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So here's what
you missed on Glee:
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Artie made the football team,
which is crazy,
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and Finn's not the quarterback
anymore, this new kid Sam is.
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Can you believe it?
Kurt's dad
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and Finn's mom are dating,
and are really happy together,
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which makes Finn and Kurt
sort of like brothers.
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They sure yell at each other
like brothers.
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Why is it so hard
for you to understand?
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Sue has a sister, Jean,
who she doesn't yell at at all.
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I will always love you.
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Which sort of makes her the
only person Sue doesn't yell at.
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And that's what you missed on Glee.
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FINN:
It all started a week ago.
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I was super hungry,
but my mom was gone,
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so I busted out
the George Foreman.
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It wasn't making the cool
grill marks it used to after
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I tried to use it
to dry my shoes,
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but when it comes
to grilled cheese,
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I'm not that fancy.
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And when I pulled
the sandwich out,
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I saw the face of God.
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Literally.
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I had made a Grilled Cheesus.
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I'm so hungry.
I'm not the most religious guy.
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I sort of worship Eric Clapton
and Ochocinco,
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but this was different, so,
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I decided to see what it felt
like to, you know, pray.
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FINN:
Dear Grilled Cheesus...
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First of all,
you're super delicious.
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Please, Grilled Cheesus,
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please let us win
our first football game.
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It would mean so much to Artie,
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and I think you kind of
owe it to him.
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I mean, you did sort of
screw him in the leg department.
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And in return, Cheesy Lord,
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I'll make sure we honor you
this week in Glee Club.
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(crowd roaring,
players grunting)
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(whistle blowing)
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(cheering)
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Thank you, Grilled Cheesus.
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- Hey, Dad.
- Hey, that's my boy.
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You forgot your breakfast.
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Suzanne Somers says that
skipping breakfast is suicide.
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What is this?
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It's an egg white wrap
on a sprouted wheat tortilla,
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half a grapefruit
and a green drink.
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Where's my usual breakfast?
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A Coke and two Slim Jims?
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Yeah. Breakfast of champions.
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Dad, you are not a kid anymore.
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You have to start
taking care of yourself.
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Well, I guess with
enough hot sauce,
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this will be all right.
Thanks.
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Hey, don't forget,
Friday night dinner is 6:00
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instead of 7:00 this week.
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Carole and Finn are coming over,
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and she has to work
the night shift.
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I... I can't do this Friday.
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It's Sing-along Sound of Music
at the El Royale Theater.
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It's a once-a-year event.
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And last week,
you had to camp out early
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so you could be first in line
for those Grey's Anatomy DVDs.
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Season six, Dad.
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Okay, those Friday night
dinners are a ritual
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in our family...
One your mom started.
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I know, but I'm a teenager.
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Friday nights
are kind of important to me.
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Why are you making me
feel guilty about this?
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I, of all people,
know how important
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the relationship is
between you and Carole.
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Those dinners are more
than important.
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They're sacred.
Okay, the whole point
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of having something sacred is
that it takes precedence
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over anything else
you got going on.
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Sing-along Sound of Music
is sacred to me.
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What? You think
I don't know that?
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Okay, wasn't I the one
who bought you
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that Maria bonnet
when you were six?
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Okay, the point is,
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if you start giving up stuff
like Friday night dinners,
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then you got nothing
to hold onto.
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Okay, let's face it, Kurt.
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If we don't schedule it,
then we don't hang out.
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If we don't hang out,
then our lives...
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They just go right by
each other.
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And we don't share very much.
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I'm sorry, but I'm not missing
something that I look forward to
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all year just for
another dinner.
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Maybe we could do it
Thursday or something.
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I got to tell you, Kurt.
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I'm real disappointed in you.
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(school bell ringing)
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Mr. Shue?
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I have something to say.
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Something happened to me,
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and I can't really get into it,
but it's shaken me to my core.
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Oh, my God, he's coming out.
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Why, yes,
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there is a man who's sort of
recently come into my life, and
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that man is Jesus Christ.
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That's way worse.
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And I know there's others
in here who dig him, too.
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And so I thought,
maybe this week,
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we could pay tribute
to him in music.
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You know,
pay tribute to Jesus.
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Sorry, uh,
but if I wanted to sing
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about Jesus, I'd go to church.
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And the reason I don't go
to church is because
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most churches don't think
very much of gay people.
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Or women.
Or science.
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I don't see anything wrong
with getting a little church
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- up in here.
- I agree.
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I've had a really hard year,
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and I turned to God
a lot for help.
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I, for one, wouldn't mind
saying thanks.
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Thanks for what? That it
didn't come out a lizard baby?
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Whenever I pray, I fall asleep.
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Well, guys,
maybe our song selections
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don't have to be about Jesus.
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We could do songs
about spirituality.
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You got a problem with Jesus?
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Oh, I got no problem
with the guy.
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I'm a total Jew for Jesus.
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He's my number one Heb.
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What I don't like seeing
is people using J-money
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to cramp everybody
else's style, 'cause it seems
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to me that true spirituality
or whatever you want to call it
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is about enjoying the life
that you've been given.
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I mean, I see God every time
I make out with a new chick.
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RACHEL: Okay, okay,
that doesn't make
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any sense.
In fact, it's stupid.
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Are you calling
Mr. Billy Joel stupid?
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At this time, I'd like
to continue my streak
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of doing only songs
by Jewish artists.
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PUCK: Hit it.
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(intro to "Only the Good
Die Young" begins)
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♪ Come out, Virginia,
don't let me wait. ♪
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♪ You Catholic girls
start much too late. ♪
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♪ Oh, but sooner or later,
it comes down to fate. ♪
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♪ I might as well be the one. ♪
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♪ Well, they showed you
a statue, told you to pray. ♪
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♪ They built you a temple
and locked you away. ♪
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♪ Oh, but they never told you
the price that you'd pay ♪
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♪ for things
that you might have done. ♪
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♪ Only the good die young! ♪
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♪ Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa,
whoa, oh... ♪
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♪ You got a nice white dress and
a party on your confirmation. ♪
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♪ You got a brand-new soul. ♪
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♪ Mmm, and a cross of gold. ♪
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♪ Come out, come out,
come out... ♪
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♪ Virginia, don't let me wait. ♪
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♪ You Catholic girls
start much too late. ♪
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♪ But sooner or later,
it comes down to fate. ♪
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♪ I might as well
be the one. ♪
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♪ You know that
only the good die young. ♪
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♪ Tell ya, baby. ♪
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(song ends)
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Oh!
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(cheering)
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Well, according to this,
I've still got two left,
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but let me check,
'cause I don't trust the guy
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who does my inventory.
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- Who's that?
- Me.
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Oh. Oh, geez.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Hey, you okay, man?
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Yeah, just a little
indigestion, you know.
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Don't buy salami at the gas station.
(laughs)
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(speaking French)
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Kurt?
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Can we talk to you outside?
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Where is he?
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Is he dead?
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No, he's alive, but I'm sorry
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I don't have
any other good news.
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- I want to see him.
- He hasn't regained consciousness.
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WILL:
I thought he had a heart attack.
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Brought on by an arrhythmia,
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which caused a lack
of blood to his brain.
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That's what made him
lose consciousness
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and what's keeping him comatose.
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We have him on lidocaine,
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but there's no guarantees
they're going to work
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or what kind of damage was done
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to his brain
by the lack of oxygen.
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I don't understand
what you're saying.
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When is he going
to wake up?
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I don't know.
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Okay, just... Just...
Just take us to him now, please.
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(monitor beeping)
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I need a minute.
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I don't think you
should be alone, Kurt.
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Please just give me a moment
alone with my father.
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We'll be right outside.
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Dad?
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Can you hear me?
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If you can hear me,
squeeze my hand.
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I'm holding yours right now.
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Just squeeze back.
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Come on, Dad.
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Just squeeze my hand.
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FINN:
What up, Grilled Cheesus?
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I need to ask you
for something.
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I didn't go to Sunday school
so I don't know
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if God works the same as a genie
and I only get three wishes,
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but here's the thing.
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Dating Rachel is great,
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but she's kind of a prude,
and I'm sort of going crazy.
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Anyway, her boobs
aren't that great,
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but they're still girl boobs,
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and I'd really like
to touch them.
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So, Cheesus,
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considering
that I've dedicated a week
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of my musical life to you,
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I hope you can see it
in your heart
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to answer my prayers.
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Amen.
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(school bell ringing)
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SANTANA:
Hey, Kurt.
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We're really sorry
about your dad's heart attack.
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Thanks, Santana.
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I did a book report
on heart attacks,
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if you want to give it
to the doctor.
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I got knocked down
an entire letter grade
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'cause it was written
in crayon.
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What the hell happened?
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- My dad's in the hospital.
- I know.
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My mom just called me.
I feel like I'm the last one to know!
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Well, I'm sorry, Finn.
It didn't occur to me
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to call you, because
he's not your father.
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Yeah, well, he's the closest
I'm ever going to get, okay?
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I know it may not look like
what everybody else has,
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but I thought we were...
sort of a family.
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Look, I... I guess I just...
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I didn't like overhearing
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other people talking about it
in gym class.
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Hey, guys.
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Our thoughts are all
with Kurt, and, uh,
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I know it's sort of hard to
really focus on anything else...
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MERCEDES:
Mr. Shue.
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Yeah.
I've been struggling, trying
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to figure out what I wanted
to say to Kurt all day,
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and I realized I don't want to
say it, I want to sing it.
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This song is about
being in a very dark place,
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and turning to God.
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It's a spiritual song,
Mr. Shue.
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- Is that okay?
- It's fine.
250
00:10:51,056 --> 00:10:53,474
Tina, Quinn, can you
help me out, please?
251
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(intro plays to "I Look to You")
252
00:11:03,434 --> 00:11:08,271
♪ As I lay me down, ♪
253
00:11:08,323 --> 00:11:13,077
♪ Heaven, hear me now. ♪
254
00:11:13,128 --> 00:11:17,114
♪ I'm lost without a cause ♪
255
00:11:17,165 --> 00:11:22,002
♪ after giving it my all. ♪
256
00:11:22,087 --> 00:11:26,640
♪ Winter storms have come ♪
257
00:11:26,725 --> 00:11:31,512
♪ and darkened my sun. ♪
258
00:11:31,596 --> 00:11:36,299
♪ After all that
I've been through, ♪
259
00:11:36,351 --> 00:11:39,687
♪ who on earth can I turn to? ♪
260
00:11:39,771 --> 00:11:44,575
♪ I look to you. ♪
261
00:11:44,643 --> 00:11:48,912
♪ I look to you. ♪
262
00:11:50,665 --> 00:11:55,002
♪ After all
my strength is gone, ♪
263
00:11:55,086 --> 00:11:58,088
♪ in you I can be strong. ♪
264
00:11:58,156 --> 00:12:03,377
♪ I look to you. ♪
265
00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:08,799
♪ I look to you, oh... ♪
266
00:12:08,850 --> 00:12:12,353
♪ And when melodies are gone... ♪
267
00:12:12,437 --> 00:12:14,221
♪ Yeah... ♪
♪ Melodies are gone... ♪
268
00:12:14,305 --> 00:12:17,274
♪ in you I hear a song. ♪
269
00:12:17,341 --> 00:12:22,112
♪ I look to you... ♪
270
00:12:22,180 --> 00:12:26,617
♪ Ooh... ♪
271
00:12:26,685 --> 00:12:28,068
♪ I look ♪
(music fades)
272
00:12:28,153 --> 00:12:32,473
♪ to you... ♪
273
00:12:32,540 --> 00:12:34,692
(applause)
274
00:12:34,759 --> 00:12:38,629
(sighs)
Thank you, Mercedes.
275
00:12:38,696 --> 00:12:40,631
Your voice is stunning, but...
276
00:12:40,698 --> 00:12:42,199
I don't believe in God.
277
00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:43,751
Wait, what?
278
00:12:43,818 --> 00:12:45,002
You've all professed
your beliefs.
279
00:12:45,053 --> 00:12:46,420
I'm just stating mine.
280
00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:49,256
I think God is kind of like
Santa Claus for adults.
281
00:12:49,340 --> 00:12:53,210
Otherwise, God's kind of a jerk,
isn't he?
282
00:12:53,261 --> 00:12:56,069
I mean, he makes me gay and then
has his followers going around
283
00:12:56,092 --> 00:12:57,848
telling me it's
something that I chose.
284
00:12:57,899 --> 00:12:59,600
As if someone would
choose to be mocked
285
00:12:59,684 --> 00:13:01,151
every single day of their life.
286
00:13:01,219 --> 00:13:04,521
And right now
I don't want a heavenly father.
287
00:13:04,572 --> 00:13:06,006
I want my real one back.
288
00:13:06,074 --> 00:13:08,158
But Kurt, how
do you know for sure?
289
00:13:08,226 --> 00:13:10,277
I mean, you can't prove
that there's no God.
290
00:13:10,361 --> 00:13:12,246
You can't prove that there
isn't a magic teapot
291
00:13:12,330 --> 00:13:14,248
floating around
on the dark side of the moon
292
00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:15,783
with a dwarf inside of it
293
00:13:15,867 --> 00:13:18,285
that reads romance novels
and shoots lightning
294
00:13:18,369 --> 00:13:21,955
out of its boobs, but it seems
pretty unlikely, doesn't it?
295
00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:24,091
Is God an evil dwarf?
296
00:13:24,159 --> 00:13:25,909
We shouldn't be
talking like this.
297
00:13:25,977 --> 00:13:27,044
It's not right.
298
00:13:27,095 --> 00:13:29,246
I'm sorry, Quinn.
299
00:13:29,297 --> 00:13:32,049
But you all can believe
whatever you want to.
300
00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:34,234
But I can't believe
something I don't.
301
00:13:34,302 --> 00:13:36,520
I appreciate your thoughts...
302
00:13:36,587 --> 00:13:39,422
But I don't want your prayers.
303
00:13:41,425 --> 00:13:43,560
WILL: How did you even
find out about the lesson?
304
00:13:43,628 --> 00:13:45,612
I have cameras
everywhere, William.
305
00:13:45,697 --> 00:13:47,597
I'm giving a lesson on spirituality.
306
00:13:47,649 --> 00:13:49,316
I don't understand
what the big deal is.
307
00:13:49,384 --> 00:13:51,452
Well, the big deal is
that this is a public school,
308
00:13:51,536 --> 00:13:52,703
and there's this little thing
309
00:13:52,770 --> 00:13:53,821
called separation
of church and state,
310
00:13:53,888 --> 00:13:56,606
which happens to be the pillar
of a functioning civil society.
311
00:13:56,658 --> 00:13:57,958
But Sue,
children should be
312
00:13:58,042 --> 00:14:00,544
allowed to profess
whatever faith they choose.
313
00:14:00,611 --> 00:14:03,213
At the BET Awards,
but not in a public school.
314
00:14:03,281 --> 00:14:04,631
Sue, I'm trying
to help these kids.
315
00:14:04,716 --> 00:14:06,750
Kurt is struggling with
some really tough issues.
316
00:14:06,818 --> 00:14:09,503
Well, William, if your kids want
to praise Jesus in class,
317
00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:12,455
I suggest they enroll at Sweet
Holy Mother of God Academy
318
00:14:12,507 --> 00:14:13,507
on I Love Jesus Street,
319
00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:14,758
but not here.
320
00:14:14,826 --> 00:14:16,459
This country is
not a monarchy, William.
321
00:14:16,511 --> 00:14:17,811
Trust me, I've tried.
322
00:14:17,896 --> 00:14:20,514
And as much as I enjoy
giving impromptu civics lessons,
323
00:14:20,598 --> 00:14:21,865
I got work to do.
324
00:14:28,556 --> 00:14:30,807
Finn, please... sit.
325
00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:37,948
You're upset about
Kurt's dad, too?
326
00:14:38,016 --> 00:14:39,650
Yes.
327
00:14:39,717 --> 00:14:42,069
But more importantly,
let's discuss
328
00:14:42,137 --> 00:14:44,688
your newfound love for Jesus
and how it's affecting me.
329
00:14:44,756 --> 00:14:49,059
I want this relationship
to go the distance,
330
00:14:49,127 --> 00:14:51,712
but I need to know that
when I'm 25 and I've won
331
00:14:51,779 --> 00:14:53,096
a bunch of Tonys,
and I'm ready
332
00:14:53,164 --> 00:14:54,898
to have intercourse and babies,
that those babies will
333
00:14:54,966 --> 00:14:56,666
- be raised in a certain way.
- You don't think
334
00:14:56,718 --> 00:14:58,068
you're gonna have sex
till you're 25?
335
00:14:58,136 --> 00:15:00,170
I want my children to be raised
in the Jewish faith.
336
00:15:00,238 --> 00:15:01,889
Both of my dads' peoples
were slaves once.
337
00:15:01,973 --> 00:15:04,608
I need to know that my children
will be free to worship
338
00:15:04,675 --> 00:15:06,226
in the way that
I decide is right.
339
00:15:06,311 --> 00:15:08,645
Sure.
Of course.
340
00:15:08,713 --> 00:15:10,998
Yeah, they should totally
go to Jew church and...
341
00:15:11,065 --> 00:15:12,599
And wear those hats and...
342
00:15:12,667 --> 00:15:14,885
And eat that salty orange
stuff with their bagels.
343
00:15:21,192 --> 00:15:23,293
Let's lay down on the bed.
344
00:15:23,361 --> 00:15:24,411
Okay.
345
00:15:29,050 --> 00:15:30,884
(whispers):
Finn...
346
00:15:30,969 --> 00:15:32,753
I'd like to give you something
347
00:15:32,820 --> 00:15:35,472
in exchange
for what you gave me.
348
00:15:51,072 --> 00:15:53,273
(whispers):
Thank you, Grilled Cheesus.
349
00:15:53,358 --> 00:15:55,826
I need to know what's going on
with that Glee Club.
350
00:15:55,893 --> 00:15:57,560
Brittany, Jugs the Clown, go.
351
00:15:57,612 --> 00:15:59,062
Mostly just everyone's
really sad
352
00:15:59,130 --> 00:16:01,198
for Kurt, and no one
really knows how to help.
353
00:16:01,249 --> 00:16:03,033
I made him a card
that said "Heart attacks
354
00:16:03,084 --> 00:16:04,434
are just from
loving too much."
355
00:16:04,502 --> 00:16:07,754
- Schuester's still pushing the Lil' Jeezy?
- I guess so.
356
00:16:07,822 --> 00:16:10,374
Although I don't really see
what the big deal is.
357
00:16:10,425 --> 00:16:11,925
But Kurt's
definitely not into it.
358
00:16:11,993 --> 00:16:14,428
How's your father?
359
00:16:14,512 --> 00:16:17,848
They say his condition
is critical but stable.
360
00:16:17,915 --> 00:16:19,099
Good news, I guess.
361
00:16:19,167 --> 00:16:20,717
I'm sorry for what you're
going through, Lady.
362
00:16:20,768 --> 00:16:22,319
I wouldn't wish it
on my worst enemy.
363
00:16:22,387 --> 00:16:24,805
And I guess I don't have to...
I think Mary Lou Retton's,
364
00:16:24,889 --> 00:16:26,440
like, an orphan or something.
365
00:16:26,524 --> 00:16:29,643
I don't like what Schuester's
doing in that classroom
366
00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:30,894
even more than usual.
367
00:16:30,945 --> 00:16:32,929
But I can't go
to the school board
368
00:16:32,981 --> 00:16:34,715
without an official complaint
from a student.
369
00:16:36,034 --> 00:16:38,485
So you want me
to be your scapegoat?
370
00:16:38,553 --> 00:16:40,804
(quietly):
No.
371
00:16:40,871 --> 00:16:42,556
You don't understand.
372
00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:46,260
I know at times I mess around
with you guys for fun.
373
00:16:46,344 --> 00:16:48,044
I admit it...
It aids digestion.
374
00:16:48,096 --> 00:16:51,047
But I'm not joking here.
375
00:16:53,468 --> 00:16:56,069
I want to be your champion.
376
00:16:59,922 --> 00:17:01,660
What is wrong with you?
377
00:17:01,671 --> 00:17:03,315
I'm sorry, Madame Secretary,
378
00:17:03,383 --> 00:17:04,967
I'm gonna have to call you back.
379
00:17:05,034 --> 00:17:06,335
Love to Bill.
380
00:17:06,402 --> 00:17:10,222
There is a boy in that Glee Club
that might lose his father.
381
00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:12,207
How could you get in the way
when the only thing
382
00:17:12,258 --> 00:17:14,510
anybody is trying to do
is give that poor child
383
00:17:14,561 --> 00:17:15,877
just a little bit of comfort?
384
00:17:15,929 --> 00:17:18,397
What happened to you, Sue?
385
00:17:18,481 --> 00:17:20,065
Please tell me
what horrible, horrible thing
386
00:17:20,150 --> 00:17:22,351
happened to you that made you
such a miserable tyrant?
387
00:17:22,402 --> 00:17:23,602
Have a seat.
388
00:17:25,021 --> 00:17:30,442
Since I was a little girl,
I've had exactly one hero.
389
00:17:30,527 --> 00:17:32,111
My big sister.
390
00:17:32,195 --> 00:17:34,196
You know how much
I worshipped her?
391
00:17:34,247 --> 00:17:38,000
She was the sun
and the moon to me.
392
00:17:38,067 --> 00:17:40,502
And while I was
still very young,
393
00:17:40,570 --> 00:17:43,372
I noticed that other people
didn't feel the way I did.
394
00:17:43,423 --> 00:17:45,207
People were rude to her.
395
00:17:45,258 --> 00:17:47,292
They were cruel.
396
00:17:47,377 --> 00:17:49,178
They laughed at her.
397
00:17:49,245 --> 00:17:51,430
And so I began to pray.
398
00:17:51,514 --> 00:17:53,782
I prayed every night
for her to get better.
399
00:17:53,850 --> 00:17:56,001
And nothing changed.
400
00:17:57,420 --> 00:17:59,605
So I prayed harder.
401
00:18:01,808 --> 00:18:07,095
And after a while I realized it wasn't
that I wasn't praying hard enough...
402
00:18:07,147 --> 00:18:08,981
It's that no one was listening.
403
00:18:10,967 --> 00:18:15,154
Asking someone to believe
in a fantasy...
404
00:18:15,238 --> 00:18:18,607
however comforting,
isn't a moral thing to do.
405
00:18:18,675 --> 00:18:20,125
It's cruel.
406
00:18:20,193 --> 00:18:23,412
Don't you think that's
just a little bit arrogant?
407
00:18:23,463 --> 00:18:25,714
It's as arrogant as telling
someone how to believe in God,
408
00:18:25,781 --> 00:18:28,383
and if they don't accept it,
no matter how open-hearted
409
00:18:28,451 --> 00:18:32,237
or honest their dissent,
they're going to hell.
410
00:18:32,305 --> 00:18:34,306
Well, that doesn't sound
very Christian, does it?
411
00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:36,725
Well, if that's what
you believe, that's fine.
412
00:18:36,792 --> 00:18:38,477
But please keep it to yourself.
413
00:18:38,561 --> 00:18:40,562
So long as you do the same.
414
00:18:40,630 --> 00:18:43,148
That kid could lose
his father at any moment.
415
00:18:43,233 --> 00:18:45,167
You should start
preparing him for that.
416
00:18:45,235 --> 00:18:47,135
Now get the hell
out of my office.
417
00:18:47,187 --> 00:18:49,354
I realize you're only
half orangutan,
418
00:18:49,439 --> 00:18:53,192
but I'm still very allergic
to your lustrous ginger mane.
419
00:18:56,362 --> 00:18:59,081
Last week we were too sexy,
this week we're too religious...
420
00:18:59,148 --> 00:19:01,166
- We can't win.
- Now I know what Miley feels like.
421
00:19:01,251 --> 00:19:02,817
The real tragedy here
is that I found
422
00:19:02,869 --> 00:19:04,703
the most perfect spiritual song
to sing this week,
423
00:19:04,787 --> 00:19:07,005
and now it's been torn away
from me like Sophie's daughter.
424
00:19:07,090 --> 00:19:09,208
Guys, you can still sing
whatever songs you like
425
00:19:09,292 --> 00:19:11,460
that sum up your feelings
about God, about spirit.
426
00:19:11,527 --> 00:19:12,928
You just can't do
it on school time.
427
00:19:12,996 --> 00:19:14,379
I hope you're happy, Kurt.
428
00:19:14,464 --> 00:19:16,181
Having the week of
my life, actually.
429
00:19:16,266 --> 00:19:19,017
Guys...
Back off Kurt, okay?
430
00:19:19,085 --> 00:19:21,136
He had every right
to speak his mind.
431
00:19:21,187 --> 00:19:23,472
Look, Kurt, we're sympathetic
to what you're going through,
432
00:19:23,523 --> 00:19:26,174
but siding with Miss Sylvester
isn't gonna do anyone any good.
433
00:19:26,226 --> 00:19:27,359
It's doing me
some good.
434
00:19:27,443 --> 00:19:28,977
Now I don't have
to sit around
435
00:19:29,028 --> 00:19:30,646
listening to all
you mental patients
436
00:19:30,697 --> 00:19:34,733
talk about how's there's a God
when I know there isn't one.
437
00:19:34,817 --> 00:19:36,818
(school bell rings)
438
00:19:36,869 --> 00:19:39,404
Cheesus, I don't need
to tell you how much you rule.
439
00:19:39,489 --> 00:19:41,690
You've given me everything
I've prayed for,
440
00:19:41,741 --> 00:19:44,243
and it turns out Rachel's boobs
are really awesome.
441
00:19:44,327 --> 00:19:47,129
Anyway, I need another favor,
so, Cheesus...
442
00:19:47,196 --> 00:19:49,665
I pray that I'm
made quarterback again.
443
00:19:49,732 --> 00:19:52,084
Sam's a good dude...
I just think that I can deliver
444
00:19:52,151 --> 00:19:53,652
your message to the world
more powerfully
445
00:19:53,736 --> 00:19:55,787
if I'm the most popular guy
in the school again.
446
00:19:55,855 --> 00:19:56,972
PUCK:
What are you doing?
447
00:19:57,023 --> 00:19:58,106
Nothing.
Eating.
448
00:19:59,742 --> 00:20:03,111
So I pray before I eat now...
What's the big deal?
449
00:20:03,162 --> 00:20:04,830
You're not gonna tell anybody
about this, are you?
450
00:20:04,914 --> 00:20:06,481
No.
It's cool.
451
00:20:06,532 --> 00:20:07,916
To tell you the truth,
452
00:20:07,984 --> 00:20:10,502
I actually went to temple
with my Nana yesterday.
453
00:20:10,586 --> 00:20:13,939
I know it makes me a wuss,
but I'm bummed about Kurt's dad.
454
00:20:14,007 --> 00:20:15,707
I've kind of been
praying for him.
455
00:20:15,792 --> 00:20:17,125
I know how hard it is
456
00:20:17,176 --> 00:20:19,995
not to have a
father, you know?
457
00:20:20,046 --> 00:20:21,430
What do you pray for?
458
00:20:21,497 --> 00:20:22,814
Yeah.
Same stuff.
459
00:20:22,882 --> 00:20:25,300
You burned your grilled cheese.
460
00:20:30,523 --> 00:20:32,240
(slaps arm, winces)
461
00:20:32,308 --> 00:20:34,159
- Why are we in the park?
- 'Cause I don't
462
00:20:34,227 --> 00:20:36,328
want anything coming
between us and God.
463
00:20:36,396 --> 00:20:37,663
And because Yentl
was outside when
464
00:20:37,747 --> 00:20:39,414
she sang this
song in the movie.
465
00:20:39,482 --> 00:20:43,035
I just hope that God hears this song
as a prayer for Burt Hummel
466
00:20:43,119 --> 00:20:45,787
and decides to bring
him back to us.
467
00:20:50,576 --> 00:20:52,177
(gentle intro plays)
468
00:20:52,261 --> 00:20:59,051
♪ God... ♪
469
00:20:59,135 --> 00:21:02,304
Our Heavenly Father.
470
00:21:02,355 --> 00:21:10,962
♪ Oh, God... ♪
471
00:21:11,030 --> 00:21:15,534
And my father,
who is also in Heaven.
472
00:21:15,618 --> 00:21:18,470
♪ May the light... ♪
473
00:21:18,538 --> 00:21:21,590
Of this flickering candle...
474
00:21:21,657 --> 00:21:23,992
♪ Illuminate the night ♪
475
00:21:24,043 --> 00:21:26,878
♪ the way your spirit
illuminates ♪
476
00:21:26,963 --> 00:21:36,555
♪ my soul... ♪
477
00:21:36,639 --> 00:21:38,473
(crickets chirping)
478
00:21:38,541 --> 00:21:40,425
♪ Papa, ♪
479
00:21:40,510 --> 00:21:43,678
♪ can you hear me? ♪
480
00:21:43,730 --> 00:21:45,547
♪ Papa, ♪
481
00:21:45,615 --> 00:21:49,717
♪ can you see me? ♪
482
00:21:49,769 --> 00:21:52,320
♪ Papa, can you hear me ♪
483
00:21:52,388 --> 00:21:57,109
♪ in the night? ♪
484
00:21:57,193 --> 00:22:00,278
♪ Papa, are you near me? ♪
485
00:22:00,363 --> 00:22:02,614
♪ Papa, can you hear me? ♪
486
00:22:02,698 --> 00:22:08,286
♪ Papa, can you help me
not be frightened? ♪
487
00:22:08,354 --> 00:22:12,958
♪ Looking at the skies,
I seem to see a million eyes. ♪
488
00:22:13,042 --> 00:22:17,712
♪ Which ones are yours? ♪
489
00:22:17,764 --> 00:22:21,550
♪ Where are you now that
yesterday has come and gone ♪
490
00:22:21,601 --> 00:22:25,220
♪ and closed its doors? ♪
491
00:22:25,271 --> 00:22:29,090
♪ The night is so much darker, ♪
492
00:22:29,142 --> 00:22:32,310
♪ The wind is so much colder, ♪
493
00:22:32,395 --> 00:22:35,197
♪ The world I see is
so much bigger, ♪
494
00:22:35,264 --> 00:22:39,234
♪ now that I'm alone ♪
495
00:22:40,936 --> 00:22:45,824
♪ Papa, please forgive me,
try to understand me. ♪
496
00:22:45,908 --> 00:22:50,796
♪ Papa, don't you know
I had no choice? ♪
497
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:55,617
♪ Can you hear me praying,
anything I'm saying? ♪
498
00:22:55,668 --> 00:22:57,335
♪ Even though the night ♪
499
00:22:57,420 --> 00:23:01,289
♪ is filled with voices, ♪
500
00:23:01,340 --> 00:23:04,643
♪ I remember everything
you taught me, ♪
501
00:23:04,727 --> 00:23:12,300
♪ every book I've ever read... ♪
502
00:23:12,351 --> 00:23:14,636
♪ Can all the words
in all the books ♪
503
00:23:14,687 --> 00:23:18,907
♪ help me to face
what lies ahead? ♪
504
00:23:18,974 --> 00:23:22,494
♪ The trees are so much taller ♪
505
00:23:22,562 --> 00:23:26,164
♪ and I feel so much smaller. ♪
506
00:23:26,249 --> 00:23:29,000
♪ The moon is twice as lonely ♪
507
00:23:29,085 --> 00:23:30,519
♪ and the stars are ♪
508
00:23:30,586 --> 00:23:34,206
♪ half as bright. ♪
509
00:23:36,442 --> 00:23:40,712
♪ Papa, how I Iove you. ♪
510
00:23:40,796 --> 00:23:45,133
♪ Papa, how I need you. ♪
511
00:23:46,369 --> 00:23:51,005
♪ Papa, how I miss you ♪
512
00:23:51,057 --> 00:23:57,178
♪ kissing me ♪
513
00:23:57,230 --> 00:24:09,241
♪ good night... ♪
514
00:24:09,308 --> 00:24:12,711
(monitor beeping)
515
00:24:12,795 --> 00:24:14,746
Who's next?
516
00:24:14,814 --> 00:24:17,098
What's going on in here?
517
00:24:17,166 --> 00:24:19,467
We... We were just
praying for your dad.
518
00:24:19,535 --> 00:24:21,703
MERCEDES: Rachel, Quinn,
and I are taking turns.
519
00:24:21,771 --> 00:24:23,622
We're from different
denominations and religions,
520
00:24:23,689 --> 00:24:25,507
so we figured one of us
is bound to be right.
521
00:24:25,575 --> 00:24:27,792
I didn't ask you to do this.
522
00:24:27,860 --> 00:24:30,245
Honey, I know you're upset about
what's happening, I get it,
523
00:24:30,313 --> 00:24:33,164
but friends help out,
even when you don't ask.
524
00:24:33,232 --> 00:24:35,467
Mr. Kurt Hummel?
525
00:24:35,535 --> 00:24:37,402
Dude, why didn't you just tell
us you wanted to pray in Muslim?
526
00:24:37,470 --> 00:24:40,171
I'm not Muslim, I'm a Sikh.
527
00:24:40,239 --> 00:24:42,157
She's going to see
if acupuncture will improve
528
00:24:42,224 --> 00:24:44,993
the circulation
to my dad's brain.
529
00:24:45,060 --> 00:24:48,947
Amazingly, needles pierce
the skin better than psalms.
530
00:24:49,031 --> 00:24:50,582
Can you all please leave now?
531
00:24:54,420 --> 00:24:56,121
We just wanted
to do something.
532
00:25:08,978 --> 00:25:11,415
SAM:
Red 42 on three.
533
00:25:11,466 --> 00:25:12,349
ALL:
Break.
534
00:25:12,417 --> 00:25:15,252
Wait.
535
00:25:15,303 --> 00:25:17,137
That cornerback's been cheating
right all night.
536
00:25:17,222 --> 00:25:18,422
We should naked bootleg left.
537
00:25:18,473 --> 00:25:19,723
That ogre linebacker's
on the left.
538
00:25:19,774 --> 00:25:20,941
He's been killing me all game.
539
00:25:21,026 --> 00:25:22,476
Dude, trust me, I'm the only guy
540
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:24,278
who's ever actually won
a game on this field.
541
00:25:24,362 --> 00:25:25,595
(laughter)
542
00:25:25,647 --> 00:25:30,600
Okay, naked bootleg left,
I keep on three.
543
00:25:30,652 --> 00:25:31,768
- All right, you ready?
ALL: Break.
544
00:25:33,571 --> 00:25:35,406
That's not what I called.
545
00:25:37,075 --> 00:25:38,542
Yah! Hike!
546
00:25:38,609 --> 00:25:40,044
(grunting)
547
00:25:50,555 --> 00:25:51,955
- Is he okay?
- His shoulder's dislocated.
548
00:25:52,007 --> 00:25:53,123
This is what happens
549
00:25:53,174 --> 00:25:54,975
when you change my plays
in the huddle.
550
00:25:55,060 --> 00:25:56,927
SAM: I don't understand,
that guy came out of nowhere.
551
00:25:56,995 --> 00:25:58,946
BEISTE: I know, that kid's been
cheating right all night.
552
00:25:59,014 --> 00:26:00,147
No reason for
him to be there.
553
00:26:00,231 --> 00:26:01,631
It's just bad luck.
554
00:26:01,683 --> 00:26:04,518
- We need to get him to the E.R.
- Okay, let's go.
555
00:26:04,602 --> 00:26:06,303
It's in your
hands now, Lurch.
556
00:26:06,354 --> 00:26:08,305
Congratulations,
you're the quarterback again.
557
00:26:15,146 --> 00:26:16,447
I know things have been
pretty morose
558
00:26:16,498 --> 00:26:17,915
around here this past week,
559
00:26:17,982 --> 00:26:19,483
but I want to celebrate
some good news
560
00:26:19,551 --> 00:26:20,918
for our little family.
561
00:26:20,985 --> 00:26:22,286
Let's hear it for Finn
on getting back
562
00:26:22,337 --> 00:26:23,737
his quarterback job
563
00:26:23,805 --> 00:26:25,289
and leading the Titans to a win
564
00:26:25,340 --> 00:26:26,674
in their second game
of the season.
565
00:26:26,758 --> 00:26:28,959
(applause)
566
00:26:29,010 --> 00:26:30,627
Yeah, too bad that Sam kid
had to have his arm
567
00:26:30,679 --> 00:26:32,796
basically ripped off for it
to happen, but it's good
568
00:26:32,864 --> 00:26:33,931
to have you back
in the saddle, brother.
569
00:26:36,551 --> 00:26:39,803
- Mr. Shue, if I may?
- Yeah.
570
00:26:39,854 --> 00:26:43,474
Um, I wanted to thank everyone
for your kind e-mails
571
00:26:43,525 --> 00:26:45,609
and queries
about my dad,
572
00:26:45,676 --> 00:26:49,263
but for your information,
his condition remains the same.
573
00:26:51,182 --> 00:26:54,485
I need to express myself,
so with your permission,
574
00:26:54,536 --> 00:26:57,287
Mr. Shue, I've prepared
a number for the occasion.
575
00:26:57,355 --> 00:26:59,356
WILL:
Of course, Kurt.
576
00:26:59,407 --> 00:27:01,959
On the day of my mom's funeral,
577
00:27:02,026 --> 00:27:06,947
when they were lowering her body
into the ground, I was crying.
578
00:27:07,015 --> 00:27:08,966
I mean, that was it.
579
00:27:09,033 --> 00:27:12,052
It was the last time
I was ever going to see her,
580
00:27:12,137 --> 00:27:13,971
and I remember
I looked up at my dad
581
00:27:14,038 --> 00:27:17,591
and I... I just wanted him
to say something,
582
00:27:17,675 --> 00:27:22,646
just something to make me feel
like my whole world wasn't over,
583
00:27:22,714 --> 00:27:26,183
and he just took my hand
and squeezed it.
584
00:27:28,186 --> 00:27:30,721
And just knowing
that those hands were there
585
00:27:30,789 --> 00:27:35,125
to take care of me...
That was enough.
586
00:27:35,193 --> 00:27:37,277
This is for my dad.
587
00:27:37,345 --> 00:27:41,331
♪ Yeah, I'll ♪
588
00:27:41,399 --> 00:27:45,836
♪ tell you something. ♪
589
00:27:45,903 --> 00:27:51,458
♪ I think you'll understand ♪
590
00:27:51,543 --> 00:27:58,632
♪ when I say that something. ♪
591
00:27:58,716 --> 00:28:05,139
♪ I want to hold your hand. ♪
592
00:28:05,223 --> 00:28:11,761
♪ I want to hold your hand. ♪
593
00:28:11,813 --> 00:28:16,700
♪ I want to hold your hand. ♪
594
00:28:16,767 --> 00:28:24,324
♪ Oh, please, say to me ♪
595
00:28:24,409 --> 00:28:28,945
♪ you'll let me be your man. ♪
596
00:28:28,997 --> 00:28:35,369
♪ And please say to me ♪
597
00:28:36,805 --> 00:28:42,810
♪ you'll let me hold your hand. ♪
598
00:28:42,894 --> 00:28:48,798
♪ Now let me hold your hand. ♪
599
00:28:48,850 --> 00:28:54,188
♪ I want to hold your hand. ♪
600
00:28:55,473 --> 00:28:59,476
♪ And when I touch you ♪
601
00:28:59,527 --> 00:29:05,999
♪ I feel happy inside. ♪
602
00:29:07,669 --> 00:29:15,175
♪ It's such a feeling that my love ♪
603
00:29:15,260 --> 00:29:18,212
♪ I can't hide. ♪
604
00:29:18,296 --> 00:29:20,280
♪ I can't hide. ♪
605
00:29:20,365 --> 00:29:27,704
♪ I can't hide... ♪
606
00:29:27,772 --> 00:29:33,794
♪ Yeah, you got that something. ♪
607
00:29:35,213 --> 00:29:41,084
♪ I want to hold your hand. ♪
608
00:29:41,135 --> 00:29:47,123
♪ I want to hold your hand. ♪
609
00:29:47,175 --> 00:29:53,347
♪ I want to hold your hand. ♪
610
00:29:53,431 --> 00:30:01,655
♪ I want to hold your hand. ♪
611
00:30:01,739 --> 00:30:05,325
(sobbing)
612
00:30:05,410 --> 00:30:06,443
(school bell ringing)
613
00:30:09,130 --> 00:30:10,664
Kurt, can I talk
to you for a second?
614
00:30:14,852 --> 00:30:17,354
I know you're going through a
really scary time right now,
615
00:30:17,422 --> 00:30:21,174
but I feel like I don't know
how to be around you anymore,
616
00:30:21,259 --> 00:30:24,595
and I know you're not really
spiritual or whatever,
617
00:30:24,662 --> 00:30:26,897
but I feel like you're
closing yourself to a world
618
00:30:26,965 --> 00:30:28,465
of experiences that
might surprise you.
619
00:30:30,652 --> 00:30:33,437
You're right.
620
00:30:33,488 --> 00:30:34,521
I'm sorry.
621
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:37,641
I shouldn't be pushing
my friends away,
622
00:30:37,709 --> 00:30:40,810
especially friends
as fabulous as you.
623
00:30:41,996 --> 00:30:45,565
Do me a favor...
One thing.
624
00:30:45,633 --> 00:30:47,901
Come to church with
me this Sunday.
625
00:30:47,969 --> 00:30:49,136
Our church does
this thing
626
00:30:49,203 --> 00:30:51,204
where we dedicate the
service to someone,
627
00:30:51,289 --> 00:30:54,741
and I got them to dedicate
this Sunday to your dad.
628
00:30:54,809 --> 00:30:58,161
- I don't know.
- You get to wear a fabulous hat.
629
00:31:01,382 --> 00:31:04,551
Mercedes, you had me
at "fabulous hat."
630
00:31:04,636 --> 00:31:05,552
(laughs)
631
00:31:05,637 --> 00:31:06,887
Come on, let's go to class.
632
00:31:06,971 --> 00:31:08,855
(school bell ringing)
633
00:31:11,646 --> 00:31:13,897
I have to confess something.
634
00:31:13,949 --> 00:31:15,866
I'm the reason Sam got hurt.
635
00:31:15,934 --> 00:31:17,651
I asked for three
things to happen:
636
00:31:17,719 --> 00:31:20,120
One, for us to win our
first football game,
637
00:31:20,205 --> 00:31:22,239
two, to get to second base
with Rachel, and three,
638
00:31:22,290 --> 00:31:24,291
to be the quarterback on
the football team again.
639
00:31:24,376 --> 00:31:26,510
All those three things happened
because I prayed for them
640
00:31:26,577 --> 00:31:28,429
to Grilled Cheesus.
641
00:31:29,598 --> 00:31:31,999
Okay.
642
00:31:32,067 --> 00:31:34,852
- Where to start?
- No, no, I know it sounds crazy, but it isn't.
643
00:31:34,919 --> 00:31:36,470
Jesus appeared to
me on a sandwich
644
00:31:36,554 --> 00:31:38,472
and it has special powers,
I'm telling you,
645
00:31:38,540 --> 00:31:40,140
but I didn't mean for
anybody to get hurt.
646
00:31:40,225 --> 00:31:42,192
Okay, let's just...
Let's take a second.
647
00:31:42,260 --> 00:31:43,978
Okay?
Um...
648
00:31:44,062 --> 00:31:47,531
Look, first, you won
the football game
649
00:31:47,599 --> 00:31:48,816
because you actually
have a coach
650
00:31:48,900 --> 00:31:50,317
who spends the game
watching the plays
651
00:31:50,402 --> 00:31:51,652
rather than biting
his toenails.
652
00:31:51,736 --> 00:31:55,823
And God didn't let you
touch Rachel's boobs.
653
00:31:55,890 --> 00:31:57,291
Rachel did.
654
00:31:57,375 --> 00:31:59,710
Just the sides of them,
but wait, why would she do that?
655
00:31:59,777 --> 00:32:02,079
Well, what were you doing right
before you were touching them?
656
00:32:02,130 --> 00:32:04,448
- What?
- I remember yawning.
657
00:32:04,516 --> 00:32:06,950
Right, 'cause we were talking
about emotional stuff.
658
00:32:07,002 --> 00:32:09,219
Oh, yes, well,
there you go, that's it.
659
00:32:09,287 --> 00:32:10,620
Girls like that.
660
00:32:10,672 --> 00:32:13,290
She felt close to you,
thus the inappropriate touching.
661
00:32:13,341 --> 00:32:17,294
Uh, more importantly,
you didn't hurt Sam.
662
00:32:17,345 --> 00:32:19,697
It was a 300-pound left tackle
who just got expelled
663
00:32:19,748 --> 00:32:23,534
because he's on steroids
and he's 23.
664
00:32:23,585 --> 00:32:27,054
God works in all kinds
of mysterious ways,
665
00:32:27,122 --> 00:32:29,840
but I'm pretty sure
he doesn't spend a lot of time
666
00:32:29,907 --> 00:32:33,577
trying to speak to us
through sandwiches.
667
00:32:34,696 --> 00:32:36,847
You look disappointed.
668
00:32:36,915 --> 00:32:38,966
I am.
669
00:32:39,050 --> 00:32:40,250
It was sort of cool
670
00:32:40,318 --> 00:32:43,637
feeling like I had this
direct line to God.
671
00:32:43,722 --> 00:32:47,376
Now I just feel like
everybody else,
672
00:32:47,388 --> 00:32:51,595
you know, like we're all just
floating around in space.
673
00:32:51,646 --> 00:32:52,613
I don't like that.
674
00:32:52,697 --> 00:32:54,031
You're not alone.
675
00:32:54,099 --> 00:32:56,984
The big questions are
really big for a reason...
676
00:32:57,068 --> 00:32:59,136
They're hard.
677
00:32:59,204 --> 00:33:00,270
But you know what?
678
00:33:00,338 --> 00:33:02,856
Absolutely everybody
struggles with them.
679
00:33:06,795 --> 00:33:09,380
("Losing My Religion" begins)
680
00:33:12,300 --> 00:33:13,584
♪ Oh... ♪
681
00:33:13,635 --> 00:33:18,005
♪ Life is bigger. ♪
682
00:33:18,089 --> 00:33:22,959
♪ It's bigger than you
and you are not me. ♪
683
00:33:23,011 --> 00:33:27,014
♪ The lengths
that I will go to. ♪
684
00:33:27,098 --> 00:33:32,135
♪ The distance in your eyes. ♪
685
00:33:32,187 --> 00:33:34,688
♪ I've said enough. ♪
686
00:33:34,773 --> 00:33:39,493
♪ That's me in the corner. ♪
687
00:33:39,577 --> 00:33:42,913
♪ That's me in the spotlight ♪
688
00:33:42,980 --> 00:33:46,817
♪ losing my religion. ♪
689
00:33:46,868 --> 00:33:51,872
♪ Trying to keep up with you ♪
690
00:33:51,956 --> 00:33:56,510
♪ and I don't know
if I can do it. ♪
691
00:33:56,594 --> 00:34:01,682
♪ Oh, no, I've said too much. ♪
692
00:34:01,766 --> 00:34:05,836
♪ I haven't said enough. ♪
693
00:34:05,887 --> 00:34:08,889
♪ I thought
that I heard you laughing. ♪
694
00:34:08,973 --> 00:34:14,061
♪ I thought
that I heard you sing. ♪
695
00:34:14,145 --> 00:34:20,734
♪ I think I thought I saw you try. ♪
696
00:34:22,787 --> 00:34:26,022
♪ But that was just a dream. ♪
697
00:34:26,074 --> 00:34:29,576
♪ Just a dream,
just a dream. ♪
698
00:34:29,661 --> 00:34:30,794
♪ Dream. ♪
699
00:34:37,001 --> 00:34:39,920
(song ends)
700
00:34:40,004 --> 00:34:41,722
I thought we couldn't
sing songs about religion.
701
00:34:42,449 --> 00:34:45,058
Evidently,
we can't sing about faith,
702
00:34:45,143 --> 00:34:47,094
but we can sing
about losing faith?
703
00:34:47,178 --> 00:34:49,263
That's sort of what I
want to talk about today.
704
00:34:49,347 --> 00:34:50,931
Well, earlier in the week, Finn,
705
00:34:51,015 --> 00:34:52,850
it seemed like
you felt differently.
706
00:34:52,917 --> 00:34:56,236
Well, I used to think God was
up there looking over me.
707
00:34:56,321 --> 00:34:58,272
Now, I'm not so sure.
708
00:35:02,226 --> 00:35:03,494
(organ plays)
709
00:35:03,561 --> 00:35:05,445
I'm very impressed
with everyone's Sunday best.
710
00:35:05,530 --> 00:35:09,082
It's so Christ-chic.
711
00:35:09,167 --> 00:35:11,285
I hope our genuflection
to the great
712
00:35:11,369 --> 00:35:13,420
Spaghetti Monster in the sky
don't take too long.
713
00:35:13,505 --> 00:35:15,539
My Sikh is coming
again today at 2:00
714
00:35:15,590 --> 00:35:17,591
to do more acupuncture
on my dad.
715
00:35:17,675 --> 00:35:19,009
Is it working?
716
00:35:19,076 --> 00:35:20,460
Not yet.
717
00:35:20,545 --> 00:35:22,596
Nothing is.
718
00:35:27,852 --> 00:35:30,103
I have to go be
with my choir.
719
00:35:31,523 --> 00:35:33,273
(mutters):
Wait, don't, don't...
720
00:35:35,727 --> 00:35:36,927
Hi, church.
721
00:35:36,978 --> 00:35:38,261
ALL:
Hi.
722
00:35:38,313 --> 00:35:40,063
I have a favor
to ask you guys.
723
00:35:40,114 --> 00:35:42,449
My friend Kurt Hummel's dad is
in the hospital.
724
00:35:42,517 --> 00:35:44,701
And it's pretty bad.
725
00:35:44,769 --> 00:35:47,938
And I know we have all of
our own worries and troubles,
726
00:35:47,989 --> 00:35:49,656
but if we could just
put them aside
727
00:35:49,724 --> 00:35:52,125
and focus all of our prayers
and give them to Burt Hummel,
728
00:35:52,210 --> 00:35:54,444
and to my friend Kurt.
729
00:35:54,495 --> 00:35:58,715
I know you don't believe in God,
and you don't believe
730
00:35:58,783 --> 00:36:00,500
in the power of prayer,
and that's okay.
731
00:36:00,585 --> 00:36:01,835
To each his own.
732
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:04,888
But you've got to believe
in something.
733
00:36:04,956 --> 00:36:07,758
Something more than you can
touch, taste or see.
734
00:36:07,809 --> 00:36:10,260
'Cause life is too hard
to go through it alone,
735
00:36:10,328 --> 00:36:11,929
without something to hold onto
736
00:36:11,996 --> 00:36:14,448
and without something
that's sacred.
737
00:36:16,818 --> 00:36:19,102
Anyway, Kurt,
this song is for you.
738
00:36:19,153 --> 00:36:21,204
(organ plays intro)
739
00:36:21,272 --> 00:36:25,475
♪ Don't trouble the water. ♪
740
00:36:25,526 --> 00:36:27,744
♪ Give it up, why don't you? ♪
741
00:36:27,812 --> 00:36:31,615
♪ Whoa, whoa, yeah... ♪
♪ Whoa, yeah... ♪
742
00:36:31,666 --> 00:36:35,919
♪ When you're down and out, ♪
743
00:36:35,987 --> 00:36:40,424
♪ when you're in the street, ♪
744
00:36:42,043 --> 00:36:47,764
♪ when evenin' falls so hard, ♪
745
00:36:47,832 --> 00:36:52,769
♪ I will comfort you. ♪
746
00:36:52,837 --> 00:36:56,189
♪ I'll take your part. ♪
747
00:36:56,274 --> 00:36:57,557
♪ Ooh, ooh... ♪
748
00:36:57,642 --> 00:36:59,860
♪ Yeah... ♪
749
00:36:59,944 --> 00:37:04,231
♪ Oh, when darkness comes... ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪
750
00:37:04,315 --> 00:37:07,684
♪ And there's no one, ♪
751
00:37:07,735 --> 00:37:11,655
♪ no one you love around, ♪
752
00:37:11,706 --> 00:37:18,462
♪ just like a bridge
over troubled waters, ♪
753
00:37:18,529 --> 00:37:21,748
♪ I will lay me down. ♪
754
00:37:21,833 --> 00:37:23,417
♪ Like a bridge... ♪
755
00:37:23,501 --> 00:37:25,335
♪ Like a bridge ♪
756
00:37:25,386 --> 00:37:30,307
♪ over troubled water, ♪
♪ over troubled water... ♪
757
00:37:30,374 --> 00:37:33,510
♪ I will lay me down. ♪
758
00:37:33,561 --> 00:37:35,378
♪ Don't trouble the water. ♪
759
00:37:35,430 --> 00:37:36,313
♪ Yeah, yeah... ♪
760
00:37:36,380 --> 00:37:37,981
♪ Give it up. ♪
761
00:37:38,049 --> 00:37:40,317
♪ Give it up, yeah... ♪
♪ Why don't you let it be? ♪
762
00:37:40,384 --> 00:37:43,186
♪ Let it, let it, let it, let it... ♪
763
00:37:43,237 --> 00:37:47,441
♪ Let it, let it, let it be, yeah... ♪
♪ Still waters run deep, ♪
764
00:37:47,525 --> 00:37:50,894
♪ Hey, hey... ♪
♪ yes, they do. ♪
765
00:37:50,945 --> 00:37:55,165
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah... ♪
♪ Oh, yeah... ♪
766
00:37:55,232 --> 00:37:58,418
♪ Don't trouble the water. ♪
♪ Trouble... ♪
767
00:37:58,503 --> 00:38:01,004
♪ I'll be there
when you need a friend. ♪
768
00:38:01,072 --> 00:38:04,458
♪ To lay me down. ♪
♪ Why don't you, why don't you let it be? ♪
769
00:38:04,542 --> 00:38:08,512
♪ I'll be your bridge
over troubled water. ♪
770
00:38:08,579 --> 00:38:10,681
♪ Hey, hey, yeah. ♪
♪ Still waters run deep, ♪
771
00:38:10,748 --> 00:38:12,966
♪ yes, they do. ♪
772
00:38:13,051 --> 00:38:15,085
♪ Yes, they do. ♪
♪ Don't trouble the water. ♪
773
00:38:15,136 --> 00:38:20,273
♪ Trouble the water. ♪
♪ Water... ♪
774
00:38:20,358 --> 00:38:24,094
(applause and cheering)
775
00:38:27,793 --> 00:38:29,127
- No. This one, baby.
- Oh, this one.
776
00:38:29,178 --> 00:38:30,795
Yeah.
777
00:38:30,847 --> 00:38:32,314
Boom. Boom. I won!
778
00:38:32,381 --> 00:38:33,965
- Oh!
- Sue, you're letting me win.
779
00:38:34,033 --> 00:38:35,984
No, I swear it. I'm not!
780
00:38:36,068 --> 00:38:37,686
You're letting me win, Sue.
781
00:38:39,021 --> 00:38:40,922
You're letting me win.
782
00:38:40,990 --> 00:38:44,493
Do you believe in God, Jeannie?
783
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:46,644
Do you?
784
00:38:46,696 --> 00:38:48,980
No, I don't.
785
00:38:49,031 --> 00:38:50,115
Why not?
786
00:38:50,183 --> 00:38:52,200
Because
when we were little girls,
787
00:38:52,285 --> 00:38:55,036
you were perfect in my eyes...
788
00:38:56,806 --> 00:38:59,641
And I watched the world
be cruel to you, so...
789
00:38:59,709 --> 00:39:01,743
God never makes mistakes.
790
00:39:03,212 --> 00:39:05,013
That's what I believe.
791
00:39:07,548 --> 00:39:09,634
You want me
to pray for you, Sue?
792
00:39:09,702 --> 00:39:12,337
Yeah. That would be nice.
793
00:39:17,276 --> 00:39:18,843
I win.
794
00:39:20,963 --> 00:39:22,948
I cheated.
I can't do that.
795
00:39:23,015 --> 00:39:25,483
KURT: You never could
dress yourself.
796
00:39:25,535 --> 00:39:27,369
(monitor beeping)
797
00:39:32,708 --> 00:39:35,243
Mercedes took me to
church on Sunday.
798
00:39:37,079 --> 00:39:39,180
It's funny, but when
the choir was singing,
799
00:39:39,248 --> 00:39:42,384
this memory flashed
into my head.
800
00:39:42,451 --> 00:39:46,805
Do you remember our first Friday
night dinner after Mom died?
801
00:39:46,872 --> 00:39:48,807
You tried to
make a chicken.
802
00:39:48,874 --> 00:39:50,976
I guess you
wanted me to feel
803
00:39:51,043 --> 00:39:52,811
like there was
something still normal.
804
00:39:56,215 --> 00:39:58,650
You put it on the table,
805
00:39:58,717 --> 00:40:03,772
and you cut into it,
and it was raw.
806
00:40:03,856 --> 00:40:06,608
(laughs) And we both looked at
each other for a second,
807
00:40:06,676 --> 00:40:08,743
and cracked up
before we remembered
808
00:40:08,811 --> 00:40:11,296
that we weren't
supposed to yet.
809
00:40:15,668 --> 00:40:18,486
I'm sorry about the
other day, Dad.
810
00:40:18,554 --> 00:40:20,855
I should have let those
guys pray for you.
811
00:40:20,923 --> 00:40:23,341
It wasn't about me.
812
00:40:23,409 --> 00:40:27,295
It was about you, and...
It was nice.
813
00:40:27,363 --> 00:40:29,731
(monitor beeping)
814
00:40:33,202 --> 00:40:35,086
I don't believe in God, Dad.
815
00:40:37,790 --> 00:40:40,125
But I believe in you.
816
00:40:43,946 --> 00:40:45,780
And I believe in us.
817
00:40:48,284 --> 00:40:50,685
You and me...
818
00:40:50,753 --> 00:40:53,071
That's what's sacred to me.
819
00:40:56,108 --> 00:40:58,076
And I am...
820
00:41:03,332 --> 00:41:06,668
I'm so sorry that I never
got to tell you that.
821
00:41:10,122 --> 00:41:11,990
(sniffles and sobs)
822
00:41:19,148 --> 00:41:20,982
Dad?
823
00:41:23,069 --> 00:41:24,819
Nurse Nancy!
824
00:41:26,939 --> 00:41:29,074
Dad, I'm right here.
825
00:41:29,141 --> 00:41:31,142
I'm not going anywhere.
826
00:41:31,193 --> 00:41:35,163
("One of Us" begins)
827
00:41:35,231 --> 00:41:40,785
♪ If God had a name
what it would it be? ♪
828
00:41:40,836 --> 00:41:44,339
♪ And would you call it
to His face ♪
829
00:41:44,423 --> 00:41:50,161
♪ if you were faced with Him
in all His glory? ♪
830
00:41:50,212 --> 00:41:57,835
♪ What would you ask
if you had just one question? ♪
831
00:41:57,887 --> 00:42:02,724
♪ And yeah, yeah,
God is great. ♪
832
00:42:02,808 --> 00:42:06,177
♪ Yeah, yeah, ♪
833
00:42:06,228 --> 00:42:08,279
♪ God is good. ♪
834
00:42:08,347 --> 00:42:10,865
♪ Yeah, yeah... ♪
835
00:42:10,933 --> 00:42:14,069
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪
836
00:42:14,153 --> 00:42:16,237
♪ What if God was one of us? ♪
837
00:42:16,322 --> 00:42:17,455
♪ One of us? ♪
838
00:42:17,523 --> 00:42:19,324
♪ Was one of us? ♪
839
00:42:19,375 --> 00:42:21,960
♪ Oh, just a slob
like one of us? ♪
840
00:42:22,027 --> 00:42:24,579
♪ Just a slob like one of us? ♪
841
00:42:24,663 --> 00:42:28,032
♪ Just a stranger on the bus ♪
842
00:42:28,084 --> 00:42:30,168
♪ trying to make His way home? ♪
843
00:42:30,219 --> 00:42:33,204
♪ Trying to make His way home? ♪
844
00:42:33,255 --> 00:42:36,641
♪ Just trying to make
His way home. ♪
845
00:42:36,708 --> 00:42:38,560
♪ Trying to find His way home. ♪
846
00:42:38,644 --> 00:42:42,147
♪ Just trying
to make His way home... ♪
847
00:42:42,214 --> 00:42:46,401
The kids really wanted to do
this song, Sue, so I let 'em.
848
00:42:46,469 --> 00:42:48,686
You gonna get me fired?
849
00:42:48,754 --> 00:42:52,090
Report me?
850
00:42:52,158 --> 00:42:53,658
No.
851
00:42:55,000 --> 00:43:00,000
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