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Cody, will you help me
with my science project?
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The guy I used to use
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Is all stuck up now that
he won the nobel prize.
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A nobel prize winner
tutored you?
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No, he just did
the research
and the writing.
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Sorry, london,
I can't help you.
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I have a report due
on moby dick.
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I'll pay you.
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The whale can wait!
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Great, I'll see you
in my suite later,
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Study buddy.
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I'll be there,
money honey.
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Uh, no fair.
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And I can't afford
to hire a nerd.Ct, too,
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We nerds prefer
"educational consultants."
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And I thought you said
you were great in science.
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I am,
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But I really want
to get an "a,"
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So I'm building
a tesla coil.
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Ooh, challenging,
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But I'm all booked up.
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Really?
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You like listening to all
that classical junk, right?
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If by junk you mean
the music of beethoven,
mozart, and bach,
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Then yes.
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Look, if you help me,
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I can get my hands
on uncle marion's
symphony tickets
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To hear yo-yo mama.
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You mean, yo-yo ma?
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Whatever.
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I'm your nerd.
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♪here I am in your life ♪
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♪here you are in mine ♪
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♪yes, we have a suite life ♪
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♪most of the time ♪
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♪you and me,
we got the world to see ♪
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♪so come on down ♪
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♪just me and you
know what to do ♪
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♪so come on down ♪
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♪it's you and me
and me and you ♪
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♪we got the whole place
to ourselves ♪
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♪you and me,
we got it all for free ♪
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♪so come on down ♪
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♪this is the suite life ♪
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♪we've got a suite life ♪
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Captioning made possible by
disney--abc cable networks group
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Now, carey, as you know,
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Your singing contract is up,
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So here is the renewal.
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Now, for your convenience,
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I have flagged
where you need to sign.
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You, uh--signature
at the red ones,
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Iand then initial
wat the yellow ones.Gn.
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What about that green one?
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The green one--oh!
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It's a little lettuce
from my lunch.
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And there you are.
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Don't I need
to read it first?
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No, that's the beauty
of the flags!
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Hey, mom!
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I need your help!
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I got gum in my ear.
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And nothing
in your head.
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I'm sure there's
a reasonable explanation.
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Nope!
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Ugh.
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Ahh.
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Leave it!
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I'm negotiating my contract
with mr. Moseby.
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Ho ho, we're
not negotiating,
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We're signing.
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Hey, did you get
a 3-year guarantee?
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I don't see that in here.
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How about yearly raises
tied to performance?
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Good point!
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Oh, you're outside
the flags!
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Outside the flags!
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I'd demand a new filter
for that spotlight.
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Somebody's not getting
any younger.
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That's right!
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About the lighting,
not about the getting
older part.
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Zack, this discussion
is not for children.
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Actually, this child
makes a point.
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I think I'm going to review
this more carefully.
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Oh, carey, are you going
to take zack's advice?
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I know you
don't believe this,
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But zack can be
pretty sharp.
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Check it out.
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I'm a gummy mummy.
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[growling]
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Oh, hi, cody!
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So, are you done
with my project yet?
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You're paying me
to help you,
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Not do the work for you.
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Oh, I get it.
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You want more money.
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London, there isn't
enough money in the world
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To make me do
your homework for you.
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[scoffs] maybe not
in your world,
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But in my world,
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I have enough money
to buy your world.
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Forget it.
Let's just focus here.
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Do you have
an experiment in mind?
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Ok...
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How about you
conduct an experiment
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That demonstrates
the principles
of gene splicing?
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Oh, I could do that!
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Lly y
my jeans with holes
already in them,
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But I could slice
them myself.
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[groans]
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It's like talking
to a potato.
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[gasps] we'll make
a potato clock.
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Well, why would a potato
need to tell time?
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Oh, I got it!
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So, it knows
when it's done!
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No, the potato
will power the clock.
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See, by using
copper and zinc,
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You create
a chemical reaction
between the 2 metals,
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Converting the potential
energy inherent
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Within the vegetable
into an electrical current.
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Potato make tick-tock.
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Yay!
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Cody smart-smart.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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He cannot be serious.
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These percentages
don't even keep pace
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With the cost of living.
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Why can't you do
your math homework
this easily?
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Please, mom, those are
all make-believe numbers.
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This is the real stuff.
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You know what?
You deserve a raise.
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More vacation time,
a suite with 2 bedrooms...
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I want that.
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Finally, I could have
my own bedroom.
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Well, actually,
I was thinking
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One for me
and one for cody,
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But you could bunk
with cody.
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[knocking]
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[sniffs]
I smell ink drying.
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I hope that means
something has been signed.
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Nope, something's
been crossed out.
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Something--
what--
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What is all of--
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But I brought a bottle
of sparkling cider
to celebrate.
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We'll drink
that apple bubbly
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When you make us
a real offer.
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[sputters]
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Ok, ok, maybe there are
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A few perks
I could throw your way.
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How about I bump up
your wardrobe budget 10%?
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Hmm? And I'll let you
keep the outfits for,
you know, dates.
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Uh, should you ever get one.
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I'll take that.
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Under consideration,
and we'll get back to you.
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Under consideration?
She said, "I'll take it."
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Why didn't we
agree to that?
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I like free clothes.
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Please. He's just
throwing you a bone.
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Look, let me negotiate.
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Not only will you
get free clothes,
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The pockets will be
stuffed with money.
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Minus my 10% commission,
of course.
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I don't know, zack.
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I don't think I could
let a 14-year old
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Negotiate my deal.
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Aw, ma, what do you
got to lose?
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If I get you more,
great.
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If not, you could always
sign moseby's deal.
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Well, you do make
some good points.
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And it would drive
mr. Moseby bonkers.
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Which could work for us.
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Ok, zack, you are
now my agent.
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Great. Let's do lunch.
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[laughs]
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No, really,
mommy, I'm hungry.
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Make me a sammich?
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All right, for
a tesla coil to work,
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We need to create
an electrical field
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That can power a light
bulb without it being
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Attached to any wires.
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Yeah, yeah.
Less yapping, more coiling.
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[elevator dings]
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Cody, cody!
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Something went wrong
with my potato clock.
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I can see that.
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You turned it into
a potato hat.
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Do you think
this will get an "a"?
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Not unless you're wearing
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Sour cream gloves
and a bacon scarf.
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Look,
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You need
to come and help me.
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Fine.
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Hey, he's helping me.
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That's right,
I was helping her.
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Oh, not anymore.
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Give me back my nerd!
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He's my nerd!
No!
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[both grunting]
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
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Let's not break the nerd.
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We tend not to be
that well-muscled.
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Ah, carey!
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Ready to put
this contract to bed?
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Please address me,
not my client.
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Carey, are you serious?
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Well, he talked me in to it.
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Since he could do that,
I figured he must be
a good agent.
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[laughs]
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Great, small talk's over.
Let's tango.
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Now, since my client
started working here,
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Business in your lounge
has gone through the roof.
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Ok, I do acknowledge
there have been a few
more people.
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A few?
It's been a stampede.
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And after every show,
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People give her
a standing ovation.
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They're getting up
to go home!
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Well, they
never would have come in
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Without
this glamour-pus up there
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Shaking her goodies.
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Shaking my goodies?
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Bubbe, please.
You sing, I talk.
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Look, tourists
come for the hotel,
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Not for some
so-called glamour-pus.
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So-called?
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Look, sweetheart,
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This is nothing personal,
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But just leave this
to the professionals
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And get yourself
a candy bar.
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But just one.
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We don't want
your goodies to go bad.
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I--I--
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Zack makes
a great point.
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About my goodies?
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No, you should leave this
for the professionals.
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But I--
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Well, I'm glad you
understand our position.
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I do.
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So, how did it go?
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What did you get me?
Well, more vacation time.
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How many weeks a year?
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52.
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That's all of them.
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Yep, you quit.
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I quit?
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Don't worry, it's just
a negotiating ploy.
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But, I don't think--
don't look back.
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I want to--
don't look back.
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[cries]
you looked back,
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Didn't you?
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A little.
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Cody.
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London.
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Oh, this is too hard.
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It's 2 wires,
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A potato,
and a clock.
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How much easier
could it be?
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A lot.
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If you do it.
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London,
I'm not going to do it.
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I have my own
book report that
I have to finish.
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If you finish
this project for me,
263
00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:13,545
I'll write
your book report for you.
264
00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:17,849
[laughing]
265
00:10:18,851 --> 00:10:20,752
Seriously,
finish the clock.
266
00:10:21,921 --> 00:10:23,622
Fine, I'll finish it.
267
00:10:23,689 --> 00:10:25,557
It's the only way I'm going
to get my book report done.
268
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:26,791
Thank you.
269
00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:29,394
Uh, cody, I connected
270
00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:30,795
The h.V. Capacitor
to the transformer
271
00:10:30,863 --> 00:10:31,830
Like you said,
272
00:10:31,897 --> 00:10:33,765
And nothing happened.
273
00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:35,000
I get more electricity
274
00:10:35,067 --> 00:10:37,168
Dragging my feet
on the carpet.
275
00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:38,703
Ow!
276
00:10:38,771 --> 00:10:40,071
Oh, hey, cody,
277
00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:42,741
Maybe I should attach
my clock to her.
278
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,612
I'm going to need a pin.
279
00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:50,081
You need to back off,
280
00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:51,983
So cody can help me
finish my project.
281
00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:53,451
Well, he's
doing my project.
282
00:10:53,519 --> 00:10:55,954
I'm paying him.
283
00:10:56,022 --> 00:10:58,456
So, I'm giving him
yo mama tickets.
284
00:10:58,524 --> 00:11:00,792
Well, cody's been
my friend for years.
285
00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:03,528
Oh, yeah? Well,
what's his last name?
286
00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:04,829
Oh, cody--
287
00:11:04,897 --> 00:11:06,031
Cody--
288
00:11:06,098 --> 00:11:07,032
Martin.
289
00:11:07,099 --> 00:11:09,567
No, I'm pretty sure
it's cody.
290
00:11:09,635 --> 00:11:12,103
See? That's why
you should help me.
291
00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:13,638
She doesn't even
know your last name.
292
00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:16,474
I'll buy cody
all the last names
he wants.
293
00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:17,942
Martin.
Fine.
294
00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:20,178
I'll buy martin
all the last names
he wants.
295
00:11:21,647 --> 00:11:22,881
Forget it.
296
00:11:22,948 --> 00:11:25,050
I have a book report
I need to do.
297
00:11:25,117 --> 00:11:26,685
I want no part
of any of this.
298
00:11:26,752 --> 00:11:28,186
London, keep your money.
299
00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:31,222
Nia, keep yo mama tickets.
300
00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:32,390
I'm out of here.
301
00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:33,992
Oh, martin, wait!
302
00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:40,131
Great.
303
00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:41,766
Now what are we
going to do?
304
00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:44,903
Look, if you help me,
I'll help you.
305
00:11:44,970 --> 00:11:46,438
I mean, how hard
can this really be?
306
00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:54,679
Wait, which wire
was mine?
307
00:11:54,747 --> 00:11:56,581
What difference
does it make?
308
00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:57,649
What should I do with this?
309
00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,018
I don't know. Just
connect it to something.
310
00:12:05,424 --> 00:12:07,625
Whoa,
that's pretty cool.
311
00:12:07,693 --> 00:12:11,229
See that?
We didn't need martin.
312
00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:13,498
[screaming]
313
00:12:15,534 --> 00:12:18,336
Hey! French fries.
314
00:12:19,872 --> 00:12:21,306
And they're crispy.
315
00:12:21,373 --> 00:12:23,241
Oh, let's blow up a tomato
316
00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:24,609
And make some ketchup.
317
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:28,646
Zack--
318
00:12:28,714 --> 00:12:30,849
Shh, mom, I'm on
an important call.
319
00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:33,384
Nope. Too busy.
320
00:12:33,452 --> 00:12:36,087
Can't play
hockey tonight, mm-kay?
321
00:12:37,656 --> 00:12:38,990
All right.
322
00:12:39,058 --> 00:12:40,492
Zack, I'm really
worried.
323
00:12:40,559 --> 00:12:41,493
It's been 2 days,
and moseby still
324
00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:43,128
Hasn't offered me
my job back.
325
00:12:43,195 --> 00:12:44,629
In fact, he started
referring to me
326
00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:47,565
As the guest in 2330.
327
00:12:47,633 --> 00:12:50,335
What's mr. Moseby going
to do? Hire another act?
328
00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:56,441
Excuse me, do you know where
the cabaret auditions are?
329
00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:57,976
Auditions?
330
00:12:59,178 --> 00:13:01,079
Never mind.
331
00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:02,380
Oh...
332
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,883
Ok, this has
gone on long enough.
333
00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:07,118
I'm going
to find moseby and sign
that original contract.
334
00:13:07,186 --> 00:13:08,820
No, no, no, can't you see?
335
00:13:08,888 --> 00:13:10,021
This is all a show.
336
00:13:10,089 --> 00:13:13,825
He's not going to hire any
of these no-talent losers.
337
00:13:15,594 --> 00:13:17,662
No offense.
338
00:13:18,898 --> 00:13:21,432
Especially you.
339
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:22,967
Here's my card.
340
00:13:23,035 --> 00:13:24,836
Just don't call
on a school night.
341
00:13:26,505 --> 00:13:28,306
Ok, ok, zack!
342
00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:30,575
We have a problem.
343
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,278
I mean, obviously,
this quitting ploy
didn't work.
344
00:13:33,345 --> 00:13:34,279
Yet.
345
00:13:34,346 --> 00:13:36,414
Just hang tough
and trust your agent.
346
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:37,849
You're an agent?
347
00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:39,450
Well, I'm looking
for an agent.
348
00:13:39,518 --> 00:13:41,986
You see? They're
coming to me now.
349
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:44,689
Show me
what you got, clown.
350
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:47,992
[squeaks]
351
00:13:50,863 --> 00:13:52,664
[laughs]
352
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:56,568
First place at
the science contest.
353
00:13:56,635 --> 00:13:58,670
We're the smarterest.
354
00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:02,340
What's the matter?
355
00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:04,075
You look sad, martin.
356
00:14:06,078 --> 00:14:07,245
Thanks to you girls,
357
00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:09,147
I did terribly
on my moby dick
book report.
358
00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:11,616
I got an "a" minus.
359
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,384
Well, that's not so bad.
360
00:14:13,452 --> 00:14:16,588
Hello? Minus.
361
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:19,357
I hope
you girls are happy.
362
00:14:19,425 --> 00:14:20,592
Oh, we are.
363
00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:22,327
Because you made us
do the project on our own,
364
00:14:22,394 --> 00:14:24,562
We got an "a" cross.
365
00:14:26,065 --> 00:14:27,332
Plus.
366
00:14:27,399 --> 00:14:30,435
We got an "a" plus.
367
00:14:30,502 --> 00:14:34,272
Right, we got
an "a" plus the cross.
368
00:14:36,742 --> 00:14:38,009
I don't get it.
369
00:14:38,077 --> 00:14:39,477
Your projects
didn't even work.
370
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,546
Uh, not separately,
but together,
371
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:43,214
They made
french fries.
372
00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:44,682
And one of daddy's investors
373
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:46,551
Thinks we can sell them
and make a fortune.
374
00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:48,786
It'll be my first.
375
00:14:49,922 --> 00:14:52,290
So, I guess we did
good work together.
376
00:14:52,358 --> 00:14:53,658
What's my cut?
377
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,460
You said you wanted
no part of this.
378
00:14:55,527 --> 00:14:57,695
Yeah, you told us
to keep our money,
379
00:14:57,763 --> 00:14:59,464
So we will.
380
00:14:59,531 --> 00:15:00,465
But wait--
381
00:15:00,532 --> 00:15:01,499
Sorry, martin.
382
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,601
So, I get nothing.
383
00:15:03,669 --> 00:15:05,870
Yep. Would you like
fries with that?
384
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:24,589
Mom, you can't cave in
to moseby now.
385
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,190
Zack, this is my last show
386
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:28,693
Before I wind up doing
early bird dinner theater
387
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,029
In fort lauderdale.
388
00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:32,563
It is caving time.
389
00:15:32,631 --> 00:15:33,264
Relax.
390
00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:35,133
Tohose who wait.
391
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,367
[sighs]
392
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:38,136
Moseby: Carey, a word?
See?
393
00:15:38,203 --> 00:15:40,104
I am so sorry I didn't
get back to you earlier.
394
00:15:40,172 --> 00:15:42,874
I've been so busy
auditioning other acts.
395
00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:46,811
Just in case we couldn't
reach an agreement.
396
00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:48,880
Oh, oh, we'll be able
to reach an agreement.
397
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:49,881
Excuse me, ms. Martin.
398
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:50,949
My name is kelley emmitt,
399
00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:52,317
And I'm
the entertainment director
400
00:15:52,384 --> 00:15:54,352
For the glitz harlton hotel.
401
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:55,887
I saw your early show,
and I think
402
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,488
You would be
the perfect headliner
403
00:15:57,556 --> 00:15:59,924
For our main room.
404
00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:02,660
Well, I believe
I had the floor.
405
00:16:02,728 --> 00:16:04,762
Now, in the interest
of closing this deal,
406
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:06,965
I'm willing to offer you
an extra week vacation
407
00:16:07,032 --> 00:16:08,099
And a 5% raise.
408
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:09,567
Really?
Hah!
409
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,769
We at the glitz are
willing to offer you,
410
00:16:11,837 --> 00:16:15,540
Uh, 2 weeks vacation
and a 20% raise.
411
00:16:15,607 --> 00:16:17,208
Ow!
Mr. Moseby,
412
00:16:17,276 --> 00:16:19,177
Care to counter?
Ok, uh,
413
00:16:19,244 --> 00:16:21,746
I guess I could scrape
together 22%,
414
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,414
That's if I replace
norman the doorman
415
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:24,816
With a wedge of wood.
416
00:16:24,883 --> 00:16:26,317
We'll double
your salary,
417
00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:27,852
And give you
a 3-bedroom suite
418
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,921
And one month vacation
per year!
419
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,056
Shut up!
420
00:16:32,124 --> 00:16:33,658
Mr. Moseby, your turn.
421
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:34,759
I'll take it!
422
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:35,760
T-t-take it--
t-take it--
423
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:36,995
But mr. Moseby, you--
424
00:16:37,062 --> 00:16:39,197
Zack, I can't compete
with that.
425
00:16:39,264 --> 00:16:40,698
I guess I'm going
to have to go with
the other act.
426
00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:41,933
He's a comedian.
427
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,768
Does a whole thing
on airline food.
428
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,737
It is hi-larious.
429
00:16:45,804 --> 00:16:49,107
You get a--
because of the--
430
00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:51,142
Carey, I'm
going to miss you.
431
00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:54,846
[squeaks]
432
00:16:54,913 --> 00:16:57,248
Mom, what have you done?
433
00:16:57,316 --> 00:16:58,850
I just accepted
a great job offer,
434
00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:00,785
And we all get
our own bedrooms.
435
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,954
Thank you,
mr. Emmitt, thank you.
436
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,389
[buzzing]
437
00:17:04,456 --> 00:17:06,758
That was odd.
438
00:17:06,825 --> 00:17:09,160
Sorry, guess I forgot
to lose that
439
00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:11,696
When I took off
my clown suit.
440
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:12,930
Clown suit?
441
00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:14,432
You're--
442
00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:20,138
Zack, please tell me
you didn't do something
443
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:23,808
That's going to
make me wish cody
was an only child.
444
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,810
[clears throat]
445
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,146
He's not really
from the glitz.
446
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:30,381
He's my client bubbles.
447
00:17:31,283 --> 00:17:32,683
Bubbles.
448
00:17:32,751 --> 00:17:33,684
[squeaks]
449
00:17:33,752 --> 00:17:34,719
[laughs]
450
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:38,589
Oh, yeah,
I recognize the horn.
451
00:17:38,657 --> 00:17:42,393
He was just supposed
to get mr. Moseby
to offer you more.
452
00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:44,095
Did you ever think about,
I don't know,
453
00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:45,363
Letting me in on the plan?
454
00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:46,464
You would've said no.
455
00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:48,332
And wouldn't that
have been a shame
456
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,169
Considering how well
everything went?
457
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:55,006
Well, I thought
I did good.
458
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:58,776
Shut up.
459
00:17:58,844 --> 00:18:02,013
Now, if you two clowns
will excuse me,
460
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:05,817
I'm going to go
beg for my job back.
461
00:18:05,884 --> 00:18:08,619
Well, it helps
if you cry.
462
00:18:08,687 --> 00:18:11,689
[crying]
463
00:18:17,629 --> 00:18:19,597
Oh...
464
00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:22,166
I would like
to introduce to you
465
00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:23,734
Our brilliant new comedian,
466
00:18:23,802 --> 00:18:25,636
You'll laugh till you plotz.
467
00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:28,439
Buddy king!
Buddy, come on out!
468
00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:30,475
Hey, hey, how you
doing, everybody?
469
00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:31,442
Great to be here.
470
00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:32,610
Hey, don't you love
the tipton?
471
00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:34,645
I tell you,
it's great to be working
472
00:18:34,713 --> 00:18:35,680
In a high-class cabaret.
473
00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:37,348
Last week,
I worked in a place
474
00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:39,350
That was such a dump,
they had a sign on the door
475
00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:41,385
That said
"sorry, we're open."
476
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:43,454
[laughter]
477
00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:45,356
Mr. Moseby,
I've reconsidered.
478
00:18:45,424 --> 00:18:47,291
I've decided I want
to take you up on
your last offer.
479
00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:48,526
You have?
Mm-hmm.
480
00:18:48,594 --> 00:18:50,895
Oh, carey, look, the glitz
made you a fabulous offer.
481
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,430
I mean, you would be
a fool not to take it.
482
00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:54,532
And call me a fool.
483
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,567
As your friend,
I can't let you do this.
484
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:57,902
Yes, you can.
No, I can't.
485
00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,003
Yes, you can.
No, I can't.
486
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:00,338
Yes, you can.
No, I can't.
487
00:19:00,405 --> 00:19:01,539
We love the tipton
and everyone in it.
488
00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:02,273
Oh, that is so sweet.
489
00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:03,441
Especially you.
490
00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:06,377
There was no other
job offer, was there?
491
00:19:06,445 --> 00:19:08,312
No.
492
00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:09,580
The guy from the glitz
is a clown,
493
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,249
My son is a goof,
and I'm ready to work.
494
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:12,550
Oh, really?
495
00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:14,819
Well, carey,
496
00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:17,188
But you were asking
for way too much.
497
00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:19,991
Flight attendant stuck
her fingers in my ears.
498
00:19:20,058 --> 00:19:21,392
[laughter]
499
00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:24,028
Ok, fine.
Forget the raise.
500
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:26,430
I'll settle for
the wardrobe budget.
501
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:27,465
No, no, no, not so fast.
502
00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:29,233
I made that offer
before I found buddy.
503
00:19:29,301 --> 00:19:30,968
He comes
with his own clothes
504
00:19:31,036 --> 00:19:33,204
And no children.
505
00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:34,872
Besides, he's a big hit.
506
00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:36,941
I mean, he really
connects with the audience.
507
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,576
Last week I was on a plane.
508
00:19:38,644 --> 00:19:40,912
They served me
broken leg of lamb.
509
00:19:40,979 --> 00:19:42,647
That's not funny.
510
00:19:42,714 --> 00:19:43,648
What did you say?
511
00:19:43,715 --> 00:19:45,650
I said that's not funny.
512
00:19:45,717 --> 00:19:46,651
And you stink.
513
00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:48,085
Hey, listen, pal,
514
00:19:48,153 --> 00:19:50,721
Nobody heckles buddy king.
515
00:19:50,789 --> 00:19:52,857
I just did.
516
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:54,625
Oh, yeah?
517
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,362
Well, how do you like
thisoh, dear.
518
00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:00,598
Woman: Somebody
do something.
519
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:02,900
You're right,
520
00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:04,769
He is a hit.
521
00:20:04,836 --> 00:20:06,637
You really connected
with that guy.
522
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:08,072
Ok,
523
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,308
Let's get
that contract signed.
524
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,109
Oh, not so fast.
525
00:20:12,177 --> 00:20:15,246
Ok, I'll give you
the wardrobe budget.
526
00:20:15,314 --> 00:20:16,881
You want a piece
of me, too, toots?
527
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:17,882
[crowd gasps]
528
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,250
And an extra week
vacation.
529
00:20:19,318 --> 00:20:20,918
Oh, ok, ok, done.
530
00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:22,853
You've been a great crowd!
531
00:20:22,921 --> 00:20:25,623
You can buy my dvd
in the lobby.
532
00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:29,227
Mom, great news.
533
00:20:29,294 --> 00:20:30,928
I got you a job.
534
00:20:30,996 --> 00:20:33,731
How do you feel about
working with monkeys?
535
00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:36,133
I've got some news
for you, too.
536
00:20:36,201 --> 00:20:38,169
I got my old job back,
and you're fired.
537
00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:40,972
Well, as your agent
or--or your son?
538
00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:42,773
As my agent.
539
00:20:42,841 --> 00:20:45,776
That was
a smart career move.
540
00:20:45,844 --> 00:20:47,645
Hey, mr. Moseby.
541
00:20:47,713 --> 00:20:48,946
It was
a well-fought battle,
542
00:20:49,014 --> 00:20:50,781
And I hope there are
no hard feelings.
543
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,150
By the way,
544
00:20:53,218 --> 00:20:55,219
Just in case the chick
singer doesn't work out,
545
00:20:55,287 --> 00:20:57,755
I got this awesome
clown act.
546
00:20:59,024 --> 00:21:01,225
Ok, now, you're fired
as my son, too.
547
00:21:10,702 --> 00:21:13,437
Everyone loves
homemade french fries,
548
00:21:13,505 --> 00:21:14,538
But who has the time?
549
00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:15,940
I don't.
550
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:19,944
I usually
have to pay those crazy
drive-through prices.
551
00:21:21,246 --> 00:21:23,714
Well, not anymore.
552
00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:30,221
With the lightning fry maker,
553
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,623
You can have
delicious fries in seconds.
554
00:21:36,328 --> 00:21:37,928
[boom]
555
00:21:37,996 --> 00:21:39,997
[sizzling]
556
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:45,803
Mmm, now,
that's a good fry.
557
00:21:45,871 --> 00:21:47,338
If you call right now,
558
00:21:47,406 --> 00:21:49,507
We'll include a 50 pound
bag of potatoes
559
00:21:49,574 --> 00:21:51,275
Absolutely free.
560
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,645
[yells]
561
00:21:54,713 --> 00:21:56,947
$49 shipping
and handling
not included.
562
00:21:57,015 --> 00:21:59,417
Hurry, they're selling
like hot cakes.
563
00:21:59,484 --> 00:22:03,287
Don't you mean
hot potatoes?
564
00:22:03,355 --> 00:22:05,990
[laughing]
565
00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:09,160
Seriously, call.
566
00:22:09,227 --> 00:22:10,561
You won't regret it.
567
00:22:10,629 --> 00:22:12,496
Lightning fry
is not responsible
for any accidents,
568
00:22:12,564 --> 00:22:14,498
Injuries, or mutations
that may occur while
using this product.
569
00:22:14,566 --> 00:22:17,501
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