1 00:00:00,440 --> 00:00:02,520 Previously on Desperate Housewives... 2 00:00:02,850 --> 00:00:04,550 Danielle had her baby... 3 00:00:05,410 --> 00:00:06,460 ...on halloween. 4 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:08,600 You said my father didn't care about me. 5 00:00:08,980 --> 00:00:10,560 Katherine revealed a secret. 6 00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:12,810 I want you to imagine the worst thing 7 00:00:13,100 --> 00:00:14,410 That a father can do to his daughter. 8 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:16,489 Lynette got great news. 9 00:00:16,490 --> 00:00:18,440 I got the test results back. You're clean. 10 00:00:18,990 --> 00:00:21,340 While Mike tried to ease his pain, 11 00:00:22,930 --> 00:00:24,470 Victor... You know what my dream is? 12 00:00:24,850 --> 00:00:26,700 ...reached out to Gaby . You. 13 00:00:27,300 --> 00:00:30,390 Don't run away, Gaby . But if you do, take me with you. 14 00:00:31,130 --> 00:00:33,470 And Edie got revenge. 15 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:35,210 Don't take it all out on Gaby . 16 00:00:35,450 --> 00:00:37,350 Carlos decided to make a fool out of you. 17 00:00:44,730 --> 00:00:47,240 The thing you need to know about Victor Lang 18 00:00:47,490 --> 00:00:50,010 Is that he was not above using deception. 19 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:53,299 Whether it was an insincere promise 20 00:00:53,300 --> 00:00:54,790 To a campaign donor, 21 00:00:56,050 --> 00:00:59,020 Or the artful evasion of a reporter's question, 22 00:01:00,300 --> 00:01:03,090 Or an outright lie to his constituents, 23 00:01:03,610 --> 00:01:06,800 Victor did what he had to to get what he wanted. 24 00:01:08,320 --> 00:01:10,790 But thanks to some compromising photos, 25 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,350 He learned that his wife 26 00:01:12,550 --> 00:01:16,010 Knew a little something about deception as well. 27 00:01:27,070 --> 00:01:28,870 For the last time, Carlos , stop calling me. 28 00:01:29,510 --> 00:01:31,090 I told you, i just w Ann a talk. 29 00:01:31,470 --> 00:01:33,169 And i told you it's over. So what, 30 00:01:33,170 --> 00:01:36,069 You're just gonna go back to that chicken-lipped albino? I don't know. 31 00:01:36,070 --> 00:01:37,600 I'm taking it one day at a time. 32 00:01:37,940 --> 00:01:39,549 But what i can say about Victor is 33 00:01:39,550 --> 00:01:42,390 He doesn't lie to me about how much money he's got. Look, 34 00:01:42,540 --> 00:01:43,860 I said i was sorry. 35 00:01:45,830 --> 00:01:48,800 Oh, that's great. Yeah, well, i-i gotta go, Bree . 37 00:01:50,870 --> 00:01:51,600 It's Bree . 38 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:56,129 Okay, so i just informed my staff 39 00:01:56,130 --> 00:01:57,530 That i'm taking the next month off 40 00:01:58,050 --> 00:01:59,890 To give my wife the honeymoon she always wanted. 41 00:02:00,230 --> 00:02:02,559 That's amazing. Where should we go? Well, 42 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:04,429 I left some travel magazines in the bedroom. 43 00:02:04,430 --> 00:02:05,390 Why don't you go get 'em? Oh! 44 00:02:20,220 --> 00:02:21,379 Oh, my god, Victor . 45 00:02:21,380 --> 00:02:23,810 A month in rio sounds like heaven, doesn't it? 46 00:02:24,420 --> 00:02:26,650 Oh, it does. Let's do it. Ooh! 47 00:02:27,340 --> 00:02:30,080 Hey, why don't we kick off our reconciliation 48 00:02:30,330 --> 00:02:31,780 With a little weekend on the boat? 49 00:02:32,380 --> 00:02:34,370 That's so romantic. I love that. Huh? 50 00:02:34,890 --> 00:02:37,050 Just you and me, all alone, out in the middle of the ocean. 51 00:02:38,150 --> 00:02:39,619 The girls are gonna be so jea Lou s. 52 00:02:39,620 --> 00:02:41,690 Oh, no, no, no, let's not tell anyone we're going. 53 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:43,250 It'll be our little secret. 54 00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:47,999 Yes, Victor was not above 55 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,830 Using deception to get what he wanted, 56 00:02:52,020 --> 00:02:53,330 And what he wanted now 57 00:02:54,610 --> 00:02:55,880 Was revenge. 58 00:03:08,820 --> 00:03:12,860 The next day on Wisteria Lane began with a bit of deceit. 59 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:15,609 Bree Hodge told her friends 60 00:03:15,610 --> 00:03:18,000 She had given birth in the middle of the night 61 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:19,870 To a beautiful baby boy. 62 00:03:20,970 --> 00:03:24,490 And thanks to the healthy lungs of Benjamin Tyson Hodge , 63 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:27,370 It didn't take long for Bree 's friends 64 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:30,680 To engage in some deceit of their own. 65 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:33,180 Well, he's just a little piece of heaven. 66 00:03:34,100 --> 00:03:38,280 You're so blessed. Makes me w Ann a have another one myself. 67 00:03:38,540 --> 00:03:40,549 Orson, you better take Benjamin to the other room 68 00:03:40,550 --> 00:03:43,059 Before my friends run out of lies. Ah. 69 00:03:43,060 --> 00:03:43,960 No. 70 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:47,580 They don't appreciate a healthy pair of lungs, that's all, huh? 71 00:03:48,150 --> 00:03:49,039 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. Come on, Benjamin . 72 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:52,900 Hey, Lynette , you tell everyone your news? No. This is about the baby. 73 00:03:53,380 --> 00:03:54,759 Wait. Did you have that final scan? 74 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:56,749 Did you hear something? Well, the results are back, 75 00:03:56,750 --> 00:03:59,529 And while you can never actually say you're cured-- 76 00:03:59,530 --> 00:04:00,239 She's cured! 77 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,210 Oh, my god! Oh, yeah! 78 00:04:03,690 --> 00:04:05,279 I have to get checked every six months, 79 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:08,470 But, yes, the doctor is very optimistic. 80 00:04:08,610 --> 00:04:10,690 Hey, what the hell is all this racket? 81 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:12,470 Someone win the lotto? 82 00:04:12,770 --> 00:04:16,000 Oh, i was just telling everybody the good news about my... 83 00:04:18,980 --> 00:04:19,690 Cancer. 84 00:04:20,840 --> 00:04:22,690 Hey, congrats! 85 00:04:22,940 --> 00:04:24,380 I'm a survivor myself. 86 00:04:24,850 --> 00:04:25,620 Prostate. 87 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:26,850 Ooh, muffins. 88 00:04:27,140 --> 00:04:29,310 Hey, show some class. Introduce yourself. 89 00:04:29,870 --> 00:04:30,870 Hi. I'm Stan . 90 00:04:35,060 --> 00:04:36,280 Is th--is that my robe? 91 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:38,650 Yeah. Sorry, uh... 92 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:42,199 If i knew when i walked into that card club last night 93 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:44,550 That i would be going home with this lovely lady, 94 00:04:45,110 --> 00:04:46,730 I'd have packed me a change of clothes. 95 00:04:51,060 --> 00:04:53,790 Okay, i get it. We'll get out of your hair. 96 00:04:55,020 --> 00:04:56,780 Come on, handsome. Let's take a shower. 98 00:05:04,870 --> 00:05:06,180 Mike, how long are you gonna be? 99 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:09,080 We've gotta get this food over to Bree 's before it gets cold. 100 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:11,619 You know, Susan , i don't feel like going over there tonight. 101 00:05:11,620 --> 00:05:15,300 Can't you just drop it off? No, they just had a baby. 102 00:05:15,310 --> 00:05:18,130 We're gonna "ooh," we're gonna "ahh," and then we're gonna eat. 103 00:05:19,230 --> 00:05:20,090 But i'm tired. 104 00:05:20,470 --> 00:05:22,770 I worked all day. I got a job first thing in the morning. 105 00:05:23,060 --> 00:05:24,350 There's no way out of it, Mike . 106 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:27,020 Just do what you need and downstairs. 107 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:28,620 This is what we do in the suburbs. 108 00:05:35,690 --> 00:05:36,420 Ah, yes... 109 00:05:38,020 --> 00:05:38,880 The suburbs. 110 00:05:43,700 --> 00:05:45,600 And how does Danielle like her baby brother? 111 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,399 Oh, she adores him. 112 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:51,310 She just felt terrible that she had to leave for school so soon. 114 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:55,119 Speaking of which, we have some extra preschool applications 115 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:56,750 If the two of you are interested. 116 00:05:57,130 --> 00:05:58,559 Isn't it a little early to be talking preschool? 117 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:02,939 She just got pregnant. Our baby still looks like a sea horse. Oh, honey. 118 00:06:02,940 --> 00:06:05,100 You'd be surprised how fast the best schools fill up. 119 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:07,060 And only the best for our kid, right? 120 00:06:07,670 --> 00:06:08,559 I'd start saving your pennies. 121 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:10,770 Bonny briar's up to $10,000 a year. 122 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:13,230 10,000 dollars... 123 00:06:13,830 --> 00:06:16,490 For used legos and a potty chair? 124 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:18,410 And you'd better apply now. 125 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:21,079 Debbie gottlieb had her baby the same day i did, 126 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:22,539 And she could only get wait-listed 127 00:06:22,540 --> 00:06:24,290 At her first three choices. 128 00:06:25,300 --> 00:06:27,500 Oh, by the way, we were invited to her bris this saturday. 129 00:06:28,020 --> 00:06:31,020 Well, make an excuse for me. I thought you liked Debbie and Lou . 130 00:06:31,170 --> 00:06:31,720 Oh, i do. 131 00:06:32,420 --> 00:06:35,430 I just don't care to watch them ritually mutilate their child. 132 00:06:36,090 --> 00:06:36,880 More moo shu, please. 133 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:40,669 Circumcision's not mutilation. 134 00:06:40,670 --> 00:06:42,259 It's a simple surgery 135 00:06:42,260 --> 00:06:44,470 Meant to promote lifelong masculine hygiene. 136 00:06:44,710 --> 00:06:46,660 It's a, uh, traumatic procedure 137 00:06:46,810 --> 00:06:49,459 Which reduces the male's capacity for sexual pleasure 138 00:06:49,460 --> 00:06:51,469 By desensitizing the tip of-- 139 00:06:51,470 --> 00:06:53,000 We know what it is. 140 00:06:55,580 --> 00:06:57,459 Gee, i don't think i've ever heard 141 00:06:57,460 --> 00:07:00,110 Such strong opinions on the subject. 142 00:07:01,250 --> 00:07:03,060 I mean, not that it's something i talk about a lot... 143 00:07:04,030 --> 00:07:04,710 Or ever. 144 00:07:06,890 --> 00:07:08,200 I hope i didn't offend you. 145 00:07:08,810 --> 00:07:10,750 I haven't heard a word since "$10,000." 146 00:07:12,610 --> 00:07:15,580 It's just that i remember my own circumcision so vividly. 147 00:07:19,260 --> 00:07:20,160 Oh, that's ridicu Lou s. 148 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:22,610 My parents disagreed on this issue, too. 149 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:23,930 My dad said no. 150 00:07:24,890 --> 00:07:26,909 So mother just bided her time 151 00:07:26,910 --> 00:07:29,160 Until he finally left town on business. 152 00:07:30,260 --> 00:07:30,940 I was 5. 154 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:36,370 She told me we were going for ice cream. 155 00:07:39,350 --> 00:07:41,359 That's why the procedure should be done on babies. 156 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:42,360 They won't remember. 157 00:07:43,500 --> 00:07:45,580 Now can we please just drop this? 158 00:07:45,930 --> 00:07:46,750 Fine. 159 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:51,560 So, Susan , 160 00:07:52,970 --> 00:07:54,560 You mentioned something about bringing dessert. 161 00:07:54,710 --> 00:07:55,300 What is it? 163 00:07:57,960 --> 00:07:58,740 Ice cream. 164 00:08:01,230 --> 00:08:01,640 Sorry. 165 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:09,370 Oh, so you found the chocolate sauce? 166 00:08:10,100 --> 00:08:11,750 Oh, uh, yeah, it's right here. 167 00:08:12,670 --> 00:08:15,780 Is everything okay? Oh, yeah. I was just taking a couple of aspirin. 168 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:17,989 I hope Orson 's rant didn't give you a headache. 169 00:08:17,990 --> 00:08:20,359 Oh, no, i've just still got a little pain from my accident, 170 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:23,069 That's all. Still? That was nearly two years ago. 171 00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:25,100 Well, it's just a twinge every now and then. 172 00:08:25,170 --> 00:08:26,260 Aspirin does the trick. 173 00:08:43,700 --> 00:08:45,150 No, no, no, no. I'll get that. 174 00:08:46,340 --> 00:08:48,320 I thought you kept your boat at the yacht club. 175 00:08:48,620 --> 00:08:49,419 Yeah, i wanted to leave from here. 176 00:08:49,420 --> 00:08:52,750 This way, we avoid the congestion at the marina. Where's the crew? 177 00:08:53,530 --> 00:08:55,120 There's no crew. I let 'em go. 178 00:08:55,790 --> 00:08:56,280 What? 179 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,089 Who's gonna bring us umbr Ella drinks 180 00:08:58,090 --> 00:08:59,540 And salute us when we walk by? 181 00:09:00,190 --> 00:09:02,470 Just consider me your one-man navy. 182 00:09:03,470 --> 00:09:05,839 So you're gonna drive this thing by yourself? Well, you can help. 183 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:07,870 Didn't that captain give you lessons last summer? 184 00:09:08,110 --> 00:09:09,350 Oh, that's right-- 185 00:09:09,580 --> 00:09:12,550 Those two boring hours i'll never get back. 186 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:15,670 Well, the good news is this trip will be anything but boring. 189 00:09:29,890 --> 00:09:31,960 We need to talk about this Stan thing. 190 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,290 Oh, is that his name? Stan? 191 00:09:35,030 --> 00:09:37,910 Uh, when he left, i just sort of said, "see ya." 192 00:09:39,730 --> 00:09:41,789 Well, it got me thinking 193 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:43,799 About how much you've had to put your life on hold 194 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:45,960 These past few months. No big deal. 195 00:09:47,060 --> 00:09:48,759 No, it was a big deal. 196 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:51,049 You have taken amazing care of me. 197 00:09:51,050 --> 00:09:54,380 But i know you have so many things you w Ann a get back to. 198 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:55,710 Mm, not really. 199 00:09:57,710 --> 00:09:59,499 Come on. It must be driving you crazy 200 00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:01,779 Living with five screaming kids underfoot. 201 00:10:01,780 --> 00:10:04,210 I don't blame you for wanting a little peace and quiet. 202 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:08,500 You need to leave, mom. 203 00:10:09,290 --> 00:10:09,880 Okay. 204 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:12,690 Okay, i-i know i shouldn't have brought... 205 00:10:12,890 --> 00:10:14,520 Stan into the house. 206 00:10:14,770 --> 00:10:17,790 And next time, i promise you we will do it in the car. 207 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:20,789 It's not just that. 208 00:10:20,790 --> 00:10:23,250 It's the smoking and the swearing 209 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:25,870 And the teaching the kids how to make a whiskey sour. 210 00:10:25,910 --> 00:10:27,920 It's a science, Lynette . 211 00:10:28,340 --> 00:10:29,750 It's called mixology. 212 00:10:30,690 --> 00:10:32,349 I just think it would work better for everyone 213 00:10:32,350 --> 00:10:33,520 If you got your own place. 214 00:10:34,170 --> 00:10:36,430 Okay. With what money? 215 00:10:36,990 --> 00:10:37,739 You have money, right? 216 00:10:37,740 --> 00:10:39,910 I mean, you loaned us that $10,000. 217 00:10:41,940 --> 00:10:43,110 Yes, i did. 218 00:10:46,260 --> 00:10:47,040 Wait a minute. 219 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:48,780 That was all the money you had? 220 00:10:49,470 --> 00:10:52,020 You guys needed it, and i needed a place to stay. 221 00:10:52,430 --> 00:10:54,900 It seemed like it turned out pretty well for everybody. 222 00:10:56,050 --> 00:10:57,900 What do you mean? I thought you were living with Lucy . 223 00:10:58,600 --> 00:10:59,860 Your sister kicked me out. 224 00:11:01,820 --> 00:11:04,160 Not to put too fine a point on it, Lynette , 225 00:11:04,700 --> 00:11:07,090 But your cancer couldn't have come at a better time. 226 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:12,690 Hey, i need your help with a school thing. 227 00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:15,840 Wow. You never ask for my help. Must be something easy. 228 00:11:16,180 --> 00:11:17,300 What do you know about Dylan 's dad? 229 00:11:19,430 --> 00:11:20,959 We've got this genealogy project for school, 230 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:22,380 And she wants to find out about him. 231 00:11:23,530 --> 00:11:25,330 Maybe Dylan should ask her mom. 232 00:11:25,980 --> 00:11:27,560 She gets really weird talking about him. 233 00:11:28,660 --> 00:11:29,570 Why is that, by the way? 234 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:33,820 Okay, don't tell anybody i told you this. 235 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:36,169 Her mom said something at my party 236 00:11:36,170 --> 00:11:38,470 About her dad being abusive towards Katherine ... 237 00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:40,030 And maybe Dylan , too. 238 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:42,590 Oh. So i'm thinking that it would be better 239 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:45,350 If you could get her to research somebody else in her family. 240 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:46,390 Yeah. 241 00:11:48,390 --> 00:11:49,160 Maybe you're right. 242 00:11:53,010 --> 00:11:55,179 Listen, i-i was talking to my mom, and-- 243 00:11:55,180 --> 00:11:55,840 Yeah. 244 00:11:58,060 --> 00:11:58,480 I heard. 245 00:12:11,180 --> 00:12:14,460 Susan? Hi. It's, uh, Bree . I'm glad you're home. 246 00:12:14,530 --> 00:12:16,780 Uh, listen, i-i thought i might stop by for a little visit. 248 00:12:23,420 --> 00:12:26,120 Look, i've only got, uh, about an hour before my next job. 249 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:27,959 Uh, is it okay if i grab lunch in front of the tv? 250 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:31,139 I wanted to watch the game. Oh, sure. I'll--i'll bring up a tray. 251 00:12:31,140 --> 00:12:32,050 Oh, thanks. 252 00:12:34,450 --> 00:12:35,580 Bree thinks you're doing drugs. 253 00:12:37,530 --> 00:12:40,590 She found this on her kitchen floor, 254 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:42,240 And it's not aspirin. 255 00:12:43,610 --> 00:12:45,370 Well, you know, my shoulder's been hurting lately. 256 00:12:45,610 --> 00:12:48,110 She says it's a narcotic, and it's highly addictive. 257 00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:49,569 Given your history-- 258 00:12:49,570 --> 00:12:52,209 Whoa, whoa, Susan , these--these were prescribed by a doctor 259 00:12:52,210 --> 00:12:53,390 Right after my accident. 260 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:55,129 I found a couple in the medicine cabinet, 261 00:12:55,130 --> 00:12:56,140 And i've been carrying 'em around 262 00:12:56,290 --> 00:12:58,630 In case my shoulder acts up. Really? 263 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:01,000 Yeah. Really. They were the last two. 264 00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:02,740 So you got nothing to worry about. 265 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:07,840 Oh, thank god! You have no idea where my mind went. 266 00:13:08,180 --> 00:13:10,830 I had you roaming back alleys to score your dope, 267 00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:13,290 Pawning our good silver to pay your dealer. 268 00:13:14,340 --> 00:13:16,219 And we don't even have good silver, 269 00:13:16,220 --> 00:13:18,409 So it got worse 'cause you had to knock over a gas station 270 00:13:18,410 --> 00:13:19,630 To buy the silver to pawn it off. 271 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:21,850 I was really making myself crazy. 272 00:13:22,420 --> 00:13:23,460 I'm sorry about that. 273 00:13:23,850 --> 00:13:26,500 But i reiterate-- old pill, no problem. 274 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:28,680 I knew it. I'm so happy. 275 00:13:29,830 --> 00:13:30,550 Mmm. Good. 276 00:13:31,470 --> 00:13:33,180 Mm, now fix me some lunch, woman. 277 00:13:33,430 --> 00:13:34,720 Oh! I w Ann a watch the damn game. 278 00:13:40,170 --> 00:13:41,170 Can i help you? 279 00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:44,379 Yes, um, can you tell me who i would talk to 280 00:13:44,380 --> 00:13:46,410 About having my baby circumcised? 281 00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:50,730 What do you mean you can't help me? 282 00:13:52,060 --> 00:13:55,689 I received a registered letter from your husband which reads, 283 00:13:55,690 --> 00:13:58,439 "i do not wish for my son, Benjamin Hodge , 284 00:13:58,440 --> 00:13:59,620 "to be circumcised. 285 00:13:59,910 --> 00:14:02,430 Should the recipient of this letter encounter my wife..." 286 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:04,609 "please feel free to show her this letter 287 00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:06,659 "and assure her of its wide distribution 288 00:14:06,660 --> 00:14:07,950 "to hospitals and physicians 289 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:11,190 Across this and two neighboring states." 290 00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:12,970 Does this seem too warm to you? 291 00:14:13,170 --> 00:14:15,240 That you even felt such a thing was necessary. 292 00:14:15,350 --> 00:14:18,460 Well, obviously, it was. Forgive me for knowing my wife. 293 00:14:20,090 --> 00:14:21,940 What's that supposed to mean? You don't trust me? 294 00:14:22,410 --> 00:14:24,080 I trust you not to break your word. 295 00:14:24,460 --> 00:14:26,400 Since you've pointedly refused to give it, 296 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:29,420 I trusted you to snip first and debate the merits later. 297 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:32,520 I'm only thinking of Benjamin . Be reasonable. 298 00:14:33,090 --> 00:14:34,310 You're the one who's unreasonable. 299 00:14:35,230 --> 00:14:37,210 What have you got against untrimmed penises? 300 00:14:37,770 --> 00:14:39,530 They're... Unsightly. 301 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:43,480 I do not want our son to be teased... 302 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:45,760 For being different. Do you? 303 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,270 Ah, so in the end, 304 00:14:47,590 --> 00:14:50,519 It all comes down to tradition and conformity. 305 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:53,209 What is wrong with that? I thought we liked conformity. 306 00:14:53,210 --> 00:14:56,850 Not at the price of pain and reduced sexual pleasure. 307 00:14:58,580 --> 00:15:00,229 I can tell you someone whose sexual pleasure 308 00:15:00,230 --> 00:15:02,150 Is going to be reduced big-time! 309 00:15:05,090 --> 00:15:05,860 Hey, sweetheart. 310 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:08,930 What's that? 311 00:15:10,460 --> 00:15:11,590 Just something for school. 312 00:15:15,330 --> 00:15:16,510 What was that name you just typed in? 313 00:15:19,870 --> 00:15:21,450 We were assigned a genealogy project. 314 00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:23,100 I have to do research on my father. 315 00:15:26,310 --> 00:15:27,080 I will call your tea Cher . 316 00:15:27,330 --> 00:15:28,820 She'll assign you a different project. 317 00:15:30,900 --> 00:15:31,680 What do you think you're doing? 318 00:15:32,420 --> 00:15:33,910 I am learning about my father. 319 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,119 Dylan! For years, you have told me 320 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,460 That my father is too evil to talk about. 321 00:15:41,930 --> 00:15:43,539 Now i find out you've discussed him 322 00:15:43,540 --> 00:15:44,940 At a neighborhood game night?! 323 00:15:46,620 --> 00:15:49,320 Regardless, i am still your mother, 324 00:15:50,130 --> 00:15:51,080 And while you're under my roof, 325 00:15:51,990 --> 00:15:53,350 You will obey my rules. 326 00:15:54,490 --> 00:15:55,260 And what if i don't? 327 00:15:56,070 --> 00:15:59,220 Are you gonna slap me again, kick me out of the house? 328 00:15:59,820 --> 00:16:01,400 Go ahead. Try it. See what happens. 329 00:16:03,790 --> 00:16:04,680 I'm sorry, mom. 330 00:16:05,380 --> 00:16:06,850 You can't stop me this time. 331 00:16:09,610 --> 00:16:12,530 I am officially no longer afraid of you. 332 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:23,339 And he needed something for the pain, so he happened to find 333 00:16:23,340 --> 00:16:25,069 The last two pills in the medicine cabinet, 334 00:16:25,070 --> 00:16:26,040 And he took 'em. 335 00:16:27,490 --> 00:16:28,270 It's no big deal. 336 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:31,440 Let me show you something. 337 00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:33,490 You see this breadmaker? 338 00:16:33,610 --> 00:16:35,549 This is where i hid a bottle of chardonnay 339 00:16:35,550 --> 00:16:37,620 After i told everyone i'd stopped drinking. 340 00:16:38,590 --> 00:16:39,720 Oh, but this isn't the same thing. 341 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,710 Mike wouldn't lie to me about this. 343 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:46,980 And this rotating spice rack? 344 00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:48,919 Those little airplane bottles of vodka 345 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,550 Fit perfectly in the back. 346 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:54,480 He said there were no more pills. 347 00:16:55,450 --> 00:16:56,710 I was looking him in the eye. 348 00:16:56,920 --> 00:17:00,380 Susan, addicts are experts at deception. 349 00:17:01,170 --> 00:17:02,190 My advice to you-- 350 00:17:03,020 --> 00:17:03,880 Trust... 351 00:17:06,620 --> 00:17:07,670 But verify. 352 00:17:54,810 --> 00:17:57,020 So... This is nice-- 353 00:17:57,540 --> 00:17:58,980 Little family get-together. 354 00:18:01,470 --> 00:18:02,650 Why didn't you call Lucy ? 355 00:18:03,390 --> 00:18:05,280 Oh, you know her, always busy. 356 00:18:07,230 --> 00:18:10,240 So, mom... You look good. 357 00:18:11,070 --> 00:18:12,700 Thanks. You seeing anybody? 358 00:18:14,870 --> 00:18:16,310 Not that i w Ann a tell you about. 359 00:18:16,580 --> 00:18:18,200 Mm, still alone. 360 00:18:18,810 --> 00:18:21,510 Ooh, look. The special is chicken. 361 00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:24,060 Doesn't that sound good? Ooh, order me one. 362 00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:28,540 I-i'm going to the bar and-- and check the score on the game. Have fun. 363 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:31,620 I know what this is, and i'm not doing it. 364 00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:34,960 What? What? We're having lunch. She's not moving back in. 365 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,240 I resist your attempts to manipulate me. 366 00:18:37,310 --> 00:18:39,009 Nobody is manipulating you. 367 00:18:39,010 --> 00:18:40,219 My boundaries are strong. 368 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,430 I know what i want, and i deserve to be happy. 369 00:18:43,610 --> 00:18:45,870 What have you got there? Are you reading from something? 370 00:18:46,290 --> 00:18:46,930 Okay! 371 00:18:47,790 --> 00:18:49,500 As soon as you invited me to lunch, 372 00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:50,880 I called my therapist. 373 00:18:51,220 --> 00:18:51,929 And he told me 374 00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:54,150 You'd try to guilt me into taking mom back, but... 375 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:57,699 "i will not be emotionally blackmailed." 376 00:18:57,700 --> 00:18:58,430 Give me that. 377 00:19:00,060 --> 00:19:01,730 I already had her, Lynette . 378 00:19:01,970 --> 00:19:03,640 She stayed with me for two years-- 379 00:19:03,870 --> 00:19:05,990 Two years in which my weight ballooned. 380 00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:08,049 She put me through four different hairstyles. 381 00:19:08,050 --> 00:19:12,190 Once, she even brought home this guy she met at a bar. 382 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:15,479 She's so not like that now. 383 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:17,460 I don't care. 384 00:19:17,710 --> 00:19:19,749 The day she moved out, i got my life back. 385 00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:22,400 So if you w Ann a have lunch, fine. 386 00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:24,090 But that's it. 387 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:26,320 Okay. Okay. 388 00:19:27,260 --> 00:19:27,900 Okay. 389 00:19:39,020 --> 00:19:39,830 Good for you. 390 00:19:42,710 --> 00:19:43,340 I'm sorry. 391 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:51,979 Where's the chicken? 392 00:19:51,980 --> 00:19:55,880 Oh, yeah. Where is that waiter? I'm gonna go find him. 393 00:19:59,270 --> 00:20:00,220 Just hear me out. 394 00:20:03,150 --> 00:20:05,069 If you trim the sides in a little, 395 00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:08,810 I think you'll lose that wingy effect you have going now. 396 00:20:09,060 --> 00:20:09,830 Mom! 397 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:12,490 Well, i'm just saying that with the shape of your face, 398 00:20:12,830 --> 00:20:14,969 You're not doing yourself any favors. Do you think 399 00:20:14,970 --> 00:20:17,540 You could go for one minute without being critical? 400 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:18,700 What are you talking about? 401 00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:22,890 I have not said one word about your eye shadow yet. 402 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,140 "i reject your negativity. 403 00:20:27,380 --> 00:20:29,410 I am as beautiful as i feel inside." 404 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:35,330 Oh, it's you. 405 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,570 Thank you for calling about my painting. 406 00:20:37,990 --> 00:20:39,220 I can't believe i forgot that. 407 00:20:39,580 --> 00:20:41,120 Yeah, i know it meant a lot to you. 408 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:47,460 There's a hole in it. 409 00:20:47,670 --> 00:20:49,780 Yeah, i don't get modern art either. 410 00:20:50,780 --> 00:20:51,420 Okay, Edie ... 411 00:20:52,510 --> 00:20:54,259 I know that you're angry right now, but-- 412 00:20:54,260 --> 00:20:56,500 You think i'm angry? 413 00:20:57,330 --> 00:20:58,390 You should've seen Victor . 414 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:00,660 What? 415 00:21:00,870 --> 00:21:02,540 Yeah, we had a little chat. 416 00:21:03,460 --> 00:21:05,760 Actually, he didn't believe that you were screwing his wife... 417 00:21:06,230 --> 00:21:08,140 Until i showed him some photos, 418 00:21:08,970 --> 00:21:10,820 And then he was just enraged. 419 00:21:11,890 --> 00:21:12,880 It was a little scary. 420 00:21:23,180 --> 00:21:24,159 For god sakes, Carlos , 421 00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:25,520 Am i gonna have to change this number? 422 00:21:25,950 --> 00:21:27,080 Victor knows. 423 00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:28,950 Knows what? Everything. 424 00:21:29,380 --> 00:21:30,690 Edie told him we're having an affair. 425 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:33,810 No, that's impossible. He hasn't said a word. 426 00:21:34,190 --> 00:21:37,700 In fact, i've never seen him so sweet and attentive. 427 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,470 It's an act! 428 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:41,600 Edie said he was enraged. 429 00:21:41,890 --> 00:21:43,499 Well, if he's so mad at me, 430 00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:48,050 Why would he take me on a boat trip? He took you on a boat? 431 00:21:50,470 --> 00:21:52,680 Oh, crap. I think you need to get out of there. 432 00:21:53,110 --> 00:21:53,639 Gaby? 435 00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:00,260 I-i was just talking to... Bree. 436 00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:02,040 Oh. Oh, no, no. 437 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,810 We agreed--total privacy. 438 00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:09,190 When we head home, you can have it back. 439 00:22:09,980 --> 00:22:13,040 And you can talk to... Bree as much as you like. 440 00:22:27,460 --> 00:22:28,320 Can i get you something? 441 00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:31,830 No, i'm good. 442 00:22:35,350 --> 00:22:35,990 You okay? 443 00:22:37,450 --> 00:22:39,340 Uh, actually, i'm really cold. 444 00:22:39,820 --> 00:22:41,710 Maybe we should bail and do this another day. 445 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:45,380 You know, when it's warmer. It'll warm up. 446 00:22:46,660 --> 00:22:50,019 Oh, okay, well, just in case, we should run back to shore 447 00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:51,240 So i can grab a jacket. 448 00:22:51,890 --> 00:22:52,530 Gaby... 449 00:22:54,330 --> 00:22:55,190 You're not going anywhere. 450 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:57,010 I'm not? 451 00:22:57,350 --> 00:23:00,410 I know about everything--you, Carlos , the affair, everything. 452 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:05,800 Okay. I am so sorry. 453 00:23:06,490 --> 00:23:07,890 But in my defense, 454 00:23:08,230 --> 00:23:09,220 You were always gone, 455 00:23:09,820 --> 00:23:13,600 And you knew how needy i was when you married me. 456 00:23:14,170 --> 00:23:16,960 That's it? That's all you have to say to me? 457 00:23:17,140 --> 00:23:20,210 Well, it'd be easier to talk if we were back on shore. 458 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:29,970 What are you doing? 459 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:31,740 It's bad enough you've betrayed me. 460 00:23:34,060 --> 00:23:35,280 Now i have to listen to your whining? 461 00:23:38,710 --> 00:23:39,730 I brought something for you. 462 00:23:49,210 --> 00:23:50,020 Gaby! 463 00:23:53,730 --> 00:23:54,450 Gaby! 464 00:23:55,470 --> 00:23:56,380 Gaby! 465 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:07,160 What's that? 466 00:24:08,660 --> 00:24:10,060 Everything i know about your father-- 467 00:24:11,110 --> 00:24:13,010 Date of birth, his mother's name, 468 00:24:13,700 --> 00:24:14,780 Last known address. 469 00:24:16,190 --> 00:24:17,580 It's everything you need to find him. 471 00:24:22,190 --> 00:24:22,820 Thank you. 472 00:24:27,100 --> 00:24:27,960 Before you take this... 473 00:24:30,410 --> 00:24:31,990 You have to promise me something. 474 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:37,290 Okay. 475 00:24:38,700 --> 00:24:39,830 You c Ann ot bring him here... 476 00:24:42,050 --> 00:24:43,590 Or even tell him where i am. 477 00:24:44,850 --> 00:24:45,480 Why? 478 00:24:46,900 --> 00:24:48,610 The last time that i saw your father, 479 00:24:49,210 --> 00:24:50,930 It was to tell him that i was leaving him, 480 00:24:51,530 --> 00:24:53,560 And i was taking you with me. 481 00:24:57,090 --> 00:25:00,010 He, uh, he always liked to slap me around a little bit. 482 00:25:02,050 --> 00:25:03,860 But that night was... 483 00:25:08,460 --> 00:25:09,430 Unimaginable. 484 00:25:09,990 --> 00:25:11,199 I don't remember everything. 485 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:13,720 I-i was in pretty bad shape by the end of it. 486 00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:17,619 But once he was done 487 00:25:17,620 --> 00:25:19,490 Slamming my face into the wall, 488 00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:23,130 He started choking me, 489 00:25:24,050 --> 00:25:25,470 And he kept screaming 490 00:25:25,670 --> 00:25:27,560 That he was gonna kill me. 491 00:25:29,430 --> 00:25:30,659 And the last thought 492 00:25:30,660 --> 00:25:31,650 That i had... 493 00:25:36,700 --> 00:25:39,270 Was what would happen to you if i died. 494 00:25:44,810 --> 00:25:46,480 So you can't tell him where i am. 495 00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:50,060 You just can't. 496 00:25:59,230 --> 00:26:01,350 Maybe you can talk to my tea Cher Tom orrow... 497 00:26:02,490 --> 00:26:04,700 And have her give me another assignment. 498 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:08,400 Thank you. 499 00:26:33,290 --> 00:26:35,239 I told you, if you're gonna have a tree house... 500 00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:36,680 You've gotta keep it clean. 501 00:26:43,330 --> 00:26:45,900 Here. Take these and dump them by the front door. 502 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:48,710 Hey, what the hell are you doing?! 503 00:26:51,810 --> 00:26:53,250 Mom, hurry. Get out of the car. 506 00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:00,950 No, no, no. You are not leaving those here. 507 00:27:01,460 --> 00:27:02,100 Hi, mom. 508 00:27:02,620 --> 00:27:04,229 Take her away. Unh-unh, Lynette . 509 00:27:04,230 --> 00:27:06,159 You may have been able to strong-arm the weak one, 510 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:07,850 But not me. I'm not weak! 511 00:27:07,900 --> 00:27:09,719 Then why did you call me? Get out of our way. Lucy, 512 00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:10,919 Every fight we have ever had 513 00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:12,839 Has ended with my foot on your neck. 514 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,010 I guarantee that this one's gonna end the same way, too. 515 00:27:17,900 --> 00:27:19,080 Maybe we should talk inside. 516 00:27:43,030 --> 00:27:45,590 I'm often asked why the torah tells us 517 00:27:45,930 --> 00:27:49,480 That a child must be circumcised on the eighth day of his life. 518 00:27:50,220 --> 00:27:53,060 Some say that's how long it takes to get a decent caterer. 519 00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:03,550 What a lovely ceremony. 520 00:28:04,450 --> 00:28:05,790 I'm deborah's friend Bree . 521 00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:09,630 I have what may strike you as a very odd request. 522 00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:11,580 Trust me, it won't be one i haven't heard. 524 00:28:13,110 --> 00:28:14,359 Do you think, while you're here, 525 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:17,290 Do could do a bris for my baby, too? 526 00:28:18,340 --> 00:28:19,740 Okay, new one. 527 00:28:20,330 --> 00:28:21,050 Good for you. 528 00:28:21,620 --> 00:28:25,049 I know it might seem tacky piggybacking on deborah's bris, 529 00:28:25,050 --> 00:28:28,510 But... We could do it in the den very quietly. 530 00:28:29,230 --> 00:28:31,209 Uh, well, as we just saw, 531 00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:33,330 There's so such thing as a quiet bris. 532 00:28:34,250 --> 00:28:35,549 You said your name was Bree ? 533 00:28:35,550 --> 00:28:37,080 Yes, Bree Hodge ... 534 00:28:39,170 --> 00:28:40,210 Born rabinowitz. 535 00:28:40,590 --> 00:28:43,340 Huh. I wouldn't have taken you for jewish. 536 00:28:43,410 --> 00:28:46,290 I should only have a Nick el for every time i've heard that. 537 00:28:47,410 --> 00:28:48,689 Don't you want a proper bris 538 00:28:48,690 --> 00:28:51,329 With your friends and family there? I would love that, 539 00:28:51,330 --> 00:28:55,200 But my husband Orson -- big, stubborn, goy. 540 00:28:55,660 --> 00:28:57,140 He says we should do nothing 541 00:28:57,700 --> 00:28:59,500 And let the child decide when he's grown. 542 00:29:00,710 --> 00:29:03,600 We don't pick our parents-- we should pick our religion? 543 00:29:04,250 --> 00:29:05,679 I wouldn't feel right doing this 544 00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:07,000 Without speaking to your husband. 545 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:09,400 Well, he's out of town, and... 546 00:29:10,810 --> 00:29:13,530 Our Benjamin is 8 days old today. 547 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:15,580 And if i don't do this, 548 00:29:15,790 --> 00:29:17,330 My grandma... 549 00:29:19,010 --> 00:29:19,720 Tzeitel... 550 00:29:20,630 --> 00:29:23,070 Will never forgive me, may she rest in peace. 551 00:29:23,940 --> 00:29:26,420 You realize that this is a covenant? 552 00:29:27,070 --> 00:29:28,700 That whatever your husband says, 553 00:29:28,950 --> 00:29:30,120 You are promising 554 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,810 To raise your child as a devout jew? 555 00:29:35,710 --> 00:29:37,330 I swear to you before god 556 00:29:37,620 --> 00:29:41,060 That this child will be as devout a jew as i am. 557 00:29:48,980 --> 00:29:52,040 Hey, where have you been? I woke up, and you were gone. 558 00:29:52,690 --> 00:29:54,189 Oh, we had a very busy day. 559 00:29:54,190 --> 00:29:55,619 We dropped off the dry cleaning, 560 00:29:55,620 --> 00:29:58,269 We deposited money into our christmas account, 561 00:29:58,270 --> 00:29:59,940 And then we got circumcised. 562 00:30:03,350 --> 00:30:04,390 You did what?! 563 00:30:06,170 --> 00:30:08,690 It's just a little unsightly foreskin. He'll never miss it. 564 00:30:09,030 --> 00:30:11,219 So why stop there? Why--why not cut off his testicles? 565 00:30:11,220 --> 00:30:14,309 You obviously have no problem going after mine. Orson. 566 00:30:14,310 --> 00:30:15,760 Well, what do you call it, Bree ? 567 00:30:16,630 --> 00:30:19,139 Going behind my back, ignoring my feelings on this? 568 00:30:19,140 --> 00:30:21,019 I gave them very serious consideration. 569 00:30:21,020 --> 00:30:23,159 But it's my blood running in his veins, 570 00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:24,880 Which ultimately makes it my decision. 571 00:30:26,780 --> 00:30:27,870 Your blood? 572 00:30:30,630 --> 00:30:31,670 So who am i to Benjamin ? 573 00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:35,120 A friendly uncle? A male n Ann y? 574 00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:36,460 Of course not. 575 00:30:36,890 --> 00:30:38,089 Then why do you treat me 576 00:30:38,090 --> 00:30:39,940 Like i'm anything less than his father? 577 00:30:40,820 --> 00:30:41,979 I mean, haven't i earned that 578 00:30:41,980 --> 00:30:43,780 During the course of our little hoax? 579 00:30:44,070 --> 00:30:46,979 I lied for you. I-i risked public humiliation. 580 00:30:46,980 --> 00:30:49,730 I do everything but strap on the pregnancy harness myself. 581 00:30:50,650 --> 00:30:51,610 I know that. 582 00:30:53,470 --> 00:30:56,220 I see myself as Benjamin 's father. 583 00:30:58,130 --> 00:30:59,980 I need to know if you see me that way, too. 584 00:31:05,780 --> 00:31:07,500 I know how much you love Benjamin . 585 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:11,880 I guess... 586 00:31:13,790 --> 00:31:14,999 I guess i just have to remember 587 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,740 That it's love that makes us a family and not blood. 588 00:31:34,330 --> 00:31:37,700 Your son would like you to hold him. 589 00:31:47,580 --> 00:31:50,110 By the way, his hebrew name is Simcha . 590 00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:52,880 I'll explain later. 591 00:32:01,700 --> 00:32:03,590 Oh, Carlos , thank god you're here. 593 00:32:04,770 --> 00:32:05,680 Where is he? Where's Victor ? 594 00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:08,430 Well, i-i clubbed him and knocked him overboard. 595 00:32:10,330 --> 00:32:11,290 He's in the ocean?! 596 00:32:11,530 --> 00:32:13,610 He was going to kill me! He had a gun. 597 00:32:13,990 --> 00:32:15,300 Okay, okay, let me think. 598 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:19,570 You saw him in the water. I mean, he's not dead, right? 599 00:32:19,990 --> 00:32:21,660 No, he's mad, but he wasn't dead. 600 00:32:22,050 --> 00:32:23,810 So then we'll send someone out there to fish him out. 601 00:32:24,420 --> 00:32:26,310 We'll call the police, show 'em the gun 602 00:32:26,830 --> 00:32:27,939 And tell that 'em that it was self-defense. 603 00:32:27,940 --> 00:32:28,720 You still have the gun? 604 00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:36,870 It's in there. 605 00:32:43,130 --> 00:32:45,590 Well, maybe he wanted it to muffle the gun. 606 00:32:47,390 --> 00:32:48,750 There is no gun. 607 00:32:51,650 --> 00:32:52,280 Ice pick? 608 00:32:54,410 --> 00:32:56,199 What are you doing? I'm calling the coast guard. 609 00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:58,449 And tell them what, i knocked my husband overboard 610 00:32:58,450 --> 00:33:00,120 Because he was coming after me with a sweater? 611 00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:03,200 No, come on. We gotta go back out there. 612 00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:07,239 Guys, i can't be any clearer on this. 613 00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:10,860 I am not taking her back. It's your turn, simple as that. 614 00:33:11,020 --> 00:33:11,939 I've had her for four months. 615 00:33:11,940 --> 00:33:13,899 I also had cancer for four months, 616 00:33:13,900 --> 00:33:16,409 And if i could've asked one of them to leave, 617 00:33:16,410 --> 00:33:20,399 I'm not sure which i would've picked. Oh, four months, boohoo. 618 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:21,520 I had her for a year, 619 00:33:21,670 --> 00:33:24,140 And that was the year she joined the gin of the month club. 620 00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:25,969 I don't have any room for her. 621 00:33:25,970 --> 00:33:28,429 I already have seven people in four bedrooms. 622 00:33:28,430 --> 00:33:31,559 There it is-- the "i have a family" card. Congratulations. 623 00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:32,449 You can reproduce. 624 00:33:32,450 --> 00:33:33,720 We're all thrilled for you. 625 00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:36,469 Why can't you take her? 626 00:33:36,470 --> 00:33:39,199 You are in that huge house all by yourself 627 00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:41,810 That you got from the divorce. Dave and i are just separated. 628 00:33:42,060 --> 00:33:43,860 There's a good chance that he's moving back in, 629 00:33:44,060 --> 00:33:46,429 But not if mom is living there. Well, 630 00:33:46,430 --> 00:33:48,460 We can't just throw her out on the street. 631 00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:49,460 I can. 632 00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:52,039 My therapist said 633 00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:54,830 It's time for me to be a little more "lydia-centric." 634 00:33:57,010 --> 00:33:59,170 I really w Ann a meet this jackass. 635 00:33:59,870 --> 00:34:02,570 Okay, we all have our excuses, 636 00:34:02,820 --> 00:34:05,009 But we gotta figure something out. 637 00:34:05,010 --> 00:34:06,640 Come on. She is our mother. 638 00:34:07,470 --> 00:34:08,150 Is she? 639 00:34:09,750 --> 00:34:12,130 She never acted like one, not that i can remember. 640 00:34:12,330 --> 00:34:14,339 I remember she showed up drunk to my graduation, 641 00:34:14,340 --> 00:34:15,660 Wearing a housecoat. 642 00:34:15,860 --> 00:34:17,840 Okay, but the point is, she went. 643 00:34:18,410 --> 00:34:19,490 Remember that one christmas? 644 00:34:20,090 --> 00:34:23,580 And we came down, and there was mom under the tree, 645 00:34:23,830 --> 00:34:26,219 Passed out drunk in the middle of all of our unwrapped toys. 646 00:34:26,220 --> 00:34:28,579 My raggedy Ann smelled like peppermint schnapps. 647 00:34:28,580 --> 00:34:31,669 Okay, she wasn't perfect, clearly. 648 00:34:31,670 --> 00:34:33,509 But she gave birth to us. 649 00:34:33,510 --> 00:34:36,819 We owe her our lives, and now that she needs us, 650 00:34:36,820 --> 00:34:38,710 We can't just turn our back on her. 651 00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:41,750 I know i'm supposed to feel guilty, but i don't. 652 00:34:42,290 --> 00:34:43,020 I don't either. 653 00:34:45,820 --> 00:34:48,750 It's like you're saying you don't care about her. 654 00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:52,950 At all? 655 00:34:57,240 --> 00:34:58,460 And i don't under Stan d that. 656 00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,509 Well... If you care so much, 657 00:35:01,510 --> 00:35:05,450 Then the answer to the problem is sorta obvious, isn't it? 658 00:35:08,750 --> 00:35:09,790 We can help with money. 659 00:35:11,290 --> 00:35:12,870 I can send you $100 a month. 661 00:35:20,130 --> 00:35:20,679 I don't need your money. 662 00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:22,840 I can take care of my mother all by myself. 663 00:35:25,260 --> 00:35:26,350 Lynette... 664 00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:27,610 Here's how you can help-- 665 00:35:27,950 --> 00:35:30,160 Don'tvisit for the next few years, 666 00:35:30,990 --> 00:35:32,539 Cause it seems fairly likely 667 00:35:32,540 --> 00:35:34,820 I won't have stopped hating you by then. 668 00:35:38,780 --> 00:35:40,850 I guess that's her way of asking us to leave. 669 00:35:42,620 --> 00:35:44,120 Mom, where's grandma going? 670 00:35:44,770 --> 00:35:45,500 Going? 671 00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:03,050 Wait. 672 00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:05,110 What's that? 673 00:36:05,990 --> 00:36:06,710 Gaby! 674 00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:12,320 Here. Sit him here. 676 00:36:19,140 --> 00:36:20,140 You tried to kill me. 677 00:36:21,500 --> 00:36:22,810 Well, i came back for you, didn't i? 678 00:36:23,870 --> 00:36:26,639 What were you thinking?! Well, i thought you were trying to kill me. 679 00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:28,350 I was just trying to talk to you, 680 00:36:29,540 --> 00:36:30,900 See if we still had a chance. 681 00:36:32,490 --> 00:36:34,070 I see that you're still screwing this guy. 682 00:36:35,210 --> 00:36:36,829 And what the hell is he doing on my boat?! 683 00:36:36,830 --> 00:36:38,720 You mean, besides saving your life? 684 00:36:39,510 --> 00:36:40,770 That was a big mistake, buddy. 685 00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:43,500 Oh, right. 686 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:45,599 Yeah, you're the guy that said 687 00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:47,040 If anyone messed with your woman, 688 00:36:47,730 --> 00:36:49,810 That you'd use your money to make 'em disappear. 689 00:36:51,130 --> 00:36:52,300 But right now it's just you and me. 690 00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,570 So how tough are you without your a.t.m. Card? 691 00:37:00,530 --> 00:37:01,480 That's what i figured. 692 00:37:04,180 --> 00:37:04,960 Aah! Victor! 693 00:37:05,820 --> 00:37:06,680 Oh, my god! 694 00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:11,110 Victor! Oh! Oh, my god! 695 00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:12,659 Come on. Get up! Hey. Hey. 696 00:37:12,660 --> 00:37:14,039 Get up. I w Ann a see the look on your face 697 00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:14,960 When the knife goes in. 699 00:37:23,220 --> 00:37:24,670 Oh, i'm getting pretty good at that. 700 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,280 Okay, let's pull him back in again. 701 00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:29,589 What, are you crazy?! Oh, 702 00:37:29,590 --> 00:37:31,629 We'll just tie him up so he doesn't cause any trouble. 703 00:37:31,630 --> 00:37:32,250 Victor! 704 00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:38,260 Where'd he go? Victor! 705 00:37:38,510 --> 00:37:40,760 Victor! Victor! 706 00:37:56,990 --> 00:37:58,509 Maybe we should go back out and look some more. 707 00:37:58,510 --> 00:38:00,520 We looked for six hours. He's gone. 708 00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:05,720 Oh, my god. We killed him. 709 00:38:06,370 --> 00:38:07,640 It was self-defense, right? 710 00:38:08,290 --> 00:38:10,270 I mean, he was trying to kill us. We can't prove that. 711 00:38:13,300 --> 00:38:14,660 This is bad, Gaby . 712 00:38:16,710 --> 00:38:18,310 Oh, when people find out we were on that boat with him, it... 713 00:38:21,790 --> 00:38:22,650 Maybe they won't. 714 00:38:23,980 --> 00:38:24,530 What do you mean? 715 00:38:25,270 --> 00:38:27,160 No one but you knows i was with Victor . 716 00:38:28,450 --> 00:38:29,850 I'll say he went out alone. 717 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:32,789 I told him i was leaving him, 718 00:38:32,790 --> 00:38:34,940 And he was depressed, suic Ida l even. 719 00:38:35,190 --> 00:38:36,100 Only one problem-- 720 00:38:37,690 --> 00:38:38,460 The boat's right here. 721 00:38:40,500 --> 00:38:42,220 Then maybe the boat needs to go back out... 722 00:38:43,770 --> 00:38:44,450 Alone. 723 00:39:05,770 --> 00:39:07,930 Whatever you're thinking, i can explain. 724 00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:10,610 I'm thinking that you're a drug addict and a liar, 725 00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:13,819 So say something that's not that. Susan, listen-- 726 00:39:13,820 --> 00:39:15,959 Is it so horrible living with me? 727 00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:17,959 I mean, do i make you so miserable 728 00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:20,880 That you can't even face me without numbing the pain? 729 00:39:21,580 --> 00:39:22,660 Of course not. 730 00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:24,880 I love you. 731 00:39:25,220 --> 00:39:27,380 Well, if you did, you wouldn't be doing this! 732 00:39:28,030 --> 00:39:30,600 I mean, my god, Mike , we have a baby on the way! 733 00:39:33,540 --> 00:39:34,569 Can i say something now? 734 00:39:34,570 --> 00:39:37,940 Sure, go ahead. Oh, should i look you in the eyes? 735 00:39:38,550 --> 00:39:40,310 Does it make it easier for you to lie? 736 00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:42,740 I didn't tell you... 737 00:39:43,240 --> 00:39:45,940 About the pills 'cause i didn't want you to feel guilty. 738 00:39:47,350 --> 00:39:48,260 Me feel guilty? 739 00:39:48,460 --> 00:39:49,010 Yeah. 740 00:39:49,890 --> 00:39:51,960 When i put in that water heater for McCluskey , 741 00:39:53,130 --> 00:39:53,469 I really wrenched my shoulder, 742 00:39:53,470 --> 00:39:56,100 And the doctor told me i should take a break, but i didn't 743 00:39:56,710 --> 00:39:59,230 Because that was the day we found out you were pregnant. 744 00:39:59,620 --> 00:40:01,269 And from then on, all i have heard about 745 00:40:01,270 --> 00:40:05,130 Are car seats and strollers and $10,000 preschools. 746 00:40:06,130 --> 00:40:06,869 You know, it didn't seem like 747 00:40:06,870 --> 00:40:08,460 A really good time for me to quit working. 748 00:40:10,370 --> 00:40:12,740 Mike, we don't need any of that stuff. 749 00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:15,100 Yeah. 750 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,850 You say that now. 751 00:40:18,410 --> 00:40:20,980 But when Benjamin Hodge is in harvard, 752 00:40:21,230 --> 00:40:23,570 And our kid's just a plumber like his dad... 753 00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:31,010 I just want to be able to give him 754 00:40:31,430 --> 00:40:32,830 The advantages i never got. 755 00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,289 God, the only advantage he needs 756 00:40:37,290 --> 00:40:40,040 Is to have a healthy dad who's not doing this. 757 00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:44,430 You're right. 758 00:40:47,890 --> 00:40:49,950 I get it. Okay? 759 00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:52,630 I'm done. 760 00:40:56,020 --> 00:40:58,760 I w Ann a believe you. It's just... 761 00:40:59,730 --> 00:41:01,030 That addicts are good at lying. 762 00:41:03,030 --> 00:41:03,630 Yeah. 763 00:41:05,940 --> 00:41:06,480 All right... 764 00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:08,180 How about this? 765 00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:24,610 You believe me now? 766 00:41:27,420 --> 00:41:28,230 Thank you. 767 00:41:32,340 --> 00:41:33,310 Deception-- 768 00:41:33,610 --> 00:41:36,400 You find it in all the best homes. 769 00:41:39,340 --> 00:41:42,980 Parents rely on it when dealing with inquisitive children... 770 00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:51,770 Women use it to help keep secrets--big and small. 771 00:41:55,660 --> 00:41:56,790 Lovers need it 772 00:41:57,530 --> 00:42:00,720 To cover up inconvenient accidents. 773 00:42:03,930 --> 00:42:06,280 Why do people resort to deception? 774 00:42:10,220 --> 00:42:12,340 Because it's a handy tool 775 00:42:13,830 --> 00:42:15,130 That helps get us 776 00:42:16,910 --> 00:42:20,020 Exactly what we'relooking for.