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Previously on Weeds...
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"Whore."
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Fucking pregnant again.
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Some Indian kid I mercy fucked for U-Turn.
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Ain't nothing to say, faggot,
except "send money. "
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- I thought you were dating me.
- I am.
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So I'm just something for you
to rub up against.
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Silas, don't do this.
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Thug means never having to say you're sorry.
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- Kids need to know if there's danger.
- What kind of danger?
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Big, scary men with guns.
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I've been doing some research on the internet
and I really think Pittsburgh is the place for us.
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That little thing's a camera?
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I can broadcast the image
to any computer in the house.
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Dumb-name will know my wrath,
the wrath of Doug. It's coming.
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- Andy, meet Chess.
- You wanna buy from me?
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Why don't you let Ms Botwin know
it's available if she's interested?
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Oh, yeah. I'm bad. Punish me.
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You will start paying
for the many sins against me.
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I need to rent your empty house.
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We need a grow house.
Can you deal with that?
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Slut.
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♪ Little boxes on the hillside
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♪ Little boxes made of ticky-tacky
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♪ Little boxes on the hillside
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♪ Little boxes all the same
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♪ There's a green one and a pink one
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♪ And a blue one and a yellow one
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♪ And they're all made out of ticky-tacky
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♪ And they all look just the same
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♪ And the people in the houses
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♪ All went to the university
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♪ Where they were put in boxes
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♪ And they all came out the same
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♪ And there's doctors and lawyers
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♪ And business executives
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♪ And they're all made out of ticky-tacky
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♪ And they all look just the same ♪
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And where were you last night, young lady?
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Sinner.
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- Why is this cross in my house?
- Andy said I could put it here.
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- Andy?
- Let me ask you something.
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You think our customers might be interested
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in some lovely outdoor-grown biker bammy?
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How did it get in here?
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Oh, it wasn't easy. Let me say that right now.
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And getting it outta here?
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Ooh, I'm gonna say near impossible on that one.
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Make the impossible possible, Doug.
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Why don't I come back
after you've had your coffee?
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Yeah, why don't you?
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I think it wouldn't be a terrible idea
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if we had an alternative source for weed.
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- Bikers?
- Motorcycle club.
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They're great.
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It's a family business, brother and sister.
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- You met a biker girl?
- No.
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Yeah. No. She's not a girl. She's a woman.
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Of course she is.
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Discussion over.
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But this has nothing to do with her.
It's an opportunity.
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- Where were you all night?
- I was working.
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You have a working mother, Shane.
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Them's the breaks.
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What's wrong with offering
another choice to our clients?
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They aren't looking for choices.
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People are too overwhelmed by choice.
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- They seek simplicity.
- I'm not buying it.
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This is a culture where you can order
coffee 80 million ways, and people love it.
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Chess just wants you to think about it.
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Chess...
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wants me to think about it?
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How does Chess know what I do?
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Yeah. That was kinda creepy.
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He seemed to know a lot about you.
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That's not good.
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Right, Shane. Very observant.
That's not good.
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Don't cock-block me on this, Nance.
She's really hot.
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See how many bricks he'll trade me
for a giant cross.
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How the hell did he get it in here?
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I believe it's a miracle.
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I don't believe in miracles.
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I believe in Pittsburgh.
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I swear I think the sky is bluer over here.
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No graffiti, no drunks and junkies.
Shoot, I'll take it. How long we staying?
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This is temporary, little girl.
And don't kid yourself.
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There's plenty of drunks
and junkies out here.
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They just ain't on the corner
cos they got air-conditioning.
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- Morning.
- Morning.
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- Did you hear how high her voice got?
- Mm-hm.
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She think we gonna jump her.
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That's why we gonna be just fine.
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How do you figure?
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There's only one thing
more powerful than white fear...
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- Mm.
... and that's white guilt.
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- Mm.
- Now, they say, "Good morning,"
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but what they're really saying is,
"I'm not racist. "
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Look at this one coming up here.
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- Hello, there. How are you?
- Good morning to you.
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Ooh, yeah.
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They gonna treat us like Maya Angelou
and Condoleezza Rice.
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So, how we doing here?
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Well, a lot of the plants
that were ready for harvest didn't make it,
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and we're dealing with a lot less space here.
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You are asking about the crop?
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Yes. I'm asking about the crop.
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- I'm running low.
- I can't fill you back up right now.
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- I'm thinking of opening up another supply line.
- With who?
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There's this biker chick that Andy wants to fuck
and a guy named Chess.
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18-foot cross in my house... I don't know.
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Well, it's gonna be a little dry
around here for a while.
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Then I'll do it.
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Ooh, Lord!
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I can smell this house
from two fucking blocks away.
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Smells like a skunk massacre
happening up in here.
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- What you gonna do?
- How about this for a game plan?
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I grow inside,
you and Vaneeta grow outside.
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Rosemary, lavender.
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Fine. As soon as I make
a little something to eat, I'll get to it.
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You need a shower.
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- What, you don't want to stay and help?
- I haven't got the green thumb.
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She just got the white attitude.
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Yeah. That's all I'm saying, Bill.
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We substitute the cheap drywall
from China, it'll save us a ton.
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- Hey, there. How you doin'?
- I'm gonna have to call you back.
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You know, I hope for Nancy's sake
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that you used a condom.
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God forbid you should replicate.
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God bless you all.
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My decorator.
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We're doing a little remodelling.
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I want to be part of the team,
one of the cool kids.
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What can I do?
What can I do? What can I do?
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Ain't nothing for you to do
but collect your rent every month.
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Oh, sure.
Everyone gets to have fun except me.
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Well, fuck that shit. I am here to kick ass!
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- Whose ass?
- Whoever gets in my way. Come on.
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Let me do something fun. Come on. Please.
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I am on a real high here.
Do not bring me down.
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OK, Gangster Barbie,
I will figure something out.
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You'll see. I'm good. I'm ready.
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I will not disappoint you.
I'll be a great soldier.
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I'm sure you will. Hold this.
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I'm helping Daddy, aren't I?
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Whoa!
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What took you so long?
I texted you over two hours ago.
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- You're not my only customer, Sully.
- I really need to smoke out.
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I'll bet. What happened?
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It's just a signal
that it's time for me to move on.
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Forward to my next
shitty, prefab Jesus town.
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Hey, you know
I take this Jesus stuff seriously.
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- Sorry.
- Shame you have to go.
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You're one of my best customers.
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You could go with me.
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Huh. No, thanks.
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I'm happy here
in my shitty, prefab Jesus town.
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Shame.
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What can I do for you, Pot Mommy?
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My horny lieutenant tells me
you may have some product for me.
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Oh, now. Low on the MILF, huh?
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You seem to know so much about me.
I know nothing about you.
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Doesn't seem fair.
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You should've checked out
my Facebook page.
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Hey, wanna play some Risk?
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- I'm in.
- Andy.
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- What?
- Mommy's all business, I see.
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You know what? OK.
Let me show you what I got for you. Hm?
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Risk is all about Kamchatka.
That's your gateway to the West.
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Uh-huh? Think you're telling me
something I don't know?
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Your housewives will love it.
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Make 'em forget
that their husbands won't fuck 'em.
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- How much?
- Five for a pound.
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That's a fair price.
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Yeah.
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For a full pound.
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Yeah, it might be a little short. You're good.
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All right, tell you what, 10% discount. Mm?
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You know what,
take the first one on consignment.
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Why would you go
and do something like that?
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Cos I can tell you'll be a loyal customer.
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I'm all about loyal customers.
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But you bring me back that five grand real soon.
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Er, 10% off is, erm, $4500, right?
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- Yeah.
- Chess, is it?
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- Yeah.
- Is that short for Chester?
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No.
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It is. He hates it.
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- See you soon, Pot Mommy.
- See you soon, Chester.
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Hey, I challenge you to a game,
one-on-one.
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- Winner takes all.
- All of what?
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Oh, winner takes all, Nance!
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Uncle Andy?!
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Silas?
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Mom?
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Mom?
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Mom? Mom?
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Front door. Side. Back.
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Hey.
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Yeah, it's just a bug in the system.
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Ugh.
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This is so not what I had in mind.
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Conrad said you wanted to get dirty.
Now you're dirty.
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Hand me some more of that sage, Princess.
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Make it smell Italian out here
instead of Jamaican.
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These hands went to college.
Majored in English Lit.
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These are not farm hands.
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What? I'm part Viking. I miss my ice floe.
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Look to me like hot flashes.
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- You taking oestrogen?
- Can't.
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Cancer.
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- You?
- Shit. I tried HRT, ERT, and herbs.
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Mm...
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vodka and cigarettes,
only thing that works for me.
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- Fuck this. Let's light up.
- Here you go.
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Conrad expects us
to finish this planting today.
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Fuck Conrad. He in the shade.
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Yeah, but...
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You got a boyfriend, Heylia?
Husband? Lover?
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Is he a piece of shit, lying asshole?
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I had my share of them,
but I'm taking a break,
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maybe a lifetime break.
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I think I'm doomed to be alone.
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- Ain't no shame in it.
- But I get lonely.
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- Buy yourself a dog.
- No, I'm not good with animals.
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- Men and animals.
- Men are animals.
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Listen to both of you.
Two of the scariest bitches on the planet.
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No wonder nothing with a dick
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wants to come within 100 yards
of either of you.
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I don't see nothing that has to
stand up to pee in your life neither.
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So shut the fuck up, Vaneeta.
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Yeah, shut the fuck up, Vaneeta.
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"And Herod with his soldiers treated him
with contempt and mocked him.
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"Then, arraying him in gorgeous apparel,
he sent him back to Pilate. "
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Oh, for God's sake,
get to the punch line already before I die.
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It's no joke, Mr Mertes.
It's the crucifixion story. Luke, chapter 23.
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Remember?
Where we left off last week?
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- You read the Bible to me last week?
- Yes. I read it to you every week.
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OK. This weed sucks.
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We were low on MILF,
so we had to go to a new grower.
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Well, it's ditch weed drag.
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Don't let it happen again.
I'm on borrowed time.
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This is not quality.
I am so sorry, Mr Mertes.
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Silas, make her give me my money back.
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This new weed sucks.
245
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I know. Nobody wants it. I told Mom.
We'll refund you, Mr Mertes.
246
00:15:16,659 --> 00:15:20,037
Good. Now I got to take a whiz.
247
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:23,999
If I'm not out in ten, do not resuscitate.
248
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:29,547
So you're talking to me? You missed me?
249
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- You pissed me off.
- Cos you like me.
250
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- Because I like you.
- I like you, too.
251
00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:42,101
I'm not... good at sharing.
252
00:15:42,184 --> 00:15:46,522
Well, this you don't have
to share with anyone.
253
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Only for you.
254
00:15:53,571 --> 00:15:56,824
- A little help here!
- You should go help him.
255
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In a minute.
256
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Bad boy.
257
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- You love it.
- I do.
258
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Wait, hang on. There's more.
259
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This is inferior product.
260
00:16:11,964 --> 00:16:16,218
- Planning a big night on the town, are we?
- Not with this shit I'm not.
261
00:16:16,302 --> 00:16:20,139
You got to hook me up with better weed.
They wouldn't even buy this at the Manhole,
262
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,765
and they smoke everything.
263
00:16:21,849 --> 00:16:22,892
I'm sure they do.
264
00:16:22,975 --> 00:16:27,521
I've got unsatisfied customers.
My reputation is suspect.
265
00:16:27,605 --> 00:16:29,607
That outfit is suspect.
266
00:16:30,858 --> 00:16:34,028
- Don't try to change the subject.
- We're out of MILF.
267
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Gonna be at least a week
before we have more.
268
00:16:37,656 --> 00:16:41,202
Well, hurry up, OK?
Clinique is putting the screws to me.
269
00:16:41,285 --> 00:16:44,413
We're having a sonogram tomorrow,
and those things aren't cheap.
270
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- Do you think you're ready to be a father?
- Do I look like I am ready to be a father?!
271
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Terrific.
272
00:17:02,014 --> 00:17:04,934
I'm always curious
about my customer's choices.
273
00:17:06,435 --> 00:17:09,355
Yeah. I think this one chose me.
274
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Care to elaborate?
275
00:17:11,482 --> 00:17:15,611
It just reminds me that "thug" means
never having to say you're sorry.
276
00:17:16,612 --> 00:17:18,697
- Don't you mean love?
- Absolutely not.
277
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Ahh.
278
00:17:20,449 --> 00:17:22,701
Love means you're constantly apologising.
279
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Tell me about it.
280
00:17:26,580 --> 00:17:29,667
I should get "I'm sorry, baby"
tattooed on my ass.
281
00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:31,001
Why don't you?
282
00:17:31,043 --> 00:17:33,837
I already got a giant eagle
chained to a rock there.
283
00:17:35,297 --> 00:17:39,593
- Looking good. Wanna take a look?
- Yeah.
284
00:17:43,138 --> 00:17:45,975
- Came out nice.
- Yeah.
285
00:17:47,351 --> 00:17:49,436
You have something for me?
286
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Ohh.
287
00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:57,611
Thank you, Pot Mommy. And here you go.
288
00:17:57,695 --> 00:18:00,781
Erm, I don't think our business
arrangement's gonna work out.
289
00:18:01,532 --> 00:18:02,867
And why's that?
290
00:18:02,950 --> 00:18:05,411
My customers
don't seem to like your product.
291
00:18:06,620 --> 00:18:08,372
Wait. My shit is good.
292
00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:12,459
Oh, no. Don't take it personally.
You grow Merlot, they prefer Cabernet.
293
00:18:12,543 --> 00:18:14,128
Your customers sound gay.
294
00:18:14,211 --> 00:18:17,464
Some of them are.
Most of them just don't like your weed.
295
00:18:18,382 --> 00:18:21,886
Here's for the pound
you loaned me on consignment.
296
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Good faith.
297
00:18:24,930 --> 00:18:27,600
I wish you luck in all future endeavours.
298
00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:33,898
So, see you around. Wear a helmet.
Follow safety laws.
299
00:18:33,981 --> 00:18:37,735
Wait, wait, wait. I'm disappointed.
300
00:18:37,776 --> 00:18:41,947
Are you absolutely sure
that we can't do business, huh?
301
00:18:41,989 --> 00:18:44,366
- I am.
- That's a shame.
302
00:18:45,951 --> 00:18:48,787
But just to show you
that there's no hard feelings,
303
00:18:48,871 --> 00:18:52,416
I'd like to take you to dinner.
Give you a chance to get to know me.
304
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,585
I don't mix the business with the personal.
305
00:18:54,668 --> 00:18:57,213
According to you,
we're not doing the business any more.
306
00:18:57,296 --> 00:19:01,300
- We're not doing the personal, either.
- Tell you what, you think about it.
307
00:19:01,383 --> 00:19:04,678
You weigh the pros and the cons,
and I'll be in touch.
308
00:19:04,762 --> 00:19:08,224
Touch yourself, Chester. I gotta go.
309
00:19:08,307 --> 00:19:09,892
Bye.
310
00:19:11,936 --> 00:19:13,020
Girl's got balls.
311
00:19:14,438 --> 00:19:15,940
Yeah, she does.
312
00:19:17,066 --> 00:19:20,152
But who wants a chick with fuckin' balls?
313
00:19:30,746 --> 00:19:32,373
Jesus, Doug.
314
00:19:55,145 --> 00:19:56,772
"Whore. "
315
00:19:56,855 --> 00:19:58,774
Hello to you, too.
316
00:19:58,857 --> 00:20:01,193
I've been doing a little light reading.
317
00:20:02,236 --> 00:20:06,156
Hell did that cross get in there?
318
00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:08,075
How the fuck?
319
00:20:08,158 --> 00:20:12,246
Doug snuck it in on Sanjay's shift,
wired it, the whole thing.
320
00:20:14,123 --> 00:20:17,585
Mangoes, apricots.
321
00:20:17,668 --> 00:20:19,587
Nice supermarkets y'all got.
322
00:20:19,670 --> 00:20:22,965
Yes. We blow a loud horn of plenty out here.
323
00:20:27,553 --> 00:20:30,556
- That kind of day?
- Only kind I know.
324
00:20:33,517 --> 00:20:34,810
What the fuck...
325
00:20:37,104 --> 00:20:38,731
Oh, yeah.
326
00:20:40,399 --> 00:20:42,693
Please tell me
you have a thing for traffic signs.
327
00:20:42,776 --> 00:20:45,362
I got a thing for these figs.
They're delicious.
328
00:20:45,446 --> 00:20:47,198
You fucked him?
329
00:20:47,281 --> 00:20:49,325
That's none of your business.
330
00:20:49,366 --> 00:20:51,410
OK. Get the fuck outta here.
331
00:20:51,493 --> 00:20:54,330
What, you think you're the first
black man I've been with?
332
00:20:54,413 --> 00:20:56,081
- I'm not?
- You know he's called U-Turn?
333
00:20:56,165 --> 00:20:58,876
- OK, now you're just obscene.
- Come on.
334
00:20:58,959 --> 00:21:00,502
I never slept with U-Turn.
335
00:21:01,587 --> 00:21:02,880
Just gave him a hand job.
336
00:21:03,923 --> 00:21:06,675
- OK, so now you're fucking with me.
- You think?
337
00:21:06,759 --> 00:21:08,719
Do I believe you?
338
00:21:08,802 --> 00:21:11,138
You'd better if you want to get lucky tonight.
339
00:21:14,475 --> 00:21:17,144
- Why would you do that?
- Mess with you or get the tattoo?
340
00:21:17,228 --> 00:21:18,395
The fucking tattoo.
341
00:21:20,356 --> 00:21:22,233
I thought it would make me stronger.
342
00:21:23,776 --> 00:21:25,486
Question is...
343
00:21:26,237 --> 00:21:30,032
you got a thing for women
who got a thing for traffic signs?
344
00:21:30,115 --> 00:21:32,326
That motherfucker caused us nothing but pain.
345
00:21:32,409 --> 00:21:34,870
Motherfucker's dead. We're alive.
346
00:21:36,705 --> 00:21:40,000
- That's true.
- Now shut up and taste this.
347
00:21:46,131 --> 00:21:50,386
What city has 720 bridges
and 15 in its downtown alone?
348
00:21:50,469 --> 00:21:52,721
- I'm gonna guess, Pittsburgh.
- Correct.
349
00:21:52,763 --> 00:21:55,599
- And what city has the first robotics institute?
- Nance?
350
00:21:55,683 --> 00:21:57,309
Pittsburgh.
351
00:21:57,393 --> 00:22:00,771
Carnegie Mellon University.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Correct.
352
00:22:00,854 --> 00:22:03,274
- Where was the first Big Mac sold?
- Pittsburgh.
353
00:22:03,357 --> 00:22:05,568
- The first World Series?
- Uh-hurgh.
354
00:22:05,651 --> 00:22:08,362
- The first aluminium building?
- Silas?
355
00:22:08,404 --> 00:22:12,283
- Wrong. Pittsburgh.
- My God. What happened to you?
356
00:22:12,366 --> 00:22:14,410
I was driving home. Stopped at a light.
357
00:22:14,493 --> 00:22:15,494
- Ow, ow!
- Sorry...
358
00:22:15,578 --> 00:22:16,912
Go get a rag.
359
00:22:16,996 --> 00:22:18,455
- I stopped at a light.
- I heard.
360
00:22:18,539 --> 00:22:21,000
And what happened? Look at you.
361
00:22:21,083 --> 00:22:24,086
Three... Three guys on motorcycles
pulled me out of the car.
362
00:22:24,169 --> 00:22:26,338
How many motorcycles in Pittsburgh?
363
00:22:26,422 --> 00:22:30,134
They said they're coming after you.
They're coming after all of us.
364
00:22:30,217 --> 00:22:31,677
I don't know. I need to look it up.
365
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:34,054
You need a doctor. Come on.
We're going to a doctor.
366
00:22:35,973 --> 00:22:37,266
Jesus Christ, Shane!
367
00:22:37,349 --> 00:22:41,645
There are many safe, ethnically diverse
neighbourhoods in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
368
00:22:41,770 --> 00:22:45,482
I'm glad you asked. There's Allentown,
Arlington, Arlington Heights,
369
00:22:45,566 --> 00:22:48,736
- Banksville, Beechview, Bloomfield...
- How do you turn the alarm off?
370
00:22:48,819 --> 00:22:51,113
...Greenfield, Hays, Hazelwood...
- Shane!
371
00:22:51,155 --> 00:22:54,074
- Lawrenceville, Mount Washington...
- Hey, buddy!
372
00:22:54,158 --> 00:22:56,535
...North Shore, Oakwood,
Ridgemont, South Shore,
373
00:22:56,619 --> 00:22:59,747
Spring Hill, Squirrel Hill,
St Clair, Summer Hill, Windgap.
374
00:22:59,830 --> 00:23:04,168
- I can also do them backwards.
- Shane, who are you talking to?
375
00:23:05,169 --> 00:23:06,837
Dad.
376
00:23:10,007 --> 00:23:14,511
Can too! Windgap, Summer Hill, St Clair,
Squirrel Hill, Spring Hill,
377
00:23:14,595 --> 00:23:18,307
South Shore, Ridgemont, Oakwood,
North Shore, Mount Washington,
378
00:23:18,390 --> 00:23:21,644
Lawrenceville, Knoxville,
Highland Park, Hazelwood, Hays,
379
00:23:21,727 --> 00:23:25,189
Greenfield, Brookline, Bluff,
Bloomfield, Beechview,
380
00:23:25,272 --> 00:23:28,776
Banksville, Arlington Heights,
Arlington, Allentown.
381
00:23:32,780 --> 00:23:34,615
♪ The lights go on
382
00:23:34,698 --> 00:23:37,409
♪ The lights go off
383
00:23:38,536 --> 00:23:44,124
♪ When things don't feel right
384
00:23:44,208 --> 00:23:49,630
♪ When I feel alive
385
00:23:49,713 --> 00:23:55,135
♪ I try to imagine a careless life
386
00:23:55,219 --> 00:24:02,268
♪ A scenic world where the sunsets are all
387
00:24:02,351 --> 00:24:05,646
♪ Breathtaking
388
00:24:08,065 --> 00:24:11,151
♪ Breathtaking ♪