1 00:00:05,760 --> 00:00:08,587 Grandma's got some cash. We can steal that. 2 00:00:10,096 --> 00:00:11,693 What kind of crip are you? 3 00:00:11,968 --> 00:00:13,673 We steal from strangers. 4 00:00:14,984 --> 00:00:17,351 - Grandma is not gonna call the cops. - Look, 5 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,547 either you start doing this or you get a job? 6 00:00:24,815 --> 00:00:25,765 That guy. 7 00:00:27,733 --> 00:00:30,178 You're gonna remember that guy for the rest of your life. 8 00:00:41,645 --> 00:00:43,144 Hey, how you doing? 9 00:00:47,393 --> 00:00:49,553 I said, hey, gimme all your cash. 10 00:00:52,704 --> 00:00:53,547 Why? 11 00:00:55,075 --> 00:00:57,981 Wanna buy yourself a pretty dress, you little bitch? 12 00:00:58,333 --> 00:01:00,768 He ain't kiddin', man. Where's your wallet? 13 00:01:01,738 --> 00:01:03,521 On your sister's night stand. 14 00:01:03,896 --> 00:01:05,246 Forgot it after I paid her. 15 00:01:07,392 --> 00:01:10,572 You wanna die tonight? I said, where's your wallet? 16 00:01:13,909 --> 00:01:15,634 I think he's sick. Maybe you shouldn't. 17 00:01:15,673 --> 00:01:18,672 He's faking. Go in his pockets. Grab his wallet. 18 00:01:25,642 --> 00:01:26,899 Good. Let's go. 19 00:01:30,233 --> 00:01:33,056 - You all right, man? - He's fine. He's faking it. 20 00:01:39,643 --> 00:01:42,402 Yeah, I need an ambulance. At maple and fourth. 21 00:01:42,906 --> 00:01:44,915 There's a really sick guy. I think he got mugged. 22 00:01:45,534 --> 00:01:47,601 - What? - Are you happy? Let's go! 23 00:01:52,966 --> 00:01:56,200 Transcript: swsub.com Sync: ¤AkaZab¤, BlueDoc 24 00:01:57,553 --> 00:02:01,615 Season 4 - Episode 5 "Mirror, Mirror" 25 00:02:25,635 --> 00:02:29,791 Today we are hunting for the cat burglar of diseases. 26 00:02:30,668 --> 00:02:34,138 Causes a healthy man's lungs to fail and leaves no fingerprints. 27 00:02:34,192 --> 00:02:37,632 - Respiratory distress could be asthma. - No hyperinflation on the X-ray. 28 00:02:37,847 --> 00:02:39,935 Food allergy. Could have eaten shellfish or peanuts. 29 00:02:39,975 --> 00:02:43,508 - No hives. No erythema on the skin. - Pulmonary embolism. 30 00:02:44,250 --> 00:02:46,856 Embolisms don't magically dissolve. 31 00:02:47,165 --> 00:02:49,335 - What are you doing here? - Laryngospasm. 32 00:02:49,453 --> 00:02:52,344 Frosty fall air hits his vocal chords, they spasm shut... 33 00:02:52,922 --> 00:02:55,151 - Choke him out. - Good idea. 34 00:02:55,313 --> 00:02:57,513 You've been tremendously helpful. You can leave. 35 00:02:57,541 --> 00:02:59,248 - I just hired him. - Well, I fired him. 36 00:02:59,357 --> 00:03:01,857 - To infinity. - You didn't tell him I was coming back? 37 00:03:01,950 --> 00:03:03,425 She did. I said no. 38 00:03:03,448 --> 00:03:06,786 When your extended job interview/reality tv show 39 00:03:06,811 --> 00:03:09,184 killed a patient, you lost your veto power. 40 00:03:09,997 --> 00:03:12,584 - Everybody, this is Dr. Foreman. He... - Does this mean there's 41 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:14,027 one less slot for us? 44 00:03:23,738 --> 00:03:27,145 But Dr. Foreman will be my eyes and ears. 45 00:03:27,816 --> 00:03:30,005 You do nothing without his knowledge. 46 00:03:33,735 --> 00:03:38,247 Just in case I need them, where, exactly will Dr. Foreman be keeping my balls? 47 00:03:41,328 --> 00:03:43,968 If you want to keep your jobs, that never happened. 48 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:46,910 The only way to get the cat burglar is to catch him in the act, 49 00:03:46,933 --> 00:03:49,070 give the patient a methacholine challenge, 50 00:03:49,101 --> 00:03:50,669 see if it sets off laryngospasm. 51 00:03:50,694 --> 00:03:52,062 You want us to stop his breathing? 52 00:03:52,084 --> 00:03:55,549 Well, only until you can figure out why. After that, it'd be irresponsible. 53 00:04:00,540 --> 00:04:01,866 You and I should talk. 54 00:04:03,708 --> 00:04:05,967 I'm sorry. She didn't have to do that publicly. 55 00:04:05,993 --> 00:04:07,089 Yes, she did. 56 00:04:07,338 --> 00:04:09,945 She had to establish her dominance in front of them, 57 00:04:10,111 --> 00:04:11,235 limit my power. 58 00:04:11,261 --> 00:04:12,827 There's nothing we can do. 59 00:04:13,126 --> 00:04:16,179 Well, that's not the "never say never" Dr. Foreman I know. 60 00:04:16,199 --> 00:04:18,326 - There's lots we can do. - Not really. Cuddy... 61 00:04:18,352 --> 00:04:20,108 I can make you miserable. 62 00:04:21,092 --> 00:04:22,120 That's true. 63 00:04:22,316 --> 00:04:23,409 Until you quit. 64 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:24,627 Again. 65 00:04:24,941 --> 00:04:26,625 So why don't we just skip the middleman? 66 00:04:26,648 --> 00:04:27,654 I'm not quitting. 67 00:04:27,701 --> 00:04:32,011 My god. Not everything's about you, and your little job, and your little world. 68 00:04:32,625 --> 00:04:34,967 This is about restoring order in the universe. 69 00:04:34,994 --> 00:04:36,291 I'm not quitting. 70 00:04:36,308 --> 00:04:37,635 You're gonna be miserable. 71 00:04:38,995 --> 00:04:40,254 I already am miserable. 72 00:04:48,024 --> 00:04:50,083 Cuddy obviously thinks we're idiots. 73 00:04:50,102 --> 00:04:52,066 She's not gonna let House hire anyone of us. 74 00:04:52,082 --> 00:04:54,098 Tidal volume's holding at 1.2 liters. 75 00:04:54,410 --> 00:04:55,650 Increase the dose. 76 00:04:55,676 --> 00:04:56,954 So which master do we serve? 77 00:04:56,985 --> 00:04:58,802 Whose ass do we have to kiss to get this job? 78 00:04:58,820 --> 00:05:00,619 You really want this job so bad? 79 00:05:01,129 --> 00:05:02,871 How 'bout you try doing this job? 80 00:05:03,159 --> 00:05:05,846 Double the dose to 16 milligrams per milliter. 81 00:05:07,255 --> 00:05:08,723 My foot's tingling. 82 00:05:09,507 --> 00:05:10,602 Is that normal? 83 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:14,560 - No. What, exactly, does... - And my stomach's killing me. 84 00:05:15,182 --> 00:05:17,190 Could this test cause that stuff? 85 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:18,741 No. 86 00:05:22,546 --> 00:05:25,778 - Test was a bust. - Amber has moved down to even money. 87 00:05:25,808 --> 00:05:27,661 We found two new symptoms. 88 00:05:28,289 --> 00:05:30,134 - Back to two to one. - What's going on? 89 00:05:30,180 --> 00:05:32,370 - You're the favorite. - House's? 90 00:05:32,439 --> 00:05:33,749 To get fired. 91 00:05:34,817 --> 00:05:37,987 You can bet against yourself. Lovely parting gift. 92 00:05:38,022 --> 00:05:40,046 - What's the limit? - Isn't one. 93 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:42,962 - 500 on Kutner. - A thousand on Amber. 94 00:05:44,108 --> 00:05:45,799 - Do you take checks? - No. 95 00:05:49,601 --> 00:05:53,948 How do we connect abdominal pain and numbness in the extremities 96 00:05:54,014 --> 00:05:57,200 - with respiratory collapse? - Dissecting aortic aneurysm. 97 00:05:57,347 --> 00:05:59,493 Doesn't cover all three. What else? 98 00:06:01,852 --> 00:06:02,861 Carry on. 99 00:06:03,170 --> 00:06:04,312 He's the boss. 100 00:06:09,790 --> 00:06:13,333 - What about a spinal cord lesion? - Have to be in the brain stem. 101 00:06:13,363 --> 00:06:15,804 - It still doesn't explain the lungs. - Weird, though... 102 00:06:16,389 --> 00:06:17,625 That he's the boss. 103 00:06:17,793 --> 00:06:19,343 Didn't he quit recently? 104 00:06:19,647 --> 00:06:22,832 - Was it a money issue? - Lungs, stomach, numbness... 105 00:06:22,865 --> 00:06:25,413 No, that wasn't it. It was something else. 106 00:06:26,446 --> 00:06:28,148 Was it... Bling account? 107 00:06:28,177 --> 00:06:32,086 - Med plan didn't cover tattoo removal? - We have to unify these symptoms. 108 00:06:32,134 --> 00:06:33,375 Oh, I remember! 109 00:06:34,442 --> 00:06:38,216 You didn't want to turn into me, right? You didn't want to become evil. 110 00:06:38,322 --> 00:06:42,399 - Can we stick to the medicine here? - Absolutely. I'm just flattered. 111 00:06:42,751 --> 00:06:45,376 In a few short weeks, seems like I've just... 112 00:06:45,637 --> 00:06:47,262 Turned towards the light. 113 00:06:47,291 --> 00:06:49,546 I mean, either that or you sold your soul. 114 00:06:49,591 --> 00:06:52,601 - Multiple marantic emboli could... - Did you get a raise? 115 00:06:53,060 --> 00:06:54,556 'Cause then you're a whore. 116 00:06:54,654 --> 00:06:57,195 Or didn't you? 'Cause then you're a stupid whore. 117 00:06:58,796 --> 00:07:00,565 Patient just crashed. 118 00:07:03,422 --> 00:07:04,468 Can they go, boss? 119 00:07:13,566 --> 00:07:14,955 - You're right. - But? 120 00:07:15,013 --> 00:07:17,912 No but. You're right about all of it. 121 00:07:18,667 --> 00:07:20,367 Well, then, I'll see you at the reunion. 122 00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:22,440 It seems I didn't get out of here soon enough. 123 00:07:23,296 --> 00:07:26,660 The world thinks I've been corrupted, so no one will hire me. 124 00:07:28,063 --> 00:07:29,190 I hate being here. 125 00:07:29,847 --> 00:07:31,270 I'd love to quit... 126 00:07:31,905 --> 00:07:33,047 But I can't. 127 00:07:47,368 --> 00:07:49,787 - He's got a pulse. - Must be another respiratory collapse. 128 00:07:49,812 --> 00:07:51,524 This is our chance to prove laryngospasm. 129 00:07:51,572 --> 00:07:53,577 - We need to tube him and bag him. - We will... 130 00:07:53,601 --> 00:07:55,077 If he dies, no matter what he has. 131 00:07:55,125 --> 00:07:57,096 Tilt his head back so I can get a straight shot. 132 00:07:57,140 --> 00:08:00,316 While you're killing him, I'll get the intubation kit. 133 00:08:04,379 --> 00:08:06,009 I decided you're right. 134 00:08:06,530 --> 00:08:08,354 You're obviously in an impossible position. 135 00:08:08,389 --> 00:08:10,306 There's no point in me humiliating you. 136 00:08:10,429 --> 00:08:11,287 Thanks. 137 00:08:11,322 --> 00:08:14,281 So we're gonna humiliate Cuddy until she fires you. 138 00:08:14,397 --> 00:08:15,575 Guy's faking. 139 00:08:15,935 --> 00:08:17,356 It's Munchausen's. 140 00:08:17,555 --> 00:08:19,431 You notice the EMT run sheet? 141 00:08:19,561 --> 00:08:22,490 Paramedic who brought him in is also named Martin Harris. 142 00:08:27,205 --> 00:08:29,618 If the name was Attila Von Weinerschnitzel, 143 00:08:29,641 --> 00:08:33,504 - I'd say you might be on to something. - Look, room 406, abdominal pain. 144 00:08:33,527 --> 00:08:37,022 Room 403, left-sided numbness. 402, syncope. 145 00:08:38,838 --> 00:08:41,089 He's copying his neighbor's symptoms. 146 00:08:44,417 --> 00:08:45,217 No. 147 00:08:45,250 --> 00:08:48,319 Yeah, coincidence is much more likely than you being a stubborn jerk. 148 00:08:48,352 --> 00:08:50,840 Munchausen's patients create symptoms, not names. 149 00:08:50,884 --> 00:08:54,257 Munchausen's patients have medical histories, they don't want us reading. 150 00:08:54,950 --> 00:08:56,215 No laryngeal spasm. 151 00:08:56,254 --> 00:08:58,731 Breathing's resumed normal rate. Without intubation. 152 00:08:58,765 --> 00:09:02,196 - See? Nothing's wrong with him. - He's in a lab coat. 153 00:09:03,611 --> 00:09:06,715 Munchausen's pretend to be patients, not doctors. 154 00:09:08,630 --> 00:09:10,294 He's got mirror syndrome. 155 00:09:10,809 --> 00:09:11,993 Giovanni's? 156 00:09:12,503 --> 00:09:14,707 Do you know another mirror syndrome? 157 00:09:15,669 --> 00:09:19,081 Brain's got no idea who he is, where he is, or what he is. 158 00:09:19,501 --> 00:09:21,926 But it fills the holes with whatever dirt's lying around. 159 00:09:21,950 --> 00:09:23,468 He reads a name tag, 160 00:09:23,497 --> 00:09:25,715 he's got a name. He sees a doctor, he's got a job. 161 00:09:25,748 --> 00:09:29,078 - Sees symptoms, he's got a problem. - My explanation's simpler. 162 00:09:29,155 --> 00:09:31,758 Well, if it's simple, then we discharge the nut bar. 163 00:09:31,787 --> 00:09:35,157 If it's complicated, then the nut bar has got brain damage. 164 00:09:35,199 --> 00:09:38,013 So we let him jerk them around for a few days till we're sure? 165 00:09:38,037 --> 00:09:40,235 No, we let him jerk you around. 166 00:09:42,133 --> 00:09:43,498 There's a faster way. 167 00:09:48,402 --> 00:09:50,008 Mind if we play through? 168 00:09:50,875 --> 00:09:53,196 Sure. What could possibly go wrong? 169 00:09:54,326 --> 00:09:56,416 What's going on here, Martin? 170 00:09:58,593 --> 00:10:01,348 - Operation? - House? Who is this guy? 171 00:10:01,523 --> 00:10:03,002 Excellent question. 172 00:10:03,357 --> 00:10:04,752 Who are you, Martin? 173 00:10:09,137 --> 00:10:11,609 He just likes to watch, hmm? Do stuff. 174 00:10:13,359 --> 00:10:16,011 Number ten scalpel for initial incision. 175 00:10:19,043 --> 00:10:21,754 - Glad you're here, House. - Of course you are. 176 00:10:22,548 --> 00:10:24,695 - It's lecture time. - Yeah, it is. 177 00:10:25,002 --> 00:10:27,132 Stop worrying about the power play. 178 00:10:28,719 --> 00:10:31,847 Was that it? I think you can go a lot deeper here. 179 00:10:32,166 --> 00:10:34,835 I mean, why am I so obsessed by all of this? 180 00:10:35,022 --> 00:10:37,837 You're threatened by Foreman and feel the need to impress Cuddy. 181 00:10:37,910 --> 00:10:40,279 The only thing that's relevant is Foreman is a good doctor. 182 00:10:40,327 --> 00:10:44,808 - He can help you, lighten the load. - Good idea. I'll have him sort my mail. 183 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:47,346 Sure! 184 00:10:48,651 --> 00:10:49,738 Deflect. 185 00:10:51,903 --> 00:10:53,358 Who is this guy? 186 00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:56,798 - I think we just found out. - It's all about Cuddy. 187 00:10:57,599 --> 00:10:59,163 Gotta be the alpha dog. 188 00:11:00,197 --> 00:11:02,626 Can almost smell the pheromones now, huh? 189 00:11:03,144 --> 00:11:04,160 I like him. 190 00:11:07,549 --> 00:11:09,624 - Told you I didn't need you... - House! 191 00:11:15,740 --> 00:11:17,782 House, what is going on? 192 00:11:25,144 --> 00:11:27,009 Your blood's turned to sludge. 193 00:11:27,989 --> 00:11:30,495 If we don't heat you up, you're gonna die. 194 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:32,547 Can't fake that! 195 00:11:37,136 --> 00:11:41,043 Mirror syndrome patients have no agenda, no ax to grind. 196 00:11:41,146 --> 00:11:44,839 They can read you because they have to. Moods, attitudes, everything. 197 00:11:44,903 --> 00:11:46,503 They're like mind readers. 198 00:11:46,593 --> 00:11:48,807 - Except they can read your mind. - Where are we going? 199 00:11:48,838 --> 00:11:50,582 Unfortunately, we have to cure him. 200 00:11:50,636 --> 00:11:53,536 His hand wasn't black when he came in, the operating room was sterile, 201 00:11:53,578 --> 00:11:56,476 the only thing different was the temperature. Cold agglutinins means... 202 00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:59,222 - It's gotta be some kind of infection. - No fever, so it's gotta be 203 00:11:59,241 --> 00:12:01,742 - a tiny infection, hard to find. - You'd better find it fast. 204 00:12:01,767 --> 00:12:06,075 This guy feels another cool breeze, blood turns to slop, and he drops. 205 00:12:06,442 --> 00:12:08,891 I need three ways to pinpoint infection. 206 00:12:08,977 --> 00:12:10,749 - Blood cultures. - Blood's clumpy. 207 00:12:10,778 --> 00:12:11,937 Nothing you can do with it. 208 00:12:11,971 --> 00:12:14,276 Unless we soak him in warm water before we draw it. 209 00:12:14,314 --> 00:12:15,666 Good. What else? 210 00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:17,988 Ultrasound his abdomen, look for an abscess. 211 00:12:18,025 --> 00:12:18,837 Good. 212 00:12:19,171 --> 00:12:22,628 Ladies and Gentlemen, I have a regrettable announcement. 213 00:12:22,670 --> 00:12:25,445 The kitchen has just learned that our annual shipment of mayonnaise 214 00:12:25,474 --> 00:12:28,612 was improperly stored, so anybody who ate... 215 00:12:28,894 --> 00:12:32,359 Well, the food, should head across the lobby to the clinic right away. 216 00:12:32,402 --> 00:12:33,845 Ask for Dr. Cuddy. 217 00:12:34,987 --> 00:12:38,039 You're not punishing Cuddy. You're punishing every doctor in the building. 218 00:12:38,087 --> 00:12:40,467 It's her building, her doctors. Still need one more. 219 00:12:40,503 --> 00:12:43,333 Well, we need to find out his history, where he's been, what he's done. 220 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:46,380 Yeah, he has no memory, but his bio's tattooed to his rear? 221 00:12:46,460 --> 00:12:47,846 The mayo is fine. 222 00:12:47,876 --> 00:12:49,642 You can stay where you are. I'm a doctor. 223 00:12:49,676 --> 00:12:52,831 Mail order. I've seen the diplomas. Two "NS" in university. 224 00:12:55,390 --> 00:12:57,229 Big Love was right. History's the key. 225 00:12:57,277 --> 00:13:01,318 No ID, no wallet, no missing persons report filed for a hundred miles. 226 00:13:02,274 --> 00:13:03,620 The key is the key. 227 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:06,119 He had car keys in his pocket when he was admitted. 228 00:13:06,155 --> 00:13:08,451 Keep him in the isolation room so he doesn't pick up 229 00:13:08,481 --> 00:13:10,512 extreme bitch syndrome from one of the nurses. 230 00:13:10,554 --> 00:13:12,284 Run the ultrasound and the blood cultures. 231 00:13:12,331 --> 00:13:15,071 - Cultures were my idea. - No one's keeping score. 232 00:13:15,856 --> 00:13:18,314 You're losing. Search the street where he was mugged. 233 00:13:18,356 --> 00:13:22,285 - Find the car and the registration. - There could be thousands of cars. 234 00:13:22,357 --> 00:13:25,495 - Why do I get this assignment? - Because if you deal with the patient, 235 00:13:25,530 --> 00:13:28,957 he's gonna wind up singing Osmond songs and proposing to five nurses at once. 236 00:13:29,002 --> 00:13:30,319 I'll go with Cole. 237 00:13:32,180 --> 00:13:33,868 We have a love connection. 238 00:13:37,449 --> 00:13:38,536 Make a fist. 239 00:13:40,121 --> 00:13:41,470 Little pinch. 240 00:13:43,017 --> 00:13:44,926 That's a strong pinch. 241 00:13:45,027 --> 00:13:47,575 This thing works, you're lucky you've got me. 242 00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:51,439 My colleague wanted to cook you in boiling water. 243 00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:59,064 That's right, baby. My blood's that good. 244 00:14:03,971 --> 00:14:07,058 - That's supposed to be me, right? - No. That's me. 245 00:14:07,106 --> 00:14:08,866 I'm always right. Gotta be. 246 00:14:09,042 --> 00:14:11,096 - I don't think... - If they don't like you, 247 00:14:11,124 --> 00:14:14,360 you gotta be right, or you're not worth anything. 248 00:14:19,865 --> 00:14:23,086 Infections can hide deep beneath the skin. 249 00:14:23,769 --> 00:14:24,793 This'll find 'em. 250 00:14:25,682 --> 00:14:27,667 Who was that last doctor? 251 00:14:28,884 --> 00:14:31,004 Dr. Amber Volakis. 252 00:14:32,081 --> 00:14:33,850 Don't really need her name. 253 00:14:37,881 --> 00:14:39,607 Wait. You saying that... 254 00:14:40,110 --> 00:14:40,948 You... 255 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:42,953 I want... 256 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:44,358 her? 257 00:14:44,852 --> 00:14:47,174 Don't know what you want. Don't care what you want. 258 00:14:47,264 --> 00:14:49,033 - I'm married. - So am I. 259 00:14:50,004 --> 00:14:52,548 Even if I wasn't, she's a little too... 260 00:14:53,509 --> 00:14:55,081 Aggressive for me. 261 00:14:57,462 --> 00:15:00,443 Aggressive is never a bad thing. 262 00:15:03,487 --> 00:15:05,056 Yeah. True. 263 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,046 I'm done. 264 00:15:15,669 --> 00:15:19,924 - You okay? - Yeah. We gotta run some more tests. 265 00:15:21,863 --> 00:15:23,699 You can clean yourself up. 266 00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:28,212 Lesion on the liver. 267 00:15:28,416 --> 00:15:30,258 - Cystic or solid? - Solid. 268 00:15:30,311 --> 00:15:32,820 Well, you certainly did the right thing by coming to me. 269 00:15:32,910 --> 00:15:36,510 - Yes, I needed a smug oncologist... - An authoritative oncologist. 270 00:15:36,551 --> 00:15:38,498 I hate you. Tell me why. 271 00:15:38,580 --> 00:15:41,575 I've been scanning literature. Very interesting study in sweden. 272 00:15:41,655 --> 00:15:45,535 Apparently, Giovanni's patients mimic whoever they think's in charge. 273 00:15:45,579 --> 00:15:47,902 Any country with that low an age of consent and 274 00:15:47,950 --> 00:15:50,344 that high a rate of suicide isn't thinking straight. 275 00:15:50,392 --> 00:15:54,151 - I am in charge of our relationship. - It was a surgery. 276 00:15:54,181 --> 00:15:55,955 You were the surgeon. In that setting... 277 00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:58,513 You would pick up my laundry if I asked you to. 278 00:15:58,719 --> 00:16:01,915 - Go ahead. Ask. - I wouldn't do that to you. 279 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:18,351 I want all my personal, private doctors back right now. 280 00:16:18,766 --> 00:16:19,865 Except for Foreman. 281 00:16:19,913 --> 00:16:22,924 Your team, Foreman included, is dealing with the great 282 00:16:22,966 --> 00:16:25,797 mayonnaise panic of 2007. 283 00:16:25,881 --> 00:16:29,084 Frankly, I'm worried it might spread to other continents. 284 00:16:34,097 --> 00:16:35,957 Lesion on the liver. Possibility... 285 00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:39,754 Why are you doing a pelvic for food poisoning? 286 00:16:39,803 --> 00:16:41,640 She said her hoo hoo burned. 287 00:16:46,504 --> 00:16:48,456 Lesion on the liver. Ideas? 288 00:16:48,501 --> 00:16:50,106 Start with a biopsy to rule out cancer. 289 00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:52,877 - Could be an abcess. - Needle works for that too. 290 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,762 Unless it's a vascular hemangioma. 291 00:16:54,796 --> 00:16:56,875 Aspirate that, he'll bleed out, we'll kill him. 292 00:16:56,938 --> 00:17:00,048 - If he bleeds out, we know what he had. - Had? 293 00:17:01,067 --> 00:17:02,904 Two diagnoses out of three, he lives. 294 00:17:02,934 --> 00:17:04,702 We do nothing, three out of three, he dies. 295 00:17:04,735 --> 00:17:06,977 - Go stick his liver. - Where's Foreman? We should... 296 00:17:06,995 --> 00:17:09,226 You need him to draft your letter of resignation? 297 00:17:09,254 --> 00:17:11,349 You risking our patient's life to get back at Cuddy? 298 00:17:11,380 --> 00:17:12,370 What? No. 299 00:17:12,580 --> 00:17:13,958 That would be childish. 300 00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:16,201 This is what I'm doing to get back at Cuddy. 301 00:17:16,260 --> 00:17:18,588 Who here doesn't have any health insurance? 302 00:17:20,485 --> 00:17:24,642 Michael Moore was right. MRIs, pet scans, neuro-psych tests, 303 00:17:24,671 --> 00:17:26,662 private rooms for all these patients. 304 00:17:26,868 --> 00:17:28,311 Fight the power! 305 00:17:32,808 --> 00:17:33,638 Sorry. 306 00:17:34,405 --> 00:17:35,435 I missed. 307 00:17:35,656 --> 00:17:37,416 I have to reposition the needle. 308 00:17:38,818 --> 00:17:40,540 You're gonna feel another pinch. 309 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:43,906 You still with me? 310 00:17:44,206 --> 00:17:45,338 I'm here. 311 00:17:46,514 --> 00:17:47,632 You feelin' faint? 312 00:17:47,778 --> 00:17:49,471 - No. - What's wrong? 313 00:17:50,341 --> 00:17:51,433 It's personal. 314 00:17:52,841 --> 00:17:54,906 You got personal problems? You got no memory. 315 00:17:55,659 --> 00:18:00,659 I'm in a hospital. I don't want to be in a hospital. 316 00:18:06,084 --> 00:18:08,924 - You're sick, so... - I'm bored. 317 00:18:13,922 --> 00:18:16,143 You ask what's wrong, then you ignore the answer. 318 00:18:16,167 --> 00:18:18,068 Just go on with what you're doing. 319 00:18:20,938 --> 00:18:23,871 You think everything's okay as long as you don't think 320 00:18:23,891 --> 00:18:25,624 about it, don't deal with it. 321 00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:31,078 Is that blood? 322 00:18:31,758 --> 00:18:33,562 I think it's pus from a fungus. 323 00:18:34,066 --> 00:18:35,589 I have fungus in me? 324 00:18:35,961 --> 00:18:38,642 If you've been in the tropics in the last few months. 325 00:18:38,812 --> 00:18:40,854 I saw this in tsunami survivors. 326 00:18:41,142 --> 00:18:44,188 Their skin grafts would ooze black pus sometimes weeks later. 327 00:18:44,387 --> 00:18:47,383 Traced the fungus back to the sand in the tsunami tides. 328 00:18:48,872 --> 00:18:50,295 That's so cool! 329 00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:55,998 I think the black pus is fungal. 330 00:18:56,109 --> 00:18:58,609 If I'm right, that's where the cold agglutins are coming from. 331 00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,733 That's what's driving his memory loss. 332 00:19:00,963 --> 00:19:03,943 Amber's putting him on amphotericin. It will cure him. 333 00:19:04,574 --> 00:19:06,055 This makes no sense. 334 00:19:06,866 --> 00:19:09,470 I'm doing blood tests to be sure, but the sooner we get him on... 335 00:19:09,504 --> 00:19:11,365 I'm not talking about the infection. 336 00:19:11,657 --> 00:19:14,942 Talking about you letting Tonya Harding administer the treatment. 337 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,585 - I'm out of the game. - Why? 338 00:19:18,689 --> 00:19:20,765 A couple of weeks ago, you named me Grumpy. 339 00:19:20,811 --> 00:19:23,562 Said I didn't want to be here, wanted to be back in the third world. 340 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:25,538 And you realized I'm right just now? 341 00:19:25,609 --> 00:19:27,248 I got a confirmation. 342 00:19:28,006 --> 00:19:29,259 The patient's nuts. 343 00:19:29,406 --> 00:19:30,818 The patient's... 344 00:19:30,945 --> 00:19:31,994 Unbiased. 345 00:19:32,555 --> 00:19:35,920 - The patient has no ax to grind. - The patient is nuts. 346 00:19:36,024 --> 00:19:40,182 I miss my old life. Helping people who barely have clean water, 347 00:19:40,224 --> 00:19:42,808 let alone the kind of medicines we waste by the SUV load. 348 00:19:42,905 --> 00:19:44,004 You're nuts. 349 00:19:44,447 --> 00:19:47,268 You're gonna be miserable. At home, at work, somewhere. 350 00:19:48,076 --> 00:19:50,549 The goal in life is not to eliminate misery. It's... 351 00:19:50,868 --> 00:19:52,560 To keep misery to the minimum. 352 00:19:52,864 --> 00:19:54,414 That's inspiring. 353 00:19:55,502 --> 00:19:58,826 You said you came back to get married. What does your fiancee do? 354 00:19:58,868 --> 00:20:00,341 She's a court reporter. 355 00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:04,010 Well, I'm sure Thailand will have courts any day now. 356 00:20:06,219 --> 00:20:09,050 Someone's gonna be miserable sometime. Accept it. 357 00:20:09,961 --> 00:20:11,507 That's how I stay so happy. 358 00:20:13,257 --> 00:20:15,176 Why do you care if I stay? 359 00:20:16,075 --> 00:20:17,096 You're good. 360 00:20:17,780 --> 00:20:20,197 Don't screw it up just 'cause you're miserable. 361 00:20:24,164 --> 00:20:25,224 I'm gonna... 362 00:20:26,533 --> 00:20:28,814 Stay till the patient's cured. 363 00:20:30,487 --> 00:20:32,795 Which should be in about... An hour. 364 00:20:39,267 --> 00:20:41,586 - You okay? - Not okay. 365 00:20:41,910 --> 00:20:44,268 - Which one of us is he mirroring? - Well, if it was you, 366 00:20:44,301 --> 00:20:46,459 he'd be inflicting pain on someone else, so... 367 00:20:48,922 --> 00:20:51,915 I'd say he's mimicking whichever one of us happens to be dying. 368 00:20:56,938 --> 00:20:58,842 Heating blanket wasn't keeping him warm enough. 369 00:20:58,882 --> 00:21:01,056 Ordered a whirlpool, got his blood flowing. 370 00:21:01,091 --> 00:21:02,742 So far, it's keeping his rash at bay. 371 00:21:02,779 --> 00:21:06,057 Rash worse equals cold agglutinins worse. 372 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:08,790 Means what was in his liver wasn't fungus. 373 00:21:08,883 --> 00:21:11,222 - Yeah, labs confirmed... - That it wasn't even pus. 374 00:21:11,242 --> 00:21:14,122 It was just coagulated blood caused by the cold agglutinins. 375 00:21:14,218 --> 00:21:18,804 Which you mistook for a cool fungus that you saw after the tsunami. 376 00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:21,078 - Same consistency... - You saw what you wanted to see, 377 00:21:21,109 --> 00:21:22,447 not what was there. 378 00:21:22,795 --> 00:21:25,053 Wait a second. Didn't you quit? 379 00:21:25,351 --> 00:21:27,826 I spoke to my fiancee. I'm staying. 380 00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:29,204 Of course you are. 381 00:21:29,394 --> 00:21:31,878 'Cause you're the exact right amount of miserable. 382 00:21:32,148 --> 00:21:34,643 Broad spectrum antibiotics aren't working. 383 00:21:34,708 --> 00:21:36,800 It's gotta be viral or exotic bacteria. 384 00:21:36,834 --> 00:21:38,529 There are a thousand microbes it could be. 385 00:21:38,563 --> 00:21:40,734 We could repeat all cultures. Maybe we just missed it. 386 00:21:40,762 --> 00:21:41,585 Or... 387 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:43,981 We could get an accurate history. 388 00:21:52,356 --> 00:21:53,799 We're workin' on it. 389 00:21:53,870 --> 00:21:56,470 Well, that'll be a good solace to the widow x. 390 00:21:56,658 --> 00:21:58,525 His car was towed, and the tow gate's locked. 391 00:21:58,553 --> 00:22:00,092 Guys must be out on a run. 392 00:22:00,141 --> 00:22:01,409 That's why I sent two of you... 393 00:22:01,442 --> 00:22:03,632 One of you breaks in. The other posts bail. 394 00:22:03,677 --> 00:22:05,652 Getting arrested is not what I'm worried about. 395 00:22:05,705 --> 00:22:06,763 Not a problem. 396 00:22:06,884 --> 00:22:08,867 You know how to kill dogs, right? 397 00:22:14,514 --> 00:22:16,802 So we're back to repeating all the cultures. 398 00:22:17,144 --> 00:22:18,002 Or... 399 00:22:18,523 --> 00:22:19,868 We get an accurate history. 400 00:22:19,895 --> 00:22:21,581 Didn't we just rule out that possibility? 401 00:22:21,612 --> 00:22:24,175 You guys ever heard any of my metaphors yet? 402 00:22:24,398 --> 00:22:27,342 Come on. Sit on grandpa's lap as I tell you 403 00:22:27,370 --> 00:22:30,659 how infections are criminals, the immune system's the police. 404 00:22:30,928 --> 00:22:33,008 Seriously, Grumpy. Get up here. 405 00:22:33,217 --> 00:22:34,697 It'll make us both happy. 406 00:22:34,912 --> 00:22:38,088 Anyway, cops don't just let crooks run free. 407 00:22:38,121 --> 00:22:40,212 They keep fingerprints, mug shots. 408 00:22:40,267 --> 00:22:43,839 The immune system does the same thing, only it calls them antibodies. 409 00:22:43,884 --> 00:22:46,035 We find out what diseases he's had in his life, 410 00:22:46,069 --> 00:22:48,909 good chance that'll tell us where he's been in his life. 411 00:22:49,631 --> 00:22:52,142 Alice, your turn the looking glass. 412 00:22:52,453 --> 00:22:54,013 Draw blood and CSF. 413 00:22:56,907 --> 00:22:58,205 Wait, guys. 414 00:22:58,888 --> 00:23:00,718 I haven't signed off on this. 415 00:23:13,709 --> 00:23:15,210 You seem like a good guy. 416 00:23:15,543 --> 00:23:16,906 Cuddy seems decent. 417 00:23:17,035 --> 00:23:18,624 House... Doesn't. 418 00:23:19,096 --> 00:23:22,152 It means either you're gonna give in, or Cuddy is. 419 00:23:22,487 --> 00:23:23,514 Either way... 420 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:25,375 I'm sorry. 421 00:23:34,715 --> 00:23:38,752 - Your boyfriend has me at even odds. - So? Talk to him. 422 00:23:39,028 --> 00:23:39,851 I did. 423 00:23:39,918 --> 00:23:41,774 Said he's just responding to market forces. 424 00:23:41,834 --> 00:23:43,925 He is. I got a hundred on you. 425 00:23:47,615 --> 00:23:49,937 What do you care what other people are betting on? 426 00:23:49,995 --> 00:23:51,279 If he's trying to screw with me 427 00:23:51,316 --> 00:23:53,809 'cause he's jealous Cuddy didn't ask him to take this job... 428 00:23:53,843 --> 00:23:55,898 Right. You're figuring he's jealous of your misery. 429 00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:58,929 - He's messed up enough... - The problem is you're not miserable. 430 00:23:59,114 --> 00:24:01,136 Then House has been wasting a lot of time. 431 00:24:01,169 --> 00:24:03,532 You've been humiliated, treated like crap. 432 00:24:03,668 --> 00:24:06,068 You've every right to be miserable, but you're not, because 433 00:24:06,106 --> 00:24:10,035 even though this job is insane and House is insane, you like it. 434 00:24:10,822 --> 00:24:12,031 You always have. 435 00:24:12,143 --> 00:24:14,300 You know what's worse than a sanctimonious speech? 436 00:24:14,353 --> 00:24:16,445 A sanctimonious speech that's dead wrong. 437 00:24:16,549 --> 00:24:17,349 See? 438 00:24:18,222 --> 00:24:19,517 You belong with House. 439 00:24:23,839 --> 00:24:26,329 We're gonna use your spinal fluid to tell us where you lived. 440 00:24:26,462 --> 00:24:27,339 Cool. 441 00:24:27,843 --> 00:24:28,758 Not really. 442 00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:31,511 It's a poor substitute for an actual history, and without... 443 00:24:32,197 --> 00:24:33,289 It's cool. 444 00:24:35,704 --> 00:24:37,119 Yes, it is. 445 00:24:38,162 --> 00:24:41,023 I need you to stay as still as possible. Ignore the pain. 446 00:24:41,312 --> 00:24:42,459 Bring the pain. 447 00:24:44,592 --> 00:24:46,410 I am not a masochist. 448 00:24:47,068 --> 00:24:48,563 Neither am I. 449 00:24:49,292 --> 00:24:52,028 I know, but I was responding to you responding to... 450 00:24:53,169 --> 00:24:54,262 Never mind. 451 00:24:55,481 --> 00:24:56,949 I just like experience. 452 00:24:57,054 --> 00:24:58,770 If it's new, it's interesting. 453 00:24:58,826 --> 00:25:00,072 Yeah? Not me. 454 00:25:00,236 --> 00:25:02,629 I don't just like new. I gotta have new. 455 00:25:02,721 --> 00:25:04,457 If it's not there, I make it there. 456 00:25:05,005 --> 00:25:06,575 Really, I'm just easily bored. 457 00:25:06,724 --> 00:25:09,406 There are 300 million people in this country. 458 00:25:09,530 --> 00:25:12,057 If I'm doing exactly what everyone else is doing, 459 00:25:12,194 --> 00:25:14,311 then who the hell am I? You know what I mean? 460 00:25:15,893 --> 00:25:17,108 I'm just about finished. 461 00:25:17,312 --> 00:25:19,145 I like hot tubs. 462 00:25:20,604 --> 00:25:21,684 They're nice. 463 00:25:28,554 --> 00:25:29,582 You don't knock? 464 00:25:29,601 --> 00:25:31,747 Are you putting K-Y jelly on his phone receiver? 465 00:25:33,425 --> 00:25:34,930 An exploding snake in his drawer? 466 00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:35,770 No. 467 00:25:37,167 --> 00:25:39,579 I'm replacing his vicodin stash with laxatives. 468 00:25:40,327 --> 00:25:41,176 Don't. 469 00:25:41,254 --> 00:25:43,435 - Don't stoop to his level. - Why? 470 00:25:43,608 --> 00:25:46,541 Because he's suddenly gonna realize he's no longer 14? 471 00:25:46,979 --> 00:25:50,330 Either I take his garbage forever, or I give him a reason to stop. 472 00:25:50,388 --> 00:25:52,614 You don't have to make him miserable. Just... 473 00:25:52,809 --> 00:25:54,572 Make him think that he's won. 474 00:25:55,110 --> 00:25:56,480 I'm not gonna fire Foreman. 475 00:25:56,571 --> 00:25:58,559 I said think he's won. 476 00:25:58,957 --> 00:26:00,751 Find some other way to soothe his ego. 477 00:26:00,812 --> 00:26:02,201 The thing's big enough. 478 00:26:02,333 --> 00:26:04,648 You must be able to find some corner to polish. 479 00:26:07,064 --> 00:26:08,627 Where were you two hours ago? 480 00:26:10,961 --> 00:26:12,022 Where were you? 481 00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:20,629 - What do you have? - High titer to histoplasmosis. 482 00:26:20,855 --> 00:26:22,784 Probably lived in the Ohio River Valley. 483 00:26:22,976 --> 00:26:25,156 Also weakly positive on coccidiomycosis. 484 00:26:25,941 --> 00:26:27,099 Weak means older. 485 00:26:28,162 --> 00:26:31,055 Means he moved to Ohio from the San Joaquin Valley. 486 00:26:31,133 --> 00:26:32,888 Or he happened to visit California. 487 00:26:32,934 --> 00:26:34,593 He's also positive for chagas disease. 488 00:26:34,693 --> 00:26:36,024 Central America. 489 00:26:36,144 --> 00:26:38,170 Or he kissed his maid from el Salvador. 490 00:26:38,212 --> 00:26:41,577 Or he sat next to someone from Belize on a flight to Weehawken. 491 00:26:41,624 --> 00:26:43,399 Or he ate lettuce from Honduras. 492 00:26:43,445 --> 00:26:45,297 Yes, you're right, buzz kill. 493 00:26:45,337 --> 00:26:46,651 This tells us next to nothing. 494 00:26:46,697 --> 00:26:48,710 But since that's on the something side of nothing, 495 00:26:48,750 --> 00:26:49,985 thought we'd go with it. 496 00:26:50,562 --> 00:26:51,777 His rash is back. 497 00:26:51,802 --> 00:26:54,001 Hot tub isn't hot enough to keep his body warm. 498 00:26:54,714 --> 00:26:56,428 So we take his body out of the picture. 499 00:26:56,467 --> 00:26:59,072 Let's hit him from the inside. Lipopolysaccharide. 500 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,863 LPS won't just give him a fever. 501 00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:11,655 He could hit 110, fry his brain. 502 00:27:11,837 --> 00:27:14,907 Or make him just toasty enough to keep his blood flowing free. 503 00:27:14,940 --> 00:27:16,272 Like my bowels. 504 00:27:16,404 --> 00:27:17,485 You smell that? 505 00:27:18,083 --> 00:27:19,549 Not gonna get sweeter. 506 00:27:19,984 --> 00:27:22,225 You nailed Brennan for seeing what he wanted to see. 507 00:27:22,323 --> 00:27:23,495 You're no different. 508 00:27:23,527 --> 00:27:25,861 But you are. You used to like this stuff. 509 00:27:26,210 --> 00:27:28,872 You left here because you didn't like what you were turning into. 510 00:27:29,531 --> 00:27:32,469 You like who you are now? You like being Cuddy's errand boy. 511 00:27:34,143 --> 00:27:36,415 That was just a courtesy flush. I'm not actually done. 512 00:27:40,885 --> 00:27:42,351 You want to induce a fever? 513 00:27:42,401 --> 00:27:44,190 Unless you're willing to don a white t-shirt 514 00:27:44,235 --> 00:27:45,687 and hop into the hot tub with him, 515 00:27:45,726 --> 00:27:47,861 I need another way keep him warm, or he dies. 516 00:27:47,895 --> 00:27:49,130 You could maim him. 517 00:27:49,301 --> 00:27:51,346 - I could cure him. - I'm not letting you do it. 518 00:27:51,446 --> 00:27:52,526 You gonna fire me? 519 00:27:54,418 --> 00:27:55,230 No. 520 00:27:58,425 --> 00:28:00,972 Wait a second. What the hell was that? 521 00:28:02,201 --> 00:28:04,403 You were won over by my soaring rhetoric? 522 00:28:04,446 --> 00:28:06,870 I basically just threatened to hold my breathe. 523 00:28:10,303 --> 00:28:12,039 You never intended to stop me. 524 00:28:12,715 --> 00:28:14,467 You just pretended to stop me, 525 00:28:14,505 --> 00:28:16,329 you could pretend to fail to stop me, 526 00:28:16,375 --> 00:28:18,039 so you could stroke my ego. 527 00:28:20,058 --> 00:28:21,910 War doesn't end till Foreman's gone. 528 00:28:22,737 --> 00:28:24,358 Foreman's not going anywhere. 529 00:28:24,409 --> 00:28:25,219 And... 530 00:28:25,342 --> 00:28:27,817 I know when my vicodin isn't vicodin. 531 00:28:28,145 --> 00:28:31,402 Do you know when your birth control pills aren't birth control pills? 532 00:28:34,235 --> 00:28:37,129 If we can keep your fever up, we can get you back on dry land. 533 00:28:38,287 --> 00:28:39,426 You feeling okay? 534 00:28:41,046 --> 00:28:42,859 Surprisingly, yeah. 535 00:28:44,033 --> 00:28:45,102 I feel pretty good. 536 00:28:45,138 --> 00:28:47,106 That's not the way fevers usually work. 537 00:28:49,230 --> 00:28:52,486 Nothing around here works the way it's supposed to work. 538 00:28:53,353 --> 00:28:54,357 No kidding. 539 00:28:54,510 --> 00:28:55,938 You're giving me a fever. 540 00:28:57,651 --> 00:28:59,561 Doctors don't give people fevers. 541 00:28:59,747 --> 00:29:01,927 It was necessary to keep your blood flowing. 542 00:29:01,970 --> 00:29:02,780 Yeah. 543 00:29:04,580 --> 00:29:06,586 It was necessary. 544 00:29:08,026 --> 00:29:10,650 And that was all that mattered. 545 00:29:13,087 --> 00:29:14,688 It's exciting, isn't it? 546 00:29:15,830 --> 00:29:16,834 You're happy? 547 00:29:19,339 --> 00:29:20,554 Why wouldn't I be? 548 00:29:25,756 --> 00:29:27,087 Hey, you with me? 549 00:29:28,271 --> 00:29:29,525 I need help in here! 550 00:29:31,532 --> 00:29:33,761 - Defib. We gotta shock him. - Get him outta the water. 551 00:29:33,796 --> 00:29:36,016 - How long's he been out? - Just a few seconds. 552 00:29:43,385 --> 00:29:44,691 - He's dry enough. - Not yet! 553 00:29:44,710 --> 00:29:46,138 - Dry faster. - Ten more seconds. 554 00:29:46,157 --> 00:29:48,299 - He'll get brain damage. - Kutner, you'll arc. 555 00:29:48,333 --> 00:29:51,301 - He's dry enough. Clear. - You're gonna. 556 00:29:56,650 --> 00:29:57,672 It worked. 557 00:29:59,163 --> 00:30:00,417 For one of them. 558 00:30:04,665 --> 00:30:05,669 Cardiac arrest. 559 00:30:05,724 --> 00:30:07,934 We were able to shock him back to normal sinus rhythm 560 00:30:07,953 --> 00:30:09,921 and Kutner nearly into a coma. 561 00:30:09,973 --> 00:30:13,156 So now you've electrocuted yourself, 562 00:30:13,239 --> 00:30:15,034 and set a patient on fire. 563 00:30:15,855 --> 00:30:17,685 - I like the dedication. - Thank you. 564 00:30:17,752 --> 00:30:19,403 - Wasn't a compliment. - Yeah, it was. 565 00:30:19,458 --> 00:30:20,641 The insult comes now. 566 00:30:20,750 --> 00:30:21,893 You're insane. 567 00:30:22,730 --> 00:30:25,357 Either you have an aversion to towels, or you want pain. 568 00:30:25,596 --> 00:30:28,165 I think both. I'm thinking it goes back to high hool gym. 569 00:30:28,220 --> 00:30:29,706 Anybody think we should discuss 570 00:30:29,744 --> 00:30:32,118 which infection is causing the cold agglutinins 571 00:30:32,188 --> 00:30:33,751 before they stop his heart again? 572 00:30:34,442 --> 00:30:35,676 Sure, why not? 573 00:30:37,566 --> 00:30:39,457 Until they find his car, 574 00:30:39,607 --> 00:30:41,735 we have to assume he's traveled to Ohio, 575 00:30:41,782 --> 00:30:44,532 California, Central America, and possibly Weehawken. 576 00:30:44,551 --> 00:30:46,558 - Nothing on the blood cultures. - Do 'em again. 577 00:30:46,581 --> 00:30:47,970 Quadruple run time. 578 00:30:48,919 --> 00:30:51,060 We know the infection is in his heart. 579 00:30:51,128 --> 00:30:52,228 We do a biopsy. 580 00:30:52,479 --> 00:30:54,138 We see polys, we got bacterial. 581 00:30:54,188 --> 00:30:55,327 Lymphs, we got viral. 582 00:30:55,468 --> 00:30:58,184 He just had a heart attack. Ripping out a piece might kill him. 583 00:30:58,672 --> 00:30:59,926 Yeah, yeah. 584 00:31:00,433 --> 00:31:02,131 We biopsy his toe instead. 585 00:31:03,243 --> 00:31:05,365 No! That's a terrible idea. 586 00:31:05,959 --> 00:31:07,136 Won't tell us anything. 587 00:31:07,182 --> 00:31:08,899 Biopsy his heart. Come on. 588 00:31:09,222 --> 00:31:10,226 I'll join you. 589 00:31:16,686 --> 00:31:17,921 I got you a job. 590 00:31:19,341 --> 00:31:21,154 Mount Zion hospital in Boston. 591 00:31:22,590 --> 00:31:24,500 They have a great diagnostics department. 592 00:31:24,656 --> 00:31:26,257 Gil Christ said he'd take you anyway. 593 00:31:27,836 --> 00:31:28,878 That was... 594 00:31:29,671 --> 00:31:30,674 Very nice of you. 595 00:31:31,064 --> 00:31:33,398 God. Does everything have to be about you? 596 00:31:34,067 --> 00:31:35,128 It's simple math. 597 00:31:35,427 --> 00:31:37,557 I'm not gonna back down. You're not gonna back down. 598 00:31:37,595 --> 00:31:40,165 Cuddy's not gonna back down. No one's gonna be happy here. 599 00:31:41,262 --> 00:31:42,940 And cuddy's gonna end up pregnant. 600 00:31:43,839 --> 00:31:45,488 - What? - Doesn't matter. 601 00:31:45,809 --> 00:31:46,777 Are you saying? 602 00:31:46,813 --> 00:31:48,808 - When did you having sex ? - Starts monday. 603 00:31:49,552 --> 00:31:50,902 I could help to pack. 604 00:31:53,651 --> 00:31:54,778 I don't want the job. 605 00:31:57,412 --> 00:31:58,415 Why not? 606 00:31:58,827 --> 00:31:59,946 You're miserable. 607 00:32:00,488 --> 00:32:01,511 Apparently not. 608 00:32:02,033 --> 00:32:03,171 Well, you're gonna be. 609 00:32:06,062 --> 00:32:07,123 Are you smiling? 610 00:32:07,550 --> 00:32:08,361 No. 611 00:32:10,225 --> 00:32:12,019 Do your own stupid biopsy. 612 00:32:22,942 --> 00:32:25,257 His name's Robert Elliot. He's from Hamilton, Ohio. 613 00:32:25,350 --> 00:32:27,839 Here's everything he had in his trunk and his glove box. 614 00:32:33,193 --> 00:32:34,968 No need for the heart biopsy. 615 00:32:35,870 --> 00:32:38,452 I now know exactly who he is and what he has. 616 00:32:39,555 --> 00:32:41,388 - You saved his life. - Really? 617 00:32:41,431 --> 00:32:42,481 No, you idiot. 618 00:32:42,528 --> 00:32:44,515 It's vapor rub and lunch receipts. 619 00:32:45,156 --> 00:32:47,908 We have his name. We can find his doctor get his medical records. 620 00:32:47,938 --> 00:32:50,485 It's 8:00 at night. The biopsy will be faster. 621 00:32:51,391 --> 00:32:54,131 Not fast enough to save him, and that's hardly the point. 622 00:32:57,030 --> 00:32:58,014 Thirteen. 623 00:33:00,583 --> 00:33:01,799 Is your name thirteen? 624 00:33:04,438 --> 00:33:06,445 Why did you volunteer to go street walking? 625 00:33:06,584 --> 00:33:08,002 I thought I could help that way. 626 00:33:08,074 --> 00:33:10,234 A black mormon could help that way. 627 00:33:10,654 --> 00:33:12,583 There's no reason for you to want to be there. 628 00:33:12,979 --> 00:33:15,372 Which means there's a reason you didn't want to be here. 629 00:33:16,060 --> 00:33:17,565 Didn't want to look in the mirror? 630 00:33:28,691 --> 00:33:29,501 Hi. 631 00:33:30,100 --> 00:33:31,119 Cuddy called. 632 00:33:31,155 --> 00:33:33,219 She needs you to iron her shirts. 633 00:33:33,461 --> 00:33:34,464 We'll take over. 634 00:33:36,762 --> 00:33:37,794 Go ahead. 635 00:33:46,601 --> 00:33:47,836 Just... talk to him. 636 00:33:48,962 --> 00:33:51,424 You might feel a little tug when the catheter's in the heart. 637 00:33:51,644 --> 00:33:52,647 Come on. 638 00:33:53,168 --> 00:33:54,885 Make him feel comfortable. 639 00:33:55,390 --> 00:33:58,269 I've done this procedure dozens of times. It's completely... 640 00:33:58,288 --> 00:33:59,291 My god. 641 00:34:00,794 --> 00:34:02,993 You are incredibly hot. 642 00:34:04,430 --> 00:34:06,420 I'm not here. Deal with her. 643 00:34:06,488 --> 00:34:07,993 Are you an idiot? 644 00:34:08,870 --> 00:34:10,491 Do you not think she's hot? 645 00:34:10,534 --> 00:34:12,463 I'm not the alpha here. She is. 646 00:34:12,715 --> 00:34:13,721 She's my boss. 647 00:34:15,947 --> 00:34:17,028 The rash is back. 648 00:34:19,908 --> 00:34:20,950 Increase the drip. 649 00:34:22,903 --> 00:34:24,890 If you think that's the right thing to do. 650 00:34:25,705 --> 00:34:28,406 This is so frustrating. 651 00:34:30,001 --> 00:34:31,718 I don't think that's me. 652 00:34:38,258 --> 00:34:39,068 Hey. 653 00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:41,204 Get in there. See how he's doing. 654 00:34:41,453 --> 00:34:42,727 You were just in there. 655 00:34:42,891 --> 00:34:45,651 Apparently, It's impossible to see anything else while I'm in there. 656 00:34:45,701 --> 00:34:48,325 I'm a blinding white hot light of power. 657 00:34:49,895 --> 00:34:50,763 Got it. 658 00:34:51,365 --> 00:34:52,175 Pink. 659 00:34:52,387 --> 00:34:53,390 Good size. 660 00:34:53,984 --> 00:34:55,103 Nice specimen. 661 00:34:55,158 --> 00:34:56,219 I'm scared. 662 00:34:57,967 --> 00:34:58,971 It's okay. 663 00:34:59,701 --> 00:35:00,917 It's gonna be okay. 664 00:35:01,994 --> 00:35:02,804 No. 665 00:35:05,499 --> 00:35:06,521 No, it's not. 666 00:35:09,614 --> 00:35:11,410 I'm not interested in how he's doing. 667 00:35:11,468 --> 00:35:13,025 I'm interested in how she's doing. 668 00:35:13,047 --> 00:35:15,478 So get in there and tell me how he's doing. 669 00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:17,623 You think he'll mimic her if I'm in there with her? 670 00:35:17,930 --> 00:35:20,020 You're a powerful, dominating man, 671 00:35:20,193 --> 00:35:22,335 - but who knows? - So I'm gonna get fired before her. 672 00:35:22,392 --> 00:35:25,465 Yes, you're gonna get fired right now unless you get in there. 673 00:35:26,106 --> 00:35:27,302 Nothing on the biopsy. 674 00:35:28,123 --> 00:35:29,126 And how is he? 675 00:35:29,549 --> 00:35:31,362 - His fever's at 106. - I know. 676 00:35:32,136 --> 00:35:33,265 But how is he? 677 00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:36,696 Bitter? Sexually frustrated? 678 00:35:36,759 --> 00:35:37,782 He's delightful. 679 00:35:38,021 --> 00:35:40,140 Loves the smell of freshly baked rhubarb pie 680 00:35:40,185 --> 00:35:41,502 and isn't afraid to love. 681 00:35:41,542 --> 00:35:43,131 Also, his rash is coming back. 682 00:35:43,166 --> 00:35:44,503 He needs the meds and the tub 683 00:35:44,534 --> 00:35:46,047 just to keep him stable. 684 00:35:46,074 --> 00:35:47,423 Fine. Soak him again. 685 00:35:47,471 --> 00:35:49,054 He'll be happy. Loves hot tubs. 686 00:35:49,085 --> 00:35:50,727 No, you love hot tubs. 687 00:35:50,969 --> 00:35:53,734 Find the rest of the gang. Tell them to meet me in the lecture hall. 688 00:35:53,751 --> 00:35:55,099 I hate hot tubs. 689 00:35:56,395 --> 00:35:57,411 What did you say? 690 00:35:58,516 --> 00:36:00,666 - I hate... - He likes. 691 00:36:03,315 --> 00:36:04,464 who else was in there. 692 00:36:04,665 --> 00:36:05,682 No one. 693 00:36:06,552 --> 00:36:08,038 You didn't think to mention that. 694 00:36:08,202 --> 00:36:10,469 The guy likes warm, swirling water. 695 00:36:10,653 --> 00:36:12,284 I didn't know that was diagnostic. 696 00:36:12,315 --> 00:36:13,208 It's not. 697 00:36:14,219 --> 00:36:17,087 What it is is the water hit him, and he had a thought. 698 00:36:17,915 --> 00:36:19,498 Not about you, but about him. 699 00:36:22,408 --> 00:36:24,069 We need to splash him some more. 700 00:36:47,132 --> 00:36:48,422 Do I know you? 701 00:36:51,504 --> 00:36:52,735 You look familiar. 702 00:36:53,677 --> 00:36:54,732 You too. 703 00:36:55,782 --> 00:36:57,072 My name's Robert Elliot. 704 00:36:59,328 --> 00:37:00,853 I'm from Hamilton, Ohio. 705 00:37:02,959 --> 00:37:04,112 Me too. 706 00:37:06,500 --> 00:37:07,516 What do you do? 707 00:37:08,708 --> 00:37:10,076 Don't know... stuff. 708 00:37:10,757 --> 00:37:11,812 Me too. 709 00:37:16,417 --> 00:37:17,825 What brings you to New Jersey? 710 00:37:19,567 --> 00:37:21,150 Is it work or vacation? 711 00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:27,997 Work. 712 00:37:30,090 --> 00:37:31,340 What type of work? 713 00:37:33,973 --> 00:37:35,869 I'm tired. 714 00:37:55,363 --> 00:37:56,614 I eat out a lot. 715 00:37:57,557 --> 00:37:59,238 In a lot of restaurants. 716 00:38:02,891 --> 00:38:04,044 "Notty pine". 717 00:38:06,517 --> 00:38:07,552 "Ritchies." 718 00:38:08,511 --> 00:38:09,898 I know those places. 719 00:38:13,319 --> 00:38:14,335 They're good, uh? 720 00:38:14,887 --> 00:38:16,079 They're convenient. 721 00:38:16,741 --> 00:38:17,757 For what? 722 00:38:17,798 --> 00:38:18,932 They're on the road. 723 00:38:20,209 --> 00:38:21,471 You're on the road a lot? 724 00:38:21,918 --> 00:38:23,912 No more than you, I suppose. 725 00:38:28,942 --> 00:38:30,174 You ever use this stuff? 726 00:38:32,828 --> 00:38:34,235 I use it all the time. 727 00:38:37,808 --> 00:38:39,137 I use it all the time. 728 00:38:39,516 --> 00:38:40,981 Yeah. I just said that. 729 00:38:43,406 --> 00:38:45,497 You know, the cool thing about this stuff is... 730 00:38:46,031 --> 00:38:47,282 You can do a lot with it. 731 00:38:47,379 --> 00:38:49,862 Soften your skin, treat scrapes. 732 00:38:51,699 --> 00:38:52,754 Naughty stuff. 733 00:39:09,426 --> 00:39:10,599 Why did you do that? 734 00:39:14,162 --> 00:39:15,178 Because... 735 00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:17,786 Doesn't smell like dung. 736 00:39:21,540 --> 00:39:23,162 You're saying you like the smell? 737 00:39:24,914 --> 00:39:26,419 Not really. 738 00:39:28,012 --> 00:39:29,595 Just doesn't smell like dung. 739 00:39:31,821 --> 00:39:33,776 But something else does smell like dung. 740 00:39:34,662 --> 00:39:35,502 Yeah. 741 00:39:36,072 --> 00:39:36,893 Dung. 742 00:39:42,870 --> 00:39:43,886 You guys ready? 743 00:39:45,533 --> 00:39:46,549 Now is the time. 744 00:39:46,679 --> 00:39:48,163 You stare at me 745 00:39:48,241 --> 00:39:50,059 in slack-jawed amazement. 746 00:39:50,701 --> 00:39:52,303 He sells farm equipment. 747 00:39:53,713 --> 00:39:54,514 See? 748 00:39:55,012 --> 00:39:57,383 Pig lagoons, pig farms. 749 00:39:57,655 --> 00:39:59,303 And, as every child knows, 750 00:39:59,350 --> 00:40:01,276 where you have pigs, you have pig poo. 751 00:40:01,994 --> 00:40:04,183 But as very few children know, 752 00:40:04,208 --> 00:40:07,208 where you have pig poo, you have eperythrozoon infection. 753 00:40:07,826 --> 00:40:09,390 We'll start him on clarithromycin. 754 00:40:10,611 --> 00:40:11,862 This time tomorrow, 755 00:40:11,925 --> 00:40:13,527 he'll be back to his old self. 756 00:40:13,849 --> 00:40:15,217 Whoever that might be. 757 00:40:15,644 --> 00:40:16,836 It can wait. 758 00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:18,739 He has a temperature of 107. 759 00:40:19,189 --> 00:40:21,045 It can wait 15 minutes. 760 00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:24,110 You know where Cuddy is? 761 00:40:26,889 --> 00:40:29,019 Hi. I'm the dean of Medicine. 762 00:40:29,838 --> 00:40:30,640 Hi. 763 00:40:31,250 --> 00:40:32,969 I'm the guy who saved your life. 764 00:40:33,695 --> 00:40:35,376 So what if it's House? 765 00:40:35,604 --> 00:40:37,598 Then I take the job at Mount Zion. 766 00:40:37,713 --> 00:40:39,395 There is no job at Mount Zion. 767 00:40:39,434 --> 00:40:40,385 House said... 768 00:40:40,401 --> 00:40:42,189 Well, if House said it, it must be true. 769 00:40:42,507 --> 00:40:43,562 I can fire him. 770 00:40:43,711 --> 00:40:44,834 I can fire him now. 771 00:40:44,926 --> 00:40:47,061 I can fire him tomorrow. I don't even need a reason. 772 00:40:47,108 --> 00:40:48,945 She doesn't fire me. She never will fire me. 773 00:40:48,993 --> 00:40:50,994 - She needs me. - He's a good doctor. That's all. 774 00:40:51,035 --> 00:40:53,616 - I respect his expertise, and I... - She's hot for me. 775 00:40:53,766 --> 00:40:55,916 - Always... - Shut up! 776 00:40:57,786 --> 00:40:59,642 Well, that could have been either of us. 777 00:41:00,836 --> 00:41:03,005 You have great ya-bos. 778 00:41:07,590 --> 00:41:09,212 Still could have been either of us. 779 00:41:11,610 --> 00:41:12,626 You lose. 780 00:41:13,942 --> 00:41:14,978 Seriously! 781 00:41:15,056 --> 00:41:18,925 I have always thought my breasts were one of my best features. 782 00:41:19,448 --> 00:41:20,269 Damn. 783 00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:32,292 You all suck. 784 00:41:34,096 --> 00:41:37,653 The two of you, took 14 hours to find a car. 785 00:41:38,775 --> 00:41:42,738 You forgot to mention the guy with no memory had memories. 786 00:41:43,752 --> 00:41:46,298 If you keep on thinking that insane guys 787 00:41:46,443 --> 00:41:49,358 have hidden wisdom, you're gonna wind up shooting people on a subway. 788 00:41:52,553 --> 00:41:54,058 - Something. - So... 789 00:41:54,948 --> 00:41:56,824 Which one of us sucks the most? 790 00:41:57,457 --> 00:41:58,473 It's a tie. 791 00:41:58,570 --> 00:42:00,290 - Between? - All of you. 792 00:42:00,837 --> 00:42:02,068 We're all fired? 793 00:42:02,273 --> 00:42:03,582 None of you are fired. 794 00:42:14,770 --> 00:42:15,894 That was nice of you. 795 00:42:17,131 --> 00:42:17,932 Sure. 796 00:42:18,141 --> 00:42:19,548 Why didn't you fire anyone? 797 00:42:19,997 --> 00:42:21,385 They're good doctors. 798 00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:23,299 Right. Why didn't you let Brennan quit? 799 00:42:24,396 --> 00:42:26,273 - He's a good doctor. - Right. 800 00:42:26,712 --> 00:42:29,545 By not letting anyone go, you made six people happy, 801 00:42:29,580 --> 00:42:31,925 and one person happy and rich. 802 00:42:33,059 --> 00:42:34,994 Chase won every one of those bets. 803 00:42:35,061 --> 00:42:37,699 So, either you're just really nice, or... 804 00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:39,194 What's your cut? 805 00:42:40,564 --> 00:42:42,089 50%. 806 00:42:42,708 --> 00:42:44,392 How bad do you wanna keep your job? 807 00:42:45,233 --> 00:42:46,523 I'll keep my mouth shut. 808 00:42:51,145 --> 00:42:53,089 You actually do wanna stay, don't you? 809 00:42:54,046 --> 00:42:55,160 I think I do. 810 00:42:56,117 --> 00:42:57,680 Everyone of those idiots, 811 00:42:57,778 --> 00:43:00,186 got some insight about themselves from the pig salesman. 812 00:43:00,245 --> 00:43:02,071 Not one of them did anything about it. 813 00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:05,002 People don't learn. They don't change. But you did. 814 00:43:06,166 --> 00:43:07,300 You're a freak.