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Narrator: Kids, in the fall of 2010,
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I was designing the new headquarters
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for Goliath National Bank,
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which meant working side by side
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with your Uncle Barney.
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I love your idea about a
giant rooftop ring of fire
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you can jump through with a motorcycle,
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but I tweaked it slightly and...
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this is still super bad-ass.
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It's now a patio garden where
you can bring a nice bag lunch.
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Sick.
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Yeah.
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Dude.
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Working together is gonna be legen...
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Wait for it.
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I'll send you an inter-office
memo with the rest
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'cause we freakin' work together!
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Everything was going great.
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That is, right up until Barney said...
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Oh, big news.
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The board finally settled
on a site for the building.
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It was the site of The Arcadian,
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one of New York's grandest old hotels.
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In its heyday, it was the New
York home to kings and queens.
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But lately...
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(Funky music plays)
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... mostly just queens.
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Hi, handsome.
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Lookin' for a date?
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Uh, no, thank you.
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Still got it.
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Barney, we have to talk.
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Sure. What's up?
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Excuse me, Mr. Stinson.
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Not now, Trish!
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But there's an urgent memo for Mr. Mosby.
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- "Dary."
- Legendary!
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So, what's on your mind?
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(Sighs)
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I can't design the building.
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Sync by fant0m - corrected by chamallow
www.addic7ed.com
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Not the slipper socks
with the rubber soles.
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I work so hard to-to set the mood,
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and-and when I see those,
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I feel the egg go (Slurping)
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Right back up my fallopian tube.
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Baby, these satin sheets are slippery.
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- Papa needs traction.
- Traction?
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As you know,
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papa likes to get down with enthusiasm.
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Please stop calling yourself "papa."
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And without traction,
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papa's likely to boogie
himself right out of bed.
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It's either these or soccer cleats.
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(Slurping)
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Hey, so I talked to Robin.
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I guess she and Max hooked up last night.
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Kids, as you may remember,
Max was a friend of Marshall's
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from law school...
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with whom Robin was really
starting to hit it off.
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Nice! I love that guy.
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Max is both his name and
his level of awesomeness.
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Yeah. He's a sweet guy.
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She feels really comfortable with him.
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They bonded over hockey.
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I guess he has a small penis,
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but they want to double-date next weekend.
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(Shouting)
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Why would you tell me that?
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So you'll clear your schedule.
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No! The other part!
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Oh, the small penis thing?
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Ah! Don't! Stop saying that!
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Why do you keep saying that? You...
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I don't want to know that.
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I'm not going to be able
to look the guy in the eye.
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I'm certainly not going to
be able to call him "Max."
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That's insane.
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I mean, just because you
know Max has a small penis...
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(Shouting) Just don't!
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You're kidding me.
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I'm sorry. I can't do this if it
means tearing down The Arcadian.
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It's an architectural landmark.
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Plus, people live there.
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How does GNB plan to
get hundreds of residents
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to just up and leave?
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- Snakes.
- Did you just say "snakes"?
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I don't recall saying "snakes""
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Ted, I know you love crappy
old stuff no one cares about.
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But I'm gonna give you
four words to live by:
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New is always better.
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New is always better?
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You know who's a million times hotter
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than the hottest girl
I've ever slept with?
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Her okay-looking friend
I haven't seen naked.
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Why?
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Because new is always better.
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Mm-hmm? And this theory
applies to everything?
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Everything.
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So, those new Star Wars movies...
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Those are better than the old ones?
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Yeah. The first three barely mention
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the intricacies of
intergalactic trade law.
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And when you're at a
Guns N' Roses concert,
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you're like, "yeah, yeah,
Paradise City, whatever.
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When are they gonna rock
me some Chinese democracy"?
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Axl's really matured as a songwriter, Ted.
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Wendy! I'd like to buy my friend a drink.
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What's your oldest scotch?
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Glen McKenna, aged 30 years in oak casks.
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Amazing.
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And what's your newest scotch?
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Jumbo Jim's grape scotch.
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Don't let it touch your skin.
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Your call, buddy.
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A glass of the J-Jumbo Jim's
grape scotch sounds lovely.
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Lots of ice.
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New is always better, Ted!
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That's a rule.
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Just like bigger is always better!
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Pfft. That's not true.
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Uh, sometimes smaller is better.
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"Hey, look how big my cell phone is!"
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You don't hear people say that.
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No. You want something compact
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and efficient that fits
comfortably in your pocket,
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and I think Max is just a great guy.
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Lily told you.
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Told him what?
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Max has a small penis.
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(Men groaning)
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How can you speak of such things?
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Girls talk about everything.
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Size, shape, left or right
leaning orientation...
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Length, resemblance
to a historical figure,
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such as Winston Churchill...
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Yes, that's one of you.
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Girth, grooming...
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How can you speak of such things?
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You're kidding.
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Barney, every time I mention
a woman you don't know,
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the first thing you say is, "boobs?"
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Not the complete sentence,
"does she have big boobs?"
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Which also would not be great.
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Just: "Boobs?"
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I do not do that.
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My friend Lori from work...
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Boobs? Damn it.
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But... seriously.
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Boobs?
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So why is it okay for
guys to talk about boobs,
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but the moment we bring up a topic
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like Max's small penis...
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(Men groaning)
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I'm gonna pretend this
conversation never happened.
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Impossible. Max's penis is stuck
in my brain like a splinter.
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Like a splinter-sized splinter.
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Speaking of disappointing weenies...
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Ted, tell them what you told me
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I want to ask the board at GNB
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to move the site for the new headquarters
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so we don't have to tear
down a classic old building.
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I still don't get this.
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Why, all of a sudden, out of nowhere,
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do you want to ruin...
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Wait a minute.
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Who's the girl?
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- Duh.
- Lily: Of course there's a girl.
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What? I...
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There's no g... girl.
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Why would you even...
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her name is Zoey.
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Boobs?
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Beautiful building, right?
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Look, mister, you are very convincing,
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and I am very flattered.
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Confused, even.
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But I'm not looking...
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I'm not a drag queen.
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But you definitely have me
rethinking this eye shadow.
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Not only is she funny,
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hot and genetically female,
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but get this...
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Look at the Palladian windows,
the rusticated stonework,
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the marble cornices...
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She's an architecture nerd!
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A hot architecture nerd!
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That's the dream!
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Whose dream?
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We wound up talking for hours.
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I love how old parts of the city are.
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Hmm.
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It makes me feel connected to history.
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Old is always better.
I can't wait to be old.
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Me, too.
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You can wear elastic everything.
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Your lipstick doesn't have
to stay inside the lines.
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You can shoplift and
pretend you're just confused.
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(Chuckles)
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- You could nap anywhere.
- Uh-huh.
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Even while driving.
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(Laughing) It's gonna be great.
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I can't wait to be all run-down
and weathered and wrinkly.
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Well, I'd say you got a pretty long wait.
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That's sweet.
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It would be sweeter if you hadn't thought
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I was a tranny before,
but it's still sweet.
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Oh, Ted, that's so romantic.
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I want to fill a pillowcase
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with dead batteries and beat you with it.
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Hey, Ted,
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can I ask you something?
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Anything.
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Will you sign this petition?
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"Save The Arcadian".
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We are gonna stop the bastards at
Goliath National Bank from demolishing it.
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Will you support us?
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And you said... ?
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Where do I sign?
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Hmm.
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Grape scotch. Not bad.
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Ted, you only think the
arcadian needs to be saved
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because some pretty girl thinks that.
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And seriously...
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Boobs?
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This isn't about the girl.
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It's about the building.
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And what did this "Zoey" say
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when she found out that you're the one
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tearing down her beloved Arcadian?
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That you, Ted Mosby, are
the architect of destruction?
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Marshall: Whoa!
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Sweet wrestling name alert.
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Well...
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Uh, it's a... it's a
funny thing about that...
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So what do you do, Ted?
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I'm a veterinarian.
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(All laughing)
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What? I panicked!
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This whole Arcadian
thing is classic Mosby.
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Changing your personality
to fit some girl.
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I don't do that.
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Well, off to meet Steph.
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We're adrenaline junkies!
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(Ted humming)
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Penelope is taking me to
the Battle of Gettysburg.
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We're gonna eat squirrel! (Chuckles)
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Look, she's really hot, okay?
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- All: Aww!
- Come on! Come on!
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We all change a little
for whoever we're into.
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Barney pretended to
be a rabbi to get laid.
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Asian girls love them some Jews.
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And Marshall never would've listened
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to the Indigo Girls
if it weren't for Lily.
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Um, I think you got that
backwards there, chief.
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And you're welcome.
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The point is, you weren't pretending
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to like the indigo girls
for the other person.
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You realized you liked them
because of the other person.
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Just like me, Zoey and The Arcadian.
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Did GNB really put snakes in The Arcadian?
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(Snickers) No.
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Technically, they were eggs.
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- Did you just say "eggs"?
- I don't recall saying "eggs."
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So I walk into my boss's office
268
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and suddenly I realize,
269
00:10:02,873 --> 00:10:05,692
"holy crap, I'm about to quit""
270
00:10:05,693 --> 00:10:07,009
Marshall: Small penis.
271
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You have a small penis.
272
00:10:08,779 --> 00:10:12,015
Oh, that's super interesting,
but you have a small penis.
273
00:10:12,016 --> 00:10:13,316
Damn it, Marshall!
274
00:10:13,317 --> 00:10:15,235
Okay. Okay. Think of any two words
275
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other than "small" or "penis."
276
00:10:17,521 --> 00:10:19,405
Got it: Small penis.
277
00:10:19,406 --> 00:10:20,573
Damn it!
278
00:10:20,574 --> 00:10:22,408
Yeah, I... I think it is so cool
279
00:10:22,409 --> 00:10:24,026
that you started your own law firm.
280
00:10:24,027 --> 00:10:27,797
Well, right now it's a
pretty small practice.
281
00:10:27,798 --> 00:10:29,499
(Laughing): Hey, hey.
282
00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:31,751
I bet it's not that small.
283
00:10:32,503 --> 00:10:33,636
Bro, it's...
284
00:10:33,637 --> 00:10:35,388
pretty small.
285
00:10:35,389 --> 00:10:36,923
Yeah, but, uh, you know what they say.
286
00:10:36,924 --> 00:10:39,008
The important thing is...
is how you use it, you know?
287
00:10:39,009 --> 00:10:41,094
"The motion of the
ocean." That whole thing.
288
00:10:41,095 --> 00:10:42,929
He said it's small, Marshall,
and everybody's fine with that.
289
00:10:42,930 --> 00:10:44,547
Let's just move on.
290
00:10:44,548 --> 00:10:48,268
I'm just saying that I bet
it's bigger than he thinks.
291
00:10:48,269 --> 00:10:50,019
And thick.
292
00:10:51,405 --> 00:10:52,722
Nah. Everything about it is tiny.
293
00:10:52,723 --> 00:10:55,908
The office is tiny. The
conference room is tiny.
294
00:10:55,909 --> 00:10:57,910
Plus, I got a very small staff.
295
00:10:57,911 --> 00:10:59,729
Let's order!
296
00:10:59,730 --> 00:11:01,948
Narrator: As I was mustering
the courage to call Zoey
297
00:11:01,949 --> 00:11:03,616
and tell her my true identity...
298
00:11:03,617 --> 00:11:05,201
Zoey...
299
00:11:05,202 --> 00:11:07,453
I'm Batman.
300
00:11:07,454 --> 00:11:09,372
Hmm. That'd be cool.
301
00:11:09,373 --> 00:11:11,007
... The strangest thing happened.
302
00:11:11,008 --> 00:11:12,408
(Knocking)
303
00:11:12,409 --> 00:11:14,577
(Sighs)
304
00:11:15,929 --> 00:11:18,214
I need your help.
305
00:11:18,215 --> 00:11:19,215
Just to warn you.
306
00:11:19,216 --> 00:11:20,466
What I'm about
307
00:11:20,467 --> 00:11:23,019
to show you is not a
hundred percent legal.
308
00:11:23,020 --> 00:11:26,139
Wasn't expecting bunnies.
309
00:11:26,140 --> 00:11:27,557
I stole them, Ted.
310
00:11:27,558 --> 00:11:29,309
My animal rights group
liberated these guys
311
00:11:29,310 --> 00:11:30,926
from an evil cosmetics company.
312
00:11:30,927 --> 00:11:33,262
And I figured, "hey, Ted's a vet.
313
00:11:33,263 --> 00:11:35,648
He can check them out and
make sure they're okay."
314
00:11:35,649 --> 00:11:38,818
Absolutely. Just let me run up
and get my bag of vet supplies.
315
00:11:38,819 --> 00:11:40,236
Okay.
316
00:11:40,237 --> 00:11:43,122
Why would I say that?
317
00:11:43,123 --> 00:11:45,375
Well, I know what I'm getting.
318
00:11:45,376 --> 00:11:47,243
- Oh? Oh?
- The porterhouse.
319
00:11:47,244 --> 00:11:48,578
I've had it here before.
320
00:11:48,579 --> 00:11:51,414
It is like this. It's huge.
321
00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:54,050
Well, spare no expense, buddy.
322
00:11:54,051 --> 00:11:55,752
Dinner is on me, and-and get dessert.
323
00:11:55,753 --> 00:11:57,920
Maybe this molten chocolate lava cake?
324
00:11:57,921 --> 00:11:59,639
I just want you to be happy.
325
00:12:00,474 --> 00:12:01,624
Thanks, man.
326
00:12:01,625 --> 00:12:03,393
- Next time, it is on me.
- Aw.
327
00:12:03,394 --> 00:12:05,311
- Excuse me. I'll be right back. All right.
- Marshall: Totally.
328
00:12:05,312 --> 00:12:07,597
We'll just be here.
329
00:12:10,267 --> 00:12:13,019
You're great.
330
00:12:13,020 --> 00:12:14,987
Ah. Thanks, bro.
331
00:12:14,988 --> 00:12:17,440
It's, uh... it's going on a while.
332
00:12:17,441 --> 00:12:18,941
I know.
333
00:12:18,942 --> 00:12:21,027
Thanks.
334
00:12:21,028 --> 00:12:22,578
Damn, baby, be cool!
335
00:12:22,579 --> 00:12:25,198
You're acting like he
has six months to live.
336
00:12:25,199 --> 00:12:26,582
It's your fault!
337
00:12:26,583 --> 00:12:28,868
You ladies and your salty sailor talk!
338
00:12:28,869 --> 00:12:31,871
Oh, come on! What about you
men and your locker room talk?
339
00:12:31,872 --> 00:12:32,988
Locker room talk.
340
00:12:32,989 --> 00:12:34,540
Do you want to know what it's like
341
00:12:34,541 --> 00:12:35,675
in a men's locker room?
342
00:12:35,676 --> 00:12:37,093
Hey. Hey.
343
00:12:37,094 --> 00:12:39,879
Marshall: It's just a
bunch of uncomfortable dudes
344
00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:42,598
trying to get out of there
as quickly as possible.
345
00:12:42,599 --> 00:12:46,285
And one old guy just
letting it all hang out.
346
00:12:46,286 --> 00:12:49,472
Are you suggesting that
guys don't talk about sex?
347
00:12:49,473 --> 00:12:52,058
Yes, we do, but you know what we say?
348
00:12:52,059 --> 00:12:53,476
"I hit that."
349
00:12:53,477 --> 00:12:54,777
"I got some."
350
00:12:54,778 --> 00:12:55,978
"I tapped it."
351
00:12:55,979 --> 00:12:57,613
"I squeezed those."
352
00:12:57,614 --> 00:12:58,865
Discreet and efficient.
353
00:12:58,866 --> 00:13:00,400
Not to mention classy.
354
00:13:00,401 --> 00:13:01,901
Thank God that I'm not dating.
355
00:13:01,902 --> 00:13:04,353
If I thought that Lily
talked in that much detail
356
00:13:04,354 --> 00:13:06,572
about our sex life, I'd
probably kill myself.
357
00:13:10,077 --> 00:13:12,412
Oh, no.
358
00:13:12,413 --> 00:13:13,863
What did you tell her?
359
00:13:13,864 --> 00:13:15,248
(In high-pitched voice): Oh, nothing.
360
00:13:15,249 --> 00:13:17,383
We don't talk about you!
361
00:13:17,384 --> 00:13:19,168
Are you sure?
362
00:13:19,169 --> 00:13:23,723
Yeah. That argument has
no traction whatsoever.
363
00:13:25,058 --> 00:13:27,343
You just broke in and stole these guys?
364
00:13:27,344 --> 00:13:28,895
Aren't you worried about getting arrested?
365
00:13:28,896 --> 00:13:31,264
Nah. I've been arrested lots of times.
366
00:13:41,942 --> 00:13:44,527
Chinese democracy.
367
00:13:44,528 --> 00:13:45,778
Wow.
368
00:13:45,779 --> 00:13:48,080
You're a little bit crazy.
369
00:13:48,081 --> 00:13:50,917
Well, I'm usually crazy for a good cause.
370
00:13:50,918 --> 00:13:53,453
I can't just sit by while
voiceless people or animals,
371
00:13:53,454 --> 00:13:55,171
or even buildings get screwed over.
372
00:13:55,172 --> 00:13:57,256
I'm certainly not going to just sit by
373
00:13:57,257 --> 00:14:00,760
while GNB turns The Arcadian
into a soulless metal box.
374
00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:02,258
Yeah. Yeah.
375
00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:04,360
Although I hear there's
a lovely rooftop patio
376
00:14:04,361 --> 00:14:06,796
where folks can enjoy
a nice bag lunch, so...
377
00:14:06,797 --> 00:14:10,666
Ted, I will find the bastards
at GNB responsible for this,
378
00:14:10,667 --> 00:14:15,721
and I promise you, I will take them down.
379
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,691
Cuckoo!
380
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,693
Ted, this woman is an anarchist,
381
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:23,145
a sociopath, a lunatic,
382
00:14:23,146 --> 00:14:26,399
and for the love of God, boobs?!
383
00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:28,067
Solid c-cup, perky bounce.
384
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:29,902
Momentary grudging respect.
385
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,956
Zoey does what she believes is right,
386
00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:35,708
and I want to do the same thing.
387
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:38,193
We have to find a new
site for this building.
388
00:14:38,194 --> 00:14:39,912
Ted, that is never gonna happen.
389
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:42,331
Well, I can't tear down The Arcadian.
390
00:14:42,332 --> 00:14:44,417
I'm sorry, but I'm off the project.
391
00:14:45,368 --> 00:14:47,219
Zoey: Hey, guys!
392
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,370
I appreciate the great turnout,
393
00:14:48,371 --> 00:14:50,539
but just so we're all on the same page,
394
00:14:50,540 --> 00:14:53,175
this is not a rally to legalize marijuana.
395
00:14:53,176 --> 00:14:55,344
Oh, bummer!
396
00:14:58,432 --> 00:14:59,849
Hey.
397
00:14:59,850 --> 00:15:01,067
Hey, Ted.
398
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:02,885
I'm so glad you came.
399
00:15:02,886 --> 00:15:05,054
Well, you really got
to me the other night.
400
00:15:05,055 --> 00:15:07,690
I want to get involved
with "Save The Arcadian."
401
00:15:07,691 --> 00:15:10,026
Great. I'll grab you a picket sign.
402
00:15:10,027 --> 00:15:11,327
Hmm.
403
00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:15,498
Do you want "GNB puts the
douche in fiduciary... "
404
00:15:16,867 --> 00:15:18,951
Or "it's always 4:20 somewhere"?
405
00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:21,671
Dudes, you forgot your signs!
406
00:15:21,672 --> 00:15:24,674
Narrator: As I looked up at
that magnificent old structure,
407
00:15:24,675 --> 00:15:27,843
i realized I wasn't letting my
feelings for Zoey mislead me.
408
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:30,296
This building really was worth saving.
409
00:15:35,686 --> 00:15:37,019
Ted, everything okay?
410
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,205
Yea... um... um...
411
00:15:42,392 --> 00:15:45,427
You work for GNB?
412
00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:50,232
Dude, why are you dressed like a wizard?
413
00:15:50,233 --> 00:15:52,818
She was really hot, okay?
414
00:15:59,632 --> 00:16:02,200
(Chuckling)
415
00:16:02,701 --> 00:16:03,968
How the hell could you do that?
416
00:16:03,969 --> 00:16:06,002
Simple. I rented the chair.
417
00:16:06,103 --> 00:16:07,937
The bunny was here
already. That was lucky.
418
00:16:07,938 --> 00:16:09,589
I waited to do the dramatic swivel
419
00:16:09,590 --> 00:16:10,474
until I heard your key enter the door.
420
00:16:10,475 --> 00:16:11,809
The billboard, Barney.
421
00:16:11,810 --> 00:16:14,311
I had to. Now that you
have no shot with the girl,
422
00:16:14,312 --> 00:16:15,980
you'll realize you never
cared about the building,
423
00:16:15,981 --> 00:16:17,531
and everything can go back to normal.
424
00:16:17,532 --> 00:16:19,483
You're wrong. I do care.
425
00:16:19,484 --> 00:16:21,068
And I'm still quitting.
426
00:16:21,069 --> 00:16:22,403
Don't you get it, Ted?
427
00:16:22,404 --> 00:16:24,655
We're tearing down The
Arcadian either way.
428
00:16:24,656 --> 00:16:28,325
It's a stupid old piece-of-crap,
run-down, snake-infested dump!
429
00:16:28,326 --> 00:16:30,277
Okay, are there or aren't there snakes?!
430
00:16:30,278 --> 00:16:31,879
Who mentioned snakes?!
431
00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:33,464
And stop shouting!
432
00:16:33,465 --> 00:16:35,800
You're scaring cottontail.
433
00:16:35,801 --> 00:16:37,001
You named the rabbit?
434
00:16:37,002 --> 00:16:39,170
You took longer to get
here than I thought,
435
00:16:39,171 --> 00:16:40,337
we bonded, I'm keeping her.
436
00:16:40,338 --> 00:16:41,672
The point is,
437
00:16:41,673 --> 00:16:43,674
you now have a chance
438
00:16:43,675 --> 00:16:45,676
to design your own building.
439
00:16:45,677 --> 00:16:46,793
Dude,
440
00:16:46,794 --> 00:16:48,596
you can do whatever you want with it.
441
00:16:48,597 --> 00:16:50,114
You're right.
442
00:16:50,115 --> 00:16:53,033
You're right. I can
design it however I want.
443
00:16:53,034 --> 00:16:54,902
So you're back in?
444
00:16:54,903 --> 00:16:57,438
Yeah.
445
00:16:57,439 --> 00:17:00,024
Narrator: That night, as
I worked on a new design
446
00:17:00,025 --> 00:17:02,660
that just might solve all my problems...
447
00:17:05,530 --> 00:17:08,115
Marshall was visited
by a disturbing vision.
448
00:17:08,116 --> 00:17:10,501
Lily: Ugh, he thinks I like this...
449
00:17:10,502 --> 00:17:12,953
But it feels disgusting.
450
00:17:12,954 --> 00:17:15,706
Uh, it looks disgusting.
451
00:17:15,707 --> 00:17:17,341
Um...
452
00:17:17,342 --> 00:17:19,460
uh, is this working for you?
453
00:17:19,461 --> 00:17:21,011
"Uh, is this working for you?"
454
00:17:21,012 --> 00:17:22,263
Oh, of course,
455
00:17:22,264 --> 00:17:24,431
because what woman doesn't
like being slobbered on
456
00:17:24,432 --> 00:17:26,684
while some giant paws
at her nether regions
457
00:17:26,685 --> 00:17:29,637
like Lenny from of mice and men?
458
00:17:29,638 --> 00:17:31,171
(Both laughing) Oh, you're bad.
459
00:17:31,172 --> 00:17:32,356
More cosmos?
460
00:17:32,357 --> 00:17:33,507
Mm.
461
00:17:33,508 --> 00:17:34,859
I can't... I can't do this!
462
00:17:34,860 --> 00:17:36,727
I can't stop thinking about you and Robin!
463
00:17:36,728 --> 00:17:38,562
Oh, I've had that a couple times.
464
00:17:38,563 --> 00:17:41,448
Just lean into it and let it fuel things.
465
00:17:41,449 --> 00:17:42,616
Look, no. You know what?
466
00:17:42,617 --> 00:17:44,652
Why don't you just... why don't you just
467
00:17:44,653 --> 00:17:48,239
call Robin, okay, and
have a good laugh about it?
468
00:17:48,790 --> 00:17:50,040
(Scoffs)
469
00:17:50,041 --> 00:17:51,325
Marshall: Whoa! (Sliding
and falling with a thud)
470
00:17:51,326 --> 00:17:54,211
Traction could have prevented that.
471
00:17:57,465 --> 00:17:59,583
Well,
472
00:17:59,584 --> 00:18:02,786
hope you don't mind, we made
some changes to the billboard.
473
00:18:06,224 --> 00:18:08,676
Well, that explains a few voice-mails.
474
00:18:08,677 --> 00:18:11,679
Listen, Zoey, I think
we can save The Arcadian.
475
00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:14,181
No. Maybe not in the
way you were picturing,
476
00:18:14,182 --> 00:18:17,384
but I stayed up all night working
on a new concept, all right?
477
00:18:17,385 --> 00:18:20,521
What if my design could
incorporate the Arcadian facade
478
00:18:20,522 --> 00:18:22,106
into the new GNB headquarters?
479
00:18:22,107 --> 00:18:24,909
Narrator: Kids, it was one
of those moments in life
480
00:18:24,910 --> 00:18:26,493
where everything comes together...
481
00:18:26,494 --> 00:18:32,499
the girl, the building,
everything, until...
482
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:34,451
- Are you married?
- Yeah.
483
00:18:34,452 --> 00:18:38,455
So you were saying, the facade
will be completely preserved?
484
00:18:41,843 --> 00:18:43,177
This isn't about the girl.
485
00:18:43,178 --> 00:18:44,762
It's about the building.
486
00:18:44,763 --> 00:18:47,097
Narrator: Yeah, it was about the girl.
487
00:18:47,098 --> 00:18:50,250
Ted, wh... wh... what are you doing?
488
00:18:50,251 --> 00:18:51,635
(Clears throat) This wouldn't work.
489
00:18:51,636 --> 00:18:53,938
Zoey, The Arcadian was a
really great building once,
490
00:18:53,939 --> 00:18:56,089
but it's falling apart,
and it's full of snakes.
491
00:18:56,090 --> 00:18:57,975
- Snakes?
- I don't recall saying snakes.
492
00:18:59,527 --> 00:19:02,396
Then he gets this panicked
look on his face, says,
493
00:19:02,397 --> 00:19:04,698
"I can't do this," and storms out.
494
00:19:04,699 --> 00:19:05,983
Wow, that is weird.
495
00:19:05,984 --> 00:19:08,152
But here's the crazier part.
496
00:19:08,153 --> 00:19:10,037
No. You know what?
497
00:19:10,038 --> 00:19:12,105
Papa don't back down from a fight.
498
00:19:12,106 --> 00:19:15,909
So why don't you tell Robin... about this!
499
00:19:17,712 --> 00:19:20,080
It was amazing.
500
00:19:20,081 --> 00:19:25,052
He was passionate,
animalistic, a complete stud.
501
00:19:25,053 --> 00:19:26,420
Wow.
502
00:19:26,421 --> 00:19:29,139
So he's right there making
you say all this, huh?
503
00:19:29,140 --> 00:19:32,393
Yup. "'You're like a Greek God, '
504
00:19:32,394 --> 00:19:34,294
I moaned, as the... "
505
00:19:34,295 --> 00:19:35,962
I can't read that, baby.
506
00:19:35,963 --> 00:19:38,148
"Musky scent of man."
507
00:19:38,149 --> 00:19:40,818
"As the musky scent of man
508
00:19:40,819 --> 00:19:46,740
and Marshall's sure-footed
traction intoxicated
509
00:19:46,741 --> 00:19:47,974
and overpowered me."
510
00:19:47,975 --> 00:19:49,109
That sounds real.
511
00:19:49,110 --> 00:19:51,111
Narrator: And as for Zoey, it was funny.
512
00:19:51,112 --> 00:19:53,330
I'd lied to her, then
completely let her down.
513
00:19:53,331 --> 00:19:54,815
And I barely knew the girl.
514
00:19:54,816 --> 00:19:56,483
But there was something about her.
515
00:19:56,484 --> 00:19:59,470
I couldn't help but wonder
if I'd ever see her again.
516
00:19:59,471 --> 00:20:01,622
Zoey: Hey, Mosby!
517
00:20:01,623 --> 00:20:03,574
You're gonna have
518
00:20:03,575 --> 00:20:07,177
to come out of your hole at
some point, you son of a bitch!
519
00:20:07,178 --> 00:20:08,429
Man: Yeah!
520
00:20:08,430 --> 00:20:09,797
Legalize it!
521
00:20:09,798 --> 00:20:11,432
Dude!
522
00:20:11,433 --> 00:20:12,833
Ready.
523
00:20:12,834 --> 00:20:14,134
Aim.
524
00:20:14,135 --> 00:20:15,636
Fire!
525
00:20:15,637 --> 00:20:17,671
Narrator: Why, yes.
526
00:20:17,672 --> 00:20:20,607
Yes, I would see her again.
527
00:20:23,494 --> 00:20:25,227
- Hey.
- Hey.
- Hey.
528
00:20:25,928 --> 00:20:27,262
How's it going with Robin?
529
00:20:27,263 --> 00:20:30,616
Uh, I think I have to break up with her.
530
00:20:30,617 --> 00:20:32,701
- Really? Why?
- You with her?
531
00:20:32,702 --> 00:20:35,587
Yeah, well, there's this...
532
00:20:35,588 --> 00:20:45,831
kind of weird thing she
likes to do in the bedroom.
533
00:20:45,832 --> 00:20:48,000
Hey, what's not for everyone?
534
00:20:49,502 --> 00:20:51,786
Guys, come on. What is it?
535
00:20:51,787 --> 00:20:53,121
Come on, bro.
536
00:20:53,122 --> 00:20:55,340
This is a locker room.
537
00:20:56,226 --> 00:20:58,510
I...
538
00:21:00,897 --> 00:21:02,797
What do you think it was, Murray?
539
00:21:02,798 --> 00:21:05,217
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