1 00:00:02,622 --> 00:00:04,557 ♪ Two... two, three... ♪ 2 00:00:17,664 --> 00:00:20,533 It's the Futurama holiday spectacular, 3 00:00:20,601 --> 00:00:22,144 brought to you by... 4 00:00:22,154 --> 00:00:24,475 Gunderson's unshelled nuts! 5 00:00:25,645 --> 00:00:27,801 Ah, the Xmas season. 6 00:00:27,811 --> 00:00:29,912 Who wants a delicious unshelled nut? 7 00:00:29,922 --> 00:00:31,153 Ooh, I'll have one! 8 00:00:35,227 --> 00:00:36,845 Mmm! Mmm! 9 00:00:37,355 --> 00:00:39,282 It's nut so good! 10 00:00:41,104 --> 00:00:42,493 What's wrong, Fry? 11 00:00:42,503 --> 00:00:44,719 Are you regretting another wasted year? 12 00:00:44,729 --> 00:00:47,360 I don't know. Something about Xmas 13 00:00:47,370 --> 00:00:49,047 just doesn't feel like Christmas. 14 00:00:50,491 --> 00:00:51,933 Santa's coming! 15 00:00:52,232 --> 00:00:53,886 Initiate defenses! 16 00:00:53,896 --> 00:01:02,848 Synch by mezzi@ITASA www.addic7ed.com 17 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:06,273 God rest ye merry gentlemen... 18 00:01:06,370 --> 00:01:08,393 in peace. 19 00:01:12,387 --> 00:01:14,244 Can someone please explain 20 00:01:14,254 --> 00:01:16,504 how you celebrate this crazy holiday? 21 00:01:16,663 --> 00:01:17,956 Preferably in song? 22 00:01:19,918 --> 00:01:23,024 ♪ It's the violent-est season of the year. ♪ 23 00:01:23,763 --> 00:01:25,980 ♪ And Krinklebot has come dispensing mugs ♪ 24 00:01:25,990 --> 00:01:27,282 ♪ of Xmas fear. ♪ 25 00:01:27,292 --> 00:01:28,751 ♪ Sugarplummy visions ♪ 26 00:01:28,761 --> 00:01:30,470 ♪ will be dancing in your head ♪ 27 00:01:30,537 --> 00:01:32,314 ♪ when I cane you from the comfort ♪ 28 00:01:32,324 --> 00:01:33,924 - ♪ of my sled. ♪ - Ow! 29 00:01:34,329 --> 00:01:37,364 ♪ On Xmas Eve, we don our gay apparel ♪ 30 00:01:38,076 --> 00:01:39,345 ♪ kevlar vests ♪ 31 00:01:39,355 --> 00:01:41,348 ♪ asbestos stockings and a barrel. ♪ 32 00:01:41,358 --> 00:01:43,049 ♪ And if grandma's Xmas fruitcake ♪ 33 00:01:43,059 --> 00:01:44,775 ♪ finally reaches critical mass ♪ 34 00:01:44,785 --> 00:01:46,082 ♪ it can be re-gifted ♪ 35 00:01:46,092 --> 00:01:47,675 ♪ straight to Santa's ass. ♪ 36 00:01:49,927 --> 00:01:51,889 ♪ But the ornamental armaments ♪ 37 00:01:51,899 --> 00:01:53,693 ♪ are merely superficial ♪ 38 00:01:53,703 --> 00:01:57,026 ♪ the tinsel and the trappings are just icing on the missile. ♪ 39 00:01:57,036 --> 00:01:58,645 ♪ The one thing that you need ♪ 40 00:01:58,655 --> 00:02:01,540 ♪ to make your Xmas day splendiferous ♪ 41 00:02:01,550 --> 00:02:02,842 ♪ is a pine tree ♪ 42 00:02:02,852 --> 00:02:05,243 ♪ a pine tree that's coniferous. ♪ 43 00:02:06,140 --> 00:02:09,317 ♪ We have to have a pine tree that's coniferous! ♪ 44 00:02:10,513 --> 00:02:12,078 You're welcome! 45 00:02:12,146 --> 00:02:14,447 You know, Santa may have killed Scruffy, 46 00:02:14,515 --> 00:02:16,616 but he makes a good point. 47 00:02:16,683 --> 00:02:19,381 What we need is an old-fashioned pine tree! 48 00:02:19,391 --> 00:02:20,604 Cram it, Virginia! 49 00:02:20,614 --> 00:02:24,190 Pine trees have been extinct for over 800 years. 50 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:25,224 Professor, 51 00:02:25,292 --> 00:02:26,459 maybe there's some way 52 00:02:26,527 --> 00:02:28,528 to bring the pine trees back to life. 53 00:02:28,595 --> 00:02:30,414 Like we did with the barking snakes. 54 00:02:32,157 --> 00:02:33,900 Pine trees aren't barking snakes! 55 00:02:33,967 --> 00:02:37,270 They won't just turn up in a salad at olive garden. 56 00:02:37,337 --> 00:02:38,804 But there is one hope, 57 00:02:38,872 --> 00:02:41,908 and, as usual, it's Norwegian. 58 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:51,617 Ooh! Whoa! Oh! Whoa...! 59 00:02:55,522 --> 00:02:56,989 Behold! 60 00:02:57,057 --> 00:03:00,259 The Svalbard global seed vault! 61 00:03:00,327 --> 00:03:03,196 Since 2008, the vault has preserved seeds 62 00:03:03,263 --> 00:03:05,631 of every known plant species, 63 00:03:05,699 --> 00:03:06,866 in case of extinction. 64 00:03:06,934 --> 00:03:09,068 And I brought a few seeds of my own. 65 00:03:11,205 --> 00:03:12,471 Halt! Wh... what's your business 66 00:03:12,539 --> 00:03:14,840 pokey-pokin' about de seed vault, uh, 67 00:03:14,908 --> 00:03:17,610 guardian of mankind's precious botanical heritage dere? 68 00:03:17,678 --> 00:03:20,746 We just want to come in and rummage about a bit. 69 00:03:20,814 --> 00:03:23,115 Oh. So... okay. 70 00:03:24,218 --> 00:03:26,152 Yo, Abba, what's that next-door? 71 00:03:27,821 --> 00:03:30,256 Oh, dat's de germ warfare repository. 72 00:03:30,324 --> 00:03:31,624 It's so close. 73 00:03:31,692 --> 00:03:34,227 Is there any chance of cross-contamination? 74 00:03:35,095 --> 00:03:36,729 No. 75 00:03:38,332 --> 00:03:40,233 Now, your pine trees were all chopped down 76 00:03:40,300 --> 00:03:41,634 to make emergency toilet paper 77 00:03:41,702 --> 00:03:42,935 during the 50-year squirts. 78 00:03:43,003 --> 00:03:44,770 Lucky de seeds have been preserved here 79 00:03:44,838 --> 00:03:46,239 in de vault dere. 80 00:03:46,306 --> 00:03:47,707 What's that splork on them? 81 00:03:47,774 --> 00:03:50,243 It's not germs, is it? 82 00:03:50,310 --> 00:03:51,477 No. 83 00:04:03,290 --> 00:04:05,858 Now, that's a tree worth chopping down. 84 00:04:05,926 --> 00:04:06,926 Indeed! 85 00:04:06,994 --> 00:04:08,394 It's a loverly tree! 86 00:04:08,462 --> 00:04:11,797 'Twill truly be my finest Xmas Ev... 87 00:04:11,865 --> 00:04:12,932 Oh! 88 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,300 Arooo! 89 00:04:14,368 --> 00:04:16,335 That's at my poll numbers need... 90 00:04:16,403 --> 00:04:19,705 Happy voters enjoying some holiday cheer. 91 00:04:19,773 --> 00:04:24,377 As your vice president, I order you to steal that tree. 92 00:04:25,379 --> 00:04:27,446 My fellow earthicans, 93 00:04:27,514 --> 00:04:30,850 welcome to the annual White House Xmas tree lighting, 94 00:04:30,917 --> 00:04:32,551 brought to you by... 95 00:04:32,619 --> 00:04:34,387 Gunderson's nuts! 96 00:04:47,734 --> 00:04:48,834 Oh, no! 97 00:04:48,902 --> 00:04:50,770 Could the seed have been contaminated 98 00:04:50,837 --> 00:04:53,005 by a virus from the germ vault? 99 00:04:53,073 --> 00:04:54,740 Uh, yeah, I suppose. 100 00:04:54,808 --> 00:04:56,709 Wait! This could be a good thing. 101 00:04:56,777 --> 00:04:58,177 That weaponized virus 102 00:04:58,245 --> 00:05:00,980 made the sickly little tree grow big and strong! 103 00:05:14,561 --> 00:05:16,796 Wait... this could be a good thing. 104 00:05:16,863 --> 00:05:18,664 Reforestation has begun. 105 00:05:20,734 --> 00:05:22,835 Aw, geez with this, hah? 106 00:05:42,956 --> 00:05:45,191 Arguably, this could be a good thing. 107 00:05:45,258 --> 00:05:48,160 The planet has returned to its primeval state! 108 00:05:48,228 --> 00:05:51,797 Earth is just the way it was before the white man came! 109 00:05:53,100 --> 00:05:55,334 Good news! All these pine trees 110 00:05:55,402 --> 00:05:58,371 are fighting global warming by producing oxygen! 111 00:05:58,438 --> 00:05:59,638 Happy now, Gore? 112 00:05:59,706 --> 00:06:03,442 Yeah. But I'd be happier if I had a set of lungs. 113 00:06:03,510 --> 00:06:05,444 Hey, wait a second! 114 00:06:05,512 --> 00:06:08,414 Oxygen levels are rising too rapidly! 115 00:06:08,482 --> 00:06:09,515 Ten percent... 116 00:06:09,583 --> 00:06:11,817 20 percent... 117 00:06:11,885 --> 00:06:14,687 - 60 percent! - As long as it doesn't hit 70. 118 00:06:14,755 --> 00:06:16,322 80 percent! 119 00:06:16,390 --> 00:06:19,158 You know, I don't recall having done anything for a while, 120 00:06:19,226 --> 00:06:23,062 but I still feel I deserve a smoke. 121 00:06:24,097 --> 00:06:25,030 Hey, cool. 122 00:06:25,098 --> 00:06:26,866 The air's on fire. 123 00:06:31,972 --> 00:06:33,906 Ho, ho, ho! 124 00:06:33,974 --> 00:06:35,708 Everyone's dead! 125 00:06:35,776 --> 00:06:40,476 Stay tuned for another tale of holiday hilarity. 126 00:06:41,870 --> 00:06:45,547 Now, back to the Gunderson's nuts holiday spectacular, 127 00:06:45,557 --> 00:06:47,395 featuring Futurama. 128 00:06:47,977 --> 00:06:50,878 Okay, crew, Xmas break is over. 129 00:06:50,946 --> 00:06:52,280 It's time to destroy 130 00:06:52,348 --> 00:06:54,249 these gifts we forgot to deliver. 131 00:06:54,316 --> 00:06:55,516 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 132 00:06:55,584 --> 00:06:58,419 How come we get off for every dumb human holiday 133 00:06:58,487 --> 00:07:00,288 but not for robot holidays?! 134 00:07:00,356 --> 00:07:02,590 Oh, lord, not Robanukah. 135 00:07:02,658 --> 00:07:04,392 I'm talking about Robanukah! 136 00:07:04,460 --> 00:07:07,562 The holiest six and a half weeks in the robot calendar. 137 00:07:07,630 --> 00:07:10,732 Pfft! That's just a fake holiday you make up every year 138 00:07:10,799 --> 00:07:12,233 to get out of work. 139 00:07:12,301 --> 00:07:14,936 Yeah! If it's real, how come there's no song 140 00:07:15,004 --> 00:07:16,738 that explains how to celebrate it? 141 00:07:16,805 --> 00:07:18,473 Because there is! 142 00:07:18,540 --> 00:07:20,608 - Hit it! - Hit what? 143 00:07:20,676 --> 00:07:22,310 I placed instruments under your seats. 144 00:07:22,378 --> 00:07:24,846 Play 'em or I'll break 'em over your heads! 145 00:07:26,682 --> 00:07:29,917 ♪ Robanukah may sound as if it's Jewish ♪ 146 00:07:29,985 --> 00:07:31,786 ♪ but its ancient-sounding customs ♪ 147 00:07:31,854 --> 00:07:33,588 ♪ are exceptionally new-ish. ♪ 148 00:07:33,656 --> 00:07:36,524 ♪ So take a hearty swallow from your robo-kiddush cup ♪ 149 00:07:36,592 --> 00:07:39,794 ♪ which will give me time to quickly make them up ♪ 150 00:07:40,929 --> 00:07:42,563 ♪ Do you spin a dreidel ♪ 151 00:07:42,631 --> 00:07:44,399 ♪ made from Clay? ♪ 152 00:07:44,466 --> 00:07:47,869 ♪ Mine is called a "droidl", and it's rigged to make you pay. ♪ 153 00:07:47,936 --> 00:07:52,273 ♪ Do you eat these yummy ♪ tin-wrapped chocolate coins? ♪ 154 00:07:52,341 --> 00:07:56,177 ♪ better! We got fembots with illegal five-speed groins! ♪ 155 00:07:56,245 --> 00:07:57,512 Shalom, 156 00:07:57,579 --> 00:07:58,946 Ruth and Esther! 157 00:07:59,014 --> 00:08:01,149 Why with the music so loud? 158 00:08:01,216 --> 00:08:04,585 Would it kill them to turn up the heat a little in here? 159 00:08:04,653 --> 00:08:08,222 ♪ But by far the most important thing is oil. ♪ 160 00:08:08,290 --> 00:08:11,659 ♪ To keep the lamplight burning or to help the latkes broil? ♪ 161 00:08:11,727 --> 00:08:15,496 ♪ No, we pour the holy lubricant out from the sacred vessel ♪ 162 00:08:15,564 --> 00:08:18,566 ♪ into this blessed pit so they can wrestle. ♪ 163 00:08:18,634 --> 00:08:22,403 ♪ The extra made-up touch that makes Robanukah so special ♪ 164 00:08:22,471 --> 00:08:26,074 ♪ is the oil in which the nasty fembots wrestle! ♪ 165 00:08:26,141 --> 00:08:29,210 We shall now begin the traditional oil wrestling. 166 00:08:29,278 --> 00:08:33,247 Will the referee bring out the ceremonial cruse of petroleum oil? 167 00:08:35,184 --> 00:08:36,818 Thank you, Abraham. 168 00:08:36,885 --> 00:08:38,386 Not in the hair, please. 169 00:08:38,454 --> 00:08:40,722 I just had it did. 170 00:08:42,658 --> 00:08:44,392 Aw, no! 171 00:08:44,460 --> 00:08:47,228 These broads are supposed to wrestle for six and half weeks, 172 00:08:47,296 --> 00:08:49,364 but there's only enough petroleum oil 173 00:08:49,431 --> 00:08:51,099 for four and a half weeks! 174 00:08:52,568 --> 00:08:53,935 We're still getting paid, right? 175 00:08:54,002 --> 00:08:56,304 I told you, it's an audition! 176 00:08:56,372 --> 00:08:58,706 Bender, four and a half weeks of oil wrestling 177 00:08:58,774 --> 00:08:59,907 sounds like plenty. 178 00:08:59,975 --> 00:09:02,577 This isn't a lousy reformed Robanukah! 179 00:09:02,644 --> 00:09:04,779 We need more petroleum oil! 180 00:09:09,385 --> 00:09:13,221 I got me some whale oil, some squirrel oil... 181 00:09:13,288 --> 00:09:14,122 Not kosher! 182 00:09:14,189 --> 00:09:15,757 It has to be petroleum oil! 183 00:09:15,824 --> 00:09:17,158 Do you not give a damn 184 00:09:17,226 --> 00:09:19,627 about the hallowed traditions of Robanukah?! 185 00:09:19,695 --> 00:09:20,995 I reckon I do not. 186 00:09:21,063 --> 00:09:24,031 Anyways, Earth done run out of petroleum oil. 187 00:09:25,267 --> 00:09:26,768 I tried to warn you. 188 00:09:26,835 --> 00:09:29,804 One unit of free, limitless solar power, please? 189 00:09:34,576 --> 00:09:35,877 That'll be... 190 00:09:35,944 --> 00:09:37,311 I don't know, ten bucks? 191 00:09:37,379 --> 00:09:40,314 Um, can you make change for a Nobel prize? 192 00:09:40,382 --> 00:09:44,085 Aw, man, can't we just make more petroleum oil? 193 00:09:44,153 --> 00:09:45,753 I'm afraid not, son. 194 00:09:45,821 --> 00:09:48,156 Petroleum only forms when organic matter 195 00:09:48,223 --> 00:09:50,224 is subjected to intense pressure 196 00:09:50,292 --> 00:09:52,493 for hundreds of millions of years. 197 00:09:53,929 --> 00:09:55,329 I can't wait that long! 198 00:09:55,397 --> 00:09:56,597 I've got A.D.D.! 199 00:09:56,665 --> 00:09:59,033 This is so unfair! 200 00:09:59,101 --> 00:10:00,802 I don't wrestle dry, Bender. 201 00:10:00,869 --> 00:10:02,403 I went to Vassar. 202 00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:06,140 Professor, I want you to look these poor floozies in the eye 203 00:10:06,208 --> 00:10:09,677 and tell them they're oil-wrestling days are over. 204 00:10:16,518 --> 00:10:20,321 Oh... I suppose there could be a minute quantity 205 00:10:20,389 --> 00:10:23,090 of petroleum left, but it would be insanely deep 206 00:10:23,158 --> 00:10:25,893 within the Earth, at pressures so dangerously high that... 207 00:10:27,596 --> 00:10:29,664 Let's go already! 208 00:10:41,844 --> 00:10:44,011 Setting bachman turners to overdrive. 209 00:10:45,247 --> 00:10:46,614 We're getting pretty deep. 210 00:10:46,682 --> 00:10:48,783 Look... more coffins. 211 00:11:00,662 --> 00:11:02,730 Oh, no! We tunneled into a tunnel. 212 00:11:02,798 --> 00:11:07,168 What's that loud boring sound you'll hear when I stop talking? 213 00:11:08,737 --> 00:11:11,606 It's an albino humping worm! 214 00:11:11,673 --> 00:11:13,975 Why do they call it that? 215 00:11:14,042 --> 00:11:17,178 Because it doesn't have any pigment. 216 00:11:20,782 --> 00:11:22,483 What's our depth, Captain? 217 00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:24,318 40 kilometers... 50... 218 00:11:24,386 --> 00:11:27,388 There must be petroleum oil down here somewhere. 219 00:11:27,456 --> 00:11:28,823 Go deeper, deeper! 220 00:11:28,891 --> 00:11:30,291 No, Bender. 221 00:11:30,359 --> 00:11:32,393 The ship can't withstand this much pressure. 222 00:11:32,461 --> 00:11:35,196 Sometimes it falls apart just sitting in the hangar. 223 00:11:35,264 --> 00:11:38,165 Professor, I've never asked for anything before. 224 00:11:38,233 --> 00:11:40,735 But seeing those fembots glistening with oil 225 00:11:40,802 --> 00:11:43,337 means more to me than life itself. 226 00:11:43,405 --> 00:11:44,639 Oh... 227 00:11:44,706 --> 00:11:46,173 Call me an old fool, 228 00:11:46,241 --> 00:11:48,976 but I believe the Lord is speaking through you. 229 00:11:49,044 --> 00:11:51,879 Brace yourselves, everyone! 230 00:11:54,516 --> 00:11:56,717 100 kilometers! 231 00:11:56,785 --> 00:11:58,252 Two hundred! 232 00:11:58,320 --> 00:11:59,921 I hate to complain about the heat, 233 00:11:59,988 --> 00:12:02,356 but the air conditioner's on fire. 234 00:12:04,393 --> 00:12:06,127 My ice cream manwich! 235 00:12:11,900 --> 00:12:13,501 What the hell are we doing? 236 00:12:13,569 --> 00:12:14,802 We're all gonna die 237 00:12:14,870 --> 00:12:18,139 so this junkyard golem can celebrate Robanukah! 238 00:12:18,206 --> 00:12:21,075 You vile racist. 239 00:12:21,143 --> 00:12:23,611 Haven't my people suffered enough? 240 00:12:23,679 --> 00:12:26,113 Now keep drilling for that petroleum oil, 241 00:12:26,181 --> 00:12:27,615 you selfish cowards! 242 00:12:27,683 --> 00:12:28,849 Although, then again, 243 00:12:28,917 --> 00:12:30,885 I guess any kind of oil would be just as... 244 00:12:32,187 --> 00:12:33,287 Not my fault. 245 00:12:36,725 --> 00:12:37,959 ♪ I am so great ♪ 246 00:12:38,026 --> 00:12:39,193 ♪ Bender is great ♪ 247 00:12:39,261 --> 00:12:41,796 ♪ Bender, Bender, Bender, Ben... ♪ 248 00:12:41,863 --> 00:12:43,431 Man, where did the time go? 249 00:12:43,498 --> 00:12:44,799 Hey, you guys wanna... 250 00:12:44,866 --> 00:12:46,500 Oh, right. 251 00:12:48,170 --> 00:12:51,772 They turned into petroleum oil. 252 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:53,841 I thought they were selfish, 253 00:12:53,909 --> 00:12:56,911 yet in the end, it turns out it was I 254 00:12:56,979 --> 00:12:59,013 who thought they were selfish. 255 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:06,587 Hey, ladies. 256 00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:08,122 I found some... What the... 257 00:13:10,058 --> 00:13:11,459 There was only enough petroleum 258 00:13:11,526 --> 00:13:13,594 for four and a half weeks of oil wrestling, 259 00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:16,430 but it lasted 500 million years! 260 00:13:16,498 --> 00:13:18,666 It's a miracle! 261 00:13:18,734 --> 00:13:21,335 Happy Robanukah, everyone. 262 00:13:21,403 --> 00:13:26,255 Coming up next, more thoughtful interfaith hilarity. 263 00:13:27,517 --> 00:13:30,816 And now the unrelated conclusion. 264 00:13:36,936 --> 00:13:38,436 What's up? 265 00:13:38,504 --> 00:13:41,306 Labarbara, Hermes, happy Kwanzaa! 266 00:13:41,373 --> 00:13:42,840 We brought a chocolate cake, 267 00:13:42,908 --> 00:13:45,576 but now I'm worried that might be offensive in some way. 268 00:13:45,644 --> 00:13:46,744 Just sit down. 269 00:13:48,147 --> 00:13:50,648 Happy Kwanzaa, brothermen and sistermen! 270 00:13:50,716 --> 00:13:53,418 Well, look at the cat the cat dragged in! 271 00:13:53,485 --> 00:13:56,154 Kwanzaa tradition encourages educational gifts. 272 00:13:56,221 --> 00:13:58,589 So I brought Dwight my book on mathketball. 273 00:13:58,657 --> 00:14:00,591 Whoa! 274 00:14:00,659 --> 00:14:03,161 Let me see that. 275 00:14:03,228 --> 00:14:04,963 I'll sign it for you later. 276 00:14:05,030 --> 00:14:07,665 Man, it's a cold one out there. 277 00:14:07,733 --> 00:14:08,933 Barbados slim? 278 00:14:09,001 --> 00:14:10,501 Come in, Barbados. 279 00:14:10,569 --> 00:14:11,636 Look at yourself, 280 00:14:11,704 --> 00:14:14,572 all throbbing and shirtless for the holiday. 281 00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:16,774 I hope you're ready to celebrate. 282 00:14:16,842 --> 00:14:18,977 All night long, woman. 283 00:14:21,347 --> 00:14:22,680 I'm glad you all could 284 00:14:22,748 --> 00:14:23,982 be here with my family. 285 00:14:24,049 --> 00:14:25,917 Kwanzaa traditions are quite ancient, 286 00:14:25,985 --> 00:14:28,786 dating back over one thousand years. 287 00:14:28,854 --> 00:14:30,121 Whoa. 288 00:14:30,189 --> 00:14:32,323 If only someone could tell us more 289 00:14:32,391 --> 00:14:35,560 about these traditions. 290 00:14:35,627 --> 00:14:37,161 Oh, yeah! 291 00:14:37,229 --> 00:14:38,596 Hey, Kool-aid's here. 292 00:14:38,664 --> 00:14:41,065 No, child, that's not a made-up character, 293 00:14:41,133 --> 00:14:42,734 it's Kwanzaabot! 294 00:14:42,801 --> 00:14:45,670 And I'm-a tell y'all how we celebrate Kwanzaa. 295 00:14:45,738 --> 00:14:47,505 Zoidberg, lay down a beat. 296 00:14:47,573 --> 00:14:50,308 How 'bout I just lay down? 297 00:14:53,178 --> 00:14:56,948 ♪ There's seven basic principles that go to make up Kwanzaa ♪ 298 00:14:57,016 --> 00:14:58,383 ♪ so sit your asses down ♪ 299 00:14:58,450 --> 00:15:00,485 ♪ and have some knowledge dropped upons ya. ♪ 300 00:15:00,552 --> 00:15:01,919 ♪ Kujichagulia ♪ 301 00:15:01,987 --> 00:15:02,920 ♪ and umoja ♪ 302 00:15:02,988 --> 00:15:04,055 ♪ and the rest ♪ 303 00:15:04,123 --> 00:15:05,523 Now we get it. 304 00:15:05,591 --> 00:15:07,792 ♪ Sit back down, there's gonna be a test. ♪ 305 00:15:07,860 --> 00:15:09,093 ♪ My favorite's ujamaa ♪ 306 00:15:09,161 --> 00:15:10,795 Cooperative economics. 307 00:15:10,863 --> 00:15:12,563 ♪ Yo, boondocks, I'm talkin' here ♪ 308 00:15:12,631 --> 00:15:13,564 ♪ put away the comics. ♪ 309 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,067 ♪ Ku'umba is another one ♪ 310 00:15:16,135 --> 00:15:17,668 ♪ it stands for creativity ♪ 311 00:15:17,736 --> 00:15:19,437 ♪ like the ever-changing nature ♪ 312 00:15:19,505 --> 00:15:21,572 ♪ of my sexual proclivities. ♪ 313 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:23,274 ♪ I think there's one called nia ♪ 314 00:15:23,342 --> 00:15:25,076 ♪ but I don't speak Swahili. ♪ 315 00:15:25,144 --> 00:15:27,979 ♪ something about a pine tree and an oil-wrestling dealie? ♪ 316 00:15:28,047 --> 00:15:31,716 That's from Xmas and Robanukah you plagiarizing lout. 317 00:15:31,784 --> 00:15:33,484 ♪ Yeah, I'm kinda losing interest here ♪ 318 00:15:33,552 --> 00:15:35,286 ♪ I best be rollin' out. ♪ 319 00:15:35,354 --> 00:15:38,856 ♪ But before I go, the most important thing ♪ 320 00:15:38,924 --> 00:15:40,291 What's that, black Santa? 321 00:15:40,359 --> 00:15:42,260 ♪ You need seven Kwanzaa candles ♪ 322 00:15:42,327 --> 00:15:43,694 ♪ that you light up every night ♪ 323 00:15:43,762 --> 00:15:45,696 ♪ but they best be made of beeswax ♪ 324 00:15:45,764 --> 00:15:47,865 ♪ or y'all might as well be white ♪ 325 00:15:47,933 --> 00:15:49,700 They must be made of beeswax, 326 00:15:49,768 --> 00:15:52,904 or we might as well be white. 327 00:15:52,971 --> 00:15:54,772 Well, we got no beeswax candles, 328 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:58,476 but these scented regular wax candles will do just fine. 329 00:15:58,544 --> 00:16:02,080 Girl, those stank sticks are for single women who take baths! 330 00:16:02,147 --> 00:16:04,916 If your Kwanzaa candles ain't 100% beeswax, 331 00:16:04,983 --> 00:16:06,918 you bring shame on your people. 332 00:16:06,985 --> 00:16:08,686 Well, now that won't do. 333 00:16:08,754 --> 00:16:10,354 Husband, show a little ku'umba 334 00:16:10,422 --> 00:16:13,057 and fetch some beeswax before Kwanzaa ends. 335 00:16:13,125 --> 00:16:15,359 Sweet candelabra of la habra, labarbara! 336 00:16:15,427 --> 00:16:17,462 Isn't this the last night of Kwanzaa? 337 00:16:17,529 --> 00:16:19,430 Who the hell knows? 338 00:16:20,866 --> 00:16:24,235 Finally, a bee farm that's open late on Kwanzaa! 339 00:16:24,303 --> 00:16:26,471 Madam, I need beeswax. 340 00:16:26,538 --> 00:16:28,573 You sure you don't need a little honey, handsome? 341 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:32,343 Maybe a taste of sweet nectar straight from the hive? 342 00:16:33,545 --> 00:16:36,848 I just need some beeswax to make Kwanzaa candles. 343 00:16:36,915 --> 00:16:38,282 Well, that's too darn bad. 344 00:16:38,350 --> 00:16:40,852 There ain't no beeswax in the whole world! 345 00:16:40,919 --> 00:16:44,188 Oh, no! This could be the year without a Kwanzaa, 346 00:16:44,256 --> 00:16:47,125 like every year before 1966. 347 00:16:47,192 --> 00:16:48,993 The bees are acting all crazy, 348 00:16:49,061 --> 00:16:51,796 like they've been drinking tang and cough syrup, 349 00:16:51,864 --> 00:16:53,998 or, as I call it, my Friday night. 350 00:16:56,902 --> 00:16:58,202 My God. 351 00:16:58,270 --> 00:17:00,171 It's colony collapse syndrome! 352 00:17:00,239 --> 00:17:02,673 The bees are swarming with parasites! 353 00:17:02,741 --> 00:17:03,875 They're all dying. 354 00:17:03,942 --> 00:17:05,877 Yeah, but what a way to go. 355 00:17:05,944 --> 00:17:07,512 Die young, leave a pretty corpse, 356 00:17:07,579 --> 00:17:09,013 that's what I say. 357 00:17:09,081 --> 00:17:10,982 You should say something else. 358 00:17:11,049 --> 00:17:13,117 Wait... I know where we can get beeswax. 359 00:17:13,185 --> 00:17:15,486 From those giant space bees who nearly killed us, 360 00:17:15,554 --> 00:17:17,822 and we swore we'd never go back there! 361 00:17:17,890 --> 00:17:19,423 Let's go back there! 362 00:17:23,962 --> 00:17:25,329 To communicate with the bees, 363 00:17:25,397 --> 00:17:28,199 we'll need to use these transbumbleators. 364 00:17:28,267 --> 00:17:30,501 Bender, say something in bee talk. 365 00:17:33,305 --> 00:17:34,572 I'm sorry, Bender. 366 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,574 What do you want me to put on the glass? 367 00:17:37,876 --> 00:17:40,511 Okay. If we survive. 368 00:17:48,587 --> 00:17:49,887 Something's wrong. 369 00:17:49,955 --> 00:17:51,556 It's way too quiet. 370 00:17:51,623 --> 00:17:53,191 Like the deadly prius. 371 00:17:54,860 --> 00:17:56,694 Ah, here they come. 372 00:17:56,762 --> 00:17:57,995 They're in attack formation! 373 00:17:58,063 --> 00:17:59,230 They're going to kill us! 374 00:18:03,802 --> 00:18:05,269 That was weird. 375 00:18:05,337 --> 00:18:08,372 It's like the Jagermeister air show all over again. 376 00:18:12,844 --> 00:18:14,345 According to Google hive, 377 00:18:14,413 --> 00:18:16,714 we're at the exact center of the honeycomb. 378 00:18:16,782 --> 00:18:19,717 Ooh, and there's a jamba juice point two miles that way! 379 00:18:19,785 --> 00:18:22,286 Does that thing tell you where the queen bee is? 380 00:18:22,354 --> 00:18:25,590 The big, fat, ugly, compound-eyed, hairy-thorax... 381 00:18:27,159 --> 00:18:29,460 Don't be applying your euro-centric standards 382 00:18:29,528 --> 00:18:31,462 of beauty to me, fool. 383 00:18:32,998 --> 00:18:35,166 What's with the kamikaz-bees? 384 00:18:35,234 --> 00:18:37,435 Man, my hive's been going buck wild 385 00:18:37,502 --> 00:18:41,138 since these blood ganking butt crabs moved in. 386 00:18:42,874 --> 00:18:44,775 Been there. Done that. 387 00:18:44,843 --> 00:18:46,344 These bees are infected, 388 00:18:46,411 --> 00:18:47,778 just like the ones on Earth. 389 00:18:47,846 --> 00:18:49,113 Brothasuckin' parasites 390 00:18:49,181 --> 00:18:51,249 gone and disrupted our hivemind. 391 00:18:51,316 --> 00:18:53,084 Now instead of working in harmony, 392 00:18:53,151 --> 00:18:55,519 my bees just talk smack to each other. 393 00:18:55,587 --> 00:18:57,755 Are y'all black with yellow stripes, 394 00:18:57,823 --> 00:19:00,091 or ya yellow with black stripes? 395 00:19:00,158 --> 00:19:02,393 Yellow with black stripes, man. 396 00:19:02,461 --> 00:19:05,963 Why don't you just move along? 397 00:19:06,031 --> 00:19:08,132 Let me ask you something. You sting my wife? 398 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:09,667 What kinda buzzin' question is that? 399 00:19:09,735 --> 00:19:13,571 Where do you get the wings big enough to ask me that? 400 00:19:15,674 --> 00:19:17,875 Okay, gang. 401 00:19:17,943 --> 00:19:19,310 We have plenty of beeswax. 402 00:19:19,378 --> 00:19:20,745 Let's get back to the ship. 403 00:19:20,812 --> 00:19:22,747 No. We are not going anywhere. 404 00:19:22,814 --> 00:19:25,449 I can't abide all this bee-on-bee conflict. 405 00:19:25,517 --> 00:19:29,220 It's time to African-americanize these honeybees! 406 00:19:30,589 --> 00:19:32,023 Listen up, bees! 407 00:19:32,090 --> 00:19:34,825 It's Kwanzaa, a time of umoja. 408 00:19:34,893 --> 00:19:36,560 It means unity. 409 00:19:38,597 --> 00:19:41,332 You have to learn to work together again! 410 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:43,634 The crazy tablecloth man is right. 411 00:19:43,702 --> 00:19:46,604 It's time to set aside our differences. 412 00:19:46,672 --> 00:19:49,106 Black stripe, yellow stripe... 413 00:19:49,174 --> 00:19:50,541 At the end of the day, 414 00:19:50,609 --> 00:19:53,544 we're just a couple dern talkin' space bees. 415 00:19:53,612 --> 00:19:55,379 Hey, forget about it. 416 00:19:55,447 --> 00:19:58,316 Come here and give me a sting. 417 00:19:58,383 --> 00:20:02,687 Look! The spirit of Kwanzaa is killing the parasites. 418 00:20:03,955 --> 00:20:06,290 Yech! But yay! 419 00:20:06,358 --> 00:20:08,059 Thank you, my human brother. 420 00:20:08,126 --> 00:20:11,195 Your message of unity has touched our souls. 421 00:20:11,263 --> 00:20:15,266 We are once again of a single hivemind. 422 00:20:20,272 --> 00:20:21,505 Oh, yeah. 423 00:20:21,573 --> 00:20:23,374 Hooray! Kwanzaabot's here to save... 424 00:20:23,442 --> 00:20:25,576 Oh, they killed him. 425 00:20:30,315 --> 00:20:33,284 Joyous Kwanzaa, everybody. 426 00:20:40,459 --> 00:20:42,660 Don't worry. 427 00:20:42,728 --> 00:20:45,096 The Futurama crew will be back next year 428 00:20:45,163 --> 00:20:46,831 with all new episodes 429 00:20:46,898 --> 00:20:48,366 featuring Bender, Leela, 430 00:20:48,433 --> 00:20:51,602 and me, Al Gore, as Captain Lance Starman. 431 00:20:51,670 --> 00:20:52,903 And from all of us here 432 00:20:52,971 --> 00:20:55,973 at Gunderson's nuts, happy holidays!