1 00:00:04,572 --> 00:00:06,521 And now, coming to the line, 2 00:00:06,666 --> 00:00:09,125 last year's "Rookie of the year", 3 00:00:09,337 --> 00:00:11,826 Casey Alfonso! 4 00:00:12,129 --> 00:00:15,505 And in lane two, nine times national champion, 5 00:00:15,615 --> 00:00:17,872 Tony Cooper! 6 00:00:21,699 --> 00:00:23,704 Tony's got his light on in lane two. 7 00:00:23,719 --> 00:00:26,080 - And now Casey's approaching the line. - How do you feel? 8 00:00:26,541 --> 00:00:27,352 Great. 9 00:00:27,391 --> 00:00:30,268 - I feel like throwing up my guts. - You always feel like throwing up. 10 00:00:30,311 --> 00:00:32,261 Come on dad, let's get this digger on the line. 11 00:00:32,298 --> 00:00:34,180 You're sure you don't wanna go to law school? 12 00:00:34,223 --> 00:00:36,855 - I hate lawyers! - Yeah, so do I. Go get them baby! 13 00:00:38,328 --> 00:00:41,955 Okay, looks like we're ready to go. 14 00:00:42,755 --> 00:00:44,202 Let's hear it folks! 15 00:01:28,921 --> 00:01:32,696 And it's Casey Alfonso by Less than half a car length! 16 00:01:32,846 --> 00:01:35,817 What a spectacular finish for the young phenom. 17 00:01:36,907 --> 00:01:39,019 Casey Alfonso with an amazing finish. 18 00:01:39,077 --> 00:01:41,349 - What'd you do at the end there? - Yeah, heh... 19 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:44,301 At about 250 feet, the car got out of shape a bit. 20 00:01:44,343 --> 00:01:45,771 But about halfway down... 21 00:01:46,409 --> 00:01:48,184 I just got into the zone or something. 22 00:01:48,296 --> 00:01:51,210 I pedaled it back into the groove. It was the coolest ride of my life! 23 00:01:51,286 --> 00:01:53,799 How does it feel to beat nine-time national champion 24 00:01:53,837 --> 00:01:55,940 Tony Cooper? 25 00:01:59,331 --> 00:02:00,334 I'm sorry. 26 00:02:00,825 --> 00:02:01,943 Can you repeat that? 27 00:02:01,981 --> 00:02:03,756 How does it feel, 28 00:02:03,808 --> 00:02:06,849 to beat nine-time national champion Tony Cooper? 29 00:02:08,639 --> 00:02:09,450 Casey! 30 00:02:09,494 --> 00:02:10,889 Casey! Casey! Out of the way! 31 00:02:10,908 --> 00:02:12,067 Out of the way. Casey! 32 00:02:12,187 --> 00:02:14,444 Casey! Get the ambulance! Brian, get the ambulance! 33 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:15,810 Casey... 34 00:02:17,055 --> 00:02:21,647 Transcript: swsub. com Sync: BlueDoc, ¤AkaZab¤ 35 00:02:23,139 --> 00:02:27,224 Season 4 - Episode 6 "Whatever It Takes" 36 00:02:49,116 --> 00:02:52,301 - 68-year-old male, non-smoker. - 68's a good run. 37 00:02:52,407 --> 00:02:54,819 That'll leave something in the lockbox for the rest of us. 38 00:02:55,214 --> 00:02:56,893 - Next! - That's your breakfast? 39 00:02:57,210 --> 00:02:58,828 Technically, it's Wilson's Lunch. 40 00:02:58,938 --> 00:03:01,184 20-month-old baby, Persistent rash, fever. 41 00:03:01,199 --> 00:03:02,978 - Too much crying. - Female college student? 44 00:03:05,901 --> 00:03:07,339 Cause you won't see the patient. 45 00:03:07,385 --> 00:03:10,086 And you'd treat methuselah if his snot had an interesting color. 46 00:03:10,144 --> 00:03:12,782 It means you've already decided which case you wanna take next. 47 00:03:13,773 --> 00:03:15,769 - Tell me about speed racer. - Female, 48 00:03:15,934 --> 00:03:18,859 seizure with visual and auditory processing deficiency. 49 00:03:19,306 --> 00:03:21,351 - I did a consult and... - What kind of race car? 50 00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:22,920 Dragster. 51 00:03:24,672 --> 00:03:25,497 Continue. 52 00:03:25,537 --> 00:03:28,059 You're gonna take a case based on the car she drives? 53 00:03:28,229 --> 00:03:31,094 Nothing says "thanks for saving my life" like a test drive in a car, 54 00:03:31,109 --> 00:03:33,084 that accelerates faster than the space shuttle. 55 00:03:33,123 --> 00:03:35,141 Can't save her life, cause she's not dying. 56 00:03:35,572 --> 00:03:37,388 Her lab shows signs of dehydration. 57 00:03:37,437 --> 00:03:39,647 That means the problem's just likely... Heatstroke. 58 00:03:39,673 --> 00:03:41,691 Kinda hard to get heat-struck in 4 1/2 seconds. 59 00:03:41,709 --> 00:03:43,985 Not when you're wearing a three-layer fireproof suit. 60 00:03:45,536 --> 00:03:46,545 Excuse me. 61 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:48,729 Dr. House? 62 00:03:52,283 --> 00:03:56,242 No, lazy ass called in sick again. We can give him a message. 63 00:04:00,044 --> 00:04:01,219 May we talk in private? 64 00:04:11,805 --> 00:04:13,640 So... Either it's Heatstroke, 65 00:04:13,721 --> 00:04:15,500 in which case we take the afternoon off, 66 00:04:16,217 --> 00:04:17,729 or it's one of the diagnoses 67 00:04:17,748 --> 00:04:20,647 that you guys are gonna have for me in two minutes. 68 00:04:21,147 --> 00:04:22,835 - You're in charge. - I know. 69 00:04:29,295 --> 00:04:30,689 - Cop? - He's not packing. 70 00:04:31,829 --> 00:04:34,526 Your dad's either a cop or a security guard. 71 00:04:35,115 --> 00:04:36,454 Or she carries a weapon. 72 00:04:38,869 --> 00:04:40,300 You're with the CIA? 73 00:04:40,567 --> 00:04:43,209 One of our employees just returned from an assignment sick. 74 00:04:44,031 --> 00:04:47,187 We believe he may be the victim of an assassination attempt. 75 00:04:51,852 --> 00:04:52,664 Sure. 76 00:04:52,976 --> 00:04:54,224 You wanna close the door? 77 00:04:54,256 --> 00:04:55,154 Door? 78 00:04:56,036 --> 00:04:58,935 I assume you're gonna drop trou at some point during the dance. 79 00:04:58,950 --> 00:05:01,258 - I don't see why I should share. - This isn't a joke. 80 00:05:01,333 --> 00:05:03,535 If you're willing to help us, we need to leave now. 81 00:05:05,209 --> 00:05:06,530 If I have to walk somewhere, 82 00:05:06,567 --> 00:05:08,732 there better be at least five girls involved. 83 00:05:08,781 --> 00:05:10,910 And they better be working their way through college. 84 00:05:12,541 --> 00:05:13,678 Okay, what do you got? 85 00:05:13,693 --> 00:05:14,971 Hereditary brain disorder, 86 00:05:15,008 --> 00:05:17,503 transient ischemia, or paraneoplastic syndrome. 87 00:05:17,543 --> 00:05:20,195 None of those go away with IV fluids. It's heatstroke. 88 00:05:20,261 --> 00:05:23,103 - Or cushing's or calcium deficiency. - Who's your friend? 89 00:05:23,152 --> 00:05:26,025 We use the term "life partner." Get a fresh history, 90 00:05:26,092 --> 00:05:28,184 neurological exam, and an MRI of her head. 91 00:05:28,850 --> 00:05:30,685 15 minutes for the lap dance. 92 00:05:30,715 --> 00:05:32,954 A half hour to scrub the guilt off my soul. 93 00:05:33,542 --> 00:05:34,771 See you in 45. 94 00:05:37,366 --> 00:05:41,293 - Dr. House... We need to hurry. - Yeah, we need to hurry. 95 00:05:41,911 --> 00:05:43,892 Little advice, I mean, obviously 96 00:05:43,929 --> 00:05:46,461 the village people played out the whole cop thing. 97 00:05:46,994 --> 00:05:48,535 But, come on, CIA? 98 00:05:49,122 --> 00:05:51,709 Do you seriously expect anyone to believe that? 99 00:05:59,731 --> 00:06:01,603 It helps when you have props. 100 00:06:07,624 --> 00:06:08,817 Keep your eye on my pen. 101 00:06:10,853 --> 00:06:11,862 Very good. 102 00:06:12,468 --> 00:06:14,468 Any nausea or vomiting before the seizure? 103 00:06:14,989 --> 00:06:15,796 No. 104 00:06:16,553 --> 00:06:18,951 My Dad had some, but he's always like that before a race. 105 00:06:18,979 --> 00:06:21,503 It could have been food poisoning. Two eat breakfast to gether? 106 00:06:21,540 --> 00:06:23,654 - No. - Any history of sciatica or 107 00:06:23,708 --> 00:06:24,662 spinal injury? 108 00:06:25,083 --> 00:06:25,890 No. 109 00:06:26,518 --> 00:06:28,261 Abnormal deep tendon reflex. 110 00:06:28,742 --> 00:06:30,496 Really? Let me see. 111 00:06:34,550 --> 00:06:35,481 It's there. 112 00:06:35,496 --> 00:06:37,716 I didn't say it wasn't there. I said it was abnormal. 113 00:06:39,425 --> 00:06:41,804 We're gonna give you an MRI to be sure, but 114 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:43,359 I'm guessing your symptoms were caused 115 00:06:43,378 --> 00:06:46,086 - by just dehydration and the heat. - You're guessing? 116 00:06:47,251 --> 00:06:48,086 Look, 117 00:06:48,317 --> 00:06:51,253 I make a living driving 300 miles an hour, 118 00:06:51,758 --> 00:06:54,906 which makes the ability to stay conscious kind of important. 119 00:06:55,314 --> 00:06:56,781 I'm sure it's just heatstroke. 120 00:06:56,796 --> 00:06:58,946 But we're gonna do an MRI to be extra careful. 121 00:07:10,844 --> 00:07:12,679 You said you left your cell in your office. 122 00:07:13,046 --> 00:07:13,927 I lied. 123 00:07:15,817 --> 00:07:17,471 I wasn't going to take it, 124 00:07:17,523 --> 00:07:19,485 just tell you to turn it off for takeoff. 125 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:20,509 I know. 126 00:07:20,548 --> 00:07:22,747 Just wanted to see if you could tell that I was lying. 127 00:07:22,762 --> 00:07:23,954 Useful information. 128 00:07:24,339 --> 00:07:25,789 - Yeah? - Where are you? 129 00:07:26,121 --> 00:07:28,441 I'm on a top-secret mission for the CIA. 130 00:07:29,506 --> 00:07:30,335 Right. 131 00:07:30,380 --> 00:07:32,307 There was nothing on your racecar driver's CT, 132 00:07:32,329 --> 00:07:34,051 and the history and physical were normal. 133 00:07:34,178 --> 00:07:36,673 Her deep tendon reflexes seemed a bit weak to me. 134 00:07:36,710 --> 00:07:38,789 Areflexia could mean miller fisher. 135 00:07:38,867 --> 00:07:41,088 Yes, are flexia could Mean miller fisher, 136 00:07:41,115 --> 00:07:43,384 but since the reflex was weak, not absent, 137 00:07:43,399 --> 00:07:44,641 it doesn't mean anything. 138 00:07:44,971 --> 00:07:47,301 I'm releasing her. You can go back to your poker game. 139 00:07:47,361 --> 00:07:48,425 Poker's illegal. 140 00:07:48,691 --> 00:07:50,562 CIA would never allow illegal activity. 141 00:07:52,330 --> 00:07:53,986 Have you considered Miller Fisher? 142 00:07:54,935 --> 00:07:56,091 Why? What happened? 143 00:07:56,171 --> 00:07:58,079 She just had another seizure. 144 00:07:58,204 --> 00:08:00,479 And now she's getting a vertical nystagmus. 145 00:08:09,010 --> 00:08:12,567 We think it's Miller Fisher, an inflammatory process. 146 00:08:12,634 --> 00:08:15,173 In rare cases, it can cause respiratory failure, but... 147 00:08:15,293 --> 00:08:16,835 Wait, she could stop breathing? 148 00:08:16,969 --> 00:08:19,464 You said there was nothing wrong. You said you were sure. 149 00:08:19,521 --> 00:08:22,374 You just had another seizure. Clearly, there's something wrong. 150 00:08:22,464 --> 00:08:24,923 So why should I trust you to figure out what it is? 151 00:08:26,550 --> 00:08:28,614 Where's Dr. House? I'm at this hospital. 152 00:08:28,647 --> 00:08:29,849 It's gonna be all right. 153 00:08:29,986 --> 00:08:31,857 We just need to start the plasmapheresis. 154 00:08:32,006 --> 00:08:32,813 No! 155 00:08:33,145 --> 00:08:34,659 It's not going to be all right, 156 00:08:34,700 --> 00:08:36,846 because you obviously don't have a clue. 157 00:08:36,879 --> 00:08:37,907 What you're doing. 158 00:08:38,704 --> 00:08:40,246 I'm not letting you touch me. 159 00:08:40,664 --> 00:08:42,879 - Honey, come on. - I wanna see House! 160 00:08:43,319 --> 00:08:44,328 Where is he? 161 00:08:55,846 --> 00:08:57,388 Looks a lot better on 24. 162 00:09:06,294 --> 00:09:07,359 I take that back. 163 00:09:09,553 --> 00:09:10,892 Dr. Samira Terzi. 164 00:09:11,267 --> 00:09:12,992 It's a pleasure to meet you, Dr. House. 165 00:09:13,209 --> 00:09:15,484 We really appreciate the consult on such short notice. 166 00:09:15,668 --> 00:09:18,709 There's nothing that gives me more pleasure than helping out a colleague. 167 00:09:19,415 --> 00:09:21,562 This is Dr. Sidney Curtis from the Mayo Clinic. 168 00:09:21,581 --> 00:09:23,854 He's also agreed to help with the diagnosis. 169 00:09:23,917 --> 00:09:26,905 - Dr. House. - Curtis on Immunology Sidney Curtis? 170 00:09:27,101 --> 00:09:28,961 - You've read it? - Nope! 171 00:09:29,140 --> 00:09:30,700 But it is keeping my piano level. 172 00:09:34,804 --> 00:09:35,612 So... 173 00:09:35,855 --> 00:09:37,226 Where is the poor, sick fella? 174 00:09:39,894 --> 00:09:41,674 - What do we do? - I don't know yet. 175 00:09:41,784 --> 00:09:43,829 - She needs treatment. - This is a test, right? 176 00:09:43,844 --> 00:09:45,725 You're reporting back to him everything we do. 177 00:09:45,759 --> 00:09:46,640 Yeah. 178 00:09:46,683 --> 00:09:48,500 And I asked the patient to be uncooperative. 179 00:09:48,537 --> 00:09:51,286 - Personally, I think she overplayed it. - She's being uncooperative. 180 00:09:51,316 --> 00:09:52,978 Because you made us all look like idiots. 181 00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:54,288 We're only gonna look like idiots 182 00:09:54,303 --> 00:09:57,062 If we can't figure out how to get her to agree to the treatment. 183 00:09:57,154 --> 00:09:58,592 What would House do right now? 184 00:09:59,317 --> 00:10:01,812 Pop a pill, insult us, and trick the patient. 185 00:10:02,267 --> 00:10:03,497 We can do that last part. 186 00:10:03,780 --> 00:10:05,458 She's never met House before, has she? 187 00:10:05,591 --> 00:10:07,811 - Who's got a cane? - House isn't here. 188 00:10:08,757 --> 00:10:10,317 We're not gonna act like him. 189 00:10:19,842 --> 00:10:20,943 What do you want? 190 00:10:21,981 --> 00:10:22,872 I... 191 00:10:24,872 --> 00:10:26,946 I'm gonna do what doctors aren't supposed to do. 192 00:10:27,884 --> 00:10:29,380 Admit I made a mistake. 193 00:10:30,150 --> 00:10:32,389 I shouldn't have been so quick to dismiss your symptoms. 194 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,494 But you need to let us start the plasmapheresis. 195 00:10:36,846 --> 00:10:37,855 What do you want? 196 00:10:40,466 --> 00:10:41,273 Case? 197 00:10:42,711 --> 00:10:44,179 Honey, do you know where you are? 198 00:10:45,796 --> 00:10:46,934 She's burning up. 199 00:10:46,970 --> 00:10:48,438 - Start the treatment. - We can't. 200 00:10:48,456 --> 00:10:50,518 You've got my permission. She's obviously confused. 201 00:10:50,533 --> 00:10:51,791 It doesn't matter anymore. 202 00:10:51,814 --> 00:10:53,925 Miller Fsher doesn't cause dlirium and fever. 203 00:10:55,269 --> 00:10:56,719 I don't know what this is. 204 00:10:57,509 --> 00:11:00,391 I'm afraid there are going to be ome limitations on his medical history. 205 00:11:00,429 --> 00:11:03,116 Just let me know what you need, and I should be able to provide it. 206 00:11:03,131 --> 00:11:05,208 FYI, my mal practice insurance 207 00:11:05,245 --> 00:11:06,843 doesn't cover alien autopsies. 208 00:11:07,053 --> 00:11:08,047 That's fine. 209 00:11:08,186 --> 00:11:09,735 X-files are the next wing over. 210 00:11:09,805 --> 00:11:11,730 Where was the patient when he first felt ill? 211 00:11:11,745 --> 00:11:14,345 Sorry, that's classified. But assume there aren't too many places 212 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:16,966 in the world John hasn't been. And, yes, John's a cover name. 213 00:11:17,021 --> 00:11:19,123 What makes you think it was an attempt on his life? 214 00:11:19,159 --> 00:11:20,494 Sorry, can't tell you that either. 215 00:11:20,530 --> 00:11:21,783 What can you tell us? 216 00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:24,527 Yeah, did Oswald really have sex with Marilyn Monroe? 217 00:11:45,411 --> 00:11:46,604 Good lord. 218 00:11:47,991 --> 00:11:49,056 Very professional. 219 00:11:49,641 --> 00:11:52,008 Five days ago, he was 185 pounds. 220 00:11:52,481 --> 00:11:53,545 Perfect health. 221 00:11:57,039 --> 00:11:57,865 Cool. 222 00:12:02,206 --> 00:12:03,967 Fever and delirium rule out... 223 00:12:06,163 --> 00:12:08,891 He's not gonna hire you just because you call him the most. 224 00:12:09,163 --> 00:12:11,663 Especially since it's obvious he doesn't wanna be called. 225 00:12:12,548 --> 00:12:14,842 Symptoms rule out miller fisher. MS fits better. 226 00:12:14,896 --> 00:12:16,860 Progression's too fast. More likely meningitis. 227 00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:18,523 Areflexia doesn't fit as well with. 228 00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:19,680 Does with amyloidosis. 229 00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:21,743 That's even slower than MS. It's lupus. 230 00:12:21,877 --> 00:12:23,419 I'm with the little man on this one. 231 00:12:23,626 --> 00:12:26,295 It's attacking the body and the brain. Classic autoimmune. 232 00:12:26,430 --> 00:12:28,522 Flirt all you want, but I should warn you. 233 00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:30,517 Shiksas are for practice. 234 00:12:30,547 --> 00:12:33,247 Lupus this aggressive wouldn't spare her kidneys. 235 00:12:33,284 --> 00:12:34,767 It's primarily neurological. 236 00:12:34,878 --> 00:12:37,210 - Let's start her on. - Why no plaques on her MRI? 237 00:12:37,347 --> 00:12:38,681 MRI was inconclusive. 238 00:12:38,769 --> 00:12:41,065 - So I don't know. - So now you're sure that it's MS. 239 00:12:41,377 --> 00:12:43,396 Just like you were sure it was miller fisher. 240 00:12:43,441 --> 00:12:45,386 An hour after you were sure it was heatstroke. 241 00:12:45,522 --> 00:12:47,145 The symptoms fit. 242 00:12:47,216 --> 00:12:49,658 - Start her on interferon. - We're not gonna score any points 243 00:12:49,673 --> 00:12:51,965 with House if we solve this just by running your errands. 244 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:53,886 - I get that you want to be right. - You don't? 245 00:12:53,901 --> 00:12:56,567 I'm just trying to save a patient, not score points with my boss. 246 00:12:56,585 --> 00:12:59,156 Would it hurt the patient if you let us run some tests? 247 00:13:03,318 --> 00:13:04,602 You've got three hours. 248 00:13:11,657 --> 00:13:13,679 We've run six complete tox screens, 249 00:13:13,697 --> 00:13:17,110 tested for every heavy metal, poison, and biological agent we can think of. 250 00:13:17,125 --> 00:13:18,974 It says here he ate a lot of chestnuts. 251 00:13:19,037 --> 00:13:21,165 Hold on a second. 252 00:13:21,776 --> 00:13:23,727 If the squirrel liberation army's involved, 253 00:13:23,742 --> 00:13:25,733 I'm outta here. Those little rodents are. 254 00:13:25,748 --> 00:13:28,320 Horse chestnuts are poisonous. If someone switched them. 255 00:13:28,335 --> 00:13:29,938 Horse chestnuts may look like chestnuts, 256 00:13:29,953 --> 00:13:32,354 but they taste like a horse's lower-than-chestnuts. 257 00:13:32,390 --> 00:13:33,319 Which makes the theory 258 00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:36,173 that he accidentally ate a couple of hundred slightly less persuasive. 259 00:13:38,436 --> 00:13:40,116 And seeing as how he was prowling 260 00:13:40,131 --> 00:13:42,473 the back alleys of... Tehran? 261 00:13:42,857 --> 00:13:44,863 It wasn't tehran. It was... 262 00:13:45,916 --> 00:13:47,554 Oops, you almost got me. 263 00:13:48,820 --> 00:13:50,952 Unless we know the local environmental factors, 264 00:13:51,015 --> 00:13:53,260 - poisonous flora... - You know I can't tell you that. 265 00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:56,742 Well, then, why are we here? You might as well just Google "poison." 266 00:13:57,071 --> 00:13:58,466 All they would tell me is... 267 00:13:58,743 --> 00:14:00,853 He spent the last 11 months in Bolivia. 268 00:14:01,436 --> 00:14:03,381 Who you gonna kill in Bolivia? 269 00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:05,821 - My old housekeeper? - We don't kill people. 270 00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:07,860 I'm sorry. Who are you gonna marginalize? 271 00:14:08,413 --> 00:14:10,440 If it is my housekeeper, she has it coming. 272 00:14:10,939 --> 00:14:12,848 Cleaning the windows means cleaning both sides. 273 00:14:12,864 --> 00:14:14,072 Am I right, or am I right? 274 00:14:14,675 --> 00:14:16,344 What does it matter what he was doing? 275 00:14:16,505 --> 00:14:18,102 - The guy's dying. - Not anymore. 276 00:14:18,517 --> 00:14:20,609 I know what's poisoning him, and who. 277 00:14:20,988 --> 00:14:21,832 John. 278 00:14:24,561 --> 00:14:25,901 It's just pancreatitis. 279 00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:27,399 He's not an alcoholic. 280 00:14:27,459 --> 00:14:29,605 And unless his pancreas is in his fingers. 281 00:14:29,648 --> 00:14:31,630 Spies can't get fungal infections? 282 00:14:31,652 --> 00:14:32,893 And the burns on his skin? 283 00:14:32,908 --> 00:14:34,484 Spies can't get sunburns? 284 00:14:34,669 --> 00:14:35,898 Bolivia doesn't have sun? 285 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,500 So, either we go 286 00:14:37,564 --> 00:14:40,261 with his theory of the non-drinking drunk, 287 00:14:40,564 --> 00:14:42,533 Or he was poisoned by some group 288 00:14:42,644 --> 00:14:45,458 with the resources to make it completely untraceable. 289 00:14:45,501 --> 00:14:47,625 Some customized isotope. 290 00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:53,626 Let's treat for radiation poisoning. 291 00:14:56,234 --> 00:14:58,619 The iodine's to protect your thyroid. 292 00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:02,025 Antibiotics are to handle infections. 293 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,250 Should start working in a couple of hours. 294 00:15:04,498 --> 00:15:05,702 We should celebrate, 295 00:15:05,942 --> 00:15:06,939 with a beer, 296 00:15:07,064 --> 00:15:08,092 or eight. 297 00:15:08,858 --> 00:15:10,051 I don't drink. 298 00:15:11,943 --> 00:15:13,906 Me thinks he doth protest too much. 299 00:15:13,943 --> 00:15:15,980 He's deathly ill. Why would he lie about drinking? 300 00:15:16,084 --> 00:15:19,657 Guilt over killing a man. Make anyone hit the sauce. 301 00:15:20,614 --> 00:15:23,575 - We don't kill people. - Right. 302 00:15:23,729 --> 00:15:25,895 You just lie to your friends and family, 303 00:15:25,910 --> 00:15:29,105 establish false identities, trick people into betraying their country. 304 00:15:29,293 --> 00:15:31,312 He'd never cover up his drinking. He's too honest. 305 00:15:33,718 --> 00:15:35,256 Something I've always wanted to know. 306 00:15:35,830 --> 00:15:38,697 That poison lipstick that ginger used to kiss Gilligan... 307 00:15:38,721 --> 00:15:40,061 Why didn't that kill her? 308 00:15:46,366 --> 00:15:51,481 Okay, drum roll. LP is negative for meningitis. 309 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:52,646 Sorry, Cole. 310 00:15:53,832 --> 00:15:56,254 Fat pad biopsy is... 311 00:15:57,195 --> 00:15:58,374 Wait for it... 312 00:15:58,967 --> 00:16:03,312 Negative for amyloidosis. And thirteen goes down. 313 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:04,884 Could we hurry this up? My son has. 314 00:16:04,911 --> 00:16:06,678 Can I have a kid too? I'm working too hard. 315 00:16:06,718 --> 00:16:07,725 I could hook you up. 316 00:16:07,740 --> 00:16:10,527 I had two minutes and some anti-nausea meds, I'd take you up on that. 317 00:16:11,431 --> 00:16:13,266 And for the gold... 318 00:16:15,329 --> 00:16:17,898 Protein 65, glucose 70. 319 00:16:18,096 --> 00:16:19,977 It's MS, start her on interferon. 320 00:16:20,014 --> 00:16:23,199 Turn to the last page. Sed rate's 95 ANA's weakly positive. 321 00:16:23,214 --> 00:16:24,324 Positive? It's lupus. 322 00:16:24,381 --> 00:16:26,112 Weakly. Not lupus, it's MS. 323 00:16:26,149 --> 00:16:28,241 We obviously don't know what it is. Treat for both. 324 00:16:28,417 --> 00:16:30,084 No. I gave in on the test. 325 00:16:30,150 --> 00:16:32,472 I'm not treating her for two completely separate diseases 326 00:16:32,487 --> 00:16:34,664 because you think lupus will win you a prize. 327 00:16:41,299 --> 00:16:42,547 Still think it's lupus? 328 00:16:42,625 --> 00:16:43,432 Yeah. 329 00:16:43,771 --> 00:16:44,615 Me to. 330 00:16:45,284 --> 00:16:46,612 In case of emergency, 331 00:16:46,924 --> 00:16:48,400 go to the emergency room. 332 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:52,409 - Could be lupus. - That's what we figured. 333 00:16:52,950 --> 00:16:54,142 Then why are you here? 334 00:16:54,174 --> 00:16:56,143 You're an immunologist. We wanted to confirm. 335 00:16:56,158 --> 00:16:57,396 Who are you looking for me 336 00:16:57,411 --> 00:16:59,341 to help you sell down the river? House or Cuddy? 337 00:16:59,359 --> 00:17:00,321 Foreman. 338 00:17:01,515 --> 00:17:02,322 Sorry. 339 00:17:02,364 --> 00:17:04,646 He's pushing MS. Thinks that because he's in charge, 340 00:17:04,661 --> 00:17:06,807 he has to prove he's the smartest guy in the room. 341 00:17:06,822 --> 00:17:09,578 All I've heard about you. You put the patient above everything else. 342 00:17:09,624 --> 00:17:11,391 That's why everyone finds you so annoying. 343 00:17:14,150 --> 00:17:15,960 All House cares about is results. 344 00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:18,351 I know. I'm talking about how to do deal with Foreman. 345 00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:19,756 So am I. 346 00:17:23,372 --> 00:17:26,125 - Fever's down to 101.5. - Treatment's working... 347 00:17:26,183 --> 00:17:28,071 Trying to figure out which treatment's working. 348 00:17:28,110 --> 00:17:30,074 It's kind of tacky doing it front of the patient. 349 00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,709 You put her on steroids too? 350 00:17:31,829 --> 00:17:33,990 We had no choice. The sed rate pointed to lupus. 351 00:17:34,008 --> 00:17:35,953 - And the a NA ruled it out! - Doctors! 352 00:17:38,776 --> 00:17:39,785 Legs hurt? 353 00:17:40,195 --> 00:17:43,384 I can't feel them at all. I don't think i can move them. 354 00:17:59,698 --> 00:18:01,079 Vitals stabilizing. 355 00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:04,915 - Tummy ache's gone as well. - So the treatment's working. 356 00:18:06,690 --> 00:18:08,642 Wanna ditch Dr. Killjoy and... 357 00:18:08,967 --> 00:18:12,678 hop in the company jet? Little trip down mexico way. 358 00:18:13,186 --> 00:18:15,721 And I'm not talking about the country or the plane. 359 00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:20,804 Do you think acting like an idiot and talking about sex works on girls? 360 00:18:20,861 --> 00:18:23,441 Well, if it didn't, the human race would have died out long ago. 361 00:18:23,471 --> 00:18:26,299 You're pretty cheery for someone who was just proved wrong about his 362 00:18:26,338 --> 00:18:28,793 - pancreatitis theory. - I'm appropriately cheery for someone 363 00:18:28,820 --> 00:18:31,738 - who's being proved right. - John hasn't vomited in six hours. 364 00:18:31,974 --> 00:18:34,216 What's to vomit? I'm eating his lunch. 365 00:18:34,966 --> 00:18:37,509 With holding nutrients is the treatment for pancreatitis. 366 00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:39,739 That and the antibiotics you put him on. 367 00:18:40,394 --> 00:18:42,072 I did unhook your iodine, though. 368 00:18:42,398 --> 00:18:43,790 Didn't seem to fit with the whole, 369 00:18:43,835 --> 00:18:45,618 I'm just jerking you guys around gestalt. 370 00:18:45,651 --> 00:18:46,841 You're unbelievable. 371 00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:50,336 Well, let's ask John if he'd rather be sick honestly or cured dishonestly. 372 00:18:50,473 --> 00:18:51,300 John. 373 00:18:52,797 --> 00:18:53,770 John. 374 00:19:02,670 --> 00:19:04,210 Any chance he's just... 375 00:19:04,258 --> 00:19:05,979 Overwhelmed with gratitude? 376 00:19:19,287 --> 00:19:20,247 Paralysis. 377 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:24,833 It's a new symptom? 378 00:19:25,913 --> 00:19:27,967 Big white space on the board where it would fit? 379 00:19:27,996 --> 00:19:29,389 Nice, multicolored markers? 380 00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:32,452 I'm not writing it because we can't know if it's a real symptom. 381 00:19:32,967 --> 00:19:35,182 When these two went rogue and pumped her full of ste... 382 00:19:35,210 --> 00:19:38,790 - Steroids don't cause paralysis. - She was also on interferon! 383 00:19:38,841 --> 00:19:41,352 Giving her both probably fried her immune system. 384 00:19:41,434 --> 00:19:43,176 Who knows what infection you could cause... 385 00:19:43,209 --> 00:19:44,682 We consulted an immunologist. 386 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,179 - She said we have... - She? 387 00:19:46,244 --> 00:19:47,665 You talking about Dr. Cameron? 388 00:19:47,727 --> 00:19:49,975 - She thought lupus... - She tell you to start treating? 389 00:19:50,003 --> 00:19:51,816 Yes, they've ignored you. They screwed up. 390 00:19:51,873 --> 00:19:55,168 And it's fun watching you spank them. But can we get back to the medicine? 391 00:19:55,220 --> 00:19:58,360 The last thing any of you give a damn about is the medicine! 392 00:20:00,939 --> 00:20:01,860 Look... 393 00:20:03,191 --> 00:20:05,943 I'm not saying you're bad doctors or bad people. 394 00:20:06,293 --> 00:20:07,577 But House is. 395 00:20:07,966 --> 00:20:10,392 He created a nasty little cutthroat world, 396 00:20:10,487 --> 00:20:12,754 planted you in it, and is watching you play. 397 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:15,971 And none of it works for anyone except him. 398 00:20:18,013 --> 00:20:19,297 And whoever wins. 399 00:20:22,069 --> 00:20:25,304 Given its quick progression, we gotta assume botulism. 400 00:20:25,462 --> 00:20:27,724 I'll go to her place, check out her fridge and pantry. 401 00:20:27,762 --> 00:20:29,938 It's not botulism. It's polio. 402 00:20:34,741 --> 00:20:35,553 Brilliant. 403 00:20:35,583 --> 00:20:38,488 We should search her home for FDR's remains or a time machine. 404 00:20:38,547 --> 00:20:40,334 She could have contracted it from anyone 405 00:20:40,374 --> 00:20:42,594 - who's been to Africa or... - She's been vaccinated. 406 00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:43,670 Vaccines wear off. 407 00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:46,801 There hasn't been a single american case in over 20 years. 408 00:20:46,888 --> 00:20:48,378 I've seen this disease. 409 00:20:48,559 --> 00:20:49,726 I know what it looks like. 410 00:20:49,743 --> 00:20:52,257 That's why you're finding it, because you're looking for it. 411 00:20:52,321 --> 00:20:53,961 Polio... It's crazy. 412 00:20:54,201 --> 00:20:55,421 House wouldn't think so. 413 00:20:55,478 --> 00:20:57,703 So go find House and tell him your theory. 414 00:20:57,778 --> 00:20:58,892 Take a personal day. 415 00:20:59,527 --> 00:21:00,441 Seriously. 416 00:21:00,990 --> 00:21:02,097 Get outta here. 417 00:21:02,614 --> 00:21:05,608 - You don't have the power to fire me. - But I do have the power 418 00:21:05,646 --> 00:21:07,489 to kick your ass off my case. 419 00:21:10,718 --> 00:21:14,038 We're starting the botulism treatment. The rest of you, look for confirmation. 420 00:21:23,047 --> 00:21:26,078 - He should be brought up on charges. - Okay, relax. 421 00:21:26,111 --> 00:21:28,183 I'll take your book out from under my piano. 422 00:21:28,248 --> 00:21:30,910 He's dying of radiation sickness. He's obviously in pain. 423 00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:34,168 All of which could have been avoided if you hadn't interfered with... 424 00:21:34,540 --> 00:21:35,922 What was that for?! 425 00:21:36,352 --> 00:21:39,645 Radiation sickness kills specific cells at specific times. 426 00:21:39,704 --> 00:21:42,902 His hair should be coming out in clumps before he's writhing in pain. 427 00:21:43,032 --> 00:21:44,012 Since it's not, 428 00:21:44,118 --> 00:21:46,130 I know who's trying to kill him. 429 00:21:46,911 --> 00:21:47,713 God. 430 00:21:48,234 --> 00:21:50,181 It's blood cancer. Waldenstrom's. 431 00:21:50,222 --> 00:21:52,619 Radiation can cause infections, which set off... 432 00:21:52,677 --> 00:21:57,434 If had any real evidence of foul play, you'd be torturing Bolivians 433 00:21:57,866 --> 00:22:01,124 instead of putting me into a state of anticipatory sexual arousal. 434 00:22:01,551 --> 00:22:03,805 - Can we treat for both? - Bad idea. 435 00:22:04,035 --> 00:22:06,574 Unless you're the one who's trying to poison him. 436 00:22:06,708 --> 00:22:09,205 I'll arrange for plasmapheresis and chemo. 437 00:22:09,849 --> 00:22:11,637 Are you gonna trust him after what he did? 438 00:22:11,702 --> 00:22:13,886 I don't have to trust him to agree with him. 439 00:22:19,798 --> 00:22:21,244 You make a good point. 440 00:22:21,418 --> 00:22:24,263 I've been wrong every time, and she still won't listen to you. 441 00:22:24,329 --> 00:22:27,988 So either she really likes me or she really hates you. 442 00:22:28,910 --> 00:22:30,758 And I got a ride in the jet. 443 00:22:37,287 --> 00:22:38,087 Hi. 444 00:22:38,147 --> 00:22:40,348 - What are you doing here? - Just came to say hi. 445 00:22:40,492 --> 00:22:41,441 Hi again. 446 00:22:41,612 --> 00:22:43,564 Where's... Mrs. Bearman? 447 00:22:43,708 --> 00:22:44,626 Sent her home. 448 00:22:44,711 --> 00:22:46,457 I was scheduling her for an MRA. 449 00:22:46,517 --> 00:22:48,708 If we gave MRAS to every patient with a headache... 450 00:22:48,750 --> 00:22:51,107 This wasn't just a headache, it was the worst in her life. 451 00:22:51,131 --> 00:22:54,335 Then lucky for you, I'm a neurologist. She went to a wine and cheese tasting. 452 00:22:54,406 --> 00:22:57,099 - Both triggers for migraines. - She's never had a migraine before. 453 00:22:57,141 --> 00:22:59,515 And I never hagel before the first time I had one. 454 00:22:59,673 --> 00:23:02,810 Bagels don't kill people. This is a classic ticking-bomb aneurysm. 455 00:23:04,215 --> 00:23:05,610 This taught me a lesson. 456 00:23:06,136 --> 00:23:08,487 I guess when I mess with other people's patients, 457 00:23:08,538 --> 00:23:10,766 I risk looking like an officious bitch. 458 00:23:14,556 --> 00:23:16,852 We're gonna have to track down Mrs. Bearman. 459 00:23:20,252 --> 00:23:21,281 Wait... 460 00:23:22,437 --> 00:23:23,494 Never mind. 461 00:23:25,042 --> 00:23:27,976 - That's funny. - It's not funny. It's totally immature. 462 00:23:28,016 --> 00:23:29,074 It is funny. 463 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:31,329 You just can't appreciate it because you're the victim. 464 00:23:31,394 --> 00:23:33,934 Yeah, I deserve shame and ridicule for offering a consult. 465 00:23:33,999 --> 00:23:35,542 Unheard of for a doctor. 466 00:23:35,669 --> 00:23:37,684 You didn't offer a medical consult. 467 00:23:37,725 --> 00:23:40,030 You offered a "dealing with Foreman" consult. 468 00:23:40,071 --> 00:23:42,912 For the good of the patient. It's what House would have done. 469 00:23:43,366 --> 00:23:46,120 Maybe House will hear about it and tear up with pride. 470 00:23:46,475 --> 00:23:48,184 You think I'm trying to impress him. 471 00:23:48,244 --> 00:23:50,997 I think that, for someone who's not involved in his team, 472 00:23:51,071 --> 00:23:53,154 you're remarkably involved in his team. 473 00:23:53,670 --> 00:23:54,705 Let it go. 474 00:23:55,758 --> 00:23:56,808 Let him go. 475 00:24:01,404 --> 00:24:02,606 And that's mature? 476 00:24:10,684 --> 00:24:11,907 120 over 80. 477 00:24:12,241 --> 00:24:13,295 Let 'er rip. 478 00:24:16,975 --> 00:24:19,174 Now we got the medical stuff out of the way. 479 00:24:19,724 --> 00:24:21,350 Why don't we meet back at your place 480 00:24:21,389 --> 00:24:23,555 for some enhanced interrogation techniques? 481 00:24:23,900 --> 00:24:26,760 My safe word is, "help, please, please stop." 482 00:24:27,237 --> 00:24:29,883 It's two pleases. Anything less than that, you keep going. 483 00:24:29,947 --> 00:24:33,162 You actually cure this guy, I'll show you my private water board. 484 00:24:35,598 --> 00:24:38,515 We need to consult an oncologist about the chemo. 485 00:24:41,372 --> 00:24:42,851 Oh, I'm sorry, I thought... 486 00:24:43,076 --> 00:24:46,941 You were still euphemizing. My valet knows a little oncology. 487 00:24:51,488 --> 00:24:54,032 I was wondering when you'd grow bored of avoiding my calls. 488 00:24:54,115 --> 00:24:56,831 Oh, I can never grow bored of ignoring you. 489 00:24:56,963 --> 00:24:59,124 What's the latest protocol on Waldenstrom's? 490 00:24:59,310 --> 00:25:01,879 - Where are you? - CIA headquarters. 491 00:25:02,065 --> 00:25:03,234 How much fludarabine... 492 00:25:03,277 --> 00:25:05,886 Either you're sprawled naked on your floor with an empty bottle 493 00:25:05,916 --> 00:25:08,214 of vicodin, or collapsed naked in front of your computer 494 00:25:08,248 --> 00:25:09,580 with an empty bottle of viagra. 495 00:25:09,644 --> 00:25:12,012 Please tell me which, because Chase has another pool going. 496 00:25:12,066 --> 00:25:14,109 They flew me in to help deal with a sick employee. 497 00:25:14,187 --> 00:25:16,194 - How much... - Hallucinations. Damn! I shouldn't 498 00:25:16,238 --> 00:25:19,186 - have bet on the viagra. - Okay, call the langley switchboard, 499 00:25:19,230 --> 00:25:21,396 - ask for extension... - 3578 500 00:25:21,435 --> 00:25:22,584 3578. 501 00:25:22,972 --> 00:25:25,982 He asked an awful lot of questions for a valet. 502 00:25:26,498 --> 00:25:30,148 You know, I happen to have a position available on my penis. 503 00:25:33,291 --> 00:25:36,200 Wait a second... I think I screwed up that joke. 504 00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:38,168 You offering me a job? 505 00:25:38,614 --> 00:25:40,043 I'd settle for that. 506 00:25:40,356 --> 00:25:43,715 As tempting as a position on your staff is, 507 00:25:43,961 --> 00:25:45,690 - I like it here. - Pays better. 508 00:25:45,754 --> 00:25:47,620 And we've only had one assassination attempt. 509 00:25:47,670 --> 00:25:50,936 And I'm sure you're a great boss. That's why your fellows left en masse 510 00:25:50,985 --> 00:25:52,286 a couple of months ago. 511 00:25:53,252 --> 00:25:55,403 I have satellite images. 512 00:26:03,774 --> 00:26:04,850 Inspector Gadget. 513 00:26:06,141 --> 00:26:08,400 My God. You're actually at the CIA. 514 00:26:08,518 --> 00:26:09,849 You've gotta get down here. 515 00:26:09,908 --> 00:26:12,320 They've got a satellite aimed directly into Cuddy's vagina. 516 00:26:12,403 --> 00:26:15,406 I told them the chances of invasion are slim to none, but... 517 00:26:16,069 --> 00:26:17,247 Waldenstrom's. 518 00:26:17,730 --> 00:26:20,630 Recommended dose is 25 milligrams per meter squared. 519 00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:24,331 - They do a background check on you? - 25 milligrams? 520 00:26:24,463 --> 00:26:27,001 They did a background check on you, they did a background check 521 00:26:27,034 --> 00:26:28,217 - on your friends. - Relax. 522 00:26:28,294 --> 00:26:31,274 I'm sure they already know that you brought heroin back from Afghanistan. 523 00:26:31,322 --> 00:26:34,702 That... That's not true. I've never been to Afghanistan. 524 00:26:35,818 --> 00:26:36,741 House? 525 00:26:40,439 --> 00:26:43,228 - She's getting worse? - Fever's risen slightly. 526 00:26:47,322 --> 00:26:48,932 But it's definitely... 527 00:26:49,802 --> 00:26:50,691 Botulism? 528 00:26:51,633 --> 00:26:53,358 Right? Because if you're wrong again, 529 00:26:53,542 --> 00:26:56,078 and you're treating her for something she doesn't even have... 530 00:26:56,150 --> 00:26:58,650 The antitoxin hasn't had time to work yet. 531 00:26:58,781 --> 00:27:01,215 I know it's hard, but try to be patient. 532 00:27:04,438 --> 00:27:05,520 Excuse me. 533 00:27:13,718 --> 00:27:15,274 I know you're pissed I interrupted, 534 00:27:15,328 --> 00:27:17,342 but you're gonna be even more pissed in a second. 535 00:27:17,420 --> 00:27:18,754 You tested her without telling me? 536 00:27:18,886 --> 00:27:21,752 Yeah. And I know, I'm really, really sorry. But... 537 00:27:22,684 --> 00:27:25,766 On the other hand, it's a positive. 538 00:27:27,688 --> 00:27:28,829 She has polio. 539 00:27:32,675 --> 00:27:34,237 Now what, boss? 540 00:27:37,242 --> 00:27:38,660 Where's House? 541 00:27:39,624 --> 00:27:41,986 He's blown off four hours of clinic. 542 00:27:44,853 --> 00:27:47,083 He's consulting for the CIA. 543 00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:52,491 Seriously. Call langley and ask for extension 35... 544 00:27:52,941 --> 00:27:54,270 3536? 545 00:27:55,398 --> 00:27:58,378 There's definitely two threes. I... I wrote it down. 546 00:27:58,433 --> 00:27:59,496 I have it somewhere. 547 00:27:59,557 --> 00:28:02,405 He's gonna make up twice his skipped hours in the clinic. 548 00:28:02,622 --> 00:28:05,338 - Okeydoke. - And for protecting him, 549 00:28:05,406 --> 00:28:07,911 - you're gonna make up twice that. - Why are you punishing me 550 00:28:07,953 --> 00:28:09,942 - worse than him? - Because House never learns. 551 00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:11,040 You might. 552 00:28:21,722 --> 00:28:22,996 How are you feeling? 553 00:28:24,294 --> 00:28:27,653 - Like crap. - Yeah, cancer can be that way. 554 00:28:30,043 --> 00:28:31,960 My hair is falling out. 555 00:28:35,436 --> 00:28:36,627 That the chemo? 556 00:28:38,063 --> 00:28:39,644 No, it's too quick. 557 00:28:42,170 --> 00:28:43,564 So what does it mean? 558 00:28:47,758 --> 00:28:49,585 It means you don't have cancer. 559 00:28:51,743 --> 00:28:53,761 Someone actually did try to kill you. 560 00:29:01,777 --> 00:29:03,189 You're stubborn. 561 00:29:03,652 --> 00:29:05,521 - You're arrogant! - There's no need to yell. 562 00:29:05,575 --> 00:29:09,072 - You may have cost that man his life. - He's getting the radiation treatment. 563 00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:10,502 24 hours too late! 564 00:29:10,544 --> 00:29:12,677 I didn't yell at you when I thought you were wrong. 565 00:29:12,779 --> 00:29:15,484 - I wasn't wrong! - This isn't productive. 566 00:29:15,552 --> 00:29:18,371 There is no productive. It's too late. 567 00:29:18,443 --> 00:29:21,363 Because of your inexperience, your poor judgment. 568 00:29:21,465 --> 00:29:24,615 And your failure to recognize a reckless fool! 569 00:29:26,911 --> 00:29:28,545 Cordyceps sinensis. 570 00:29:33,305 --> 00:29:37,421 It's... It's an herbal treatment derived from a parasitic fungus, 571 00:29:37,487 --> 00:29:39,473 comes from caterpillars. 572 00:29:39,882 --> 00:29:43,007 Along with dimercaprol chelation, it's been shown to mitigate 573 00:29:43,073 --> 00:29:45,526 bone marrow damage from radiation poisoning. 574 00:29:48,047 --> 00:29:49,047 In monkeys. 575 00:29:52,620 --> 00:29:55,042 I'm sorry. I was stubborn and arrogant. 576 00:29:55,270 --> 00:29:57,085 Self-recriminations won't help her. 577 00:29:57,163 --> 00:29:59,158 Nothing's gonna help her. She's got polio. 578 00:29:59,237 --> 00:30:00,949 There's no cure, but there are treatments. 579 00:30:01,020 --> 00:30:04,115 - She's dying. - Yeah. Every death's a tragedy. 580 00:30:04,354 --> 00:30:05,833 Funny how you weren't so depressed 581 00:30:05,899 --> 00:30:08,092 when she just dying because me and Amber screwed up. 582 00:30:08,139 --> 00:30:10,387 And I'm also self-centered. Thanks for clarifying. 583 00:30:10,527 --> 00:30:12,260 Don't forget self-pitying. 584 00:30:14,644 --> 00:30:15,644 Vitamin C. 585 00:30:15,785 --> 00:30:17,105 Extremely high doses. 586 00:30:17,148 --> 00:30:19,830 It was experimental treatment protocol in the '50s. 587 00:30:19,903 --> 00:30:22,801 - And they haven't finished yet? - They... Lost funding. 588 00:30:22,886 --> 00:30:25,863 That's because there's no logical reason vitamin C would cure polio. 589 00:30:25,954 --> 00:30:28,595 - Well, someone thought there was. - Someone thought black people 590 00:30:28,639 --> 00:30:29,936 made excellent farm implements. 591 00:30:29,979 --> 00:30:31,583 I'm not talking about hurting anyone. 592 00:30:31,630 --> 00:30:33,590 I just wanna force feed her some orange juice. 593 00:30:33,641 --> 00:30:36,260 You wanna throw in some bacon and eggs as well? 594 00:30:37,221 --> 00:30:39,082 If there's anything you learn today, 595 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:41,712 it's gotta be that you can be wrong. 596 00:30:51,705 --> 00:30:53,218 John, can you hear me? 597 00:30:55,234 --> 00:30:58,252 We're going to start you on an experimental treatment. 598 00:31:01,469 --> 00:31:02,278 Tea? 599 00:31:03,553 --> 00:31:04,947 It's a chinese herb. 600 00:31:05,431 --> 00:31:07,946 - Which has been effective in... - I'm dying, aren't I? 601 00:31:10,917 --> 00:31:11,917 Probably. 602 00:31:20,542 --> 00:31:22,844 We're gonna attempt an experimental protocol. 603 00:31:22,966 --> 00:31:25,599 - A new drug? - An old one. Vitamine C. 604 00:31:26,030 --> 00:31:29,024 Ultra-high doses have been shown to destroy the polio virus 605 00:31:29,052 --> 00:31:30,396 and heal nerve damage. 606 00:31:30,952 --> 00:31:33,804 - She could regain use of her legs. - It's unlikely. 607 00:31:35,555 --> 00:31:36,938 But, we're gonna try. 608 00:31:38,552 --> 00:31:39,695 Don't give up. 609 00:31:55,124 --> 00:31:56,252 Nausea's... 610 00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:58,209 Not as bad. 611 00:31:59,298 --> 00:32:01,730 Radiation sickness has a latency period. 612 00:32:03,141 --> 00:32:05,157 You'll get better before you get worse. 613 00:32:12,812 --> 00:32:15,142 You wanna know what I really did down there? 614 00:32:17,192 --> 00:32:18,732 Only if it's interesting. 615 00:32:21,570 --> 00:32:23,098 The women there... 616 00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:26,315 During carnival they... 617 00:32:27,854 --> 00:32:29,426 They do this dance. 618 00:32:31,161 --> 00:32:33,163 They call it the "Devil Dance". 619 00:32:35,575 --> 00:32:36,779 Not interesting. 620 00:32:38,886 --> 00:32:42,532 I spent all 40 days with this... 621 00:32:43,669 --> 00:32:46,878 Attache to the minister of defense. 622 00:32:48,944 --> 00:32:49,840 The most... 623 00:32:50,751 --> 00:32:53,344 Buttoned-down woman you'd ever meet. 624 00:32:53,623 --> 00:32:54,542 You know? 625 00:32:56,554 --> 00:32:59,021 'Cept when she did this dance. 626 00:33:03,335 --> 00:33:05,814 She agreed to tell me stuff... 627 00:33:14,378 --> 00:33:17,073 Okay, we have half a good story there. 628 00:33:19,461 --> 00:33:20,386 Karma. 629 00:33:23,579 --> 00:33:27,512 Best way to rid yourself of that guilt is to confess your sins. 630 00:33:29,797 --> 00:33:31,580 This pain is... Right. 631 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:34,102 It's comforting. 632 00:33:35,143 --> 00:33:38,468 It makes me think that... Somehow, it all makes sense. 633 00:33:39,753 --> 00:33:41,396 What do you mean, 40 days? 634 00:33:42,519 --> 00:33:44,035 When they found out. 635 00:33:46,118 --> 00:33:47,214 What she... 636 00:33:47,984 --> 00:33:49,006 Told me. 637 00:33:49,730 --> 00:33:52,158 Carnival in Bolivia's only eight days. 638 00:33:57,006 --> 00:33:59,665 You have any idea what a chestnut looks like? 639 00:34:04,950 --> 00:34:06,372 You idiot. 640 00:34:06,824 --> 00:34:08,710 Who are you calling an idiot? 641 00:34:09,563 --> 00:34:13,252 Whoever knew that John was stationed in Brazil, not Bolivia. 642 00:34:13,866 --> 00:34:14,884 Brazil? 643 00:34:15,898 --> 00:34:17,976 Well, then, I guess I'm talking to you, idiot. 644 00:34:18,062 --> 00:34:19,198 It's the same region. 645 00:34:19,245 --> 00:34:23,205 - It's the same parasite, same diseases. - But not the same language. 646 00:34:23,416 --> 00:34:25,156 In Bolivia, chestnuts are chestnuts. 647 00:34:25,207 --> 00:34:28,095 Brazil, on the other hand, hascastanhas do para, literally, 648 00:34:28,135 --> 00:34:29,694 "chestnuts from para." 649 00:34:29,979 --> 00:34:32,053 Because it would be stupid for people from Brazil 650 00:34:32,116 --> 00:34:33,699 to call them Brazil nuts! 651 00:34:33,793 --> 00:34:36,369 So he ate Brazil nuts. Big deal. 652 00:34:36,503 --> 00:34:38,235 No, he ate a lot of Brazil nuts. 653 00:34:38,278 --> 00:34:40,455 Which is a big deal, because they contain selenium. 654 00:34:40,537 --> 00:34:44,183 Which, in high doses, causes fatigue, vomiting, skin irritation, 655 00:34:44,258 --> 00:34:47,185 discharge from the fingernail beds, and hair loss. 656 00:34:47,267 --> 00:34:49,090 Any of that sounding familiar? 657 00:34:51,616 --> 00:34:52,752 Can you treat it? 658 00:34:54,964 --> 00:34:56,344 We've already started. 659 00:34:56,630 --> 00:34:59,118 Treatment's chelation, same as for radiation sickness. 660 00:34:59,165 --> 00:35:02,025 The only difference is it works a lot better on nut poisoning. 661 00:35:02,170 --> 00:35:03,577 So what's the problem? 662 00:35:05,158 --> 00:35:06,604 You're an idiot. 663 00:35:21,062 --> 00:35:22,327 Why is she shivering? 664 00:35:22,422 --> 00:35:24,960 Low serum calcium is a side effect of the treatment. 665 00:35:25,113 --> 00:35:28,166 - I can give her a calcium supplement. - My arm hurts. 666 00:35:28,296 --> 00:35:30,960 Infusion rate has to remain high for the treatment to work. 667 00:35:31,780 --> 00:35:32,873 Is it working? 668 00:35:34,408 --> 00:35:36,785 - You feel that? - Yeah. 669 00:35:37,455 --> 00:35:38,427 It hurts. 670 00:35:39,875 --> 00:35:40,986 It's working. 671 00:35:41,405 --> 00:35:42,745 This is fantastic. 672 00:35:51,117 --> 00:35:53,306 There's a lot you can learn in my fellowship. 673 00:35:53,565 --> 00:35:56,040 A few new procedures I could teach you. 674 00:35:56,453 --> 00:35:58,299 Course, we'd need a nurse to prep. 675 00:35:58,337 --> 00:36:00,863 I know how to kill a man with my thumb. 676 00:36:01,956 --> 00:36:04,780 Actually, I was just trying to make another euphemism for sex. 677 00:36:04,827 --> 00:36:06,919 - So was I. - Oh, God. 678 00:36:06,985 --> 00:36:09,304 How can you flirt with this idiot? 679 00:36:09,387 --> 00:36:13,364 He lied to us again and again. He broke laws, ethical codes... 680 00:36:13,415 --> 00:36:14,494 I was right. 681 00:36:16,231 --> 00:36:19,134 - That doesn't mean everything. - It means a lot. 682 00:36:21,081 --> 00:36:22,231 Dr. Curtis. 683 00:36:23,353 --> 00:36:24,353 Dr. House. 684 00:36:25,101 --> 00:36:26,651 Appreciate your help. 685 00:36:55,354 --> 00:36:56,289 When... 686 00:36:57,094 --> 00:36:58,308 When you were dying, 687 00:36:58,734 --> 00:37:00,411 you tried to infect me. 688 00:37:00,739 --> 00:37:02,493 Because you knew I'd fight for you 689 00:37:02,754 --> 00:37:04,282 if I thought I was dying too. 690 00:37:04,353 --> 00:37:07,689 You bringing this up now so I'll forgive you for messing with my patient? 691 00:37:07,774 --> 00:37:10,097 I'm happy I changed jobs. 692 00:37:11,051 --> 00:37:12,445 But I know... 693 00:37:13,274 --> 00:37:15,186 I'll never have that sort of... 694 00:37:16,538 --> 00:37:17,359 Excitement. 695 00:37:17,398 --> 00:37:19,677 - You Miss people trying to kill you? - No. 696 00:37:21,059 --> 00:37:22,057 I miss... 697 00:37:22,552 --> 00:37:25,054 People doing whatever it takes to get the job done. 698 00:37:29,764 --> 00:37:32,484 I guess that's why I'm having trouble giving it up. 699 00:37:34,782 --> 00:37:37,777 I shouldn't have helped them mess with your patient. 700 00:37:39,171 --> 00:37:40,599 They had to screw with me. 701 00:37:41,044 --> 00:37:42,494 I've gotten everything wrong. 702 00:37:44,286 --> 00:37:45,286 I don't believe it. 703 00:37:46,930 --> 00:37:49,343 You're not... Gonna get everything right. 704 00:37:51,293 --> 00:37:54,111 But you're never gonna get everything wrong. 705 00:38:16,381 --> 00:38:17,252 Morning! 706 00:38:18,453 --> 00:38:21,150 - Where have you been the last two days? - Overslept. 707 00:38:21,208 --> 00:38:25,097 - We saved speed racer. She had polio. - We cured it with vitamin C. 708 00:38:26,655 --> 00:38:27,455 Yeah. 709 00:38:27,742 --> 00:38:29,833 I cured depression with tonic water once. 710 00:38:30,471 --> 00:38:32,457 Actually, I think there was some gin in it too. 711 00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:35,803 150 grams over six hours. It worked. 712 00:38:35,970 --> 00:38:37,277 No, it didn't. 713 00:38:40,634 --> 00:38:42,528 I told you you can't cure polio. 714 00:38:42,586 --> 00:38:45,475 That means either she's not cured or she never had it. 715 00:38:45,660 --> 00:38:47,987 Since she's walking out of here... 716 00:38:48,338 --> 00:38:51,073 I tested her blood from admittance. No polio. 717 00:38:51,695 --> 00:38:53,483 That means Brennan screwed up the lab tests. 718 00:38:53,517 --> 00:38:55,050 Or you screwed up your lab tests. 719 00:38:55,127 --> 00:38:58,419 - You must have. She got better. - So it's relapsing and remitting. 720 00:38:58,540 --> 00:39:00,141 Maybe... Porphyria. 721 00:39:00,983 --> 00:39:02,425 No, that's a stretch. 722 00:39:03,026 --> 00:39:05,359 If she had porphyria, you would have seen purple urine. 723 00:39:05,411 --> 00:39:08,069 You think it's more likely he cured polio? 724 00:39:09,235 --> 00:39:10,495 They believe it. 725 00:39:11,601 --> 00:39:13,269 Her symptoms fit perfectly. 726 00:39:14,284 --> 00:39:17,073 And the alternative is unbelievably convoluted. 727 00:39:17,741 --> 00:39:19,726 Some doctor would have to poison her with valium 728 00:39:19,774 --> 00:39:21,592 so it looks like polio, then fake a lab test, 729 00:39:21,669 --> 00:39:25,087 then give her vitamin C and stop the poison so she magically gets better. 730 00:39:26,314 --> 00:39:27,339 Actually... 731 00:39:27,993 --> 00:39:30,108 It is kind of doable, right? 732 00:39:34,556 --> 00:39:35,725 So what do you think? 733 00:39:35,864 --> 00:39:39,170 Should we test her for thallium before you contact Stockholm? 734 00:39:40,357 --> 00:39:41,881 You poisoned her? 735 00:39:42,313 --> 00:39:45,053 The really shocking thing is that Foreman was right 736 00:39:45,096 --> 00:39:46,216 about the heatstroke. 737 00:39:46,265 --> 00:39:49,226 Vitamin C cures polio. I've seen it. 738 00:39:49,332 --> 00:39:51,144 Yeah... In some Bush clinic. 739 00:39:52,288 --> 00:39:54,586 You need polio in a place with a proper lab. 740 00:39:54,634 --> 00:39:57,677 The only problem is that places with proper labs don't have polio. 741 00:39:59,875 --> 00:40:01,350 There is no money 742 00:40:02,273 --> 00:40:03,446 in finding cures 743 00:40:03,556 --> 00:40:06,175 for diseases that only kill poor people. 744 00:40:07,577 --> 00:40:10,029 This will make them do research. 745 00:40:12,538 --> 00:40:14,600 And what do you care if I faked a lab test 746 00:40:14,658 --> 00:40:16,869 if it saves a few thousand lives? 747 00:40:16,937 --> 00:40:18,528 I did what I had to do. 748 00:40:18,822 --> 00:40:20,919 Isn't that what you hired us for? 749 00:40:26,257 --> 00:40:28,203 Which is why I'm not gonna fire you. 750 00:40:29,978 --> 00:40:31,266 You're gonna quit. 751 00:40:33,090 --> 00:40:34,700 Go on, get out of here. 752 00:40:41,495 --> 00:40:43,415 So you're just gonna let him go? 753 00:40:44,564 --> 00:40:45,564 Absolutely. 754 00:40:46,254 --> 00:40:48,076 I'm gonna let him get as far away as possible 755 00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:49,605 before you call the cops. 756 00:40:49,957 --> 00:40:51,264 Guy's a nut job. 757 00:40:52,423 --> 00:40:54,486 Who the hell did I leave in charge? 758 00:40:55,609 --> 00:40:58,040 - Foreman. - There was a reason for that. 759 00:40:58,552 --> 00:41:00,182 Next time, listen to him. 760 00:41:11,604 --> 00:41:14,344 Where have you been? And don't say the CIA. 761 00:41:14,594 --> 00:41:15,475 Okay. 762 00:41:16,500 --> 00:41:19,360 - By the way, one of my employees... - Either you're gonna have to get 763 00:41:19,408 --> 00:41:22,831 someone from the CIA to call and confirm your story, or you're doing 764 00:41:22,897 --> 00:41:25,729 eight clinic hours and Wilson is doing 16. 765 00:41:30,567 --> 00:41:31,980 I was in the Hamptons. 766 00:41:32,961 --> 00:41:37,115 I was helping some rich hedge fund jerk treat his son's sniffles. 767 00:41:38,055 --> 00:41:39,969 Fascinating as that sounds. 768 00:41:43,519 --> 00:41:47,173 For your honesty, I will forgive your hours. 769 00:41:48,281 --> 00:41:49,273 Thank you. 770 00:41:52,758 --> 00:41:53,715 No! 771 00:41:55,450 --> 00:41:58,325 The only thing less likely than your helping the CIA 772 00:41:58,382 --> 00:42:00,799 is your helping some rich guy on Long Island. 773 00:42:01,188 --> 00:42:03,602 You're doing your hours and Wilson's. 774 00:42:03,741 --> 00:42:05,718 I know how to kill a man with my thumb. 775 00:42:05,775 --> 00:42:06,930 Who doesn't? 776 00:42:16,884 --> 00:42:17,703 Hi. 777 00:42:18,433 --> 00:42:19,275 Hi. 778 00:42:27,097 --> 00:42:29,161 I'm going to take you up on your offer. 779 00:42:29,621 --> 00:42:30,518 Yeah? 780 00:42:34,015 --> 00:42:36,803 I... I live a couple miles from here. 781 00:42:38,283 --> 00:42:40,091 That's not the offer I meant. 782 00:42:42,372 --> 00:42:43,670 I gave notice today. 783 00:42:44,487 --> 00:42:47,405 You said you were happy at the company. 784 00:42:47,690 --> 00:42:50,728 I lied. Doubt you'll hold it against me. 785 00:42:57,813 --> 00:42:59,698 I'll see you at 9:00 on monday.