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Why would someone pay to see a movie
and then talk through the whole thing?

2
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That was cool
when you flashed your badge.

3
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[lN DEEP VOlCE] "lf you people need
to chat, we can chat downtown."

4
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[MOLLY LAUGHS]

5
00:00:13,046 --> 00:00:16,072
To be honest, it wasn't even my badge.
It was a York Peppermint Pattie.

6
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[lN NORMAL VOlCE]
You wanna come in for a little while?

7
00:00:20,987 --> 00:00:23,114
Sounds tempting,
but I got an early morning...

8
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...and I don't wanna disturb your mom
or your sister.

9
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-They're not here.
-Really?

10
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Mom's taking a pole-dancing class
at the senior center...

11
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...and my sister, well,
she could be handcuffed...

12
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...to just about anything right now.

13
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That's interesting.
So it'd be just the two of us.

14
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-A nice round number.
-I like round numbers.

15
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That's good because you're kissing one.

16
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I'm sorry, but I really have to go.

17
00:00:56,089 --> 00:00:57,113
Are you sure?

18
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Yeah, as much as I'd love to stay, I gotta
get my full eight hours to function properly.

19
00:01:01,861 --> 00:01:05,456
Otherwise, I'm not clear-headed,
and I mistake a pickle for a gun, and bang...

20
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...somebody ends up dead, okay?

21
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Enough said.

22
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Thanks for the movie.

23
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You're welcome. Good night.

24
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Night.

25
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Okay, it's not me.

26
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I can't believe it.
I've lost two hats in one month.

27
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Why do you think they call it
the Windy City?

28
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I don't know, Carl, because it's windy?

29
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I've told you,
you should get yourself a chinstrap.

30
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Sure. Maybe add a little propeller on top
and just go full Tweedledum.

31
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It's better than running through traffic
screaming, "My hat, my hat."

32
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SAMUEL: And what are you two bitches
fighting about today?

33
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Just pour the coffee, Samuel.
And I'll have my usual.

34
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As you wish, tiny dancer.

35
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I'm getting a little tired of the wisecracks
about my size.

36
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I'm a customer,
I'd like to be treated as such.

37
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He lose another hat?

38
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The thing popped off his head
like a champagne cork.

39
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-Did he chase it?
-About half a block.

40
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I was trying to get video on my cell phone,
but I was laughing too hard.

41
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So the motto "what happens on the beat
stays on the beat" means nothing to you?

42
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Didn't keep it to yourself that time
I pierced my nipple putting on my badge.

43
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I had to tell people. Everybody thought
the smoke alarm was going off.

44
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I still can't wear a vest without a shirt.

45
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You shouldn't anyway.

46
00:02:46,799 --> 00:02:48,858
So how was your date with Molly
last night?

47
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Fine. We went to the movies
and then ate after.

48
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-Now, that's like the third date, isn't it?
-Yeah, give or take.

49
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-So?
-So, what?

50
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So who was giving it
and where was she taking it?

51
00:03:00,413 --> 00:03:02,142
Whoa. Now hang on, Carl.

52
00:03:02,315 --> 00:03:05,580
This is a nice girl you're talking about.
And I'm an old-fashioned guy.

53
00:03:05,752 --> 00:03:08,186
We're gonna take our time
and not rush into anything.

54
00:03:08,354 --> 00:03:12,188
You sure it's not because you don't want
her to see your big, pasty-white hiney?

55
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-What? Where's this coming from?
-You're sensitive about your size.

56
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The idea of taking your clothes off
in front of a woman must be scary.

57
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I don't have a problem with that. It's just
that I'm a gentleman, and I care about her.

58
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You're also a busty man
who wears a T-shirt in the shower.

59
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Don't act like I don't know you. I do.

60
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You don't know me like you think you do.
There's levels to me. I run very deep.

61
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You sure don't run very fast, because
your hat's in Skokie right about now.

62
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You're full of crap, and I don't
have to sit here and listen to this.

63
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Breakfast is served.

64
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It's a dilemma, for sure.

65
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If my blood sugar wasn't low,
I'd be out of here, pal.

66
00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:07,012
Do you think that cop spent the night?

67
00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:08,204
I have no idea.

68
00:04:08,381 --> 00:04:11,248
But I'm sure when his feet hit the floor,
we'll know it.

69
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Hey.

70
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-Morning.
-Morning.

71
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You're getting a pretty late start.

72
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Well, the bottle of schnapps and a half
a bag of Oreos knocked me on my ass.

73
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And the sweet, sweet loving, right?

74
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How was it? Was it good?

75
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Is he still up there?

76
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No, he's not still up there.
He never even made it in the house.

77
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Ooh. You did it on the porch?

78
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That'll teach the people next door
for putting up that ugly mailbox.

79
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Is there something wrong with me?
I threw myself at him...

80
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...and he ran out like he heard
an ice-cream truck.

81
00:04:49,555 --> 00:04:52,422
Well, maybe he did hear
an ice-cream truck.

82
00:04:53,092 --> 00:04:55,822
No, I just don't think
he's attracted to me.

83
00:04:55,995 --> 00:04:59,795
I mean, that was the third date. That's
usually the "come and get it" date, right?

84
00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:04,062
For your sister, it's usually the
"come and get it for the third time" date.

85
00:05:05,672 --> 00:05:07,435
Were you giving him clear signals?

86
00:05:07,607 --> 00:05:11,270
Because he looks like he's eaten his share
of paint chips.

87
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I did everything but lift my skirt
and fire a starter's pistol.

88
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You know what I do if I'm with a guy
that's not getting it?

89
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I pull out one of my boobs
and start smacking him in the face.

90
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Yeah. There you go.

91
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Give him a good boob-smacking.

92
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I just don't think I have the personality
to pull that off.

93
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Maybe he wants to take things slow.

94
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Get to know you
before you leap into bed.

95
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Yeah, because that's what guys do.

96
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Wait, you know what?
No, I'm too old to play these games.

97
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I lead a rich, full life, and I don't need him
or any other man to validate me.

98
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Well, you go, girl.

99
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We gotta find her a fella
before she fills this house up...

100
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...with crucifixes and pussycats.

101
00:06:18,945 --> 00:06:21,413
Well, I think you look very distinguished.

102
00:06:21,581 --> 00:06:24,744
Like one of those guys
that guards the queen of England.

103
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Regal.

104
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I look like I'm baking bread in my neck.

105
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[CELL PHONE RlNGS]

106
00:06:34,627 --> 00:06:35,719
Hello?

107
00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:38,159
Hey, Molly, I'm glad you called.

108
00:06:38,331 --> 00:06:42,165
About tonight, listen, I was thinking
maybe we could grab an early dinner and--

109
00:06:42,335 --> 00:06:44,735
Oh, really? Stomach flu, huh?

110
00:06:45,037 --> 00:06:47,301
She's got the trots.

111
00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,842
You don't wanna be away from home
with that going on.

112
00:06:51,010 --> 00:06:52,671
That's a mistake you only make once.

113
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You had to buy a new hat
after that too, huh?

114
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Do you mind?

115
00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:02,486
I hope you feel better,
and I'll call you in a couple days.

116
00:07:02,655 --> 00:07:04,782
Okay. Bye-bye.

117
00:07:04,957 --> 00:07:07,983
Poor thing. She's got it both ends,
no waiting.

118
00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:10,652
Uh-huh. You believe that story?

119
00:07:10,830 --> 00:07:12,263
Why wouldn't l?

120
00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:15,265
In my experience, when a woman cancels
a date the night of...

121
00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:18,302
...she's not really sick.
And her uncle's not really dead...

122
00:07:18,471 --> 00:07:21,372
...and her hamster doesn't really need
hip replacement surgery.

123
00:07:23,509 --> 00:07:27,206
Trust me, I know when a woman's into me,
and this woman is into me bigtime.

124
00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:29,473
You should have seen her.
She was all over me.

125
00:07:29,649 --> 00:07:31,048
Why did you put the brakes on?

126
00:07:31,217 --> 00:07:34,584
It's because we're taking it slow.
It's got nothing to do with my weight.

127
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I didn't say a word.

128
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That's it, pull over.

129
00:07:38,391 --> 00:07:40,859
-What?
-Pull the car over.

130
00:07:41,027 --> 00:07:42,460
All right.

131
00:07:42,628 --> 00:07:45,654
You think you know everything,
but you don't know squat.

132
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Where are you going?

133
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I'm walking.

134
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Suit yourself.

135
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MlKE:
Crap.

136
00:07:58,144 --> 00:08:00,305
What are you waiting for?
Follow that hat.

137
00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,676
[SlREN BLARlNG]

138
00:08:04,951 --> 00:08:06,509
So let me get this straight.

139
00:08:06,686 --> 00:08:12,318
It's a show about guys driving trucks
across icy roads?

140
00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:16,257
Well, there's a lot more to it than that.

141
00:08:16,429 --> 00:08:20,297
Sometimes the trucks
are hauling lumber...

142
00:08:20,466 --> 00:08:23,629
...sometimes metal pipes.

143
00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:29,831
One time, this guy was hauling
a giant moose in a cage.

144
00:08:30,877 --> 00:08:33,368
-What for?
-I don't know.

145
00:08:33,546 --> 00:08:36,709
I guess somebody needed a moose.

146
00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:42,218
[DOORBELL RlNGS]

147
00:08:44,156 --> 00:08:46,556
-Are you stoned?
-You're not?

148
00:08:51,430 --> 00:08:52,522
-Hello.
-How are you?

149
00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:54,859
-You Molly?
-I am. Can I help you?

150
00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:57,332
Name's Moranto. Vincent Moranto.

151
00:08:57,503 --> 00:08:58,902
I'm a friend of your mother's.

152
00:08:59,071 --> 00:09:00,163
Okay.

153
00:09:00,473 --> 00:09:04,307
-Well, you gonna ask me in?
-I wasn't planning on it.

154
00:09:04,744 --> 00:09:07,008
It's all right.
Your mom and I go way back.

155
00:09:07,179 --> 00:09:10,444
I own my own business. I make
the little pillows they use on airplanes.

156
00:09:10,616 --> 00:09:14,848
Lot of money in those little pillows,
if you're willing to overlook child labor laws.

157
00:09:15,922 --> 00:09:18,356
-Okay.
-Your mom tells me you're single.

158
00:09:18,524 --> 00:09:19,855
Yeah, hang on a second.

159
00:09:20,026 --> 00:09:22,051
Mom!

160
00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:25,390
Whoa. Set of lungs on you, huh?

161
00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:28,796
I like a woman who's not afraid to let go.
Shows passion.

162
00:09:28,968 --> 00:09:30,401
I like passionate women.

163
00:09:30,803 --> 00:09:32,896
You must be the other daughter.

164
00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:35,404
You're stacked like a deli sandwich.

165
00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,507
Vince, what a surprise.

166
00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:42,546
What surprise?
You called me, told me to come over.

167
00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:44,880
Did you meet Molly?

168
00:09:45,051 --> 00:09:46,814
Yes, Mom, we met.

169
00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:50,183
Vince is a widower.

170
00:09:50,990 --> 00:09:52,082
I'm sorry to hear that.

171
00:09:52,391 --> 00:09:54,882
Ey, people live, people die.
What are you gonna do?

172
00:09:56,929 --> 00:10:01,161
The good news is I'm still a vibrant man
with a lot of love to give the right woman.

173
00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:03,234
Thank you, Viagra.

174
00:10:04,904 --> 00:10:08,601
Vince's wife was a little on the heavy side,
wasn't she, Vin?

175
00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:10,241
Precious little butterball.

176
00:10:10,409 --> 00:10:13,139
Had a thing for pistachio ice cream.
Ate it by the bucket.

177
00:10:13,312 --> 00:10:15,610
Okay, well, nice to meet you.

178
00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:18,978
Mom, can I talk to you privately?
Excuse us.

179
00:10:19,151 --> 00:10:22,314
No problem. Doesn't kick in for an hour.

180
00:10:24,223 --> 00:10:28,990
By the way, if this don't play out
with your sister, I am on you like stink.

181
00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:31,822
What are you doing?

182
00:10:31,998 --> 00:10:35,490
What--? Just introducing two nice people.
What's the problem?

183
00:10:35,668 --> 00:10:37,727
The guy's got 20 years on me, easily.

184
00:10:37,903 --> 00:10:42,067
So he'll die sooner and leave you
with a nice house and a lot of little pillows.

185
00:10:44,910 --> 00:10:48,903
Look, I know, in your own weird way,
you're trying to help, but don't, okay?

186
00:10:49,081 --> 00:10:50,844
Just go talk to the man.

187
00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:53,315
He drove all the way over from Evanston.

188
00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,113
And with cataracts to boot.

189
00:10:55,688 --> 00:10:57,656
That's it. I gotta get out of here.

190
00:10:57,823 --> 00:10:59,848
Hey. You leave me alone with him...

191
00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:03,655
...you might come home to find out
you've got a new daddy.

192
00:11:08,567 --> 00:11:10,762
Hi, I'm Marty, and I'm an overeater.

193
00:11:10,936 --> 00:11:12,028
Hi, Marty.

194
00:11:12,204 --> 00:11:15,503
Since I've been in the program,
I've lost 12 and a half pounds.

195
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,506
Bite me, Marty.

196
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,941
Anyway, it's been a really
inspiring week for me.

197
00:11:20,112 --> 00:11:22,239
I finished third in the Chicago Triathlon...

198
00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:25,009
...my new abs video
is selling like gangbusters.

199
00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:27,550
Look at me, I can do a sit-up.

200
00:11:28,220 --> 00:11:31,280
And best of all, I got engaged
to that beautiful swimsuit model...

201
00:11:31,457 --> 00:11:33,448
...I was telling you about, Rhiannon.

202
00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:35,719
I hope she gives you the clap.

203
00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:38,159
MARTY: Who can understand my battle
with food better than her?

204
00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:40,389
-I look like I'm winning the fight...
-Molly?

205
00:11:40,566 --> 00:11:43,501
-...but it's a lifelong war, am I right?
-Crap.

206
00:11:45,604 --> 00:11:47,731
Molly, wait.

207
00:11:48,674 --> 00:11:49,766
Molly, wait.

208
00:11:49,942 --> 00:11:51,432
Molly.

209
00:11:52,144 --> 00:11:53,907
Molly.

210
00:11:56,482 --> 00:11:57,972
Hey, Moll.

211
00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:01,113
Molly.

212
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,112
Hey.

213
00:12:03,856 --> 00:12:05,414
Yo, Molly, slow down.

214
00:12:07,026 --> 00:12:08,084
Where you going?

215
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:09,752
Hey.

216
00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:11,920
Molly, come on.

217
00:12:17,503 --> 00:12:19,095
Molly!

218
00:12:22,108 --> 00:12:24,941
Molly, stop. Please. I'm begging you.

219
00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:29,347
Why did you run away?

220
00:12:29,515 --> 00:12:32,006
I don't wanna see you anymore.

221
00:12:34,820 --> 00:12:37,687
I don't wanna see you anymore.

222
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:55,433
Lot of pretty ladies here tonight,
huh, Samuel?

223
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:56,939
Shall we begin our approach?

224
00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:59,304
I'm fully engorged.

225
00:13:00,379 --> 00:13:03,473
Slow down, brother. You never buy
the first car you see on the lot.

226
00:13:03,649 --> 00:13:05,776
Also, remember not to set
your sights too high.

227
00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:08,613
Are you telling me
to pursue ugly women?

228
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,416
Because an ugly woman I can get
without your help.

229
00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:16,394
-Hey.
-Happened to you?

230
00:13:16,562 --> 00:13:18,587
-Molly dumped me.
-Aw.

231
00:13:18,764 --> 00:13:20,823
You were right, she lied about being sick.

232
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:25,460
Yeah, women don't usually play the
diarrhea card till they're done with you.

233
00:13:26,205 --> 00:13:29,936
Thought she was the one. Thought l'd
spend the rest of my life with that woman.

234
00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:34,341
With the way you are breathing, that would
have been just another 20 minutes.

235
00:13:35,781 --> 00:13:38,978
A little sympathy right now
would be appropriate. I'm really hurting.

236
00:13:39,151 --> 00:13:42,279
Your self-pity shrivels my gonads.

237
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,888
-What?
-Do you know in the village I grew up in...

238
00:13:46,058 --> 00:13:48,219
...a large man like you
gets all the women?

239
00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:49,554
-Really?
SAMUEL: Yes.

240
00:13:49,728 --> 00:13:52,663
A sizeable man represents
great wealth and power.

241
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:56,791
You go to my country,
you'll get more ass than an elephant's back.

242
00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:01,430
That's something to think about.

243
00:14:01,707 --> 00:14:04,005
Location, location, location.

244
00:14:07,546 --> 00:14:10,640
Another pitcher of beer
and more pretzels for my men.

245
00:14:10,816 --> 00:14:13,876
No, no. No more pretzels.
You've had enough pretzels.

246
00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:15,520
You're supposed to be on a diet.

247
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,087
To hell with diets.

248
00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:22,091
Why should I struggle to maintain this figure
if nobody's ever gonna love me?

249
00:14:23,562 --> 00:14:25,928
Hey, I love you.

250
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,362
Thanks, man. I appreciate that.

251
00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:34,604
You're not gonna say it back, are you?

252
00:14:36,909 --> 00:14:38,570
Selfish son of a bitch.

253
00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:42,812
If we are willing to take a risk...

254
00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:47,885
...there's a girl's number on the stall door,
and she is available to do anything.

255
00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:49,614
No, I already tried it.

256
00:14:49,788 --> 00:14:52,518
It's just some high-school kid
calling me a homo.

257
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,760
Hey, we don't need women.

258
00:14:56,929 --> 00:14:59,295
I mean, they don't do anything
but cause problems.

259
00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:00,659
He ain't wrong. He--

260
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:04,098
This would be a much better world
if there were no women mucking it up.

261
00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:07,262
There's just guys hanging out
with other guys.

262
00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:09,373
Not to be a stick in the mud...

263
00:15:09,541 --> 00:15:12,408
...but I am not drunk enough
for what you are implying.

264
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:15,706
And you are implying stick in the mud,
am I right?

265
00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:19,813
No.

266
00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:23,219
I'm just saying that we can have fun
without women.

267
00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:26,415
Damn right.
We're three single, attractive men.

268
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,992
-The world is our oyster.
CARL: Absolutely.

269
00:15:29,161 --> 00:15:32,221
We can go anywhere, do anything,
and we don't need women to do it.

270
00:15:32,398 --> 00:15:33,729
-Where are we going?
-Strip club.

271
00:15:33,899 --> 00:15:35,764
Strip club.

272
00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:41,339
Maybe we should just hit a White Castle,
call it a night.

273
00:15:41,507 --> 00:15:45,705
No, no. We're not going home
till we see some naked female bodies.

274
00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:47,641
Excuse me.

275
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,180
"Ndugu"?

276
00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:51,611
Go Cubbies.

277
00:15:53,085 --> 00:15:57,112
Right. Listen, my man, could you please
take us to the nearest strip club?

278
00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:59,052
Bikini or all nude?

279
00:15:59,224 --> 00:16:00,885
I'm thinking all nude.

280
00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:02,186
Definitely.

281
00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:05,956
We're going bird-watching,
I wanna see a bald eagle.

282
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:12,962
I wonder if some of those women
don't feel comfortable getting totally nude.

283
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:15,629
Well, then they should have
finished high school.

284
00:16:16,108 --> 00:16:18,508
No, I'm saying
maybe taking your clothes off...

285
00:16:18,677 --> 00:16:22,113
...in front of the strangers
can be a little scary.

286
00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:23,608
I knew it.

287
00:16:23,782 --> 00:16:25,943
I knew that's what was going on
with you.

288
00:16:26,118 --> 00:16:27,551
You were right, Carl.

289
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,688
But I had to come to it myself.

290
00:16:29,855 --> 00:16:32,449
Well, I should know not to push you.

291
00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:35,189
Give me some love.

292
00:16:40,232 --> 00:16:43,065
If they start kissing,
pull over and I'll walk home.

293
00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:45,829
And by "home," I mean Africa.

294
00:16:48,907 --> 00:16:50,568
Wait, wait, what do I say here?

295
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:53,837
Just start talking
and see where the liquor takes you.

296
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,446
[DOORBELL RlNGS]

297
00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:57,138
You're a good friend, Carl.

298
00:16:57,316 --> 00:17:00,308
I really do love you.
I'm sorry I hesitated before.

299
00:17:01,153 --> 00:17:03,587
It's all right, man.
I know what's in your heart.

300
00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:06,257
And I love you, Samuel...

301
00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:10,054
...and I know when I get
to know you better, I will love you.

302
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:14,022
-Ndugu.
-And Ndugu to you too.

303
00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:21,064
What the hell is this? The Little Rascals?

304
00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:29,047
I apologize for the lateness of the hour,
Mrs. Flynn...

305
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:31,273
...but I really need to talk to Molly.

306
00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:33,543
Well, she doesn't wanna talk to you.

307
00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:39,022
Man, she didn't let the liquor
get a word in edgewise.

308
00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:43,725
So, what now?

309
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,160
-Strip club?
-No.

310
00:17:46,331 --> 00:17:49,129
So far this week, I've lost three hats
and a girlfriend...

311
00:17:49,301 --> 00:17:52,429
...and I ain't calling it a night
until I get one of them back.

312
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:58,767
What is the significance
of three hats and a girlfriend?

313
00:17:58,944 --> 00:18:00,206
I don't know.

314
00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:03,644
A lot of what they say
is just gibberish to me.

315
00:18:06,785 --> 00:18:08,116
[CLATTERlNG]

316
00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:10,346
What the hell?

317
00:18:10,522 --> 00:18:13,491
[MlKE SlNGlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY]

318
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:21,593
[SlNGlNG] A dream so long denied
Can flourish

319
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,668
Sweet Jesus. What are you doing?

320
00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:29,301
Thy mother shall not keep me
from thy maidenhead.

321
00:18:30,509 --> 00:18:34,104
Am I the only one touched by the romance
of this moment?

322
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:35,803
No.

323
00:18:35,981 --> 00:18:37,346
I feel it too.

324
00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:43,044
Yeah, it's a Hallmark moment,
till Romeo falls and crushes us to death.

325
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:47,755
-Are you crazy? You're gonna kill yourself.
-I don't care.

326
00:18:47,926 --> 00:18:49,826
I need to tell you something.

327
00:18:49,995 --> 00:18:53,328
The other night, when we were kissing
and you invited me in...

328
00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:56,832
...I panicked because I didn't want you
to see me without my clothes on.

329
00:18:57,536 --> 00:18:59,504
What? Why?

330
00:18:59,671 --> 00:19:03,334
I was hoping to lose a little weight first
so you'd be turned on by me.

331
00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:04,873
Oh, Mike.

332
00:19:05,043 --> 00:19:06,806
How much weight are you talking about?

333
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,948
I don't know.
A hundred and sixty pounds.

334
00:19:11,216 --> 00:19:13,150
You idiot.

335
00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:16,879
I don't know if you've noticed this,
but I'm not exactly perfect.

336
00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:19,287
You are to me.

337
00:19:21,126 --> 00:19:22,525
Get in here.

338
00:19:22,694 --> 00:19:26,562
All right. But I've had a lot to drink,
and the first one might not be that great.

339
00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:29,166
Just get in here.

340
00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:33,569
Mike? Mike?

341
00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:34,728
[MlKE SNORlNG]

342
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:37,034
Now, that's not something
you see every day.

343
00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:43,213
A house giving birth.

344
00:19:45,951 --> 00:19:47,384
Hey, little help!

345
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:53,391
Hey, Molly?

346
00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:54,821
What?

347
00:19:54,993 --> 00:19:57,257
Tonight's probably not gonna happen.

348
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,725
I understand.

349
00:19:59,898 --> 00:20:02,890
I just really want our first time
to be perfect.

350
00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:05,030
Me too.

351
00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:08,467
And I'm sorry if you felt
like I was rushing things.

352
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:12,098
I just really wanted you.

353
00:20:13,078 --> 00:20:14,568
I want you too.

354
00:20:16,748 --> 00:20:19,342
[SlNGlNG]
A time for us

355
00:20:19,685 --> 00:20:21,414
Okay.

356
00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:23,920
Try and get a little sleep.

357
00:20:24,089 --> 00:20:26,114
Yeah, sleep's good.

358
00:20:26,525 --> 00:20:27,583
Good night, Molly.

359
00:20:28,126 --> 00:20:30,151
Good night, Mike.

360
00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:34,823
Good night, Carl.

361
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:37,193
Good night, Mike.

362
00:20:37,836 --> 00:20:39,167
Good night, Molly.

363
00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:40,703
MOLLY:
Good night, Carl.

364
00:20:40,872 --> 00:20:42,362
Good night, Samuel.

365
00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:44,372
Good night, Molly.

366
00:20:46,378 --> 00:20:47,811
MlKE:
Good night, Samuel.

367
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:49,345
SAMUEL:
Good night, Mike.

368
00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:51,038
CARL:
Good night, Samuel.

369
00:20:51,216 --> 00:20:53,047
SAMUEL:
Good night, Carl.

370
00:21:21,513 --> 00:21:23,504
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