1 00:00:01,642 --> 00:00:03,894 MARY ALICE: Previously on Desperate Housewives. 2 00:00:03,935 --> 00:00:06,647 Danielle came back home. 3 00:00:06,688 --> 00:00:08,982 Lynette was afraid for her children. 4 00:00:09,024 --> 00:00:11,401 It feels like I've ruined their childhood. 5 00:00:11,443 --> 00:00:12,610 Katherine's past... 6 00:00:12,652 --> 00:00:13,944 We know all about Chicago. 7 00:00:13,986 --> 00:00:15,446 ... came back to haunt her. 8 00:00:15,488 --> 00:00:18,032 Oh, good. We're in agreement. The fountain stays. 9 00:00:18,074 --> 00:00:19,700 Edie made threats. 10 00:00:19,742 --> 00:00:23,079 If the IRS gets wind of your rainy-day fund, 11 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:25,373 they could make me testify against you. 12 00:00:25,414 --> 00:00:28,083 But evasive action was taken. 13 00:00:29,709 --> 00:00:33,672 I want us to be together, too, but I also want to feel good about it. 14 00:00:33,713 --> 00:00:36,758 And Gabby and Carlos ended their affair... 15 00:00:39,678 --> 00:00:41,262 ... too late. 16 00:00:41,304 --> 00:00:43,722 Could you make it out to cash? 17 00:00:49,019 --> 00:00:54,233 As a little girl, Edie Britt was afraid of many things. 18 00:00:54,274 --> 00:00:57,903 And all the little boys in her neighbourhood knew this. 19 00:00:58,946 --> 00:01:03,741 So they would wait for her with rubber snakes and croaking frogs 20 00:01:04,450 --> 00:01:09,080 and plastic spiders, hoping to make Edie scream. 21 00:01:09,372 --> 00:01:10,748 (SHOUTING) 22 00:01:10,873 --> 00:01:13,251 (SCREAMING) 23 00:01:14,210 --> 00:01:16,461 But once she was a big girl, 24 00:01:16,503 --> 00:01:20,424 Edie Britt was afraid of only one thing. 25 00:01:20,465 --> 00:01:24,678 That her lover might leave her for someone else. 26 00:01:25,846 --> 00:01:28,140 And Carlos Solis knew this. 27 00:01:28,181 --> 00:01:32,518 So when he decided to go, he tried to do it quickly. 28 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:34,270 What the hell is this? 29 00:01:34,312 --> 00:01:37,273 Mostly to avoid her screaming. 30 00:01:37,315 --> 00:01:40,443 It just hasn't been working for a long, long time. 31 00:01:40,484 --> 00:01:42,611 That's a lie. We were happy. 32 00:01:42,653 --> 00:01:46,489 Come on. Let's not argue. I want us to end this as friends. 33 00:01:46,531 --> 00:01:49,951 I bet you do, given all I know about your finances. 34 00:01:51,995 --> 00:01:55,457 That's true. You know some of my secrets. 35 00:01:55,498 --> 00:01:59,294 But I'm betting you still care enough about me to keep them. 36 00:02:00,003 --> 00:02:04,006 All right. I won't say anything to anyone about your money 37 00:02:04,048 --> 00:02:07,009 in the Grand Caymans on one condition. 38 00:02:08,469 --> 00:02:12,014 You have to tell me the truth about why you're leaving. 39 00:02:13,307 --> 00:02:15,142 The truth? 40 00:02:15,184 --> 00:02:17,144 Is there someone else? 41 00:02:18,561 --> 00:02:19,896 No. 42 00:02:23,107 --> 00:02:26,486 Thank you, Carlos. You made this a lot easier. 43 00:02:31,658 --> 00:02:36,578 Yes, Edie Britt had been forced to face her worst fear. 44 00:02:37,037 --> 00:02:40,082 And she now felt it was only fair... 45 00:02:40,123 --> 00:02:45,671 Hi, I know a guy who's got millions in an offshore bank account. 46 00:02:46,797 --> 00:02:49,674 Who would I talk to about that? 47 00:02:49,715 --> 00:02:52,802 ... that Carlos should face his. 48 00:03:04,271 --> 00:03:05,355 WOMAN: Can you meet me there? 49 00:03:05,397 --> 00:03:09,025 Yes, it was that time of year. 50 00:03:09,067 --> 00:03:13,196 Halloween had come once again to Wisteria Lane. 51 00:03:13,238 --> 00:03:17,575 And no one was more determined to celebrate its arrival 52 00:03:17,617 --> 00:03:20,577 than the gay couple who had just moved in. 53 00:03:20,619 --> 00:03:22,454 So which of the neighbours should we invite first? 54 00:03:22,496 --> 00:03:24,248 What does it matter? They all hate us. 55 00:03:24,289 --> 00:03:26,041 Oh, Lee, that's not true. They hate you. 56 00:03:26,083 --> 00:03:27,584 I'm the butch one they can feel comfortable around. 57 00:03:27,626 --> 00:03:29,545 You keep telling yourself that. 58 00:03:29,586 --> 00:03:32,881 Let's start with Bree. She's got a gay son, I bet she's homo-friendly. 59 00:03:32,923 --> 00:03:35,551 Why? My mother has one and she's not. 60 00:03:39,470 --> 00:03:40,722 Hi. 61 00:03:40,763 --> 00:03:42,015 Oh, hello. 62 00:03:42,056 --> 00:03:43,558 We're just dropping by to let you know we're having 63 00:03:43,599 --> 00:03:45,935 a Halloween party. We'd love for you to come. 64 00:03:45,977 --> 00:03:49,272 Oh. Well, thank you. Orson and I would be delighted. 65 00:03:49,314 --> 00:03:53,817 Well, you can bring your whole family if you like. Is that your daughter? 66 00:03:55,027 --> 00:03:58,947 No, my daughter is in Switzerland at boarding school. 67 00:03:58,989 --> 00:04:00,741 Then who was that? 68 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:04,244 My son. Trying on his costume. 69 00:04:05,287 --> 00:04:07,539 He's going to be Cher this year. 70 00:04:07,955 --> 00:04:10,249 Okay, he's definitely invited. 71 00:04:15,212 --> 00:04:17,715 How many times have I told you to stay away from the windows? 72 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:21,510 I'm bored. You won't let me go outside, can't I at least look? 73 00:04:21,552 --> 00:04:22,762 What's that? 74 00:04:22,803 --> 00:04:25,430 Oh, we've been invited to Bob and Lee's for Halloween. 75 00:04:25,472 --> 00:04:28,350 A costume party, cool. Can I go? 76 00:04:28,850 --> 00:04:32,479 - Are you insane? - It's Halloween. I'll go as a pumpkin. 77 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:36,691 You're due in three weeks. Until then, no windows and no parties. 78 00:04:38,401 --> 00:04:42,363 So, this is going to be fun. Will you help me with a costume? 79 00:04:44,907 --> 00:04:49,453 Sure. How familiar are you with pop icons from the '70s? 80 00:04:53,916 --> 00:04:57,210 Victor. It's me. I got your message. 81 00:04:57,251 --> 00:04:59,045 I gotta be honest, I'm very annoyed 82 00:04:59,087 --> 00:05:01,965 that you're not coming home today like you promised. 83 00:05:02,006 --> 00:05:04,467 I told you I have something very important to tell you. 84 00:05:04,509 --> 00:05:07,387 And I wanted to do it in person, but now you're not gonna be home 85 00:05:07,428 --> 00:05:09,973 for another week and I can't wait. 86 00:05:10,722 --> 00:05:12,724 Victor, I'm leaving you. 87 00:05:14,267 --> 00:05:19,231 I can't believe I'm ending my marriage on a hotel voice mail. 88 00:05:19,272 --> 00:05:22,943 This is very tacky. You're forcing me to be tacky, Victor. 89 00:05:22,985 --> 00:05:26,238 I am not a tacky person. I am very, very classy. 90 00:05:26,279 --> 00:05:28,280 Oh, hang on one second. 91 00:05:29,281 --> 00:05:32,451 Hello? Hey, Carlos. Yeah, I can't talk right now. 92 00:05:32,493 --> 00:05:36,664 I'm breaking up with Victor. No, he's not here. He's in Washington. 93 00:05:37,039 --> 00:05:39,333 Yeah, okay, I'll explain later. 94 00:05:40,167 --> 00:05:42,168 Sorry about that, Victor. 95 00:05:42,210 --> 00:05:48,008 Anyway, it's over. We both know it wasn't working. 96 00:05:48,049 --> 00:05:51,553 Good luck on everything. And you don't have to call me back. 97 00:05:51,594 --> 00:05:53,305 Okay, bye-bye. 98 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:03,022 I was surprised that my doctor suggested genetic counselling. 99 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:05,399 I didn't have to do that with my last baby. 100 00:06:05,441 --> 00:06:09,862 Well, you were 26 when you had your last child. Now, you're... 101 00:06:09,903 --> 00:06:11,447 Careful. 102 00:06:11,989 --> 00:06:16,451 ...old enough to benefit from this particular branch of medicine. 103 00:06:16,492 --> 00:06:17,744 Nice save. 104 00:06:17,785 --> 00:06:18,870 Now can we just skip to the part 105 00:06:18,911 --> 00:06:21,039 where you tell me what's wrong with my baby? 106 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:23,416 Well, we don't know if anything's wrong. 107 00:06:23,458 --> 00:06:26,210 We're just going over your family medical history, 108 00:06:26,252 --> 00:06:28,212 just to be on the safe side. 109 00:06:28,254 --> 00:06:29,963 Okay. 110 00:06:30,005 --> 00:06:32,341 My Aunt Ella has arthritis. 111 00:06:32,382 --> 00:06:35,052 I have two cousins with webbed feet. 112 00:06:35,093 --> 00:06:38,805 And there's a whole lot of third nipples on my dad's side. 113 00:06:39,598 --> 00:06:42,392 Apparently, I married into carnie folk. 114 00:06:43,143 --> 00:06:45,811 Okay, Mike, what about your family? 115 00:06:45,853 --> 00:06:48,105 Everybody's pretty healthy. 116 00:06:48,147 --> 00:06:50,358 My grandmother has epilepsy. 117 00:06:50,399 --> 00:06:55,071 My father had high blood pressure. But he's on medication so it's fine now. 118 00:06:55,696 --> 00:06:58,240 What do you mean, "It's fine now"? He's dead. 119 00:06:58,282 --> 00:07:00,493 No, he's not. What makes you think that? 120 00:07:00,534 --> 00:07:04,871 Because that's what you told me when we first started dating. 121 00:07:04,913 --> 00:07:09,084 Oh. Well, I'm sorry if I gave you that impression. 122 00:07:09,125 --> 00:07:11,628 It wasn't an impression. You said those words, 123 00:07:11,670 --> 00:07:14,089 "My father's dead." 124 00:07:15,048 --> 00:07:16,548 It's complicated. 125 00:07:16,590 --> 00:07:19,009 How can it be complicated? He's either dead or alive. 126 00:07:19,051 --> 00:07:21,804 Does it sound complicated to you, Michelle? 127 00:07:21,845 --> 00:07:27,184 Oh, wow, I'm sorry, I've got an emergency plumbing call. 128 00:07:27,226 --> 00:07:30,354 I'm gonna have to do this later. Don't wait up. 129 00:07:35,358 --> 00:07:39,445 Okay, so Mike's grandmother is epileptic? 130 00:07:39,487 --> 00:07:43,283 Yeah, but apparently his dad can rise from the dead. 131 00:07:43,741 --> 00:07:46,577 So let's hope the baby gets that gene. 132 00:07:51,081 --> 00:07:52,958 Hey, how'd the PET scan go? 133 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,584 She was a real trouper. 134 00:07:54,626 --> 00:07:57,629 Twenty minutes inside that tube, she didn't complain once. 135 00:07:57,671 --> 00:08:00,799 In a couple of days, we'll know if you beat this son-of-a-bitch. 136 00:08:00,841 --> 00:08:02,968 And Dr Rushton is very optimistic. 137 00:08:03,010 --> 00:08:04,844 Fantastic. He's the best. 138 00:08:04,885 --> 00:08:09,473 Hey, what do you say I ditch work and I take you to that Thai place for lunch? 139 00:08:09,515 --> 00:08:12,768 - Lynette? - Is that a hole? 140 00:08:12,810 --> 00:08:13,936 What? 141 00:08:13,978 --> 00:08:17,690 In the garden there. Has something been digging in there? 142 00:08:17,732 --> 00:08:21,943 Oh, it might be a possum. I saw one the other day. 143 00:08:21,985 --> 00:08:24,821 You saw a possum and you didn't tell me? 144 00:08:24,863 --> 00:08:27,490 Didn't know it was front-page news. 145 00:08:27,532 --> 00:08:29,367 Well, we gotta do something about this. 146 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:32,454 And we will. So, do you wanna bring the kids or would you prefer 147 00:08:32,495 --> 00:08:34,873 a gloriously romantic lunch with just me? 148 00:08:34,914 --> 00:08:37,583 I can't eat right now, Tom. I've gotta go to the garden centre 149 00:08:37,625 --> 00:08:39,460 and get some fencing. 150 00:08:39,501 --> 00:08:42,671 God, this is annoying. I can't believe you didn't tell me 151 00:08:42,713 --> 00:08:44,465 we have a possum. 152 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:25,252 Oh, you're up. I was just gonna try not to wake you. 153 00:09:25,294 --> 00:09:27,672 Did you really think I was gonna let you crawl in bed next to me 154 00:09:27,713 --> 00:09:30,800 without an explanation for your bizarre behaviour? 155 00:09:30,841 --> 00:09:34,470 Well, what good's a dream if it's not a little unrealistic? 156 00:09:34,512 --> 00:09:36,305 I don't care what the issues are. 157 00:09:36,347 --> 00:09:39,307 You don't deny your own dad's existence. 158 00:09:40,558 --> 00:09:43,019 My father's in prison for murder. 159 00:09:46,773 --> 00:09:51,069 So can you see why I might've wanted to lie about him on a first date? 160 00:09:51,987 --> 00:09:53,613 Oh, my God. 161 00:09:55,322 --> 00:09:58,158 - He's in jail for murder? - Yeah. 162 00:09:59,118 --> 00:10:01,870 He's doing life without parole. 163 00:10:05,666 --> 00:10:08,585 Do you see him? I mean, do you have a relationship with him? 164 00:10:08,627 --> 00:10:11,170 Well, I visit a few times a year. 165 00:10:15,466 --> 00:10:17,176 Well, I've got to meet him. 166 00:10:17,218 --> 00:10:19,220 No, I don't think that's such a good idea. 167 00:10:19,262 --> 00:10:21,848 Well, he's your father. I should know him. 168 00:10:21,889 --> 00:10:24,434 And besides, that genetic counsellor said we should gather data 169 00:10:24,475 --> 00:10:27,603 about your family's history. Maybe your dad knows something you don't. 170 00:10:27,644 --> 00:10:30,606 I mean, I should meet him for the sake of our baby. 171 00:10:33,483 --> 00:10:35,444 Fine. We'll go see him. 172 00:10:36,612 --> 00:10:38,030 Thank you. 173 00:10:44,660 --> 00:10:45,995 Mom. 174 00:10:46,037 --> 00:10:48,831 We're gonna bake you a cake when the doctor says your cancer's gone. 175 00:10:48,873 --> 00:10:51,667 Great. Here, grab this. 176 00:10:53,085 --> 00:10:54,211 What's this stuff for? 177 00:10:54,253 --> 00:10:57,672 You know that possum that's been ruining our garden? 178 00:10:57,714 --> 00:10:59,466 Yeah, me and Preston named him Scruffles. 179 00:10:59,507 --> 00:11:03,011 Don't give him a name. He's not going to be around much longer. 180 00:11:03,470 --> 00:11:06,890 - You're not going to hurt him, are you? - Honey, I put up a fence 181 00:11:06,932 --> 00:11:08,391 and he burrowed right under it. 182 00:11:08,433 --> 00:11:10,810 The man at the garden centre said these are crafty creatures. 183 00:11:10,852 --> 00:11:13,729 And there's only one way to stop them. 184 00:11:13,771 --> 00:11:15,940 So you're going to kill him? 185 00:11:16,106 --> 00:11:18,025 Sweetie, let me ask you something. 186 00:11:18,067 --> 00:11:21,195 If you had to choose between Mommy's beautiful garden 187 00:11:21,236 --> 00:11:25,741 and a gross, mean, dirty possum, what would you pick? 188 00:11:26,575 --> 00:11:28,035 Scruffles. 189 00:11:29,369 --> 00:11:31,663 Okay, we're done talking here. 190 00:11:33,581 --> 00:11:35,833 You're sending me back to the convent? 191 00:11:35,875 --> 00:11:38,086 Well, you certainly don't seem happy here. 192 00:11:38,127 --> 00:11:40,922 And I thought maybe you were missing the nuns and the other girls. 193 00:11:40,964 --> 00:11:45,133 Oh, whoopee. Knocked-up sluts and celibate freaks, start the party. 194 00:11:46,093 --> 00:11:49,763 Whatever, I don't care. I just want this thing out of me. 195 00:11:54,685 --> 00:11:57,437 You know, Danielle, I just want you to be aware 196 00:11:57,479 --> 00:12:01,315 that giving up this baby might be harder than you think. 197 00:12:01,357 --> 00:12:03,276 It won't be a problem, trust me. 198 00:12:03,317 --> 00:12:07,238 Well, you say that now. But once you've held your child 199 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:11,117 and felt that rush of love... It can change you. 200 00:12:11,158 --> 00:12:13,202 Please. I hate this baby. 201 00:12:13,244 --> 00:12:17,455 What has it done but make me fat and ruin an entire year of my life? 202 00:12:17,831 --> 00:12:20,250 I'm just saying, if I were you, I might be feeling... 203 00:12:20,292 --> 00:12:23,962 Stop. Who says I have to feel the same things you'd feel? 204 00:12:24,004 --> 00:12:25,797 I'm nothing like you. 205 00:12:25,839 --> 00:12:28,592 You always say that like it's something to be proud of. 206 00:12:28,633 --> 00:12:33,387 But the day I see even a glimmer of myself in you is the day that I realise 207 00:12:33,429 --> 00:12:35,889 you've finally started to grow up. 208 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:39,393 Well, don't hold your breath. 209 00:12:39,435 --> 00:12:42,146 No, on second thought, do. 210 00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:50,695 Hello, Gabrielle. 211 00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:51,988 (EX CLAIMS) 212 00:12:53,781 --> 00:12:56,993 Milton. You scared me. I thought you were 213 00:12:57,035 --> 00:12:59,621 - in Washington with Victor. - I was. 214 00:12:59,662 --> 00:13:01,831 I got to the messages first. 215 00:13:02,206 --> 00:13:03,582 (EX CLAIMS) 216 00:13:03,624 --> 00:13:05,626 You can't leave him, Gabrielle. 217 00:13:05,667 --> 00:13:08,712 Well, if he really wanted me to stay, he would have come here himself, 218 00:13:08,754 --> 00:13:10,797 instead of siccing Daddy on me. 219 00:13:10,839 --> 00:13:14,051 Oh, Victor hasn't heard the message. I erased it. 220 00:13:14,092 --> 00:13:17,429 Well, great. Now I have to break up with him all over again. 221 00:13:17,471 --> 00:13:21,474 You know, there's a lot of talk about Victor running for governor. 222 00:13:21,515 --> 00:13:26,437 A divorce on the eve of a campaign could be quite damaging. 223 00:13:27,730 --> 00:13:31,067 And you flew all the way here to twist my arm? 224 00:13:31,108 --> 00:13:34,361 No, I had something a little more subtle in mind. 225 00:13:34,986 --> 00:13:38,448 Milton, there is no amount of money that is... Wow. 226 00:13:38,823 --> 00:13:39,908 Yeah. 227 00:13:39,950 --> 00:13:43,662 You start tacking on those zeroes, it gets hard to stop. 228 00:13:43,995 --> 00:13:45,205 Hold on. 229 00:13:45,997 --> 00:13:48,124 This cheque is dated for next year. 230 00:13:48,166 --> 00:13:50,751 Exactly. If you want this money, 231 00:13:50,793 --> 00:13:53,963 you're going to have to stay married to my son for the next 13 months. 232 00:13:55,506 --> 00:13:58,634 And isn't there an election around that time? 233 00:13:58,676 --> 00:14:00,928 My son is destined for greatness. 234 00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:03,847 He will be governor. He could be President. 235 00:14:06,391 --> 00:14:10,812 And you're going to make sure he goes straight to the top, aren't you? 236 00:14:10,853 --> 00:14:13,606 Sometimes greatness needs a little nudge. 237 00:14:17,235 --> 00:14:19,237 What do you mean there's nothing there? 238 00:14:19,279 --> 00:14:20,989 I'm sorry, Ms Britt. 239 00:14:21,155 --> 00:14:24,199 I checked the number you gave me three times. 240 00:14:24,241 --> 00:14:27,077 That offshore account simply doesn't exist. 241 00:14:31,540 --> 00:14:34,209 Where is that $ 10 million? 242 00:14:34,501 --> 00:14:36,295 What $ 10 million? 243 00:14:36,336 --> 00:14:39,171 Give it a rest, Carlos. You moved that money. 244 00:14:39,213 --> 00:14:43,384 First of all, I deny having any illegal money, let alone moving it. 245 00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:46,220 Why are you talking like that? 246 00:14:46,596 --> 00:14:48,973 I don't know. I thought you might be wearing a wire. 247 00:14:49,015 --> 00:14:50,600 You're paranoid. You know that? 248 00:14:50,641 --> 00:14:53,018 Well, don't I have a reason to be? Now why would you care 249 00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:56,646 where the money is unless you were planning on using it against me? 250 00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:59,733 Oh, God, you think you are so clever. 251 00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:04,571 Well, you're not. In fact, you, you are the stupidest man I've ever met. 252 00:15:04,613 --> 00:15:07,115 You have no clue who you're dealing with. 253 00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:10,951 But believe me, you're gonna pay for what you've done to me, Carlos. 254 00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:13,454 This game is not over. 255 00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:15,331 Actually, it kind of is. 256 00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:19,084 And if you hadn't noticed, 257 00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:20,336 I won. 258 00:15:28,885 --> 00:15:30,136 Bree. 259 00:15:30,261 --> 00:15:32,430 Lynette, I was just thinking about you. 260 00:15:32,472 --> 00:15:34,641 Did you get your test results yet? 261 00:15:34,682 --> 00:15:38,895 Oh, the PET scan. No, not until tomorrow. Listen, I need your help. 262 00:15:38,937 --> 00:15:42,147 - There's a possum in my garden. - (SIGHING) I hate possums. 263 00:15:42,314 --> 00:15:45,651 Not as much as me. I put out poison, but it ate around it. 264 00:15:45,692 --> 00:15:49,863 I got one of those humane traps, but all I trapped was Penny. 265 00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:51,823 How can I help? 266 00:15:51,865 --> 00:15:53,784 I want a gun. 267 00:15:53,825 --> 00:15:57,203 Really? I thought you were one of those liberal gun-haters. 268 00:15:57,245 --> 00:15:59,997 That was the old Lynette. The new Lynette kills the possums 269 00:16:00,039 --> 00:16:01,999 and lets God sort them out. 270 00:16:02,041 --> 00:16:05,336 Well, unfortunately our bleeding heart town council forbids us 271 00:16:05,378 --> 00:16:08,005 from using live ammo in our own backyards. 272 00:16:08,047 --> 00:16:09,257 Wusses. 273 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,342 I suggest you get an air rifle. 274 00:16:12,384 --> 00:16:16,346 It won't kill it, but it'll sting it enough to keep it away for good. 275 00:16:16,388 --> 00:16:18,682 Perfect. Where can I get one? 276 00:16:18,723 --> 00:16:21,601 Try Gun City on Route 6 by the Baptist church. 277 00:16:21,643 --> 00:16:22,769 Tell them I sent you, 278 00:16:22,811 --> 00:16:25,855 - and they'll give you a nice discount. - Great. 279 00:16:32,695 --> 00:16:34,363 What's so urgent? 280 00:16:35,698 --> 00:16:37,741 - You can't say hello to a girl? - Gabby, we had a deal. 281 00:16:37,783 --> 00:16:39,910 We weren't going to see each other for six months. 282 00:16:41,704 --> 00:16:43,746 Yeah, about that. 283 00:16:43,788 --> 00:16:45,707 What if we make it 13? 284 00:16:46,666 --> 00:16:49,127 You know, just go with me on this. 285 00:16:50,670 --> 00:16:54,090 What I'm about to propose will give us total financial freedom, 286 00:16:54,132 --> 00:16:57,552 and help a conniving billionaire's dream come true. 287 00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:01,221 What's this for? 288 00:17:01,263 --> 00:17:03,223 Milton Lang doesn't want me to leave Victor 289 00:17:03,265 --> 00:17:04,891 until after he runs for governor. 290 00:17:04,933 --> 00:17:07,769 Once the election's over, ka-ching. 291 00:17:08,270 --> 00:17:12,608 So, basically, you're taking money to sleep with a man you don't love. 292 00:17:14,151 --> 00:17:16,861 Gee, if that were a job, what would you call it? 293 00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:22,241 I don't have to sleep with him, just stay with him for political reasons. 294 00:17:22,283 --> 00:17:25,745 It's basically a modelling fee for a 13-month photo op. 295 00:17:27,705 --> 00:17:29,415 Absolutely not. 296 00:17:29,540 --> 00:17:32,584 Carlos. You're not working right now. 297 00:17:32,626 --> 00:17:37,130 And you know we'll never be happy if we're broke. We need this. 298 00:17:41,384 --> 00:17:43,094 What if we didn't? 299 00:17:45,096 --> 00:17:47,765 What if I had some money stashed away? 300 00:17:49,725 --> 00:17:52,853 Okay, remember a few years ago, when I was in business with Tanaka? 301 00:17:52,978 --> 00:17:55,272 I was always afraid that he was going to double-cross me. 302 00:17:55,314 --> 00:17:56,815 Which he did. 303 00:17:57,066 --> 00:18:01,569 But before he did, I skimmed a little off the top. 304 00:18:03,238 --> 00:18:05,198 How much is "a little"? 305 00:18:06,407 --> 00:18:08,243 $ 10 million. 306 00:18:08,284 --> 00:18:10,954 You embezzled $ 10 million? 307 00:18:16,251 --> 00:18:18,502 Actually, now it's only about $9.5. 308 00:18:18,543 --> 00:18:20,295 It cost me half a mil to hide it from the government 309 00:18:20,337 --> 00:18:21,964 and certain other people. 310 00:18:22,005 --> 00:18:23,840 Oh, wait, wait, wait. 311 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:28,553 If this is Tanaka money, then you had it when we were married? 312 00:18:29,888 --> 00:18:31,473 Okay, I can sense where you're going with this. 313 00:18:31,515 --> 00:18:34,267 Which also means you had it when we got divorced. 314 00:18:34,308 --> 00:18:36,936 Look, if I'd told you about it, you'd have taken me to the cleaners. 315 00:18:36,978 --> 00:18:39,272 Carlos, we were married. 316 00:18:39,313 --> 00:18:42,108 I was entitled to half of everything you embezzled. 317 00:18:42,149 --> 00:18:45,152 Look, we're back together now. What does it matter? 318 00:18:45,194 --> 00:18:48,863 It matters that you lied to me. I can't trust you. 319 00:18:48,905 --> 00:18:49,990 Gabby. 320 00:18:50,031 --> 00:18:52,659 If I can't trust you, I don't think I can be with you. 321 00:18:52,701 --> 00:18:54,869 - Oh, come on. - No, I'm serious. 322 00:18:54,911 --> 00:18:58,498 After everything I have been through? No. No. Get out. 323 00:18:58,540 --> 00:19:00,292 Gabby, you should be happy right now. 324 00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:03,461 I have millions of dollars and I want you to be with me. 325 00:19:03,503 --> 00:19:06,380 So you want me to sleep with you and take your money? 326 00:19:06,422 --> 00:19:09,383 Gee, if that were a job, what would they call it? 327 00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:27,275 Thanks, kid. Bear claw? 328 00:19:28,151 --> 00:19:30,194 No. Thank you, Nick. 329 00:19:30,361 --> 00:19:34,032 So, Mike said you had some medical questions for me? 330 00:19:35,533 --> 00:19:41,371 Yes, the genetic counsellor wanted to know a couple of things. 331 00:19:47,711 --> 00:19:50,130 Is there any cancer in your family? 332 00:19:50,172 --> 00:19:51,589 - No. - Great. 333 00:19:53,049 --> 00:19:54,300 Diabetes? 334 00:19:56,218 --> 00:19:57,929 Wonderful. 335 00:19:57,970 --> 00:19:59,680 Who did you kill? 336 00:20:02,725 --> 00:20:05,436 Couldn't have covered this in the car? 337 00:20:05,561 --> 00:20:08,230 I thought she should hear it from you. 338 00:20:14,069 --> 00:20:15,779 I killed my boss. 339 00:20:18,281 --> 00:20:20,867 - Okay. - He wasn't my boss when I met him. 340 00:20:20,909 --> 00:20:24,161 He was just another guy on the loading dock, like me. 341 00:20:24,203 --> 00:20:29,792 A supervisor's job came up and we were both angling for it. 342 00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:34,630 And then Arnie, that was his name, he went to the head of the company 343 00:20:34,672 --> 00:20:38,800 and told him some lies about me. And he got the job. 344 00:20:40,343 --> 00:20:42,053 - So you killed him? - No. 345 00:20:42,762 --> 00:20:45,265 I stewed about it for a few weeks. 346 00:20:45,765 --> 00:20:50,103 I'd see Arnie walking around with that smirk and that tie, 347 00:20:50,144 --> 00:20:51,563 and I thought to myself, 348 00:20:51,604 --> 00:20:54,315 "You know Arnie, you don't deserve that job. 349 00:20:54,357 --> 00:20:58,193 "You don't deserve that tie. And you don't deserve to live." 350 00:20:58,860 --> 00:21:00,571 - So you killed him? - No. 351 00:21:01,154 --> 00:21:04,992 I confronted him. I said, "Arnie, what you did wasn't right." 352 00:21:05,033 --> 00:21:09,496 He just laughed in my face and said, "What're you gonna do about it?" 353 00:21:13,624 --> 00:21:15,543 Then I killed him. 354 00:21:19,422 --> 00:21:22,133 - And how did you... - With the tie. 355 00:21:22,466 --> 00:21:24,635 I thought it was a nice touch. 356 00:21:28,847 --> 00:21:30,640 Well, now you know. 357 00:21:33,977 --> 00:21:36,187 (SHOUTING AND CHEERING) 358 00:21:36,229 --> 00:21:38,189 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 359 00:21:59,083 --> 00:22:01,044 Hey, Adam. Katherine. 360 00:22:01,085 --> 00:22:05,173 Or should I say Frankenstein and Marie Antoinette? 361 00:22:05,215 --> 00:22:06,341 Nice. 362 00:22:06,674 --> 00:22:09,552 You came as a self-important queen who lost all her power? 363 00:22:09,594 --> 00:22:11,888 Isn't that a bit on the nose? 364 00:22:14,014 --> 00:22:17,893 Lee making jokes about a queen. Isn't that a bit ironic? 365 00:22:18,810 --> 00:22:20,229 (GROANING) 366 00:22:22,689 --> 00:22:24,608 You two look adorable. 367 00:22:25,859 --> 00:22:28,028 And who are you supposed to be? 368 00:22:28,070 --> 00:22:30,947 Cher, the beloved pop diva. 369 00:22:30,988 --> 00:22:33,449 It was my mom's idea. You know, the woman who freaked 370 00:22:33,491 --> 00:22:35,743 when she found out I was gay? 371 00:22:39,538 --> 00:22:41,749 Oh, my God. Is that Danielle? 372 00:22:44,043 --> 00:22:48,213 I expressly forbid her from coming tonight. Who does she think she is? 373 00:22:49,631 --> 00:22:51,258 Apparently, you. 374 00:22:53,552 --> 00:22:55,262 Danielle. You're back. 375 00:22:55,303 --> 00:22:59,140 I'm not Danielle. I am Bree Van De Kamp-Hodge. 376 00:22:59,933 --> 00:23:02,309 Oh, no, no, no. No hugs, please. 377 00:23:02,351 --> 00:23:05,771 I'm uncomfortable with needless displays of emotion. 378 00:23:05,813 --> 00:23:09,984 Your costume looks great. It's so real. Ooh, I could swear I felt a kick. 379 00:23:10,025 --> 00:23:14,863 You stop that, Baby Hodge. We do not kick people, unless they're servants. 380 00:23:16,698 --> 00:23:18,241 Why didn't you tell me she was home? 381 00:23:18,283 --> 00:23:21,911 Oh, it's just a quick visit. She's driving back tomorrow. 382 00:23:21,953 --> 00:23:23,621 To Switzerland? 383 00:23:24,914 --> 00:23:27,125 Let's go get some cake, dear. 384 00:23:31,337 --> 00:23:33,380 What do you think you're doing? 385 00:23:33,422 --> 00:23:36,800 Exactly what my mother wants. You did say to be more like you, right? 386 00:23:36,842 --> 00:23:38,760 That's not what I meant and you know it. 387 00:23:38,802 --> 00:23:43,473 And as for your little imitation of me, I don't sound anything like that. 388 00:23:44,099 --> 00:23:45,934 Danielle? 389 00:23:46,602 --> 00:23:47,852 Who are you supposed to be? 390 00:23:47,894 --> 00:23:50,104 Really Karen, I don't think our Lord is amused 391 00:23:50,146 --> 00:23:54,442 when we make light of witchcraft, and you might use a coaster. 392 00:23:57,403 --> 00:23:59,614 Oh, I get it. She's you. 393 00:24:04,242 --> 00:24:07,454 I just don't see how he could not feel bad about it. 394 00:24:09,497 --> 00:24:12,292 I don't want to talk about this any more. 395 00:24:18,256 --> 00:24:21,967 You know, I expected to meet a guy that was wracked with remorse. 396 00:24:22,009 --> 00:24:26,180 And instead, I'm looking across the table at this... 397 00:24:27,431 --> 00:24:29,350 Person. He's a person. 398 00:24:30,517 --> 00:24:32,895 Yeah, an evil person. 399 00:24:33,437 --> 00:24:37,523 No. He's a good guy who did an evil thing. There's a difference. 400 00:24:37,565 --> 00:24:39,484 Well, I don't see one. 401 00:24:39,567 --> 00:24:43,821 Look, he snapped. It happens. People snap. I did. I killed a guy. 402 00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:47,742 You killed a crooked cop who was coming after you. That's self-defence. 403 00:24:47,784 --> 00:24:50,994 - And even so, you regret it, right? - Yes. Of course. 404 00:24:51,036 --> 00:24:52,913 Well, that's my point. 405 00:24:52,955 --> 00:24:56,500 When good people snap, they feel bad about it. Your dad doesn't. 406 00:24:56,542 --> 00:24:58,794 Susan, why are you getting so worked up over this? 407 00:24:58,835 --> 00:25:01,296 I don't know. It just bothers me. 408 00:25:02,214 --> 00:25:06,009 I mean, my God, Mike. He's your dad. 409 00:25:07,510 --> 00:25:09,011 Yeah, I know. 410 00:25:09,845 --> 00:25:13,683 And this conversation is exactly why I told you he was dead. 411 00:25:20,231 --> 00:25:21,566 Lynette? 412 00:25:22,941 --> 00:25:25,235 Honey, are you out here? 413 00:25:25,277 --> 00:25:26,736 (SHUSHING) 414 00:25:27,779 --> 00:25:29,698 Is that for the possum? 415 00:25:30,407 --> 00:25:31,533 Yeah. 416 00:25:32,534 --> 00:25:34,911 Now he's playing mind games with me. 417 00:25:34,953 --> 00:25:37,289 But I laid out some Halloween candy. 418 00:25:37,330 --> 00:25:40,040 Pretty soon he'll get hungry. And when he does... 419 00:25:41,208 --> 00:25:43,210 Trick or treat. 420 00:25:44,545 --> 00:25:45,880 Lynette... 421 00:25:52,344 --> 00:25:55,221 Do you hear that? He's making his move. 422 00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:58,850 Lynette, I think you should come inside and lie down for a little while. 423 00:25:58,892 --> 00:26:01,394 No way. He's here, Tom. I can tell. 424 00:26:04,147 --> 00:26:06,524 Okay. Now you're scaring me. 425 00:26:06,566 --> 00:26:07,775 Why? 426 00:26:07,817 --> 00:26:11,612 Look at yourself. You've declared jihad on a possum. 427 00:26:15,365 --> 00:26:18,410 This is not a joke, Tom. Something has attacked our home. 428 00:26:18,452 --> 00:26:21,622 And when that happens, you don't just stand by, you fight it. 429 00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:24,707 Screw this creature that has come into our lives uninvited 430 00:26:24,749 --> 00:26:27,126 and is trying to destroy us. 431 00:26:30,046 --> 00:26:32,089 It will not defeat me. 432 00:26:37,553 --> 00:26:38,721 Okay. 433 00:26:45,060 --> 00:26:47,229 You do what you need to do. 434 00:26:49,856 --> 00:26:51,316 Thank you. 435 00:27:02,576 --> 00:27:05,704 So, Bree, have you picked a name for the baby yet? 436 00:27:05,746 --> 00:27:09,458 Not yet. But I'm thinking "You're Not Good Enough" if it's a boy, 437 00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:12,585 and "You'll Always Disappoint Me" if it's a girl. 438 00:27:18,174 --> 00:27:21,219 Okay. You made your point. Now go home. 439 00:27:21,261 --> 00:27:23,805 Are you kidding me? This is the most fun I've had in eight months. 440 00:27:23,846 --> 00:27:26,474 Do not test me, young lady. Or I will drag you out of here myself. 441 00:27:26,516 --> 00:27:29,268 You? Make a scene? That's a laugh. 442 00:27:31,353 --> 00:27:32,854 What's wrong? 443 00:27:33,397 --> 00:27:35,566 I think my water just broke. 444 00:27:39,778 --> 00:27:41,154 Oh, dear heavenly Lord. 445 00:27:41,196 --> 00:27:43,698 Hey, what happened to my rug? 446 00:27:46,492 --> 00:27:50,538 Danielle, we agreed to save that till the end of the night. 447 00:27:50,580 --> 00:27:53,165 The best part of the costume, and she pops the water balloon 448 00:27:53,207 --> 00:27:55,585 when people aren't even looking. 449 00:27:57,545 --> 00:27:59,254 Orson. Andrew. 450 00:28:03,842 --> 00:28:06,344 Do you think we can make it to the hospital? 451 00:28:06,386 --> 00:28:08,013 I don't think so. It's coming. 452 00:28:08,054 --> 00:28:10,515 Okay, everybody in the house. Now. 453 00:28:17,771 --> 00:28:20,524 Not on the couch. I just had it reupholstered. 454 00:28:20,566 --> 00:28:22,193 Andrew, take your sister into the kitchen. 455 00:28:22,234 --> 00:28:25,404 Get some towels, boil some water. Everything is gonna be fine. 456 00:28:25,446 --> 00:28:28,115 - I'm a doctor. - You're a dentist. 457 00:28:28,157 --> 00:28:30,075 What if there are complications? 458 00:28:30,117 --> 00:28:33,578 Should an emergency arise we'll simply call an amulet. 459 00:28:33,620 --> 00:28:36,039 - A what? - Ambulance. 460 00:28:36,164 --> 00:28:38,541 How many rum punches did you have? 461 00:28:38,583 --> 00:28:40,251 There was punch in that rum? 462 00:28:40,293 --> 00:28:42,420 I'm going back to get Adam. 463 00:28:45,173 --> 00:28:47,216 Bree. Bree, what's wrong? 464 00:28:47,257 --> 00:28:49,009 I need your services as a doctor. 465 00:28:49,051 --> 00:28:51,345 But before I tell you what's going on, I need you to promise that 466 00:28:51,386 --> 00:28:54,431 what you're about to learn will be kept in strictest confidence. 467 00:28:54,473 --> 00:28:58,685 Does this have anything to do with the pregnancy you've been faking? 468 00:28:59,353 --> 00:29:00,729 (SCREAMING) 469 00:29:00,771 --> 00:29:03,022 Okay, you're almost there. 470 00:29:05,650 --> 00:29:08,903 - Danielle, you're doing great. - Push, baby, push. 471 00:29:15,535 --> 00:29:18,453 - Are they home? - The lights are on. 472 00:29:18,703 --> 00:29:20,205 Here it comes. 473 00:29:20,247 --> 00:29:22,749 (SCREAMING) 474 00:29:23,375 --> 00:29:25,669 If they're not home, then what's that? 475 00:29:25,710 --> 00:29:28,505 Probably just a tape they put on to scare us. 476 00:29:28,547 --> 00:29:32,259 Well, you know the rule, if we don't get our treat, they get a trick. 477 00:29:32,300 --> 00:29:34,093 - Yeah. - Come on. 478 00:29:36,554 --> 00:29:37,638 (BAB Y CRYING) 479 00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:38,764 Thank you. 480 00:29:41,475 --> 00:29:42,852 Okay. 481 00:29:46,397 --> 00:29:48,524 It's a beautiful baby boy. 482 00:29:52,485 --> 00:29:56,573 (SCREAMING) 483 00:30:10,085 --> 00:30:11,879 How are you feeling? 484 00:30:12,504 --> 00:30:14,047 Tired. 485 00:30:16,008 --> 00:30:17,634 Did Adam leave? 486 00:30:18,176 --> 00:30:21,804 Yeah. And he promised that no one would ever know 487 00:30:21,846 --> 00:30:23,973 what happened here tonight. 488 00:30:24,765 --> 00:30:26,809 That's good, I guess. 489 00:30:30,771 --> 00:30:32,190 Is he okay? 490 00:30:34,859 --> 00:30:36,359 He's perfect. 491 00:30:39,988 --> 00:30:43,074 He's... He's all cleaned up now, 492 00:30:43,617 --> 00:30:45,660 if you want to hold him. 493 00:31:31,870 --> 00:31:33,372 He's so tiny. 494 00:31:35,332 --> 00:31:37,501 He looks just like you did. 495 00:31:43,297 --> 00:31:45,591 Do you want to be alone with him? 496 00:31:48,386 --> 00:31:52,765 Do you want me to go? What should I do? 497 00:31:57,269 --> 00:31:59,062 You should take him. 498 00:32:01,356 --> 00:32:02,858 Are you sure? 499 00:32:08,488 --> 00:32:11,907 Sweetheart, do you feel like you're making a mistake? 500 00:32:18,414 --> 00:32:21,917 No. It's the right thing to do for everyone. 501 00:32:25,337 --> 00:32:27,338 Especially him. 502 00:32:39,392 --> 00:32:41,436 But you're right. 503 00:32:43,353 --> 00:32:44,771 It's awful. 504 00:32:56,533 --> 00:32:58,367 I'm gonna sleep now. 505 00:32:59,619 --> 00:33:01,120 Okay, baby. 506 00:33:11,923 --> 00:33:18,303 (WHISPERING) It's okay now. There we are. There we go. Yes. 507 00:33:28,522 --> 00:33:34,235 Susan, hey, it's me. Sorry to leave this message on your machine, 508 00:33:34,777 --> 00:33:39,823 but can you tell the other girls I'm going to be by myself for a while? 509 00:33:39,865 --> 00:33:45,203 I'm just going through some stuff and need to think. 510 00:33:45,828 --> 00:33:46,955 (CAR HONKING) 511 00:33:46,996 --> 00:33:51,835 Oh, that's my car, ready to take me to the airport. So, I'll tell you everything 512 00:33:51,876 --> 00:33:54,504 when I get back. Okay? Love you. Bye. 513 00:33:58,299 --> 00:34:01,927 This is nice. I didn't order a stretch, but I'll take it. 514 00:34:05,347 --> 00:34:06,557 Victor. 515 00:34:06,598 --> 00:34:09,726 I tried reaching you at the house, but the maid said you'd moved out. 516 00:34:09,768 --> 00:34:12,646 I took the next flight home. What's going on? 517 00:34:12,688 --> 00:34:14,982 Well, I'm sort of leaving you. 518 00:34:17,191 --> 00:34:20,069 Well, I guess "sort of" is better than "definitely." 519 00:34:20,111 --> 00:34:22,321 What do I have to do to make it "absolutely not"? 520 00:34:22,363 --> 00:34:24,448 I'll do anything. Just tell me. 521 00:34:24,490 --> 00:34:27,201 Victor, it's not that simple. We have major problems. 522 00:34:27,243 --> 00:34:30,413 And you never have time to talk about them, let alone fix them. 523 00:34:30,454 --> 00:34:33,081 Well, I guess I better make some time. 524 00:34:33,165 --> 00:34:35,500 Let's see. 525 00:34:35,542 --> 00:34:38,753 There's this weekend, 526 00:34:38,795 --> 00:34:42,132 there's next week, the week after. 527 00:34:42,174 --> 00:34:45,468 Look at that, I've got a whole month. You busy? 528 00:34:45,844 --> 00:34:47,637 Victor, I know you're only doing this 529 00:34:47,679 --> 00:34:51,015 because a divorce would hurt your run for governor. 530 00:34:53,392 --> 00:34:55,227 What if I don't run? 531 00:34:57,396 --> 00:34:58,939 You mean that? 532 00:34:59,023 --> 00:35:01,734 The governor's mansion is my father's dream. 533 00:35:02,401 --> 00:35:04,569 You know what my dream is? 534 00:35:05,737 --> 00:35:06,905 You. 535 00:35:09,157 --> 00:35:11,117 Don't run away, Gabby. 536 00:35:12,368 --> 00:35:15,371 And if you do, please take me with you. 537 00:35:25,589 --> 00:35:27,257 So. Where's Mike? 538 00:35:27,549 --> 00:35:30,719 At the motel. I slipped out without waking him. 539 00:35:33,472 --> 00:35:37,475 I've been up all night thinking, and I have something to say to you. 540 00:35:37,517 --> 00:35:38,601 Oh? 541 00:35:41,187 --> 00:35:43,439 I don't believe you. 542 00:35:43,481 --> 00:35:47,276 I don't believe that you could kill a man and not regret it. 543 00:35:49,403 --> 00:35:51,071 Why do you care? 544 00:35:51,613 --> 00:35:55,200 Because I am carrying a baby that has your genes. 545 00:35:55,242 --> 00:35:58,078 If my doctor told me that there was something wrong with this baby, 546 00:35:58,119 --> 00:36:00,664 something physical, I could handle that. 547 00:36:00,705 --> 00:36:03,542 I would probably even love it more. 548 00:36:03,583 --> 00:36:08,337 But if my baby was born without a conscience, without a soul, 549 00:36:09,421 --> 00:36:11,465 I don't know what I would do. 550 00:36:12,132 --> 00:36:14,426 You think I don't have a soul? 551 00:36:15,177 --> 00:36:20,182 If you can't feel the tiniest bit of remorse over taking a human life... 552 00:36:21,058 --> 00:36:23,393 No, I don't think you do. 553 00:36:26,312 --> 00:36:28,940 If I were to think about what I did, 554 00:36:28,982 --> 00:36:31,901 really think about it, 555 00:36:31,943 --> 00:36:36,614 lay awake nights trying to remember the look on that guy's face 556 00:36:36,656 --> 00:36:39,324 when I strangled the life out of him... 557 00:36:40,868 --> 00:36:43,120 Pretty soon, I'd go crazy. 558 00:36:45,956 --> 00:36:47,541 I should go. 559 00:36:49,084 --> 00:36:51,128 You know what I do regret? 560 00:36:52,713 --> 00:36:54,505 What I did to Mike. 561 00:36:55,173 --> 00:36:56,799 What did you do? 562 00:36:57,300 --> 00:37:01,220 He was a real popular kid, everybody liked Mikey. 563 00:37:02,263 --> 00:37:04,140 Then when I got sent away, 564 00:37:04,265 --> 00:37:07,310 suddenly the whole town just thinks of him 565 00:37:07,351 --> 00:37:09,395 as the son of a murderer. 566 00:37:11,980 --> 00:37:15,775 He got some pretty serious demons as a result. 567 00:37:19,946 --> 00:37:23,492 I'm not sure that kind of darkness ever truly goes away. 568 00:37:24,284 --> 00:37:26,035 Well, you're wrong. 569 00:37:26,076 --> 00:37:29,330 He's happy. He's got a good job, and a wife who loves him, 570 00:37:29,371 --> 00:37:31,332 and a baby on the way. 571 00:37:32,374 --> 00:37:36,420 I had a lot going for me, too, before I threw it all away. 572 00:37:38,964 --> 00:37:41,758 Just keep an eye on him. 573 00:38:02,319 --> 00:38:03,695 Edie. 574 00:38:03,737 --> 00:38:06,532 If you're looking for Gabby, she just left for her yoga class. 575 00:38:06,573 --> 00:38:08,951 Yoga. Is that what she told you? 576 00:38:22,213 --> 00:38:23,840 I'm sorry. 577 00:38:23,881 --> 00:38:27,051 I know how angry and humiliated you must feel. 578 00:38:27,093 --> 00:38:29,761 But don't take it all out on Gabby. 579 00:38:29,803 --> 00:38:31,263 Carlos seduced her. 580 00:38:31,304 --> 00:38:34,307 He hated you for taking his wife 581 00:38:34,349 --> 00:38:37,018 so he decided to make a fool out of you. 582 00:38:42,482 --> 00:38:46,068 I think he deserves whatever's coming to him. Don't you? 583 00:38:52,366 --> 00:38:55,411 Hey, hey. Quiet. She's napping. 584 00:38:56,162 --> 00:38:58,372 Finally. How'd you get her to do that? 585 00:38:58,414 --> 00:39:01,583 I made her a margarita. The tequila did the rest. 586 00:39:08,339 --> 00:39:10,133 It's Dr Rushton. 587 00:39:10,175 --> 00:39:11,759 Her oncologist? 588 00:39:15,804 --> 00:39:20,309 Hey, hey, Dr Rushton. What are you doing here? 589 00:39:20,893 --> 00:39:24,104 Well, so much of my job is delivering bad news 590 00:39:24,146 --> 00:39:27,065 that I really wanted to tell you this in person. 591 00:39:27,107 --> 00:39:30,360 Lynette, I got the test results back. You're clean. 592 00:39:31,736 --> 00:39:33,529 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 593 00:39:33,571 --> 00:39:36,616 Lymph nodes are completely clear. Congratulations. 594 00:39:36,657 --> 00:39:38,951 I knew it. I knew it. 595 00:39:38,993 --> 00:39:40,828 Did you hear that? Did you hear that? 596 00:39:40,870 --> 00:39:44,123 This is so amazing. I'm gonna go get the kids. 597 00:39:44,165 --> 00:39:46,834 Hey, doc, you look like you need a margarita. 598 00:39:46,875 --> 00:39:49,961 And even if you don't, I ain't drinking alone. 599 00:40:27,914 --> 00:40:29,332 (SIGHS) 600 00:41:01,445 --> 00:41:02,822 I'm sorry. 601 00:41:06,199 --> 00:41:07,617 (SOBBING) 602 00:41:21,338 --> 00:41:25,217 MARY ALICE: There is much to be afraid of in this world. 603 00:41:25,259 --> 00:41:31,223 But what we fear has nothing to do with gruesome masks, 604 00:41:31,265 --> 00:41:34,143 or plastic spiders, 605 00:41:34,185 --> 00:41:37,103 or life-like monsters. 606 00:41:37,145 --> 00:41:41,983 No, it's the thoughts in our head that terrify us the most. 607 00:41:47,030 --> 00:41:49,782 What if she comes to regret her decision? 608 00:41:53,035 --> 00:41:55,370 What if he really is unhappy? 609 00:41:58,373 --> 00:42:01,835 What if the chance for love has passed forever? 610 00:42:05,380 --> 00:42:08,591 How do we conquer these terrifying thoughts? 611 00:42:09,217 --> 00:42:12,011 We start by reminding ourselves, 612 00:42:12,220 --> 00:42:16,682 what does not kill us, just makes us stronger.