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Did you sleep OK?
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Uhh, yeah, pretty good.
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Are you sure?
'Cause I've been told I snore.
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Who told you that?
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My neighbors.
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Excuse me.
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Well, there were
a couple of times
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I thought I was sleeping
next to a wood chipper
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full of croquet balls.
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Yeah, I'd use
my sleep apnea machine,
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but it's got a breathing mask
that I have to put over my face.
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It's not very sexy.
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Wait, you have sleep apnea?
Yeah.
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The machine really helps
cut down on the snoring.
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For the love of god,
use the machine.
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Okay, I'll strap it on tonight.
Good.
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Do you, uh, have any mouthwash?
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Mm, yeah.
Oh.
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There you go.
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Oh...
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That's mouthwash.
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I thought it was
wiper fluid.
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You got a cup, or...
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you just want to stick
a funnel in my mouth?
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Actually, the cap
doubles as a cup.
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Allow me to pour you a skosh.
Oh.
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By the way, you're, uh,
container of all-in-one
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shampoo, conditioner
and body wash is empty.
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Yeah, I had to use it last night
to pre-soak the dishes.
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I'll pick up another jug
on the way home.
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You know, um-- oh--
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Some people buy their
shampoo and conditioner
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in separate containers.
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I know. Suckers.
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Yeah.
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(gargling)
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Ooh. Uh, hey,
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Where do you keep
your hair dryer?
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Uh, I don't have one.
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Usually, I just shake
dry like a labrador.
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Just...
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But I'll tell
you what,
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I'll pick you up one
from sam's club today.
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Thanks.
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Yeah. I saw a demonstration
on one there.
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It was huge, like a
sawed-off leaf blower.
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Damn near blew a toddler
out of the shopping cart.
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(doorbell rings)
That's Carl.
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Don't forget to leave the
seat up when you're done.
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Oh... dear God, he's clueless.
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♪ for the first time
in my life ♪
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♪ I see love. ♪
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Sync by Alex1969
www.addic7ed.com
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So, has Molly asked you to empty out
one of your dresser drawers
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so she could fill it with her feminine doodads?
Nah, she just brings
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a little overnight bag
with her stuff in it.
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She packs it in
and packs it out,
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like a cat burglar
that has sex with me.
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You haven't found hair curlers
on your toilet tank,
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or a couple of emergency tampons
in your medicine chest?
Nope. She leaves
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the scene of the crime
exactly the way she found it.
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And the only fingerprints
are on me.
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Nice. But be careful--
I mean, women are nesters.
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Sometimes they bring
something of theirs over
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and claim it's a gift for you.
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I remember once
this woman I was seeing
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brought over
a personal vibrator.
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Like an idiot, I used it
and started mixing margaritas.
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You know, come to think of it,
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Molly recently gave me
an agave scrub sponge.
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I'm sorry, a what?
An agave scrub sponge.
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What it does is it scrapes
all the dead skin off your body,
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leaving your silky smooth--
feel this.
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No.
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Seriously, it's like velvet.
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Oh, man, that's really soft.
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Samuel, touch that.
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No, I will not
touch your arm,
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and I will not pull
your finger. Again.
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Taunt the immigrant--
very funny.
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Now, see,
I'm guessing
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that's something
she brought over
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for herself,
but she's saying it's for you.
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You think?
Absolutely.
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She's starting to move in.
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But stay vigilant,
protect your man-cave.
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Now, tell me one more time--
what's the name of that sponge?
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Hey.
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Hey, Mol.
Hey, Mol.
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Got enough pizza there?
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We figured out if your sister
answers the door topless,
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we get it for free.
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Happy accident.
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When the doorbell rang,
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I thought it was
the fedex guy.
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You want a slice?
No.
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I got to get changed,
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and then I'm
having dinner at Mike's.
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Oh, isn't that nice!
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Yeah, he wants to cook for me.
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Probably bought a shipping crate
full of spaghetti
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and an oil drum of marinara.
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How come you guys
never stay here?
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You mean other than the fact
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that you walk around naked
for free food?
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He's a little shy,
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and his place is more private.
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He's a screamer, huh?
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I hate when guys
scream in your ears.
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Trick is, never
let 'em near your ears.
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Oh...
Mm-hmm.
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(doorbell rings)
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Hi. I brought a pizza.
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Victoria, it's for you.
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I'll get this one, honey--
you did the last three.
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Hey. You got garlic
knots in there,
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I'll go grab
my jump rope.
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Is it my imagination,
or are we really starting
to get the hang of this?
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Yeah, it was
pretty terrific.
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For a while there,
it was like
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we were in the zone,
working together as one,
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and anticipating
each other's moves--
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like the '05 white sox.
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Is that why you kept humming
"take me out to the ball game""
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I had to, otherwise,
I would've laid down a bunt
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before I left the dugout.
(laughs)
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Do you mind if I
finish up a little bit
of work for tomorrow?
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No. By all means, go ahead.
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It's important that
you feel at home here.
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Are you sure?
Yeah. We just shared
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the most intimate thing
two human beings can share.
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At this point, cracking open
your laptop is almost redundant.
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Well, thank you.
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Good night.
Good night.
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Sleep tight,
don't let the bedbugs bite.
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Which isn't as funny
as it used to be,
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'cause I had this kid
in my class that was...
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whoa.
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If this is a turn-off,
I can do without it.
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No, no. I-I was
a little startled,
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but it's fine.
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I know it looks
a little strange,
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but it does keep me
from snoring.
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Which is what makes it so hot.
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Please leave it on.
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Okey-doke. You know, you can get
different-colored head straps.
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I went with basic black.
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Nice. Very slimming.
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Good night, Molly.
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Good night, Mike.
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(machine whooshing quietly)
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(machine whooshing quietly)
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(machine continues
whooshing quietly)
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(snoring)
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(snoring stops)
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(snoring)
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(snoring stops)
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(snoring)
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(snoring stops)
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(machine continues whooshing)
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(snoring)
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(snoring stops)
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(ragged snoring)
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(machine continues
whooshing quietly)
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(Mike urinating)
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Mike (loudly):
Ah...
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(relieved exhale)
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Oh, perfect.
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(Mike singing
hawaii five-o theme)
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The gun was right there.
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And the seat goes
down for my lady.
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No more splash
landings.
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Morning, my little
turtledove.
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You making papa bear
a cup of coffee?
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Absolutely, papa bear.
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Hey, did goldilocks
sleep out here last night?
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Yeah, your bed's a little lumpy.
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I guess it would be--
it was my mom and dad's old bed.
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Hey, I got a surprise for you.
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Check this out.
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It's got three heat settings.
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You could bake a pie
with this thing.
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Thank you.
That's very sweet.
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I'm gonna go take a shower.
Hey, just to show you
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I've been paying attention--
I took your hint
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and I bought you
some shampoo and conditioner
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in two separate gallon jugs.
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Swell.
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Peach-apricot.
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You're gonna smell
like a fruit salad
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all day long!
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What's the problem with
the mattress you already have?
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Well, it's fine with me,
but I heard my lady
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mention the words
"small" and "lumpy."
huh.
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You sure she was talking
about your mattress?
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What are you
trying to say, Carl?
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Really? I got to
spell it out for you?
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Hey, I'm bringing
my "a" game, pal.
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I'm playing it slow and steady,
varying my pitches
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just enough
to keep her guessing.
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Good, 'cause you don't want her
to look over to the bullpen
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and signal to...
bring in the lefty.
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Good afternoon, gentlemen.
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Is there a specific type
of mattress I can help you find?
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Talk to him-- I'm
strictly a waterbed man.
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Well, I'm looking for something
that can accommodate two,
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let's say,
larger people, comfortably.
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Side by side, but
sometimes stacked.
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Are you thinking
conventional mattress
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or perhaps memory foam?
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00:10:00,452 --> 00:10:02,854
Oh, my grandma's got one
of those memory foam beds.
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It's like sleeping
on a cloud.
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00:10:04,356 --> 00:10:07,992
You know, a cloud
that remembers the
shape of your ass.
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Everything I sit on
remembers the shape of my ass.
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Well, one of our more
popular king-size
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is the pillow top, which
combines a posturepedic mattress
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with a cozy three-inch
layer of goose down.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Yeah, it's even softer
than your silky forearm.
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I'm going
for a test drive.
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Oh...
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How is it?
Very cushy.
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It's what I always imagined
sleeping on you would be like.
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Scooch over-- that's my side.
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Oh, you put a mirror on that
ceiling, I could live here.
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Show me a casket with
one of these in it,
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you can kill me right now.
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Boy, there'll be no getting you up
in the morning. (chuckles)
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You guys known each
other a long time?
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We've been partners
for five years.
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Turn on your side.
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Butt-to-butt
or spooning?
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Spooning.
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Does that feel okay?
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Are you comfortable?
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Yeah, the mattress
is offering support
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while hugging the
contours of my body.
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Switch?
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Absolutely.
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Oh.
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Oh, God, I'm in heaven.
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Yup, you're gonna have one happy
girl on your hands tonight.
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Well, if you buy
this mattress,
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I think both you girls
are gonna be happy.
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I'll let you two discuss it.
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Why is it, at least three times
a week, people think we're gay?
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Well, this one I get.
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We're snuggling
on a mattress.
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But when I wipe
mustard off your lip,
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that's just me
being helpful.
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(knocking on door)
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00:11:54,683 --> 00:11:56,551
Hey, sweetie,
where you been?
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00:11:56,552 --> 00:11:58,502
I was starting to get
worried about you.
254
00:11:58,503 --> 00:12:00,405
Sorry, I had to
go home and repack,
255
00:12:00,406 --> 00:12:02,340
and I fell asleep
on the toilet.
256
00:12:02,341 --> 00:12:03,608
You're not
sleeping well?
257
00:12:03,609 --> 00:12:05,410
Because I know how
to fix that.
258
00:12:05,411 --> 00:12:07,378
So do I,
and it's in your holster.
259
00:12:07,379 --> 00:12:09,180
What's that?
260
00:12:09,181 --> 00:12:10,915
Nothing.
261
00:12:10,916 --> 00:12:12,917
Hey, no more restless
nights for my baby.
262
00:12:12,918 --> 00:12:15,119
Come, let me show
you what I got.
263
00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:17,205
Please tell me
it's a jug of vodka
264
00:12:17,206 --> 00:12:19,907
and a martini glass
the size of your head.
265
00:12:21,026 --> 00:12:22,126
(sighs)
266
00:12:22,127 --> 00:12:23,628
♪ Ta-da! ♪
267
00:12:23,629 --> 00:12:25,630
You got a new bed?
268
00:12:25,631 --> 00:12:27,832
Yeah, and check out
all the pillows.
269
00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:30,034
I was just gonna get two,
but Carl said
270
00:12:30,035 --> 00:12:32,203
quantity gives it
an 'arabian nights' type of vibe.
271
00:12:32,204 --> 00:12:34,872
(humming
"the snake charmer" song)
272
00:12:34,873 --> 00:12:36,441
Wait a second.
273
00:12:36,442 --> 00:12:38,976
You bought a bed
for us with Carl?
274
00:12:38,977 --> 00:12:41,229
No, I bought a bed
for you with Carl.
275
00:12:41,230 --> 00:12:42,447
Sweetie, sit down.
276
00:12:42,448 --> 00:12:43,731
We need to talk.
277
00:12:43,732 --> 00:12:45,817
Did I do something wrong?
278
00:12:45,818 --> 00:12:47,218
No, no, no.
279
00:12:47,219 --> 00:12:49,687
Buying a new bed for me
was very considerate.
280
00:12:49,688 --> 00:12:52,723
Utterly clueless,
but very considerate.
281
00:12:52,724 --> 00:12:54,025
I'm not following.
282
00:12:54,026 --> 00:12:56,060
Are you happy, or are you sad?
283
00:12:56,061 --> 00:13:00,631
Ever since we started sleeping
together, it's been right here.
284
00:13:00,632 --> 00:13:03,768
There was that time
we did it on the couch.
285
00:13:03,769 --> 00:13:05,570
Please, no cute talk right now.
286
00:13:05,571 --> 00:13:08,172
I'll try, but I'm
feeling pretty cute.
287
00:13:08,173 --> 00:13:11,459
Mike, seriously.
288
00:13:12,544 --> 00:13:14,312
You like me, right?
289
00:13:14,313 --> 00:13:15,480
Are you kidding?
290
00:13:15,481 --> 00:13:17,265
I more than like you. I...
291
00:13:18,050 --> 00:13:20,785
...like you a lot.
292
00:13:20,786 --> 00:13:23,354
I'm glad, because
I am dead-ass tired
293
00:13:23,355 --> 00:13:25,923
running back and forth
between my house
294
00:13:25,924 --> 00:13:27,258
And your place every night.
295
00:13:27,259 --> 00:13:30,695
You need to start making my life
a little easier for me.
296
00:13:30,696 --> 00:13:32,296
How? I'll do anything.
297
00:13:32,297 --> 00:13:34,132
Start spending some nights
at my place.
298
00:13:34,133 --> 00:13:36,367
Almost anything.
299
00:13:36,368 --> 00:13:37,502
Mike.
Aw, come on.
300
00:13:37,503 --> 00:13:39,604
I don't think I can
throw my "a" game
301
00:13:39,605 --> 00:13:41,172
with your mother
and sister around.
302
00:13:41,173 --> 00:13:45,309
Hey, I've been doing it on
your mom and dad's old mattress.
303
00:13:46,945 --> 00:13:49,413
Okay.
304
00:13:49,414 --> 00:13:51,949
I'll go pack a
little overnight bag.
305
00:13:52,784 --> 00:13:54,001
Thanks.
306
00:13:54,002 --> 00:13:56,087
Hey, should I bring
my agave scrub sponge,
307
00:13:56,088 --> 00:13:58,523
or do you have one
at your place?
308
00:13:58,524 --> 00:14:00,091
Bring it. That was mine.
309
00:14:00,092 --> 00:14:02,260
Damn it, Carl was right.
310
00:14:05,264 --> 00:14:07,632
We are still gonna sleep
at my place sometimes...?
311
00:14:07,633 --> 00:14:09,100
Of course.
Good.
312
00:14:09,101 --> 00:14:10,768
'Cause I paid 700 bucks
for that bed,
313
00:14:10,769 --> 00:14:13,104
and I want to lay on it
with someone besides Carl.
314
00:14:13,105 --> 00:14:14,472
(laughs)
315
00:14:14,473 --> 00:14:17,909
Oh, guess who decided to
finally sleep in her own bed?
316
00:14:17,910 --> 00:14:20,244
And by sleep, I mean...
317
00:14:20,245 --> 00:14:21,979
Mom.
318
00:14:21,980 --> 00:14:24,649
Good to see you,
Mrs. Flynn. Victoria.
319
00:14:24,650 --> 00:14:26,250
Hey.
Good to see you.
320
00:14:26,251 --> 00:14:28,085
What do you got
in your bag,
321
00:14:28,086 --> 00:14:30,154
golf clubs or an extra
pair of underwear?
322
00:14:30,155 --> 00:14:31,956
Let's just go upstairs.
323
00:14:31,957 --> 00:14:33,524
Sooner the better.
324
00:14:33,525 --> 00:14:36,160
Hey, when I go to bed,
I'll put my headphones on
325
00:14:36,161 --> 00:14:38,362
So you can get as nasty
as you want.
326
00:14:38,363 --> 00:14:40,565
Keep moving.
327
00:14:43,235 --> 00:14:44,535
Where's the toothpaste?
328
00:14:44,536 --> 00:14:47,939
The tooth... Oh.
329
00:14:48,774 --> 00:14:50,675
Oh.
330
00:14:50,676 --> 00:14:53,878
(sniffing)
331
00:15:10,996 --> 00:15:13,164
(sighs)
332
00:15:18,704 --> 00:15:22,173
I want to go home.
333
00:15:31,950 --> 00:15:34,151
(groans)
334
00:15:41,660 --> 00:15:43,861
(mutters quietly)
335
00:15:55,641 --> 00:15:58,609
Shake the snake a little
too hard there, fella?
336
00:16:00,279 --> 00:16:01,812
Oh!
337
00:16:01,813 --> 00:16:04,148
Hello, Mrs. Flynn.
338
00:16:04,149 --> 00:16:06,784
No, I thought I noticed
a calcium buildup
339
00:16:06,785 --> 00:16:09,220
on your tile grout,
but upon closer surveillance,
340
00:16:09,221 --> 00:16:11,355
you're clean as a whistle,
good to go.
341
00:16:11,356 --> 00:16:12,923
Thanks.
342
00:16:12,924 --> 00:16:15,493
What time's the luau
there, big kahuna?
343
00:16:17,129 --> 00:16:20,231
Ah, yeah.
Apparently, in my haste
344
00:16:20,232 --> 00:16:22,433
to pack, I neglected
to bring pajama bottoms.
345
00:16:22,434 --> 00:16:24,368
Hmm, top, no bottoms.
346
00:16:24,369 --> 00:16:27,605
Around these parts, we
call that porky piggin' it.
347
00:16:29,574 --> 00:16:31,325
Okay, well, uh, don't worry.
348
00:16:31,326 --> 00:16:34,312
Tomorrow, I will be wearing
pants at breakfast.
349
00:16:34,313 --> 00:16:35,413
Well, that makes one of us.
350
00:16:35,414 --> 00:16:36,547
Good night.
351
00:16:39,918 --> 00:16:42,119
Goofy bastard.
352
00:16:43,255 --> 00:16:46,424
How did my bottle of vicodin
end up in the crapper?
353
00:16:47,359 --> 00:16:50,461
Oh, God, I could be
in my new bed right now.
354
00:16:51,830 --> 00:16:53,764
I heard you're
a screamer,
355
00:16:53,765 --> 00:16:57,468
so I'm wearing
my noise-reduction headphones.
356
00:16:57,469 --> 00:16:58,769
Appreciate it. Good night.
357
00:16:58,770 --> 00:17:01,105
What did you say?
358
00:17:01,106 --> 00:17:04,141
What did I say?
359
00:17:04,142 --> 00:17:06,310
Can anybody hear me?
360
00:17:08,046 --> 00:17:09,980
What is my sister yelling about?
361
00:17:09,981 --> 00:17:11,649
I have no idea.
362
00:17:12,751 --> 00:17:15,052
Look, I really appreciate
you staying here tonight.
363
00:17:15,053 --> 00:17:17,821
Well, you've been lugging
your stuff back and forth
364
00:17:17,822 --> 00:17:22,827
to my place all week,
so, it's the least I could do.
365
00:17:22,828 --> 00:17:24,995
Well, thank you.
366
00:17:26,932 --> 00:17:28,933
You know,
we should probably wait
367
00:17:28,934 --> 00:17:31,535
till your mom
and sister fall asleep.
368
00:17:31,836 --> 00:17:34,438
Or we could just try
to do it really quietly.
369
00:17:34,439 --> 00:17:35,773
Might make it sexier.
370
00:17:35,774 --> 00:17:37,707
You think so?
Sure.
371
00:17:37,908 --> 00:17:39,542
Hey, we can pretend
372
00:17:39,543 --> 00:17:42,045
we're two high school kids
trying not to get caught.
373
00:17:42,046 --> 00:17:44,514
Uh, I'm not sure
I know how to do that.
374
00:17:44,515 --> 00:17:47,050
I've only played the one
high school kid
375
00:17:47,051 --> 00:17:48,969
trying not to get caught.
376
00:17:48,970 --> 00:17:50,821
(laughs)
377
00:17:50,922 --> 00:17:52,456
Oh, my God,
Michael Biggs,
378
00:17:52,457 --> 00:17:54,725
ever since I sat behind
you in homeroom class,
379
00:17:54,726 --> 00:17:57,294
I've been, like, totally
fantasizing about this moment,
380
00:17:57,295 --> 00:17:59,730
and I always hoped
that you'd be my first.
381
00:17:59,731 --> 00:18:01,164
(giggles)
382
00:18:04,052 --> 00:18:05,669
Your first?
383
00:18:05,670 --> 00:18:07,671
Well, I made out with
Mindy Peterson once
384
00:18:07,672 --> 00:18:10,107
after cheerleading practice,
but that was just an experiment.
385
00:18:10,108 --> 00:18:12,910
And I was, like, majorly
thinking about you.
386
00:18:12,911 --> 00:18:15,846
(giggles)
387
00:18:16,681 --> 00:18:19,049
Okay, that got
the home crowd standing.
388
00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:24,554
Mike: Mike's got the power,
Mike's got the heat,
389
00:18:24,555 --> 00:18:27,858
Mike's got the spirit to
knock you off your feet!
390
00:18:27,859 --> 00:18:29,960
Molly:
Go... Mikey!
391
00:18:29,961 --> 00:18:31,895
Are they doing it yet?
392
00:18:31,896 --> 00:18:34,064
Good Lord, I hope so.
393
00:18:34,866 --> 00:18:37,067
What?
394
00:18:37,869 --> 00:18:40,070
Boy, these things are good.
395
00:18:45,563 --> 00:18:47,130
Mike, come on.
396
00:18:47,131 --> 00:18:49,466
Mike.
397
00:18:58,376 --> 00:18:59,693
Morning, Mrs. Flynn.
398
00:18:59,694 --> 00:19:00,911
Morning to you.
399
00:19:00,912 --> 00:19:02,045
How'd you sleep?
400
00:19:02,046 --> 00:19:03,447
Mom.
What?
401
00:19:03,448 --> 00:19:05,115
I'm just asking the man
how he slept.
402
00:19:05,116 --> 00:19:06,550
I slept fine, very restful,
403
00:19:06,551 --> 00:19:07,784
thank you for asking.
404
00:19:07,785 --> 00:19:09,152
Glad to hear it.
405
00:19:09,153 --> 00:19:10,754
Can I make you some breakfast?
406
00:19:10,755 --> 00:19:12,539
No, thanks.
I'm not hungry.
407
00:19:12,540 --> 00:19:15,158
Really? I thought
you'd be starving to death
408
00:19:15,159 --> 00:19:16,960
after winning the big game.
409
00:19:19,530 --> 00:19:20,931
You're excused.
410
00:19:20,932 --> 00:19:23,100
God bless you.
411
00:19:24,185 --> 00:19:27,137
Go... Mikey!
412
00:19:29,357 --> 00:19:31,708
You know, I got to say,
413
00:19:31,709 --> 00:19:36,179
it's really kind of nice
to have a man in the house.
414
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:42,218
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