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♪ Two... two, three... ♪

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Announcer (A la Rod Serling): You're
taking a vacation from normalcy.

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The setting:
A weird, motel

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where the bed is stained
with mystery,

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and there's also some mystery
floating in the pool.

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Your key card may not open
the exercise room

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because someone smeared mystery
on the lock.

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But it will open...
The scary door.

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(Door creaks)

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Submitted for your Emmy
consideration:

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A popular senator
with unpopular ideas.

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There is no such thing
as space aliens!

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Oh?

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How can you be so sure

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them aliens ain't
already among us?

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I'll tell you how.

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Because you are one!

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(Reporters shriek, gasp)

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(Snoring)

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Hey, I was watching that!

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The saints just needed
a field goal to tie!

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Lrrr, you lazy ruler

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of the planet Omicron Persei 8!

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You said you would
conquer a planet today,

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but you have not even
shed your skin yet!

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Yes, NDND, I heard you
the first hundred times.

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I'll conquer something
tomorrow after I fuel up

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on one of your disgusting
egg-white omelets!

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You want yolks? Fine.

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Enjoy your stroke.

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(Fry imitates lasers firing)

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(Imitates explosion)

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Fry:
Ha-ha-ha! I am conquering earth.

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Not so fast, invader x!

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Here comes delivery-boy man!

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Special delivery for invader X:
Laser eye power!

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(Imitates explosion)

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Hand magnet power!

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(Buzzing)

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Yay, I'm unbuckled!

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Stop it, you hero!

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Reverse time power!

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(Makes ascending tone,
explosion sound)

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It's earlier now.

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Mmm...

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Mmm...

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So what do you think
of my comic?

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Let me put it like this:
After I leave here,

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I'm getting a memory enema.

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If I might offer some
constructive criticism...

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There was never any real peril.

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I mean, the delivery guy has,
like, 30 super powers.

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Well, that's because
he was bitten

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by a radioactive superman!

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This is wonderful!

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It is, isn't it?

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Wait, those are the ads.

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These X-ray specs will

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really take the guesswork out
of surgery.

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No more chopping
blindly in the goop.

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Don't waste your
allowance, Zoidberg.

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This stuff is
butt-grade crap.

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Amuse your friends
with real vomit.

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Throw your voice.

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Sea monkeys.

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Throw your sea monkeys.

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My disintegrator ray
really works.

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But that's you.

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That's how I know it's bunkum.

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The Farnsworth novelty
disintegrator ray is

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nothing more than a
common teleporter ray.

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Pfft! Worthless toy!

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I'm sick of being critiqued
by nitpicking nerds.

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I'm taking this
to a comic book convention!

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Shmeesh, it's crowded.

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Bender: Good thing everyone is
freshly bathed and groomed.

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Ooh!

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(Slurping)

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What are you doing?!

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That's the rare Zapp Brannigan

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with recording session blooper!

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Brannigan (Doll squeaks): don't
tell me how to do the line.

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It sickens me.

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But the sign said there was
a mint in the box.

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(Applause)

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Thank you. Okay, thanks, thanks.
Settle, settle down!

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So anyway, we're really excited

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to show you guys the pilot
for our new series.

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It's set in the year 4000,
and we call it Futurella!

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(Cell phones beeping)

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♪ Two... two... ♪

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(buzzer sounds) Wow.

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Fox has really streamlined
the process.

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Matt will now take questions.

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But please,
only about Futurella,

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not the Simpsons.

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Yes? The robot standing on
the small child over there?

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Ooh! Ooh!
Yeah, uh, when are you going

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to make a second Simpsons movie?

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Oh!

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Mr. Aragonés, I'm a big
fan of your cartoons

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and your moustache.

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You want it? Take it!

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It's brought me nothing
but misery.

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Wow, thanks.

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Ay-yi-yi!

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If you could just quiet down,

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I wanted to get your opinion
of my comic book.

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Señor, anyone who still writes
comics is a hero to me.

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Mmm, it stinks.

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But, um, I do like the tiny
doodles in the margins.

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That's just some relish
from a hot dog I found.

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Man (Over P.A.):
Attention, lady and gentlemen,

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the costume contest
is about to begin.

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The costume contest.

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The costume contest...!

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(All cheering)

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What the hell are you
supposed to be?

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Every nerd's fantasy, baby.

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Next up, contestant number 36!

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(Applause)

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Contestant 36, everyone!

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Next up, contestant 37.

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(Loud bang)

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(All gasping)

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(Low volume): I am Lrrr,
ruler of the planet...

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Hold on a second,
let me just get this.

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(P.A. Squeals)

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(Loud volume):
(Clears throat) I am Lrrr,

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ruler of the planet Omicron
Persei 8.

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You are hereby conquered!

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Please line up in order

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of how much beryllium it takes
to kill you!

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Damn, that's a good costume.

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Next up, contestant 38!

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I don't understand.

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Why are the humans still
eating their soft pretzels

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instead of surrendering?

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They're probably just waiting
for Joss Whedon.

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Joss Whedon's here?!

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Wait a minute.
You look familiar.

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Yeah, you almost ate me once.

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I was in your mouth
for five minutes.

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Leela?

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And the winner is...

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Nerdgasma!

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(Cheering and applause)

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Whoo!
I got fruit boobs!

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(Sighs) What's the use?

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(Sighs) Now what?

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I send you out to
conquer a planet,

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and all you bring back
is J.J. Abrams' face?

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I thought you'd like it.

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You haven't even tried it on!

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I might dress up in a face

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if you ever took me
anywhere nice!

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Oh, boy, here we go.

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I built this castle
with my own two slaves!

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What are you gonna do,
kick me out?

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(Doorbell rings)

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I am Lrrr, ruler of the planet
Omicron Persei 8!

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May I crash on your couch?

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So he just showed up
unannounced,

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raided the liquor cabinet,

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sprayed urine on the ceiling,
and passed out?

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And the walls.

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Yeah, leave me alone!

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My wife hates me and planetary
conquest has become a chore.

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There, there.

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You're just having
a midlife crisis.

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Midlife crisis, eh?

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Lrrr demands the comfort of
pop-psychological platitudes!

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Look, Hoss,
your wife threw you out.

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That's your license
to be a jerk.

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Do whatever the hell you want,

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then walk away
and light a cigar.

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Don't listen to him, Lrrr.

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Bender may seem happy...

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(Bender laughs)

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But long-term,

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you need to reinvest in
your relationship with NDND.

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Yes, it's clear what I must do.

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(Engine revving)

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I like it.

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(Electrical crackling)

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I'm thinking we need

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to downplay those
hideous growths on your head.

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Horns are a sign of virility.

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Also, they house my testes.

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I'm thinking horn extensions.

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♪ ♪

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You need some arm candy.

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It's the perfect accessory

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for out-of-shape middle-aged
creeps like you.

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Yeah, I said it!

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What's your type, Borgnine?

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Big and angry.

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Look, Brah,
you're just not gonna find

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a lot of hot, gigantic
Omicronian babes

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in this solar system.

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There's one!

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Hey, cool cape.

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Where'd you get that?

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What, this old thing?

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Ah, I murdered my father.

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My name's Lrrr, ruler
of the planet Omicron Persei 8.

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I am called grrl.

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Of the planet Omicron Persei 8?

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That is a pretty name!

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(Electronic static)

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What's on the TV tonight?

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Oh, wait, I don't care
'cause I got a date!

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I know it's not what
you want to hear,

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but I think this is a mistake.

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Leela's right.

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That's not what
you want to hear.

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What you want to hear is
that I fixed my comic book!

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Now the hero is more relatable

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because he has no ridiculous
powers.

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Let's watch, shall we?

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One more step

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and little miss constructive
criticism here gets it!

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Oh, yeah?

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I may be just a simple delivery
boy with no super powers,

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so there's nothing I can do.

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Okay. (Zapping)

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(Sobbing)

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So? Give me
your honest praise.

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Fry, I've now seen
two comic books,

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so listen to me.

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Why should I care about the hero
when all he does is cry?

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(Crying)

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Mmm, that dinner
was a worthy foe.

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Yes, we shall not see
its like again.

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So, um...

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(Grrl moaning)

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Uh, uh...

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Um, I'm sorry.

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I-I haven't done this
for a while.

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I just part-way out
of a bad relationship.

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Maybe I should take this off.

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(Zapping sound)

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(Gasps) You're a human?!

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Only physically!

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I'm a cross-species dresser.

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Wait. You're
an actual Omicronian?

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Oh, God, oh, God,
what have I done?

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This is so hot!

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Conquer me, Lrrr!

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Sharpen your horns on
my scaly thorax!

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(Lrrr screams)

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(Sobbing)

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I want to go home,

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but NDND would never
take me back now.

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NDND just wants
what every she-beast wants:

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To feel like you're listening
to her nagging.

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Is there anything she's
been riding your ass about?

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Mmm... conquering things,
I guess.

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I could conquer earth,
kill all humans.

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That's a thought.

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No. We don't need
a war of the worlds.

262
00:11:27,252 --> 00:11:29,586
That's it. We need a
war of the worlds.

263
00:11:29,654 --> 00:11:31,655
I'll call Orson Welles.

264
00:11:31,723 --> 00:11:34,658
Dork calling Orson.
Dork calling Orson.

265
00:11:37,629 --> 00:11:39,029
You're asking me,

266
00:11:39,097 --> 00:11:41,765
the renowned spokesman
for Paul Masson wine,

267
00:11:41,833 --> 00:11:45,502
to recreate my brilliant
1938 radio broadcast

268
00:11:45,570 --> 00:11:47,037
merely to deceive and impress

269
00:11:47,105 --> 00:11:48,872
the wife of this
skinny reptile?

270
00:11:48,940 --> 00:11:50,741
Sorry. Never mind.

271
00:11:50,808 --> 00:11:51,975
I'll do it for free.

272
00:11:54,379 --> 00:11:57,014
Ladies and gentlemen,
we interrupt our program

273
00:11:57,081 --> 00:11:58,782
of the Jonas brothers
and their orchestra

274
00:11:58,850 --> 00:12:00,584
to bring you a special bulletin.

275
00:12:03,354 --> 00:12:06,123
We interrupt our program
of the Jonas brothers

276
00:12:06,191 --> 00:12:09,626
and their orchestra
to bring you a special bulletin.

277
00:12:09,694 --> 00:12:12,062
I'm speaking to you
from the hickory farms

278
00:12:12,130 --> 00:12:13,664
in Grover's mall, new Jersey,

279
00:12:13,731 --> 00:12:15,532
through a mouthful
of summer sausage.

280
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,834
Mmm. Where I hardly know
where to begin.

281
00:12:17,902 --> 00:12:19,069
Mmm!

282
00:12:19,137 --> 00:12:20,837
A huge spacecraft,

283
00:12:20,905 --> 00:12:22,973
piloted by a devastatingly
handsome...

284
00:12:23,041 --> 00:12:26,777
Now, how in God's name do I
know what the fellow looks like

285
00:12:26,844 --> 00:12:28,979
if he's inside a ship
miles in the air?

286
00:12:29,047 --> 00:12:30,614
It's just foolish on its face.

287
00:12:30,682 --> 00:12:32,049
Fry: If you want
the cheese log,

288
00:12:32,116 --> 00:12:33,417
you'll read what I wrote.

289
00:12:33,484 --> 00:12:35,686
Very well. I shall comply.

290
00:12:35,753 --> 00:12:37,120
(Small explosion booming)

291
00:12:37,188 --> 00:12:38,889
Welles:
I'm getting reports that cities

292
00:12:38,957 --> 00:12:42,059
across the globe are being
destroyed by this noble invader,

293
00:12:42,126 --> 00:12:44,094
whose good looks
are apparently discernible

294
00:12:44,162 --> 00:12:47,364
across vast distances
and through solid metal.

295
00:12:47,432 --> 00:12:49,066
But wait,
the leader of the attack

296
00:12:49,133 --> 00:12:50,801
is swaggering out of his ship

297
00:12:50,868 --> 00:12:53,937
and up to a convenient
nearby microphone.

298
00:12:54,005 --> 00:12:55,739
Now, why couldn't I have just

299
00:12:55,807 --> 00:12:57,307
described his appearance
at this point?

300
00:12:57,375 --> 00:12:59,710
This is the type of thing
I'm talking about.

301
00:12:59,777 --> 00:13:04,147
People of earth, I am Lrrr,
conqueror of your planet.

302
00:13:04,215 --> 00:13:05,549
(Whispering):
Cue screams.

303
00:13:05,617 --> 00:13:07,017
(All screaming)

304
00:13:07,085 --> 00:13:09,486
You will now remove your skulls

305
00:13:09,554 --> 00:13:12,089
and play dodgeball with them
for my amusement.

306
00:13:12,156 --> 00:13:15,959
Ooh... I could swear his horns
have gotten longer.

307
00:13:17,161 --> 00:13:19,596
(Electronic warbling)

308
00:13:19,664 --> 00:13:22,032
Sir, I've intercepted
an earth broadcast.

309
00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:24,568
Put it up on the zenith.

310
00:13:24,636 --> 00:13:26,637
(Blasting,
explosion sound effects)

311
00:13:26,704 --> 00:13:28,238
Welles:
Earth is conquered,

312
00:13:28,306 --> 00:13:31,074
the destruction
of civilization complete.

313
00:13:31,142 --> 00:13:34,611
Now stay tuned
for little orphan Annie.

314
00:13:34,679 --> 00:13:36,413
To hell with
little orphan Annie!

315
00:13:36,481 --> 00:13:38,515
We've got to do something.

316
00:13:38,583 --> 00:13:39,750
Lrrr:
What's that, honey?

317
00:13:39,817 --> 00:13:41,084
How many dead?

318
00:13:41,152 --> 00:13:43,620
Uh, I don't know.
Uh, 80 million?

319
00:13:43,688 --> 00:13:46,089
Okay. I love you, too.

320
00:13:46,157 --> 00:13:47,591
That was NDND.

321
00:13:47,659 --> 00:13:48,825
She's taking me back!

322
00:13:48,893 --> 00:13:50,627
(All cheering)

323
00:13:50,695 --> 00:13:52,629
I'm sorry I've been
so difficult.

324
00:14:02,940 --> 00:14:06,543
So, you thought you could
conquer us so easily, eh?

325
00:14:06,611 --> 00:14:07,744
Nice job.

326
00:14:07,812 --> 00:14:09,713
We surrender.

327
00:14:09,781 --> 00:14:11,715
Earth is yours.

328
00:14:11,783 --> 00:14:13,750
(Chuckling)

329
00:14:13,818 --> 00:14:15,118
Damn, I'm good.

330
00:14:15,186 --> 00:14:17,387
Now, may I please have
that cheese log?

331
00:14:20,392 --> 00:14:22,226
Oh, glorious conqueror,

332
00:14:22,294 --> 00:14:24,095
permit me to offer up
a sacrifice.

333
00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:25,963
How about this?

334
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:28,266
Hey!

335
00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:30,368
Yeah, he'll do.

336
00:14:30,435 --> 00:14:32,370
Come on, Lrrr.
Show's over.

337
00:14:32,437 --> 00:14:33,804
Fine. Okay.

338
00:14:33,872 --> 00:14:35,540
About this conquering thing...

339
00:14:35,607 --> 00:14:37,308
(Chuckles) Funny story...

340
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:38,676
(Rumbling)

341
00:14:43,815 --> 00:14:46,050
Hello...

342
00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:48,586
(Purring):
Lrrr.

343
00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:51,122
Lrrr, put a stop
to this right now.

344
00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:52,990
Okay. Okay. Quit nagging.

345
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:55,326
Lrrr, why are you
yelling softly

346
00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:56,727
with the
purple-furred one?

347
00:14:56,795 --> 00:14:58,930
Uh, it's nothing, my queen.

348
00:15:00,465 --> 00:15:02,099
He messed up my hair.

349
00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:03,801
I'm missing a leg.

350
00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:05,269
We fought like hell, sir,

351
00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:06,771
but in the end, we caved

352
00:15:06,838 --> 00:15:08,806
like a house of soufflé cards.

353
00:15:08,874 --> 00:15:10,775
Got it. Peace with honor.

354
00:15:10,842 --> 00:15:12,076
Well, I resign again.

355
00:15:12,144 --> 00:15:13,377
Come, Nixon.

356
00:15:13,445 --> 00:15:15,479
Introduce me to
the kitchen staff.

357
00:15:15,547 --> 00:15:19,517
I must lay down the law
about Lrrr's low-sodium diet.

358
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,252
You've got
to tell her the truth.

359
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,154
And lay off the salted peanuts.

360
00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:25,856
I'm just trying to get the
leg taste out of my mouth.

361
00:15:25,924 --> 00:15:30,127
Lrrr, I'm in here now,
not out there!

362
00:15:30,195 --> 00:15:31,529
Give me a little time.

363
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,931
With a lady like NDND,
one must use finesse.

364
00:15:33,999 --> 00:15:36,133
Uh, coming, gigantums.

365
00:15:39,371 --> 00:15:41,072
(Whip cracks)

366
00:15:41,139 --> 00:15:42,873
(Power tools buzzing
and whirring)

367
00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:06,998
Mmm. That's crisp.

368
00:16:07,065 --> 00:16:09,300
Yes, but no more so than your

369
00:16:09,368 --> 00:16:11,769
squamous dorsal plates
in the moonlight.

370
00:16:11,837 --> 00:16:13,504
Ooh...

371
00:16:13,572 --> 00:16:16,040
I am experiencing arousal.

372
00:16:16,108 --> 00:16:17,708
My organs are moving
into position.

373
00:16:17,776 --> 00:16:18,909
Ooh.

374
00:16:18,977 --> 00:16:21,345
(Both moaning and giggling)

375
00:16:27,586 --> 00:16:30,421
NDND, there's something
I've got to tell you.

376
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,757
What is it? Is
there someone else?

377
00:16:32,824 --> 00:16:36,360
What? Oh, no, no, it's about
this takeover of earth.

378
00:16:36,428 --> 00:16:38,162
It's, it's...

379
00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:40,965
The spark that
reignited our marriage?

380
00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:42,266
Yes, exactly.

381
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,001
Good night.

382
00:16:44,069 --> 00:16:45,269
(Snoring)

383
00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:54,478
(Sobbing)

384
00:16:54,546 --> 00:16:56,947
Oh, lord, now what?

385
00:16:57,015 --> 00:16:59,150
I couldn't tell her the truth.

386
00:16:59,217 --> 00:17:01,118
Look, you scaly crybaby,

387
00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:03,387
you do what I say
and you do it now!

388
00:17:03,455 --> 00:17:05,856
I knew it!

389
00:17:05,924 --> 00:17:09,960
Frying pans,
cast-iron frying pans.

390
00:17:10,028 --> 00:17:11,395
It's not what it looks like.

391
00:17:11,463 --> 00:17:12,997
What do I do?

392
00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:15,132
Do what I say.
Tell her!

393
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,300
Tell me what?

394
00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:18,302
Give me the heavy one.

395
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:19,737
(Sighs)

396
00:17:19,805 --> 00:17:20,938
The invasion was all a fake.

397
00:17:21,006 --> 00:17:22,940
I just wanted to impress you.

398
00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:24,275
You lied?

399
00:17:24,343 --> 00:17:26,243
What else have you
been hiding from me?

400
00:17:29,281 --> 00:17:31,449
What else?
Nothing else.

401
00:17:31,516 --> 00:17:32,416
I still want you, Lrrr,

402
00:17:33,459 --> 00:17:35,427
ng to fight for you.

403
00:17:35,495 --> 00:17:38,397
All I got left is a
colander and a pie pan.

404
00:17:38,464 --> 00:17:40,932
Lrrr?

405
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,001
(Chuckles nervously)
Look, we only had one date.

406
00:17:43,069 --> 00:17:44,503
I barely mated with her.

407
00:17:44,570 --> 00:17:46,004
Whatever.

408
00:17:46,072 --> 00:17:47,072
I harbor no resentment
against her.

409
00:17:50,143 --> 00:17:51,576
What I want to know is

410
00:17:51,644 --> 00:17:53,945
what is up between you
and bossy boots here.

411
00:17:54,013 --> 00:17:55,147
Her?

412
00:17:55,214 --> 00:17:56,748
She's just a bossy friend.

413
00:17:56,816 --> 00:17:58,316
Exactly.

414
00:17:58,384 --> 00:18:00,352
She nagged you, tormented you,
and pushed you around.

415
00:18:00,420 --> 00:18:02,020
That is my job!

416
00:18:02,088 --> 00:18:03,822
This must be settled.

417
00:18:03,890 --> 00:18:06,425
I demand the ancient ritual of

418
00:18:06,492 --> 00:18:08,727
rrmmr-Mr-fr-mrh
or consequences.

419
00:18:10,062 --> 00:18:12,631
Fry:
Rrmmr-Mr-fr-mrh or what?

420
00:18:22,541 --> 00:18:24,575
Let the ritual begin.

421
00:18:24,643 --> 00:18:26,711
The rules are the same
as in the home version:

422
00:18:26,778 --> 00:18:30,081
Lrrr must simply choose
between myself and Leela.

423
00:18:30,149 --> 00:18:31,816
Fine, hurry up.

424
00:18:31,884 --> 00:18:33,217
By shooting the one he rejects.

425
00:18:34,962 --> 00:18:36,029
(All gasp) Whoa!

426
00:18:36,096 --> 00:18:37,897
Lrrr, I'm getting angry.

427
00:18:37,965 --> 00:18:39,165
Don't you go through with this.

428
00:18:39,233 --> 00:18:40,967
She is not the boss of you.

429
00:18:41,035 --> 00:18:42,869
I am the boss of you.

430
00:18:44,371 --> 00:18:46,873
(Stammering):
Uh, um, oh.

431
00:18:46,941 --> 00:18:48,708
Leela's going to die.

432
00:18:48,776 --> 00:18:50,743
What would delivery-boy man do?

433
00:18:50,811 --> 00:18:53,346
(Sobbing)

434
00:18:56,784 --> 00:18:59,986
I-I do not want
to shoot anybody.

435
00:19:00,054 --> 00:19:01,588
You never want to do anything!

436
00:19:01,655 --> 00:19:03,056
Oh, nag, nag, nag.

437
00:19:03,123 --> 00:19:05,758
You want me to stop
nagging? Then shoot me.

438
00:19:05,826 --> 00:19:07,193
Oh, you'd like that,
wouldn't you?

439
00:19:07,261 --> 00:19:09,596
Beats staring
at your fat ass on the couch.

440
00:19:09,663 --> 00:19:11,297
Oh, yeah?
I'll show you.

441
00:19:13,701 --> 00:19:15,935
Ray-blocking power.

442
00:19:16,003 --> 00:19:18,037
(Gasps)

443
00:19:19,807 --> 00:19:21,074
(All gasp)

444
00:19:24,979 --> 00:19:26,112
Fry.

445
00:19:26,180 --> 00:19:28,915
(Sobbing)

446
00:19:28,983 --> 00:19:31,217
Lrrr, you were willing to
shoot that bossy temptress.

447
00:19:31,285 --> 00:19:35,388
You really do value my
nagging above all others.

448
00:19:42,229 --> 00:19:45,631
Good night, dumb prince.

449
00:19:45,699 --> 00:19:47,600
Come back, Lrrr!

450
00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:50,035
I want to have your popplers!

451
00:19:50,103 --> 00:19:52,404
There'll never be
anyone but you!

452
00:19:52,472 --> 00:19:54,540
Hello.

453
00:19:54,608 --> 00:19:55,941
Of course I'll marry you.

454
00:19:56,009 --> 00:19:58,110
Wait, what the shmell happened?

455
00:19:58,178 --> 00:20:01,647
I thought NDND disintegrated
you with this ray gun.

456
00:20:01,715 --> 00:20:03,149
Pfft, it's just
a cheap teleporter.

457
00:20:03,216 --> 00:20:05,451
I bought it out of the back
of a comic book.

458
00:20:05,519 --> 00:20:06,652
Cha-Ching!

459
00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:07,820
The teleporter gun?

460
00:20:07,888 --> 00:20:09,922
That means Fry might still be...

461
00:20:09,990 --> 00:20:12,658
Fry?
Fry?

462
00:20:12,726 --> 00:20:13,826
Is this him?

463
00:20:13,894 --> 00:20:15,060
(All cheering)

464
00:20:15,128 --> 00:20:16,996
Fry, you're alive.

465
00:20:17,063 --> 00:20:18,631
Not only that.

466
00:20:18,698 --> 00:20:21,901
I now know exactly
how to end my comic book.

467
00:20:21,968 --> 00:20:23,602
Let's watch.

468
00:20:23,670 --> 00:20:25,504
Say good-bye
to your forehead

469
00:20:25,572 --> 00:20:27,573
'cause I'm going
to shoot you in it.

470
00:20:27,641 --> 00:20:30,142
Not if I leap
in front of your death ray,

471
00:20:30,210 --> 00:20:32,011
and I am going to do that.

472
00:20:32,078 --> 00:20:33,879
Jumping sound!

473
00:20:33,947 --> 00:20:35,247
I didn't shoot yet.

474
00:20:35,315 --> 00:20:39,118
As usual,
your delivery arrived too soon.

475
00:20:39,186 --> 00:20:40,986
(Groans)

476
00:20:41,054 --> 00:20:45,791
Oh, delivery-boy man,
you saved me by random chance.

477
00:20:45,859 --> 00:20:47,827
Don't thank random chance.

478
00:20:47,894 --> 00:20:51,931
Thank my meteor-wishing power
with your lips.

479
00:20:51,998 --> 00:20:55,034
Mmm...

480
00:20:55,101 --> 00:20:58,304
Good ending...
not great.

481
00:20:58,371 --> 00:21:01,472
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