close and partying hard.

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- Bye, honey.
- Bye... Dad.

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- Mom's here.
- Yeah...

164
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like I can wave my magic wand,
make it all better.

165
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We got eight hours till these plants
need to be back under light.

166
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To break it all down,
find a new grow house and set it up again.

167
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- So, where we taking it?
- Where are we taking it?

168
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Uh-uh. I'm just the buyer.

169
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It's your crop. You pay for it.

170
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- Dying plant, coming through.
- That's bullshit.

171
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You gave us money, we planted a crop with it.
The crop is yours. Can't smoke it yet.

172
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I suggest you find us some place to move it.

173
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- Oh, so, you jump, and I'm the net.
- Pretty much.

174
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Kinda strange little role reversal going on, huh?

175
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- Fuck you.
- Fine, fuck me.

176
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But you got to find us some place tonight,
or we out of business.

177
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Actually, you out of business.

178
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I also need some people who can help,

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not stand there slack-jawed,
arguing about who fucked up.

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Shit.

181
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- You gotta be kidding me.
- Nope.

182
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See that biker chick over there?

183
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She's been eyeing me for weeks.

184
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I sell here all the time.

185
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You are using me to get laid?

186
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You've been cooped up
in that house for how long?

187
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Here's a chance for some exercise,
some socialising.

188
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You'll have fun.

189
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- My bones are still healing.
- No, no, you'll be fine.

190
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A lot of these guys got fucked up in Iraq

191
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and they're basically heads
on sacks of numb meat.

192
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But you, you can feel your lap,
so you got total advantage.

193
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- Ball in. One more man.
- Got him. Uh!

194
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- I don't know about this.
- Don't worry. They'll go easy.

195
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They're all high.

196
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Your hospital has got to understand one thing,

197
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I have no money.

198
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Fine, fine, turn it over
to a collection agency.

199
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They can take my fillings.

200
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Have a nice...

201
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fucking day.

202
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- I need to discuss something with you.
- Do it out there.

203
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- I'd prefer not to.
- If you think I'm gonna let you into my house

204
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after what you did...

205
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See? I have knives, too.

206
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Celia.

207
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I need to rent your empty house.

208
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- What for?
- None of your goddamn business.

209
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But... I'll make it worth your while.

210
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How worth my while?

211
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- Three grand a month.
- That doesn't even cover my nut.

212
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- Fine, four.
- You wanna do something illegal with it.

213
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- Five.
- Ten.

214
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OK.

215
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You want in on my action, you got it.

216
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We need a grow house.
Can you deal with that?

217
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Fifteen.

218
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And you have to use this house.
This house.

219
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- Your other house is empty.
- And it's also in my name.

220
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This house is still under some
Sullivan shell corp bullshit name.

221
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Slut.

222
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OK.

223
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Do we have a deal?

224
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I will have my stuff out by the end of the month.

225
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No, I need it now, as in, right now.

226
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Er, what about my furniture and...

227
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Where do you want it?
We'll move it anywhere you want.

228
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You know what, fuck it.
It's only rental crap anyway.

229
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Just... stick it outside.

230
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Hey, everything comes in here.

231
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Right, if we doin' it, let's do it.

232
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Back the truck up into the garage,
we loadin' through the kitchen.

233
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Nice to see you again, Celia.

234
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Do I know you?

235
00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:06,152
Probably not.

236
00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:14,398
- What the hell?
- We're moving back to the old house.

237
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- Why?
- Because you need to be

238
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in a more wholesome environment.

239
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- I'm Andy.
- Denise.

240
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Andy, little help.

241
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That's my buddy. I brought him.

242
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Andy?

243
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He's workin' it out.

244
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He's getting his ass kicked into Tuesday.

245
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- Oh, is it getting too hard to watch?
- Oh, no, absolutely not.

246
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Oh, really?
Like a little dirt in our sandwich, do we?

247
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It's probably all about my father.
He was an amateur boxer.

248
00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:57,438
Yeah. I like a little dirt in my sandwich, too.
Probably all about my mother.

249
00:13:57,520 --> 00:13:58,669
She was a terrible cook.

250
00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,550
Denise, come on, let's go.

251
00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:05,039
Gotta go.

252
00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:09,395
Wait!

253
00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:12,358
At least leave me a glass slipper, something?

254
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,678
Come on, sis.

255
00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:25,759
239 West Hill Road. Pick me up at ten.

256
00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:28,638
Tonight?
Shit, I have a very bad short-term memory.

257
00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:30,597
You don't have a pen, do ya?

258
00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:34,434
Oh, sorry, baby. No pen.
Hope to see you later.

259
00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:45,352
Hi, I'm Isabelle.

260
00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:47,590
- Hi, Isabelle. Vaneeta.
- Heylia.

261
00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:50,240
Good to meet you both.
Good luck with the operation.

262
00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:53,551
Thank you! Ain't that a nice little girl?

263
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,073
I think I seen her on TV.

264
00:14:57,480 --> 00:15:00,950
- Isn't she that Huskeroo girl?
- Yeah? She look thinner in person.

265
00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:04,828
- You think they pad her for that?
- Trust me, they don't pad her.

266
00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:09,156
Hey, you the crazy bitch drowned our weed.

267
00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:13,239
- The fuck you doin'?
- All right, take it easy. I'm on yo' side now.

268
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:18,474
- Where do you want these, Conrad?
- Over there.

269
00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:20,710
Clinique, just hear me out.

270
00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:23,951
Ain't nothing to say, faggot,
except, "Send money."

271
00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:26,836
Maybe we should get married.

272
00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:41,794
Uh! Uh!

273
00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:42,995
Where the fuck is it?

274
00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:46,431
I have no idea what you're talking about.

275
00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:50,877
What kind of man tears a cross
off the roof of a church?

276
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:52,393
A house of God?

277
00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:55,358
An impressive one, I'm guessing.
That's a big fucking cross.

278
00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:58,159
It's not just a cross,
it's an $80,000 piece of art,

279
00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:00,714
a Nathan Arnault original, registered.

280
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:04,713
So if anyone were to
try to sell it, say, it's traceable.

281
00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:07,394
Hey, I went to bed early tonight.
Care to join me?

282
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:12,360
Ohhh... you're cute when you're mad.

283
00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:15,793
You're fucking with the wrong man.

284
00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:19,957
- I promise I'll be gentle.
- Your wife dumped you.

285
00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:23,669
You're living out of your goddamn office
pulling lame fraternity pranks.

286
00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:25,751
You're pathetic, Wilson.

287
00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:31,909
I'll send you a bill for that bong, Sully.
That was hand-blown glass.

288
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,714
Everyone's taxes are gonna
smell like bong water now.

289
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:38,915
Fuck.

290
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:47,832
Hi.

291
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:51,078
Come on in.

292
00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:55,237
Oh, ho ho ho!

293
00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:56,753
Whoa!

294
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:59,229
This is Ripper. Sit.

295
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,429
Hey, Ripper. Uh...

296
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,280
please don't eat my remaining toes.

297
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:09,752
Well...

298
00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:12,593
- This the guy?
- Andy, meet Chess.

299
00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:14,238
Hey, what's up?

300
00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:17,073
All righty.

301
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:21,032
Ahh... look. He's got a card.

302
00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:28,795
Hmm.

303
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:32,316
Ahh... OK. Ouch. OK.

304
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,994
It's cool.
I'm cool, unarmed, pro-gun control.

305
00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:37,036
What's going on?

306
00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:42,829
Hey, Chess, would you like some, er...

307
00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:44,831
or is this disapproval

308
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:47,354
that'll morph into ass-kicking?

309
00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:49,032
Please tell me you wanna smoke out.

310
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:52,237
Ripper, come here.

311
00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:56,236
Oh... Ah-ha-ha.

312
00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:58,675
Yeah, you got a good grip there?

313
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,157
- Where do you get it?
- Where do I get it?

314
00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:06,512
Er, downtown, I buy downtown,
corner of Pico and Alvarado,

315
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:09,831
erm, from different guys,
whoever's on the corner.

316
00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:11,558
A guy named Pablo, a guy named Ortiz.

317
00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:12,993
There's Ramón, too.

318
00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:17,750
Ramón's got a scar across his forehead...
Knife wound, self-inflected.

319
00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:20,675
So the story goes.

320
00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:24,109
Pablo plays mandolin,
same song over and over.

321
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:27,033
- Maybe I can save you a trip.
- Really? How's that?

322
00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:29,270
Denise, hold Ripper.

323
00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:32,839
Come here. Sit.

324
00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:36,117
Denise, new friend of mine,

325
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,111
what the fuck is goin' on?

326
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,350
Don't worry. It's all cool.

327
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:43,835
Hey, look at that.

328
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,549
So, you wanna buy from me?

329
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:54,952
You know, I'm good right now,
but if I'm ever running low...

330
00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:57,031
I'll tell you what,

331
00:18:57,120 --> 00:19:01,511
why don't you let Ms. Botwin know
it's available if she's interested?

332
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,280
I mean, after all, we're local.

333
00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:07,029
- It's the right thing to do.
- Right, yeah.

334
00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:08,951
Makes perfect sense. I'll tell the boss.

335
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,279
OK.

336
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:13,510
- You can go now.
- But, er...

337
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:15,352
Denise'll call you.

338
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:16,919
She thinks you're funny.

339
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,355
Oh. OK, then.

340
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,915
- This was fun.
- Ain't done yet.

341
00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:29,596
Gotta get rid of that generator,
figure out a way to tap the power lines,

342
00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:33,719
surround the house with rosemary,
lavender, ward off the smell.

343
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:37,477
We got a whole fucking load
of work ahead of us.

344
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:41,034
Can't we just move them back
after the fire marshal comes?

345
00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:44,396
Not for at least two weeks.
We lost 20 in the move.

346
00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:48,632
This here's like a halfway house
for traumatised plants.

347
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,233
Gotta let 'em relax awhile.

348
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,877
You can use my crew if you want.

349
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:55,076
Might have to.

350
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:58,516
Don't know how the family
gonna take to commuting.

351
00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:01,068
Heylia gets carsick,
Vaneeta's got road rage.

352
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:04,755
Mm, there goes our road trip to Las Vegas.

353
00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:11,872
What about you? You OK?
You need a place to sleep?

354
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,154
Sleep?

355
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:17,559
I'm a black man living on a golf course.

356
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:20,598
I'm about to spark up the barbecue,
make mojitos.

357
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,710
How's Silas doing?

358
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,552
Boy's gifted.

359
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,116
Got a future if he chooses to go this way.

360
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:39,675
Yeah.

361
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:49,391
Do you think I'm a bad person?

362
00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:54,994
I don't think you're a bad person.

363
00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,678
No?

364
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,273
No.

365
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:05,354
Thanks.

366
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:19,356
- What about now?

367
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:09,831
- You're fucking evil.

