1 00:00:00,100 --> 00:00:01,552 Here's what you missed on Glee. 2 00:00:01,553 --> 00:00:03,981 Will's wife put the "Terri" in "terrible relationship," 3 00:00:03,982 --> 00:00:06,065 - so now she's his ex-wife. - What is wrong with you? 4 00:00:06,066 --> 00:00:07,599 Kurt met this kid Blaine who he really likes 5 00:00:07,667 --> 00:00:09,584 and he seems really nice, but he sings in the Glee Club 6 00:00:09,585 --> 00:00:11,290 at another school. They're called The Warblers. 7 00:00:11,291 --> 00:00:13,071 The Warblers are like rock stars. 8 00:00:13,139 --> 00:00:14,873 Kurt isn't liking his own school at all, because 9 00:00:14,941 --> 00:00:16,475 Karofsky's been coming after him, and nobody knows why. 10 00:00:16,542 --> 00:00:17,943 You can't punch the gay out of me 11 00:00:18,011 --> 00:00:19,411 any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you. 12 00:00:19,479 --> 00:00:21,191 Well, Kurt knows why, but he hasn't told anyone. 13 00:00:21,192 --> 00:00:22,886 And that's what you missed on... Glee! 14 00:00:30,664 --> 00:00:31,252 Morning, Sue. 15 00:00:31,253 --> 00:00:32,834 Oh, I'm gonna stop you right there. 16 00:00:33,326 --> 00:00:34,326 That's Principal Sue. 17 00:00:34,828 --> 00:00:35,424 What? 18 00:00:35,425 --> 00:00:36,728 Oh, you heard me right. 19 00:00:36,796 --> 00:00:40,825 My years-long quest for power has finally bore fruit. 20 00:00:40,893 --> 00:00:41,926 Wait, what happened to Figgins? 21 00:00:41,994 --> 00:00:44,163 Well, you need to start listening to the news, William. 22 00:00:44,263 --> 00:00:46,330 A particularly virulent strain of monkey flu 23 00:00:46,398 --> 00:00:49,247 has arrived in Ohio from Borneo, where it had been festering 24 00:00:49,248 --> 00:00:52,503 in a small clutch of loud, bisexual primates, 25 00:00:52,571 --> 00:00:54,920 not unlike your very Glee Club. 26 00:00:55,106 --> 00:00:57,875 How... How did Figgins get it? 27 00:00:57,943 --> 00:01:00,011 And that's what it means to be an American. 28 00:01:00,078 --> 00:01:01,913 - I think I have a fever. - Can it. 29 00:01:03,348 --> 00:01:04,682 Now. 30 00:01:17,562 --> 00:01:18,644 'Sup? 31 00:01:19,949 --> 00:01:21,368 So Figgins is sick. 32 00:01:21,369 --> 00:01:22,969 How does that make you principal? 33 00:01:22,970 --> 00:01:25,436 Well, through the blackmail of prominent local politicians, 34 00:01:25,504 --> 00:01:28,873 I strong-armed some extraordinarily broad clauses into my contract. 35 00:01:28,941 --> 00:01:30,374 My first order of business? 36 00:01:30,442 --> 00:01:32,143 Destroy the Glee Club. 37 00:01:32,210 --> 00:01:33,744 I... I thought we were friends. 38 00:01:33,812 --> 00:01:35,513 That got boring. 39 00:01:48,393 --> 00:01:50,728 Just one of the perks of being a high school teacher: 40 00:01:50,796 --> 00:01:53,030 Constant exposure to illness. 41 00:01:53,098 --> 00:01:54,799 All right, guys, um... 42 00:01:55,723 --> 00:01:58,102 Time to start thinking about song selections. 43 00:01:58,170 --> 00:02:00,237 I mean, I feel like I might have a fever, 44 00:02:00,305 --> 00:02:01,539 but it's important that I power through it. 45 00:02:07,546 --> 00:02:10,648 Okay. I definitely have a fever. 46 00:02:10,716 --> 00:02:12,483 Lookin' good, Puckerman. 47 00:02:12,551 --> 00:02:15,052 Someone's been eating their wheaties. 48 00:02:15,551 --> 00:02:17,507 These guns are fully loaded. 49 00:02:18,171 --> 00:02:20,242 Mr. Shue? I, for one, 50 00:02:20,243 --> 00:02:22,927 think we should use our set list for sectionals 51 00:02:22,995 --> 00:02:26,397 to start exploring the oeuvre of one Bernadette Peters. 52 00:02:26,465 --> 00:02:30,368 Someday, I'm gonna go to Paris and visit the oeuvre. 53 00:02:30,435 --> 00:02:31,969 I just want to dance. 54 00:02:32,037 --> 00:02:34,772 Mr. Schuester, you look a little green. 55 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:37,608 Um... I think I'm gonna go see the nurse. 56 00:02:39,611 --> 00:02:42,446 But first I feel like I should get you guys a sitter. 57 00:02:42,514 --> 00:02:46,017 At this point, it would be a good idea to add any of your aromatics, like... 58 00:02:54,713 --> 00:02:57,146 We're going to cover the pan until the clams open up... 59 00:02:57,462 --> 00:02:58,929 I can take care of myself. 60 00:02:58,997 --> 00:03:00,898 Is that why Mrs. Weiss called me from next door? 61 00:03:00,966 --> 00:03:03,886 Because, according to her, she's here morning and night. 62 00:03:03,887 --> 00:03:04,664 Lift your head up. 63 00:03:04,841 --> 00:03:06,704 You're making me feel worse. 64 00:03:06,772 --> 00:03:08,072 Oh, honey. 65 00:03:11,376 --> 00:03:12,710 I'm probably revealing too much, 66 00:03:12,778 --> 00:03:14,045 but I do still love you. 67 00:03:14,731 --> 00:03:16,622 And you have to admit, no matter how toxic 68 00:03:16,623 --> 00:03:18,817 our marriage was, I was really good 69 00:03:18,818 --> 00:03:20,284 at taking care of you when you were sick. 70 00:03:20,352 --> 00:03:22,553 That's because you like me best when I'm weak. 71 00:03:22,621 --> 00:03:23,788 Maybe. 72 00:03:23,855 --> 00:03:25,723 I mean, that's what my therapist says. 73 00:03:25,791 --> 00:03:27,191 You're seeing a therapist? 74 00:03:27,259 --> 00:03:28,692 And I'm medicating, too. 75 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:31,896 Now roll over, and pull your pants down, 76 00:03:31,963 --> 00:03:34,574 - because we're gonna take baby's temperature. - No. 77 00:03:35,270 --> 00:03:38,602 But baby knows it's the only way that we can get an accurate reading. 78 00:03:38,670 --> 00:03:41,739 Stop, Terri. 79 00:03:41,807 --> 00:03:43,674 I don't want to play sick baby with you. 80 00:03:43,742 --> 00:03:45,910 Now, get out of here. 81 00:03:51,316 --> 00:03:52,650 What are you doing? 82 00:03:54,419 --> 00:03:55,820 Singin' in the Rain. 83 00:03:55,887 --> 00:03:57,955 We were together sixteen years. You think I don't remember 84 00:03:58,023 --> 00:04:00,324 what movie makes you feel better when you're sick? 85 00:04:00,392 --> 00:04:02,026 Then they're not good, so don't eat those. 86 00:04:02,094 --> 00:04:03,094 Just go ahead and discard those. 87 00:04:03,161 --> 00:04:05,996 And that is how you steam clams. 88 00:04:08,700 --> 00:04:09,796 I'm shaking. 89 00:04:09,797 --> 00:04:11,635 And it's either from low blood sugar or rage. 90 00:04:11,703 --> 00:04:13,003 I knew it was only a matter of time 91 00:04:13,071 --> 00:04:15,172 before Rachel tried to take over the Glee Club. 92 00:04:17,972 --> 00:04:21,612 Class, in Mr. Schuester's absence, I'd like to go around and ask everyone 93 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:24,502 what solos they'd like to hear me perform at sectionals. 94 00:04:24,503 --> 00:04:25,950 All right, you know what? Let me at her! 95 00:04:28,053 --> 00:04:29,954 We'll forget all about it tonight at bowling. 96 00:04:30,021 --> 00:04:30,988 I can't. 97 00:04:31,056 --> 00:04:32,690 Blaine asked me to hang out. 98 00:04:33,330 --> 00:04:35,170 I've been looking forward to it all week. 99 00:04:36,094 --> 00:04:37,728 Wait. Are you two going out? 100 00:04:37,796 --> 00:04:39,330 Because I think you need to come clean. 101 00:04:39,397 --> 00:04:40,731 What? No. 102 00:04:40,799 --> 00:04:43,513 I don't want another Jessie/Rachel traitor scenario to overcome. 103 00:04:43,869 --> 00:04:45,069 Please, Mercedes. Mum's the word. 104 00:04:45,137 --> 00:04:46,637 We'd be happy for you. 105 00:04:46,705 --> 00:04:48,572 I mean, we know how lonely you've been. 106 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:49,840 All right, we just hang out. 107 00:04:49,908 --> 00:04:51,575 Nothing about Glee Club even ever comes up. 108 00:04:51,643 --> 00:04:53,844 It's just nice to have someone to talk to. 109 00:04:53,912 --> 00:04:57,381 - What is that supposed to mean? - I mean, someone like me. 110 00:04:58,301 --> 00:04:59,653 But I promise to make it up to you. 111 00:04:59,654 --> 00:05:00,768 We'll hang out Friday night. 112 00:05:10,929 --> 00:05:12,763 Excuse you. 113 00:05:15,901 --> 00:05:17,001 Whoa, whoa. A couple more. 114 00:05:17,068 --> 00:05:18,302 Thanks. 115 00:05:18,905 --> 00:05:22,139 So what are we going to do about Glee Club while Mr. Shue is sick? 116 00:05:22,207 --> 00:05:23,474 I have an idea. 117 00:05:23,542 --> 00:05:25,309 Have you met the new Spanish teacher? 118 00:05:27,243 --> 00:05:29,480 It's not easy being a substitute teacher. 119 00:05:29,548 --> 00:05:31,248 Kids feel like they get the day off. 120 00:05:31,316 --> 00:05:34,084 They'll goof off, egg your car, cut class, 121 00:05:34,152 --> 00:05:35,786 break into your car, throw spitballs, 122 00:05:35,854 --> 00:05:37,555 put an alligator in your car... 123 00:05:37,622 --> 00:05:39,286 And I don't even have a nice car. 124 00:05:44,391 --> 00:05:46,541 So I try to relate to the kids, 125 00:05:46,542 --> 00:05:49,034 listen to what they have to say, make it fun for them. 126 00:05:52,707 --> 00:05:55,139 Lindsay Lohan es bien loca, ¿no? 127 00:05:55,140 --> 00:05:57,813 Because I'm the cure for the common class. 128 00:06:08,453 --> 00:06:10,387 Excuse me, Miss Holliday? A word? 129 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:24,662 I understand that you are subbing for Mr. Schuester's Spanish class, 130 00:06:24,663 --> 00:06:27,076 and I was wondering if you might not want to take over 131 00:06:27,077 --> 00:06:28,488 his Glee Club duties, as well. 132 00:06:28,489 --> 00:06:30,908 What makes you think I know the first thing about Glee Club? 133 00:06:30,976 --> 00:06:33,177 You subbed for my English class last week. 134 00:06:33,245 --> 00:06:34,912 And you were extraordinary. 135 00:06:40,051 --> 00:06:43,921 ♪ Conjunction junction, what's your function? ♪ 136 00:06:43,989 --> 00:06:48,425 ♪ Hooking up words and phrases and clauses. ♪ 137 00:06:48,493 --> 00:06:52,229 ♪ Conjunction junction, what's your function? ♪ 138 00:06:52,297 --> 00:06:56,533 ♪ Hooking up cars and making 'em function, ♪ 139 00:06:56,601 --> 00:06:57,635 ♪ Conjunction junction... ♪ 140 00:06:57,702 --> 00:06:59,270 Are you on anything? 141 00:06:59,337 --> 00:07:01,605 'Cause this is trippy. 142 00:07:01,673 --> 00:07:03,407 You smell homeless, Brett. 143 00:07:03,949 --> 00:07:05,204 Homeless. 144 00:07:05,205 --> 00:07:07,244 Miss Holliday, we are floundering. 145 00:07:07,312 --> 00:07:08,445 Won't you please take over Glee Club? 146 00:07:08,513 --> 00:07:10,648 I thought you'd never ask. 147 00:07:10,715 --> 00:07:12,216 Yay! 148 00:07:12,284 --> 00:07:13,717 Muchas gracias. 149 00:07:17,478 --> 00:07:18,702 Dude, what are you doing? 150 00:07:18,703 --> 00:07:21,027 Kurt got us a substitute, so I'm buttering the floor. 151 00:07:21,028 --> 00:07:22,760 But sectionals is, like, two weeks from now. 152 00:07:22,827 --> 00:07:25,496 Hey, Gigantor. We're all gonna swap names, yo. 153 00:07:25,563 --> 00:07:28,265 Um, did I hear something about a substitute? 154 00:07:28,333 --> 00:07:29,633 Yes! It works! 155 00:07:31,269 --> 00:07:34,271 Well, at least I didn't fall and break my talent. 156 00:07:34,339 --> 00:07:36,273 I'm fine. 157 00:07:41,313 --> 00:07:42,646 Oh, what the hell? 158 00:07:42,714 --> 00:07:44,448 Hola, clase. 159 00:07:44,516 --> 00:07:47,785 Nothing says "bienvenidos" quite like a buttered floor. 160 00:07:49,354 --> 00:07:50,888 Let's start with some introductions. 161 00:07:50,955 --> 00:07:53,290 My name is Holly Holliday. 162 00:07:53,358 --> 00:07:55,025 What's yours? Go. 163 00:07:55,093 --> 00:07:57,661 I'm Finn Hudson. I'm quarterback of the football team. 164 00:07:57,729 --> 00:08:00,130 I'm Rachel Berry, his loud, loud girlfriend. 165 00:08:00,198 --> 00:08:02,733 I'm Mike Chang. 166 00:08:02,801 --> 00:08:03,761 Those aren't your names. 167 00:08:03,762 --> 00:08:05,402 - You know why I know that? - You're psychic? 168 00:08:05,470 --> 00:08:07,205 I know this because I recently watched 169 00:08:07,206 --> 00:08:09,640 a video of you guys performing at regionals, 170 00:08:09,708 --> 00:08:11,542 where you came in last. 171 00:08:11,609 --> 00:08:14,311 Maybe it's because the songs were about thirty years old, but... 172 00:08:14,379 --> 00:08:15,346 Those songs are classics. 173 00:08:15,413 --> 00:08:16,947 Those songs are amazing. 174 00:08:17,015 --> 00:08:20,926 But they sounded like somebody else's favorite songs. Not yours. 175 00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:22,860 - Just sayin'. - She speaks the truth. 176 00:08:22,861 --> 00:08:25,789 I'm not your average, run-of-the-mill substitute teacher. 177 00:08:25,857 --> 00:08:29,907 I want you guys to do things that you want to do. 178 00:08:29,908 --> 00:08:34,137 I want you to have fun in our fabulous but fleeting time together. 179 00:08:34,332 --> 00:08:35,466 What do you say we have class outside today? 180 00:08:35,533 --> 00:08:37,167 It's raining outside. 181 00:08:37,235 --> 00:08:38,802 Well, then let's take a field trip to Taco Bell. 182 00:08:38,870 --> 00:08:40,404 Oh, yeah! 183 00:08:40,472 --> 00:08:43,214 Should we toke up some medical-grade marijuana? 184 00:08:43,215 --> 00:08:44,694 I wish. 185 00:08:44,695 --> 00:08:45,698 Yes! 186 00:08:45,699 --> 00:08:47,704 - It's really hard not to like this woman. - Okay... 187 00:08:47,705 --> 00:08:50,080 No. We can't just goof off all day. 188 00:08:50,148 --> 00:08:52,316 We have to write a set list for sectionals. 189 00:08:52,384 --> 00:08:54,837 You're right. What songs would you like to do? 190 00:08:56,921 --> 00:08:59,935 Oh. Don't get asked that question much, do we? 191 00:08:59,936 --> 00:09:01,601 Ms. Holliday is right. 192 00:09:01,602 --> 00:09:03,214 Mr. Schuester's set list sometimes seems like 193 00:09:03,215 --> 00:09:04,668 he hasn't listened to the radio since the '80s. 194 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:06,788 He never listens to what I have to say. 195 00:09:06,931 --> 00:09:09,867 Mr. Shue, can we do that new Cee-Lo song, "Forget You"? 196 00:09:09,934 --> 00:09:11,902 Uh, no. Come on, guys, 197 00:09:11,970 --> 00:09:14,171 there's got to be a Journey song we haven't done yet. 198 00:09:14,851 --> 00:09:15,883 Cee-Lo! 199 00:09:15,884 --> 00:09:17,449 That's what I'm talking about. 200 00:09:18,877 --> 00:09:21,574 Okay, excuse me? What would you know about Cee-Lo? 201 00:09:21,575 --> 00:09:22,791 'Cause you're like, 40. 202 00:09:22,792 --> 00:09:24,727 Top 40, sweet cheeks. 203 00:09:24,728 --> 00:09:25,880 Hit it! 204 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,377 ♪ I see you driving 'round town ♪ 205 00:09:35,378 --> 00:09:40,299 ♪ with the guy I love, and I'm like "Forget you!" ♪ 206 00:09:40,300 --> 00:09:40,903 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪ 207 00:09:40,904 --> 00:09:44,828 ♪ I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough. ♪ 208 00:09:44,829 --> 00:09:47,443 ♪ I'm like, "Forget you!" ♪ 209 00:09:47,444 --> 00:09:48,492 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪ 210 00:09:48,493 --> 00:09:52,709 ♪ And yeah, I'm sorry I can't afford a Ferrari, ♪ 211 00:09:52,777 --> 00:09:55,212 ♪ but that don't mean I can't get you there. ♪ 212 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:59,883 ♪ I guess she's an Xbox and I'm more an Atari. ♪ 213 00:09:59,951 --> 00:10:02,486 ♪ Mmm, but the way you play your game ain't fair. ♪ 214 00:10:02,902 --> 00:10:07,958 ♪ I pity the fool that falls in love with you. ♪ 215 00:10:08,026 --> 00:10:09,526 ♪ Ooh, she's a gold digger. ♪ 216 00:10:09,594 --> 00:10:11,655 ♪ Well... ♪ ♪ Just thought you should know. ♪ 217 00:10:11,656 --> 00:10:13,278 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪ 218 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:15,399 ♪ I got some news for you. ♪ 219 00:10:15,467 --> 00:10:18,435 ♪ Yeah, go run and tell your little girlfriend. ♪ 220 00:10:18,503 --> 00:10:21,872 ♪ I see you driving 'round town with the guy I love ♪ 221 00:10:21,940 --> 00:10:24,341 ♪ and I'm like, "Forget you!" ♪ 222 00:10:24,409 --> 00:10:26,109 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪ 223 00:10:26,177 --> 00:10:29,646 ♪ I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough. ♪ 224 00:10:29,714 --> 00:10:33,550 ♪ I'm like, "Forget you and forget him, too!" ♪ 225 00:10:33,618 --> 00:10:37,857 ♪ Said if I was richer I'd still be with ya. ♪ 226 00:10:37,858 --> 00:10:40,018 ♪ Huh, now ain't that some... ♪ 227 00:10:40,019 --> 00:10:40,928 ♪ Ain't that some... ♪ 228 00:10:40,929 --> 00:10:43,174 ♪ Although this pain's in my chest, ♪ 229 00:10:43,175 --> 00:10:47,494 ♪ I still wish you the best with a "Forget you!" ♪ 230 00:10:47,495 --> 00:10:48,964 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪ 231 00:10:48,965 --> 00:10:50,767 ♪ Now, baby, baby, baby... ♪ 232 00:10:50,835 --> 00:10:53,337 ♪ Why'd you wanna wanna hurt me so bad? ♪ 233 00:10:53,404 --> 00:10:56,874 ♪ So bad, so bad, so bad... ♪ 234 00:10:56,941 --> 00:10:58,375 ♪ I tried to tell my mama, ♪ 235 00:10:58,443 --> 00:11:01,411 ♪ but she told me, "This is one for your dad." ♪ 236 00:11:01,479 --> 00:11:02,713 ♪ Your dad... ♪ ♪ Yes, she did... ♪ 237 00:11:02,780 --> 00:11:04,982 ♪ Yes, she did... ♪ 238 00:11:05,049 --> 00:11:06,984 ♪ Why... ♪ ♪ Uhh... ♪ 239 00:11:07,051 --> 00:11:08,585 ♪ Why... ♪ ♪ Uhh... ♪ 240 00:11:08,653 --> 00:11:12,122 ♪ Why, baby, baby... ♪ 241 00:11:12,190 --> 00:11:14,057 ♪ Uhh... ♪ ♪ I love you. ♪ 242 00:11:14,125 --> 00:11:18,462 ♪ I still love you, hey! ♪ 243 00:11:18,530 --> 00:11:22,482 ♪ I see you driving 'round town with the guy I love ♪ 244 00:11:22,483 --> 00:11:25,295 ♪ and I'm like, "Forget you!" ♪ 245 00:11:25,296 --> 00:11:29,773 ♪ Forget you... ♪ ♪ I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough. ♪ 246 00:11:29,841 --> 00:11:33,677 ♪ I'm like, "Forget you, and forget him, too!" ♪ 247 00:11:33,745 --> 00:11:35,779 ♪ Oh, baby. ♪ ♪ I said, if I was richer ♪ 248 00:11:35,847 --> 00:11:38,419 ♪ I'd still be with ya. ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah... ♪ 249 00:11:38,420 --> 00:11:39,862 ♪ Oh, now ain't that some... ♪ 250 00:11:41,174 --> 00:11:43,451 ♪ Although there's pain in my chest, ♪ 251 00:11:43,452 --> 00:11:45,989 ♪ I still wish you the best ♪ ♪ Wish you the best... ♪ 252 00:11:46,057 --> 00:11:47,891 ♪ with a "Forget you!" ♪ 253 00:11:47,959 --> 00:11:49,726 ♪ Ooh-hoo, hoo, hoo. ♪ 254 00:11:54,810 --> 00:11:56,749 Let's go get some tacos! 255 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:57,926 Yeah! Yes! 256 00:11:59,863 --> 00:12:02,017 This is not up for discussion, fellas. 257 00:12:02,018 --> 00:12:05,883 You do not spray athlete's foot medicine 258 00:12:05,884 --> 00:12:09,213 in your teammates' eyes. Come on! 259 00:12:11,590 --> 00:12:12,935 Can I help you, Sue? 260 00:12:12,936 --> 00:12:15,269 Principal Sue, and I'm here to inform you 261 00:12:15,270 --> 00:12:17,300 that effective 4:00 P.M. today... 262 00:12:18,157 --> 00:12:21,479 The football team is officially... disbanded. 263 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:23,353 Well, if you're cutting the football team, 264 00:12:23,354 --> 00:12:25,554 who are your Cheerios! going to cheer for? 265 00:12:30,193 --> 00:12:33,762 I will get back to you on all of this later. 266 00:12:41,542 --> 00:12:42,284 No. 267 00:12:42,285 --> 00:12:44,201 Humiliation. 268 00:12:44,574 --> 00:12:46,460 Bested by the Beiste, 269 00:12:46,576 --> 00:12:49,778 less than 24 hours after my plan to replace all chairs 270 00:12:49,846 --> 00:12:52,268 in the school with sharp poles was thwarted... 271 00:12:52,269 --> 00:12:55,097 A resounding defeat in my war against sitting. 272 00:12:55,611 --> 00:12:57,529 Reality is, I'm a champion, 273 00:12:57,530 --> 00:13:01,186 and once I get power, I do not let it go. 274 00:13:01,590 --> 00:13:03,419 I need a cause. 275 00:13:08,772 --> 00:13:10,062 That's it. 276 00:13:11,134 --> 00:13:13,836 Becky, get your fanny in here, and bring your pad. 277 00:13:13,904 --> 00:13:15,346 Yes, Coach? 278 00:13:15,347 --> 00:13:16,831 Becky, take a memo. 279 00:13:17,574 --> 00:13:21,277 - I'm banning po-tater tots. - Outstanding. 280 00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:25,449 Mr. Shue, I'm so glad you're better. 281 00:13:25,450 --> 00:13:27,026 We can't win sectionals without you. 282 00:13:27,027 --> 00:13:29,790 Mike, I know. Now, I'm gonna run through a number here, 283 00:13:29,791 --> 00:13:31,614 and after a bit, I want you to join in, got it? 284 00:13:31,615 --> 00:13:33,199 - Got it. - All right. 285 00:13:34,424 --> 00:13:36,659 ♪ Though the world is full of a number of things, ♪ 286 00:13:36,726 --> 00:13:39,461 ♪ I'm sure we should all be as happy as... ♪ 287 00:13:39,529 --> 00:13:41,096 ♪ But are we? No. ♪ 288 00:13:41,164 --> 00:13:41,891 ♪ Definitely no. ♪ 289 00:13:41,892 --> 00:13:42,757 ♪ Positively no. ♪ 290 00:13:42,758 --> 00:13:44,771 ♪ Decidedly no. Uh-uh! ♪ 291 00:13:47,871 --> 00:13:50,072 ♪ Short people have long faces, ♪ 292 00:13:50,140 --> 00:13:51,774 ♪ and long people have short faces. ♪ 293 00:13:51,841 --> 00:13:53,075 ♪ Big people have little humor, ♪ 294 00:13:53,143 --> 00:13:55,277 ♪ and little people have no humor at all! ♪ 295 00:13:55,551 --> 00:13:57,688 ♪ And in the words of that immortal God, ♪ 296 00:13:57,689 --> 00:13:59,386 ♪ Samuel J. Snodgrass, ♪ 297 00:13:59,387 --> 00:14:02,551 ♪ as he was about to be lead to the guillotine... ♪ 298 00:14:02,619 --> 00:14:05,487 ♪ Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh. ♪ 299 00:14:05,555 --> 00:14:07,790 ♪ Don't you know everyone wants to laugh? ♪ 300 00:14:09,092 --> 00:14:12,161 ♪ My dad said, "Be an actor, my son." ♪ 301 00:14:12,229 --> 00:14:14,530 ♪ "But be a comical one." ♪ 302 00:14:14,598 --> 00:14:20,636 ♪ "They'll be standing in lines for those old honky-tonk monkeyshines." ♪ 303 00:14:20,646 --> 00:14:24,021 ♪ Now you could study Shakespeare and be quite elite, ♪ 304 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:27,042 ♪ and you can charm the critics and have nothin' to eat. ♪ 305 00:14:27,110 --> 00:14:30,145 ♪ Just slip on a banana peel, the world's at your feet. ♪ 306 00:14:30,213 --> 00:14:32,470 ♪ Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh. ♪ 307 00:14:32,471 --> 00:14:35,580 ♪ Make 'em... Make 'em laugh. ♪ 308 00:14:35,581 --> 00:14:38,487 ♪ Don't you know everyone wants to laugh? ♪ 309 00:14:38,702 --> 00:14:42,224 ♪ My grandpa said, "Go out and tell 'em a joke." ♪ 310 00:14:42,292 --> 00:14:44,502 ♪ "But give it plenty of hoke." ♪ 311 00:14:44,503 --> 00:14:47,620 ♪ Make 'em roar, make 'em scream. ♪ 312 00:14:47,621 --> 00:14:51,000 ♪ Take a fall, butt a wall, split a seam. ♪ 313 00:14:51,067 --> 00:14:53,702 ♪ You start off by pretending you're a dancer with grace. ♪ 314 00:14:53,770 --> 00:14:56,672 ♪ You wiggle till they're giggling all over the place. ♪ 315 00:14:56,740 --> 00:14:59,546 ♪ And then you get a great big custard pie in the face. ♪ 316 00:14:59,547 --> 00:15:02,886 ♪ Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh. ♪ 317 00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:29,569 ♪ Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh. ♪ 318 00:15:29,570 --> 00:15:32,782 ♪ Don't you know everyone wants to laugh? ♪ 319 00:15:32,783 --> 00:15:35,611 ♪ Ah ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha! ♪ 320 00:15:35,679 --> 00:15:38,847 ♪ Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! ♪ 321 00:15:38,915 --> 00:15:41,717 ♪ Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... ♪ 322 00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:43,762 ♪ Make 'em laugh! ♪ 323 00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:48,175 ♪ Make 'em laugh! ♪ 324 00:15:49,690 --> 00:15:52,478 ♪ Make em laugh! ♪ 325 00:15:54,196 --> 00:16:01,872 ♪ Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh! ♪ 326 00:16:06,275 --> 00:16:09,586 I don't understand who gave her the authority to take over Glee Club. 327 00:16:13,966 --> 00:16:15,070 What? 328 00:16:15,093 --> 00:16:17,877 I was doing a fine job of running Glee in your absence, 329 00:16:17,878 --> 00:16:20,456 and then Kurt, jealous, asked her to take over. 330 00:16:20,523 --> 00:16:22,725 I'm not too worried about it, Rachel. 331 00:16:25,261 --> 00:16:27,318 I really appreciate your concern, but... 332 00:16:28,576 --> 00:16:30,966 I'm not worried about someone coming in and usurping me. 333 00:16:31,034 --> 00:16:34,503 - You kids love me. - Sue doesn't. 334 00:16:34,571 --> 00:16:35,680 You know what's so nice, 335 00:16:35,681 --> 00:16:37,800 is having someone fun at this school. 336 00:16:38,686 --> 00:16:40,946 - Mm. We're back. - Okay. 337 00:16:41,052 --> 00:16:43,127 Oh, Hoarders is great, but... 338 00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:44,864 Animal Hoarders is better. 339 00:16:46,904 --> 00:16:48,427 Hoarders and red wine. 340 00:16:48,428 --> 00:16:50,630 ♪ I'm buzzed! ♪ 341 00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:53,529 You have to get well, Mr. Schuester, 342 00:16:53,530 --> 00:16:55,872 because every day you're here, she's there, 343 00:16:55,873 --> 00:16:57,121 and it becomes more and more likely 344 00:16:57,122 --> 00:16:58,594 that she's going to start running the Glee Club, 345 00:16:58,595 --> 00:17:00,548 and you're going to become the substitute. 346 00:17:09,539 --> 00:17:11,507 Oh, we have to get there early on Friday. 347 00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:12,641 It's league night for little people, 348 00:17:12,709 --> 00:17:14,743 and they'll buy up all the small shoes if they get there first. 349 00:17:14,811 --> 00:17:15,922 Oh, I totally forgot. 350 00:17:15,923 --> 00:17:18,280 Greg Evigan is starring in Rent at the Community Playhouse, 351 00:17:18,281 --> 00:17:19,662 and Blaine got us tickets. 352 00:17:20,222 --> 00:17:22,004 "Us" as in all of us? 353 00:17:22,434 --> 00:17:24,253 I think he could only score two. 354 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:33,978 Wait. Where do you think you're going with those? 355 00:17:33,979 --> 00:17:35,356 Principal Sue banned the tots. 356 00:17:35,660 --> 00:17:37,027 She can't do that! 357 00:17:37,028 --> 00:17:38,814 They look like deep-fried deer poop. 358 00:17:38,815 --> 00:17:40,076 Take it up with Principal Sue. 359 00:17:43,879 --> 00:17:44,682 We'll get you some... Some... 360 00:17:44,683 --> 00:17:45,872 - Ugh! - Okay. 361 00:17:48,418 --> 00:17:49,681 Why did you take away our tots? 362 00:17:49,682 --> 00:17:51,285 You don't have an appointment. 363 00:17:53,081 --> 00:17:54,146 Jackee, 364 00:17:54,147 --> 00:17:57,443 I am like my idol, Richard Milhous Nixon. 365 00:17:57,526 --> 00:18:00,422 Regarded in his time as petty, corrupt and venal, 366 00:18:00,490 --> 00:18:03,992 he actually always had the best interests of his people in mind. 367 00:18:04,060 --> 00:18:06,762 And also like Richard Nixon, I'm obliged to inform you 368 00:18:06,830 --> 00:18:08,597 that this conversation is being recorded. 369 00:18:08,665 --> 00:18:10,666 I want my tots. 370 00:18:10,733 --> 00:18:13,469 Nutrition is abysmal at this school. 371 00:18:14,002 --> 00:18:14,880 You know what this is? 372 00:18:14,881 --> 00:18:16,641 - Toilet brush. - It's broccoli. 373 00:18:16,642 --> 00:18:19,033 When I showed this to Brittany earlier, she began to whimper, 374 00:18:19,034 --> 00:18:22,704 thinking I had cut down a small tree where a family of gummy bears lived. 375 00:18:23,016 --> 00:18:25,447 I am declaring a war on junk food. 376 00:18:25,515 --> 00:18:27,683 I'm getting my tots back. 377 00:18:29,552 --> 00:18:31,220 Becky, that can't happen again. 378 00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:33,248 Keep 'em out. 379 00:18:33,249 --> 00:18:34,944 Roger that. Thank you, Coach. 380 00:18:37,677 --> 00:18:39,799 - Hey, Rachel. - Hello, Miss Holliday. 381 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:40,508 I'd like you to know 382 00:18:40,509 --> 00:18:42,531 that I have a very severe bruise on my right buttocks 383 00:18:42,532 --> 00:18:44,741 from your game of gangsta rap musical chairs. 384 00:18:44,742 --> 00:18:47,388 I'll be going on record with the school nurse later today. 385 00:18:47,389 --> 00:18:49,663 Rachel, you suck. 386 00:18:49,779 --> 00:18:52,495 Oh, my God, you're like a total drag. 387 00:18:52,496 --> 00:18:54,546 - Has anyone ever told you that? - I have. 388 00:18:54,547 --> 00:18:55,944 Oh, Puckerman, here are the answers 389 00:18:55,945 --> 00:18:58,000 to the pop quiz I'll be giving in Spanish class later. 390 00:18:58,001 --> 00:18:59,856 It is so boring in there. 391 00:18:59,857 --> 00:19:01,560 - Thanks, Miss H. - Righteous. 392 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:05,629 You know what? Maybe I should be more like you. 393 00:19:05,630 --> 00:19:08,123 All fun, and just forget about the consequences. 394 00:19:08,124 --> 00:19:09,562 Well, frankly, yes, you should. 395 00:19:09,563 --> 00:19:10,791 I mean, at least sometimes. 396 00:19:10,792 --> 00:19:12,456 When was the last time that you did something 397 00:19:12,457 --> 00:19:14,457 just because you thought it would be a blast? 398 00:19:14,838 --> 00:19:16,126 Take Glee Club. 399 00:19:16,550 --> 00:19:18,537 I mean, you have all these great ideas. 400 00:19:18,538 --> 00:19:20,562 When is the last time you actually did one of them? 401 00:19:20,563 --> 00:19:23,504 Mr. Shue can be a little tight-fisted with song selection, but 402 00:19:23,505 --> 00:19:25,894 I would like to do something a little bit more upbeat 403 00:19:25,895 --> 00:19:27,977 and glamorous with a good dance beat. 404 00:19:27,978 --> 00:19:30,582 Sounds reasonable to me. Have you asked? 405 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:33,273 Mr. Shuester, I want to do more of an upbeat, 406 00:19:33,274 --> 00:19:35,472 glamorous song with a really good dance beat. 407 00:19:35,473 --> 00:19:37,745 No, but I have good news. 408 00:19:37,903 --> 00:19:40,051 I found a Journey song we haven't done yet. 409 00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:42,420 Rachel, I used to be just like you, 410 00:19:42,421 --> 00:19:45,212 trying to get everything so right, hanging on so tight. 411 00:19:45,338 --> 00:19:46,266 What happened? 412 00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:48,671 I got punched in the face. Anyway, 413 00:19:48,672 --> 00:19:49,899 why don't you let me know the name 414 00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:52,603 of this upbeat, glamorous song with the nice dance beat, 415 00:19:52,604 --> 00:19:56,057 because, hot stuff, you are doing it in Glee Club. 416 00:19:56,058 --> 00:19:58,824 I kind of need a partner to do the song I wanted. 417 00:19:58,825 --> 00:20:00,723 I thought you'd never ask. 418 00:20:00,892 --> 00:20:02,419 That's kind of my catch phrase. 419 00:20:04,428 --> 00:20:05,631 So... 420 00:20:06,064 --> 00:20:07,300 What meds are you on? 421 00:20:07,778 --> 00:20:12,059 Um, antidepressants and anti-anxiety when I need them. 422 00:20:15,585 --> 00:20:16,671 Are you happy? 423 00:20:17,219 --> 00:20:20,554 You know, I think I feel like for the first time maybe I could be happy. 424 00:20:21,746 --> 00:20:22,948 How about you? 425 00:20:23,824 --> 00:20:24,947 - Happy? - Yeah. 426 00:20:27,001 --> 00:20:28,278 If I'm gonna be honest, 427 00:20:28,742 --> 00:20:29,944 no. 428 00:20:31,068 --> 00:20:33,589 I still feel like I'm searching for something. 429 00:20:33,590 --> 00:20:35,744 Here. Some more. 430 00:20:37,054 --> 00:20:39,394 - There... - Thanks, Terri. 431 00:20:41,294 --> 00:20:43,861 - Baby likes his soup. - Oh. 432 00:20:43,929 --> 00:20:46,347 You know, I remember something else that baby loves a lot. 433 00:20:51,402 --> 00:20:52,368 Okay. 434 00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:58,899 Rubbing menthol. 435 00:21:00,247 --> 00:21:02,449 - I love that stuff. - I know you do. 436 00:21:02,450 --> 00:21:04,972 Take your shirt off, lie on your stomach. Come on. 437 00:21:06,363 --> 00:21:07,649 What? I'm not going to kill you. 438 00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:11,817 - It'll make you feel better. - All right. 439 00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:14,708 Here. 440 00:21:19,951 --> 00:21:21,454 - Oh... - Mm-hmm. 441 00:21:34,705 --> 00:21:35,843 Don't. 442 00:21:36,136 --> 00:21:37,230 Don't. 443 00:21:37,592 --> 00:21:39,012 I don't want to get you sick. 444 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:41,972 I don't care. 445 00:21:55,202 --> 00:21:56,693 Look at this crap. 446 00:21:56,694 --> 00:21:57,971 Foam fish sticks? 447 00:21:58,146 --> 00:22:00,848 Principal Sylvester's only serving predigested food now 448 00:22:00,915 --> 00:22:02,282 to give us more energy. 449 00:22:02,350 --> 00:22:04,051 I mean, do I look like a damn baby bird? 450 00:22:04,119 --> 00:22:05,886 Don't fret your culinary disappointments. 451 00:22:05,954 --> 00:22:07,121 I come bearing gifts. 452 00:22:07,188 --> 00:22:08,288 You brought tots? 453 00:22:08,356 --> 00:22:09,823 Better. I've set you up on a date. 454 00:22:09,891 --> 00:22:11,391 I get it. 455 00:22:11,459 --> 00:22:14,027 My new budding friendship with Blaine is making you feel left out, 456 00:22:14,095 --> 00:22:15,662 - jealous. - Who's the guy? 457 00:22:15,730 --> 00:22:17,390 Anthony Rashad. 458 00:22:20,769 --> 00:22:22,503 Why him? 459 00:22:22,570 --> 00:22:24,004 No reason. 460 00:22:24,072 --> 00:22:25,844 Oh, so it has nothing to do with the fact that he's one of 461 00:22:25,944 --> 00:22:27,714 the five black guys at this school? 462 00:22:28,267 --> 00:22:30,817 Uh, no, he is a wide receiver on the football team, 463 00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:33,013 he is very good-looking, 464 00:22:33,081 --> 00:22:35,616 and he is a member of the Black Student Union. 465 00:22:35,683 --> 00:22:37,017 Any non-black activities? 466 00:22:37,085 --> 00:22:39,820 I don't know... My Google search was a little... 467 00:22:39,888 --> 00:22:40,854 I can't take this anymore. 468 00:22:40,922 --> 00:22:42,890 Mercedes, trust me, love is just 469 00:22:42,957 --> 00:22:45,659 - around the corner. - What's up, homo? 470 00:22:45,727 --> 00:22:47,895 That's not what I'm talking about. 471 00:22:56,070 --> 00:22:57,271 Tots! 472 00:22:57,338 --> 00:22:58,572 Oh, my God! 473 00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:00,507 Tots! Tots! Tots! 474 00:23:00,575 --> 00:23:02,042 Tots! Tots! Tots! 475 00:23:02,110 --> 00:23:03,610 Tots! Tots! 476 00:23:03,678 --> 00:23:06,680 Tots! Tots! Tots! Tots! Tots! Tots! 477 00:23:06,748 --> 00:23:09,416 So the tot wars have begun, Becky. 478 00:23:09,484 --> 00:23:14,388 ♪ You can like the life you're living. ♪ 479 00:23:14,455 --> 00:23:18,492 ♪ You can live the life you like. ♪ 480 00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:24,498 ♪ You can even marry Harry, ♪ 481 00:23:24,566 --> 00:23:28,902 ♪ but mess around with Ike. ♪ 482 00:23:28,970 --> 00:23:30,938 ♪ And that's good! ♪ 483 00:23:31,005 --> 00:23:33,273 ♪ lsn't it grand? ♪ 484 00:23:33,341 --> 00:23:35,309 ♪ lsn't it great? ♪ 485 00:23:35,376 --> 00:23:37,744 ♪ lsn't it swell? ♪ 486 00:23:37,812 --> 00:23:40,180 ♪ lsn't it fun? ♪ 487 00:23:40,248 --> 00:23:41,548 ♪ lsn't it? ♪ 488 00:23:41,616 --> 00:23:46,720 ♪ But nothing stays. ♪ 489 00:23:46,788 --> 00:23:50,791 ♪ ln fifty years or so, ♪ 490 00:23:50,859 --> 00:23:54,928 ♪ it's gonna change, you know. ♪ 491 00:23:54,996 --> 00:24:07,574 ♪ But, oh, it's heaven nowadays. ♪ 492 00:25:11,940 --> 00:25:28,055 ♪ And all... that... jazz... ♪ 493 00:25:35,330 --> 00:25:36,630 Hey, buddy, 494 00:25:36,698 --> 00:25:38,332 You look terrible... You should be home in bed. 495 00:25:38,399 --> 00:25:39,866 There's no reason for you to be here. 496 00:25:39,934 --> 00:25:41,635 Well, the kids need me. 497 00:25:41,703 --> 00:25:44,171 No, literally, there's no reason for you to be here. 498 00:25:44,238 --> 00:25:46,974 The kids prefer the substitute, and so do I. 499 00:25:47,041 --> 00:25:48,542 I got to be honest with you, Will. 500 00:25:48,609 --> 00:25:50,477 A lot of it's the hair thing. 501 00:25:50,545 --> 00:25:53,146 In fact, right now I'm tempted to sell your scalp 502 00:25:53,214 --> 00:25:56,183 on the black market as a tiny, full-length shearling coat 503 00:25:56,250 --> 00:25:59,353 for only the most fashionable of premature babies. 504 00:25:59,420 --> 00:26:03,390 Oh... I long for the day when Figgins gets better and comes back. 505 00:26:03,458 --> 00:26:05,158 Well, that's not gonna happen. 506 00:26:05,226 --> 00:26:06,793 The school board has been just flooded 507 00:26:06,861 --> 00:26:09,963 with e-mails from parents thrilled with my tough stance 508 00:26:10,031 --> 00:26:11,565 on healthy teen lunches. 509 00:26:11,632 --> 00:26:13,300 Figgins has been fired, 510 00:26:13,368 --> 00:26:15,635 and I've been formally offered the position. 511 00:26:15,703 --> 00:26:20,640 So, why don't you go home, rest, watch some TV, die. 512 00:26:20,708 --> 00:26:23,010 It doesn't matter... 'Cause you know what? 513 00:26:23,077 --> 00:26:26,480 As my first official act as full-time principal, 514 00:26:26,547 --> 00:26:28,048 you are fired. 515 00:26:35,453 --> 00:26:37,365 I'm just saying that drunk people who get married to someone 516 00:26:37,366 --> 00:26:39,312 they met an hour ago by an Elvis impersonator... 517 00:26:39,313 --> 00:26:40,714 I mean, that's the bigger insult to marriage 518 00:26:40,715 --> 00:26:42,587 - than two gay guys getting hitched. - Totally. It's, like, 519 00:26:42,588 --> 00:26:45,426 if marriage is so sacred, they should just outlaw divorce. 520 00:26:45,427 --> 00:26:46,643 - Right? - Right. Right. 521 00:26:46,772 --> 00:26:47,721 What do you think, Mercedes? 522 00:26:47,722 --> 00:26:49,416 Oh, about, uh, "Don't ask, don't tell"? 523 00:26:49,417 --> 00:26:51,045 No, we're on Prop 8 now. 524 00:26:51,244 --> 00:26:53,912 - Totally for it. - Against it. 525 00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:55,213 Right. 526 00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:56,578 I'm sorry, I kind of just blanked out. 527 00:26:56,579 --> 00:26:58,180 Oh, don't apologize... We should talk about stuff 528 00:26:58,181 --> 00:26:59,751 that you're interested in, too. 529 00:26:59,819 --> 00:27:00,554 I know... Let's play a game. 530 00:27:00,555 --> 00:27:01,606 Okay, on the count of three, 531 00:27:01,607 --> 00:27:03,788 name your favorite 2010 Vogue cover. 532 00:27:03,856 --> 00:27:06,458 Okay, ready? One, two, three... 533 00:27:06,526 --> 00:27:08,560 - Marion Cotillard. Yes! - Marion Cotillard. Oh, my God, stop it! 534 00:27:08,628 --> 00:27:09,928 - Yes, I know. - She's amazing! 535 00:27:09,996 --> 00:27:11,396 - Amazing! - Amazing! 536 00:27:11,464 --> 00:27:13,198 - Amazing. - Gay! 537 00:27:13,266 --> 00:27:14,833 Gay! Gay. Gay, gay, gay. 538 00:27:14,901 --> 00:27:16,668 Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. 539 00:27:16,736 --> 00:27:19,738 Oh, my gosh, I open my mouth and a little purse falls out! 540 00:27:19,805 --> 00:27:20,605 That's so gay. 541 00:27:20,673 --> 00:27:21,973 How did that get in there? 542 00:27:22,041 --> 00:27:22,941 Mercedes? 543 00:27:24,571 --> 00:27:26,684 - Mercedes? - I was just talking 544 00:27:26,685 --> 00:27:29,307 about the Buckeyes... I'm a college football fan. 545 00:27:29,308 --> 00:27:32,447 - I like sports, too, you know. - Oh, way to break the stereotype. 546 00:27:32,515 --> 00:27:35,270 Excuse me. I know it's not on your menu, 547 00:27:35,271 --> 00:27:36,685 but I was wondering if you guys had... 548 00:27:36,752 --> 00:27:38,086 You want some tots? 549 00:27:38,154 --> 00:27:40,121 You kids must go to McKinley. 550 00:27:41,324 --> 00:27:44,526 So, what were we talking about? 551 00:27:44,593 --> 00:27:47,285 Has anyone read Patti Lupone's new book? 552 00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:54,226 - I'm kidding. Of course I have. - You scared me so much there. 553 00:27:54,227 --> 00:27:55,205 I know, I was... 554 00:27:56,708 --> 00:27:58,175 Nice job, band dudes. 555 00:27:58,243 --> 00:28:01,044 It feels like the sun is shining in here. 556 00:28:01,112 --> 00:28:02,713 And the body's still warm. 557 00:28:02,780 --> 00:28:05,115 Hi. I'm Will Schuester, 558 00:28:05,183 --> 00:28:07,484 and this is my choir room. 559 00:28:07,552 --> 00:28:09,453 I'm sorry we had to meet like this. 560 00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:12,437 The kids really love you. You must be a great teacher. 561 00:28:12,537 --> 00:28:14,409 You don't believe that... If you did, 562 00:28:14,410 --> 00:28:15,994 you wouldn't have taken my job so easily. 563 00:28:16,018 --> 00:28:17,586 Guys, you want to take five? 564 00:28:19,355 --> 00:28:21,490 Okay, you want to have this conversation, let's have it. 565 00:28:21,557 --> 00:28:23,825 You're a substitute... Of course you can... 566 00:28:23,893 --> 00:28:26,261 Paint murals and let the kids sing whatever they want. 567 00:28:26,329 --> 00:28:28,130 You're never around when they have to deal 568 00:28:28,197 --> 00:28:29,698 with the hangover of all that fun. 569 00:28:29,766 --> 00:28:32,868 16% of all high school students dropped out last year. 570 00:28:32,935 --> 00:28:35,670 We can't just expect them to sit up and pay attention. 571 00:28:35,738 --> 00:28:37,139 These kids feel special. 572 00:28:37,206 --> 00:28:39,908 They have a voice, and if we don't listen to it, 573 00:28:39,976 --> 00:28:41,309 they just tune us out. 574 00:28:41,377 --> 00:28:43,078 I give my kids a voice. 575 00:28:43,146 --> 00:28:44,913 I just don't let it run free. 576 00:28:44,981 --> 00:28:46,882 I'm the teacher... It's my job to know 577 00:28:46,949 --> 00:28:49,351 - more than they do. - Right, but you don't know more 578 00:28:49,419 --> 00:28:51,753 about what they care about the most... Themselves. 579 00:28:51,821 --> 00:28:55,023 These kids get bored, they change their Facebook status. 580 00:28:55,091 --> 00:28:57,511 They're entitled to have all of these emotions, 581 00:28:57,512 --> 00:29:00,228 and not only that, they're entitled for the world to care about them. 582 00:29:00,296 --> 00:29:01,763 That's what this generation is about. 583 00:29:01,831 --> 00:29:04,032 A great teacher is supposed to show them that 584 00:29:04,100 --> 00:29:05,901 there are other points of view besides their own. 585 00:29:05,968 --> 00:29:07,602 Okay, fine. What do you do when 586 00:29:07,670 --> 00:29:09,938 a kid does something really great in your class? 587 00:29:10,006 --> 00:29:12,974 - Praise them. - I tweet them about it right there and then, 588 00:29:13,042 --> 00:29:17,219 and for those thirty seconds, I know that that kid has a connection with me. 589 00:29:20,983 --> 00:29:23,840 Look, it's... a terrible economy, 590 00:29:23,841 --> 00:29:26,494 and good teaching jobs are hard enough to get, 591 00:29:26,495 --> 00:29:27,923 let alone one in the arts. 592 00:29:27,990 --> 00:29:29,658 I just... 593 00:29:29,725 --> 00:29:33,762 I'm sorry, but I... I can't turn this opportunity down. 594 00:29:44,006 --> 00:29:47,075 You want to tell Ms. Holliday why we're here? 595 00:29:47,143 --> 00:29:49,778 Remember when I asked to be excused from class? 596 00:29:49,846 --> 00:29:51,813 May I be excused? I'm gonna go shove some tots 597 00:29:51,881 --> 00:29:53,215 up the tailpipe of Coach Sylvester's car. 598 00:29:53,282 --> 00:29:55,250 Sure! 599 00:29:55,318 --> 00:29:57,953 I told her not to touch my tots. 600 00:29:58,020 --> 00:30:01,517 You did $17,000 worth of damage. 601 00:30:02,461 --> 00:30:05,794 I drive a very rare and desirable automobile, ladies. 602 00:30:05,862 --> 00:30:08,396 Prized by collectors for its peerless grace 603 00:30:08,464 --> 00:30:10,765 among vintage European sports cars, 604 00:30:10,833 --> 00:30:13,201 one out of seven in existence. 605 00:30:13,269 --> 00:30:15,403 The 1979 Lecar. 606 00:30:15,471 --> 00:30:16,872 You know how many hours it took 607 00:30:16,939 --> 00:30:19,307 to find a mechanic who even knew what a Lecar was? 608 00:30:19,375 --> 00:30:20,775 She's your student. 609 00:30:20,843 --> 00:30:23,178 I would love to hear what you suggest as punishment. 610 00:30:23,246 --> 00:30:26,381 I was gonna suggest clapping erasers, 611 00:30:26,449 --> 00:30:29,951 but you guys are mostly dry-erase here, so... 612 00:30:30,019 --> 00:30:32,521 You know what you might not find so funny, Mercedes, 613 00:30:32,588 --> 00:30:35,624 is that tampering with an automobile's exhaust is a felony. 614 00:30:35,691 --> 00:30:37,626 And you can rest assured that I 615 00:30:37,693 --> 00:30:40,829 and my attorney, Gloria Allred, will be pressing charges. 616 00:30:40,897 --> 00:30:42,264 So... 617 00:30:42,331 --> 00:30:44,332 Am I going to jail, or... 618 00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:45,667 - Undetermined. - Great. 619 00:30:45,735 --> 00:30:47,736 Get the hell out of my office. 620 00:30:52,708 --> 00:30:56,077 You have absolutely no idea what you're doing, do you? 621 00:30:57,246 --> 00:30:59,681 No. Not really. 622 00:30:59,749 --> 00:31:01,116 By the way, berets are out. 623 00:31:04,623 --> 00:31:06,924 Sorry for just coming over like this. 624 00:31:06,992 --> 00:31:09,660 I wanted to do this in person. 625 00:31:09,728 --> 00:31:12,063 Plus, I heard you have expensive beer. 626 00:31:12,131 --> 00:31:13,764 I'm glad you did. And I do. 627 00:31:15,501 --> 00:31:17,235 Look, I was out of line before... 628 00:31:17,302 --> 00:31:19,370 you have every right to teach however you want. 629 00:31:19,438 --> 00:31:21,572 And the fact is, the kids clearly love you. 630 00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:23,407 I'm a terrible teacher. 631 00:31:23,475 --> 00:31:25,877 Don't argue with me... I know I am. 632 00:31:27,179 --> 00:31:29,480 Today... 633 00:31:29,548 --> 00:31:31,649 Mercedes got in trouble 634 00:31:31,717 --> 00:31:34,185 for shoving tots up Sue Sylvester's tailpipe, 635 00:31:34,253 --> 00:31:36,521 and we were sitting in Sue's office, 636 00:31:36,588 --> 00:31:38,923 and Mercedes was looking at me like... 637 00:31:38,991 --> 00:31:41,159 And I just was totally lost. 638 00:31:41,226 --> 00:31:43,561 - What did... What did Sue do to her? - Whatever. I don't know. 639 00:31:43,629 --> 00:31:45,329 She, like, suspended her or whatever. 640 00:31:45,397 --> 00:31:47,064 Oh! See? 641 00:31:47,132 --> 00:31:49,066 God, I do that every time! 642 00:31:49,134 --> 00:31:52,203 As soon as things get serious, I retreat. 643 00:31:52,271 --> 00:31:56,007 God, I... I didn't used to be like this, you know? 644 00:31:56,074 --> 00:31:59,143 I...I... I was... more like you. 645 00:31:59,211 --> 00:32:01,212 Spaulding High School, ten years ago. 646 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:02,613 Good morning, class. 647 00:32:02,681 --> 00:32:04,282 I was subbing for a math teacher. 648 00:32:04,349 --> 00:32:06,284 The syllabus says that you're on algorithms, 649 00:32:06,351 --> 00:32:08,219 so let's start with some easy ones. 650 00:32:08,287 --> 00:32:09,954 Let's start with you kissing my ass! 651 00:32:10,022 --> 00:32:11,689 Her name was Cameo. 652 00:32:11,757 --> 00:32:13,691 She was like an attractive Biggie Smalls. 653 00:32:13,759 --> 00:32:15,626 - Okay, Miss... - Cameo. 654 00:32:15,694 --> 00:32:20,131 Miss Cameo, do you find that algorithms are hard for you to understand? 655 00:32:20,199 --> 00:32:21,599 Do you find my fist hard to understand? 656 00:32:21,667 --> 00:32:25,136 I have some really great tricks that make them very easy to learn. 657 00:32:25,204 --> 00:32:27,605 Tricks? What are you, some type of magician substitute? 658 00:32:27,673 --> 00:32:31,542 I'm a Christian, and that devil magic stuff offends me! 659 00:32:31,610 --> 00:32:32,710 Cameo! 660 00:32:32,778 --> 00:32:34,912 I woke up in an empty classroom. 661 00:32:34,980 --> 00:32:37,682 They'd stolen my Air Jordans. 662 00:32:37,749 --> 00:32:40,751 From that moment, I realized I got to keep things moving, 663 00:32:40,819 --> 00:32:42,787 I got to keep it mellow and fun. 664 00:32:42,854 --> 00:32:44,455 Yeah, to keep from getting your butt kicked. 665 00:32:44,523 --> 00:32:46,591 And I do, in all ways. 666 00:32:46,658 --> 00:32:49,727 I never sign more than a month-to-month lease. 667 00:32:49,795 --> 00:32:51,929 I only eat off paper plates. 668 00:32:51,997 --> 00:32:54,098 I live on one-night stands. 669 00:32:54,166 --> 00:32:57,969 Last year a guy asked me to marry him. I moved. 670 00:32:59,972 --> 00:33:03,207 Sounds... lonely. 671 00:33:05,744 --> 00:33:07,678 Yeah. 672 00:33:07,746 --> 00:33:10,248 Well... It works for me. 673 00:33:12,884 --> 00:33:14,719 But it doesn't work for those kids. 674 00:33:14,786 --> 00:33:15,987 I'm resigning. 675 00:33:20,192 --> 00:33:21,726 Wow, Will. 676 00:33:21,793 --> 00:33:23,494 - I mean, wow. - What are you doing here? 677 00:33:23,562 --> 00:33:24,662 You should've called. 678 00:33:24,730 --> 00:33:26,364 I brought you some more soup. 679 00:33:26,431 --> 00:33:27,665 But I guess baby's feeling 680 00:33:27,733 --> 00:33:31,402 a lot better if he's healthy enough to have a beer with a friend! 681 00:33:31,470 --> 00:33:33,004 No, no. I... 682 00:33:33,071 --> 00:33:35,039 Hi. I'm... I'm Holly Holliday. 683 00:33:35,107 --> 00:33:37,575 Are you a porn star or a drag queen? 684 00:33:37,643 --> 00:33:39,243 I'm Terri Schuester, Will's wife. 685 00:33:39,311 --> 00:33:42,280 Wow. Your wife's kind of a bitch. 686 00:33:42,347 --> 00:33:43,681 She's my ex-wife. 687 00:33:43,749 --> 00:33:45,750 And I have no idea what she's doing here. 688 00:33:45,817 --> 00:33:47,418 Do I have to remind you what went on here? 689 00:33:47,486 --> 00:33:48,986 Can we talk about this another time? 690 00:33:49,054 --> 00:33:50,688 Why, 'cause this is embarrassing in front of your new girlfriend? 691 00:33:50,756 --> 00:33:52,757 Where has she been the past two days, huh? 692 00:33:52,824 --> 00:33:54,458 Okay, I'm just gonna go home. 693 00:33:54,526 --> 00:33:56,193 No. 694 00:33:56,261 --> 00:33:57,862 I'm sorry, Terri. 695 00:33:57,929 --> 00:33:59,497 Last night was a mistake. 696 00:33:59,564 --> 00:34:01,866 I knew it as soon as it happened. 697 00:34:01,933 --> 00:34:05,369 I was lonely and... You were there. 698 00:34:05,437 --> 00:34:07,371 I... I am sorry. 699 00:34:09,341 --> 00:34:11,175 No, I'm... Honey, I'm sorry. 700 00:34:11,243 --> 00:34:12,576 I just... 701 00:34:12,644 --> 00:34:16,881 I'm really out of control right now, and... I'm gonna come back. 702 00:34:16,948 --> 00:34:18,316 Okay? 703 00:34:18,383 --> 00:34:19,784 - Terri. - Yeah? 704 00:34:19,851 --> 00:34:21,252 Don't. 705 00:34:22,587 --> 00:34:24,088 Don't come back. 706 00:34:24,156 --> 00:34:26,957 This is your last chance, Will. 707 00:34:28,393 --> 00:34:30,094 It's never gonna happen again. 708 00:34:30,162 --> 00:34:32,596 If I leave now, I'm never gonna come back. 709 00:34:34,733 --> 00:34:37,401 You're gonna regret this, Will. 710 00:34:37,469 --> 00:34:40,071 I swear to God, you're gonna regret this. 711 00:34:44,476 --> 00:34:46,577 Are you okay? 712 00:34:46,645 --> 00:34:49,847 Tell me again about this life with no consequences. 713 00:34:49,915 --> 00:34:51,582 It's kind of awesome. 714 00:34:54,682 --> 00:34:56,216 Psst! 715 00:34:56,814 --> 00:34:58,976 Look what I snuck in. 716 00:35:00,357 --> 00:35:02,083 My heart was racing. 717 00:35:02,516 --> 00:35:04,135 Are you out of your mind?! 718 00:35:04,136 --> 00:35:05,837 After what you did to Sue's Lecar? 719 00:35:05,905 --> 00:35:06,964 You're gonna end up in prison! 720 00:35:06,965 --> 00:35:09,474 So? You know what they have in prison. 721 00:35:09,542 --> 00:35:10,742 Tots. 722 00:35:10,810 --> 00:35:13,378 I'm not breaking it off with Blaine. 723 00:35:13,446 --> 00:35:14,613 I really like him. 724 00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:17,896 You are substituting food for love, Mercedes. 725 00:35:18,213 --> 00:35:21,637 And more importantly, you're substituting me for a boyfriend. 726 00:35:22,532 --> 00:35:24,493 Look at me. Two weeks ago, 727 00:35:24,494 --> 00:35:27,208 I thought there was no way I'd ever find someone like Blaine. 728 00:35:27,209 --> 00:35:28,437 And there he was. 729 00:35:28,505 --> 00:35:30,606 You will find somebody. 730 00:35:30,927 --> 00:35:32,260 But until then, 731 00:35:32,328 --> 00:35:34,596 you just got to take care of yourself. 732 00:35:34,664 --> 00:35:37,098 And treat yourself with a little respect. 733 00:35:38,701 --> 00:35:40,235 You're right. 734 00:35:40,303 --> 00:35:42,337 I got to go. 735 00:35:42,405 --> 00:35:43,738 Where? 736 00:35:43,806 --> 00:35:46,308 I'm gonna go talk to that Anthony kid. 737 00:35:46,375 --> 00:35:49,811 First time I saw him, I thought he was kind of cute. 738 00:35:49,879 --> 00:35:52,080 Maybe we have a shot. 739 00:35:53,716 --> 00:35:55,350 Question for you. 740 00:35:55,418 --> 00:35:57,519 You tell anyone else what happened? 741 00:35:57,587 --> 00:36:00,021 How you... You kissed me? 742 00:36:00,089 --> 00:36:02,991 You kissed me, Karofsky, and I understand 743 00:36:03,059 --> 00:36:04,931 how hard this is for you to deal with, 744 00:36:04,932 --> 00:36:06,361 so no, I haven't told anyone. 745 00:36:06,429 --> 00:36:08,597 Good. You keep it that way. 746 00:36:08,664 --> 00:36:10,565 'Cause if you do, 747 00:36:10,633 --> 00:36:13,168 I'm gonna kill you. 748 00:36:23,230 --> 00:36:26,547 So I guess this is where I grovel to try to get my job back. 749 00:36:26,548 --> 00:36:28,782 No groveling necessary, William. 750 00:36:28,850 --> 00:36:31,018 I'm returning you to your position. 751 00:36:31,085 --> 00:36:33,687 You know, one of the marks of a successful leader 752 00:36:33,755 --> 00:36:35,355 is appointing trusted lieutenants, 753 00:36:35,423 --> 00:36:38,824 and Ms. Holliday was clearly not up to the job. 754 00:36:40,037 --> 00:36:42,205 You irritate me, William. 755 00:36:42,273 --> 00:36:45,575 You make the under-flaps of my breasts burn, 756 00:36:45,643 --> 00:36:47,744 like when I used to rub them with poison sumac. 757 00:36:47,811 --> 00:36:49,412 But your kids sure love you, 758 00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:51,915 as evinced by the amount of treacly blubbering 759 00:36:51,982 --> 00:36:54,117 I had to sit through. 760 00:36:54,185 --> 00:36:56,286 Mr. Shue's the only teacher at this school who asks you 761 00:36:56,353 --> 00:36:58,288 how you're doing and actually wants to hear an answer. 762 00:36:58,355 --> 00:37:01,558 Mr. Shue's the only teacher at this school that ever really touched me. 763 00:37:01,625 --> 00:37:02,792 Besides Mr. Ryerson. 764 00:37:02,860 --> 00:37:04,894 He taught me how to tie my shoelaces. 765 00:37:04,962 --> 00:37:07,564 I used to think that I was the best thing that happened to this school, but... 766 00:37:07,631 --> 00:37:09,399 I was wrong. 767 00:37:09,466 --> 00:37:11,367 Mr. Schuester is. 768 00:37:11,435 --> 00:37:13,703 Mr. Shue taught me the second half of the alphabet. 769 00:37:13,771 --> 00:37:15,905 I stopped after "M" and "N." 770 00:37:15,973 --> 00:37:18,841 I felt they were too similar and got frustrated. 771 00:37:18,909 --> 00:37:22,412 You know, William, one thing I learned in my time as President... 772 00:37:22,479 --> 00:37:24,914 - Principal. - You can't force public opinion. 773 00:37:24,982 --> 00:37:26,916 I pardoned you. 774 00:37:26,984 --> 00:37:29,152 Sometimes you got to give the inmates what they want. 775 00:37:29,220 --> 00:37:31,054 You throw 'em a comb, and hope they stop 776 00:37:31,121 --> 00:37:33,523 beating each other long enough to whittle it into a shiv. 777 00:37:35,693 --> 00:37:37,393 Well, I am relieved. 778 00:37:37,461 --> 00:37:39,362 I sort of thought I'd been replaced. 779 00:37:39,430 --> 00:37:41,064 Aw, shut your gash, Nancy. 780 00:37:42,399 --> 00:37:45,071 And as a condition of my not pressing charges, 781 00:37:45,095 --> 00:37:48,471 your Glee Club will return my Lecar to mint condition. 782 00:37:48,539 --> 00:37:51,641 I suggest selling yourself on Craigslist under the heading 783 00:37:51,709 --> 00:37:53,776 of "Men seeking men with butt-chins." 784 00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:05,755 All right, all right, thank you very much, guys. 785 00:38:05,823 --> 00:38:08,191 Please, please, sit down. Just... 786 00:38:08,259 --> 00:38:09,559 Thank you... 787 00:38:09,627 --> 00:38:12,128 For that and... And for all the kind words 788 00:38:12,196 --> 00:38:13,663 you said about me to Sue. 789 00:38:15,266 --> 00:38:16,866 The feelings are mutual. 790 00:38:16,934 --> 00:38:18,635 Now, we got to get crackin', though. 791 00:38:18,702 --> 00:38:20,803 We lost a few days there, and it's all gonna be 792 00:38:20,871 --> 00:38:22,505 about focus and hard work for the next 793 00:38:22,573 --> 00:38:24,574 - couple of days. - I guess Ms. Holliday really is gone. 794 00:38:24,642 --> 00:38:26,743 I know you guys liked her, and she was a lot of fun, 795 00:38:26,810 --> 00:38:28,745 but she and I both agreed that this is what was best. 796 00:38:28,812 --> 00:38:29,794 Don't get us wrong, Mr. Shue, 797 00:38:29,795 --> 00:38:31,014 we always wanted you as our teacher. 798 00:38:31,081 --> 00:38:32,849 She was just kind of a nice break. 799 00:38:32,916 --> 00:38:33,750 She did loosen us up. 800 00:38:33,751 --> 00:38:35,618 And she actually had some good ideas for a sub. 801 00:38:35,686 --> 00:38:37,820 Yeah. I get it. 802 00:38:37,888 --> 00:38:39,589 And maybe we can, uh, incorporate those... 803 00:38:39,657 --> 00:38:41,124 after sectionals. 804 00:38:41,191 --> 00:38:43,226 Now, when I'm sick, 805 00:38:43,294 --> 00:38:45,061 there is only one thing that makes me feel better. 806 00:38:45,129 --> 00:38:46,496 Gin and juice. 807 00:38:46,563 --> 00:38:49,065 No. Singin' in the Rain. 808 00:38:49,133 --> 00:38:51,968 I must've watched it, like, ten times over the past three days. 809 00:38:52,036 --> 00:38:53,555 It's actually what inspired me to try this out 810 00:38:53,556 --> 00:38:55,805 as a contender for our first song at sectionals. 811 00:38:55,873 --> 00:38:57,240 When is the song from? 812 00:38:57,308 --> 00:38:59,542 Well, the movie opened in 1952. 813 00:39:01,045 --> 00:39:02,679 But... But... But it's... But it's really timeless. 814 00:39:06,917 --> 00:39:09,852 Mary Todd Lincoln in the house! 815 00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:12,689 My husband was probably gay, and I'm bipolar, 816 00:39:12,756 --> 00:39:14,390 which makes me yell things like... 817 00:39:14,458 --> 00:39:17,727 "That teapot's spreading lies about me!" 818 00:39:17,795 --> 00:39:21,518 Or... "That can't be my baby, because I don't love it!" 819 00:39:22,599 --> 00:39:24,934 Ms. Holliday, can I talk to you for a sec? 820 00:39:25,002 --> 00:39:26,476 Sure. 821 00:39:26,677 --> 00:39:28,571 Guys, practice your bipolar rants, okay? 822 00:39:28,639 --> 00:39:31,441 See? History can be fun! 823 00:39:31,508 --> 00:39:33,443 How are you holding up? 824 00:39:33,510 --> 00:39:34,677 Okay. 825 00:39:34,745 --> 00:39:37,309 I'm back to my itinerant ways, I guess. 826 00:39:38,415 --> 00:39:40,283 I do miss Glee Club, though. 827 00:39:40,351 --> 00:39:42,085 Well, as much as the kids like me, 828 00:39:42,152 --> 00:39:43,720 they sure do miss you. 829 00:39:43,787 --> 00:39:45,488 Which is why next time I'm sick, 830 00:39:45,556 --> 00:39:47,090 I'm requesting you as the Glee sub. 831 00:39:47,157 --> 00:39:49,058 Really? 832 00:39:49,126 --> 00:39:51,494 Mr. Schuester, that's so nice of you. 833 00:39:51,562 --> 00:39:54,797 It would be nice to feel like a part of something, you know? 834 00:39:54,865 --> 00:39:57,166 I know. 835 00:39:57,234 --> 00:40:00,303 I actually need your help with something else, though. 836 00:40:00,371 --> 00:40:03,110 See, I've been dying to do Singin' in the Rain 837 00:40:03,122 --> 00:40:05,341 with the kids, show them how great it is, 838 00:40:05,409 --> 00:40:07,810 - but they're convinced it's too old-fashioned. - Mm. 839 00:40:07,878 --> 00:40:11,614 Would you mind helping me make it a little more... modern? 840 00:40:13,350 --> 00:40:15,651 I thought you'd never ask. 841 00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:18,187 ♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh. ♪ 842 00:40:18,255 --> 00:40:20,022 ♪ Yeah! Holly! ♪ ♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh. ♪ 843 00:40:20,090 --> 00:40:21,824 ♪ Good girl gone bad. ♪ 844 00:40:21,892 --> 00:40:24,193 ♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh. ♪ ♪ Take three. ♪ 845 00:40:24,261 --> 00:40:26,062 ♪ Action! Go! ♪ ♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh. ♪ 846 00:40:26,130 --> 00:40:27,397 ♪ You have my heart, ♪ 847 00:40:27,464 --> 00:40:30,767 ♪ and we'll never be worlds apart. ♪ 848 00:40:30,834 --> 00:40:32,902 ♪ Maybe in magazines, ♪ 849 00:40:32,970 --> 00:40:35,671 ♪ But you'll still be my star, ♪ 850 00:40:35,739 --> 00:40:38,808 ♪ baby, 'cause in the dark ♪ 851 00:40:38,876 --> 00:40:41,544 ♪ you can't see shiny cars. ♪ 852 00:40:41,612 --> 00:40:43,713 ♪ And that's when you'll need me there. ♪ 853 00:40:43,781 --> 00:40:46,983 ♪ With you, I'll always share. ♪ 854 00:40:47,050 --> 00:40:50,119 ♪ 'Cause I'm... ♪ ♪ I'm singin' in the rain. ♪ 855 00:40:50,187 --> 00:40:52,355 ♪ We'll shine together. ♪ ♪ Just singin' in the rain. ♪ 856 00:40:52,423 --> 00:40:56,192 ♪ What a glorious feelin'. ♪ ♪ Be here forever. ♪ 857 00:40:56,260 --> 00:40:58,928 ♪ I'm happy again. ♪ ♪ Be your friend. ♪ 858 00:40:58,996 --> 00:41:01,264 ♪ Stick it out till the end. ♪ ♪ I'm laughing at clouds. ♪ 859 00:41:01,331 --> 00:41:03,065 ♪ More than ever. ♪ ♪ So dark up above. ♪ 860 00:41:03,133 --> 00:41:04,734 ♪ Still have each other. ♪ ♪ I'm singin'... ♪ 861 00:41:04,802 --> 00:41:07,537 ♪ Singin' in the rain. ♪ 862 00:41:07,604 --> 00:41:13,318 ♪ You can stand under my umbrella, ella, ella, ay, ay, ay... ♪ 863 00:41:13,342 --> 00:41:17,079 ♪ Under my umbrella, ella, ella... ♪ 864 00:41:17,147 --> 00:41:20,016 ♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay... ♪ 865 00:41:20,083 --> 00:41:21,617 ♪ These fancy things ♪ 866 00:41:21,685 --> 00:41:23,686 ♪ will never come in between. ♪ 867 00:41:23,754 --> 00:41:26,856 ♪ You're part of my entity. ♪ 868 00:41:26,924 --> 00:41:30,293 ♪ Here for infinity. ♪ 869 00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:33,062 ♪ When the world has took its part, ♪ 870 00:41:33,130 --> 00:41:35,331 ♪ when the world has dealt its cards, ♪ 871 00:41:35,399 --> 00:41:37,934 ♪ lf the hand is hard, ♪ 872 00:41:38,001 --> 00:41:41,437 ♪ together we'll mend your heart. ♪ 873 00:41:41,505 --> 00:41:43,940 ♪ 'Cause I'm singin' in the rain. ♪ 874 00:41:44,007 --> 00:41:46,442 ♪ We'll shine together. ♪ ♪ Just singin' in the rain. ♪ 875 00:41:46,457 --> 00:41:49,545 ♪ What a glorious feelin'. ♪ ♪ Be here forever. ♪ 876 00:41:49,563 --> 00:41:52,897 ♪ I'm happy again. ♪ ♪ Stick it out till the end. ♪ 877 00:41:52,908 --> 00:41:57,077 ♪ I'm laughing at clouds. So dark up above. ♪ ♪ More than ever. ♪ 878 00:41:57,094 --> 00:42:01,350 ♪ Still have each other. ♪ ♪ I'm singin'... Singin' in the rain. ♪ 879 00:42:01,374 --> 00:42:05,425 ♪ You can stand under my umbrella, ella, ella... ♪ 880 00:42:05,442 --> 00:42:09,933 ♪ Ay, ay, ay. Under my umbrella, ella, ella... ♪ ♪ Just singin' in the rain. I'm singin'. ♪ 881 00:42:09,956 --> 00:42:13,836 ♪ Singin' in the rain. ♪ ♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay... ♪ 882 00:42:13,833 --> 00:42:18,441 ♪ It's rainin', rainin'. Ooh, babe, it's rainin', rainin'. ♪ 883 00:42:18,463 --> 00:42:21,774 ♪ Baby, come here to me. ♪ 884 00:42:21,786 --> 00:42:24,792 ♪ Come here to me. ♪ 885 00:42:24,804 --> 00:42:29,947 ♪ I'm singin' in the rain. Just singin' in the rain. ♪ ♪ Oh, babe, it's rainin', rainin'. ♪ 886 00:42:29,962 --> 00:42:32,557 ♪ Come here to me. ♪ ♪ The sun's in my heart, ♪ 887 00:42:32,568 --> 00:42:36,420 ♪ and I'm ready for love. ♪ ♪ My umbrella... ♪ 888 00:42:36,443 --> 00:42:39,094 ♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay... My umbrella... ♪ 889 00:42:39,118 --> 00:42:41,818 ♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay... My umbrella... ♪ 890 00:42:41,830 --> 00:42:44,589 ♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay... My umbrella... ♪