1 00:00:01,630 --> 00:00:04,091 MARY ALICE: Previously on Desperate Housewives. 2 00:00:04,133 --> 00:00:08,012 Danielle had her baby on Halloween. 3 00:00:08,054 --> 00:00:10,056 You said my father didn't care about me. 4 00:00:10,097 --> 00:00:12,350 Katherine revealed a secret. 5 00:00:12,391 --> 00:00:15,770 I want you to imagine the worst thing that a father can do to his daughter. 6 00:00:15,811 --> 00:00:17,520 Lynette got great news. 7 00:00:17,562 --> 00:00:20,148 I got the test results back. You're clean. 8 00:00:20,190 --> 00:00:22,650 While Mike tried to ease his pain. 9 00:00:23,985 --> 00:00:25,904 - Victor... - You know what my dream is? 10 00:00:25,945 --> 00:00:27,530 ... reached out to Gabby. 11 00:00:27,572 --> 00:00:32,243 You. Don't run away, Gabby. And if you do, take me with you. 12 00:00:32,285 --> 00:00:34,788 And Edie got revenge. 13 00:00:34,829 --> 00:00:39,250 Don't take it all out on Gabby. Carlos decided to make a fool out of you. 14 00:00:45,673 --> 00:00:48,550 The thing you need to know about Victor Lang 15 00:00:48,592 --> 00:00:52,262 is that he was not above using deception. 16 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:56,350 Whether it was an insincere promise to a campaign donor, 17 00:00:57,184 --> 00:01:00,229 or the artful evasion of a reporter's question. 18 00:01:01,355 --> 00:01:04,691 Or an outright lie to his constituents. 19 00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:08,486 Victor did what he had to, to get what he wanted. 20 00:01:09,404 --> 00:01:12,115 But thanks to some compromising photos, 21 00:01:12,156 --> 00:01:17,662 he learned that his wife knew a little something about deception as well. 22 00:01:17,704 --> 00:01:19,455 (DOOR OPENING) 23 00:01:21,708 --> 00:01:23,543 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 24 00:01:28,213 --> 00:01:30,590 For the last time, Carlos, stop calling me! 25 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:34,011 - I told you, I just want to talk. - And I told you it's over. 26 00:01:34,052 --> 00:01:36,722 So, what? You're just gonna go back to that chicken-lipped albino? 27 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:39,224 I don't know. I'm taking it one day at a time. 28 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:41,518 But what I can say about Victor is he doesn't lie to me 29 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:43,228 about how much money he's got. 30 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:45,272 Look, I said I was sorry. 31 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:50,861 Oh, that's great. Yeah, well, I gotta go, Bree. 32 00:01:51,570 --> 00:01:53,070 It's Bree. 33 00:01:55,239 --> 00:01:59,160 Okay. So I just informed my staff that I'm taking the next month off 34 00:01:59,243 --> 00:02:01,245 to give my wife the honeymoon she always wanted. 35 00:02:01,287 --> 00:02:03,539 That's amazing! Where should we go? 36 00:02:03,581 --> 00:02:05,583 Well, I left some travel magazines in the bedroom. 37 00:02:05,624 --> 00:02:08,961 - Why don't you go get them? - Oh. 38 00:02:21,306 --> 00:02:25,352 Oh, my God, Victor. A month in Rio sounds like heaven, doesn't it? 39 00:02:25,477 --> 00:02:27,562 Oh, it does. Let's do it. 40 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:31,358 Hey, why don't we kick off our reconciliation 41 00:02:31,399 --> 00:02:33,526 with a little weekend on the boat? 42 00:02:33,568 --> 00:02:35,945 That's so romantic! I love that. 43 00:02:36,029 --> 00:02:39,074 Yeah, just you and me all alone, out in the middle of the ocean. 44 00:02:39,324 --> 00:02:41,492 - The girls are going to be so jealous. - Oh, no, no, no. 45 00:02:41,533 --> 00:02:45,704 Let's not tell anyone we're going. It'll be our little secret. 46 00:02:46,872 --> 00:02:52,878 Yes. Victor was not above using deception to get what he wanted. 47 00:02:53,087 --> 00:02:57,633 And what he wanted now was revenge. 48 00:03:09,811 --> 00:03:15,024 The next day on Wisteria Lane began with a bit of deceit. 49 00:03:15,066 --> 00:03:16,859 Bree Hodge told her friends 50 00:03:16,901 --> 00:03:21,447 she had given birth in the middle of the night to a beautiful baby boy. 51 00:03:21,489 --> 00:03:26,202 And thanks to the healthy lungs of Benjamin Tyson Hodge, 52 00:03:26,244 --> 00:03:32,290 it didn't take long for Bree's friends to engage in some deceit of their own. 53 00:03:32,332 --> 00:03:35,085 Well, he's just a little piece of heaven! 54 00:03:35,127 --> 00:03:36,962 You're so blessed! 55 00:03:37,629 --> 00:03:39,423 Makes me want to have another one myself! 56 00:03:39,464 --> 00:03:41,842 Orson, you better take Benjamin to the other room 57 00:03:41,883 --> 00:03:45,178 - before my friends run out of lies. - No. 58 00:03:45,220 --> 00:03:48,890 They don't appreciate a healthy pair of lungs, that's all, huh? 59 00:03:48,932 --> 00:03:50,183 Come on, Benjamin. 60 00:03:50,225 --> 00:03:52,435 Hey, Lynette, you tell everyone your news? 61 00:03:52,476 --> 00:03:54,478 No, this is about the baby. 62 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:57,023 - Wait. Did you have that final scan? - Did you hear something? 63 00:03:57,064 --> 00:03:58,190 Well, the results are back, 64 00:03:58,232 --> 00:04:00,735 and while you can never actually say you're cured... 65 00:04:00,776 --> 00:04:02,361 She's cured! 66 00:04:04,739 --> 00:04:09,702 I have to get checked every six months, but yes, the doctor is very optimistic. 67 00:04:09,744 --> 00:04:13,748 Hey, what the hell is all this racket? Someone win the lotto? 68 00:04:13,831 --> 00:04:17,459 Oh, I was just telling everybody the good news about my 69 00:04:20,086 --> 00:04:21,921 cancer. 70 00:04:21,963 --> 00:04:28,094 Hey, congrats. I'm a survivor myself. Prostate. Oh, muffins. 71 00:04:28,219 --> 00:04:30,930 Hey, show some class, introduce yourself. 72 00:04:30,972 --> 00:04:32,474 Hi, I'm Stan. 73 00:04:36,102 --> 00:04:38,563 Is that my robe? 74 00:04:38,605 --> 00:04:40,606 Yeah, sorry. 75 00:04:40,689 --> 00:04:43,400 If I knew when I walked into that card club last night 76 00:04:43,442 --> 00:04:46,070 that I would be going home with this lovely lady, 77 00:04:46,111 --> 00:04:49,448 I'd have packed me a change of clothes. 78 00:04:52,117 --> 00:04:56,080 Okay, I get it. We'll get out of your hair. 79 00:04:56,121 --> 00:04:58,290 Come on, handsome. Let's take a shower. 80 00:04:58,332 --> 00:04:59,708 (EX CLAIMS) 81 00:05:05,838 --> 00:05:07,632 SUSAN: Mike, how long are you gonna be? 82 00:05:07,674 --> 00:05:10,677 We've gotta get this food over to Bree's before it gets cold. 83 00:05:10,718 --> 00:05:12,887 You know, Susan, I don't feel like going over there tonight. 84 00:05:12,929 --> 00:05:14,722 Can't you just drop it off? 85 00:05:14,764 --> 00:05:16,474 No, they just had a baby. 86 00:05:16,516 --> 00:05:20,019 We're going to "ooh," we're going to "ahh," then we're going to eat. 87 00:05:20,061 --> 00:05:24,107 But I'm tired. I worked all day, I've got a job first thing in the morning. 88 00:05:24,148 --> 00:05:26,901 There's no way out of it, Mike. Just put on your game face, 89 00:05:26,943 --> 00:05:31,780 and meet me downstairs. This is what we do in the suburbs. 90 00:05:36,785 --> 00:05:40,330 Yes, the suburbs. 91 00:05:44,835 --> 00:05:47,963 And how does Danielle like her baby brother? 92 00:05:48,005 --> 00:05:49,798 Oh, she adores him. 93 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:53,384 She just felt terrible that she had to leave for school so soon. 94 00:05:53,426 --> 00:05:56,512 Speaking of which, we have some extra preschool applications 95 00:05:56,554 --> 00:05:58,264 if the two of you are interested. 96 00:05:58,305 --> 00:06:01,392 Isn't it a little early to be talking preschools? She just got pregnant. 97 00:06:01,434 --> 00:06:03,477 Our baby still looks like a seahorse. 98 00:06:03,519 --> 00:06:06,480 Oh, honey, you'd be surprised how fast the best schools fill up. 99 00:06:06,522 --> 00:06:08,816 And only the best for our kid, right? 100 00:06:08,858 --> 00:06:13,029 Start saving your pennies. Bonny Briar's up to $ 10,000 a year. 101 00:06:13,404 --> 00:06:18,408 $ 10,000 for used Legos and a potty chair? 102 00:06:18,450 --> 00:06:19,951 And you'd better apply now. 103 00:06:19,993 --> 00:06:22,537 Debbie Gottlieb had her baby the same day I did, 104 00:06:22,579 --> 00:06:26,374 and she could only get waitlisted at her first three choices. 105 00:06:26,416 --> 00:06:29,210 Oh, by the way, we're invited to her bris this Saturday. 106 00:06:29,252 --> 00:06:30,879 Well, make an excuse for me. 107 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:33,423 - I thought you liked Debbie and Lou. - Yeah, I do. 108 00:06:33,631 --> 00:06:37,218 I just don't care to watch them ritually mutilate their child. 109 00:06:37,260 --> 00:06:40,220 More mu shu, please. 110 00:06:40,262 --> 00:06:41,638 Circumcision is not mutilation. 111 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:45,851 It's a simple surgery meant to promote lifelong masculine hygiene. 112 00:06:45,893 --> 00:06:49,730 It's a traumatic procedure which reduces the male's capacity 113 00:06:49,772 --> 00:06:52,316 for sexual pleasure by desensitising the tip of... 114 00:06:52,358 --> 00:06:54,109 We know what it is. 115 00:06:56,695 --> 00:07:02,284 Gee, I don't think I've ever heard such strong opinions on the subject. 116 00:07:02,326 --> 00:07:06,704 I mean, not that it's something I talk about a lot or ever. 117 00:07:07,955 --> 00:07:09,874 I hope I didn't offend you. 118 00:07:09,916 --> 00:07:13,252 I haven't heard a word since "$ 10,000." 119 00:07:13,670 --> 00:07:17,548 It's just that I remember my own circumcision so vividly. 120 00:07:20,009 --> 00:07:21,636 Oh, that's ridiculous. 121 00:07:21,678 --> 00:07:26,057 My parents disagreed on this issue, too. My dad said, "No." 122 00:07:26,099 --> 00:07:32,270 So Mother just bided her time until he finally left town on business. I was five. 123 00:07:33,146 --> 00:07:34,731 - Whoa. - Ouch. 124 00:07:35,357 --> 00:07:38,151 She told me we were going for ice cream. 125 00:07:40,445 --> 00:07:44,574 That's why the procedure should be done on babies, they won't remember. 126 00:07:44,616 --> 00:07:48,745 Now can we please just drop this? 127 00:07:52,039 --> 00:07:57,086 So Susan, you mentioned something about bringing dessert. What is it? 128 00:07:58,671 --> 00:08:00,047 Ice cream. 129 00:08:02,341 --> 00:08:03,592 Sorry. 130 00:08:08,723 --> 00:08:11,183 Oh, so you found the chocolate sauce? 131 00:08:11,225 --> 00:08:13,436 Oh, yeah. It's right here. 132 00:08:13,811 --> 00:08:15,103 Is everything okay? 133 00:08:15,145 --> 00:08:17,105 Oh, yeah, I was just taking a couple of aspirin. 134 00:08:17,147 --> 00:08:19,065 I hope Orson's rant didn't give you a headache. 135 00:08:19,107 --> 00:08:22,485 Oh, no. I've just still got a little pain from my accident. That's all. 136 00:08:22,527 --> 00:08:24,362 Still? That was nearly two years ago. 137 00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:28,283 It's just a twinge every now and then. Aspirin does the trick. 138 00:08:44,798 --> 00:08:46,884 VICTOR: No, no, no. I'll get that. 139 00:08:47,468 --> 00:08:49,678 I thought you kept your boat at the yacht club. 140 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:53,349 I wanted to leave from here. This way we avoid the congestion at the marina. 141 00:08:53,390 --> 00:08:54,641 Where's the crew? 142 00:08:54,683 --> 00:08:56,894 There's no crew. I let them go. 143 00:08:56,935 --> 00:09:01,315 What? Who's gonna bring us umbrella drinks and salute us when we walk by? 144 00:09:01,357 --> 00:09:03,858 Just consider me your one-man navy. 145 00:09:04,317 --> 00:09:06,361 So you're going to drive this thing by yourself? 146 00:09:06,402 --> 00:09:09,072 You can help. Didn't that captain give you lessons last summer? 147 00:09:09,113 --> 00:09:10,531 Oh, that's right. 148 00:09:10,573 --> 00:09:13,951 Those two boring hours I'll never get back. 149 00:09:13,993 --> 00:09:17,872 Well, the good news is, this trip will be anything but boring. 150 00:09:29,091 --> 00:09:31,301 - Hey. - Hi. 151 00:09:31,385 --> 00:09:34,054 We need to talk about this Stan thing. 152 00:09:34,429 --> 00:09:36,556 Oh, is that his name... Stan? 153 00:09:36,598 --> 00:09:39,726 When he left, I just sort of said, "See you." 154 00:09:41,311 --> 00:09:43,855 Well, it got me thinking about how much 155 00:09:43,897 --> 00:09:46,483 you've had to put your life on hold these past few months. 156 00:09:46,525 --> 00:09:48,652 No big deal. 157 00:09:48,694 --> 00:09:52,822 No, it was a big deal. You have taken amazing care of me. 158 00:09:52,863 --> 00:09:56,283 But I know you have so many things you want to get back to. 159 00:09:56,325 --> 00:09:57,910 Oh, not really. 160 00:09:59,286 --> 00:10:01,122 Come on, it must be driving you crazy, 161 00:10:01,163 --> 00:10:03,249 living with five screaming kids underfoot. 162 00:10:03,290 --> 00:10:06,752 I don't blame you for wanting a little peace and quiet. 163 00:10:08,879 --> 00:10:10,798 You need to leave, Mom. 164 00:10:10,881 --> 00:10:16,428 Okay, okay. I know I shouldn't have brought Stan into the house. 165 00:10:16,469 --> 00:10:20,140 And next time, I promise you, we will do it in the car. 166 00:10:20,890 --> 00:10:24,936 It's not just that. It's the smoking and the swearing 167 00:10:24,978 --> 00:10:27,522 and the teaching the kids how to make a Whisky Sour. 168 00:10:27,564 --> 00:10:31,776 It's a science, Lynette. It's called mixology. 169 00:10:32,235 --> 00:10:35,697 I just think it would work better for everyone if you got your own place. 170 00:10:35,739 --> 00:10:38,490 Okay. With what money? 171 00:10:38,532 --> 00:10:42,911 You have money, right? I mean, you loaned us that $ 10,000. 172 00:10:43,454 --> 00:10:44,872 Yes, I did. 173 00:10:47,958 --> 00:10:50,961 Wait a minute, that was all the money you had? 174 00:10:51,003 --> 00:10:53,964 You guys needed it, and I needed a place to stay. 175 00:10:54,006 --> 00:10:57,343 It seemed like it turned out pretty well for everybody. 176 00:10:57,551 --> 00:11:00,095 What do you mean? I thought you were living with Lucy. 177 00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:02,138 Your sister kicked me out. 178 00:11:03,264 --> 00:11:06,225 Not to put too fine a point on it, Lynette, 179 00:11:06,267 --> 00:11:09,604 but your cancer couldn't have come at a better time. 180 00:11:12,482 --> 00:11:14,567 Hey, I need your help with a school thing. 181 00:11:14,609 --> 00:11:17,695 Wow. You never ask for my help. Must be something easy. 182 00:11:17,737 --> 00:11:20,907 What do you know about Dylan's dad? 183 00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:22,617 We've got this genealogy project for school, 184 00:11:22,659 --> 00:11:25,119 and she wants to find out about him. 185 00:11:25,286 --> 00:11:27,496 Maybe Dylan should ask her mom. 186 00:11:27,537 --> 00:11:31,625 She gets really weird, talking about him. Why is that, by the way? 187 00:11:33,752 --> 00:11:36,213 Okay, don't tell anybody I told you this. 188 00:11:36,254 --> 00:11:37,881 Her mom said something at my party 189 00:11:37,923 --> 00:11:40,425 about her dad being abusive towards Katherine. 190 00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:41,802 And maybe Dylan, too. 191 00:11:41,843 --> 00:11:42,928 (EX CLAIMS) 192 00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:45,722 So I'm thinking that it would be better if you could get her to research 193 00:11:45,764 --> 00:11:50,893 - somebody else in her family. - Yeah. Maybe you're right. 194 00:11:54,522 --> 00:12:00,236 - Listen, I was talking to my mom... - Yeah. I heard. 195 00:12:12,748 --> 00:12:16,126 Susan? Hi, it's Bree. I'm glad you're home. 196 00:12:16,167 --> 00:12:19,587 Listen, I thought I might stop by for a little visit. 197 00:12:23,091 --> 00:12:28,179 Hey, look, I've only got about an hour before my next job. 198 00:12:28,221 --> 00:12:31,057 Is it okay if I grab lunch in front of the TV? I wanted to watch the game. 199 00:12:31,099 --> 00:12:34,060 - Oh, sure. I'll bring up a tray. - Oh, thanks. 200 00:12:36,062 --> 00:12:38,397 Bree thinks you're doing drugs. 201 00:12:39,064 --> 00:12:44,278 She found this on her kitchen floor, and it's not aspirin. 202 00:12:45,404 --> 00:12:47,114 Well, yeah, my shoulder's been hurting lately. 203 00:12:47,156 --> 00:12:50,451 She says it's a narcotic. And it's highly addictive. 204 00:12:50,492 --> 00:12:51,869 - Given your history... - Whoa! 205 00:12:51,910 --> 00:12:55,497 Susan, these were prescribed by a doctor right after my accident. 206 00:12:55,539 --> 00:12:56,874 I found a couple in the medicine cabinet 207 00:12:56,915 --> 00:12:59,752 and I've been carrying them around in case my shoulder acts up. 208 00:12:59,877 --> 00:13:03,171 - Really? - Yeah. Really. They were the last two. 209 00:13:03,212 --> 00:13:04,797 So you've got nothing to worry about. 210 00:13:04,839 --> 00:13:09,636 Oh, thank God. You have no idea where my mind went. 211 00:13:09,677 --> 00:13:13,139 I had you roaming back alleys to score your dope, 212 00:13:13,181 --> 00:13:15,975 pawning our good silver to pay your dealer. 213 00:13:16,017 --> 00:13:18,353 And we don't even have good silver, so it got worse, 214 00:13:18,394 --> 00:13:20,313 because you had to knock over a gas station to buy the silver 215 00:13:20,355 --> 00:13:23,983 to pawn it off. I was really making myself crazy. 216 00:13:24,025 --> 00:13:28,111 I'm sorry about that. But I reiterate, old pill, no problem. 217 00:13:28,403 --> 00:13:30,656 I knew it. I'm so happy. 218 00:13:31,615 --> 00:13:34,493 Good. Now fix me some lunch, woman. 219 00:13:34,534 --> 00:13:35,619 (YELPS) 220 00:13:35,661 --> 00:13:38,330 I want to watch the damn game. 221 00:13:41,917 --> 00:13:43,293 Can I help you? 222 00:13:43,335 --> 00:13:44,670 Yes. 223 00:13:44,711 --> 00:13:48,423 Can you tell me who I would talk to about having my baby circumcised? 224 00:13:51,050 --> 00:13:53,344 What do you mean, you can't help me? 225 00:13:53,386 --> 00:13:57,431 I received a registered letter from your husband which reads, 226 00:13:57,473 --> 00:14:01,352 "I do not wish for my son, Benjamin Hodge, to be circumcised. 227 00:14:01,477 --> 00:14:04,438 "Should the recipient of this letter encounter my wife..." 228 00:14:04,647 --> 00:14:08,192 "Please feel free to show her this letter and assure her of its wide distribution 229 00:14:08,234 --> 00:14:12,989 "to hospitals and physicians across this and two neighbouring states." 230 00:14:13,364 --> 00:14:14,656 Does this seem too warm to you? 231 00:14:14,698 --> 00:14:16,866 That you even felt such a thing was necessary! 232 00:14:16,908 --> 00:14:20,870 Well, obviously it was. Forgive me for knowing my wife. 233 00:14:21,538 --> 00:14:23,915 What's that supposed to mean? You don't trust me? 234 00:14:23,957 --> 00:14:28,128 I trust you not to break your word. Since you pointedly refused to give it, 235 00:14:28,169 --> 00:14:31,339 I trusted you to snip first and debate the merits later. 236 00:14:31,381 --> 00:14:34,592 I'm only thinking of Benjamin. Be reasonable. 237 00:14:34,634 --> 00:14:36,761 You're the one who's unreasonable. 238 00:14:36,803 --> 00:14:39,221 What have you got against untrimmed penises? 239 00:14:39,263 --> 00:14:42,141 They're unsightly! 240 00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:47,730 I do not want our son to be teased for being different, do you? 241 00:14:47,980 --> 00:14:52,234 So in the end, it all comes down to tradition and conformity. 242 00:14:52,276 --> 00:14:54,862 What is wrong with that? I thought we liked conformity. 243 00:14:54,903 --> 00:14:58,741 Not at the price of pain and reduced sexual pleasure. 244 00:14:59,950 --> 00:15:01,701 I can tell you someone whose sexual pleasure 245 00:15:01,743 --> 00:15:04,078 is going to be reduced big time. 246 00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:10,251 Hey, sweetheart. What's that? 247 00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:14,088 Just something for school. 248 00:15:16,799 --> 00:15:19,427 What was that name you just typed in? 249 00:15:21,387 --> 00:15:25,891 We were assigned a genealogy project. I have to do research on my father. 250 00:15:27,851 --> 00:15:31,855 I will call your teacher. She'll assign you a different project. 251 00:15:32,397 --> 00:15:33,982 What do you think you're doing? 252 00:15:34,024 --> 00:15:36,276 I am learning about my father. 253 00:15:38,612 --> 00:15:39,821 Dylan! 254 00:15:39,863 --> 00:15:43,450 For years you have told me that my father's too evil to talk about! 255 00:15:43,492 --> 00:15:47,788 Now I find out you've discussed him at a neighbourhood game night? 256 00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:51,624 Regardless, I am still your mother. 257 00:15:51,666 --> 00:15:55,628 And while you're under my roof, you will obey my rules. 258 00:15:55,670 --> 00:15:57,588 What if I don't? 259 00:15:57,630 --> 00:16:01,300 Are you gonna slap me again? Kick me out of the house? 260 00:16:01,342 --> 00:16:03,886 Go ahead, try it. See what happens. 261 00:16:05,221 --> 00:16:08,474 I'm sorry, Mom. You can't stop me this time. 262 00:16:11,102 --> 00:16:14,854 I am officially no longer afraid of you. 263 00:16:21,653 --> 00:16:23,697 And he needed something for the pain. 264 00:16:23,738 --> 00:16:26,449 So he happened to find the last two pills in the medicine cabinet, 265 00:16:26,491 --> 00:16:29,953 and he took them. It's no big deal. 266 00:16:31,705 --> 00:16:33,748 Let me show you something. 267 00:16:33,790 --> 00:16:37,002 You see this bread maker? This is where I hid a bottle of Chardonnay 268 00:16:37,042 --> 00:16:39,878 after I told everyone I'd stopped drinking. 269 00:16:39,962 --> 00:16:44,091 But this isn't the same thing. Mike wouldn't lie to me about this. 270 00:16:46,802 --> 00:16:48,554 And this rotating spice rack? 271 00:16:48,595 --> 00:16:52,516 Those little aeroplane bottles of vodka fit perfectly in the back. 272 00:16:54,310 --> 00:16:58,188 He said there were no more pills. I was looking him in the eye. 273 00:16:58,230 --> 00:17:02,400 Susan, addicts are experts at deception. 274 00:17:02,442 --> 00:17:06,237 My advice to you, trust, 275 00:17:07,947 --> 00:17:09,741 but verify. 276 00:17:55,618 --> 00:18:00,998 So, this is nice. A little family get-together. 277 00:18:02,792 --> 00:18:04,585 Why didn't you call Lucy? 278 00:18:04,627 --> 00:18:06,921 Oh, you know her. Always busy. 279 00:18:08,547 --> 00:18:12,093 So, Mom. You look good. 280 00:18:12,343 --> 00:18:14,469 Thanks. You seeing anybody? 281 00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:18,598 Not that I want to tell you about. 282 00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:20,058 Still alone. 283 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:24,020 Look, the special is chicken. Doesn't that sound good? 284 00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:26,564 Oh, order me one. I'm going to the bar, 285 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:29,067 and check the score on the game. 286 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:33,113 Have fun! I know what this is, and I'm not doing it. 287 00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:35,240 What? What? We're having lunch. 288 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:38,575 She's not moving back in. I resist your attempts to manipulate me. 289 00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:40,452 Nobody is manipulating you. 290 00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:44,873 My boundaries are strong. I know what I want, and I deserve to be happy. 291 00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:47,543 What have you got there? Are you reading from something? 292 00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:52,506 Okay, as soon as you invited me to "lunch," I called my therapist. 293 00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:57,344 And he told me you'd try to guilt me into taking Mom back. But... 294 00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:59,054 "I will not be emotionally blackmailed." 295 00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:00,638 Give me that! 296 00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:05,143 I already had her, Lynette. She stayed with me for two years. 297 00:19:05,184 --> 00:19:07,937 Two years in which my weight ballooned, 298 00:19:07,979 --> 00:19:09,480 she put me through four different hairstyles. 299 00:19:09,522 --> 00:19:14,152 Once, she even brought home this guy she met at a bar. 300 00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:17,196 She is so not like that now. 301 00:19:17,238 --> 00:19:21,117 I don't care. The day she moved out, I got my life back. 302 00:19:21,159 --> 00:19:25,662 So if you want to have lunch, fine. But that's it. 303 00:19:25,704 --> 00:19:29,833 Okay, okay. Okay. 304 00:19:40,552 --> 00:19:42,095 Good for you. 305 00:19:43,972 --> 00:19:45,349 I'm sorry. 306 00:19:52,438 --> 00:19:53,522 Where's the chicken? 307 00:19:53,564 --> 00:19:57,234 Oh. Yeah, where is that waiter? I'm going to go find him. 308 00:20:00,529 --> 00:20:02,031 Just hear me out. 309 00:20:04,367 --> 00:20:06,243 If you trim the sides in a little, 310 00:20:06,285 --> 00:20:10,206 I think you'll lose that wingy effect you have going now. 311 00:20:10,247 --> 00:20:11,415 Mom! 312 00:20:11,457 --> 00:20:14,167 Well, I'm just saying that with the shape of your face, 313 00:20:14,209 --> 00:20:15,710 you're not doing yourself any favours. 314 00:20:15,752 --> 00:20:18,922 Do you think you could go for one minute without being critical? 315 00:20:18,964 --> 00:20:20,382 What are you talking about? 316 00:20:20,423 --> 00:20:24,260 I have not said one word about your eye shadow yet. 317 00:20:27,180 --> 00:20:31,017 "I reject your negativity. I am as beautiful as I feel inside." 318 00:20:35,355 --> 00:20:37,064 Oh. It's you. 319 00:20:37,106 --> 00:20:40,859 Thank you for calling about my painting. I can't believe I forgot that. 320 00:20:40,901 --> 00:20:43,404 Yeah, I knew it meant a lot to you. 321 00:20:47,658 --> 00:20:48,784 There's a hole in it. 322 00:20:48,826 --> 00:20:51,453 Yeah, I don't get modern art, either. 323 00:20:51,954 --> 00:20:55,582 Okay, Edie, I know that you're angry right now, but... 324 00:20:55,624 --> 00:21:00,378 You think I'm angry? You should've seen Victor. 325 00:21:01,004 --> 00:21:02,171 What? 326 00:21:02,213 --> 00:21:04,632 Yeah. We had a little chat. 327 00:21:04,674 --> 00:21:07,468 Actually he didn't believe that you were screwing his wife. 328 00:21:07,510 --> 00:21:12,181 Until I showed him some photos. And then he was just enraged. 329 00:21:13,016 --> 00:21:14,934 It was a little scary. 330 00:21:21,107 --> 00:21:22,859 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 331 00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:27,154 For God's sakes, Carlos, am I gonna have to change this number? 332 00:21:27,195 --> 00:21:29,448 - Victor knows. - Knows what? 333 00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:30,616 Everything! 334 00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:32,451 Edie told him we're having an affair. 335 00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:35,495 No. That's impossible. He hasn't said a word. 336 00:21:35,537 --> 00:21:39,499 In fact, I've never seen him so sweet and attentive. 337 00:21:39,541 --> 00:21:43,170 It's an act. Edie said he was enraged. 338 00:21:43,211 --> 00:21:47,215 Well, if he's so mad at me, why would he take me on a boat trip? 339 00:21:48,299 --> 00:21:50,217 He took you on a boat? 340 00:21:51,719 --> 00:21:54,347 - Oh, crap. - I think you need to get out of there. 341 00:21:54,388 --> 00:21:55,598 - VICTOR: Gabby? - Oh! 342 00:21:56,891 --> 00:22:02,021 Oh, I was just talking to Bree. 343 00:22:04,231 --> 00:22:06,943 We agreed, total privacy. 344 00:22:09,195 --> 00:22:11,155 When we head home, you can have it back. 345 00:22:11,197 --> 00:22:14,783 You can talk to Bree as much as you'd like. 346 00:22:28,797 --> 00:22:30,799 Can I get you something? 347 00:22:32,092 --> 00:22:33,593 No, I'm good. 348 00:22:36,637 --> 00:22:37,972 You okay? 349 00:22:38,722 --> 00:22:43,560 Actually, I'm really cold. Maybe we should bail and do this another day. 350 00:22:43,602 --> 00:22:47,439 - You know, when it's warmer. - It'll warm up. 351 00:22:47,940 --> 00:22:50,401 Oh, okay. Well, just in case, 352 00:22:50,442 --> 00:22:53,195 we should run back to shore so I can grab a jacket. 353 00:22:53,237 --> 00:22:56,824 Gabby, you're not going anywhere. 354 00:22:57,408 --> 00:22:58,617 I'm not? 355 00:22:58,659 --> 00:23:02,912 I know about everything. You, Carlos, the affair. Everything. 356 00:23:04,247 --> 00:23:10,712 Okay, I am so sorry. But in my defence, you were always gone, 357 00:23:11,087 --> 00:23:15,425 and you knew how needy I was when you married me. 358 00:23:15,466 --> 00:23:18,386 That's it? That's all you have to say to me? 359 00:23:18,428 --> 00:23:21,931 Well, it'd be easier to talk if we were back on shore. 360 00:23:30,439 --> 00:23:31,732 What are you doing? 361 00:23:31,773 --> 00:23:36,612 It's bad enough you betrayed me. Now I have to listen to your whining? 362 00:23:39,906 --> 00:23:42,075 I brought something for you. 363 00:23:50,499 --> 00:23:51,792 Gabby! 364 00:23:54,879 --> 00:23:58,549 Gabby! Gabby! 365 00:24:08,476 --> 00:24:09,936 What's that? 366 00:24:10,603 --> 00:24:15,565 Everything I know about your father. Date of birth, his mother's name, 367 00:24:15,607 --> 00:24:20,195 last known address. It's everything you need to find him. 368 00:24:21,363 --> 00:24:25,075 Wow. Thank you. 369 00:24:28,954 --> 00:24:34,501 Before you take this, you have to promise me something. 370 00:24:38,671 --> 00:24:39,838 Okay. 371 00:24:40,506 --> 00:24:45,678 You cannot bring him here. Or even tell him where I am. 372 00:24:46,762 --> 00:24:47,888 Why? 373 00:24:48,764 --> 00:24:53,394 The last time that I saw your father, it was to tell him that I was leaving him. 374 00:24:53,435 --> 00:24:56,605 And I was taking you with me. 375 00:24:58,983 --> 00:25:02,986 He... He always liked to slap me around a little bit. 376 00:25:03,820 --> 00:25:05,697 But that night was 377 00:25:10,326 --> 00:25:11,786 unimaginable. 378 00:25:11,828 --> 00:25:13,705 I don't remember everything. 379 00:25:13,746 --> 00:25:16,916 I was in pretty bad shape by the end of it. 380 00:25:16,958 --> 00:25:22,672 But once he was done slamming my face into the wall, 381 00:25:23,172 --> 00:25:25,841 he started choking me. 382 00:25:25,882 --> 00:25:30,554 And he kept screaming that he was going to kill me. 383 00:25:31,263 --> 00:25:34,516 And the last thought that I had 384 00:25:38,687 --> 00:25:42,107 was what would happen to you if I died. 385 00:25:46,653 --> 00:25:52,074 So you can't tell him where I am. You just can't. 386 00:26:01,083 --> 00:26:04,253 Maybe you can talk to my teacher tomorrow 387 00:26:04,295 --> 00:26:07,423 and have her give me another assignment. 388 00:26:09,342 --> 00:26:10,843 Thank you. 389 00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:39,370 I told you, if you're gonna have a tree house, you gotta keep it clean. 390 00:26:39,411 --> 00:26:40,496 (TYRES SCREECHING) 391 00:26:45,042 --> 00:26:48,087 Here. Take these and dump them by the front door. 392 00:26:48,128 --> 00:26:51,465 Hey! What the hell are you doing? 393 00:26:53,717 --> 00:26:56,262 Mom, hurry! Get out of the car! 394 00:26:57,012 --> 00:27:01,140 Hey! Hey! Hey! No, no, no. 395 00:27:01,182 --> 00:27:05,311 You are not leaving those here. Hi, Mom. Take her away. 396 00:27:05,353 --> 00:27:08,147 Lynette. You may have been able to strong-arm the weak one, 397 00:27:08,189 --> 00:27:09,732 - but not me. - I'm not weak. 398 00:27:09,774 --> 00:27:11,276 Then why did you call me? Get out of our way. 399 00:27:11,317 --> 00:27:14,821 Lucy, every fight we have ever had has ended with my foot on your neck. 400 00:27:14,862 --> 00:27:18,449 I guarantee that this one's gonna end the same way, too. 401 00:27:19,701 --> 00:27:21,869 Maybe we should talk inside. 402 00:27:44,933 --> 00:27:49,854 I'm often asked why the Torah tells us that a child must be circumcised 403 00:27:49,895 --> 00:27:52,023 on the eighth day of his life. 404 00:27:52,064 --> 00:27:55,276 Some say that's how long it takes to get a decent caterer. 405 00:27:55,318 --> 00:27:56,444 (ALL CHUCKLING) 406 00:27:58,654 --> 00:28:00,281 (BAB Y CRYING) 407 00:28:03,784 --> 00:28:08,205 What a lovely ceremony. I'm Deborah's friend, Bree. 408 00:28:08,247 --> 00:28:11,791 I have what may strike you as a very odd request. 409 00:28:11,833 --> 00:28:14,669 Trust me, it won't be one I haven't heard. 410 00:28:15,003 --> 00:28:20,050 Do you think while you're here you could do a bris for my baby too? 411 00:28:20,175 --> 00:28:23,386 Okay, new one. Good for you. 412 00:28:23,428 --> 00:28:26,723 I know it might seem tacky, piggybacking on Deborah's bris. 413 00:28:26,765 --> 00:28:31,061 But we could do it in the den, very quietly. 414 00:28:31,102 --> 00:28:35,522 Well, as we just saw, there's no such thing as a quiet bris. 415 00:28:36,065 --> 00:28:40,235 - You said your name was Bree? - Yes. Bree Hodge. 416 00:28:40,986 --> 00:28:42,404 Born Rabinowitz. 417 00:28:43,364 --> 00:28:45,199 I wouldn't have taken you for Jewish. 418 00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:48,953 I should only have a nickel for every time I've heard that! 419 00:28:49,078 --> 00:28:52,373 Don't you want a proper bris, with your friends and family there? 420 00:28:52,414 --> 00:28:57,586 I would love that, but my husband Orson, big, stubborn goy, 421 00:28:57,628 --> 00:29:02,590 he says we should do nothing and let the child decide when he's grown. 422 00:29:02,632 --> 00:29:06,177 We don't pick our parents, we should pick our religion? 423 00:29:06,219 --> 00:29:09,097 I wouldn't feel right doing this without speaking to your husband. 424 00:29:09,138 --> 00:29:16,104 Well, he's out of town. And our Benjamin is eight days old today. 425 00:29:16,145 --> 00:29:20,024 And if I don't do this, my Grandma... 426 00:29:20,900 --> 00:29:25,737 Tzeitel will never forgive me, may she rest in peace. 427 00:29:25,821 --> 00:29:30,826 You realise that this is a covenant? That whatever your husband says, 428 00:29:30,867 --> 00:29:35,706 you are promising to raise your child as a devout Jew? 429 00:29:37,541 --> 00:29:42,879 I swear to you before God, that this child will be as devout a Jew as I am. 430 00:29:51,512 --> 00:29:54,974 Hey, where have you been? I woke up and you were gone. 431 00:29:55,141 --> 00:29:58,936 Oh, we had a very busy day. We dropped off the dry cleaning, 432 00:29:58,978 --> 00:30:02,982 we deposited money into our Christmas account, and then we got circumcised. 433 00:30:05,818 --> 00:30:07,486 You did what? 434 00:30:08,613 --> 00:30:11,489 It's just a little unsightly foreskin. He'll never miss it. 435 00:30:11,531 --> 00:30:13,825 So why stop there? Why not cut off his testicles? 436 00:30:13,867 --> 00:30:16,369 You obviously have no problem going after mine. 437 00:30:16,411 --> 00:30:18,997 - Orson! - Well, what do you call it, Bree? 438 00:30:19,122 --> 00:30:21,666 Going behind my back, ignoring my feelings on this? 439 00:30:21,708 --> 00:30:25,587 I gave them very serious consideration. But it's my blood running in his veins, 440 00:30:25,629 --> 00:30:28,298 which ultimately makes it my decision. 441 00:30:29,174 --> 00:30:30,634 Your blood? 442 00:30:33,178 --> 00:30:38,182 So who am I to Benjamin? A friendly uncle? A male nanny? 443 00:30:38,223 --> 00:30:39,308 Of course not. 444 00:30:39,350 --> 00:30:43,312 Well, then why do you treat me like I'm anything less than his father? 445 00:30:43,354 --> 00:30:46,482 I mean, haven't I earned that during the course of our little hoax? 446 00:30:46,523 --> 00:30:49,526 I lie for you. I risk public humiliation. 447 00:30:49,568 --> 00:30:53,197 I do everything but strap on the pregnancy harness myself. 448 00:30:53,238 --> 00:30:54,698 I know that. 449 00:30:55,950 --> 00:30:58,910 I see myself as Benjamin's father. 450 00:31:00,620 --> 00:31:03,498 I need to know if you see me that way, too. 451 00:31:08,336 --> 00:31:10,838 I know how much you love Benjamin. 452 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:18,179 I guess... I guess I just have to remember that it's love 453 00:31:18,221 --> 00:31:20,890 that makes us a family, and not blood. 454 00:31:23,642 --> 00:31:25,227 (BAB Y GURGLING) 455 00:31:36,780 --> 00:31:40,575 Your son would like you to hold him. 456 00:31:50,251 --> 00:31:55,715 By the way, his Hebrew name is Simcha. I'll explain later. 457 00:32:04,181 --> 00:32:06,726 Oh, Carlos. Thank God, you're here. 458 00:32:07,226 --> 00:32:09,103 Where is he? Where's Victor? 459 00:32:09,145 --> 00:32:12,188 Well, I clubbed him and knocked him overboard. 460 00:32:12,731 --> 00:32:13,940 He's in the ocean? 461 00:32:13,982 --> 00:32:16,443 He was going to kill me! He had a gun! 462 00:32:16,484 --> 00:32:18,528 Okay, okay, let me think. 463 00:32:19,821 --> 00:32:22,449 You saw him in the water. I mean, he's not dead, right? 464 00:32:22,490 --> 00:32:24,409 No. He's mad. But he wasn't dead. 465 00:32:24,451 --> 00:32:26,828 So then we'll send someone out there to fish him out. 466 00:32:26,870 --> 00:32:30,332 Call the police, show them the gun, and tell them that it was self defence. 467 00:32:30,373 --> 00:32:32,292 You still have the gun? 468 00:32:38,672 --> 00:32:40,299 It's in there. 469 00:32:45,596 --> 00:32:48,474 Well, maybe he wanted it to muffle the gun. 470 00:32:49,808 --> 00:32:51,644 There is no gun. 471 00:32:54,104 --> 00:32:55,397 Ice pick? 472 00:32:56,690 --> 00:32:58,816 - What are you doing? - I'm calling the Coast Guard. 473 00:32:58,858 --> 00:33:00,985 And tell them what? I knocked my husband overboard 474 00:33:01,027 --> 00:33:03,738 because he was coming after me with a sweater? 475 00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:06,991 No, come on, we gotta go back out there. 476 00:33:08,034 --> 00:33:11,913 LYNETTE: Guys, I can't be any clearer on this. I am not taking her back. 477 00:33:11,955 --> 00:33:13,456 It's your turn, simple as that. 478 00:33:13,498 --> 00:33:16,584 I've had her for four months. I also had cancer for four months. 479 00:33:16,626 --> 00:33:19,337 And if I could've asked one of them to leave, 480 00:33:19,379 --> 00:33:20,755 I'm not sure which I would've picked. 481 00:33:20,797 --> 00:33:24,174 Oh, four months... I had her for a year. 482 00:33:24,216 --> 00:33:26,843 And that was the year she joined the Gin-of-the-Month Club. 483 00:33:26,885 --> 00:33:28,512 I don't have any room for her. 484 00:33:28,553 --> 00:33:31,014 I already have seven people in four bedrooms. 485 00:33:31,056 --> 00:33:33,016 There it is. The "I have a family" card. 486 00:33:33,058 --> 00:33:36,979 Congratulations, you can reproduce. We're all thrilled for you. 487 00:33:37,479 --> 00:33:39,106 Why can't you take her? 488 00:33:39,147 --> 00:33:43,235 You are in that huge house all by yourself that you got from the divorce. 489 00:33:43,277 --> 00:33:44,528 Dave and I are just separated! 490 00:33:44,569 --> 00:33:46,445 There's a good chance that he's moving back in, 491 00:33:46,487 --> 00:33:48,823 but not if Mom is living there. 492 00:33:48,864 --> 00:33:51,325 Well, we can't just throw her out on the street. 493 00:33:51,367 --> 00:33:53,035 I can. 494 00:33:53,869 --> 00:33:58,124 My therapist said it's time for me to be a little more Lydia-centric. 495 00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:02,169 I really wanna meet this jackass. 496 00:34:02,211 --> 00:34:07,550 Okay, we all have our excuses. But we gotta figure something out. 497 00:34:07,592 --> 00:34:11,720 - Come on, she is our mother. - Is she? 498 00:34:12,220 --> 00:34:14,681 She never acted like one. Not that I can remember. 499 00:34:14,723 --> 00:34:18,226 I remember she showed up drunk to my graduation. Wearing a housecoat. 500 00:34:18,268 --> 00:34:20,645 Okay, but the point is she went. 501 00:34:20,854 --> 00:34:24,899 Remember that one Christmas? When we came down and there was Mom, 502 00:34:24,941 --> 00:34:28,904 under the tree, passed out drunk in the middle of all of our unwrapped toys. 503 00:34:28,945 --> 00:34:31,031 My Raggedy Ann smelled like peppermint schnapps. 504 00:34:31,072 --> 00:34:36,201 Okay. She wasn't perfect. Clearly. But she gave birth to us. 505 00:34:36,285 --> 00:34:38,078 We owe her our lives. 506 00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:41,874 And now that she needs us we can't just turn our back on her. 507 00:34:41,916 --> 00:34:44,793 I know I'm supposed to feel guilty, but I don't. 508 00:34:44,835 --> 00:34:46,420 I don't either. 509 00:34:48,255 --> 00:34:51,467 It's like you're saying you don't care about her. 510 00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:55,971 At all? 511 00:34:59,724 --> 00:35:01,643 And I don't understand that. 512 00:35:01,684 --> 00:35:04,270 Well, if you care so much, 513 00:35:04,312 --> 00:35:08,775 then the answer to the problem is sort of obvious, isn't it? 514 00:35:11,277 --> 00:35:13,238 We can help with money. 515 00:35:13,905 --> 00:35:16,074 I can send you $ 100 a month. 516 00:35:19,994 --> 00:35:21,120 Wow. 517 00:35:22,579 --> 00:35:26,792 I don't need your money. I can take care of my mother all by myself. 518 00:35:27,918 --> 00:35:29,044 Lynette... 519 00:35:29,086 --> 00:35:33,423 Here's how you can help, don't visit for the next few years, 520 00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:37,678 'cause it seems fairly likely I won't have stopped hating you by then. 521 00:35:41,181 --> 00:35:44,142 I guess that's her way of asking us to leave. 522 00:35:45,018 --> 00:35:47,353 Mom, where is Grandma going? 523 00:35:47,395 --> 00:35:48,646 Going? 524 00:36:04,787 --> 00:36:08,332 Wait... What's that? 525 00:36:08,416 --> 00:36:09,541 Gabby! 526 00:36:13,295 --> 00:36:15,630 Here... Here, sit over here. 527 00:36:15,755 --> 00:36:17,007 Oh, God. 528 00:36:21,761 --> 00:36:23,597 You tried to kill me! 529 00:36:23,972 --> 00:36:26,266 Well, I came back for you, didn't I? 530 00:36:26,308 --> 00:36:27,475 What were you thinking? 531 00:36:27,517 --> 00:36:29,060 Well, I thought you were trying to kill me! 532 00:36:29,102 --> 00:36:31,521 I was just trying to talk to you! 533 00:36:32,105 --> 00:36:34,523 To see if we still had a chance. 534 00:36:34,982 --> 00:36:37,693 And to see if you were still screwing this guy. 535 00:36:37,735 --> 00:36:39,403 And what the hell's he doing on my boat? 536 00:36:39,445 --> 00:36:41,906 You mean besides saving your life? 537 00:36:41,989 --> 00:36:44,241 That was a big mistake, buddy. 538 00:36:45,075 --> 00:36:46,744 Oh, right. 539 00:36:46,785 --> 00:36:50,164 Yeah, you're the guy that said if anyone messed with your woman, 540 00:36:50,205 --> 00:36:53,542 that you'd use your money to make him disappear. 541 00:36:53,584 --> 00:36:55,836 Well, right now, it's just you and me. 542 00:36:55,878 --> 00:36:58,796 So, how tough are you without your ATM card? 543 00:37:03,051 --> 00:37:05,219 Yeah, that's what I figured. 544 00:37:06,596 --> 00:37:09,557 Victor! Oh, my gosh! 545 00:37:11,309 --> 00:37:13,937 Victor! Oh, my God! 546 00:37:13,978 --> 00:37:15,230 - Well, get up! - Hey, hey... 547 00:37:15,271 --> 00:37:19,400 Get up, I want to see the look on your face when the knife goes in. 548 00:37:26,198 --> 00:37:28,575 I'm getting pretty good at that. 549 00:37:28,867 --> 00:37:30,953 Okay, let's pull him back in again. 550 00:37:30,994 --> 00:37:32,079 What, are you crazy? 551 00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:35,999 We'll just tie him up so he doesn't cause any trouble. Victor! 552 00:37:38,085 --> 00:37:39,628 Where'd he go? 553 00:37:40,170 --> 00:37:43,924 - Victor! - Victor! Victor! 554 00:37:59,605 --> 00:38:01,274 Maybe we should go back out and look some more. 555 00:38:01,315 --> 00:38:03,943 We've looked for six hours. He's gone. 556 00:38:07,321 --> 00:38:08,990 My God. We killed him. 557 00:38:09,030 --> 00:38:12,075 But it was self-defence, right? I mean, he was trying to kill us. 558 00:38:12,117 --> 00:38:13,910 We can't prove that. 559 00:38:15,912 --> 00:38:17,622 This is bad, Gabby! 560 00:38:19,249 --> 00:38:22,586 When people find out we were on that boat with him... 561 00:38:24,337 --> 00:38:26,006 Maybe they won't. 562 00:38:26,590 --> 00:38:27,841 What do you mean? 563 00:38:27,882 --> 00:38:30,927 No one but you knows I was with Victor. 564 00:38:30,969 --> 00:38:33,095 I'll say he went out alone. 565 00:38:33,971 --> 00:38:37,641 I told him I was leaving him and he was depressed. Suicidal even. 566 00:38:37,766 --> 00:38:41,812 Only one problem. The boat's right here. 567 00:38:43,105 --> 00:38:47,484 Then maybe the boat needs to go back out. Alone. 568 00:39:08,338 --> 00:39:11,007 Whatever you're thinking, I can explain. 569 00:39:11,049 --> 00:39:13,635 I'm thinking that you're a drug addict and a liar. 570 00:39:13,676 --> 00:39:15,762 So say something that's not that. 571 00:39:15,803 --> 00:39:18,514 - Susan, listen... - Is it so horrible living with me? 572 00:39:18,556 --> 00:39:22,392 I mean, do I make you so miserable that you can't even face me 573 00:39:22,434 --> 00:39:24,186 without numbing the pain? 574 00:39:24,228 --> 00:39:28,023 Of course not. I love you. 575 00:39:28,065 --> 00:39:30,567 Well, if you did, you wouldn't be doing this. 576 00:39:30,609 --> 00:39:34,196 I mean, my God, Mike, we have a baby on the way! 577 00:39:36,198 --> 00:39:39,034 - Can I say something now? - Sure. Go ahead. 578 00:39:39,076 --> 00:39:43,330 Oh, should I look you in the eyes? Does it make it easier for you to lie? 579 00:39:44,539 --> 00:39:49,126 I didn't tell you about the pills because I didn't want you to feel guilty. 580 00:39:49,919 --> 00:39:51,504 - Me feel guilty? - Yeah. 581 00:39:52,546 --> 00:39:54,924 When I put in that water heater for McCluskey, 582 00:39:54,966 --> 00:39:56,175 I really wrenched my shoulder. 583 00:39:56,217 --> 00:39:58,094 The doctor told me I should take a break. 584 00:39:58,135 --> 00:40:02,223 But I didn't, because that was the day we found out you were pregnant. 585 00:40:02,265 --> 00:40:05,601 And from then on, all I have heard about are car seats and strollers 586 00:40:05,643 --> 00:40:08,479 and $ 10,000 preschools. 587 00:40:08,728 --> 00:40:12,357 You know, it didn't seem like a really good time for me to quit working. 588 00:40:12,899 --> 00:40:15,569 Mike, we don't need any of that stuff. 589 00:40:17,195 --> 00:40:21,074 Yeah. You say that now. 590 00:40:21,116 --> 00:40:23,785 But when Benjamin Hodge is in Harvard 591 00:40:23,827 --> 00:40:27,497 and our kid's just a plumber like his dad... 592 00:40:32,252 --> 00:40:36,130 I just want to be able to give him the advantages I never got. 593 00:40:38,215 --> 00:40:39,967 God, the only advantage he needs 594 00:40:40,009 --> 00:40:42,887 is to have a healthy dad who's not doing this. 595 00:40:46,473 --> 00:40:47,975 You're right. 596 00:40:50,644 --> 00:40:53,063 I get it. Okay? 597 00:40:54,648 --> 00:40:55,733 I'm done. 598 00:40:58,610 --> 00:41:01,779 I want to believe you. It's just... 599 00:41:02,447 --> 00:41:04,157 That addicts are good at lying. 600 00:41:05,658 --> 00:41:06,826 Yeah. 601 00:41:08,453 --> 00:41:11,289 All right, how about this? 602 00:41:26,386 --> 00:41:28,180 You believe me now? 603 00:41:30,057 --> 00:41:31,433 Thank you. 604 00:41:34,811 --> 00:41:39,066 MARY ALICE: Deception. You find it in all the best homes. 605 00:41:41,902 --> 00:41:46,197 Parents rely on it when dealing with inquisitive children. 606 00:41:49,867 --> 00:41:54,747 Women use it to help keep secrets, big and small. 607 00:41:58,167 --> 00:42:03,714 Lovers need it to cover up inconvenient accidents. 608 00:42:06,425 --> 00:42:09,886 Why do people resort to deception? 609 00:42:12,806 --> 00:42:17,894 Because it's a handy tool that helps get us 610 00:42:19,354 --> 00:42:23,191 exactly what we're looking for.