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Did you sleep okay?

2
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Uh, yeah, pretty good.

3
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Are you sure?
Because I've been told I snore.

4
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-Oh, who told you that?
-My neighbors.

5
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-Excuse me.
-Mm.

6
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Sorry. Well, there were
a couple of times...

7
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...I thought I was sleeping next
to a wood chipper full of croquet balls.

8
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Yeah, I'd use my sleep apnea machine...

9
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...but it's got a mask
I have to put over my face.

10
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-It's not very sexy.
-Wait, you have sleep apnea?

11
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Yeah. The machine really helps
cut down on the snoring.

12
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For the love of God, use the machine.

13
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-Okay, I'll strap it on tonight.
-Good.

14
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-Do you have any mouthwash?
-Mm, yeah.

15
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There you go.

16
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Wow.

17
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That's mouthwash. Heh.
I thought it was wiper fluid.

18
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You got a cup or you just wanna
stick a funnel in my mouth?

19
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Actually, the cap doubles as a cup.
Allow me to pour you a skosh.

20
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Oh.

21
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By the way, your container
of all-in-one shampoo...

22
00:01:01,945 --> 00:01:03,810
...conditioner and body wash is empty.

23
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Yeah, I had to use it last night
to presoak the dishes.

24
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I'll pick up another jug on the way home.

25
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You know, um-- Oh.

26
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Some people buy their shampoo
and conditioner in separate containers.

27
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-I know. Suckers.
-Yeah.

28
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[GARGLlNG]

29
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Okay, okay. Wait, ooh.

30
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Uh, hey, where do you keep
your hair dryer?

31
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Aww. I don't have one.

32
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Usually, I just shake dry
like a Labrador. Just:

33
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Uh, I'll tell you what,
I'll pick one from Sam's Club today.

34
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-Thanks.
-Yeah. I saw a demonstration on one there.

35
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It was huge, like a sawed-off leaf blower.

36
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Damn near blew a toddler
out of the shopping cart.

37
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[DOORBELL RlNGS]

38
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That's Carl.

39
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Don't forget to leave the seat up
when you're done.

40
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[LAUGHS]

41
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Oh, dear God, he's clueless.

42
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Has Molly asked to empty out your drawers
so she could fill it with feminine doodads?

43
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Ah, she brings a little overnight bag
with her stuff in it.

44
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She packs it in and packs it out,
like a cat burglar that has sex with me.

45
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You haven't found hair curlers
on your toilet...

46
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...or tampons
in your medicine chest?

47
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Nope. She leaves the scene
of the crime the way she found it.

48
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And the only fingerprints are on me.

49
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Nice. But be careful.
I mean, women are nesters.

50
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They bring something of theirs over
and claim it's a gift for you.

51
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I remember once this woman
brought over a personal vibrator.

52
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Pssh, like an idiot, I used it
and started mixing margaritas.

53
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You know, come to think of it, Molly
recently gave me an agave scrub sponge.

54
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-I'm sorry, a what?
-An agave scrub sponge.

55
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What it does is it scrapes all the dead skin
off your body, leaving you silky smooth.

56
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-Feel this.
-No.

57
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Seriously, it's like velvet.

58
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Oh, man, that's really soft.

59
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Samuel, touch that.

60
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No, I will not touch your arm,
and I will not pull your finger. Again.

61
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Taunt the immigrant, very funny.

62
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That's something she brought over
for herself, but she's saying it's for you.

63
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-You think?
-Absolutely.

64
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She's starting to move in.

65
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But stay vigilant,
protect your man-cave.

66
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Now, tell me one more time,
what's the name of that sponge?

67
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-Hey.
BOTH: Hey, Mol.

68
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Got enough pizza there?

69
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We figured out if your sister answers
the door topless, we get it for free.

70
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Happy accident.

71
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When the doorbell rang,
I thought it was the FedEx guy.

72
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You want a slice?

73
00:04:06,596 --> 00:04:09,360
I gotta get changed
and then I'm having dinner at Mike's.

74
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Oh, isn't that nice?

75
00:04:11,067 --> 00:04:12,557
Yeah, he wants to cook for me.

76
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Probably bought a shipping crate full
of spaghetti and an oil drum of marinara.

77
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How come you guys never stay here?

78
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You mean other than the fact
you walk around naked for free food?

79
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He's a little shy
and his place is more private.

80
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He's a screamer, huh?

81
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I hate when guys scream in your ears.

82
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Trick is, never let them near your ears.

83
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-Oh.
-Mm-hm.

84
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[DOORBELL RlNGS]

85
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Hi. I brought a pizza.

86
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Victoria, it's for you.

87
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I'll get this one, honey,
you did the last three.

88
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Hey. You got garlic knots in there,
I'll go grab my jump rope.

89
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Is it my imagination or are we really
starting to get the hang of this?

90
00:05:04,354 --> 00:05:07,255
Mm-hm, yeah, it was pretty terrific.

91
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For a while there, it was like we were
in the zone, working together as one...

92
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...and anticipating each other's moves,
like the '05 White Sox.

93
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Is that why you kept humming
"Take Me Out to the Ball Game"?

94
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I had to, otherwise, I would've
laid down a bunt before I left the dugout.

95
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[MOLLY LAUGHS]

96
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You mind if I finish up a bit of work
for tomorrow?

97
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By all means, go ahead.
It's important you feel at home here.

98
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-Are you sure?
-Yeah.

99
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We shared the most intimate thing
two human beings can share.

100
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At this point, cracking open your laptop
is almost redundant.

101
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Well, thank you.

102
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-Good night.
-Good night.

103
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Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite...

104
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...which isn't as funny as it used to be...

105
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...because I had this kid in my class
that was--

106
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Whoa.

107
00:06:01,411 --> 00:06:04,141
If this is a turnoff, I can do without it.

108
00:06:04,313 --> 00:06:09,751
No, no.
I was a little startled, but it's fine.

109
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I know it looks strange,
but it does keep me from snoring.

110
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Which is what makes it so hot.
Please leave it on.

111
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Okey-doke.
You can get different-colored head straps.

112
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-I went with basic black.
-Nice. Very slimming.

113
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-Good night, Molly.
-Good night, Mike.

114
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Just....

115
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[MACHlNE WHlRRlNG]

116
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[SNORlNG]

117
00:07:03,973 --> 00:07:06,441
[SNORlNG]

118
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[SNORlNG]

119
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[MOLLY SlGHS]

120
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[SNORES]

121
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[SNORlNG lNTERMlTTENTLY]

122
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[SNORlNG]

123
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[MlKE URlNATlNG]

124
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MlKE:
Ahh.

125
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Oh, perfect.

126
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[MlKE HUMMlNG
"HAWAll FlVE-O" THEME SONG]

127
00:08:04,100 --> 00:08:06,432
The gun was right there.

128
00:08:07,703 --> 00:08:08,795
[TOlLET FLUSHlNG]

129
00:08:08,971 --> 00:08:11,405
MlKE:
Seat goes down for my lady.

130
00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:14,566
No more splash landings.

131
00:08:17,380 --> 00:08:20,577
Morning, my little turtledove.
You making Papa Bear a cup of coffee?

132
00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:23,184
Absolutely, Papa Bear.

133
00:08:24,387 --> 00:08:26,651
Hey, did Goldilocks sleep out here
last night?

134
00:08:26,989 --> 00:08:28,650
Yeah, your bed's a little lumpy.

135
00:08:28,824 --> 00:08:31,554
I guess it would be.
It was my mom and dad's old bed.

136
00:08:33,963 --> 00:08:36,989
Hey, I got a surprise for you.
Check this out.

137
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It's got three heat settings.
You could bake a pie with this thing.

138
00:08:45,508 --> 00:08:47,669
That's very sweet.
I'm gonna go take a shower.

139
00:08:47,843 --> 00:08:50,311
Hey, just to show you
I've been paying attention...

140
00:08:50,479 --> 00:08:53,414
...I took your hint and I bought
some shampoo and conditioner...

141
00:08:53,583 --> 00:08:56,575
...in two separate gallon jugs.

142
00:08:57,220 --> 00:08:58,744
Swell.

143
00:08:59,488 --> 00:09:04,551
Peach-apricot. You're gonna smell
like a fruit salad all day long.

144
00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,093
What's the problem
with the mattress you have?

145
00:09:13,269 --> 00:09:16,534
It's fine with me, but I heard my lady
mention the words "small" and "lumpy."

146
00:09:16,706 --> 00:09:19,834
Huh. You sure she was talking
about your mattress?

147
00:09:21,344 --> 00:09:22,902
What are you trying to say, Carl?

148
00:09:23,079 --> 00:09:25,479
Really? I gotta spell it out for you?

149
00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:27,950
Hey, I'm bringing my A-game, pal.

150
00:09:28,117 --> 00:09:31,780
I'm playing it slow and steady, varying my
pitches enough to keep her guessing.

151
00:09:31,954 --> 00:09:36,152
Good. You don't want her to look over
the bullpen and signal to bring in the lefty.

152
00:09:37,293 --> 00:09:41,059
Good afternoon. Is there a specific type
of mattress I can help you find?

153
00:09:41,230 --> 00:09:44,097
Talk to him.
I'm strictly a waterbed man.

154
00:09:47,336 --> 00:09:48,633
I'm looking for something...

155
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...that can accommodate two,
let's say, larger people, comfortably.

156
00:09:52,108 --> 00:09:55,168
Side by side, but sometimes stacked.

157
00:09:56,279 --> 00:09:59,737
Are you thinking conventional mattress
or perhaps memory foam?

158
00:09:59,915 --> 00:10:02,179
Oh, my grandma's got one
of those memory foam beds.

159
00:10:02,351 --> 00:10:03,784
It's like sleeping on a cloud.

160
00:10:03,953 --> 00:10:06,683
You know, a cloud
that remembers the shape of your ass.

161
00:10:07,556 --> 00:10:10,286
Everything I sit on
remembers the shape of my ass.

162
00:10:12,461 --> 00:10:14,929
One of our more popular king-sized
is the pillow top...

163
00:10:15,097 --> 00:10:19,500
...which combines a Posturepedic mattress
with a cozy three-inch layer of goose down.

164
00:10:19,669 --> 00:10:21,193
Oh, that's nice.

165
00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:23,804
That's even softer
than your silky forearm.

166
00:10:25,341 --> 00:10:27,366
I'm going for a test drive.

167
00:10:28,778 --> 00:10:30,040
Oh.

168
00:10:30,646 --> 00:10:32,443
-How is it?
CARL: Very cushy.

169
00:10:32,615 --> 00:10:35,641
It's what I always imagined
sleeping on you would be like.

170
00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:38,486
Scooch over, that's my side.

171
00:10:40,990 --> 00:10:43,982
Oh, you put a mirror on that ceiling,
I could live here.

172
00:10:44,327 --> 00:10:48,627
Show me a casket with one of these in it,
you can kill me right now.

173
00:10:48,798 --> 00:10:51,665
Boy, there'll be no getting you up
in the morning. Heh.

174
00:10:51,834 --> 00:10:54,826
You guys known each other a long time?

175
00:10:56,839 --> 00:10:59,000
We've been partners for five years.

176
00:11:01,877 --> 00:11:03,174
Turn on your side.

177
00:11:03,346 --> 00:11:05,007
-Butt-to-butt or spooning?
-Spooning.

178
00:11:09,385 --> 00:11:11,615
Does that feel okay?
Are you comfortable?

179
00:11:11,787 --> 00:11:16,724
Yeah, the mattress is offering support
while hugging the contours of my body.

180
00:11:16,892 --> 00:11:19,190
-Switch?
-Absolutely.

181
00:11:20,396 --> 00:11:23,126
-Oh.
-Oh, God, I'm in heaven.

182
00:11:23,299 --> 00:11:26,530
Yup. You have one happy girl
on your hands tonight.

183
00:11:27,303 --> 00:11:30,397
You buy this mattress,
I think both you girls are gonna be happy.

184
00:11:33,409 --> 00:11:34,876
I'll let you two discuss it.

185
00:11:38,381 --> 00:11:42,374
Why is it, at least three times a week,
people think we're gay?

186
00:11:43,386 --> 00:11:45,786
Well, this one I get.
We're snuggling on a mattress.

187
00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:49,322
But when I wipe mustard off your lip,
that's just me being helpful.

188
00:11:51,594 --> 00:11:53,027
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]

189
00:11:55,197 --> 00:11:57,757
Where you been?
I was starting to get worried about you.

190
00:11:57,933 --> 00:12:01,994
Sorry, I had to go home and repack
and I fell asleep on the toilet.

191
00:12:02,405 --> 00:12:04,703
Are you not sleeping well?
I know how to fix that.

192
00:12:04,874 --> 00:12:06,603
So do I and it's in your holster.

193
00:12:06,776 --> 00:12:09,506
-What's that?
-Nothing.

194
00:12:09,678 --> 00:12:12,374
Hey, no more restless nights
for my baby.

195
00:12:12,548 --> 00:12:14,038
Come, let me show you what I got.

196
00:12:14,216 --> 00:12:19,449
Oh, please tell me it's a jug of vodka
and a martini glass the size of your head.

197
00:12:21,590 --> 00:12:23,353
Ta-da.

198
00:12:23,526 --> 00:12:25,016
You got a new bed?

199
00:12:25,194 --> 00:12:28,129
Yeah, and check out all the pillows.
I was just gonna get two...

200
00:12:28,297 --> 00:12:31,266
...but Carl said quantity gives it
an Arabian nights type of vibe.

201
00:12:31,434 --> 00:12:34,130
[HUMMlNG "THE STREETS OF CAlRO"]

202
00:12:35,638 --> 00:12:38,300
Wait a second.
You bought a bed for us with Carl?

203
00:12:38,474 --> 00:12:40,499
No, I bought a bed for you with Carl.

204
00:12:41,076 --> 00:12:43,010
Sweetie, sit down. We need to talk.

205
00:12:43,746 --> 00:12:46,044
-Did I do something wrong?
-No, no.

206
00:12:46,215 --> 00:12:49,013
Buying a new bed for me
was very considerate.

207
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:51,983
Utterly clueless, but very considerate.

208
00:12:52,488 --> 00:12:55,355
I'm not following.
Are you happy or are you sad?

209
00:12:56,125 --> 00:12:59,925
Ever since we started sleeping together,
it's been right here.

210
00:13:00,729 --> 00:13:03,027
There was that time we did it
on the couch.

211
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,860
Please, no cute talk right now.

212
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:07,969
I'll try, but I'm feeling pretty cute.

213
00:13:08,137 --> 00:13:11,595
Mike, seriously.

214
00:13:12,107 --> 00:13:13,540
You like me, right?

215
00:13:14,143 --> 00:13:16,373
Are you kidding? I more than like you. I--

216
00:13:17,980 --> 00:13:19,914
Like you a lot.

217
00:13:20,382 --> 00:13:22,850
I'm glad because I am dead-ass tired...

218
00:13:23,018 --> 00:13:26,454
...running back and forth between
my house and your place every night.

219
00:13:26,622 --> 00:13:29,955
You need to start making my life
a little easier for me.

220
00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:31,558
How? I'll do anything.

221
00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:35,663
-Start spending some nights at my place.
-Almost anything.

222
00:13:35,831 --> 00:13:36,855
Mike.

223
00:13:37,032 --> 00:13:40,468
Oh, I don't think I can throw my A-game
with your mother and sister around.

224
00:13:40,636 --> 00:13:44,402
Hey, I've been doing it
on your mom and dad's old mattress.

225
00:13:46,642 --> 00:13:48,166
Okay.

226
00:13:49,378 --> 00:13:51,039
I'll go pack a little overnight bag.

227
00:13:52,481 --> 00:13:54,005
Thanks.

228
00:13:54,183 --> 00:13:57,744
Hey, should I bring my agave scrub sponge
or do you have one at your place?

229
00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,319
Bring it. That was mine.

230
00:14:00,322 --> 00:14:02,688
Damn it, Carl was right.

231
00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:06,921
We are still gonna sleep
at my place sometimes?

232
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,393
-Of course.
-Good.

233
00:14:08,564 --> 00:14:12,330
I paid 700 bucks for that bed and I wanna
lay on it with someone besides Carl.

234
00:14:12,501 --> 00:14:13,763
[MOLLY CHUCKLES]

235
00:14:14,570 --> 00:14:18,233
Oh, guess who decided to finally sleep
in her own bed.

236
00:14:18,407 --> 00:14:20,967
-And by sleep, I mean--
-Mom.

237
00:14:21,710 --> 00:14:23,940
Good to see you, Mrs. Flynn. Victoria.

238
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:26,240
-Hey.
-Good to see you.

239
00:14:26,415 --> 00:14:29,407
What do you got, golf clubs
or an extra pair of underwear?

240
00:14:30,653 --> 00:14:32,780
-Let's just go upstairs.
-Sooner the better.

241
00:14:33,422 --> 00:14:35,583
When I go to bed,
I'll put my headphones on...

242
00:14:35,758 --> 00:14:37,623
...so you can get as nasty as you want.

243
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:39,260
MlKE:
Keep moving.

244
00:14:42,565 --> 00:14:44,089
Where's the toothpaste?

245
00:14:44,266 --> 00:14:45,858
The tooth....

246
00:14:50,005 --> 00:14:51,029
[SNlFFS]

247
00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:12,254
[SlGHS]

248
00:15:19,868 --> 00:15:21,836
I wanna go home.

249
00:15:55,404 --> 00:15:58,373
Shake the snake
a little too hard there, fella?

250
00:16:00,776 --> 00:16:02,334
Oh.

251
00:16:02,845 --> 00:16:07,043
Hello, Mrs. Flynn. No, I thought I noticed
a calcium buildup on your tile grout...

252
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:10,583
...but upon closer surveillance,
you're clean as a whistle, good to go.

253
00:16:10,753 --> 00:16:12,220
Thanks.

254
00:16:12,454 --> 00:16:15,582
What time's the luau there, big kahuna?

255
00:16:16,625 --> 00:16:21,961
Uh, yeah. Apparently, in my haste to pack,
I neglected to bring pajama bottoms.

256
00:16:22,131 --> 00:16:26,693
Hmm, top, no bottoms. Around these parts,
we call that Porky Pigging it.

257
00:16:29,171 --> 00:16:31,264
Okay, well, uh, don't worry.

258
00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:33,567
Tomorrow, I will be wearing pants
at breakfast.

259
00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:35,642
-Well, that makes one of us.
-Good night.

260
00:16:35,811 --> 00:16:37,244
Good night.

261
00:16:39,348 --> 00:16:41,282
Goofy bastard.

262
00:16:42,551 --> 00:16:45,782
How'd my bottle of Vicodin end up
in the crapper?

263
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:50,419
God, I could be in my new bed
right now.

264
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:56,697
I heard you're a screamer, so I'm wearing
my noise-reduction headphones.

265
00:16:56,865 --> 00:17:00,164
-Appreciate it. Good night.
-What'd you say?

266
00:17:00,736 --> 00:17:01,760
[DOOR CLOSES]

267
00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:03,199
What did I say?

268
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:06,332
VlCTORlA:
Can anybody hear me?

269
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:10,742
-What is my sister yelling about?
-I have no idea.

270
00:17:12,347 --> 00:17:15,145
Look, I really appreciate you
staying here tonight.

271
00:17:15,317 --> 00:17:19,879
Well, you've been lugging your stuff
back and forth to my place all week, so...

272
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:21,817
...it's the least I could do.

273
00:17:21,990 --> 00:17:24,925
Well, thank you.

274
00:17:26,662 --> 00:17:30,120
You know, we should probably wait
till your mom and sister fall asleep.

275
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:33,757
Or we could just try to do it
really quietly.

276
00:17:33,936 --> 00:17:35,528
Might make it sexier.

277
00:17:35,704 --> 00:17:37,729
-You think so?
-Sure.

278
00:17:37,906 --> 00:17:42,070
Hey, we can pretend we're two
high-school kids trying not to get caught.

279
00:17:42,244 --> 00:17:47,546
Uh, I'm not sure. I've only played the one
high-school kid trying not to get caught.

280
00:17:47,716 --> 00:17:49,707
[MOLLY CHUCKLES]

281
00:17:49,885 --> 00:17:53,343
Oh, my God, Michael Biggs, ever since
I sat behind you in homeroom class...

282
00:17:53,522 --> 00:17:56,491
...I've been, like, totally fantasizing
about this moment...

283
00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:58,489
...and I always hoped
that you'd be my first.

284
00:17:58,660 --> 00:17:59,718
[GlGGLES]

285
00:18:03,432 --> 00:18:04,456
Your first?

286
00:18:04,633 --> 00:18:07,625
I made out with Mindy Peterson once
after cheerleading practice.

287
00:18:07,803 --> 00:18:11,569
But that was just an experiment.
And I was, like, majorly thinking about you.

288
00:18:11,740 --> 00:18:13,571
[GlGGLES]

289
00:18:15,711 --> 00:18:17,611
Okay, that got the home crowd standing.

290
00:18:21,116 --> 00:18:23,277
MlKE: Mike's got the power
Mike's got the heat

291
00:18:23,452 --> 00:18:25,977
Mike's got the spirit
To knock you off your feet

292
00:18:26,155 --> 00:18:28,919
MOLLY:
Go, Mikey!

293
00:18:29,424 --> 00:18:30,914
Are they doing it yet?

294
00:18:31,093 --> 00:18:33,459
Good Lord, I hope so.

295
00:18:33,762 --> 00:18:35,525
What?

296
00:18:36,665 --> 00:18:39,065
Boy, these things are good.

297
00:18:43,739 --> 00:18:47,175
Mike, come on. Mike.

298
00:18:47,810 --> 00:18:49,471
[JOYCE LAUGHS]

299
00:18:49,645 --> 00:18:51,613
Stop it, Mom.

300
00:18:56,285 --> 00:18:57,479
Morning, Mrs. Flynn.

301
00:18:57,653 --> 00:18:59,018
Morning to you.

302
00:18:59,188 --> 00:19:00,519
-How'd you sleep?
-Mom.

303
00:19:00,689 --> 00:19:02,919
What? I'm just asking the man
how he slept.

304
00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,693
I slept fine, very restful,
thank you for asking.

305
00:19:05,861 --> 00:19:06,953
JOYCE:
Glad to hear it.

306
00:19:07,863 --> 00:19:10,423
-Can I make you some breakfast?
-No, I'm not hungry.

307
00:19:10,599 --> 00:19:14,592
Really? I thought you'd be starving
to death after winning the big game.

308
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:20,269
-You're excused.
-God bless you.

309
00:19:22,311 --> 00:19:25,610
Go, Mikey.

310
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:30,518
You know, I gotta say...

311
00:19:30,686 --> 00:19:33,814
...it's really kind of nice to have a man
in the house.

312
00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:05,943
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