1 00:00:02,102 --> 00:00:04,536 So here's what you missed on Glee. Tina dumped Artie for Mike Chang. 2 00:00:04,604 --> 00:00:07,903 This new kid Sam has a great voice. Finn heard him sing in the shower. 3 00:00:07,974 --> 00:00:10,067 And we'd like to talk to you about Glee Club. 4 00:00:10,143 --> 00:00:12,577 Finn thought Kurt was trying to look at him in the shower, so he called him a name... 5 00:00:12,645 --> 00:00:14,408 which totally got him chewed out by Kurt's dad. 6 00:00:14,481 --> 00:00:16,449 Everyone should start taking baths. 7 00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:18,450 And that's what you missed on Glee. 8 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:24,957 All right, let's, uh- let's gather round. 9 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:28,586 Sorry I'm late, guys. I was with Principal Figgins. 10 00:00:29,796 --> 00:00:32,264 Bad news, guys. Puckerman's in juvie. 11 00:00:32,332 --> 00:00:35,460 - It really was just a matter of time. - What did he do? 12 00:00:35,535 --> 00:00:37,230 He drove his mom's Volvo... 13 00:00:37,303 --> 00:00:39,999 through the front of a convenience store, and drove off with the ATM. 14 00:00:41,474 --> 00:00:43,704 - A-And when is he getting out? - Unknown. 15 00:00:43,777 --> 00:00:46,177 He might be the dumbest person on this planet, and that's coming from me. 16 00:00:46,246 --> 00:00:49,807 - Guys! Let's have some sympathy. - For a guy who put his needs before the team's? 17 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:52,443 We need his voice, and his bad-boy stage presence. 18 00:00:52,519 --> 00:00:55,010 We can't look at this as a crisis. 19 00:00:55,088 --> 00:00:57,022 - It's an opportunity. - For what? 20 00:00:57,090 --> 00:00:59,081 Further embarrassment and humiliation? 21 00:00:59,159 --> 00:01:03,118 For welcoming our new member, Sam Evans! 22 00:01:03,196 --> 00:01:06,529 - There he is. - How's it going? Hey, everybody. 23 00:01:06,599 --> 00:01:09,500 I'm Sam. Sam I am. 24 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:11,469 And I don't like green eggs and ham. 25 00:01:12,272 --> 00:01:14,536 Oh, wow. He has no game. 26 00:01:14,607 --> 00:01:17,667 Okay! This is gonna be great. You're not going to regret joining, Sam. 27 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:20,212 - Oh, good. - Sam. Sit right here. 28 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:22,646 All right. Question for the group. 29 00:01:22,715 --> 00:01:25,616 - What's a duet? - A blanket. 30 00:01:25,685 --> 00:01:29,018 A duet is when two voices join to become one. 31 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:32,320 Great duets are like a great marriage. 32 00:01:32,392 --> 00:01:34,986 The singers complement each other, push each other to be better. 33 00:01:35,061 --> 00:01:38,394 - Now, some people- - Psst. He's on "team gay." 34 00:01:38,465 --> 00:01:42,561 No straight boy dyes his hair to look like Linda Evangelista circa 1993. 35 00:01:42,635 --> 00:01:45,001 You're crazy, circa 2010. 36 00:01:45,071 --> 00:01:47,972 And that is what duets are all about. 37 00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:51,067 So, this week I want you to pair up and sing a duet. 38 00:01:51,144 --> 00:01:55,547 And since you guys all seemed to love our little "Defying Gravity" diva-off... 39 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:57,810 I'm making this a competition. 40 00:01:58,651 --> 00:01:59,982 What's the winner get? 41 00:02:00,053 --> 00:02:01,520 Dinner for two, on me... 44 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,258 - It'll be a religious experience. - I love this idea. 45 00:02:09,329 --> 00:02:12,127 - You have not had Breadsticks yet. - Who you gonna sing with, Kurt? 46 00:02:12,198 --> 00:02:15,224 I love Breadsticks! 47 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:26,704 - Hi. I'm Kurt Hummel. - Hey. 48 00:02:26,779 --> 00:02:28,872 I just wanted to personally welcome you to the Glee Club. 49 00:02:28,948 --> 00:02:31,178 Thanks. 50 00:02:32,118 --> 00:02:34,678 Just tell me. 51 00:02:34,754 --> 00:02:37,848 Look. Maybe at your old school you could get away... 52 00:02:37,924 --> 00:02:40,119 with the whole "I just stayed in the sun all summer" excuse... 53 00:02:40,193 --> 00:02:41,626 but I have three gifts- 54 00:02:41,694 --> 00:02:44,925 my voice, my ability to spot trends in men's fashion... 55 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:47,796 and my ability to know when it comes from a bottle. 56 00:02:47,867 --> 00:02:50,529 - I don't dye my hair, dude. - Yes, you do. 57 00:02:50,603 --> 00:02:52,468 But it's just between friends. That's not natural. 58 00:02:52,539 --> 00:02:56,066 I'm gonna go, 'cause you're kinda freaking me out. 59 00:02:57,277 --> 00:03:00,405 Wait, wait. Maybe my instincts were a little off. 60 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:01,777 Let me make it up to you. 61 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:03,907 Team up with me for the duet competition. 62 00:03:03,983 --> 00:03:06,543 Unless you team up with Rachel, I am your best bet at winning. 63 00:03:06,619 --> 00:03:09,144 Aren't duets supposed to be between, like, a girl and a guy? 64 00:03:09,222 --> 00:03:11,656 Well, Gene Kelly and Donald O'Connor would protest. 65 00:03:11,724 --> 00:03:13,624 - "Make 'Em Laugh"? - Sorry. 66 00:03:13,693 --> 00:03:15,627 Singin'in the Rain. 1952. 67 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:17,993 - Nothin'. Okay, maybe you are straight. - What? 68 00:03:18,064 --> 00:03:20,794 Nothing. Rent it and then look up the menu for Breadsticks online... 69 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:22,664 and call me, because we are gonna win this. 70 00:03:33,413 --> 00:03:35,745 I love your sweet lady kisses. 71 00:03:35,815 --> 00:03:38,807 Mm-hmm. It's a nice break from all that scissoring. 72 00:03:39,852 --> 00:03:41,843 We should do a duet together. 73 00:03:41,921 --> 00:03:44,651 We should sing Melissa Etheridge's "Come To My Window." 74 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:47,750 First of all, there's a lot of talking going on... 75 00:03:47,827 --> 00:03:49,761 and I wants to get my mack on. 76 00:03:49,829 --> 00:03:51,490 Well, I don't know, I just- 77 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:53,759 Okay, second of all, I'm not making out with you... 78 00:03:53,833 --> 00:03:56,859 because I'm in love with you and want to sing about making lady babies. 79 00:03:56,936 --> 00:04:00,702 I'm only here because Puck's been in the slammer 12 hours, and I'm like a lizard. 80 00:04:00,773 --> 00:04:03,640 I need something warm beneath me, or I can't digest my food. 81 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:06,543 But who are you going to sing a duet with? 82 00:04:08,047 --> 00:04:10,709 Why would I wanna do a duet with you? We can't stand each other. 83 00:04:10,783 --> 00:04:13,513 Look, Weezy, I realize I've tried to punch you a couple times... 84 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:16,384 and sometimes, when you're not looking, I put weird things in your food. 85 00:04:16,456 --> 00:04:19,550 But it's a new year. And you and I are the best singers at this school. 86 00:04:19,626 --> 00:04:22,322 I don't get the big deal. It's just a free trip to Breadsticks. 87 00:04:22,395 --> 00:04:25,796 I'm sorry. Have you been to Breadsticks? 88 00:04:25,865 --> 00:04:29,665 They are legally forbidden to stop bringing you breadsticks. 89 00:04:29,736 --> 00:04:31,636 One time, I brought a wheelbarrow... 90 00:04:31,704 --> 00:04:34,195 and when the manager tried to stop me from filling it up... 91 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,640 I called the corporate office and got her fired. 92 00:04:37,810 --> 00:04:40,574 Well, I guess our voices do sorta go together. 93 00:04:40,647 --> 00:04:42,046 Mm-hmm. That's right, girl. 94 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,639 So if we do a duet together... 95 00:04:43,716 --> 00:04:46,583 we will be the undisputed top bitches at this school. 96 00:04:51,157 --> 00:04:53,182 - You can't do this to him. - You're overreacting. 97 00:04:53,259 --> 00:04:55,523 If he sings with you, you're painting a bull's-eye on his back. 98 00:04:55,595 --> 00:04:57,529 Once again, your closeted homophobia... 99 00:04:57,597 --> 00:04:59,929 seeps to the surface like the contents of a cracked cesspool. 100 00:04:59,999 --> 00:05:02,832 Don't give me that. I know I shouldn't have used that word in your basement... 101 00:05:02,902 --> 00:05:05,370 but it's not like you were innocent. 102 00:05:05,438 --> 00:05:07,338 I really like you, Kurt. 103 00:05:07,407 --> 00:05:11,400 But the fact of the matter is, the way you were all over me last year- 104 00:05:11,477 --> 00:05:14,241 If I did that to a girl, she'd take out a restraining order. 105 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,714 You have issues with me being gay. I get it. 106 00:05:16,783 --> 00:05:18,341 No, actually, I don't. 107 00:05:18,418 --> 00:05:22,616 I have issues with the fact that you don't understand that no means no. 108 00:05:24,457 --> 00:05:26,982 I just want to sing with him. 109 00:05:28,494 --> 00:05:31,361 Then you don't give a damn about any of us. 110 00:05:31,431 --> 00:05:34,889 If he sings with you, I guarantee, within a week... 111 00:05:34,967 --> 00:05:38,368 he'll take so much crap, he'll have to quit Glee Club. 112 00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:40,969 Your call, dude. 113 00:05:56,889 --> 00:06:00,052 # Don't go breakin' my heart # 114 00:06:00,126 --> 00:06:03,357 # I couldn't if I tried # 115 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:07,458 # Oh, honey, if I get restless # 116 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:10,263 # Baby, you're not that kind # 117 00:06:13,072 --> 00:06:15,131 # Don't go breakin' my heart # 118 00:06:16,676 --> 00:06:19,406 # You take the weight off of me # 119 00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:23,944 # Oh, honey when you knock on my door # 120 00:06:24,016 --> 00:06:26,814 # Ooh, I gave you my key # 121 00:06:29,188 --> 00:06:30,985 # Ooh-hoo # 122 00:06:31,858 --> 00:06:34,190 # Nobody knows it # 123 00:06:36,662 --> 00:06:39,995 - # But when I was down # - # I was your clown # 124 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:41,761 # Ooh-hoo # 125 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:44,627 # Nobody knows it # 126 00:06:44,704 --> 00:06:47,332 # Nobody knows it # 127 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:48,999 # But right from the start # 128 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:50,872 # I gave you my heart # 129 00:06:50,943 --> 00:06:53,537 # Ohh-ohh # 130 00:06:53,613 --> 00:06:56,673 # I gave you my heart # 131 00:06:59,118 --> 00:07:00,608 # Don't go breakin' my heart # 132 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:04,352 # I won't go breakin' your heart # 133 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:07,621 # Don't go breakin' my Don't go breakin' my # 134 00:07:07,693 --> 00:07:11,390 # Don't go breakin' my heart Don't go breakin' my # 135 00:07:11,464 --> 00:07:14,592 # Don't go breakin' my heart # 136 00:07:14,667 --> 00:07:19,161 # Ohh, ohh-ohh Ohh-ohh, ohh # 137 00:07:19,238 --> 00:07:22,537 # Yeah ## 138 00:07:25,778 --> 00:07:28,872 We're totally gonna win this thing. 139 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:30,939 Yeah, I know. 140 00:07:33,619 --> 00:07:35,712 Well, don't be sad. 141 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:39,224 I mean, Breadsticks has these vegan meatballs. They're- They're okay. 142 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:40,987 I'm not really a nice person. 143 00:07:42,562 --> 00:07:44,086 I'm selfish. 144 00:07:48,534 --> 00:07:51,526 I'm only really generous if there's something in it for me. 145 00:07:51,604 --> 00:07:53,504 Yeah, but I still like you. 146 00:07:53,573 --> 00:07:57,634 But you, you're so kind a-and open. 147 00:07:59,912 --> 00:08:03,313 Well, it's made me want to be a better person. 148 00:08:06,452 --> 00:08:09,751 - We have to throw the competition. - But I love Breadsticks. 149 00:08:09,822 --> 00:08:14,054 No, if we wanna win at nationals, then Sam has to win this contest. 150 00:08:14,126 --> 00:08:19,462 He has to feel like he belongs, and the team has to believe in him. 151 00:08:19,532 --> 00:08:23,195 Wow, Rachel, I've never seen you like this. I'm kind of impressed. 152 00:08:24,470 --> 00:08:27,928 Well, like I said, you inspired me. 153 00:08:32,211 --> 00:08:34,907 But technically, you're doing this because it'll help us win nationals... 154 00:08:34,981 --> 00:08:37,142 which means there's something in it for you... 155 00:08:37,216 --> 00:08:39,582 so it doesn't really count as you doing something nice. 156 00:08:39,652 --> 00:08:42,621 I'm just gonna ignore what you just said, repeat what I said before- 157 00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:46,624 We have to find a way for me to lose the singing competition so the new kid sticks around. 158 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:48,557 - Right. - Good. 159 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,266 - I don't want to do it. - We're duet partners. You have to sing. 160 00:08:55,334 --> 00:08:56,995 I don't even know if I can sing. 161 00:08:57,069 --> 00:08:59,003 Everyone knows I'm here to do one thing- dance. 162 00:08:59,071 --> 00:09:01,801 - You sing and I'll dance around you. - No, no. We're singing together. 163 00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:04,138 We are gonna win that dinner at Breadsticks... 164 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:06,508 and then we can finally have a normal night out. 165 00:09:06,579 --> 00:09:08,604 Normal? What do you mean? 166 00:09:08,681 --> 00:09:10,342 We went out last night. 167 00:09:10,416 --> 00:09:12,281 For dim sum. With your mom. 168 00:09:12,351 --> 00:09:14,649 All we ever do is get dim sum with your mom! 169 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:16,085 Here we go. 170 00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:20,115 Hi. 171 00:09:20,192 --> 00:09:23,252 So, I just want you to know I'm really into you. 172 00:09:24,530 --> 00:09:26,191 Okay. 173 00:09:26,265 --> 00:09:29,701 Sorry, I'm... just a little confused. 174 00:09:29,769 --> 00:09:31,862 You've never even made eye contact with me. 175 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:35,374 I know. For a while, I thought you were a robot. 176 00:09:35,441 --> 00:09:38,433 I'm not saying that steamed pork knuckles aren't delicious. 177 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:41,537 I'm just saying that at Breadsticks they have bottomless salad bowls. 178 00:09:41,614 --> 00:09:44,048 They refill your salad until you leave or pass out. 179 00:09:44,116 --> 00:09:47,142 You can get salad at dim sum. My mom got salad last night. 180 00:09:47,219 --> 00:09:50,677 There were chicken feet in it. It was a chicken feet salad. 181 00:09:50,756 --> 00:09:54,988 All I want is a normal salad that doesn't have chicken feet in it! 182 00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:56,961 So, let me get this straight. 183 00:09:57,029 --> 00:10:00,260 You want to be my girlfriend... 184 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:03,632 because you like the idea of... 185 00:10:04,904 --> 00:10:06,394 wheeling me around? 186 00:10:06,472 --> 00:10:09,635 I just really want to get you in a stroller. 187 00:10:09,709 --> 00:10:12,542 - You're not listening to me. - You don't care about my needs! 188 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,307 Shh! 189 00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:16,712 We're fighting a lot. 190 00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:19,512 We should go to Asian couples therapy. 191 00:10:19,585 --> 00:10:22,486 Why does the couples therapy have to be Asian? 192 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:24,921 So, I get to tell everybody that we're dating? 193 00:10:24,991 --> 00:10:28,222 Yes. And I get a duet partner. 194 00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:37,832 - I don't see the big deal. 195 00:10:37,903 --> 00:10:41,566 He e-mailed me, like, 60 MP3s of him singing, and I thought it was Faith Hill. 196 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,370 The kid's good. 197 00:10:43,442 --> 00:10:45,740 Look, this isn't about how good Kurt is. 198 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:50,373 Being in Glee Club is like- 199 00:10:50,449 --> 00:10:54,112 It's like walking down the double yellow lines of a highway. 200 00:10:54,186 --> 00:10:57,053 If you get just a little off course, you're gonna get crushed. 201 00:10:57,123 --> 00:11:00,422 I gotta be honest. You're kind of confusing my head right now. 202 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,825 I mean, do you remember what you said... 203 00:11:02,895 --> 00:11:05,363 when you talked me into joining Glee Club? 204 00:11:05,431 --> 00:11:07,365 Nationals are in New York City. 205 00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:11,096 Can you imagine what it's gonna be like coming home with that first-place trophy? 206 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:14,571 Most of the kids in this town have never even seen the ocean. 207 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:16,801 We'll be gods. 208 00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:21,074 I joined up because I'm new here and you said it would make me popular... 209 00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:22,978 and now you're telling me it's gonna get me killed. 210 00:11:23,049 --> 00:11:25,779 Well, eventually you're gonna get popular from it, believe me... 211 00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:29,548 but until then, you gotta lay low a little bit. 212 00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:32,090 And singing a duet with another dude is not laying low. 213 00:11:32,158 --> 00:11:34,991 I didn't realize you had a problem with gay dudes. 214 00:11:35,061 --> 00:11:36,961 I don't have a problem with gay dudes. 215 00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:39,657 Everyone else does, and we're living in their world. 216 00:11:39,732 --> 00:11:44,169 And in their world, you singing a duet with Kurt is a death sentence. 217 00:11:46,405 --> 00:11:49,238 Well, I gave him my word. 218 00:11:50,976 --> 00:11:53,240 In my world, that's that. 219 00:11:58,584 --> 00:12:01,576 - Boom! - Welcome to Glee Club, lady lips. 220 00:12:08,694 --> 00:12:11,424 The blueberry flavor is the worst... 221 00:12:11,497 --> 00:12:13,863 especially if it gets down your pants. 222 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:17,130 I looked like a creature out of Avatar down there when I got Slusheed. 223 00:12:19,205 --> 00:12:21,537 I saw Avatar, like, six times. 224 00:12:23,509 --> 00:12:24,806 Oh. 225 00:12:24,877 --> 00:12:27,437 Anyway, you'll get used to it. 226 00:12:28,881 --> 00:12:31,179 You're the head cheerleader. Why do you even bother? 227 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:33,275 I mean, you don't need Glee Club. 228 00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:36,985 I like to sing. 229 00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:38,887 And the fact is... 230 00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:42,121 those guys were pretty cool to me last year when I wasn't on top. 231 00:12:42,194 --> 00:12:45,891 What's the point of being popular when you can't do what you want? 232 00:12:45,965 --> 00:12:48,229 Lor menari. 233 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:52,203 It means you have pretty eyes. 234 00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:54,831 It's Na'vi. 235 00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:58,707 The Avatar language. Lor menari. 236 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,475 First course is served. 237 00:13:03,549 --> 00:13:06,518 Heart-healthy vegan carrot soup with whole grain croutons. 238 00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:08,712 And you'd better eat all of it. 239 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,222 Do you have any idea how hard it is to find saffron in this town? 240 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:14,191 Let me eat this at the table. 241 00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:17,491 You could make a plaster cast of my ass with the cushions from this couch. 242 00:13:17,563 --> 00:13:20,760 Absolutely not. I am in charge of your care from now on. 243 00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:22,562 You had a serious arrhythmia, Dad. 244 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:25,229 The doctors say you need to rest until your stress test. 245 00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:28,034 You're my stress test. 246 00:13:28,107 --> 00:13:31,167 Guess this means I can't get salt? 247 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,342 Chin up. 248 00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:38,944 What's up? How's school? 249 00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:43,284 It's fine, I guess. 250 00:13:45,624 --> 00:13:49,390 There's this new kid, Sam, in Glee Club. 251 00:13:49,461 --> 00:13:52,726 - He and I are singing a duet together. - Is that a problem? 252 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,566 Finn practically begged me not to. 253 00:13:56,635 --> 00:13:58,626 He said it'd ruin Sam's reputation. 254 00:13:58,704 --> 00:14:00,797 Well, this kid, Sam- 255 00:14:02,274 --> 00:14:04,367 You know, does he play for your team? 256 00:14:04,443 --> 00:14:07,037 - Undetermined. - Oh. 257 00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:09,546 Maybe Finn has a point. 258 00:14:09,615 --> 00:14:12,812 You're siding with him? After what he called me in our basement? 259 00:14:12,885 --> 00:14:16,286 I was talking to Carole, and you weren't totally honest with me. 260 00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:20,451 She told me that you had a crush on Finn, and you weren't afraid to show it. 261 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:23,051 - Is this true? - So a gay guy can't be friendly... 262 00:14:23,128 --> 00:14:24,891 to a straight guy without it being predatory? 263 00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:29,264 Most guys don't know how to deal with unwanted advances. 264 00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:31,235 So you're saying I shouldn't sing with this Sam guy... 265 00:14:31,303 --> 00:14:33,396 because it might upset a couple homophobes? 266 00:14:33,472 --> 00:14:35,599 I thought you said no one pushes the Hummels around. 267 00:14:36,842 --> 00:14:39,140 No one does. I'm not saying that. 268 00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:41,975 I'm saying that maybe it's you... 269 00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:44,481 who's pushing this kid Sam around... 270 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:47,417 trying to take advantage of him because you're interested in him. 271 00:14:47,486 --> 00:14:50,182 Dad, you have no idea what it's like. 272 00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:54,124 I am the only openly gay kid at school, in this town. 273 00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:57,321 Why can't I walk hand in hand down the hall with a person that I like? 274 00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:59,489 Why can't I slow-dance at my prom? 275 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,095 Come here. 276 00:15:08,207 --> 00:15:11,904 You think I don't want those things for you? I do. 277 00:15:11,977 --> 00:15:14,445 You know, until you find somebody... 278 00:15:14,513 --> 00:15:19,507 as open and as brave as you... 279 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:22,577 you're just gonna have to get used to going it alone. 280 00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:35,996 # When I was a little girl # 281 00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:38,502 # I had a rag doll # 282 00:15:39,471 --> 00:15:42,304 # Only doll I've ever owned # 283 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:50,576 # Now I love you just the way I loved that rag doll # 284 00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:54,847 # But only now my love has grown # 285 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:57,514 # And it gets stronger # 286 00:15:57,589 --> 00:16:00,387 # In every way # 287 00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:03,553 # And it gets higher # 288 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:06,860 # Day by day # 289 00:16:06,932 --> 00:16:12,871 # Do I love you My, oh, my # 290 00:16:12,938 --> 00:16:16,339 # River deep, mountain high # 291 00:16:16,408 --> 00:16:18,501 # Yeah, yeah, yeah # 292 00:16:18,577 --> 00:16:23,947 # If I lost you, would I cry # 293 00:16:24,016 --> 00:16:27,349 # Oh, how I love you, baby # 294 00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:31,219 # Baby, baby, baby # 295 00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:43,033 # I love you, baby like a flower loves the spring # 296 00:16:43,102 --> 00:16:48,267 # And I love you, baby like a robin loves to sing # 297 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:54,404 # And I love you, baby like a schoolboy loves his bag # 298 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:59,918 # And I love you, baby river deep, mountain high # 299 00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:03,712 # Oh, baby # 300 00:17:03,789 --> 00:17:06,257 # Oh, baby # 301 00:17:06,325 --> 00:17:08,987 # Oh, baby # 302 00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:10,085 # Ooh-ooh-ooh # 303 00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:11,959 # Ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah # 304 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:17,128 # Yeah-eah # ## 305 00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:19,295 # Do I love you # 306 00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:22,738 # My, oh, my, yeah # 307 00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:28,440 # River deep, mountain high Yeah, yeah, yeah # 308 00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:34,248 # If I lost you, would I cry # 309 00:17:34,319 --> 00:17:40,815 # Oh, how I love you, baby Baby, baby, baby ## 310 00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:47,862 - Whoo! 311 00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:49,525 Again, again, again! 312 00:17:49,601 --> 00:17:52,764 Ladies, nice work. 313 00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:54,772 What an incredible song. 314 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:57,673 And just so you know, I've already bought custom bibs... 315 00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:59,768 for me and Mercedes here. 316 00:17:59,845 --> 00:18:02,780 You know why? 'Cause we's be goin'... 317 00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:04,941 To Breadsticks. 318 00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:07,178 Oh-ho-ho! You hear that, guys? 319 00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:09,277 You have your work cut out for you. 320 00:18:19,064 --> 00:18:22,192 Don't worry. I'm not gonna go all Shawshank on you. 321 00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:27,034 This is kind of weird. Guys usually don't talk to each other in here. 322 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:30,371 Well, this can't wait. I'm setting you free. 323 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,842 You can do your duet with someone else in Glee. 324 00:18:32,911 --> 00:18:36,074 Someone that the world deems more appropriate. 325 00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:39,242 - Did I do something to offend you? - No, no. 326 00:18:40,219 --> 00:18:42,653 It's not you, it's me. 327 00:18:42,721 --> 00:18:47,420 You've been honorable, actually, and I wish you the best. 328 00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:49,552 But I've realized that I need to sing with someone... 329 00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,528 that matches my passion and talent level. 330 00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:53,758 Who's that? 331 00:18:53,832 --> 00:18:56,392 You know, they make special shampoo for color-treated hair. 332 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,404 - I don't dye my hair. - Uh-huh. 333 00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:04,431 - This is a disaster. - Stop pacing. It's stressing me out. 334 00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:08,378 Just being the "it couple"- it's so much harder than I thought. 335 00:19:08,447 --> 00:19:10,847 I am so stumped at how to lose this thing. 336 00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:12,508 Wait. I got it. 337 00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:16,179 We saw Grease and it was good. We saw Grease 2 and I fell asleep. 338 00:19:16,255 --> 00:19:18,985 But you said the difference was that the songs... 339 00:19:19,057 --> 00:19:20,217 Were bad. 340 00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:21,384 Yeah. 341 00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:23,553 If we want to lose... 342 00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:26,029 we have to do a song that's bad. 343 00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:29,795 Not just a bad song. An offensive song. 344 00:19:29,868 --> 00:19:31,699 Yes! 345 00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:33,635 - Artie, can we talk? - Yeah. 346 00:19:33,705 --> 00:19:35,935 - I want us to be duet partners. - Really? 347 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,340 We sing really well together. 348 00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:43,939 I just thought if we won we could share a nice, free dinner together as friends. 349 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,382 We haven't really talked. 350 00:19:46,451 --> 00:19:49,113 Well, Tina, as rich as I find it that you've come crawling back... 351 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:52,715 I'll have you know that not only do I have a duet partner... 352 00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:55,954 but that our working relationship has blossomed into romance. 353 00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:03,592 - If you'll excuse me. - Okay, guys. 354 00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:04,336 So who is up first today? 355 00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:06,463 So who is up first today? 356 00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:08,563 - Mr. Schue, if I may. - You may. 357 00:20:11,643 --> 00:20:14,271 As many of you know, I had a duet partner. 358 00:20:14,346 --> 00:20:16,837 But due to sensitivities I'd rather not get into at the moment... 359 00:20:16,915 --> 00:20:18,906 I have dissolved the partnership. 360 00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:21,851 Okay. So who are you gonna sing a duet with? 361 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:25,447 Only the most talented member of the Glee Club- myself. 362 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:30,457 When you're different, when you're special... 363 00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:32,656 sometimes you have to get used to being alone. 364 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:35,962 I've asked a few members of the Glee Club as well as some Cheerios to help me out. 365 00:20:36,034 --> 00:20:38,059 How can you do a duet by yourself? 366 00:20:38,136 --> 00:20:39,660 That's like vocal masturbation. 367 00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,035 - That's so funny. 368 00:20:41,106 --> 00:20:42,767 I will be doing a number... 369 00:20:42,841 --> 00:20:45,708 from the seminal classic movie Victor Victoria. 370 00:20:45,777 --> 00:20:48,644 It's a show about embracing both the male and the female sides. 371 00:20:48,714 --> 00:20:50,773 Watch and learn, Santana. 372 00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:51,950 Hit it. 373 00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:53,110 Hit it. 374 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:58,719 # 'Bout 20 years ago # 375 00:20:58,790 --> 00:21:02,749 # Way down in New Orleans # 376 00:21:04,029 --> 00:21:10,559 # A group of fellas found a new kind of music # 377 00:21:10,636 --> 00:21:14,732 # And they decided to call it # 378 00:21:15,407 --> 00:21:16,840 # Jazz # 379 00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,408 # No other sound has # 380 00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:25,143 # What this music has # 381 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,552 # Before they knew it # 382 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:32,852 # It was whizzin' 'round the world # 383 00:21:32,924 --> 00:21:35,688 # The world was ready # 384 00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:40,221 # For a blue kind of music # 385 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:43,200 # And now they play it # 386 00:21:43,268 --> 00:21:47,261 # From Steamboat Springs # 387 00:21:47,339 --> 00:21:51,241 # To La Paz # 388 00:22:03,188 --> 00:22:09,684 # Oh, baby, won't you play me le jazz hot, maybe # 389 00:22:09,761 --> 00:22:13,959 # And don't ever let it end # 390 00:22:15,634 --> 00:22:20,901 # I tell ya, friend it's really something to hear # 391 00:22:20,972 --> 00:22:26,706 # I can't sit still when there's that rhythm near me # 392 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:33,640 # When you play me le jazz hot, baby # 393 00:22:33,719 --> 00:22:39,089 # You're holding my soul together # 394 00:22:39,157 --> 00:22:44,117 # Don't know whether it's morning or night # 395 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:48,064 # Only know it sounded right # 396 00:22:48,133 --> 00:22:53,833 # So come on in and play me le jazz hot, baby # 397 00:22:53,905 --> 00:23:01,277 # 'Cause I love my jazz hot # 398 00:23:01,346 --> 00:23:04,247 # Le # 399 00:23:04,316 --> 00:23:06,682 # Jazz # 400 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:21,630 # Hot # 401 00:23:25,437 --> 00:23:27,098 # Le jazz hot ## 402 00:23:32,844 --> 00:23:35,711 Yeah! Yeah, Kurt! 403 00:23:37,649 --> 00:23:39,276 I love astronomy. 404 00:23:39,351 --> 00:23:43,879 Something about all that space makes my problems seem kind of small. 405 00:23:43,955 --> 00:23:47,152 That one's Venus. Planet of love. 406 00:23:47,225 --> 00:23:50,626 It's actually Mars, planet of war. 407 00:23:52,230 --> 00:23:54,198 Which one are we on? 408 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:55,563 Earth. 409 00:23:55,634 --> 00:23:59,570 So why don't you come back to it and talk to me about duets? 410 00:23:59,638 --> 00:24:02,198 Tell me why I should be singing with you. 411 00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:03,969 Okay. 412 00:24:04,042 --> 00:24:06,772 Well, I want to start off with the choreography. 413 00:24:08,413 --> 00:24:12,008 Singing will be easy, so I'll start playing. 414 00:24:13,785 --> 00:24:17,687 Now get behind me. Get behind me. 415 00:24:22,727 --> 00:24:26,094 Good. Now grab my hips. 416 00:24:26,998 --> 00:24:28,659 And start swaying. 417 00:24:33,238 --> 00:24:36,503 And now here's a cool part. Give me your hand. 418 00:24:38,910 --> 00:24:41,708 - Do you know how to play? - No. 419 00:24:43,081 --> 00:24:44,946 All right, it's easy. 420 00:24:45,016 --> 00:24:48,508 Just put that finger there. Just like that. 421 00:24:51,523 --> 00:24:53,514 Now do it fast back and forth. 422 00:24:55,694 --> 00:24:57,355 There you go. 423 00:25:08,039 --> 00:25:11,600 No. No, I can't do this. This year is about me. 424 00:25:11,676 --> 00:25:15,077 And don't say that I'm selfish, because you have no idea how much I've given. 425 00:25:15,146 --> 00:25:17,239 - I wasn't- - I've been down this path before. 426 00:25:17,315 --> 00:25:20,216 I know this feeling. I-Like, I need you. 427 00:25:20,285 --> 00:25:22,913 Duets don't work for me, and I don't need you. 428 00:25:22,988 --> 00:25:25,582 What I need is to find a way to keep Santana off my heels. 429 00:25:25,657 --> 00:25:28,285 - What I need is to find a way to torture Rachel. - Look, I'm sorry- 430 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:31,887 And I need to start learning to ignore people. 431 00:25:31,963 --> 00:25:34,898 I'm sorry. I shouldn't- I shouldn't have tried that. 432 00:25:34,966 --> 00:25:36,934 I'm sorry. 433 00:25:37,002 --> 00:25:38,765 I made a mistake. 434 00:25:38,837 --> 00:25:40,168 And, um... 435 00:25:41,139 --> 00:25:42,834 I don't want to sing with you. 436 00:25:48,813 --> 00:25:51,338 - I don't think I can do this. 437 00:25:51,416 --> 00:25:54,010 It's the perfect song for this very situation. 438 00:25:54,085 --> 00:25:56,485 - Whenever you're ready, guys. - Yeah, hurry up. 439 00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:58,648 I needs to get myself to Breadsticks. 440 00:25:58,723 --> 00:26:00,315 Don't count on it. 441 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:03,793 I'm mad at you, but you're still so hot. 442 00:26:04,696 --> 00:26:07,062 Trust me. You're gonna be great. 443 00:26:09,834 --> 00:26:11,859 # See, I really couldn't sing I could never really sing # 444 00:26:11,937 --> 00:26:13,302 - # What I couldn't do is # - # Sing # 445 00:26:13,371 --> 00:26:14,599 - # I have trouble with the # - # Note # 446 00:26:14,673 --> 00:26:15,833 - # It goes all around my # - # Throat # 447 00:26:15,907 --> 00:26:17,374 - # It's a terrifying # - # Thing # 448 00:26:17,442 --> 00:26:20,673 # See, I really couldn't hear which note was lower or was # 449 00:26:20,745 --> 00:26:22,372 # Higher # 450 00:26:22,447 --> 00:26:24,938 # Which is why I disappear if someone says let's start a # 451 00:26:25,016 --> 00:26:26,540 # Choir # 452 00:26:26,618 --> 00:26:27,710 - # Hey, when I begin to # - # Squeak # 453 00:26:27,786 --> 00:26:28,775 - # It's a cross between a # - # Shriek # 454 00:26:28,853 --> 00:26:30,320 - # And a quiver or a # - # Moan # 455 00:26:30,388 --> 00:26:31,446 - # It's a little like a # - # Croak # 456 00:26:31,523 --> 00:26:32,649 - # Or the record player # - # Broke # 457 00:26:32,724 --> 00:26:35,192 - # What it doesn't have is # - # Tone # 458 00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:38,286 # Oh, I know you're thinking What a crazy # 459 00:26:38,363 --> 00:26:41,457 # Ding-a-ling # 460 00:26:41,533 --> 00:26:43,160 - # But I really couldn't # - # Sing # 461 00:26:43,234 --> 00:26:44,326 - # I could never really # - # Sing # 462 00:26:44,402 --> 00:26:46,563 - # What I couldn't do is # - # Sing # 463 00:26:46,638 --> 00:26:50,074 # But what I lack in pitch I sure make up in # 464 00:26:50,141 --> 00:26:52,666 # Power # 465 00:26:52,744 --> 00:26:57,374 # And all my friends say I am perfect for the shower # 466 00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,508 - # Still, I'm terrific at a # - # Dance # 467 00:26:59,584 --> 00:27:00,608 - # Cause I'm messing up my # - # Pants # 468 00:27:00,685 --> 00:27:02,550 - # I'm a birdie on the # - # Wing # 469 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,145 - # But if I begin to # - # Chirp # 470 00:27:04,222 --> 00:27:05,280 - # They say who's the little # - # Twerp # 471 00:27:05,357 --> 00:27:07,154 - # Going pong instead of # - # Ping # 472 00:27:07,225 --> 00:27:10,820 # And when Christmas comes and all my friends go # 473 00:27:10,895 --> 00:27:14,888 # Caroling # 474 00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:16,194 - # It is so dishearten # - # Ing # 475 00:27:16,267 --> 00:27:17,393 - # It is so disquiet # - # Ing # 476 00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:18,561 - # It is so discourage # - # Ing # 477 00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:20,502 # Darling, please stop answer # 478 00:27:20,572 --> 00:27:22,005 # Ing # 479 00:27:22,073 --> 00:27:23,370 - # See, I really couldn't # - # Sing # 480 00:27:23,441 --> 00:27:24,430 - # I could never really # - # Sing # 481 00:27:24,509 --> 00:27:26,409 # What I couldn't do is # 482 00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:29,242 # Do re mi fa so la ti do Do re mi fa so la ti do # 483 00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:30,713 - # La # - # La # 484 00:27:30,782 --> 00:27:32,181 - # La # - # La # 485 00:27:32,250 --> 00:27:33,547 # Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing # 486 00:27:33,618 --> 00:27:36,519 # Sing, sing, sing, sing # 487 00:27:36,588 --> 00:27:41,924 - # Sing # - # Sing ## 488 00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:45,360 Wow! 489 00:27:45,430 --> 00:27:47,557 Now, that is a duet! 490 00:27:47,632 --> 00:27:52,035 Thank you, Tina, for introducing us to the amazing voice of Mike Chang! 491 00:27:52,103 --> 00:27:54,230 - Yeah! - That was good. 492 00:27:59,711 --> 00:28:03,044 You tried to kiss her? Major Glee party foul, dude. 493 00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:09,279 Look, I know I shouldn't have. She was just sending me these vibes. 494 00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:10,821 And those eyes. 495 00:28:12,657 --> 00:28:14,716 Hey, Quinn, can we talk? 496 00:28:14,793 --> 00:28:17,660 - What do you want to talk about? - About Sam. 497 00:28:17,729 --> 00:28:19,663 I heard that you backed out of doing a duet with him. 498 00:28:19,731 --> 00:28:22,131 Maybe it's for the best she backed out. 499 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:25,658 If that Puckerman kid ever gets out of jail, he's gonna beat my ass. 500 00:28:25,737 --> 00:28:29,332 - I'm sure you still have feelings for her too. - No way. I'm with Rachel now. 501 00:28:29,407 --> 00:28:33,673 She's a lot shorter than Quinn and she talks a lot, but I'm in love with her. 502 00:28:33,745 --> 00:28:35,645 Look, this isn't about dating, dude. 503 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:38,774 It's about you singing with Quinn to raise your musical rep in the group. 504 00:28:38,850 --> 00:28:42,411 Look, I understand that your reputation is important to you... 505 00:28:42,487 --> 00:28:44,478 but wouldn't you want to do whatever it takes to be on top... 506 00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:47,286 of the proverbial pyramid in every aspect of your life? 507 00:28:47,358 --> 00:28:49,155 Singing with Sam won't change that. 508 00:28:49,227 --> 00:28:50,854 But winning the competition will. 509 00:28:50,929 --> 00:28:53,295 And partnering with Sam is really your only shot at it. 510 00:28:56,901 --> 00:28:59,267 - What's your angle? - Angle? 511 00:28:59,337 --> 00:29:01,168 What's your angle? Me winning means you losing. 512 00:29:01,239 --> 00:29:04,766 You'll do whatever it takes to make sure that doesn't happen. So what is in it for you? 513 00:29:04,843 --> 00:29:06,868 Look, I agree. Okay? 514 00:29:06,945 --> 00:29:09,937 You're probably not gonna beat Finn and I, but I just thought that... 515 00:29:10,014 --> 00:29:12,039 as the team captain, it would be good for the team... 516 00:29:12,117 --> 00:29:15,348 to have some healthy competition for second place. 517 00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:17,945 I'm not saying you're gonna win, but I'm just saying that... 518 00:29:18,022 --> 00:29:21,514 even coming in second would go a long way with the rest of the team. 519 00:29:23,628 --> 00:29:25,459 - Hey. 520 00:29:25,530 --> 00:29:28,897 I was totally out of line with you. I promise it won't happen again. 521 00:29:28,967 --> 00:29:32,027 Though you might have to wear sunglasses whenever we're together. 522 00:29:32,103 --> 00:29:35,470 Good. Because we're gonna have to spend a lot of time together practicing... 523 00:29:35,540 --> 00:29:38,065 if we're gonna win that dinner at Breadsticks. 524 00:29:45,817 --> 00:29:48,581 # Oh-ohh-ohh, yeah # 525 00:29:48,653 --> 00:29:50,917 - Just like that. - ## 526 00:29:50,989 --> 00:29:53,150 # Ohh-oh, yeah # 527 00:29:54,759 --> 00:29:57,250 Tina used to make runs look so easy... 528 00:29:57,328 --> 00:29:59,489 - but I guess they aren't for everybody. - Wait. 529 00:29:59,564 --> 00:30:02,590 # Ohh-oh-oh, yeah # 530 00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:04,996 Nailed it. 531 00:30:06,371 --> 00:30:07,929 I'm sorry. I can't do this. 532 00:30:08,006 --> 00:30:10,133 I just can't. I'm sorry. 533 00:30:11,609 --> 00:30:14,737 Um, w-why can't you do this? 534 00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:19,580 I thought I was over somebody, but I still think I have feelings for them. 535 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:21,710 The Clintons? 536 00:30:21,786 --> 00:30:23,344 Tina. 537 00:30:23,421 --> 00:30:24,718 I'm sorry. 538 00:30:26,157 --> 00:30:28,148 Wait, don't leave. 539 00:30:29,661 --> 00:30:31,925 You want to get over Tina, right? 540 00:30:40,205 --> 00:30:42,036 Let me help you. 541 00:30:48,213 --> 00:30:50,340 What are you doing? 542 00:30:50,415 --> 00:30:53,816 I mean, you're on the football team now anyways. 543 00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:59,919 So we're gonna get around to this at some point. 544 00:31:02,727 --> 00:31:04,388 Hold up. 545 00:31:07,532 --> 00:31:09,898 Am I about to lose my virginity? 546 00:31:11,002 --> 00:31:14,165 For our duet, we're gonna do it. 547 00:31:28,419 --> 00:31:30,319 - # Come give me # - ## 548 00:31:30,388 --> 00:31:32,948 # Your sweetness # 549 00:31:33,024 --> 00:31:35,254 # Now there's you there is no weakness # 550 00:31:35,326 --> 00:31:37,191 # Now there's you there is no weakness # 551 00:31:37,262 --> 00:31:40,754 # Lying safe within your arms # 552 00:31:40,832 --> 00:31:41,992 # I'm born again # 553 00:31:42,066 --> 00:31:43,795 # Woman, don't you know # 554 00:31:43,868 --> 00:31:45,995 # With you I'm born again # 555 00:31:46,070 --> 00:31:50,200 # I was half, not whole # 556 00:31:50,275 --> 00:31:54,644 # In step with none # 557 00:31:54,712 --> 00:31:59,615 # Reaching through this world # 558 00:31:59,684 --> 00:32:04,383 # In need of one # 559 00:32:04,455 --> 00:32:06,480 This isn't happening. 560 00:32:06,557 --> 00:32:10,357 # Come show me your kindness # 561 00:32:10,428 --> 00:32:14,626 # In your arms I know I'll find this # 562 00:32:14,699 --> 00:32:18,396 # Woman, don't you know with you # 563 00:32:18,469 --> 00:32:24,066 # I'm born again # 564 00:32:25,043 --> 00:32:28,342 # Lying safe with you # 565 00:32:28,413 --> 00:32:32,144 # I'm born # 566 00:32:32,216 --> 00:32:43,855 # Again ## 567 00:32:46,397 --> 00:32:50,163 - Okay. Do I even need to say it? - That was really rude. 568 00:32:50,234 --> 00:32:54,762 - It was, like, really rude. - I seriously wanted to punch both of you. 569 00:32:54,839 --> 00:32:56,466 I have to agree. 570 00:32:56,541 --> 00:33:00,568 It's a great duet, but what you guys did with it was... really inappropriate. 571 00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:03,205 Your costume choice was a little insensitive. 572 00:33:03,281 --> 00:33:06,512 Frankly... I'm disappointed. 573 00:33:07,418 --> 00:33:09,352 - What? - Are you serious? I'm- 574 00:33:09,420 --> 00:33:12,218 - Shocked. We- We're shocked. - Shocked. 575 00:33:12,290 --> 00:33:15,020 I-I really hope that this doesn't cost us the competition. 576 00:33:15,093 --> 00:33:18,722 - Yeah. - Okay. Let's sit down. Come. 577 00:33:18,796 --> 00:33:23,062 Well, getting back on track, who's next? 578 00:33:23,134 --> 00:33:25,295 All right. 579 00:33:27,538 --> 00:33:31,565 Okay, I just want to say I'm really excited... 580 00:33:31,642 --> 00:33:35,373 and that I couldn't have asked for a better partner. 581 00:33:41,519 --> 00:33:43,419 # Do you hear me # 582 00:33:43,488 --> 00:33:45,217 # I'm talking to you # 583 00:33:45,289 --> 00:33:47,257 # Across the water # 584 00:33:47,325 --> 00:33:50,886 # Across the deep blue ocean # 585 00:33:50,962 --> 00:33:52,827 # Under the open sky # 586 00:33:52,897 --> 00:33:55,991 # Oh, my, baby, I'm trying # 587 00:33:56,067 --> 00:33:59,969 # Boy, I hear you in my dreams # 588 00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:03,735 # I feel your whisper across the sea # 589 00:34:03,808 --> 00:34:07,244 # I keep you with me in my heart # 590 00:34:07,311 --> 00:34:12,613 # You make it easier when life gets hard # 591 00:34:12,683 --> 00:34:16,141 # Lucky I'm in love with my best friend # 592 00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:19,815 # Lucky to have been where I have been # 593 00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:25,852 # Lucky to be coming home again # 594 00:34:33,838 --> 00:34:36,602 - # They don't know # - # They don't know # 595 00:34:36,674 --> 00:34:38,198 - # How long it takes # - # How long it takes # 596 00:34:38,276 --> 00:34:41,040 # Waiting for love like this # 597 00:34:41,112 --> 00:34:42,943 - # Every time # - # Every time # 598 00:34:43,014 --> 00:34:45,642 - # We say good-bye # - # We say good-bye # 599 00:34:45,716 --> 00:34:48,549 # I wish we had one more kiss # 600 00:34:48,619 --> 00:34:51,850 # I'll wait for you I promise you # 601 00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:55,450 # I will # 602 00:34:55,526 --> 00:35:00,554 # I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend # 603 00:35:00,631 --> 00:35:04,123 # Lucky to have been where I have been # 604 00:35:04,202 --> 00:35:09,572 # Lucky to be coming home some day ## 605 00:35:20,651 --> 00:35:23,484 That's so frickin' charming. 606 00:35:38,769 --> 00:35:41,033 Y-You're breaking up with me? 607 00:35:41,105 --> 00:35:44,506 All you wanted was a free dinner at Breadsticks. 608 00:35:45,643 --> 00:35:47,907 But I really wanted to go with you. 609 00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:50,948 I was gonna order us one really, really long piece of spaghetti... 610 00:35:51,015 --> 00:35:53,381 like in Lady and the Tramp. 611 00:35:53,451 --> 00:35:58,081 I've been practicing nudging the meatball across the table with my nose. 612 00:35:58,156 --> 00:36:01,182 You used me for my voice. 613 00:36:01,259 --> 00:36:04,524 That's the only reason you had sex with me. I have it on good authority. 614 00:36:04,595 --> 00:36:07,564 She's using you for your voice. That's the only reason she had sex with you. 615 00:36:07,632 --> 00:36:10,066 - Wait. How did you know that? - Hi. 616 00:36:10,134 --> 00:36:12,227 - Excuse me. Do you know Brittany? - Cheerios Brittany? 617 00:36:12,303 --> 00:36:14,294 - Yeah. We had sex. - Mmm. 618 00:36:14,372 --> 00:36:17,773 Look, I don't mean to be a bitch- 619 00:36:17,842 --> 00:36:19,707 Well, yeah, actually, I do. 620 00:36:19,777 --> 00:36:21,745 But the only thing that you can give Brittany... 621 00:36:21,812 --> 00:36:25,043 that she can't get from someone else is super choice parking. 622 00:36:25,983 --> 00:36:27,416 I know that sex... 623 00:36:27,485 --> 00:36:28,918 doesn't mean anything to you. 624 00:36:28,986 --> 00:36:32,251 But did you ever think how much it means to me? 625 00:36:33,824 --> 00:36:38,557 After my accident, we didn't know if I'd ever be able even to do that. 626 00:36:38,629 --> 00:36:41,792 And when I found out that I could, it seemed like some kind of miracle... 627 00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:44,858 and you just walked all over that. 628 00:36:44,936 --> 00:36:46,961 You're not my partner anymore. 629 00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:50,098 I told Mr. Schue I'm pulling out of the duet competition. 630 00:36:50,174 --> 00:36:53,007 Artie, I didn't know. I'm- I'm so sorry. 631 00:37:03,354 --> 00:37:07,518 Okay, since Artie and Brittany have dropped out of the race... 632 00:37:07,592 --> 00:37:09,822 I guess it's time to take it to a vote. 633 00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:30,104 Well, even though it looks like just about everyone voted for themselves- 634 00:37:30,181 --> 00:37:32,945 even those who didn't compete- we do have a winner. 635 00:37:36,454 --> 00:37:38,354 And the winner is... 636 00:37:41,759 --> 00:37:42,851 by two votes... 637 00:37:44,428 --> 00:37:46,794 - Sam and Quinn. - What? What? 638 00:37:46,864 --> 00:37:49,799 - Screw that! I want my sticks! - Let it go. Let it go. 639 00:37:49,867 --> 00:37:51,960 - Unbelievable. - It was mine! 640 00:37:52,036 --> 00:37:54,834 - I don't know how this happened. - Son. 641 00:37:54,905 --> 00:37:56,270 Unbelievable. 642 00:37:58,075 --> 00:38:02,637 - This is so not a date. - We did it, babe. 643 00:38:02,713 --> 00:38:06,308 - - Hey, I had something I wanted to talk to you about. 644 00:38:06,384 --> 00:38:08,045 Please, not another pregnancy. 645 00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:12,488 I think that you and I are a little bit more similar than you think. 646 00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:16,859 That's a terrible thing to say. 647 00:38:17,728 --> 00:38:20,162 I know you're lonely. 648 00:38:20,231 --> 00:38:24,361 I can't even imagine how hard it must be to have feelings in high school... 649 00:38:24,435 --> 00:38:30,203 that you can't act on for fear of being humiliated, ridiculed or worse. 650 00:38:30,274 --> 00:38:35,109 We're gonna win nationals this year. And you know how we're gonna do that? 651 00:38:35,179 --> 00:38:36,771 Because we have you. 652 00:38:38,282 --> 00:38:39,544 That's true. 653 00:38:39,617 --> 00:38:41,710 That's 12 people who love you... 654 00:38:41,786 --> 00:38:44,084 just for being exactly the way that you are. 655 00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:50,218 Look, I know you're lonely, but you're not alone. 656 00:38:52,296 --> 00:38:57,859 So, I was wondering if you would maybe want to sing a duet with me. 657 00:38:57,935 --> 00:39:02,269 You'll be happy with my song selection. It's sort of everything both you and I love. 658 00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:04,433 But the duet competition is over. 659 00:39:04,508 --> 00:39:08,604 I know. I thought this one could be for me and you. 660 00:39:11,148 --> 00:39:13,241 I hear they don't even make these fresh. 661 00:39:13,317 --> 00:39:16,718 They fly them in frozen from some factory in the Dominican Republic. 662 00:39:16,787 --> 00:39:20,382 I once caught some pretty sweet waves down in the Dominican. 663 00:39:20,458 --> 00:39:22,153 Hey, hey, hey. 664 00:39:23,894 --> 00:39:26,385 - Uh- - Come on. It's my Matthew McConaughey impression. 665 00:39:26,464 --> 00:39:28,455 Come on. 666 00:39:28,532 --> 00:39:30,966 Does that work on the girls where you're from? 667 00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:34,004 The impressions, the bad jokes... 668 00:39:34,071 --> 00:39:36,301 the Na'vi? 669 00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:39,502 I don't know. I went to an all-boys boarding school. 670 00:39:41,011 --> 00:39:43,536 Makes sense. 671 00:39:43,614 --> 00:39:45,912 It must be hard. 672 00:39:45,983 --> 00:39:49,419 I think if I went through what you went through last year... 673 00:39:49,487 --> 00:39:52,786 I would've transferred to a school on the moon out of embarrassment. 674 00:39:52,857 --> 00:39:56,293 That didn't come out right. You're really brave to come back like you have. 675 00:39:57,895 --> 00:39:59,590 I don't judge you or anything. 676 00:39:59,663 --> 00:40:05,158 I know what it's like to have a... secret that you're ashamed of. 677 00:40:06,437 --> 00:40:09,201 Oh, holy crap. So- 678 00:40:09,273 --> 00:40:11,935 So you are gay? 679 00:40:12,009 --> 00:40:14,910 What? No. Not at all. 680 00:40:14,979 --> 00:40:18,107 When I found out I was moving here, I wanted to seem cool. 681 00:40:18,182 --> 00:40:20,844 Figured if I looked like Swayze in Point Break... 682 00:40:20,918 --> 00:40:24,547 people might think I was a surfer or something. 683 00:40:24,622 --> 00:40:27,386 I didn't think it through very clearly. So... 684 00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:31,854 I put lemon juice in my hair. 685 00:40:31,929 --> 00:40:35,660 I would've gotten away with it if it hadn't been for Kurt and his sixth sense. 686 00:40:40,738 --> 00:40:42,638 I think it looks cute. 687 00:40:43,541 --> 00:40:44,701 Really? 688 00:40:51,615 --> 00:40:53,640 What are you doing? 689 00:40:53,717 --> 00:40:57,244 - We're not using that. You're paying. - Why? 690 00:40:57,321 --> 00:41:01,348 Because a gentleman always pays on the first date. 691 00:41:13,671 --> 00:41:16,333 # Forget your troubles # 692 00:41:16,407 --> 00:41:17,738 # Happy days # 693 00:41:17,808 --> 00:41:19,776 # Come on, get happy # 694 00:41:19,844 --> 00:41:21,436 # Are here again # 695 00:41:21,512 --> 00:41:24,413 - # You better chase # - # The skies # 696 00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:28,077 - # All your cares away # - # Above are clear again # 697 00:41:28,152 --> 00:41:32,111 - # Shout "Hallelujah"# - # So let's sing a song # 698 00:41:32,189 --> 00:41:36,250 - # Come on, get happy # - # Of cheer again # 699 00:41:36,327 --> 00:41:43,460 - # Get ready for the Judgment Day # - # Happy days are here again # 700 00:41:43,534 --> 00:41:47,026 # The sun is shining # 701 00:41:47,104 --> 00:41:50,130 - # Come on, get happy # - # Shout it now # 702 00:41:50,207 --> 00:41:53,301 - # The Lord is waiting # - # There's no one # 703 00:41:53,377 --> 00:41:57,438 - # To take your hand # - # Who can doubt it now # 704 00:41:57,515 --> 00:41:59,847 # Shout "Hallelujah" # 705 00:41:59,917 --> 00:42:01,646 # So let's tell the world # 706 00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:03,550 # And just get happy # 707 00:42:03,621 --> 00:42:04,815 # About it now # 708 00:42:04,889 --> 00:42:07,414 - # We're going # - # Happy days # 709 00:42:07,491 --> 00:42:12,656 - # To the promised land # - # Are here again # 710 00:42:12,730 --> 00:42:16,257 # We're heading cross the river # 711 00:42:16,333 --> 00:42:20,099 # Soon your cares will all be gone # 712 00:42:20,170 --> 00:42:26,268 # There'll be no more from now on # 713 00:42:27,111 --> 00:42:30,308 # From now on # 714 00:42:30,381 --> 00:42:33,748 - # Forget your troubles # - # Happy days # 715 00:42:33,817 --> 00:42:37,116 - # And just get happy # - # Are here again # 716 00:42:37,187 --> 00:42:40,247 - # You better chase # - # The skies # 717 00:42:40,324 --> 00:42:44,693 - # All your blues away # - # Above are clear again # 718 00:42:44,762 --> 00:42:48,630 - # Shout "Hallelujah" # - # So let's sing a song # 719 00:42:48,699 --> 00:42:51,190 # And just get happy # 720 00:42:51,268 --> 00:42:53,964 # Of cheer again # 721 00:42:54,038 --> 00:42:57,064 - # Happy times # - # Happy times # 722 00:42:57,141 --> 00:43:00,474 - # Happy nights # - # Happy nights # 723 00:43:00,544 --> 00:43:03,012 # Happy days # 724 00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:04,672 # Are # 725 00:43:04,748 --> 00:43:06,477 # Here # 726 00:43:06,550 --> 00:43:19,293 # Again ## 727 00:43:58,068 --> 00:43:59,057 ENGLISH - US - SDH