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♪ Michael Rennie was ill
the day the earth stood still, ♪
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♪ but he told us where we stand. ♪
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♪ And Flash Gordon was there,
in silver underwear. ♪
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♪ Claude Rains was
the invisible man. ♪
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♪ Then something went wrong
for Fay Wray and King Kong. ♪
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♪ They got caught
in a celluloid jam. ♪
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♪ Then at a deadly pace,
it came from outer space, ♪
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♪ and this is how
the message ran: ♪
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♪ Science fiction... ♪
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♪ Double feature. ♪
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♪ To the late night
double feature ♪
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♪ picture show. ♪
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♪ In the velvet darkness
of the blackest night, ♪
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♪ burning bright,
there's a guiding star. ♪
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♪ No matter what... ♪
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♪ Or who... ♪
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♪ Who you are... ♪
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♪ There's a light... ♪
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♪ Over at the Frankenstein place. ♪
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♪ There's a light... ♪
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♪ Burning in the fireplace. ♪
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♪ There's a light... ♪
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♪ Light in the darkness
of everybody... ♪
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Schuester, you messing with my woman?
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- I...
- I thought we had a deal.
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This is the face of a
guy who stepped in it.
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How did it get to this?
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How did a production of
Rocky Horror turn into...
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Ugh...
My horror?
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It all started a week ago.
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- Hey, Em.
- Hi.
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What's with your crusts?
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You...
You always cut them off.
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I must have forgotten
this morning.
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Forgot?
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Carl and I had the
most amazing weekend.
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We hit the revival theater
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downtown for the midnight
show of Rocky Horror.
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You're kidding.
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No.
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Isn't that where everyone
dresses up and yells stuff?
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At least not yet.
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Wait, isn't that
theater a total dive?
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It's disgusting, it's horrible.
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- I know.
- I mean, there isn't
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a surface that isn't covered
in spilled soda, so you'd think
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it'd be a nightmare for me, right?
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But I don't know,
I'm having so much fun
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- that I don't even notice.
- Oh.
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Mm.
And get this.
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You know how I've always been
very anti-Halloween
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'cause it totally freaks me out
to think about eating candy
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that someone else
has touched, right?
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Well, Carl and I are gonna
dress up as characters
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from the show,
and we're actually gonna
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go trick-or-treating!
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The sandwich,
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the dirty theater...
He's actually making her better.
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...go as Janet, because obviously,
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- she's a ginger...
- He's winning.
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Why the hell didn't I think of
taking her to that damn show?
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Oh, it's so weird
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that you brought up how
much you love that show,
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because just last weekend,
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I decided to have the Glee Club
perform Rocky Horror
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for the school musical this year.
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- Wow, Will.
- Yeah.
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- Cool, right?
- It's very, very cool.
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- That's so...
- I mean,
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who knew that Rocky Horror was
so important to both of us?
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Yeah.
Yeah, I guess so.
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Isn't there some pretty risqué
material in there, though?
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Yeah, I mean,
I'll probably have to
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make some edits here and there,
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but it's worth it to
expose the kids to
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one of my favorite
musicals of all time.
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- Yeah.
- I love that show.
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Wow, yeah.
Mm.
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Well, I'm thinking you're gonna
have to edit the whole thing out
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if you're gonna get Sue and
Figgins to sign off on it.
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But, um, that's really exciting.
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Right.
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Let's go, Rocky Horror.
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- Oh, um, yep.
- Yeah.
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So what are you gonna be
for Halloween this year?
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I'm going as a peanut allergy.
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Great news, guys.
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I've had a little inspiration.
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This week's musical lesson
isn't really a lesson.
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It's a musical.
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Oh, please be Evita,
please be Evita...
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Rocky Horror.
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I've never seen it.
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- Mr. Shue.
- Yep?
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While I admire your choice
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of the groundbreaking
'70s musical,
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aren't you worried
that the adult themes
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might be a point of controversy?
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Seriously. A school in Texas
couldn't even do Rent.
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It caused an outrage and
they had to cancel the show.
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Isn't that the whole
point of the arts?
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Pushing boundaries,
doing things
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people say you can't
do for the sake of
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self-expression?
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I got it all figured out.
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I cut out some of the
more risqué sections.
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And I'm sending home
permission slips
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to all your parents to make
sure that they're okay with it.
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And we're going to charge
admission and use the proceeds
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to help pay for transportation
to nationals in New York.
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Okay, let's talk about casting.
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Oh, Finn and I will
play Brad and Janet.
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- Ah!
- And I'll be playing
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the guy in the wheelchair, right?
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That's what I was thinking.
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And I thought Kurt could play
the role of Frank-N-Furter.
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No.
There's no way
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I'm playing a transvestite
in high heels and fishnets
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and wearing lipstick.
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Why? 'Cause that
look was last season?
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I'll do it.
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Really?
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It's, like, the male lead.
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I know, but I'm feeling
a little more confident
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about my singing voice
after our duets project.
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Great!
I have no problem with that.
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Now, we're a little
short on female roles,
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so we're going to have to double
up on Columbias and Magentas.
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It's standard
practice on Broadway.
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It'll preserve your voices.
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I'd like to preserve you.
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In a jar.
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In my basement.
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Sam.
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I'd like you to play the
role of The Creature.
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From the Black Lagoon?
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Rocky. He's like the
Frankenstein character,
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but blond.
You'll kill the part.
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He's cute, just like you.
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Better start working on those abs.
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Are you kidding me?
You could cut glass with these babies.
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I have no problem
showing off my body.
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Okay. Looks like we
got ourselves a show.
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So then after "The Time Warp",
Riff Raff aka Kurt
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takes us to Frank-N-Furter's lab.
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I have no idea what's
going on in this script,
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and it's not in a cool
Inception kind of way.
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Just try, okay?
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All right, so, then they
take off our wet clothes,
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and we do the rest of the
scene in our underwear.
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Wait, I'm in my tighty-whities?
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Yeah.
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I can't be on stage,
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in front of the whole school
in my tighty-whities. They're...
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gonna be able to see my whole...
business.
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Come on. It will just be
like going to the pool.
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I wear a swim shirt at the pool.
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I tell everybody it's because
I burn easily, but...
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Look... I know I'm a big athlete,
and it's not manly or anything...
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But I'm kind of insecure
about how I look.
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Come on. You just...
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You know, you have a
different body type.
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I don't look like
Brittany or Santana,
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but you still think
I'm hot, right?
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Yeah, of course.
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So, then...
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You're just going
to have to trust me
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that you're the
hottest guy in school.
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Okay?
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Okay. Come here.
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All right.
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So, then after that,
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Frank-N-Furter's
going to come down
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and elevator,
and when he comes down,
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we are scared.
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I might faint.
Maybe a couple times.
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...making it the zoo's first
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unitarian chimp wedding
in over six years.
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And we certainly
wish the couple well.
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And now, let's mosey on
over to Sue's Corner.
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Take it away, Sue.
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Thanks, Rod.
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You know,
Halloween is fast approaching,
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the day when parents
encourage little boys
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to dress like little girls,
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and little girls to
dress like whores,
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and go door-to-door,
browbeating hardworking Americans
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into giving them free food.
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Well you know what,
Western Ohio?
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We've lost the true
meaning of Halloween.
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Fear.
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Halloween is that
magical day of the year
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when a child is told their
grandmother's a demon
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who's been feeding
them rat casserole
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with a crunchy garnish
of their own scabs.
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Children must know fear.
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Without it,
they won't know how to behave.
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They'll try frenching
grizzly bears
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or consider living in Florida.
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So, moms,
skip trick-or-treating this year,
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and instead, sit your little
toddler down and explain
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that Daddy's a hungry zombie,
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and before he went out
to sharpen his pitchfork,
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he whispered to Mommy
that you looked delicious.
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And that's how Sue sees it.
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Sue, you're the cat's pajamas.
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And we'll be right back.
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Hello, Sue.
I'm Barry Jeffries.
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This is Tim Stanwick.
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We're the new local station
managers down at WOHN.
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Do you mind if we sit?
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We loved Sue's Corner last night.
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Oh, yeah. You know,
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we come from the
world of cable news.
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And we have... ideas.
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You see, good news
is about information.
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But great news is about fear.
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- For example... Tim!
- Hmm?
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Did you hear about the swarm
of Africanized killer bees?
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- No.
- Wouldn't it be awful
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to see an entire town
overrun by killer bees?
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I'm sorry, did you just say, Tim,
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"An entire town overrun
by killer bees"?
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- Well, I ju...
- There's your quote.
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And you can replace "Killer bees"
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with whatever you want!
Terrorists!
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Mexicans!
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Mexican terrorists!
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Ants!
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Mexican terrorist ants!
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So, what can I do for you?
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Someone at this school is
seeking the stage rights
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to Rocky Horror as
this year's musical.
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I take it you know the show.
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When I was younger,
I took my sister to the show.
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The audience was so enraged
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at having a disabled
person in their midst,
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you know what they did?
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They threw toast at us.
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You want me to shut it down?
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No.
No.
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We want you to do an exposé
proving that the secular
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progressive agenda has
finally arrived here
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in the Lima, Ohio,
school district.
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Sue, it's got a Local Emmy
written all over it.
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We have a deal?
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All right, places,
Finn and Rachel.
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I want to start with
"Damn It, Janet."
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Oh! I cannot wait till
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Finn takes his top off so we can
all see the hotness underneath.
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- What are you talking about?
- You can't have sloppy joes
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every day for lunch and think
you can get away with it.
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Um...
That's incredibly rude.
256
00:11:25,540 --> 00:11:27,400
Is it? Guys whisper
behind our backs
257
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about how we girls look every day.
258
00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:30,690
They objectify us all the time.
259
00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:32,909
- She sort of has a point.
- Yeah, earlier today,
260
00:11:32,910 --> 00:11:35,049
Artie asked if he could
make a gigantic omelet
261
00:11:35,050 --> 00:11:38,360
when I'm done with the ostrich
eggs I'm smuggling in my bra.
262
00:11:39,770 --> 00:11:42,990
I'm super looking forward to
seeing Sam in his gold bikini.
263
00:11:43,030 --> 00:11:44,570
It's gonna be ab-ulous.
264
00:11:44,650 --> 00:11:46,010
- Can we get on with rehearsal, please?
- Yeah!
265
00:11:46,011 --> 00:11:47,289
I agree!
Yes.
266
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Let's stay focused, guys.
All right...
267
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Riff Raff and Columbia
and Magenta, team one.
268
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Take your places.
269
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Let's rock and roll.
270
00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:57,280
Hey, Janet...
271
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Yes, Brad?
272
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I've got something to say.
273
00:12:01,514 --> 00:12:02,711
Uh-huh?
274
00:12:03,620 --> 00:12:07,240
I really loved the...
skillful way...
275
00:12:09,060 --> 00:12:13,330
You beat the other girls...
to the bride's bouquet.
276
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,250
Oh, Brad!
277
00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:21,460
♪ The river was deep,
but I swam it, Janet... ♪
278
00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:24,630
♪ The future is ours,
so let's plan it, Janet. ♪
279
00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:27,720
♪ So please don't tell
me to can it, Janet. ♪
280
00:12:27,740 --> 00:12:29,020
♪ I've one thing to say, ♪
281
00:12:29,021 --> 00:12:32,010
♪ and that's damn it,
Janet, I love you. ♪
282
00:12:34,490 --> 00:12:37,539
♪ The road was long,
but I ran it, Janet... ♪
283
00:12:37,540 --> 00:12:40,569
♪ There's a fire in my heart
and you fan it, Janet. ♪
284
00:12:40,570 --> 00:12:43,710
♪ If there's one fool for you,
then I am it, Janet... ♪
285
00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:45,169
♪ I've one thing to say, ♪
286
00:12:45,170 --> 00:12:48,260
♪ and that's damn it,
Janet, I love you. ♪
287
00:12:50,730 --> 00:12:55,090
♪ Here's a ring to prove
that I'm no joker. ♪
288
00:12:56,810 --> 00:13:02,230
♪ There's three ways
that love can grow. ♪
289
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:08,150
♪ That's good, bad or mediocre. ♪
290
00:13:08,510 --> 00:13:12,680
♪ Oh, J-A-N-E-T, I love you so. ♪
291
00:13:14,830 --> 00:13:18,190
♪ It's nicer than Betty Munroe had. ♪
♪ Oh, Brad. ♪
292
00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:21,300
♪ Now we're engaged and I'm so glad. ♪
♪ Oh, Brad. ♪
293
00:13:21,340 --> 00:13:24,309
♪ That you've met Mom and you know Dad. ♪
♪ Oh, Brad. ♪
294
00:13:24,310 --> 00:13:25,520
♪ I've one thing to say, ♪
295
00:13:25,521 --> 00:13:29,410
♪ and that's Brad,
I'm mad for you, too... ♪
296
00:13:33,170 --> 00:13:33,990
What made you think
297
00:13:33,991 --> 00:13:36,570
you could get away with doing
this show without my knowledge?
298
00:13:37,910 --> 00:13:40,849
I didn't. I was hoping
just to run out the clock
299
00:13:40,850 --> 00:13:42,090
until it was too late to stop us.
300
00:13:42,091 --> 00:13:43,510
Who says I want to stop you?
301
00:13:44,020 --> 00:13:46,900
I appreciate how Rocky Horror
pushes boundaries.
302
00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:49,400
So you're not gonna fight us?
303
00:13:49,490 --> 00:13:50,940
Perhaps not.
304
00:13:51,090 --> 00:13:52,830
I just want to be involved, Will.
305
00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:54,330
The arts matter.
306
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,830
Fine.
Join us.
307
00:13:59,020 --> 00:14:00,920
Play the part of the Criminologist.
308
00:14:00,921 --> 00:14:02,130
We need someone with authority.
309
00:14:02,131 --> 00:14:02,980
- Done.
- Great.
310
00:14:03,980 --> 00:14:05,090
We rehearse tonight.
311
00:14:05,091 --> 00:14:07,550
Fantastic. Give me
time to do my rewrites.
312
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,789
- I'm sorry?
- Yeah, it says right here in my contract
313
00:14:10,790 --> 00:14:11,970
that I get final script approval.
314
00:14:11,971 --> 00:14:13,830
And I wouldn't fight it, Will.
315
00:14:14,110 --> 00:14:17,270
I'm a notary public.
See you on the boards, buddy.
316
00:14:24,060 --> 00:14:25,050
75...
317
00:14:25,390 --> 00:14:28,690
Chicken, egg whites,
fish... No salmon...
318
00:14:28,790 --> 00:14:31,460
Oatmeal, brown rice,
but not after 6:00 P.M.
319
00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:34,430
No butter or oil and no soda.
320
00:14:35,650 --> 00:14:36,610
That's all you eat?
321
00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:39,880
Ain't no carpool lane to sexy.
322
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,120
Damn straight.
323
00:14:41,330 --> 00:14:44,049
I don't know, man, I never
used to think about this stuff.
324
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,439
I mean, we're guys.
325
00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:46,660
When did this start to matter?
326
00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:48,390
I personally blame the Internet.
327
00:14:48,570 --> 00:14:51,020
Once Internet porn was invented,
girls could watch without having
328
00:14:51,021 --> 00:14:53,200
to make that embarrassing
trip to the video store.
329
00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:56,180
Internet porn altered
the female brain chemistry,
330
00:14:56,181 --> 00:14:57,110
making them more like men.
331
00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:59,720
And thus more concerned
with our bodies.
332
00:14:59,870 --> 00:15:02,240
But doesn't it get exhausting
thinking about what you eat,
333
00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:04,350
- like, working out like a madman?
- Nah.
334
00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:08,459
I mean, if I miss a workout or
eat a hot dog, I hate myself
335
00:15:08,460 --> 00:15:09,980
for a few days, but the fact is,
336
00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:14,269
if I want to be cool,
if I want to get Quinn for good,
337
00:15:14,270 --> 00:15:15,140
I got to look the part.
338
00:15:16,510 --> 00:15:17,880
You get up on that
stage and look like
339
00:15:17,881 --> 00:15:20,040
the Pillsbury Doughboy,
no way you're staying popular.
340
00:15:21,060 --> 00:15:22,080
Come on, let's do some squats.
341
00:15:29,460 --> 00:15:32,010
I think maybe that's why Sue's
been such a bully all along.
342
00:15:32,210 --> 00:15:33,890
She really just wants
to be included.
343
00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:39,680
Listen...
344
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:41,999
I really don't want to
345
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,710
overstep my boundaries here,
but I really need your help.
346
00:15:45,220 --> 00:15:47,120
I... I need to find
all these costumes,
347
00:15:47,121 --> 00:15:49,010
and nobody knows
Rocky Horror like you.
348
00:15:51,010 --> 00:15:51,980
I don't know, would you
349
00:15:52,050 --> 00:15:54,070
mind coming on board
as my costume designer?
350
00:15:55,030 --> 00:15:57,840
Are you serious?
You're not kidding?
351
00:15:58,330 --> 00:16:00,360
I would love to!
I'd love to!
352
00:16:00,450 --> 00:16:02,449
Well, it's gonna be a lot of work,
353
00:16:02,450 --> 00:16:04,150
and we're gonna be spending
a lot of time together.
354
00:16:04,151 --> 00:16:05,470
Yes, it's a dream come true!
355
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,120
I mean, the costume designing
is a dream come true.
356
00:16:08,121 --> 00:16:10,200
Not the spending a lot of time...
Not that spending a lot of time
357
00:16:10,201 --> 00:16:12,640
wouldn't be, but it... Because
of Carl... I've got the Carl.
358
00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:14,690
Yeah, Carl.
Yeah.
359
00:16:15,910 --> 00:16:18,019
Mr. Shue?
My parents read the script,
360
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,590
and they're pulling me
out of Rocky Horror.
361
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:20,790
What?
362
00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:23,759
I really want to do it,
but they're just not cool
363
00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:25,020
with me dressing up like a tranny.
364
00:16:25,970 --> 00:16:28,240
I hate to let you down,
but I'm out.
365
00:16:31,849 --> 00:16:33,082
Huh...
366
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:35,590
Becky...
367
00:16:35,810 --> 00:16:38,900
That is the best Halloween costume
I've ever seen.
368
00:16:38,901 --> 00:16:39,900
Thanks, Coach.
369
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:41,870
There's only one thing missing.
370
00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:44,140
Go scream at some fatties.
371
00:16:44,950 --> 00:16:47,090
Oh, and Becky, next year,
when you trick-or-treat as me,
372
00:16:47,091 --> 00:16:50,280
you'll need to be clutching a bright,
glittering Local Emmy.
373
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,580
Uh, Sue, I've got some bad news.
374
00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:00,850
We lost our Frank-N-Furter,
and I can't find a replacement.
375
00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:02,950
Musical's canceled.
376
00:17:08,850 --> 00:17:11,470
Yeah, that's cute, that's good.
Look at this. See?
377
00:17:11,570 --> 00:17:12,730
I'm gonna have to
squeeze into this.
378
00:17:12,890 --> 00:17:14,570
They were out of the
latex panties, so I got
379
00:17:14,571 --> 00:17:15,930
the see-through, see?
Look.
380
00:17:16,170 --> 00:17:20,660
Take your sick, perverted sex
games out of this school!
381
00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:21,900
No, no, no, Sue,
this is not what it looks like...
382
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:23,010
I should have known.
383
00:17:23,060 --> 00:17:25,819
People who dress like librarians...
All sex addicts.
384
00:17:25,820 --> 00:17:26,810
I'm sorry. And you are?
385
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:28,430
Oh, okay.
386
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:31,580
Carl, meet Sue.
Sue, this is my boyfriend Carl.
387
00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:34,130
Sue, how do you do?
388
00:17:35,610 --> 00:17:36,540
Okay.
389
00:17:36,630 --> 00:17:38,649
I was just showing Emma
my Halloween costume.
390
00:17:38,650 --> 00:17:40,600
We're both sort of
Rocky Horror fans.
391
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:41,500
- Sort of?
- Well...
392
00:17:41,501 --> 00:17:43,200
- Yeah!
- Sort of? Please!
393
00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:46,259
- Carl knows the lyrics to every single song.
- Every song.
394
00:17:46,260 --> 00:17:47,720
He has an amazing voice,
too, so...
395
00:17:47,721 --> 00:17:49,480
- Well, for a dentist.
- For a dentist...
396
00:17:50,469 --> 00:17:52,500
Oh...
Ugh!
397
00:17:53,060 --> 00:17:53,890
You okay?
398
00:17:53,893 --> 00:17:56,579
Oh!
Yeah, Carl, it's just...
399
00:17:56,580 --> 00:17:59,100
My heart is, uh...
It's breaking just a little bit.
400
00:17:59,190 --> 00:18:00,760
I'm not sure if you
know this about me,
401
00:18:00,761 --> 00:18:03,720
but I am a huge proponent
of the arts in schools,
402
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,010
and, well,
even at this very school,
403
00:18:06,050 --> 00:18:08,479
gosh, we're failing,
and, uh, you know,
404
00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:10,260
when the kids don't have arts,
they turn to drugs and...
405
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:13,370
With drugs comes tooth loss and...
406
00:18:14,020 --> 00:18:16,220
Are you ready for a
chilling statistic?
407
00:18:17,150 --> 00:18:20,590
Seventy percent of all teeth in
this school are wooden.
408
00:18:20,890 --> 00:18:22,310
Seventy percent?
409
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:24,400
Is there anything
I can do to help?
410
00:18:27,670 --> 00:18:28,780
I don't understand.
411
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,570
Well, you guys have
a hole to fill,
412
00:18:30,571 --> 00:18:32,070
and I'm just trying
to help fill it.
413
00:18:32,420 --> 00:18:33,910
- Wanky.
- Santana!
414
00:18:35,410 --> 00:18:38,710
Well, you know,
I can't just give you a role.
415
00:18:39,050 --> 00:18:40,060
You'd have to try out.
416
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,970
Fair enough,
but I'll need a lady to sing to.
417
00:18:43,140 --> 00:18:43,930
Ems?
418
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:45,040
Okay.
419
00:18:46,060 --> 00:18:47,420
"Hot Patootie."
B-flat.
420
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:56,610
♪ Whatever happened
to Saturday night ♪
421
00:18:57,150 --> 00:18:59,520
♪ when you dressed up sharp
and you felt all right? ♪
422
00:18:59,670 --> 00:19:02,370
♪ It don't seem the same
since cosmic light ♪
423
00:19:02,570 --> 00:19:05,580
♪ came into my life,
I thought I was divine. ♪
424
00:19:05,780 --> 00:19:08,340
♪ I used to go for a ride
with a chick who'd go ♪
425
00:19:08,410 --> 00:19:11,230
♪ and listen to the
music on the radio. ♪
426
00:19:11,310 --> 00:19:14,160
♪ A saxophone was blowin'
on a rock and roll show. ♪
427
00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:17,240
♪ You'd climb in the back seat,
really had a good time. ♪
428
00:19:18,710 --> 00:19:21,260
♪ Hot patootie, bless my soul. ♪
429
00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:24,370
♪ I really love that rock and roll. ♪
430
00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:27,230
♪ Hot patootie, bless my soul. ♪
431
00:19:27,650 --> 00:19:30,090
♪ I really love that rock and roll. ♪
432
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:39,640
Come on.
433
00:19:39,641 --> 00:19:41,780
♪ My head used to swim from
the perfume I smelled. ♪
434
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:44,750
♪ My hands kind of fumbled
with her white plastic belt. ♪
435
00:19:44,830 --> 00:19:46,560
♪ I'd taste her baby pink lipstick, ♪
436
00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:47,720
♪ and that's when I'd melt. ♪
437
00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:50,330
♪ She whispered in my ear
tonight she really was mine. ♪
438
00:19:50,950 --> 00:19:53,590
♪ Get back in front,
put some hair oil on. ♪
439
00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:56,390
♪ Buddy Holly was singing
his very last song. ♪
440
00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:59,230
♪ With your arms around your girl,
you'd try to sing along. ♪
441
00:19:59,310 --> 00:20:02,300
♪ You felt pretty good, whoo,
you really had a good time. ♪
442
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:06,540
♪ Hot patootie, bless my soul. ♪
443
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:09,350
♪ I really love that rock and roll. ♪
444
00:20:09,810 --> 00:20:12,360
♪ Hot patootie, bless my soul. ♪
445
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:15,320
♪ I really love that rock and roll. ♪
446
00:20:21,260 --> 00:20:23,890
♪ Hot patootie, bless my soul. ♪
447
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:26,930
♪ I really love that rock and roll. ♪
448
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:29,820
♪ Hot patootie, bless my soul. ♪
449
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:32,830
♪ I really love that rock and roll. ♪
450
00:20:33,330 --> 00:20:35,750
♪ Hot patootie, bless my soul. ♪
451
00:20:36,010 --> 00:20:38,530
♪ I really love that rock and roll. ♪
452
00:20:38,830 --> 00:20:41,480
♪ Hot patootie, bless my soul. ♪
453
00:20:41,630 --> 00:20:44,370
♪ I really love that rock and roll! ♪
454
00:20:49,050 --> 00:20:50,030
Yeah!
455
00:20:54,660 --> 00:20:56,430
No, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait.
456
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:57,693
This will not do.
457
00:20:57,761 --> 00:20:58,913
- Excuse me?
- For this musical
458
00:20:58,914 --> 00:21:01,659
to continue, we need a
Frank-N-Furter, not an Eddie.
459
00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:03,711
Eddie was eliminated
in my rewrites.
460
00:21:04,381 --> 00:21:05,186
Sue's right.
461
00:21:05,668 --> 00:21:08,492
You want to play in our sandbox,
sing a Frank-N-Furter number.
462
00:21:08,723 --> 00:21:11,095
Well, I'm sorry, bro,
but I think it's fine to wear
463
00:21:11,096 --> 00:21:13,375
that Frankie bustier in the
privacy of your own home...
464
00:21:13,443 --> 00:21:15,344
I'm freaky like that...
But don't you think it's a little
465
00:21:15,412 --> 00:21:17,912
inappropriate in a high school musical?
I mean, at least if I
466
00:21:17,913 --> 00:21:20,105
play Eddie, I won't have to
grind up against the students.
467
00:21:20,106 --> 00:21:22,117
You know, Eddie's
an important role.
468
00:21:22,118 --> 00:21:24,158
If I did it, I'd be showing
my support for the arts.
469
00:21:26,066 --> 00:21:27,570
Are you telling me how
to direct my show?
470
00:21:27,571 --> 00:21:29,468
- Will, Will...
- Mr. Shue...
471
00:21:31,586 --> 00:21:34,130
I'd like to play Frank-N-Furter.
472
00:21:34,945 --> 00:21:37,891
I was rereading the script
yesterday, and it said
473
00:21:37,892 --> 00:21:39,490
"Don't dream it, be it."
474
00:21:39,936 --> 00:21:41,576
And it's my dream
to play a lead role,
475
00:21:41,577 --> 00:21:43,773
so I figure, why not me?
476
00:21:43,774 --> 00:21:46,275
I mean, I'd be all kind of
crazy sexy in that outfit.
477
00:21:46,276 --> 00:21:47,606
And I can reinterpret the
478
00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:49,895
number a little bit...
Make it more modern.
479
00:21:51,657 --> 00:21:53,556
I'd really like the chance,
Mr. Shue.
480
00:21:53,950 --> 00:21:55,887
Well, there you go, Will.
You killed two birds
481
00:21:55,888 --> 00:21:58,099
with one stone here today...
Congratulations.
482
00:21:58,100 --> 00:22:00,872
Look, you got yourself
a Frank-N-Furter and an Eddie.
483
00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:02,566
This is outstanding.
484
00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:13,580
- You ready for our first dress rehearsal?
- Mm-hmm.
485
00:22:14,168 --> 00:22:16,300
Okay, guys...
Places!
486
00:22:20,568 --> 00:22:21,939
Uh, Mr. Shue?
487
00:22:22,710 --> 00:22:24,177
Uh... I know I'm supposed to be
488
00:22:24,245 --> 00:22:27,764
in my underwear for this scene,
and I'm totally down with that.
489
00:22:27,982 --> 00:22:31,001
I thought maybe I would save it
for the opening, if that's okay.
490
00:22:32,620 --> 00:22:36,188
Um, also, Miss Pillsbury,
is there a way I could...
491
00:22:36,189 --> 00:22:38,772
Wear, like, some gold
board shorts or something?
492
00:22:38,773 --> 00:22:39,651
These are really short.
493
00:22:39,652 --> 00:22:42,262
I'm afraid I'm gonna
show off some nuttage.
494
00:22:42,329 --> 00:22:43,596
- Well...
- We'll take a note.
495
00:22:43,664 --> 00:22:44,964
We can't stop, guys.
496
00:22:45,372 --> 00:22:46,399
It's a dress rehearsal.
497
00:22:46,467 --> 00:22:47,834
Come on, keep going.
498
00:22:48,312 --> 00:22:49,380
And...
499
00:22:49,381 --> 00:22:50,065
Action!
500
00:22:50,066 --> 00:22:52,171
Oh, Brad, let's get out of here.
501
00:22:52,172 --> 00:22:55,794
I'm cold, I'm wet and
I'm just plain scared.
502
00:22:55,795 --> 00:22:56,569
Well, I'm here.
503
00:22:56,570 --> 00:22:57,449
There's nothing to worry about.
504
00:23:01,777 --> 00:23:06,079
♪ How do you do,
I see you met my ♪
505
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:08,515
♪ faithful handyman. ♪
506
00:23:09,376 --> 00:23:12,394
♪ He's just a little broke down, ♪
507
00:23:12,771 --> 00:23:14,522
♪ 'cause wouldn't you know, ♪
508
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:17,482
♪ he thought you
were the candy man. ♪
509
00:23:19,396 --> 00:23:23,842
♪ Don't get strung out
by the way I look. ♪
510
00:23:23,843 --> 00:23:26,801
♪ Don't judge a
book by its cover. ♪
511
00:23:28,319 --> 00:23:31,789
♪ I'm not much of a girl
by the light of day, ♪
512
00:23:31,790 --> 00:23:35,456
♪ but by night,
I'm one hell of a lover. ♪
513
00:23:36,008 --> 00:23:39,648
♪ I'm just a sweet transvestite ♪
514
00:23:40,775 --> 00:23:46,839
♪ from sin... sational
Transylvania. ♪
515
00:23:49,338 --> 00:23:51,662
♪ Why don't you
stay for the night? ♪
516
00:23:51,663 --> 00:23:52,341
Night.
517
00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:54,003
♪ Or maybe a bite? ♪
518
00:23:54,004 --> 00:23:54,528
Bite.
519
00:23:54,983 --> 00:23:57,853
♪ I could show you my
favorite obsession. ♪
520
00:23:58,525 --> 00:24:03,267
♪ I've been making a man
with blond hair and a tan, ♪
521
00:24:03,268 --> 00:24:06,818
♪ and he's good for
relieving my tension. ♪
522
00:24:07,129 --> 00:24:10,218
♪ I'm just a sweet transvestite... ♪
523
00:24:10,219 --> 00:24:11,952
♪ A sweet transvestite... ♪
524
00:24:11,953 --> 00:24:18,271
♪ From sin... sational
Transylvania ♪
525
00:24:18,272 --> 00:24:20,559
♪ Hey, hey... ♪
526
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:23,574
♪ I'm just a sweet transvestite... ♪
527
00:24:23,575 --> 00:24:25,256
♪ A sweet transvestite... ♪
528
00:24:25,257 --> 00:24:31,680
♪ From sin... sational
Transylvania. ♪
529
00:24:35,278 --> 00:24:37,744
So, come up to the lab
530
00:24:39,013 --> 00:24:40,980
and see what's on the slab.
531
00:24:42,549 --> 00:24:48,755
- I see you shiver with antici...pation!
- Pation!
532
00:24:49,823 --> 00:24:54,694
♪ But maybe the rain
isn't really to blame. ♪
533
00:24:55,729 --> 00:25:05,435
♪ So I'll remove the cause,
but not the symptom! ♪
534
00:25:14,381 --> 00:25:15,657
Now that's an entrance.
535
00:25:15,658 --> 00:25:18,776
Mr. Director,
I take that wall out right?
536
00:25:18,777 --> 00:25:20,620
You're two acts early, Carl.
537
00:25:20,688 --> 00:25:22,689
You're supposed to bust through
the dinner party scene.
538
00:25:23,475 --> 00:25:24,408
Oh...
Well, actually,
539
00:25:24,409 --> 00:25:27,085
I was sort of feeling my
entrance in this scene.
540
00:25:27,451 --> 00:25:30,954
Such good, good,
interesting impulses. Oh!
541
00:25:31,254 --> 00:25:33,495
Bravo, Carl, bravo.
542
00:25:36,970 --> 00:25:38,231
Will?
543
00:25:38,232 --> 00:25:39,895
Hey, I got your note
you wanted to see me.
544
00:25:39,896 --> 00:25:41,316
We have a problem with the show.
545
00:25:41,375 --> 00:25:42,685
It's Carl.
546
00:25:43,184 --> 00:25:44,155
Really?
547
00:25:44,611 --> 00:25:46,471
I thought he was perfect.
548
00:25:46,677 --> 00:25:48,583
I agree, but, uh...
549
00:25:49,183 --> 00:25:50,650
What he said during his audition...
550
00:25:50,718 --> 00:25:52,719
It's... It's... It's...
It's haunted me.
551
00:25:53,233 --> 00:25:54,244
He's right.
552
00:25:54,418 --> 00:25:57,007
Some of these parts are just
too adult for kids to play.
553
00:25:57,669 --> 00:26:00,291
Oh, yeah, well,
I have to agree, Will.
554
00:26:00,292 --> 00:26:01,568
You know?
Especially Sam.
555
00:26:01,569 --> 00:26:02,312
Sam!
Right.
556
00:26:02,313 --> 00:26:03,715
He seems so uncomfortable.
557
00:26:03,716 --> 00:26:04,764
I know. I...
Yeah.
558
00:26:04,832 --> 00:26:06,099
So I spoke with him.
559
00:26:06,166 --> 00:26:07,633
Is there something
wrong with my body?
560
00:26:07,701 --> 00:26:08,768
Your body's fine, Sam.
561
00:26:09,202 --> 00:26:13,330
But, frankly, I think the role's
a little too risqué for a student.
562
00:26:14,842 --> 00:26:18,338
I did feel kind of...
embarrassed.
563
00:26:19,646 --> 00:26:21,314
Who's gonna play Rocky?
564
00:26:23,047 --> 00:26:25,164
Uh, I guess I have to.
565
00:26:25,165 --> 00:26:26,192
I'm... I'm sorry?
566
00:26:26,855 --> 00:26:29,342
I figured if Carl can
play Eddie, then...
567
00:26:29,976 --> 00:26:31,788
- I can play Rocky.
- Hmm.
568
00:26:31,789 --> 00:26:35,395
Thing is, I'm not as familiar
with the libretto as you are,
569
00:26:35,462 --> 00:26:37,730
and I could really use
your help rehearsing.
570
00:26:38,578 --> 00:26:42,769
Uh... I'm... Are... Are you
sure that's a good idea?
571
00:26:42,770 --> 00:26:44,337
I mean, you'll be a great Rocky.
572
00:26:44,405 --> 00:26:47,473
You look really, really great...
H... Healthy,
573
00:26:47,532 --> 00:26:49,282
but I mean, you're a teacher.
574
00:26:49,476 --> 00:26:51,208
Which is why I should do it.
575
00:26:51,209 --> 00:26:53,379
It will give the show a little
more credibility, you know?
576
00:26:53,447 --> 00:26:54,747
Oh.
577
00:26:54,799 --> 00:26:57,283
So...
Think you could help me out?
578
00:26:57,351 --> 00:26:58,785
I mean, I have to have
"Touch-a Touch Me"
579
00:26:58,852 --> 00:27:00,853
down by rehearsal tomorrow.
580
00:27:03,893 --> 00:27:05,641
- Yeah, okay.
- Okay?
581
00:27:06,904 --> 00:27:09,586
Um... Well, I guess,
582
00:27:09,587 --> 00:27:13,487
if you want to start over there,
and I will start here.
583
00:27:13,488 --> 00:27:14,479
Right. Good, good,
good, good. Good.
584
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:16,299
So let's just, uh, just imagine
585
00:27:16,300 --> 00:27:19,502
that we're all alone in
Frank-N-Furter's laboratory...
586
00:27:19,503 --> 00:27:20,451
- Alone.
- Okay.
587
00:27:23,644 --> 00:27:26,479
♪ I was feeling done in, ♪
588
00:27:27,929 --> 00:27:29,573
♪ couldn't win. ♪
589
00:27:31,183 --> 00:27:35,823
♪ I'd only ever kissed before... ♪
590
00:27:36,657 --> 00:27:38,420
- You mean she...?
- Uh-huh.
591
00:27:38,421 --> 00:27:45,565
♪ I felt there's no use getting
into heavy sweating, ♪
592
00:27:45,632 --> 00:27:52,407
♪ it only leads to trouble and
bad fretting. ♪
593
00:27:52,408 --> 00:27:58,526
♪ Now all I want to know
is how to go. ♪
594
00:27:58,527 --> 00:28:02,066
♪ I've tasted blood
and I want more. ♪
595
00:28:02,067 --> 00:28:04,453
♪ More, more, more... ♪
596
00:28:04,619 --> 00:28:07,376
♪ I'll put up no resistance. ♪
597
00:28:07,377 --> 00:28:10,448
♪ I want to stay the distance. ♪
598
00:28:10,449 --> 00:28:13,514
♪ I've got an itch to scratch. ♪
599
00:28:13,515 --> 00:28:16,112
♪ I need assistance. ♪
600
00:28:16,113 --> 00:28:18,863
♪ Touch-a, touch-a,
touch-a touch me. ♪
601
00:28:18,864 --> 00:28:21,505
♪ I want to be dirty. ♪
602
00:28:21,506 --> 00:28:27,310
♪ Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me,
creature of the night. ♪
603
00:28:31,747 --> 00:28:37,625
♪ Then if anything shows
while you pose, ♪
604
00:28:37,626 --> 00:28:40,999
♪ I'll oil you up
and drop you down. ♪
605
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,387
♪ Down, down, down... ♪
606
00:28:43,571 --> 00:28:49,199
♪ And that's just one small fraction
of the main attraction. ♪
607
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:52,156
Oh!
♪ I want a friendly man. ♪
608
00:28:52,637 --> 00:28:55,210
Oh!
♪ And I need action. ♪
609
00:28:55,211 --> 00:28:57,770
♪ Touch-a, touch-a,
touch-a touch me. ♪
610
00:28:57,972 --> 00:29:00,754
♪ I want to be dirty. ♪
611
00:29:00,755 --> 00:29:06,239
♪ Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me,
creature of the night. ♪
612
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:08,927
♪ Touch-a, touch-a,
touch-a touch me. ♪
613
00:29:08,928 --> 00:29:11,816
♪ I want to be dirty. ♪
614
00:29:11,817 --> 00:29:16,168
♪ Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me,
creature of the night. ♪
615
00:29:16,169 --> 00:29:17,337
- Uh-huh!
- Oh!
616
00:29:17,338 --> 00:29:19,764
♪ Touch-a, touch-a,
touch-a touch me. ♪
617
00:29:19,765 --> 00:29:22,932
♪ Oh, I want to be dirty. ♪
618
00:29:22,933 --> 00:29:28,385
♪ Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me,
creature of the night... ♪
619
00:29:28,386 --> 00:29:31,199
♪ Creature of the night... ♪
620
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,747
♪ Creature of the night... ♪
621
00:29:33,978 --> 00:29:36,284
♪ Creature of the night... ♪
622
00:29:36,794 --> 00:29:39,038
♪ Creature of the night... ♪
623
00:29:39,712 --> 00:29:42,046
♪ Creature of the night... ♪
624
00:29:42,406 --> 00:29:44,833
♪ Creature of the night... ♪
625
00:29:44,834 --> 00:29:47,231
♪ Creature... of the night... ♪
626
00:29:47,918 --> 00:29:50,390
♪ Creature of the night! ♪
627
00:29:53,660 --> 00:29:54,988
I...
628
00:29:55,262 --> 00:29:56,329
I, uh...
629
00:29:56,396 --> 00:29:57,430
- I...
- I, uh...
630
00:30:09,074 --> 00:30:11,042
- Whoa, whoa...
- Ah, wow, yeah.
631
00:30:11,109 --> 00:30:12,077
I would've had it.
632
00:30:12,078 --> 00:30:13,844
Yeah, sure.
Not that big.
633
00:30:13,912 --> 00:30:14,831
Where you been? You're late.
634
00:30:14,832 --> 00:30:16,232
Sorry. I spaced.
635
00:30:17,237 --> 00:30:19,199
I'm not playing Rocky anymore.
636
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:21,238
You're kidding.
Who is?
637
00:30:21,698 --> 00:30:22,977
Mr. Shue.
638
00:30:23,908 --> 00:30:24,971
I totally blew this.
639
00:30:24,972 --> 00:30:27,388
I shouldn't have made all those
demands about my costume.
640
00:30:27,389 --> 00:30:28,568
I just feel, I feel fat,
641
00:30:28,569 --> 00:30:31,695
like I had rolls hanging
over those gold shorts.
642
00:30:31,763 --> 00:30:33,330
But you're in perfect shape, dude.
643
00:30:34,167 --> 00:30:35,274
Wait, since I said
644
00:30:35,275 --> 00:30:36,855
I'm uncomfortable in
the tighty-whities,
645
00:30:36,856 --> 00:30:38,311
does that mean I'm gonna
get replaced next?
646
00:30:38,312 --> 00:30:39,548
No, you don't have
to worry about that.
647
00:30:39,549 --> 00:30:41,020
The "Brad" part isn't
about looking hot.
648
00:30:41,021 --> 00:30:43,596
It's about being confident in
who you are and how you look,
649
00:30:43,597 --> 00:30:45,083
no matter how douchey you are.
650
00:30:45,410 --> 00:30:47,727
That's guy's totally
cool being uncool.
651
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:49,919
Yeah, I'm definitely not there.
652
00:30:50,557 --> 00:30:52,193
I actually started
showering with my shirt on.
653
00:30:52,194 --> 00:30:53,464
Look, stop knocking
yourself out in here.
654
00:30:53,465 --> 00:30:56,462
Just be you and the
sexy will flow through.
655
00:30:56,463 --> 00:30:57,441
Yeah.
656
00:30:58,692 --> 00:31:00,038
Yeah, you're right.
657
00:31:02,507 --> 00:31:04,470
I don't need to hide behind
my muscles, like you do.
658
00:31:04,471 --> 00:31:05,228
Awesome.
659
00:31:06,692 --> 00:31:07,407
I think.
660
00:31:07,623 --> 00:31:08,731
Are you insulting me?
661
00:31:09,067 --> 00:31:10,300
Where are you going?
662
00:31:11,486 --> 00:31:13,924
To show everyone how
hot and sexy I am.
663
00:31:19,644 --> 00:31:20,965
Oh, wow.
664
00:31:21,325 --> 00:31:23,861
Damn those cool ranch Doritos.
665
00:31:23,973 --> 00:31:26,973
Eddie...
I've seen him.
666
00:31:27,085 --> 00:31:28,326
Eddie?
667
00:31:28,327 --> 00:31:31,597
What do you know of Eddie,
Dr. Scott?
668
00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:34,200
I happen to know a great deal
about a lot of things.
669
00:31:34,201 --> 00:31:35,377
You see...
670
00:31:35,605 --> 00:31:38,395
Eddie happens to be my nephew.
671
00:31:38,953 --> 00:31:40,123
This play is terrible.
672
00:31:40,124 --> 00:31:41,524
Finn's line: "Dr. Scott!"
673
00:31:42,152 --> 00:31:42,860
Janet!
674
00:31:42,861 --> 00:31:44,695
- Dr. Scott!
- Finn's line: "Janet!"
675
00:31:44,696 --> 00:31:46,442
I'm so bored I just
fell into a micro-sleep.
676
00:31:46,443 --> 00:31:47,736
- Brad!
- Rocky!
677
00:31:48,594 --> 00:31:50,939
- Janet.
- Dr. Scott!
678
00:31:50,940 --> 00:31:52,176
Still being Finn: "Janet!"
679
00:31:52,177 --> 00:31:54,077
- Brad!
- None of this is plausible.
680
00:31:54,078 --> 00:31:54,979
Rocky!
681
00:31:55,692 --> 00:31:56,960
- Janet!
- Dr. Scott!
682
00:31:56,961 --> 00:31:58,558
- Finn's line: "Janet!"
- Brad!
683
00:31:58,559 --> 00:31:59,274
Rocky.
684
00:32:00,378 --> 00:32:02,469
This play has incredible
pacing problems.
685
00:32:02,470 --> 00:32:04,063
Mr. Shue, it is pointless
686
00:32:04,064 --> 00:32:05,815
to rehearse this
scene without Finn.
687
00:32:05,816 --> 00:32:06,765
We don't have a choice.
688
00:32:06,766 --> 00:32:08,280
He's late and he's not
answering his phone.
689
00:32:08,281 --> 00:32:10,177
We gotta get this
timing down, guys.
690
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:14,406
And would you please stop
interjecting your opinions, Sue?
691
00:32:14,407 --> 00:32:16,665
Opinions?
These are my rewrites.
692
00:32:17,094 --> 00:32:20,266
William, I'd like to see
you in my office, please.
693
00:32:22,971 --> 00:32:24,395
Suspended?
For what?
694
00:32:25,967 --> 00:32:28,858
I sort of walked down the hall
in my Rocky Horror costume.
695
00:32:46,051 --> 00:32:48,671
Whoa!
Nice panties, Baby Huey!
696
00:32:48,672 --> 00:32:50,238
Hey, my Grandpa Murray called.
697
00:32:50,239 --> 00:32:51,845
He wants his boxers back.
698
00:32:56,192 --> 00:32:57,349
Why would you do that?
699
00:32:57,350 --> 00:32:59,584
I was trying to get
comfortable in my costume.
700
00:32:59,801 --> 00:33:01,435
You don't understand how
hard it is for us guys
701
00:33:01,436 --> 00:33:03,065
to be exposed like that.
702
00:33:03,779 --> 00:33:05,889
Just thought maybe it would
make me feel hot enough
703
00:33:05,890 --> 00:33:08,106
to get up on stage and
sing in my underwear.
704
00:33:08,107 --> 00:33:10,250
I'm recommending one
month's suspension
705
00:33:10,251 --> 00:33:14,472
and summer school to make
up for any lost class time.
706
00:33:14,646 --> 00:33:16,561
Can we have a moment alone please?
707
00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:21,571
You can't do this to him.
708
00:33:21,572 --> 00:33:23,074
He was just coming to
rehearsal in his costume...
709
00:33:23,075 --> 00:33:24,136
That's not a crime.
710
00:33:24,137 --> 00:33:26,401
Nine children have
already signed up
711
00:33:26,402 --> 00:33:27,698
for after-school therapy.
712
00:33:27,699 --> 00:33:29,548
I had to bring in
a grief counselor.
713
00:33:29,549 --> 00:33:31,875
Last year when the Cheerios!
won the national championship,
714
00:33:31,876 --> 00:33:33,233
Santana pantsed Brittany,
715
00:33:33,234 --> 00:33:35,711
and she was wearing a lot
less than her underwear.
716
00:33:35,718 --> 00:33:37,110
Neither of them were suspended.
717
00:33:37,111 --> 00:33:39,210
That was in the middle
of a celebration.
718
00:33:39,211 --> 00:33:41,355
But there's still a precedent.
719
00:33:41,356 --> 00:33:41,986
Huh?
720
00:33:41,987 --> 00:33:43,764
Fine.
A warning.
721
00:33:43,765 --> 00:33:44,654
Thank you.
722
00:33:44,655 --> 00:33:45,722
William?
723
00:33:46,295 --> 00:33:47,348
To be honest,
724
00:33:47,349 --> 00:33:50,425
your motivations for doing this
production are murky to me,
725
00:33:50,426 --> 00:33:52,235
considering all
that you're risking
726
00:33:52,236 --> 00:33:53,814
if something goes too far.
727
00:33:53,815 --> 00:33:54,637
What are you saying?
728
00:33:54,638 --> 00:33:56,678
I'm saying that you're welcome
to continue with this,
729
00:33:56,679 --> 00:33:58,687
but if you get any heat about it,
730
00:33:58,688 --> 00:34:00,372
I won't be able to protect you.
731
00:34:00,373 --> 00:34:02,411
You're putting you
and your Glee Club
732
00:34:02,412 --> 00:34:05,145
on the line,
and I want you to be sure
733
00:34:05,146 --> 00:34:07,767
that whatever you're
doing it for is worth it.
734
00:34:11,783 --> 00:34:13,196
♪ There's a... ♪
735
00:34:13,197 --> 00:34:14,044
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
736
00:34:14,045 --> 00:34:16,512
Schuester,
you messing with my woman?
737
00:34:16,513 --> 00:34:17,795
I thought we had a deal.
738
00:34:18,918 --> 00:34:19,975
I, uh...
739
00:34:19,976 --> 00:34:21,538
I... I... I don't know what
you're talking about.
740
00:34:21,539 --> 00:34:23,060
Yes, you do,
because Emma and I have
741
00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:25,732
a full disclosure policy...
Total honesty.
742
00:34:25,733 --> 00:34:26,881
Something that allows us
to have a little thing
743
00:34:26,882 --> 00:34:28,868
I like to call intimacy.
744
00:34:28,869 --> 00:34:30,701
Something you clearly
know nothing about.
745
00:34:31,608 --> 00:34:32,261
Look, we were just rehearsing.
746
00:34:32,262 --> 00:34:33,439
Stop it, bro.
747
00:34:33,638 --> 00:34:35,586
Man-to-man,
you gave me your word.
748
00:34:35,886 --> 00:34:37,414
So, what,
you quitting the show?
749
00:34:37,415 --> 00:34:38,335
No, no, no, no.
750
00:34:38,336 --> 00:34:40,451
Unlike you I believe in
the power of the arts.
751
00:34:40,452 --> 00:34:42,602
I don't just use them to
pick up other guys' chicks.
752
00:34:54,659 --> 00:34:56,126
Trick-or-treat!
753
00:34:57,075 --> 00:35:01,288
Oh, geez, Becky, I forgot that
"Take Back the Night Club"
754
00:35:01,289 --> 00:35:02,996
was going door-to-door
this evening.
755
00:35:02,997 --> 00:35:04,800
I want my chocolate bar.
756
00:35:04,801 --> 00:35:06,223
I'm sorry.
757
00:35:06,224 --> 00:35:08,074
I've been working so
hard on Rocky Horror,
758
00:35:08,075 --> 00:35:09,741
I forgot to buy candy.
759
00:35:09,742 --> 00:35:13,090
Rocky Horror is an abomination.
760
00:35:14,838 --> 00:35:16,035
What did you just say?
761
00:35:16,036 --> 00:35:19,080
That's what Coach Sue
says on her tape.
762
00:35:19,081 --> 00:35:21,900
It's in her office.
I'll show you.
763
00:35:24,703 --> 00:35:26,407
So I went undercover to expose
764
00:35:26,408 --> 00:35:29,034
what your tax dollars are
funding in our public schools
765
00:35:29,035 --> 00:35:31,129
in the name of "the arts."
766
00:35:31,484 --> 00:35:33,499
Now, I'm all about
personal freedom.
767
00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:34,775
I've publicly voiced my support
768
00:35:34,776 --> 00:35:37,363
for that lady who wants
to marry her own sores.
769
00:35:37,364 --> 00:35:39,840
But just because you're free
to say whatever you want,
770
00:35:39,841 --> 00:35:41,509
doesn't always mean you should.
771
00:35:41,510 --> 00:35:44,175
Artists are free to push
boundaries to make art.
772
00:35:44,176 --> 00:35:46,486
But when pushing boundaries
is their only aim,
773
00:35:46,487 --> 00:35:48,354
the result is usually bad art.
774
00:35:48,355 --> 00:35:50,187
There's a time and a
place for everything,
775
00:35:50,188 --> 00:35:51,362
and squeamishness about what
776
00:35:51,363 --> 00:35:54,750
we want our children exposed
to is not the same as bigotry.
777
00:35:54,751 --> 00:35:56,744
Freedom-loving adults are
free to have an open,
778
00:35:56,745 --> 00:35:59,909
lively debate about what
we want our society to be.
779
00:35:59,910 --> 00:36:03,630
But let's not make our children
fight the culture war for us.
780
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:05,293
They deserve a little
better than that.
781
00:36:05,642 --> 00:36:08,516
And that's...
how Sue sees it.
782
00:36:08,956 --> 00:36:12,486
Give me chocolate
or I will cut you.
783
00:36:18,092 --> 00:36:20,415
Sue, you set me up.
784
00:36:20,416 --> 00:36:21,367
Hey, there, William.
785
00:36:21,368 --> 00:36:23,266
Root through anyone's
personal belongings lately?
786
00:36:23,267 --> 00:36:24,529
When were you planning
on airing that?
787
00:36:24,530 --> 00:36:26,688
Opening night.
That's why I pretaped it.
788
00:36:26,931 --> 00:36:28,667
Oh, I know you're furious, Will.
789
00:36:29,038 --> 00:36:33,080
But do you honestly believe
anything I said was unreasonable?
790
00:36:33,081 --> 00:36:34,008
Well...
791
00:36:36,501 --> 00:36:37,377
No.
792
00:36:37,671 --> 00:36:40,337
There are limits, Will.
There is a line.
793
00:36:40,338 --> 00:36:43,161
And for reasons I suspect have
nothing to do with your kids,
794
00:36:43,162 --> 00:36:44,353
you crossed it.
795
00:36:45,109 --> 00:36:46,329
You can't yell fire
796
00:36:46,330 --> 00:36:48,413
in a crowded theatre,
and you can't expose kids
797
00:36:48,414 --> 00:36:49,548
to material like this.
798
00:36:49,549 --> 00:36:51,021
Not on the taxpayer's dime.
799
00:36:51,022 --> 00:36:52,272
Oh, please, Sue!
800
00:36:52,842 --> 00:36:54,688
They have the Internet.
They are exposed!
801
00:36:54,689 --> 00:36:55,617
Don't lead them to it.
802
00:36:55,618 --> 00:36:57,897
Don't make it okay.
They're kids!
803
00:36:57,898 --> 00:36:59,039
And now more than ever,
high school is
804
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:00,989
a dangerous place,
and it's our job
805
00:37:00,990 --> 00:37:02,946
to guide them through it safely.
806
00:37:02,947 --> 00:37:04,653
And we still get to torture
them along the way.
807
00:37:04,654 --> 00:37:06,393
It's a fabulous system.
808
00:37:10,715 --> 00:37:11,597
You're right.
809
00:37:13,057 --> 00:37:14,688
I... I'm pulling the show.
810
00:37:15,406 --> 00:37:16,486
Wait. What?
811
00:37:16,487 --> 00:37:18,041
I'm canceling the show.
812
00:37:18,042 --> 00:37:20,037
You were right.
I was totally wrong.
813
00:37:20,038 --> 00:37:21,464
Well, shouldn't you wait
until opening night?
814
00:37:21,465 --> 00:37:23,312
- I mean, the kids worked so hard...
- Sorry, Sue.
815
00:37:23,313 --> 00:37:25,062
Hey, do it for the kids, Will.
816
00:37:25,554 --> 00:37:27,948
I need that Local Emmy, Will!
817
00:37:32,439 --> 00:37:34,675
Are you sure you want to
cancel the whole thing?
818
00:37:35,026 --> 00:37:37,206
I never should've tried to
put it on in the first place.
819
00:37:39,158 --> 00:37:41,183
The reality is...
820
00:37:41,888 --> 00:37:44,358
I only did all this
to get close to you.
821
00:37:47,102 --> 00:37:50,174
I guess love can make you
do some crazy things.
822
00:37:54,897 --> 00:37:56,675
I'm sorry, Emma.
823
00:37:56,676 --> 00:38:01,143
And I promise to never abuse our
feelings for each other again.
824
00:38:01,144 --> 00:38:02,331
I mean, let's face it.
825
00:38:03,014 --> 00:38:04,938
Carl's actually making you better.
826
00:38:07,298 --> 00:38:09,072
And if I really love you...
827
00:38:11,266 --> 00:38:13,376
I need to back off and
accept the fact that...
828
00:38:15,597 --> 00:38:16,899
At least for now,
829
00:38:18,158 --> 00:38:19,268
being with him
830
00:38:20,293 --> 00:38:21,840
is the best thing for you.
831
00:38:27,017 --> 00:38:29,020
So, what are you going
to tell the kids?
832
00:38:34,362 --> 00:38:35,661
I want to apologize
833
00:38:35,662 --> 00:38:37,441
for putting you guys
through all this...
834
00:38:37,687 --> 00:38:39,329
particularly Finn and Sam.
835
00:38:39,330 --> 00:38:40,506
It's cool, Mr. Shue.
836
00:38:41,018 --> 00:38:41,926
I'm sure the teasing will die down
837
00:38:41,927 --> 00:38:43,899
by the time my tenth
reunion rolls around.
838
00:38:43,900 --> 00:38:45,460
And I got asked to be June
839
00:38:45,461 --> 00:38:46,877
in the Men of McKinley High calendar.
840
00:38:46,878 --> 00:38:48,058
I'm happy for you.
841
00:38:49,386 --> 00:38:51,029
But we still can't do the musical.
842
00:38:51,253 --> 00:38:52,224
Look, I was wrong.
843
00:38:52,604 --> 00:38:53,112
Rocky Horror isn't
844
00:38:53,113 --> 00:38:57,419
about pushing boundaries or
making an audience accept
845
00:38:57,420 --> 00:38:59,127
a certain rebellious
point of view.
846
00:38:59,354 --> 00:39:00,672
Those were my reasons
for doing it,
847
00:39:01,295 --> 00:39:03,703
and they aren't worth risking
what we have here.
848
00:39:06,567 --> 00:39:07,750
You know,
when I was younger,
849
00:39:07,751 --> 00:39:09,879
and they started midnight
shows of Rocky Horror,
850
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:11,760
it wasn't for envelope pushers.
851
00:39:12,617 --> 00:39:14,048
It was for outcasts,
852
00:39:14,378 --> 00:39:15,949
people on the fringes
who had no place
853
00:39:15,950 --> 00:39:18,507
left to go, but were
searching for someplace,
854
00:39:18,508 --> 00:39:21,234
anyplace, where they
felt like they belonged.
855
00:39:21,968 --> 00:39:23,022
Sound familiar?
856
00:39:25,291 --> 00:39:28,078
The truth is,
with that perspective,
857
00:39:28,985 --> 00:39:31,352
Rocky Horror is the perfect
show for this club.
858
00:39:31,353 --> 00:39:33,177
Well, then why aren't
we putting it on?
859
00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:36,040
We're still going to
perform Rocky Horror.
860
00:39:37,150 --> 00:39:38,971
We're just not doing
it for an audience.
861
00:39:38,972 --> 00:39:40,411
We're doing it for ourselves.
862
00:39:44,285 --> 00:39:46,820
It's astounding.
863
00:39:46,821 --> 00:39:49,466
Time is fleeting.
864
00:39:50,264 --> 00:39:54,346
Madness... takes its toll.
865
00:39:54,988 --> 00:39:57,318
But listen closely.
866
00:39:57,319 --> 00:40:00,072
Not for very much longer.
867
00:40:01,193 --> 00:40:05,109
I've got to keep control.
868
00:40:06,038 --> 00:40:10,541
♪ I remember doing the time-warp. ♪
869
00:40:11,971 --> 00:40:18,801
♪ Drinking those moments when
the blackness would hit me, ♪
870
00:40:18,905 --> 00:40:21,967
♪ and a void would be calling. ♪
871
00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:26,398
♪ Let's do the time-warp again! ♪
872
00:40:28,282 --> 00:40:32,049
♪ Let's do the time-warp again! ♪
873
00:40:32,552 --> 00:40:34,359
It's just a jump to the left.
874
00:40:35,930 --> 00:40:38,628
♪ And then a step to the right. ♪
875
00:40:38,629 --> 00:40:40,208
Put your hands on your hips.
876
00:40:41,270 --> 00:40:43,735
♪ You bring your knees in tight. ♪
877
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:49,549
♪ But it's the pelvic thrust
that really drives you insane. ♪
878
00:40:50,710 --> 00:40:54,392
♪ Let's do the time-warp again! ♪
879
00:40:56,017 --> 00:41:00,659
♪ Let's do the time-warp again! ♪
880
00:41:00,874 --> 00:41:03,347
♪ It's so dreamy! ♪
881
00:41:03,348 --> 00:41:06,025
♪ Oh, fantasy free me! ♪
882
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:10,833
♪ So you can't see me,
no, not at all. ♪
883
00:41:11,470 --> 00:41:14,098
♪ In another dimension, ♪
884
00:41:14,099 --> 00:41:17,239
♪ with voyeuristic intentions. ♪
885
00:41:17,500 --> 00:41:22,091
♪ Well secluded, oh,
I see it all. ♪
886
00:41:22,726 --> 00:41:25,372
With a bit of a mind flip.
887
00:41:25,373 --> 00:41:28,820
You're into the time slip.
888
00:41:28,821 --> 00:41:33,094
And nothing can ever be the same.
889
00:41:33,471 --> 00:41:36,526
♪ You're spaced out
on sensation, ow! ♪
890
00:41:36,527 --> 00:41:39,718
♪ Like you're under sedation. ♪
891
00:41:40,544 --> 00:41:43,850
♪ Let's do the time-warp again! ♪
892
00:41:45,936 --> 00:41:49,820
♪ Let's do the time-warp again! ♪
893
00:41:50,908 --> 00:41:53,582
♪ Well, I was walking down the
street just a-having a think, ♪
894
00:41:53,583 --> 00:41:56,543
♪ when this snake of a guy
gave me an evil wink. ♪
895
00:41:56,544 --> 00:41:58,960
♪ He shook me up,
he took me by surprise. ♪
896
00:41:58,961 --> 00:42:02,000
♪ He had a pickup truck,
and the devil's eyes. ♪
897
00:42:02,001 --> 00:42:04,658
♪ He stared at me and
I felt a change. ♪
898
00:42:04,659 --> 00:42:07,619
♪ Time meant nothing,
never would again. ♪
899
00:42:07,620 --> 00:42:12,457
♪ Let's do the time-warp again! ♪
900
00:42:13,102 --> 00:42:16,995
♪ Let's do the time-warp again! ♪
901
00:42:17,402 --> 00:42:19,048
It's just a jump to the left.
902
00:42:20,579 --> 00:42:23,400
♪ And then a step to the right. ♪
903
00:42:23,401 --> 00:42:25,058
Put your hands on your hips.
904
00:42:26,057 --> 00:42:28,544
♪ You bring your knees in tight. ♪
905
00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:33,826
♪ But it's the pelvic thrust
that really drives you insane. ♪
906
00:42:35,316 --> 00:42:39,351
♪ Let's do the time-warp again! ♪
907
00:42:40,780 --> 00:42:44,331
♪ Let's do the time-warp again! ♪
908
00:42:54,756 --> 00:43:05,423
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