1 00:00:00,167 --> 00:00:01,995 Previously on Weeds... 2 00:00:02,097 --> 00:00:02,873 I've been shot. 3 00:00:03,042 --> 00:00:04,845 Are we sure this is the way to the hospital? 4 00:00:04,948 --> 00:00:08,627 We ain't going to no hospital. We got our own guy... Dr. Tupelo. 5 00:00:09,040 --> 00:00:12,139 Dumb name will know my wrath... The wrath of Doug. 6 00:00:12,272 --> 00:00:15,301 What kind of man tears a cross off the roof of a church? 7 00:00:15,709 --> 00:00:18,387 An impressive one, I'm guessing. That's a big fucking cross. 8 00:00:19,632 --> 00:00:22,891 I need to rent your empty house. We need a grow house. 9 00:00:23,153 --> 00:00:26,353 - How did that cross get in there? - Doug snuck it in on Sanjay's shift. 10 00:00:26,565 --> 00:00:28,507 I'm thinking of opening up another supply line. 11 00:00:28,607 --> 00:00:32,860 There's this biker chick that Andy wants to fuck and a guy named Chess. 12 00:00:32,989 --> 00:00:34,862 Let me show you what I got for you. 13 00:00:35,074 --> 00:00:36,538 You're gonna be a loyal customer. 14 00:00:36,765 --> 00:00:37,948 This weed sucks. 15 00:00:39,086 --> 00:00:40,337 This is inferior product. 16 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:42,369 I don't think our business arrangement's gonna work out. 17 00:00:42,581 --> 00:00:43,502 And why is that? 18 00:00:43,716 --> 00:00:45,873 My customers don't seem to like your product. 19 00:00:46,135 --> 00:00:48,542 You weigh the pros and the cons, and I'll be in touch. 20 00:00:48,849 --> 00:00:51,248 Three guys on motorcycles pulled me out of the car, 21 00:00:51,403 --> 00:00:54,095 they said they're coming after you. They're coming after all of us. 22 00:00:54,472 --> 00:00:57,346 How many motorcycles in Pittsburgh? I don't know. I need to look it up. 23 00:00:57,834 --> 00:01:00,095 - Who are you talking to? - Dad. 24 00:01:02,150 --> 00:01:07,060 Weeds - Season 3 Episode 14 Protection 25 00:01:07,468 --> 00:01:11,018 Transcript : YDY 26 00:01:12,446 --> 00:01:16,212 Synchro : Michvanilly / Macanto / San-A / [dx] 27 00:01:54,702 --> 00:01:57,791 www.sub-way.fr 28 00:02:00,247 --> 00:02:01,573 We've got to hit them back. 29 00:02:01,835 --> 00:02:03,821 No way we can let them get away with this shit. 30 00:02:03,923 --> 00:02:05,148 Okay, calm down. 31 00:02:05,937 --> 00:02:07,649 Let's get you looked at first. 32 00:02:09,167 --> 00:02:11,875 - How's that arm doing? - Hurts like shit. 33 00:02:12,137 --> 00:02:14,250 Well, try not to move it so much. 34 00:02:18,349 --> 00:02:20,718 - Either of you armed? - Broken-armed. 35 00:02:21,396 --> 00:02:23,757 I'm going to need a $500 cash deposit. 36 00:02:24,179 --> 00:02:27,696 We only accept american currency, and we no longer barter. 37 00:02:28,830 --> 00:02:30,298 Good ol'american green. 38 00:02:33,588 --> 00:02:35,232 Dr. Tupelo will see you now. 39 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:41,377 - He's gonna be fine, right? - How much can you move the arm? 40 00:02:42,272 --> 00:02:43,329 Not broken. 41 00:02:44,495 --> 00:02:47,995 And the head wound... it looks a lot worse than it is. 42 00:02:48,383 --> 00:02:50,799 Don't you want to X-ray him or something? 43 00:02:50,906 --> 00:02:53,810 Ma'am, if you'd like a second opinion, I could call my buddy over at cedars. 44 00:02:53,911 --> 00:02:56,599 He'll order up an MRI, it'll run you at least 10 grand, 45 00:02:56,703 --> 00:02:58,246 and he'll tell you the same thing. 46 00:02:58,358 --> 00:03:00,711 System's broke, my friend. I'm working outside of it. 47 00:03:00,825 --> 00:03:01,839 I hear you. 48 00:03:02,061 --> 00:03:05,626 How can we call ourselves a first-world country when we can't even provide basic 49 00:03:05,726 --> 00:03:07,305 healthcare for our criminals? 50 00:03:09,619 --> 00:03:10,866 How deep is that cut? 51 00:03:11,166 --> 00:03:12,768 Six or seven stitches. 52 00:03:13,234 --> 00:03:16,190 And I'm out of Demerol. I'm gonna give you a topical. 53 00:03:16,452 --> 00:03:18,442 A topical? Are you kidding me? 54 00:03:19,166 --> 00:03:22,295 Your boy looks like a tough young man. He can handle it. 55 00:03:22,398 --> 00:03:23,399 I'm fine. 56 00:03:24,523 --> 00:03:25,604 Just do it. 57 00:03:29,153 --> 00:03:30,664 Now I remember you. 58 00:03:31,216 --> 00:03:33,562 You came in with U-Turn and Marvin. 59 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:36,104 I might have. 60 00:03:37,944 --> 00:03:39,885 Took me forever to find that tiny, 61 00:03:39,989 --> 00:03:42,981 little bullet in the middle of that big, fat ass. 62 00:03:43,757 --> 00:03:45,219 Charged him double. 63 00:03:46,021 --> 00:03:49,515 Well, I'm hoping for a discount since we're foregoing the painkillers. 64 00:03:49,777 --> 00:03:52,100 Still got to charge you for parts and labor, honey. 65 00:03:53,449 --> 00:03:55,531 Any chance you're a shrink, too? 66 00:04:02,001 --> 00:04:04,321 - Is Judah here right now? - Yeah. 67 00:04:06,129 --> 00:04:08,138 - Where is he? - Behind you. 68 00:04:09,305 --> 00:04:10,873 I don't know why I just did that. 69 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:13,033 - Because he's behind you. - I don't see him. 70 00:04:13,540 --> 00:04:14,739 He sees you. 71 00:04:15,769 --> 00:04:18,412 Did you catch "The Sixth Sense" on cable? 72 00:04:18,512 --> 00:04:19,875 Do you see dead people? 73 00:04:20,567 --> 00:04:21,630 Am I dead? 74 00:04:21,913 --> 00:04:23,793 - No, you're alive. - Okay. 75 00:04:24,314 --> 00:04:25,412 What? 76 00:04:25,604 --> 00:04:26,992 I didn't say anything. 77 00:04:27,742 --> 00:04:29,618 - You tell him. - Tell who? 78 00:04:30,144 --> 00:04:32,015 Dad wants to say something to you. 79 00:04:33,312 --> 00:04:34,319 What? 80 00:04:37,767 --> 00:04:39,558 Why don't you answer him? 81 00:04:40,452 --> 00:04:41,646 - Answer who? - Dad. 82 00:04:41,792 --> 00:04:44,568 Shane, if you're putting us on, 83 00:04:45,075 --> 00:04:48,349 I give you all the credit in the world for fully committing to this. 84 00:04:48,655 --> 00:04:50,974 Kudos. All right. Bravo. 85 00:04:51,573 --> 00:04:52,696 Answer Dad. 86 00:04:53,127 --> 00:04:54,788 Fine, what's he saying? 87 00:04:55,559 --> 00:04:57,571 He wants to know why you let Mom down, 88 00:04:57,672 --> 00:05:00,446 why you didn't take better care of all of us. 89 00:05:11,606 --> 00:05:12,929 That's bullshit. 90 00:05:13,031 --> 00:05:16,263 There must be a million ways we can get those assholes. 91 00:05:16,363 --> 00:05:17,563 I have no muscle. 92 00:05:17,904 --> 00:05:19,079 I have no army. 93 00:05:19,208 --> 00:05:20,694 I'm in heels, for Christ's sake. 94 00:05:21,695 --> 00:05:23,435 What the hell does that mean? 95 00:05:25,448 --> 00:05:27,194 Shane's not pretending. 96 00:05:27,622 --> 00:05:31,209 He actually thinks he's talking to Judah. It's very Stephen King. 97 00:05:31,646 --> 00:05:34,453 - Where is he now? - He's upstairs with Judah. 98 00:05:34,995 --> 00:05:37,073 And after hearing what Judah's been saying to him, 99 00:05:37,223 --> 00:05:40,998 I'm starting to think he might actually be communicating with the other side. 100 00:05:41,494 --> 00:05:44,755 Weird things happen when these Santa Ana winds start blowing. 101 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:45,974 No. 102 00:05:46,088 --> 00:05:49,535 Andy, help me out here. What the hell am I gonna do with Shane? 103 00:05:49,636 --> 00:05:52,985 Take him to a shrink. Should have done it years ago, he's fucking nuts. 104 00:05:53,831 --> 00:05:56,710 Go put ice on your bruises like Dr. Tupelo told you to. 105 00:05:56,813 --> 00:05:59,047 Taking him to a shrink isn't a bad idea. 106 00:05:59,643 --> 00:06:00,648 Oh, no? 107 00:06:00,773 --> 00:06:03,432 What if he starts talking about what his mommy does for a living? 108 00:06:03,535 --> 00:06:05,219 We just tell him to lie. 109 00:06:06,137 --> 00:06:07,780 Wait, I guess that defeats the purpose. 110 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:12,991 Why does everything have to blow up simultaneously? It's not fair. 111 00:06:13,916 --> 00:06:16,340 Things could be worse. You could be pregnant. 112 00:06:16,495 --> 00:06:19,666 - Bite your motherfucking tongue. - Relax. How could you be pregnant? 113 00:06:19,770 --> 00:06:21,821 It's not like you're getting any. 114 00:06:23,377 --> 00:06:24,629 - Or are you? - Shut up. 115 00:06:24,738 --> 00:06:25,870 - Are you? - Shut up. 116 00:06:25,983 --> 00:06:27,178 - Are you? - Quit it. 117 00:06:30,334 --> 00:06:31,336 Are you? 118 00:06:32,272 --> 00:06:33,274 Thank you. 119 00:06:35,316 --> 00:06:36,358 Hi, there. 120 00:06:38,866 --> 00:06:40,352 I'd like to make a deposit. 121 00:06:44,431 --> 00:06:45,649 $15,000? 122 00:06:46,548 --> 00:06:47,818 It's been a good month. 123 00:06:48,873 --> 00:06:50,612 Fill these out. Bring them back. 124 00:06:50,965 --> 00:06:51,989 What are they for? 125 00:06:52,323 --> 00:06:56,994 One's for the IRS, which demands we report any deposit over $10,000 in cash. 126 00:06:57,256 --> 00:06:59,705 The other's for the bank. We like to keep internal records 127 00:06:59,805 --> 00:07:02,154 of any deposit in cash over $5,000. 128 00:07:04,889 --> 00:07:07,232 I'm not sure... 129 00:07:08,199 --> 00:07:09,517 I counted right. 130 00:07:10,740 --> 00:07:11,942 Thank you. 131 00:07:12,868 --> 00:07:14,110 Oh, my slip. 132 00:07:20,868 --> 00:07:21,870 Hello? 133 00:07:21,970 --> 00:07:23,606 Sullivan Groff speaking. 134 00:07:23,758 --> 00:07:25,841 If you ever want to see your cross again, 135 00:07:25,941 --> 00:07:28,310 you better listen to me and do the right thing. 136 00:07:28,412 --> 00:07:30,178 - Who is this? - It doesn't matter. 137 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:32,660 What matters is that you make right on all the promises you made 138 00:07:32,761 --> 00:07:35,410 to certain people, certain very important people. 139 00:07:35,606 --> 00:07:36,608 Wilson... 140 00:07:36,933 --> 00:07:37,991 You piece of shit. 141 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:41,774 Shit. 142 00:07:42,057 --> 00:07:43,603 Fucking radio barn! 143 00:07:43,763 --> 00:07:44,767 Shit. 144 00:07:45,498 --> 00:07:46,506 Shit. 145 00:08:02,254 --> 00:08:03,268 Of course. 146 00:08:04,246 --> 00:08:06,981 We done planting, and rent ain't due for another couple of weeks, 147 00:08:07,081 --> 00:08:08,255 so what you doing here? 148 00:08:08,378 --> 00:08:13,091 I need to know what you do with all of your drug money. 149 00:08:13,614 --> 00:08:15,530 I never realized how useless cash is... 150 00:08:15,792 --> 00:08:19,169 Can't deposit it in the bank, can't pay my bills with it, 151 00:08:19,274 --> 00:08:22,559 and my family is not going to get their hands on it. 152 00:08:22,966 --> 00:08:27,230 Sorry, I ain't training another white girl in the ways of the drug business. 153 00:08:27,477 --> 00:08:29,544 Didn't turn out too good for me last time. 154 00:08:30,151 --> 00:08:31,782 I'm your landlord, 155 00:08:32,045 --> 00:08:34,796 and if I can't handle all of this cash, 156 00:08:35,336 --> 00:08:39,090 there's just no incentive to rent to you. 157 00:08:39,525 --> 00:08:40,810 Lord, help me. 158 00:08:42,870 --> 00:08:43,912 Fine. 159 00:08:44,808 --> 00:08:47,784 First off, you take out 20%, and you hide it... 160 00:08:48,744 --> 00:08:51,608 Furniture cushions, floorboards, up your snatch if you got to. 161 00:08:52,361 --> 00:08:56,244 Never know when you're gonna need it. No, trust me. It's your savings account. 162 00:08:56,528 --> 00:08:58,263 Now, it don't earn no interest but 163 00:08:58,433 --> 00:09:01,535 there's nothing like cold, hard cash when fate comes calling. 164 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:04,746 Okay, what about the other 80%? 165 00:09:05,008 --> 00:09:06,652 Take the rest, and you start a company. 166 00:09:07,851 --> 00:09:09,147 What kind of company? 167 00:09:10,532 --> 00:09:13,252 You know what? Why don't you find yourself an accountant 168 00:09:13,510 --> 00:09:15,655 that don't mind bending the rules 169 00:09:15,878 --> 00:09:17,756 and let him take care of it for you? 170 00:09:22,641 --> 00:09:24,107 You gonna leave me to my reading? 171 00:09:25,459 --> 00:09:26,735 Do you ever get scared? 172 00:09:27,980 --> 00:09:29,473 About anything in particular? 173 00:09:29,911 --> 00:09:30,920 Getting caught. 174 00:09:31,073 --> 00:09:32,941 Oh, no. You got to put that out your mind. 175 00:09:33,950 --> 00:09:35,380 It's like flying. 176 00:09:36,032 --> 00:09:37,735 Sure, the plane might crash, 177 00:09:37,935 --> 00:09:39,820 but you got to get to where you're going fast. 178 00:09:40,036 --> 00:09:42,091 So in the end, it's worth the risk. 179 00:09:48,222 --> 00:09:49,596 We're gonna be friends. 180 00:09:55,954 --> 00:09:56,964 Lord, help me. 181 00:09:58,443 --> 00:09:59,851 What does he say to you? 182 00:09:59,975 --> 00:10:01,806 He likes the way you wear your hair now. 183 00:10:02,964 --> 00:10:03,972 He does? 184 00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:09,315 But he's angry. 185 00:10:10,051 --> 00:10:11,060 At who? 186 00:10:11,765 --> 00:10:12,769 All of us. 187 00:10:13,350 --> 00:10:15,064 - Oh yes, is he? - Yeah. 188 00:10:16,884 --> 00:10:18,317 Well, tell him that's not fair. 189 00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:20,254 You tell him. 190 00:10:20,665 --> 00:10:22,782 - He's here. - Oh, Shane. 191 00:10:27,150 --> 00:10:28,159 No, 192 00:10:28,652 --> 00:10:29,685 he's not. 193 00:10:30,789 --> 00:10:31,822 He's dead. 194 00:10:31,998 --> 00:10:33,008 You saw him. 195 00:10:33,701 --> 00:10:34,746 You were there. 196 00:10:36,037 --> 00:10:37,398 Please, don't do this anymore. 197 00:10:37,580 --> 00:10:38,965 It's making me really sad. 198 00:10:39,864 --> 00:10:40,956 Why? 199 00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:42,836 Don't you love him? 200 00:10:45,758 --> 00:10:47,321 I'll always love the memory of him. 201 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:54,614 What? 202 00:10:54,721 --> 00:10:56,024 He says he still loves you. 203 00:10:57,468 --> 00:11:00,373 Shane, this is you talking, isn't it? 204 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,381 No, it's not. 205 00:11:10,034 --> 00:11:11,081 Don't be mad at me. 206 00:11:12,444 --> 00:11:13,454 I'm not mad. 207 00:11:13,642 --> 00:11:15,109 I'm just scared. 208 00:11:20,140 --> 00:11:21,144 She's mad. 209 00:11:36,159 --> 00:11:37,169 Can I help you? 210 00:11:42,197 --> 00:11:43,794 Hello, I'm Eve Meriweather. 211 00:11:44,474 --> 00:11:45,555 Good for you. 212 00:11:45,863 --> 00:11:47,120 I'm going door-to-door. 213 00:11:47,222 --> 00:11:49,321 We're trying to mobilize the entire neighborhood 214 00:11:49,427 --> 00:11:51,693 to keep an eye out for any suspicious behavior. 215 00:11:52,162 --> 00:11:53,325 Suspicious behavior? 216 00:11:53,454 --> 00:11:55,065 You haven't seen anything strange? 217 00:11:55,190 --> 00:11:56,413 I can't say that I have. 218 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:57,559 Are you sure? 219 00:11:58,005 --> 00:11:59,921 What is it I'm supposed to be looking out for? 220 00:12:00,318 --> 00:12:03,147 Why our cross, of course. 221 00:12:06,306 --> 00:12:08,701 - Someone stole your cross? - Yes. 222 00:12:09,265 --> 00:12:10,756 That is a damn shame. 223 00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:13,128 - Who would do something like that? - Jews. 224 00:12:14,698 --> 00:12:15,960 Well, I haven't seen it. 225 00:12:16,242 --> 00:12:18,006 Haven't seen many jews around here, either. 226 00:12:18,107 --> 00:12:19,442 Well, they're mostly urban. 227 00:12:20,503 --> 00:12:21,536 You're new here. 228 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:22,776 Just moved in. 229 00:12:24,143 --> 00:12:26,198 Oh, and you must be the wife. 230 00:12:26,501 --> 00:12:28,074 And you must be? 231 00:12:28,368 --> 00:12:29,389 Eve Meriweather. 232 00:12:29,964 --> 00:12:32,054 Well, look at him. 233 00:12:32,254 --> 00:12:33,570 Hello, baby. 234 00:12:35,176 --> 00:12:38,678 Why are little black babies always so adorable? 235 00:12:39,598 --> 00:12:41,426 Why are white babies always so ugly? 236 00:12:44,799 --> 00:12:45,800 Sense of humor. 237 00:12:47,285 --> 00:12:50,302 Well, you know what, thank you for dropping by, and, yes, 238 00:12:50,525 --> 00:12:52,547 if I see your cross, I will call the number. 239 00:12:54,647 --> 00:12:56,130 See you all in church, I hope. 240 00:12:56,704 --> 00:12:58,348 Sure. Church. 241 00:12:58,512 --> 00:13:00,136 - Praise the Lord. - Hallelujah. 242 00:13:04,528 --> 00:13:05,737 I hate white idiots. 243 00:13:06,524 --> 00:13:07,757 White idiots named Doug. 244 00:13:10,370 --> 00:13:12,967 {TRADUIRE EN VF} 245 00:13:20,544 --> 00:13:21,554 Celia. 246 00:13:23,013 --> 00:13:24,516 To what do I owe this horror? 247 00:13:24,621 --> 00:13:25,866 All right, save it. 248 00:13:26,015 --> 00:13:27,432 I'm here on business. 249 00:13:27,924 --> 00:13:31,142 I need a slimy, crooked accountant with no scruples 250 00:13:31,247 --> 00:13:33,572 who will do anything to make a buck, and unfortunately, 251 00:13:33,952 --> 00:13:35,361 you're the only one I know. 252 00:13:35,474 --> 00:13:38,115 What makes you think I would lift a finger to help you? 253 00:13:45,338 --> 00:13:48,309 - How can I help you? - You can set up a dummy corporation 254 00:13:48,667 --> 00:13:50,148 for me to funnel cash through. 255 00:13:50,986 --> 00:13:52,117 You did it for Nancy. 256 00:13:52,555 --> 00:13:53,576 I like Nancy. 257 00:13:53,878 --> 00:13:56,403 Yeah, everybody likes Nancy. Everybody hates Celia. 258 00:13:56,860 --> 00:13:58,909 Time for everyone to come up with a new narrative. 259 00:13:59,044 --> 00:14:01,626 - We like the old narrative. Felt right - Tough. 260 00:14:02,085 --> 00:14:03,551 I'm not on the outside anymore. 261 00:14:04,016 --> 00:14:05,965 I am part of this operation, 262 00:14:06,454 --> 00:14:08,106 whether anyone likes it or not, 263 00:14:08,243 --> 00:14:10,260 and I intend to get my fair share. 264 00:14:15,978 --> 00:14:17,011 What? 265 00:14:18,603 --> 00:14:20,520 I really want to have sex with you right now. 266 00:14:22,011 --> 00:14:23,503 You do? 267 00:14:25,535 --> 00:14:29,310 I guess I must have some sort of a castrating bitch fetish. 268 00:14:29,732 --> 00:14:30,738 Yeah? 269 00:14:31,645 --> 00:14:33,171 I'm really hard. 270 00:14:34,205 --> 00:14:35,214 Feel. 271 00:14:41,344 --> 00:14:42,696 Don't waste it on me. 272 00:14:42,813 --> 00:14:45,843 I'd sooner lose a leg than suck your dick again. 273 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,173 Set up the corporation fast. 274 00:14:48,435 --> 00:14:50,466 I have major bills to pay. 275 00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:54,365 You are working for me now. 276 00:14:54,996 --> 00:14:56,442 How about "Ball Busters, inc"? 277 00:14:56,572 --> 00:14:59,058 Yeah, whatever. Work it out, bitch. 278 00:15:07,679 --> 00:15:09,078 What are we waiting for? 279 00:15:10,530 --> 00:15:11,779 Where did you get this? 280 00:15:12,118 --> 00:15:13,817 Conrad had it at the grow house. 281 00:15:13,937 --> 00:15:15,280 Does he know you took it? 282 00:15:15,387 --> 00:15:16,391 No. 283 00:15:17,805 --> 00:15:19,720 We can't just stand around and do nothing. 284 00:15:19,825 --> 00:15:21,305 They'll just hit us again. 285 00:15:21,769 --> 00:15:22,932 Let me worry about it. 286 00:15:23,032 --> 00:15:25,114 You're not the one that got the shit beat out of them. 287 00:15:25,236 --> 00:15:26,570 You're right, I wasn't. 288 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:30,256 I'm also not going up against an army of drug-dealing bikers 289 00:15:30,518 --> 00:15:33,063 with a 17-year-old boy, 290 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,281 a flamboyant hindi queen, 291 00:15:35,398 --> 00:15:37,148 and a 4-foot-tall Jesus-loving 292 00:15:37,441 --> 00:15:38,921 pixie as my posse. 293 00:15:39,444 --> 00:15:40,708 So what do we do, then? 294 00:15:40,839 --> 00:15:43,363 They won't let us deal. We can't sell their shitty ditch weed. 295 00:15:43,492 --> 00:15:44,812 We're out of options. 296 00:15:46,508 --> 00:15:47,729 I'll think of something. 297 00:15:47,961 --> 00:15:50,777 You better do it fast, because the next crop of MILF is almost ready. 298 00:15:51,458 --> 00:15:54,188 Don't you have other things to do? Go to the mall or something... 299 00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:56,419 - Be normal? - Like it or not, 300 00:15:56,525 --> 00:15:58,556 this is a family business now. 301 00:15:58,721 --> 00:16:00,599 Then let the head of the family worry about it. 302 00:16:00,721 --> 00:16:02,355 The head of the family's dead. 303 00:16:03,501 --> 00:16:05,085 At least that isn't my fault. 304 00:16:10,133 --> 00:16:12,375 Chess is mad, and when he's mad, he does stupid things. 305 00:16:12,602 --> 00:16:16,238 Beating the shit out of a defenseless teenage kid is psycho. 306 00:16:16,508 --> 00:16:20,195 Unfortunately, there's not much I can do to stop him, never has been. 307 00:16:20,974 --> 00:16:23,265 Then what the hell am I doing here? I never wash my van. 308 00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:27,483 - You're here because of me. - No, no, no, no. 309 00:16:28,328 --> 00:16:30,377 This Romeo and Juliet shit isn't working for me... 310 00:16:30,665 --> 00:16:32,753 Not if there isn't anything you can do to stop him. 311 00:16:33,723 --> 00:16:34,737 I tried. 312 00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:39,268 - I really did. - You tell your brother, 313 00:16:40,078 --> 00:16:42,921 if he ever touches anyone in my family again, I will kill him. 314 00:16:51,612 --> 00:16:53,573 Okay, maybe don't pass that message along, 315 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:56,666 but just know in your heart, his behavior is unacceptable. 316 00:16:59,732 --> 00:17:01,687 - Call me? - Yeah, maybe. 317 00:17:13,255 --> 00:17:14,474 You here for a date? 318 00:17:15,328 --> 00:17:16,337 No. 319 00:17:17,755 --> 00:17:18,770 No date. 320 00:17:28,731 --> 00:17:30,699 - I need help. - You try home depot? 321 00:17:31,695 --> 00:17:33,825 Plenty of Mexicans there that can help you. 322 00:17:33,945 --> 00:17:35,481 Not that kind of help. 323 00:17:35,831 --> 00:17:37,868 I'm being shaken down by some bikers in the hills. 324 00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:40,591 - Yeah? I know them. - You know them? 325 00:17:40,918 --> 00:17:44,015 Señorita, I know everybody who tries to peddle shit in sunny L.A. 326 00:17:44,642 --> 00:17:47,103 And I mean shit. They grow garbage. 327 00:17:48,169 --> 00:17:51,638 - They are garbage. - They beat up my son. 328 00:17:52,633 --> 00:17:55,329 They're threatening me. So what do you want from me? 329 00:17:58,009 --> 00:17:59,070 Protection. 330 00:17:59,201 --> 00:18:02,041 And what do I get in return for this protection? 331 00:18:04,198 --> 00:18:06,120 My undying gratitude? 332 00:18:08,510 --> 00:18:12,335 How about in return, we're partners? 333 00:18:13,247 --> 00:18:15,380 - What kind of partners? - 50/50 partners. 334 00:18:15,907 --> 00:18:17,325 - Half? - Of everything. 335 00:18:21,007 --> 00:18:22,831 Can I think about it and get back to you? 336 00:18:22,909 --> 00:18:25,125 No, you cannot. Yes or no. 337 00:18:25,548 --> 00:18:27,717 Deal or no deal. Ahora. 338 00:18:29,905 --> 00:18:32,647 What kind of protection would I get for half of everything? 339 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:35,983 You get total protection. 340 00:18:36,925 --> 00:18:38,194 No more shakedowns. 341 00:18:38,647 --> 00:18:40,780 Anyone fucks with you, they fuck with me. 342 00:18:41,660 --> 00:18:43,866 When they go down, they go down hard. 343 00:18:46,347 --> 00:18:48,070 - Fine. - Good. 344 00:18:49,230 --> 00:18:52,543 You don't got to worry about those biker pendejos anymore. 345 00:18:53,574 --> 00:18:56,468 - I'll take care of them. - What are you gonna do? 346 00:18:57,054 --> 00:18:58,612 Don't you worry, chelita. 347 00:19:05,234 --> 00:19:07,941 - What if they come after me? - They ain't gonna come after you. 348 00:19:08,709 --> 00:19:11,573 They're gonna be thanking Jesus Cristo that they're still breathing. 349 00:19:12,066 --> 00:19:16,247 Then they're gonna get on those ridiculous maricónbikes they ride, 350 00:19:16,379 --> 00:19:17,984 and head to Canada. 351 00:19:18,769 --> 00:19:21,626 Then word's gonna spread that you're being protecting by me, 352 00:19:21,746 --> 00:19:24,520 and that's gonna allow you to conduct your business in peace. 353 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:30,289 - I could use a little peace. - You'll have it. 354 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,628 And you tell your son, 355 00:19:34,806 --> 00:19:37,257 no one is ever gonna mess with him again. 356 00:19:57,687 --> 00:19:59,484 I believe this belongs to you. 357 00:20:01,355 --> 00:20:04,329 You might want to try and hide it a little better next time. 358 00:20:04,449 --> 00:20:06,663 - How you get it? - Silas took it. 359 00:20:09,571 --> 00:20:12,913 He wanted me to use it to blow the bikers away. 360 00:20:14,561 --> 00:20:18,658 Like your hero U-Turn? Silas got a tattoo on his ass, too? 361 00:20:19,539 --> 00:20:21,050 Will you let that go already? 362 00:20:21,777 --> 00:20:24,455 Jealous Conrad. So not sexy. 363 00:20:24,994 --> 00:20:27,748 Should I be carrying this on me? What's going on with said bikers? 364 00:20:28,844 --> 00:20:30,414 It's taken care of. 365 00:20:34,620 --> 00:20:36,788 - I went and bought some protection. - From who? 366 00:20:40,063 --> 00:20:42,235 - Guillermo. - So we working for Guillermo now? 367 00:20:43,553 --> 00:20:45,370 God damn, girl! 368 00:20:45,738 --> 00:20:48,067 You realize you're just trading one gangster for another? 369 00:20:48,172 --> 00:20:51,734 Yes. I also realize that I have no choice. 370 00:20:52,601 --> 00:20:54,362 These things are gonna keep happening to me. 371 00:20:54,944 --> 00:20:58,230 If I don't have any muscle behind me, I won't be able to do my business. 372 00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:04,007 Like it or not, I'm... a drug dealer. 373 00:21:06,222 --> 00:21:09,128 Say it out loud. I'm a fucking drug dealer. 374 00:21:10,804 --> 00:21:13,499 - How much he asks? - Half. 375 00:21:15,323 --> 00:21:16,327 Half? 376 00:21:16,431 --> 00:21:19,551 I let my son be a part of this, and I couldn't protect him. 377 00:21:19,657 --> 00:21:20,852 It was my fault. 378 00:21:21,872 --> 00:21:23,651 I did what I had to do to protect my family. 379 00:21:24,239 --> 00:21:26,855 - And who protects us from Guillermo? - I can handle Guillermo. 380 00:21:26,975 --> 00:21:28,206 How, by fucking him? 381 00:21:32,321 --> 00:21:33,950 That is so not fair. 382 00:21:42,673 --> 00:21:45,169 It's just that we in this together now. 383 00:21:47,513 --> 00:21:48,567 You... 384 00:21:53,758 --> 00:21:54,942 and me. 385 00:21:59,149 --> 00:22:00,684 And your boy Guillermo. 386 00:22:09,724 --> 00:22:12,150 Ain't this the fucking shit? 387 00:22:15,425 --> 00:22:18,786 The two garys did some flyovers with the thermal-imaging camera, 388 00:22:18,915 --> 00:22:21,000 - brought back some sweet shots. - Anything sexy? 389 00:22:21,692 --> 00:22:22,781 Two meth labs. 390 00:22:23,321 --> 00:22:25,324 If the patriot act had tits, I'd buy it a steak. 391 00:22:26,701 --> 00:22:28,898 Wait, go back one. 392 00:22:32,109 --> 00:22:33,122 Zoom in. 393 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:36,761 Closer. 394 00:22:40,251 --> 00:22:41,706 - Who you calling? - Majestic. 395 00:22:41,828 --> 00:22:45,452 I read an article in the paper about this cross of theirs that got stolen. 396 00:22:45,585 --> 00:22:47,603 I think I just found it. Not our problem. 397 00:22:47,723 --> 00:22:49,165 It's called moral duty. 398 00:22:50,750 --> 00:22:53,991 - Where's your respect for the Lord? - Whose Lord we talking about? Not mine. 399 00:22:55,638 --> 00:22:58,928 If you ask me, a cross that size is for a Lord with a tiny dick. 400 00:23:05,174 --> 00:23:06,756 - What's going on? - Fire. 401 00:23:08,373 --> 00:23:09,563 That's a big one. 402 00:23:10,043 --> 00:23:11,789 - Where is it? - Here. 403 00:23:12,169 --> 00:23:13,887 It started somewhere in the foothills. 404 00:23:14,018 --> 00:23:16,356 Then it jumped the highway, and now it's right here. 405 00:23:17,157 --> 00:23:19,418 The Santa Ana winds aren't helping matters. 406 00:23:19,797 --> 00:23:23,501 The fire department is issuing voluntary evacuation orders. 407 00:23:23,676 --> 00:23:27,649 Denise just called, said the fire started in their grow field. 408 00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:30,112 Someone torched it. 409 00:23:31,721 --> 00:23:34,281 You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you? 410 00:23:37,814 --> 00:23:40,705 - What are we gonna do? - Does that mean we have to leave? 411 00:23:41,283 --> 00:23:44,283 - What about the grow house? - Nance, any ideas? 412 00:23:46,334 --> 00:23:50,100 Shane, ask Judah if he has any suggestions.