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Previously on Weeds.
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- I've been shot.
- Are we sure this is the way to the hospital?
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We ain't going to no hospital.
We got our own guy, Dr Tupelo.
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Dumb-name will know my wrath.
The wrath of Doug.
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What kind of man tears a cross
off the roof of a church?
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An impressive one, I'm guessing.
That's a big fucking cross.
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I need to rent your empty house.
We need a grow house.
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- (Nancy) How did that cross get in there?
- (Conrad) Doug snuck it in on Sanjay's shift.
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I'm opening up another supply line.
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There's this biker chick
that Andy wants to fuck
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and a guy named Chess.
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Let me show you what I got for you.
You're gonna be a loyal customer.
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This weed sucks.
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This is inferior product.
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Our business arrangement's
not gonna work out.
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- And why is that?
- My customers don't seem to like your product.
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You weigh the pros and the cons,
and I'll be in touch.
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Three motorcyclists pulled me out of the car.
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They said they're coming after you.
They're coming after all of us.
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How many motorcycles in Pittsburgh?
I need to look it up.
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- Who are you talking to?
- Dad.
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♪ (Linkin Park) Little boxes on the hillside
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♪ Little boxes made of ticky-tacky
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♪ Little boxes on the hillside
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♪ Little boxes all the same
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♪ There's a green one and a pink one
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♪ And a blue one and a yellow one
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♪ And they're all made out of ticky-tacky
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♪ And they all lookjust the same
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♪ And the people in the houses
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♪ All went to the university
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♪ Where they were put in boxes
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♪ And they came out all the same
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♪ And there's doctors and lawyers
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♪ And business executives
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♪ And they're all made out of ticky-tacky
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♪ And they all lookjust the same ♪
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(Silas) We've got to hit them back.
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No way we can let them
get away with this shit.
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OK. Calm down.
Let's get you looked at first.
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How's that arm doing?
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- Hurts like shit.
- No, try not to move it so much.
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- OK. Either of you armed?
- Broken-armed.
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I'm going to need a $500 cash deposit.
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We only accept American currency,
and we no longer barter.
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- Good old American green.
- Mm-hm.
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OK. Dr Tupelo will see you now.
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(Winces)
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- He's gonna be fine, right?
- How much can you move the arm?
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Not broken.
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And the head wound,
it looks a lot worse than it is.
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Don't you want to x-ray him or something?
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If you'd like a second opinion,
I could call my buddy at Cedars.
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He'll order up an MRI,
it'll run you at least 10 grand,
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and he'll tell you the same thing.
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The system's broke, I'm working outside of it.
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I hear you. How can we call ourselves
a first-world country?
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I mean, we can't even provide
basic healthcare for our criminals.
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Argh!
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- How deep is that cut?
- Six or seven stitches.
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And I'm out of Demerol.
Now, I'm gonna give you a topical.
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A topical? Are you kidding me?
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Your boy looks like a tough young man.
He can handle it.
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I'm fine. Just do it.
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I remember you.
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You came in with U-Turn and Marvin.
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I might have.
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Yeah, it took me forever to find
that tiny little bullet
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in the middle of that big fat ass.
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Charged him double.
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Yeah, well, I'm hoping for a discount,
since we're foregoing the painkillers.
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Still got to charge you
for parts and labour, honey.
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Any chance you're a shrink, too?
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- Is Judah here right now?
- Yeah.
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- Where is he?
- Behind you.
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- I don't know why I did that.
- Because he's behind you.
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- I don't see him.
- He sees you.
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Did you catch The Sixth Sense on cable?
"Do you see dead people?"
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- Am I dead? Jesus.
- No, you're alive.
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- OK.
- What?
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I didn't say anything.
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- You tell him.
- Tell who?
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Dad wants to say something to you.
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What?
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Why don't you answer him?
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- Answer who?
- Dad.
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Shane, if you're putting us on,
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I give you all the credit in the world
for fully committing to this.
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Kudos. All right. Bravo.
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- Answer Dad.
- Fine, what's he saying?
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He wants to know why you let Mom down.
Why you didn't take better care of all of us.
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That's bullshit.
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There must be like a million ways
we can get those biker assholes.
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I have no muscle. I have no army.
I'm in heels, for Christ's sake.
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What the hell does that mean?
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OK, Shane's not pretending.
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He actually thinks he's talking to Judah.
It's very Stephen King.
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- Where is he now?
- He's upstairs with Judah.
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After hearing what Judah's been saying to him,
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I'm starting to think he might actually
be communicating with the other side.
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Weird things happen
when these Santa Ana winds start blowing.
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No. Andy, help me out here.
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- What the hell am I gonna do?
- Take him to a shrink.
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Should have done it years ago.
He's fucking nuts.
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Go put ice on your bruises
like Dr. Tupelo told you to.
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Taking him to a shrink isn't a bad idea.
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Oh, no? What if he starts talking about
what his mommy does for a living?
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So, we just tell him to lie.
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Wait, I guess that defeats the purpose.
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Why does everything
have to blow up simultaneously? It's not fair.
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- Things could be worse, you could be pregnant.
- Bite your motherfucking tongue.
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Relax. How could you be pregnant?
It's not like you're getting any.
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- Or are you?
- Shut up.
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- Are you? Are you?
- Shut up. Quit it.
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Are you?
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Thank you.
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Hi, there.
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I'd like to make a deposit.
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- $15,000?
- It's been a good month.
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- Fill these out. Bring them back.
- What are they for?
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Well, one's for the IRS,
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which demands we report
any deposit over $10,000 in cash.
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The other's for the bank, we keep internal
records of any deposit in cash over $5,000.
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I'm not sure...
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I counted right.
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Thank you.
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My slip.
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Hello? Sullivan Groff speaking.
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(Disguised voice) If you want to see your cross
again, you better listen and do the right thing.
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- Who is this?
- It doesn't matter.
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(Normal voice) What matters is you make right
on all the promises you made to certain people.
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Wilson, you piece of shit.
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Shit. Fucking Radio Barn!
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Shit. Shit.
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(Doorbell)
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(Buzzer)
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Ah.
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Of course.
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We done planting, and rent ain't due
for another couple of weeks,
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so what you doing here?
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I need to know what you do
with all of your drug money.
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I never realised how useless cash is.
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Can't deposit it in the bank,
can't pay my bills with it,
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and my family is not going
to get their hands on it. Uh-uh-uh.
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Sorry, I ain't training another white girl
in the ways of the drug business.
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Didn't turn out too good for me last time.
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I'm your landlord.
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And if I can't handle all of this cash,
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well, there's just no incentive to rent to you.
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Lord, help me.
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Fine.
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First off, you take out 20% and you hide it.
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Furniture cushions, floorboards,
up your snatch if you gotta.
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Never know when you're gonna need it.
No, trust me. It's your savings account.
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Now, it don't earn no interest, but there's nothing
like cold hard cash when fate comes calling.
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OK, well, what about the other 80%?
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Take the rest, and you start a company.
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What kind of company?
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You know what,
why don't you find yourself an accountant
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that don't mind bending the rules
and let him take care of it for you?
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OK.
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You gonna leave me to my reading?
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Do you ever get scared?
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- About anything in particular?
- Getting caught.
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Oh, no. You gotta put that out your mind.
It's like flying.
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Sure, the plane might crash,
but you got to get to where you're going fast.
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So in the end, it's worth the risk.
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We're gonna be friends.
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Lord, help me.
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- What does he say to you?
- He likes the way you wear your hair now.
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He does?
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But he's angry.
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- At who?
- All of us.
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- He is, is he?
- Yeah.
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- Well, tell him that's not fair.
- You tell him. He's here.
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Shane.
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No, he's not.
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He's dead. You saw him. You were there.
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Please, don't do this anymore.
It's making me really sad.
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Why? Don't you love him?
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I'll always love the memory of him.
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- What?
- He said he still loves you.
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- Shane, this is you talking, isn't it?
- No, it's not.
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Don't be mad at me.
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I'm not mad. I'm just scared.
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She's mad.
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(Doorbell)
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(Knocking)
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- Can I help you?
- Oh.
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Oh?
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- Oh. Hello. I'm Eve Meriweather.
- Good for you.
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I'm going door to door. We're trying
to mobilise the entire neighbourhood
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- to keep an eye out for suspicious behaviour.
- Suspicious behaviour?
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You haven't seen anything strange, have you?
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- No, I can't say that I have.
- Are you sure?
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What is it I'm supposed to be
looking out for?
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Oh, why our cross, of course.
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- Someone stole your cross?
- Yes.
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That is a damn shame.
Who would do something like that?
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Jews.
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Well, I haven't seen it.
Haven't seen many Jews around here, either.
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Well, they're mostly urban.
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- You're new here.
- Just moved in.
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(Child gurgling)
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- Oh! And you must be the wife.
- And you must be...
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Eve Meriweather. Well, look at him.
Hello, baby.
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Ah!
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Why are little black babies
always so adorable?
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Why are white babies always so ugly?
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- Sense of humour.
- Ha!
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Well, thank you for dropping by,
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and, yes, if I see your cross,
I will call the number.
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- See you all in church, I hope.
- Sure. Church. Praise the Lord.
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Hallelujah.
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- I hate white idiots.
- White idiots named Doug.
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- (Knocks on window)
- Celia.
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- To what do I owe this horror?
- All right, save it. I'm here on business.
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I need a slimy, crooked accountant
with no scruples
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who will do anything to make a buck, and,
unfortunately, you're the only one I know.
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What makes you think
I would lift a finger to help you?
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How can I help you?
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You can set up a dummy corporation
for me to funnel cash through.
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- You did it for Nancy.
- I like Nancy.
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Yeah, everybody likes Nancy.
Everybody hates Celia.
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Time to come up with a new narrative.
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- We like the old narrative, it felt right.
- Tough. I'm not on the outside anymore.
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I am part of this operation
whether anyone likes it or not.
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And I intend to get my fair share.
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What?
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I really want to have sex
with you right now.
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You do?
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I guess I must have
some sort of a castrating bitch fetish.
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Yeah?
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I'm really hard. Feel.
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Oh.
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Don't waste it on me.
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I'd sooner lose a leg
than suck your dick again.
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Set up the corporation fast.
I have major bills to pay.
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Ooh. Hey! You are working for me now.
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- How about Ball Busters Inc?
- Yeah, whatever. Work it out, bitch.
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What are we waiting for?
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- Where did you get this?
- Conrad had it at the grow house.
243
00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:40,875
- Does he know you took it?
- No.
244
00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:46,109
We can't just stand around and do nothing.
They'll just hit us again.
245
00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:48,998
- Let me worry about it.
- You didn't get the shit beat out of you.
246
00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:50,832
You're right. I didn't.
247
00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:54,390
I'm also not going up against
an army of drug-dealing bikers
248
00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:59,110
with a 17-year-old boy,
a flamboyant Hindi queen,
249
00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:02,954
and a four-foot-tall
Jesus-loving pixie as my posse.
250
00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:05,235
So what do we do, then?
They won't let us deal.
251
00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:08,949
We can't sell their shitty ditch weed.
We're out of options.
252
00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:12,310
- I'll think of something.
- You better do it fast,
253
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:14,516
because the next crop
of MILF is almost ready.
254
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:18,479
Don't you have other things to do,
go to the mall or something, be normal?
255
00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:21,552
Like it or not, this is a family business now.
256
00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:25,838
- Then let the head of the family worry about it.
- The head of the family's dead.
257
00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:28,036
At least that isn't my fault.
258
00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:34,795
(Denise) When Chess is mad,
he does stupid things.
259
00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:38,555
Beating the shit
out of a defenceless teenage kid is psycho.
260
00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:42,519
Well, unfortunately, there's not much
I can do to stop him. Never has been.
261
00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:46,479
Then what the hell am I doing here?
I never wash my van.
262
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:49,879
- You're here because of me.
- No, no, no, no.
263
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:52,110
This Romeo and Juliet shit
isn't working for me,
264
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:55,237
not if there isn't anything you can do
to stop him.
265
00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:56,878
I tried.
266
00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:01,154
- I really did.
- No, you tell your brother,
267
00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:04,955
if he ever touches anyone
in my family again, I will kill him.
268
00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:14,316
OK, maybe don't pass that message along,
269
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:17,790
but just know in your heart,
his behaviour is unacceptable.
270
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,157
- Call me?
- Yeah, maybe.
271
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,797
You here for a date?
272
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,228
No.
273
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:38,634
No date.
274
00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:46,395
Er...
275
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,673
- I need help.
- You try Home Depot?
276
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:54,594
- Plenty of Mexicans there that can help you.
- Not that kind of help.
277
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,636
I'm being shaken down by bikers in the hills.
278
00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:59,518
- Yeah? I know them.
- You know them?
279
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:02,831
Señorita, I know everybody
who tries to peddle shit in sunny L.A.
280
00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:07,471
And I mean shit. They grow garbage.
They are garbage.
281
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,958
They beat up my son.
They're threatening me.
282
00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:14,796
So what do you want from me?
283
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:16,949
Protection.
284
00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:20,157
And what do I get in return
for this protection?
285
00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:24,229
My undying gratitude?
286
00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:29,999
How about in return we're partners?
287
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:32,913
- What kind of partners?
- 50-50 partners.
288
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,797
- Half?
- Of everything.
289
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:42,478
- Can I think about it and get back to you?
- No, you cannot. Yes or no.
290
00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:44,551
Deal or no deal. Ahora.
291
00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:50,235
What kind of protection would I get
for half of everything?
292
00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:54,790
You get total protection.
No more shakedowns.
293
00:17:54,880 --> 00:18:00,238
Anyone fucks with you, they fuck with me.
When they go down, they go down hard.
294
00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,236
- Fine.
- Good.
295
00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:09,280
You don't got to worry about
those biker pendejos anymore.
296
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:11,316
I'll take care of them.
297
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:14,437
- What are you gonna do?
- Don't you worry, chelita.
298
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:23,915
- What if they come after me?
- They ain't gonna come after you.
299
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,037
They're gonna be thanking Jesús Cristo
they're still breathing.
300
00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:31,716
Then they're gonna get on those ridiculous
maricon bikes that they ride
301
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,438
and head to Canada.
302
00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:36,512
Then word's gonna spread
that you're being protected by me,
303
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:40,639
and that's gonna allow you
to conduct your business in peace.
304
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,676
I could use a little peace.
305
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,672
You'll have it.
306
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:51,393
And you tell your son,
no one's ever gonna mess with him again.
307
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:13,155
I believe this belongs to you.
308
00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:17,357
You might want to try
and hide it a little better next time.
309
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:19,715
- How you get it?
- Silas took it.
310
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:25,954
He wanted me to use it
to blow the bikers away.
311
00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:29,475
Like your hero U-Turn?
312
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:33,872
- Silas got a tattoo on his ass, too?
- Will you let that go already?
313
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:37,032
Jealous Conrad, so not sexy.
314
00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:40,669
Should I be carrying this on me?
What's going on with said bikers?
315
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:42,512
It's taken care of.
316
00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:49,317
- I went and bought some protection.
- From who?
317
00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:54,477
- Guillermo.
- So we working for Guillermo now?
318
00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:58,959
God damn, girl! You realise
you just trading one gangster for another?
319
00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:03,280
Yes. I also realise that I have no choice.
320
00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:05,794
These things are gonna
keep happening to me.
321
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:10,476
If I don't have any muscle behind me,
I won't be able to do my business.
322
00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:14,872
Like it or not, I'm a drug dealer.
323
00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:19,910
There, I said it out loud.
I'm a fucking drug dealer.
324
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,992
- How much he ask?
- Half.
325
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:28,239
- Half?
- I let my son be a part of this.
326
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:31,437
And I couldn't protect him, it was my fault.
327
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,476
I did what I had to do to protect my family.
328
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:36,279
- And who protects us from Guillermo?
- I can handle Guillermo.
329
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,396
How, by fucking him?
330
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:43,359
That was so not fair.
331
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:54,353
It's just that we in this together now.
332
00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:57,434
You.
333
00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:03,519
And me.
334
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,236
And your boy Guillermo.
335
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:20,632
Ain't this the fucking shit?
336
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,070
The two Garys up in the bird did some flyovers
337
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,799
with the thermal-imaging camera,
got some sweet shots.
338
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:30,075
- Anything sexy?
- Two meth labs.
339
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:33,791
If the Patriot Act had tits, I'd buy it a steak.
340
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:36,348
Wait. Go back one.
341
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,159
Zoom in.
342
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:43,388
Closer.
343
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:48,119
- Who you calling?
- Majestic.
344
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:51,670
I read an article in the paper
about this cross of theirs that got stolen.
345
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,637
- I think I just found it.
- Not our problem.
346
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:56,757
It's called moral duty.
347
00:21:56,840 --> 00:22:01,277
- Where's your respect for the Lord?
- Whose Lord we talking about? Not mine.
348
00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:05,239
If you ask me a cross that size
is for a lord with a tiny dick.
349
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:08,878
(Voices on TV)
350
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:12,716
- What's going on?
- Fire.
351
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:17,076
- That's a big one. Where is it?
- (Shane) Here.
352
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:20,755
It started in the foothills. Then it jumped
the highway and now it's right here.
353
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:24,630
(Man) The Santa Ana winds
aren't helping matters.
354
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:28,474
At this moment, the fire department
is issuing voluntary evacuation orders...
355
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:33,076
Denise just called,
said the fire started in their grow field.
356
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:35,116
Someone torched it.
357
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:39,879
You wouldn't happen to know
anything about that, would you?
358
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:43,513
(Silas) What are we gonna do?
359
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:46,273
- Does that mean we have to leave?
- What about the grow house?
360
00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:48,920
(Andy) Nance, any ideas?
361
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:54,033
Shane, ask Judah
if he has any suggestions.
362
00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:55,269
(#Xavier Rudd: Messages)
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♪ You know some people,
theyjust won't understand
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♪ Nojust won't understand these things
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00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:05,832
♪ Thank you for your message
but I don't understand
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00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:09,151
♪ Nojust don't understand these things
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00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:13,038
♪ You know some people,
theyjust won't understand
368
00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:16,351
♪ No, just won't understand these things
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♪ Thank you for your message
but I don't understand
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♪ No, I just won't understand these things ♪