1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:02,177 Narrator: Previously on "Death Comes to Town:" 2 00:00:02,211 --> 00:00:03,445 Have you noticed that she's been sick 3 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:04,880 an awful lot in the morning, 4 00:00:04,914 --> 00:00:07,616 sort of like an almost morning sickness. 5 00:00:08,651 --> 00:00:10,218 Hi Death. 6 00:00:10,253 --> 00:00:12,988 What? Can you see me? 7 00:00:13,022 --> 00:00:14,255 Yes. 8 00:00:14,289 --> 00:00:15,490 Marilyn: Heather Weather, 9 00:00:15,524 --> 00:00:18,292 I'm accusing you of murdering my husband. 10 00:00:18,326 --> 00:00:21,295 Officers, arrest that woman. 11 00:00:21,329 --> 00:00:23,898 I wonder if we were missed at the funeral. 12 00:00:23,932 --> 00:00:24,932 Hmm? 13 00:00:26,301 --> 00:00:27,668 You can say that again. 14 00:00:33,941 --> 00:00:34,941 (Snoring) 15 00:00:43,885 --> 00:00:44,885 (Snorts) 16 00:00:49,122 --> 00:00:50,423 Morning lover. 17 00:00:50,457 --> 00:00:51,424 Get out! 18 00:00:51,458 --> 00:00:52,625 (Giggling) 19 00:00:52,659 --> 00:00:55,494 I don't usually leave until the gentleman in question 20 00:00:55,529 --> 00:00:57,463 makes me a poached egg. 21 00:00:59,599 --> 00:01:02,199 When will we be seeing you again? 22 00:01:05,137 --> 00:01:08,139 I'm seeing the fiery links of hell. 23 00:01:08,173 --> 00:01:11,309 It's hot. Oh, now it's freezing over. 24 00:01:11,343 --> 00:01:12,944 That's when you'll be seeing me again. 25 00:01:12,978 --> 00:01:15,379 When hell freezes over. 26 00:01:17,416 --> 00:01:19,450 Had a great time, gotta go now. 27 00:01:19,484 --> 00:01:22,853 Oh, no girls, really, please come on. 28 00:01:22,887 --> 00:01:24,721 (Scoffs) (Phone rings) 29 00:01:30,762 --> 00:01:32,629 (Beeping) 30 00:01:32,664 --> 00:01:34,296 Oh, let it be Ricky. 31 00:01:34,331 --> 00:01:36,398 Come on, let it be Ricky! 32 00:01:37,668 --> 00:01:48,146 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 33 00:01:55,651 --> 00:01:58,453 Marnie: I'm walking down the driveway, 34 00:01:58,488 --> 00:02:00,421 I'm almost at the door. 35 00:02:00,456 --> 00:02:01,923 I'm at the door. 36 00:02:01,958 --> 00:02:03,925 I'm going through the door. 37 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:06,093 I'm done going through the door. 38 00:02:06,127 --> 00:02:07,862 I'm passing Ricky at the table, 39 00:02:07,896 --> 00:02:09,697 I'm passing the coffee table. 40 00:02:09,731 --> 00:02:12,132 I'm going to the- Whoo. 41 00:02:13,835 --> 00:02:16,069 Wow, what a brooch! 42 00:02:17,071 --> 00:02:19,106 And why do we need a camera again? 43 00:02:19,140 --> 00:02:20,608 Marnie I can't leave the house, 44 00:02:20,642 --> 00:02:22,575 but you can leave the house for me. 45 00:02:22,610 --> 00:02:24,944 I need you to be my eyes and my ears. 46 00:02:24,979 --> 00:02:26,779 I need to know what's going on in the courtroom, 47 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:28,648 for my investigation. 48 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:29,916 Your investigation? 49 00:02:29,950 --> 00:02:31,751 What will happen to my investigation? 50 00:02:31,785 --> 00:02:33,219 Hm? 51 00:02:33,253 --> 00:02:35,087 Sorry, fuzzies. 52 00:02:35,122 --> 00:02:38,223 Marnie, there's some crazy stuff going on in this town. 53 00:02:38,257 --> 00:02:40,659 I need to know who really killed the Mayor 54 00:02:40,693 --> 00:02:42,828 and I need your help. 55 00:02:42,862 --> 00:02:45,030 Just like an episode of Murder She Wrote, 56 00:02:45,064 --> 00:02:47,533 starring that wonderful actress, Winston Churchill. 57 00:02:47,567 --> 00:02:48,534 Hm? 58 00:02:48,568 --> 00:02:50,002 She's very good. 59 00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:55,205 So if a girl has a calypso ringtone...? 60 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:56,941 That means she sleeps around. 61 00:02:56,975 --> 00:02:57,842 That's right. 62 00:02:57,876 --> 00:02:59,844 And if a girl has a classical ringtone? 63 00:02:59,878 --> 00:03:01,045 That's the girl you marry? 64 00:03:01,079 --> 00:03:02,179 Right. 65 00:03:02,213 --> 00:03:03,313 Heather: Agh! 66 00:03:03,348 --> 00:03:04,582 You people, 67 00:03:04,616 --> 00:03:06,383 you arrested me without any evidence. 68 00:03:06,418 --> 00:03:09,186 This is obviously a conspiracy against a rising star. 69 00:03:09,220 --> 00:03:11,254 Shuckton's power elite. 70 00:03:11,288 --> 00:03:15,091 Corrinda, Marilyn, the poison beige. 71 00:03:15,125 --> 00:03:16,927 She looks upset. Yeah. 72 00:03:16,961 --> 00:03:20,664 Come on, move it along, nothing to see here! 73 00:03:20,698 --> 00:03:22,398 Aahhhh! 74 00:03:22,433 --> 00:03:23,633 There they are. 75 00:03:23,668 --> 00:03:24,634 I think she sees us. 76 00:03:24,669 --> 00:03:25,668 Yeah. 77 00:03:26,736 --> 00:03:29,271 Time for the slide of shame. 78 00:03:29,305 --> 00:03:31,473 Heather: You better hide! 79 00:03:31,507 --> 00:03:33,075 Girl: Can't wait to get my test result. 80 00:03:34,678 --> 00:03:35,611 (Whistling) 81 00:03:37,246 --> 00:03:39,014 Doctor: Corrinda, Corrinda you stop that. 82 00:03:39,049 --> 00:03:40,616 Oh, I'm sorry. 83 00:03:40,650 --> 00:03:43,017 Sorry, it's just a little distracting. 84 00:03:43,052 --> 00:03:45,386 All right. Ah, okay. 85 00:03:45,420 --> 00:03:46,788 Well ah... 86 00:03:46,822 --> 00:03:50,157 Yep. You are definitely pregnant. 87 00:03:50,192 --> 00:03:51,726 What?! 88 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:53,227 No, no, no. I can't be. 89 00:03:53,261 --> 00:03:54,996 These instruments don't lie. 90 00:03:55,030 --> 00:03:55,997 Yep. In fact I can tell you 91 00:03:56,031 --> 00:03:58,932 exactly when you got pregnant if you'd like. 92 00:03:58,967 --> 00:04:02,803 It was the other night at 2:45 A.M. 93 00:04:02,837 --> 00:04:03,870 Oh my God. 94 00:04:03,905 --> 00:04:04,871 Hey, let me get a road map 95 00:04:04,906 --> 00:04:06,139 and I'll tell you where you got pregnant. 96 00:04:06,173 --> 00:04:08,274 No, no, no, please don't, don't bother. 97 00:04:08,309 --> 00:04:11,812 All right, all right, suit yourself. 98 00:04:11,846 --> 00:04:15,948 So Corrinda, what's it gonna be, huh? 99 00:04:15,983 --> 00:04:18,618 Well, I can't have a baby right now. 100 00:04:18,652 --> 00:04:20,686 It's a really bad time. 101 00:04:20,721 --> 00:04:22,254 Yeah, understood. 102 00:04:22,288 --> 00:04:25,925 So put you back up in them stirrups 103 00:04:25,959 --> 00:04:28,694 and we'll take care of it. 104 00:04:28,729 --> 00:04:30,061 I mean, 105 00:04:30,096 --> 00:04:31,596 the father's mood is somewhere between 106 00:04:31,631 --> 00:04:34,099 like cavalier and hostile. 107 00:04:34,133 --> 00:04:35,366 I know what you mean. 108 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,168 And you can't drink when you're pregnant, can you? 109 00:04:37,202 --> 00:04:38,302 No, no, I understand. 110 00:04:38,337 --> 00:04:40,905 Well, I just bought two cases 111 00:04:40,940 --> 00:04:42,073 it's delicious and what am I supposed to do, 112 00:04:42,108 --> 00:04:43,341 just throw it out? 113 00:04:43,375 --> 00:04:46,110 Well, it's a good thing we found out. 114 00:04:46,144 --> 00:04:49,246 Yeah. Besides, I'm only 43 and a half years old, 115 00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:52,249 there's plenty of time left for children. 116 00:04:53,184 --> 00:04:54,251 Ah, no. 117 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:56,186 Yes. 118 00:04:56,220 --> 00:04:59,489 Oh no. I'm afraid what you've got baby wise Corrinda 119 00:04:59,524 --> 00:05:02,358 is a small window of opportunity. 120 00:05:02,392 --> 00:05:04,961 No, a woman in my shape should be able 121 00:05:04,995 --> 00:05:07,196 to have a baby for the next ten years. 122 00:05:07,230 --> 00:05:10,199 Corrinda, you know I've done all the tests 123 00:05:10,233 --> 00:05:12,635 I can do on you and I've had a pretty good look around 124 00:05:12,670 --> 00:05:17,540 and I'm afraid you're, you're down to your last egg. 125 00:05:18,474 --> 00:05:20,642 What?! 126 00:05:20,677 --> 00:05:22,044 Are you sure? 127 00:05:22,078 --> 00:05:24,680 Last call for alcohol egg wise. 128 00:05:26,082 --> 00:05:29,384 This, this is a hard decision. 129 00:05:29,418 --> 00:05:31,286 Hey, you know, I think I've got something that might help you. 130 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:32,821 I'm pretty sure I've got one left. 131 00:05:32,855 --> 00:05:34,521 It's a practice baby. 132 00:05:34,556 --> 00:05:35,756 Oh. 133 00:05:35,791 --> 00:05:36,791 Doctor: You carry it around and get an idea 134 00:05:36,825 --> 00:05:38,659 what it feels like to be a mother. 135 00:05:38,694 --> 00:05:40,594 You know, it's very realistic too. 136 00:05:40,628 --> 00:05:44,031 It's a, you know it cries and it pees and the whole thing. 137 00:05:44,066 --> 00:05:45,365 I think I got one in here. 138 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:46,667 (Effort grunts) 139 00:05:48,770 --> 00:05:50,269 There we go. 140 00:05:50,304 --> 00:05:53,339 Oh my God, isn't that a real baby? 141 00:05:53,373 --> 00:05:54,273 Yeah, yeah. 142 00:05:54,308 --> 00:05:55,775 Like I said we like to make the experience 143 00:05:55,810 --> 00:05:57,877 as real as possible. 144 00:05:57,912 --> 00:05:58,912 (Baby coos) 145 00:06:12,092 --> 00:06:13,158 ♪ Last egg, ♪ 146 00:06:15,428 --> 00:06:17,196 ♪ this is my last egg ♪ 147 00:06:18,464 --> 00:06:19,431 ♪ last egg ♪ 148 00:06:19,465 --> 00:06:22,066 ♪ this is my last egg, I know ♪ 149 00:06:24,870 --> 00:06:26,037 ♪ hmm-hmm ♪ 150 00:06:35,981 --> 00:06:37,248 Whoo! Yeah! 151 00:06:46,523 --> 00:06:47,858 Heather: Bitch. 152 00:06:47,892 --> 00:06:48,892 Ow! 153 00:06:50,228 --> 00:06:51,094 Heather?! 154 00:06:51,129 --> 00:06:52,262 You had a fly on your shoulder. 155 00:06:52,296 --> 00:06:53,996 Oh, thank you. 156 00:06:54,030 --> 00:06:54,997 (Reel cranks) 157 00:06:55,866 --> 00:06:58,433 This is the life, eh buddy? 158 00:06:58,468 --> 00:07:00,236 Two best friends, 159 00:07:00,270 --> 00:07:03,705 men's men enjoying each other's company, 160 00:07:03,740 --> 00:07:06,675 out in the wilderness, communing with nature. 161 00:07:06,709 --> 00:07:09,711 Everything natural, nothing unnatural at all. 162 00:07:09,746 --> 00:07:10,879 How can they expect me to go to work 163 00:07:10,913 --> 00:07:14,249 when the fish are biting like this. 164 00:07:14,283 --> 00:07:17,952 Ooh, looks like you got a little nibble there, Larry. 165 00:07:17,987 --> 00:07:20,321 That's it, work it, 166 00:07:20,355 --> 00:07:22,523 oh my friend don't panic, I'm here. 167 00:07:22,557 --> 00:07:24,592 Help is on the way, coach. 168 00:07:24,626 --> 00:07:29,263 That's right, play with it, yes, let her play, 169 00:07:29,297 --> 00:07:31,031 let her know who's boss. 170 00:07:31,065 --> 00:07:34,701 Ooh she's a strong one, she wants to get away, 171 00:07:34,735 --> 00:07:36,503 but we don't want to let her get away, 172 00:07:36,537 --> 00:07:37,704 do we Larry?! 173 00:07:37,738 --> 00:07:39,139 Larry, Larry! 174 00:07:39,174 --> 00:07:40,174 Agh! 175 00:07:41,709 --> 00:07:43,042 Oh, well... 176 00:07:44,711 --> 00:07:45,912 That's a fine pickle 177 00:07:45,946 --> 00:07:49,415 this fish seems to have landed us in, eh? 178 00:07:49,449 --> 00:07:51,784 What? You want a kiss? 179 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:56,522 Well, if that's what you want. 180 00:07:59,758 --> 00:08:02,027 Ooh, that wasn't so bad. 181 00:08:02,061 --> 00:08:04,662 What? You want another. 182 00:08:04,697 --> 00:08:09,301 Well, I think that can be arranged, coach Bowman. 183 00:08:11,270 --> 00:08:12,270 Hmm... 184 00:08:14,005 --> 00:08:17,141 You're looking much better today, Buttonhole. 185 00:08:17,175 --> 00:08:18,943 (Baby talking) 186 00:08:18,977 --> 00:08:21,145 Nurse: Morning hellos. 187 00:08:21,179 --> 00:08:23,580 You is um... Sam Murray. 188 00:08:23,614 --> 00:08:24,949 Yes I am. 189 00:08:24,983 --> 00:08:27,451 I am Is Hester. 190 00:08:27,485 --> 00:08:28,485 Doctor's be telling me 191 00:08:28,519 --> 00:08:31,454 you want very expensive 24 hour nurse 192 00:08:31,488 --> 00:08:33,356 for should be dead cat. 193 00:08:33,390 --> 00:08:35,658 He's fine and yes. 194 00:08:35,692 --> 00:08:36,993 Hello. 195 00:08:37,027 --> 00:08:38,761 Hello there. This must be Buttonhole. 196 00:08:38,795 --> 00:08:40,329 Hello little Mr. Buttonhole. 197 00:08:40,364 --> 00:08:42,365 (Vicious groan and hiss) 198 00:08:43,667 --> 00:08:45,634 Is very sick. 199 00:08:45,669 --> 00:08:48,404 Is very, very, very, very sick. 200 00:08:48,438 --> 00:08:50,339 It's going to be very expensive. 201 00:08:50,374 --> 00:08:53,676 I know. Isn't modern technology amazing? 202 00:08:53,710 --> 00:08:56,578 If this were ten years ago he would have already died. 203 00:08:56,612 --> 00:08:58,045 Ten years earlier. 204 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:00,682 Now there's a few things you have to do for Buttonhole, 205 00:09:00,716 --> 00:09:03,551 for instance you have to flip him every 65 seconds, 206 00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:04,552 if you don't do that 207 00:09:04,587 --> 00:09:06,120 there's a danger of his heart melting. 208 00:09:06,154 --> 00:09:07,288 (Pained moan) 209 00:09:07,322 --> 00:09:08,590 Sam: Now sometimes he's gonna want to pee, 210 00:09:08,624 --> 00:09:09,624 but he'll forget how, 211 00:09:09,658 --> 00:09:11,725 so if you could just pee on him a little 212 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:13,159 that will get him to pee. 213 00:09:13,194 --> 00:09:17,564 Is funny story about that, before I am is being a nurse, 214 00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:21,368 I used to charge $300 to do that. 215 00:09:21,403 --> 00:09:22,736 And the good news is 216 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:24,738 Buttonhole now is in just half a coma 217 00:09:24,773 --> 00:09:26,774 and only has pain when he exhales, 218 00:09:26,808 --> 00:09:30,109 he tries to avoid that and has a tendency to inflate. 219 00:09:30,143 --> 00:09:31,511 And it's a dollar every 12 minutes 220 00:09:31,545 --> 00:09:34,380 to keep his liver working. (Machine whirs) 221 00:09:34,415 --> 00:09:35,515 Are there any questions? 222 00:09:35,549 --> 00:09:40,119 Yes, why is are you not letting nice cat die. 223 00:09:40,153 --> 00:09:42,021 No Buttonhole, don't listen, 224 00:09:42,055 --> 00:09:44,556 you are not going to an early grave. 225 00:09:44,590 --> 00:09:46,190 (Cat moans and groans) 226 00:09:47,192 --> 00:09:48,927 I love you too. 227 00:09:50,730 --> 00:09:51,730 Hm? 228 00:09:53,365 --> 00:09:55,534 (Chatter in the courtroom) 229 00:09:59,371 --> 00:10:01,338 Ricky: Ricky from headquarters, 230 00:10:01,372 --> 00:10:03,006 testing, testing. 231 00:10:03,041 --> 00:10:04,508 1, 2, 3. 232 00:10:04,543 --> 00:10:06,811 Marnie, can you hear me? 233 00:10:06,845 --> 00:10:08,446 Marnie: Yes, Ricky, I can hear you. 234 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:09,947 Ricky: Show me everyone's faces, 235 00:10:09,981 --> 00:10:12,149 I need to see who's there. 236 00:10:14,953 --> 00:10:16,052 Hm. 237 00:10:16,086 --> 00:10:18,922 Okay. Very carefully look around and... (Gasps) 238 00:10:18,956 --> 00:10:20,957 Hey, look it's Rampop. 239 00:10:22,626 --> 00:10:25,762 But where's Marilyn, very interesting. 240 00:10:26,730 --> 00:10:28,731 Shooters, yeah. 241 00:10:28,766 --> 00:10:29,833 Cheers. 242 00:10:31,001 --> 00:10:32,000 You know, forget about the budget. 243 00:10:32,034 --> 00:10:33,234 Lets drink. 244 00:10:33,269 --> 00:10:34,770 Another one. 245 00:10:38,842 --> 00:10:39,808 Ricky: Now, get back to work. 246 00:10:39,843 --> 00:10:41,510 There is a lot of people here 247 00:10:41,544 --> 00:10:43,411 and I don't wanna... (Gasps) 248 00:10:43,446 --> 00:10:45,113 And there's doc Porterhouse. 249 00:10:45,147 --> 00:10:46,782 Do you think that maybe he was... 250 00:10:46,816 --> 00:10:47,882 Marnie: Come on, Ricky, 251 00:10:47,916 --> 00:10:49,484 a man like that can never keep a secret. 252 00:10:49,518 --> 00:10:52,453 Do you want to find the murder or waste my GD time? 253 00:10:52,488 --> 00:10:54,021 I'm sorry, I know you're under stress. 254 00:10:54,055 --> 00:10:56,023 Just keep moving. 255 00:10:56,057 --> 00:10:57,792 That's right. Go up. 256 00:10:57,826 --> 00:10:58,759 Oh. 257 00:10:58,794 --> 00:11:00,060 (Gasps) 258 00:11:00,095 --> 00:11:01,963 Who's that guy? 259 00:11:01,997 --> 00:11:04,430 Marnie: He's just some drifter staying at the no tell. 260 00:11:04,465 --> 00:11:06,800 He likes owls meat on his pizza. 261 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:08,401 Ricky: Owls meat? 262 00:11:09,403 --> 00:11:10,470 (Groans) (Static) 263 00:11:10,505 --> 00:11:11,605 (Gasps) 264 00:11:11,639 --> 00:11:14,374 What the hell just happened? 265 00:11:14,408 --> 00:11:16,442 Marnie, can you hear me?! 266 00:11:16,477 --> 00:11:18,444 It's Ricky from headquarters! Marnie! 267 00:11:20,026 --> 00:11:21,594 Ricky, can you hear me? 268 00:11:21,628 --> 00:11:23,061 I can't hear you, Ricky. 269 00:11:23,096 --> 00:11:24,663 Ricky, I can't hear you! 270 00:11:24,698 --> 00:11:25,631 (Groans) 271 00:11:25,665 --> 00:11:26,665 Bailiff: All rise! 272 00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:27,666 Marnie: Rise, they want me to rise, Ricky, 273 00:11:27,701 --> 00:11:28,567 but I've already risen. 274 00:11:28,602 --> 00:11:30,502 I don't know what to do. 275 00:11:30,537 --> 00:11:31,937 Judge: Be seated. 276 00:11:34,473 --> 00:11:35,840 Good morning. 277 00:11:35,874 --> 00:11:36,841 I have an announcement to make 278 00:11:36,875 --> 00:11:40,511 that may affect the course of this trial. 279 00:11:40,546 --> 00:11:44,716 Yesterday someone stole my first string gavel. 280 00:11:44,750 --> 00:11:48,253 Now someone has taken my second string gavel, 281 00:11:48,287 --> 00:11:49,354 (gasps of disbelief) 282 00:11:49,388 --> 00:11:53,390 So I had to bring this hammer from my workshop. 283 00:11:53,424 --> 00:11:54,458 (Crowd groans) All right, look, look. 284 00:11:54,492 --> 00:11:56,960 It is just going to have to do. 285 00:11:57,962 --> 00:11:59,028 Let's begin. 286 00:12:00,698 --> 00:12:01,865 (Bangs hammer) 287 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,702 The district attorney may make his opening remarks. 288 00:12:05,737 --> 00:12:06,736 Yow! 289 00:12:14,378 --> 00:12:15,944 Guilty! 290 00:12:15,979 --> 00:12:16,912 Oww! 291 00:12:17,914 --> 00:12:19,682 (Laughter and applause) 292 00:12:19,716 --> 00:12:22,017 Come on, judgy judge. Come on. 293 00:12:22,051 --> 00:12:23,050 Yeah! 294 00:12:23,085 --> 00:12:24,018 Whooo! 295 00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:28,690 Oh yeah, let's get 'em. Let's go! 296 00:12:28,724 --> 00:12:31,159 Oh, you're dirty... 297 00:12:31,193 --> 00:12:32,260 Ow! 298 00:12:36,599 --> 00:12:39,065 Ow! 299 00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:40,867 Yeah! I'm done! 300 00:12:40,902 --> 00:12:41,902 (Applause) 301 00:12:45,173 --> 00:12:47,441 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, 302 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:49,576 it's great to be here in... 303 00:12:51,579 --> 00:12:52,579 Shuckton. 304 00:12:52,614 --> 00:12:54,314 (Snores) 305 00:12:54,348 --> 00:12:57,350 Before this trial is over I will prove 306 00:12:57,384 --> 00:13:00,886 without a benefit of a doubt that this man... 307 00:13:02,088 --> 00:13:05,792 Whose name I forget at this moment is guilty. 308 00:13:05,826 --> 00:13:06,793 Proof? 309 00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:08,361 Folks, I have plenty of proof. 310 00:13:08,395 --> 00:13:09,796 I'm a proof machine. 311 00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:11,763 Ow! (Jazzy music plays, he speaks to the rhythm of the music) 312 00:13:11,798 --> 00:13:14,599 He was found at the scene of the crime, 313 00:13:14,634 --> 00:13:17,902 he was swimming in the Mayor's blood. 314 00:13:17,937 --> 00:13:19,338 He's an outsider. 315 00:13:20,473 --> 00:13:23,875 I think the person that's guilty is... you! 316 00:13:23,909 --> 00:13:24,909 (Applause) 317 00:13:26,712 --> 00:13:27,712 Yeah! 318 00:13:31,416 --> 00:13:33,250 Very nicely done. 319 00:13:33,284 --> 00:13:34,618 Thanks. 320 00:13:34,653 --> 00:13:38,021 Judge: All right. We'll now hear from the defence, Sam Murray. 321 00:13:39,558 --> 00:13:41,024 Where is Sam? 322 00:13:41,059 --> 00:13:42,525 He's tardy your honour. 323 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:43,493 Judge: What?! 324 00:13:43,527 --> 00:13:44,728 Sam: I'm here! 325 00:13:44,762 --> 00:13:47,096 Sorry I'm late your honour, traffic. 326 00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:49,466 Traffic in Shuckton, really? 327 00:13:50,835 --> 00:13:52,736 Sorry, cat emergency, 328 00:13:52,770 --> 00:13:54,036 but I'm all yours now 329 00:13:54,071 --> 00:13:55,037 and I've been up all night 330 00:13:55,072 --> 00:13:57,940 working on my great opening remarks. 331 00:13:57,975 --> 00:13:59,241 Ah jeez. 332 00:14:00,377 --> 00:14:02,043 Ooh, wrong briefcase. 333 00:14:02,078 --> 00:14:04,913 This is my cat's portable litter box. 334 00:14:04,947 --> 00:14:07,416 Sam Murray, I'm a patient man, 335 00:14:07,450 --> 00:14:09,651 but this is my life at stake here 336 00:14:09,686 --> 00:14:11,553 and you're... Hey, hey, hey, hey... 337 00:14:11,588 --> 00:14:13,221 Are you texting your cat? 338 00:14:13,256 --> 00:14:15,857 Yes, but just to tell him I can't text for a few hours. 339 00:14:15,891 --> 00:14:18,626 Okay Sam, that's it! You're fired. 340 00:14:18,660 --> 00:14:19,627 Crowd: (Shocked gasps) 341 00:14:19,661 --> 00:14:20,628 What? 342 00:14:20,662 --> 00:14:23,097 You heard me, you're fired. Get out of here. 343 00:14:23,131 --> 00:14:26,768 Come on, get your sorry white ass out of here, 344 00:14:26,802 --> 00:14:28,536 come on, Scoot. 345 00:14:28,570 --> 00:14:32,171 Get out of here you piece of crap. Hey!... 346 00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:34,240 Still friends, eh? 347 00:14:34,275 --> 00:14:35,642 Sure. 348 00:14:35,676 --> 00:14:36,643 Okay. 349 00:14:36,677 --> 00:14:39,913 Anybody here want to represent me? 350 00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:41,981 Come on, anyone? 351 00:14:42,016 --> 00:14:42,982 All right. 352 00:14:43,017 --> 00:14:45,018 Anybody in the jury? 353 00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,686 Look, look, look. The jury can't defend you. 354 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:49,321 Oh, how about you, your honour? 355 00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:50,322 No! 356 00:14:50,356 --> 00:14:52,792 Fine, I'll represent myself. 357 00:14:52,826 --> 00:14:53,892 Crowd: (Murmurs) 358 00:14:53,926 --> 00:14:55,727 This never works out. 359 00:14:55,761 --> 00:14:57,595 All right, I'll allow it. 360 00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,397 I'll hear your opening remarks. 361 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:00,364 Okay. 362 00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:04,201 (Clears throat) 363 00:15:05,203 --> 00:15:06,270 Your honour... 364 00:15:06,305 --> 00:15:07,371 Oh! 365 00:15:11,443 --> 00:15:12,843 (Native chanting) 366 00:15:15,079 --> 00:15:16,046 I did it. 367 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:17,380 (Crowd gasps) 368 00:15:17,415 --> 00:15:19,282 Whoooo! 369 00:15:19,317 --> 00:15:20,250 Ye-ow! 370 00:15:20,284 --> 00:15:21,351 Order! 371 00:15:21,385 --> 00:15:22,352 Crim: I killed the Mayor! 372 00:15:22,386 --> 00:15:23,353 Judge: I said order! 373 00:15:23,387 --> 00:15:25,155 Crim: I'm a Mayor killer! 374 00:15:25,189 --> 00:15:27,389 I can't stop killing mayors. 375 00:15:27,424 --> 00:15:30,192 Your honour, may I have a word with my client? 376 00:15:30,226 --> 00:15:31,894 Didn't he just fire you? 377 00:15:31,929 --> 00:15:33,596 Technically speaking, but may I? 378 00:15:33,630 --> 00:15:34,564 And what am I supposed to do 379 00:15:34,598 --> 00:15:36,098 while you're having this conference. 380 00:15:36,132 --> 00:15:37,967 Take Spanish lessons? 381 00:15:38,001 --> 00:15:39,769 Sam: Sorry your honour, it's just that I really... 382 00:15:39,803 --> 00:15:41,670 Judge: No, I Sam, I'm not being sarcastic, 383 00:15:41,704 --> 00:15:43,505 I'm taking Spanish lessons, 384 00:15:43,539 --> 00:15:45,139 I'm going on a trip with the wife. 385 00:15:45,174 --> 00:15:46,274 Go ahead. 386 00:15:46,308 --> 00:15:48,977 Asienten todos. Be seated. 387 00:15:53,449 --> 00:15:55,183 Why did you say you killed the Mayor? 388 00:15:55,217 --> 00:15:56,952 Well, I didn't know I killed the Mayor 389 00:15:56,986 --> 00:15:58,385 until that moment, Sam. 390 00:15:58,419 --> 00:16:00,855 You see my spirit bear came to me in a vision 391 00:16:00,889 --> 00:16:03,190 and told me what happened that night. 392 00:16:03,224 --> 00:16:06,393 On the night in question I was high on germ gel, 393 00:16:06,427 --> 00:16:08,128 driving my chip truck, 394 00:16:08,162 --> 00:16:09,597 when all of a sudden 395 00:16:09,631 --> 00:16:12,366 my spirit bear appeared before me. 396 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:13,400 (Tires screech) 397 00:16:13,434 --> 00:16:14,433 Crimston! 398 00:16:15,503 --> 00:16:16,503 Spirit bear? 399 00:16:19,039 --> 00:16:21,040 Hello Crim, how are you? 400 00:16:22,610 --> 00:16:24,143 Wasted bear. 401 00:16:24,177 --> 00:16:25,845 I need your help, Crim. 402 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:28,080 I need you to kill the Mayor. 403 00:16:28,115 --> 00:16:29,882 Kill the Mayor. 404 00:16:29,916 --> 00:16:31,416 Yes, kill the Mayor. 405 00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:33,351 Okay, I'll kill the Mayor. 406 00:16:34,353 --> 00:16:35,487 Kill the Mayor. 407 00:16:35,522 --> 00:16:37,188 I'll kill the Mayor. 408 00:16:38,324 --> 00:16:40,659 And that's the last thing that I remember, Sam. 409 00:16:40,693 --> 00:16:44,963 So because I do everything that my spirit bear tells me to do, 410 00:16:44,998 --> 00:16:47,532 henceforth I must have killed the Mayor. 411 00:16:47,566 --> 00:16:48,833 I killed the Mayor, Sam. 412 00:16:48,867 --> 00:16:51,301 I'm a cold blooded Mayor killer. 413 00:16:51,336 --> 00:16:52,570 No, no! 414 00:16:52,604 --> 00:16:55,205 I'm a killer, I killed him. I killed him, Sam! 415 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:56,674 No, you didn't! 416 00:17:03,047 --> 00:17:06,049 Your honour, may I approach the bench? 417 00:17:06,083 --> 00:17:07,684 Tu eres un abogado. 418 00:17:09,020 --> 00:17:10,787 It means you're a lawyer. 419 00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:11,888 All right, come on. 420 00:17:11,923 --> 00:17:13,924 Then I get to come too, it's in the rules. 421 00:17:17,294 --> 00:17:20,062 Your honour, in actuality 422 00:17:20,096 --> 00:17:21,597 the defendant was merely recounting 423 00:17:21,631 --> 00:17:22,965 an drug induced dream 424 00:17:22,999 --> 00:17:25,333 and I think it's only fair that we strike it from the record. 425 00:17:25,368 --> 00:17:27,002 (Opposing sounds) 426 00:17:27,037 --> 00:17:28,704 Yes. Oh yes. Yes. 427 00:17:28,738 --> 00:17:31,607 Okay. I'm going to deliberate. 428 00:17:31,641 --> 00:17:33,942 All right, I've deliberated. 429 00:17:33,976 --> 00:17:35,076 I'm going to allow it. 430 00:17:35,110 --> 00:17:36,243 Ahhh! 431 00:17:36,278 --> 00:17:38,112 Judge: Strike that from the record. 432 00:17:38,146 --> 00:17:40,582 But wait, are you or are you not 433 00:17:40,616 --> 00:17:43,017 representing Mr. Hollingsworth? 434 00:17:45,588 --> 00:17:48,823 Take me back and I'll get you off. 435 00:17:48,857 --> 00:17:49,923 All: (Laugh) 436 00:17:51,926 --> 00:17:53,093 (Laughter) 437 00:17:54,395 --> 00:17:56,162 I promise. 438 00:17:56,197 --> 00:17:57,297 Okay. 439 00:17:57,331 --> 00:17:58,899 Sam... 440 00:17:58,933 --> 00:18:00,333 It's a deal, 441 00:18:00,367 --> 00:18:01,802 but with one proviso. 442 00:18:01,836 --> 00:18:02,803 Sam: He's got a knife! 443 00:18:02,837 --> 00:18:03,971 He's got a knife?! 444 00:18:04,005 --> 00:18:07,473 Crim: No, no, I just want us to be blood brothers. 445 00:18:08,475 --> 00:18:10,676 All: Oh... (Realizing) 446 00:18:10,711 --> 00:18:11,711 He's got a knife. 447 00:18:11,745 --> 00:18:13,946 Sam, he just wants to be your blood brother. 448 00:18:13,981 --> 00:18:16,415 Yeah, I know, but still he's got a.... 449 00:18:16,449 --> 00:18:18,183 Yow, he cut me. 450 00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:21,620 (Native call) 451 00:18:22,622 --> 00:18:24,022 You're kidding. 452 00:18:24,056 --> 00:18:26,057 Judge: Let the record show that the defendant 453 00:18:26,092 --> 00:18:27,993 and the defense attorney are now blood brothers. 454 00:18:28,027 --> 00:18:30,561 We'll continue this tomorrow, I'm exhausted. 455 00:18:30,596 --> 00:18:31,696 Court's adjourned 456 00:18:31,731 --> 00:18:33,064 (native singing) 457 00:18:35,434 --> 00:18:37,035 He's native? 458 00:18:37,069 --> 00:18:38,602 He looks pretty white to me. 459 00:18:41,106 --> 00:18:42,172 (Phone rings) 460 00:18:52,572 --> 00:18:54,974 Heather: Levon, it's crazy. 461 00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:57,075 How is she going to appear on camera 462 00:18:57,109 --> 00:18:59,944 with that bun in her already oversized oven. 463 00:18:59,979 --> 00:19:01,079 Yeah, you got a point there. 464 00:19:01,113 --> 00:19:03,681 I mean this in the nicest way, 465 00:19:03,715 --> 00:19:05,349 but I'm going to blab to the whole town 466 00:19:05,384 --> 00:19:07,018 about that bastard baby. 467 00:19:07,052 --> 00:19:08,386 That is nice. 468 00:19:08,420 --> 00:19:09,654 What I need to know is, 469 00:19:09,688 --> 00:19:12,056 Levon sweetheart, is that... 470 00:19:12,091 --> 00:19:13,556 Heather please don't flirt with me. 471 00:19:13,591 --> 00:19:15,392 Last time you did it, I lost 2 teeth, 472 00:19:15,426 --> 00:19:17,928 fine, so if she does quit to have this baby, 473 00:19:17,962 --> 00:19:20,330 then am I in line for her job? 474 00:19:20,364 --> 00:19:22,900 Well, Heather I can tell you this much, 475 00:19:22,934 --> 00:19:24,434 off the record. 476 00:19:24,468 --> 00:19:26,736 You're definitely in line to be put on the list 477 00:19:26,771 --> 00:19:29,105 of people who are in line to get on the short list 478 00:19:29,139 --> 00:19:32,608 of people who may possibly get this potential job. 479 00:19:32,642 --> 00:19:35,178 Really, I'm that close. 480 00:19:35,212 --> 00:19:36,179 Unofficially. 481 00:19:36,213 --> 00:19:38,580 Oh, that's fantastic. 482 00:19:38,615 --> 00:19:40,116 What is going on?! 483 00:19:41,151 --> 00:19:44,086 Is there a change in the offing? 484 00:19:44,121 --> 00:19:45,120 Maybe. 485 00:19:57,133 --> 00:19:58,133 (Groans) 486 00:19:59,902 --> 00:20:00,901 (Groans) 487 00:20:03,438 --> 00:20:05,840 (Inhaling and buzzing sounds) 488 00:20:10,745 --> 00:20:11,678 (Gasps) 489 00:20:12,113 --> 00:20:14,281 (Laughs) Ah, gotcha! 490 00:20:14,316 --> 00:20:16,050 It's not your time yet, little buddy. 491 00:20:16,084 --> 00:20:17,250 (Laughs) 492 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:23,723 Rampop: Death, where are you going? Death? 493 00:20:23,757 --> 00:20:25,191 (Clears throat) 494 00:20:25,226 --> 00:20:27,327 Hello, this is Heather Wea... 495 00:20:27,361 --> 00:20:29,395 No more serious, lower. 496 00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:31,164 Hello, this is Heather Weather, 497 00:20:31,198 --> 00:20:33,065 not reporting the weather, 498 00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:36,568 but the news, that's right, not corrinda, 499 00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:39,304 it's Heather Weather with the latest news 500 00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:40,272 from the courthouse. 501 00:20:40,306 --> 00:20:41,173 Rampop: Huh? 502 00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:44,877 Hello. What are you doing here? 503 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,912 Agh! Aghhh! Ahhhh! 504 00:20:47,881 --> 00:20:50,348 (Struggling grunts) 505 00:20:50,382 --> 00:20:51,515 (Screaming) 506 00:20:51,549 --> 00:20:52,750 Aw! 507 00:20:52,784 --> 00:20:54,852 Heather: (Pained screams) 508 00:20:58,522 --> 00:20:59,689 Ahhhh! Ow! 509 00:21:11,535 --> 00:21:12,702 (Vacuum whirs) 510 00:21:29,851 --> 00:21:32,086 (Celebratory grunting) 511 00:21:38,093 --> 00:21:39,093 Oh! Argghhhh! 512 00:21:39,094 --> 00:21:49,094 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com