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Nothing in my life
could compare to this.
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I'm a dad.
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- That's not your kid.
- I know but he reminds me of Sam.
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That's a girl!
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Stop ruining it! Why do you have to ruin
things? I'm-I'm having a moment here!
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Let's go.
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It must suck that Sam and Kim moved.
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What can I do? You know, she
took a job in another hospital.
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But they only moved like 40 minutes
away, I'm going to see Sam all the time.
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Matter of fact: I'm going there tonight.
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The new patient's scale had all the
female staffers obsessing about one thing.
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- I need to loose two pounds.
- Ah, since Keith and I broke up,
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I've been eating and sleeping very
well so... I'm down to dress size.
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- You look like you've been sick.
- Turk that's so sweet!
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Come on baby, let's go
seein' how much you weigh.
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We all sensed what would
happen if Turk didn't let go.
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Girls?
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Oh no! JD! Heeeelp!
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210 pounds!
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Good.
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♪Tubbo♪
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What's is saying.?
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Problem, lady?
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♪Muscles wanted♪
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Damn you, Carla and
your giant rubber stamps!
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- Let it go, Turk! Let it go!
- Sorry...
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Hey! If you're gonna drive that gas
guzzler, the least you can do is car pool.
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Hey! I don't see you
bring anybody to work.
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Hey! I just drove my
mum off at the mall.
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She... She sits on the seat and...
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then holds on by tucking her
hands inside my bike shorts.
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- That's disgusting.
- Yeah. Doesn't feel right.
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- Hey! It's your engine still running?
- Yeah.
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I let it run all day so I can
leave the air conditioner on,
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uhm, hey, it's nice and
cool when I drive home.
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I got a gas ups and downs over
lunch but it's worth it.
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You have to see "An inconvenient truth".
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It would change your life.
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- They're ruining the planet.
- Yeah.
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Don't go!
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- You know what really sucks?
- Being trapped in an elevator with you
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while you whine about your stupid life?
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You know what? It's actually okay.
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All I need to is white noise.
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Yeah, I've got this new kid but it's
come at the crappiest time of my life.
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Plus, I'm making the fully
mad driver on a scooter.
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And if I ever wanna bring Sam here, I can't,
because his stupid flopsy baby neck
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isn't strong enough to wear a helmet.
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- Hi, later.
- Hi, later.
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Anyway, wonder what the cherry on top
on the crap Sunday that is my life?
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Tomorrow, my loser brother's
coming here. Not happy.
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Dude, you need some perspective.
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This guy came here for a simple
spinal fusion. He got septic...
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and there was nothing we could do.
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Do you still want to complain because
you're brother's coming in today?
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Ah... Tomorrow.
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Dan's coming tomorrow.
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No, actually he's coming in today.
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He gave me a call, asked me if I'd help him
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with some embarassing prank
he wanted to pull on you.
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Thanks for the warning,
Turk. You're a good friend.
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I am!
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Why are they all here?
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- Zombie! Ah!
- AH AH AH AH AH!
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- Christopher, thanks again for your help.
- Hey man, if it involves making
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JD scream like a little
girl, I am there for you.
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AAAAAAH! I'm a monster!
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It takes more planning than that.
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It must be embarassing for you.
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Damn it!
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Three officians in six months
for stress related issues?
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Really? Well, here's
what I want you to do.
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Stop...
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getting... worked up...
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over... Again... over...
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small things.
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They're everywhere. This stuff that's
making you goofy, it's all over. Stop that.
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Get him out of here.
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Dear God.
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Here's your coffee, Dr. Cox.
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You want me to grab then,
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even know I suspect the reason
that you're holding the hand
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was because the mug
itself is scolding hot.
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Now, I sent you out to get me
some jaw, not to give me a burn.
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Put the coffee down.
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Get out. Get out. Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
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Wow!
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Yes, you. Questions? Comments?
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You do realize that you just
told the patient to reduce stress
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and then yelled at an
intern over... coffee?
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You are going to be the huge help when
it comes down to write my memories.
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I'm so sick of all the
hypocrites around here!
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Two words, sweetie: Sun screen.
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You know your smoking is killing you?
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God, that's delicious!
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A patient shouldn't have to take
advice if we can't follow ourselves.
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Woman's logic is flawless.
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Okay, people, time to save the planet!
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- But where to begin?
- My first step was going with
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all hemp underwear. It's awesome!
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Except when the hemp oil sips into
your bloodstream, then it's awesomer!
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Sir.
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Make it snappy jumpsuit,
I'm already late for my nap.
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and Ted, so help me, I had better not find
your head indentation on my pillow again.
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This hospital is dropping
the ball environmentally
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and I would like to volunteer
my services as an environmental officer.
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- Will it cost me anything?
- No.
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- Knock yourself up, hippie.
- Groovy.
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Hey, brother...
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I had to take it 'cause of all the head sweat.
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Thanks for buy me a lunch today.
I'm all cash light.
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Having Dan here wasn't all bad.
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So, Dan, you still living with your mom?
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Carla, Dan doesn't live with our mom,
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He lives in the apartment
that happens to be in mom's attic.
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Yep! Nothing makes my life seem less crappy
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than hangin' out with my loser bro.
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I mean, sure, there's lots of bats up there
but it's because there's no air conditioning.
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- Bats like heat?
- Musty heat, yes.
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- Good question, Turk.
- Thanks.
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How come you don't point out
when I ask good questions?
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Because I don't love you like he does.
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Told you...
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Actually, JD, I just bought my own house.
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How could you afford to do that
on a part-time bartender salary?
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I flip houses for living now.
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Turns out I'm really good
at this real estate stuff.
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Probably 'cause it involves not a small amount of lying and doublespeak.
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Well, if you're doing so well, how come
you made me buy all your lunch?
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Good question, JD!
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I wasn't aware we needed a reason
for trying to score a free meal.
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Can you... can I t...
I just... I'm just...
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- You have your own sandwich.
- Now I have yours.
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- Mayo?
- Why, you don't like mayo?
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Oh, I guess not.
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So, Robin, I see here
that you passed out at work.
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Yeah! I saw a ghost!
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- Really? No way.
- No.
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But I have to mope with
something interesting, right?
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I mean, it was so embarassing.
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Uh, tell people that was your mother's ghost.
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- I can't. My mom is still alive.
- Ahh, bummer.
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Yeah.
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Anywho, we run some tests,
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Hopefully it will be something
exotic. Wait, maybe not fatal.
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Right.
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Sip.
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That is hot. Add some half
and half and come back. Go.
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Sorry, this spaces are now for carpool only.
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What if someone who's
not a carpool parks here?
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Obviously, as environmental officer,
I don't have any real power,
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but I can give you this citation,
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just as a symbolic gesture.
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You'll notice on the back, I made
a list of possible concequences
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for violating the hospital's new green policy.
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If you leave a light on, I'll make you lick
a battery, or eat a light bulb, your choice.
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Of course.
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And as for parking in a
carpool only landing, well,
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I can't really damage your car, but
I might just throw wasp hive in there.
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Hey guys.
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Many mess with the locks, he can't get out.
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Bam!
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- I'm gonna go with "ow".
- Remember! Give a hoot, don't litter.
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That was outstanding.
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That was your can, Dan.
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You're so cranky. I'm gonna cheer you up.
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'Cause last time I went seeing you, JD,
you laid some hard truths on me
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that really helped me to turn
my life around, so now,
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I got you a little something
to say thank you.
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A new car!
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What the hell?
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So, your tests came back.
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Your prealbumine is low,
you've a protein deficiency,
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Robin, you're malnutrished.
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I eat.I mean, I'm not anorexic.
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I read your case history, you're a
vegetarian who runs every single morning,
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eats mostly salad,
have got a stressful job...
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Robin, you are 5.9"
and you weigh 119 pounds.
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You need to gain some weight.
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Hi there.
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I'm gonna go head and borrow
your doctor for a quick second.
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What the frick? You're wrinkling my shirt! Put me down!
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What are you doing? Because I gotta be honest
with you, this seems widely inappropriate.
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Well, I checked your malnutred
patient's chart back there and...
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and something occurred to me:
you are... you are 5.9" also, aren't you?
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Nooo! Put me down!
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Freak the hell!
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Don't you get for me the fricking scale!?
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Tha-dha!
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Come on, JD, this is the perfect gift.
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You can't be driving 40 minutes
on a scooter to go to see your kid.
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Plus, this is a hybrid.
So you save tons on gas.
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- I don't want your charity, Dan. Take it back.
- No, judge.
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Really? Well, if it's mine...
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than I guess that you
won't care if I do this.
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Wow! This tee must have
fantastic crash-test reading.
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Hey, you! Come over here
and read this number, will you?
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No, Boone.
I will kill your family.
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- Don't wait up and stumbles!
- Or you say bye to baby Boone!
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Got it!
298!
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Minus my superbuff 180 pounds
make your weight...
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118!
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Which is a full one pound less
than your patient who is in trouble.
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Hypocrisy, thy name is, Boone?
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Do you wanna finish that for me? No?
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- Not smart enough to follow?
- No.
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Is you, Barbie.
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Hypocrisy, thy name is you.
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I'll take a quick breather.
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JD, I enjoyed demostration of your lack of
phisical strenght as much as an ex guy, but
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What's your problem?
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Dan, you come here with a new job,
a new house and you give me a car?
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So what?
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Don't say it.
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You're supposed to be the loser, not me.
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Finally! I looseened it.
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And than Dan said the last thing
I ever expected to hear from him.
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You know what, JD?
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You need to grow up.
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You shouldn't mess with hybrid cars.
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- Be gentile.
- Nope.
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I wasn't speaking to my brother,
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Of course Dan reacted in
the way he always does.
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He becaime it character he like
to call "The constant questioner".
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Who's that guy?
What behind that door?
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When is the next bus to Chicago?
7 o'clock p.m. 300. Where is that girl going?
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Wanna see me doin' a funny dance?
Wanna see me do it around you?
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Break it! Break it! Break it!
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New from Mattel it's... Hypocrite Barbie!
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Now, when you do waltz into your similarly
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stick-like patient's room,
I don't want you to feel guilty
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because you brought on a bag of
salary stakes and air for lunch today.
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It's not about you, it's about her.
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Robin, this colleague of mine pointed out that
i could also stantic pain a few pounds, and...??
240
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I don't wanna be a hipocrite, so how
about you and I do it together?
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Sure.
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- He's got crazy eyes.
- I do. Normally kill you.
243
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That's very wasteful. Must you
wash your hands so often?
244
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I just changed an 80 year-old man's
diaper, and I'm about to eat'em off,
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and so, if you don't mind,
I'm gonna wash away.
246
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Oooh, I do not wanna see this.
247
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See what?
248
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He expects me to make you drink my mop water.
249
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But... my bucket is all the way down
the stairs, so I'll let you off the hook,
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if you promise never to tell Ted.
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-Yes?
-No.
252
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I'm gonna take that as "yes".
253
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That's it! Drink it down, baby.
254
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All the sods, too! You've learned a lesson.
255
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Move it, Jolly-green.
256
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What's up your butt?
257
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Yesterday Dan told me that I need to grow up.
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Me?! I mean, you don't think that, do you?
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What followed was what I like to call
"the hedgign noise symphony"
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- Uhm..
- Er...
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- I...
- Uhm...
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- Er..
- So...
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- Uhm...
- I...
264
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- So...
- Well...
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Ha!
266
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I-I-I-I-Er-O-Ah-I...
267
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Mmh-Er-Ha!
268
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I-I-I-Well-Er-If-See-Well-Hm-Well-Ha!
269
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You-I-I-See-I-Aah-I-Ah-Ah-Uhm-Ha!
270
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You-Well-I-Well-I-Well-I-See-Uhm-Ha-haaaa!
271
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Do you think I need to grow up?
272
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Well...
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You dream your whole life about that moment,
and when it finally comes, you just...
274
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you're just not ready for it. Here it goes:
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the answer is a sincere, enfatic,
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100%definitiveneverbeensosureof
anithinginmylifeunequivocal...
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Yes, and the fact that you came to me
means everibody else thinks so, too.
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Am I right?
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Yes.
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Yes.
281
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, hell's yeah.
283
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I just needed to find someone who really understood me.
284
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Ooh! My scar!
285
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- Is that face paint?
- Yeah, Carla wants me to trash it.
286
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Oh, really?
287
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Dribble me!
288
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Between the legs!
289
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- Wow, Elliot, double dessert?
-Yeah.
290
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I promised a patient that we'd
gain weight together, so...
291
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Wow...
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It's not every doctor that would take a hot bod
like yours and go all jiggly for a patient.
293
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Has anyone else noticed how fantastic
Dr.Reid has been looking lately?
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Sop girl.
295
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That'll do do it.
296
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Hey, why didn't you throw
that in the recycling?
297
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The recycling bin is way over there...
298
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What happened to you?
299
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You're going to change the world, man!
300
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I've learned to pick
my battles in this world,
301
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otherwise ya fight, and ya fight, and
one day you'll look in the mirror
302
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and there's an old man looking back atcha,
303
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and you have to ask yourself
"was it all worthy?"
304
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It's been 36 hours!
305
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I'm going to say something to you,
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that's been said to me by
every person I've ever loved
307
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I'm really disappointed in you,
you're pathetic and weak,
308
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and I don't love you anymore. Get out!
309
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You don't think I need to
grow up, do you, Turk?
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Definitley.
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That means a lot, coming from a
guy who painted his head
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like some sort of a sports ball.
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Buddy,
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A one thing I love about hanging out with you
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is that we get to do stuff
like this, you know, but...
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when you leave I go back
to be a husband and a father.
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which means paying bills,
318
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giving my daughter a bath, and budging on
with Carla so that we can buy a house.
319
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Well, you...
320
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Have you had your baby pooped your apartment
and learned how to change a diaper?
321
00:16:51,429 --> 00:16:52,826
Aren't there any instructions on the box?
322
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Have you seen your baby
since Kim took him home?
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No...
324
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Now I say, you think you need to grow up?
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Do it, do it now.
326
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Are you done?
327
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I can't believe I'm such a hypocrite.
328
00:17:12,048 --> 00:17:14,842
I can't believe I gave up saving
the world after 36 hours!
329
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I don't deserve to wear this sash.
330
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:20,528
I like it on.
331
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You two are so boring.
332
00:17:23,878 --> 00:17:24,974
Janitors aren't boring.
333
00:17:25,155 --> 00:17:28,631
You wanna know the weird defect you both
have that make you screw up like this?
334
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- Please...
- You're both humans.
335
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- Janitors aren't human.
- They are!
336
00:17:33,123 --> 00:17:36,667
And Elliot, I'm really annoyed with you
because I gave you this lecture 2 weeks ago.
337
00:17:37,771 --> 00:17:41,819
Pay attention, because I don't wanna be
saying the same thing again in two weeks.
338
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You're both human.
339
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I don't recall that.
340
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It's human who want the best for your patient,
even if you can't follow your own advice.
341
00:17:51,963 --> 00:17:54,900
It's human to get passionate about
something and then get complacent.
342
00:17:54,952 --> 00:17:57,941
It's annoying to whine about it all the time!
343
00:17:58,338 --> 00:17:59,344
Janitors don't whine.
344
00:18:00,628 --> 00:18:02,445
Oh, wait, yes we do. That's our thing.
345
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- Hey.
- Hey.
346
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Wanna see the dance again?
347
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,029
Tikitiki Toocatooca Yum Yum!
348
00:18:11,030 --> 00:18:14,708
Actually, Dan, I was wondering if maybe
you wanted to go over to Kim's and me and...
349
00:18:16,014 --> 00:18:16,953
meet my son.
350
00:18:18,552 --> 00:18:20,887
Yeah, yeah. I'm great.
351
00:18:26,962 --> 00:18:27,901
You know, JD...
352
00:18:29,924 --> 00:18:32,174
You're the one who told me to get
my life together in the first place.
353
00:18:32,693 --> 00:18:34,112
Well, I never thought you'd do it.
354
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,334
Uh, it's so lovely saying to me.
355
00:18:38,588 --> 00:18:40,113
I'm happy for you, Dan.
356
00:18:44,858 --> 00:18:46,180
You don't know how to turn it on, do you?
357
00:18:46,721 --> 00:18:50,063
No idea. I... pushed it from
the parking spot, back there.
358
00:18:50,168 --> 00:18:53,284
- Ok, well, you see this button?
- Yeah, discovered, that's the stereo.
359
00:18:53,577 --> 00:18:54,613
And if you push this up...
360
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Clearly a vent.
361
00:18:56,572 --> 00:18:58,615
It's hard to own up to your shortcomings.
362
00:18:59,065 --> 00:19:01,430
Like friends tease your own hypocrisy.
363
00:19:02,324 --> 00:19:04,862
April, the nurses told me
that you've been ill enough.
364
00:19:06,102 --> 00:19:07,108
Well, what about you?
365
00:19:07,408 --> 00:19:09,571
This isn't about me, I'm not
the one fainting at the office,
366
00:19:09,572 --> 00:19:11,470
just... do what I tell you to do.
367
00:19:12,349 --> 00:19:14,384
Barbie... there you are.
368
00:19:14,707 --> 00:19:16,674
You're standing sideways so I didn't see ya.
369
00:19:20,790 --> 00:19:23,147
Still, once you do homenut,
you might be surprised
370
00:19:23,148 --> 00:19:25,385
to see that you did make a difference.
371
00:19:26,144 --> 00:19:30,353
Dammit! Next time you guys get
pastring crums all over my car
372
00:19:30,354 --> 00:19:32,579
you ain't better bring
a scorn for the driver.
373
00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:36,432
Well what do you know? Your carpool thing's stuck.
374
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,122
I guess it's something, right?
375
00:19:38,902 --> 00:19:42,777
As for me, I always assumed growing up
happened dogmatically as you got older
376
00:19:43,370 --> 00:19:45,518
but it's really something you
have to choose to do.
377
00:19:46,336 --> 00:19:48,912
- See you tomorrow, Sam, I promise.
- Night, buddy.
378
00:19:51,495 --> 00:19:53,726
I guess I'm finally on my way.
379
00:19:59,275 --> 00:20:00,431
He looks like dad.
380
00:20:02,396 --> 00:20:03,567
I know.