1 00:00:06,506 --> 00:00:08,940 # Michael Rennie was ill # 2 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:12,103 # The Day the Earth Stood Still # 3 00:00:12,178 --> 00:00:14,476 # But he told us # 4 00:00:14,547 --> 00:00:17,243 # Where we stand # 5 00:00:17,317 --> 00:00:19,615 # And Flash Gordon was there # 6 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:22,985 # In silver underwear # 7 00:00:23,056 --> 00:00:28,016 # Claude Rains was The Invisible Man # 8 00:00:28,094 --> 00:00:30,790 # Then something went wrong # 9 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:33,458 # For Fay Wray and King Kong # 10 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:38,630 # They got caught in a celluloid jam # 11 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:41,401 # Then at a deadly pace # 12 00:00:41,474 --> 00:00:44,671 # It Came from Outer Space # 13 00:00:44,744 --> 00:00:48,976 # And this is how the message ran # 14 00:00:50,850 --> 00:00:55,219 # Science fiction # 15 00:00:56,856 --> 00:01:00,485 # Double feature # 16 00:01:00,593 --> 00:01:04,393 # Oh, oh, oh, oh # 17 00:01:05,432 --> 00:01:08,230 # To the late night # 18 00:01:08,301 --> 00:01:10,496 # Double feature # 19 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:15,473 # Picture show ## 20 00:01:23,450 --> 00:01:25,884 # In the velvet darkness # 21 00:01:25,952 --> 00:01:28,182 # Of the blackest night # 22 00:01:28,254 --> 00:01:31,621 # Burning bright # 23 00:01:31,691 --> 00:01:37,596 # There's a guiding star # 24 00:01:37,664 --> 00:01:40,758 # No matter what # 25 00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:43,701 # Or who # 26 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:49,367 # Who you are # 27 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:52,969 # There's a light # 28 00:01:53,046 --> 00:01:57,073 # Over at the Frankenstein place # 29 00:01:57,150 --> 00:02:03,646 # There's a light # 30 00:02:03,723 --> 00:02:08,092 # Burning in the fireplace # 31 00:02:08,161 --> 00:02:10,823 # There's a light # 32 00:02:10,897 --> 00:02:12,660 # Light # 33 00:02:12,732 --> 00:02:16,224 # In the darkness # 34 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:19,430 # Of everybo-## 35 00:02:19,572 --> 00:02:22,405 Ho, ho, ho, ho! Schuester! You messing with my woman? 36 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:24,340 - I - - I thought we had a deal. 37 00:02:25,845 --> 00:02:28,439 This is the face of a guy who stepped in it. 38 00:02:28,515 --> 00:02:30,142 How did it get to this? 39 00:02:30,216 --> 00:02:33,242 How did a production of Rocky Horror turn into- 40 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:35,219 My horror? 41 00:02:35,288 --> 00:02:37,017 It all started a week ago. 44 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:46,024 I must have forgotten this morning. 45 00:02:46,099 --> 00:02:48,624 You forgot? 46 00:02:48,701 --> 00:02:50,430 Carl and I had the most amazing weekend. 47 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:53,438 We hit the revival theater downtown for the midnight show... 48 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:55,371 of Rocky Horror. 49 00:02:55,441 --> 00:02:57,636 - You're kidding. - No. 50 00:02:57,710 --> 00:02:59,610 Isn't that where everyone dresses up and yells stuff? 51 00:02:59,712 --> 00:03:01,202 Yes. Yeah. I mean- 52 00:03:01,247 --> 00:03:04,307 Well, we don't dress up- at least, not yet. 53 00:03:05,385 --> 00:03:07,046 Isn't that theater a total dive? 54 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:08,553 - It's disgusting. It's horrible. - I know. 55 00:03:08,621 --> 00:03:10,919 There isn't a surface that isn't covered in spilled soda... 56 00:03:10,990 --> 00:03:12,787 so you'd think it'd be a nightmare for me, right? 57 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:16,158 But I don't know. I'm having so much fun that I don't even notice. 58 00:03:16,229 --> 00:03:17,753 Huh. 59 00:03:22,669 --> 00:03:24,603 Mmm. And get this. 60 00:03:24,671 --> 00:03:26,866 You know how I've always been very anti-Halloween- 61 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:28,430 'cause it totally freaks me out to think... 62 00:03:28,508 --> 00:03:30,499 about eating candy that someone else has touched, right? 63 00:03:30,577 --> 00:03:34,343 Well, Carl and I are gonna dress up as characters from the show... 64 00:03:34,414 --> 00:03:36,348 and we're actually gonna go trick-or-treating. 65 00:03:36,416 --> 00:03:39,044 The sandwich, the dirty theater- 66 00:03:39,118 --> 00:03:40,881 He's actually making her better. 67 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:43,115 I'm gonna go as Janet, because I always choose the ginger and- 68 00:03:43,189 --> 00:03:44,747 - He's winning. - Puffy skirts and- 69 00:03:44,824 --> 00:03:47,452 Why the hell didn't I think of taking her to that damn show? 70 00:03:47,527 --> 00:03:50,928 Oh, it's so weird that you brought up how much you love that show... 71 00:03:50,997 --> 00:03:54,956 because just last weekend I decided to have the Glee Club... 72 00:03:55,034 --> 00:03:57,662 perform Rocky Horror for the school musical this year. 73 00:03:57,737 --> 00:04:00,001 - Uh, wow, Will. - Yeah. 74 00:04:00,106 --> 00:04:02,233 - Cool, right? - Very, very cool. 75 00:04:02,275 --> 00:04:03,970 - That's so- - I mean, who knew... 76 00:04:04,043 --> 00:04:06,034 that Rocky Horror was so important to both of us? 77 00:04:06,112 --> 00:04:08,080 Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. 78 00:04:10,450 --> 00:04:13,214 Isn't there some pretty risque material in there though? 79 00:04:13,286 --> 00:04:17,120 Oh. Yeah, I'll probably have to make some edits here and there... 80 00:04:17,190 --> 00:04:19,158 but it's worth it to expose the kids... 81 00:04:19,225 --> 00:04:21,659 to one of my favorite musicals of all time. 82 00:04:21,728 --> 00:04:23,218 - Huh. - I love that show. 83 00:04:23,296 --> 00:04:25,025 Wow. Yeah. Mmm. 84 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:27,623 Well, I'm thinking you're gonna have to edit the whole thing out... 85 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:30,328 if you're gonna get Sue and Figgins to sign off on it. 86 00:04:30,403 --> 00:04:32,837 But, um, that's really exciting. 87 00:04:32,905 --> 00:04:34,236 Right. 88 00:04:34,307 --> 00:04:36,104 - Go, Rocky Horror. - Oh. 89 00:04:36,175 --> 00:04:38,439 - Um, yeah. - Yeah. 90 00:04:45,551 --> 00:04:47,849 So what are you gonna be for Halloween this year? 91 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:50,252 I'm going as a peanut allergy. 92 00:04:50,323 --> 00:04:52,314 Great news, guys. 93 00:04:52,392 --> 00:04:54,019 I've had a little inspiration. 94 00:04:54,093 --> 00:04:56,823 This week's musical lesson isn't really a lesson. 95 00:04:56,896 --> 00:04:59,490 - It's a musical. - Please be Evita. Please be Evita. 96 00:04:59,599 --> 00:05:01,191 Rocky Horror. 97 00:05:01,234 --> 00:05:03,532 - Nice! - I've never seen it. 98 00:05:03,603 --> 00:05:05,503 - Mr. Schue? - Yeah? 99 00:05:05,571 --> 00:05:08,335 While I admire your choice of the groundbreaking '70s musical... 100 00:05:08,408 --> 00:05:11,377 aren't you worried that the adult themes might be a point of controversy? 101 00:05:11,444 --> 00:05:14,004 Seriously. A school in Texas couldn't even do Rent. 102 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:16,105 Caused an outrage and they had to cancel the show. 103 00:05:16,182 --> 00:05:18,810 Isn't that the whole point of the arts- pushing boundaries... 104 00:05:18,885 --> 00:05:21,911 doing things people say you can't do, for the sake of self-expression? 105 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:23,546 I got it all figured out. 106 00:05:23,623 --> 00:05:25,682 I cut out some of the more risque sections... 107 00:05:25,758 --> 00:05:28,727 and I'm sending home permission slips to all your parents... 108 00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:30,558 to make sure that they're okay with it. 109 00:05:30,630 --> 00:05:34,191 And we are going to charge admission, and use the proceeds... 110 00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:36,895 to help pay for transportation to nationals in New York. 111 00:05:36,969 --> 00:05:38,800 - Ooh, yeah. 112 00:05:38,871 --> 00:05:40,771 Okay. Let's talk about casting. 113 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:43,365 - Oh. Finn and I will play Brad and Janet. - Oh. 114 00:05:43,443 --> 00:05:46,776 - And I'll be playing the guy in the wheelchair, right? - That's what I was thinking. 115 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:49,644 And I thought Kurt could play the role of Frank-N-Furter. 116 00:05:49,716 --> 00:05:52,116 No. There is no way I'm playing a transvestite... 117 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:55,279 in high heels and fishnets, and wearing lipstick. 118 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:57,220 Why? 'Cause that look was last season? 119 00:05:57,290 --> 00:05:59,622 - I'll do it. - Really? 120 00:05:59,726 --> 00:06:01,591 It's like the male lead. 121 00:06:01,627 --> 00:06:03,925 I know, but I'm feeling a little more confident... 122 00:06:03,996 --> 00:06:06,089 about my singing voice, after our duets project. 123 00:06:06,165 --> 00:06:08,463 Great. I have no problem with that. 124 00:06:08,534 --> 00:06:10,092 We're a little short on female roles... 125 00:06:10,169 --> 00:06:12,899 so we're gonna have to double up on Columbias and Magentas. 126 00:06:12,972 --> 00:06:15,941 It's standard practice on Broadway. It'll preserve your voices. 127 00:06:16,008 --> 00:06:18,067 I'd like to preserve you in a jar- 128 00:06:18,144 --> 00:06:19,736 - In my basement. 129 00:06:19,812 --> 00:06:23,077 Sam. I'd like you to play the role of the creature. 130 00:06:23,149 --> 00:06:24,639 From the Black Lagoon? 131 00:06:24,717 --> 00:06:27,982 Rocky. He's like the Frankenstein character, but blond. 132 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:30,181 You'll kill the part. He's cute, just like you. 133 00:06:30,256 --> 00:06:32,156 Better start working on those abs. 134 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:34,716 Are you kidding me? You could cut glass with these babies. 135 00:06:34,794 --> 00:06:36,625 I have no problem showing off my body. 136 00:06:37,830 --> 00:06:39,889 Okay. Looks like we got ourselves a show. 137 00:06:42,168 --> 00:06:44,728 So then, after the Time Warp, Riff Raff, A.K.A. Kurt... 138 00:06:44,804 --> 00:06:46,931 takes us to Frank-N-Furter's lab. 139 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:50,172 I have no idea what's going on in this script... 140 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:53,337 - and it's not in a cool Inception kind of way. - Just try, okay? 141 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,278 So then they take off our wet clothes... 142 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:58,442 and we do the rest of the scene in our underwear. 143 00:06:58,551 --> 00:07:00,815 - Wait. I'm in my tighty-whiteys? - Yeah. 144 00:07:00,853 --> 00:07:03,845 But... I can't be on stage... 145 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:05,720 in front of the whole school in my tighty-whiteys. 146 00:07:05,792 --> 00:07:09,819 They're gonna be able to see my whole... business. 147 00:07:09,896 --> 00:07:12,126 Come on. It'll just be like going to the pool. 148 00:07:12,198 --> 00:07:14,063 I wear a swim shirt at the pool. 149 00:07:14,133 --> 00:07:16,328 I tell everybody it's because I burn easily, but, look- 150 00:07:17,970 --> 00:07:20,302 I know I'm a big athlete, and it's not manly or anything... 151 00:07:23,142 --> 00:07:25,167 but I'm kinda insecure about how I look. 152 00:07:28,314 --> 00:07:30,179 Come on. You just- 153 00:07:30,249 --> 00:07:31,910 You know, you have a different body type. 154 00:07:31,984 --> 00:07:33,747 I don't look like Brittany or Santana... 155 00:07:33,820 --> 00:07:35,344 but you still think I'm hot, right? 156 00:07:36,088 --> 00:07:37,578 Mmm, yeah. Of course. 157 00:07:37,657 --> 00:07:40,820 So then you're just gonna have to trust me... 158 00:07:40,893 --> 00:07:43,487 that you're the hottest guy in school. 159 00:07:44,564 --> 00:07:46,054 - Okay? - Okay. 160 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:47,599 Come here. 161 00:07:48,167 --> 00:07:49,998 All right. So- 162 00:07:50,069 --> 00:07:53,129 Then, after that, Frank-N-Furter's gonna come down in an elevator. 163 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:55,697 When he comes down, we are scared. 164 00:07:55,775 --> 00:07:57,265 I might faint. 165 00:08:00,046 --> 00:08:02,810 ...making it the zoo's first Unitarian chimp wedding... 166 00:08:02,882 --> 00:08:04,850 in over six years. 167 00:08:04,917 --> 00:08:08,546 - And we certainly wish the couple well. - Oh, yeah. 168 00:08:08,621 --> 00:08:11,715 And now, let's mosey on over to Sue's Corner. 169 00:08:11,791 --> 00:08:13,383 Take it away, Sue. 170 00:08:13,459 --> 00:08:15,051 Thanks, Rod. 171 00:08:15,127 --> 00:08:17,061 You know, Halloween is fast approaching- 172 00:08:17,129 --> 00:08:20,565 The day when parents encourage little boys to dress like little girls... 173 00:08:20,633 --> 00:08:22,863 and little girls to dress like whores... 174 00:08:22,935 --> 00:08:27,099 and go door to door browbeating hardworking Americans into giving them free food. 175 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:28,902 Well, you know what, western Ohio? 176 00:08:28,975 --> 00:08:31,705 We've lost the true meaning of Halloween- 177 00:08:31,777 --> 00:08:33,301 Fear. 178 00:08:33,379 --> 00:08:35,313 Halloween is that magical day of the year... 179 00:08:35,381 --> 00:08:37,747 when a child is told their grandmother's a demon... 180 00:08:37,817 --> 00:08:39,478 who's been feeding them rat casserole... 181 00:08:39,552 --> 00:08:41,918 with a crunchy garnish of their own scabs. 182 00:08:41,988 --> 00:08:43,751 Children must know fear. 183 00:08:43,823 --> 00:08:45,484 Without it, they won't know how to behave. 184 00:08:45,558 --> 00:08:48,618 They'll try frenching grizzly bears, or consider living in Florida. 185 00:08:48,694 --> 00:08:51,527 So, moms, skip trick-or-treating this year... 186 00:08:51,597 --> 00:08:53,326 and instead, sit your little toddler down... 187 00:08:53,399 --> 00:08:55,629 and explain that Daddy's a hungry zombie... 188 00:08:55,701 --> 00:08:57,760 and before he went out to sharpen his pitchfork... 189 00:08:57,837 --> 00:09:01,136 he whispered to Mommy that you look delicious. 190 00:09:02,341 --> 00:09:05,174 And that's how Sue... sees it. 191 00:09:05,244 --> 00:09:09,112 Sue, you're the cat's pajamas. 192 00:09:09,181 --> 00:09:10,978 And we'll be right back. 193 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:12,540 - Ridiculous. 194 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,658 Hello, Sue. I'm Barry Jeffries. This is Tim Stanwick. 195 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:26,698 We're the new local station managers down at WOHN. 196 00:09:26,766 --> 00:09:29,599 - Do you mind if we sit? - We loved Sue's Corner last night. 197 00:09:29,669 --> 00:09:32,661 Oh, yeah. You know, we come from the world of cable news... 198 00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:34,638 and we have... ideas. 199 00:09:34,707 --> 00:09:37,335 You see, good news is about information... 200 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:40,038 but great news is about fear. 201 00:09:40,112 --> 00:09:41,841 - For example. Tim? - Mmm? 202 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:45,475 - Did you hear about that swarm of Africanized killer bees? - No. 203 00:09:45,551 --> 00:09:48,019 Wouldn't it be awful to see an entire town... 204 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:49,816 - overrun by killer bees? - I'm sorry. 205 00:09:49,889 --> 00:09:51,823 Did you just say, Tim, an entire town... 206 00:09:51,891 --> 00:09:54,052 overrun by killer bees? 207 00:09:54,126 --> 00:09:56,219 - Well, I just- - There's your quote. 208 00:09:56,295 --> 00:10:00,288 And you can replace killer bees with whatever you want. Terrorists. 209 00:10:00,366 --> 00:10:02,891 - Mexicans. - Mexican terrorists. 210 00:10:02,969 --> 00:10:06,200 - Ants. - Mexican terrorist ants. 211 00:10:16,515 --> 00:10:18,380 So what can I do for you? 212 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:21,943 Someone at this school is seeking the stage rights... 213 00:10:22,021 --> 00:10:25,821 to Rocky Horror as this year's musical. 214 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,026 I take it you know the show. 215 00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:33,558 When I was younger, I took my sister to the show. 216 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,601 The audience was so enraged... 217 00:10:35,668 --> 00:10:38,466 having a disabled person in their midst- 218 00:10:38,537 --> 00:10:40,198 You know what they did? 219 00:10:40,272 --> 00:10:42,001 They threw toast at us. 220 00:10:42,074 --> 00:10:44,542 Um- Uh- 221 00:10:44,610 --> 00:10:46,339 - Whoa. - You want me to shut it down? 222 00:10:46,412 --> 00:10:48,607 No. No. 223 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,549 We want you to do an expose... 224 00:10:51,617 --> 00:10:53,983 proving that the secular-progressive agenda... 225 00:10:54,053 --> 00:10:57,887 has finally arrived here, in the Lima, Ohio School District. 226 00:10:57,957 --> 00:10:59,447 Sue... 227 00:10:59,558 --> 00:11:01,992 it's got local Emmy written all over it. 228 00:11:02,528 --> 00:11:04,291 We have a deal? 229 00:11:11,904 --> 00:11:13,701 All right, places, Finn and Rachel. 230 00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:15,434 I wanna start with "Dammit Janet." 231 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,442 Oh, I cannot wait till Finn takes his top off... 232 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:20,877 - so we can all see the hotness underneath. - What are you talking about? 233 00:11:20,946 --> 00:11:23,608 You can't have sloppy joes every day for lunch and get away with it. 234 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,981 Um, that's incredibly rude. 235 00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:27,917 Is it? Guys whisper behind our backs... 236 00:11:27,987 --> 00:11:29,852 about how we girls look every day. 237 00:11:29,922 --> 00:11:32,288 - They objectify us all the time. - She sort of has a point. 238 00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:35,384 Yeah. Earlier today Artie asked if he could make a gigantic omelet... 239 00:11:35,461 --> 00:11:38,794 when I'm done with the ostrich eggs I'm smuggling in my bra. 240 00:11:40,232 --> 00:11:43,395 I'm super looking forward to seeing Sam in his gold bikini. 241 00:11:43,469 --> 00:11:44,959 It's gonna be "ab-ulous." 242 00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:46,800 - Can we get on with rehearsal, please? - Yeah. 243 00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:48,840 I agree. Yes. Let's stay focused, guys. 244 00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:51,900 All right, Riff Raff and Columbia and Magenta- Team one. 245 00:11:51,977 --> 00:11:53,467 Take your places. 246 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,241 Let's rock and roll. 247 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:56,939 - Major Chord] - Whoo! 248 00:11:57,016 --> 00:11:58,950 - Hey, Janet. - Yes, Brad? 249 00:12:00,019 --> 00:12:02,351 I've got something to say. 250 00:12:02,421 --> 00:12:04,082 Uh-huh? 251 00:12:04,156 --> 00:12:06,681 I really love the... 252 00:12:06,759 --> 00:12:09,421 skillful way... 253 00:12:09,495 --> 00:12:12,430 you beat the other girls... 254 00:12:12,498 --> 00:12:14,329 to the bride's bouquet. 255 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,300 Oh! Oh, Brad. 256 00:12:19,171 --> 00:12:22,038 - # The river was deep but I swam it # - # Janet # 257 00:12:22,108 --> 00:12:25,100 - # The future is ours so let's plan it # - # Janet # 258 00:12:25,177 --> 00:12:28,271 - # So please don't tell me to can it # - # Janet # 259 00:12:28,347 --> 00:12:31,145 # I've one thing to say and that's dammit, Janet # 260 00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:32,844 # I love you # 261 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:38,185 - # The road was long but I ran it # - # Janet # 262 00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:41,124 - # There's a fire in my heart and you fan it # - # Janet # 263 00:12:41,193 --> 00:12:43,957 - # If there's one fool for you then I am it # - # Janet # 264 00:12:44,029 --> 00:12:47,294 # I've one thing to say and that's dammit, Janet # 265 00:12:47,366 --> 00:12:48,993 # I love you # 266 00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:55,970 # Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker # 267 00:12:57,343 --> 00:13:02,747 # There's three ways that love can grow # 268 00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:08,682 # That's good, bad or mediocre # 269 00:13:09,388 --> 00:13:11,652 # Oh, J-A-N-E-T# 270 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:13,385 # I love you so # 271 00:13:15,227 --> 00:13:18,594 - # Oh, it's nicer than Betty Monroe had # - # Oh, Brad # 272 00:13:18,664 --> 00:13:21,758 - # Now we're engaged and I'm so glad # - # Oh, Brad # 273 00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:24,769 - # That you met Mom and you know Dad # - # Oh, Brad # 274 00:13:24,837 --> 00:13:26,828 # I've one thing to say and that's, Brad # 275 00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:30,865 # I'm mad for you too # 276 00:13:33,379 --> 00:13:35,040 What made you think you could get away... 277 00:13:35,114 --> 00:13:38,481 with doing this show without my knowledge? 278 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:42,544 I didn't. I was hoping just to run out the clock until it was too late to stop us. 279 00:13:42,621 --> 00:13:44,748 Who says I wanna stop you? 280 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,452 I appreciate how Rocky Horror pushes boundaries. 281 00:13:48,627 --> 00:13:50,254 So you're not gonna fight us? 282 00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:51,819 Perhaps not. 283 00:13:51,897 --> 00:13:54,798 I just wanna be involved, Will. The arts matter. 284 00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,604 Fine. Join us. 285 00:13:59,705 --> 00:14:01,434 Play the part of the criminologist. 286 00:14:01,473 --> 00:14:03,031 - We need someone with authority. - Done. 287 00:14:03,108 --> 00:14:06,441 - Great. We rehearse tonight. - Fantastic. 288 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:09,037 - Give me time to do my rewrites. - I'm sorry? 289 00:14:09,114 --> 00:14:12,914 Yeah, it says right here in my contract that I get final script approval... 290 00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:14,782 and I wouldn't fight it, Will. 291 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,515 I'm a notary public. 292 00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:18,284 See you on the boards, buddy. 293 00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:25,790 Seventy-five. 294 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:29,357 Chicken, egg whites, fish- no salmon- 295 00:14:29,435 --> 00:14:32,233 oatmeal, brown rice- but not after 6:00 p.m. 296 00:14:32,304 --> 00:14:35,330 No butter or oil, and no soda. 297 00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:37,341 That's all you eat? 298 00:14:38,844 --> 00:14:41,813 - Ain't no carpool lane to sexy. - Damn straight. 299 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,782 I don't know, man. I never used to think about this stuff. 300 00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:47,250 I mean, we're guys. When did this start to matter? 301 00:14:47,319 --> 00:14:49,253 I personally blame the Internet. 302 00:14:49,321 --> 00:14:51,152 Once Internet porn was invented, girls could watch... 303 00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:53,919 without having to make that embarrassing trip to the video store. 304 00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:56,461 Internet porn altered the female brain chemistry... 305 00:14:56,528 --> 00:14:58,496 making them more like men... 306 00:14:58,597 --> 00:15:00,497 and thus, more concerned with our bodies. 307 00:15:00,532 --> 00:15:02,591 But doesn't it get exhausting thinking about what you eat- 308 00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:05,364 - Working out like a madman? - Nah. 309 00:15:05,437 --> 00:15:09,567 If I miss a workout or eat a hot dog, I hate myself for a few days... 310 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:13,100 but the fact is, if I wanna be cool... 311 00:15:13,178 --> 00:15:15,339 if I wanna get Quinn for good, I gotta look the part. 312 00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:19,449 If you get up on that stage and look like the Pillsbury Doughboy... 313 00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:21,452 no way you're staying popular. 314 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,181 Come on. Let's do some squats. 315 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,056 I think maybe that's why Sue's been such a bully all along. 316 00:15:32,131 --> 00:15:34,361 She really just wants to be included. 317 00:15:39,371 --> 00:15:40,861 Listen. 318 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:44,103 I really don't wanna overstep my boundaries here... 319 00:15:44,176 --> 00:15:46,007 but I really need your help. 320 00:15:46,078 --> 00:15:47,807 I need to find all these costumes... 321 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,541 and nobody knows Rocky Horror like you. 322 00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:54,984 I don't know. Would you mind coming on board as my costume designer? 323 00:15:55,554 --> 00:15:57,579 Are you serious? 324 00:15:57,656 --> 00:15:59,749 You're not kidding? I would love to. 325 00:15:59,858 --> 00:16:01,553 I'd love to! 326 00:16:01,593 --> 00:16:04,562 It's gonna be a lot of work, and we're gonna be spending a lot of time together. 327 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,427 Yes! It's a dream come true. 328 00:16:06,498 --> 00:16:08,693 I mean the costume designing is a dream come true. 329 00:16:08,767 --> 00:16:11,702 Not the spending a lot of- Not that spending a lot of time wouldn't be, but- 330 00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:13,601 Because of Carl. I've got the Carl. 331 00:16:13,672 --> 00:16:15,105 Yeah. Carl. I know. 332 00:16:15,174 --> 00:16:17,233 - Mr. Schue? 333 00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:20,039 My parents read the script, and they're pulling me out of Rocky Horror. 334 00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:22,170 What? 335 00:16:22,247 --> 00:16:24,147 I really wanna do it, but they're just not cool... 336 00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:25,547 with me dressing up like a tranny. 337 00:16:26,785 --> 00:16:29,049 I hate to let you down, but I'm out. 338 00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:39,460 Becky, that is the best Halloween costume I've ever seen. 339 00:16:39,531 --> 00:16:41,226 Thanks, Coach. 340 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,461 There's only one thing missing. 341 00:16:43,535 --> 00:16:45,196 Go scream at some fatties. 342 00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:47,431 Oh, and, Becky, next year when you trick-or-treat as me... 343 00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:50,737 you'll need to be clutching a bright, glittering local Emmy. 344 00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:58,608 Uh, Sue, I've got some bad news. 345 00:16:58,717 --> 00:17:02,084 We lost our Frank-N-Furter, and I can't find a replacement. 346 00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:03,645 Musical's canceled. 347 00:17:09,461 --> 00:17:11,053 - Yeah, that's cute. That's good. 348 00:17:11,130 --> 00:17:13,121 Look at this. See? I'm gonna have to squeeze into this. 349 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:15,826 They were out of the latex panties, so I got the see-through. 350 00:17:15,901 --> 00:17:17,459 See? 351 00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:21,438 Take your sick, perverted sex games out of this school! 352 00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:24,271 - No, no, no, Sue. This is not what it looks like. - I should have known. 353 00:17:24,343 --> 00:17:26,641 People who dress like librarians- All sex addicts. 354 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,202 I'm sorry. And you are? 355 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:30,748 Oh. Okay. Carl, meet Sue. 356 00:17:30,816 --> 00:17:32,511 Sue, this is my boyfriend, Carl. 357 00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:35,314 Sue. How do you do? 358 00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:39,388 Okay. I was just showing Emma my Halloween costume. 359 00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:41,926 - We're both sort of, uh, Rocky Horror fans. - Sort of? 360 00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:43,928 - Well, yeah. - Please. 361 00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:47,124 - Carl knows the lyrics to every single song. - Every song. 362 00:17:47,199 --> 00:17:49,099 - He has an amazing voice too. - Well, for a dentist. 363 00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:50,863 For a dentist- 364 00:17:50,936 --> 00:17:53,530 Oh. 365 00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:56,039 - You okay? - Oh! 366 00:17:56,108 --> 00:17:58,576 Yeah, Carl, it's just, my heart is, uh- 367 00:17:58,677 --> 00:18:00,474 It's breaking just a little bit. 368 00:18:00,512 --> 00:18:03,208 I'm not sure if you know this about me, but I am a huge proponent... 369 00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:06,877 of the arts in schools, and, well, even at this very school- 370 00:18:06,952 --> 00:18:08,442 Gosh, we're failing. 371 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:11,148 And, you know, when the kids don't have arts, they turn to drugs... 372 00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:14,886 and with drugs comes tooth loss and- 373 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:18,020 Are you ready for a chilling statistic? 374 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:21,498 Seventy percent of all teeth in this school are wooden. 375 00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:23,364 Seventy percent? 376 00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:25,403 Is there anything I could do to help? 377 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,802 - I don't understand. 378 00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:33,038 You guys have a hole to fill, and I'm just trying to help fill it. 379 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,841 - Wanky. - Santana. 380 00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:38,044 Well, you know... 381 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,948 I can't just give you a role. 382 00:18:40,018 --> 00:18:41,679 You'd have to try out. 383 00:18:41,753 --> 00:18:44,551 Fair enough, but I'll need a lady to sing to. Ems? 384 00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:46,113 Okay. 385 00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:48,251 "Hot Patootie." B-flat. 386 00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:57,900 # What ever happened to Saturday night # 387 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,564 # When you're dressed up sharp and you felt all right # 388 00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:03,266 # It don't seem the same since cosmic light # 389 00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:06,835 # Came into my life I thought I was divine # 390 00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:09,210 # I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go # 391 00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:12,273 # And listen to the music on the radio # 392 00:19:12,351 --> 00:19:15,218 # A saxophone was blowin' on a rock-and-roll show # 393 00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:19,747 # You'd climb in the back seat Really had a good time # 394 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:22,885 # Hot patootie, bless my soul # 395 00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:25,896 # I really love that rock and roll # 396 00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:28,865 # Hot patootie, bless my soul # 397 00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:31,232 # I really love that rock and roll # 398 00:19:39,811 --> 00:19:42,780 Come on. # My head used to swim from the perfume I'd smelled # 399 00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:46,079 # My hands kinda fumbled with her white plastic belt # 400 00:19:46,151 --> 00:19:48,381 # I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that's when I'd melt # 401 00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:51,616 # She whispered in my ear Tonight she really was mine # 402 00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:54,090 # Get back in front Put some hair oil on # 403 00:19:54,159 --> 00:19:57,390 # Buddy Holly was singing his very last song # 404 00:19:57,462 --> 00:20:00,158 # With your arms around your girl You try to sing along # 405 00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:01,824 # You felt pretty good # Whoo! 406 00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:04,767 # You really had a good time # 407 00:20:04,836 --> 00:20:07,896 # Hot patootie, bless my soul # 408 00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:10,737 # I really love that rock and roll # 409 00:20:10,809 --> 00:20:13,505 # Hot patootie, bless my soul # 410 00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:16,241 # I really love that rock and roll # 411 00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:25,290 # Hot patootie, bless my soul # 412 00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:27,951 # I really love that rock and roll # 413 00:20:28,026 --> 00:20:30,961 # Hot patootie, bless my soul # 414 00:20:31,029 --> 00:20:34,430 # I really love that rock and roll # 415 00:20:34,499 --> 00:20:37,024 # Hot patootie, bless my soul # 416 00:20:37,102 --> 00:20:39,969 # I really love that rock and roll # 417 00:20:40,038 --> 00:20:42,632 # Hot patootie, bless my soul # 418 00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:49,944 # I really love that rock and roll ## 419 00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:51,505 Yeah! 420 00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:57,316 No, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. 421 00:20:57,389 --> 00:20:59,186 - This will not do. - Excuse me? 422 00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:02,556 For this musical to continue, we need a Frank-N-Furter, not an Eddie. 423 00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:04,391 Eddie was eliminated in my rewrites. 424 00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:06,328 Sue's right. 425 00:21:06,398 --> 00:21:09,333 You wanna play in our sandbox, sing a Frank-N-Furter number. 426 00:21:09,401 --> 00:21:11,369 Well, I'm sorry, bro, but I think it's fine... 427 00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:14,030 to wear the Frankie bustier in the privacy of your own home. 428 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,006 I'm freaky like that. 429 00:21:16,074 --> 00:21:17,974 But don't you think it's inappropriate in a high school musical? 430 00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:20,637 At least if I play Eddie I won't have to grind up against the students. 431 00:21:20,712 --> 00:21:22,839 You know, Eddie's an important role. 432 00:21:22,914 --> 00:21:24,814 If I did it I'd be showing my support for the arts. 433 00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:28,412 You telling me how to direct my show? 434 00:21:28,487 --> 00:21:30,421 - Well- Will. - Mr. Schue? 435 00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:35,217 I'd like to play Frank-N-Furter. 436 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,558 I was rereading the script yesterday... 437 00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:40,598 and it said, "Don't dream it, be it." 438 00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:42,759 And it's my dream to play a lead role... 439 00:21:42,834 --> 00:21:44,529 so I figure, why not me? 440 00:21:44,603 --> 00:21:47,003 I'd be all kinda crazy sexy in that outfit. 441 00:21:47,072 --> 00:21:50,269 And I can reinterpret the number a little bit- Make it more modern. 442 00:21:52,544 --> 00:21:54,569 I'd really like the chance, Mr. Schue. 443 00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:57,740 Well, there you go, Will. You killed two birds with one stone here today. 444 00:21:57,816 --> 00:22:01,877 Congratulations. Look- You got yourself a Frank-N-Furter and an Eddie. 445 00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:04,922 This is outstanding. 446 00:22:11,396 --> 00:22:14,263 - Are you ready for our first dress rehearsal? - Mm-hmm. 447 00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:17,095 Okay, guys- Places. 448 00:22:21,606 --> 00:22:23,631 Uh, Mr. Schue? 449 00:22:23,709 --> 00:22:26,872 Uh, I know I'm supposed to be in my underwear for this scene... 450 00:22:26,945 --> 00:22:28,970 and I'm totally down with that. 451 00:22:29,047 --> 00:22:32,414 I thought maybe I would save it for the opening, if that's okay. 452 00:22:33,652 --> 00:22:35,279 Um, also, Miss Pillsbury... 453 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:39,154 is there a way I could wear, like, some gold board shorts, or something? 454 00:22:39,224 --> 00:22:43,285 These are really short, and I'm afraid I'm gonna show off some "nut-age." 455 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,727 - Well- - We'll take a note. 456 00:22:44,796 --> 00:22:47,356 We can't stop, guys. It's a dress rehearsal. 457 00:22:47,432 --> 00:22:49,559 Come on. Keep goin'. 458 00:22:49,634 --> 00:22:51,226 And... action. 459 00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:53,396 Oh, Brad, let's get out of here. 460 00:22:53,472 --> 00:22:56,441 I'm cold, I'm wet and I'm just plain scared. 461 00:22:56,508 --> 00:22:58,408 I'm here. There's nothing to worry about. 462 00:23:02,748 --> 00:23:04,841 # How do you do, I # 463 00:23:04,916 --> 00:23:07,146 # See you've met my # 464 00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:09,084 # Faithful handyman # 465 00:23:10,522 --> 00:23:13,389 # He's just a little broke down # 466 00:23:13,458 --> 00:23:15,824 # 'Cause when you knocked # 467 00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:18,795 # He thought you were the candyman # 468 00:23:20,365 --> 00:23:22,424 # Don't get strung out # 469 00:23:22,501 --> 00:23:24,799 # By the way I look # 470 00:23:24,870 --> 00:23:27,862 # Don't judge a book by its cover # 471 00:23:29,274 --> 00:23:31,139 # I'm not much of a girl # 472 00:23:31,209 --> 00:23:32,699 # By the light of day # 473 00:23:32,778 --> 00:23:37,147 # But by night I'm one hell of a lover # 474 00:23:37,215 --> 00:23:41,618 # I'm just a sweet transvestite # 475 00:23:41,686 --> 00:23:45,053 # From sensational # 476 00:23:45,123 --> 00:23:49,651 # Transylvania # 477 00:23:49,728 --> 00:23:52,561 # Why don't you stay for the night # 478 00:23:52,631 --> 00:23:53,655 Night. 479 00:23:53,732 --> 00:23:55,893 - # Or maybe a bite # - Bite. 480 00:23:55,967 --> 00:23:59,630 # I could show you my favorite obsession # 481 00:23:59,738 --> 00:24:02,206 # I've been makin' a man # 482 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,174 # With blond hair and a tan # 483 00:24:04,242 --> 00:24:07,803 # And he's good for relieving my tension # 484 00:24:07,879 --> 00:24:11,337 # I'm just a sweet transvestite # 485 00:24:11,416 --> 00:24:12,815 # Sweet transvestite # 486 00:24:12,884 --> 00:24:19,050 # From sensational Transylvania # 487 00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:21,183 # Hey, hey # 488 00:24:21,259 --> 00:24:24,490 # I'm just a sweet transvestite # 489 00:24:24,563 --> 00:24:26,531 # Sweet transvestite # 490 00:24:26,598 --> 00:24:29,192 # From sensational # 491 00:24:29,267 --> 00:24:35,172 # Transylvania # 492 00:24:36,341 --> 00:24:38,832 # So come up to the lab # 493 00:24:40,111 --> 00:24:42,079 # And see what's on the slab # 494 00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:46,082 # I see you shiver with antici-# 495 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,788 - # Pation # - Pation! 496 00:24:50,856 --> 00:24:53,518 # But maybe the rain # 497 00:24:53,592 --> 00:24:56,459 # Isn't really to blame # 498 00:24:56,528 --> 00:24:59,929 # So I'll remove the cause # 499 00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:08,697 # But not the symptom ## 500 00:25:08,773 --> 00:25:10,407 Whoo! 501 00:25:10,408 --> 00:25:11,397 Whoo! 502 00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:16,743 Now, that's an entrance. 503 00:25:16,815 --> 00:25:19,579 Mr. Director- I take that wall out right? 504 00:25:19,651 --> 00:25:21,516 You're two acts early, Carl. 505 00:25:21,586 --> 00:25:23,747 You're supposed to bust through the dinner party scene. 506 00:25:23,822 --> 00:25:27,781 Oh. Well, actually, I was sort of feeling my entrance in this scene. 507 00:25:27,859 --> 00:25:30,726 Such good, good, interesting impulses. 508 00:25:30,795 --> 00:25:34,492 - Oh! - Bravo, Carl. Bravo. 509 00:25:37,002 --> 00:25:38,731 - Will? 510 00:25:38,803 --> 00:25:40,634 Hey, I got your note you wanted to see me. 511 00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:43,606 We have a problem with the show. It's Carl. 512 00:25:44,175 --> 00:25:45,665 Really? 513 00:25:45,744 --> 00:25:47,268 I thought he was perfect. 514 00:25:47,345 --> 00:25:49,745 I agree, but, uh- 515 00:25:49,814 --> 00:25:51,543 What he said during his audition- 516 00:25:51,616 --> 00:25:53,811 It's haunted me. 517 00:25:53,885 --> 00:25:57,582 He's right. Some of these parts are just too adult for kids to play. 518 00:25:58,657 --> 00:26:00,955 Oh. Yeah, I have to agree, Will. 519 00:26:01,026 --> 00:26:02,357 Especially Sam. 520 00:26:02,427 --> 00:26:04,657 Sam. Right. He seems so uncomfortable. 521 00:26:04,729 --> 00:26:07,129 - Oh, yeah. - So I spoke with him. 522 00:26:07,198 --> 00:26:08,688 Is there something wrong with my body? 523 00:26:08,767 --> 00:26:11,167 Your body's fine, Sam, but, frankly... 524 00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:13,796 I think the role's a little too risque for a student. 525 00:26:16,074 --> 00:26:19,202 I did feel kind of... embarrassed. 526 00:26:20,745 --> 00:26:22,440 Who's gonna play Rocky? 527 00:26:23,782 --> 00:26:27,013 - I guess I have to. - I'm- I'm sorry? 528 00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:29,576 I figured if Carl can play Eddie... 529 00:26:29,654 --> 00:26:32,555 then I can play Rocky. 530 00:26:32,624 --> 00:26:36,355 Thing is, I'm not as familiar with the libretto as you are... 531 00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:38,692 and I can really use your help rehearsing. 532 00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:43,927 Are you sure that's a good idea? 533 00:26:44,002 --> 00:26:45,867 I mean, you'll be a great Rocky. 534 00:26:45,937 --> 00:26:48,497 You'll look really, really great- healthy. 535 00:26:48,573 --> 00:26:52,100 - But, I mean, you're a teacher. - Which is why I should do it. 536 00:26:52,177 --> 00:26:55,806 - It would give the show a little more credibility, you know? - Oh. 537 00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:58,348 So... think you could help me out? 538 00:26:58,416 --> 00:27:01,579 I mean, I have to have "Touch-A, Touch Me" down by rehearsal tomorrow. 539 00:27:04,756 --> 00:27:06,246 - Yeah, okay. - Okay? 540 00:27:07,592 --> 00:27:09,719 Um- 541 00:27:09,794 --> 00:27:12,422 I guess if you wanna start over there... 542 00:27:12,497 --> 00:27:15,432 - and I will start here. - Right. Good, good, good. Good. 543 00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:20,028 So let's just imagine that we're all alone in Frank-N-Furter's laboratory. 544 00:27:20,105 --> 00:27:21,231 - Alone. - Okay. 545 00:27:24,676 --> 00:27:27,509 # I was feelin' done in # 546 00:27:28,913 --> 00:27:31,074 # Couldn't win # 547 00:27:32,183 --> 00:27:37,621 # I'd only ever kissed before # 548 00:27:37,689 --> 00:27:39,384 - You mean she? - Uh-huh. 549 00:27:39,457 --> 00:27:42,756 # I felt there's no use getting # 550 00:27:42,827 --> 00:27:46,024 # Into heavy sweating # 551 00:27:46,097 --> 00:27:49,931 # It only leads to trouble # 552 00:27:50,001 --> 00:27:53,232 # And bad fretting # 553 00:27:53,304 --> 00:27:56,569 # Now all I want to know # 554 00:27:56,641 --> 00:27:59,075 # Is how to go # 555 00:27:59,177 --> 00:28:02,772 # I've tasted blood and I want more # 556 00:28:02,814 --> 00:28:04,907 # More, more, more # 557 00:28:04,983 --> 00:28:08,077 # I'll put up no resistance # 558 00:28:08,153 --> 00:28:10,883 # I want to stay the distance # 559 00:28:10,955 --> 00:28:14,413 # I've got an itch to scratch # 560 00:28:14,492 --> 00:28:16,983 # I need assistance # 561 00:28:17,062 --> 00:28:19,462 # Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a Touch me # 562 00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:22,398 # I wanna be dirty # 563 00:28:22,467 --> 00:28:25,061 # Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me # 564 00:28:25,136 --> 00:28:27,502 # Creature of the night # 565 00:28:32,510 --> 00:28:35,479 # Then if anything shows # 566 00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:38,516 # While you pose # 567 00:28:38,583 --> 00:28:42,110 # I'll oil you up and drop you down # 568 00:28:42,187 --> 00:28:44,018 # Down, down, down # 569 00:28:44,089 --> 00:28:47,525 # And that's just one small fraction # 570 00:28:47,592 --> 00:28:50,755 - # Of the main attraction # - # Oh # 571 00:28:50,829 --> 00:28:53,457 - # I want a friendly man # - Oh! 572 00:28:53,531 --> 00:28:55,761 # And I need action # 573 00:28:55,834 --> 00:28:58,598 # Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a Touch me # 574 00:28:58,703 --> 00:29:01,695 # I wanna be dirty # 575 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:04,538 # Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me # 576 00:29:04,609 --> 00:29:06,941 # Creature of the night # 577 00:29:07,011 --> 00:29:09,775 # Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a Touch me # 578 00:29:09,848 --> 00:29:12,476 # I wanna be dirty # 579 00:29:12,550 --> 00:29:15,451 # Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me # 580 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,385 # Creature of the night # 581 00:29:17,455 --> 00:29:20,481 # Oh, touch-a, touch-a, touch-a Touch me # 582 00:29:20,558 --> 00:29:23,652 Oh! # I wanna be dirty # 583 00:29:23,728 --> 00:29:26,356 # Thrill me, chill me Fulfill me # 584 00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:29,400 # Creature of the night # 585 00:29:29,467 --> 00:29:31,992 Creature of the night. 586 00:29:32,070 --> 00:29:33,901 Creature of the night. 587 00:29:34,806 --> 00:29:37,468 Creature of the night. 588 00:29:37,542 --> 00:29:40,238 Creature of the night? 589 00:29:40,311 --> 00:29:43,109 Creature of the night. 590 00:29:43,181 --> 00:29:45,547 # Creature of the night # 591 00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:48,518 Creature of the night. 592 00:29:48,586 --> 00:29:50,486 # Creature of the night ## 593 00:29:54,859 --> 00:29:56,326 - Um- - Uh- 594 00:29:56,394 --> 00:29:58,692 - Hi. Uh- - Hi. Yeah. 595 00:30:10,275 --> 00:30:11,936 Whoa! 596 00:30:12,010 --> 00:30:14,672 - I would have had it. - Yeah, sure. 597 00:30:14,746 --> 00:30:17,772 - Where you been? You're late. - Sorry. I spaced. 598 00:30:17,849 --> 00:30:19,612 I'm not playing Rocky anymore. 599 00:30:20,518 --> 00:30:22,008 You're kidding. Who is? 600 00:30:22,887 --> 00:30:26,015 Mr. Schue. I totally blew this. 601 00:30:26,090 --> 00:30:28,456 I shouldn't have made all those demands about my costume. 602 00:30:28,526 --> 00:30:32,553 I just feel fat, like I had rolls hanging over those gold shorts. 603 00:30:32,630 --> 00:30:35,258 But you're in perfect shape, dude. 604 00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:37,893 Wait. Since I said I'm uncomfortable in the tighty-whiteys... 605 00:30:37,969 --> 00:30:39,869 - does that mean I'm gonna get replaced? - No. 606 00:30:39,938 --> 00:30:42,099 Don't worry about that. The Brad part isn't about looking hot. 607 00:30:42,173 --> 00:30:44,641 It's about being confident in who you are and how you look... 608 00:30:44,709 --> 00:30:46,574 no matter how "douche-y" you are. 609 00:30:46,644 --> 00:30:48,874 That guy's totally cool with being uncool. 610 00:30:48,947 --> 00:30:51,040 Yeah, I'm definitely not there. 611 00:30:51,115 --> 00:30:53,310 Uh, I actually started showering with my shirt on. 612 00:30:53,384 --> 00:30:57,377 Stop knocking yourself out. Just be you, and the sexy will flow through. 613 00:30:57,455 --> 00:30:59,753 Yeah. 614 00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:01,348 Yeah, you're right. 615 00:31:03,461 --> 00:31:05,486 I don't need to hide behind my muscles like you do. 616 00:31:05,563 --> 00:31:06,996 Awesome. 617 00:31:07,065 --> 00:31:08,555 I think. 618 00:31:08,633 --> 00:31:10,294 Are you insulting me? 619 00:31:10,368 --> 00:31:12,427 Where you going? 620 00:31:12,503 --> 00:31:15,301 To show everyone how hot and sexy I am. 621 00:31:19,978 --> 00:31:21,468 Oh, wow. 622 00:31:22,547 --> 00:31:24,481 Damn those Cool Ranch Doritos. 623 00:31:25,149 --> 00:31:27,947 Eddie? I've seen him. 624 00:31:28,019 --> 00:31:29,350 Eddie? 625 00:31:29,420 --> 00:31:32,583 What do you know of Eddie, Dr. Scott? 626 00:31:32,657 --> 00:31:34,955 I happen to know a great deal about a lot of things. 627 00:31:35,026 --> 00:31:39,258 You see, Eddie happens to be my... nephew. 628 00:31:39,330 --> 00:31:41,355 - This play is terrible. 629 00:31:41,432 --> 00:31:43,297 Finn's line. Dr. Scott! 630 00:31:43,368 --> 00:31:45,097 - Janet! - Dr. Scott. 631 00:31:45,169 --> 00:31:47,694 - Finn's line. Janet. - I'm so bored I just fell into a microsleep. 632 00:31:47,772 --> 00:31:49,433 Brad! - Rocky. 633 00:31:49,507 --> 00:31:52,271 - Janet. - Dr. Scott. 634 00:31:52,343 --> 00:31:53,970 - Still being Finn. Janet! - Brad! 635 00:31:54,045 --> 00:31:55,774 - None of this is plausible. - Rocky. 636 00:31:55,847 --> 00:31:57,940 - - Janet. - Dr. Scott. 637 00:31:58,016 --> 00:31:59,643 - Finn's line. Janet! - Brad! 638 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:01,309 Rocky. 639 00:32:01,352 --> 00:32:03,217 This play has incredible pacing problems. 640 00:32:03,288 --> 00:32:06,724 Mr. Schue, it is pointless to rehearse this scene without Finn. 641 00:32:06,791 --> 00:32:09,191 We don't have a choice. He's late, and he's not answering his phone. 642 00:32:09,260 --> 00:32:11,319 We gotta get this timing down, guys. 643 00:32:11,396 --> 00:32:15,389 And would you please stop interjecting your opinions, Sue? 644 00:32:15,466 --> 00:32:18,162 Opinions? These are my rewrites. 645 00:32:18,236 --> 00:32:20,966 William! I'd like to see you in my office, please. 646 00:32:24,075 --> 00:32:25,770 Suspended? For what? 647 00:32:27,211 --> 00:32:29,304 I sort of walked down the hall in my Rocky Horror costume. 648 00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:43,192 Oh, my- 649 00:32:47,298 --> 00:32:49,766 Whoa! Nice panties, Baby Huey. 650 00:32:49,834 --> 00:32:52,860 Hey, my grandpa Murray called. He wants his boxers back. 651 00:32:55,907 --> 00:32:58,239 Why would you do that? 652 00:32:58,309 --> 00:33:00,277 I was trying to get comfortable in my costume. 653 00:33:00,378 --> 00:33:02,073 You don't understand how hard it is... 654 00:33:02,113 --> 00:33:04,707 for us guys to be exposed like that. 655 00:33:04,782 --> 00:33:06,943 I just thought maybe it would help me feel hot enough... 656 00:33:07,018 --> 00:33:08,849 to get up on stage and sing in my underwear. 657 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:11,286 I'm recommending one month suspension... 658 00:33:11,356 --> 00:33:15,190 and summer school to make up for any lost class time. 659 00:33:15,259 --> 00:33:17,284 You know, can we have a moment alone, please? 660 00:33:21,299 --> 00:33:22,766 You can't do this to him. 661 00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:25,200 He was just coming to rehearsal in his costume. That's not a crime. 662 00:33:25,269 --> 00:33:28,670 Nine children have already signed up for after-school therapy. 663 00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:30,571 I had to bring in a grief counselor. 664 00:33:30,641 --> 00:33:32,802 Last year, when the Cheerios won the national championship... 665 00:33:32,877 --> 00:33:36,404 Santana pantsed Brittany, and she was wearing a lot less than her underwear. 666 00:33:36,481 --> 00:33:38,312 Neither of them were suspended. 667 00:33:38,383 --> 00:33:40,283 That was in the middle of a celebration. 668 00:33:40,351 --> 00:33:42,979 But there's still a precedent. Huh? 669 00:33:43,054 --> 00:33:45,545 - Fine. A warning. - Thank you. 670 00:33:45,623 --> 00:33:47,318 William. 671 00:33:47,392 --> 00:33:51,226 To be honest, your motivations for doing this production are murky to me... 672 00:33:51,295 --> 00:33:54,162 considering all that you are risking if something goes too far. 673 00:33:54,232 --> 00:33:56,166 What are you saying? 674 00:33:56,234 --> 00:33:57,929 I'm saying you're welcome to continue with this... 675 00:33:58,002 --> 00:34:01,096 but if you get any heat about it, I won't be able to protect you. 676 00:34:01,205 --> 00:34:04,766 You're putting you and your Glee Club on the line... 677 00:34:04,809 --> 00:34:08,301 and I want you to be sure that whatever you're doing it for is worth it. 678 00:34:12,617 --> 00:34:15,518 - # There's a-# - Ho! Schuester- 679 00:34:15,586 --> 00:34:17,417 You messing with my woman? 680 00:34:17,488 --> 00:34:18,921 I thought we had a deal. 681 00:34:20,191 --> 00:34:21,681 I- 682 00:34:21,759 --> 00:34:23,659 - I don't know what you're talking about. - Yes, you do. 683 00:34:23,728 --> 00:34:26,697 'Cause Em and I have a full-disclosure policy- Total honesty. 684 00:34:26,764 --> 00:34:29,631 Something that allows us to have a little thing I like to call "intimacy"- 685 00:34:29,700 --> 00:34:31,634 Something you clearly know nothing about. 686 00:34:31,702 --> 00:34:33,465 Look, we were just rehearsing. 687 00:34:33,538 --> 00:34:35,005 Stop it, bro. 688 00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:37,041 Man-to-man, you gave me your word. 689 00:34:37,108 --> 00:34:39,440 - So what? You quitting the show? - No. No, no, no. 690 00:34:39,510 --> 00:34:41,375 Unlike you, I believe in the power of the arts. 691 00:34:41,446 --> 00:34:44,040 I don't use 'em to pick up other guys' chicks. 692 00:34:55,460 --> 00:34:56,950 Trick or treat? 693 00:34:58,129 --> 00:35:00,290 Oh, geez. 694 00:35:00,398 --> 00:35:02,195 Becky, I forgot the Take Back the Night Club... 695 00:35:02,233 --> 00:35:03,962 was going door-to-door this evening. 696 00:35:04,035 --> 00:35:06,003 I want my chocolate bar. 697 00:35:06,070 --> 00:35:07,594 I- I'm sorry. 698 00:35:07,672 --> 00:35:10,698 I've been working so hard on Rocky Horror I forgot to buy candy. 699 00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:13,869 Rocky Horror is an abomination. 700 00:35:15,646 --> 00:35:17,136 What did you just say? 701 00:35:17,215 --> 00:35:20,343 That's what Coach Sue says in her tape. 702 00:35:20,418 --> 00:35:22,909 It's in her office. I'll show you. 703 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:29,150 So I went undercover to expose what your tax dollars are funding... 704 00:35:29,227 --> 00:35:32,424 in our public schools in the name of the arts. 705 00:35:32,497 --> 00:35:34,397 Now, I'm all about personal freedom. 706 00:35:34,465 --> 00:35:36,456 I've publicly voiced my support for that lady... 707 00:35:36,534 --> 00:35:38,365 who wants to marry her own sores... 708 00:35:38,436 --> 00:35:40,768 but just because you're free to say whatever you want... 709 00:35:40,838 --> 00:35:42,567 doesn't always mean you should. 710 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:45,200 Artists are free to push boundaries to make art... 711 00:35:45,276 --> 00:35:47,608 but when pushing boundaries is their only aim... 712 00:35:47,678 --> 00:35:49,441 the result is usually bad art. 713 00:35:49,514 --> 00:35:51,175 There's a time and a place for everything... 714 00:35:51,249 --> 00:35:53,717 and squeamishness about what we want our children exposed to... 715 00:35:53,784 --> 00:35:55,581 is not the same as bigotry. 716 00:35:55,653 --> 00:35:58,713 Freedom-loving adults are free to have an open, lively debate... 717 00:35:58,823 --> 00:36:01,018 about what we want our society to be... 718 00:36:01,058 --> 00:36:04,585 but let's not make our children fight the culture war for us. 719 00:36:04,662 --> 00:36:06,493 They deserve a little better than that. 720 00:36:06,564 --> 00:36:09,465 And that's how Sue... sees it. 721 00:36:09,534 --> 00:36:13,766 Get me some chocolate or I will cut you. 722 00:36:19,744 --> 00:36:21,712 Sue, you set me up. 723 00:36:21,779 --> 00:36:24,577 Hey, there, William. Root through anyone's personal belongings lately? 724 00:36:24,649 --> 00:36:26,583 - When were you planning on airing that? - Opening night. 725 00:36:26,651 --> 00:36:28,312 That's why I pretaped it. 726 00:36:28,386 --> 00:36:30,354 Oh, I know you're furious, Will... 727 00:36:30,421 --> 00:36:34,380 but do you honestly believe anything I said was unreasonable? 728 00:36:34,458 --> 00:36:35,755 Well- 729 00:36:37,828 --> 00:36:40,592 - No. - There are limits, Will. 730 00:36:40,665 --> 00:36:43,998 There is a line, and for reasons I suspect have nothing to do with your kids... 731 00:36:44,068 --> 00:36:45,558 you crossed it. 732 00:36:45,636 --> 00:36:48,605 You can't yell "fire" in a crowded theater... 733 00:36:48,673 --> 00:36:50,971 and you can't expose kids to material like this- 734 00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:53,340 - not on the taxpayers' dime. - Oh, please, Sue. 735 00:36:53,411 --> 00:36:55,902 They have the Internet. They are exposed. 736 00:36:55,980 --> 00:36:58,005 Don't lead them to it. Don't make it okay. 737 00:36:58,082 --> 00:37:01,609 They're kids, and now more than ever, high school's a dangerous place... 738 00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:03,812 and it's our job to guide 'em through it safely. 739 00:37:03,854 --> 00:37:05,947 And we still get to torture them along the way. 740 00:37:06,023 --> 00:37:07,684 It's a fabulous system. 741 00:37:11,929 --> 00:37:13,658 You're right. 742 00:37:13,731 --> 00:37:16,199 I- I'm pulling the show. 743 00:37:16,267 --> 00:37:17,757 Wait. What? 744 00:37:17,835 --> 00:37:19,393 Yeah, I'm canceling the show. 745 00:37:19,470 --> 00:37:21,335 You were right. I was totally wrong. 746 00:37:21,405 --> 00:37:23,669 Shouldn't you wait until opening night? The kids worked so hard. 747 00:37:23,741 --> 00:37:26,505 - I'm sorry, Sue. - Hey, do it for the kids, Will. 748 00:37:26,577 --> 00:37:29,546 I need that local Emmy, Will! 749 00:37:33,351 --> 00:37:35,945 Are you sure you want to cancel the whole thing? 750 00:37:36,020 --> 00:37:39,012 I never should have tried to put it on in the first place. 751 00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:42,059 The reality is... 752 00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:45,229 I only did all this to get close to you. 753 00:37:48,366 --> 00:37:51,392 I guess love can make you do some crazy things. 754 00:37:51,469 --> 00:37:53,061 You know? 755 00:37:56,207 --> 00:37:58,072 I'm sorry, Emma. 756 00:37:58,142 --> 00:38:01,634 I promise to never abuse our feelings for each other again. 757 00:38:01,746 --> 00:38:04,306 I mean, let's face it. 758 00:38:04,348 --> 00:38:06,339 Carl is actually making you better. 759 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:10,413 And if I really love you... 760 00:38:12,256 --> 00:38:15,123 I need to back off and accept the fact that... 761 00:38:16,927 --> 00:38:18,656 at least for now... 762 00:38:19,630 --> 00:38:21,723 being with him... 763 00:38:21,799 --> 00:38:23,630 is the best thing for you. 764 00:38:27,905 --> 00:38:30,499 So what are you gonna tell the kids? 765 00:38:35,846 --> 00:38:38,815 I want to apologize for putting you guys through all this- 766 00:38:38,883 --> 00:38:42,216 - Particularly Finn and Sam. - It's cool, Mr. Schue. 767 00:38:42,286 --> 00:38:45,221 I'm sure the teasing will die down by the time my 10th reunion rolls around. 768 00:38:45,289 --> 00:38:48,258 And I got asked to be June in the Men of McKinley High calendar. 769 00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:50,851 I'm happy for you. 770 00:38:50,928 --> 00:38:52,361 But we still can't do the musical. 771 00:38:52,430 --> 00:38:53,920 Look, I was wrong. 772 00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:56,523 Rocky Horror isn't about pushing boundaries... 773 00:38:56,600 --> 00:39:00,297 or making an audience accept a certain rebellious point of view. 774 00:39:00,404 --> 00:39:02,668 Those were my reasons for doing it... 775 00:39:02,707 --> 00:39:05,437 and they aren't worth risking what we have here. 776 00:39:06,711 --> 00:39:08,770 And when I was younger... 777 00:39:08,846 --> 00:39:11,212 and they started midnight shows of Rocky Horror... 778 00:39:11,282 --> 00:39:13,341 it wasn't for envelope pushers. 779 00:39:13,417 --> 00:39:15,408 It was for outcasts- 780 00:39:15,486 --> 00:39:17,977 People on the fringes who had no place left to go... 781 00:39:18,055 --> 00:39:19,784 but were searching for someplace- 782 00:39:19,857 --> 00:39:22,621 anyplace- where they felt like they belonged. 783 00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:24,684 Sound familiar? 784 00:39:26,764 --> 00:39:30,200 The truth is, with that perspective... 785 00:39:30,267 --> 00:39:32,792 Rocky Horror is the perfect show for this club. 786 00:39:32,870 --> 00:39:35,566 Then why aren't we putting it on? 787 00:39:35,639 --> 00:39:37,470 We're still gonna perform Rocky Horror. 788 00:39:38,542 --> 00:39:40,339 We're just not doing it for an audience. 789 00:39:40,411 --> 00:39:41,846 We're doing it for ourselves. 790 00:39:41,847 --> 00:39:42,574 We're doing it for ourselves. 791 00:39:45,683 --> 00:39:48,117 # It's astounding # 792 00:39:48,185 --> 00:39:50,813 # Time is fleeting # 793 00:39:51,722 --> 00:39:53,553 # Madness # 794 00:39:53,624 --> 00:39:56,115 # Takes its toll # 795 00:39:56,193 --> 00:39:58,627 # But listen closely # 796 00:39:58,696 --> 00:40:01,187 # Not for very much longer # 797 00:40:02,199 --> 00:40:06,465 # I've got to keep control # 798 00:40:07,371 --> 00:40:09,601 # I remember # 799 00:40:09,673 --> 00:40:12,301 # Doing the Time Warp # 800 00:40:13,377 --> 00:40:17,438 # Drinking those moments when # 801 00:40:17,515 --> 00:40:20,109 # The blackness would hit me # 802 00:40:20,184 --> 00:40:23,984 # And the void would be calling # 803 00:40:24,054 --> 00:40:28,013 # Let's do the Time Warp again # 804 00:40:29,527 --> 00:40:34,157 # Let's do the Time Warp again # 805 00:40:34,231 --> 00:40:36,222 # It's just a jump to the left # 806 00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:39,998 # And then a step to the right # 807 00:40:40,070 --> 00:40:42,903 # Put your hands on your hips # 808 00:40:42,973 --> 00:40:45,237 # And bring your knees in tight # 809 00:40:45,309 --> 00:40:47,800 # But it's a pelvic thrust # 810 00:40:47,878 --> 00:40:51,746 # That really drives you insane # 811 00:40:51,816 --> 00:40:56,219 # Let's do the Time Warp again # 812 00:40:57,488 --> 00:41:02,050 # Let's do the Time Warp again # 813 00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:04,856 # It's so dreamy # 814 00:41:04,929 --> 00:41:07,727 # Oh, fantasy, free me # 815 00:41:07,798 --> 00:41:09,925 # So you can't see me # 816 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,992 # No, not at all # 817 00:41:13,070 --> 00:41:15,766 # In another dimension # 818 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,570 # With voyeuristic intentions # 819 00:41:18,642 --> 00:41:20,769 # Well secluded # 820 00:41:20,845 --> 00:41:24,178 # Oh, I'll see it all # 821 00:41:24,248 --> 00:41:26,614 # With a bit of a mind flip # 822 00:41:26,684 --> 00:41:29,346 # You're into the time slip # 823 00:41:30,421 --> 00:41:32,150 # And nothing # 824 00:41:32,223 --> 00:41:34,953 # Can ever be the same # 825 00:41:35,025 --> 00:41:37,585 # It's this subtle sensation # Ow! 826 00:41:37,661 --> 00:41:41,392 # Like you're under sedation # 827 00:41:41,465 --> 00:41:46,266 # Let's do the Time Warp again # 828 00:41:47,438 --> 00:41:51,704 # Let's do the Time Warp again # 829 00:41:51,775 --> 00:41:54,573 # Well, I was walking down the street Just having a think # 830 00:41:54,645 --> 00:41:57,910 # When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink # 831 00:41:57,982 --> 00:42:00,473 # He shook-a me up He took me by surprise # 832 00:42:00,584 --> 00:42:02,950 # He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes # 833 00:42:02,987 --> 00:42:05,979 # He stared at me and I felt a change # 834 00:42:06,056 --> 00:42:08,786 # Time meant nothing Never would again # 835 00:42:08,859 --> 00:42:13,125 # Let's do the Time Warp again # 836 00:42:14,498 --> 00:42:18,901 # Let's do the Time Warp again # 837 00:42:18,969 --> 00:42:20,266 # It's just a jump to the left # 838 00:42:22,006 --> 00:42:24,634 # And then a skip to the right # 839 00:42:24,708 --> 00:42:27,233 # Put your hands on your hips # 840 00:42:27,311 --> 00:42:29,779 # And bring your knees in tight # 841 00:42:29,847 --> 00:42:31,610 # But it's a pelvic thrust # 842 00:42:31,682 --> 00:42:35,675 # That really drives you insane # 843 00:42:36,754 --> 00:42:40,850 # Let's do the Time Warp again # 844 00:42:42,426 --> 00:42:48,023 # Let's do the Time Warp again ## 845 00:42:55,339 --> 00:42:57,364 Whoo! 846 00:43:34,478 --> 00:43:35,467 English - US - SDH