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Grandma's got some cash.
We could steal that.
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What kind of creep
are you?
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We steal
from strangers.
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Hey, Grandma's not
gonna call the cops.
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Look.
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Either you start doing this,
or you get a job.
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That guy.
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You're gonna remember that guy
for the rest of your life.
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Hey. How you doing?
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I said... Hey, give me all your cash!
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Why?
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You want to buy yourself a
pretty dress, you little bitch?
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He ain't kidding, man.
Where's your wallet?
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On your sister's nightstand.
I forgot it after I paid her.
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Whoa, Tony... You want to die tonight?
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I said
where's your wallet?
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I think he's sick.
Maybe you shouldn't.
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He's faking.
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Look, go in his pockets.
Grab his wallet.
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Good. Let's go.
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You all right, man?
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He's fine.
He's faking it.
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Yeah, I need an ambulance
at Maple and Fourth.
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There's a really sick guy.
I think he got mugged.
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What? Are you happy? Let's go!
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Today, we're hunting for
the cat burglar of diseases.
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Causes a healthy man's lungs to
fail, but leaves no fingerprints.
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Respiratory distress,
could be asthma.
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No hyperinflation
on the x-ray.
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Food allergy. Could have
eaten shellfish or peanuts.
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No hives.
No erythema on the skin.
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Pulmonary embolism.
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Embolisms don't
magically dissolve.
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What are you doing here?
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Laryngospasm.
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Frosty fall air
hits his vocal cords,
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they spasm shut,
choke him out.
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Good idea. You've been
tremendously helpful.
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You can leave.
I just hired him.
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Well, I fired him.
To infinity.
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You didn't tell him
I was coming back?
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killed a patient,
45
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you lost
your veto power.
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Everybody, this is Dr. Foreman. He will...
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Does this mean there's one less slot for us?
48
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It's still
Dr. House's department.
49
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He decides who stays,
who goes...
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Foreman goes.
51
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But Dr. Foreman
will be my eyes and ears.
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You do nothing
without his knowledge.
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Oh!
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Just in case
I need them
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where exactly will Dr. Foreman
be keeping my balls?
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If you wanna keep your jobs,
that never happened.
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The only way to get the cat
burglar is to catch him in the act.
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Give the patient
a methacholine challenge.
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See if it sets off
laryngospasm.
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You want us to
stop his breathing?
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Well, only until
you can figure out why.
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After that,
it would be irresponsible.
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You and I should talk.
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I'm sorry.
65
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She didn't have
to do that publicly.
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Yes, she did.
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She had to establish her dominance
in front of them. Limit my power.
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There's nothing
we can do.
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Well, that's not the
never-say-never Dr. Foreman I know.
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There's lots we can do.
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Not really, Cuddy...
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I can make
you miserable.
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That's true.
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Until you quit. Again.
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So, why don't we just
skip the middleman?
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I'm not quitting.
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My God. Not everything's about you and
your little job and your little world.
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This is about restoring
order in the universe.
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I'm not quitting.
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You're gonna
be miserable.
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I already am miserable.
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Cuddy obviously thinks
we're idiots.
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She's not gonna let House hire any one of us.
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Tidal volume's holding at
1.2 liters. Increase the dose.
85
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So, which master
do we serve?
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Whose ass do we have to kiss to get this job?
87
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You really want
this job so bad?
88
00:05:01,167 --> 00:05:03,158
How about you
try doing this job?
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00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:05,932
Double the dose to 16
milligrams per milliliter.
90
00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:09,398
My foot's tingling.
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Is that normal?
92
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No.
What exactly does it...
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And my stomach's
killing me.
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Could this test
cause that stuff?
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No.
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Test was a bust.
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Amber has moved
down to even money.
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We found
two new symptoms.
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Yep.
Back to two to one.
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What's going on?
You're the favorite.
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House's?
To get fired.
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You can bet against
yourself. Lovely parting gift.
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What's the limit?
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Isn't one.
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Five hundred
on Kutner.
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A thousand on Amber.
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Do you take checks?
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No.
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How do we connect abdominal pain
and numbness in the extremities
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with respiratory collapse?
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Dissecting
aortic aneurysm.
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Doesn't cover all three.
What else?
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Carry on.
He's the boss.
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What about
a spinal cord lesion?
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Would have to be
in the brain stem.
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It still doesn't
explain the lungs.
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Weird, though.
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That he's the boss.
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Didn't he quit recently?
Was it a money issue?
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Lungs, stomach,
numbness...
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No, that wasn't it.
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It was something else.
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Was it bling account? Med plan
didn't cover tattoo removal?
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We have to unify
these symptoms.
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I remember.
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You didn't want to
turn into me. Right?
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You didn't want
to become evil.
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Can we stick to
the medicine, here?
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Absolutely.
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I'm just flattered.
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In a few short weeks, seems like
I've just turned towards the light.
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Either that,
or you sold your soul.
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Multiple marantic
emboli could...
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Did you get a raise?
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Because then
you're a whore.
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Or didn't you? Because
then, you're a stupid whore.
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Patient just crashed.
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Can they go, boss?
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You're right.
But?
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No but. You're right about all of it.
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Then, I'll see you
at the reunion.
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Seems I didn't get out
of here soon enough.
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The world thinks I've been
corrupted, so no one will hire me.
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I hate being here. I'd
love to quit, but I can't.
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He's got a pulse.
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Must be another
respiratory collapse.
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Means this is our chance
to prove laryngospasm.
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We need to tube him and bag
him. We will. Right after we...
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If we just let him die, it
doesn't matter what he has.
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Brennan, tilt his head back
so I can get a straight shot.
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Okay. While you're killing him,
I'll get the intubation kit.
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I decided you're right. You're
obviously in an impossible position.
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There's no point
in me humiliating you.
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Thanks.
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So, I'm gonna
humiliate Cuddy.
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Until she fires you.
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Guy's faking.
It's Munchausen's.
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You notice the EMT
run sheet?
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Paramedic who brought him in
is also named Martin Harris.
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If the name was
Attila Von Weinerschnitzel,
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I'd say you might be
onto something.
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Look, room 406,
abdominal pain,
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room 403, left-sided numbness, 402, syncope.
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He's copying his
neighbors' symptoms.
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No.
Yeah.
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Coincidence is much more likely
than you being a stubborn jerk.
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Munchausen's patients
create symptoms, not names.
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Munchausen's patients
have medical histories
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they don't want
us reading.
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No laryngeal spasm.
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Breathing's resumed normal
rate, without intubation.
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You see? Nothing's wrong with him.
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He's in a lab coat.
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00:09:03,743 --> 00:09:07,076
Munchausens pretend to
be patients, not doctors.
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00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,846
He's got Mirror Syndrome.
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Giovannini's?
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00:09:12,652 --> 00:09:15,678
Do you know another
Mirror Syndrome?
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Brain's got no idea who he
is, where he is, what he is,
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so it fills the holes with
whatever dirt's lying around.
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He reads a name tag,
he's got a name.
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Sees a doctor, he's got a job.
Sees symptoms, he's got a problem.
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My explanation's simpler.
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Well, if it's simple, then
we discharge the nutbar,
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but if it's complicated, then
the nutbar has got brain damage.
185
00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:37,971
So, we let him jerk them around
for a few days till we're sure?
186
00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:40,443
No. We let him
jerk you around.
187
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There's a faster way.
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Mind if we play through?
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00:09:50,990 --> 00:09:54,289
Sure. What could
possibly go wrong?
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00:09:54,393 --> 00:09:56,725
What's going on here,
Martin?
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00:09:58,664 --> 00:10:00,427
Operation?
House?
192
00:10:00,499 --> 00:10:01,557
Who is this guy?
193
00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:03,397
Excellent question.
194
00:10:03,469 --> 00:10:05,437
Who are you, Martin?
195
00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:12,438
He just likes to
watch and do stuff.
196
00:10:13,479 --> 00:10:16,312
Number 10 scalpel
for initial incision.
197
00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:20,675
Glad you're here, House.
198
00:10:20,753 --> 00:10:22,584
Of course you are.
199
00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:23,644
It's lecture time.
200
00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:25,054
Yeah. It is.
201
00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:27,684
Stop worrying
about the power play.
202
00:10:28,828 --> 00:10:32,195
Was that it? I think you
can go a lot deeper, here.
203
00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:35,028
I mean, why am I so obsessed by all of this?
204
00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:37,932
You're threatened by Foreman and
feel the need to impress Cuddy.
205
00:10:38,004 --> 00:10:40,199
The only thing that's relevant
is Foreman is a good doctor.
206
00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:41,364
He can help you.
207
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,339
Lighten the load.
Good idea.
208
00:10:43,442 --> 00:10:45,603
I'll have him
sort my mail.
209
00:10:46,612 --> 00:10:47,806
Sure.
210
00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:50,012
Deflect.
211
00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:53,781
Who is this guy?
212
00:10:53,853 --> 00:10:55,150
I think
we just found out.
213
00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:57,655
It's all about Cuddy.
214
00:10:57,723 --> 00:11:00,214
You've got to be
the alpha dog.
215
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:03,159
You can almost smell
the pheromones now, huh?
216
00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:04,696
I like him.
217
00:11:07,733 --> 00:11:10,327
Told you I didn't need you. House!
218
00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:18,068
House, what is going on?
219
00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:22,002
Ow!
220
00:11:25,051 --> 00:11:28,020
Your blood's
turned to sludge.
221
00:11:28,087 --> 00:11:30,681
If we don't heat you up,
you're gonna die.
222
00:11:30,756 --> 00:11:32,417
Can't fake that!
223
00:11:37,396 --> 00:11:41,264
Mirror Syndrome patients have
no agenda, no ax to grind.
224
00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:43,130
They can read you
because they have to.
225
00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:46,705
Moods, attitudes, everything.
They're like mind readers.
226
00:11:46,772 --> 00:11:47,898
Except they can
read your mind.
227
00:11:47,973 --> 00:11:48,997
Where are we going?
228
00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:50,667
Unfortunately,
we have to cure him.
229
00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:52,233
His hand wasn't black
when he came in.
230
00:11:52,311 --> 00:11:53,801
The operating room
was sterile.
231
00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:56,473
Only thing different was the
temperature. Cold agglutinins means...
232
00:11:56,582 --> 00:11:57,913
It's gotta be some
kind of infection.
233
00:11:57,983 --> 00:12:00,315
No fever, so it's gotta be a
tiny infection, hard to find.
234
00:12:00,419 --> 00:12:01,579
And you better
find it fast.
235
00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:06,614
This guy feels another cool breeze,
his blood turns to slop and he drops.
236
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,956
I need three ways
to pinpoint infection.
237
00:12:09,028 --> 00:12:10,154
Blood cultures.
238
00:12:10,262 --> 00:12:12,059
Blood's clumpy. Nothing you can do with it.
239
00:12:12,131 --> 00:12:14,429
Unless we soak him in warm
water before we draw it.
240
00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:15,967
Good. What else?
241
00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:18,161
Ultrasound his abdomen.
Look for an abscess.
242
00:12:18,270 --> 00:12:20,568
Good.
Ladies and gentlemen?
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00:12:20,639 --> 00:12:22,766
I have a regrettable
announcement.
244
00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:23,900
Kitchen has just learned
245
00:12:23,976 --> 00:12:26,774
that our annual shipment of
mayonnaise was improperly stored,
246
00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:30,077
so anybody who ate,
well, the food
247
00:12:30,149 --> 00:12:32,481
should head across the lobby
to the clinic right away.
248
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,177
Ask for Dr. Cuddy.
249
00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:36,418
You're not
punishing Cuddy.
250
00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:38,081
You're punishing every
doctor in the building.
251
00:12:38,157 --> 00:12:40,682
It's her building. Her
doctors. Still need one more.
252
00:12:40,793 --> 00:12:41,851
Well, we need to
find out his history.
253
00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:43,258
Where he's been,
what he's done.
254
00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:46,662
Yeah. He has no memory, but
his bio's tattooed to his rear?
255
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,758
The mayo is fine. You can stay
where you are. I'm a doctor.
256
00:12:49,835 --> 00:12:53,999
Mail order. I've seen the diploma.
There's two N's in University.
257
00:12:55,641 --> 00:12:57,438
Big Love was right.
History is the key.
258
00:12:57,510 --> 00:13:02,470
No ID, no wallet, no missing
person's report filed for 100 miles...
259
00:13:02,548 --> 00:13:04,038
The key is the key.
260
00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:06,277
He had car keys in his
pocket when he was admitted.
261
00:13:06,352 --> 00:13:07,444
Keep him in
the isolation room
262
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:10,683
so he doesn't pick up Extreme Bitch
Syndrome from one of the nurses.
263
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,223
Run the ultrasound
and the blood cultures.
264
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:13,656
The cultures
were my idea.
265
00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:15,956
No one's keeping score.
266
00:13:16,028 --> 00:13:17,188
You're losing.
267
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:20,390
Search the street where he was mugged.
Find the car and the registration.
268
00:13:20,499 --> 00:13:22,524
There could be
thousands of cars.
269
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:23,761
Hey, why do
I get this assignment?
270
00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:25,531
Because, if you deal with the patient,
271
00:13:25,604 --> 00:13:29,096
he's gonna wind up singing Osmond songs
and proposing to five nurses at once.
272
00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:30,904
I'll go with Cole.
273
00:13:31,076 --> 00:13:32,100
Ooh!
274
00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:34,305
We have a love connection.
275
00:13:37,516 --> 00:13:39,006
Make a fist.
276
00:13:40,352 --> 00:13:41,876
Little pinch.
277
00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:45,155
Wow.
That's a strong pinch.
278
00:13:45,224 --> 00:13:48,887
This thing works. You're lucky you've got me.
279
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:52,259
My colleague wanted to
cook you in boiling water.
280
00:13:55,868 --> 00:13:59,326
That's right, baby.
My blood's that good.
281
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:05,472
That's supposed to
be me, right?
282
00:14:05,544 --> 00:14:06,602
No.
283
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,613
That's me. I'm always right. Gotta be.
284
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:09,705
I don't think I'm always...
285
00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:14,719
If they don't like you, you've gotta
be right, or you're not worth anything.
286
00:14:20,092 --> 00:14:23,892
Infections can hide
deep beneath the skin.
287
00:14:23,963 --> 00:14:25,828
This will find them.
288
00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:28,059
Who was that
last doctor?
289
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:32,227
Dr. Amber Volakis.
290
00:14:32,304 --> 00:14:34,465
Don't really
need her name.
291
00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:40,772
Wait.
You saying that you...
292
00:14:42,114 --> 00:14:44,173
I want her?
293
00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:47,380
Don't know what you want.
Don't care what you want.
294
00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:48,442
I'm married.
295
00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:50,215
So am I.
296
00:14:50,289 --> 00:14:55,317
Even if I wasn't, she's a
little too aggressive for me.
297
00:14:56,428 --> 00:14:57,622
Hey.
298
00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,494
Aggressive is
never a bad thing.
299
00:15:03,669 --> 00:15:05,330
Yeah. True.
300
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:14,576
I'm done.
301
00:15:15,948 --> 00:15:17,006
You okay?
302
00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:18,106
Yeah.
303
00:15:18,183 --> 00:15:20,743
We've gotta run
some more tests.
304
00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:24,281
You can clean
yourself up.
305
00:15:27,026 --> 00:15:28,425
Lesion on the liver.
306
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:30,462
Cystic or solid?
Solid.
307
00:15:30,529 --> 00:15:33,089
Well, you certainly did the
right thing by coming to me.
308
00:15:33,165 --> 00:15:35,224
Yes. I needed a smug oncologist to...
309
00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:36,666
An authoritative
oncologist.
310
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,703
I hate you.
Tell me why.
311
00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:41,830
I've been scanning literature.
Very interesting study in Sweden.
312
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:45,707
Apparently, Giovannini's patients
mimic whoever they think's in charge.
313
00:15:45,811 --> 00:15:49,144
Any country with that low an age of
consent and that high a rate of suicide
314
00:15:49,214 --> 00:15:50,511
isn't thinking straight.
315
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:53,176
I am in charge
of our relationship.
316
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,617
It was a surgery. You were
the surgeon. In that setting...
317
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:58,851
You would pick up my
laundry if I asked you to.
318
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,118
Go ahead. Ask.
319
00:16:00,192 --> 00:16:02,558
I wouldn't do
that to you.
320
00:16:15,407 --> 00:16:18,342
I want all my personal
private doctors back right now!
321
00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:20,002
Except for Foreman.
322
00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:21,876
Your team,
Foreman included,
323
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:26,042
is dealing with the Great
Mayonnaise Panic of 2007.
324
00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:29,882
Frankly, I'm worried it might
spread to other continents.
325
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,885
Lesion on the liver.
Possibility.
326
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,931
Why are you doing a pelvic
for food poisoning?
327
00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:42,262
She said her
hoo-hoo burned.
328
00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:48,434
Lesion on the liver.
Ideas?
329
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:50,098
Start with a biopsy
to rule out cancer.
330
00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:51,472
Could be an abscess.
331
00:16:51,543 --> 00:16:53,033
Needle works
for that, too.
332
00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:54,875
Well, unless it's
a vascular hemangioma.
333
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:57,006
Aspirate that, and he'll
bleed out, we'll kill him.
334
00:16:57,082 --> 00:16:59,448
If he bleeds out,
we know what he had.
335
00:16:59,551 --> 00:17:01,280
Had?
336
00:17:01,387 --> 00:17:03,048
Two diagnoses out
of three, he lives.
337
00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:04,851
We do nothing, three out of three he dies.
338
00:17:04,923 --> 00:17:05,947
Go stick his liver.
339
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,219
Where's Foreman?
We should...
340
00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:09,419
You need him to draft
your letter of resignation?
341
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:11,519
You risking our patient's
life to get back at Cuddy?
342
00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:14,191
What? No. That would be childish.
343
00:17:14,266 --> 00:17:16,393
This is what I'm doing
to get back at Cuddy.
344
00:17:16,468 --> 00:17:19,437
Who here doesn't
have any health insurance?
345
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:21,972
Michael Moore was right.
346
00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:27,068
MRls, PET scans, neuropsych tests,
private rooms for all these patients.
347
00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:28,408
Fight the power!
348
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,782
Sorry. I missed.
349
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,982
I have to reposition
the needle.
350
00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:41,491
You're gonna feel
another pinch.
351
00:17:42,961 --> 00:17:44,189
You still with me?
352
00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:45,560
I'm here.
353
00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:47,823
You feeling faint?
354
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:48,924
No.
355
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,330
What's wrong?
356
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:51,801
It's personal.
357
00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:55,807
You got personal problems?
You got no memory.
358
00:17:55,908 --> 00:18:00,936
I'm in a hospital. I don't
want to be in a hospital.
359
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:07,741
You're sick, so...
360
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,082
I'm bored.
361
00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:16,286
You ask what's wrong,
then you ignore the answer.
362
00:18:16,361 --> 00:18:18,989
Just go on with what you're doing.
363
00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:22,825
You think
everything's okay
364
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:26,632
as long as you don't think
about it, don't deal with it.
365
00:18:30,008 --> 00:18:31,908
Is that blood?
366
00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:34,172
I think it's pus
from a fungus.
367
00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:36,077
I have fungus in me?
368
00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:38,981
If you've been in the tropics
in the last few months.
369
00:18:39,084 --> 00:18:41,314
I saw this in
tsunami survivors.
370
00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:44,514
Their skin grafts would ooze
black pus sometimes weeks later.
371
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:48,286
Traced the fungus back to
the sand in the tsunami tides.
372
00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:50,856
That's so cool.
373
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:56,263
I think the black pus
is fungal.
374
00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:58,860
If I'm right, that's where the
cold agglutinins are coming from.
375
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,098
That's what's driving
his memory loss.
376
00:19:01,173 --> 00:19:04,700
Amber's putting him on
amphotericin. It will cure him.
377
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:07,108
This makes no sense.
378
00:19:07,179 --> 00:19:09,704
I'm doing blood tests to be sure,
but the sooner we get him on...
379
00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:11,908
I'm not talking
about the infection.
380
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:16,978
I'm talking about you letting Tonya
Harding administer the treatment.
381
00:19:17,055 --> 00:19:18,818
I'm out of the game.
Why?
382
00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:20,950
A couple of weeks ago,
you named me Grumpy.
383
00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:23,586
Said I didn't want to be here, wanted
to be back in the third world...
384
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:25,789
And you realized
I'm right just now?
385
00:19:25,864 --> 00:19:28,025
I got a confirmation.
386
00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:29,566
The patient's nuts.
387
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:32,694
The patient's unbiased.
388
00:19:32,804 --> 00:19:34,271
The patient
has no ax to grind.
389
00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:36,204
The patient is nuts.
390
00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:38,173
I miss my old life.
391
00:19:38,243 --> 00:19:40,370
Helping people who barely have clean water,
392
00:19:40,479 --> 00:19:43,141
let alone the kind of medicines
we waste by the SUV-load.
393
00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:48,243
You're nuts. You're gonna be
miserable at home, at work, somewhere.
394
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:50,821
The goal in life
is not to eliminate misery.
395
00:19:50,889 --> 00:19:52,754
It's to keep misery
to the minimum.
396
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,826
Now, that's inspiring.
397
00:19:55,727 --> 00:19:57,592
You said you came back
to get married.
398
00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:59,027
What does
your fiancée do?
399
00:19:59,097 --> 00:20:00,496
She's a court reporter.
400
00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:04,093
Uh-huh. Well, I'm sure Thailand
will have courts any day, now.
401
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:10,099
Someone's gonna be miserable
sometime. Accept it.
402
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,404
That's how
I stay so happy.
403
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:16,173
Why do you care
if I stay?
404
00:20:16,248 --> 00:20:17,545
You're good.
405
00:20:18,016 --> 00:20:21,247
Don't screw it up just
because you're miserable.
406
00:20:24,456 --> 00:20:29,018
I'm gonna stay
until the patient's cured,
407
00:20:30,762 --> 00:20:33,287
which should be
in about an hour.
408
00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:40,563
You okay?
409
00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:41,936
Not okay.
410
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:43,598
Which one of us
is he mirroring?
411
00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:47,975
Well, if it was you, he'd be
inflicting pain on someone else, so...
412
00:20:49,114 --> 00:20:51,810
I'd say he's mimicking whichever
one of us happens to be dying.
413
00:20:57,322 --> 00:20:59,153
The heating blanket wasn't
keeping him warm enough.
414
00:20:59,224 --> 00:21:01,317
Ordered a whirlpool,
got his blood flowing.
415
00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:02,951
So far, it's keeping
his rash at bay.
416
00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:06,429
Rash worse equals
cold agglutinins worse.
417
00:21:06,531 --> 00:21:09,056
Means what was in
his liver wasn't fungus.
418
00:21:09,167 --> 00:21:10,225
Yeah. Labs confirmed...
419
00:21:10,302 --> 00:21:11,428
That it wasn't
even pus.
420
00:21:11,503 --> 00:21:14,336
It was just coagulated blood
caused by the cold agglutinins.
421
00:21:14,406 --> 00:21:19,105
Which you mistook for a cool fungus
that you saw after the tsunami.
422
00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:21,236
Same consistency as... You
saw what you wanted to see.
423
00:21:21,346 --> 00:21:23,007
Not what was there.
424
00:21:23,081 --> 00:21:25,515
Wait a second.
Didn't you quit?
425
00:21:25,584 --> 00:21:28,075
I spoke to my fiancée.
I'm staying.
426
00:21:28,153 --> 00:21:29,586
Of course you are.
427
00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:32,418
Because you're the exact
right amount of miserable.
428
00:21:32,524 --> 00:21:34,992
Broad spectrum antibiotics
aren't working.
429
00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:37,085
It's got to be viral
or exotic bacteria.
430
00:21:37,195 --> 00:21:38,753
There are a thousand microbes it could be.
431
00:21:38,864 --> 00:21:40,855
We could repeat all cultures.
Maybe we just missed it.
432
00:21:40,932 --> 00:21:43,696
Or we could get
an accurate history.
433
00:21:52,611 --> 00:21:54,078
We're working on it.
434
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:56,876
Well, that'll be good
solace to the Widow X.
435
00:21:56,948 --> 00:21:58,711
His car was towed,
and the tow gate's locked.
436
00:21:58,784 --> 00:21:59,876
Guys must be
out on a run.
437
00:21:59,951 --> 00:22:01,350
That's why
I sent two of you.
438
00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:03,888
One of you breaks in,
the other posts bail.
439
00:22:03,955 --> 00:22:05,923
Getting arrested is not
what I'm worried about.
440
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:09,586
Not a problem. You know
how to kill dogs, right?
441
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:17,393
So, we're back to repeating all the cultures.
442
00:22:17,469 --> 00:22:19,937
Or we get an
accurate history.
443
00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:21,632
Didn't we just rule
out that possibility?
444
00:22:21,740 --> 00:22:24,641
You guys ever heard
any of my metaphors, yet?
445
00:22:24,743 --> 00:22:29,339
Well, come on. Sit on Grandpa's lap as
I tell you how infections are criminals.
446
00:22:29,448 --> 00:22:33,441
The immune system's the police.
Seriously. Grumpy, get up here.
447
00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:35,110
It will make
us both happy.
448
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:38,384
Anyway, cops don't
just let crooks run free.
449
00:22:38,457 --> 00:22:40,482
They keep fingerprints,
mug shots.
450
00:22:40,592 --> 00:22:44,119
The immune system does the same
thing, only it calls them antibodies.
451
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:46,357
We find out what diseases
he's had in his life,
452
00:22:46,431 --> 00:22:49,867
good chance that'll tell us
where he's been in his life.
453
00:22:49,968 --> 00:22:52,630
Alice. Your turn through the looking glass.
454
00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:54,001
Draw blood and CSF.
455
00:22:57,175 --> 00:22:59,040
Hey, guys.
456
00:22:59,144 --> 00:23:01,442
I haven't signed off
on this.
457
00:23:14,025 --> 00:23:17,188
You seem like a good guy,
Cuddy seems decent,
458
00:23:17,295 --> 00:23:19,354
House doesn't.
459
00:23:19,464 --> 00:23:22,729
It means either you're
gonna give in, or Cuddy is.
460
00:23:22,834 --> 00:23:25,394
Either way, I'm sorry.
461
00:23:35,046 --> 00:23:37,139
Your boyfriend
has me at even odds.
462
00:23:37,215 --> 00:23:39,240
So talk to him.
463
00:23:39,351 --> 00:23:42,081
I did. He said he's just
responding to market forces.
464
00:23:42,187 --> 00:23:44,212
He is.
I got 100 on you.
465
00:23:47,993 --> 00:23:50,188
What do you care what
other people are betting on?
466
00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:51,524
If he's trying to
screw with me
467
00:23:51,596 --> 00:23:53,826
'cause he's jealous Cuddy didn't
ask him to take this job...
468
00:23:53,899 --> 00:23:56,060
Right. You're figuring
he's jealous of your misery.
469
00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:57,260
He's messed up
enough to...
470
00:23:57,335 --> 00:23:59,428
The problem is
you're not miserable.
471
00:23:59,504 --> 00:24:01,335
Then House has been
wasting a lot of time.
472
00:24:01,406 --> 00:24:03,897
You've been humiliated.
Treated like crap.
473
00:24:04,009 --> 00:24:05,943
You have every right to be
miserable, but you're not.
474
00:24:06,044 --> 00:24:11,038
Because even though this job is insane,
and House is insane, you like it.
475
00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:12,447
You always have.
476
00:24:12,551 --> 00:24:14,576
You know what's worse
than a sanctimonious speech?
477
00:24:14,653 --> 00:24:16,712
A sanctimonious speech
that's dead wrong.
478
00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:18,415
See?
479
00:24:18,490 --> 00:24:20,458
You belong with House.
480
00:24:23,995 --> 00:24:26,657
We're gonna use your spinal
fluid to tell us where you lived.
481
00:24:26,765 --> 00:24:27,993
Cool.
482
00:24:28,099 --> 00:24:31,660
Not really. It's a poor substitute
for an actual history and without...
483
00:24:31,770 --> 00:24:33,465
Nah. It's cool.
484
00:24:36,007 --> 00:24:37,474
Yes. It is.
485
00:24:38,443 --> 00:24:41,503
I need you to stay as still
as possible. Ignore the pain.
486
00:24:41,613 --> 00:24:43,171
Bring the pain.
487
00:24:44,850 --> 00:24:47,216
I'm not a masochist.
488
00:24:47,285 --> 00:24:48,479
Neither am I.
489
00:24:49,621 --> 00:24:53,352
I know. But I was responding
to you responding to...
490
00:24:53,458 --> 00:24:54,857
Never mind.
491
00:24:55,794 --> 00:24:59,093
I just like experience. If
it's new, it's interesting.
492
00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:00,426
Yeah? Not me.
493
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,899
I don't just like new,
I gotta have new.
494
00:25:02,968 --> 00:25:05,198
If it's not there,
I make it there.
495
00:25:05,303 --> 00:25:06,861
Really,
I'm just easily bored.
496
00:25:06,972 --> 00:25:09,770
There are 300 million
people in this country.
497
00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:11,832
If I'm doing exactly
what everyone else is doing,
498
00:25:11,943 --> 00:25:13,342
then who
the hell am I?
499
00:25:13,445 --> 00:25:15,345
You know
what I mean?
500
00:25:16,381 --> 00:25:17,575
We're just
about finished.
501
00:25:17,649 --> 00:25:19,344
I like hot tubs.
502
00:25:20,952 --> 00:25:22,442
They're nice.
503
00:25:28,827 --> 00:25:29,885
You don't knock?
504
00:25:29,961 --> 00:25:33,522
Are you putting K
- Y jelly on his phone receiver?
505
00:25:33,632 --> 00:25:35,122
An exploding
snake in his drawer?
506
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,394
No.
507
00:25:37,502 --> 00:25:40,562
I'm replacing his Vicodin
stash with laxatives.
508
00:25:40,672 --> 00:25:43,835
Don't. Don't stoop to his level. Why?
509
00:25:43,909 --> 00:25:47,208
Because he's suddenly gonna
realize he's no longer 14?
510
00:25:47,312 --> 00:25:48,870
Either I take
his garbage forever,
511
00:25:48,947 --> 00:25:50,574
or I give him
a reason to stop.
512
00:25:50,682 --> 00:25:55,346
You don't have to make him miserable.
Just make him think that he's won.
513
00:25:55,420 --> 00:25:56,751
I'm not gonna
fire Foreman.
514
00:25:56,821 --> 00:25:59,187
I said think he's won.
515
00:25:59,257 --> 00:26:02,590
Find some other way to soothe
his ego. The thing's big enough.
516
00:26:02,694 --> 00:26:05,857
You must be able to find
some corner to polish.
517
00:26:07,432 --> 00:26:09,730
Where were you
two hours ago?
518
00:26:11,202 --> 00:26:12,829
Where were you?
519
00:26:18,510 --> 00:26:21,104
What do you have? High
titres to histoplasmosis.
520
00:26:21,212 --> 00:26:22,975
Probably lived in
the Ohio River Valley.
521
00:26:23,048 --> 00:26:26,176
Also weakly positive
on Coccidiomycosis.
522
00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:28,412
Weak means older.
523
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:31,284
Means he moved to Ohio
from the San Joaquin Valley.
524
00:26:31,389 --> 00:26:32,947
Or he happened
to visit California.
525
00:26:33,058 --> 00:26:34,855
He's also positive
for Chagas' Disease.
526
00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:36,393
Central America.
527
00:26:36,461 --> 00:26:38,395
Or he kissed his maid
from El Salvador.
528
00:26:38,463 --> 00:26:41,762
Or he sat next to someone from
Belize on a flight to Weehawken.
529
00:26:41,866 --> 00:26:44,357
Or he ate lettuce from Honduras. Yes.
530
00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:46,904
You're right, buzzkill. This
tells us next to nothing.
531
00:26:46,972 --> 00:26:50,806
But since that's on the something side
of nothing, I thought we'd go with it.
532
00:26:50,909 --> 00:26:52,069
His rash is back.
533
00:26:52,143 --> 00:26:54,976
The hot tub isn't hot
enough to keep his body warm.
534
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,947
So, we take his body out of the
picture. Let's hit him from the inside.
535
00:26:58,049 --> 00:26:59,880
Lipopolysaccharide.
536
00:27:08,093 --> 00:27:10,061
LPS won't just
give him a fever.
537
00:27:10,128 --> 00:27:12,096
He could hit 110.
Fry his brain.
538
00:27:12,163 --> 00:27:16,623
Or make him just toasty enough to keep
his blood flowing free, like my bowels.
539
00:27:16,735 --> 00:27:18,293
You smell that?
540
00:27:18,403 --> 00:27:20,268
It's not gonna
get sweeter.
541
00:27:20,338 --> 00:27:22,670
You nailed Brennan for
seeing what he wanted to see.
542
00:27:22,774 --> 00:27:23,798
You're no different.
543
00:27:23,875 --> 00:27:24,899
But you are.
544
00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:26,534
You used to
like this stuff.
545
00:27:26,611 --> 00:27:29,808
You left here because you didn't
like what you were turning into.
546
00:27:29,914 --> 00:27:30,972
Do you like
who you are, now?
547
00:27:31,049 --> 00:27:32,710
Do you like being
Cuddy's errand boy?
548
00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:37,182
That was just a courtesy
flush. I'm not actually done.
549
00:27:41,192 --> 00:27:43,251
You want to induce a fever?
Well, unless you're willing
550
00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:45,694
to don a white T-shirt and
hop into the hot tub with him,
551
00:27:45,797 --> 00:27:48,197
I need another way to
keep him warm or he dies.
552
00:27:48,299 --> 00:27:50,426
You could maim him.
I could cure him.
553
00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:51,628
I'm not letting
you do it.
554
00:27:51,703 --> 00:27:53,671
You gonna fire me?
555
00:27:54,706 --> 00:27:55,866
No.
556
00:27:58,777 --> 00:28:01,507
Wait a second.
What the hell was that?
557
00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:04,607
You were won over
by my soaring rhetoric?
558
00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:07,846
I basically just threatened
to hold my breath.
559
00:28:10,555 --> 00:28:12,989
You never intended
to stop me.
560
00:28:13,058 --> 00:28:14,548
You just pretended
to stop me,
561
00:28:14,626 --> 00:28:16,526
so you could pretend
to fail to stop me,
562
00:28:16,628 --> 00:28:18,892
so you could
stroke my ego.
563
00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:22,765
War doesn't end
until Foreman's gone.
564
00:28:22,834 --> 00:28:24,631
Foreman's not
going anywhere.
565
00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:25,863
And
566
00:28:25,970 --> 00:28:28,336
I know when my Vicodin
isn't Vicodin.
567
00:28:28,406 --> 00:28:32,866
Do you know when your birth control
pills aren't birth control pills?
568
00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:38,539
If we can keep your fever up,
we can get you back on dry land.
569
00:28:38,650 --> 00:28:40,379
You feeling okay?
570
00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:43,183
Surprisingly, yeah.
571
00:28:44,422 --> 00:28:45,480
I feel pretty good.
572
00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:48,424
That's not the way
fevers usually work.
573
00:28:49,527 --> 00:28:53,588
Nothing around here works
the way it's supposed to work.
574
00:28:53,698 --> 00:28:54,824
No kidding.
575
00:28:54,899 --> 00:28:56,423
You're giving me
a fever.
576
00:28:57,936 --> 00:28:59,870
Doctors don't
give people fevers.
577
00:28:59,938 --> 00:29:02,168
It was necessary to keep your blood flowing.
578
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:03,502
Yeah.
579
00:29:04,909 --> 00:29:07,070
It was necessary.
580
00:29:08,213 --> 00:29:10,841
And that was
all that mattered.
581
00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:15,443
It's exciting,
isn't it?
582
00:29:16,121 --> 00:29:17,679
You're happy?
583
00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:21,388
Why wouldn't I be?
584
00:29:23,962 --> 00:29:27,261
Whoa. Hey. Hey.
You with me?
585
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,465
I need help in here!
586
00:29:32,003 --> 00:29:33,994
Vfib. We've got to shock him.
Get him out of the water.
587
00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:35,094
How long's
he been out?
588
00:29:35,173 --> 00:29:37,232
Just a few seconds.
589
00:29:43,681 --> 00:29:44,943
He's dry enough.
Not yet.
590
00:29:45,016 --> 00:29:46,210
Dry faster.
Ten more seconds.
591
00:29:46,284 --> 00:29:47,376
He'll get brain damage.
He needs...
592
00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:49,113
Kutner, you...
Wait!
593
00:29:49,187 --> 00:29:51,246
He's dry enough. Clear.
594
00:29:56,961 --> 00:29:58,360
It worked.
595
00:29:59,597 --> 00:30:01,258
For one of them.
596
00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:08,830
Cardiac arrest. We were able to
shock him back to normal sinus rhythm.
597
00:30:08,940 --> 00:30:10,601
And Kutner nearly
into a coma.
598
00:30:10,675 --> 00:30:16,807
So, now, you've electrocuted
yourself and set a patient on fire.
599
00:30:16,881 --> 00:30:18,678
I like the dedication.
Thank you.
600
00:30:18,783 --> 00:30:20,375
It wasn't a compliment.
Yeah, it was.
601
00:30:20,485 --> 00:30:23,045
The insult comes now.
You're insane!
602
00:30:23,788 --> 00:30:27,383
You either have an aversion to
towels, or you want pain. I think both.
603
00:30:27,458 --> 00:30:29,085
I'm thinking it goes back to high school gym.
604
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:33,028
Anybody think we should discuss which
infection is causing the cold agglutinins
605
00:30:33,131 --> 00:30:35,395
before they stop
his heart again?
606
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:37,024
Sure. Why not?
607
00:30:38,570 --> 00:30:41,869
Until they find his car we
have to assume he's traveled
608
00:30:41,940 --> 00:30:45,432
to Ohio, California, Central
America and possibly Weehawken.
609
00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:47,171
Nothing on the blood cultures. Do them again.
610
00:30:47,245 --> 00:30:49,839
Quadruple run time.
611
00:30:49,914 --> 00:30:53,372
We know the infection is in
his heart. We do a biopsy.
612
00:30:53,451 --> 00:30:56,181
If we see polys, we've got
bacterial. Lymphs, we've got viral.
613
00:30:56,254 --> 00:30:59,712
He just had a heart attack.
Ripping out a piece might kill him.
614
00:30:59,791 --> 00:31:01,349
Yeah.
615
00:31:01,426 --> 00:31:04,122
We biopsy
his toe instead.
616
00:31:04,229 --> 00:31:07,027
No. That's a terrible idea.
617
00:31:07,098 --> 00:31:11,262
Won't tell us anything. Biopsy
his heart. Come on. I'll join you.
618
00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:19,438
I got you a job.
619
00:31:20,311 --> 00:31:22,643
Mount Zion Hospital
in Boston.
620
00:31:23,548 --> 00:31:25,482
They have a great
diagnostics department.
621
00:31:25,583 --> 00:31:28,552
Gilchrist said
he'd take you, anyway.
622
00:31:28,620 --> 00:31:31,817
That was
very nice of you.
623
00:31:31,923 --> 00:31:34,949
Oh, God. Does everything
have to be about you?
624
00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:36,583
It's simple math.
625
00:31:36,661 --> 00:31:38,458
I'm not gonna back down,
you're not gonna back down,
626
00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:42,055
Cuddy's not gonna back down,
and no one's gonna be happy here.
627
00:31:42,133 --> 00:31:44,260
And Cuddy's gonna
end up pregnant.
628
00:31:44,335 --> 00:31:45,461
What?
629
00:31:45,536 --> 00:31:46,594
It doesn't matter.
630
00:31:46,671 --> 00:31:47,729
Are you saying...
631
00:31:47,805 --> 00:31:50,399
What is you having sex with... Starts Monday.
632
00:31:50,475 --> 00:31:52,500
I could help you pack.
633
00:31:54,646 --> 00:31:56,511
I don't want the job.
634
00:31:58,483 --> 00:32:01,145
Why not?
You're miserable.
635
00:32:01,252 --> 00:32:02,981
Apparently not.
636
00:32:03,087 --> 00:32:04,987
Well, you're gonna be.
637
00:32:06,958 --> 00:32:08,323
Are you smiling?
638
00:32:08,393 --> 00:32:09,451
No.
639
00:32:11,262 --> 00:32:13,355
Do your own
stupid biopsy.
640
00:32:23,975 --> 00:32:26,170
His name's Robert Elliot.
He's from Hamilton, Ohio.
641
00:32:26,277 --> 00:32:29,940
Here's everything he had in
his trunk and his glove box.
642
00:32:34,018 --> 00:32:36,680
No need for
the heart biopsy.
643
00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:40,622
I now know exactly who he is and what he has.
644
00:32:40,692 --> 00:32:42,284
You saved his life.
Really?
645
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:45,989
No, you idiot. It's
VapoRub and lunch receipts.
646
00:32:46,064 --> 00:32:48,555
We have his name. We could find his
doctor, get his medical records...
647
00:32:48,666 --> 00:32:52,295
It's 8:00 at night.
The biopsy will be faster.
648
00:32:52,370 --> 00:32:56,170
Not fast enough to save him,
but that's hardly the point.
649
00:32:58,042 --> 00:32:59,373
Thirteen.
650
00:33:01,579 --> 00:33:03,547
Is your name Thirteen?
651
00:33:05,516 --> 00:33:07,541
Why did you volunteer
to go streetwalking?
652
00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:08,949
I thought I could
help that way.
653
00:33:09,020 --> 00:33:11,511
A black Mormon
could help that way.
654
00:33:11,589 --> 00:33:13,887
There's no reason
for you to want to be there.
655
00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:17,086
Which means there's a reason
you didn't want to be here.
656
00:33:17,195 --> 00:33:19,720
Didn't want to look
in the mirror?
657
00:33:29,774 --> 00:33:34,370
Hi. Cuddy called. She needs
you to iron her shirts.
658
00:33:34,445 --> 00:33:36,174
We'll take over.
659
00:33:37,915 --> 00:33:39,246
Go ahead.
660
00:33:47,592 --> 00:33:49,082
Talk to him.
661
00:33:50,061 --> 00:33:52,689
You might feel a little tug
when the catheter's in the heart.
662
00:33:52,764 --> 00:33:56,222
Come on.
Make him feel comfortable.
663
00:33:56,367 --> 00:33:59,029
I've done this procedure dozens
of times. It's completely...
664
00:33:59,103 --> 00:34:00,468
My God.
665
00:34:01,739 --> 00:34:04,207
You are incredibly hot.
666
00:34:05,376 --> 00:34:07,344
I'm not here.
Deal with her.
667
00:34:07,412 --> 00:34:09,744
Are you an idiot?
668
00:34:09,814 --> 00:34:11,475
Do you not think
she's hot?
669
00:34:11,549 --> 00:34:14,643
I'm not the alpha here.
She is. She's my boss.
670
00:34:16,821 --> 00:34:18,584
The rash is back.
671
00:34:20,925 --> 00:34:22,654
Increase the drip.
672
00:34:23,127 --> 00:34:26,563
If you think that's
the right thing to do.
673
00:34:26,631 --> 00:34:29,293
This is so frustrating.
674
00:34:30,601 --> 00:34:32,660
I don't think
that's me.
675
00:34:39,277 --> 00:34:40,744
Hey.
676
00:34:40,812 --> 00:34:42,279
Get in there.
See how he's doing.
677
00:34:42,346 --> 00:34:43,938
You were
just in there.
678
00:34:44,015 --> 00:34:46,609
Apparently, it's impossible to see
anything else when I'm in there.
679
00:34:46,684 --> 00:34:49,585
I'm a blinding
white hot light of power.
680
00:34:50,922 --> 00:34:54,380
Got it. Pink.
Good size.
681
00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:55,915
Nice specimen.
682
00:34:55,993 --> 00:34:57,392
I'm scared.
683
00:34:59,030 --> 00:35:01,624
It's okay.
It's gonna be okay.
684
00:35:03,034 --> 00:35:04,296
No.
685
00:35:06,471 --> 00:35:07,995
No, it's not.
686
00:35:10,641 --> 00:35:12,302
I'm not interested
in how he's doing.
687
00:35:12,376 --> 00:35:13,866
I'm interested in
how she's doing.
688
00:35:13,978 --> 00:35:16,378
So, get in there and
tell me how he's doing.
689
00:35:16,481 --> 00:35:18,847
You think he'll mimic her
if I'm in there with her?
690
00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:21,885
You're a powerful,
dominating man, but who knows?
691
00:35:21,986 --> 00:35:23,613
So, I'm gonna get fired before her? Yes.
692
00:35:23,688 --> 00:35:27,055
You're gonna get fired right
now unless you get in there...
693
00:35:27,158 --> 00:35:28,819
Nothing on the biopsy.
694
00:35:28,893 --> 00:35:30,485
And how is he?
695
00:35:30,561 --> 00:35:31,687
His fever's at 106...
696
00:35:31,762 --> 00:35:33,059
I know.
697
00:35:33,164 --> 00:35:34,722
But how is he?
698
00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:37,593
Bitter?
Sexually frustrated?
699
00:35:37,668 --> 00:35:38,896
He's delightful.
700
00:35:39,036 --> 00:35:42,369
Loves the smell of freshly baked
rhubarb pie and isn't afraid to love.
701
00:35:42,473 --> 00:35:43,997
Also, his rash
is coming back.
702
00:35:44,075 --> 00:35:47,010
He needs the meds and the
tub. Just to keep him stable.
703
00:35:47,078 --> 00:35:48,204
Fine.
Soak him again.
704
00:35:48,279 --> 00:35:50,008
He'll be happy.
Loves hot tubs.
705
00:35:50,081 --> 00:35:52,015
No. You love hot tubs.
706
00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:54,415
Find the rest of the gang. Tell
them to meet me at the lecture hall.
707
00:35:54,519 --> 00:35:56,180
I hate hot tubs.
708
00:35:57,421 --> 00:35:59,389
What did you say?
709
00:35:59,490 --> 00:36:01,720
I hate...
He likes.
710
00:36:04,395 --> 00:36:05,487
Who else
was in there?
711
00:36:05,563 --> 00:36:07,531
No one.
712
00:36:07,598 --> 00:36:09,088
You didn't think
to mention that?
713
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:13,193
The guy likes warm, swirling water.
Didn't know that was diagnostic.
714
00:36:13,271 --> 00:36:15,102
It's not.
715
00:36:15,206 --> 00:36:18,903
What it is, is that water
hit him, and he had a thought.
716
00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:21,342
Not about you,
but about him.
717
00:36:23,214 --> 00:36:25,614
We need to
splash him some more.
718
00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:49,730
Do I know you?
719
00:36:52,610 --> 00:36:54,601
You look familiar.
720
00:36:54,679 --> 00:36:55,907
You, too.
721
00:36:56,781 --> 00:36:58,806
My name's Robert Elliot.
722
00:37:00,318 --> 00:37:02,377
I'm from Hamilton, Ohio.
723
00:37:03,955 --> 00:37:05,320
Me, too.
724
00:37:07,592 --> 00:37:09,219
What do you do?
725
00:37:10,428 --> 00:37:11,725
Stuff.
726
00:37:11,796 --> 00:37:13,093
Me, too.
727
00:37:17,034 --> 00:37:20,094
What brings you
to New Jersey?
728
00:37:20,171 --> 00:37:22,162
Is it work
or vacation?
729
00:37:28,112 --> 00:37:29,272
Work.
730
00:37:31,115 --> 00:37:32,878
What type of work?
731
00:37:35,019 --> 00:37:36,384
I'm tired.
732
00:37:56,374 --> 00:37:59,741
I eat out a lot.
A lot of restaurants.
733
00:38:03,814 --> 00:38:05,475
The Knotty Pine,
734
00:38:07,485 --> 00:38:09,350
Ritchies.
735
00:38:09,420 --> 00:38:11,320
I know those places.
736
00:38:14,392 --> 00:38:15,916
They're good, huh?
737
00:38:16,027 --> 00:38:17,585
They're convenient.
738
00:38:17,662 --> 00:38:18,856
For what?
739
00:38:18,929 --> 00:38:21,124
They're on the road.
740
00:38:21,198 --> 00:38:22,825
You on
the road a lot?
741
00:38:22,900 --> 00:38:25,164
No more than you,
I suppose.
742
00:38:29,940 --> 00:38:31,874
You ever use
this stuff?
743
00:38:33,878 --> 00:38:35,846
I use it all the time.
744
00:38:38,783 --> 00:38:40,307
I use it all the time.
745
00:38:40,384 --> 00:38:42,079
Yeah.
I just said that.
746
00:38:44,522 --> 00:38:48,390
You know, the cool thing about this
stuff is you can do a lot with it.
747
00:38:48,459 --> 00:38:50,893
Soften your skin,
you can treat scrapes,
748
00:38:52,563 --> 00:38:54,258
naughty stuff.
749
00:39:10,414 --> 00:39:12,279
Why did you do that?
750
00:39:15,252 --> 00:39:18,449
Because it doesn't
smell like dung.
751
00:39:22,393 --> 00:39:24,884
You're saying
you like the smell?
752
00:39:25,930 --> 00:39:27,329
Not really.
753
00:39:29,066 --> 00:39:31,500
It just doesn't
smell like dung.
754
00:39:32,903 --> 00:39:35,531
Something else does
smell like dung?
755
00:39:35,606 --> 00:39:37,005
Yeah.
756
00:39:37,108 --> 00:39:38,268
Dung.
757
00:39:43,814 --> 00:39:45,441
You guys ready?
758
00:39:46,283 --> 00:39:51,585
Now is the time that you stare
at me in slack-jawed amazement.
759
00:39:51,655 --> 00:39:53,680
He sells farm equipment.
760
00:39:54,759 --> 00:39:58,593
See? Pig lagoons. Pig farms.
761
00:39:58,696 --> 00:40:02,928
And as every child knows, where
you have pigs, you have pig poo.
762
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,093
But as very
few children know,
763
00:40:05,169 --> 00:40:08,764
where you have pig poo, you
have eperythrozoon infection.
764
00:40:08,839 --> 00:40:11,603
We'll start him
on clarithromycin.
765
00:40:11,675 --> 00:40:14,769
This time tomorrow he'll
be back to his old self.
766
00:40:14,845 --> 00:40:16,472
Whoever that might be.
767
00:40:16,547 --> 00:40:18,208
It can wait.
768
00:40:18,315 --> 00:40:20,044
He has
a temperature of 107.
769
00:40:20,117 --> 00:40:22,108
It can wait 15 minutes.
770
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,179
You know where Cuddy is?
771
00:40:27,892 --> 00:40:30,793
Hi. I'm the Dean
of Medicine.
772
00:40:30,861 --> 00:40:34,524
Hi. I'm the guy
who saved your life.
773
00:40:34,632 --> 00:40:36,463
So, what if it's House?
774
00:40:36,534 --> 00:40:38,627
Then I take the job
at Mount Zion.
775
00:40:38,702 --> 00:40:40,033
There is no job
at Mount Zion.
776
00:40:40,104 --> 00:40:41,230
House said that...
777
00:40:41,305 --> 00:40:43,398
Well, if House said it,
it must be true.
778
00:40:43,507 --> 00:40:47,102
I can fire him. I can fire him
now. I can fire him tomorrow.
779
00:40:47,178 --> 00:40:48,702
I don't even need a
reason. She doesn't fire me.
780
00:40:48,813 --> 00:40:50,178
She never will fire me.
Because she needs...
781
00:40:50,247 --> 00:40:51,737
He's a good doctor,
that's all.
782
00:40:51,849 --> 00:40:53,282
I respect his expertise,
and I...
783
00:40:53,350 --> 00:40:54,647
She's hot for me.
Always...
784
00:40:54,718 --> 00:40:56,845
Shut up!
785
00:40:58,856 --> 00:41:01,757
Well, that could have
been either of us.
786
00:41:01,859 --> 00:41:04,259
You have great yabos.
787
00:41:08,399 --> 00:41:11,266
That still could have
been either of us.
788
00:41:12,603 --> 00:41:14,764
You lose.
789
00:41:14,872 --> 00:41:19,536
Seriously. I have always thought my
breasts were one of my best features.
790
00:41:20,411 --> 00:41:21,605
Damn.
791
00:41:32,089 --> 00:41:33,681
You all suck.
792
00:41:35,092 --> 00:41:38,550
The two of you took
14 hours to find a car.
793
00:41:39,730 --> 00:41:43,860
You forgot to mention that a
guy with no memory had memories.
794
00:41:44,935 --> 00:41:48,029
If you keep on thinking that
insane guys have hidden wisdom,
795
00:41:48,105 --> 00:41:51,438
you're gonna wind up
shooting people on a subway.
796
00:41:53,577 --> 00:41:55,067
Something.
So,
797
00:41:55,946 --> 00:41:58,414
which one of us
sucks the most?
798
00:41:58,482 --> 00:42:00,541
It's a tie.
Between?
799
00:42:00,618 --> 00:42:01,676
All of you.
800
00:42:01,752 --> 00:42:03,219
We're all fired?
801
00:42:03,287 --> 00:42:05,278
None of you are fired.
802
00:42:15,766 --> 00:42:17,165
That was nice of you.
803
00:42:18,235 --> 00:42:19,293
Sure.
804
00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:21,031
Why didn't
you fire anyone?
805
00:42:21,105 --> 00:42:22,834
They're good doctors.
Right.
806
00:42:22,940 --> 00:42:25,340
Why didn't
you let Brennan quit?
807
00:42:25,476 --> 00:42:26,443
He's a good doctor.
808
00:42:26,510 --> 00:42:27,636
Right.
809
00:42:27,778 --> 00:42:29,109
By not letting
anyone go,
810
00:42:29,179 --> 00:42:32,910
you made six people happy
and one person happy and rich.
811
00:42:34,018 --> 00:42:39,183
Chase won every one of those bets. So
either you're just really nice or...
812
00:42:39,290 --> 00:42:41,451
What's your cut?
813
00:42:41,525 --> 00:42:43,516
Fifty percent.
814
00:42:43,627 --> 00:42:45,925
How bad do you
want to keep your job?
815
00:42:45,996 --> 00:42:47,827
I'll keep
my mouth shut.
816
00:42:49,833 --> 00:42:50,857
Hey.
817
00:42:52,202 --> 00:42:55,103
You actually do
want to stay, don't you?
818
00:42:55,172 --> 00:42:57,037
I think I do.
819
00:42:57,141 --> 00:43:00,042
Every one of those idiots got
some insight about themselves
820
00:43:00,110 --> 00:43:01,134
from the pig salesman,
821
00:43:01,211 --> 00:43:03,509
but not one of them
did anything about it.
822
00:43:03,614 --> 00:43:07,050
People don't learn. They
don't change. But you did.
823
00:43:07,151 --> 00:43:08,846
You're a freak.