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previously on "weeds"...
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"whore"?
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Fucking pregnant again.
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Some indian kidI mercy
fucked for u-turn.
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Ain't nothing to
say,faggot,except "send money."
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I thought you were dating me.
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I am.
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I'm just something for
you to rub up against.
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Silas,don't do this.
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"Thug" means neverhaving
to say you're sorry.
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Kids need to knowif there's danger.
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What kind of danger?
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Big,scary menwith guns.
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I've been doing some
researchon the internet,
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and I really think
pittsburghis the place for us.
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That little thing'sa camera?
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I can broadcast the imageto
any computer in the house.
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Dumb name will know my
wrath --the wrath of doug.
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It's comin'.
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Andy,meet chess.
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You want to buy from me?
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Why don't you letmrs.Botwin know
it's available if she's interested?
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Yeah,I'm bad. Punish me.
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You will start paying for
the many sins against me.
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I need to rentyour empty house.
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We need a grow house.
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Can you deal with that?
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Slut.
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Weeds
Season03 Episode13
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and where were you
last night,young lady?
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Sinner.
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Why is this cross in my house?
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Andy said I could put it here.
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Andy?
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Let me ask you something.
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You think our customers
might be interested in
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some lovely outdoor-grown biker bammy?
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How did it get in here?
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Oh,it wasn't easy.
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Let me say that right now.
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And getting it out of here?
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- I'm gonna say near-impossible on that
one. - Make the impossible possible,doug.
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Look,why don't I come back
later,after you've had your coffee?
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Yeah,why don't you do that?
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I think it wouldn't be a terrible idea
if we had an alternative source for weed.
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Bikers?
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Motorcycle club.
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They're great.
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It's a family
business,brother and sister.
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You met a biker girl?
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No. Yeah.
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No. She's not a girl.
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She's a woman.
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Of course she is.
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Discussion over.
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But this has nothing to do with her.
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It's an opportunity.
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Where were you all night?
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I was working.
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You have a working mother,shane.
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Them's the breaks.
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What's wrong with offering
another choice to our clients?
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They aren't looking for more choices.
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People are too overwhelmed by choice.
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They seek simplicity.
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I'm not buying it.
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This is a culture where you can order
coffee 80 million ways,and people love it.
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Chess just wants you to think about it.
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Chess wants me to think about it?
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How does -- how does
chess know what I do?
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Yeah. That was kind of creepy.
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He seemed to know a lot about you.
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That's not good.
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Right,shane.
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Very observant.
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That's not good.
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Don't cock-block me on this,nance.
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She's really hot.
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See how many bricks he'll
trade me for a giant cross.
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How the hell did he get it in here?
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I believe it's a miracle.
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I don't believe in miracles.
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I believe in pittsburgh.
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I swear I think the
sky is bluer over here.
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No graffiti,no drunks and
junkies -- shoot. I'll take it.
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How long we staying?
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This is temporary,little girl.
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And don't kid yourself.
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There's plenty of drunks
and junkies out here.
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They just ain't on the corner
'cause they got air-conditioning.
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- Morning.
- Morning.
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Did you hear how high her voice got?
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She think we gonna jump her.
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That's why we gonna be just fine.
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How you figure?
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There's only one thing more
powerful than white fear,
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and that's white guilt.
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Now,they say,"good morning,"
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but what they're really
saying is,"I'm not racist."
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Look at this one.
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Hello there.
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How are you?
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Good morning to you.
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They gonna treat us like maya
angelou and condoleezza rice.
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So...
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how we doing here?
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Well,a lot of the plants that were
ready for harvest didn't make it,
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and we're dealing with
a lot less space here.
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You are askingabout the crop,right?
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Yes.
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I'm askingabout the crop.
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I'm running low.
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Well,I can'tfill you back up right now.
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I'm thinking of opening
upanother supply line.
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With who?
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There's this biker chickthat andy
wants to fuck and a guy named chess.
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18-foot cross in my
house. I don't know.
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Well,it's gonna be a little
dryaround here for a while.
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Then I'll do it.
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Ooh,lord!
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I can smell this housefrom
two fuckin' blocks away.
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Smells like a skunk
massacrehappening up in here.
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What you gonna do?
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Well,how about thisfor a game plan?
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I grow inside,you and vaneeta
grow outside -- rosemary,lavender.
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Fine.
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As soon as I makea little
something to eat,I'll get to it.
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You need a shower.
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What,you don't wantto stay and help?
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I haven't gotthe green thumb.
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She just gotthe white attitude.
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Yeah.
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That's all I'm saying,bill.
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We substitutethe cheap drywall
from china,it'll save us a ton.
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hey,there.How you doing?
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I'm gonna have tocall you back.
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you know,I hopefor nancy's
sake that you used a condom.
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God forbidyou should replicate.
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God bless y'all.
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My decorator.
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We're doinga little remodeling.
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I want to bepart of the
team -- one of the cool kids.
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What can I do? What
can I do?What can I do?
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Ain't nothing for you to do but
collect your rent every month.
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Oh,sure.
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Everyone getsto have fun except me.
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Well,fuck that shit.
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I am here to kick ass!
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Whose ass?
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Whoever gets in my way. Come on.
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Let me do something fun. Come on.
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Please. I am on a real high here.
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Do not bring me down.
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Okay,gangsta barbie,I
will figure something out.
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You'll see.
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I'm good,and I'm ready.
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I will not disappoint you.
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I'll be a great soldier.
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I'm sure you will. Hold this.
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I'm helping daddy,aren't I?
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What took you so long?
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I texted youover two hours ago.
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You're not my only customer,sully.
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I really need to smoke out.
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Oh,I'll bet.
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What happened?
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It's just a signal thatit's
time for me to move on.
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Forward to my next
shitty,prefab jesus town.
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Hey.
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You know I takethis
jesus stuff seriously.
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Sorry.
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Shame you have to go.
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You're oneof my best customers.
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You could go with me.
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No,thanks.
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I'm happy here in my
shitty,prefab jesus town.
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Shame.
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What can I do for you,pot mommy?
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My horny lieutenant tells me
you may havesome product for me.
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Low on the milf,huh?
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You seem to knowso much about me.
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I know nothingabout you.
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Doesn't seem fair.
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You should have checked
outmy facebook page.
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Hey. Want to play some "risk"?
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I'm in.
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- Andy
- What?
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Mommy's all businessI see.
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Okay.
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Let me show youwhat I got for you.
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"Risk" is all aboutkamchatka.
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It's your gatewayto the west.
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Think you're telling
mesomething I don't know?
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Your housewiveswill
love it --
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make them forget that
theirhusbands won't fuck 'em.
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- How much?
- Five for a pound.
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That's a fair price.
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Yeah...
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for a full pound.
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It might be a little short.
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You're good.
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I tell you what
--10% discount.
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Take the first oneon consignment.
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Why would you go and
dosomething like that?
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Because I can tell you'regonna
be a loyal customer.
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I'm all aboutloyal customers.
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But,hey,you bring me
backthat five grand real soon.
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Um,10% off is,um,$4,500,right?
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Yeah.
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- Chess,is it?
- Yeah.
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Is that short for chester?
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No.
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It is.
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He hates it.
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See you soon,pot mommy.
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See you soon,chester.
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Hey,I challenge you
to a game,one-on-one.
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Winner takes all.
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All of what?
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Winner takes all,nance.
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Uncle andy?
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Silas?
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Mom?
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Mom?
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Mom? Mom?
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Back door...
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side...
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Hey.
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Yeah,it's just a bugin the system.
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This is sonot what I had in mind.
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Conrad saidyou wanted to get dirty.
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Now you're dirty.
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Hand me some more of that sage,princess.
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Make it smell italian out
hereinstead of jamaican.
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These handswent to college.
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Majored in english lit.
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These are not farm hands.
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What? I'm part viking.
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I miss my ice floe.
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Look to melike hot flashes.
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- You taking estrogen?
- Can'T.
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Cancer.
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- You?
- Shit.
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I tried hrt,ert,and herbs.
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Vodka and cigarettes --only
thing that works for me.
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Fuck this.
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Let's light up.
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Here you go.
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Conrad expects us to
finishthis planting today.
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Fuck conrad.
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He in the shade.
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Yeah,but
--
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You got a boyfriend,heylia?
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Husband,lover?
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Is he a
piece-of-shitlying asshole?
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I had my share of them,but
I'm taking a break --
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maybe a lifetime break.
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I thinkI'm doomed to be alone.
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Ain't no shame in it.
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But I get lonely.
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Buy yourself a dog.
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I'm not goodwith animals.
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Men and animals.
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Men are animals.
267
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Listen to both of you.
268
00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:06,550
Two of the scariest
bitcheson the planet.
269
00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:09,910
It's no wondernothing with a dick wants
to come within 100 yardsof either of you.
270
00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:14,230
I don't see nothingthat has to
stand up to pee in your life,neither,
271
00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:16,350
so shut the fuck up,vaneeta.
272
00:14:16,630 --> 00:14:19,510
Yeah,shut the fuck up... vaneeta.
273
00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:29,360
"And herod with his soldiers "treated
him with contemptand mocked him."
274
00:14:29,370 --> 00:14:32,640
Then,arraying himin gorgeous
apparel,he sent himback to pilate.
275
00:14:32,650 --> 00:14:37,750
Oh,for god's sake,get to the
punch line alreadybefore I die.
276
00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:39,010
It's no joke,mr.Mertes.
277
00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:41,300
It's the crucifixion story.
278
00:14:41,310 --> 00:14:43,490
Luke 23.
279
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:46,260
You remember where we left offlast week?
280
00:14:46,270 --> 00:14:48,250
You read the bible to melast week?
281
00:14:48,260 --> 00:14:49,080
Yes.
282
00:14:49,090 --> 00:14:51,060
I read it to you every week.
283
00:14:51,070 --> 00:14:52,220
Okay.
284
00:14:52,230 --> 00:14:54,160
This weed sucks.
285
00:14:54,170 --> 00:14:57,530
We were low on milf,so we
had to go to a new grower.
286
00:14:57,540 --> 00:14:59,800
Well,it's ditchweed dreck.
287
00:14:59,810 --> 00:15:01,080
Don't let it happen again.
288
00:15:01,090 --> 00:15:02,840
I'm on borrowed time.
289
00:15:02,850 --> 00:15:04,010
This is not quality.
290
00:15:04,020 --> 00:15:06,100
I am so sorry,mr.Mertes.
291
00:15:06,110 --> 00:15:08,610
Silas,make hergive me my money back.
292
00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:10,130
This new weed sucks.
293
00:15:10,140 --> 00:15:11,290
I know. Nobody wants it.
294
00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:12,700
I told mom.
295
00:15:12,710 --> 00:15:15,570
- We'll refund you,mr.Mertes.
- Good.
296
00:15:15,980 --> 00:15:18,220
Now I got to take a whiz.
297
00:15:18,230 --> 00:15:22,810
If I'm not out in 10,do not resuscitate.
298
00:15:24,270 --> 00:15:26,480
So you're talking to me?
299
00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:28,150
You missed me.
300
00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:29,360
You pissed me off.
301
00:15:29,370 --> 00:15:31,160
'Cause you like me.
302
00:15:32,030 --> 00:15:33,090
Because I like you.
303
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,070
I like you,too.
304
00:15:37,300 --> 00:15:40,800
I'm not goodat sharing.
305
00:15:40,810 --> 00:15:45,370
Well,this you don'thave
to share with anyone.
306
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,630
It's only for you.
307
00:15:51,830 --> 00:15:53,260
A little help here!
308
00:15:53,270 --> 00:15:54,970
You should gohelp him.
309
00:15:54,980 --> 00:15:56,640
In a minute.
310
00:15:57,020 --> 00:15:58,490
Bad boy.
311
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,510
- You love it.
- I do.
312
00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:04,770
Wait,hang on. There's more.
313
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,310
This is inferior product.
314
00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:12,210
Planning a big nighton the town,are we?
315
00:16:12,220 --> 00:16:14,340
Not with this shitI'm not.
316
00:16:14,350 --> 00:16:15,920
You got to hook me
upwith some better weed.
317
00:16:15,930 --> 00:16:19,930
They wouldn't even buy thisat the
manhole,and they smoke everything.
318
00:16:19,940 --> 00:16:21,100
I'm sure they do.
319
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:23,150
I've gotunsatisfied customers.
320
00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:25,790
My reputation is suspect.
321
00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:28,210
That outfit is suspect.
322
00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:31,010
Don't tryto change the subject.
323
00:16:31,020 --> 00:16:32,260
We're out of milf.
324
00:16:32,270 --> 00:16:34,750
Gonna be at least a
weekbefore we have more.
325
00:16:35,670 --> 00:16:37,350
Well,hurry up,okay?
326
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:39,380
Clinique is puttingthe screws to me.
327
00:16:39,390 --> 00:16:42,910
We're havinga sonogram tomorrow,and
those thingsaren't cheap.
328
00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,590
You think you're readyto be a father?
329
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:48,420
Do I look likeI am ready to be a father?
330
00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:57,160
Terrific.
331
00:17:00,380 --> 00:17:03,690
I'm always curiousabout
my customer's choices.
332
00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:07,220
Yeah. I think this one chose me.
333
00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:09,590
Care to elaborate.
334
00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:14,300
It just reminds me that "thug" means
neverhaving to say you're sorry.
335
00:17:14,740 --> 00:17:16,000
Don't you mean "love"?
336
00:17:16,010 --> 00:17:17,880
Absolutely not.
337
00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:21,630
"Love" meansyou're
constantly apologizing.
338
00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,320
Tell me about it.
339
00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:28,170
I should get"I'm sorry,baby"
tattooed on my ass.
340
00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:29,250
Why don't you?
341
00:17:29,260 --> 00:17:32,670
I already got a giant
eaglechained to a rock there.
342
00:17:33,380 --> 00:17:35,340
Looking good.
343
00:17:35,350 --> 00:17:37,620
- Want to take a look?
- Yeah.
344
00:17:41,330 --> 00:17:43,220
Came out nice.
345
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:44,860
Yeah.
346
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:47,830
You have somethingfor me?
347
00:17:50,650 --> 00:17:52,770
Thank you,pot mommy.
348
00:17:53,780 --> 00:17:55,340
And here you go.
349
00:17:56,770 --> 00:17:59,550
I don't think our
businessarrangement's gonna work out.
350
00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:01,090
And why's that?
351
00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:04,280
My customersdon't seem
to like your product.
352
00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:06,600
Wait. My shit is good.
353
00:18:06,610 --> 00:18:07,820
Oh,no. Don't take it personally.
354
00:18:07,830 --> 00:18:10,640
You grow merlot,they prefer cabernet.
355
00:18:10,650 --> 00:18:12,370
Your customers sound gay.
356
00:18:12,380 --> 00:18:13,420
Some of them are.
357
00:18:13,430 --> 00:18:16,250
Most of themjust don't like your weed.
358
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:20,320
Here's for the poundyou
loaned me on consignment.
359
00:18:21,110 --> 00:18:22,980
Good faith.
360
00:18:22,990 --> 00:18:26,560
I wish you luckin all future endeavors.
361
00:18:26,570 --> 00:18:28,740
So,see you around.
362
00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:30,320
Wear a helmet.
363
00:18:30,330 --> 00:18:31,990
Follow safety laws.
364
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,940
Wait,wait,wait,wait.
365
00:18:33,950 --> 00:18:35,640
I'm disappointed.
366
00:18:35,650 --> 00:18:40,090
Are you absolutely surethat
we can't do business,huh?
367
00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:41,290
I am.
368
00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:43,100
That's a shame.
369
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:47,040
But just to show you
thatthere's no hard feelings,
370
00:18:47,050 --> 00:18:50,710
I'd like totake you to dinner,give
you a chanceto get to know me.
371
00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:52,840
I don't mix the
businesswith the personal.
372
00:18:52,850 --> 00:18:55,720
According to you,we're
notdoing the business anymore.
373
00:18:55,730 --> 00:18:57,400
We're not doingthe personal,either.
374
00:18:57,410 --> 00:19:01,180
Tell you what --you think about
it,you weight the prosand the cons,
375
00:19:01,190 --> 00:19:02,860
and I'll be in touch.
376
00:19:02,870 --> 00:19:04,900
Touch yourself,chester.
377
00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:06,560
I got to go.
378
00:19:06,570 --> 00:19:07,890
Bye.
379
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:11,760
Girls got balls.
380
00:19:12,530 --> 00:19:14,470
Yes,she does.
381
00:19:15,190 --> 00:19:19,080
But who wants a chickwith fuckin' balls?
382
00:19:28,830 --> 00:19:31,080
Jesus,doug.
383
00:19:53,310 --> 00:19:55,000
"Whore."
384
00:19:55,010 --> 00:19:57,040
Hello to you,too.
385
00:19:57,050 --> 00:19:59,180
I've been doing a littlelight reading.
386
00:20:01,940 --> 00:20:04,260
How the hell did that crossget in there?
387
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:06,220
Don't knowhow the fuck.
388
00:20:06,230 --> 00:20:10,270
Doug snuck it inon sanjay's
shift,wired it,the whole thing.
389
00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:17,430
Mangoes,apricots -- nice
supermarketsy'all got.
390
00:20:17,620 --> 00:20:18,360
Yes.
391
00:20:18,370 --> 00:20:21,450
We blow a loudhorn of plenty out here.
392
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:26,990
That kind of day?
393
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,110
Only kind I know.
394
00:20:31,660 --> 00:20:33,670
What the fuck...
395
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:37,080
oh,yeah.
396
00:20:38,650 --> 00:20:41,020
Please tell me you havea
thing for traffic signs.
397
00:20:41,030 --> 00:20:42,600
I got a thingfor these figs.
398
00:20:42,610 --> 00:20:43,630
They're delicious.
399
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:45,340
You fucked him?
400
00:20:45,350 --> 00:20:47,210
That's noneof your business.
401
00:20:47,220 --> 00:20:48,640
Okay.
402
00:20:48,650 --> 00:20:49,610
Get the fuck out of here.
403
00:20:49,620 --> 00:20:52,350
What,you think you're the
firstblack man I've been with?
404
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:53,070
I'm not?
405
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:54,350
And you know why they
called him u-turn.
406
00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:56,710
- Now you're just obscene.
- Come on.
407
00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:59,210
I never slept with u-turn.
408
00:20:59,710 --> 00:21:02,080
I just gave hima hand job.
409
00:21:02,090 --> 00:21:03,840
Okay,so nowyou're fucking with me.
410
00:21:03,850 --> 00:21:04,960
You think?
411
00:21:04,970 --> 00:21:06,920
Do I believe you?
412
00:21:06,930 --> 00:21:09,810
You'd better if you
wantto get lucky tonight.
413
00:21:12,510 --> 00:21:13,570
So why would youdo that?
414
00:21:13,580 --> 00:21:15,350
What,mess with youor get the tattoo?
415
00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:17,700
The fucking tattoo.
416
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:21,450
I thoughtit would make me stronger.
417
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:23,630
Question is...
418
00:21:24,380 --> 00:21:28,210
you got a thing for women
whogot a thing for traffic signs?
419
00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:30,390
Motherfuckercaused us nothing but pain.
420
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,390
Motherfucker's dead.
421
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,680
We're alive.
422
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,360
That's true.
423
00:21:36,370 --> 00:21:38,760
Now shut upand taste this.
424
00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:48,460
What city has 720 bridgesand
15 in its downtown alone?
425
00:21:48,470 --> 00:21:49,430
I'm gonna guess...
426
00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:50,700
- pittsburgh.
- Correct.
427
00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:53,130
And what city had the
firstrobotics institute?
428
00:21:53,140 --> 00:21:54,590
Nance?
429
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:55,550
Pittsburgh.
430
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:57,900
Carnegie mellon university.
Pittsburgh,pennsylvania.
431
00:21:57,910 --> 00:21:58,980
Correct.
432
00:21:58,990 --> 00:22:01,580
- The first big mac sold?
- Pittsburgh.
433
00:22:01,590 --> 00:22:03,730
The first world series?
434
00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:05,910
The first aluminum building?
435
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:08,360
- Silas?
- Wrong.Pittsburgh.
436
00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,310
My god. What happened to you?
437
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:11,570
I was driving home.
438
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:13,190
Stopped at a light.
439
00:22:14,930 --> 00:22:15,740
I stopped at a light.
440
00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:18,420
*****I heard. And what happened?
441
00:22:18,430 --> 00:22:19,230
Oh,look at you.
442
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:22,140
Three guys on motorcycles
pulled meout of the car.
443
00:22:22,150 --> 00:22:23,760
How many motorcyclesin pittsburgh?
444
00:22:23,770 --> 00:22:26,670
******They saidthey're coming after you.
445
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,330
They're coming afterall of us.
446
00:22:28,340 --> 00:22:29,860
I don't know. I need to look it up.
447
00:22:29,870 --> 00:22:32,460
You need a doctor.
We're going to a doctor.
448
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:35,440
Jesus christ,shane!
449
00:22:35,450 --> 00:22:39,700
There are many safe andethnically diverse
neighborhoods in pittsburgh,pennsylvania.
450
00:22:39,710 --> 00:22:41,080
I'm glad you asked.
451
00:22:41,090 --> 00:22:43,680
There's
allentown,arlington,arlington heights,
452
00:22:43,690 --> 00:22:46,750
- banksville,beechview,bloomfield...
- shane,how do you turnthe alarm off?
453
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:49,810
- Greenfield,hays,hazelwood...
- shane!
454
00:22:49,820 --> 00:22:51,280
Lawrenceville,mount washington...
455
00:22:51,290 --> 00:22:51,900
hey,buddy!
456
00:22:51,910 --> 00:22:55,580
North shore,oakwood,ridgemont,south
shore,spring hill,squirrel hill,
457
00:22:55,590 --> 00:22:58,810
st.Clair,summer hill,windgap.
458
00:22:58,820 --> 00:23:00,380
I can also do them backwards.
459
00:23:00,390 --> 00:23:03,270
Shane,who are you talking to?
460
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:05,230
Dad.
461
00:23:08,130 --> 00:23:09,790
Can too!
462
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:13,020
Windgap,summer hill,st.Clair,squirrel
hill,spring hill,
463
00:23:13,030 --> 00:23:16,380
south shore,ridgemont,oakwood,north
shore,mount washington,
464
00:23:16,390 --> 00:23:20,650
lawrenceville,knoxville,highland
park,hazelwood,hays,greenfield,
465
00:23:20,660 --> 00:23:24,070
brookline,bluff,bloomfield,beechview,banksville,
466
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:27,060
arlington heights,arlington,allentown.
467
00:23:36,190 --> 00:23:41,160
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Weeds
Season03 Episode13