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♪ All the shadows
in the city ♪
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♪ used to love you,
what a pity ♪
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♪ I miss the questions
you used to ask me ♪
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♪ bored to death,
cut, mad and lonely ♪
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♪ bored to death, cut,
mad and lonely... ♪
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♪ Bored to death ♪
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♪ cut, mad and lonely. ♪
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"To save himself
and the blonde,
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Harry slapped the large bag
of cocaine into the air.
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Then Harry sent his fist,
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which was the size
of a small dictionary,
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- into the drug dealer's throat.
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- Ames here.
- Jonathan, it's leah.
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Oh hi, leah.
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I'm in your neighborhood.
Could I come by?
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There's something I need
to talk to you about.
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Here?
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The place is very
grey gardens at the moment.
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- I've been writing.
- Oh, it doesn't matter.
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I'll be right over.
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How's Ray?
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He's, um...
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Making the best of it.
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- Let's take a break.
- Okay.
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I want
to take a picture.
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Red hook is so weird
and beautiful.
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Okay.
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I could've been somebody.
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What?
You are somebody.
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You created Super Ray.
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No, it's marlon Brando.
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It's a little lesser known line.
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"On the waterfront"
was set in red hook.
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Cool. I didn't know that.
I like Brando.
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I wish he wasn't dead.
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Kiss?
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- What are you doing now?
- Oh, I'm tweeting our photo.
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None of my friends
believe I'm dating you.
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Tweeting?
So cute.
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Yo, are those ears real?
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Of course they are.
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- What, is it Christmas?
- What's it to you, gaylord?
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Yo, nothing, man.
Elves are cool.
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You are the sexiest guy
I have ever met.
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I know.
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So here's a picture
of little Ray.
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We got him from
a rescue shelter.
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I'll need this for
my investigation.
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Why'd you name him little Ray?
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The girls said that he and
Ray have the same eyes.
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I guess I can see that...
a certain sadness.
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So tell me again what
happened from the beginning.
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As a Detective
I need all the details.
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Also I'm a little stoned.
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Okay. So I tied him up
outside the pharmacy
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just for a second and when
I came out he was gone.
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- Oh my God.
- So when I got home the phone rings
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and this man says,
"I have little Ray."
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'Cause my number was
on his dog collar.
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I was like, "oh my God,
thank you."
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Then he says all cold,
"how much for him?"
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Ransom for a dog.
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I know this world
is insane, but still...
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So I blurted out
stupidly "40 bucks"
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and he hung up
and he hasn't called back.
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The girls are heartbroken,
crying every night.
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It's okay.
I'll find him.
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I don't want your girls
to be upset.
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They've already lost one Ray.
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They shouldn't lose two.
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I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
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- I-I... I'm stoned and tipsy.
- I'm also tipsy.
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Oh... Jonathan, I can't believe
that almost happened.
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We only leaned.
A lean means nothing.
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I do it naturally all the time.
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I have bad posture from depression.
I just...
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you're right, you're right.
It was only a lean.
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But you know, I should go.
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- Oh, I feel guilty.
- Me too, me too.
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But we were just projecting our
love for Ray onto each other.
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Right. So you'll try
to find little Ray?
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Of course.
But, leah,
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should we actually kiss
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so that our guilt
doesn't go to waste?
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- I've always thought you were
very beautiful. - Jonathan!
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It's Ray!
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Do you think he knows?
Is that...
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Jonathan, don't be paranoid.
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Let's just pretend
like nothing happened,
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which will be easy,
because nothing did happen.
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Well, I'm sorry about the
nothing that didn't happen
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and, leah, I will find
little Ray for you.
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- ♪ Ride ♪
- ♪ Ride ♪
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♪ pour a drink
in the frustrated cowboy. ♪
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She's a nice kid, but it's
just hard to be in public
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with a girl
that's got elf ears.
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She lent me her huge
bike, which is nice.
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Does she have other elf organs?
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No.
That's what I thought.
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I thought she'd have fairy
dust down there or something.
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Completely normal
from the neck down.
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But I feel bad when I kiss her.
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All I do is think about leah
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and how her ears are regular.
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I saw le today.
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What? Where?
Did she say she misses me?
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Yeah, she misses you.
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I saw her at my place.
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- Why? - She needs my
help as a Detective.
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What does she want you to do?
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She got the girls a dog,
but it was stolen.
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The guy who took it
had the audacity
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to ask for ransom,
but she lowballed him.
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She does have
a secret cheap side.
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The whole time we were together
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not once did she raise my allowance.
Go ahead.
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Anyway, she lowballed him
and he hung up the phone.
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I guess he must have
sold the dog or something,
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but leah wants me
to try to find him.
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What a bastard,
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wanting money for a lost dog.
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I don't know if you're
gonna like this,
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but leah and the girls
named the dog
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little Ray.
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Yeah, I like that.
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It means they miss me.
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- What kind of dog is it?
- He's a... oh here.
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- Not the most...
- Good God.
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That is one ugly pooch.
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With that scrunched face
he looks like an alien.
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He's got nice eyes though.
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- Yeah. - So how are we
gonna find this gargoyle?
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♪ All I know
is all I'm told ♪
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♪ she keeps the young
from getting old again ♪
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♪ make sure to cross
the street ♪
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♪ she walks to me
and hurt her feet... ♪
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- Our last flier.
- Now what,
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besides getting a drink?
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Now we wait.
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Either the jerk
who grabbed little Ray
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will come out from under his
rock to collect the reward.
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Or if he sold the dog, maybe
that person will call us.
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- What'll it be?
- One budweiser
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and a glass of your
worst white wine
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for my friend, on me.
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You know, George is having
his surgery tomorrow.
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I know. Poor George.
Such a good guy.
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Shouldn't have
shot me that time,
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but he always
picks up the check.
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- Thanks.
- Cin cin.
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After this, I got to go home
and finish my short story
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for "the new yorker" contest.
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- What's the gist of it. - It's about a p.
I. Named Harry Parker.
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It's a Pulp Fiction take on how I beat
those drug dealers in prospect park.
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I turned Greene
into a femme fatale...
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- a sexy blonde.
- Greene would make a good woman.
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- He has nice hips.
- Huh.
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Oh hey, perfect timing.
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Do you think that
I'll need two bathrobes?
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Well, you're just staying
at the hospital overnight,
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- so probably just one. - You're right.
I better bring both.
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- George.
- Oh, very good.
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- Oh hi.
- Hi.
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- Donna, that's Jonathan. - Oh.
Oh oh, it's so nice to meet you.
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George talks about you
all the time.
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I'm so sorry about
your career struggles.
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- Don't...
- Right.
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I just want to thank you
for taking care of George
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and his prostate.
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Oh, of course.
He'll be fine.
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I haven't made any
surgical errors in years.
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- Oh. ( Chuckles ) - I'd better get going.
My first surgery's at 10:00.
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Okay.
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So nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you too,
Dr. Kenwood.
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- She seems great.
- Yeah, she's lovely.
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You all right, George?
How are you feeling?
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To be honest,
I'm a little upset.
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The way I see it,
I have two options:
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One, I come out of this
impotent and incontinent;
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Or two, I die under anesthesia.
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Oh no, please, George, you have
to visualize a perfect recovery...
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beautiful strong erections,
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vitality, controlled urination.
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You're absolutely right.
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All right, just tell me
what's going on with you.
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The best positive
thinking in life
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is thinking of others.
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So what's happening?
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Distract me.
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Well, I finished my story
for "The New Yorker" contest.
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- I mailed it in this morning.
- Tell me the opening lines.
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I love opening lines.
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"In Harry's hand,
the gun looked like a toy.
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The gun was big,
but his hand was bigger."
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I like that.
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- Very hardboiled.
- Sorry.
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- Hello. - Are you the
person looking for little Ray?"
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Yes, I am.
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Yeah, that's the one.
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Cute little thing.
Beautiful eyes.
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That's what I thought.
I love his eyes.
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They remind me of my nat.
That's why I wanted him.
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- Nat was your dog?
- No, my husband.
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He died at the deli last year.
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Went for some half-and-half
for my coffee, never came back.
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I should've just
drank it black.
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I'm sorry.
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You kind of have
his build, you know?
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Ha. That's what I liked
when I was younger...
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feel a man's weight.
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It helps you forget
your troubles.
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That's right. A lot of women today,
they don't appreciate heft.
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So about little Ray.
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- Where did you see him?
- The nevins street dog man
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brought him here yesterday.
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He's a pooch peddler,
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mostly little dogs.
He knew I was looking for one
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because nat passed on,
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but he wanted too much money.
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- That must be the guy
who called leah. - Yeah.
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- How much did he want?
- $200. Yeah.
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Then I was up at park slope,
you know, where it's fancy?
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That's where I saw your flier.
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I went to see my daughter.
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She lives very nice...
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married to a Jewish lawyer.
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- Are you Jewish?
- Yes.
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Good.
Steady income is nice.
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Right right.
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So where can we find
this nevins street dog man?
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Well, he's not called the
Carol street dog man, is he?
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That's right.
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Well hello,
Mr. Christiansen.
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- It's Christopher.
- Oh my God, you brought a lot of baggage.
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When I get nervous I overpack.
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Do you think
I brought too much?
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Yes, but it's okay.
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So you've had no liquids
or food since last night?
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Nothing.
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Actually, you know,
I did brush my teeth
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and some water may have
seeped down my throat.
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Should we reschedule?
I know I swallowed some toothpaste.
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Why don't I call
Dr. Kenwood?
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It's okay.
Toothpaste is fine.
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So strip down and I'll be back
to shave your pubic zone.
248
00:12:59,381 --> 00:13:02,583
What? Nobody said anything
about shaving down there.
249
00:13:02,617 --> 00:13:04,451
No... oh God.
250
00:13:04,485 --> 00:13:07,620
Oh, that's not fair.
251
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:14,460
There's little Ray.
Hi!
252
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:17,496
This explains all the
missing dog posters we saw.
253
00:13:17,531 --> 00:13:19,231
I think I have my next story...
254
00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:21,200
"the nevins street dog man"...
255
00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:22,935
a Harry Parker mystery.
256
00:13:24,203 --> 00:13:26,268
His picture doesn't
do him any justice.
257
00:13:26,303 --> 00:13:29,404
He has a strange forehead,
but that's a good-looking dog.
258
00:13:29,438 --> 00:13:31,740
- Hi!
- It's locked.
259
00:13:31,774 --> 00:13:34,608
Well, we'll get
some bolt cutters
260
00:13:34,643 --> 00:13:36,143
and we'll free little Ray.
261
00:13:36,177 --> 00:13:38,144
Right. And these
other guys too.
262
00:13:38,179 --> 00:13:41,281
- Tch tch tch. - I recognize
most of them from the posters.
263
00:13:41,315 --> 00:13:44,117
There's mochi,
tulip, Mr. Chow.
264
00:13:44,151 --> 00:13:46,385
You really like
little Ray, don't you?
265
00:13:46,420 --> 00:13:48,353
Yeah.
266
00:13:48,388 --> 00:13:50,488
He's like
a dog version of a son.
267
00:13:50,523 --> 00:13:52,290
His mother is
the woman that I love
268
00:13:52,325 --> 00:13:54,026
and we have the same name.
269
00:13:54,060 --> 00:13:55,461
Right.
270
00:13:55,495 --> 00:13:57,329
We'll be back, little Ray.
271
00:14:04,835 --> 00:14:06,368
Lift up your gown, please.
272
00:14:06,403 --> 00:14:08,003
Uh, before we start,
273
00:14:08,038 --> 00:14:12,007
for some reason my old coloring
has held true down there.
274
00:14:12,041 --> 00:14:14,909
Um, will it
grow back like that?
275
00:14:14,944 --> 00:14:19,546
It's just nice to hold on to
one's youth any way you can.
276
00:14:19,580 --> 00:14:21,047
I don't know.
277
00:14:21,082 --> 00:14:23,149
I never had
a patient come back.
278
00:14:28,488 --> 00:14:30,989
This is the best case
we've ever worked.
279
00:14:31,023 --> 00:14:32,724
I thought you hated my cases.
280
00:14:32,758 --> 00:14:34,459
I do, but this one's different.
281
00:14:34,493 --> 00:14:37,261
This is my opening
to win leah back.
282
00:14:37,296 --> 00:14:39,330
You really do want
her back, don't you?
283
00:14:39,364 --> 00:14:41,332
Of course I do.
284
00:14:41,366 --> 00:14:43,467
Ray, there's something
I need to tell you.
285
00:14:43,501 --> 00:14:45,569
Oh God, I hate
when you do this.
286
00:14:45,603 --> 00:14:48,338
It's like forcing a man
to look up at the guillotine.
287
00:14:48,372 --> 00:14:51,640
Go ahead and chop my head off with
whatever weird thing you need to say.
288
00:14:51,675 --> 00:14:54,476
Okay.
I feel terrible,
289
00:14:54,511 --> 00:14:56,711
but yesterday
I almost kissed leah.
290
00:15:03,285 --> 00:15:05,953
Ray, I'm sorry!
291
00:15:05,987 --> 00:15:07,321
Raymond!
292
00:15:08,289 --> 00:15:10,657
Ray.
293
00:15:10,691 --> 00:15:12,525
Wait, listen.
294
00:15:12,559 --> 00:15:15,228
I just leaned towards her.
It was only a lean.
295
00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:17,163
And she would've
rejected me anyway.
296
00:15:17,197 --> 00:15:20,032
Of course she would've rejected you,
but why did you try to kiss her?
297
00:15:20,066 --> 00:15:22,033
She just seemed
so sad about the dog.
298
00:15:22,068 --> 00:15:24,969
- Maybe I wanted to kiss her on your behalf.
- That's bullshit.
299
00:15:25,003 --> 00:15:28,172
Ray, I'm sorry if I hurt you.
Please forgive me.
300
00:15:31,243 --> 00:15:34,211
Well, I banged Suzanne.
301
00:15:34,245 --> 00:15:36,313
- You did?
- No.
302
00:15:36,347 --> 00:15:37,914
Of course not.
I didn't bang Suzanne.
303
00:15:37,948 --> 00:15:39,982
I wanted to.
I wanted to bang all your girlfriends.
304
00:15:40,016 --> 00:15:41,584
I wish you had.
305
00:15:41,618 --> 00:15:43,952
You can if you want to.
306
00:15:46,389 --> 00:15:49,623
Well, you didn't actually
kiss her and I understand.
307
00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:52,526
Leah's the most beautiful
girl in the world, so...
308
00:15:54,295 --> 00:15:55,628
Let's just forget about it.
309
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:59,231
Forgetting, forgotten.
Forgotted!
310
00:15:59,266 --> 00:16:02,100
Don't push it
with the wordplay.
311
00:16:04,069 --> 00:16:06,003
I've missed you.
312
00:16:06,038 --> 00:16:08,005
I've missed you.
313
00:16:08,039 --> 00:16:09,573
I always miss you.
314
00:16:09,607 --> 00:16:11,708
Why don't we ever
work things out?
315
00:16:11,742 --> 00:16:13,743
I guess we're like children...
316
00:16:13,777 --> 00:16:16,712
that thing we can't reach
is the thing we want.
317
00:16:21,884 --> 00:16:24,485
Why don't you crawl on up here?
318
00:16:24,519 --> 00:16:27,421
They shaved my pubic zone.
319
00:16:27,456 --> 00:16:29,556
I would've liked
to have done that for you.
320
00:16:29,591 --> 00:16:31,691
Oh God, look at you.
321
00:16:31,726 --> 00:16:34,894
Oh.
322
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:39,231
I am so glad that possibly
323
00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:41,699
the last erection of my life
324
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,634
is with you.
325
00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:47,338
I guess that's your line
with all the girls.
326
00:16:47,372 --> 00:16:49,339
It sounded so sincere
this morning.
327
00:16:49,374 --> 00:16:52,509
Dr. Kenwood,
this is not what...
328
00:16:52,543 --> 00:16:54,477
what you think.
329
00:16:54,511 --> 00:16:57,479
- This is, uh... This is, uh...
- Priscilla.
330
00:16:57,514 --> 00:16:59,081
Priscilla
my ex-wife.
331
00:16:59,115 --> 00:17:02,851
And we were just snuggling
for old times' sake.
332
00:17:02,885 --> 00:17:05,653
That's all, nothing more.
333
00:17:05,687 --> 00:17:07,688
Priscilla, this is my doctor.
334
00:17:07,722 --> 00:17:11,357
Nice to meet you.
Yes.
335
00:17:15,895 --> 00:17:18,596
- Well, I'll see you at 6:00 P.M....
- Mm-hmm.
336
00:17:18,630 --> 00:17:20,664
...But you'll be under
so you won't see me.
337
00:17:20,698 --> 00:17:23,335
It should all go well, I hope.
338
00:17:23,369 --> 00:17:25,337
You hope?
339
00:17:26,606 --> 00:17:28,106
Donna...
Donna?
340
00:17:28,141 --> 00:17:31,475
Are you sleeping
with your doctor?
341
00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:34,378
Well, she is a urologist.
342
00:17:47,790 --> 00:17:50,692
Is that bastard feeding them cat food?
That is so low.
343
00:17:50,726 --> 00:17:53,626
We're just gonna have to wait
here and then we'll bust 'em out.
344
00:17:53,660 --> 00:17:55,361
Shit.
I don't know if I've got time.
345
00:17:55,395 --> 00:17:56,895
George's surgery's
in two hours.
346
00:17:56,930 --> 00:17:58,463
I said I'd see him
before he went in.
347
00:17:58,497 --> 00:18:00,065
- Maybe we can come back tonight.
- No, it's too risky.
348
00:18:00,099 --> 00:18:01,967
We've got to wait this out.
Something could happen.
349
00:18:02,001 --> 00:18:04,436
- But I can't miss the surgery.
- You go take care of George.
350
00:18:04,471 --> 00:18:06,305
- I'll take care of little Ray.
- Are you sure?
351
00:18:06,339 --> 00:18:08,573
- You're okay on your own?
- Yes.
352
00:18:08,607 --> 00:18:10,308
I'm good with bolt cutters.
353
00:18:10,342 --> 00:18:13,244
I've never used them before
but they feel like scissors.
354
00:18:13,278 --> 00:18:14,945
Okay. I'll call you
when I'm done.
355
00:18:14,979 --> 00:18:17,647
And Ray, I'm sorry about...
356
00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:19,182
I've forgotten about it, okay?
357
00:18:19,216 --> 00:18:21,217
But just know one day,
358
00:18:21,251 --> 00:18:24,186
- I'm gonna almost kiss somebody
that you love. - Right.
359
00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:26,188
Tell George that I'm rooting
for him, all right?
360
00:18:26,222 --> 00:18:28,890
- I'm going to pray for his cock.
- That'll mean a lot to George.
361
00:18:28,924 --> 00:18:31,792
Do you have to ruin everything?
Go.
362
00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:50,774
I'm just glad
363
00:18:50,809 --> 00:18:54,978
that possibly my last
erection in life is with you.
364
00:18:55,012 --> 00:18:57,280
Did you really use the
same line with both women?
365
00:18:57,314 --> 00:19:00,082
Yes.
And I meant it each time.
366
00:19:00,083 --> 00:19:02,885
Oh my God.
You don't think that Donna
367
00:19:02,919 --> 00:19:05,420
will take it out on me on the
operating table, do you?
368
00:19:05,454 --> 00:19:06,854
I don't know.
I would hope not.
369
00:19:06,889 --> 00:19:09,090
Oh God, I'm such an idiot.
370
00:19:09,124 --> 00:19:12,559
Well, one good thing... if I die,
I can't get any stupider.
371
00:19:12,593 --> 00:19:14,594
George, you're not stupid.
372
00:19:14,628 --> 00:19:16,629
Yes, I am.
I'm 62 years old
373
00:19:16,663 --> 00:19:19,898
and I'm still just
utterly confused
374
00:19:19,933 --> 00:19:21,633
- about everything.
- Like what?
375
00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:25,336
Myself, women, men,
life in general.
376
00:19:25,370 --> 00:19:27,137
I guess that's it.
377
00:19:27,172 --> 00:19:29,439
Well, you have covered
all the bases.
378
00:19:29,473 --> 00:19:31,141
Well, I do like to be thorough.
379
00:19:31,175 --> 00:19:34,043
Mr. Christiansen, sweetie,
380
00:19:34,078 --> 00:19:36,412
I'll be back in a second with a
chair to take you to surgery.
381
00:19:36,446 --> 00:19:38,580
Thank you, dear.
382
00:19:40,216 --> 00:19:41,816
- "Christiansen"?
- I don't know.
383
00:19:41,850 --> 00:19:43,584
She's been getting it
wrong all day.
384
00:19:43,618 --> 00:19:46,153
Everybody does, actually,
ever since I was a kid.
385
00:19:46,187 --> 00:19:50,123
She's very nice.
She shaved my pubic area.
386
00:19:50,158 --> 00:19:52,724
Had a nice soft touch.
387
00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:58,563
George,
388
00:19:58,597 --> 00:20:01,299
I just want you
to know that, um,
389
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:04,601
well, I love you.
390
00:20:07,671 --> 00:20:09,772
Okay, good-looking,
in you go.
391
00:20:16,479 --> 00:20:19,381
Is this your son?
392
00:20:19,415 --> 00:20:20,815
Yes.
393
00:20:20,850 --> 00:20:24,118
Your dad'll be okay.
I promise.
394
00:20:24,152 --> 00:20:27,521
George. I'll be here
when you get back.
395
00:20:27,555 --> 00:20:29,222
I know.
396
00:20:56,813 --> 00:20:58,747
I'll tell you
who let the dogs out.
397
00:21:27,806 --> 00:21:30,240
Oh my God.
398
00:21:30,274 --> 00:21:32,408
They've got the wrong George.
399
00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:36,578
♪ The enemy is everywhere ♪
400
00:21:36,612 --> 00:21:39,047
- ♪ the enemy is everywhere...
♪ - Hey, what the fuck?!
401
00:21:39,081 --> 00:21:42,249
♪ The enemy is
everywhere ♪
402
00:21:42,283 --> 00:21:45,084
♪ the enemy
is everywhere ♪
403
00:21:45,119 --> 00:21:48,153
♪ nobody seems to be
willing to care ♪
404
00:21:48,187 --> 00:21:50,054
♪ the enemy
is everywhere... ♪
405
00:21:50,089 --> 00:21:51,757
- Stop!
406
00:21:55,761 --> 00:21:58,096
♪ the enemy is everywhere ♪
407
00:21:58,130 --> 00:22:00,799
♪ the enemy
is everywhere... ♪
408
00:22:00,833 --> 00:22:03,634
- I'm gonna kill you!
- Fuck you, dog snatcher!
409
00:22:05,303 --> 00:22:07,104
Mush mush!
410
00:22:07,138 --> 00:22:09,404
♪ Nobody seems to be
willing to care ♪
411
00:22:09,439 --> 00:22:12,774
♪ the enemy
is everywhere... ♪
412
00:22:12,808 --> 00:22:14,675
- Stop!
413
00:22:16,144 --> 00:22:18,745
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
414
00:22:22,783 --> 00:22:23,883
Hey, slow down!
415
00:22:26,921 --> 00:22:29,222
Hey hey, come back here!
416
00:22:29,256 --> 00:22:31,457
♪ The enemy
is everywhere ♪
417
00:22:31,491 --> 00:22:33,793
♪ the enemy is
everywhere... ♪
418
00:22:36,428 --> 00:22:39,597
Ow, that hurt, you fat fuck!
419
00:22:39,632 --> 00:22:41,699
Fuck you!
I've lost weight!
420
00:22:41,733 --> 00:22:43,434
Mush mush!
421
00:22:43,468 --> 00:22:44,935
Go, little Ray.
422
00:22:44,969 --> 00:22:48,304
♪ The enemy
is everywhere ♪
423
00:22:48,338 --> 00:22:50,672
♪ the enemy is
everywhere ♪
424
00:22:50,706 --> 00:22:52,839
♪ the enemy
is everywhere. ♪
425
00:22:52,873 --> 00:22:54,674
He doesn't live in Queens!
426
00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:56,776
- Stop!
- Grab him!
427
00:22:56,810 --> 00:22:59,178
What?
Queens?
428
00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:11,488
Oh my God.
Ray.
429
00:23:11,522 --> 00:23:13,289
Mommy, look!
Little Ray's back!
430
00:23:13,324 --> 00:23:15,858
All right, let's go inside.
431
00:23:15,893 --> 00:23:19,195
- I don't understand.
- Jonathan asked me to help on the case
432
00:23:19,229 --> 00:23:20,596
so I did.
433
00:23:20,630 --> 00:23:23,265
They've missed him
so much. Thank you.
434
00:23:23,299 --> 00:23:25,167
Yeah, I'll bet
he's happy to be home.
435
00:23:25,201 --> 00:23:28,536
Mom, little Ray
already peed on the floor.
436
00:23:28,570 --> 00:23:30,504
And now he's going
number two!
437
00:23:30,538 --> 00:23:32,338
I really like that little guy.
438
00:23:32,373 --> 00:23:35,508
Well, I should probably
go clean that up.
439
00:23:35,542 --> 00:23:36,809
Okay.
440
00:23:38,378 --> 00:23:40,979
It was really nice seeing you.
441
00:23:41,014 --> 00:23:43,781
You look great, big Ray.
442
00:23:43,816 --> 00:23:46,350
So do you, big leah.
443
00:23:46,384 --> 00:23:48,585
Thanks for saving little Ray.
444
00:23:50,622 --> 00:23:53,323
- Okay.
- I'll see you later.
445
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:57,327
See you later.
446
00:24:05,501 --> 00:24:09,336
All right, guys.
That went pretty well, I think.
447
00:24:09,370 --> 00:24:11,504
I've got a lot
of calls to make.
448
00:24:11,539 --> 00:24:14,107
What's that?
You don't like cat food?
449
00:24:14,141 --> 00:24:16,976
Well, you know what?
If you heat it up, it ain't that bad.
450
00:24:17,010 --> 00:24:18,610
All right.
Here we go, here we go.
451
00:24:18,645 --> 00:24:22,613
So it was a real
Mexican standoff.
452
00:24:22,648 --> 00:24:24,682
Donna broke up with me
because of Priscilla.
453
00:24:24,716 --> 00:24:28,652
Then I broke up with Donna because of
her office's grievous clerical error.
454
00:24:28,686 --> 00:24:30,353
This whole thing is so insane.
455
00:24:30,387 --> 00:24:33,422
I know. I have
to rethink everything.
456
00:24:33,456 --> 00:24:36,058
I do want to thank you,
though, for saving me.
457
00:24:36,092 --> 00:24:38,660
Oh my God.
I'm so glad I still have a prostate.
458
00:24:38,694 --> 00:24:41,195
- Of course, George.
- I guess I could sue, right?
459
00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:43,465
But for what?
Loss of pubic hair?
460
00:24:43,499 --> 00:24:46,668
Truth of the matter is this is
the best I've felt in years.
461
00:24:46,702 --> 00:24:51,171
There's nothing like finding
out you don't have cancer.
462
00:24:51,206 --> 00:24:53,273
This should happen more often.
463
00:24:53,307 --> 00:24:56,475
Poor George Christiansen
when he finds out.
464
00:24:56,509 --> 00:24:59,944
Oh my God.
I hadn't even considered that.
465
00:24:59,979 --> 00:25:02,647
Well, I guess I could write
him a thank-you note.
466
00:25:02,681 --> 00:25:05,116
Would that be appropriate?
467
00:25:05,117 --> 00:25:15,117
Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
468
00:25:17,394 --> 00:25:21,730
♪ they came over
one by one ♪
469
00:25:21,764 --> 00:25:25,933
♪ if only just to see ♪
470
00:25:27,269 --> 00:25:31,371
♪ and I don't know
how happiness ♪
471
00:25:31,406 --> 00:25:36,476
♪ gets hidden
in the wilderness ♪
472
00:25:36,510 --> 00:25:40,980
♪ I'm leaving
in the morning ♪
473
00:25:41,014 --> 00:25:46,218
♪ with my paddle
and my lime. ♪