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So here's
what you missed on Glee:
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Tina dumped Artie
for Mike Chang.
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There's this new kid, Sam,
who's got a great voice,
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and Finn heard him sing in the shower.
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We'd like to talk
to you about Glee Club.
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Finn thought Kurt was trying
to look at him in the shower,
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so he called him a name
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which totally got him
chewed out by Kurt's dad.
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Maybe everyone should
just start taking baths.
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And that's what you missed
on Glee!
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All right, let's, uh,
let's gather around.
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Sorry I'm late, guys.
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I was with Principal Figgins.
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Bad news, guys.
Puckerman's in Juvvie.
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It really was just
a matter of time.
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What did he do?
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He drove his mom's Volvo through
the front of a convenience store,
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and drove off with the ATM.
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A... A... And when is he getting out?
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Unknown.
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He might be the dumbest
person on this planet,
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and that's coming from me.
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Guys!
Let's have some sympathy.
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For a guy who put his
needs before the team's?
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We need his voice,
and his bad-boy stage presence.
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We can't look at this as...
as a crisis.
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- It's an opportunity.
- For what?
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Further embarrassment
and humiliation?
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For welcoming our new member...
Sam Evans!
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- There he is.
- How's it going?
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Hey, everybody.
I'm Sam.
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Sam... I am.
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And I don't like
green eggs and ham.
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Oh, wow.
He has no game.
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Okay!
This is gonna be great.
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You're not going to
regret joining, Sam.
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Oh, good.
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Sam, you sit right here.
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All right!
Question for the group.
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What's a duet?
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A blanket.
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What's a duet?
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A blanket.
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The singers complement
each other,
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push each other to be better.
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- Now, some people...
- Psst! He's on team gay.
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No straight boy
dyes his hair
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to look like Linda
Evangelista circa 1993.
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You're crazy,
circa 2010.
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And that is what
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duets are all about.
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So, this week I want you
to pair up and sing a duet.
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And since you guys all
seemed to love our little
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"Defying Gravity" diva-off,
I'm making this a competition.
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What's the winner get?
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Dinner for two, on me...
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At Breadstix.
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Breadstix!
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Who you gonna
sing with, Kurt?
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Hi.
I'm Kurt Hummel.
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Hey.
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I just wanted to personally
welcome you to the Glee Club.
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Thanks.
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Just tell me.
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Look...
Maybe at your old school,
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you could get away
with the whole
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"I just stayed in the sun
all summer" excuse,
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but I have three gifts:
my voice,
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my ability to spot trends
in men's fashion,
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and my ability to know when
it comes from a bottle.
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I don't dye my hair, dude.
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Yes, you do.
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But it's just between friends.
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That's not natural.
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I'm gonna... go...
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'cause you're kinda
freaking me out.
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Wait, wait.
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Maybe my instincts were a little off.
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Let me make it up to you.
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Team up with me for
the duet competition.
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Listen, unless you
team up with Rachel,
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I am your best
bet at winning.
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Aren't duets supposed to be
between, like, a girl and a guy?
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Well, Gene Kelly and Donald
O'Connor would protest.
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"Make'em Laugh"?
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Sorry.
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Singin' in the Rain.
1952.
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Nothing.
Okay, maybe you are straight.
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- What?
- Nothing. Listen, rent it,
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and then look up the menu
for Breadstix online,
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and call me, because
we are gonna win this.
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I love your sweet lady kisses.
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Mm-hmm.
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It's a nice break from
all that scissoring.
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We should do a duet together.
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We should sing Melissa Ethridge's
"Come to My Window."
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First of all?
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There's a lot of
talking going on,
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and I wants ta
get my mack on.
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Well... I don't know,
I just... I think we just...
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Okay, second of all?
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I'm not making out with you
because I'm in love with you
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and want to sing about
making lady babies.
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I'm only here because Puck's
been in the slammer
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for about twelve hours now,
and I'm like a lizard.
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I need something warm beneath me,
or I can't digest my food.
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But who are you going
to sing a duet with?
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Why would I want to do
a duet with you?
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We can't stand each other.
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Look, Wheezy, I realize
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I've tried to punch you
a couple times,
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and sometimes,
when you're not looking,
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I put weird things
in your food.
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But it's a new year,
and you and I
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are the best singers
at this school.
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I don't get what
the big deal is,
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it's just a free trip
to Breadstix.
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Um, I'm sorry,
have you been to Breadstix?
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They are legally forbidden to
stop bringing you breadsticks.
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One time I brought
a wheelbarrow,
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and when the manager tried
to stop me from filling it up,
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I calleded the corporate
office and got her fired.
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Well, I guess our voices
do sorta go together.
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Mm-hmm,
that's right, girl!
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So if we do a duet together,
we will be
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the undisputed top
bitches at this school.
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- You can't do this to him.
- You're over-reacting.
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If he sings with you,
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you're painting a
bull's-eye on his back.
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Once again, your closeted
homophobia seeps to the surface
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like the contents of
a cracked cesspool.
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Don't give me that.
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Look, I know I shouldn't have
used that word in your basement,
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but it's not like
you were innocent.
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I really like you, Kurt.
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But the fact
of the matter is,
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the way you were all
over me last year?
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if I did that to a girl,
she'd take out a restraining order.
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You have issues with me
being gay, I get it.
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No, actually, I don't.
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I have issues with
the fact that
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you don't understand
that no means no.
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I just want to sing with him.
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Then you don't give
a damn about any of us.
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If he sings with you,
I guarantee, within a week,
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he'll take so much crap,
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he'll have to quit Glee Club.
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Your call, dude.
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♪ Don't go breakin' my heart. ♪
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♪ I couldn't if I tried. ♪
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♪ Oh honey, if I get restless... ♪
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♪ Baby, you're not the kind. ♪
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♪ Don't go breakin' my heart. ♪
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♪ You take the weight
off of me. ♪
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♪ Oh honey, when you
knock on my door... ♪
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♪ Ooh, I gave you my key. ♪
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♪ Ooh-hoo! ♪
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♪ Nobody knows it. ♪
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♪ But when I was down... ♪
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♪ I was your clown. ♪
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♪ Hoo-hoo! ♪
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♪ Nobody knows it. ♪
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♪ Nobody knows it. ♪
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♪ Right from the start... ♪
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♪ I gave you my heart... ♪
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♪ Oh... oh! ♪
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♪ I gave you my heart. ♪
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♪ Don't go breakin' my heart. ♪
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♪ I won't go breakin'
your heart. ♪
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♪ Don't go breakin' my... ♪
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♪ Don't go breakin' my... ♪
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♪ Don't go breakin' my heart. ♪
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♪ Don't go breakin' my... ♪
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♪ Don't go breakin' my heart. ♪
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♪ Oh... ♪
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♪ Yeah! ♪
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We're totally going
to win this thing.
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I know.
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Wow.
Don't be sad.
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I mean, Breadstix has these
vegan meatballs, they're...
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They're okay.
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I'm not really a nice person.
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I'm selfish.
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The fact is, is I'm
only really generous
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if there's something
in it for me.
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Yeah,
but I still like you.
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But you... You're so...
kind, a... and open.
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Well, it's made me
want to be a better person.
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We have to throw
the competition.
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I love Breadstix.
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No, i... I... If we wanna
win at Nationals,
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then Sam has to
win this contest.
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Okay? He has to feel
like he belongs and...
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And the team has
to believe in him.
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Wow, Rachel,
I never seen you like this.
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I'm kind of impressed.
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Well, like I said...
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You inspired me.
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But technically,
you're doing this
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because it'll help
us win Nationals,
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which means there's
something in it for you,
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so it doesn't really count
as you doing something nice.
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Okay, so I'm just gonna
ignore what you just said
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repeat what I said before,
which is we just have to find a way
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for me to lose
a singing competition
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so that the new kid
sticks around.
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Right.
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- I don't want to do it.
- We're duet partners. You have to sing!
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I don't even know if I can sing.
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Everyone knows I'm here
to do one thing: Dance.
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- You sing and I'll dance around you.
- No, no.
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- You'll be fine.
- We're singing together.
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We are gonna win that
dinner at Breadstix,
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and then we can finally
have a normal night out.
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Normal?
What do you mean?
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We went out last night.
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For dim sum.
With your mom.
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All we ever do is get
dim sum with your mom!
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Here we go.
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Hi.
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So, I just want you to know
I'm really into you.
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Okay.
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Sorry, I'm...
just a little confused.
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You've never even made
eye contact with me.
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I know. For a while
I thought you were a robot.
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I'm not saying that
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steamed pork knuckles
aren't delicious.
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I'm just saying
that at Breadstix
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they have bottomless
salad bowls,
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they refill your salad
until you leave or pass out.
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You can get salad at dim sum.
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My mom got salad last night.
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There were chicken feet in it.
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It was a chicken
feet salad.
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All I want is
a normal salad
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that doesn't have
chicken feet in it!
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So, let me get this straight.
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You want to be my girlfriend...
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Because...
You like the idea of...
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wheeling me around?
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I just really want
to get you in a stroller.
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You're not listening to me.
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You don't care about my needs!
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Shh!
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We're fighting a lot.
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We should go to
Asian couples therapy.
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Why does the couples therapy
have to be Asian?
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So, I get to tell
everybody that we're dating?
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Yes.
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And I get a duet partner.
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I don't see the big deal.
253
00:10:35,446 --> 00:10:37,247
He e-mailed me, like,
60 MP3's of him singing,
254
00:10:37,331 --> 00:10:39,166
and I thought it was Faith Hill.
255
00:10:39,233 --> 00:10:40,784
The kid's good.
256
00:10:40,868 --> 00:10:43,069
Look, this isn't about
how good Kurt is.
257
00:10:45,506 --> 00:10:47,340
Being in Glee Club is like...
258
00:10:47,408 --> 00:10:49,426
It's like walking down
the double yellow lines
259
00:10:49,510 --> 00:10:50,727
of a highway.
260
00:10:50,795 --> 00:10:52,846
If you get just
a little off course
261
00:10:52,913 --> 00:10:54,264
you're gonna get crushed.
262
00:10:54,348 --> 00:10:55,766
I got to be honest.
263
00:10:55,850 --> 00:10:57,801
You're kind of confusing
my head right now.
264
00:10:57,885 --> 00:10:58,802
I mean,
do you remember
265
00:10:58,886 --> 00:11:00,187
what you said when
266
00:11:00,254 --> 00:11:01,722
you talked me
into joining Glee Club?
267
00:11:02,857 --> 00:11:04,191
Nationals are
in New York City.
268
00:11:04,258 --> 00:11:06,276
Can you imagine
at it's going to be like
269
00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:08,278
coming home
with that first-place trophy?
270
00:11:08,362 --> 00:11:11,815
Most of the kids in this town
have never even seen the ocean.
271
00:11:11,899 --> 00:11:14,367
We'll be gods.
272
00:11:14,435 --> 00:11:16,603
I joined up
because I'm new here
273
00:11:16,654 --> 00:11:18,538
and you said
it would make me popular,
274
00:11:18,606 --> 00:11:20,440
and now you're telling me that
it's going to get me killed.
275
00:11:20,491 --> 00:11:22,492
Well, eventually you're going
get popular from it,
276
00:11:22,577 --> 00:11:23,994
believe me,
but until then,
277
00:11:24,078 --> 00:11:26,747
you got to lay low
a little bit,
278
00:11:26,798 --> 00:11:28,114
a... And singing a duet
with another dude
279
00:11:28,166 --> 00:11:29,583
is not laying low.
280
00:11:29,634 --> 00:11:32,385
I didn't realize you had
a problem with gay dudes.
281
00:11:32,453 --> 00:11:34,387
Look, I don't have
a problem with gay dudes.
282
00:11:34,455 --> 00:11:36,173
Everyone else does,
and we're living
283
00:11:36,257 --> 00:11:38,675
in their world,
and in their world,
284
00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:41,344
you singing a duet with Kurt
is a death sentence.
285
00:11:43,648 --> 00:11:45,015
Well,
286
00:11:45,099 --> 00:11:46,483
I gave him my word.
287
00:11:48,352 --> 00:11:50,487
In my world, that's that.
288
00:11:54,242 --> 00:11:56,359
Boom!
289
00:11:56,444 --> 00:11:58,995
Welcome to Glee Club,
lady lips.
290
00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:08,922
The blueberry flavor
is the worst,
291
00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:11,258
especially if it gets
down your pants.
292
00:12:11,325 --> 00:12:13,159
I looked like a creature
out of Avatar down there
293
00:12:13,211 --> 00:12:14,377
when I got slushied.
294
00:12:15,763 --> 00:12:18,799
I saw Avatar,
like, six times.
295
00:12:20,268 --> 00:12:22,219
Oh.
296
00:12:22,303 --> 00:12:25,105
Anyway,
you'll get used to it.
297
00:12:26,274 --> 00:12:27,390
You're the head cheerleader.
298
00:12:27,475 --> 00:12:28,692
Why do you even bother?
299
00:12:28,776 --> 00:12:30,527
I mean, you don't
need Glee Club.
300
00:12:31,779 --> 00:12:36,316
I like to sing...
And the fact is
301
00:12:36,367 --> 00:12:37,868
those guys were
pretty cool to me
302
00:12:37,952 --> 00:12:39,536
last year
when I wasn't on top.
303
00:12:39,620 --> 00:12:41,037
What's the point
of being popular
304
00:12:41,105 --> 00:12:43,323
when you can't do
what you want?
305
00:12:43,374 --> 00:12:45,492
Lor manari.
306
00:12:46,761 --> 00:12:49,746
It means you have
pretty eyes.
307
00:12:49,831 --> 00:12:54,197
It's Nav'i...
The Avatar language.
308
00:12:54,502 --> 00:12:55,952
Lor manari.
309
00:12:58,139 --> 00:13:00,891
First course is served.
310
00:13:00,975 --> 00:13:04,144
Heart-healthy vegan carrot soup
with whole grain croutons,
311
00:13:04,211 --> 00:13:06,129
and you'd better eat all of it.
312
00:13:06,197 --> 00:13:08,715
Do you have any idea how hard it
is to find saffron in this town?
313
00:13:08,766 --> 00:13:11,685
All right, let me eat
this at the table.
314
00:13:11,736 --> 00:13:13,436
You could make a
plaster cast of my ass
315
00:13:13,521 --> 00:13:14,654
with the cushions
from this couch.
316
00:13:14,722 --> 00:13:15,989
Absolutely not.
317
00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:18,191
I am in charge
of your care from now on.
318
00:13:18,242 --> 00:13:19,993
You had a serious
arrhythmia, Dad.
319
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:22,612
The doctors say you need to
rest until your stress test.
320
00:13:22,697 --> 00:13:25,532
You're my stress test.
321
00:13:25,583 --> 00:13:28,201
Guess this means
I can't get salt?
322
00:13:32,406 --> 00:13:33,740
Chin up.
323
00:13:33,791 --> 00:13:36,843
What's up?
How's school?
324
00:13:38,095 --> 00:13:40,463
It's fine, I guess.
325
00:13:42,917 --> 00:13:46,386
There's this new kid Sam
in Glee Club.
326
00:13:46,437 --> 00:13:48,922
He and I are singing
a duet together.
327
00:13:48,973 --> 00:13:50,140
Is that a problem?
328
00:13:50,224 --> 00:13:53,977
Finn practically
begged me not to.
329
00:13:54,061 --> 00:13:56,112
He said it'd ruin
Sam's reputation.
330
00:13:56,180 --> 00:13:59,733
Well, this kid
Sam, uh...
331
00:13:59,784 --> 00:14:01,735
You know, does he...
He play for your team?
332
00:14:01,802 --> 00:14:03,153
Undetermined.
333
00:14:03,237 --> 00:14:04,404
Oh.
334
00:14:04,472 --> 00:14:06,656
Maybe Finn has a point.
335
00:14:06,741 --> 00:14:08,742
You're siding with him
336
00:14:08,793 --> 00:14:10,276
after what he called me
in our basement?
337
00:14:10,328 --> 00:14:13,747
I was talking to Carole, and you
weren't totally honest with me.
338
00:14:13,814 --> 00:14:16,166
She told me that you
had a crush on Finn
339
00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:17,834
and you weren't
afraid to show it.
340
00:14:17,919 --> 00:14:18,802
Is this true?
341
00:14:18,886 --> 00:14:20,453
So a gay guy
can't be friendly
342
00:14:20,504 --> 00:14:22,288
to a straight guy
without it being predatory?
343
00:14:22,340 --> 00:14:23,473
You got to understand
344
00:14:23,541 --> 00:14:24,641
that most guys don't
know how to deal
345
00:14:24,725 --> 00:14:26,676
with unwanted advances.
346
00:14:26,761 --> 00:14:28,228
So you're saying I shouldn't
sing with this Sam guy
347
00:14:28,295 --> 00:14:30,964
because it might upset
a couple homophobes?
348
00:14:31,015 --> 00:14:32,966
I thought you said no one
pushes the Hummels around.
349
00:14:34,068 --> 00:14:35,001
No one does.
350
00:14:35,069 --> 00:14:36,252
I... I'm...
I'm not saying that.
351
00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:37,537
I... I'm... I'm saying
352
00:14:37,605 --> 00:14:41,191
that maybe it's
you who's pushing
353
00:14:41,258 --> 00:14:43,276
this kid Sam around,
trying to take advantage of him
354
00:14:43,327 --> 00:14:44,861
because you're interested
in him.
355
00:14:44,929 --> 00:14:47,664
Dad, you have no idea
what it's like.
356
00:14:47,732 --> 00:14:51,201
I am the only openly gay kid
at school, in this town.
357
00:14:51,285 --> 00:14:53,086
I mean, why can't I walk
hand in hand
358
00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:54,921
down the hall
with a person that I like?
359
00:14:54,989 --> 00:14:56,740
Why can't I slow-dance
at my prom?
360
00:14:57,959 --> 00:15:00,343
Come here.
361
00:15:05,132 --> 00:15:06,967
You think I don't want
those things for you?
362
00:15:07,018 --> 00:15:08,673
I do.
363
00:15:09,337 --> 00:15:11,805
You know,
until you find somebody
364
00:15:11,856 --> 00:15:15,909
as open and as
brave as you,
365
00:15:15,977 --> 00:15:19,913
you're just going to have to
get used to going it alone.
366
00:15:30,658 --> 00:15:33,410
♪ When I was a little girl ♪
367
00:15:33,494 --> 00:15:35,996
♪ I had a rag doll. ♪
368
00:15:36,047 --> 00:15:39,549
♪ Only doll
I've ever owned. ♪
369
00:15:42,420 --> 00:15:44,888
♪ Now I love you
just the way ♪
370
00:15:44,972 --> 00:15:47,474
♪ I loved that rag doll, ♪
371
00:15:47,541 --> 00:15:52,479
♪ but only now
my love has grown. ♪
372
00:15:52,546 --> 00:15:54,998
♪ And it gets stronger ♪
373
00:15:55,082 --> 00:15:57,250
♪ in every way. ♪
374
00:15:57,317 --> 00:16:00,420
♪ And it gets higher... ♪
375
00:16:00,487 --> 00:16:04,340
♪ Day by day ♪
376
00:16:04,425 --> 00:16:05,625
♪ Do I love you? ♪
377
00:16:05,676 --> 00:16:09,879
♪ My, oh, my... ♪
378
00:16:09,964 --> 00:16:13,833
♪ River deep, mountain high. ♪
379
00:16:13,884 --> 00:16:15,969
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪
380
00:16:16,020 --> 00:16:20,890
♪ If I lost you, would I cry? ♪
381
00:16:20,975 --> 00:16:24,194
♪ Oh, how I love you, baby. ♪
382
00:16:24,261 --> 00:16:28,514
♪ Baby, baby, baby... ♪
383
00:16:34,455 --> 00:16:36,656
♪ I love you, baby. ♪
384
00:16:36,707 --> 00:16:40,210
♪ Like a flower loves
the spring. ♪
385
00:16:40,294 --> 00:16:45,749
♪ And I love you, baby,
like a robin loves to sing. ♪
386
00:16:45,833 --> 00:16:47,751
♪ And I love you, baby, ♪
387
00:16:47,835 --> 00:16:51,888
♪ like a schoolboy
loves his bag. ♪
388
00:16:51,972 --> 00:16:56,843
♪ And I love you, baby,
river deep, mountain high. ♪
389
00:16:58,179 --> 00:17:00,096
♪ Oh, baby... ♪
390
00:17:01,381 --> 00:17:03,066
♪ Oh, baby... ♪
391
00:17:03,150 --> 00:17:06,486
♪ Oh... baby... ♪
392
00:17:06,553 --> 00:17:09,489
♪ Ooh, ooh, yeah... ♪
393
00:17:09,556 --> 00:17:13,076
♪ Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah... ♪
394
00:17:14,779 --> 00:17:16,780
♪ Do I love you? ♪
395
00:17:16,864 --> 00:17:20,233
♪ My, oh, my, yeah... ♪
396
00:17:20,284 --> 00:17:23,119
♪ River deep, mountain high. ♪
397
00:17:23,204 --> 00:17:25,905
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪
398
00:17:25,956 --> 00:17:30,743
♪ If I lost you, would I cry? ♪
399
00:17:30,795 --> 00:17:34,013
♪ Oh, how I love you, baby. ♪
400
00:17:34,081 --> 00:17:38,101
♪ Baby, baby, baby... ♪
401
00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:44,107
Whoo! Yes, yes, yes.
402
00:17:44,191 --> 00:17:45,275
Whoo!
403
00:17:45,359 --> 00:17:46,943
Again, again, again.
404
00:17:47,027 --> 00:17:50,196
Ladies, nice work.
405
00:17:50,264 --> 00:17:52,232
What an incredible song.
406
00:17:52,283 --> 00:17:55,084
And just so you know,
I've already bought custom bibs
407
00:17:55,152 --> 00:17:56,269
for me and Mercedes here.
408
00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:58,204
You know why?
409
00:17:58,272 --> 00:18:00,290
'Cause we's be going...
410
00:18:00,374 --> 00:18:01,324
To Breadstix.
411
00:18:02,710 --> 00:18:03,660
- Yes.
- You hear that, guys?
412
00:18:03,744 --> 00:18:06,563
You have your work
cut out for you.
413
00:18:15,134 --> 00:18:16,418
Don't worry,
414
00:18:16,485 --> 00:18:18,303
I'm not going to go
all Shawshank on you.
415
00:18:18,354 --> 00:18:19,854
This is kind of weird.
416
00:18:19,939 --> 00:18:23,108
Guys usually don't talk
to each other in here.
417
00:18:23,159 --> 00:18:24,475
Well, this can't wait.
418
00:18:24,527 --> 00:18:25,994
I'm setting you free.
419
00:18:26,078 --> 00:18:28,863
You can do your duet
with someone else in Glee,
420
00:18:28,948 --> 00:18:32,317
someone that the world deems
more appropriate.
421
00:18:32,385 --> 00:18:33,835
Did I do something
to offend you?
422
00:18:33,919 --> 00:18:35,787
No, no, I...
423
00:18:35,838 --> 00:18:38,873
It's not you, it's me.
424
00:18:38,941 --> 00:18:40,375
You've been honorable,
actually,
425
00:18:40,443 --> 00:18:43,595
and I wish you
the best,
426
00:18:43,662 --> 00:18:45,663
but I've realized that I need
to sing with someone
427
00:18:45,715 --> 00:18:47,632
that matches my passion
and talent level.
428
00:18:47,683 --> 00:18:48,850
Who's that?
429
00:18:48,918 --> 00:18:50,802
You know, they make
special shampoo
430
00:18:50,853 --> 00:18:52,387
for color-treated hair.
431
00:18:54,106 --> 00:18:55,307
I don't dye my hair.
432
00:18:55,358 --> 00:18:56,524
Uh-huh.
433
00:18:56,609 --> 00:18:57,692
This is a disaster.
434
00:18:57,777 --> 00:18:58,693
Could you stop pacing?
435
00:18:58,778 --> 00:18:59,961
It's stressing me out.
436
00:19:00,029 --> 00:19:02,180
It's just,
being the "it couple"
437
00:19:02,231 --> 00:19:03,815
is so much harder
than I thought.
438
00:19:03,866 --> 00:19:06,951
I-I am so stumped
at how to lose this thing.
439
00:19:07,019 --> 00:19:08,787
Wait, I got it.
440
00:19:08,854 --> 00:19:10,655
You remember we saw
Grease and it was good,
441
00:19:10,706 --> 00:19:12,407
and then we saw Grease 2,
and I fell asleep,
442
00:19:12,491 --> 00:19:13,825
but you said
the difference
443
00:19:13,893 --> 00:19:16,361
- was that the songs were bad.
- Were bad.
444
00:19:16,412 --> 00:19:17,495
Yeah.
445
00:19:17,546 --> 00:19:22,267
If we want to lose,
we have to do a song that's bad.
446
00:19:22,318 --> 00:19:24,903
Not just a bad song,
an offensive song.
447
00:19:24,970 --> 00:19:26,154
Yes!
448
00:19:26,238 --> 00:19:27,922
- Artie.
- Mm-hmm.
449
00:19:27,990 --> 00:19:29,640
- Can we talk?
- Yeah.
450
00:19:29,692 --> 00:19:32,110
- I want us to be duet partners.
- Really?
451
00:19:32,161 --> 00:19:33,778
We sing really well together.
452
00:19:33,829 --> 00:19:35,780
I just thought if we won,
453
00:19:35,831 --> 00:19:38,850
we could share a nice,
free dinner together
454
00:19:38,918 --> 00:19:40,118
as friends.
455
00:19:40,186 --> 00:19:42,337
We haven't really talked.
456
00:19:42,421 --> 00:19:44,089
Well, Tina,
as rich as I find it
457
00:19:44,156 --> 00:19:45,340
that you've come
crawling back,
458
00:19:45,424 --> 00:19:46,941
I'll have
you know that
459
00:19:47,009 --> 00:19:48,793
not only do I have
a duet partner
460
00:19:48,844 --> 00:19:49,961
but that our
working relationship
461
00:19:50,012 --> 00:19:51,963
has blossomed into romance.
462
00:19:55,768 --> 00:19:58,136
If you'll excuse me.
463
00:19:58,187 --> 00:20:00,304
Okay, guys, so...
464
00:20:00,356 --> 00:20:02,574
Who is up first today?
465
00:20:02,641 --> 00:20:03,575
Mr. Shue, if I may.
466
00:20:03,642 --> 00:20:04,526
You may.
467
00:20:07,530 --> 00:20:10,432
As many of you know,
I had a duet partner,
468
00:20:10,499 --> 00:20:12,150
but due to sensitivities
I'd rather not get into
469
00:20:12,218 --> 00:20:15,036
at the moment, I have
dissolved the partnership.
470
00:20:15,104 --> 00:20:18,039
Okay, so who are you going
to sing a duet with?
471
00:20:18,124 --> 00:20:21,426
Only the most talented member
of the Glee Club: Myself.
472
00:20:23,396 --> 00:20:26,431
When you're different,
when you're special,
473
00:20:26,498 --> 00:20:28,850
sometimes you have
to get used to being alone.
474
00:20:28,918 --> 00:20:30,685
I've asked a few members
of the Glee Club
475
00:20:30,753 --> 00:20:32,170
as well as some Cheerios!
to help me out.
476
00:20:32,238 --> 00:20:34,055
How can you do a duet
by yourself?
477
00:20:34,140 --> 00:20:35,723
That's like vocal masturbation
or something.
478
00:20:36,859 --> 00:20:38,226
I will be doing a number
479
00:20:38,310 --> 00:20:41,913
from the seminal classic
movie Victor/Victoria.
480
00:20:41,981 --> 00:20:44,749
It's a show about embracing both
the male and the female sides.
481
00:20:44,817 --> 00:20:46,851
Watch and learn, Santana.
482
00:20:46,919 --> 00:20:48,019
Hit it.
483
00:20:51,157 --> 00:20:54,692
♪ 'Bout 20 years ago, ♪
484
00:20:54,743 --> 00:20:59,664
♪ way down in New Orleans, ♪
485
00:20:59,715 --> 00:21:01,699
♪ A group of fellers found ♪
486
00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:06,471
♪ a new kind of music, ♪
487
00:21:06,538 --> 00:21:10,909
♪ and they decided to call it ♪
488
00:21:10,976 --> 00:21:12,594
♪ jazz. ♪
489
00:21:14,230 --> 00:21:21,269
♪ No other sound has
what this music has. ♪
490
00:21:21,353 --> 00:21:24,189
♪ Before they knew it, ♪
491
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:28,159
♪ it was whizzin'
'round the world. ♪
492
00:21:28,227 --> 00:21:31,729
♪ The world was ready ♪
493
00:21:31,780 --> 00:21:36,400
♪ for a blue kind of music, ♪
494
00:21:36,452 --> 00:21:39,170
♪ and now they play it ♪
495
00:21:39,238 --> 00:21:43,424
♪ from Steamboat Springs ♪
496
00:21:43,509 --> 00:21:47,846
♪ to La Paz. ♪
497
00:21:59,358 --> 00:22:00,692
♪ Oh, baby, ♪
498
00:22:00,759 --> 00:22:03,228
♪ won't you play me ♪
499
00:22:03,279 --> 00:22:04,696
♪ Le Jazz Hot. ♪
500
00:22:04,763 --> 00:22:10,902
♪ Maybe, and don't ever
let it end. ♪
501
00:22:10,953 --> 00:22:17,041
♪ I tell ya, friend,
it's really something to hear. ♪
502
00:22:17,109 --> 00:22:18,660
♪ I can't sit still ♪
503
00:22:18,744 --> 00:22:22,630
♪ when there's that rhythm
near me. ♪
504
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:27,252
♪ When you play me ♪
505
00:22:27,303 --> 00:22:29,787
♪ Le Jazz Hot, baby, ♪
506
00:22:29,838 --> 00:22:35,293
♪ you're holding my soul
together. ♪
507
00:22:35,344 --> 00:22:40,231
♪ Don't know whether
it's morning or night. ♪
508
00:22:40,299 --> 00:22:44,185
♪ Only know it sounded right. ♪
509
00:22:44,270 --> 00:22:47,522
♪ So come on in
and play me ♪
510
00:22:47,606 --> 00:22:48,806
♪ Le Jazz Hot, ♪
511
00:22:48,857 --> 00:22:53,278
♪ baby, 'cause
I love my jazz ♪
512
00:22:53,329 --> 00:22:55,330
♪ hot... ♪
513
00:22:57,482 --> 00:23:00,368
♪ Le... ♪
514
00:23:00,452 --> 00:23:02,620
♪ Jazz... ♪
515
00:23:04,607 --> 00:23:06,374
♪ Hot... ♪
516
00:23:21,506 --> 00:23:23,141
Le Jazz Hot.
517
00:23:28,981 --> 00:23:30,448
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
518
00:23:33,652 --> 00:23:35,286
I love astronomy.
519
00:23:35,354 --> 00:23:36,854
Something about all that space
520
00:23:36,905 --> 00:23:39,190
makes my problems
seem kind of small.
521
00:23:39,241 --> 00:23:41,376
That one's Venus.
522
00:23:41,460 --> 00:23:43,244
Planet of love.
523
00:23:43,329 --> 00:23:46,030
It's actually Mars,
planet of war.
524
00:23:48,217 --> 00:23:50,168
Which one are we on?
525
00:23:50,219 --> 00:23:51,702
Earth.
526
00:23:51,754 --> 00:23:53,504
So why don't you
come back to it
527
00:23:53,555 --> 00:23:54,839
and talk to me
about duets.
528
00:23:54,890 --> 00:23:58,259
Tell me why I should
be singing with you.
529
00:23:58,327 --> 00:24:00,061
Okay.
530
00:24:00,145 --> 00:24:01,896
Well, I want to start off
with the choreography.
531
00:24:04,216 --> 00:24:08,069
Singing will be easy,
so I'll start playing...
532
00:24:09,872 --> 00:24:12,240
All right,
now get behind me.
533
00:24:12,324 --> 00:24:13,724
Get behind me.
534
00:24:18,730 --> 00:24:20,365
Good.
535
00:24:20,416 --> 00:24:22,116
Now grab my hips.
536
00:24:22,201 --> 00:24:24,402
And start swaying.
537
00:24:27,756 --> 00:24:30,541
All right, now,
here's the cool part.
538
00:24:30,592 --> 00:24:32,427
Give me your hand.
539
00:24:34,079 --> 00:24:35,930
Do you know how to play?
540
00:24:36,015 --> 00:24:38,966
No.
541
00:24:39,051 --> 00:24:41,052
All right, it's easy.
542
00:24:41,103 --> 00:24:43,104
Just put that
finger there.
543
00:24:43,188 --> 00:24:44,856
Just like that.
544
00:24:47,476 --> 00:24:49,410
Now do it fast
back and forth.
545
00:24:51,530 --> 00:24:52,980
There you go.
546
00:25:04,109 --> 00:25:05,626
No.
No, I can't do this.
547
00:25:05,711 --> 00:25:07,745
This year is about me.
548
00:25:07,813 --> 00:25:10,581
And don't say that I'm selfish,
because you have no idea
549
00:25:10,632 --> 00:25:12,216
- how much I've given.
- I wasn't... I wasn't gonna...
550
00:25:12,284 --> 00:25:14,335
I've been down this path before.
I know this feeling.
551
00:25:14,420 --> 00:25:16,387
Like I need you.
552
00:25:16,455 --> 00:25:19,090
Duets don't work for me,
and I don't need you.
553
00:25:19,141 --> 00:25:21,843
What I need is to find a way
to keep Santana off my heels.
554
00:25:21,927 --> 00:25:24,429
- I'm... I'm sorry...
- What I need is to find a way to torture Rachel.
555
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:27,682
And I need to start
learning to ignore people.
556
00:25:27,766 --> 00:25:29,934
And I'm sorry,
I shouldn't...
557
00:25:29,985 --> 00:25:30,968
I shouldn't have tried that.
558
00:25:31,019 --> 00:25:33,071
I'm sorry.
559
00:25:33,138 --> 00:25:36,641
I made a mistake,
and, um...
560
00:25:36,709 --> 00:25:38,776
I don't want to
sing with you.
561
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:45,814
I don't think I could do this.
562
00:25:45,865 --> 00:25:47,699
It's the perfect song
for this very situation.
563
00:25:47,767 --> 00:25:49,751
Whenever you're ready, guys.
564
00:25:49,819 --> 00:25:53,038
Yeah, hurry up.
I needs to get myself to Breadstix.
565
00:25:53,122 --> 00:25:54,656
Don't count on it.
566
00:25:54,707 --> 00:25:56,742
I'm mad at you,
but you're still so hot.
567
00:25:58,278 --> 00:26:00,996
Trust me,
you're gonna be great.
568
00:26:04,267 --> 00:26:05,367
♪ See, I really couldn't sing. ♪
569
00:26:05,418 --> 00:26:06,585
♪ I could never really sing. ♪
570
00:26:06,669 --> 00:26:07,719
♪ What I couldn't do is... ♪
♪ Sing. ♪
571
00:26:07,804 --> 00:26:09,338
♪ I have trouble with the... ♪
572
00:26:09,389 --> 00:26:10,672
♪ Note. ♪
♪ It goes all around my... ♪
573
00:26:10,723 --> 00:26:12,057
♪ Throat. ♪
♪ It's a terrifying... ♪
574
00:26:12,141 --> 00:26:13,225
♪ Thing. ♪
♪ See, I really couldn't... ♪
575
00:26:13,309 --> 00:26:15,260
♪ Hear.
♪ Which note was lower or was... ♪
576
00:26:15,345 --> 00:26:16,929
♪ Higher. ♪
♪ Which is why ♪
577
00:26:17,013 --> 00:26:18,730
♪ I disappear if someone says ♪
578
00:26:18,815 --> 00:26:21,099
♪ let's start a... ♪
♪ Choir. ♪
579
00:26:21,184 --> 00:26:22,517
♪ Hey, when I begin to...
♪ Squeak. ♪
580
00:26:22,569 --> 00:26:23,718
♪ It's a cross between a... ♪
♪ Shriek. ♪
581
00:26:23,719 --> 00:26:25,070
♪ And a quiver or a... ♪
Moan. ♪
582
00:26:25,154 --> 00:26:26,388
♪ It's a little like a... ♪
♪ Croak. ♪
583
00:26:26,389 --> 00:26:27,689
♪ Or the record player... ♪
♪ Broke. ♪
584
00:26:27,740 --> 00:26:29,608
♪ What it doesn't have is... ♪
♪ Tone. ♪
585
00:26:29,692 --> 00:26:32,828
♪ Oh, I know you're thinking
what a crazy... ♪
586
00:26:32,895 --> 00:26:36,031
♪ Ding-a-ling. ♪
587
00:26:36,082 --> 00:26:37,732
♪ But I really couldn't... ♪
♪ Sing. ♪
588
00:26:37,784 --> 00:26:39,034
♪ I could never really... ♪
♪ Sing. ♪
589
00:26:39,085 --> 00:26:40,919
♪ What I couldn't do is... ♪
♪ Sing. ♪
590
00:26:41,004 --> 00:26:43,338
But what I lack in pitch,
591
00:26:43,406 --> 00:26:44,506
I sure make up in...
592
00:26:44,573 --> 00:26:46,208
♪ Power... ♪
593
00:26:46,259 --> 00:26:49,878
And all my friends say
I am perfect for the...
594
00:26:49,929 --> 00:26:52,080
♪ Shower! ♪
595
00:26:52,131 --> 00:26:54,216
♪ Still... I'm terrific at a... ♪
♪ Dance. ♪
596
00:26:54,267 --> 00:26:55,467
♪ 'Cause I'm messing up my... ♪
♪ Pants. ♪
597
00:26:55,551 --> 00:26:57,085
♪ I'm a birdie on the... ♪
♪ Wing. ♪
598
00:26:57,136 --> 00:26:58,470
♪ But if I begin to... ♪
♪ Chirp. ♪
599
00:26:58,554 --> 00:26:59,771
♪ They say who's the little... ♪
♪ Twerp. ♪
600
00:26:59,856 --> 00:27:01,640
♪ Going pong instead of... ♪
♪ Ping. ♪
601
00:27:01,724 --> 00:27:05,310
♪ And when Christmas comes,
and all my friends go... ♪
602
00:27:05,395 --> 00:27:08,947
♪ Caroling... ♪
603
00:27:09,032 --> 00:27:10,949
♪ It is so dishearten... ♪
♪ Ning. ♪
604
00:27:11,034 --> 00:27:12,150
♪ It is so disquiet... ♪
♪ Ting. ♪
605
00:27:12,235 --> 00:27:13,118
♪ It is so discourage... ♪
♪ Ging. ♪
606
00:27:13,202 --> 00:27:16,655
♪ Darling, please stop answer... ♪
♪ Ring. ♪
607
00:27:16,739 --> 00:27:18,206
♪ See, I really couldn't... ♪
♪ Sing. ♪
608
00:27:18,229 --> 00:27:19,556
♪ I could never really... ♪
♪ Sing. ♪
609
00:27:19,575 --> 00:27:20,993
♪ What I couldn't do is ♪
610
00:27:21,077 --> 00:27:23,795
♪ Do re mi fa so la to do,
do re mi fa so la ti do... ♪
611
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:25,113
♪ La... ♪
♪ La... ♪
612
00:27:25,164 --> 00:27:25,998
♪ La... ♪
613
00:27:26,082 --> 00:27:27,215
♪ La... ♪
614
00:27:27,283 --> 00:27:31,053
♪ Sing, sing, sing,
sing, sing, sing... ♪
615
00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:33,472
♪ Sing! ♪
616
00:27:37,910 --> 00:27:39,127
Wow!
617
00:27:39,178 --> 00:27:42,014
Now, that is a duet!
618
00:27:42,081 --> 00:27:44,016
Thank you, Tina,
for introducing us
619
00:27:44,100 --> 00:27:46,616
to the amazing voice
of Mike Chang!
620
00:27:47,654 --> 00:27:48,470
That was good.
621
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:58,146
You tried to kiss her?
Major Glee party foul, dude.
622
00:27:58,197 --> 00:28:00,699
Look, I know I shouldn't have.
623
00:28:00,783 --> 00:28:03,618
She was just sending
me these vibes.
624
00:28:03,670 --> 00:28:05,292
And those eyes.
625
00:28:06,990 --> 00:28:09,207
Hey, Quinn, can we talk?
626
00:28:09,292 --> 00:28:12,044
- What do you want to talk about?
- About Sam. I... I heard
627
00:28:12,128 --> 00:28:14,713
that you backed out of
doing the duet with him.
628
00:28:14,797 --> 00:28:16,348
Maybe it's for the best
she backed out.
629
00:28:16,432 --> 00:28:18,467
I mean, if that Puckerman kid
ever gets out of jail,
630
00:28:18,518 --> 00:28:20,052
he's gonna beat my ass.
631
00:28:20,136 --> 00:28:21,219
I'm sure you still have
feelings for her, too.
632
00:28:21,304 --> 00:28:23,221
No, no, no way.
I'm with Rachel now.
633
00:28:23,306 --> 00:28:25,307
I mean, she's a lot
shorter than Quinn
634
00:28:25,358 --> 00:28:28,026
and she talks a lot,
but I'm in love with her.
635
00:28:28,111 --> 00:28:30,112
Look, th... This isn't
about dating, dude.
636
00:28:30,179 --> 00:28:31,563
This is about you
singing with Quinn
637
00:28:31,647 --> 00:28:33,281
to raise your musical rep
in the group.
638
00:28:33,349 --> 00:28:36,985
Look, I understand that your reputation
is important to you, but...
639
00:28:37,036 --> 00:28:39,571
Wouldn't you want to do
whatever it takes to be on top
640
00:28:39,655 --> 00:28:41,689
of the proverbial pyramid in
every aspect of your life?
641
00:28:41,741 --> 00:28:43,575
Singing with Sam
won't change that.
642
00:28:43,659 --> 00:28:45,077
Oh, but winning
the competition will.
643
00:28:45,161 --> 00:28:47,529
And partnering with Sam is
really your only shot at it.
644
00:28:50,216 --> 00:28:52,167
What's your angle?
645
00:28:52,218 --> 00:28:53,635
- Angle?
- What's your angle?
646
00:28:53,703 --> 00:28:55,036
Me winning means you losing,
647
00:28:55,088 --> 00:28:56,972
and you'll do whatever
it takes to make sure
648
00:28:57,039 --> 00:28:59,141
that doesn't happen,
so what is in it for you?
649
00:28:59,208 --> 00:29:00,592
Look, I agree.
650
00:29:00,660 --> 00:29:02,644
Okay? You're probably not
gonna beat Finn and I,
651
00:29:02,711 --> 00:29:04,379
but I just thought that,
652
00:29:04,430 --> 00:29:06,465
as the team captain,
it would be good for the team
653
00:29:06,532 --> 00:29:09,935
to have some healthy competition
for second place.
654
00:29:10,002 --> 00:29:12,387
Look, I'm not saying you're
gonna win, but I'm just saying
655
00:29:12,455 --> 00:29:13,905
that, you know,
even coming in second
656
00:29:13,990 --> 00:29:17,993
would go a long way with
the rest of the team.
657
00:29:18,060 --> 00:29:19,361
Hey.
658
00:29:19,412 --> 00:29:21,580
Listen, I was totally
out of line with you.
659
00:29:21,664 --> 00:29:23,448
I promise it won't
happen again,
660
00:29:23,533 --> 00:29:26,368
though you might have to wear
sunglasses whenever we're together.
661
00:29:26,419 --> 00:29:29,771
Good. Because we're gonna have to
spend a lot of time together practicing
662
00:29:29,839 --> 00:29:32,140
if we're gonna win
that dinner at Breadstix.
663
00:29:40,233 --> 00:29:42,818
♪ Oh, oh, yay... ♪
664
00:29:42,869 --> 00:29:44,152
Just like that.
665
00:29:45,655 --> 00:29:47,372
♪ Oh, oh, yay... ♪
666
00:29:48,825 --> 00:29:51,793
Tina used to make runs
look so easy, but...
667
00:29:51,861 --> 00:29:53,962
- I guess they aren't for everybody.
- Wait.
668
00:29:54,030 --> 00:29:56,832
♪ Oh, oh, yay... ♪
669
00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,351
Nailed it.
670
00:29:59,418 --> 00:30:02,337
I'm sorry, I can't do this.
671
00:30:02,388 --> 00:30:04,205
I just can't.
I'm sorry.
672
00:30:06,008 --> 00:30:09,111
Uh, why...
Why can't you do this?
673
00:30:09,178 --> 00:30:11,679
I thought I was
over somebody, but I...
674
00:30:11,731 --> 00:30:13,865
I still think
I have feelings for them.
675
00:30:13,950 --> 00:30:15,417
The Clintons?
676
00:30:15,485 --> 00:30:17,419
Tina.
677
00:30:17,487 --> 00:30:18,904
I'm sorry.
678
00:30:20,373 --> 00:30:22,274
Wait, don't leave.
679
00:30:23,692 --> 00:30:26,128
You want to get
over Tina, right?
680
00:30:34,670 --> 00:30:36,755
Let me help you.
681
00:30:41,710 --> 00:30:44,930
What are you...
What are you doing?
682
00:30:45,014 --> 00:30:47,732
I mean, you're on the
football team now anyways.
683
00:30:49,385 --> 00:30:50,735
So...
684
00:30:50,820 --> 00:30:54,105
We're gonna get around
to this at some point.
685
00:30:56,609 --> 00:30:57,943
Hold up.
686
00:31:01,831 --> 00:31:05,233
Am I about to lose
my virginity?
687
00:31:05,284 --> 00:31:08,420
Before our duet,
we're gonna do it.
688
00:31:20,788 --> 00:31:22,205
♪ Come give me... ♪
689
00:31:22,289 --> 00:31:23,957
♪ Oh... ♪
♪ your sweetness. ♪
690
00:31:24,008 --> 00:31:25,291
♪ Oh, oh... ♪
691
00:31:25,342 --> 00:31:27,710
♪ Now there's you,
there is no weakness. ♪
692
00:31:27,778 --> 00:31:29,596
♪ Now there's you,
there is no weakness. ♪
693
00:31:29,663 --> 00:31:32,265
♪ Lying safe within your arms, ♪
694
00:31:32,333 --> 00:31:34,166
♪ I'm born again... ♪
695
00:31:34,218 --> 00:31:38,304
♪ Woman, don't you know
with you I'm born again. ♪
696
00:31:38,355 --> 00:31:46,896
♪ I was half, not whole.
Instead with none. ♪
697
00:31:46,981 --> 00:31:55,955
♪ Reaching through this world
in need of one... ♪
698
00:31:56,023 --> 00:31:57,790
This isn't happening.
699
00:31:57,858 --> 00:32:02,695
♪ Come show me
your kindness. ♪
700
00:32:02,763 --> 00:32:06,916
♪ In your arms
I know I'll find this. ♪
701
00:32:07,001 --> 00:32:08,251
♪ Woman... ♪
702
00:32:08,335 --> 00:32:10,703
♪ Don't you know with you, ♪
703
00:32:10,754 --> 00:32:15,541
♪ I'm born again. ♪
704
00:32:17,094 --> 00:32:20,647
♪ Lying safe with you, ♪
705
00:32:20,714 --> 00:32:31,541
♪ I'm born a... gain... ♪
706
00:32:38,682 --> 00:32:40,183
Okay, do I even
need to say it?
707
00:32:40,267 --> 00:32:42,302
That was really rude.
708
00:32:42,353 --> 00:32:44,354
It was, like, really rude.
709
00:32:44,421 --> 00:32:47,023
I seriously wanted
to punch both of you.
710
00:32:47,091 --> 00:32:48,174
I have to agree.
711
00:32:48,225 --> 00:32:49,726
It's a great duet,
712
00:32:49,810 --> 00:32:52,278
but what you guys did with it was...
really inappropriate.
713
00:32:52,346 --> 00:32:55,481
Your costume choice
was a little insensitive.
714
00:32:55,549 --> 00:32:58,785
Frankly...
I'm disappointed.
715
00:32:58,852 --> 00:33:00,019
What?!
716
00:33:00,070 --> 00:33:01,654
Are you serious?
I'm...
717
00:33:01,705 --> 00:33:02,989
- Shocked.
- Shocked.
718
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:04,507
We're... We're shocked.
719
00:33:04,575 --> 00:33:07,593
I... I... I really hope that this
doesn't cost us the competition.
720
00:33:07,661 --> 00:33:08,661
- Yeah, uh...
- Hey.
721
00:33:08,712 --> 00:33:10,079
Let's sit down.
Come.
722
00:33:10,164 --> 00:33:11,864
Well,
723
00:33:11,915 --> 00:33:14,500
getting back on track,
who's next?
724
00:33:14,551 --> 00:33:16,386
All right.
725
00:33:19,873 --> 00:33:23,810
Okay, I just want to say
I'm really excited,
726
00:33:23,877 --> 00:33:25,511
and that
727
00:33:25,562 --> 00:33:27,764
I couldn't have asked
for a better partner.
728
00:33:33,987 --> 00:33:35,605
♪ Do you hear me? ♪
729
00:33:35,689 --> 00:33:38,908
♪ I'm talking to you
across the water. ♪
730
00:33:38,992 --> 00:33:42,445
♪ Across the deep blue ocean, ♪
731
00:33:42,529 --> 00:33:44,947
♪ under the open sky. ♪
732
00:33:45,032 --> 00:33:48,418
♪ Oh, my, baby, I'm trying. ♪
733
00:33:48,502 --> 00:33:52,171
♪ Boy, I hear you
in my dreams. ♪
734
00:33:52,239 --> 00:33:55,758
♪ I feel your whisper
across the sea. ♪
735
00:33:55,843 --> 00:33:59,512
♪ I keep you with me
in my heart. ♪
736
00:33:59,579 --> 00:34:04,016
♪ You make it easier
when life gets hard. ♪
737
00:34:04,084 --> 00:34:08,254
♪ I'm lucky I'm in love
with my best friend. ♪
738
00:34:08,305 --> 00:34:12,058
♪ Lucky to have been
where I have been. ♪
739
00:34:12,109 --> 00:34:18,865
♪ Lucky to be
coming home again. ♪
740
00:34:18,932 --> 00:34:22,368
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪
741
00:34:22,436 --> 00:34:26,239
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh... ♪
742
00:34:26,290 --> 00:34:28,574
♪ They don't know... ♪
♪ They don't know... ♪
743
00:34:28,625 --> 00:34:30,493
♪ How long it takes... ♪
♪ How long it takes... ♪
744
00:34:30,577 --> 00:34:33,379
♪ Waiting for love like this. ♪
745
00:34:33,447 --> 00:34:34,714
♪ Every time... ♪
746
00:34:34,781 --> 00:34:36,666
♪ Every time... ♪
♪ We say good-bye... ♪
747
00:34:36,750 --> 00:34:37,950
♪ We say good-bye... ♪
748
00:34:38,001 --> 00:34:40,953
♪ I wish we had one more kiss. ♪
749
00:34:41,004 --> 00:34:44,173
♪ I'll wait for you,
I promise you, ♪
750
00:34:44,258 --> 00:34:47,460
♪ I will... ♪
751
00:34:47,511 --> 00:34:49,262
♪ I'm... ♪
752
00:34:49,313 --> 00:34:52,598
♪ Lucky I'm in love with my best friend. ♪
753
00:34:52,649 --> 00:34:56,569
♪ Lucky to have been
where I have been. ♪
754
00:34:56,636 --> 00:35:02,975
♪ Lucky to be
coming home some day. ♪
755
00:35:03,026 --> 00:35:07,363
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪
756
00:35:07,448 --> 00:35:11,150
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh... ♪
757
00:35:11,218 --> 00:35:12,818
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh... ♪
758
00:35:12,870 --> 00:35:16,038
So frickin' charming.
759
00:35:16,123 --> 00:35:19,842
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪
760
00:35:30,150 --> 00:35:32,284
You're...
You're breaking up with me?
761
00:35:32,352 --> 00:35:35,104
All you wanted was a free dinner
at Breadstix.
762
00:35:35,171 --> 00:35:38,123
But I really wanted
to go with you.
763
00:35:38,208 --> 00:35:39,742
I was going to order us
764
00:35:39,793 --> 00:35:41,493
one really, really long
piece of spaghetti
765
00:35:41,578 --> 00:35:43,629
like in Lady and the Tramp.
766
00:35:43,713 --> 00:35:46,448
I've been practicing
nudging the meatballs
767
00:35:46,499 --> 00:35:48,667
across the table with my nose.
768
00:35:48,752 --> 00:35:51,787
You used me for my voice.
769
00:35:51,855 --> 00:35:53,722
That's the only reason
you had sex with me.
770
00:35:53,790 --> 00:35:55,090
I have it on good authority.
771
00:35:55,141 --> 00:35:56,508
She's using you
for your voice.
772
00:35:56,593 --> 00:35:58,093
That's the only reason
she had sex with you.
773
00:35:58,144 --> 00:35:59,311
Wait. How did you know that?
774
00:35:59,395 --> 00:36:01,563
Hi. Excuse me.
Do you know Brittany?
775
00:36:01,631 --> 00:36:02,815
Cheerios! Brittany?
776
00:36:02,882 --> 00:36:04,850
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah. We had sex.
777
00:36:04,934 --> 00:36:07,519
Hmm. Look,
I don't mean to be a bitch...
778
00:36:07,604 --> 00:36:09,238
Well, yeah, actually, I do...
779
00:36:09,305 --> 00:36:11,607
But the only thing
that you can give Brittany
780
00:36:11,658 --> 00:36:13,642
that she can't get
somwhere else
781
00:36:13,693 --> 00:36:16,578
is super choice parking.
782
00:36:16,646 --> 00:36:19,381
I know that sex
doesn't mean anything to you,
783
00:36:19,449 --> 00:36:22,785
but did you ever think
how much it means to me?
784
00:36:22,852 --> 00:36:25,254
After my accident,
785
00:36:25,321 --> 00:36:28,674
we didn't know if I'd ever
be able even to do that.
786
00:36:28,758 --> 00:36:30,759
And when I found out
that I could,
787
00:36:30,827 --> 00:36:32,594
it seemed like
some kind of miracle,
788
00:36:32,662 --> 00:36:35,030
and you just walked
all over that.
789
00:36:35,098 --> 00:36:37,549
You're not my
partner anymore.
790
00:36:37,617 --> 00:36:40,619
I told Mr. Shue I'm pulling out
of the duet competition.
791
00:36:40,687 --> 00:36:42,387
Artie, I didn't know.
I'm...
792
00:36:42,472 --> 00:36:44,439
I'm so sorry.
793
00:36:53,967 --> 00:36:57,285
Okay, since Artie
and Brittany have dropped
794
00:36:57,337 --> 00:37:00,222
out of the race, I guess it's
time to take it to a vote.
795
00:37:15,972 --> 00:37:18,524
Well, even though
it looks like
796
00:37:18,608 --> 00:37:20,592
just about everyone voted
for themselves...
797
00:37:20,660 --> 00:37:21,977
Even those who didn't compete...
798
00:37:22,028 --> 00:37:23,328
We do have a winner.
799
00:37:26,833 --> 00:37:28,717
And the winner is...
800
00:37:32,255 --> 00:37:33,222
By two votes...
801
00:37:34,924 --> 00:37:35,674
Sam and Quinn.
802
00:37:35,758 --> 00:37:37,309
- What?
- What?
803
00:37:37,393 --> 00:37:38,844
Screw that!
I want my stix!
804
00:37:38,928 --> 00:37:40,262
Ooh, let it go.
Let go. Let it go!
805
00:37:40,313 --> 00:37:41,847
Unbelievable.
806
00:37:41,931 --> 00:37:43,849
It was mine! No, I don't
know how this happened.
807
00:37:43,933 --> 00:37:45,300
Son.
808
00:37:45,351 --> 00:37:46,768
Unbelievable.
809
00:37:48,638 --> 00:37:50,022
This is so not a date.
810
00:37:50,106 --> 00:37:52,441
We did it, babe.
811
00:37:54,177 --> 00:37:57,079
Hey, I had something
I wanted to talk to you about.
812
00:37:57,146 --> 00:37:58,647
Oh, please not
another pregnancy.
813
00:37:58,698 --> 00:38:03,652
I think that you and I are a
little bit more similar than you think.
814
00:38:03,703 --> 00:38:05,954
That's a terrible thing to say.
815
00:38:07,423 --> 00:38:09,708
I know you're lonely.
816
00:38:09,792 --> 00:38:13,445
I can't even imagine
how hard it must be
817
00:38:13,513 --> 00:38:16,281
to have feelings in high
school that you can't act on
818
00:38:16,349 --> 00:38:20,802
for fear of being humiliated,
ridiculed or worse.
819
00:38:20,870 --> 00:38:23,021
We're going to win
Nationals this year,
820
00:38:23,089 --> 00:38:25,607
and you know how
we're going to do that?
821
00:38:25,675 --> 00:38:27,225
Because we have you.
822
00:38:27,310 --> 00:38:30,145
That's true.
823
00:38:30,213 --> 00:38:32,314
That's twelve people
who love you just
824
00:38:32,382 --> 00:38:35,701
for being exactly
the way that you are.
825
00:38:35,768 --> 00:38:38,687
Look, I'm know
you're lonely, but...
826
00:38:38,738 --> 00:38:40,572
You're not alone.
827
00:38:42,742 --> 00:38:44,376
So, I was wondering
828
00:38:44,460 --> 00:38:47,696
if you would maybe want
to sing a duet with me?
829
00:38:47,747 --> 00:38:50,532
I think you'll be really
happy with my song selection.
830
00:38:50,583 --> 00:38:52,801
It's sort of everything
that both you and I love.
831
00:38:52,868 --> 00:38:54,920
But the, uh,
duet competition is over.
832
00:38:55,004 --> 00:38:56,555
I know.
I just...
833
00:38:56,639 --> 00:38:59,057
I thought this one
could be for me and you.
834
00:39:01,711 --> 00:39:04,012
You know, I hear they don't even
make these fresh.
835
00:39:04,063 --> 00:39:05,814
They fly them in frozen
from some factory
836
00:39:05,881 --> 00:39:07,332
in the Dominican Republic.
837
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:10,686
I once caught some pretty sweet
waves down in the Dominican.
838
00:39:10,737 --> 00:39:14,323
Hey, hey, hey.
839
00:39:14,390 --> 00:39:17,058
- Uh-uh.
- Come on.
840
00:39:17,110 --> 00:39:19,060
It's my Matthew McConaughey
impression... Come on.
841
00:39:19,112 --> 00:39:20,862
Does that work on the girls
where you're from?
842
00:39:20,913 --> 00:39:24,499
The impressions,
the bad jokes,
843
00:39:24,567 --> 00:39:26,818
the Nav'i?
844
00:39:26,886 --> 00:39:28,420
Uh, I don't know.
I don't know.
845
00:39:28,488 --> 00:39:29,988
I went to an all-boys
boarding school.
846
00:39:30,056 --> 00:39:32,090
Makes sense.
847
00:39:33,292 --> 00:39:35,327
It must be hard.
848
00:39:35,395 --> 00:39:38,463
I think if I went through
what you went through last year,
849
00:39:38,548 --> 00:39:41,133
I would have transferred
to a school on the moon
850
00:39:41,217 --> 00:39:42,718
or something,
out of embarrassment.
851
00:39:42,769 --> 00:39:45,137
Okay, that... That didn't
come out right. I mean,
852
00:39:45,221 --> 00:39:48,290
you're really brave
to come back like you have.
853
00:39:48,358 --> 00:39:50,108
I don't judge you or anything.
854
00:39:50,193 --> 00:39:53,378
I know what it's like
to have a...
855
00:39:53,446 --> 00:39:55,647
secret that you're ashamed of.
856
00:39:55,732 --> 00:39:59,651
Oh, holy crap.
So you...
857
00:39:59,736 --> 00:40:01,203
So you are gay?
858
00:40:01,270 --> 00:40:02,821
What?
859
00:40:02,905 --> 00:40:04,773
No. Not at all.
860
00:40:04,824 --> 00:40:06,742
When I found out
I was moving here,
861
00:40:06,793 --> 00:40:08,660
I wanted to seem cool, you know?
862
00:40:08,728 --> 00:40:11,380
Figured if I looked
like Swayze in Point Break,
863
00:40:11,447 --> 00:40:13,665
people might think
I was a surfer or something.
864
00:40:15,134 --> 00:40:16,518
I didn't think it
through very clearly.
865
00:40:16,586 --> 00:40:21,673
So...
I put lemon juice in my hair.
866
00:40:21,758 --> 00:40:24,426
I would have gotten away
with it, if it hadn't been
867
00:40:24,477 --> 00:40:26,011
for Kurt and his sixth sense.
868
00:40:31,150 --> 00:40:33,118
I think it looks cute.
869
00:40:33,186 --> 00:40:35,203
Really?
870
00:40:42,745 --> 00:40:44,112
What are you doing?
871
00:40:44,163 --> 00:40:45,263
We're not using that.
872
00:40:45,331 --> 00:40:46,581
You're paying.
873
00:40:46,649 --> 00:40:47,866
Why?
874
00:40:47,934 --> 00:40:51,703
Because a gentleman always
pays on the first date.
875
00:41:03,633 --> 00:41:06,885
♪ Forget your troubles... ♪
876
00:41:06,969 --> 00:41:08,186
♪ Happy days... ♪
877
00:41:08,271 --> 00:41:10,171
♪ Come on get happy... ♪
878
00:41:10,223 --> 00:41:12,007
♪ Are here again... ♪
879
00:41:12,075 --> 00:41:13,959
♪ You better chase... ♪
880
00:41:14,026 --> 00:41:16,278
♪ The skies... ♪
♪ All your cares away... ♪
881
00:41:16,345 --> 00:41:18,647
♪ Above are clear again... ♪
882
00:41:18,698 --> 00:41:20,232
♪ Shout hallelujah. ♪
883
00:41:20,316 --> 00:41:23,118
♪ So let's sing a song... ♪
884
00:41:23,185 --> 00:41:24,986
♪ Come on, get happy. ♪
885
00:41:25,037 --> 00:41:26,571
♪ Of cheer again... ♪
886
00:41:26,656 --> 00:41:28,623
♪ Get ready for the judgment day. ♪
887
00:41:28,691 --> 00:41:34,129
♪ Happy days are here again. ♪
888
00:41:34,196 --> 00:41:37,215
♪ The sun is shining, ♪
889
00:41:37,300 --> 00:41:39,251
♪ come on get happy. ♪
890
00:41:39,335 --> 00:41:40,719
♪ Shining now... ♪
891
00:41:40,803 --> 00:41:42,053
♪ The Lord is waiting... ♪
892
00:41:42,138 --> 00:41:44,623
♪ There's no one... ♪
893
00:41:44,690 --> 00:41:45,841
♪ To take your hand... ♪
894
00:41:45,892 --> 00:41:48,593
♪ Who can doubt it now. ♪
895
00:41:48,661 --> 00:41:50,345
♪ Shout hallelujah... ♪
896
00:41:50,396 --> 00:41:52,180
♪ So let's tell the world... ♪
897
00:41:52,231 --> 00:41:53,398
♪ And just get happy. ♪
898
00:41:53,483 --> 00:41:55,383
♪ About it now. ♪
899
00:41:55,434 --> 00:41:56,384
♪ We're going... ♪
900
00:41:56,435 --> 00:41:57,886
♪ Happy days... ♪
901
00:41:57,954 --> 00:41:59,721
♪ To the promised land... ♪
902
00:41:59,772 --> 00:42:03,325
♪ Are here again. ♪
903
00:42:03,392 --> 00:42:06,394
♪ We're heading across the river. ♪
904
00:42:06,445 --> 00:42:10,448
♪ Soon your cares
will all be gone. ♪
905
00:42:10,533 --> 00:42:16,938
♪ They'll be no more from now on. ♪
906
00:42:17,006 --> 00:42:21,042
♪ From now on... ♪
907
00:42:21,093 --> 00:42:22,594
♪ Forget your troubles... ♪
908
00:42:22,678 --> 00:42:24,296
♪ Oh, happy days... ♪
909
00:42:24,380 --> 00:42:26,414
♪ And just get happy. ♪
910
00:42:26,465 --> 00:42:28,249
♪ Are here again. ♪
911
00:42:28,301 --> 00:42:29,518
♪ You better chase... ♪
912
00:42:29,585 --> 00:42:31,085
♪ The skies... ♪
913
00:42:31,137 --> 00:42:32,420
♪ All your blues away. ♪
914
00:42:32,471 --> 00:42:35,974
♪ Above are clear again. ♪
915
00:42:36,058 --> 00:42:37,192
♪ Shout hallelujah... ♪
916
00:42:37,259 --> 00:42:39,277
♪ So let's sing a song... ♪
917
00:42:39,362 --> 00:42:41,863
♪ And just get happy. ♪
918
00:42:41,931 --> 00:42:44,533
♪ Of cheer again. ♪
919
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:46,368
♪ Happy times... ♪
920
00:42:46,435 --> 00:42:47,769
♪ Happy times... ♪
921
00:42:47,820 --> 00:42:49,037
♪ Happy nights... ♪
922
00:42:49,104 --> 00:42:51,272
♪ Happy nights... ♪
923
00:42:51,324 --> 00:42:53,458
♪ Happy days... ♪
924
00:42:53,543 --> 00:42:58,580
♪ Are... here... again! ♪
925
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:10,000
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