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Â♪ Two... two, three... Â♪
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Professor (Over speaker):
Good news, everyone!
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We've been hired to make
our 100th delivery.
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(Cheering) One hundred!
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That's almost ten per year.
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This calls for a party, baby.
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I'm ordering a hundred kegs,
a hundred hookers
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and a hundred Elvis
impersonators who aren't above
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a little hooking,
should the occasion arise.
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Be very gentle, folks.
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This is the soufflé you're
delivering to Mrs. Astor.
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Oh, my God, it's Elzar!
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Hi, Elzar! Ooh,
great soufflé, Elzar!
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Whatever you do, don't drop it.
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See, Mrs. Astor takes
nitroglycerine for her heart,
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and being a class act,
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she prefers it in soufflé form.
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(Quietly): Bam.
(All gasp)
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To prevent the soufflé
from exploding,
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Bender will carry it.
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He's gyroscopically stable.
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(Alarm wailing)
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(All gasping)
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(All grunting)
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Look!
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Mrs. Astor's mansion,
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just across
that rickety rope bridge.
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(Wind howling)
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Amy: Wow, it's ricketier
than it looks.
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You better try
to jump it, Bender.
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Okay, let me back up
for a running start.
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Here I go!
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(Panting)
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(Grunts)
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(Doorbell rings)
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I shall inform Mrs. Astor
that the circus is in town.
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Your soufflé, madam.
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I shall take it
here, under my fork.
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Mmm.
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Where's the exploding?
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One does not explode
in Mrs. Astor's face.
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I couldn't eat another bite.
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Hobbsy?
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(Barking)
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(Explosion, dogs yelp)
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Well done, sir.
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Have you a name?
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Hubert Farnsworth,
at your service.
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A Farnsworth, you say?
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Well, if I'm not mistaken,
the Farnsworths have been
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in New New York for
almost 200 years.
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Yes, I have.
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And I'm his uncle.
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How charmingly unconventional.
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I can eat a hot dog underwater.
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Say, would you Farnsworths
care to be my guests tomorrow
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at the Astor
endowment fund-raiser?
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All the best families
will be there.
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We can take them.
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(Quiet murmuring)
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(Applause)
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On April 10, 2912,
my late husband and I
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set off down Fifth Avenue
aboard the land Titanic,
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the largest street-going vessel
ever built.
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Just four days
into her maiden voyage,
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as we approached 32nd street,
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the land liner struck a mailbox
and went down.
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2,000 souls were lost that day,
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including my dear husband.
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In loving memory, I established
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the Mr. Astor endowment,
which this year
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supports the united
mutant scholarship fund.
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(Applause)
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Mutants? That's the kind
of thing you are.
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Shh. You know mutants aren't
allowed on the surface.
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If anyone asks, say
I'm an alien, remember?
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Oh, right.
You gonna finish that roll?
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Shh.
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Mrs. Astor:
Now, a short film
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about those pitiable creatures
so in need of our charity.
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(Film projector rattling)
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Narrator:
Far beneath the everyday rumble
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of limousines and poodle feet,
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there toil a downtrodden people
even less well off
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than the upper-middle class:
The noble sewer mutants.
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For, you see, generations
of exposure to toxic sewage
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mutated them
into horrific monsters!
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Ooh!
(Gasps) Shut up.
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Narrator: These industrious,
uh, "people," I guess,
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maintain the various pipes
and poop chutes
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that keep decent, above-ground
society functioning.
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And where do these
proud toileteers
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learn their menial skills?
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(Meows)
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At brown university,
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the nation's premiere
institution of lower learning.
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So please, give generously,
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knowing some poor helpless
mutant will thank you.
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Not in person, thank God.
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Well, that was disturbing.
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Oh, I understand, dear.
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They are hideous.
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Look, I guess you mean well,
but isn't that university
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just a tax-deductible
sewer-cleaning service?
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My dear, that school is about
much more than sewer pipes.
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Really?
It's also about keeping
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those filthy things busy.
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There are thousands of them
down there, breeding like rats.
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My great uncle once saw a rat.
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If we don't keep them busy,
they'll start jabbering about
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equal rights in their
ill-bred manner.
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Let's go.
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If I say one more thing,
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I might say it
with my evening boot.
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Well! Rarely have I never!
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Please, don't blame Leela.
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She's just a little,
uh, ill-bred.
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You know how mutants are.
(Groans)
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(Crowd gasping)
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Your companion is a mutant?
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But if anyone asks,
say she's an alien.
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Help! Police!
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You may have eluded
the authorities,
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but don't nothing
get past Mrs. Astor.
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(Grunting)
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What's going to happen to me?!
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Permanent deportation,
you mutant.
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You going downtown, baby.
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Way down.
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(Screaming)
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(Screaming fades)
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(Screaming)
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Incoming!
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(Grunts)
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Thanks, colonel.
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Just doing my job, ma'am.
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(Doorbell rings)
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(Sobbing)
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Oh, mom, dad, I can't believe
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I have to spend the rest
of my life in this hellhole.
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I'm sorry.
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It's okay, sweetie.
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Now that you're here,
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this hellhole feels more
like a nice, regular hole.
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What do you say
we go get some sewer coffee,
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sewer cake
and safeway ice cream.
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(Sputters)
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Well, the bottom's all
stocked with cheap stuff.
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Who's in the mood to party?
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Whoo!
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(Sighs)
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Poor Leela.
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I feel like I ruined her life.
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You did ruin her life.
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You might be right, Hermes.
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I am right.
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I almost feel like we should
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do something to help her.
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We should do something!
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I don't care what
you say, Hermes.
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Let's go.
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Oh, mighty Mayor,
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we're here about Turanga Leela.
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You mean Leela?
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Right.
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I mean, sure she's a mutant,
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we've known that for years,
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but we kept it secret 'cause
she's a fine, upstanding...
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Wait. You knowingly
attempted to harbor a mutant?!
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We did harbor a mutant!
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Uh-oh.
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Look, Leela,
there's old filthful.
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(Oohing)
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(Groans) And there's
the West Side pipeway.
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If those guys slack off
for even a second,
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it could explode.
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Hey, guys!
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This is my daughter Leela.
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Yeah. Oh, hey.
How you doing, Leela?
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(Screaming)
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Well, they're with
the chuds now.
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These conditions are deplorable.
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I swear, I hate
every single person
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on the surface
for making us live like this.
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(All groan)
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(Gasps) Leela.
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What are you doing here?
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We were sentenced to
two weeks in the sewer
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for harboring a mutant.
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Three dollars
at the drug store.
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I'm so sorry I ratted you out,
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but, you know,
after two weeks down here,
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I'll truly understand the
plight of the mutant people.
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How dare you.
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You want to
understand something?
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Look at that lake.
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One dip in that toxic muck
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and your DNA will be
permanently mutated.
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You'll grow a camel hump
or a Zoidberg face.
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(Shudders)
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You want to know what
it's like to be a mutant?
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Jump in and go for a swim.
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Um, I would, but I j... I ate
a bunch of potato salad, so...
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Yeah, that's what I thought.
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You are all surface.
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Fry, Hermes.
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Where my humans at?
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Ah, who cares?
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It is on.
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(Doorbell rings)
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Hey, hey, hey.
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(Whooping and cheering)
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I trust the orgy pit has
been scraped and buttered?
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You know it,
and there's mini-quiches, too.
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(Shudders)
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It's getting cold and smelly.
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My odor eaters
are going critical.
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Maybe we could plotz
in that giant cockle.
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Amy: Shmeepers,
it's the land Titanic,
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the biggest and onlyest
land boat ever constructed.
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(Whistles)
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This was one hell of a bus.
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Well, everyone debone a
bunk and get some shut-eye.
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Zoidberg, show some respect.
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This is a sacred shrine
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to the thousands
who lost their lives.
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Amy:
Hey, I found a safe.
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(Grunts)
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It's coming loose.
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Hand me some more of
that cruise director.
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(Straining)
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(All gasp)
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The original
passenger manifest.
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Spreadsheets were
so elegant back then.
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Just one other item.
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It's jewelry... jewelry.
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It's jewelry, people!
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It's a priceless
quantum-force gemerald.
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What's that enscribbled on it?
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"My dear Mrs. Astor.
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"My love for you is
as unsinkable as this land ship
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"and as brilliant as this stone.
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Dictated but not read,
Mr. Astor."
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Aw.
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That's so valuable.
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I'll never have love like that.
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Leela hates me now.
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(Sniffles) Did you guys know
I have a crush on Leela?
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What's the matter, Leela?
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You've hardly touched
your toilet clams.
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(Sighs)
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Maybe I was too harsh on Fry.
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He didn't ruin my life
on purpose.
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Things will work out, honey.
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Now, here.
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Have some more
of what looks like lemonade.
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(Dance music playing)
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Bender, I've been
to wang-dang-doodles
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all up and down the galaxy,
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but this is the dangest
wang I ever doodled.
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Oh, yeah!
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Come on, baby, let's do it!
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00:11:55,447 --> 00:11:56,714
Shake your booty, baby.
265
00:11:56,782 --> 00:11:57,849
Come on! Yeah!
266
00:12:08,961 --> 00:12:10,561
(Music continues)
267
00:12:12,865 --> 00:12:14,098
(Records scratch, music stops)
268
00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:15,800
Get out! Get out!
269
00:12:15,868 --> 00:12:17,468
It's not fun anymore!
270
00:12:17,536 --> 00:12:18,936
I want to be alone!
271
00:12:19,004 --> 00:12:20,104
Alone with me?
272
00:12:20,172 --> 00:12:22,273
I said scram, Grapey!
273
00:12:40,726 --> 00:12:41,993
(Gasps)
274
00:12:42,060 --> 00:12:44,028
Fry? What are you doing?!
275
00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:45,830
You were right.
276
00:12:45,898 --> 00:12:47,799
I don't know what it's
like to be a mutant.
277
00:12:47,866 --> 00:12:49,634
But I want to know.
278
00:12:49,701 --> 00:12:52,069
Wait. I never meant
for you to...
279
00:12:52,137 --> 00:12:53,604
Oh, no!
280
00:12:56,809 --> 00:12:58,576
Fry! Fry!
281
00:12:58,644 --> 00:12:59,911
No!
282
00:12:59,978 --> 00:13:01,646
No! (Grunts)
283
00:13:04,249 --> 00:13:05,716
Fry:
Any effect?
284
00:13:05,784 --> 00:13:06,918
(Screams)
285
00:13:06,985 --> 00:13:08,619
(Retching)
286
00:13:08,687 --> 00:13:09,954
Sorry.
287
00:13:10,022 --> 00:13:11,489
I tried to scream,
but I barfed.
288
00:13:14,893 --> 00:13:19,163
(Screams) I think I'm knowing
what it's like to be a mutant.
289
00:13:19,231 --> 00:13:21,799
So what's with
all the screaming?
290
00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:23,234
Hey, guys.
(All scream)
291
00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:24,802
(All retching)
292
00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:26,804
Fry, this is the stupidest,
293
00:13:26,872 --> 00:13:29,206
sweetest thing
you've ever done.
294
00:13:29,274 --> 00:13:31,242
And you know, maybe now,
together,
295
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:34,045
we can be an inspiration
to other mutants.
296
00:13:34,112 --> 00:13:35,746
I hope so, Leela.
297
00:13:35,814 --> 00:13:37,214
Aw. Come here.
298
00:13:37,282 --> 00:13:39,483
Let me give you a kiss.
299
00:13:39,551 --> 00:13:41,185
Uh... hug.
300
00:13:41,253 --> 00:13:42,720
Handshake.
301
00:13:42,788 --> 00:13:44,088
I'll text you.
302
00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:45,456
(Cheering)
303
00:13:45,524 --> 00:13:47,758
My fellow mutants,
304
00:13:47,826 --> 00:13:50,194
until recently,
I dwelt on the surface,
305
00:13:50,262 --> 00:13:52,997
where a man can gaze up
at the sky in wonder
306
00:13:53,065 --> 00:13:55,166
without a wet clump
falling in his mouth.
307
00:13:55,233 --> 00:13:56,467
Mutant:
We can do that, too...
308
00:13:56,535 --> 00:13:58,069
(Splatting, mutant groans)
309
00:13:58,136 --> 00:14:00,037
Who's ready to fight
for equality?
310
00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:04,108
(Cheering) The devolution
revolution has begun!
311
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:07,978
Beautiful mutants,
please welcome... Devo!
312
00:14:08,046 --> 00:14:10,381
(Crowd cheering)
313
00:14:10,449 --> 00:14:12,950
Hello, sewer city.
314
00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:14,652
(Cheering)
315
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:16,987
As longtime mutants ourselves,
316
00:14:17,055 --> 00:14:18,956
we support
your righteous struggle,
317
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:21,125
and we'll do anything
we can for you!
318
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,193
Play "Whip it!"
319
00:14:22,260 --> 00:14:24,995
No. Play the other one.
320
00:14:25,063 --> 00:14:27,631
("Beautiful world" playing)
321
00:14:27,699 --> 00:14:30,434
Â♪ It's a beautiful world
we live in Â♪
322
00:14:30,502 --> 00:14:33,371
Â♪ a sweet romantic place Â♪
323
00:14:33,438 --> 00:14:37,808
Â♪ beautiful people everywhere Â♪
324
00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:40,544
Â♪ the way they show they care Â♪
325
00:14:40,612 --> 00:14:43,247
Â♪ makes me want to say Â♪
326
00:14:43,315 --> 00:14:45,883
Â♪ it's a beautiful world Â♪
327
00:14:45,951 --> 00:14:48,352
Â♪ it's a beautiful world Â♪
328
00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:51,389
Â♪ it's a beautiful world Â♪
329
00:14:51,456 --> 00:14:52,823
(blasting)
330
00:14:52,891 --> 00:14:55,393
Â♪ For you... Â♪
331
00:14:55,460 --> 00:14:57,228
Â♪ for you Â♪
332
00:15:00,298 --> 00:15:02,433
(explosions booming)
Â♪ for you. Â♪
333
00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:03,934
Now that we've got
their attention,
334
00:15:04,002 --> 00:15:06,003
it's time to hit them
where they sit
335
00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:07,938
by bending the West Side pipeway
336
00:15:08,006 --> 00:15:10,374
to return all sewage
to the surface.
337
00:15:10,442 --> 00:15:13,144
(Crowd cheering)
338
00:15:13,211 --> 00:15:17,014
But who could possibly
bend such a huge pipe?
339
00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:19,083
(Whimpers) So lonely.
340
00:15:19,151 --> 00:15:21,485
Poor, sad Bender.
341
00:15:21,553 --> 00:15:23,154
Hey, buddy.
(Sputters)
342
00:15:24,756 --> 00:15:26,690
Ah, what the heck?
343
00:15:26,758 --> 00:15:28,259
Mmm.
344
00:15:28,326 --> 00:15:31,061
Crowd (Chanting):
Bend it! Bend it!
345
00:15:31,129 --> 00:15:33,764
(Grunting)
Bend it! Bend it!
346
00:15:33,832 --> 00:15:35,599
(Cheering)
347
00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:41,705
(Crowd cheering)
348
00:15:41,773 --> 00:15:44,308
What goes down must back up.
349
00:15:44,376 --> 00:15:46,844
(Bubbling)
350
00:15:53,185 --> 00:15:54,885
Yucks.
351
00:15:54,953 --> 00:15:58,289
I picked the wrong day
to wear my new crocses.
352
00:15:58,356 --> 00:16:02,359
Prepare to storm the surface
for the million mutant march!
353
00:16:02,427 --> 00:16:04,829
(Cheering)
354
00:16:04,896 --> 00:16:06,530
Move out, Fry.
355
00:16:06,598 --> 00:16:09,066
We need our most disgusting
mutant leading the charge.
356
00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:10,401
I'll meet you up there.
357
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:12,069
I need to check out
something first.
358
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:13,671
Okay. Vyolet,
you're up front.
359
00:16:13,738 --> 00:16:15,473
Hey!
360
00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:18,442
Mrs. Astor:
Mayor, this sewer debacle
361
00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:20,344
has gone on long enough.
362
00:16:20,412 --> 00:16:23,113
As your largest
campaign contributor,
363
00:16:23,181 --> 00:16:24,682
I demand action!
364
00:16:24,749 --> 00:16:25,883
Very well.
365
00:16:25,951 --> 00:16:27,952
$80 worth of action it is.
366
00:16:28,019 --> 00:16:29,220
(Machine whirring)
367
00:16:29,287 --> 00:16:30,788
Voilà.
368
00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:32,323
We simply pump the fruits
of our excretion
369
00:16:32,390 --> 00:16:34,258
into Madison cube garden.
370
00:16:35,961 --> 00:16:39,096
Well, it seems everything
is under... (Gasps)
371
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:41,765
(Mutants shouting angrily)
372
00:16:43,902 --> 00:16:44,935
Two!
Four!
373
00:16:45,003 --> 00:16:46,403
Six eyes!
374
00:16:46,471 --> 00:16:48,939
All mutants:
The mutant people will arise!
375
00:16:49,007 --> 00:16:52,209
The segregation
of the mutant people ends today.
376
00:16:52,277 --> 00:16:56,580
We demand equal rights,
equal access to the surface
377
00:16:56,648 --> 00:16:59,350
and the blood
of your first-born children.
378
00:16:59,417 --> 00:17:00,751
(Whispering): That's
so we have something
379
00:17:00,819 --> 00:17:02,386
to give up in the negotiations.
380
00:17:02,454 --> 00:17:04,488
I've never been so moved,
381
00:17:04,556 --> 00:17:06,724
and I see no reason
to begin now.
382
00:17:06,791 --> 00:17:08,359
Hobbsy, flush those creatures
383
00:17:08,426 --> 00:17:10,694
back down the hole
they crawled out of.
384
00:17:10,762 --> 00:17:13,664
Madam's sewage-seeking
missile.
385
00:17:13,732 --> 00:17:14,865
(Beeps, whooshes)
386
00:17:14,933 --> 00:17:17,034
(Mutants gasping and screaming)
387
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:23,974
(All screaming)
388
00:17:29,748 --> 00:17:32,182
(Electronic trilling)
389
00:17:33,285 --> 00:17:35,853
Let my people stay!
390
00:17:35,921 --> 00:17:37,821
(Trilling)
391
00:17:43,161 --> 00:17:44,461
Neat.
392
00:17:44,529 --> 00:17:46,931
Mrs. Astor,
deep in the sewer,
393
00:17:46,998 --> 00:17:49,266
we discovered the wreck
of the land Titanic,
394
00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:51,101
on which your husband
land-drowned.
395
00:17:51,169 --> 00:17:53,837
Inside was something
that might interest you.
396
00:17:53,905 --> 00:17:55,806
The gemerald ring
397
00:17:55,874 --> 00:17:58,042
my husband was to give me
in lieu of children.
398
00:17:58,109 --> 00:17:59,743
Ah, so what?
399
00:17:59,811 --> 00:18:01,812
I have a chandelier in
my car made of those.
400
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,013
Not the gem.
401
00:18:03,081 --> 00:18:04,381
This passenger manifest.
402
00:18:04,449 --> 00:18:06,450
It turns out there
were mutants on that ship
403
00:18:06,518 --> 00:18:09,086
working below deck
in the sewage galley.
404
00:18:09,154 --> 00:18:10,688
Ma'am?
405
00:18:10,755 --> 00:18:13,657
I was just a young girl.
406
00:18:13,725 --> 00:18:15,725
Drain angels, they called us.
407
00:18:16,611 --> 00:18:18,846
When the ship
started going down,
408
00:18:18,914 --> 00:18:22,917
my mother grabbed me and made
for the nearest life car.
409
00:18:22,984 --> 00:18:24,518
(People screaming,
engines starting)
410
00:18:24,586 --> 00:18:28,856
But the places were all taken
by surface passengers.
411
00:18:28,924 --> 00:18:31,525
As my mother held me tight,
412
00:18:31,593 --> 00:18:36,397
i suddenly felt the gentle tap
of a cane on my face.
413
00:18:36,464 --> 00:18:41,101
I turned to see
the kindly smile of Mr. Astor.
414
00:18:47,509 --> 00:18:49,743
(Engine starting)
415
00:18:53,081 --> 00:18:56,150
Thanks to your husband's
humanity,
416
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,419
I lived to raise
my own daughter,
417
00:18:58,486 --> 00:19:01,155
and she a daughter in turn.
418
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:03,857
Mom, why have I
never heard this?
419
00:19:03,925 --> 00:19:05,659
(Whispering):
My mother's nuts.
420
00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:07,328
I beg you, Mrs. Astor,
421
00:19:07,395 --> 00:19:10,064
if you truly want to honor
your husband's memory,
422
00:19:10,131 --> 00:19:13,767
treat these people
with dignity, as he did.
423
00:19:13,835 --> 00:19:17,137
Oh. He was a dear man...
Mr. Astor.
424
00:19:17,205 --> 00:19:20,441
Randall, let's grant
these mutants their freedom.
425
00:19:20,508 --> 00:19:21,976
Okay.
426
00:19:22,043 --> 00:19:23,777
(Cheering)
427
00:19:23,845 --> 00:19:25,879
Are we not men now?
428
00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:28,382
I'm 40% potato,
but close enough.
429
00:19:28,450 --> 00:19:29,950
Thank you, Fry.
430
00:19:30,018 --> 00:19:33,254
I think maybe I can stomach
that kiss now.
431
00:19:33,321 --> 00:19:36,690
(Gagging)
432
00:19:37,892 --> 00:19:39,360
What the...?
433
00:19:39,427 --> 00:19:40,360
Good afternoon.
I am Mr. Astor.
434
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:43,981
I did not perish
that fateful day,
435
00:19:44,049 --> 00:19:46,417
but rather plummeted
into the toxic lake,
436
00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:48,386
where I mutated
and lived in solitude
437
00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:50,188
until this ruddy lad here
438
00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:52,323
stepped into my mouth
and lodged there.
439
00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:53,891
Mister...?
440
00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:55,693
Is that really you?
441
00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:57,128
(Sobs joyfully)
442
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,030
Hooray!
443
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:01,733
A happy ending for
the rich people!
444
00:20:05,270 --> 00:20:09,540
Mom, dad, grandma,
this is where I work.
445
00:20:09,608 --> 00:20:11,075
Oh.
446
00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:13,111
Was there a fire?
447
00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:15,079
So, Bender, how was the party?
448
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:17,148
Only the greatest party ever!
449
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,717
I don't need to have
another party in my whole life.
450
00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:21,853
I am partied out!
451
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:23,821
Dang. Sorry
we missed it.
452
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:26,124
We could have another one...
453
00:20:26,191 --> 00:20:28,593
If it would make you guys
feel better.
454
00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:30,595
Really? Nah, that's
not necess...
455
00:20:30,662 --> 00:20:32,597
Hit it, Bender!
456
00:20:32,664 --> 00:20:34,332
Â♪ Bend it, bend it Â♪
457
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,268
Â♪ just a little bit Â♪
458
00:20:37,336 --> 00:20:40,838
Â♪ and take it easy,
show you're liking it Â♪
459
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:44,876
Â♪ and, lover,
you know that we're gonna hit Â♪
460
00:20:44,943 --> 00:20:47,779
Â♪ the heights 'cause I'm sure
that we're made to fit Â♪
461
00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:53,317
Â♪ together just like pieces
of a jigsaw puzzle Â♪
462
00:20:53,385 --> 00:20:55,520
Â♪ what's the hustle. Â♪
463
00:20:55,587 --> 00:21:05,589
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