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I think my wife's been having
an affair on the side.
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I want you to figure out
what's going on.
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You're cheating on me with him?
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This hard drive...
I need you to destroy it.
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I'd like our
relationship to be open.
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I feel really loved right now.
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- I'm ready for more than cuddling.
- Oh!
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I've had this terrific
pain inside of my penis.
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What do you think
would cause it?
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Off the top of my head,
I would say urethral scarring.
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- Leah.
- Who are you?
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I can't believe it's
only been three weeks.
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He's just a guy I met.
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I'd like all of you
idiots out of the house.
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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♪ All the shadows in the city ♪
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♪ used to love you, what a pity ♪
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♪ I miss the questions
you used to ask me ♪
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♪ bored to death, cut, mad and lonely ♪
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♪ bored to death, cut, mad and lonely... ♪
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♪ Bored to death ♪
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♪ cut, mad and lonely. ♪
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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I'm sorry to keep you waiting.
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No problem.
I'm sorry.
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As a kid I always
used to love models.
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That's okay.
The models are there to be studied.
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So, George, I have
your test results.
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Is everything all right?
I mean, no STDs?
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You know, somehow I have managed
throughout the years not to get herpes.
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Although one time my lip exploded.
It was incredible.
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It was nice.
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No, no STDs, no herpes.
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All right, good.
Wonderful.
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You have stage ii prostate cancer.
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Oh, wow.
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Okay, all right, okay.
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All right, um...
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Is stage ii bad?
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- Well... - I mean, are
there a lot of stages?
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Is stage ii good?
Because I would like a od stage.
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There are four stages. It would have
been better to have caught it sooner,
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but it's still fairly early.
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Most likely
the best course of action
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will be to remove all
or part of the prostate.
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Ooh, "remove."
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Um, I've never had
anything removed before.
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I mean like my...
my appendix.
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My tonsils, wisdom teeth.
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I hold onto everything.
I'm like a...
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I'm like a hoarder, I guess.
But, um,
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I'm completely intact.
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I understand.
I have hoarding issues.
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My apartment is filled
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with plastic bags,
unread "new yorkers,"
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congealed bottles
of salad dressing.
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Sorry, I just...
I can't believe this.
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Um, okay, is, um,
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is that why I had
the pain in my penis?
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No, I think that was just a random
odd pain and not at all connected.
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George, I know this
is very difficult,
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but the mortality rates for prostate
cancer are very encouraging.
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Giuliani didn't die
from prostate cancer
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Joe torre didn't die.
Nobody seems to be dying from this.
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I don't want to scare you, but
some people do die, George.
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That's why we're gonna do
everything we can to help you.
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Oh my God.
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I can't die.
I haven't figured anything out yet.
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I'm going to look after you
as best I can.
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Are you this kind
to all your patients?
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No. I'm not.
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Hey kids, showbiz!
Come on, let me hear you.
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Now, kids, no more pussyfooting
around here at the slippera.
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Speaking of, uh...
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Ladies and gentlemen, please put
your hands together right now
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for the one, the only
miss Julie atlas muse.
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Wow.
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This is incredible.
She's like a...
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Siren in a poached egg.
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Jonathan, I want to talk
to you about something.
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I don't think our polyamory
experiment is working.
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Really?
Oh, this is wonderful ns.
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I mean, I like Warren...
he's a great guy,
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a little obnoxious, but I do
prefer to have you all to myself.
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Oh n... oh, sweetie,
I didn't say that right.
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I adore you,
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but I want to be
exclusive with Warren.
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You're choosing Warren over me?
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I just feel that I have more
of a history with Warren
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and he's my first love.
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Well, we have a shared history.
I mean, three months,
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it's not epic,
but it's not unhistorical.
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Jonathan,
Warren took my virginity.
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I was with him
for four years in college.
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I think I'm supposed
to marry him.
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Oh, I can't believe this.
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- I'm sorry. - Why didn't you just
break up with me on the phone?
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Why make a date?
Why bring me here
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with a naked girl in a
balloon blowing me kisses?
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- I mean, it's... - Well, I thought
that this could be a way
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to celebrate the...
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sweetness and sexiness
of our relationship?
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I'm sorry
if it was a dumb idea.
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I still really want
to be friends.
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Yeah.
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Miss Julie atlas muse.
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- Jonathan ames?
- Yeah, who are you?
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Hey! What the...
what is this?
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- Huh? - Calm down or
I'll ventilate you.
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Ventilate? Listen, there must
be some kind of mistake.
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I have never been mugged before.
This neighborhood has been gentrified for years!
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No! Help! Help!
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No!
This is a mistake.
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Don't drop me!
Don't drop me!
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- Where's the ha drive?
- What hard drive?
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The one you copied and stole from us.
Where is it?
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You ve the wrong person.
I don't know what you're talking about!
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- We're gonna drop you, jerkoff.
- No, Ahh!
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My phone!
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Ahh, oh my God!
Is that the gowanus?
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The gowanus has gonorrhea!
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Don't drop me!
Don't drop me!
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- Does it really have gonorrhea?
- Oh yeah.
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I read about it
in "the post."
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All right,
let's yank the kid up.
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The tendonitis in my elbow
feels like shit.
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All right, we're pulling you up, you candyass.
You'd better talk!
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We know you have
the hard drive, asshole!
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You were the last one to have a session
before the cops raided the place.
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Sylvia says she found you
monkeying around in the office.
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Oh, the dungeon!
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I thought her name
was mistress Florence.
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- Remember because I read that nasme as
Florence. - Now spill! - I don't have the thing.
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I destroyed it for a client.
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- I'm a private Detective.
- And I'm a male model.
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Jesus f Christ.
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- So who hired you?
- I can't tell you.
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- I won't tell you.
- Let me make this simple for you.
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We're on the lam.
We need money.
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That hard drive
was our I.R.A.
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- Our retirement fund.
- Yeah, jerkoff!
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We had pictures. We had videos.
We could have made a fortune.
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- It was a blackmail gold mine.
- Now all we have is you and whoso you have a choice:
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Give us your client's name
or we hurt you.
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That a terrible choice.
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Ow!
A Charley horse?
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That is so cheap!
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- One more!
- Name.
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Okay!
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His name's not gonna
do you any good.
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He's a cop.
He knew there was gonna a raid.
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You guys were
laundering drug money.
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You're not gonna
blackmail a cop.
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He's right.
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Fuck.
Fuck fuck!
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Should we kill him?
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What?! Kill... no!
No killing.
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No killing. I'll pay you.
How much do you want?
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Now you're talking.
We want to open up a new dungeon in Boston.
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- That's about 20 grand.
- We only use the best equipment.
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$20,000?
That's impossible.
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You see, I'm also a writer.
My second novel was just rejected.
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I have to pay back my advance.
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I teach at night
to make ends meet.
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I can't take this shit!
Let's just kill him and get out of here.
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No, shut up.
Do you have any rich friends?
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Yes, I have one,
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but I don't think we should
involve my friends.
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Ow ow ow ow!
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Four!
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I really like hitting you.
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- You gonna call your rich friend?
- No.
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Okay!
Okay.
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But I just want you guys
to acknowledge
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that I probably could have
taken a few more punches,
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but because we're in a rush
I'll make the call now.
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- Hello?
- George, thank God.
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- It's Jonathan.
- Jonathan.
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- Dear boy, how are you?
- I'm in trouble.
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- I've been abducted.
- What? Why?
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It's really complicated.
It has to do with one of my cases.
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Anyway, my captors are
demanding $20,000 tonight
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- or...
- Or we're gonna kill you.
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Stop saying that.
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Anyways, George,
it's actually quite serious.
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Can you come up with
that kind of money tonight?
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Jonathan, is this a joke?
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I've already vaporized
two bags of pot.
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This is not a joke, I swear.
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I need you to bring
$20,000 to...
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Zolfo concrete factory
on Ninth off Smith street.
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Did you get that, George?
Write it down, okay?
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Ninth street in Brooklyn off
Smith by the Gowan Canal.
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Uh, got it.
All right.
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I'll mail it first thing in the morning.
Now who do I me the check to?
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No, George,
not tomorrow, tonight.
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I need you to bring
the money in cash tonight!
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Do you understand?
My wife is on the line.
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My life's on the line too!
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Oh, Jonathan, I meant
to tell you in person.
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I have prostate cancer.
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Stage ii.
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Can you believe that?
Stage ii!
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Oh my God, really?
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Is that why you had
the pain in your penis?
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No no.
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The doctor said the pain
in the penis was unrelated.
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Oh my God, I
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I don't wanna hear
about cancer or penises.
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I want you to bring
$20,000 by 2:00 A.M.
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Or your weird little friend
here is going to die.
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I might die.
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Did Jonathan tell you that I
have stage ii prostate cancer?
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Is there someone else
you can call?
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Play ball or we're gonna hurt
this kid in a permanent way.
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- You hear what I'm saying?
- Wait wait, yes.
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Sorry, um, uh,
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20,000 cash,
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concrete factory
on ninth in Brooklyn.
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2:00 A.M.
Did I do that right?
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Come alone. No cops.
Don't be late.
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Whoa.
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Cancer?
I can't believe it.
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George is like
a second father to me.
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I wouldn't worry about him.
Cancer takes time.
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Bullets move fast.
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Most prostate cancer is treatable
if it's caught in time.
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My dad had it.
He's fine.
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I'm pretty sure your
friend will be all right.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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George, George.
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I think we should just pay or go to the cops.
This is insanity.
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No no, look what happened
to the lindbergh baby.
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- Jonathan is not the lindbergh baby.
- Well, to me he is.
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You know, I'm very
very fond of that boy.
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What is that?
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It's a hand-held marijuana vaporizer.
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If we're gonna do something this stupid,
I don't think we should be stoned.
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Oh, I'm already very stoned.
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All right, fuck it.
What's the plan of attack?
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00:13:30,552 --> 00:13:33,987
Okay, all right. First we go to
Howard's and we get outfitted.
243
00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:36,489
You know, I was in the,
uh uh, national guard
244
00:13:36,523 --> 00:13:38,758
in Connecticut during
the Vietnam war.
245
00:13:38,792 --> 00:13:41,393
File that under
"who gives a shit?"
246
00:13:41,427 --> 00:13:43,795
Well, I'm just saying.
247
00:13:43,829 --> 00:13:46,163
- Hold this for a second.
Let me just... -
248
00:13:46,198 --> 00:13:48,833
- George, George!
- All right, all right.
249
00:13:55,205 --> 00:13:58,206
Um, hey, could I get a sip?
250
00:14:10,348 --> 00:14:12,115
Whoo, thanks.
251
00:14:12,150 --> 00:14:14,083
I've had a really bad night.
252
00:14:14,117 --> 00:14:17,585
On top of everything else...
you guys,
253
00:14:17,620 --> 00:14:19,086
George has cancer...
254
00:14:19,121 --> 00:14:20,921
my girlfriend broke up with me.
255
00:14:20,956 --> 00:14:23,457
Wow, that sucks.
Why?
256
00:14:23,491 --> 00:14:25,692
She's going back
to her college boyfriend...
257
00:14:25,726 --> 00:14:27,927
this real fat jerk.
258
00:14:27,961 --> 00:14:30,963
She says she still wants to be
friends, but I'm pretty hurt.
259
00:14:30,997 --> 00:14:34,232
That's the worst.
"Let's be friends."
260
00:14:34,267 --> 00:14:36,167
I hope you told her
to go fuck herself.
261
00:14:36,201 --> 00:14:38,903
I would never talk to her like that.
I mean...
262
00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:43,873
what kind of a dickhead are you?
Don't be such a pussy!
263
00:14:52,348 --> 00:14:55,417
This is the lightest most-effective
body armor money can buy.
264
00:14:55,451 --> 00:14:57,719
- You need this, no discussion.
- Sold.
265
00:14:57,753 --> 00:15:00,922
Howard, again thanks for opening
up for us at such a late hour.
266
00:15:00,956 --> 00:15:03,924
Come on, George.
In my line of work I'm always on standby.
267
00:15:03,959 --> 00:15:07,961
- Right. - Now, rum-converted
g4 rubber-bullet guns.
268
00:15:07,995 --> 00:15:09,929
Nonlethal.
Made in Germany.
269
00:15:09,963 --> 00:15:13,432
Very effective. I chose these so
in case something goes wrong,
270
00:15:13,466 --> 00:15:15,467
you can avoid
a manslaughter charge.
271
00:15:15,501 --> 00:15:17,769
Whoa whoa whoa whoa, what do
you mean manslaughter? George?
272
00:15:17,803 --> 00:15:19,637
All right, we'll take them.
273
00:15:19,671 --> 00:15:22,006
Stand down, George.
And makes sure
274
00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:24,274
the safety's off
before you go in the theater.
275
00:15:24,308 --> 00:15:26,309
- Right there.
There you go. - Okay.
276
00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:28,845
Check.
Oh Howard!
277
00:15:28,879 --> 00:15:30,847
You sell vaporers?
278
00:15:30,881 --> 00:15:34,150
Uh, no no! This is not "star trek"
and these are not vaporizers.
279
00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:36,385
This is a walkie-talkie.
You're gonna use this
280
00:15:36,419 --> 00:15:38,520
to communicate with Ray
when you guys are in the field.
281
00:15:38,554 --> 00:15:41,956
- Right, check.
- Marine-issue flashbang grenades.
282
00:15:41,991 --> 00:15:44,925
Very very loud.
And cover your eyes when you throw these.
283
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:47,660
They create a blinding
magnesium flash.
284
00:15:47,695 --> 00:15:49,729
Confuses the hell
out of the tangos.
285
00:15:49,763 --> 00:15:51,998
Splendid.
Howard, you really know your stuff.
286
00:15:52,032 --> 00:15:54,233
- Doesn't he?
- Our boys are using these
287
00:15:54,267 --> 00:15:56,134
in night operations
now in Iran.
288
00:15:56,168 --> 00:15:59,837
- Don't you mean Iraq? - Little less
Sundance channel there, park slope.
289
00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:01,338
What are these guys for?
290
00:16:01,372 --> 00:16:03,707
I had those action figures
since I was a boy.
291
00:16:03,741 --> 00:16:06,542
I look at them at night
before I go to sleep.
292
00:16:06,577 --> 00:16:09,745
So uh, Howard, your wife
thrown you out, has she?
293
00:16:09,779 --> 00:16:12,513
No, I like camping out here.
You know, you spend a few nights here,
294
00:16:12,548 --> 00:16:15,850
go home on furlough,
really bumps the conjugal visits
295
00:16:15,884 --> 00:16:18,518
up a couple of notches
on the old gun belt, you know.
296
00:16:24,258 --> 00:16:26,025
Well, we should go.
297
00:16:31,698 --> 00:16:33,231
So do you have a girlfriend?
298
00:16:33,266 --> 00:16:36,000
Nah.
I don't have much luck.
299
00:16:36,035 --> 00:16:38,036
You don't have any luck
'cause you're a tranny chaser.
300
00:16:38,070 --> 00:16:40,705
You know I don't like
when you say that!
301
00:16:40,739 --> 00:16:43,107
You're so judgmental.
302
00:16:47,012 --> 00:16:49,513
- What about you?
- I've been married 17 years.
303
00:16:49,547 --> 00:16:51,914
- She's already up in Boston
waiting for me. - Wow.
304
00:16:51,949 --> 00:16:54,616
I've never been with anyone longer than two years.
What's your secret?
305
00:16:54,650 --> 00:16:56,651
Never go to bed angry.
306
00:16:56,685 --> 00:16:58,686
I pass this on to you.
307
00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:01,022
Come on, that's your secret?
Never go to bed angry?
308
00:17:01,057 --> 00:17:03,358
That's like the oldest one
in the book.
309
00:17:03,392 --> 00:17:05,893
I mean, that is a real cliche.
It's what my parents told me.
310
00:17:07,696 --> 00:17:10,030
It's a cliche 'cause it works.
311
00:17:10,064 --> 00:17:11,698
Now shut the fuck up!
312
00:17:31,148 --> 00:17:33,416
That must be it.
313
00:17:33,450 --> 00:17:36,051
All right.
We'll attack in 30 minutes
314
00:17:36,085 --> 00:17:37,985
at 0200 hours.
315
00:17:38,020 --> 00:17:40,553
You know, 2:00 A.M.
316
00:17:40,587 --> 00:17:42,188
George, I'm gonna
speak frankly.
317
00:17:42,222 --> 00:17:44,657
I'm out of shape and you're old.
We shouldn't be doing this.
318
00:17:44,691 --> 00:17:46,324
Oh come on, we'll be fine.
Really.
319
00:17:46,359 --> 00:17:49,260
I always did beautifully
during maneuvers at the nat...
320
00:17:49,294 --> 00:17:50,962
national guard
in Connecticut, yeah.
321
00:17:50,996 --> 00:17:53,398
Hey look, I understand
your concern
322
00:17:53,432 --> 00:17:56,400
and maybe I'm a little
devil-may-care right now...
323
00:17:57,935 --> 00:17:59,804
Because I'm...
324
00:18:01,740 --> 00:18:03,908
look, there's something
I wanna tell you.
325
00:18:03,942 --> 00:18:05,243
Oh shit, now what?
326
00:18:05,277 --> 00:18:08,847
I found out today that I
have prostate cancer.
327
00:18:08,881 --> 00:18:11,416
- What?
- Stage ii.
328
00:18:12,685 --> 00:18:14,419
George, I'm sorry.
That's terrible.
329
00:18:14,454 --> 00:18:15,988
Yeah.
330
00:18:16,022 --> 00:18:19,324
But something strange happened.
331
00:18:19,358 --> 00:18:22,894
My new doctor is a woman
and after she told me,
332
00:18:22,928 --> 00:18:25,863
she held me to her breasts.
333
00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:28,098
Nice breasts?
334
00:18:28,132 --> 00:18:30,266
Yeah, very nice.
335
00:18:30,301 --> 00:18:32,201
And then...
then we made out.
336
00:18:32,235 --> 00:18:33,769
I mean she's
a hell of a kisser.
337
00:18:33,804 --> 00:18:37,472
I might be dying and falling
in love at the same time.
338
00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:41,075
Uh, I hope it's okay
that I brought that up.
339
00:18:41,110 --> 00:18:43,911
Your cancer? Of course.
I'm your friend.
340
00:18:43,946 --> 00:18:46,347
No no no.
The falling in love part.
341
00:18:46,381 --> 00:18:49,383
Jonathan told me that
leah broke up with you.
342
00:18:51,585 --> 00:18:54,120
Yeah, it's been rough.
343
00:18:54,154 --> 00:18:56,755
People think that
I don't feel things.
344
00:18:58,590 --> 00:19:00,757
The truth is
is that I feel everything.
345
00:19:04,862 --> 00:19:07,830
And you see I read this quote
on the Internet by Oscar wilde.
346
00:19:07,865 --> 00:19:09,765
Oh, I love Oscar wilde.
347
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,934
"De profundis" is amazing.
348
00:19:11,968 --> 00:19:14,036
Don't bring up that
Oscar wilde crap again.
349
00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:16,771
- I can't take it.
- So when Oscar wilde was in prison...
350
00:19:16,806 --> 00:19:20,207
now I've done some time, which is
probably why I relate so well to him...
351
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:23,711
he said he had a love
that dare not speak its name.
352
00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:25,946
My problem
353
00:19:25,980 --> 00:19:28,314
is that my love
354
00:19:28,348 --> 00:19:31,016
doesn't even have a name.
355
00:19:31,050 --> 00:19:33,884
Oh yeah, it does.
It's called tranny chaser.
356
00:19:36,388 --> 00:19:39,990
- Do not talk to me that way!
- Get him!
357
00:19:49,032 --> 00:19:50,866
Cut it out!
358
00:19:53,202 --> 00:19:56,070
Oscar wild morons!
359
00:19:56,104 --> 00:19:57,538
Get up.
360
00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:03,376
George, why exactly
are we attacking at 2:00 A.M.?
361
00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:05,945
Because that's when I'm
supposed to deliver the money.
362
00:20:05,979 --> 00:20:08,046
But how is that
a surprise attack?
363
00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:10,816
Oh God!
364
00:20:10,850 --> 00:20:13,985
Ugh, you're right!
I am a stoned idiot!
365
00:20:14,019 --> 00:20:17,721
I got mono-fixated
on 2:00 A.M.
366
00:20:17,756 --> 00:20:20,156
Aw shit!
We gotta go.
367
00:20:20,191 --> 00:20:21,924
We'll be seven minutes early.
368
00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:25,361
- That is hardly a surprise.
- Well, it'll have to do.
369
00:20:34,003 --> 00:20:35,804
Why you running like that?
370
00:20:35,838 --> 00:20:38,607
It's what we used
to do in Connecticut.
371
00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:48,013
Hey, where's your helmet?
372
00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:50,616
Shit!
I left it in the car.
373
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:52,951
Fuck it.
What's the game plan?
374
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:56,120
Go look through that window.
I'll provide cover.
375
00:20:56,154 --> 00:20:58,789
Why do you get
to provide cover?
376
00:20:58,823 --> 00:21:00,990
Because I have cancer.
377
00:21:01,024 --> 00:21:03,225
I cannot believe
you're using that already.
378
00:21:03,260 --> 00:21:05,827
I'm also older.
Just go.
379
00:21:05,862 --> 00:21:08,230
Come on, go!
380
00:21:21,508 --> 00:21:23,943
We owned a dungeon for five
years and you can't tie a knot?
381
00:21:23,977 --> 00:21:25,777
You know I'm not
mechanically inclined.
382
00:21:25,811 --> 00:21:28,711
I can't believe you pulled that.
We were having a nice conversation.
383
00:21:28,745 --> 00:21:31,013
- I'm sorry. - You probably don't
even like Oscar wilde, do you?
384
00:21:31,047 --> 00:21:32,648
I love Oscar wilde.
385
00:21:37,888 --> 00:21:40,122
There's two of them.
What should I do?
386
00:21:44,527 --> 00:21:46,595
What'd you say?
387
00:21:48,831 --> 00:21:51,499
I can't hear you.
388
00:21:58,272 --> 00:21:59,739
What?!
389
00:21:59,773 --> 00:22:01,440
Come on!
390
00:22:06,412 --> 00:22:08,379
Oh shit, check the safety.
391
00:22:13,417 --> 00:22:16,417
Oh... oh dear God!
392
00:22:16,451 --> 00:22:18,818
Ray?
393
00:22:18,853 --> 00:22:20,520
You shot me in the head!
394
00:22:20,554 --> 00:22:22,288
I'm so sorry.
It's Howard's fault.
395
00:22:22,322 --> 00:22:24,056
He told me to check the safety.
396
00:22:24,090 --> 00:22:25,357
Oh jeez.
397
00:22:25,391 --> 00:22:27,726
What the fuck is going on?
398
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:29,994
Throw your flashbang.
Go throw your flashbang.
399
00:22:45,175 --> 00:22:47,176
Why didn't you bring
the money, asshole?
400
00:22:47,211 --> 00:22:49,979
I don't negotiate with
kidnappers or terrorists.
401
00:22:50,013 --> 00:22:51,913
Hey, we're not
al-Qaeda, jerkoff!
402
00:22:51,948 --> 00:22:55,149
We're Americans.
We own a dungeon and we deal drugs.
403
00:22:55,184 --> 00:22:57,752
Really?
What kind of drugs?
404
00:22:57,786 --> 00:23:00,254
Mostly cocaine.
A little ecstasy.
405
00:23:00,288 --> 00:23:01,922
I'd like to try ecstasy.
406
00:23:01,956 --> 00:23:04,524
- Oh, shut up, dukakis!
- Let's kill one of them.
407
00:23:04,558 --> 00:23:06,593
Let's kill this one
from "lord of the rings."
408
00:23:06,627 --> 00:23:09,529
- Oh God, no, I've already been shot!
- Yeah, but it didn't kill you.
409
00:23:09,563 --> 00:23:12,097
I am surprised it didn't
even break the skin.
410
00:23:12,131 --> 00:23:15,433
- George, shut up, please!
- If you're gonna shoot someone, shoot me.
411
00:23:15,467 --> 00:23:17,201
- This is all my fault.
- Okay.
412
00:23:17,236 --> 00:23:19,003
Wait wait wait wait!
413
00:23:19,037 --> 00:23:21,371
Maybe you could just hit me again.
You wanna do that?
414
00:23:21,406 --> 00:23:22,839
You-you liked it before?
415
00:23:22,873 --> 00:23:24,941
No no, nobody's going
to shoot anybody.
416
00:23:24,975 --> 00:23:28,043
I'll get you the money, just give me till...
The afternoon.
417
00:23:28,077 --> 00:23:30,578
Oh no, I don't trust you, old man.
You already screwed me once.
418
00:23:30,613 --> 00:23:32,646
But we are going
to shoot somebody...
419
00:23:32,681 --> 00:23:35,282
unless I get my money!
420
00:23:35,317 --> 00:23:38,084
Are you crying?
Stop!
421
00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:40,553
Get him a tissue.
422
00:23:57,136 --> 00:23:59,971
Jonathan, why did your friend
park on the lawn?
423
00:24:00,005 --> 00:24:01,972
- Mom, he's not my friend.
- Is that the money?
424
00:24:02,006 --> 00:24:03,940
- Yeah, - Dad, I'm
really sorry about this.
425
00:24:03,975 --> 00:24:06,810
- I'll pay you back, I promise.
- Shut up! Toss it over.
426
00:24:10,046 --> 00:24:12,080
George, why are you
wearing a helmet?
427
00:24:12,115 --> 00:24:14,749
Ray, what happened
to your forehead?
428
00:24:14,784 --> 00:24:16,718
George shot me
with a rubber bullet.
429
00:24:16,752 --> 00:24:19,954
It was an accident, I swear.
He wasn't wearing his helmet.
430
00:24:19,988 --> 00:24:22,322
What the fuck?
There's hardly anything in here.
431
00:24:22,357 --> 00:24:25,024
- What are you talking about?
- There's $2,000.
432
00:24:25,059 --> 00:24:27,326
That's plenty.
It's all I had in the house safe.
433
00:24:27,361 --> 00:24:29,895
What are you gonna do?
It's broad daylight.
434
00:24:29,929 --> 00:24:32,496
- What's happening?
- Florence, be quiet.
435
00:24:32,531 --> 00:24:34,564
Fuck!
Let's get out of here.
436
00:24:34,599 --> 00:24:36,499
It's new Jersey.
It's too bright.
437
00:24:36,533 --> 00:24:38,434
We can't kill people here.
438
00:24:43,873 --> 00:24:46,408
Is everybody you know
a backstabbing double-crosser?
439
00:24:46,442 --> 00:24:49,610
And I shared my booze with you.
What kind of a person are you?
440
00:24:49,645 --> 00:24:51,879
- Sorry.
- Stop apologizing all the time.
441
00:24:51,913 --> 00:24:54,214
Sorry.
442
00:24:58,886 --> 00:25:01,121
I notice you're
driving a zipcar.
443
00:25:01,155 --> 00:25:03,990
- Is it more convenient
than Avis or Hertz? - Dad!
444
00:25:04,025 --> 00:25:07,527
I just gave them $2,000.
I'm entitled to some information.
445
00:25:07,561 --> 00:25:10,095
Let's go.
446
00:25:14,899 --> 00:25:18,134
New Jersey sucks!
447
00:25:19,202 --> 00:25:21,871
Well, that's just rude.
448
00:25:21,905 --> 00:25:23,205
This is me
449
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:26,975
and this is my collection of
the original 26 tarzan novels.
450
00:25:27,010 --> 00:25:29,211
I didn't know you had
"The Avengers" Korvac saga.
451
00:25:29,245 --> 00:25:32,246
- Yeah, you can borrow
them if you like. - Nah.
452
00:25:32,281 --> 00:25:35,649
Hey, I just really wanna thank you
guys for coming to my rescue.
453
00:25:35,684 --> 00:25:38,785
And, George, if there's
anything you need,
454
00:25:38,820 --> 00:25:40,220
we're here for you.
455
00:25:40,254 --> 00:25:42,021
I know.
Thank you.
456
00:25:42,055 --> 00:25:44,590
And, George, I don't like to
talk on the phone that much,
457
00:25:44,624 --> 00:25:46,791
- but, uh, you can call me anytime.
- Okay.
458
00:25:46,826 --> 00:25:49,327
- I won't pick up, but you can
leave me a message. - Okay.
459
00:25:49,361 --> 00:25:51,328
The eggs are ready!
460
00:25:51,363 --> 00:25:53,130
I also have whitefish!
461
00:25:53,164 --> 00:25:55,999
No herring?
No pork chops?
462
00:25:56,033 --> 00:25:58,401
I have herring
just for you, Ray!
463
00:25:58,435 --> 00:26:01,637
- And lox.
- We'll be right down, mom.
464
00:26:01,671 --> 00:26:04,072
This is wonderful.
I'm starving.
465
00:26:04,106 --> 00:26:06,775
Ira, wait for the boys!
466
00:26:06,809 --> 00:26:08,310
What? I'm hungry.
467
00:26:08,344 --> 00:26:11,146
You know, I like new Jersey.
468
00:26:11,180 --> 00:26:13,715
Is it true they've
legalized marijuana?
469
00:26:13,750 --> 00:26:15,485
- Yeah.
- Oh.
470
00:26:15,519 --> 00:26:18,020
George, you are the greatest
pothead I've ever known.
471
00:26:18,055 --> 00:26:20,089
Thanks, buddy.
472
00:26:20,090 --> 00:26:30,090
Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
473
00:26:31,666 --> 00:26:33,900
♪ falls across your heart ♪
474
00:26:33,934 --> 00:26:35,868
♪ I'll be right here
with you ♪
475
00:26:35,902 --> 00:26:38,303
♪ I'm not afraid
of the dark ♪
476
00:26:38,337 --> 00:26:41,373
♪ I'm not
afraid of the dark ♪
477
00:26:41,407 --> 00:26:43,441
♪ when the sun goes down ♪
478
00:26:43,476 --> 00:26:45,743
♪ and the dreams
grow teeth ♪
479
00:26:45,777 --> 00:26:47,744
♪ and the beasts come out ♪
480
00:26:47,779 --> 00:26:50,013
♪ and cast
their long shadows ♪
481
00:26:50,047 --> 00:26:52,181
♪ every time they start ♪
482
00:26:52,216 --> 00:26:54,450
♪ I'll be right here
with you ♪
483
00:26:54,484 --> 00:26:56,351
♪ I'm not afraid
of the dark ♪
484
00:26:56,386 --> 00:26:59,288
♪ I'm not
afraid of the dark ♪
485
00:26:59,322 --> 00:27:00,622
♪hen the sun goes down ♪
486
00:27:00,656 --> 00:27:03,157
♪ and the dreams
grow teeth ♪
487
00:27:03,192 --> 00:27:05,025
♪ and the beasts
come out ♪
488
00:27:05,060 --> 00:27:07,628
♪ and cast
their long shadows ♪
489
00:27:07,662 --> 00:27:09,896
♪ every time
they start ♪
490
00:27:09,931 --> 00:27:11,731
♪ you can reach for me ♪
491
00:27:11,766 --> 00:27:14,367
♪ I'm not afraid
of the dark. ♪