1 00:00:00,579 --> 00:00:02,198 Previously on Weeds... 2 00:00:05,202 --> 00:00:07,679 - "Whore"? - Fucking pregnant again. 3 00:00:08,180 --> 00:00:10,462 Some Indian kid I mercy fucked for U-Turn. 4 00:00:10,766 --> 00:00:13,750 Ain't nothing to say, faggot, except "send money." 5 00:00:14,353 --> 00:00:16,552 - I thought you were dating me. - I am. 6 00:00:16,814 --> 00:00:18,659 I'm just something for you to rub up against. 7 00:00:18,983 --> 00:00:20,013 Don't do this. 8 00:00:20,202 --> 00:00:22,516 "Thug" means never having to say you're sorry. 9 00:00:22,825 --> 00:00:24,298 Kids need to know if there's danger. 10 00:00:24,398 --> 00:00:27,062 - What kind of danger? - Big, scary men with guns. 11 00:00:27,366 --> 00:00:29,295 I've been doing some research on the internet, 12 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:31,775 and I really think Pittsburgh is the place for us. 13 00:00:32,034 --> 00:00:33,152 That thing's a camera? 14 00:00:33,414 --> 00:00:35,529 I can broadcast the image to any computer in the house. 15 00:00:36,168 --> 00:00:39,505 Dumb name will know my wrath... The wrath of Doug. 16 00:00:40,267 --> 00:00:42,661 - It's comin'. - Andy, meet Chess. 17 00:00:43,371 --> 00:00:44,413 You want to buy from me? 18 00:00:44,912 --> 00:00:46,802 Why don't you let Mrs. Botwin know 19 00:00:46,940 --> 00:00:48,709 it's available if she's interested? 20 00:00:49,013 --> 00:00:50,341 Yeah, I'm bad. Punish me. 21 00:00:53,465 --> 00:00:56,967 You will start paying for the many sins against me. 22 00:00:58,542 --> 00:01:00,226 I need to rent your empty house. 23 00:01:00,328 --> 00:01:02,370 We need a grow house. Can you deal with that? 24 00:01:03,173 --> 00:01:04,187 Slut. 25 00:01:10,670 --> 00:01:15,188 Weeds - Season 3 Episode 13 Risk 26 00:01:15,451 --> 00:01:18,713 Transcript : testexam 27 00:01:19,108 --> 00:01:23,130 Synchro : [dx] / Macanto / Michvanilly / San-A 28 00:02:03,561 --> 00:02:06,064 www.sub-way.fr 29 00:02:25,664 --> 00:02:28,317 And where were you last night, young lady? 30 00:02:28,553 --> 00:02:29,558 Sinner. 31 00:02:30,850 --> 00:02:32,813 Why is this cross in my house? 32 00:02:33,155 --> 00:02:34,561 Andy said I could put it here. 33 00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:37,086 - Andy? - Let me ask you something. 34 00:02:37,189 --> 00:02:40,210 You think our customers might be interested 35 00:02:40,435 --> 00:02:43,991 in some lovely outdoor-grown biker bammy? 36 00:02:45,153 --> 00:02:46,192 How did it get in here? 37 00:02:46,389 --> 00:02:48,370 Oh, it wasn't easy. Let me say that right now. 38 00:02:48,642 --> 00:02:49,955 And getting it out of here? 39 00:02:50,933 --> 00:02:52,666 I'm gonna say near-impossible on that one. 40 00:02:52,970 --> 00:02:54,756 Make the impossible possible, Doug. 41 00:02:55,832 --> 00:02:58,362 Why don't I come back later, after you've had your coffee? 44 00:03:05,350 --> 00:03:07,577 - Bikers? - Motorcycle club. 45 00:03:07,997 --> 00:03:11,268 They're great. It's a family business, brother and sister. 46 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:13,520 - You met a biker girl? - No. 47 00:03:15,203 --> 00:03:18,699 - No, she's not a girl. She's a woman. - Of course she is. 48 00:03:18,861 --> 00:03:19,966 Discussion over. 49 00:03:20,068 --> 00:03:21,487 This has nothing to do with her. 50 00:03:21,923 --> 00:03:24,198 - It's an opportunity. - Where were you all night? 51 00:03:24,502 --> 00:03:25,616 I was working. 52 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:27,785 You have a working mother, Shane. 53 00:03:28,110 --> 00:03:29,115 Them's the breaks. 54 00:03:29,221 --> 00:03:32,247 What's wrong with offering another choice to our clients? 55 00:03:32,552 --> 00:03:36,240 They aren't looking for more choices. People are too overwhelmed by choice. 56 00:03:36,343 --> 00:03:38,212 - They seek simplicity. - I'm not buying it. 57 00:03:38,732 --> 00:03:41,662 This is a culture where you can order coffee 80 million ways, 58 00:03:41,765 --> 00:03:43,101 and people love it. 59 00:03:43,208 --> 00:03:45,010 Chess just wants you to think about it. 60 00:03:46,473 --> 00:03:49,263 Chess... wants me to think about it? 61 00:03:51,412 --> 00:03:53,936 How does... how does Chess know what I do? 62 00:03:54,959 --> 00:03:56,428 That was kind of creepy. 63 00:03:56,532 --> 00:03:58,065 He seemed to know a lot about you. 64 00:03:58,728 --> 00:03:59,818 That's not good. 65 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:01,891 Right, Shane. Very observant. 66 00:04:02,079 --> 00:04:03,091 That's not good. 67 00:04:03,963 --> 00:04:06,913 Don't cock-block me on this, Nance. She's really hot. 68 00:04:07,130 --> 00:04:10,290 See how many bricks he'll trade me for a giant cross. 69 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:13,539 How the hell did he get it in here? 70 00:04:14,146 --> 00:04:15,989 I believe it's a miracle. 71 00:04:17,343 --> 00:04:19,213 I don't believe in miracles. 72 00:04:19,915 --> 00:04:21,594 I believe in Pittsburgh. 73 00:04:24,939 --> 00:04:27,274 I swear I think the sky is bluer over here. 74 00:04:28,181 --> 00:04:30,817 No graffiti, no drunks and junkies... shoot. 75 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:32,084 I'll take it. 76 00:04:32,378 --> 00:04:35,055 - How long we staying? - This is temporary, little girl. 77 00:04:35,185 --> 00:04:38,373 And don't kid yourself. There's plenty of drunks and junkies out here. 78 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:41,222 They just ain't on the corner 'cause they got air-conditioning. 79 00:04:41,329 --> 00:04:42,568 - Morning. - Morning. 80 00:04:44,857 --> 00:04:48,819 - Did you hear how high her voice got? - She think we gonna jump her. 81 00:04:48,949 --> 00:04:52,126 - That's why we gonna be just fine. - How you figure? 82 00:04:53,088 --> 00:04:56,093 There's only one thing more powerful than white fear, 83 00:04:56,195 --> 00:04:59,617 and that's white guilt. Now, they say, "good morning," 84 00:04:59,726 --> 00:05:01,982 but what they're really saying is, "I'm not racist." 85 00:05:02,650 --> 00:05:03,906 Look at this one. 86 00:05:04,342 --> 00:05:06,108 Hello there. How are you? 87 00:05:06,505 --> 00:05:07,814 Good morning to you. 88 00:05:09,519 --> 00:05:13,307 They gonna treat us like Maya Angelou and Condoleezza Rice. 89 00:05:24,651 --> 00:05:25,658 So... 90 00:05:27,113 --> 00:05:28,114 How we doing here? 91 00:05:28,239 --> 00:05:30,579 Well, a lot of the plants that were ready for harvest 92 00:05:30,690 --> 00:05:31,696 didn't make it, 93 00:05:32,217 --> 00:05:34,798 and we're dealing with a lot less space here. 94 00:05:34,899 --> 00:05:36,566 You are asking about the crop, right? 95 00:05:37,430 --> 00:05:39,482 Yes. I'm asking about the crop. 96 00:05:39,972 --> 00:05:41,037 I'm running low. 97 00:05:41,383 --> 00:05:43,003 I can't fill you back up right now. 98 00:05:44,074 --> 00:05:45,964 I'm thinking of opening up another supply line. 99 00:05:46,825 --> 00:05:47,835 With who? 100 00:05:47,936 --> 00:05:51,033 There's this biker chick that Andy wants to fuck and 101 00:05:51,327 --> 00:05:52,485 a guy named Chess. 102 00:05:52,589 --> 00:05:54,905 18-foot cross in my house. I don't know. 103 00:05:55,165 --> 00:05:58,527 Well, it's gonna be a little dry around here for a while. 104 00:06:00,095 --> 00:06:01,360 Then I'll do it. 105 00:06:04,722 --> 00:06:05,726 Lord! 106 00:06:06,894 --> 00:06:09,821 I can smell this house from two fuckin' blocks away. 107 00:06:10,306 --> 00:06:13,354 Smells like a skunk massacre happening up in here. 108 00:06:14,306 --> 00:06:17,634 - What you gonna do? - Well, how about this for a game plan? 109 00:06:17,734 --> 00:06:20,374 I grow inside, you and Vaneeta grow outside 110 00:06:20,752 --> 00:06:22,231 Rosemary, Lavender. 111 00:06:22,332 --> 00:06:24,514 Fine. As soon as I make a little something to eat, 112 00:06:24,615 --> 00:06:25,898 I'll get to it. 113 00:06:27,370 --> 00:06:28,723 You need a shower. 114 00:06:30,608 --> 00:06:34,771 - What, you don't want to stay and help? - I haven't got the green thumb. 115 00:06:36,969 --> 00:06:39,066 She just got the white attitude. 116 00:06:40,607 --> 00:06:41,728 That's all I'm saying, Bill. 117 00:06:42,256 --> 00:06:44,618 We substitute the cheap drywall from China, 118 00:06:44,916 --> 00:06:45,941 it'll save us a ton. 119 00:06:54,877 --> 00:06:56,583 Hey, there. How you doing? 120 00:06:57,464 --> 00:06:59,039 I'm gonna have to call you back. 121 00:07:21,989 --> 00:07:24,143 You know, I hope for Nancy's sake 122 00:07:24,501 --> 00:07:26,163 that you used a condom. 123 00:07:26,439 --> 00:07:28,947 God forbid you should replicate. 124 00:07:35,745 --> 00:07:37,072 God bless y'all. 125 00:07:41,590 --> 00:07:42,751 My decorator. 126 00:07:43,406 --> 00:07:45,459 We're doing a little remodeling. 127 00:07:53,504 --> 00:07:56,283 I want to be part of the team... One of the cool kids. 128 00:07:56,510 --> 00:07:58,681 What can I do? 129 00:07:58,783 --> 00:08:01,616 Ain't nothing for you to do but collect your rent every month. 130 00:08:01,716 --> 00:08:04,332 Oh, sure. Everyone gets to have fun except me. 131 00:08:04,432 --> 00:08:07,022 Well, fuck that shit. I am here to kick ass! 132 00:08:07,855 --> 00:08:09,778 - Whose ass? - Whoever gets in my way. 133 00:08:10,206 --> 00:08:14,002 Come on. Let me do something fun. Come on. Please. 134 00:08:14,206 --> 00:08:17,157 I am on a real high here. Do not bring me down. 135 00:08:17,427 --> 00:08:19,493 Okay, gangsta barbie, I will figure something out. 136 00:08:20,016 --> 00:08:22,154 You'll see. I'm good, and I'm ready. 137 00:08:22,254 --> 00:08:25,482 I will not disappoint you. I'll be a great soldier. 138 00:08:25,587 --> 00:08:27,000 I'm sure you will. Hold this. 139 00:08:29,922 --> 00:08:32,251 I'm helping daddy, aren't I? 140 00:08:44,736 --> 00:08:47,771 What took you so long? I texted you over two hours ago. 141 00:08:48,138 --> 00:08:50,193 You're not my only customer, Sully. 142 00:08:50,843 --> 00:08:53,610 - I really need to smoke out. - Oh, I'll bet. 143 00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:55,336 What happened? 144 00:08:55,437 --> 00:08:58,462 It's just a signal that it's time for me to move on. 145 00:09:01,864 --> 00:09:03,508 Forward to my next, 146 00:09:04,083 --> 00:09:06,267 shitty, prefab Jesus town. 147 00:09:06,467 --> 00:09:10,232 Hey. You know I take this Jesus stuff seriously. 148 00:09:10,690 --> 00:09:12,850 - Sorry. - Shame you have to go. 149 00:09:14,011 --> 00:09:15,349 You're one of my best customers. 150 00:09:16,288 --> 00:09:17,304 You could go with me. 151 00:09:18,773 --> 00:09:19,970 No, thanks. 152 00:09:20,797 --> 00:09:24,117 I'm happy here in my shitty, prefab Jesus town. 153 00:09:26,383 --> 00:09:27,462 Shame. 154 00:09:29,893 --> 00:09:31,682 What can I do for you, pot mommy? 155 00:09:32,912 --> 00:09:34,587 My horny lieutenant tells me 156 00:09:34,687 --> 00:09:36,061 you may have some product for me. 157 00:09:36,562 --> 00:09:37,779 Low on the MILF, huh? 158 00:09:39,314 --> 00:09:40,740 You seem to know so much about me. 159 00:09:41,127 --> 00:09:42,278 I know nothing about you. 160 00:09:43,159 --> 00:09:44,159 Doesn't seem fair. 161 00:09:44,298 --> 00:09:46,148 You should have checked out my facebook page. 162 00:09:46,625 --> 00:09:48,457 Hey. Want to play some "Risk"? 163 00:09:48,761 --> 00:09:50,208 I'm in. What? 164 00:09:51,026 --> 00:09:52,330 Mommy's all business I see. 165 00:09:54,443 --> 00:09:56,418 Let me show you what I got for you. 166 00:09:57,380 --> 00:09:59,037 "Risk" is all about Kamchatka. 167 00:09:59,236 --> 00:10:00,681 It's your gateway to the west. 168 00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:03,138 Think you're telling me something I don't know? 169 00:10:03,451 --> 00:10:05,354 Your housewives will love it -- 170 00:10:06,261 --> 00:10:08,393 Make them forget that their husbands won't fuck 'em. 171 00:10:10,057 --> 00:10:11,525 - How much? - Five for a pound. 172 00:10:12,402 --> 00:10:13,523 That's a fair price. 173 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:16,536 Yeah... 174 00:10:17,023 --> 00:10:18,026 For a full pound. 175 00:10:19,146 --> 00:10:21,095 It might be a little short. You're good. 176 00:10:21,859 --> 00:10:24,399 I tell you what -- 10% discount. 177 00:10:26,148 --> 00:10:28,062 Take the first one on consignment. 178 00:10:28,285 --> 00:10:30,093 Why would you go and do something like that? 179 00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:32,417 I can tell you're gonna be a loyal customer. 180 00:10:32,758 --> 00:10:34,006 I'm all about loyal customers. 181 00:10:35,203 --> 00:10:38,211 But, hey, you bring me back that five grand real soon. 182 00:10:38,810 --> 00:10:40,956 Um, 10% off is, um, 183 00:10:42,036 --> 00:10:43,303 $4,500, right? 184 00:10:45,902 --> 00:10:47,347 - Yeah. - Chess, is it? 185 00:10:48,075 --> 00:10:49,935 - Yeah. - Is that short for Chester? 186 00:10:50,612 --> 00:10:51,891 - No. - It is. 187 00:10:52,525 --> 00:10:53,535 He hates it. 188 00:10:54,628 --> 00:10:55,815 See you soon, pot mommy. 189 00:10:56,377 --> 00:10:57,490 See you soon, Chester. 190 00:10:58,242 --> 00:11:00,820 Hey, I challenge you to a game, one-on-one. 191 00:11:01,465 --> 00:11:02,489 Winner takes all. 192 00:11:03,026 --> 00:11:04,071 All of what? 193 00:11:07,485 --> 00:11:08,918 Winner takes all, Nance. 194 00:11:25,712 --> 00:11:26,734 Uncle Andy?! 195 00:11:30,937 --> 00:11:32,065 Silas? 196 00:11:35,087 --> 00:11:36,120 Mom? 197 00:11:37,717 --> 00:11:38,762 Mom? 198 00:11:42,757 --> 00:11:43,837 Mom?! 199 00:11:44,283 --> 00:11:45,375 Mom?! 200 00:11:55,537 --> 00:11:56,793 Back door... 201 00:11:57,768 --> 00:11:58,777 Side... 202 00:12:08,523 --> 00:12:09,568 Hey. 203 00:12:11,528 --> 00:12:13,442 Yeah, it's just a bug in the system. 204 00:12:23,705 --> 00:12:26,281 This is so not what I had in mind. 205 00:12:28,895 --> 00:12:30,660 Conrad said you wanted to get dirty. 206 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:32,810 Now you're dirty. 207 00:12:33,937 --> 00:12:35,909 Hand me some more of that sage, princess. 208 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:38,626 Make it smell Italian out here instead of Jamaican. 209 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:44,007 These hands went to college. 210 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:45,936 Majored in english lit. 211 00:12:46,687 --> 00:12:48,554 These are not farm hands. 212 00:12:57,049 --> 00:12:58,963 What? I'm part viking. 213 00:12:59,808 --> 00:13:00,959 I miss my ice floe. 214 00:13:01,511 --> 00:13:03,321 Look to me like hot flashes. 215 00:13:06,910 --> 00:13:08,496 - You taking estrogen? - Can't. 216 00:13:09,376 --> 00:13:10,386 Cancer. 217 00:13:11,243 --> 00:13:12,253 You? 218 00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:16,677 Shit. I tried HRT, ERT, and herbs. 219 00:13:17,734 --> 00:13:20,085 Vodka and cigarettes -- Only thing that works for me. 220 00:13:22,664 --> 00:13:24,339 Fuck this. Let's light up. 221 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:25,757 Here you go. 222 00:13:26,019 --> 00:13:27,992 Conrad expects us to finish this planting today. 223 00:13:28,755 --> 00:13:30,428 Fuck Conrad. He in the shade. 224 00:13:31,643 --> 00:13:32,667 Yeah, but -- 225 00:13:33,853 --> 00:13:36,624 You got a boyfriend, Heylia? Husband, lover? 226 00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:40,772 Is he a piece-of-shit lying asshole? 227 00:13:41,331 --> 00:13:43,738 I had my share of them, but I'm taking a break -- 228 00:13:44,243 --> 00:13:45,363 Maybe a lifetime break. 229 00:13:46,267 --> 00:13:48,697 I think I'm doomed to be alone. 230 00:13:49,605 --> 00:13:50,664 Ain't no shame in it. 231 00:13:51,311 --> 00:13:52,325 But I get lonely. 232 00:13:53,002 --> 00:13:54,094 Buy yourself a dog. 233 00:13:54,904 --> 00:13:56,537 I'm not good with animals. 234 00:13:57,176 --> 00:13:58,279 Men and animals. 235 00:13:58,580 --> 00:14:00,123 Men are animals. 236 00:14:02,530 --> 00:14:03,599 Listen to both of you. 237 00:14:04,151 --> 00:14:06,021 Two of the scariest bitches on the planet. 238 00:14:06,643 --> 00:14:09,813 No wonder nothing with a dick wants to come within 100 yards of either of you. 239 00:14:10,022 --> 00:14:12,899 I don't see nothing that has to stand up to pee 240 00:14:13,016 --> 00:14:14,038 in your life, neither, 241 00:14:14,425 --> 00:14:15,588 So shut the fuck up, Vaneeta. 242 00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:18,706 Yeah, shut the fuck up... Vaneeta. 243 00:14:25,817 --> 00:14:29,046 "And Herod with his soldiers treated him with contempt and mocked him. 244 00:14:29,457 --> 00:14:32,365 "Then, arraying him in gorgeous apparel, he sent him back to Pilate." 245 00:14:32,627 --> 00:14:34,192 Oh, for god's sake, 246 00:14:34,403 --> 00:14:37,456 get to the punch line already before I die. 247 00:14:37,841 --> 00:14:38,979 It's no joke, Mr. Mertes, 248 00:14:39,143 --> 00:14:40,529 it's the crucifixion story. 249 00:14:41,368 --> 00:14:42,683 Luke: chapter 23. 250 00:14:43,528 --> 00:14:45,782 You remember where we left off last week? 251 00:14:46,346 --> 00:14:48,025 You read the bible to me last week? 252 00:14:48,307 --> 00:14:50,550 Yes. I read it to you every week. 253 00:14:51,146 --> 00:14:53,511 Okay. This weed sucks. 254 00:14:54,249 --> 00:14:57,308 We were low on MILF, so we had to go to a new grower. 255 00:14:57,777 --> 00:14:59,327 Well, it's ditchweed dreck. 256 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:00,894 Don't let it happen again. 257 00:15:01,156 --> 00:15:02,562 I'm on borrowed time. 258 00:15:02,914 --> 00:15:04,030 This is not quality. 259 00:15:04,147 --> 00:15:05,962 I am so sorry, Mr. Mertes. 260 00:15:06,232 --> 00:15:08,310 Silas, make her give me my money back. 261 00:15:08,709 --> 00:15:10,130 This new weed sucks. 262 00:15:10,247 --> 00:15:11,910 I know. Nobody wants it. I told mom. 263 00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:14,574 We'll refund you, Mr. Mertes. 264 00:15:14,879 --> 00:15:15,880 Good. 265 00:15:16,084 --> 00:15:17,410 Now I got to take a whiz. 266 00:15:18,314 --> 00:15:20,124 If I'm not out in 10, 267 00:15:20,382 --> 00:15:21,463 do not resuscitate. 268 00:15:24,351 --> 00:15:25,714 So you're talking to me? 269 00:15:26,548 --> 00:15:27,730 You missed me. 270 00:15:28,122 --> 00:15:29,214 You pissed me off. 271 00:15:29,476 --> 00:15:30,622 'cause you like me. 272 00:15:32,150 --> 00:15:33,935 - Because I like you. - I like you, too. 273 00:15:37,361 --> 00:15:40,026 I'm not good at sharing. 274 00:15:40,883 --> 00:15:44,438 Well, this you don't have to share with anyone. 275 00:15:46,375 --> 00:15:47,502 It's only for you. 276 00:15:51,765 --> 00:15:52,989 A little help here! 277 00:15:53,330 --> 00:15:54,527 You should go help him. 278 00:15:55,138 --> 00:15:56,148 In a minute. 279 00:15:57,052 --> 00:15:58,113 Bad boy. 280 00:15:58,372 --> 00:15:59,745 - You love it. - I do. 281 00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:02,721 Wait, hang on. 282 00:16:03,226 --> 00:16:04,239 There's more. 283 00:16:08,404 --> 00:16:09,696 This is inferior product. 284 00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:12,134 Planning a big night on the town, are we? 285 00:16:12,435 --> 00:16:13,581 Not with this shit I'm not. 286 00:16:14,519 --> 00:16:16,325 You got to hook me up with some better weed. 287 00:16:16,428 --> 00:16:18,192 They wouldn't even buy this at the manhole, 288 00:16:18,335 --> 00:16:19,411 and they smoke everything. 289 00:16:20,061 --> 00:16:21,061 I'm sure they do. 290 00:16:21,178 --> 00:16:23,010 I've got unsatisfied customers. 291 00:16:23,327 --> 00:16:25,520 My reputation is suspect. 292 00:16:25,898 --> 00:16:27,272 That outfit is suspect. 293 00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:30,383 Don't try to change the subject. 294 00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:32,179 We're out of MILF. 295 00:16:32,332 --> 00:16:34,187 Gonna be at least a week before we have more. 296 00:16:35,796 --> 00:16:36,865 Well, hurry up, okay? 297 00:16:37,487 --> 00:16:39,014 Clinique is putting the screws to me. 298 00:16:39,507 --> 00:16:40,881 We're having a sonogram tomorrow, 299 00:16:41,052 --> 00:16:42,412 and those things aren't cheap. 300 00:16:42,943 --> 00:16:44,516 You think you're ready to be a father? 301 00:16:44,669 --> 00:16:47,373 Do I look like I am ready to be a father? 302 00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:56,737 Terrific. 303 00:17:00,417 --> 00:17:02,932 I'm always curious about my customer's choices. 304 00:17:04,386 --> 00:17:06,881 Yeah. I think this one chose me. 305 00:17:08,067 --> 00:17:10,812 - Care to elaborate. - It just reminds me 306 00:17:11,186 --> 00:17:13,557 that "thug" means never having to say you're sorry. 307 00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:17,301 - Don't you mean "love"? - Absolutely not. 308 00:17:18,424 --> 00:17:20,420 "love" means you're constantly apologizing. 309 00:17:22,479 --> 00:17:23,602 Tell me about it. 310 00:17:24,538 --> 00:17:27,658 I should get "I'm sorry, baby" tattooed on my ass. 311 00:17:27,975 --> 00:17:28,987 Why don't you? 312 00:17:29,220 --> 00:17:31,578 I already got a giant eagle chained to a rock there. 313 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:34,756 Looking good. 314 00:17:35,384 --> 00:17:37,592 - Want to take a look? - Yeah. 315 00:17:41,237 --> 00:17:43,795 - Came out nice. - Yeah. 316 00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:47,044 You have something for me? 317 00:17:50,559 --> 00:17:52,115 Thank you, pot mommy. 318 00:17:53,505 --> 00:17:54,963 And here you go. 319 00:17:56,486 --> 00:17:58,780 I don't think our business arrangement's gonna work out. 320 00:17:59,518 --> 00:18:00,535 And why's that? 321 00:18:01,078 --> 00:18:03,261 My customers don't seem to like your product. 322 00:18:04,634 --> 00:18:07,254 - Wait. My shit is good. - Oh, no. Don't take it personally. 323 00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:10,124 You grow merlot, they prefer cabernet. 324 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:11,996 Your customers sound gay. 325 00:18:12,188 --> 00:18:13,238 Some of them are. 326 00:18:13,369 --> 00:18:15,365 Most of them just don't like your weed. 327 00:18:16,426 --> 00:18:19,545 Here's for the pound you loaned me on consignment. 328 00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:22,602 Good faith. 329 00:18:23,039 --> 00:18:25,909 I wish you luck in all future endeavors. 330 00:18:26,595 --> 00:18:28,218 So, see you around. 331 00:18:28,717 --> 00:18:29,852 Wear a helmet. 332 00:18:30,464 --> 00:18:31,480 Follow safety laws. 333 00:18:31,988 --> 00:18:33,047 Wait, wait. 334 00:18:33,183 --> 00:18:35,078 I'm disappointed. 335 00:18:35,507 --> 00:18:38,189 Are you absolutely sure that we can't do business. 336 00:18:39,805 --> 00:18:40,817 I am. 337 00:18:41,229 --> 00:18:42,285 That's a shame. 338 00:18:43,983 --> 00:18:46,308 But just to show you that there's no hard feelings, 339 00:18:46,987 --> 00:18:50,393 I'd like to take you to dinner, give you a chance to get to know me. 340 00:18:50,677 --> 00:18:52,571 I don't mix the business with the personal. 341 00:18:52,845 --> 00:18:55,211 According to you, we're not doing the business anymore. 342 00:18:55,638 --> 00:18:57,231 We're not doing the personal, either. 343 00:18:57,364 --> 00:18:59,009 Tell you what -- You think about it, 344 00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:01,941 you weight the pros and the cons, and I'll be in touch. 345 00:19:02,835 --> 00:19:04,230 Touch yourself, Chester. 346 00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:05,911 I got to go. 347 00:19:06,591 --> 00:19:07,593 Bye. 348 00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:11,650 Girls got balls. 349 00:19:12,580 --> 00:19:13,903 Yes, she does. 350 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:18,016 But who wants a chick with fuckin' balls? 351 00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,140 Jesus, Doug. 352 00:19:53,222 --> 00:19:54,234 Whore. 353 00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:56,083 Hello to you, too. 354 00:19:56,977 --> 00:19:58,658 I've been doing a little light reading. 355 00:20:02,055 --> 00:20:03,808 How the hell did that cross get in there? 356 00:20:04,165 --> 00:20:05,381 Don't know how the fuck. 357 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:07,888 Doug snuck it in on sanjay's shift, 358 00:20:08,532 --> 00:20:10,213 wired it, the whole thing. 359 00:20:12,180 --> 00:20:14,576 Mangoes, apricots -- 360 00:20:15,935 --> 00:20:17,258 Nice supermarkets y'all got. 361 00:20:17,847 --> 00:20:20,977 Yes. We blow a loud horn of plenty out here. 362 00:20:25,591 --> 00:20:28,202 - That kind of day? - Only kind I know. 363 00:20:31,492 --> 00:20:32,492 What the fuck... 364 00:20:35,462 --> 00:20:36,463 Oh, yeah. 365 00:20:38,567 --> 00:20:40,691 Please tell me you have a thing for traffic signs. 366 00:20:40,955 --> 00:20:42,276 I got a thing for these figs. 367 00:20:42,538 --> 00:20:44,306 - They're delicious. - You fucked him? 368 00:20:45,361 --> 00:20:46,908 That's none of your business. 369 00:20:47,127 --> 00:20:49,283 Okay. Get the fuck out of here. 370 00:20:49,545 --> 00:20:51,788 You think you're the first black man I've been with? 371 00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:52,987 I'm not? 372 00:20:53,174 --> 00:20:55,336 - You know why they called him U-turn. - You're just obscene. 373 00:20:55,510 --> 00:20:58,638 Come on. I never slept with U-turn. 374 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:00,878 I just gave him a hand job. 375 00:21:01,865 --> 00:21:03,243 So now you're fucking with me. 376 00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:06,192 - You think? - Do I believe you? 377 00:21:06,907 --> 00:21:09,131 You'd better if you want to get lucky tonight. 378 00:21:12,429 --> 00:21:13,449 Why would you do that? 379 00:21:13,574 --> 00:21:16,320 - What, mess with you or get the tattoo? - The fucking tattoo. 380 00:21:18,495 --> 00:21:20,222 I thought it would make me stronger. 381 00:21:21,871 --> 00:21:22,878 Question is... 382 00:21:24,291 --> 00:21:27,896 You got a thing for women who got a thing for traffic signs? 383 00:21:28,292 --> 00:21:29,956 Motherfucker caused us nothing but pain. 384 00:21:30,356 --> 00:21:32,245 Motherfucker's dead. We're alive. 385 00:21:34,659 --> 00:21:37,692 - That's true. - Now shut up and taste this. 386 00:21:44,244 --> 00:21:47,992 What city has 720 bridges and 15 in its downtown alone? 387 00:21:48,393 --> 00:21:50,453 - I'm gonna guess... Pittsburgh. - Correct. 388 00:21:50,940 --> 00:21:52,638 What city had the first robotics institute? 389 00:21:53,028 --> 00:21:54,035 Nance? 390 00:21:54,258 --> 00:21:55,267 Pittsburgh. 391 00:21:55,460 --> 00:21:57,727 Carnegie Mellon University. Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. 392 00:21:57,884 --> 00:21:58,887 Correct. 393 00:21:59,036 --> 00:22:00,980 - The first big mac sold? - Pittsburgh. 394 00:22:01,409 --> 00:22:02,525 The first world series? 395 00:22:03,698 --> 00:22:05,329 The first aluminum building? 396 00:22:05,692 --> 00:22:06,695 Silas? 397 00:22:06,816 --> 00:22:08,333 Wrong. Pittsburgh. 398 00:22:08,504 --> 00:22:10,021 My God, what happened to you?! 399 00:22:10,193 --> 00:22:12,424 I was driving home. Stopped at a light. 400 00:22:14,770 --> 00:22:17,538 - I stopped at a light. - I heard. And what happened? 401 00:22:18,058 --> 00:22:19,061 Oh, look at you. 402 00:22:19,177 --> 00:22:21,923 Three guys on motorcycles pulled me out of the car. 403 00:22:22,066 --> 00:22:23,525 How many motorcycles in Pittsburgh? 404 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:27,508 They're coming after you. They said they're coming after all of us. 405 00:22:28,119 --> 00:22:29,666 I don't know. I need to look it up. 406 00:22:29,937 --> 00:22:32,042 You need a doctor. We're going to a doctor. 407 00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:35,247 Jesus christ, Shane! 408 00:22:35,373 --> 00:22:37,341 There are many safe and ethnically diverse neighborhoods 409 00:22:37,613 --> 00:22:38,926 in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. 410 00:22:39,852 --> 00:22:40,873 I'm glad you asked. 411 00:22:40,973 --> 00:22:43,297 There's Allentown, Arlington, Arlington Heights, 412 00:22:43,743 --> 00:22:46,734 - Banksville, Beechview, Bloomfield... - Shane, how do you turn the alarm off? 413 00:22:46,996 --> 00:22:48,984 - ... Greenfield, Hays, Hazelwood... - Shane! 414 00:22:49,332 --> 00:22:50,863 Lawrenceville, Mount Washington... 415 00:22:51,039 --> 00:22:51,882 Hey, buddy! 416 00:22:51,982 --> 00:22:54,144 ... North Shore, Oakwood, Ridgemont, South Shore, 417 00:22:54,471 --> 00:22:57,745 Spring Hill, Squirrel Hill, St. Clair, Summer Hill, Windgap. 418 00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:00,227 I can also do them backwards. 419 00:23:00,365 --> 00:23:03,570 - Shane, who are you talking to? - Dad. 420 00:23:08,015 --> 00:23:09,018 Can too! 421 00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:12,611 Windgap, Summer Hill, St. Clair, Squirrel Hill, Spring Hill, 422 00:23:12,783 --> 00:23:16,331 South Shore, Ridgemont, Oakwood, North Shore, Mount Washington, 423 00:23:16,502 --> 00:23:17,556 Lawrenceville, Knoxville, 424 00:23:18,076 --> 00:23:19,642 Highland Park, Hazelwood, Hays, 425 00:23:19,993 --> 00:23:23,026 Greenfield, Brookline, Bluff, Bloomfield, Beechview, 426 00:23:23,226 --> 00:23:26,545 Banksville, Arlington Heights, Arlington, Allentown.