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You're taking a vacation
from normalcy.
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The setting, a weird motel
where the bed is stained with mystery,
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and there's also
some mystery floating in the pool.
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Your key card
may not open the exercise room
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because someone smeared mystery
on the lock.
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But it will open the Scary Door.
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Submitted for your Emmy consideration,
a popular senator with unpopular ideas.
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There is no such thing as space aliens!
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Oh! How can you be so sure
them aliens ain't already among us?
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I'll tell you how!
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Because you are one!
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Hey, I was watching that!
The Saints just needed a field goal to tie!
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Lrrr, you lazy ruler
of the planet Omicron Persei 8!
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You said you would conquer a planet today,
but you have not even shed your skin yet.
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Yes, Ndnd.
I heard you the first hundred times.
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I'll conquer something tomorrow
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after I fuel up on
one of your disgusting egg-white omelets.
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You want yolks? Fine! Enjoy your stroke.
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I am conquering Erth!
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Not so fast, Invader X!
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Here comes Delivery-Boy Man!
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Special deliver for Invader X!
Laser eye power!
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Hand magnet power!
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Yay! I'm unbuckled!
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Stop it, you hero!
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Reverse-time power!
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It's earlier now.
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So? What do you think of my comic?
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Let me put it like this.
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After I leave here,
I'm getting a memory enema.
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If I might offer some constructive criticism,
there was never any real peril.
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I mean, the delivery guy
has, like, 30 superpowers.
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Well, that's because he was bitten
by a radioactive superman!
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- This is wonderful!
- It is, isn't it?
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Wait, those are the ads.
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These X-ray specs will really
take the guesswork out of surgery.
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No more chopping blindly in the goop.
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Don't waste your allowance, Zoidberg.
This stuff is butt-grade crap.
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Amuse your friends with real vomit!
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Throw your voice!
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Sea monkeys!
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Throw your sea monkeys!
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My disintegrator ray really works!
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- But that's you.
- That's how I know it's bunkum.
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The Farnsworth Novelty Disintegrator Ray
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is nothing more
than a common teleporter ray.
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Worthless toy!
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I'm sick of being critiqued
by nitpicking nerds.
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I'm taking this
to a comic book convention!
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It's crowded!
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Good thing everyone
is freshly bathed and groomed.
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Oooh!
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What are you doing?
That's the rare Zapp Brannigan
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with recording session blooper!
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Don't tell me how to do the line.
It sickens me.
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But the sign said
there was a mint in the box.
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Thank you so... Okay, thanks. Thanks so...
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Settle down!
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So, anyway, we're really excited to show
you guys the pilot for our new series.
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It's set in the year 4000,
and we call it Futurella!
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Wow.
Fox has really streamlined the process.
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Matt will now take questions.
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But please, only about Futurella,
not The Simpsons.
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Yes? The robot standing
on the small child over there?
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Yeah, when are you going to
make a second Simpsons movie?
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Mr. Aragonés, I'm a big fan of your cartoons
and your mustache.
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You want it? Take it.
It's brought me nothing but misery.
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Wow. Thanks!
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If you could just quiet down, I wanted
to get your opinion of my comic book.
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Señor, anyone who
still writes comics is a hero to me.
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Mmm. It stinks.
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But, um, I do like
the tiny doodles in the margins.
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Oh, that's just some relish
from a hot dog I found.
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Attention, ladies and gentleboys,
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the costume contest is about to begin.
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The costume contest!
The costume contest!
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Yeah! Devo!
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What the hell are you supposed to be?
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Every nerd's fantasy, baby.
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Next up, contestant number 36!
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Contestant 36, everyone!
Next up, contestant...
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I am Lrrr, ruler of the planet...
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Hold on a second, let me just get this.
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I am Lrrr,
ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8.
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You are hereby conquered! Please line up
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in order of how much
beryllium it takes to kill you!
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Damn, that's a good costume.
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Next up, contestant 38!
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I don't understand.
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Why are the humans still eating their
soft pretzels instead of surrendering?
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They're probably just waiting
for Joss Whedon.
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Joss Whedon's here?
Wait a minute. You look familiar.
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Yeah, you almost ate me once.
I was in your mouth for five minutes.
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Leela?
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And the winner is
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Nerdgasma!
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Whoo! I got fruit boobs!
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What's the use?
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Now what?
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I send you out to conquer a planet,
and all you bring back is J.J. Abrams' face?
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I thought you'd like it.
You haven't even tried it on.
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I might dress up in a face
if you ever took me anywhere nice!
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Oh, boy, here we go.
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I built this castle with my own two slaves!
What are you gonna do, kick me out?
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I am Lrrr,
ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8!
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May I crash on your couch?
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So he just showed up unannounced,
raided the liquor cabinet,
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sprayed urine on the ceiling
and passed out?
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And the walls.
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Leave me alone.
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My wife hates me and
planetary conquest has become a chore.
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There, there.
You're just having a midlife crisis.
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Midlife crisis, eh?
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Lrrr demands the comfort
of pop-psychological platitudes!
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Look, hoss, your wife threw you out.
That's your license to be a jerk.
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Do whatever the hell you want,
then walk away and light a cigar.
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Don't listen to him, Lrrr.
Bender may seem happy
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But long-term, you need to reinvest
in your relationship with Ndnd.
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Yes, it's clear what I must do.
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I like it.
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I'm thinking we need to downplay
those hideous growths on your head.
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Horns are a sign of virility.
Also, they house my testes.
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I'm thinking horn extensions.
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You need some arm candy.
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It's the perfect accessory for
out-of-shape middle-aged creeps like you.
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Yeah, I said it!
What's your type, Borgnine?
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Big and angry.
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Look, brah, you're just not gonna find
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a lot of hot, gigantic Omicronian babes
in this solar system.
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There's one!
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- Hey, cool cape. Where'd you get that?
- What, this old thing?
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I murdered my father.
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My name's Lrrr,
ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8.
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- I am called Grrl.
- Of the planet Omicron Persei 8?
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That is a pretty name!
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What's on the TV tonight?
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Oh, wait! I don't care, because I got a date!
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I know it's not what you want to hear,
but I think this is a mistake.
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Leela's right.
That's not what you want to hear.
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What you want to hear
is that I fixed my comic book.
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Now the hero is more relatable
because he has no ridiculous powers.
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Let's watch, shall we?
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One more step
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and little Miss Constructive Criticism here
gets it!
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Oh, yeah? I may be just a simple
delivery boy with no superpowers,
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so there's nothing I can do.
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Okay.
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So? Give me your honest praise.
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Fry, I've now seen two comic books,
so listen to me.
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Why should I care about the hero
when all he does is cry?
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Hmm. That dinner was a worthy foe.
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Yes, we shall not see its like again.
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So, um...
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Um, I'm sorry.
I haven't done this for a while.
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I just got partway out of a bad relationship.
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Maybe I should take this off.
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- You're a human?
- Only physically.
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I'm a cross-species dresser.
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Wait, you're an actual Omicronian?
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Oh, God. Oh, God, what have I done?
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This is so hot! Conquer me, Lrrr!
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Sharpen your horns on my scaly thorax!
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I want to go home!
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But Ndnd would never take me back now.
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Ndnd just wants
what every she-beast wants,
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to feel like you're listening to her nagging.
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Is there anything
she's been riding your ass about?
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Conquering things, I guess.
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I could conquer Earth, kill all humans.
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- That's a thought.
- No!
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We don't need a war of the worlds.
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That's it! We need a war of the worlds!
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I'll call Orson Welles.
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Dork calling Orson! Dork calling Orson!
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You're asking me,
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the renowned spokesman
for Paul Masson wine,
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to recreate my brilliant
1938 radio broadcast
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merely to deceive
and impress the wife of this skinny reptile?
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- Sorry. Never mind.
- I'll do it for free.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
we interrupt our program
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of The Jonas Brothers and their orchestra
to bring you a special bulletin.
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We interrupt our program
of The Jonas brothers and their orchestra
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to bring you a special bulletin.
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I'm speaking to you from the hickory farms
in Grover's Mall, New Jersey,
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through a mouthful of summer sausage,
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mmm, where I hardly know
where to begin. Mmm!
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A huge spacecraft,
piloted by a devastatingly handsome...
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Now, how in God's name
do I know what the fellow looks like
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if he's inside a ship miles in the air?
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It's just foolish on its face.
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If you want the cheese log,
you'll read what I wrote.
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Very well. I shall comply.
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I'm getting reports
that cities across the globe
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are being destroyed by this noble invader,
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whose good looks are apparently
discernible across vast distances
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and through solid metal.
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But wait, the leader of the attack
is swaggering out of his ship
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and up to a convenient nearby microphone.
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Now, why couldn't I have
just described his appearance at this point?
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This is the type of thing I'm talking about.
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People of Earth, I am Lrrr,
conqueror of your planet.
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Cue screams.
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You will now remove your skulls
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and play dodgeball with them
for my amusement!
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Ooh! I could swear
his horns have gotten longer!
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Sir, I've intercepted an Earth broadcast.
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Put it up on the Zenith.
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Oh, God!
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Earth is conquered,
the destruction of civilization complete.
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Now stay tuned for Little Orphan Annie.
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To hell with Little Orphan Annie!
We've got to do something.
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What's that, honey? How many dead?
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I don't know, 80 million?
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Okay. I love you, too.
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That was Ndnd. She's taking me back!
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I'm sorry I've been so difficult.
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So, you thought you could
conquer us so easily, eh?
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Nice job. We surrender.
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Earth is yours.
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Damn, I'm good.
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Now, may I please have that cheese log?
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O glorious conqueror,
permit me to offer up a sacrifice.
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How about this?
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Hey!
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- Yeah, he'll do.
- Come on, Lrrr. Show's over.
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Fine, okay.
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About this conquering thing,
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Funny story...
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Hello, Lrrr.
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Lrrr! Put a stop to this right now!
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Okay! Okay! Quit nagging!
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Lrrr, why are you yelling softly
with the purple-furred one?
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Uh, it's nothing, my queen.
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- He messed up my hair.
- I'm missing a leg!
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We fought like hell, sir,
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but in the end,
we caved like a house of soufflé cards.
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Got it. Peace with honor.
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Well, I resign again.
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Come, Nixon.
Introduce me to the kitchen staff.
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I must lay down the law
about Lrrr's low-sodium diet.
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You've got to tell her the truth.
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And lay off the salted peanuts!
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I'm just trying
to get the leg taste out of my mouth.
244
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Lrrr! I'm in here now, not out there!
245
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Give me a little time. With a lady like Ndnd,
one must use finesse.
246
00:15:39,581 --> 00:15:41,674
Coming, gigantums!
247
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Mmm. That's crisp.
248
00:16:12,479 --> 00:16:16,939
Yes, but no more so than your
squamous dorsal plates in the moonlight.
249
00:16:19,052 --> 00:16:23,682
I am experiencing arousal.
My organs are moving into position.
250
00:16:33,466 --> 00:16:36,094
Ndnd, there's something I've got to tell you.
251
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What is it? Is there someone else?
252
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What?
No, no, it's about this takeover of Earth.
253
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- It's... It's...
- The spark that reignited our marriage?
254
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Yes! Exactly. Good night.
255
00:17:00,425 --> 00:17:02,325
Oh, lord. Now what?
256
00:17:02,427 --> 00:17:04,418
I couldn't tell her the truth.
257
00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:08,891
Look, you scaly crybaby,
you do what I say and you do it now!
258
00:17:08,999 --> 00:17:10,523
I knew it!
259
00:17:11,969 --> 00:17:15,234
Frying pans! Cast-iron frying pans!
260
00:17:15,572 --> 00:17:17,005
It's not what it looks like!
261
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- What do I do?
- Do what I say.
262
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- Tell her!
- Tell me what?
263
00:17:22,045 --> 00:17:23,444
Give me the heavy one.
264
00:17:23,947 --> 00:17:28,349
The invasion was all a fake.
I just wanted to impress you.
265
00:17:28,451 --> 00:17:31,682
You lied?
What else have you been hiding from me?
266
00:17:34,624 --> 00:17:36,751
What else? Nothing else.
267
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:40,789
I still want you, Lrrr,
and I'm willing to fight for you.
268
00:17:41,230 --> 00:17:43,630
All I got left is a colander and a pie pan.
269
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Lrrr?
270
00:17:46,269 --> 00:17:50,034
Look, we only had one date.
I barely mated with her.
271
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Whatever.
I harbor no resentment against her.
272
00:17:55,644 --> 00:17:59,375
What I want to know is what is up
between you and Bossy Boots here.
273
00:17:59,481 --> 00:18:03,212
- Her? She's just a bossy friend.
- Exactly!
274
00:18:03,318 --> 00:18:05,912
She nagged you, tormented you
and pushed you around.
275
00:18:06,021 --> 00:18:07,715
That is my job!
276
00:18:07,855 --> 00:18:09,186
This must be settled.
277
00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:14,290
I demand the ancient ritual
of Rrrmrrrmrrrfrrrmrrr or Consequences!
278
00:18:16,230 --> 00:18:17,959
Rrrmrrrmrrrfrrrmrrr or what?
279
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Let the ritual begin!
280
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,569
The rules are the same
as in the home version.
281
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:34,943
Lrrr must simply choose
between myself and Leela...
282
00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:36,713
Fine. Hurry up.
283
00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:38,750
...by shooting the one he rejects.
284
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:42,785
Lrrr, I'm getting angry.
285
00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:44,220
Don't you go through with this.
286
00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:47,555
She is not the boss of you!
I am the boss of you!
287
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,395
Um... Oh...
288
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:55,255
Leela's going to die!
What would Delivery-Boy Man do?
289
00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:04,508
I do not want to shoot anybody.
290
00:19:04,943 --> 00:19:07,969
- You never want to do anything!
- Oh, nag, nag, nag.
291
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,604
You want me to stop nagging?
Then shoot me!
292
00:19:10,715 --> 00:19:14,310
- Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?
- Beats staring at your fat ass on the couch!
293
00:19:14,418 --> 00:19:16,079
Oh, yeah? I'll show you!
294
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Ray-blocking power!
295
00:19:29,933 --> 00:19:31,025
Fry!
296
00:19:33,703 --> 00:19:36,831
Lrrr! You were willing to
shoot that bossy temptress!
297
00:19:36,940 --> 00:19:40,034
You really do
value my nagging above all others!
298
00:19:47,717 --> 00:19:50,276
Good night, dumb prince.
299
00:19:50,819 --> 00:19:52,548
Come back, Lrrr!
300
00:19:52,655 --> 00:19:54,714
I want to have your popplers!
301
00:19:55,157 --> 00:19:57,057
There'll never be anyone but you!
302
00:19:58,494 --> 00:20:00,894
- Hello.
- Of course I'll marry you.
303
00:20:00,996 --> 00:20:03,055
Wait, what the shmell happened?
304
00:20:03,165 --> 00:20:06,100
I thought Ndnd disintegrated you
with this ray gun.
305
00:20:06,468 --> 00:20:10,233
It's just a cheap teleporter.
I bought it out of the back of a comic book.
306
00:20:10,371 --> 00:20:11,338
Cha-ching!
307
00:20:11,472 --> 00:20:14,532
The teleporter gun?
That means Fry might still be...
308
00:20:14,776 --> 00:20:16,437
- Fry!
- Fry?
309
00:20:17,679 --> 00:20:18,737
Is this him?
310
00:20:20,281 --> 00:20:22,215
Fry! You're alive!
311
00:20:22,317 --> 00:20:26,720
Not only that, I now know
exactly how to end my comic book.
312
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Let's watch.
313
00:20:28,690 --> 00:20:32,455
Say good-bye to your forehead,
because I'm going to shoot you in it!
314
00:20:32,559 --> 00:20:36,518
Not if I leap in front of your death ray,
and I am going to do that.
315
00:20:36,963 --> 00:20:38,794
Jumping sound! Ow!
316
00:20:39,066 --> 00:20:40,328
I didn't shoot yet.
317
00:20:40,434 --> 00:20:43,597
As usual, your delivery arrived too soon.
318
00:20:46,006 --> 00:20:50,806
Oh, Delivery-Boy Man!
You saved me by random chance!
319
00:20:50,910 --> 00:20:55,006
Don't thank random chance.
Thank my meteor-wishing power,
320
00:20:55,348 --> 00:20:56,645
with your lips.
321
00:21:00,519 --> 00:21:01,508
Good ending.
322
00:21:01,821 --> 00:21:02,788
Not great.
323
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