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♪ Two... two, three... ♪
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sync by honeybunny, corrected by gloriabg
www.addic7ed.com
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Good news, everyone!
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We've been hired to make
our 100th delivery.
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One hundred!
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That's almost ten per year.
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This calls for a party, baby.
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I'm ordering a hundred kegs,
a hundred hookers
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and a hundred Elvis
impersonators who aren't above
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a little hooking,
should the occasion arise.
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Be very gentle, folks.
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This is the soufflé you're
delivering to Mrs. Astor.
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Oh, my God, it's Elzar!
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Hi, Eelzar! Ooh, great soufflé, Elzar!
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Whatever you do, don't drop it.
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See, Mrs. Astor takes
nitroglycerine for her heart,
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and being a class act,
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she prefers it in soufflé form.
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Bam.
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To prevent the soufflé from exploding,
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Bender will carry it.
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He's gyroscopically stable.
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Look!
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Mrs. Astor's mansion,
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just across that rickety rope bridge.
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Wow, it's ricketier than it looks.
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You better try to jump it, Bender.
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Okay, let me back up for a running start.
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Here I go!
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I shall inform Mrs. Astor
that the circus is in town.
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Your soufflé, madam.
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I shall take it here, under my fork.
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Mmm.
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Where's the exploding?
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One does not explode in Mrs. Astor's face.
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I couldn't eat another bite.
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Hobbsy?
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Well done, sir.
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Have you a name?
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Hubert Farnsworth, at your service.
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A Farnsworth, you say?
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Well, if I'm not mistaken,
the Farnsworths have been
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in New New York for almost 200 years.
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Yes, I have.
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And I'm his uncle.
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How charmingly unconventional.
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I can eat a hot dog underwater.
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Say, would you Farnsworths
care to be my guests tomorrow
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at the Astor endowment fund-raiser?
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All the best families will be there.
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We can take them.
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On April 10, 2912, my late husband and I
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set off down fifth Avenue
aboard the Land Titanic,
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the largest street-going vessel ever built.
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Just four days into her maiden voyage,
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as we approached 32nd street,
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the land liner struck a mailbox
and went down.
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2,000 souls were lost that day,
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including my dear husband.
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In loving memory, I established
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the Mr. Astor endowment, which this year
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supports the united
mutant scholarship fund.
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Mutants? That's the kind of thing you are.
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Shh. You know mutants aren't
allowed on the surface.
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If anyone asks, say I'm an alien, remember?
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Oh, right. You gonna finish that roll?
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Shh.
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Now, a short film
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about those pitiable creatures
so in need of our charity.
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Far beneath the everyday rumble
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of limousines and poodle feet,
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there toil a downtrodden people
even less well off
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than the upper-middle class:
The noble sewer mutants.
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For, you see, generations
of exposure to toxic sewage
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mutated them into horrific monsters!
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- Ooh!
- Shut up.
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These industrious,
uh, "people," I guess,
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maintain the various pipes
and poop chutes
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that keep decent, above-ground
society functioning.
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And where do these proud toileteers
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learn their menial skills?
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At brown university,
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the nation's premiere
institution of lower learning.
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So please, give generously,
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knowing some poor helpless
mutant will thank you.
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Not in person, thank God.
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Well, that was disturbing.
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Oh, I understand, dear.
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They are hideous.
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Look, I guess you mean well,
but isn't that university
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just a tax-deductible
sewer-cleaning service?
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My dear, that school is about
much more than sewer pipes.
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- Really?
- It's also about keeping
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those filthy things busy.
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There are thousands of them
down there, breeding like rats.
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My great Uncle once saw a rat.
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If we don't keep them busy,
they'll start jabbering about
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equal rights in their ill-bred manner.
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Let's go.
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If I say one more thing,
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I might say it with my evening boot.
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Well! Rarely have I never!
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Please, don't blame Leela.
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She's just a little, uh, ill-bred.
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You know how mutants are.
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Your companion is a mutant?
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But if anyone asks, say she's an alien.
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Help! Police!
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You may have eluded the authorities,
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but don't nothing get past Mrs. Astor.
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What's going to happen to me?!
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Permanent deportation, you mutant.
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You going downtown, baby.
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Way down.
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Incoming!
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Thanks, Colonel.
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Just doing my job, ma'am.
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Oh, mom, dad, I can't believe
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I have to spend the rest
of my life in this hellhole.
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I'm sorry.
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It's okay, sweetie.
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Now that you're here,
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this hellhole feels more
like a nice, regular hole.
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What do you say
we go get some sewer coffee,
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sewer cake and safeway ice cream.
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Well, the bottom's all
stocked with cheap stuff.
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Who's in the mood to party?
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Whoo!
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Poor Leela.
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I feel like I ruined her life.
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You did ruin her life.
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You might be right, Hermes.
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I am right.
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I almost feel like we should
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do something to help her.
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We should do something!
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I don't care what you say, Hermes.
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Let's go.
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Oh, mighty Mayor,
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we're here about Turanga Leela.
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You mean Leela?
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Right.
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I mean, sure she's a mutant,
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we've known that for years,
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but we kept it secret 'cause
she's a fine, upstanding...
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Wait. You knowingly
attempted to harbor a mutant?!
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We did harbor a mutant!
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Uh-oh.
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Look, Leela, there's old filthful.
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And there's the West Side pipeway.
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If those guys slack off for even a second,
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it could explode.
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Hey, guys!
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This is my daughter Leela.
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- Yeah. Oh, hey.
- How you doing, Leela?
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Well, they're with the chuds now.
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These conditions are deplorable.
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I swear, I hate every single person
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on the surface
for making us live like this.
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Leela.
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What are you doing here?
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We were sentenced to
two weeks in the sewer
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for harboring a mutant.
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Three dollars at the drug store.
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I'm so sorry I ratted you out,
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but, you know, after two weeks down here,
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I'll truly understand the
plight of the mutant people.
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How dare you.
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You want to understand something?
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Look at that lake.
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One dip in that toxic muck
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and your DNA will be permanently mutated.
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You'll grow a camel hump
or a Zoidberg face.
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You want to know what
it's like to be a mutant?
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Jump in and go for a swim.
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Um, I would, but I j... I ate
a bunch of potato salad, so...
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Yeah, that's what I thought.
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You are all surface.
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Fry, Hermes.
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Where my humans at?
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Ah, who cares?
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It is on.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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I trust the orgy pit has
been scraped and buttered?
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You know it,
and there's mini-quiches, too.
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It's getting cold and smelly.
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My odor eaters are going critical.
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Maybe we could plotz in that giant cockle.
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Shmeepers, it's the Land Titanic,
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the biggest and onlyest
land boat ever constructed.
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This was one hell of a bus.
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Well, everyone debone a
bunk and get some shut-eye.
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Zoidberg, show some respect.
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This is a sacred shrine
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to the thousands who lost their lives.
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Hey, I found a safe.
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It's coming loose.
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Hand me some more of that cruise director.
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The original passenger manifest.
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Spreadsheets were so elegant back then.
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Just one other item.
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It's jewelry... jewelry!
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It's jewelry, people!
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It's a priceless quantum-force gemerald.
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What's that enscribbled on it?
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"My dear Mrs. Astor.
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My love for you is
as unsinkable as this land ship
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and as brilliant as this stone.
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Dictated but not read, Mr. Astor."
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Aw.
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That's so valuable.
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I'll never have love like that.
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Leela hates me now.
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Did you guys know
I have a crush on Leela?
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What's the matter, Leela?
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You've hardly touched
your toilet clams.
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Maybe I was too harsh on Fry.
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He didn't ruin my life on purpose.
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Things will work out, honey.
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Now, here.
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Have some more
of what looks like lemonade.
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Bender, I've been to wang-dang-doodles
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all up and down the galaxy,
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but this is the dangest
wang I ever doodled.
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Oh, yeah!
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Come on, baby, let's do it!
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Shake your booty, baby.
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Come on! Yeah!
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Get out! Get out!
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It's not fun anymore!
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I want to be alone!
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Alone with me?
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I said scram, Grapey!
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Fry? What are you doing?!
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You were right.
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I don't know what it's
like to be a mutant.
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But I want to know.
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Wait. I never meant for you to...
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Oh, no!
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Fry! Fry!
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No!
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No!
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Any effect?
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Sorry.
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I tried to scream, but I barfed.
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I think I'm knowing
what it's like to be a mutant.
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So what's with all the screaming?
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Hey, guys.
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Fry, this is the stupidest,
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sweetest thing you've ever done.
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And you know, maybe now, together,
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we can be an inspiration to other mutants.
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I hope so, Leela.
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Aw. Come here.
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Let me give you a kiss.
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Uh... hug.
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Handshake.
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I'll text you.
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My fellow mutants,
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until recently, I dwelt on the surface,
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where a man can gaze up
at the sky in wonder
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without a wet clump falling in his mouth.
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We can do that, too...
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Who's ready to fight for equality?
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The devolution
revolution has begun!
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Beautiful mutants, please welcome... Devo!
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Hello, sewer city.
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As longtime mutants ourselves,
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we support your righteous struggle,
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and we'll do anything we can for you!
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Play "Whip it!"
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No. Play the other one.
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Now that we've got their attention,
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it's time to hit them where they sit
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by bending the West Side pipeway
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to return all sewage to the surface.
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But who could possibly
bend such a huge pipe?
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So lonely.
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Poor, sad Bender.
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Hey, buddy.
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Ah, what the heck?
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Mmm.
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Crowd
Bend it! Bend it!
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Bend it! Bend it!
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What goes down must back up.
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Yucks.
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I picked the wrong day
to wear my new crocses.
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Prepare to storm the surface
for the million mutant march!
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Move out, Fry.
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We need our most disgusting
mutant leading the charge.
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I'll meet you up there.
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I need to check out something first.
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Okay. Vyolet, you're up front.
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Hey!
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Mayor, this sewer debacle
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has gone on long enough.
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As your largest campaign contributor,
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I demand action!
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Very well.
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$80 worth of action it is.
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Voilá.
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We simply pump the fruits of our excretion
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into Madison Cube Garden.
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Well, it seems everything is under...
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- Two!
- Four!
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Six eyes!
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The mutant people will arise!
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The segregation
of the mutant people ends today.
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We demand equal rights,
equal access to the surface
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and the blood of your first-born children.
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That's so we have something
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to give up in the negotiations.
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I've never been so moved,
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and I see no reason to begin now.
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Hobbsy, flush those creatures
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back down the hole they crawled out of.
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Madam's sewage-seeking missile.
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Let my people stay!
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Neat.
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Mrs. Astor, deep in the sewer,
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we discovered the wreck
of the Land Titanic,
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on which your husband land-drowned.
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Inside was something
that might interest you.
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The gemerald ring
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my husband was to give me
in lieu of children.
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Ah, so what?
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I have a chandelier in
my car made of those.
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Not the gem.
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This passenger manifest.
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It turns out there were
mutants on that ship
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working below deck in the sewage galley.
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Ma'am?
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I was just a young girl.
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Drain angels, they called us.
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When the ship started going down,
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my mother grabbed me and made
for the nearest life car.
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But the places were all taken
by surface passengers.
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As my mother held me tight,
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I suddenly felt the gentle tap
of a cane on my face.
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I turned to see
the kindly smile of Mr. Astor.
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Thanks to your husband's humanity,
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I lived to raise my own daughter,
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and she a daughter in turn.
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Mom, why have I never heard this?
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My mother's nuts.
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I beg you, Mrs. Astor,
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if you truly want to honor
your husband's memory,
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treat these people
with dignity, as he did.
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Oh. He was a dear man... Mr. Astor.
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Randall, let's grant
these mutants their freedom.
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Okay.
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Are we not men now?
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I'm 40% potato, but close enough.
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Thank you, Fry.
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I think maybe I can stomach that kiss now.
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What the...?
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Good afternoon. I am Mr. Astor.
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I did not perish that fateful day,
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but rather plummeted into the toxic lake,
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where I mutated and lived in solitude
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until this ruddy lad here
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stepped into my mouth and lodged there.
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Mister...?
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Is that really you?
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Hooray!
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A happy ending for the rich people!
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Mom, dad, grandma, this is where I work.
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Oh.
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Was there a fire?
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So, Bender, how was the party?
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Only the greatest party ever!
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I don't need to have
another party in my whole life.
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I am partied out!
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Dang. Sorry we missed it.
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We could have another one...
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If it would make you guys feel better.
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Really? Nah, that's not necess...
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Hit it, Bender!
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