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grendma's got some cash
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We could steal that
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what kind of creep are you
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We steal from strangers
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grendma's not gonna call the cops
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Look, either you start doing this
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Or you get a job
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That guy
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you gonna remember that guy for the rest of your life
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Hey,how you doing?
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I said,hey,gimme all your cash.
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Why?
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Wanna buy yourself a pretty
dress,you little bitch?
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- He ain't kiddin',man.
- Where's the wallet?
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On your sister's nightstand.
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Forgot it after I paid her.
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- Whoa,tony!
- You wanna die tonight?
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I said,where's your wallet?
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I think he's sick.Maybe you shouldn't.
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He's faking.
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Go in his pockets.Grab his wallet.
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Good.Let's go.
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- You all right,man?
- He's fine.He's faking it.
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Yeah,I need an ambulance.
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At maple and fourth.
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There's a really sick
guy.I think he got mugged.
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What?Are you happy?Let's go!
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House.M.D
Season4 Episode 5
Mirror,Mirror
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Today we are hunting for
the cat burglar of diseases.
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Causes a healthy man's lungs to
fail and leaves no fingerprints.
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Respiratory distress could be asthma.
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No hyperinflation on the x-ray.
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Food allergy.Could have
eaten shellfish or peanuts.
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No hives.No erythema on the skin.
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Pulmonary embolism.
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Lisms don't magically dissolve.
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- What are you doing here?
- Laryngospasm.
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Frosty fall air hits his
vocal chords,they spasm shut...
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- Choke him out.
- Good idea.
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You didn't tell him I was coming back?
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She did.I said no.
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When your extended job interview/reality
tv show killed a patient,
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you lost your veto power.
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Everybody,this is Dr.Foreman.He will...
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Does this mean there's
one less slot for us?
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It's still dr.House's department.
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- He decides who stays,who goes
- Foreman goes.
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But Dr.Foreman will be my eyes and ears.
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You do nothing without his knowledge.
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Oh,uh,just in case I need them,
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where,exactly,will Dr.Foreman
be keeping my balls?
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If you want to keep your
jobs,that never happened.
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The only way to get the cat
burglar is to catch him in the act,
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give the patient a
methacholine challenge,
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see if it sets off laryngospasm.
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You want us to stop his breathing?
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Well,only until you can figure out why.
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After that,it'd be irresp
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you and I should talk.
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I'm sorry.She didn't
have to do that publicly.
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Yes,she did.
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She had to establish her
dominance in front of them,
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- limit my power.
- There's nothing we can do.
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Well,that's not the "never
say never" Dr.Foreman I know.
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There's lots we can do.Not really.
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- Cuddy
- I can make you miserable.
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That's true.
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Until you quit.Again.
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- So why don't we just skip the middleman?
- I'm not quitting.
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My god.Not everything's about you,
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and your little job,and
your little world.
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This is about restoring
order in the universe.
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- I'm not quitting.
- You're gonna be miserable.
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I already am miserable.
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Cuddy obviously thinks we're idiots.
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She's not gonna let
house hire any one of us.
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Tidal volume's holding at 1.2 liters.
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Increase the dose.
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So which master do we serve?
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Whose ass do we have
to kiss to get this job?
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You really want this job so bad?
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How 'bout you try doing this job?
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dose To 16 milligrams per milliter.
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My foot's tingling.
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Is that normal?
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No.What,exactly,does...
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And my stomach's killing me.
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Could this test cause that stuff?
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no.
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Test was a bust.
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Amber has moved down to even money.
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We found two new symptoms.
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- Back to two to one.
- What's going on?
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- You're the favorite.
- House's?
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To get fired.
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You can bet against yourself.
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Lovely parting gift.
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- What's the limit?
- Isn't one.
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- 500 on kutner.
- Oh,a thousand on amber.
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- Do you take checks?
- no.
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How do we connect abdominal pain and
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numbness in the extremities
with respiratory collapse?
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Dissecting aortic aneurysm.
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- Doesn't cover all three.
- What else?
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Carry on.
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He's the boss.
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Uh,what about a spinal cord lesion?
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Have to be in the brain stem.
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It still doesn't explain the lungs.
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Weird,though...
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That he's the boss.Didn't
he quit recently?
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- Was it a money issue?
- Lungs,stomach,numbness.
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No,that wasn't it.
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It was something else.
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Was it...bling account?
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Med plan didn't cover tattoo removal?
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We have to unify these symptoms.
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Oh,I remember!
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You didn't want to turn into me,right?
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You didn't want to become evil.
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Can we stick to the medicine here?
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Absolutely.I'm just flattered.
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In a few short weeks,seems like
I've just turned towards the light.
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I mean,either that
or you sold your soul.
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- Multiple marantic emboli
- Did you get a raise? then you are whore
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Or didn't you? 'cause then you're a stupid whore.
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Patient just crashed.
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Can they go,boss?
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- you're right
- But
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No but.
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You're right about all of it.
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Well,then,I'll see you at the reunion.
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It seems I didn't get
out of here soon enough.
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The world thinks I've been
corrupted,so no one will hire me.
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I hate being here.
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I'd love to quit,but I can't.
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He's got a pulse.
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Must be another respiratory collapse.
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Means this is our chance
to prove laryngospasm.
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We need to tube him and bag him.
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- We will,right after we figure out
- If we just let him die,it doesn't matter what he has.
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Right,and tilt his head back
so I can get a straight shot.
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Okay,while you're killing
him,i'll get the intubation kit.
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I decided you're right.
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You're obviously in
an impossible position.
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There's no point in me humiliating you.
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Thanks.
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So we're gonna humiliate
cuddy until she fires you.
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Guy's faking.
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It's munchausen's.
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You notice the emt run sheet?
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Paramedic who brought him in
is also named martin harris.
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Well....
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If the name was attila
von weinerschnitzel,
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i'd say you might be on to something.
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Look,room 406,abdominal pain.
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Room 403,left-sided numbness.
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402,syncope.
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He's copying his neighbors' symptoms.
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no.
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Yeah,coincidence is much more likely
than you being a stubborn jerk.
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Munchausen's patients
create symptoms,not names.
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Munchausen's patients have medical
histories they don't want us reading.
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No laryngeal spasm.
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Breathing's resumed normal
rate.Without intubation.
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See?Nothing's wrong with him.
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He's in a lab coat.
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Munchausen's pretend to
be patients,not doctors.
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He's got mirror syndrome.
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Giovanni's?
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Do you know another mirror syndrome?
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Brain's got no idea who he
is,where he is,or what he is.
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But it fills the holes with
whatever dirt's lying around.
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He reads a name tag,he's got a name.
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He sees a doctor,he's got a job.
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Sees symptoms,he's got a problem.
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My explanation's simpler.
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Well,if it's simple,then
we discharge the nut bar.
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If it's complicated,then the
nut bar has got brain damage.
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So we let him jerk them
around for a f till we're sure?
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No,we let him jerk you around.
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There's a faster way.
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Mind if we play through?
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Sure.What could possibly go wrong?
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What's going on here,martin?
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- Operation?
- House?
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Who is this guy?
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Excellent question.
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Who are you,martin?
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He just likes to watch,hmm?Do stuff.
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Number ten scalpel for initial incision.
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Glad you're here,house.
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Of course you are.
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- It's lecture time.
- Yeah,it is.
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Stop worrying about the power play.
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Was that it?
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I think you can go a lot deeper here.
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I mean,why am I so
obsessed by all of this?
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You're threatened by foreman and
feel the need to impress cuddy.
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The only thing that's relevant
is foreman is a good doctor.
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He can help you,lighten the load.
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Good idea.I'll have him sort my mail.
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Sure!
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Deflect.
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00:10:51,850 --> 00:10:53,780
Who is this guy?
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I think we just found out.
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It's all about cuddy.
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Gotta be the alpha dog.
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Can almost smell the pheromones now,huh?
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00:11:03,210 --> 00:11:04,350
I like him.
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00:11:07,670 --> 00:11:09,170
- Told you I didn't need you
- House
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House,what is going on?
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Your blood's turned to sludge.
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If we don't heat you
up,you're gonna die.
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Can't fake that!
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mirror syndrome patients
have no agenda,no ax to grind.
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They can read you because they have to.
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Moods,attitudes,everything.They're
like mind readers.
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- Except they can read your mind.
- Where are we going?
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Unfortunately,we have to cure him.
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His hand wasn't black when he came
in,the operating room was sterile,
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the only thing different was the
temperature.Cold agglutinins means...
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It's gotta be some kind of infection.
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No fever,so it's gotta be a
tiny infection,hard to find.
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00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:03,190
You'd better find it fast.This
guy feels another cool breeze,
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blood turns to slop,and he drops.
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00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,910
I need three ways to pinpoint infection.
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Blood cultures.
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Blood's clumpy.Nothing
you can do with it.
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Unless we soak him in
warm water e draw it.
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Good.What else?
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00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:17,830
Ultrasound his
abdomen,look for an abscess.
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Good.
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Uh,ladies and gentlemen,I have
a regrettable announcement.
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The kitchen has just learned that our annual shipment
of mayonnaise was improperly stored,
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so anybody who ate...
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00:12:29,866 --> 00:12:32,310
Well,the food,should head across
the lobby to the clinic right away.
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Ask for Dr.Cuddy.
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You're not punishing cuddy.You're
punishing every doctor in the building.
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It's her building,her
doctors.Still need one more.
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Well,we need to find out his
history,where he's been,what he's done.
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He has no memory,but his
bio's tattooed to his rear?
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The mayo is fine.You
can stay where you are.
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- I'm a doctor.
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- Mail order.
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I've seen the diplomas.Two
"ns" in university.
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Big love was right.History's the key.
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No i.d.no wallet,
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no missing persons report
filed for a hundred miles.
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The key is the key.
255
00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:05,960
He had car keys in his
pocket when he was admitted.
256
00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:07,170
Keep him in the isolation room,
257
00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:10,340
see if he doesn't pick up extreme
bitch syndrome from one of the nurses.
258
00:13:10,460 --> 00:13:12,160
Run the ultrasound
and the blood cultures.
259
00:13:12,270 --> 00:13:15,050
- Cultures were my idea.
- No one's keeping score.
260
00:13:15,810 --> 00:13:16,990
You're losing.
261
00:13:17,110 --> 00:13:18,210
Search the street where he was mugged.
262
00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:20,290
Find the car and the registration.
263
00:13:20,420 --> 00:13:22,340
There could be thousands of cars.
264
00:13:22,470 --> 00:13:23,570
Why do I get this assignment?
265
00:13:23,690 --> 00:13:25,370
Because if you deal with the patient,
266
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:28,970
he's gonna wind up singing osmond songs
and proposing to five nurses at once.
267
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,810
I'll go with cole.
268
00:13:32,010 --> 00:13:34,460
We have a love connection.
269
00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:39,280
Make a fist.
270
00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:42,210
Little pinch.
271
00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:44,910
Wow.That's a strong pinch.
272
00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:47,470
This thing works,you're
lucky you've got me.
273
00:13:48,810 --> 00:13:51,680
My colleague wanted to
cook you in boiling water.
274
00:13:55,950 --> 00:13:59,680
That's right,baby.My blood's that good.
275
00:14:03,950 --> 00:14:05,430
That's supposed to be me,right?
276
00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:08,700
No.That's me.I'm always right.Gotta be.
277
00:14:08,990 --> 00:14:12,500
- I don't think
- if they don't like you,you gotta be right,
278
00:14:12,630 --> 00:14:14,850
or you're not worth anything.
279
00:14:19,890 --> 00:14:23,150
Infections can hide
deep beneath the skin.
280
00:14:23,690 --> 00:14:25,660
This'll find 'em.
281
00:14:25,810 --> 00:14:28,790
Who was that last doctor?
282
00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:31,530
Dr.Amber volakis.
283
00:14:32,060 --> 00:14:33,850
Don't re need her name.
284
00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:38,760
Wait.
285
00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:40,070
You saying that...
286
00:14:40,210 --> 00:14:41,780
You--
287
00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:44,670
I want her?
288
00:14:44,820 --> 00:14:47,210
Don't know what you
want.Don't care what you want.
289
00:14:47,330 --> 00:14:49,380
- I'm married.
- So am i.
290
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:52,770
Even if I wasn't,she's
a little too,uh...
291
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,640
Aggressive for me.
292
00:14:56,230 --> 00:14:57,400
Hey.
293
00:14:57,520 --> 00:15:01,090
Aggressive is never a bad thing.
294
00:15:03,430 --> 00:15:04,460
Yeah.
295
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,220
True.
296
00:15:13,170 --> 00:15:15,100
I'm done.
297
00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:17,390
- You okay?
- Yeah.
298
00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:20,220
We gotta run some more tests.
299
00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:24,230
You can,uh,clean yourself up.
300
00:15:26,830 --> 00:15:28,370
Lesion on the liver.
301
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,260
- Cystic or solid?
- Solid.
302
00:15:30,390 --> 00:15:32,750
Well,you certainly did the
right thing by coming to me.
303
00:15:32,870 --> 00:15:36,540
- Yes,I needed a smug oncologist
- An authoritative oncologist.
304
00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:38,560
I hate you.Tell me why.
305
00:15:38,690 --> 00:15:41,540
I've been scanning literature.Very
interesting study in sweden.
306
00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:45,500
Apparently,giovanni's patients
mimic whoever they think's in charge.
307
00:15:45,630 --> 00:15:47,900
Any country with that
low an age of consent
308
00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:50,290
and that high a rate of
suicide isn't thinking straight.
309
00:15:50,430 --> 00:15:53,020
I am in charge of our relationship.
310
00:15:53,150 --> 00:15:55,080
It was a surgery.You were the surgeon.
311
00:15:55,210 --> 00:15:58,640
- In that setting
- You would pick up my laundry if I asked you to.
312
00:15:58,770 --> 00:16:00,410
Go ahead.Ask.
313
00:16:00,580 --> 00:16:02,360
Oh,I wouldn't do that to you.
314
00:16:08,580 --> 00:16:10,420
CLINIC
315
00:16:15,220 --> 00:16:18,640
I want all my personal,private
doctors back right now.
316
00:16:18,780 --> 00:16:19,870
Except for foreman.
317
00:16:19,990 --> 00:16:21,920
Your team,foreman included,
318
00:16:22,050 --> 00:16:25,840
is dealing with the great
mayonnaise panic of 2007.
319
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:29,090
Frankly,I'm worried it might
spread to other continents.
320
00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:36,360
Lesion on the liver.Possibilit...
321
00:16:37,770 --> 00:16:39,700
Why are you doing a
pelvic for food poisoning?
322
00:16:39,820 --> 00:16:41,860
She said her hoo hoo burned.
323
00:16:46,460 --> 00:16:48,370
Lesion on the liver.Eas?
324
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,070
Start with a biopsy to rule out cancer.
325
00:16:50,170 --> 00:16:51,320
Could be an abscess
326
00:16:51,450 --> 00:16:52,880
Needle works for that too.
327
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,790
Unless it's a vascular hemangioma.
328
00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:56,890
Aspirate that,he'll
bleed out,we'll kill him.
329
00:16:56,940 --> 00:16:58,850
If he bleeds out,we know what he had.
330
00:16:59,380 --> 00:17:00,520
Had?
331
00:17:01,110 --> 00:17:03,040
Two diagnoses out of three,he lives.
332
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:04,730
We do nothing,three
out of three,he dies.
333
00:17:04,870 --> 00:17:06,510
- Go stick his liver.
- Where's foreman?
334
00:17:06,630 --> 00:17:09,200
- We should
- You need him to draft your letter of resignation?
335
00:17:09,330 --> 00:17:11,300
You risking our patient's
life to get back at cuddy?
336
00:17:11,420 --> 00:17:14,080
What?No.That would be childish.
337
00:17:14,210 --> 00:17:16,180
This is what I'm doing
to get back at cuddy.
338
00:17:16,310 --> 00:17:18,510
Who here doesn't have
any health insurance?
339
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:21,720
Michael moore was right.
340
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:26,620
Mris,pet scans,neuro-psych tests,private
rooms for all these patients.
341
00:17:26,850 --> 00:17:28,500
Fight the power!
342
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:34,460
Sorry.
343
00:17:34,590 --> 00:17:37,550
I missed.I have to
reposition the needle.
344
00:17:38,790 --> 00:17:41,290
You're gonna feel another pinch.
345
00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:44,190
You still with me?
346
00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:46,480
I'm here.
347
00:17:46,610 --> 00:17:47,820
You feelin' faint?
348
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:50,080
- no.
- What's wrong?
349
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:52,060
It's personal.
350
00:17:52,820 --> 00:17:55,110
You got personal
problems?You got no memory.
351
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,580
I'm in a hospital.
352
00:17:57,710 --> 00:18:01,260
I don't want to be in a hospital.
353
00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:04,720
Well...
354
00:18:06,030 --> 00:18:07,840
You're sick,so...
355
00:18:07,990 --> 00:18:10,530
I'm bored.
356
00:18:13,980 --> 00:18:16,120
You ask what's wrong,then
you ignore the answer.
357
00:18:16,250 --> 00:18:18,270
Just go on with what you're doing.
358
00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:24,280
You think everything's okay as
long as you don't think about it,
359
00:18:24,410 --> 00:18:27,000
don't deal with it.
360
00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:31,720
Is that blood?
361
00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:34,030
I think it's pus from a fungus.
362
00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:35,920
I have fungus in me?
363
00:18:36,060 --> 00:18:38,460
If you've been in the tropics
in the last few months.
364
00:18:38,810 --> 00:18:41,120
I saw this in tsunami survivors.
365
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:44,230
Their skin grafts would ooze
black pus sometimes weeks later.
366
00:18:44,350 --> 00:18:46,930
Traced the fungus back to
the sand in the tsunami tides.
367
00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:50,820
That's so cool!
368
00:18:54,190 --> 00:18:56,070
I think the black pus is fungal.
369
00:18:56,190 --> 00:18:58,630
If I'm right,that's where the
cold agglutins are coming from.
370
00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:00,690
That's what's driving his memory loss.
371
00:19:00,950 --> 00:19:04,190
Amber's putting him on
amphotericin.It will cure him.
372
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,720
This makes no sense.
373
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:09,280
I'm doing blood tests to be
sure,but the sooner we get him on--
374
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,660
I'm not talking about the infection.
375
00:19:11,790 --> 00:19:15,050
Talking about you letting tonya
harding administer the treatment.
376
00:19:16,730 --> 00:19:18,720
- I'm out of the game.
- Why?
377
00:19:18,850 --> 00:19:20,800
A couple of weeks
ago,you named me grumpy.
378
00:19:20,930 --> 00:19:23,310
Said I didn't want to be here,wanted
to be back in the third world.
379
00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:25,550
And you realized I'm right just now?
380
00:19:25,670 --> 00:19:27,820
I got a confirmation.
381
00:19:28,060 --> 00:19:29,440
The patient's nuts.
382
00:19:29,580 --> 00:19:30,870
The patient's...
383
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:32,490
unbiased.
384
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:35,970
- The patient has no ax to grind.
- The patient is nuts.
385
00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:40,160
I Miss my old life helping people
who barely have clean water,
386
00:19:40,290 --> 00:19:42,900
let alone the kind of medicines
we waste by the suv load.
387
00:19:43,010 --> 00:19:44,470
You're nuts.
388
00:19:44,610 --> 00:19:47,570
You're gonna be miserable....
At home,at work,somewhere.
389
00:19:48,060 --> 00:19:50,680
The goal in life is
not to eliminate misery.
390
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,570
It's to keep misery to the minimum.
391
00:19:52,690 --> 00:19:54,650
Oh,that's inspiring.
392
00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:58,850
Said you came back to get
married.What does your fiancee do?
393
00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:00,410
She's a court reporter.
394
00:20:00,530 --> 00:20:04,220
Uh-huh,well,I'm sure thailand
will have courts any day now.
395
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:08,210
Someone's gonna be miserable sometime.
396
00:20:08,330 --> 00:20:09,950
Accept it.
397
00:20:10,050 --> 00:20:12,160
That's how I stay so happy.
398
00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:15,900
Why do you care if I stay?
399
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,750
You're good.
400
00:20:17,870 --> 00:20:20,570
Don't screw it up just
'cause you're miserable.
401
00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:26,370
I'm gonna...
402
00:20:26,510 --> 00:20:29,430
Stay till the patient's cured.
403
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:33,100
Which should be in about...an hour.
404
00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:40,340
You okay?
405
00:20:40,450 --> 00:20:41,910
Not okay.
406
00:20:42,030 --> 00:20:43,470
Which one of us is he mirroring?
407
00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:46,390
Well,if it was you,he'd be
inflicting pain on someone else,so...
408
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:51,660
I'd say he's mimicking whichever
one of us happens to be dying.
409
00:20:56,990 --> 00:20:58,860
Heating blanket wasn't
keeping him warm enough.
410
00:20:58,990 --> 00:21:01,060
Ordered a whirlpool,got
his blood flowing.
411
00:21:01,190 --> 00:21:02,710
So far,it's keeping his rash at bay.
412
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:06,220
Rash worse equals
cold agglutinins worse.
413
00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:08,800
Means what was in his
liver wasn't fungus.
414
00:21:08,930 --> 00:21:11,200
- Yeah,labs confirmed
- That it wasn't even pus.
415
00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:14,170
It was just coagulated blood
caused by the cold agglutinins.
416
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:18,850
Which you mistook for a cool fungus
that you saw after the tsunami.
417
00:21:18,980 --> 00:21:22,270
- Same consistency
- You saw what you wanted to see,not what was there.
418
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:25,030
Wait a second.Didn't you quit?
419
00:21:25,290 --> 00:21:27,960
I spoke to my fiance.I'm staying.
420
00:21:28,090 --> 00:21:29,500
Of course you are.
421
00:21:29,620 --> 00:21:31,850
'cause you're the exact
right amount of miserable.
422
00:21:32,170 --> 00:21:34,650
Broad spectrum
antibiotics aren't working.
423
00:21:34,770 --> 00:21:36,870
It's gotta be viral or exotic bacteria.
424
00:21:36,980 --> 00:21:38,470
There are a thousand
microbes it could be.
425
00:21:38,590 --> 00:21:40,590
We could repeat all
cultures.Maybe we just missed it.
426
00:21:40,710 --> 00:21:41,900
Or...
427
00:21:42,030 --> 00:21:44,100
we could get an accurate history.
428
00:21:52,330 --> 00:21:53,900
We're workin' on it.
429
00:21:53,910 --> 00:21:56,740
Well,that'll be a good
solace to the widow x.
430
00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:58,490
His car was towed,and
the tow gate's locked.
431
00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:00,170
Guys must be out on a run.
432
00:22:00,180 --> 00:22:02,300
That's why I sent two of
you-- One of you breaks in.
433
00:22:02,310 --> 00:22:03,620
The other posts bail.
434
00:22:03,630 --> 00:22:05,660
Getting arrested is not
what I'm worried about.
435
00:22:05,670 --> 00:22:06,820
Not a problem.
436
00:22:06,830 --> 00:22:09,480
You know how to kill dogs,right?
437
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:17,100
So we're back to repeating all the cultures
438
00:22:17,110 --> 00:22:19,770
or...we get an accurate history.
439
00:22:19,780 --> 00:22:21,380
Didn't we just rule
out that possibility?
440
00:22:21,390 --> 00:22:24,420
You guys ever heard
any of my metaphors yet?
441
00:22:24,430 --> 00:22:29,030
Come on. Sit on grandpa's lap as I
tell you how infections are criminals,
442
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:30,910
the immune system's the police.
443
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,220
Seriously,grumpy.
444
00:22:32,230 --> 00:22:33,220
Get up here.
445
00:22:33,230 --> 00:22:34,940
It'll make us both happy.
446
00:22:34,950 --> 00:22:38,210
Anyway,cops don't just
let crooks run free.
447
00:22:38,220 --> 00:22:40,250
They keep fingerprints,mug shots.
448
00:22:40,260 --> 00:22:43,910
The immune system does the same
thing,only it calls them antibodies.
449
00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:46,140
We find out what diseases
he's had in his life,
450
00:22:46,150 --> 00:22:49,390
good chance that'll tell us
where he's been in his life.
451
00:22:49,850 --> 00:22:52,420
Alice,your turn the looking glass.
452
00:22:52,430 --> 00:22:54,580
Draw blood and csf.
453
00:22:56,950 --> 00:22:58,990
Wait,guys.
454
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,490
I haven't signed off on this.
455
00:23:13,710 --> 00:23:15,580
You seem like a good guy.
456
00:23:15,590 --> 00:23:17,090
Cuddy seems decent.
457
00:23:17,100 --> 00:23:19,010
House... doesn't.
458
00:23:19,020 --> 00:23:22,440
It means either you're
gonna give in,or cuddy is.
459
00:23:22,450 --> 00:23:25,420
Either way... I'm sorry.
460
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:37,160
Your boyfriend has me at even odds.
461
00:23:37,170 --> 00:23:39,070
So? Talk to him.
462
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:39,800
I did.
463
00:23:39,810 --> 00:23:41,860
Said he's just responding
to market forces.
464
00:23:41,870 --> 00:23:42,800
He is.
465
00:23:42,810 --> 00:23:44,380
I got a hundred on you.
466
00:23:47,580 --> 00:23:49,910
What do you care what
other people are betting on?
467
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:51,260
If he's trying to screw with me
468
00:23:51,270 --> 00:23:53,550
'cause he's jealous cuddy didn't
ask him to take this job--.
469
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:55,750
Right You're figuring he's
jealous of your misery.
470
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:56,690
He's messed
up enough--
471
00:23:56,700 --> 00:23:59,190
The problem is you're not miserable.
472
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,130
Then house has been
wasting a lot of time.
473
00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:03,680
You've been
humiliated,treated like crap.
474
00:24:03,690 --> 00:24:05,760
You've every right to be
miserable,but you're not,
475
00:24:05,770 --> 00:24:10,370
because even though this job is
insane and house is insane,you like it.
476
00:24:10,830 --> 00:24:12,140
You always have.
477
00:24:12,150 --> 00:24:14,370
You know what's worse than
a sanctimonious speech?
478
00:24:14,380 --> 00:24:16,580
A sanctimonious speech
that's dead wrong.
479
00:24:16,590 --> 00:24:19,880
See? You belong with house.
480
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,430
We're gonna use your spinal
fluid to tell us where you lived.
481
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:27,830
Cool.
482
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:28,930
Not really.
483
00:24:28,940 --> 00:24:31,720
It's a poor substitute for an
actual history,and without--
484
00:24:31,730 --> 00:24:33,770
Naw,it's cool.
485
00:24:35,670 --> 00:24:38,200
Yes,it is.
486
00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:41,180
I need you to stay as still
as possible. Ignore the pain.
487
00:24:41,190 --> 00:24:44,040
Bring the
pai-- Ooh.
488
00:24:44,620 --> 00:24:46,670
I'm not a masochist.
489
00:24:47,110 --> 00:24:48,980
Neither am i.
490
00:24:49,290 --> 00:24:54,190
I know,but I was responding to
you responding to-- Never mind.
491
00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:56,970
I just like experience.
492
00:24:56,980 --> 00:24:58,850
If it's new,it's interesting.
493
00:24:58,860 --> 00:25:00,200
Yeah? Not me.
494
00:25:00,210 --> 00:25:02,790
I don't just like new. I gotta have new.
495
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:04,970
If it's not there,I make it there.
496
00:25:04,980 --> 00:25:06,660
Really,I'm just easily bored.
497
00:25:06,670 --> 00:25:09,540
There are 300 million
people in this country.
498
00:25:09,550 --> 00:25:13,140
If I'm doing exactly what everyone
else is doing,then who the hell am i?
499
00:25:13,150 --> 00:25:14,770
You know what I mean?
500
00:25:16,050 --> 00:25:17,420
I'm just about finished.
501
00:25:17,430 --> 00:25:20,040
I like hot tubs.
502
00:25:20,590 --> 00:25:22,710
They're nice.
503
00:25:28,660 --> 00:25:29,400
You don't knock?
504
00:25:29,410 --> 00:25:32,410
Are you putting ky jelly
on his phone receiver?
505
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:36,070
- An exploding snake in his drawer?
- no.
506
00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:40,330
I'm replacing his vicodin
stash with laxatives.
507
00:25:40,340 --> 00:25:43,010
Don't. Don't stoop to his level
508
00:25:43,020 --> 00:25:46,890
why? Because he's suddenly
gonna realize he's no longer 14?
509
00:25:46,900 --> 00:25:50,320
Either I take his garbage forever,or
I give him a reason to stop.
510
00:25:50,330 --> 00:25:52,010
You don't have to make him miserable.
511
00:25:52,020 --> 00:25:55,110
Just... make him think that he's won.
512
00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:56,570
I'm not gonna fire foreman.
513
00:25:56,580 --> 00:25:58,990
I said think he's won.
514
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,820
Find some other way to soothe his ego.
515
00:26:00,830 --> 00:26:02,430
The thing's big enough.
516
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:05,380
You must be able to find
some corner to polish.
517
00:26:07,170 --> 00:26:10,260
Where were you two hours ago?
518
00:26:10,980 --> 00:26:13,480
Where were you?
519
00:26:18,210 --> 00:26:18,920
What do you have?
520
00:26:18,930 --> 00:26:20,860
High titers to histoplasmosis.
521
00:26:20,870 --> 00:26:22,840
Probably lived in the ohio river valley.
522
00:26:22,850 --> 00:26:25,850
Also weakly positive on coccidiomycosis.
523
00:26:25,860 --> 00:26:27,730
Weak means older.
524
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:31,110
Means he moved to ohio
from the san joaquin valley.
525
00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:32,910
Or he happened to visit california.
526
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:34,720
He's also positive for chagas disease.
527
00:26:34,730 --> 00:26:36,180
Central america.
528
00:26:36,190 --> 00:26:38,230
Or he kissed his maid from el salvador.
529
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:41,550
or he sat next to someone From belize on
a flight to weehawken.
530
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:43,380
Or he ate lettuce
from honduras--
531
00:26:43,390 --> 00:26:45,460
Yes,you're right,buzz kill.
532
00:26:45,470 --> 00:26:46,720
This tells us next to nothing.
533
00:26:46,730 --> 00:26:50,010
But since that's on the something side
of nothing,thought we'd go with it.
534
00:26:50,580 --> 00:26:51,810
His rash is back.
535
00:26:51,820 --> 00:26:54,420
Hot tub isn't hot enough
to keep his body warm.
536
00:26:54,710 --> 00:26:56,460
So we take his body out of the picture.
537
00:26:56,470 --> 00:26:57,790
Let's hit him from the inside.
538
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:00,040
Lipolysaccharide.
539
00:27:07,770 --> 00:27:09,910
Lps won't just give him a fever.
540
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:11,860
He could hit 110,fry his brain.
541
00:27:11,870 --> 00:27:14,980
Or make him just toasty enough
to keep his blood flowing free.
542
00:27:14,990 --> 00:27:16,450
Like my bowels.
543
00:27:16,460 --> 00:27:18,080
You smell that?
544
00:27:18,090 --> 00:27:20,070
Not gonna get sweeter.
545
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,470
You nailed brennan for
seeing what he wanted to see.
546
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:23,590
You're no different.
547
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:24,660
But you are.
548
00:27:24,670 --> 00:27:26,320
You used to like this stuff.
549
00:27:26,330 --> 00:27:29,510
You left here because you didn't
like what you were turning into.
550
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:30,660
You like who you are now?
551
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:33,730
You like being cuddy's errand boy
552
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:36,920
and that was just a courtesy
flush. I'm not actually done.
553
00:27:40,950 --> 00:27:42,520
You want to induce a fever?
554
00:27:42,530 --> 00:27:45,480
Unless you're willing to don a white
t-shirt and hop into the hot tub with him,
555
00:27:45,490 --> 00:27:48,100
I need another way to
keep him warm,or he dies.
556
00:27:48,110 --> 00:27:49,470
You could maim him.
557
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:50,150
I could cure him.
558
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:51,400
I'm not letting you do it.
559
00:27:51,410 --> 00:27:53,320
You gonna fire me?
560
00:27:54,470 --> 00:27:56,130
no.
561
00:27:58,460 --> 00:27:59,740
Wait a second.
562
00:27:59,750 --> 00:28:01,460
What the hell was that?
563
00:28:02,210 --> 00:28:04,450
You were won over by
my soaring rhetoric?
564
00:28:04,460 --> 00:28:07,820
I basically just threaten to hold my breathe
565
00:28:10,360 --> 00:28:12,780
you never intended to stop me.
566
00:28:12,790 --> 00:28:16,350
You just pretended to stop me,so
you could pretend to fail to stop me,
567
00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:18,740
so you could stroke my ego.
568
00:28:19,930 --> 00:28:22,750
War doesn't end till foreman's gone.
569
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:24,430
Foreman's not going anywhere.
570
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:28,220
And... i know when my
vicodin isn't vicodin.
571
00:28:28,230 --> 00:28:32,200
Do you know when your birth control
pills aren't birth control pills?
572
00:28:34,410 --> 00:28:37,820
If we can keep your fever up,we
can get you back on dry land.
573
00:28:38,350 --> 00:28:40,220
You feeling okay?
574
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:44,030
Surprisingly,yeah.
575
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:45,190
I feel pretty good.
576
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:48,130
That's not the way fevers usually work.
577
00:28:49,230 --> 00:28:53,410
Nothing around here works
the way it's supposed to work.
578
00:28:53,420 --> 00:28:54,500
No kidding.
579
00:28:54,510 --> 00:28:56,980
You're giving me a fever.
580
00:28:57,650 --> 00:28:59,780
Doctors don't give people fevers.
581
00:28:59,790 --> 00:29:01,960
It was necessary to
keep your blood flowing.
582
00:29:01,970 --> 00:29:03,990
Yeah.
583
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:07,970
It was necessary.
584
00:29:07,980 --> 00:29:11,510
And that was all that mattered.
585
00:29:13,090 --> 00:29:15,990
It's exciting,isn't it?
586
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,740
You're happy?
587
00:29:19,270 --> 00:29:21,520
Why wouldn't I be?
588
00:29:24,630 --> 00:29:27,520
Hey. Hey,you with me?
589
00:29:28,370 --> 00:29:30,540
I need help in here!
590
00:29:31,780 --> 00:29:32,960
Defib. We gotta shock him.
591
00:29:32,970 --> 00:29:33,790
Get him outta the water.
592
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:36,120
- How long's he been out?
- Just a few seconds.
593
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:43,990
- He's dry enough.
594
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,240
- Not yet!
- Dry faster.
595
00:29:45,250 --> 00:29:47,140
- Ten more seconds.
- He'll get brain damage.
596
00:29:47,150 --> 00:29:48,820
Kutner,you'll
arc--
597
00:29:48,830 --> 00:29:51,410
- He's dry enough.Clear.
- You're gonna--
598
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:58,790
It worked.
599
00:29:59,390 --> 00:30:01,320
For one of them.
600
00:30:04,550 --> 00:30:05,700
Uh,cardiac arrest.
601
00:30:05,710 --> 00:30:10,000
We were able to shock him
back to normal sinus rhythm and Kutner nearly into a coma.
602
00:30:10,010 --> 00:30:15,700
so now you've electrocuted
yourself and set a patient on fire.
603
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:17,730
- I like the dedication.
- Thank you.
604
00:30:17,740 --> 00:30:19,510
- Wasn't a compliment.
- Yeah,it was.
605
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:22,640
The insult comes now. You're insane.
606
00:30:22,650 --> 00:30:25,650
Either you have an aversion
to towels,or you want pain.
607
00:30:25,660 --> 00:30:26,590
I think both.
608
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:28,170
I'm thinking it goes
back to high school gym.
609
00:30:28,180 --> 00:30:32,100
Anybody think we should discuss which
infection is causing the cold agglutins
610
00:30:32,110 --> 00:30:34,320
before they stop his heart again?
611
00:30:34,330 --> 00:30:36,100
Sure,why not?
612
00:30:37,590 --> 00:30:42,380
Until they find his car,we have to
assume he's traveled to ohio,california,
613
00:30:42,390 --> 00:30:44,520
central america,and possibly weehawken.
614
00:30:44,530 --> 00:30:46,480
- Nothing on the blood cultures.
- Do 'em again.
615
00:30:46,490 --> 00:30:48,440
Quadruple run time.
616
00:30:48,970 --> 00:30:51,260
We know the infection is in his heart.
617
00:30:51,270 --> 00:30:52,500
We do a biopsy.
618
00:30:52,510 --> 00:30:54,220
We see polys,we got bacterial.
619
00:30:54,230 --> 00:30:55,350
Lymphs,we got viral.
620
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:56,720
He just had a heart attack.
621
00:30:56,730 --> 00:30:58,740
Ripping out a piece might kill him.
622
00:30:58,750 --> 00:31:00,440
Yeah,yeah.
623
00:31:00,450 --> 00:31:02,940
We biopsy his toe instead.
624
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:06,090
No! That's a terrible idea.
625
00:31:06,100 --> 00:31:08,490
Won't tell us anything.
Biopsy his heart.
626
00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:10,880
Come on. I'll join you.
627
00:31:16,700 --> 00:31:18,640
I got you a job.
628
00:31:19,370 --> 00:31:22,220
Mount zion hospital in boston.
629
00:31:22,590 --> 00:31:24,690
They have a great
diagnostics department.
630
00:31:24,700 --> 00:31:27,110
Gilchrist said he'd take you anyway.
631
00:31:27,860 --> 00:31:31,110
That was... Very nice of you.
632
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:34,060
Oh,god. Does everything
have to be about you?
633
00:31:34,070 --> 00:31:35,650
It's simple math.
634
00:31:35,660 --> 00:31:37,490
I'm not gonna back down.
You're not gonna back down.
635
00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:40,450
Cuddy's not gonna back down.
No one's gonna be happy here.
636
00:31:41,340 --> 00:31:43,550
And cuddy's gonna end up pregnant.
637
00:31:43,740 --> 00:31:45,610
- What?
- Doesn't matter.
638
00:31:45,970 --> 00:31:49,150
- are you said..when do you having sex--
. - Starts monday
639
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:51,440
I could help you pack.
640
00:31:53,630 --> 00:31:55,480
I don't want the job.
641
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:58,920
Well-- what do
you mean? Why not?
642
00:31:58,930 --> 00:32:00,650
You're miserable.
643
00:32:00,660 --> 00:32:02,080
Apparently not.
644
00:32:02,090 --> 00:32:04,310
Well,you're gonna be.
645
00:32:06,140 --> 00:32:08,780
- Are you smiling?
- no.
646
00:32:10,260 --> 00:32:12,830
Do your own stupid biopsy.
647
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:24,070
His name's robert elliot.
648
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:25,280
He's from hamilton,ohio.
649
00:32:25,290 --> 00:32:28,100
Here's everything he had in
his trunk and his glove box.
650
00:32:33,170 --> 00:32:35,390
No need for the heart biopsy.
651
00:32:35,820 --> 00:32:39,600
I now know exactly who
he is and what he has.
652
00:32:39,610 --> 00:32:41,470
- You saved his life.
- Really?
653
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:44,730
No,you idiot. It's vapor
rub and lunch receipts.
654
00:32:45,270 --> 00:32:47,740
We have his name. We can find his
doctor,get his medical records.
655
00:32:47,750 --> 00:32:48,910
It's 8:00 at night.
656
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:51,110
The biopsy will be faster.
657
00:32:51,410 --> 00:32:55,210
Not fast enough to save
him,and that's hardly the point.
658
00:32:57,030 --> 00:32:59,310
Thirteen.
659
00:33:00,570 --> 00:33:02,740
Is your name thirteen?
660
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:06,740
Why did you volunteer
to go street walking?
661
00:33:06,750 --> 00:33:08,120
I thought I could help that way.
662
00:33:08,130 --> 00:33:10,790
A black mormon could help that way.
663
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,060
There's no reason for
you to want to be there.
664
00:33:13,070 --> 00:33:16,150
Which means there's a reason
you didn't want to be here.
665
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:18,600
Didn't want to look in the mirror?
666
00:33:28,830 --> 00:33:30,110
hi.
667
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:31,140
Cuddy called.
668
00:33:31,150 --> 00:33:33,480
She needs you to iron her shirts.
669
00:33:33,490 --> 00:33:35,130
We'll take over.
670
00:33:36,990 --> 00:33:38,910
Go ahead.
671
00:33:45,620 --> 00:33:47,950
Just... talk to him.
672
00:33:49,060 --> 00:33:51,790
you might feel a little tug
when the catheter's in the heart.
673
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:55,320
Come on. Make him feel comfortable.
674
00:33:55,330 --> 00:33:57,300
I've done this procedure
dozens of times.
675
00:33:57,310 --> 00:34:00,130
- It's completely-
- My god.
676
00:34:00,820 --> 00:34:04,290
You are incredibly hot.
677
00:34:04,300 --> 00:34:06,540
I'm not here. Deal with her.
678
00:34:06,550 --> 00:34:08,960
Are you an idiot?
679
00:34:08,970 --> 00:34:10,580
Do you not think she's hot?
680
00:34:10,590 --> 00:34:12,660
I'm not the alpha here. She is.
681
00:34:12,670 --> 00:34:14,910
She's my boss.
682
00:34:16,020 --> 00:34:18,050
The rash is back.
683
00:34:19,900 --> 00:34:22,100
Increase the drip.
684
00:34:22,110 --> 00:34:25,540
If you think that's
the right thing to do.
685
00:34:25,550 --> 00:34:29,200
This is so frustrating.
686
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:32,750
I don't think that's me.
687
00:34:38,420 --> 00:34:39,250
Hey.
688
00:34:39,710 --> 00:34:41,470
Get in there. See how he's doing.
689
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:43,010
You were just in there.
690
00:34:43,020 --> 00:34:45,770
Well,apparently,it's impossible to
see anything else while I'm in there.
691
00:34:45,780 --> 00:34:49,150
I'm a blinding white hot light of power.
692
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:52,360
Got it. Pink.
693
00:34:52,370 --> 00:34:53,960
Good size.
694
00:34:53,970 --> 00:34:55,410
Nice specimen.
695
00:34:55,420 --> 00:34:57,540
I'm scared.
696
00:34:58,030 --> 00:34:59,680
It's okay.
697
00:34:59,690 --> 00:35:01,410
It's gonna be okay.
698
00:35:02,070 --> 00:35:03,700
no.
699
00:35:05,500 --> 00:35:07,560
No,it's not.
700
00:35:09,620 --> 00:35:11,360
I'm not interested in how he's doing.
701
00:35:11,370 --> 00:35:12,990
I'm interested in how she's doing.
702
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,520
So get in there and
tell me how he's doing.
703
00:35:15,530 --> 00:35:17,790
You think he'll mic her
if I'm in there with her?
704
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:21,000
You're a powerful,dominating
man,but who knows?
705
00:35:21,010 --> 00:35:22,320
So I'm gonna get fired before her.
706
00:35:22,330 --> 00:35:26,110
Yes,you're gonna get fired right
now unless you get in there--
707
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:28,090
Nothing on the biopsy.
708
00:35:28,100 --> 00:35:29,560
And how is he?
709
00:35:29,570 --> 00:35:31,910
- His fever's at
106-- - I know.
710
00:35:32,210 --> 00:35:34,160
But how is he?
711
00:35:34,490 --> 00:35:36,750
Bitter? Sexually frustrated?
712
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:38,060
He's delightful.
713
00:35:38,070 --> 00:35:41,300
Loves the smell of freshly baked
rhubarb pie and isn't afraid to love.
714
00:35:41,310 --> 00:35:43,130
Also,his rash is coming back.
715
00:35:43,140 --> 00:35:46,070
He needs the meds and the
tub just to keep hstable.
716
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:47,370
Fine. Soak him again.
717
00:35:47,380 --> 00:35:49,130
He'll be happy. Loves hot tubs.
718
00:35:49,140 --> 00:35:51,130
No,youlove hot tubs.
719
00:35:51,140 --> 00:35:52,100
Find the rest of the gang.
720
00:35:52,110 --> 00:35:53,620
Tell them to meet me
in the lecture hall.
721
00:35:53,630 --> 00:35:55,780
Hate hot tubs.
722
00:35:56,470 --> 00:35:58,560
what did you say?
723
00:35:58,570 --> 00:36:01,010
- I hate...
- he likes.
724
00:36:03,370 --> 00:36:06,050
- who else was in ther
- no one.
725
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:08,240
you didn't think to mention that.
726
00:36:08,250 --> 00:36:10,560
the guy likes warm,swirling water.
727
00:36:10,570 --> 00:36:13,510
- I didn't know that was diagnostic.
- It's not
728
00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:17,820
what it is is the water hit
him,and he had a thought.
729
00:36:18,110 --> 00:36:20,370
not about you,but about him.
730
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:25,140
we need to splash him some more.
731
00:36:47,220 --> 00:36:49,380
do I know you?
732
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:53,780
you look familiar.
733
00:36:53,790 --> 00:36:55,680
you too.
734
00:36:55,690 --> 00:36:58,110
my name's robert elliot.
735
00:36:59,370 --> 00:37:02,230
i'm from hamilton,ohio.
736
00:37:03,020 --> 00:37:05,510
me too.
737
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:08,660
what do you do?
738
00:37:08,670 --> 00:37:10,670
don't know... stuff.
739
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:12,540
me too.
740
00:37:16,430 --> 00:37:18,580
what brings you to new jersey?
741
00:37:19,270 --> 00:37:22,100
is it work or vacation?
742
00:37:27,140 --> 00:37:29,280
work.
743
00:37:30,070 --> 00:37:32,500
what type of work?
744
00:37:34,020 --> 00:37:36,120
i'm tired.
745
00:37:55,420 --> 00:37:57,430
I eat out a lot.
746
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:59,700
in a lotta restaurants.
747
00:38:02,950 --> 00:38:05,220
"knotty pine."
748
00:38:06,610 --> 00:38:08,520
"ritchies."
749
00:38:08,530 --> 00:38:11,100
I know those places.
750
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:15,050
they're good,huh?
751
00:38:15,060 --> 00:38:16,820
they're convenient.
752
00:38:16,830 --> 00:38:17,920
for what?
753
00:38:17,930 --> 00:38:20,110
they're on the road.
754
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:21,950
you on the road a lot?
755
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:25,000
no more than you,I suppose.
756
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:31,330
you ever use this stuff?
757
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:35,630
I use it all the time.
758
00:38:37,890 --> 00:38:41,490
- I use it all the time.
- yeah.I just said that.
759
00:38:43,490 --> 00:38:45,790
you know,the cool thing
about this stuff is...
760
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:50,590
you can do a lot with it--
Soften your skin,treat scrapes.
761
00:38:51,770 --> 00:38:54,170
naughty stuff.
762
00:39:09,470 --> 00:39:11,760
why did you do that?
763
00:39:14,250 --> 00:39:18,340
because... doesn't smell like dung.
764
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:24,770
you're saying you like the smell?
765
00:39:24,980 --> 00:39:27,080
not really.
766
00:39:28,090 --> 00:39:30,680
just doesn't smell like dung.
767
00:39:31,930 --> 00:39:34,650
but something else does smell like dung.
768
00:39:34,660 --> 00:39:37,860
yeah. dung.
769
00:39:42,910 --> 00:39:45,040
you guys ready?
770
00:39:45,580 --> 00:39:50,570
now is the time you stare at
me in slack-jawed amazement.
771
00:39:50,580 --> 00:39:53,400
he sells farm equipment.
772
00:39:53,730 --> 00:39:57,780
see? pig lagoons,pig farms.
773
00:39:57,790 --> 00:40:01,910
and,as every child knows,where
you have pigs,you have pig poo.
774
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:05,190
but as very few children
know,where you have pig poo,
775
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:07,910
you have eperythrozoon infection.
776
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:10,640
we'll start him on clarithromycin.
777
00:40:10,650 --> 00:40:13,870
this time tomorrow,he'll
be back to his old self.
778
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:15,850
whomever that might be.
779
00:40:15,860 --> 00:40:17,380
it can wait.
780
00:40:17,390 --> 00:40:19,250
he has a temperature of 107.
781
00:40:19,260 --> 00:40:21,970
it can wait 15 minutes.
782
00:40:21,980 --> 00:40:24,940
you know where cuddy is?
783
00:40:26,830 --> 00:40:29,710
hi. I'm the dean of medicine.
784
00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:31,210
hi.
785
00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:33,700
i'm the guy who saved your life.
786
00:40:33,710 --> 00:40:35,740
so what if it's house?
787
00:40:35,750 --> 00:40:37,790
then I take the job at mount zion.
788
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:39,540
there is no job at mount zion.
789
00:40:39,550 --> 00:40:40,280
house
said--
790
00:40:40,290 --> 00:40:42,530
Well,if house said it,it must be true.
791
00:40:42,540 --> 00:40:43,840
I can fire him.
792
00:40:43,850 --> 00:40:44,970
I can fire him now.
793
00:40:44,980 --> 00:40:46,190
I can fire him tomorrow.
794
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:47,880
- I don't even need a reason.
- she doesn't fire me.
795
00:40:47,890 --> 00:40:48,880
she never will fire me.
796
00:40:48,890 --> 00:40:50,800
- she needs me.
- he's a good doctor.that's all.
797
00:40:50,810 --> 00:40:53,780
- I respect his expertise,and
I- - she's hot for me.
798
00:40:54,130 --> 00:40:56,220
shut up
799
00:40:57,910 --> 00:41:00,320
well,that could have been either of us.
800
00:41:00,870 --> 00:41:03,940
you have great ya-bos.
801
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:10,870
still could have been either of us.
802
00:41:11,810 --> 00:41:13,970
you lose.
803
00:41:13,980 --> 00:41:15,200
seriously!
804
00:41:15,210 --> 00:41:19,130
I have always thought my breasts
were one of my best features.
805
00:41:19,540 --> 00:41:20,900
damn.
806
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:33,380
you all suck.
807
00:41:34,050 --> 00:41:37,990
the two of you took
14 hours to find a car.
808
00:41:38,690 --> 00:41:43,280
you forgot to mention the guy
with no memory had memories.
809
00:41:43,830 --> 00:41:47,220
if you keep on thinking that
insane guys have hidden wisdom,
810
00:41:47,230 --> 00:41:49,980
you're gonna wind up
shooting people on a subway.
811
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:54,750
- something.
- so...
812
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:57,530
which one of us sucks the most?
813
00:41:57,540 --> 00:41:59,580
- it's a tie.
- between
814
00:41:59,590 --> 00:42:00,830
all of you.
815
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:02,280
we're all fired?
816
00:42:02,290 --> 00:42:04,360
none of you are fired.
817
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:16,580
that was nice of you.
818
00:42:17,270 --> 00:42:18,250
sure.
819
00:42:18,260 --> 00:42:20,130
why didn't you fire anyone?
820
00:42:20,140 --> 00:42:21,540
they're good doctors.
821
00:42:21,550 --> 00:42:23,990
right. Why didn't you let brennan quit?
822
00:42:24,490 --> 00:42:26,610
- he's a good doctor
- right.
823
00:42:26,620 --> 00:42:29,680
By not letting anyone
go,you made six people happy,
824
00:42:29,690 --> 00:42:32,980
and one person happy and rich.
825
00:42:32,990 --> 00:42:35,030
chase won every one of those bets.
826
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:38,400
so either you're just really nice,or...
827
00:42:38,410 --> 00:42:40,230
what's your cut?
828
00:42:40,660 --> 00:42:42,580
50%.
829
00:42:42,590 --> 00:42:45,300
how bad do you wanna keep your job?
830
00:42:45,310 --> 00:42:47,990
i'll keep my mouth shut.
831
00:42:48,950 --> 00:42:50,450
hey.
832
00:42:51,230 --> 00:42:54,170
you actually do wanna stay,don't you?
833
00:42:54,180 --> 00:42:55,660
I think I do.
834
00:42:56,200 --> 00:43:00,270
every one of those idiots got some
insight about them from the pig salesman.
835
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:02,600
not one of them did anything about it.
836
00:43:02,610 --> 00:43:04,150
people don't learn. they don't change.
837
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:07,900
but you did. you're a freak.