1 00:00:01,710 --> 00:00:03,795 Previously on Desperate Housewives... 2 00:00:04,171 --> 00:00:05,839 Danielle had her baby... 3 00:00:06,757 --> 00:00:07,758 ...on halloween. 4 00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:09,968 You said my father didn't care about me. 5 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:11,845 Katherine revealed a secret. 6 00:00:12,554 --> 00:00:14,139 I want you to imagine the worst thing 7 00:00:14,473 --> 00:00:15,766 That a father can do to his daughter. 8 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:17,768 Lynette got great news. 9 00:00:17,768 --> 00:00:19,770 I got the test results back. You're clean. 10 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:22,648 While Mike tried to ease his pain, 11 00:00:24,274 --> 00:00:25,776 Victor... You know what my dream is? 12 00:00:26,151 --> 00:00:28,070 ...reached out to Gaby . You. 13 00:00:28,654 --> 00:00:31,657 Don't run away, Gaby . But if you do, take me with you. 14 00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:34,743 And Edie got revenge. 15 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,537 Don't take it all out on Gaby . 16 00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:38,664 Carlos decided to make a fool out of you. 17 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:48,549 The thing you need to know about Victor Lang 18 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:51,343 Is that he was not above using deception. 19 00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:54,555 Whether it was an insincere promise 20 00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:56,056 To a campaign donor, 21 00:00:57,349 --> 00:01:00,352 Or the artful evasion of a reporter's question, 22 00:01:01,645 --> 00:01:04,356 Or an outright lie to his constituents, 23 00:01:04,940 --> 00:01:08,151 Victor did what he had to to get what he wanted. 24 00:01:09,653 --> 00:01:12,072 But thanks to some compromising photos, 25 00:01:12,364 --> 00:01:13,657 He learned that his wife 26 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:17,411 Knew a little something about deception as well. 27 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:30,215 For the last time, Carlos , stop calling me. 28 00:01:30,883 --> 00:01:32,384 I told you, i just wanna talk. 29 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:34,511 And i told you it's over. So what, 30 00:01:34,511 --> 00:01:37,389 You're just gonna go back to that chicken-lipped albino? I don't know. 31 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:39,016 I'm taking it one day at a time. 32 00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:40,893 But what i can say about Victor is 33 00:01:40,893 --> 00:01:43,687 He doesn't lie to me about how much money he's got. Look, 34 00:01:43,896 --> 00:01:45,189 I said i was sorry. 35 00:01:47,191 --> 00:01:50,194 Oh, that's great. Yeah, well, i-i gotta go, Bree . 36 00:01:52,196 --> 00:01:52,988 It's Bree . 37 00:01:55,407 --> 00:01:57,492 Okay, so i just informed my staff 38 00:01:57,492 --> 00:01:58,911 That i'm taking the next month off 39 00:01:59,411 --> 00:02:01,205 To give my wife the honeymoon she always wanted. 40 00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:03,916 That's amazing. Where should we go? Well, 41 00:02:03,916 --> 00:02:05,792 I left some travel magazines in the bedroom. 42 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:06,710 Why don't you go get 'em? Oh! 43 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:22,726 Oh, my god, Victor . 44 00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:25,229 A month in rio sounds like heaven, doesn't it? 45 00:02:25,854 --> 00:02:28,023 Oh, it does. Let's do it. Ooh! 46 00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:31,443 Hey, why don't we kick off our reconciliation 47 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:33,153 With a little weekend on the boat? 48 00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:35,739 That's so romantic. I love that. Huh? 49 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:38,450 Just you and me, all alone, out in the middle of the ocean. 50 00:02:39,535 --> 00:02:41,036 The girls are gonna be so jea Lou s. 51 00:02:41,036 --> 00:02:43,038 Oh, no, no, no, let's not tell anyone we're going. 52 00:02:43,539 --> 00:02:44,623 It'll be our little secret. 53 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:49,336 Yes, Victor was not above 54 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:52,256 Using deception to get what he wanted, 55 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:54,758 And what he wanted now 56 00:02:56,051 --> 00:02:57,261 Was revenge. 57 00:03:10,232 --> 00:03:14,236 The next day on Wisteria Lane began with a bit of deceit. 58 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,030 Bree Hodge told her friends 59 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:19,449 She had given birth in the middle of the night 60 00:03:19,658 --> 00:03:21,243 To a beautiful baby boy. 61 00:03:22,327 --> 00:03:25,831 And thanks to the healthy lungs of Benjamin Tyson Hodge , 62 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,750 It didn't take long for Bree 's friends 63 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:32,045 To engage in some deceit of their own. 64 00:03:32,671 --> 00:03:34,590 Well, he's just a little piece of heaven. 65 00:03:35,591 --> 00:03:39,678 You're so blessed. Makes me wanna have another one myself. 66 00:03:39,970 --> 00:03:41,972 Orson, you better take Benjamin to the other room 67 00:03:41,972 --> 00:03:44,474 Before my friends run out of lies. Ah. 68 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:45,392 No. 69 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:48,979 They don't appreciate a healthy pair of lungs, that's all, huh? 70 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:50,480 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. Come on, Benjamin . 71 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:54,401 Hey, Lynette , you tell everyone your news? No. This is about the baby. 72 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:56,195 Wait. Did you have that final scan? 73 00:03:56,195 --> 00:03:58,197 Did you hear something? Well, the results are back, 74 00:03:58,197 --> 00:04:00,991 And while you can never actually say you're cured-- 75 00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:01,700 She's cured! 76 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:04,703 Oh, my god! Oh, yeah! 77 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:06,663 I have to get checked every six months, 78 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:09,875 But, yes, the doctor is very optimistic. 79 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,085 Hey, what the hell is all this racket? 80 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:13,879 Someone win the lotto? 81 00:04:14,171 --> 00:04:17,466 Oh, i was just telling everybody the good news about my... 82 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:21,094 Cancer. 83 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,097 Hey, congrats! 84 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:25,766 I'm a survivor myself. 85 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,100 Prostate. 86 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:28,268 Ooh, muffins. 87 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:30,771 Hey, show some class. Introduce yourself. 88 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:32,272 Hi. I'm Stan . 89 00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:37,694 Is th--is that my robe? 90 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:40,113 Yeah. Sorry, uh... 91 00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:43,617 If i knew when i walked into that card club last night 92 00:04:43,742 --> 00:04:46,036 That i would be going home with this lovely lady, 93 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,205 I'd have packed me a change of clothes. 94 00:04:52,543 --> 00:04:55,212 Okay, i get it. We'll get out of your hair. 95 00:04:56,505 --> 00:04:58,215 Come on, handsome. Let's take a shower. 96 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:07,641 Mike, how long are you gonna be? 97 00:05:07,933 --> 00:05:10,519 We've gotta get this food over to Bree 's before it gets cold. 98 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,105 You know, Susan , i don't feel like going over there tonight. 99 00:05:13,105 --> 00:05:16,817 Can't you just drop it off? No, they just had a baby. 100 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:19,611 We're gonna "ooh," we're gonna "ahh," and then we're gonna eat. 101 00:05:20,737 --> 00:05:21,530 But i'm tired. 102 00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:24,241 I worked all day. I got a job first thing in the morning. 103 00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:25,826 There's no way out of it, Mike . 104 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:28,537 Just do what you need and downstairs. 105 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:30,122 This is what we do in the suburbs. 106 00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:37,921 Ah, yes... 107 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:40,340 The suburbs. 108 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:47,139 And how does Danielle like her baby brother? 109 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:49,850 Oh, she adores him. 110 00:05:49,975 --> 00:05:52,853 She just felt terrible that she had to leave for school so soon. 111 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:56,648 Speaking of which, we have some extra preschool applications 112 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:58,275 If the two of you are interested. 113 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:00,068 Isn't it a little early to be talking preschool? 114 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:04,448 She just got pregnant. Our baby still looks like a sea horse. Oh, honey. 115 00:06:04,448 --> 00:06:06,658 You'd be surprised how fast the best schools fill up. 116 00:06:06,950 --> 00:06:08,577 And only the best for our kid, right? 117 00:06:09,161 --> 00:06:10,078 I'd start saving your pennies. 118 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:12,247 Bonny briar's up to $10,000 a year. 119 00:06:13,749 --> 00:06:14,750 10,000 dollars... 120 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,961 For used legos and a potty chair? 121 00:06:18,962 --> 00:06:19,963 And you'd better apply now. 122 00:06:20,255 --> 00:06:22,549 Debbie gottlieb had her baby the same day i did, 123 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:24,051 And she could only get wait-listed 124 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:25,761 At her first three choices. 125 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:29,056 Oh, by the way, we were invited to her bris this saturday. 126 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:32,559 Well, make an excuse for me. I thought you liked Debbie and Lou . 127 00:06:32,684 --> 00:06:33,268 Oh, i do. 128 00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:36,980 I just don't care to watch them ritually mutilate their child. 129 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:38,357 More moo shu, please. 130 00:06:40,776 --> 00:06:42,152 Circumcision's not mutilation. 131 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:43,779 It's a simple surgery 132 00:06:43,779 --> 00:06:45,948 Meant to promote lifelong masculine hygiene. 133 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:48,158 It's a, uh, traumatic procedure 134 00:06:48,367 --> 00:06:50,953 Which reduces the male's capacity for sexual pleasure 135 00:06:50,953 --> 00:06:52,955 By desensitizing the tip of-- 136 00:06:52,955 --> 00:06:54,581 We know what it is. 137 00:06:57,125 --> 00:06:59,002 Gee, i don't think i've ever heard 138 00:06:59,002 --> 00:07:01,713 Such strong opinions on the subject. 139 00:07:02,798 --> 00:07:04,591 I mean, not that it's something i talk about a lot... 140 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:06,301 Or ever. 141 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:09,805 I hope i didn't offend you. 142 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,307 I haven't heard a word since "$10,000." 143 00:07:14,226 --> 00:07:17,104 It's just that i remember my own circumcision so vividly. 144 00:07:20,816 --> 00:07:21,692 Oh, that's ridicu Lou s. 145 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:24,194 My parents disagreed on this issue, too. 146 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:25,529 My dad said no. 147 00:07:26,405 --> 00:07:28,490 So mother just bided her time 148 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:30,701 Until he finally left town on business. 149 00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:32,494 I was 5. 150 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:37,916 She told me we were going for ice cream. 151 00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:42,921 That's why the procedure should be done on babies. 152 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:43,922 They won't remember. 153 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:47,092 Now can we please just drop this? 154 00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:48,302 Fine. 155 00:07:52,514 --> 00:07:53,098 So, Susan , 156 00:07:54,516 --> 00:07:56,101 You mentioned something about bringing dessert. 157 00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:56,894 What is it? 158 00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:00,314 Ice cream. 159 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:03,192 Sorry. 160 00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:10,949 Oh, so you found the chocolate sauce? 161 00:08:11,742 --> 00:08:13,368 Oh, uh, yeah, it's right here. 162 00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:17,372 Is everything okay? Oh, yeah. I was just taking a couple of aspirin. 163 00:08:17,748 --> 00:08:19,541 I hope Orson 's rant didn't give you a headache. 164 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:21,960 Oh, no, i've just still got a little pain from my accident, 165 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:24,671 That's all. Still? That was nearly two years ago. 166 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:26,757 Well, it's just a twinge every now and then. 167 00:08:26,757 --> 00:08:27,841 Aspirin does the trick. 168 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:46,735 No, no, no, no. I'll get that. 169 00:08:47,945 --> 00:08:49,947 I thought you kept your boat at the yacht club. 170 00:08:50,239 --> 00:08:51,073 Yeah, i wanted to leave from here. 171 00:08:51,073 --> 00:08:54,368 This way, we avoid the congestion at the marina. Where's the crew? 172 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:56,745 There's no crew. I let 'em go. 173 00:08:57,371 --> 00:08:57,871 What? 174 00:08:58,455 --> 00:08:59,665 Who's gonna bring us umbr Ella drinks 175 00:08:59,665 --> 00:09:01,166 And salute us when we walk by? 176 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:04,044 Just consider me your one-man navy. 177 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:07,464 So you're gonna drive this thing by yourself? Well, you can help. 178 00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:09,466 Didn't that captain give you lessons last summer? 179 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:10,968 Oh, that's right-- 180 00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:14,137 Those two boring hours i'll never get back. 181 00:09:14,513 --> 00:09:17,307 Well, the good news is this trip will be anything but boring. 182 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:33,574 We need to talk about this Stan thing. 183 00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:35,909 Oh, is that his name? Stan? 184 00:09:36,702 --> 00:09:39,580 Uh, when he left, i just sort of said, "see ya." 185 00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:43,375 Well, it got me thinking 186 00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:45,377 About how much you've had to put your life on hold 187 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:47,588 These past few months. No big deal. 188 00:09:48,714 --> 00:09:50,382 No, it was a big deal. 189 00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:52,676 You have taken amazing care of me. 190 00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:56,013 But i know you have so many things you wanna get back to. 191 00:09:56,513 --> 00:09:57,389 Mm, not really. 192 00:09:59,391 --> 00:10:01,101 Come on. It must be driving you crazy 193 00:10:01,185 --> 00:10:03,395 Living with five screaming kids underfoot. 194 00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:05,898 I don't blame you for wanting a little peace and quiet. 195 00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:10,194 You need to leave, mom. 196 00:10:10,903 --> 00:10:11,486 Okay. 197 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:14,281 Okay, i-i know i shouldn't have brought... 198 00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:16,200 Stan into the house. 199 00:10:16,408 --> 00:10:19,411 And next time, i promise you we will do it in the car. 200 00:10:21,038 --> 00:10:22,456 It's not just that. 201 00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:24,917 It's the smoking and the swearing 202 00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:27,544 And the teaching the kids how to make a whiskey sour. 203 00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:29,630 It's a science, Lynette . 204 00:10:30,047 --> 00:10:31,423 It's called mixology. 205 00:10:32,341 --> 00:10:34,051 I just think it would work better for everyone 206 00:10:34,051 --> 00:10:35,219 If you got your own place. 207 00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:38,138 Okay. With what money? 208 00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:39,431 You have money, right? 209 00:10:39,431 --> 00:10:41,642 I mean, you loaned us that $10,000. 210 00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:44,853 Yes, i did. 211 00:10:47,940 --> 00:10:48,732 Wait a minute. 212 00:10:48,941 --> 00:10:50,442 That was all the money you had? 213 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,737 You guys needed it, and i needed a place to stay. 214 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,657 It seemed like it turned out pretty well for everybody. 215 00:10:57,741 --> 00:10:59,618 What do you mean? I thought you were living with Lucy . 216 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:01,537 Your sister kicked me out. 217 00:11:03,539 --> 00:11:05,833 Not to put too fine a point on it, Lynette , 218 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:08,752 But your cancer couldn't have come at a better time. 219 00:11:12,548 --> 00:11:14,341 Hey, i need your help with a school thing. 220 00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:17,553 Wow. You never ask for my help. Must be something easy. 221 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:19,054 What do you know about Dylan 's dad? 222 00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:22,641 We've got this genealogy project for school, 223 00:11:22,641 --> 00:11:24,017 And she wants to find out about him. 224 00:11:25,227 --> 00:11:27,020 Maybe Dylan should ask her mom. 225 00:11:27,646 --> 00:11:29,231 She gets really weird talking about him. 226 00:11:30,399 --> 00:11:31,275 Why is that, by the way? 227 00:11:33,986 --> 00:11:35,571 Okay, don't tell anybody i told you this. 228 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:37,865 Her mom said something at my party 229 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:40,158 About her dad being abusive towards Katherine ... 230 00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:41,785 And maybe Dylan , too. 231 00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:44,288 Oh. So i'm thinking that it would be better 232 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:47,082 If you could get her to research somebody else in her family. 233 00:11:47,666 --> 00:11:48,083 Yeah. 234 00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:50,878 Maybe you're right. 235 00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:56,884 Listen, i-i was talking to my mom, and-- 236 00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:57,593 Yeah. 237 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:00,179 I heard. 238 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:16,195 Susan? Hi. It's, uh, Bree . I'm glad you're home. 239 00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:18,488 Uh, listen, i-i thought i might stop by for a little visit. 240 00:12:25,162 --> 00:12:27,873 Look, i've only got, uh, about an hour before my next job. 241 00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:29,666 Uh, is it okay if i grab lunch in front of the tv? 242 00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:32,878 I wanted to watch the game. Oh, sure. I'll--i'll bring up a tray. 243 00:12:32,878 --> 00:12:33,795 Oh, thanks. 244 00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:37,299 Bree thinks you're doing drugs. 245 00:12:39,301 --> 00:12:42,304 She found this on her kitchen floor, 246 00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:44,014 And it's not aspirin. 247 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:47,100 Well, you know, my shoulder's been hurting lately. 248 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,937 She says it's a narcotic, and it's highly addictive. 249 00:12:50,521 --> 00:12:51,313 Given your history-- 250 00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:54,024 Whoa, whoa, Susan , these--these were prescribed by a doctor 251 00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:55,108 Right after my accident. 252 00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:56,902 I found a couple in the medicine cabinet, 253 00:12:56,902 --> 00:12:57,903 And i've been carrying 'em around 254 00:12:58,028 --> 00:13:00,405 In case my shoulder acts up. Really? 255 00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:02,824 Yeah. Really. They were the last two. 256 00:13:03,534 --> 00:13:04,535 So you got nothing to worry about. 257 00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:09,623 Oh, thank god! You have no idea where my mind went. 258 00:13:09,915 --> 00:13:12,626 I had you roaming back alleys to score your dope, 259 00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:15,003 Pawning our good silver to pay your dealer. 260 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,006 And we don't even have good silver, 261 00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:20,217 So it got worse 'cause you had to knock over a gas station 262 00:13:20,217 --> 00:13:21,426 To buy the silver to pawn it off. 263 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,637 I was really making myself crazy. 264 00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:25,222 I'm sorry about that. 265 00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:28,308 But i reiterate-- old pill, no problem. 266 00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:30,435 I knew it. I'm so happy. 267 00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:32,312 Mmm. Good. 268 00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:34,940 Mm, now fix me some lunch, woman. 269 00:13:35,232 --> 00:13:36,525 Oh! I w Ann a watch the damn game. 270 00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:42,906 Can i help you? 271 00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:46,118 Yes, um, can you tell me who i would talk to 272 00:13:46,118 --> 00:13:48,203 About having my baby circumcised? 273 00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:52,583 What do you mean you can't help me? 274 00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:57,462 I received a registered letter from your husband which reads, 275 00:13:57,462 --> 00:14:00,257 "i do not wish for my son, Benjamin Hodge , 276 00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:01,466 "to be circumcised. 277 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:04,261 Should the recipient of this letter encounter my wife... 278 00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:06,471 "please feel free to show her this letter 279 00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:08,473 "and assure her of its wide distribution 280 00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:09,766 "to hospitals and physicians 281 00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:12,978 Across this and two neighboring states." 282 00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:14,771 Does this seem too warm to you? 283 00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:17,065 That you even felt such a thing was necessary. 284 00:14:17,149 --> 00:14:20,277 Well, obviously, it was. Forgive me for knowing my wife. 285 00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:23,780 What's that supposed to mean? You don't trust me? 286 00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:25,866 I trust you not to break your word. 287 00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:28,243 Since you've pointedly refused to give it, 288 00:14:28,452 --> 00:14:31,246 I trusted you to snip first and debate the merits later. 289 00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:34,374 I'm only thinking of Benjamin . Be reasonable. 290 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:36,168 You're the one who's unreasonable. 291 00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:39,046 What have you got against untrimmed penises? 292 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,381 They're... Unsightly. 293 00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:45,260 I do not want our son to be teased... 294 00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:47,554 For being different. Do you? 295 00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:49,056 Ah, so in the end, 296 00:14:49,348 --> 00:14:52,351 It all comes down to tradition and conformity. 297 00:14:52,351 --> 00:14:55,062 What is wrong with that? I thought we liked conformity. 298 00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:58,690 Not at the price of pain and reduced sexual pleasure. 299 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,110 I can tell you someone whose sexual pleasure 300 00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:03,987 Is going to be reduced big-time! 301 00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:07,699 Hey, sweetheart. 302 00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:10,786 What's that? 303 00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:13,413 Just something for school. 304 00:15:17,209 --> 00:15:18,418 What was that name you just typed in? 305 00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:23,298 We were assigned a genealogy project. 306 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,008 I have to do research on my father. 307 00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:28,887 I will call your tea Cher . 308 00:15:29,221 --> 00:15:30,722 She'll assign you a different project. 309 00:15:32,808 --> 00:15:33,517 What do you think you're doing? 310 00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:35,811 I am learning about my father. 311 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:41,024 Dylan! For years, you have told me 312 00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:43,318 That my father is too evil to talk about. 313 00:15:43,819 --> 00:15:45,404 Now i find out you've discussed him 314 00:15:45,404 --> 00:15:46,822 At a neighborhood game night?! 315 00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:51,201 Regardless, i am still your mother, 316 00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:52,911 And while you're under my roof, 317 00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:55,205 You will obey my rules. 318 00:15:56,290 --> 00:15:57,124 And what if i don't? 319 00:15:57,916 --> 00:16:01,086 Are you gonna slap me again, kick me out of the house? 320 00:16:01,712 --> 00:16:03,297 Go ahead. Try it. See what happens. 321 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:06,550 I'm sorry, mom. 322 00:16:07,259 --> 00:16:08,760 You can't stop me this time. 323 00:16:11,555 --> 00:16:14,433 I am officially no longer afraid of you. 324 00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:25,235 And he needed something for the pain, so he happened to find 325 00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:26,945 The last two pills in the medicine cabinet, 326 00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:27,946 And he took 'em. 327 00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:30,157 It's no big deal. 328 00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:33,368 Let me show you something. 329 00:16:34,328 --> 00:16:35,329 You see this breadmaker? 330 00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:37,456 This is where i hid a bottle of chardonnay 331 00:16:37,456 --> 00:16:39,541 After i told everyone i'd stopped drinking. 332 00:16:40,459 --> 00:16:41,668 Oh, but this isn't the same thing. 333 00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,629 Mike wouldn't lie to me about this. 334 00:16:47,466 --> 00:16:48,842 And this rotating spice rack? 335 00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:50,844 Those little airplane bottles of vodka 336 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:52,429 Fit perfectly in the back. 337 00:16:54,932 --> 00:16:56,350 He said there were no more pills. 338 00:16:57,351 --> 00:16:58,644 I was looking him in the eye. 339 00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:02,231 Susan, addicts are experts at deception. 340 00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:04,066 My advice to you-- 341 00:17:04,942 --> 00:17:05,734 Trust... 342 00:17:08,529 --> 00:17:09,530 But verify. 343 00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:58,996 So... This is nice-- 344 00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:00,873 Little family get-together. 345 00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:04,585 Why didn't you call Lucy ? 346 00:18:05,294 --> 00:18:07,171 Oh, you know her, always busy. 347 00:18:09,173 --> 00:18:12,176 So, mom... You look good. 348 00:18:13,010 --> 00:18:14,678 Thanks. You seeing anybody? 349 00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:18,307 Not that i wanna tell you about. 350 00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:20,184 Mm, still alone. 351 00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:23,520 Ooh, look. The special is chicken. 352 00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:26,023 Doesn't that sound good? Ooh, order me one. 353 00:18:26,315 --> 00:18:30,527 I-i'm going to the bar and-- and check the score on the game. Have fun. 354 00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:33,614 I know what this is, and i'm not doing it. 355 00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:36,950 What? What? We're having lunch. She's not moving back in. 356 00:18:37,034 --> 00:18:39,244 I resist your attempts to manipulate me. 357 00:18:39,328 --> 00:18:41,038 Nobody is manipulating you. 358 00:18:41,038 --> 00:18:42,247 My boundaries are strong. 359 00:18:42,247 --> 00:18:44,416 I know what i want, and i deserve to be happy. 360 00:18:45,626 --> 00:18:47,836 What have you got there? Are you reading from something? 361 00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:48,921 Okay! 362 00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:51,548 As soon as you invited me to lunch, 363 00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:52,841 I called my therapist. 364 00:18:53,217 --> 00:18:53,926 And he told me 365 00:18:53,926 --> 00:18:56,136 You'd try to guilt me into taking mom back, but... 366 00:18:58,013 --> 00:18:59,640 "i will not be emotionally blackmailed." 367 00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:00,432 Give me that. 368 00:19:02,017 --> 00:19:03,727 I already had her, Lynette . 369 00:19:03,936 --> 00:19:05,646 She stayed with me for two years-- 370 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,940 Two years in which my weight ballooned. 371 00:19:08,649 --> 00:19:10,025 She put me through four different hairstyles. 372 00:19:10,025 --> 00:19:14,112 Once, she even brought home this guy she met at a bar. 373 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:17,449 She's so not like that now. 374 00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:19,451 I don't care. 375 00:19:19,743 --> 00:19:21,745 The day she moved out, i got my life back. 376 00:19:21,745 --> 00:19:24,414 So if you w Ann a have lunch, fine. 377 00:19:25,249 --> 00:19:26,041 But that's it. 378 00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:28,335 Okay. Okay. 379 00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:29,962 Okay. 380 00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:41,890 Good for you. 381 00:19:44,768 --> 00:19:45,394 I'm sorry. 382 00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:53,986 Where's the chicken? 383 00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:57,865 Oh, yeah. Where is that waiter? I'm gonna go find him. 384 00:20:01,285 --> 00:20:02,286 Just hear me out. 385 00:20:05,164 --> 00:20:07,082 If you trim the sides in a little, 386 00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:10,878 I think you'll lose that wingy effect you have going now. 387 00:20:11,086 --> 00:20:11,879 Mom! 388 00:20:12,296 --> 00:20:14,464 Well, i'm just saying that with the shape of your face, 389 00:20:14,882 --> 00:20:16,967 You're not doing yourself any favors. Do you think 390 00:20:16,967 --> 00:20:19,595 You could go for one minute without being critical? 391 00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:20,762 What are you talking about? 392 00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:24,892 I have not said one word about your eye shadow yet. 393 00:20:27,978 --> 00:20:29,188 "i reject your negativity. 394 00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:31,481 I am as beautiful as i feel inside." 395 00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,362 Oh, it's you. 396 00:20:37,905 --> 00:20:39,615 Thank you for calling about my painting. 397 00:20:40,032 --> 00:20:41,325 I can't believe i forgot that. 398 00:20:41,617 --> 00:20:43,202 Yeah, i know it meant a lot to you. 399 00:20:48,707 --> 00:20:49,500 There's a hole in it. 400 00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:51,835 Yeah, i don't get modern art either. 401 00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:53,504 Okay, Edie ... 402 00:20:54,630 --> 00:20:56,298 I know that you're angry right now, but-- 403 00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:58,634 You think i'm angry? 404 00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:00,427 You should've seen Victor . 405 00:21:02,221 --> 00:21:02,721 What? 406 00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:04,598 Yeah, we had a little chat. 407 00:21:05,516 --> 00:21:07,809 Actually, he didn't believe that you were screwing his wife... 408 00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:10,229 Until i showed him some photos, 409 00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:12,898 And then he was just enraged. 410 00:21:13,899 --> 00:21:14,900 It was a little scary. 411 00:21:25,202 --> 00:21:26,203 For god sakes, Carlos , 412 00:21:26,203 --> 00:21:27,621 Am i gonna have to change this number? 413 00:21:28,038 --> 00:21:29,122 Victor knows. 414 00:21:29,623 --> 00:21:30,999 Knows what? Everything. 415 00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:32,709 Edie told him we're having an affair. 416 00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:35,921 No, that's impossible. He hasn't said a word. 417 00:21:36,213 --> 00:21:39,800 In fact, i've never seen him so s weet and attentive. 418 00:21:40,217 --> 00:21:41,510 It's an act! 419 00:21:42,219 --> 00:21:43,720 Edie said he was enraged. 420 00:21:43,929 --> 00:21:45,514 Well, if he's so mad at me, 421 00:21:45,597 --> 00:21:50,102 Why would he take me on a boat trip? He took you on a boat? 422 00:21:52,563 --> 00:21:54,773 Oh, crap. I think you need to get out of there. 423 00:21:55,274 --> 00:21:55,774 Gaby? 424 00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:02,364 I-i was just talking to... Bree. 425 00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:04,158 Oh. Oh, no, no. 426 00:22:05,159 --> 00:22:06,952 We agreed--total privacy. 427 00:22:09,955 --> 00:22:11,248 When we head home, you can have it back. 428 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:15,169 And you can talk to... Bree as much as you like. 429 00:22:29,558 --> 00:22:30,475 Can i get you something? 430 00:22:32,978 --> 00:22:33,979 No, i'm good. 431 00:22:37,441 --> 00:22:38,066 You okay? 432 00:22:39,568 --> 00:22:41,445 Uh, actually, i'm really cold. 433 00:22:41,945 --> 00:22:43,864 Maybe we should bail and do this another day. 434 00:22:44,448 --> 00:22:47,451 You know, when it's warmer. It'll warm up. 435 00:22:48,744 --> 00:22:52,164 Oh, okay, well, just in case, we should run back to shore 436 00:22:52,164 --> 00:22:53,373 So i can grab a jacket. 437 00:22:53,957 --> 00:22:54,666 Gaby... 438 00:22:56,502 --> 00:22:57,294 You're not going anywhere. 439 00:22:58,420 --> 00:22:59,213 I'm not? 440 00:22:59,505 --> 00:23:02,591 I know about everything--you, Carlos , the affair, everything. 441 00:23:05,093 --> 00:23:08,013 Okay. I am so sorry. 442 00:23:08,597 --> 00:23:10,015 But in my defense, 443 00:23:10,390 --> 00:23:11,391 You were always gone, 444 00:23:12,017 --> 00:23:15,812 And you knew how needy i was when you married me. 445 00:23:16,313 --> 00:23:19,107 That's it? That's all you have to say to me? 446 00:23:19,316 --> 00:23:22,402 Well, it'd be easier to talk if we were back on shore. 447 00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:32,120 What are you doing? 448 00:23:32,621 --> 00:23:33,914 It's bad enough you've betrayed me. 449 00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:37,417 Now i have to listen to your whining? 450 00:23:40,921 --> 00:23:41,922 I brought something for you. 451 00:23:51,390 --> 00:23:52,182 Gaby! 452 00:23:55,894 --> 00:23:56,603 Gaby! 453 00:23:57,604 --> 00:23:58,522 Gaby! 454 00:24:08,949 --> 00:24:09,324 What's that? 455 00:24:10,826 --> 00:24:12,244 Everything i know about your father-- 456 00:24:13,328 --> 00:24:15,247 Date of birth, his mother's name, 457 00:24:15,956 --> 00:24:16,957 Last known address. 458 00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:19,751 It's everything you need to find him. 459 00:24:24,339 --> 00:24:25,048 Thank you. 460 00:24:29,344 --> 00:24:30,137 Before you take this... 461 00:24:32,639 --> 00:24:34,141 You have to promise me something. 462 00:24:38,937 --> 00:24:39,438 Okay. 463 00:24:40,939 --> 00:24:42,065 You c Ann ot bring him here... 464 00:24:44,234 --> 00:24:45,736 Or even tell him where i am. 465 00:24:47,029 --> 00:24:47,654 Why? 466 00:24:49,156 --> 00:24:50,824 The last time that i saw your father, 467 00:24:51,450 --> 00:24:53,160 It was to tell him that i was leaving him, 468 00:24:53,744 --> 00:24:55,746 And i was taking you with me. 469 00:24:59,249 --> 00:25:02,252 He, uh, he always liked to s lap me around a little bit. 470 00:25:04,254 --> 00:25:06,048 But that night was... 471 00:25:10,636 --> 00:25:11,637 Unimaginable. 472 00:25:12,179 --> 00:25:13,388 I don't remember everything. 473 00:25:13,472 --> 00:25:15,974 I-i was in pretty bad shape by the end of it. 474 00:25:17,184 --> 00:25:19,895 But once he was done 475 00:25:19,895 --> 00:25:21,688 Slamming my face into the wall, 476 00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:25,400 He started choking me, 477 00:25:26,276 --> 00:25:27,694 And he kept screaming 478 00:25:27,903 --> 00:25:29,780 That he was gonna kill me. 479 00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:32,866 And the last thought 480 00:25:32,866 --> 00:25:33,867 That i had... 481 00:25:38,997 --> 00:25:41,500 Was what would happen to you if i died. 482 00:25:47,089 --> 00:25:48,674 So you can't tell him where i am. 483 00:25:51,468 --> 00:25:52,302 You just can't. 484 00:26:01,478 --> 00:26:03,605 Maybe you can talk to my tea Cher Tom orrow... 485 00:26:04,690 --> 00:26:06,984 And have her give me another assignment. 486 00:26:09,903 --> 00:26:10,696 Thank you. 487 00:26:35,512 --> 00:26:37,514 I told you, if you're gonna have a tree house... 488 00:26:37,514 --> 00:26:38,932 You've gotta keep it clean. 489 00:26:45,647 --> 00:26:48,233 Here. Take these and dump them by the front door. 490 00:26:48,525 --> 00:26:51,028 Hey, what the hell are you doing?! 491 00:26:54,114 --> 00:26:55,532 Mom, hurry. Get out of the car. 492 00:27:00,412 --> 00:27:03,248 No, no, no. You are not leaving those here. 493 00:27:03,749 --> 00:27:04,416 Hi, mom. 494 00:27:04,917 --> 00:27:06,543 Take her away. Unh-unh, Lynette . 495 00:27:06,543 --> 00:27:08,420 You may have been able to strong-arm the weak one, 496 00:27:08,420 --> 00:27:10,130 But not me. I'm not weak! 497 00:27:10,214 --> 00:27:12,049 Then why did you call me? Get out of our way. Lucy, 498 00:27:12,049 --> 00:27:13,217 Every fight we have ever had 499 00:27:13,217 --> 00:27:15,135 Has ended with my foot on your neck. 500 00:27:15,135 --> 00:27:17,346 I guarantee that this one's gonna end the same way, too. 501 00:27:20,224 --> 00:27:21,350 Maybe we should talk inside. 502 00:27:45,374 --> 00:27:47,876 I'm often asked why the torah tells us 503 00:27:48,252 --> 00:27:51,755 That a child must be circumcised on the eighth day of his life. 504 00:27:52,589 --> 00:27:55,384 Some say that's how long it takes to get a decent caterer. 505 00:28:04,268 --> 00:28:05,853 What a lovely ceremony. 506 00:28:06,770 --> 00:28:08,063 I'm deborah's friend Bree . 507 00:28:08,772 --> 00:28:11,984 I have what may strike you as a very odd request. 508 00:28:12,276 --> 00:28:13,861 Trust me, it won't be one i haven't heard. 509 00:28:15,487 --> 00:28:16,655 Do you think, while you're here, 510 00:28:16,655 --> 00:28:19,575 Do could do a bris for my baby, too? 511 00:28:20,659 --> 00:28:22,077 Okay, new one. 512 00:28:22,661 --> 00:28:23,370 Good for you. 513 00:28:23,954 --> 00:28:27,374 I know it might seem tacky piggybacking on deborah's bris, 514 00:28:27,374 --> 00:28:30,878 But... We could do it in the den very quietly. 515 00:28:31,587 --> 00:28:33,589 Uh, well, as we just saw, 516 00:28:33,589 --> 00:28:35,674 There's so such thing as a quiet bris. 517 00:28:36,592 --> 00:28:37,885 You said your name was Bree ? 518 00:28:37,926 --> 00:28:39,428 Yes, Bree Hodge ... 519 00:28:41,513 --> 00:28:42,598 Born rabinowitz. 520 00:28:42,931 --> 00:28:45,726 Huh. I wouldn't have taken you for jewish. 521 00:28:45,809 --> 00:28:48,604 I should only have a Nickel for every time i've heard that. 522 00:28:49,813 --> 00:28:51,023 Don't you want a proper bris 523 00:28:51,023 --> 00:28:53,734 With your friends and family there? I would love that, 524 00:28:53,734 --> 00:28:57,613 But my husband Orson -- big, stubborn, goy. 525 00:28:58,030 --> 00:28:59,531 He says we should do nothing 526 00:29:00,115 --> 00:29:01,909 And let the child decide when he's grown. 527 00:29:03,118 --> 00:29:05,996 We don't pick our parents-- we should pick our religion? 528 00:29:06,622 --> 00:29:07,998 I wouldn't feel right doing this 529 00:29:07,998 --> 00:29:09,416 Without speaking to your husband. 530 00:29:09,625 --> 00:29:11,793 Well, he's out of town, and... 531 00:29:13,212 --> 00:29:15,923 Our Benjamin is 8 days old today. 532 00:29:16,715 --> 00:29:17,925 And if i don't do this, 533 00:29:18,133 --> 00:29:19,718 My grandma... 534 00:29:21,428 --> 00:29:22,095 Tzeitel... 535 00:29:23,013 --> 00:29:25,432 Will never forgive me, may she rest in peace. 536 00:29:26,308 --> 00:29:28,810 You realize that this is a covenant? 537 00:29:29,394 --> 00:29:31,104 That whatever your husband says, 538 00:29:31,313 --> 00:29:32,523 You are promising 539 00:29:32,606 --> 00:29:35,234 To raise your child as a devout jew? 540 00:29:38,111 --> 00:29:39,696 I swear to you before god 541 00:29:40,030 --> 00:29:43,408 That this child will be as devout a jew as i am. 542 00:29:51,375 --> 00:29:54,461 Hey, where have you been? I woke up, and you were gone. 543 00:29:55,045 --> 00:29:56,547 Oh, we had a very busy day. 544 00:29:56,547 --> 00:29:58,048 We dropped off the dry cleaning, 545 00:29:58,048 --> 00:30:00,676 We deposited money into our christmas account, 546 00:30:00,676 --> 00:30:02,344 And then we got circumcised. 547 00:30:05,764 --> 00:30:06,765 You did what?! 548 00:30:08,559 --> 00:30:11,061 It's just a little unsightly foreskin. He'll never miss it. 549 00:30:11,436 --> 00:30:13,647 So why stop there? Why--why not cut off his testicles? 550 00:30:13,647 --> 00:30:16,775 You obviously have no problem going after mine. Orson. 551 00:30:16,775 --> 00:30:18,151 Well, what do you call it, Bree ? 552 00:30:19,069 --> 00:30:21,572 Going behind my back, ignoring my feelings on this? 553 00:30:21,572 --> 00:30:23,448 I gave them very serious consideration. 554 00:30:23,448 --> 00:30:25,576 But it's my blood running in his veins, 555 00:30:25,576 --> 00:30:27,244 Which ultimately makes it my decision. 556 00:30:29,163 --> 00:30:30,247 Your blood? 557 00:30:33,041 --> 00:30:34,042 So who am i to Benjamin ? 558 00:30:35,961 --> 00:30:37,546 A friendly uncle? A male nanny? 559 00:30:38,046 --> 00:30:38,839 Of course not. 560 00:30:39,256 --> 00:30:40,465 Then why do you treat me 561 00:30:40,465 --> 00:30:42,342 Like i'm anything less than his father? 562 00:30:43,260 --> 00:30:44,344 I mean, haven't i earned that 563 00:30:44,344 --> 00:30:46,138 During the course of our little hoax? 564 00:30:46,471 --> 00:30:49,349 I lied for you. I-i risked public humiliation. 565 00:30:49,349 --> 00:30:52,144 I do everything but strap on the pregnancy harness myself. 566 00:30:53,061 --> 00:30:54,062 I know that. 567 00:30:55,898 --> 00:30:58,692 I see myself as Benjamin 's father. 568 00:31:00,611 --> 00:31:02,404 I need to know if you see me that way, too. 569 00:31:08,202 --> 00:31:09,995 I know how much you love Benjamin . 570 00:31:13,707 --> 00:31:14,291 I guess... 571 00:31:16,210 --> 00:31:17,419 I guess i just have to remember 572 00:31:17,503 --> 00:31:20,214 That it's love that makes us a family and not blood. 573 00:31:36,813 --> 00:31:40,192 Your son would like you to hold him. 574 00:31:49,993 --> 00:31:52,579 By the way, his hebrew name is Simcha . 575 00:31:54,414 --> 00:31:55,290 I'll explain later. 576 00:32:04,258 --> 00:32:06,051 Oh, Carlos , thank god you're here. 577 00:32:07,261 --> 00:32:08,136 Where is he? Where's Victor ? 578 00:32:09,137 --> 00:32:10,931 Well, i-i clubbed him and knocked him overboard. 579 00:32:12,850 --> 00:32:13,725 He's in the ocean?! 580 00:32:14,059 --> 00:32:16,144 He was going to kill me! He had a gun. 581 00:32:16,436 --> 00:32:17,855 Okay, okay, let me think. 582 00:32:19,648 --> 00:32:22,025 You saw him in the water. I mean, he's not dead, right? 583 00:32:22,442 --> 00:32:24,152 No, he's mad, but he wasn't dead. 584 00:32:24,528 --> 00:32:26,321 So then we'll send someone out there to fish him out. 585 00:32:26,947 --> 00:32:28,824 We'll call the police, show 'em the gun 586 00:32:29,324 --> 00:32:30,450 And tell that 'em that it was self-defense. 587 00:32:30,450 --> 00:32:31,243 You still have the gun? 588 00:32:38,834 --> 00:32:39,334 It's in there. 589 00:32:45,632 --> 00:32:48,051 Well, maybe he wanted it to muffle the gun. 590 00:32:49,845 --> 00:32:51,221 There is no gun. 591 00:32:54,141 --> 00:32:54,725 Ice pick? 592 00:32:56,935 --> 00:32:58,645 What are you doing? I'm calling the coast guard. 593 00:32:58,729 --> 00:33:00,939 And tell them what, i knocked my husband overboard 594 00:33:00,939 --> 00:33:02,649 Because he was coming after me with a sweater? 595 00:33:04,443 --> 00:33:05,736 No, come on. We gotta go back out there. 596 00:33:08,030 --> 00:33:09,740 Guys, i can't be any clearer on this. 597 00:33:09,740 --> 00:33:13,327 I am not taking her back. It's your turn, simple as that. 598 00:33:13,577 --> 00:33:14,495 I've had her for four months. 599 00:33:14,495 --> 00:33:16,371 I also had cancer for four months, 600 00:33:16,497 --> 00:33:18,999 And if i could've asked one of them to leave, 601 00:33:18,999 --> 00:33:22,878 I'm not sure which i would've picked. Oh, four months, boohoo. 602 00:33:23,003 --> 00:33:24,087 I had her for a year, 603 00:33:24,171 --> 00:33:26,673 And that was the year she joined the gin of the month club. 604 00:33:26,965 --> 00:33:28,467 I don't have any room for her. 605 00:33:28,467 --> 00:33:30,969 I already have seven people in four bedrooms. 606 00:33:30,969 --> 00:33:34,097 There it is-- the "i have a family" card. Congratulations. 607 00:33:34,097 --> 00:33:34,973 You can reproduce. 608 00:33:34,973 --> 00:33:36,266 We're all thrilled for you. 609 00:33:37,476 --> 00:33:38,977 Why can't you take her? 610 00:33:38,977 --> 00:33:41,688 You are in that huge house all by yourself 611 00:33:41,772 --> 00:33:44,399 That you got from the divorce. Dave and i are just separated. 612 00:33:44,566 --> 00:33:46,401 There's a good chance that he's moving back in, 613 00:33:46,568 --> 00:33:48,987 But not if mom is living there. Well, 614 00:33:48,987 --> 00:33:50,989 We can't just throw her out on the street. 615 00:33:51,365 --> 00:33:51,990 I can. 616 00:33:53,867 --> 00:33:54,576 My therapist said 617 00:33:54,576 --> 00:33:57,371 It's time for me to be a little more "lydia-centric." 618 00:33:59,581 --> 00:34:01,667 I really w Ann a meet this jackass. 619 00:34:02,376 --> 00:34:05,087 Okay, we all have our excuses, 620 00:34:05,379 --> 00:34:07,589 But we gotta figure something out. 621 00:34:07,589 --> 00:34:09,174 Come on. She is our mother. 622 00:34:09,967 --> 00:34:10,676 Is she? 623 00:34:12,302 --> 00:34:14,680 She never acted like one, not that i can remember. 624 00:34:14,888 --> 00:34:16,890 I remember she showed up drunk to my graduation, 625 00:34:16,890 --> 00:34:18,183 Wearing a housecoat. 626 00:34:18,392 --> 00:34:20,394 Okay, but the point is, she went. 627 00:34:21,019 --> 00:34:22,020 Remember that one christmas? 628 00:34:22,646 --> 00:34:26,108 And we came down, and there was mom under the tree, 629 00:34:26,441 --> 00:34:28,819 Passed out drunk in the middle of all of our unwrapped toys. 630 00:34:28,819 --> 00:34:31,113 My raggedy Ann smelled like peppermint schnapps. 631 00:34:31,113 --> 00:34:34,241 Okay, she wasn't perfect, clearly. 632 00:34:34,241 --> 00:34:36,118 But she gave birth to us. 633 00:34:36,118 --> 00:34:39,413 We owe her our lives, and now that she needs us, 634 00:34:39,413 --> 00:34:41,331 We can't just turn our back on her. 635 00:34:41,915 --> 00:34:44,334 I know i'm supposed to feel guilty, but i don't. 636 00:34:44,835 --> 00:34:45,627 I don't either. 637 00:34:48,422 --> 00:34:51,341 It's like you're saying you don't care about her. 638 00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:55,512 At all? 639 00:34:59,808 --> 00:35:01,018 And i don't under Stan d that. 640 00:35:01,810 --> 00:35:04,146 Well... If you care so much, 641 00:35:04,146 --> 00:35:08,025 Then the answer to the problem is sorta obvious, isn't it? 642 00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:12,321 We can help with money. 643 00:35:13,822 --> 00:35:15,407 I can send you $100 a month. 644 00:35:22,706 --> 00:35:23,207 I don't need your money. 645 00:35:23,207 --> 00:35:25,417 I can take care of my mother all by myself. 646 00:35:27,836 --> 00:35:28,921 Lynette... 647 00:35:29,254 --> 00:35:30,255 Here's how you can help-- 648 00:35:30,547 --> 00:35:32,758 Don'tvisit for the next few years, 649 00:35:33,550 --> 00:35:35,177 Cause it seems fairly likely 650 00:35:35,177 --> 00:35:37,471 I won't have stopped hating you by then. 651 00:35:41,350 --> 00:35:43,477 I guess that's her way of asking us to leave. 652 00:35:45,270 --> 00:35:46,772 Mom, where's grandma going? 653 00:35:47,356 --> 00:35:48,148 Going? 654 00:36:05,082 --> 00:36:05,666 Wait. 655 00:36:07,167 --> 00:36:07,751 What's that? 656 00:36:08,585 --> 00:36:09,378 Gaby! 657 00:36:13,465 --> 00:36:14,967 Here. Sit him here. 658 00:36:21,765 --> 00:36:22,766 You tried to kill me. 659 00:36:24,184 --> 00:36:25,477 Well, i came back for you, didn't i? 660 00:36:26,478 --> 00:36:29,273 What were you thinking?! Well, i thought you were trying to kill me. 661 00:36:29,273 --> 00:36:30,983 I was just trying to talk to you, 662 00:36:32,150 --> 00:36:33,569 See if we still had a chance. 663 00:36:35,070 --> 00:36:36,655 I see that you're still screwing this guy. 664 00:36:37,906 --> 00:36:39,491 And what the hell is he doing on my boat?! 665 00:36:39,491 --> 00:36:41,410 You mean, besides saving your life? 666 00:36:42,202 --> 00:36:43,412 That was a big mistake, buddy. 667 00:36:45,330 --> 00:36:46,206 Oh, right. 668 00:36:46,915 --> 00:36:48,208 Yeah, you're the guy that said 669 00:36:48,292 --> 00:36:49,710 If anyone messed with your woman, 670 00:36:50,419 --> 00:36:52,504 That you'd use your money to make 'em disappear. 671 00:36:53,797 --> 00:36:55,007 But right now it's just you and me. 672 00:36:56,008 --> 00:36:58,218 So how tough are you without your a.t.m. Card? 673 00:37:03,223 --> 00:37:04,099 That's what i figured. 674 00:37:06,810 --> 00:37:07,603 Aah! Victor! 675 00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:09,313 Oh, my god! 676 00:37:11,690 --> 00:37:13,817 Victor! Oh! Oh, my god! 677 00:37:14,401 --> 00:37:15,319 Come on. Get up! Hey. Hey. 678 00:37:15,319 --> 00:37:16,695 Get up. I wanna see the look on your face 679 00:37:16,695 --> 00:37:17,613 When the knife goes in. 680 00:37:25,913 --> 00:37:27,331 Oh, i'm getting pretty good at that. 681 00:37:29,124 --> 00:37:30,918 Okay, let's pull him back in again. 682 00:37:31,210 --> 00:37:32,211 What, are you crazy?! Oh, 683 00:37:32,211 --> 00:37:34,296 We'll just tie him up so he doesn't cause any trouble. 684 00:37:34,296 --> 00:37:34,922 Victor! 685 00:37:38,509 --> 00:37:40,928 Where'd he go? Victor! 686 00:37:41,220 --> 00:37:43,430 Victor! Victor! 687 00:37:59,655 --> 00:38:01,240 Maybe we should go back out and look some more. 688 00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:03,242 We looked for six hours. He's gone. 689 00:38:07,371 --> 00:38:08,455 Oh, my god. We killed him. 690 00:38:09,039 --> 00:38:10,332 It was self-defense, right? 691 00:38:10,958 --> 00:38:12,960 I mean, he was trying to kill us. We can't prove that. 692 00:38:16,046 --> 00:38:17,339 This is bad, Gaby . 693 00:38:19,466 --> 00:38:21,051 Oh, when people find out we were on that boat with him, it... 694 00:38:24,471 --> 00:38:25,347 Maybe they won't. 695 00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:27,266 What do you mean? 696 00:38:27,933 --> 00:38:29,852 No one but you knows i was with Victor . 697 00:38:31,144 --> 00:38:32,563 I'll say he went out alone. 698 00:38:34,147 --> 00:38:35,440 I told him i was leaving him, 699 00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:37,651 And he was depressed, suic Ida l even. 700 00:38:37,860 --> 00:38:38,861 Only one problem-- 701 00:38:40,362 --> 00:38:41,155 The boat's right here. 702 00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:44,950 Then maybe the boat needs to go back out... 703 00:38:46,451 --> 00:38:47,161 Alone. 704 00:39:08,515 --> 00:39:10,684 Whatever you're thinking, i can explain. 705 00:39:11,185 --> 00:39:13,395 I'm thinking that you're a drug addict and a liar, 706 00:39:13,812 --> 00:39:16,607 So say something that's not that. Susan, listen-- 707 00:39:16,607 --> 00:39:18,692 Is it so horrible living with me? 708 00:39:18,692 --> 00:39:20,694 I mean, do i make you so miserable 709 00:39:20,694 --> 00:39:23,614 That you can't even face me without numbing the pain? 710 00:39:24,281 --> 00:39:25,407 Of course not. 711 00:39:26,783 --> 00:39:27,576 I love you. 712 00:39:27,993 --> 00:39:30,078 Well, if you did, you wouldn't be doing this! 713 00:39:30,787 --> 00:39:33,415 I mean, my god, Mike , we have a baby on the way! 714 00:39:36,293 --> 00:39:37,294 Can i say something now? 715 00:39:37,294 --> 00:39:40,714 Sure, go ahead. Oh, should i look you in the eyes? 716 00:39:41,298 --> 00:39:43,091 Does it make it easier for you to lie? 717 00:39:44,301 --> 00:39:45,511 I didn't tell you... 718 00:39:46,011 --> 00:39:48,680 About the pills 'cause i didn't want you to feel guilty. 719 00:39:50,098 --> 00:39:50,974 Me feel guilty? 720 00:39:51,183 --> 00:39:51,808 Yeah. 721 00:39:52,601 --> 00:39:54,686 When i put in that water heater for McCluskey , 722 00:39:55,896 --> 00:39:56,188 I really wrenched my shoulder, 723 00:39:56,188 --> 00:39:58,899 And the doctor told me i should take a break, but i didn't 724 00:39:59,483 --> 00:40:01,985 Because that was the day we found out you were pregnant. 725 00:40:02,402 --> 00:40:03,987 And from then on, all i have heard about 726 00:40:04,029 --> 00:40:07,950 Are car seats and strollers and $10,000 preschools. 727 00:40:08,951 --> 00:40:09,618 You know, it didn't seem like 728 00:40:09,618 --> 00:40:11,245 A really good time for me to quit working. 729 00:40:13,121 --> 00:40:15,541 Mike, we don't need any of that stuff. 730 00:40:17,334 --> 00:40:17,918 Yeah. 731 00:40:18,627 --> 00:40:20,629 You say that now. 732 00:40:21,255 --> 00:40:23,757 But when Benjamin Hodge is in harvard, 733 00:40:24,049 --> 00:40:26,343 And our kid's just a plumber like his dad... 734 00:40:32,349 --> 00:40:33,851 I just want to be able to give him 735 00:40:34,226 --> 00:40:35,644 The advantages i never got. 736 00:40:38,438 --> 00:40:40,023 God, the only advantage he needs 737 00:40:40,023 --> 00:40:42,818 Is to have a healthy dad who's not doing this. 738 00:40:46,655 --> 00:40:47,239 You're right. 739 00:40:50,617 --> 00:40:52,744 I get it. Okay? 740 00:40:54,746 --> 00:40:55,455 I'm done. 741 00:40:58,834 --> 00:41:01,545 I w Ann a believe you. It's just... 742 00:41:02,546 --> 00:41:03,839 That addicts are good at lying. 743 00:41:05,841 --> 00:41:06,425 Yeah. 744 00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:09,219 All right... 745 00:41:10,220 --> 00:41:10,929 How about this? 746 00:41:26,487 --> 00:41:27,488 You believe me now? 747 00:41:30,282 --> 00:41:31,074 Thank you. 748 00:41:35,162 --> 00:41:36,163 Deception-- 749 00:41:36,497 --> 00:41:39,291 You find it in all the best homes. 750 00:41:42,169 --> 00:41:45,797 Parents rely on it when dealing with inquisitive children... 751 00:41:50,260 --> 00:41:54,598 Women use it to help keep secrets--big and small. 752 00:41:58,477 --> 00:41:59,561 Lovers need it 753 00:42:00,395 --> 00:42:03,565 To cover up inconvenient accidents. 754 00:42:06,777 --> 00:42:09,071 Why do people resort to deception? 755 00:42:13,075 --> 00:42:15,160 Because it's a handy tool 756 00:42:16,662 --> 00:42:17,996 That helps get us 757 00:42:19,790 --> 00:42:22,876 Exactly what we'relooking for.