1 00:00:02,135 --> 00:00:03,193 Here's what you missed on Glee. 2 00:00:03,269 --> 00:00:04,759 Artie made the football team, which is crazy. 3 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:07,602 Finn's not the quarterback anymore. This new kid Sam is. 4 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:09,266 Kurt's dad and Finn's mom are dating... 5 00:00:09,342 --> 00:00:11,606 and are really happy together, which makes Finn and Kurt sort of like brothers. 6 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:13,077 They sure yell at each other like brothers. 7 00:00:13,146 --> 00:00:14,613 Why is it so hard for you to understand? 8 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:16,478 Sue has a sister, Jean, who she doesn't yell at, at all- 9 00:00:16,549 --> 00:00:19,245 - I will always love you. - Which makes her the only person Sue doesn't yell at. 10 00:00:19,319 --> 00:00:20,980 And that's what you missed on Glee. 11 00:00:22,789 --> 00:00:24,950 It all started a week ago. 12 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:27,186 I was super hungry, but my mom was gone... 13 00:00:27,260 --> 00:00:29,592 so I busted out the George Foreman. 14 00:00:29,662 --> 00:00:31,892 It wasn't making the cool grill marks it used to... 15 00:00:31,965 --> 00:00:33,762 after I tried to use it to dry my shoes... 16 00:00:33,833 --> 00:00:36,631 but when it comes to grilled cheese, I'm not that fancy. 17 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:41,333 And when I pulled the sandwich out, I saw the face of God- 18 00:00:41,408 --> 00:00:42,898 Literally. 19 00:00:42,976 --> 00:00:45,809 I had made a grilled "Cheesus." 20 00:00:48,848 --> 00:00:51,339 - I'm so hungry. - I'm not the most religious guy- 21 00:00:51,418 --> 00:00:53,648 I sort of worship Eric Clapton and Ochocinco- 22 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,153 but this was different... 23 00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:59,248 so I decided to see what it felt like to, you know, pray. 24 00:00:59,926 --> 00:01:01,621 Dear Grilled Cheesus... 25 00:01:01,694 --> 00:01:04,322 first of all, you're super delicious. 26 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:05,989 Please, Grilled Cheesus- 27 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,829 please let us win our first football game. 28 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:11,268 It would mean so much to Artie, and I think you kind of owe it to him. 29 00:01:11,337 --> 00:01:13,669 I mean, you did sort of screw him in the leg department. 30 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:16,106 And in return, Cheesy Lord... 31 00:01:16,176 --> 00:01:18,872 I'll make sure we honor you this week in Glee Club. 32 00:01:28,154 --> 00:01:30,315 Thank you, Grilled Cheesus. 33 00:01:38,364 --> 00:01:40,161 - Hey, Dad. - Hey, that's my boy. 34 00:01:40,233 --> 00:01:42,167 You forgot your breakfast. 35 00:01:42,235 --> 00:01:44,169 Suzanne Somers says that skipping breakfast is suicide. 36 00:01:44,237 --> 00:01:47,263 - What is this? - It's an egg white wrap on a sprouted wheat tortilla... 37 00:01:47,340 --> 00:01:49,001 half a grapefruit and a green drink. 38 00:01:49,075 --> 00:01:51,407 - Where's my usual breakfast? - A Coke and two Slim Jims? 39 00:01:51,478 --> 00:01:53,810 - Yeah. Breakfast of champions. - Dad, you are not a kid anymore. 40 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:55,575 You have to start taking care of yourself. 41 00:01:55,648 --> 00:01:57,878 I guess with enough hot sauce, this will be all right. 44 00:02:02,822 --> 00:02:04,483 Carole and Finn are coming over... 45 00:02:04,557 --> 00:02:06,218 and she has to work the night shift. 46 00:02:06,292 --> 00:02:07,759 I can't do this Friday. 47 00:02:07,827 --> 00:02:09,658 Uh, sing-along Sound of Music at the El Royale Theater. 48 00:02:09,729 --> 00:02:11,219 It's a once-a-year event. 49 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:12,958 Last week you had to camp out early... 50 00:02:13,032 --> 00:02:15,262 so you could be first in line for those Grey's Anatomy DVDs. 51 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:16,859 Season six, Dad. 52 00:02:16,936 --> 00:02:19,166 Those Friday night dinners are a ritual in our family- 53 00:02:19,239 --> 00:02:20,900 one your mom started. 54 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:23,602 I know, but I'm a teenager. 55 00:02:23,676 --> 00:02:25,541 Friday nights are kind of important to me. 56 00:02:25,612 --> 00:02:27,307 Why are you making me feel guilty about this? 57 00:02:27,380 --> 00:02:29,871 I, of all people, know how important the relationship is between you and Carole. 58 00:02:29,949 --> 00:02:32,941 Those dinners are more than important. They're sacred. 59 00:02:33,019 --> 00:02:34,680 The whole point of having something sacred... 60 00:02:34,754 --> 00:02:37,848 is that it takes precedence over anything else you got going on. 61 00:02:37,924 --> 00:02:39,516 Sing-along Sound of Music is sacred to me. 62 00:02:39,592 --> 00:02:41,253 What, you think I don't know that? 63 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:43,852 Wasn't I the one who bought you that Maria bonnet when you were six? 64 00:02:43,930 --> 00:02:45,420 - The point is- - Enough with the bonnet. 65 00:02:45,498 --> 00:02:47,591 If you start giving up stuff like Friday night dinners... 66 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,294 then you got nothing to hold onto. 67 00:02:49,369 --> 00:02:52,236 Okay, let's face it, Kurt- If we don't schedule it, then we don't hang out. 68 00:02:52,305 --> 00:02:55,468 If we don't hang out, then our lives just go right by each other. 69 00:02:55,542 --> 00:02:57,271 And we don't share very much. 70 00:02:57,343 --> 00:03:00,608 I'm sorry, but I'm not missing something that I look forward to all year... 71 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,614 just for another dinner. 72 00:03:03,716 --> 00:03:06,583 Maybe we could do it Thursday or something. 73 00:03:07,887 --> 00:03:10,253 I got to tell you, Kurt. 74 00:03:10,323 --> 00:03:12,154 I'm real disappointed in you. 75 00:03:17,597 --> 00:03:19,258 Mr. Schue? 76 00:03:19,332 --> 00:03:20,993 I have something to say. 77 00:03:21,067 --> 00:03:22,500 Something happened to me... 78 00:03:22,569 --> 00:03:25,402 and I can't really get into it, but it's shaken me to my core. 79 00:03:25,471 --> 00:03:27,632 - Oh, my God, he's coming out. - Why, yes. 80 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:29,971 There is a man who's sort of recently come into my life... 81 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:33,479 and that man is Jesus Christ. 82 00:03:34,747 --> 00:03:35,941 That's way worse. 83 00:03:36,015 --> 00:03:38,108 And I know there's others in here who dig him too. 84 00:03:38,184 --> 00:03:42,746 And so I thought maybe this week we could pay tribute to him in music. 85 00:03:42,822 --> 00:03:45,848 You know, pay tribute to Jesus. 86 00:03:45,925 --> 00:03:48,917 Sorry, uh, but if I wanted to sing about Jesus, I'd go to church. 87 00:03:48,995 --> 00:03:50,656 And the reason I don't go to church... 88 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:53,563 is because most churches don't think very much of gay people. 89 00:03:53,633 --> 00:03:55,931 Or women. Or science. 90 00:03:56,002 --> 00:03:58,095 I don't see anything wrong with getting a little church up in here. 91 00:03:58,171 --> 00:04:01,265 I agree. I've had a really hard year, and I turned to God a lot for help. 92 00:04:01,341 --> 00:04:03,502 I, for one, wouldn't mind saying thanks. 93 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:05,771 Thanks for what? That it didn't come out a lizard baby? 94 00:04:05,845 --> 00:04:07,710 Whenever I pray, I fall asleep. 95 00:04:07,780 --> 00:04:10,544 Well, guys, maybe our song selections don't have to be about Jesus. 96 00:04:10,617 --> 00:04:14,053 We could do songs about spirituality. 97 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:16,611 - You got a problem with Jesus? - Oh, I got no problem with the guy. 98 00:04:16,689 --> 00:04:19,385 I'm a total Jew for Jesus. He's my number one Hebe. 99 00:04:19,459 --> 00:04:22,792 What I don't like seeing is people using J-Money to cramp everybody else's style... 100 00:04:22,862 --> 00:04:24,830 'cause it seems to me that true spirituality- 101 00:04:24,897 --> 00:04:26,558 or whatever you want to call it- 102 00:04:26,633 --> 00:04:29,158 is about enjoying the life that you've been given. 103 00:04:29,235 --> 00:04:32,363 - I see God every time I make out with a new chick. - Okay, okay. 104 00:04:32,438 --> 00:04:34,372 That doesn't make any sense. In fact, it's stupid. 105 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:37,204 Are you calling Mr. Billy Joel stupid? 106 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:39,074 At this time I'd like to continue my streak... 107 00:04:39,145 --> 00:04:41,136 of doing only songs by Jewish artists. 108 00:04:43,349 --> 00:04:43,950 - Hit it. 109 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:46,316 - Hit it. 110 00:04:52,058 --> 00:04:54,754 # Come on, Virginia, don't let me wait # 111 00:04:54,827 --> 00:04:58,058 # You Catholic girls start much too late # 112 00:04:58,131 --> 00:05:01,532 # Oh, but sooner or later It comes down to fate # 113 00:05:01,601 --> 00:05:04,229 # I might as well be the one # 114 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:07,501 # Well, they showed you a statue Told you to pray # 115 00:05:07,573 --> 00:05:10,542 # They built you a temple and locked you away # 116 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:13,909 # Oh, but they never told you the price that you pay # 117 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:17,746 # For things that you might have done # 118 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:20,980 # Only the good die young # 119 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:23,887 # Whoa-oh, whoa-oh Whoa, whoa, oh # 120 00:05:24,791 --> 00:05:26,622 # You got a nice white dress # 121 00:05:26,693 --> 00:05:30,720 # And a party on your confirmation # 122 00:05:30,797 --> 00:05:33,925 # You got a brand-new soul # 123 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:37,436 # Mmm, and a cross of gold # 124 00:05:37,503 --> 00:05:41,439 # Come on, come on Come on Virginia, don't let me wait # 125 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:44,806 # You Catholic girls start much too late # 126 00:05:44,877 --> 00:05:47,573 # Sooner or later it comes down to fate # 127 00:05:47,647 --> 00:05:50,275 # I might as well be the one # 128 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:55,049 # You know that only the good die young # 129 00:05:55,121 --> 00:05:57,988 # Tell ya, baby ## 130 00:06:05,164 --> 00:06:06,654 Ow! 131 00:06:08,935 --> 00:06:11,631 Well, according to this, I've still got two left... 132 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:14,172 but let me check, 'cause I don't trust the guy who does my inventory. 133 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:15,901 - Who's that? - Me. 134 00:06:15,975 --> 00:06:18,000 Oh. Oh, geez. 135 00:06:21,581 --> 00:06:23,071 Hey, you okay, man? 136 00:06:23,149 --> 00:06:25,344 Yeah. Just a little indigestion, you know? 137 00:06:25,418 --> 00:06:27,443 Don't buy salami at the gas station. 138 00:06:54,947 --> 00:06:57,347 Kurt? 139 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:58,975 Can we talk to you outside? 140 00:07:08,461 --> 00:07:11,191 Where is he? Is he dead? 141 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:14,062 No, he's alive, but I'm sorry. I don't have any other good news. 142 00:07:14,133 --> 00:07:15,862 - I want to see him. - He hasn't regained consciousness. 143 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:18,130 - I thought he had a heart attack. - Brought on by an arrhythmia... 144 00:07:18,204 --> 00:07:20,138 which caused a lack of blood to his brain. 145 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:22,674 That's what made him lose consciousness, and what's keeping him comatose. 146 00:07:22,742 --> 00:07:26,075 We have him on Lidocaine, but there's no guarantees they're going to work... 147 00:07:26,145 --> 00:07:29,046 or what kind of damage was done to his brain by the lack of oxygen. 148 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:30,776 I don't understand what you're saying. 149 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:33,842 - When is he gonna wake up? - I don't know. 150 00:07:35,354 --> 00:07:38,221 Okay, just- Just take us to him now, please. 151 00:07:51,804 --> 00:07:53,499 I need a minute. 152 00:07:55,741 --> 00:07:57,572 I don't think you should be alone, Kurt. 153 00:07:57,643 --> 00:08:00,237 Please just give me a moment alone with my father. 154 00:08:04,617 --> 00:08:06,448 We'll be right outside. 155 00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:20,722 Dad? 156 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,200 Can you hear me? 157 00:08:28,774 --> 00:08:32,301 If you can hear me, squeeze my hand. 158 00:08:36,482 --> 00:08:38,473 I'm holding yours right now. 159 00:08:41,287 --> 00:08:42,777 Just squeeze back. 160 00:08:44,090 --> 00:08:46,251 Come on, Dad. 161 00:08:46,325 --> 00:08:48,088 Just squeeze my hand. 162 00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:55,929 What up, Grilled Cheesus? 163 00:08:56,002 --> 00:08:57,936 I need to ask you for something. 164 00:08:58,004 --> 00:09:00,131 I didn't go to Sunday school, so I don't know if God... 165 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:03,437 works the same as a genie and I only get three wishes, but here's the thing. 166 00:09:03,509 --> 00:09:05,534 Dating Rachel is great... 167 00:09:05,611 --> 00:09:08,341 but she's kind of a prude, and I'm sort of going crazy. 168 00:09:08,414 --> 00:09:10,439 Anyway, her boobs aren't that great... 169 00:09:10,516 --> 00:09:13,917 but they're still girl boobs, and I'd really like to touch them. 170 00:09:13,986 --> 00:09:15,613 So, Cheesus... 171 00:09:15,688 --> 00:09:19,590 considering that I've dedicated a week of my musical life to you... 172 00:09:19,659 --> 00:09:23,823 I hope you can see it in your heart to answer my prayers. 173 00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:27,763 Amen. 174 00:09:41,547 --> 00:09:43,208 Hey, Kurt. 175 00:09:43,282 --> 00:09:45,716 We're really sorry about your dad's heart attack. 176 00:09:45,785 --> 00:09:47,480 Thanks, Santana. 177 00:09:47,553 --> 00:09:49,384 I did a book report on heart attacks... 178 00:09:49,455 --> 00:09:51,389 if you want to give it to the doctor. 179 00:09:51,457 --> 00:09:54,449 I got knocked down an entire letter grade 'cause it was written in crayon. 180 00:09:55,795 --> 00:09:57,285 What the hell happened? 181 00:09:57,363 --> 00:09:59,991 - My dad's in the hospital. - I know. My mom just called me. 182 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:02,057 - I feel like I'm the last one to know. - I'm sorry, Finn. 183 00:10:02,134 --> 00:10:04,364 It didn't occur to me to call you, because he's not your father. 184 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,428 Yeah, well, he's the closest I'm ever going to get, okay? 185 00:10:06,505 --> 00:10:08,871 I know it may not look like what everybody else has... 186 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:11,569 but I thought we were... sort of a family. 187 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:16,077 Look, I guess I just- 188 00:10:16,148 --> 00:10:18,742 I didn't like overhearing other people talking about it in gym class. 189 00:10:26,425 --> 00:10:27,983 Hey, guys. 190 00:10:28,060 --> 00:10:30,051 Our thoughts are all with Kurt... 191 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:32,927 and I know it's sort of hard to really focus on anything else- 192 00:10:32,999 --> 00:10:34,330 Mr. Schue? 193 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:36,300 - Yeah? - I've been struggling, trying to figure out... 194 00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:38,337 what I wanted to say to Kurt all day... 195 00:10:38,404 --> 00:10:41,032 and I realize I don't want to say it, I want to sing it. 196 00:10:43,275 --> 00:10:47,268 This song is about being in a very dark place and turning to God. 197 00:10:47,346 --> 00:10:49,246 It's a spiritual song, Mr. Schue. Is that okay? 198 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:50,805 It's fine. 199 00:10:52,018 --> 00:10:54,782 Tina, Quinn, can you help me out, please? 200 00:11:04,797 --> 00:11:09,666 # As I lay me down # 201 00:11:09,735 --> 00:11:14,468 # Heaven, hear me now # 202 00:11:14,540 --> 00:11:18,840 # I'm lost without a cause # 203 00:11:18,911 --> 00:11:23,439 # After giving it my all # 204 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:28,112 # Winter storms have come # 205 00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:32,851 # And darkened my sun # 206 00:11:32,925 --> 00:11:37,658 # After all that I've been through # 207 00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:41,131 # Who on earth can I turn to # 208 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:46,001 # I look to you # 209 00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:50,338 # I look to you # 210 00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:56,439 # After all my strength is gone # 211 00:11:56,515 --> 00:11:59,507 # In you I can be strong # 212 00:11:59,585 --> 00:12:04,818 # I look to you # 213 00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:10,294 # I look to you, oh # 214 00:12:10,362 --> 00:12:15,664 # And when melodies are gone, yeah # 215 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:18,670 # In you I hear a song # 216 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:23,368 # I look to you # 217 00:12:23,442 --> 00:12:27,936 # Ooh # 218 00:12:28,013 --> 00:12:33,918 # I look to you ## 219 00:12:37,723 --> 00:12:40,157 Thank you, Mercedes. 220 00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:43,684 Your voice is stunning, but... I don't believe in God. 221 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,162 Wait, what? 222 00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:48,667 You've all professed your beliefs. I'm just stating mine. 223 00:12:48,734 --> 00:12:50,793 I think God is kind of like Santa Claus for adults. 224 00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:55,170 Otherwise, God's kind of a jerk, isn't he? 225 00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:57,471 I mean, he makes me gay, and then has his followers going around... 226 00:12:57,543 --> 00:12:59,204 telling me it's something that I chose... 227 00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:01,143 as if someone would choose to be mocked... 228 00:13:01,213 --> 00:13:03,147 every single day of their life. 229 00:13:03,215 --> 00:13:06,048 And right now I don't want a heavenly father. 230 00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:07,415 I want my real one back. 231 00:13:07,486 --> 00:13:09,579 But Kurt, how do you know for sure? 232 00:13:09,655 --> 00:13:11,555 I mean, you can't prove that there's no God. 233 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,717 You can't prove that there isn't a magic teapot... 234 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,693 floating around on the dark side of the moon... 235 00:13:15,761 --> 00:13:17,695 with a dwarf inside of it... 236 00:13:17,763 --> 00:13:20,857 that reads romance novels and shoots lightning out of its boobs... 237 00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:23,834 but it seems pretty unlikely, doesn't it? 238 00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:25,530 Is God an evil dwarf? 239 00:13:25,604 --> 00:13:27,504 We shouldn't be talking like this. 240 00:13:27,573 --> 00:13:29,666 It's not right. 241 00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:31,607 I'm sorry, Quinn. 242 00:13:31,677 --> 00:13:33,508 But you all can believe whatever you want to. 243 00:13:33,579 --> 00:13:35,740 But I can't believe something I don't. 244 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,409 I appreciate your thoughts... 245 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:40,816 but I don't want your prayers. 246 00:13:42,721 --> 00:13:44,951 - - [Will] How did you even find out about the lesson? 247 00:13:45,024 --> 00:13:47,015 I have cameras everywhere, William. 248 00:13:47,092 --> 00:13:48,889 I'm giving a lesson on spirituality. 249 00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:50,724 I don't understand what the big deal is. 250 00:13:50,796 --> 00:13:52,764 The big deal is that this is a public school... 251 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,232 and there's this little thing called separation of church and state... 252 00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:58,134 which happens to be the pillar of a functioning civil society. 253 00:13:58,204 --> 00:14:01,901 But, Sue, children should be allowed to profess whatever faith they choose. 254 00:14:01,974 --> 00:14:04,602 At the BET Awards, but not in a public school. 255 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,076 Sue, I'm trying to help these kids. 256 00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:08,136 Kurt is struggling with some really tough issues. 257 00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:10,739 Well, William, if your kids want to praise Jesus in class... 258 00:14:10,816 --> 00:14:13,944 I suggest they enroll at Sweet Holy Mother of God Academy... 259 00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:16,146 on I Love Jesus Street, but not here. 260 00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:19,419 This country is not a monarchy, William. Trust me. I've tried. 261 00:14:19,491 --> 00:14:21,982 And as much as I enjoy giving impromptu civics lessons... 262 00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:23,460 I got work to do. 263 00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:32,401 Finn, please- sit. 264 00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:39,404 You're upset about Kurt's dad too? 265 00:14:39,478 --> 00:14:41,070 Yes. 266 00:14:41,146 --> 00:14:42,943 But more importantly... 267 00:14:43,015 --> 00:14:44,949 let's discuss your newfound love for Jesus... 268 00:14:45,017 --> 00:14:47,850 and how it's affecting me. 269 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:50,354 I want this relationship to go the distance... 270 00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:53,653 but I need to know that when I'm 25 and I've won a bunch of Tonys... 271 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,557 and I'm ready to have intercourse and babies... 272 00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:57,528 that those babies will be raised in a certain way. 273 00:14:57,596 --> 00:14:59,461 You don't think you're gonna have sex till you're 25? 274 00:14:59,531 --> 00:15:01,590 I want my children to be raised in the Jewish faith. 275 00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:03,828 Both of my dads' peoples were slaves once. 276 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,962 I need to know that my children will be free to worship... 277 00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:07,699 in the way that I decide is right. 278 00:15:07,773 --> 00:15:10,037 Sure. Of course. 279 00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:12,407 Yeah, they should totally go to Jew church and- 280 00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:13,968 and wear those hats... 281 00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:16,480 and eat that salty orange stuff with their bagels. 282 00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:26,023 - Let's lay down on the bed. - Okay. 283 00:15:30,462 --> 00:15:33,056 - Finn? - Yeah? 284 00:15:33,132 --> 00:15:36,898 I'd like to give you something in exchange for what you gave me. 285 00:15:52,718 --> 00:15:54,686 Thank you, Grilled Cheesus. 286 00:15:54,753 --> 00:15:57,244 I need to know what's going on with that Glee Club. 287 00:15:57,323 --> 00:15:59,450 Brittany, Jugs the Clown, go. 288 00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:02,551 Mostly just everyone's really sad for Kurt, and no one really knows how to help. 289 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:05,825 I made him a card that said "Heart attacks are just from loving too much." 290 00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:08,196 Schuester still pushing the Lil Jeezy? 291 00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:11,259 I guess so- Although I don't really see what the big deal is. 292 00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:13,396 But Kurt's definitely not into it. 293 00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:16,004 How's your father? 294 00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:19,408 They say his condition is critical but stable. 295 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:20,536 Good news, I guess. 296 00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:22,204 I'm sorry for what you're going through, lady. 297 00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:25,114 I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. And I guess I don't have to. 298 00:16:25,184 --> 00:16:29,382 I think Mary Lou Retton's, like, an orphan or something. 299 00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:33,050 I don't like what Schuester's doing in that classroom even more than usual... 300 00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:36,288 but I can't go to the school board without an official complaint from a student. 301 00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:39,961 So you want me to be your scapegoat? 302 00:16:40,532 --> 00:16:42,500 Mm-mmm. 303 00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:44,900 You don't understand. 304 00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:47,598 I know at times I mess around with you guys for fun. 305 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:50,233 I admit it- It aids digestion. 306 00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:52,607 But I'm not joking here. 307 00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,642 I want to be your champion. 308 00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:01,320 What is wrong with you? 309 00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:03,220 What is wrong with you? 310 00:17:03,288 --> 00:17:05,916 I'm sorry, Madam Secretary, I'm gonna have to call you back. 311 00:17:05,991 --> 00:17:08,016 Love to Bill. 312 00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:11,153 There is a boy in that Glee Club that might lose his father. 313 00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:14,563 How could you get in the way, when the only thing anybody is trying to do... 314 00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:16,897 is give that poor child just a little bit of comfort? 315 00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:19,494 What happened to you, Sue? 316 00:17:19,571 --> 00:17:21,903 Please tell me what horrible, horrible thing happened to you... 317 00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:23,839 that made you such a miserable tyrant. 318 00:17:23,909 --> 00:17:25,399 Have a seat. 319 00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:31,440 Since I was a little girl, I've had exactly one hero. 320 00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:33,007 My big sister. 321 00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:35,110 You know how much I worshipped her? 322 00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:37,155 She was the sun and the moon to me. 323 00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:42,153 And while I was still very young... 324 00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:44,695 I noticed that other people didn't feel the way I did. 325 00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:47,493 People were rude to her. 326 00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:50,433 They were cruel. They laughed at her. 327 00:17:50,502 --> 00:17:52,333 And so I began to pray. 328 00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,770 I prayed every night for her to get better. 329 00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:56,931 And nothing changed. 330 00:17:58,944 --> 00:18:00,775 So I prayed harder. 331 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:06,808 And after a while I realized it wasn't that I wasn't praying hard enough. 332 00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:10,121 It's that no one was listening. 333 00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:15,087 Asking someone to believe in a fantasy... 334 00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:17,753 however comforting... 335 00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:20,390 isn't a moral thing to do. 336 00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:23,833 - It's cruel. - Don't you think that's just a little bit arrogant? 337 00:18:23,902 --> 00:18:26,234 It's as arrogant as telling someone how to believe in God... 338 00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:27,966 and if they don't accept it... 339 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:31,009 no matter how openhearted or honest their dissent... 340 00:18:31,076 --> 00:18:33,135 they're going to hell. 341 00:18:33,212 --> 00:18:35,237 Well, that doesn't sound very Christian, does it? 342 00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:37,509 Well, if that's what you believe, that's fine... 343 00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:39,483 but please keep it to yourself. 344 00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:41,485 So long as you do the same. 345 00:18:41,553 --> 00:18:44,283 That kid could lose his father at any moment. 346 00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:46,051 You should start preparing him for that. 347 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,389 Now get the hell out of my office. 348 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,360 I realize you're only half orangutan... 349 00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:54,365 but I'm still very allergic to your lustrous ginger mane. 350 00:18:57,336 --> 00:18:59,896 Last week we were too sexy. This week we're too religious. 351 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,837 - We can't win. - Now I know what Miley feels like. 352 00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:05,240 The real tragedy here is that I found the most perfect spiritual song to sing this week... 353 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:07,938 and now it's been torn away from me like Sophie's daughter. 354 00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:09,708 Guys, you can still sing whatever songs you like... 355 00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:12,341 that sum up your feelings about God, about spirit. 356 00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:13,941 You just can't do it on school time. 357 00:19:14,019 --> 00:19:17,182 - I hope you're happy, Kurt. - Having the week of my life, actually. 358 00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:19,918 Guys, back off Kurt, okay? 359 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,085 He had every right to speak his mind. 360 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,254 Look, Kurt, we're sympathetic to what you're going through... 361 00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:27,059 but siding with Miss Sylvester isn't gonna do anyone any good. 362 00:19:27,132 --> 00:19:29,032 It's doing me some good. 363 00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:31,569 Now I don't have to sit around listening to all you mental patients... 364 00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:34,663 talk about how's there's a God when I know there isn't one. 365 00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:41,502 Cheesus, I don't need to tell you how much you rule. 366 00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:43,241 You've given me everything I've prayed for... 367 00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:45,476 and it turns out Rachel's boobs are really awesome. 368 00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:48,645 Anyway, I need another favor, so, Cheesus... 369 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:51,348 I pray that I'm made quarterback again. Sam's a good dude- 370 00:19:51,423 --> 00:19:54,153 I just think that I can deliver your message to the world more powerfully... 371 00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:56,751 if I'm the most popular guy in the school again. 372 00:19:56,828 --> 00:19:59,228 - What are you doing? - Nothing. Eating. 373 00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:03,998 So I pray before I eat now. What's the big deal? 374 00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:05,832 You're not gonna tell anybody about this, are you? 375 00:20:05,904 --> 00:20:08,668 No. It's cool. 376 00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:12,107 To tell you the truth, I actually went to temple with my nana yesterday. 377 00:20:12,177 --> 00:20:14,839 I know it makes me a wuss, but I'm bummed about Kurt's dad. 378 00:20:14,913 --> 00:20:16,676 I've kind of been praying for him. 379 00:20:16,748 --> 00:20:19,080 I know how hard it is not to have a father, you know? 380 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,918 What do you pray for? 381 00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:24,546 Yeah. Same stuff. 382 00:20:24,623 --> 00:20:26,454 You burned your grilled cheese. 383 00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:33,188 Ow! 384 00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:35,165 Why are we in the park? 385 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,828 'Cause I don't want anything coming between us and God... 386 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:40,337 and because Yentl was outside when she sang this song in the movie. 387 00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:44,034 I just hope that God hears this song as a prayer for Burt Hummel... 388 00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:46,942 and decides to bring him back to us. 389 00:20:53,185 --> 00:21:00,318 # God # 390 00:21:00,392 --> 00:21:03,293 Our heavenly father. 391 00:21:03,895 --> 00:21:12,030 # Oh, God # 392 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:15,267 And my father who is also in Heaven. 393 00:21:16,575 --> 00:21:19,510 # May the light # 394 00:21:19,578 --> 00:21:22,547 # Of this flickering candle # 395 00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:24,741 # Illuminate the night # 396 00:21:24,816 --> 00:21:26,306 # The way your spirit # 397 00:21:26,385 --> 00:21:27,875 # Illuminates # 398 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:37,589 # My soul # 399 00:21:39,398 --> 00:21:41,491 # Papa # 400 00:21:41,566 --> 00:21:44,694 # Can you hear me # 401 00:21:44,770 --> 00:21:46,431 # Papa # 402 00:21:46,505 --> 00:21:50,532 # Can you see me # 403 00:21:50,609 --> 00:21:58,539 # Papa, can you hear me in the night # 404 00:21:58,617 --> 00:22:01,051 # Papa, are you near me # 405 00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:03,349 # Papa, can you hear me # 406 00:22:03,422 --> 00:22:09,190 # Papa, can you help me not be frightened # 407 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,656 # Looking at the skies # 408 00:22:11,730 --> 00:22:13,891 # I seem to see a million eyes # 409 00:22:13,965 --> 00:22:18,527 # Which ones are yours # 410 00:22:18,603 --> 00:22:21,094 # Where are you now that yesterday # 411 00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:26,133 # Has come and gone and closed its doors # 412 00:22:26,211 --> 00:22:30,045 # The night is so much darker # 413 00:22:30,115 --> 00:22:33,642 # The wind is so much colder # 414 00:22:33,719 --> 00:22:36,279 # The world I see is so much bigger # 415 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:40,724 # Now that I'm alone # 416 00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:43,987 # Papa, please forgive me # 417 00:22:44,062 --> 00:22:46,792 # Try to understand me # 418 00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:52,064 # Papa, don't you know I had no choice # 419 00:22:52,137 --> 00:22:54,367 # Can you hear me praying # 420 00:22:54,439 --> 00:22:56,634 # Anything I'm saying # 421 00:22:56,708 --> 00:23:02,738 # Even though the night is filled with voices # 422 00:23:02,814 --> 00:23:05,647 # I remember everything you taught me # 423 00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:13,089 # Every book I've ever read # 424 00:23:13,158 --> 00:23:15,524 # Can all the words in all the books # 425 00:23:15,594 --> 00:23:19,997 # Help me to face what lies ahead # 426 00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:23,466 # The trees are so much taller # 427 00:23:23,535 --> 00:23:27,096 # And I feel so much smaller # 428 00:23:27,172 --> 00:23:30,107 # The moon is twice as lonely # 429 00:23:30,175 --> 00:23:35,374 # And the stars are half as bright # 430 00:23:37,382 --> 00:23:42,115 # Papa, how I love you # 431 00:23:42,187 --> 00:23:47,215 # Papa, how I need you # 432 00:23:47,292 --> 00:23:52,093 # Papa, how I miss you # 433 00:23:52,164 --> 00:23:58,160 # Kissing me # 434 00:23:58,236 --> 00:24:10,046 # Good night # 435 00:24:15,153 --> 00:24:17,246 - Who's next? - What's going on in here? 436 00:24:18,590 --> 00:24:20,524 We-We were just praying for your dad. 437 00:24:20,592 --> 00:24:22,583 Rachel, Quinn and I are taking turns. 438 00:24:22,661 --> 00:24:24,561 We're from different denominations and religions... 439 00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:26,995 so we figured one of us is bound to be right. 440 00:24:27,065 --> 00:24:28,726 I didn't ask you to do this. 441 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:31,200 Honey, I know you're upset about what's happening. I get it. 442 00:24:31,269 --> 00:24:34,170 But friends help out, even when you don't ask. 443 00:24:34,239 --> 00:24:36,400 Mr. Kurt Hummel? 444 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:38,909 Dude, why didn't you just tell us you wanted to pray in Muslim? 445 00:24:38,977 --> 00:24:41,070 I'm not Muslim. I'm a Sikh. 446 00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:45,276 She's gonna see if acupuncture will improve the circulation to my dad's brain. 447 00:24:45,350 --> 00:24:49,946 Amazingly, needles pierce the skin better than psalms. 448 00:24:50,021 --> 00:24:51,716 Can you all please leave now? 449 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,261 We just wanted to do something. 450 00:25:10,609 --> 00:25:12,600 - Red 42 on three. 451 00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:14,907 - Break! - Wait. 452 00:25:16,982 --> 00:25:19,576 That cornerback's been cheating right all night. We should naked bootleg left. 453 00:25:19,651 --> 00:25:22,211 That ogre linebacker's on the left. He's been killing me all game. 454 00:25:22,287 --> 00:25:23,777 Dude, trust me. 455 00:25:23,855 --> 00:25:26,619 I'm the only guy who's ever actually won a game on this field. 456 00:25:28,126 --> 00:25:31,584 Okay, naked bootleg left. I keep on three. 457 00:25:31,663 --> 00:25:33,130 - All right, you ready? - Break! 458 00:25:34,799 --> 00:25:36,767 That's not what I called. 459 00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:40,136 Yeah! Hike. 460 00:25:47,012 --> 00:25:48,570 - Huh. 461 00:25:51,583 --> 00:25:53,813 - Is he okay? - His shoulder's dislocated. 462 00:25:53,885 --> 00:25:57,116 - This is what happens when you change my plays in the huddle. - [Boy] I don't understand. 463 00:25:57,188 --> 00:26:00,021 - That guy came out of nowhere. - [Boy #2] I know. That kid's been cheating right all night. 464 00:26:00,091 --> 00:26:02,753 No reason for him to be there. It's just bad luck. 465 00:26:02,827 --> 00:26:04,590 - We need to get him to the E.R. - Okay, let's go. 466 00:26:05,764 --> 00:26:07,595 It's in your hands now, Lurch. 467 00:26:07,666 --> 00:26:09,691 Congratulations. You're the quarterback again. 468 00:26:16,341 --> 00:26:19,105 I know things have been pretty morose around here this past week... 469 00:26:19,177 --> 00:26:22,169 but I want to celebrate some good news for our little family. 470 00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:25,045 Let's hear it for Finn, on getting back his quarterback job... 471 00:26:25,116 --> 00:26:27,949 and leading the Titans to a win in their second game of the season. 472 00:26:30,221 --> 00:26:33,247 Too bad that Sam kid had to have his arm basically ripped off for it to happen... 473 00:26:33,325 --> 00:26:35,350 but it's good to have you back in the saddle, brother. 474 00:26:38,396 --> 00:26:40,864 - Mr. Schue, if I may? - Yeah. 475 00:26:40,932 --> 00:26:46,700 Um, I wanted to thank everyone for your kind e-mails and queries about my dad... 476 00:26:46,771 --> 00:26:50,707 but for your information, his condition remains the same. 477 00:26:51,876 --> 00:26:54,106 I need to express myself... 478 00:26:54,179 --> 00:26:56,204 so with your permission, Mr. Schue... 479 00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:58,476 I've prepared a number for the occasion. 480 00:26:58,550 --> 00:27:00,677 Of course, Kurt. 481 00:27:01,586 --> 00:27:03,451 On the day of my mom's funeral... 482 00:27:03,521 --> 00:27:08,185 when they were lowering her body into the ground, I was crying. 483 00:27:08,259 --> 00:27:10,159 I mean, that was it. 484 00:27:10,228 --> 00:27:13,095 It was the last time I was ever going to see her... 485 00:27:14,199 --> 00:27:16,531 and I remember I looked up at my dad and I- 486 00:27:16,601 --> 00:27:19,297 I just wanted him to say something- 487 00:27:19,371 --> 00:27:22,670 just something to make me feel like my whole world wasn't over. 488 00:27:24,342 --> 00:27:27,641 And he just took my hand and squeezed it... 489 00:27:29,514 --> 00:27:33,416 and just knowing that those hands were there to take care of me- 490 00:27:34,919 --> 00:27:36,409 That was enough. 491 00:27:37,055 --> 00:27:38,522 This is for my dad. 492 00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:42,718 # Yeah, I'll # 493 00:27:42,794 --> 00:27:47,094 # Tell you something # 494 00:27:47,165 --> 00:27:52,797 # I think you'll understand # 495 00:27:52,871 --> 00:27:55,499 # When I # 496 00:27:55,573 --> 00:28:00,067 # Say that something # 497 00:28:00,145 --> 00:28:06,380 # I wanna hold your hand # 498 00:28:06,451 --> 00:28:12,822 # I wanna hold your hand # 499 00:28:12,891 --> 00:28:18,386 # I wanna hold your hand # 500 00:28:18,463 --> 00:28:21,227 # Oh, please # 501 00:28:21,299 --> 00:28:25,360 # Say to me # 502 00:28:25,437 --> 00:28:29,840 # You'll let me be your man # 503 00:28:30,809 --> 00:28:33,903 # And please # 504 00:28:33,978 --> 00:28:36,776 # Say to me # 505 00:28:38,049 --> 00:28:44,010 # You'll let me hold your hand # 506 00:28:44,089 --> 00:28:50,050 # Now, let me hold your hand # 507 00:28:50,128 --> 00:28:55,088 # I wanna hold your hand # 508 00:28:57,135 --> 00:29:00,866 # And when I touch you # 509 00:29:00,939 --> 00:29:04,739 # I feel happy # 510 00:29:04,809 --> 00:29:06,800 # Inside # 511 00:29:09,380 --> 00:29:12,543 # It's such a feeling # 512 00:29:12,617 --> 00:29:16,553 # That my love # 513 00:29:16,621 --> 00:29:19,249 # I can't hide # 514 00:29:19,324 --> 00:29:22,316 # I can't hide # 515 00:29:22,393 --> 00:29:28,957 # I can't hide # 516 00:29:29,033 --> 00:29:31,001 # Yeah, you # 517 00:29:31,970 --> 00:29:35,167 # Got that something # 518 00:29:36,374 --> 00:29:42,244 # I wanna hold your hand # 519 00:29:42,313 --> 00:29:48,411 # I wanna hold your hand # 520 00:29:48,486 --> 00:29:54,755 # I wanna hold your hand # 521 00:29:54,826 --> 00:29:58,159 # I wanna hold # 522 00:29:58,229 --> 00:30:02,427 # Your hand ## 523 00:30:10,308 --> 00:30:12,071 Kurt, can I talk to you for a second? 524 00:30:16,014 --> 00:30:18,505 I know you're going through a really scary time right now... 525 00:30:18,583 --> 00:30:21,950 but I feel like I don't know how to be around you anymore... 526 00:30:23,188 --> 00:30:25,782 and I know you're not really spiritual or whatever... 527 00:30:25,857 --> 00:30:27,620 but I feel like you're closing yourself... 528 00:30:27,692 --> 00:30:30,354 to a world of experiences that might surprise you. 529 00:30:33,131 --> 00:30:34,894 You're right. 530 00:30:34,966 --> 00:30:37,196 I'm sorry. 531 00:30:37,268 --> 00:30:39,361 I shouldn't be pushing my friends away... 532 00:30:39,437 --> 00:30:42,201 especially friends as fabulous as you. 533 00:30:44,142 --> 00:30:46,303 Do me a favor. One thing? 534 00:30:47,245 --> 00:30:49,110 Come to church with me this Sunday. 535 00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:52,479 Our church does this thing where we dedicate the service to someone... 536 00:30:52,550 --> 00:30:55,917 and I got them to dedicate this Sunday to your dad. 537 00:30:57,288 --> 00:30:59,552 - I don't know. - You get to wear a fabulous hat. 538 00:31:03,027 --> 00:31:05,825 Mercedes, you had me at "fabulous hat." 539 00:31:05,897 --> 00:31:08,161 Come on, let's go to class. 540 00:31:12,737 --> 00:31:15,103 I have to confess something. 541 00:31:15,173 --> 00:31:16,970 I'm the reason Sam got hurt. 542 00:31:17,041 --> 00:31:18,770 I asked for three things to happen- 543 00:31:18,843 --> 00:31:21,209 One, for us to win our first football game... 544 00:31:21,279 --> 00:31:22,644 two, to get to second base with Rachel... 545 00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:25,444 and three, to be the quarterback on the football team again. 546 00:31:25,516 --> 00:31:28,679 All those three things happened because I prayed for them... 547 00:31:28,753 --> 00:31:30,277 to Grilled Cheesus. 548 00:31:31,623 --> 00:31:33,113 Okay. 549 00:31:33,191 --> 00:31:35,785 - Where to start? - No, no. I know it sounds crazy, but it isn't. 550 00:31:35,860 --> 00:31:37,589 Jesus appeared to me on a sandwich... 551 00:31:37,662 --> 00:31:39,596 and it has special powers, I'm telling you. 552 00:31:39,664 --> 00:31:41,723 - But I didn't mean for anybody to get hurt. - Okay, let's just- 553 00:31:41,799 --> 00:31:43,357 Let's take a second. 554 00:31:43,434 --> 00:31:45,163 Okay? Um- 555 00:31:45,236 --> 00:31:48,694 Look, first, you won the football game... 556 00:31:48,773 --> 00:31:51,105 because you actually have a coach who spends the game watching the plays... 557 00:31:51,175 --> 00:31:52,836 rather than biting his toenails. 558 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:57,143 And God didn't let you touch Rachel's boobs. 559 00:31:57,215 --> 00:31:58,876 - Rachel did. - Just the sides of them. 560 00:31:58,950 --> 00:32:00,815 But wait. Why would she do that? 561 00:32:00,885 --> 00:32:03,217 What were you doing right before you were touching them? 562 00:32:03,288 --> 00:32:04,755 What? 563 00:32:04,822 --> 00:32:06,312 - I remember yawning. - Yawning. 564 00:32:06,391 --> 00:32:08,120 Right, 'cause we were talking about emotional stuff. 565 00:32:08,192 --> 00:32:10,456 Oh! Yes, well, there you go, That's it. 566 00:32:10,528 --> 00:32:14,464 Girls like that. She felt close to you, thus the inappropriate touching. 567 00:32:14,532 --> 00:32:16,727 Uh, more importantly... 568 00:32:16,801 --> 00:32:18,462 you didn't hurt Sam. 569 00:32:18,536 --> 00:32:20,697 It was a 300-pound left tackle who just got expelled... 570 00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:22,899 because he's on steroids and he's 23. 571 00:32:24,742 --> 00:32:28,701 God works in all kinds of mysterious ways... 572 00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:31,180 but I'm pretty sure he doesn't spend a lot of time... 573 00:32:31,249 --> 00:32:34,377 trying to speak to us through sandwiches. 574 00:32:36,421 --> 00:32:38,013 You look disappointed. 575 00:32:39,257 --> 00:32:40,884 I am. 576 00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:44,861 It was sort of cool feeling like I had this direct line to God. 577 00:32:46,097 --> 00:32:48,793 Now I just feel like everybody else- 578 00:32:48,866 --> 00:32:51,835 You know, like we're all just floating around in space. 579 00:32:52,870 --> 00:32:55,168 - I don't like that. - You're not alone. 580 00:32:55,239 --> 00:32:58,208 The big questions are really big for a reason- 581 00:32:58,276 --> 00:33:00,335 They're hard. 582 00:33:00,411 --> 00:33:03,676 But you know what? Absolutely everybody struggles with them. 583 00:33:13,191 --> 00:33:16,718 # Oh, life # 584 00:33:16,794 --> 00:33:19,319 # Is bigger # 585 00:33:19,397 --> 00:33:21,524 # It's bigger than you # 586 00:33:21,599 --> 00:33:23,965 # And you are not me # 587 00:33:24,035 --> 00:33:28,131 # The lengths that I will go to # 588 00:33:28,206 --> 00:33:32,199 # The distance in your eyes # 589 00:33:33,478 --> 00:33:35,810 # I've said enough # 590 00:33:36,681 --> 00:33:40,640 # That's me in the corner # 591 00:33:40,718 --> 00:33:43,881 # That's me in the spotlight # 592 00:33:43,955 --> 00:33:47,948 # Losing my religion # 593 00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:51,894 # Trying to keep up with you # 594 00:33:52,997 --> 00:33:56,660 # And I don't know if I can do it # 595 00:33:57,735 --> 00:34:02,832 # Oh, no, I've said too much # 596 00:34:02,907 --> 00:34:05,842 # I haven't said enough # 597 00:34:06,978 --> 00:34:10,539 # I thought that I heard you laughing # 598 00:34:10,615 --> 00:34:14,016 # I thought that I heard you sing # 599 00:34:15,686 --> 00:34:21,522 # I think I thought I saw you try # 600 00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:26,864 # But that was just a dream # 601 00:34:26,931 --> 00:34:30,833 # Just a dream, just a dream # 602 00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:32,597 # Dream # 603 00:34:41,112 --> 00:34:43,546 I thought we couldn't sing songs about religion. 604 00:34:43,614 --> 00:34:45,844 Evidently, we can't sing about faith... 605 00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:48,181 but we can sing about losing faith. 606 00:34:48,252 --> 00:34:50,516 That's sort of what I want to talk about today. 607 00:34:50,588 --> 00:34:53,955 Earlier in the week, Finn, it seemed like you felt differently. 608 00:34:54,025 --> 00:34:56,516 I used to think God was up there looking over me. 609 00:34:57,962 --> 00:34:59,623 Now I'm not so sure. 610 00:35:04,435 --> 00:35:06,699 I'm very impressed with everyone's Sunday best. 611 00:35:07,438 --> 00:35:10,236 It's so... Christ chic. 612 00:35:10,308 --> 00:35:11,969 I hope our genuflection... 613 00:35:12,043 --> 00:35:14,637 to the great Spaghetti Monster in the sky don't take too long. 614 00:35:14,712 --> 00:35:16,441 My Sikh is coming again today at 2:00... 615 00:35:16,514 --> 00:35:19,005 to do more acupuncture on my dad. 616 00:35:19,083 --> 00:35:20,573 Is it working? 617 00:35:20,651 --> 00:35:22,141 Not yet. 618 00:35:22,220 --> 00:35:23,710 Nothing is. 619 00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:31,551 I have to go be with my choir. 620 00:35:32,997 --> 00:35:34,726 Wait, don't- Don't- 621 00:35:36,934 --> 00:35:39,129 - Hi, church. - Hi. 622 00:35:39,203 --> 00:35:41,194 I have a favor to ask you guys. 623 00:35:41,272 --> 00:35:43,706 My friend Kurt Hummel's dad is in the hospital... 624 00:35:43,774 --> 00:35:45,935 and it's pretty bad. 625 00:35:46,010 --> 00:35:49,070 And I know we have all of our own worries and troubles... 626 00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:50,808 but if we could just put them aside... 627 00:35:50,882 --> 00:35:53,373 and focus all of our prayers and give them to Burt Hummel... 628 00:35:53,451 --> 00:35:55,578 and to my friend Kurt. 629 00:35:56,587 --> 00:35:59,215 I know you don't believe in God. 630 00:35:59,290 --> 00:36:01,690 You don't believe in the power of prayer, and that's okay. 631 00:36:01,759 --> 00:36:03,590 To each his own. 632 00:36:03,661 --> 00:36:05,891 But you've got to believe in something- 633 00:36:05,963 --> 00:36:08,932 something more than you can touch, taste or see- 634 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,298 'cause life is too hard to go through it alone... 635 00:36:11,369 --> 00:36:13,098 without something to hold onto... 636 00:36:14,105 --> 00:36:16,164 and without something that's sacred. 637 00:36:17,942 --> 00:36:20,308 Anyway, Kurt, this song is for you. 638 00:36:22,346 --> 00:36:26,407 # Don't trouble the water # 639 00:36:26,484 --> 00:36:29,248 # Give it up Why don't you # 640 00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:32,915 - # Whoa, whoa, yeah # - # Whoa, yeah # 641 00:36:32,990 --> 00:36:35,823 # When you're down and out # 642 00:36:37,828 --> 00:36:41,730 # When you're in the street # 643 00:36:43,734 --> 00:36:49,229 # When evenin' falls so hard # 644 00:36:49,307 --> 00:36:52,970 # I will comfort you # 645 00:36:54,478 --> 00:36:58,676 - # I'll take your part # - # Ooh, ooh # 646 00:36:58,749 --> 00:37:00,740 # Yeah # 647 00:37:00,818 --> 00:37:05,585 - # Whoa, when darkness comes # - # Ooh, ooh, ooh # 648 00:37:05,656 --> 00:37:08,682 # And there's no one # 649 00:37:08,759 --> 00:37:11,819 # No one you love around # 650 00:37:11,896 --> 00:37:18,426 # Just like a bridge over troubled waters # 651 00:37:20,438 --> 00:37:23,305 # I will lay me down # 652 00:37:23,374 --> 00:37:25,672 # Like a bridge # 653 00:37:25,743 --> 00:37:30,009 # Like a bridge over troubled water # 654 00:37:31,515 --> 00:37:34,040 # I will lay me down # 655 00:37:34,118 --> 00:37:36,552 # Don't trouble the water # 656 00:37:36,621 --> 00:37:38,350 # Yeah, yeah # 657 00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:40,117 - # Give it up # - # Give it up, yeah # 658 00:37:40,191 --> 00:37:42,352 # Why don't you let it be # 659 00:37:42,426 --> 00:37:45,190 # Let it, let it, let it Let it, let it, let it # 660 00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:47,629 # Let it be, yeah # 661 00:37:48,432 --> 00:37:51,799 # Yeah, still # 662 00:37:51,869 --> 00:37:56,033 - # Waters run deep # - # Hey, hey # 663 00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:59,770 - # Don't trouble the water # - # Trouble # 664 00:37:59,844 --> 00:38:03,541 # I'll be there when you need a friend # 665 00:38:03,614 --> 00:38:05,479 # To lay me down # 666 00:38:05,549 --> 00:38:09,383 # I'll be your bridge over troubled water # 667 00:38:09,453 --> 00:38:11,683 - # Hey, hey, yeah # - # Still waters run deep # 668 00:38:11,756 --> 00:38:14,384 - # Yes, they do # - # Yes, they do # 669 00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:21,489 - # Don't trouble the water # - # Trouble the water ## 670 00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:30,206 - No, this one, baby. - Oh, this one. 671 00:38:30,274 --> 00:38:31,764 Yeah. 672 00:38:31,842 --> 00:38:34,402 Boom, boom. I won. 673 00:38:34,478 --> 00:38:37,072 - Sue, you're letting me win. - No, I swear it. I'm not. 674 00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:38,911 You're letting me win, Sue. 675 00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:42,051 You're letting me win. 676 00:38:43,954 --> 00:38:45,615 Do you believe in God, Jeannie? 677 00:38:47,224 --> 00:38:48,714 Do you? 678 00:38:48,793 --> 00:38:51,125 - No, I don't. - Why not? 679 00:38:51,195 --> 00:38:53,595 Because when we were little girls... 680 00:38:54,598 --> 00:38:56,259 you were perfect in my eyes. 681 00:38:57,802 --> 00:39:00,737 And I watched the world be cruel to you, so- 682 00:39:01,472 --> 00:39:04,270 God never makes mistakes. 683 00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:06,242 That's what I believe. 684 00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:11,838 You want me to pray for you, Sue? 685 00:39:11,916 --> 00:39:14,009 Yeah. That would be nice. 686 00:39:19,623 --> 00:39:21,921 I win. 687 00:39:21,992 --> 00:39:23,892 No, I cheated. I can't do that. 688 00:39:23,961 --> 00:39:27,021 - You never could dress yourself. 689 00:39:34,138 --> 00:39:37,107 Mercedes took me to church on Sunday. 690 00:39:38,576 --> 00:39:40,407 It's funny, but when the choir was singing... 691 00:39:40,478 --> 00:39:42,912 this memory flashed into my head. 692 00:39:44,415 --> 00:39:48,317 Do you remember our first Friday night dinner after Mom died? 693 00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:50,251 You tried to make a chicken. 694 00:39:50,321 --> 00:39:53,722 I guess you wanted me to feel like there was something still normal. 695 00:39:57,828 --> 00:40:00,729 You put it on the table... 696 00:40:00,798 --> 00:40:04,757 and you cut into it, and it was raw. 697 00:40:05,903 --> 00:40:07,598 And we both looked at each other for a second... 698 00:40:07,671 --> 00:40:12,506 and cracked up before we remembered that we weren't supposed to yet. 699 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:18,939 I'm sorry about the other day, Dad. 700 00:40:20,284 --> 00:40:23,776 I should have let those guys pray for you. 701 00:40:23,854 --> 00:40:28,382 It wasn't about me. It was about you, and it was nice. 702 00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:36,559 I don't believe in God, Dad... 703 00:40:39,870 --> 00:40:41,735 but I believe in you... 704 00:40:45,309 --> 00:40:47,300 and I believe in us. 705 00:40:49,346 --> 00:40:50,870 You and me- 706 00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:54,315 That's what's sacred to me. 707 00:40:57,621 --> 00:40:59,111 And I'm- 708 00:41:04,562 --> 00:41:07,963 I'm so sorry that I never got to tell you that. 709 00:41:21,679 --> 00:41:23,203 Dad? 710 00:41:24,148 --> 00:41:26,048 Nurse Nancy. 711 00:41:28,018 --> 00:41:30,486 Dad, I'm right here. 712 00:41:30,554 --> 00:41:32,215 I'm not going anywhere. 713 00:41:37,127 --> 00:41:41,962 # If God had a name what it would it be # 714 00:41:42,032 --> 00:41:45,490 # And would you call it to his face # 715 00:41:45,569 --> 00:41:50,939 # If you were faced with him in all his glory # 716 00:41:51,008 --> 00:41:56,640 # What would you ask if you had just one question # 717 00:41:58,849 --> 00:42:01,647 # And yeah, yeah # 718 00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:03,778 # God is great # 719 00:42:03,854 --> 00:42:06,721 # Yeah, yeah # 720 00:42:06,790 --> 00:42:09,315 # God is good # 721 00:42:09,393 --> 00:42:14,626 # Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah # 722 00:42:14,698 --> 00:42:17,895 - # Oh # - # What if God was one of us # 723 00:42:17,968 --> 00:42:19,629 # What if God was one of us # 724 00:42:19,703 --> 00:42:22,263 # Oh, just a slob like one of us # 725 00:42:22,339 --> 00:42:25,638 # Just a slob like one of us # 726 00:42:25,709 --> 00:42:29,008 # Just a stranger on the bus # 727 00:42:29,079 --> 00:42:34,073 # Trying to make his way home # 728 00:42:34,151 --> 00:42:39,418 # Just trying to make his way home # 729 00:42:39,490 --> 00:42:43,893 # Just trying to make his way home # 730 00:42:43,961 --> 00:42:46,725 Kids really wanted to do this song, Sue, so I let 'em. 731 00:42:46,797 --> 00:42:50,255 - # Nobody calling on the phone # - You gonna get me fired? 732 00:42:50,334 --> 00:42:54,134 - Report me? - # Except for the Pope, maybe, in Rome ## 733 00:42:54,204 --> 00:42:55,694 No. 734 00:43:38,048 --> 00:43:39,037 ENGLISH - US - SDH