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- I saw Leah today.
- Where?
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I tied him up
outside the pharmacy
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and when I came out
little Ray was gone.
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This is my opening
to win Leah back.
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I'm gonna kill you!
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Teachers can be
very charismatic.
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I just want to thank you
for taking care of George
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- and his prostate.
- ( Moans )
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Possibly the last erection
of my life is with you.
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I guess that's your line
with all the girls.
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I'll see you
at 6:00 P.M..
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It should all go well, I hope.
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Thanks for saving little Ray.
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They've got the wrong George.
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He doesn't live in Queens!
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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♪ All the shadows
in the city ♪
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♪ used to love you,
what a pity ♪
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♪ I miss the questions
you used to ask me ♪
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♪ bored to death,
cut, mad and lonely ♪
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♪ bored to death, cut,
mad and lonely... ♪
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♪ Bored to death ♪
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♪ cut, mad and lonely. ♪
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( whistle blows )
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Sorry to keep you
waiting, Mr. Ames.
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I was lancing a neck boil.
The patient was fidgety.
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Oh, I understand.
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So I've never used
a private detective before.
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That's all right.
Most of my clients are virgins.
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But I didn't tell you I was a virgin.
You're a very good detective.
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Oh, thank you, but I meant that
metaphorically, Dr. O'Connor.
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Oh.
Well...
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Part of the reason
I need your help
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is my virginity.
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What exactly do you
need done, doctor?
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I advertize on Craigslist,
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but I am not involved
in the sex trade.
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Sorry, that's not what I meant.
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Um, you see I've saved
myself for marriage.
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But my fiancee's family is against me.
They blocked all communication
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- so I need you to take a letter to her.
- Why are they against y?
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It's complicated, but one of the
reasons is because I'm Irish.
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Hmm, that's strange.
The Irish are usually very popular.
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I know.
It's odd.
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Anyway, please deliver
this letter to her
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at the Korean spa in Queens...
The Castle, do you know it?
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Yes, I've heard it's very
good for birthday parties.
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So your fiancee's name is Hee?
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Yes, it's a common Korean name.
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Her father actually owns The Castle,
but it's our best chance to reach her.
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I love her very much.
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Okay.
Your letter will be delivered.
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Thank you.
It's very important.
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A ship leaving tomorrow night needs a
doctor and I've taken the position.
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- Where is the boat going?
- Argentina.
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We'll start a new life there.
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Argentina has a high
rate of skin cancer.
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It's very good
for dermatologists.
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- Hmmm.
- Speaking of cancer...
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That is a very big mole.
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I think we should do
a quick biopsy.
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I won't remove the whole thing.
Just a sliver.
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What? I'm very
attached to this mole.
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Ow ow.
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I appreciate all of you writing
these sealed testimonials.
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If I get the Midwood college job,
I've got you guys to thank.
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You're welcome, Professor Ames.
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Okay. So I thought we'd start
tonight with an exercise...
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Wait. Did you read
this week's "New Yorker"?
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They announced the winner
for the contest.
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What? Already?
Did I... Who... who won?
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Nobody from
our great class won.
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Someone named Louis Greene won.
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Oh no, not Greene.
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Can I see that?
I know him.
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Nina:
It's an amazing story.
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I read it on the subway.
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It's really funny and sexy.
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Don't...
don't say that, Nina.
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"I knew a failed writer
who was mentally
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and emotionally unstable.
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He believed that he was a...
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Private detective.
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His skull was oddly pinched
at the top."
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Oh my God.
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His story is about me.
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- ( Knocks )
- Jonathan.
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You seemed so upset about the story,
I thought I'd come check on you.
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Yeah.
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What's weird is
he wrote about me
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and I wrote about him,
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except in my story I turned
him into a femme fatale.
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A blonde.
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I'd like to be a blonde femme
fatale in one of your stories.
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I know we just had
our first kiss and all,
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um, but, um...
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Could we do some role-play?
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Role-playing?
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Well, I guess.
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Well, ever since I read "the
story of o" when I was 13,
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I've really wanted
to be spanked
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and chastised by a teacher
in a classroom.
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- By a teacher like me?
- Yes.
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Get behind your desk.
Make it authentic.
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Okay.
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I do have some experience
with spanking.
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Do you want a safety word or...
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I won't need one.
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Um, you wanted to see me,
Mr. Ames?
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Yes, my student.
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I notice that you're always
drifting off in class. I...
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( softly ) So now you
want me to spank you?
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- Don't break character!
- All right, sorry.
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Harder.
Harder.
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Harder!
Harder.
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- Like that?
- Yes!
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- You're very bad at math.
Your homework is late. - ( Squeals )
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Your spelling is awful.
You're a bad girl.
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A bad girl, a bad gir...
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I got to lock the school up.
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Right, um...
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Well, we're almost done in
here and we'll be right out.
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Oh my God.
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- How embarrassing.
- That wasn't embarrassing.
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It was just, you know...
too bad he came in.
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Well, would you like to go back
to my place and keep going?
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Oh no.
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I don't feel ready.
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Let's take it slow.
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I'll see you next week.
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This is a disaster.
I cannot use these letters.
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The writing is horrible.
I'll seem like a lousy teacher.
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This one is well written,
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but it says you make
all the girls in class wet.
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Oh yeah, that must
be from Nina.
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You know, something started
up with her last night.
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She has a teacher fantasy
and so I spanked her.
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Good, good for you.
Is that that little blonde minx?
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Yeah. She helped me forget about
"The New Yorker" contest.
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I'm sorry that jerkoff
Greene beat you out.
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Aw, that's all right. I'll just keep
writing my Harry Parker mysteries.
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I'm not going to let some sociopath
like Greene get me down.
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We have got to watch out
for nuts like that.
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A sociopath sent me
three hate letters this week.
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- ( Car honks )
- Oh, must be George.
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Let's go to the Castle,
birthday boy.
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So who do you think
sent you these letters?
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Uh, some anonymous jerk
who's jealous of my success.
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It might be my dad.
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Or it could be my sister;
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my little cousin
Douglas.
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Ah, Ray, Happy birthday.
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Oh, you shouldn't have,
but I'm glad you did.
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Well, shall we go to
the spa and get healthy?
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We can drink that afterward
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and undo everything...
detox and then retox.
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- You guys know each other, right?
- Hello, Vikram.
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- Hello, Mr. Jonathan. - Vikram, this
is my friend Ray. Ray, this is Vikram.
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Hello, Mr. Ray.
I read your comic. I loved it.
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Oh, thank you.
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I nearly lost my wife, so I identified
with the book quite strongly.
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I think you drew too many penises,
but I still enjoyed it.
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Yeah, come on, come on,
come on.
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- Not that many penises. - Hey,
I'm very excited about this Castle place.
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- I read on the Internet that they have
wasabi bodyrubs. - ( Engine cranks )
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I love Sushi.
What's the matter?
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I told you the car needed a tune-up,
Mr. Christopher,
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- but you always procrastinate.
- Why are you always picking on me?
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I don't procrastinate.
I just like to do things later.
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- George, when did you get a driver?
- I started a few weeks ago.
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It's a wonderful job, but I
still want health insurance.
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- One thing at a time.
- ( Engine starts )
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- Oh, well done, Vikram.
- Thank you, boss.
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♪ Stars in my eyes,
dreams in my pocket
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♪ my heart is beating,
I just can't stop it ♪
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♪ it's my happy day ♪
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♪ aw, happy happy. ♪
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You know, I'm not really shy,
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but I am glad there's
a robe option.
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Yeah, I didn't know this
place was divided by gender.
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At the Russian baths
in Manhattan it's coed.
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Yeah, this is a real
Asian sausage factory.
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Really?
It's not just a spa?
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You know something?
I've never had an Asian sausage.
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I bet they're spicy.
I'd like to try one.
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Are you sure you're
the editor of a magazine?
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- Yeah.
- So listen, guys,
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I have us scheduled
for a massage at 5:30.
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But first I have to deliver
a letter for a client.
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Wait, you're on a case
on my birthday?
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No, it's just a simple delivery
of a letter, Ray. Nothing big.
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- So that's why you wanted to come here?
- No, I...
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I heard this place was
good for birthdays
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and I thought I'd kill
two birds with o stone.
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00:10:02,423 --> 00:10:04,791
You know, that wasn't
very sensitive, Jonathan.
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00:10:04,825 --> 00:10:08,061
That's the kind of thing I used
to do to Priscilla all the time
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and it would infuriate her...
hidden motives and all that.
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- I'm not Priscilla!
- I know, I know.
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00:10:13,934 --> 00:10:16,269
I'm sorry, Ray.
To be honest,
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I forgot about your birthday and I
thought this was a good compromise.
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00:10:19,839 --> 00:10:23,575
It'll just take me two minutes and I'll
be right back with you guys, okay?
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- ( Softly ) Okay.
- He said okay.
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00:10:31,785 --> 00:10:35,888
Hey, you want to get stoned
before the massage?
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That would make me feel
a little bit better, yeah.
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Of course I do.
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Oh!
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Excuse me, hi.
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- Do you know Hee Cho?
- No.
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Well...
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Oh.
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( Exhales )
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( Falsetto ) Excuse me.
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Oh hi. Do you know
someone named Hee Cho?
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Bye.
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00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:49,222
( Groans )
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( Exhales )
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- ( Yelps )
- This is for women only!
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00:12:01,803 --> 00:12:04,237
I'm so sorry.
I don't know what I was thinking.
219
00:12:04,272 --> 00:12:07,675
You know, I was pretending
that I was Tony Curtis.
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Listen, do you know
someone named Hee Cho?
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I have a letter for her.
It's very important.
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00:12:13,314 --> 00:12:17,484
You!
You wait here, stupid boy.
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Oh boy, look at her.
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I'm so glad
the sun deck is coed.
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Hello.
And goodbye.
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Never see you again.
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00:12:38,872 --> 00:12:42,207
Hey, Jonathan told me you're
quite the ladies' man nowadays.
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That's right.
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00:12:43,743 --> 00:12:46,511
I've been with two women since
Leah broke up with me...
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A drunk and an elf...
both excellent in bed.
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00:12:50,649 --> 00:12:53,084
An elf?
You mean a dwarf?
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00:12:53,118 --> 00:12:56,720
No, an elf.
Every day she glued on elf ears.
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Nice... nice kid,
but she just kind of left
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and went back to Providence
to live with her parents.
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- Aw, that's a shame.
- No, it's okay.
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00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:07,028
I'm trying to win Leah back.
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00:13:07,062 --> 00:13:10,231
I saved her dog little Ray, so I
think that's a good first step.
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Oh my God, look at her.
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Ah ha ha ha.
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Ugh.
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00:13:18,573 --> 00:13:20,440
Yeah.
( Laughs )
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00:13:20,474 --> 00:13:22,641
George, how many women
have you been with?
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Well, too many to count really.
244
00:13:29,648 --> 00:13:33,216
But it's been wonderful
in its own way.
245
00:13:33,251 --> 00:13:36,286
I've been like
Blanche Dubois really.
246
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I've relied on
the kindness of strangers.
247
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Hello.
248
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And goodbye.
249
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:55,403
Excuse me,
I was told you have let.
250
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Why are you dressed like that?
251
00:13:57,339 --> 00:14:00,275
It's complicated.
Can you bring me to her?
252
00:14:00,309 --> 00:14:02,844
No, but I can deliver
the letter for you.
253
00:14:02,879 --> 00:14:05,580
I'm the only person at the
spa who really knows her.
254
00:14:05,615 --> 00:14:07,949
The note is
from Dr. O'Connor?
255
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Maybe.
Maybe not.
256
00:14:10,786 --> 00:14:13,788
Well, if it's from Dr.
O'Connor, she'll want the letter.
257
00:14:13,823 --> 00:14:16,224
I'm r friend.
258
00:14:19,428 --> 00:14:22,230
Okay, but it's really
important that she get this.
259
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I understand.
260
00:14:25,101 --> 00:14:27,168
It's a matter of the heart.
261
00:14:32,541 --> 00:14:33,875
( Groaning ) Oh God.
262
00:14:33,909 --> 00:14:35,743
Oh, I love this.
263
00:14:35,777 --> 00:14:37,745
You know, being cancer-free
264
00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:40,681
has me craving all sorts
of new experiences
265
00:14:40,716 --> 00:14:44,018
- it's always like that.
- I guess it's heightened now.
266
00:14:44,052 --> 00:14:46,553
I want to try everything.
I want to be insane
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00:14:46,588 --> 00:14:49,490
like Klaus Kinski.
I wanna... I wanna
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live in Stockholm in the winter
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because I've fallen in love.
I wanna be a eunuch
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00:14:55,096 --> 00:14:58,032
in the harem of an Arab prince.
271
00:14:58,066 --> 00:15:01,068
- George, what are you talking about?
- We smoked pot on the roof.
272
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- Yeah.
- Oh.
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00:15:02,704 --> 00:15:06,807
- I want to go to Stockholm.
- ( Ray groaning ) Oh yeah.
274
00:15:06,841 --> 00:15:10,144
Oh, that's the stuff!
Can you knead my buttocks with your toes?
275
00:15:10,178 --> 00:15:13,213
- That's where I hold a lot of tension.
- Yes sir.
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00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:18,684
- I need to speak with you.
- Hee?
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00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:21,286
- You're the boy I gave the letter to?
- Yes.
278
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:22,754
- What?
- I need your help.
279
00:15:22,788 --> 00:15:25,055
My father's security guards
are after me.
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00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:28,358
- Why, what happened?
- I took $10,000 from the safe for my dowry.
281
00:15:28,393 --> 00:15:30,594
- I love to shop.
- ( Knocks )
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That's them.
It's too late.
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00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:34,232
Quick, hi under the table!
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00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,570
Guys, guys, guys,
hide her, hide her.
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00:15:36,604 --> 00:15:38,772
Cover her with your legs.
Cover her with your legs.
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00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:42,174
- Come on, come on.
Sonny, don't say anything. - Okay.
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00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,743
( Speaking Korean )
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00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:50,881
Okay okay.
289
00:15:55,219 --> 00:15:57,954
What the hell is going on?
This is my birthday.
290
00:16:00,190 --> 00:16:01,690
Oh, wait a minute.
291
00:16:01,724 --> 00:16:04,025
Is she for me?
292
00:16:06,461 --> 00:16:09,829
I can't believe this. I was really
enjoying having that woman walk on my ass.
293
00:16:09,864 --> 00:16:12,265
Sorry, Ray, but we have to help Hee.
She's all alone.
294
00:16:12,299 --> 00:16:15,767
This is fun too, right?
It'll make a great Harry Parker mystery.
295
00:16:15,801 --> 00:16:18,136
You could make things up.
It's called fiction.
296
00:16:18,171 --> 00:16:21,039
Now who exactly is Hee?
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00:16:21,073 --> 00:16:24,309
My client's fiancee who is a man,
but also a beautiful woman.
298
00:16:24,343 --> 00:16:27,511
- So Hee is a he, but also a she?
- Yes.
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00:16:27,546 --> 00:16:28,880
Got it.
Oh, I like this.
300
00:16:28,914 --> 00:16:31,282
It's very helpful for my mind.
301
00:16:31,316 --> 00:16:35,119
These sorts of things are supposed to be
very good for preventing Alzheimer's.
302
00:16:35,153 --> 00:16:37,154
You went down
the wrong hallway.
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The laundry room
is back that way.
304
00:16:38,923 --> 00:16:41,491
- Oh!
- ( Speaking Korean )
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00:16:41,526 --> 00:16:43,560
- Oh shit.
- Go go go!
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00:16:43,594 --> 00:16:45,328
- Go go go go go!
- This way, this way.
307
00:16:45,363 --> 00:16:46,897
Here here.
308
00:16:46,931 --> 00:16:49,666
There's an emergency exit
we can use.
309
00:16:49,700 --> 00:16:51,968
Here here, jump jump jump.
310
00:16:55,706 --> 00:16:58,040
( Screaming )
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00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:05,315
Oh, this is wonderful.
312
00:17:06,649 --> 00:17:08,617
Go go go go go go go!
313
00:17:08,651 --> 00:17:10,485
Vikram, Vikram, start the car.
314
00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:13,555
Get in the car.
Get in the car.
315
00:17:13,589 --> 00:17:15,290
Get in, go go go.
316
00:17:40,650 --> 00:17:42,785
( Car sputtering )
317
00:17:50,227 --> 00:17:53,796
- ( Engine dies ) - I told you the car
needed a tune-up, Mr. Christopher.
318
00:17:53,830 --> 00:17:56,966
- Oh, stop nagging me!
- I agree with Vikram. This car sucks.
319
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,534
Everyone shut up.
We'll wait till the car cools down.
320
00:17:59,569 --> 00:18:01,936
- I'll just let them have me.
- ( Tires squeal )
321
00:18:01,971 --> 00:18:03,638
Oh no, there they are.
322
00:18:06,008 --> 00:18:08,577
Jonathan:
Shit, let's go!
323
00:18:20,156 --> 00:18:22,591
( Dog barking )
324
00:18:25,695 --> 00:18:27,529
George:
Wait wait wait for me.
325
00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:30,065
- Here here.
- Wait... Oh jeez.
326
00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:32,434
Ow ow ow ow.
God, I can't go any further.
327
00:18:32,469 --> 00:18:34,937
- Shhh.
- My knees are like frozen with arthritis.
328
00:18:34,971 --> 00:18:38,540
Down down.
329
00:18:38,574 --> 00:18:41,543
Vikram, you know martial arts.
330
00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:45,147
- Can you take these guys out? - Mr.
Christopher, I'm Indian, not Chinese.
331
00:18:45,181 --> 00:18:47,683
I can lower my body temperature,
but I don't know how to fight.
332
00:18:47,717 --> 00:18:51,086
That's not going to do us any good.
What about Indian wrestling?
333
00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:53,522
Mr. Christopher, you keep this up,
I'm going to resign my position.
334
00:18:53,556 --> 00:18:55,090
Oh lighten up.
Take a joke.
335
00:18:56,993 --> 00:18:59,027
Guys, I've got an idea.
336
00:18:59,061 --> 00:19:02,230
I don't know what's happening.
( Sighs )
337
00:19:02,265 --> 00:19:04,966
What exactly is your
family's problem with you?
338
00:19:05,001 --> 00:19:07,736
They love me,
but they're ashamed of me.
339
00:19:07,770 --> 00:19:10,272
They're very traditional
and want me to be a boy.
340
00:19:10,306 --> 00:19:13,341
- That does sound traditional.
- So I'm eloping.
341
00:19:13,376 --> 00:19:15,643
I landed a doctor.
342
00:19:15,678 --> 00:19:18,980
- Are you married?
- No, I'm a cartoonist.
343
00:19:19,014 --> 00:19:21,549
You're very handsome.
I like your beard.
344
00:19:21,584 --> 00:19:23,852
- Do you have a girlfriend?
- Thank you.
345
00:19:23,886 --> 00:19:25,653
I did, but she
broke up with me.
346
00:19:25,688 --> 00:19:28,589
But I still love her.
I regard her as my best friend.
347
00:19:30,326 --> 00:19:32,894
You know, I never thought I'd
be in a graveyard in a spa robe
348
00:19:32,928 --> 00:19:35,596
talking to a beautiful
transvestite in the moonlight.
349
00:19:35,630 --> 00:19:37,931
That's romantic.
350
00:19:37,965 --> 00:19:40,301
( Speaking Korean )
351
00:19:40,335 --> 00:19:43,905
Hey, I'm over here!
I have the money!
352
00:19:43,939 --> 00:19:45,573
- Whoo!
- Ray: Oh my God,
353
00:19:45,608 --> 00:19:47,942
I can't believe he's
trying to be a hero again.
354
00:19:47,977 --> 00:19:50,912
I got the money, whoo!
355
00:19:52,181 --> 00:19:53,982
Jonathan, he's got a gun!
356
00:19:54,016 --> 00:19:55,950
Look out.
357
00:20:02,225 --> 00:20:04,426
Oh for God's sake,
put your back into it, man.
358
00:20:04,460 --> 00:20:07,196
Don't be so condescending,
Mr. Christopher.
359
00:20:07,230 --> 00:20:09,998
Ray, are you all right?!
360
00:20:12,736 --> 00:20:14,671
Is Hee Cho okay?
361
00:20:14,705 --> 00:20:17,073
( Music playing )
362
00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:30,820
- I love you.
- I love you, my dear.
363
00:20:33,256 --> 00:20:35,223
I'm feeling very emotional.
364
00:20:35,258 --> 00:20:38,560
- Me too, Vikram.
- I'm hungry. Is that an emotion?
365
00:20:38,594 --> 00:20:40,529
Sometimes.
366
00:20:42,398 --> 00:20:44,165
Thank you for everything.
367
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:47,135
You're welcome, but there's
one more thing, Dr. O'Connor.
368
00:20:47,170 --> 00:20:50,639
As your private detective I should
tell you in case you don't know,
369
00:20:50,673 --> 00:20:52,874
- that Hee is...
- I know.
370
00:20:52,908 --> 00:20:54,542
She's perfect.
371
00:20:56,011 --> 00:20:58,146
Huh.
372
00:21:07,190 --> 00:21:08,758
Oh shit.
Wait wait!
373
00:21:08,792 --> 00:21:10,559
What about my biopsy?
374
00:21:10,593 --> 00:21:13,494
Oh, I forgot to tell you.
Your biopsy was...
375
00:21:13,529 --> 00:21:16,530
- ( horn blares )
- What?
376
00:21:16,564 --> 00:21:18,865
- I...
- Don't worry.
377
00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:21,100
I know a very
good dermatologist.
378
00:21:21,135 --> 00:21:23,803
Much better than my urologist.
379
00:21:23,837 --> 00:21:25,938
What now, gentlemen?
380
00:21:25,972 --> 00:21:30,175
Well, we could go back to my
hotel and order room service.
381
00:21:30,209 --> 00:21:32,977
- It's still your birthday.
- What about that bottle of whiskey?
382
00:21:33,011 --> 00:21:35,846
- Maybe smoke a little birthday pot?
- Oooh.
383
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:37,447
Is it presumptuous
of me to wish
384
00:21:37,482 --> 00:21:39,683
to join all of you after
our shared adventure?
385
00:21:39,717 --> 00:21:41,351
George:
Not at all, Vikram.
386
00:21:41,385 --> 00:21:43,719
In the end you did very nicely
with that shovel.
387
00:21:43,754 --> 00:21:45,020
Thank you, boss.
388
00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:52,022
Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
389
00:21:52,027 --> 00:21:55,062
♪ I wanna be loved by you ♪
390
00:21:55,096 --> 00:21:59,232
♪ just you,
nobody else but you ♪
391
00:22:00,334 --> 00:22:03,502
♪ I wanna be loved by you ♪
392
00:22:03,537 --> 00:22:05,437
♪ alone ♪
393
00:22:05,472 --> 00:22:07,806
♪ boop boop be doo ♪
394
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:11,709
♪ I wanna be kissed by you ♪
395
00:22:11,743 --> 00:22:16,279
♪ just you,
nobody else but you ♪
396
00:22:16,313 --> 00:22:19,916
♪ I wanna be loved by you ♪
397
00:22:19,950 --> 00:22:22,284
♪ alone ♪
398
00:22:23,419 --> 00:22:27,288
♪ I couldn't aspire ♪
399
00:22:27,323 --> 00:22:31,124
♪ to anything higher ♪
400
00:22:31,159 --> 00:22:35,061
♪ than to feel the desire ♪
401
00:22:35,096 --> 00:22:39,098
♪ to make you my own ♪
402
00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:41,767
♪ boop boop be doo. ♪