1 00:00:01,367 --> 00:00:03,034 Previously on Desperate Housewives... 2 00:00:03,334 --> 00:00:04,667 Danielle had her baby... 3 00:00:05,401 --> 00:00:06,201 ...on halloween. 4 00:00:06,534 --> 00:00:07,967 You said my father didn't care about me. 5 00:00:08,201 --> 00:00:09,468 Katherine revealed a secret. 6 00:00:10,034 --> 00:00:11,301 I want you to imagine the worst thing 7 00:00:11,568 --> 00:00:12,601 That a father can do to his daughter. 8 00:00:12,901 --> 00:00:14,201 Lynette got great news. 9 00:00:14,201 --> 00:00:15,802 I got the test results back. You're clean. 10 00:00:16,202 --> 00:00:18,102 While Mike tried to ease his pain, 11 00:00:19,402 --> 00:00:20,602 Victor... You know what my dream is? 12 00:00:20,902 --> 00:00:22,436 ...reached out to Gaby . You. 13 00:00:22,902 --> 00:00:25,303 Don't run away, Gaby . But if you do, take me with you. 14 00:00:25,936 --> 00:00:27,769 And Edie got revenge. 15 00:00:28,003 --> 00:00:29,203 Don't take it all out on Gaby . 16 00:00:29,370 --> 00:00:30,903 Carlos decided to make a fool out of you. 17 00:00:36,804 --> 00:00:38,804 The thing you need to know about Victor Lang 18 00:00:38,971 --> 00:00:41,037 Is that he was not above using deception. 19 00:00:42,338 --> 00:00:43,604 Whether it was an insincere promise 20 00:00:43,671 --> 00:00:44,804 To a campaign donor, 21 00:00:45,838 --> 00:00:48,238 Or the artful evasion of a reporter's question, 22 00:00:49,272 --> 00:00:51,438 Or an outright lie to his constituents, 23 00:00:51,905 --> 00:00:54,472 Victor did what he had to to get what he wanted. 24 00:00:55,672 --> 00:00:57,606 But thanks to some compromising photos, 25 00:00:57,839 --> 00:00:58,873 He learned that his wife 26 00:00:59,073 --> 00:01:01,873 Knew a little something about deception as well. 27 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:12,107 For the last time, Carlos , stop calling me. 28 00:01:12,641 --> 00:01:13,841 I told you, i just wanna talk. 29 00:01:14,174 --> 00:01:15,541 And i told you it's over. So what, 30 00:01:15,541 --> 00:01:17,841 You're just gonna go back to that chicken-lipped albino? I don't know. 31 00:01:17,841 --> 00:01:19,141 I'm taking it one day at a time. 32 00:01:19,375 --> 00:01:20,641 But what i can say about Victor is 33 00:01:20,641 --> 00:01:22,875 He doesn't lie to me about how much money he's got. Look, 34 00:01:23,042 --> 00:01:24,075 I said i was sorry. 35 00:01:25,675 --> 00:01:28,075 Oh, that's great. Yeah, well, i-i gotta go, Bree . 36 00:01:29,676 --> 00:01:30,309 It's Bree . 37 00:01:32,243 --> 00:01:33,909 Okay, so i just informed my staff 38 00:01:33,909 --> 00:01:35,043 That i'm taking the next month off 39 00:01:35,443 --> 00:01:36,876 To give my wife the honeymoon she always wanted. 40 00:01:37,176 --> 00:01:39,043 That's amazing. Where should we go? Well, 41 00:01:39,043 --> 00:01:40,543 I left some travel magazines in the bedroom. 42 00:01:40,543 --> 00:01:41,277 Why don't you go get 'em? Oh! 43 00:01:53,211 --> 00:01:54,078 Oh, my god, Victor . 44 00:01:54,078 --> 00:01:56,078 A month in rio sounds like heaven, doesn't it? 45 00:01:56,578 --> 00:01:58,312 Oh, it does. Let's do it. Ooh! 46 00:01:58,879 --> 00:02:01,045 Hey, why don't we kick off our reconciliation 47 00:02:01,279 --> 00:02:02,412 With a little weekend on the boat? 48 00:02:02,879 --> 00:02:04,479 That's so romantic. I love that. Huh? 49 00:02:04,879 --> 00:02:06,646 Just you and me, all alone, out in the middle of the ocean. 50 00:02:07,513 --> 00:02:08,713 The girls are gonna be so jea Lou s. 51 00:02:08,713 --> 00:02:10,313 Oh, no, no, no, let's not tell anyone we're going. 52 00:02:10,713 --> 00:02:11,580 It'll be our little secret. 53 00:02:13,747 --> 00:02:15,347 Yes, Victor was not above 54 00:02:15,447 --> 00:02:17,680 Using deception to get what he wanted, 55 00:02:18,614 --> 00:02:19,681 And what he wanted now 56 00:02:20,714 --> 00:02:21,681 Was revenge. 57 00:02:32,049 --> 00:02:35,249 The next day on Wisteria Lane began with a bit of deceit. 58 00:02:36,116 --> 00:02:37,482 Bree Hodge told her friends 59 00:02:37,482 --> 00:02:39,416 She had given birth in the middle of the night 60 00:02:39,583 --> 00:02:40,849 To a beautiful baby boy. 61 00:02:41,716 --> 00:02:44,516 And thanks to the healthy lungs of Benjamin Tyson Hodge , 62 00:02:45,083 --> 00:02:46,850 It didn't take long for Bree 's friends 63 00:02:47,550 --> 00:02:49,484 To engage in some deceit of their own. 64 00:02:49,984 --> 00:02:51,517 Well, he's just a little piece of heaven. 65 00:02:52,317 --> 00:02:55,584 You're so blessed. Makes me wanna have another one myself. 66 00:02:55,818 --> 00:02:57,418 Orson, you better take Benjamin to the other room 67 00:02:57,418 --> 00:02:59,418 Before my friends run out of lies. Ah. 68 00:02:59,418 --> 00:03:00,151 No. 69 00:03:00,451 --> 00:03:03,018 They don't appreciate a healthy pair of lungs, that's all, huh? 70 00:03:03,485 --> 00:03:04,218 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. Come on, Benjamin . 71 00:03:04,218 --> 00:03:07,352 Hey, Lynette , you tell everyone your news? No. This is about the baby. 72 00:03:07,652 --> 00:03:08,786 Wait. Did you have that final scan? 73 00:03:08,786 --> 00:03:10,386 Did you hear something? Well, the results are back, 74 00:03:10,386 --> 00:03:12,619 And while you can never actually say you're cured-- 75 00:03:12,619 --> 00:03:13,186 She's cured! 76 00:03:13,186 --> 00:03:15,586 Oh, my god! Oh, yeah! 77 00:03:15,886 --> 00:03:17,153 I have to get checked every six months, 78 00:03:17,153 --> 00:03:19,720 But, yes, the doctor is very optimistic. 79 00:03:19,887 --> 00:03:21,487 Hey, what the hell is all this racket? 80 00:03:21,954 --> 00:03:22,920 Someone win the lotto? 81 00:03:23,154 --> 00:03:25,787 Oh, i was just telling everybody the good news about my... 82 00:03:28,121 --> 00:03:28,688 Cancer. 83 00:03:29,621 --> 00:03:31,088 Hey, congrats! 84 00:03:31,321 --> 00:03:32,421 I'm a survivor myself. 85 00:03:32,821 --> 00:03:33,488 Prostate. 86 00:03:33,721 --> 00:03:34,421 Ooh, muffins. 87 00:03:34,688 --> 00:03:36,422 Hey, show some class. Introduce yourself. 88 00:03:36,822 --> 00:03:37,622 Hi. I'm Stan . 89 00:03:40,989 --> 00:03:41,956 Is th--is that my robe? 90 00:03:43,022 --> 00:03:43,889 Yeah. Sorry, uh... 91 00:03:44,622 --> 00:03:46,689 If i knew when i walked into that card club last night 92 00:03:46,789 --> 00:03:48,623 That i would be going home with this lovely lady, 93 00:03:49,090 --> 00:03:50,356 I'd have packed me a change of clothes. 94 00:03:53,823 --> 00:03:55,957 Okay, i get it. We'll get out of your hair. 95 00:03:56,990 --> 00:03:58,357 Come on, handsome. Let's take a shower. 96 00:04:04,824 --> 00:04:05,891 Mike, how long are you gonna be? 97 00:04:06,125 --> 00:04:08,191 We've gotta get this food over to Bree 's before it gets cold. 98 00:04:08,692 --> 00:04:10,258 You know, Susan , i don't feel like going over there tonight. 99 00:04:10,258 --> 00:04:13,225 Can't you just drop it off? No, they just had a baby. 100 00:04:13,225 --> 00:04:15,459 We're gonna "ooh," we're gonna "ahh," and then we're gonna eat. 101 00:04:16,359 --> 00:04:16,992 But i'm tired. 102 00:04:17,292 --> 00:04:19,159 I worked all day. I got a job first thing in the morning. 103 00:04:19,393 --> 00:04:20,426 There's no way out of it, Mike . 104 00:04:20,426 --> 00:04:22,593 Just do what you need and downstairs. 105 00:04:22,893 --> 00:04:23,860 This is what we do in the suburbs. 106 00:04:29,460 --> 00:04:30,094 Ah, yes... 107 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:32,027 The suburbs. 108 00:04:35,928 --> 00:04:37,461 And how does Danielle like her baby brother? 109 00:04:38,428 --> 00:04:39,628 Oh, she adores him. 110 00:04:39,728 --> 00:04:42,028 She just felt terrible that she had to leave for school so soon. 111 00:04:42,828 --> 00:04:45,062 Speaking of which, we have some extra preschool applications 112 00:04:45,062 --> 00:04:46,362 If the two of you are interested. 113 00:04:46,662 --> 00:04:47,795 Isn't it a little early to be talking preschool? 114 00:04:47,795 --> 00:04:51,296 She just got pregnant. Our baby still looks like a sea horse. Oh, honey. 115 00:04:51,296 --> 00:04:53,063 You'd be surprised how fast the best schools fill up. 116 00:04:53,296 --> 00:04:54,596 And only the best for our kid, right? 117 00:04:55,063 --> 00:04:55,796 I'd start saving your pennies. 118 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:57,530 Bonny briar's up to $10,000 a year. 119 00:04:58,730 --> 00:04:59,530 10,000 dollars... 120 00:05:00,030 --> 00:05:02,097 For used legos and a potty chair? 121 00:05:02,897 --> 00:05:03,697 And you'd better apply now. 122 00:05:03,930 --> 00:05:05,764 Debbie gottlieb had her baby the same day i did, 123 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:06,964 And she could only get wait-listed 124 00:05:06,964 --> 00:05:08,331 At her first three choices. 125 00:05:09,231 --> 00:05:10,964 Oh, by the way, we were invited to her bris this saturday. 126 00:05:11,364 --> 00:05:13,765 Well, make an excuse for me. I thought you liked Debbie and Lou . 127 00:05:13,865 --> 00:05:14,331 Oh, i do. 128 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:17,298 I just don't care to watch them ritually mutilate their child. 129 00:05:17,765 --> 00:05:18,399 More moo shu, please. 130 00:05:20,332 --> 00:05:21,432 Circumcision's not mutilation. 131 00:05:21,432 --> 00:05:22,732 It's a simple surgery 132 00:05:22,732 --> 00:05:24,466 Meant to promote lifelong masculine hygiene. 133 00:05:24,732 --> 00:05:26,233 It's a, uh, traumatic procedure 134 00:05:26,399 --> 00:05:28,466 Which reduces the male's capacity for sexual pleasure 135 00:05:28,466 --> 00:05:30,066 By desensitizing the tip of-- 136 00:05:30,066 --> 00:05:31,366 We know what it is. 137 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:34,900 Gee, i don't think i've ever heard 138 00:05:34,900 --> 00:05:37,067 Such strong opinions on the subject. 139 00:05:37,934 --> 00:05:39,367 I mean, not that it's something i talk about a lot... 140 00:05:40,167 --> 00:05:40,734 Or ever. 141 00:05:42,434 --> 00:05:43,534 I hope i didn't offend you. 142 00:05:44,034 --> 00:05:45,535 I haven't heard a word since "$10,000." 143 00:05:47,068 --> 00:05:49,368 It's just that i remember my own circumcision so vividly. 144 00:05:52,335 --> 00:05:53,035 Oh, that's ridicu Lou s. 145 00:05:53,369 --> 00:05:55,036 My parents disagreed on this issue, too. 146 00:05:55,369 --> 00:05:56,102 My dad said no. 147 00:05:56,802 --> 00:05:58,469 So mother just bided her time 148 00:05:58,469 --> 00:06:00,236 Until he finally left town on business. 149 00:06:01,136 --> 00:06:01,670 I was 5. 150 00:06:04,303 --> 00:06:06,003 She told me we were going for ice cream. 151 00:06:08,404 --> 00:06:10,004 That's why the procedure should be done on babies. 152 00:06:10,004 --> 00:06:10,804 They won't remember. 153 00:06:11,737 --> 00:06:13,337 Now can we please just drop this? 154 00:06:13,671 --> 00:06:14,304 Fine. 155 00:06:17,671 --> 00:06:18,138 So, Susan , 156 00:06:19,271 --> 00:06:20,538 You mentioned something about bringing dessert. 157 00:06:20,705 --> 00:06:21,171 What is it? 158 00:06:23,272 --> 00:06:23,905 Ice cream. 159 00:06:25,905 --> 00:06:26,205 Sorry. 160 00:06:31,039 --> 00:06:32,406 Oh, so you found the chocolate sauce? 161 00:06:33,039 --> 00:06:34,339 Oh, uh, yeah, it's right here. 162 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:37,540 Is everything okay? Oh, yeah. I was just taking a couple of aspirin. 163 00:06:37,840 --> 00:06:39,273 I hope Orson 's rant didn't give you a headache. 164 00:06:39,273 --> 00:06:41,207 Oh, no, i've just still got a little pain from my accident, 165 00:06:41,207 --> 00:06:43,374 That's all. Still? That was nearly two years ago. 166 00:06:43,374 --> 00:06:45,041 Well, it's just a twinge every now and then. 167 00:06:45,041 --> 00:06:45,907 Aspirin does the trick. 168 00:06:59,909 --> 00:07:01,009 No, no, no, no. I'll get that. 169 00:07:01,976 --> 00:07:03,576 I thought you kept your boat at the yacht club. 170 00:07:03,809 --> 00:07:04,476 Yeah, i wanted to leave from here. 171 00:07:04,476 --> 00:07:07,109 This way, we avoid the congestion at the marina. Where's the crew? 172 00:07:07,743 --> 00:07:09,010 There's no crew. I let 'em go. 173 00:07:09,510 --> 00:07:09,910 What? 174 00:07:10,376 --> 00:07:11,343 Who's gonna bring us umbr Ella drinks 175 00:07:11,343 --> 00:07:12,543 And salute us when we walk by? 176 00:07:13,010 --> 00:07:14,843 Just consider me your one-man navy. 177 00:07:15,644 --> 00:07:17,577 So you're gonna drive this thing by yourself? Well, you can help. 178 00:07:17,577 --> 00:07:19,177 Didn't that captain give you lessons last summer? 179 00:07:19,411 --> 00:07:20,377 Oh, that's right-- 180 00:07:20,511 --> 00:07:22,911 Those two boring hours i'll never get back. 181 00:07:23,211 --> 00:07:25,445 Well, the good news is this trip will be anything but boring. 182 00:07:36,779 --> 00:07:38,446 We need to talk about this Stan thing. 183 00:07:39,179 --> 00:07:40,313 Oh, is that his name? Stan? 184 00:07:40,946 --> 00:07:43,246 Uh, when he left, i just sort of said, "see ya." 185 00:07:44,713 --> 00:07:46,280 Well, it got me thinking 186 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:47,880 About how much you've had to put your life on hold 187 00:07:47,980 --> 00:07:49,647 These past few months. No big deal. 188 00:07:50,547 --> 00:07:51,881 No, it was a big deal. 189 00:07:51,881 --> 00:07:53,714 You have taken amazing care of me. 190 00:07:53,714 --> 00:07:56,381 But i know you have so many things you wanna get back to. 191 00:07:56,781 --> 00:07:57,481 Mm, not really. 192 00:07:59,081 --> 00:08:00,448 Come on. It must be driving you crazy 193 00:08:00,515 --> 00:08:02,282 Living with five screaming kids underfoot. 194 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:04,282 I don't blame you for wanting a little peace and quiet. 195 00:08:06,749 --> 00:08:07,715 You need to leave, mom. 196 00:08:08,282 --> 00:08:08,749 Okay. 197 00:08:09,249 --> 00:08:10,982 Okay, i-i know i shouldn't have brought... 198 00:08:11,149 --> 00:08:12,516 Stan into the house. 199 00:08:12,683 --> 00:08:15,083 And next time, i promise you we will do it in the car. 200 00:08:16,383 --> 00:08:17,516 It's not just that. 201 00:08:17,516 --> 00:08:19,483 It's the smoking and the swearing 202 00:08:19,583 --> 00:08:21,583 And the teaching the kids how to make a whiskey sour. 203 00:08:21,650 --> 00:08:23,250 It's a science, Lynette . 204 00:08:23,584 --> 00:08:24,684 It's called mixology. 205 00:08:25,417 --> 00:08:26,784 I just think it would work better for everyone 206 00:08:26,784 --> 00:08:27,717 If you got your own place. 207 00:08:28,217 --> 00:08:30,051 Okay. With what money? 208 00:08:30,451 --> 00:08:31,084 You have money, right? 209 00:08:31,084 --> 00:08:32,851 I mean, you loaned us that $10,000. 210 00:08:34,451 --> 00:08:35,418 Yes, i did. 211 00:08:37,885 --> 00:08:38,519 Wait a minute. 212 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:39,885 That was all the money you had? 213 00:08:40,452 --> 00:08:42,519 You guys needed it, and i needed a place to stay. 214 00:08:42,852 --> 00:08:44,852 It seemed like it turned out pretty well for everybody. 215 00:08:45,719 --> 00:08:47,219 What do you mean? I thought you were living with Lucy . 216 00:08:47,786 --> 00:08:48,753 Your sister kicked me out. 217 00:08:50,353 --> 00:08:52,187 Not to put too fine a point on it, Lynette , 218 00:08:52,653 --> 00:08:54,520 But your cancer couldn't have come at a better time. 219 00:08:57,554 --> 00:08:58,987 Hey, i need your help with a school thing. 220 00:08:59,287 --> 00:09:01,554 Wow. You never ask for my help. Must be something easy. 221 00:09:01,788 --> 00:09:02,754 What do you know about Dylan 's dad? 222 00:09:04,421 --> 00:09:05,621 We've got this genealogy project for school, 223 00:09:05,621 --> 00:09:06,721 And she wants to find out about him. 224 00:09:07,688 --> 00:09:09,122 Maybe Dylan should ask her mom. 225 00:09:09,622 --> 00:09:10,888 She gets really weird talking about him. 226 00:09:11,822 --> 00:09:12,522 Why is that, by the way? 227 00:09:14,689 --> 00:09:15,956 Okay, don't tell anybody i told you this. 228 00:09:16,522 --> 00:09:17,789 Her mom said something at my party 229 00:09:17,789 --> 00:09:19,623 About her dad being abusive towards Katherine ... 230 00:09:20,023 --> 00:09:20,923 And maybe Dylan , too. 231 00:09:21,156 --> 00:09:22,923 Oh. So i'm thinking that it would be better 232 00:09:22,990 --> 00:09:25,157 If you could get her to research somebody else in her family. 233 00:09:25,623 --> 00:09:25,957 Yeah. 234 00:09:27,557 --> 00:09:28,190 Maybe you're right. 235 00:09:31,324 --> 00:09:32,991 Listen, i-i was talking to my mom, and-- 236 00:09:32,991 --> 00:09:33,557 Yeah. 237 00:09:35,291 --> 00:09:35,624 I heard. 238 00:09:45,792 --> 00:09:48,426 Susan? Hi. It's, uh, Bree . I'm glad you're home. 239 00:09:48,492 --> 00:09:50,259 Uh, listen, i-i thought i might stop by for a little visit. 240 00:09:55,593 --> 00:09:57,760 Look, i've only got, uh, about an hour before my next job. 241 00:09:57,993 --> 00:09:59,193 Uh, is it okay if i grab lunch in front of the tv? 242 00:09:59,193 --> 00:10:01,760 I wanted to watch the game. Oh, sure. I'll--i'll bring up a tray. 243 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:02,494 Oh, thanks. 244 00:10:04,394 --> 00:10:05,294 Bree thinks you're doing drugs. 245 00:10:06,894 --> 00:10:09,294 She found this on her kitchen floor, 246 00:10:09,861 --> 00:10:10,661 And it's not aspirin. 247 00:10:11,795 --> 00:10:13,128 Well, you know, my shoulder's been hurting lately. 248 00:10:13,395 --> 00:10:15,395 She says it's a narcotic, and it's highly addictive. 249 00:10:15,862 --> 00:10:16,495 Given your history-- 250 00:10:16,495 --> 00:10:18,662 Whoa, whoa, Susan , these--these were prescribed by a doctor 251 00:10:18,662 --> 00:10:19,529 Right after my accident. 252 00:10:20,029 --> 00:10:20,962 I found a couple in the medicine cabinet, 253 00:10:20,962 --> 00:10:21,762 And i've been carrying 'em around 254 00:10:21,862 --> 00:10:23,762 In case my shoulder acts up. Really? 255 00:10:23,929 --> 00:10:25,696 Yeah. Really. They were the last two. 256 00:10:26,263 --> 00:10:27,063 So you got nothing to worry about. 257 00:10:27,463 --> 00:10:31,130 Oh, thank god! You have no idea where my mind went. 258 00:10:31,363 --> 00:10:33,530 I had you roaming back alleys to score your dope, 259 00:10:34,163 --> 00:10:35,430 Pawning our good silver to pay your dealer. 260 00:10:36,330 --> 00:10:37,830 And we don't even have good silver, 261 00:10:37,830 --> 00:10:39,597 So it got worse 'cause you had to knock over a gas station 262 00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:40,564 To buy the silver to pawn it off. 263 00:10:41,264 --> 00:10:42,331 I was really making myself crazy. 264 00:10:42,798 --> 00:10:43,598 I'm sorry about that. 265 00:10:43,931 --> 00:10:46,065 But i reiterate-- old pill, no problem. 266 00:10:46,331 --> 00:10:47,765 I knew it. I'm so happy. 267 00:10:48,698 --> 00:10:49,265 Mmm. Good. 268 00:10:49,998 --> 00:10:51,365 Mm, now fix me some lunch, woman. 269 00:10:51,598 --> 00:10:52,632 Oh! I w Ann a watch the damn game. 270 00:10:56,932 --> 00:10:57,732 Can i help you? 271 00:10:58,232 --> 00:11:00,299 Yes, um, can you tell me who i would talk to 272 00:11:00,299 --> 00:11:01,966 About having my baby circumcised? 273 00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:05,467 What do you mean you can't help me? 274 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:09,367 I received a registered letter from your husband which reads, 275 00:11:09,367 --> 00:11:11,600 "i do not wish for my son, Benjamin Hodge , 276 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:12,567 "to be circumcised. 277 00:11:12,801 --> 00:11:14,801 Should the recipient of this letter encounter my wife... 278 00:11:15,268 --> 00:11:16,568 "please feel free to show her this letter 279 00:11:16,568 --> 00:11:18,168 "and assure her of its wide distribution 280 00:11:18,168 --> 00:11:19,201 "to hospitals and physicians 281 00:11:19,435 --> 00:11:21,768 Across this and two neighboring states." 282 00:11:22,235 --> 00:11:23,202 Does this seem too warm to you? 283 00:11:23,368 --> 00:11:25,035 That you even felt such a thing was necessary. 284 00:11:25,102 --> 00:11:27,602 Well, obviously, it was. Forgive me for knowing my wife. 285 00:11:28,869 --> 00:11:30,402 What's that supposed to mean? You don't trust me? 286 00:11:30,802 --> 00:11:32,069 I trust you not to break your word. 287 00:11:32,403 --> 00:11:33,969 Since you've pointedly refused to give it, 288 00:11:34,136 --> 00:11:36,370 I trusted you to snip first and debate the merits later. 289 00:11:36,703 --> 00:11:38,870 I'm only thinking of Benjamin . Be reasonable. 290 00:11:39,270 --> 00:11:40,303 You're the one who's unreasonable. 291 00:11:41,003 --> 00:11:42,604 What have you got against untrimmed penises? 292 00:11:43,004 --> 00:11:44,470 They're... Unsightly. 293 00:11:46,137 --> 00:11:47,571 I do not want our son to be teased... 294 00:11:48,371 --> 00:11:49,404 For being different. Do you? 295 00:11:49,638 --> 00:11:50,604 Ah, so in the end, 296 00:11:50,838 --> 00:11:53,238 It all comes down to tradition and conformity. 297 00:11:53,238 --> 00:11:55,405 What is wrong with that? I thought we liked conformity. 298 00:11:55,438 --> 00:11:58,305 Not at the price of pain and reduced sexual pleasure. 299 00:11:59,672 --> 00:12:01,039 I can tell you someone whose sexual pleasure 300 00:12:01,039 --> 00:12:02,539 Is going to be reduced big-time! 301 00:12:04,872 --> 00:12:05,506 Hey, sweetheart. 302 00:12:07,439 --> 00:12:07,973 What's that? 303 00:12:09,173 --> 00:12:10,073 Just something for school. 304 00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:14,073 What was that name you just typed in? 305 00:12:16,707 --> 00:12:17,974 We were assigned a genealogy project. 306 00:12:18,207 --> 00:12:19,341 I have to do research on my father. 307 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:22,441 I will call your tea Cher . 308 00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:23,908 She'll assign you a different project. 309 00:12:25,575 --> 00:12:26,141 What do you think you're doing? 310 00:12:26,775 --> 00:12:27,975 I am learning about my father. 311 00:12:30,608 --> 00:12:32,142 Dylan! For years, you have told me 312 00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:33,975 That my father is too evil to talk about. 313 00:12:34,375 --> 00:12:35,642 Now i find out you've discussed him 314 00:12:35,642 --> 00:12:36,776 At a neighborhood game night?! 315 00:12:38,109 --> 00:12:40,276 Regardless, i am still your mother, 316 00:12:40,909 --> 00:12:41,643 And while you're under my roof, 317 00:12:42,343 --> 00:12:43,476 You will obey my rules. 318 00:12:44,343 --> 00:12:45,010 And what if i don't? 319 00:12:45,643 --> 00:12:48,177 Are you gonna slap me again, kick me out of the house? 320 00:12:48,677 --> 00:12:49,944 Go ahead. Try it. See what happens. 321 00:12:51,811 --> 00:12:52,544 I'm sorry, mom. 322 00:12:53,111 --> 00:12:54,311 You can't stop me this time. 323 00:12:56,544 --> 00:12:58,845 I am officially no longer afraid of you. 324 00:13:05,179 --> 00:13:07,479 And he needed something for the pain, so he happened to find 325 00:13:07,479 --> 00:13:08,846 The last two pills in the medicine cabinet, 326 00:13:08,846 --> 00:13:09,646 And he took 'em. 327 00:13:10,779 --> 00:13:11,412 It's no big deal. 328 00:13:13,179 --> 00:13:13,979 Let me show you something. 329 00:13:14,746 --> 00:13:15,546 You see this breadmaker? 330 00:13:15,713 --> 00:13:17,246 This is where i hid a bottle of chardonnay 331 00:13:17,246 --> 00:13:18,913 After i told everyone i'd stopped drinking. 332 00:13:19,647 --> 00:13:20,613 Oh, but this isn't the same thing. 333 00:13:20,913 --> 00:13:22,180 Mike wouldn't lie to me about this. 334 00:13:25,247 --> 00:13:26,347 And this rotating spice rack? 335 00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:27,947 Those little airplane bottles of vodka 336 00:13:27,947 --> 00:13:29,214 Fit perfectly in the back. 337 00:13:31,214 --> 00:13:32,348 He said there were no more pills. 338 00:13:33,148 --> 00:13:34,181 I was looking him in the eye. 339 00:13:34,348 --> 00:13:37,048 Susan, addicts are experts at deception. 340 00:13:37,715 --> 00:13:38,515 My advice to you-- 341 00:13:39,215 --> 00:13:39,849 Trust... 342 00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:42,882 But verify. 343 00:14:20,653 --> 00:14:22,420 So... This is nice-- 344 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:23,920 Little family get-together. 345 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:26,887 Why didn't you call Lucy ? 346 00:14:27,453 --> 00:14:28,954 Oh, you know her, always busy. 347 00:14:30,554 --> 00:14:32,954 So, mom... You look good. 348 00:14:33,621 --> 00:14:34,954 Thanks. You seeing anybody? 349 00:14:36,654 --> 00:14:37,854 Not that i wanna tell you about. 350 00:14:37,988 --> 00:14:39,355 Mm, still alone. 351 00:14:39,888 --> 00:14:42,022 Ooh, look. The special is chicken. 352 00:14:42,255 --> 00:14:44,022 Doesn't that sound good? Ooh, order me one. 353 00:14:44,255 --> 00:14:47,622 I-i'm going to the bar and-- and check the score on the game. Have fun. 354 00:14:48,522 --> 00:14:50,089 I know what this is, and i'm not doing it. 355 00:14:50,356 --> 00:14:52,756 What? What? We're having lunch. She's not moving back in. 356 00:14:52,823 --> 00:14:54,589 I resist your attempts to manipulate me. 357 00:14:54,656 --> 00:14:56,023 Nobody is manipulating you. 358 00:14:56,023 --> 00:14:56,990 My boundaries are strong. 359 00:14:56,990 --> 00:14:58,723 I know what i want, and i deserve to be happy. 360 00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:01,457 What have you got there? Are you reading from something? 361 00:15:01,790 --> 00:15:02,324 Okay! 362 00:15:02,957 --> 00:15:04,424 As soon as you invited me to lunch, 363 00:15:04,557 --> 00:15:05,457 I called my therapist. 364 00:15:05,757 --> 00:15:06,324 And he told me 365 00:15:06,324 --> 00:15:08,091 You'd try to guilt me into taking mom back, but... 366 00:15:09,591 --> 00:15:10,891 "i will not be emotionally blackmailed." 367 00:15:10,958 --> 00:15:11,524 Give me that. 368 00:15:12,791 --> 00:15:14,158 I already had her, Lynette . 369 00:15:14,325 --> 00:15:15,692 She stayed with me for two years-- 370 00:15:15,825 --> 00:15:17,525 Two years in which my weight ballooned. 371 00:15:18,092 --> 00:15:19,192 She put me through four different hairstyles. 372 00:15:19,192 --> 00:15:22,459 Once, she even brought home this guy she met at a bar. 373 00:15:24,159 --> 00:15:25,126 She's so not like that now. 374 00:15:25,126 --> 00:15:26,726 I don't care. 375 00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:28,560 The day she moved out, i got my life back. 376 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,693 So if you w Ann a have lunch, fine. 377 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:31,993 But that's it. 378 00:15:32,393 --> 00:15:33,827 Okay. Okay. 379 00:15:34,593 --> 00:15:35,127 Okay. 380 00:15:43,994 --> 00:15:44,661 Good for you. 381 00:15:46,961 --> 00:15:47,461 I'm sorry. 382 00:15:53,929 --> 00:15:54,329 Where's the chicken? 383 00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:57,429 Oh, yeah. Where is that waiter? I'm gonna go find him. 384 00:16:00,163 --> 00:16:00,963 Just hear me out. 385 00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:04,796 If you trim the sides in a little, 386 00:16:04,796 --> 00:16:07,830 I think you'll lose that wingy effect you have going now. 387 00:16:07,997 --> 00:16:08,630 Mom! 388 00:16:08,964 --> 00:16:10,697 Well, i'm just saying that with the shape of your face, 389 00:16:11,030 --> 00:16:12,697 You're not doing yourself any favors. Do you think 390 00:16:12,697 --> 00:16:14,797 You could go for one minute without being critical? 391 00:16:14,931 --> 00:16:15,731 What are you talking about? 392 00:16:16,064 --> 00:16:19,031 I have not said one word about your eye shadow yet. 393 00:16:21,498 --> 00:16:22,465 "i reject your negativity. 394 00:16:22,632 --> 00:16:24,298 I am as beautiful as i feel inside." 395 00:16:27,965 --> 00:16:28,999 Oh, it's you. 396 00:16:29,432 --> 00:16:30,799 Thank you for calling about my painting. 397 00:16:31,132 --> 00:16:32,166 I can't believe i forgot that. 398 00:16:32,399 --> 00:16:33,666 Yeah, i know it meant a lot to you. 399 00:16:38,066 --> 00:16:38,700 There's a hole in it. 400 00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:40,567 Yeah, i don't get modern art either. 401 00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:41,900 Okay, Edie ... 402 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,134 I know that you're angry right now, but-- 403 00:16:44,134 --> 00:16:46,001 You think i'm angry? 404 00:16:46,634 --> 00:16:47,434 You should've seen Victor . 405 00:16:48,868 --> 00:16:49,268 What? 406 00:16:49,434 --> 00:16:50,768 Yeah, we had a little chat. 407 00:16:51,501 --> 00:16:53,335 Actually, he didn't believe that you were screwing his wife... 408 00:16:53,735 --> 00:16:55,268 Until i showed him some photos, 409 00:16:55,902 --> 00:16:57,402 And then he was just enraged. 410 00:16:58,202 --> 00:16:59,002 It was a little scary. 411 00:17:07,236 --> 00:17:08,036 For god sakes, Carlos , 412 00:17:08,036 --> 00:17:09,170 Am i gonna have to change this number? 413 00:17:09,503 --> 00:17:10,370 Victor knows. 414 00:17:10,770 --> 00:17:11,870 Knows what? Everything. 415 00:17:12,203 --> 00:17:13,237 Edie told him we're having an affair. 416 00:17:13,737 --> 00:17:15,804 No, that's impossible. He hasn't said a word. 417 00:17:16,037 --> 00:17:18,904 In fact, i've never seen him so s weet and attentive. 418 00:17:19,237 --> 00:17:20,271 It's an act! 419 00:17:20,837 --> 00:17:22,038 Edie said he was enraged. 420 00:17:22,204 --> 00:17:23,471 Well, if he's so mad at me, 421 00:17:23,538 --> 00:17:27,138 Why would he take me on a boat trip? He took you on a boat? 422 00:17:29,105 --> 00:17:30,872 Oh, crap. I think you need to get out of there. 423 00:17:31,272 --> 00:17:31,672 Gaby? 424 00:17:35,406 --> 00:17:36,939 I-i was just talking to... Bree. 425 00:17:37,739 --> 00:17:38,373 Oh. Oh, no, no. 426 00:17:39,173 --> 00:17:40,606 We agreed--total privacy. 427 00:17:43,006 --> 00:17:44,040 When we head home, you can have it back. 428 00:17:44,673 --> 00:17:47,173 And you can talk to... Bree as much as you like. 429 00:17:58,675 --> 00:17:59,408 Can i get you something? 430 00:18:01,408 --> 00:18:02,208 No, i'm good. 431 00:18:04,975 --> 00:18:05,475 You okay? 432 00:18:06,675 --> 00:18:08,175 Uh, actually, i'm really cold. 433 00:18:08,576 --> 00:18:10,109 Maybe we should bail and do this another day. 434 00:18:10,576 --> 00:18:12,976 You know, when it's warmer. It'll warm up. 435 00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:16,743 Oh, okay, well, just in case, we should run back to shore 436 00:18:16,743 --> 00:18:17,710 So i can grab a jacket. 437 00:18:18,176 --> 00:18:18,743 Gaby... 438 00:18:20,210 --> 00:18:20,843 You're not going anywhere. 439 00:18:21,744 --> 00:18:22,377 I'm not? 440 00:18:22,610 --> 00:18:25,077 I know about everything--you, Carlos , the affair, everything. 441 00:18:27,077 --> 00:18:29,411 Okay. I am so sorry. 442 00:18:29,878 --> 00:18:31,011 But in my defense, 443 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:32,111 You were always gone, 444 00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:35,645 And you knew how needy i was when you married me. 445 00:18:36,045 --> 00:18:38,279 That's it? That's all you have to say to me? 446 00:18:38,445 --> 00:18:40,912 Well, it'd be easier to talk if we were back on shore. 447 00:18:48,113 --> 00:18:48,680 What are you doing? 448 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:50,113 It's bad enough you've betrayed me. 449 00:18:51,947 --> 00:18:52,913 Now i have to listen to your whining? 450 00:18:55,714 --> 00:18:56,514 I brought something for you. 451 00:19:04,081 --> 00:19:04,714 Gaby! 452 00:19:07,681 --> 00:19:08,248 Gaby! 453 00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:09,782 Gaby! 454 00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:18,416 What's that? 455 00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:20,749 Everything i know about your father-- 456 00:19:21,616 --> 00:19:23,150 Date of birth, his mother's name, 457 00:19:23,716 --> 00:19:24,516 Last known address. 458 00:19:25,617 --> 00:19:26,750 It's everything you need to find him. 459 00:19:30,417 --> 00:19:30,984 Thank you. 460 00:19:34,417 --> 00:19:35,051 Before you take this... 461 00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:38,251 You have to promise me something. 462 00:19:42,085 --> 00:19:42,485 Okay. 463 00:19:43,685 --> 00:19:44,585 You c Ann ot bring him here... 464 00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:47,519 Or even tell him where i am. 465 00:19:48,552 --> 00:19:49,052 Why? 466 00:19:50,252 --> 00:19:51,586 The last time that i saw your father, 467 00:19:52,086 --> 00:19:53,453 It was to tell him that i was leaving him, 468 00:19:53,919 --> 00:19:55,520 And i was taking you with me. 469 00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:00,720 He, uh, he always liked to s lap me around a little bit. 470 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:03,754 But that night was... 471 00:20:07,421 --> 00:20:08,221 Unimaginable. 472 00:20:08,654 --> 00:20:09,621 I don't remember everything. 473 00:20:09,688 --> 00:20:11,688 I-i was in pretty bad shape by the end of it. 474 00:20:12,655 --> 00:20:14,821 But once he was done 475 00:20:14,821 --> 00:20:16,255 Slamming my face into the wall, 476 00:20:17,855 --> 00:20:19,222 He started choking me, 477 00:20:19,922 --> 00:20:21,055 And he kept screaming 478 00:20:21,222 --> 00:20:22,722 That he was gonna kill me. 479 00:20:24,256 --> 00:20:25,189 And the last thought 480 00:20:25,189 --> 00:20:25,989 That i had... 481 00:20:30,090 --> 00:20:32,090 Was what would happen to you if i died. 482 00:20:36,557 --> 00:20:37,824 So you can't tell him where i am. 483 00:20:40,057 --> 00:20:40,724 You just can't. 484 00:20:48,058 --> 00:20:49,758 Maybe you can talk to my tea Cher Tom orrow... 485 00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:52,459 And have her give me another assignment. 486 00:20:54,792 --> 00:20:55,426 Thank you. 487 00:21:15,261 --> 00:21:16,861 I told you, if you're gonna have a tree house... 488 00:21:16,861 --> 00:21:17,994 You've gotta keep it clean. 489 00:21:23,362 --> 00:21:25,429 Here. Take these and dump them by the front door. 490 00:21:25,662 --> 00:21:27,662 Hey, what the hell are you doing?! 491 00:21:30,129 --> 00:21:31,262 Mom, hurry. Get out of the car. 492 00:21:35,163 --> 00:21:37,430 No, no, no. You are not leaving those here. 493 00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:38,363 Hi, mom. 494 00:21:38,763 --> 00:21:40,063 Take her away. Unh-unh, Lynette . 495 00:21:40,063 --> 00:21:41,564 You may have been able to strong-arm the weak one, 496 00:21:41,564 --> 00:21:42,930 But not me. I'm not weak! 497 00:21:42,997 --> 00:21:44,464 Then why did you call me? Get out of our way. Lucy, 498 00:21:44,464 --> 00:21:45,397 Every fight we have ever had 499 00:21:45,397 --> 00:21:46,931 Has ended with my foot on your neck. 500 00:21:46,931 --> 00:21:48,698 I guarantee that this one's gonna end the same way, too. 501 00:21:50,998 --> 00:21:51,898 Maybe we should talk inside. 502 00:22:11,100 --> 00:22:13,100 I'm often asked why the torah tells us 503 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:16,200 That a child must be circumcised on the eighth day of his life. 504 00:22:16,867 --> 00:22:19,101 Some say that's how long it takes to get a decent caterer. 505 00:22:26,201 --> 00:22:27,468 What a lovely ceremony. 506 00:22:28,201 --> 00:22:29,235 I'm deborah's friend Bree . 507 00:22:29,802 --> 00:22:32,369 I have what may strike you as a very odd request. 508 00:22:32,602 --> 00:22:33,869 Trust me, it won't be one i haven't heard. 509 00:22:35,169 --> 00:22:36,102 Do you think, while you're here, 510 00:22:36,102 --> 00:22:38,436 Do could do a bris for my baby, too? 511 00:22:39,303 --> 00:22:40,436 Okay, new one. 512 00:22:40,903 --> 00:22:41,469 Good for you. 513 00:22:41,936 --> 00:22:44,670 I know it might seem tacky piggybacking on deborah's bris, 514 00:22:44,670 --> 00:22:47,470 But... We could do it in the den very quietly. 515 00:22:48,037 --> 00:22:49,637 Uh, well, as we just saw, 516 00:22:49,637 --> 00:22:51,304 There's so such thing as a quiet bris. 517 00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:53,071 You said your name was Bree ? 518 00:22:53,104 --> 00:22:54,304 Yes, Bree Hodge ... 519 00:22:55,971 --> 00:22:56,838 Born rabinowitz. 520 00:22:57,104 --> 00:22:59,338 Huh. I wouldn't have taken you for jewish. 521 00:22:59,405 --> 00:23:01,638 I should only have a Nickel for every time i've heard that. 522 00:23:02,605 --> 00:23:03,572 Don't you want a proper bris 523 00:23:03,572 --> 00:23:05,739 With your friends and family there? I would love that, 524 00:23:05,739 --> 00:23:08,839 But my husband Orson -- big, stubborn, goy. 525 00:23:09,172 --> 00:23:10,372 He says we should do nothing 526 00:23:10,839 --> 00:23:12,273 And let the child decide when he's grown. 527 00:23:13,239 --> 00:23:15,540 We don't pick our parents-- we should pick our religion? 528 00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:17,140 I wouldn't feel right doing this 529 00:23:17,140 --> 00:23:18,273 Without speaking to your husband. 530 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,173 Well, he's out of town, and... 531 00:23:21,307 --> 00:23:23,474 Our Benjamin is 8 days old today. 532 00:23:24,107 --> 00:23:25,074 And if i don't do this, 533 00:23:25,241 --> 00:23:26,507 My grandma... 534 00:23:27,874 --> 00:23:28,408 Tzeitel... 535 00:23:29,141 --> 00:23:31,074 Will never forgive me, may she rest in peace. 536 00:23:31,775 --> 00:23:33,775 You realize that this is a covenant? 537 00:23:34,241 --> 00:23:35,608 That whatever your husband says, 538 00:23:35,775 --> 00:23:36,742 You are promising 539 00:23:36,808 --> 00:23:38,909 To raise your child as a devout jew? 540 00:23:41,209 --> 00:23:42,476 I swear to you before god 541 00:23:42,742 --> 00:23:45,443 That this child will be as devout a jew as i am. 542 00:23:51,810 --> 00:23:54,277 Hey, where have you been? I woke up, and you were gone. 543 00:23:54,743 --> 00:23:55,944 Oh, we had a very busy day. 544 00:23:55,944 --> 00:23:57,144 We dropped off the dry cleaning, 545 00:23:57,144 --> 00:23:59,244 We deposited money into our christmas account, 546 00:23:59,244 --> 00:24:00,577 And then we got circumcised. 547 00:24:03,311 --> 00:24:04,111 You did what?! 548 00:24:05,545 --> 00:24:07,545 It's just a little unsightly foreskin. He'll never miss it. 549 00:24:07,845 --> 00:24:09,612 So why stop there? Why--why not cut off his testicles? 550 00:24:09,612 --> 00:24:12,112 You obviously have no problem going after mine. Orson. 551 00:24:12,112 --> 00:24:13,212 Well, what do you call it, Bree ? 552 00:24:13,945 --> 00:24:15,946 Going behind my back, ignoring my feelings on this? 553 00:24:15,946 --> 00:24:17,446 I gave them very serious consideration. 554 00:24:17,446 --> 00:24:19,146 But it's my blood running in his veins, 555 00:24:19,146 --> 00:24:20,479 Which ultimately makes it my decision. 556 00:24:22,013 --> 00:24:22,880 Your blood? 557 00:24:25,113 --> 00:24:25,913 So who am i to Benjamin ? 558 00:24:27,447 --> 00:24:28,714 A friendly uncle? A male nanny? 559 00:24:29,114 --> 00:24:29,747 Of course not. 560 00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:31,047 Then why do you treat me 561 00:24:31,047 --> 00:24:32,547 Like i'm anything less than his father? 562 00:24:33,281 --> 00:24:34,147 I mean, haven't i earned that 563 00:24:34,147 --> 00:24:35,581 During the course of our little hoax? 564 00:24:35,848 --> 00:24:38,148 I lied for you. I-i risked public humiliation. 565 00:24:38,148 --> 00:24:40,381 I do everything but strap on the pregnancy harness myself. 566 00:24:41,115 --> 00:24:41,915 I know that. 567 00:24:43,382 --> 00:24:45,615 I see myself as Benjamin 's father. 568 00:24:47,149 --> 00:24:48,582 I need to know if you see me that way, too. 569 00:24:53,216 --> 00:24:54,649 I know how much you love Benjamin . 570 00:24:57,616 --> 00:24:58,083 I guess... 571 00:24:59,617 --> 00:25:00,583 I guess i just have to remember 572 00:25:00,650 --> 00:25:02,817 That it's love that makes us a family and not blood. 573 00:25:16,085 --> 00:25:18,785 Your son would like you to hold him. 574 00:25:26,619 --> 00:25:28,686 By the way, his hebrew name is Simcha . 575 00:25:30,153 --> 00:25:30,853 I'll explain later. 576 00:25:38,020 --> 00:25:39,454 Oh, Carlos , thank god you're here. 577 00:25:40,421 --> 00:25:41,121 Where is he? Where's Victor ? 578 00:25:41,921 --> 00:25:43,354 Well, i-i clubbed him and knocked him overboard. 579 00:25:44,888 --> 00:25:45,588 He's in the ocean?! 580 00:25:45,855 --> 00:25:47,521 He was going to kill me! He had a gun. 581 00:25:47,755 --> 00:25:48,888 Okay, okay, let me think. 582 00:25:50,322 --> 00:25:52,222 You saw him in the water. I mean, he's not dead, right? 583 00:25:52,555 --> 00:25:53,922 No, he's mad, but he wasn't dead. 584 00:25:54,222 --> 00:25:55,656 So then we'll send someone out there to fish him out. 585 00:25:56,156 --> 00:25:57,656 We'll call the police, show 'em the gun 586 00:25:58,056 --> 00:25:58,956 And tell that 'em that it was self-defense. 587 00:25:58,956 --> 00:25:59,589 You still have the gun? 588 00:26:05,657 --> 00:26:06,057 It's in there. 589 00:26:11,090 --> 00:26:13,024 Well, maybe he wanted it to muffle the gun. 590 00:26:14,457 --> 00:26:15,558 There is no gun. 591 00:26:17,891 --> 00:26:18,358 Ice pick? 592 00:26:20,125 --> 00:26:21,491 What are you doing? I'm calling the coast guard. 593 00:26:21,558 --> 00:26:23,325 And tell them what, i knocked my husband overboard 594 00:26:23,325 --> 00:26:24,692 Because he was coming after me with a sweater? 595 00:26:26,125 --> 00:26:27,159 No, come on. We gotta go back out there. 596 00:26:28,992 --> 00:26:30,359 Guys, i can't be any clearer on this. 597 00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:33,226 I am not taking her back. It's your turn, simple as that. 598 00:26:33,426 --> 00:26:34,159 I've had her for four months. 599 00:26:34,159 --> 00:26:35,660 I also had cancer for four months, 600 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,760 And if i could've asked one of them to leave, 601 00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:40,860 I'm not sure which i would've picked. Oh, four months, boohoo. 602 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:41,827 I had her for a year, 603 00:26:41,894 --> 00:26:43,894 And that was the year she joined the gin of the month club. 604 00:26:44,127 --> 00:26:45,327 I don't have any room for her. 605 00:26:45,327 --> 00:26:47,327 I already have seven people in four bedrooms. 606 00:26:47,327 --> 00:26:49,828 There it is-- the "i have a family" card. Congratulations. 607 00:26:49,828 --> 00:26:50,528 You can reproduce. 608 00:26:50,528 --> 00:26:51,561 We're all thrilled for you. 609 00:26:52,528 --> 00:26:53,728 Why can't you take her? 610 00:26:53,728 --> 00:26:55,895 You are in that huge house all by yourself 611 00:26:55,962 --> 00:26:58,062 That you got from the divorce. Dave and i are just separated. 612 00:26:58,195 --> 00:26:59,662 There's a good chance that he's moving back in, 613 00:26:59,795 --> 00:27:01,729 But not if mom is living there. Well, 614 00:27:01,729 --> 00:27:03,329 We can't just throw her out on the street. 615 00:27:03,629 --> 00:27:04,129 I can. 616 00:27:05,629 --> 00:27:06,196 My therapist said 617 00:27:06,196 --> 00:27:08,430 It's time for me to be a little more "lydia-centric." 618 00:27:10,196 --> 00:27:11,863 I really w Ann a meet this jackass. 619 00:27:12,430 --> 00:27:14,597 Okay, we all have our excuses, 620 00:27:14,830 --> 00:27:16,597 But we gotta figure something out. 621 00:27:16,597 --> 00:27:17,864 Come on. She is our mother. 622 00:27:18,497 --> 00:27:19,064 Is she? 623 00:27:20,364 --> 00:27:22,264 She never acted like one, not that i can remember. 624 00:27:22,431 --> 00:27:24,031 I remember she showed up drunk to my graduation, 625 00:27:24,031 --> 00:27:25,065 Wearing a housecoat. 626 00:27:25,231 --> 00:27:26,831 Okay, but the point is, she went. 627 00:27:27,331 --> 00:27:28,131 Remember that one christmas? 628 00:27:28,632 --> 00:27:31,398 And we came down, and there was mom under the tree, 629 00:27:31,665 --> 00:27:33,565 Passed out drunk in the middle of all of our unwrapped toys. 630 00:27:33,565 --> 00:27:35,399 My raggedy Ann smelled like peppermint schnapps. 631 00:27:35,399 --> 00:27:37,899 Okay, she wasn't perfect, clearly. 632 00:27:37,899 --> 00:27:39,399 But she gave birth to us. 633 00:27:39,399 --> 00:27:42,033 We owe her our lives, and now that she needs us, 634 00:27:42,033 --> 00:27:43,566 We can't just turn our back on her. 635 00:27:44,033 --> 00:27:45,967 I know i'm supposed to feel guilty, but i don't. 636 00:27:46,367 --> 00:27:47,000 I don't either. 637 00:27:49,234 --> 00:27:51,567 It's like you're saying you don't care about her. 638 00:27:54,267 --> 00:27:54,901 At all? 639 00:27:58,335 --> 00:27:59,301 And i don't under Stan d that. 640 00:27:59,935 --> 00:28:01,802 Well... If you care so much, 641 00:28:01,802 --> 00:28:04,902 Then the answer to the problem is sorta obvious, isn't it? 642 00:28:07,535 --> 00:28:08,336 We can help with money. 643 00:28:09,536 --> 00:28:10,802 I can send you $100 a month. 644 00:28:16,636 --> 00:28:17,036 I don't need your money. 645 00:28:17,036 --> 00:28:18,803 I can take care of my mother all by myself. 646 00:28:20,737 --> 00:28:21,604 Lynette... 647 00:28:21,870 --> 00:28:22,670 Here's how you can help-- 648 00:28:22,904 --> 00:28:24,670 Don'tvisit for the next few years, 649 00:28:25,304 --> 00:28:26,604 Cause it seems fairly likely 650 00:28:26,604 --> 00:28:28,438 I won't have stopped hating you by then. 651 00:28:31,538 --> 00:28:33,238 I guess that's her way of asking us to leave. 652 00:28:34,671 --> 00:28:35,872 Mom, where's grandma going? 653 00:28:36,338 --> 00:28:36,972 Going? 654 00:28:50,506 --> 00:28:50,973 Wait. 655 00:28:52,173 --> 00:28:52,640 What's that? 656 00:28:53,307 --> 00:28:53,940 Gaby! 657 00:28:57,207 --> 00:28:58,407 Here. Sit him here. 658 00:29:03,841 --> 00:29:04,641 You tried to kill me. 659 00:29:05,775 --> 00:29:06,808 Well, i came back for you, didn't i? 660 00:29:07,608 --> 00:29:09,842 What were you thinking?! Well, i thought you were trying to kill me. 661 00:29:09,842 --> 00:29:11,208 I was just trying to talk to you, 662 00:29:12,142 --> 00:29:13,275 See if we still had a chance. 663 00:29:14,475 --> 00:29:15,742 I see that you're still screwing this guy. 664 00:29:16,742 --> 00:29:18,009 And what the hell is he doing on my boat?! 665 00:29:18,009 --> 00:29:19,543 You mean, besides saving your life? 666 00:29:20,176 --> 00:29:21,143 That was a big mistake, buddy. 667 00:29:22,676 --> 00:29:23,376 Oh, right. 668 00:29:23,943 --> 00:29:24,977 Yeah, you're the guy that said 669 00:29:25,043 --> 00:29:26,177 If anyone messed with your woman, 670 00:29:26,743 --> 00:29:28,410 That you'd use your money to make 'em disappear. 671 00:29:29,444 --> 00:29:30,410 But right now it's just you and me. 672 00:29:31,210 --> 00:29:32,977 So how tough are you without your a.t.m. Card? 673 00:29:36,978 --> 00:29:37,678 That's what i figured. 674 00:29:39,845 --> 00:29:40,478 Aah! Victor! 675 00:29:41,211 --> 00:29:41,845 Oh, my god! 676 00:29:43,745 --> 00:29:45,445 Victor! Oh! Oh, my god! 677 00:29:45,912 --> 00:29:46,645 Come on. Get up! Hey. Hey. 678 00:29:46,645 --> 00:29:47,745 Get up. I wanna see the look on your face 679 00:29:47,745 --> 00:29:48,479 When the knife goes in. 680 00:29:55,113 --> 00:29:56,246 Oh, i'm getting pretty good at that. 681 00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:59,113 Okay, let's pull him back in again. 682 00:29:59,347 --> 00:30:00,147 What, are you crazy?! Oh, 683 00:30:00,147 --> 00:30:01,814 We'll just tie him up so he doesn't cause any trouble. 684 00:30:01,814 --> 00:30:02,314 Victor! 685 00:30:05,181 --> 00:30:07,114 Where'd he go? Victor! 686 00:30:07,347 --> 00:30:09,114 Victor! Victor! 687 00:30:22,082 --> 00:30:23,349 Maybe we should go back out and look some more. 688 00:30:23,349 --> 00:30:24,949 We looked for six hours. He's gone. 689 00:30:28,250 --> 00:30:29,116 Oh, my god. We killed him. 690 00:30:29,583 --> 00:30:30,616 It was self-defense, right? 691 00:30:31,116 --> 00:30:32,717 I mean, he was trying to kill us. We can't prove that. 692 00:30:35,184 --> 00:30:36,217 This is bad, Gaby . 693 00:30:37,917 --> 00:30:39,184 Oh, when people find out we were on that boat with him, it... 694 00:30:41,918 --> 00:30:42,618 Maybe they won't. 695 00:30:43,651 --> 00:30:44,151 What do you mean? 696 00:30:44,684 --> 00:30:46,218 No one but you knows i was with Victor . 697 00:30:47,251 --> 00:30:48,385 I'll say he went out alone. 698 00:30:49,652 --> 00:30:50,685 I told him i was leaving him, 699 00:30:50,685 --> 00:30:52,452 And he was depressed, suic Ida l even. 700 00:30:52,619 --> 00:30:53,419 Only one problem-- 701 00:30:54,619 --> 00:30:55,252 The boat's right here. 702 00:30:56,919 --> 00:30:58,286 Then maybe the boat needs to go back out... 703 00:30:59,486 --> 00:31:00,053 Alone. 704 00:31:17,121 --> 00:31:18,855 Whatever you're thinking, i can explain. 705 00:31:19,255 --> 00:31:21,021 I'm thinking that you're a drug addict and a liar, 706 00:31:21,355 --> 00:31:23,588 So say something that's not that. Susan, listen-- 707 00:31:23,588 --> 00:31:25,255 Is it so horrible living with me? 708 00:31:25,255 --> 00:31:26,855 I mean, do i make you so miserable 709 00:31:26,855 --> 00:31:29,189 That you can't even face me without numbing the pain? 710 00:31:29,722 --> 00:31:30,622 Of course not. 711 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:32,356 I love you. 712 00:31:32,689 --> 00:31:34,356 Well, if you did, you wouldn't be doing this! 713 00:31:34,923 --> 00:31:37,023 I mean, my god, Mike , we have a baby on the way! 714 00:31:39,323 --> 00:31:40,123 Can i say something now? 715 00:31:40,123 --> 00:31:42,857 Sure, go ahead. Oh, should i look you in the eyes? 716 00:31:43,324 --> 00:31:44,757 Does it make it easier for you to lie? 717 00:31:45,724 --> 00:31:46,691 I didn't tell you... 718 00:31:47,091 --> 00:31:49,224 About the pills 'cause i didn't want you to feel guilty. 719 00:31:50,358 --> 00:31:51,058 Me feel guilty? 720 00:31:51,224 --> 00:31:51,725 Yeah. 721 00:31:52,358 --> 00:31:54,025 When i put in that water heater for McCluskey , 722 00:31:54,992 --> 00:31:55,225 I really wrenched my shoulder, 723 00:31:55,225 --> 00:31:57,392 And the doctor told me i should take a break, but i didn't 724 00:31:57,858 --> 00:31:59,859 Because that was the day we found out you were pregnant. 725 00:32:00,192 --> 00:32:01,459 And from then on, all i have heard about 726 00:32:01,492 --> 00:32:04,626 Are car seats and strollers and $10,000 preschools. 727 00:32:05,426 --> 00:32:05,959 You know, it didn't seem like 728 00:32:05,959 --> 00:32:07,259 A really good time for me to quit working. 729 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,693 Mike, we don't need any of that stuff. 730 00:32:12,127 --> 00:32:12,593 Yeah. 731 00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:14,760 You say that now. 732 00:32:15,260 --> 00:32:17,260 But when Benjamin Hodge is in harvard, 733 00:32:17,494 --> 00:32:19,327 And our kid's just a plumber like his dad... 734 00:32:24,128 --> 00:32:25,328 I just want to be able to give him 735 00:32:25,628 --> 00:32:26,761 The advantages i never got. 736 00:32:28,995 --> 00:32:30,262 God, the only advantage he needs 737 00:32:30,262 --> 00:32:32,495 Is to have a healthy dad who's not doing this. 738 00:32:35,562 --> 00:32:36,029 You're right. 739 00:32:38,729 --> 00:32:40,429 I get it. Okay? 740 00:32:42,030 --> 00:32:42,596 I'm done. 741 00:32:45,297 --> 00:32:47,463 I w Ann a believe you. It's just... 742 00:32:48,264 --> 00:32:49,297 That addicts are good at lying. 743 00:32:50,897 --> 00:32:51,364 Yeah. 744 00:32:53,197 --> 00:32:53,597 All right... 745 00:32:54,397 --> 00:32:54,964 How about this? 746 00:33:07,399 --> 00:33:08,199 You believe me now? 747 00:33:10,432 --> 00:33:11,066 Thank you. 748 00:33:14,333 --> 00:33:15,133 Deception-- 749 00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:17,633 You find it in all the best homes. 750 00:33:19,933 --> 00:33:22,834 Parents rely on it when dealing with inquisitive children... 751 00:33:26,401 --> 00:33:29,868 Women use it to help keep secrets--big and small. 752 00:33:32,968 --> 00:33:33,835 Lovers need it 753 00:33:34,501 --> 00:33:37,035 To cover up inconvenient accidents. 754 00:33:39,602 --> 00:33:41,435 Why do people resort to deception? 755 00:33:44,636 --> 00:33:46,303 Because it's a handy tool 756 00:33:47,503 --> 00:33:48,570 That helps get us 757 00:33:50,003 --> 00:33:52,470 Exactly what we'relooking for.