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♪ Two... two, three... ♪
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sync by honeybunny, corrected by gloriabg
www.addic7ed.com
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Professor (Over speaker):
Good news, everyone!
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We've been hired to make
our 100th delivery.
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(Cheering) One hundred!
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That's almost ten per year.
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This calls for a party, baby.
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I'm ordering a hundred kegs,
a hundred hookers
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and a hundred Elvis
impersonators who aren't above
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a little hooking,
should the occasion arise.
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Be very gentle, folks.
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This is the soufflé you're
delivering to Mrs. Astor.
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Oh, my God, it's Elzar!
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Hi, Eelzar! Ooh, great soufflé, Elzar!
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Whatever you do, don't drop it.
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See, Mrs. Astor takes
nitroglycerine for her heart,
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and being a class act,
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she prefers it in soufflé form.
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(Quietly): Bam.
(All gasp)
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To prevent the soufflé from exploding,
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Bender will carry it.
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He's gyroscopically stable.
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(Alarm wailing)
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(All gasping)
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(All grunting)
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Look!
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Mrs. Astor's mansion,
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just across that rickety rope bridge.
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(Wind howling)
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Amy: Wow, it's ricketier than it looks.
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You better try to jump it, Bender.
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Okay, let me back up for a running start.
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Here I go!
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(Panting)
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(Grunts)
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(Doorbell rings)
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I shall inform Mrs. Astor
that the circus is in town.
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Your soufflé, madam.
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I shall take it here, under my fork.
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Mmm.
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Where's the exploding?
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One does not explode in Mrs. Astor's face.
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I couldn't eat another bite.
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Hobbsy?
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(Barking)
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(Explosion, dogs yelp)
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Well done, sir.
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Have you a name?
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Hubert Farnsworth, at your service.
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A Farnsworth, you say?
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Well, if I'm not mistaken,
the Farnsworths have been
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in New New York for almost 200 years.
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Yes, I have.
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And I'm his uncle.
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How charmingly unconventional.
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I can eat a hot dog underwater.
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Say, would you Farnsworths
care to be my guests tomorrow
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at the Astor endowment fund-raiser?
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All the best families will be there.
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We can take them.
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(Quiet murmuring)
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(Applause)
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On April 10, 2912, my late husband and I
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set off down fifth Avenue
aboard the Land Titanic,
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the largest street-going vessel ever built.
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Just four days into her maiden voyage,
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as we approached 32nd street,
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the land liner struck a mailbox
and went down.
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2,000 souls were lost that day,
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including my dear husband.
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In loving memory, I established
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the Mr. Astor endowment, which this year
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supports the united
mutant scholarship fund.
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(Applause)
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Mutants? That's the kind of thing you are.
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Shh. You know mutants aren't
allowed on the surface.
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If anyone asks, say I'm an alien, remember?
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Oh, right. You gonna finish that roll?
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Shh.
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Mrs. Astor: Now, a short film
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about those pitiable creatures
so in need of our charity.
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(Film projector rattling)
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Narrator:
Far beneath the everyday rumble
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of limousines and poodle feet,
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there toil a downtrodden people
even less well off
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than the upper-middle class:
The noble sewer mutants.
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For, you see, generations
of exposure to toxic sewage
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mutated them into horrific monsters!
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- Ooh!
(Gasps) - Shut up.
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Narrator: These industrious,
uh, "people," I guess,
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maintain the various pipes
and poop chutes
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that keep decent, above-ground
society functioning.
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And where do these proud toileteers
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learn their menial skills?
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(Meows)
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At brown university,
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the nation's premiere
institution of lower learning.
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So please, give generously,
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knowing some poor helpless
mutant will thank you.
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Not in person, thank God.
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Well, that was disturbing.
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Oh, I understand, dear.
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They are hideous.
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Look, I guess you mean well,
but isn't that university
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just a tax-deductible
sewer-cleaning service?
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My dear, that school is about
much more than sewer pipes.
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- Really?
- It's also about keeping
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those filthy things busy.
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There are thousands of them
down there, breeding like rats.
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My great Uncle once saw a rat.
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If we don't keep them busy,
they'll start jabbering about
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equal rights in their ill-bred manner.
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Let's go.
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If I say one more thing,
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I might say it with my evening boot.
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Well! Rarely have I never!
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Please, don't blame Leela.
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She's just a little, uh, ill-bred.
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You know how mutants are.
(Groans)
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(Crowd gasping)
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Your companion is a mutant?
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But if anyone asks, say she's an alien.
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Help! Police!
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You may have eluded the authorities,
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but don't nothing get past Mrs. Astor.
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(Grunting)
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What's going to happen to me?!
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Permanent deportation, you mutant.
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You going downtown, baby.
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Way down.
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(Screaming)
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(Screaming fades)
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(Screaming)
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Incoming!
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(Grunts)
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Thanks, Colonel.
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Just doing my job, ma'am.
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(Doorbell rings)
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(Sobbing)
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Oh, mom, dad, I can't believe
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I have to spend the rest
of my life in this hellhole.
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I'm sorry.
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It's okay, sweetie.
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Now that you're here,
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this hellhole feels more
like a nice, regular hole.
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What do you say
we go get some sewer coffee,
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sewer cake and safeway ice cream.
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(Sputters)
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Well, the bottom's all
stocked with cheap stuff.
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Who's in the mood to party?
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Whoo!
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(Sighs)
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Poor Leela.
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I feel like I ruined her life.
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You did ruin her life.
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You might be right, Hermes.
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I am right.
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I almost feel like we should
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do something to help her.
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We should do something!
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I don't care what you say, Hermes.
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Let's go.
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Oh, mighty Mayor,
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we're here about Turanga Leela.
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You mean Leela?
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Right.
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I mean, sure she's a mutant,
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we've known that for years,
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but we kept it secret 'cause
she's a fine, upstanding...
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Wait. You knowingly
attempted to harbor a mutant?!
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We did harbor a mutant!
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Uh-oh.
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Look, Leela, there's old filthful.
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(Oohing)
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(Groans) And there's the West Side pipeway.
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If those guys slack off for even a second,
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it could explode.
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Hey, guys!
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This is my daughter Leela.
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- Yeah. Oh, hey.
- How you doing, Leela?
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(Screaming)
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Well, they're with the chuds now.
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These conditions are deplorable.
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I swear, I hate every single person
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on the surface
for making us live like this.
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(All groan)
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(Gasps) Leela.
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What are you doing here?
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We were sentenced to
two weeks in the sewer
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for harboring a mutant.
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Three dollars at the drug store.
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I'm so sorry I ratted you out,
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but, you know, after two weeks down here,
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I'll truly understand the
plight of the mutant people.
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How dare you.
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You want to understand something?
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Look at that lake.
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One dip in that toxic muck
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and your DNA will be permanently mutated.
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You'll grow a camel hump
or a Zoidberg face.
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(Shudders)
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You want to know what
it's like to be a mutant?
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Jump in and go for a swim.
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Um, I would, but I j... I ate
a bunch of potato salad, so...
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Yeah, that's what I thought.
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You are all surface.
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Fry, Hermes.
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Where my humans at?
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Ah, who cares?
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It is on.
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(Doorbell rings)
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Hey, hey, hey.
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(Whooping and cheering)
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I trust the orgy pit has
been scraped and buttered?
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You know it,
and there's mini-quiches, too.
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(Shudders)
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It's getting cold and smelly.
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My odor eaters are going critical.
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Maybe we could plotz in that giant cockle.
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Amy: Shmeepers, it's the Land Titanic,
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the biggest and onlyest
land boat ever constructed.
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(Whistles)
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This was one hell of a bus.
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Well, everyone debone a
bunk and get some shut-eye.
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Zoidberg, show some respect.
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This is a sacred shrine
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to the thousands who lost their lives.
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Amy: Hey, I found a safe.
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(Grunts)
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It's coming loose.
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Hand me some more of that cruise director.
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(Straining)
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(All gasp)
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The original passenger manifest.
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Spreadsheets were so elegant back then.
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Just one other item.
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It's jewelry... jewelry!
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It's jewelry, people!
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It's a priceless quantum-force gemerald.
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What's that enscribbled on it?
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"My dear Mrs. Astor.
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My love for you is
as unsinkable as this land ship
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and as brilliant as this stone.
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Dictated but not read, Mr. Astor."
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Aw.
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That's so valuable.
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I'll never have love like that.
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Leela hates me now.
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(Sniffles) Did you guys know
I have a crush on Leela?
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What's the matter, Leela?
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You've hardly touched
your toilet clams.
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(Sighs)
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Maybe I was too harsh on Fry.
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He didn't ruin my life on purpose.
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Things will work out, honey.
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Now, here.
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Have some more
of what looks like lemonade.
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(Dance music playing)
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Bender, I've been to wang-dang-doodles
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all up and down the galaxy,
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but this is the dangest
wang I ever doodled.
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Oh, yeah!
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Come on, baby, let's do it!
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Shake your booty, baby.
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Come on! Yeah!
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(Music continues)
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(Records scratch, music stops)
268
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Get out! Get out!
269
00:12:16,868 --> 00:12:18,468
It's not fun anymore!
270
00:12:18,536 --> 00:12:19,936
I want to be alone!
271
00:12:20,004 --> 00:12:21,104
Alone with me?
272
00:12:21,172 --> 00:12:23,273
I said scram, Grapey!
273
00:12:41,726 --> 00:12:42,993
(Gasps)
274
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Fry? What are you doing?!
275
00:12:45,096 --> 00:12:46,830
You were right.
276
00:12:46,898 --> 00:12:48,799
I don't know what it's
like to be a mutant.
277
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But I want to know.
278
00:12:50,701 --> 00:12:53,069
Wait. I never meant for you to...
279
00:12:53,137 --> 00:12:54,604
Oh, no!
280
00:12:57,809 --> 00:12:59,576
Fry! Fry!
281
00:12:59,644 --> 00:13:00,911
No!
282
00:13:00,978 --> 00:13:02,646
No! (Grunts)
283
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Fry: Any effect?
284
00:13:06,784 --> 00:13:07,918
(Screams)
285
00:13:07,985 --> 00:13:09,619
(Retching)
286
00:13:09,687 --> 00:13:10,954
Sorry.
287
00:13:11,022 --> 00:13:12,489
I tried to scream, but I barfed.
288
00:13:15,893 --> 00:13:20,163
(Screams) I think I'm knowing
what it's like to be a mutant.
289
00:13:20,231 --> 00:13:22,799
So what's with all the screaming?
290
00:13:22,867 --> 00:13:24,234
Hey, guys.
(All scream)
291
00:13:24,302 --> 00:13:25,802
(All retching)
292
00:13:25,870 --> 00:13:27,804
Fry, this is the stupidest,
293
00:13:27,872 --> 00:13:30,206
sweetest thing you've ever done.
294
00:13:30,274 --> 00:13:32,242
And you know, maybe now, together,
295
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we can be an inspiration to other mutants.
296
00:13:35,112 --> 00:13:36,746
I hope so, Leela.
297
00:13:36,814 --> 00:13:38,214
Aw. Come here.
298
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Let me give you a kiss.
299
00:13:40,551 --> 00:13:42,185
Uh... hug.
300
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Handshake.
301
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I'll text you.
302
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(Cheering)
303
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My fellow mutants,
304
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until recently, I dwelt on the surface,
305
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where a man can gaze up
at the sky in wonder
306
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without a wet clump falling in his mouth.
307
00:13:56,233 --> 00:13:57,467
Mutant: We can do that, too...
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(Splatting, mutant groans)
309
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Who's ready to fight for equality?
310
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(Cheering) The devolution
revolution has begun!
311
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Beautiful mutants, please welcome... Devo!
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(Crowd cheering)
313
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Hello, sewer city.
314
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(Cheering)
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As longtime mutants ourselves,
316
00:14:18,055 --> 00:14:19,956
we support your righteous struggle,
317
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and we'll do anything we can for you!
318
00:14:22,193 --> 00:14:23,193
Play "Whip it!"
319
00:14:23,260 --> 00:14:25,995
No. Play the other one.
320
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("Beautiful world" playing)
321
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♪ It's a beautiful world we live in ♪
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♪ a sweet romantic place ♪
323
00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:38,808
♪ beautiful people everywhere ♪
324
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♪ the way they show they care ♪
325
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♪ makes me want to say ♪
326
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♪ it's a beautiful world ♪
327
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♪ it's a beautiful world ♪
328
00:14:49,420 --> 00:14:52,389
♪ it's a beautiful world ♪
329
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(Blasting)
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♪ for you... ♪
331
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♪ for you ♪
332
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(explosions booming)
♪ for you. ♪
333
00:15:03,501 --> 00:15:04,934
Now that we've got their attention,
334
00:15:05,002 --> 00:15:07,003
it's time to hit them where they sit
335
00:15:07,071 --> 00:15:08,938
by bending the West Side pipeway
336
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to return all sewage to the surface.
337
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(Crowd cheering)
338
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But who could possibly
bend such a huge pipe?
339
00:15:18,082 --> 00:15:20,083
(Whimpers) So lonely.
340
00:15:20,151 --> 00:15:22,485
Poor, sad Bender.
341
00:15:22,553 --> 00:15:24,154
Hey, buddy.
(Sputters)
342
00:15:25,756 --> 00:15:27,690
Ah, what the heck?
343
00:15:27,758 --> 00:15:29,259
Mmm.
344
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Crowd (Chanting):
Bend it! Bend it!
345
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(Grunting)
Bend it! Bend it!
346
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(Cheering)
347
00:15:39,470 --> 00:15:42,705
(Crowd cheering)
348
00:15:42,773 --> 00:15:45,308
What goes down must back up.
349
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(Bubbling)
350
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Yucks.
351
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I picked the wrong day
to wear my new crocses.
352
00:15:59,356 --> 00:16:03,359
Prepare to storm the surface
for the million mutant march!
353
00:16:03,427 --> 00:16:05,829
(Cheering)
354
00:16:05,896 --> 00:16:07,530
Move out, Fry.
355
00:16:07,598 --> 00:16:10,066
We need our most disgusting
mutant leading the charge.
356
00:16:10,134 --> 00:16:11,401
I'll meet you up there.
357
00:16:11,469 --> 00:16:13,069
I need to check out something first.
358
00:16:13,137 --> 00:16:14,671
Okay. Vyolet, you're up front.
359
00:16:14,738 --> 00:16:16,473
Hey!
360
00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:19,442
Mrs. Astor: Mayor, this sewer debacle
361
00:16:19,510 --> 00:16:21,344
has gone on long enough.
362
00:16:21,412 --> 00:16:24,113
As your largest campaign contributor,
363
00:16:24,181 --> 00:16:25,682
I demand action!
364
00:16:25,749 --> 00:16:26,883
Very well.
365
00:16:26,951 --> 00:16:28,952
$80 worth of action it is.
366
00:16:29,019 --> 00:16:30,220
(Machine whirring)
367
00:16:30,287 --> 00:16:31,788
Voilá.
368
00:16:31,856 --> 00:16:33,323
We simply pump the fruits of our excretion
369
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into Madison Cube Garden.
370
00:16:36,961 --> 00:16:40,096
Well, it seems everything is under...
(Gasps)
371
00:16:40,164 --> 00:16:42,765
(Mutants shouting angrily)
372
00:16:44,902 --> 00:16:45,935
- Two!
- Four!
373
00:16:46,003 --> 00:16:47,403
Six eyes!
374
00:16:47,471 --> 00:16:49,939
All mutants: The mutant people will arise!
375
00:16:50,007 --> 00:16:53,209
The segregation
of the mutant people ends today.
376
00:16:53,277 --> 00:16:57,580
We demand equal rights,
equal access to the surface
377
00:16:57,648 --> 00:17:00,350
and the blood of your first-born children.
378
00:17:00,417 --> 00:17:01,751
(Whispering): That's so we have something
379
00:17:01,819 --> 00:17:03,386
to give up in the negotiations.
380
00:17:03,454 --> 00:17:05,488
I've never been so moved,
381
00:17:05,556 --> 00:17:07,724
and I see no reason to begin now.
382
00:17:07,791 --> 00:17:09,359
Hobbsy, flush those creatures
383
00:17:09,426 --> 00:17:11,694
back down the hole they crawled out of.
384
00:17:11,762 --> 00:17:14,664
Madam's sewage-seeking missile.
385
00:17:14,732 --> 00:17:15,865
(Beeps, whooshes)
386
00:17:15,933 --> 00:17:18,034
(Mutants gasping and screaming)
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(All screaming)
388
00:17:30,748 --> 00:17:33,182
(Electronic trilling)
389
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Let my people stay!
390
00:17:36,921 --> 00:17:38,821
(Trilling)
391
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Neat.
392
00:17:45,529 --> 00:17:47,931
Mrs. Astor, deep in the sewer,
393
00:17:47,998 --> 00:17:50,266
we discovered the wreck
of the Land Titanic,
394
00:17:50,334 --> 00:17:52,101
on which your husband land-drowned.
395
00:17:52,169 --> 00:17:54,837
Inside was something
that might interest you.
396
00:17:54,905 --> 00:17:56,806
The gemerald ring
397
00:17:56,874 --> 00:17:59,042
my husband was to give me
in lieu of children.
398
00:17:59,109 --> 00:18:00,743
Ah, so what?
399
00:18:00,811 --> 00:18:02,812
I have a chandelier in
my car made of those.
400
00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:04,013
Not the gem.
401
00:18:04,081 --> 00:18:05,381
This passenger manifest.
402
00:18:05,449 --> 00:18:07,450
It turns out there were
mutants on that ship
403
00:18:07,518 --> 00:18:10,086
working below deck in the sewage galley.
404
00:18:10,154 --> 00:18:11,688
Ma'am?
405
00:18:11,755 --> 00:18:14,657
I was just a young girl.
406
00:18:14,725 --> 00:18:16,725
Drain angels, they called us.
407
00:18:17,611 --> 00:18:19,846
When the ship started going down,
408
00:18:19,914 --> 00:18:23,917
my mother grabbed me and made
for the nearest life car.
409
00:18:23,984 --> 00:18:25,518
(People screaming,
engines starting)
410
00:18:25,586 --> 00:18:29,856
But the places were all taken
by surface passengers.
411
00:18:29,924 --> 00:18:32,525
As my mother held me tight,
412
00:18:32,593 --> 00:18:37,397
I suddenly felt the gentle tap
of a cane on my face.
413
00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:42,101
I turned to see
the kindly smile of Mr. Astor.
414
00:18:48,509 --> 00:18:50,743
(Engine starting)
415
00:18:54,081 --> 00:18:57,150
Thanks to your husband's humanity,
416
00:18:57,218 --> 00:18:59,419
I lived to raise my own daughter,
417
00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:02,155
and she a daughter in turn.
418
00:19:02,223 --> 00:19:04,857
Mom, why have I never heard this?
419
00:19:04,925 --> 00:19:06,659
(Whispering): My mother's nuts.
420
00:19:06,727 --> 00:19:08,328
I beg you, Mrs. Astor,
421
00:19:08,395 --> 00:19:11,064
if you truly want to honor
your husband's memory,
422
00:19:11,131 --> 00:19:14,767
treat these people
with dignity, as he did.
423
00:19:14,835 --> 00:19:18,137
Oh. He was a dear man... Mr. Astor.
424
00:19:18,205 --> 00:19:21,441
Randall, let's grant
these mutants their freedom.
425
00:19:21,508 --> 00:19:22,976
Okay.
426
00:19:23,043 --> 00:19:24,777
(Cheering)
427
00:19:24,845 --> 00:19:26,879
Are we not men now?
428
00:19:26,947 --> 00:19:29,382
I'm 40% potato, but close enough.
429
00:19:29,450 --> 00:19:30,950
Thank you, Fry.
430
00:19:31,018 --> 00:19:34,254
I think maybe I can stomach that kiss now.
431
00:19:34,321 --> 00:19:37,690
(Gagging)
432
00:19:38,892 --> 00:19:40,360
What the...?
433
00:19:40,427 --> 00:19:41,660
Good afternoon. I am Mr. Astor.
434
00:19:42,914 --> 00:19:44,981
I did not perish that fateful day,
435
00:19:45,049 --> 00:19:47,417
but rather plummeted into the toxic lake,
436
00:19:47,485 --> 00:19:49,386
where I mutated and lived in solitude
437
00:19:49,454 --> 00:19:51,188
until this ruddy lad here
438
00:19:51,255 --> 00:19:53,323
stepped into my mouth and lodged there.
439
00:19:53,391 --> 00:19:54,891
Mister...?
440
00:19:54,959 --> 00:19:56,693
Is that really you?
441
00:19:56,761 --> 00:19:58,128
(Sobs joyfully)
442
00:19:58,196 --> 00:20:00,030
Hooray!
443
00:20:00,098 --> 00:20:02,733
A happy ending for the rich people!
444
00:20:06,270 --> 00:20:10,540
Mom, dad, grandma, this is where I work.
445
00:20:10,608 --> 00:20:12,075
Oh.
446
00:20:12,143 --> 00:20:14,111
Was there a fire?
447
00:20:14,178 --> 00:20:16,079
So, Bender, how was the party?
448
00:20:16,147 --> 00:20:18,148
Only the greatest party ever!
449
00:20:18,216 --> 00:20:20,717
I don't need to have
another party in my whole life.
450
00:20:20,785 --> 00:20:22,853
I am partied out!
451
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:24,821
Dang. Sorry we missed it.
452
00:20:24,889 --> 00:20:27,124
We could have another one...
453
00:20:27,191 --> 00:20:29,593
If it would make you guys feel better.
454
00:20:29,660 --> 00:20:31,595
Really? Nah, that's not necess...
455
00:20:31,662 --> 00:20:33,597
Hit it, Bender!
456
00:20:33,664 --> 00:20:35,332
♪ bend it, bend it ♪
457
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:38,268
♪ just a little bit ♪
458
00:20:38,336 --> 00:20:41,838
♪ and take it easy,
show you're liking it ♪
459
00:20:41,906 --> 00:20:45,876
♪ and, lover,
you know that we're gonna hit ♪
460
00:20:45,943 --> 00:20:48,779
♪ the heights 'cause I'm sure
that we're made to fit ♪
461
00:20:48,846 --> 00:20:54,317
♪ together just like pieces
of a Jigsaw puzzle ♪
462
00:20:54,385 --> 00:20:56,520
♪ what's the hustle. ♪
463
00:20:56,587 --> 00:21:00,589
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