1
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(GRUNTING)

2
00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:32,157
(PRAYING SOFTLY)

3
00:00:47,514 --> 00:00:48,776
(GROANING)

4
00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:56,817
(PANTING)

5
00:01:02,262 --> 00:01:03,957
(PRAYING SOFTLY)

6
00:01:25,452 --> 00:01:26,544
(GROANING)

7
00:01:30,290 --> 00:01:31,917
(CONTINUES PRAYING)

8
00:01:42,635 --> 00:01:43,966
(WOOD CREAKING)

9
00:02:04,157 --> 00:02:05,419
(CHOKING)

10
00:02:10,430 --> 00:02:12,227
Bájalo. Get him down!

11
00:02:50,803 --> 00:02:53,294
What have you got
against chickens?

12
00:02:53,406 --> 00:02:55,397
One got choked last
night, thanks to you.

13
00:02:55,475 --> 00:02:58,569
33-year-old male
with haemoptysis, fever.

14
00:02:58,645 --> 00:02:59,907
We can't even talk about it?

15
00:02:59,979 --> 00:03:03,142
If you can't apologize, we can't talk.
And puncture wounds.

16
00:03:03,249 --> 00:03:05,843
I'm not apologizing for
doing the right thing.

17
00:03:05,952 --> 00:03:08,113
Lying to me was
not the right thing.

18
00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,986
Puncture wounds are
from a crucifixion.

19
00:03:14,961 --> 00:03:17,361
I lied to save
my patient's life.

20
00:03:17,430 --> 00:03:19,762
I didn't lie to you,
I lied to my boss.

21
00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:23,298
Either of those
arguments working yet?

22
00:03:25,838 --> 00:03:29,274
Guess that means I don't have to
go to the wedding on Saturday.

23
00:03:29,342 --> 00:03:31,640
The hospital's
chairman of the board?

24
00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:34,509
I'm not gonna stand him
up and neither are you.

25
00:03:34,614 --> 00:03:37,481
I loathe weddings and their
seven levels of hypocrisy.

26
00:03:37,584 --> 00:03:39,518
But you do seem awfully hissy,

27
00:03:39,619 --> 00:03:42,918
and there's an outside chance I
can get you drunk and score.

28
00:03:42,989 --> 00:03:45,219
So as long as you don't take
it as an admission of guilt,

29
00:03:45,291 --> 00:03:47,452
sure, count me in.
(ELEVATOR DINGS)

30
00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:49,193
Bit too much honesty?

31
00:03:49,829 --> 00:03:51,990
You're also going to the
rehearsal dinner Friday night.

32
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Dressy casual.

33
00:04:02,108 --> 00:04:03,598
House-keeping.

34
00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:07,841
Either you're crazy or you're
atoning for something naughty.

35
00:04:08,348 --> 00:04:09,645
And you're crazy.

36
00:04:09,816 --> 00:04:11,613
He's a doctor.

37
00:04:11,684 --> 00:04:13,311
I'm not atoning for anything.

38
00:04:13,686 --> 00:04:15,313
That answers that, thanks.

39
00:04:15,388 --> 00:04:19,848
My Marisa was diagnosed with terminal
brain cancer, stage IV glioblastoma.

40
00:04:20,226 --> 00:04:22,626
When the doctors said she
had two months to live,

41
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that's when I made my bargain.

44
00:04:30,536 --> 00:04:31,525
Oh!

45
00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:35,370
I told him I would nail myself to a
cross every year he kept her alive.

46
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HOUSE: So how did that
negotiation go?

47
00:04:37,377 --> 00:04:39,971
You lowballed with ear
piercing and God countered?

48
00:04:40,313 --> 00:04:44,306
Three weeks later, she was cancer-free.
That was four years ago.

49
00:04:44,384 --> 00:04:46,818
Pontius Pilate,
misunderstood oncologist.

50
00:04:46,886 --> 00:04:49,184
Yeah. My ex-wife
thinks I'm crazy, too.

51
00:04:50,323 --> 00:04:51,984
She moved out the first
time I did this.

52
00:04:52,825 --> 00:04:55,316
At least your daughter
has one viable role model.

53
00:04:55,662 --> 00:04:57,391
You don't believe in God?
HOUSE: I did.

54
00:04:57,497 --> 00:04:59,089
Then I grew my curly hairs.

55
00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:01,694
So how do you
think I was cured?

56
00:05:01,768 --> 00:05:03,861
Maybe you were misdiagnosed
in the first place.

57
00:05:03,936 --> 00:05:07,269
You have your answer, Doctors.
We have ours.

58
00:05:07,373 --> 00:05:10,900
Causal determinism, we are
hardwired to need answers.

59
00:05:11,611 --> 00:05:14,079
The caveman who heard
a rustle in the bushes

60
00:05:14,180 --> 00:05:15,204
and checked out
to see what it was

61
00:05:15,281 --> 00:05:17,681
lived longer than the guy who
assumed it was just a breeze.

62
00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:19,217
The problem is,

63
00:05:19,285 --> 00:05:22,049
when we don't find a logical answer,
we settle for a stupid one.

64
00:05:23,222 --> 00:05:25,782
Ritual is what happens when
we run out of rational.

65
00:05:25,892 --> 00:05:28,087
If you're done mocking him,
we need to prep for an LP.

66
00:05:28,194 --> 00:05:31,925
Good. Another hole in him
should really make God's day.

67
00:05:38,871 --> 00:05:40,065
Why are you late?

68
00:05:40,139 --> 00:05:42,107
Your next dental appointment
isn't until January

69
00:05:42,208 --> 00:05:44,540
and you just saw
your GP eight days ago.

70
00:05:44,610 --> 00:05:47,477
Think stage IV glioblastoma
in an eight-year-old

71
00:05:47,580 --> 00:05:48,911
can disappear in three weeks?

72
00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:51,050
Had a flat tire.
Your patient has cancer?

73
00:05:51,117 --> 00:05:53,278
Your tires have got less
than 5,000 miles on them.

74
00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:55,888
No, and neither does
my patient's daughter.

75
00:05:55,955 --> 00:05:58,617
I hit a piece of rebar
near a construction site.

76
00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:02,261
In three weeks?
It's highly unlikely.

77
00:06:02,328 --> 00:06:04,558
There's no construction site
between here and your home.

78
00:06:05,264 --> 00:06:07,095
I agree, I think it was
a misdiagnosed cyst.

79
00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,794
But there is one between
here and my dry cleaner.

80
00:06:09,902 --> 00:06:14,032
It could be a misdiagnosis or it could
be spontaneous remission, but...

81
00:06:14,774 --> 00:06:16,765
Why would I lie about this?
I don't know yet.

82
00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:18,935
But you would've dropped off your
tie, it's got a mustard stain.

83
00:06:25,952 --> 00:06:27,749
I was buying
an engagement ring.

84
00:06:28,554 --> 00:06:30,419
I'm gonna propose
to Sam at the wedding.

85
00:06:30,490 --> 00:06:33,084
That is the second stupidest
thing I've heard today.

86
00:06:33,793 --> 00:06:35,260
And I'm surprised
how close you came.

87
00:06:36,295 --> 00:06:37,660
You didn't need to
buy her a new ring.

88
00:06:37,764 --> 00:06:39,732
Isn't the first one good
for all-you-can-marry?

89
00:06:39,832 --> 00:06:42,995
I assume you haven't
apologized to Cuddy yet.

90
00:06:43,102 --> 00:06:44,501
Your stupidity
demands equal time.

91
00:06:44,604 --> 00:06:46,231
Nothing to apologize for.

92
00:06:48,274 --> 00:06:49,468
Pretend to apologize.

93
00:06:49,542 --> 00:06:50,531
You want me to lie?

94
00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:51,872
There's a lovely
symmetry to it.

95
00:06:51,944 --> 00:06:53,809
A lie got you into it,
a lie gets you out of it.

96
00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:56,609
Everybody lies.
I'm sure Cuddy...

97
00:07:00,019 --> 00:07:01,577
Just need to give her a chance.

98
00:07:04,123 --> 00:07:06,489
Yeah, that must've
been what I meant.

99
00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:08,855
Have you seen
the bride-to-be?

100
00:07:08,961 --> 00:07:11,725
Gorgeous woman half his age.
He's a lucky guy.

101
00:07:11,798 --> 00:07:13,356
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
For a while.

102
00:07:13,599 --> 00:07:15,624
My father's 19 years
older than my mother

103
00:07:15,701 --> 00:07:17,464
and they've been happily
married for 32 years.

104
00:07:17,537 --> 00:07:20,438
I'm guessing your dad
wasn't on the Forbes 400

105
00:07:20,506 --> 00:07:22,497
and your mom didn't look
like a swimsuit model.

106
00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:25,600
Sorry, that didn't
come out right.

107
00:07:25,678 --> 00:07:30,547
My father was the classics chair at
Columbia and my mother was his student.

108
00:07:30,716 --> 00:07:34,049
His gorgeous student.

109
00:07:34,153 --> 00:07:37,179
What's it mean when somebody takes
their cell phone into the bathroom

110
00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:38,314
when they're taking a shower?

111
00:07:39,725 --> 00:07:42,819
Means they don't want you to check
their calls, e-mails or texts.

112
00:07:42,895 --> 00:07:44,487
CHASE: If we're talking
about your wife,

113
00:07:44,697 --> 00:07:47,723
it means the chickens
are coming home to roost.

114
00:07:48,868 --> 00:07:51,132
Taub has been known to dabble.

115
00:07:51,204 --> 00:07:52,296
Used to be.

116
00:07:53,039 --> 00:07:56,475
Maybe it's just a habit.
I do that with my cell phone and I live alone.

117
00:07:56,542 --> 00:08:00,239
She has a meeting today
at 1:30, at a hotel.

118
00:08:00,346 --> 00:08:02,678
I'm gonna go with
the chicken thing.

119
00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:07,578
Negative for toxocara, bacteroides,
ascaris, everything.

120
00:08:07,687 --> 00:08:10,554
So what looks like an infection
but doesn't test like one?

121
00:08:12,058 --> 00:08:13,650
Animals.

122
00:08:13,726 --> 00:08:15,159
I'm sure your wife's
just seeing a dude.

123
00:08:16,729 --> 00:08:19,721
Patient works for Morgan Timber
Works, card's in the file.

124
00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:22,392
"Specializing in stables,
barns and stalls."

125
00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,493
He works around animals.
Rhodococcus equi.

126
00:08:24,570 --> 00:08:26,435
Unless this guy's
sleeping in the manger.

127
00:08:26,539 --> 00:08:28,939
Or has a history
of open wounds.

128
00:08:36,749 --> 00:08:39,741
We think you have rhodococcus
equi, a horse infection.

129
00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:42,787
It's pretty rare in humans but
easily treatable with antibiotics.

130
00:08:42,889 --> 00:08:44,481
Does it make your
teeth fall out?

131
00:08:44,557 --> 00:08:45,546
No.

132
00:08:52,765 --> 00:08:56,428
Then again,
maybe we were wrong.

133
00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:05,341
Fever, coughing up blood,
coughing up teeth.

134
00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:10,982
Either God sweetened the deal
with a no-flossing clause, or...

135
00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:12,415
Radiation sickness.

136
00:09:12,518 --> 00:09:15,043
Yeah, maybe the carpenter
builds microwave ovens.

137
00:09:15,154 --> 00:09:16,178
Kaposi sarcoma?

138
00:09:16,255 --> 00:09:17,688
No skin lesions.

139
00:09:17,757 --> 00:09:21,386
Heavy metal poisoning fits,
canned tuna, sushi, lead paint.

140
00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:24,520
Heavy metal it is.
Do a home search and a peripheral smear.

141
00:09:24,597 --> 00:09:27,225
I can't.
I have a personal errand to run.

142
00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:29,893
Trying to catch
your wife cheating?

143
00:09:30,703 --> 00:09:32,000
(EXHALES)

144
00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:34,335
Why would you say that?

145
00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:37,535
Missing mojo, posture slumped,
expression defeated,

146
00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:40,602
you didn't try to back up your theory.
And Chase told me.

147
00:09:42,048 --> 00:09:43,845
Go, find your mojo.

148
00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:54,282
Shopkeeper,
I need a patient file.

149
00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:55,749
Ask records.

150
00:09:55,828 --> 00:09:56,954
Not one of our patients',

151
00:09:57,063 --> 00:09:59,054
my patient's daughter.
Ask your patient.

152
00:09:59,131 --> 00:10:01,190
He thinks I only want
it to debunk his faith.

153
00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:02,933
And why would he think that?

154
00:10:03,035 --> 00:10:06,027
Because he's strangely
perceptive for an idiot.

155
00:10:06,238 --> 00:10:10,868
And I'm going to violate patient
privacy laws just to keep you happy?

156
00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:15,039
You keep me happy, I return the favor.
Think of it as tat for tit.

157
00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:18,948
When we're at work, we need to
focus on our work thoughts.

158
00:10:20,987 --> 00:10:22,454
Why are you wearing that?

159
00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:24,455
It's my dressy casual.
What do you think?

160
00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:26,388
You look like Wilson.

161
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,253
It looks weird.

162
00:10:28,728 --> 00:10:30,423
But you knew I'd think that,

163
00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:32,463
which makes me wonder
why you look disappointed.

164
00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:34,624
If you prick me,
do I not bleed?

165
00:10:35,901 --> 00:10:40,964
You knew I wouldn't like it but
you thought I would say I did.

166
00:10:41,073 --> 00:10:44,304
That's what this is about.
You're trying to trap me into lying to you.

167
00:10:44,410 --> 00:10:46,742
You sure?
That sounds so juvenile.

168
00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:55,679
You're okay with burglary now?

169
00:10:55,755 --> 00:10:56,983
I asked his permission.

170
00:10:58,457 --> 00:11:00,516
The reason we
don't ask permission

171
00:11:00,626 --> 00:11:03,026
is we're afraid the patient
is going to hide something.

172
00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:04,892
But our patient
hasn't been home,

173
00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:06,659
lives alone,
doesn't have any help,

174
00:11:06,766 --> 00:11:08,666
and has no motive
to hide anything.

175
00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:10,992
You ask for his key, too?

176
00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:12,594
Oh! Doesn't have one.

177
00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:15,538
(CHUCKLES)

178
00:11:19,712 --> 00:11:21,543
And now we know why.

179
00:11:22,782 --> 00:11:24,545
You think he's crazy?

180
00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:27,978
Crucifixion's pretty convincing evidence.
Lead paint?

181
00:11:28,888 --> 00:11:30,719
Place is too new.

182
00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:33,450
He believes in a higher power
that can affect his life,

183
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:34,823
like most people on the planet.

184
00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:37,954
True. On the other hand,
crucified himself.

185
00:11:38,130 --> 00:11:41,896
No canned tuna and I don't think
we have to worry about sushi.

186
00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:45,960
No computer, no television, no music.
What does he do?

187
00:11:46,138 --> 00:11:49,471
He reads. Prayer has been
proven to aid recovery.

188
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,669
Only if the person knows
they're being prayed for.

189
00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:54,840
Means there's no
objective effect.

190
00:11:54,914 --> 00:11:59,146
So faith comes from within.
Not exactly a newsflash.

191
00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:10,757
I guess worry is
good for the waistline.

192
00:12:17,269 --> 00:12:19,703
It's not worry,
it's starvation.

193
00:12:20,272 --> 00:12:22,365
His tooth didn't fall out because
of heavy metal poisoning,

194
00:12:22,441 --> 00:12:23,931
it fell out because
of malnutrition.

195
00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:25,533
He does have rhodococcus equi.

196
00:12:25,845 --> 00:12:27,403
Taub was right.

197
00:12:28,547 --> 00:12:30,947
He just didn't know why.

198
00:12:36,555 --> 00:12:38,546
It's locked!
WILSON: I'm busy.

199
00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:40,724
I'll wait.

200
00:12:45,464 --> 00:12:46,761
I really am busy.

201
00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:48,891
Cuddy got me
the daughter's file.

202
00:12:49,034 --> 00:12:51,059
Well, not Cuddy, exactly.
Her signature.

203
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,467
Well, not exactly
her signature.

204
00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:57,600
Another lie?

205
00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:59,302
Thought you could
take a look at it for me.

206
00:12:59,411 --> 00:13:01,402
Maybe you hadn't heard,
I'm kind of busy.

207
00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:02,708
With what?

208
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,374
Sudoku.
What do you think?

209
00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:07,951
I'm the head of oncology
in a major hospital.

210
00:13:08,821 --> 00:13:12,257
And yet these files are
not from this hospital.

211
00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:16,751
These are from
Where-My-Fiancée-Works Memorial.

212
00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:19,798
Sam's boss is doing a clinical
review of all of her files,

213
00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:21,196
and she just
wanted to make sure

214
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,200
everything's in order
before he starts on Monday.

215
00:13:23,435 --> 00:13:26,029
Which explains why Sam is too
busy to look at my file.

216
00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:29,437
If I don't help her, she can't
go to the wedding, and...

217
00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:31,533
We fell in love at
her cousin's wedding,

218
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,976
which is why I want to
propose to her at a wedding.

219
00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:36,307
And now, you have 60 seconds
to berate me for that

220
00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:39,010
and for helping my girlfriend
with her homework.

221
00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:40,449
You don't want to
propose at a wedding.

222
00:13:40,519 --> 00:13:42,953
Emotions running high,
people on edge.

223
00:13:43,022 --> 00:13:47,356
You want to try somewhere like a
Buddhist temple or an aquarium,

224
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,951
or a Buddhist aquarium.

225
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:52,429
That only took 10 seconds.

226
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,989
You can spend the rest
of the time on my file.

227
00:13:55,868 --> 00:13:56,892
(DOOR CLOSES)

228
00:13:56,969 --> 00:13:57,958
(SIGHS)

229
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:01,734
Rachel?

230
00:14:09,615 --> 00:14:11,242
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

231
00:14:14,553 --> 00:14:17,147
Hey. How long
before you're home?

232
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:18,687
RACHEL: <i>Not long.</i>

233
00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:22,889
Hey. Hey.

234
00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:23,951
Uh...

235
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:27,021
Yeah, you left your laptop on.

236
00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:32,000
I saw you today, at the hotel.

237
00:14:32,771 --> 00:14:34,466
Were you checking up on me?

238
00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:36,669
Yes.

239
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,104
Satisfied?

240
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:40,538
Yes.

241
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,240
Good.

242
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:45,740
That's it?

243
00:14:45,851 --> 00:14:47,785
You said you're satisfied,
that's enough.

244
00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:51,946
You're not wondering
why it started,

245
00:14:52,358 --> 00:14:54,349
that makes me think you don't
want to talk about this,

246
00:14:54,426 --> 00:14:55,723
which makes me think...

247
00:14:55,794 --> 00:14:57,261
You're being paranoid.

248
00:14:57,363 --> 00:14:59,524
You took your cell phone
with you into the bathroom

249
00:14:59,598 --> 00:15:00,792
when you took
a shower this morning.

250
00:15:03,469 --> 00:15:06,632
I made a new friend, online.

251
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,473
In a support group.

252
00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:12,336
A guy?

253
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:13,435
Yes.

254
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,438
Support group for what?

255
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,778
For people with
unfaithful spouses.

256
00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:27,715
Why didn't you tell us you
were starving yourself?

257
00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:30,261
Well, I wasn't trying to.

258
00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:33,321
I'm on a tight budget and it
seemed like an okay diet.

259
00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:36,559
You seem to be feeling better.

260
00:15:36,635 --> 00:15:39,297
(SIGHS) Not really,
my legs are killing me.

261
00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:45,904
How bad is the pain?

262
00:15:45,978 --> 00:15:48,208
On a scale of one to 10,
10 being the worst.

263
00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:51,274
Nine and a half.

264
00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:54,612
Then why are you smiling?

265
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,382
I'm not smiling.

266
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:05,960
FOREMAN: Leg pain
and pseudo bulbar affect.

267
00:16:06,198 --> 00:16:09,634
He's feeling one emotion while
unknowingly expressing another one.

268
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,329
Classic neurohecatia.

269
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,830
Two days of anticholinergics and
you'll be walking out of here.

270
00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:16,302
Really?

271
00:16:16,575 --> 00:16:20,705
No. I just made that up to see your reaction.
Diagnostic test.

272
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:23,076
This is awesome.

273
00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:27,380
33-year-old carpenter
presenting narcissism,

274
00:16:27,453 --> 00:16:29,387
delusions of grandeur
and hallucinations.

275
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:30,750
He hasn't had hallucinations.

276
00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:35,259
I'm not talking about him, I'm talking
about him, with a capital O-M-G.

277
00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:38,057
You want us to do a differential
diagnosis on Jesus?

278
00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:42,733
Hears voices, thinks he's the son
of God, probably schizophrenic.

279
00:16:43,268 --> 00:16:44,735
I think you offended him.

280
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:48,000
You're saying the patient's religious
extremism could be a symptom?

281
00:16:48,073 --> 00:16:50,405
A neuro disorder could
explain all his delusions.

282
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:53,876
Get an MRI of his brain.
Let's see if we can find God.

283
00:16:58,550 --> 00:17:02,350
Heard you got the daughter's file.
Patient change his mind?

284
00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:04,454
I forged your signature.

285
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,054
Thank you for your honesty.

286
00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:10,527
Think of it as a present.

287
00:17:10,896 --> 00:17:14,798
See, somebody is about to turn
the big 4-5 in several months,

288
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:18,131
and somebody else wants to
make a very big deal of it.

289
00:17:18,237 --> 00:17:19,602
4-3.

290
00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:21,970
4-3. Are you sure?

291
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,030
Very.

292
00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:27,708
How could I make such a mistake?
In reading your HR file.

293
00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:29,208
Oh, no, wait, I didn't.

294
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:34,080
And boom goes the dynamite!
Scores are tied. We are even-steven.

295
00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:38,783
You're right, I did lie.
To HR, not to you.

296
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:43,957
When I first applied for the VP
admin job, I was 29 years old.

297
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:47,226
I knew I'd be taken more seriously
if I were in my early 30s,

298
00:17:47,299 --> 00:17:48,891
so I added two years to my age.

299
00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:51,128
You lied to make
yourself older?

300
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,431
Are you lying
about being a woman?

301
00:17:53,505 --> 00:17:55,496
Even if you can trap me,

302
00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:58,167
do you think I'll suddenly
embrace the value of lying?

303
00:17:58,277 --> 00:18:01,075
My point is you already have.
I just need to prove it.

304
00:18:06,618 --> 00:18:09,587
Chickens aren't roosting.
She's just got a friend.

305
00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:13,147
A guy she met in an online support
group for cheating spouses.

306
00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:16,352
I've heard of that group.
It's called Irony.

307
00:18:17,329 --> 00:18:19,024
You think she's
cheating on her spouse

308
00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:22,157
with someone from a cheating
spouse support group?

309
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:24,929
Sounds like the perfect place
to hit on vulnerable women.

310
00:18:25,003 --> 00:18:28,200
Look. Multiple
dense lesions.

311
00:18:29,341 --> 00:18:31,172
It looks like MS.

312
00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:33,940
How did we miss MS?

313
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,041
It was hiding behind
the malnutrition.

314
00:18:37,149 --> 00:18:39,982
MS. Attacks the immune system.
No system, no symptoms.

315
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:43,215
And now we're feeding him
so they're both back.

316
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:44,277
(SIGHS)

317
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,619
How are you feeling?

318
00:18:47,893 --> 00:18:49,258
(CHUCKLES)

319
00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:50,955
Terrible.

320
00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:52,895
Obviously.

321
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:57,196
Where are your friends?
Still casting lots for your clothes?

322
00:18:57,503 --> 00:18:59,198
All I ask is that
they pray for me.

323
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:02,171
Always sacrificing,
very inspirational.

324
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,235
The lesions are in
your temporal lobes.

325
00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:06,811
When those areas
get messed with,

326
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,676
people have
strange experiences.

327
00:19:08,747 --> 00:19:11,079
Like hauntings, alien
abductions, past lives...

328
00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:12,878
Deals with God?

329
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,215
You didn't come to
see if I was better,

330
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:18,346
you came to see if your medicine
has turned me into an atheist.

331
00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:20,089
I'd settle for agnostic.

332
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:21,485
Faith is not a disease.

333
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:22,549
No, of course not.

334
00:19:23,028 --> 00:19:26,520
On the other hand, it is communicable
and it kills a lot of people.

335
00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:37,405
I can't move my arm.

336
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:43,572
You feel that?

337
00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:50,049
Your friends are not
praying hard enough.

338
00:19:53,659 --> 00:19:54,751
CHASE: It's not MS.

339
00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:56,589
FOREMAN: Paralysis
is a symptom of MS,

340
00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:58,926
so are leg pain and
pseudo bulbar affect.

341
00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:00,794
He's getting worse on the prednisone.
It's not MS.

342
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:03,300
The MRI was clear,
he has lesions.

343
00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:05,996
It could be an AVM,
cerebral infarction.

344
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:08,470
HOUSE: Let's put it
to the vote.

345
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:09,802
Vest or cummerbund?

346
00:20:11,476 --> 00:20:12,568
Cummerbund.

347
00:20:12,911 --> 00:20:14,503
You know me,

348
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:17,674
I can't say no to any of you guys.
You're all correct.

349
00:20:17,749 --> 00:20:21,185
He has MS. But not the friendly Mr.
Rogers MS.

350
00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:23,414
This is the
weird-guy-in-the-panel-van kind.

351
00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:25,487
Marburg MS?

352
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:26,649
What did I just say?

353
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,818
He'll be dead in two to
three days, at the most.

354
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,225
That's unless we can
get someone to nail

355
00:20:30,295 --> 00:20:32,092
themselves to a cross
as soon as possible.

356
00:20:32,197 --> 00:20:34,062
Or stem cell treatment.

357
00:20:34,132 --> 00:20:35,565
That's an experimental
treatment.

358
00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:37,066
That's had promising
results with

359
00:20:37,135 --> 00:20:39,160
demyelinating diseases.
It's our best shot.

360
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,832
It would be if it wasn't
embryonic stem cell treatment.

361
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,067
Our patient's
right of the pope,

362
00:20:43,141 --> 00:20:44,608
he's never gonna
consent to that.

363
00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:47,941
I know that, you know that,
but he doesn't know that.

364
00:20:48,046 --> 00:20:50,276
But now she knows that,
he's gonna know that.

365
00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:52,040
Way to go.

366
00:20:52,117 --> 00:20:56,713
Confirm Marburg. Then see if
he's a fair-weather flagellator.

367
00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:08,290
You looking smashing,
Miss Moneypenny.

368
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:11,231
Cummerbund?
Very foolish, Mr. Bond.

369
00:21:12,237 --> 00:21:13,727
The daughter's case checks out.

370
00:21:13,805 --> 00:21:17,969
Stereotactic biopsy confirmed
stage IV glioblastoma multiforme.

371
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,975
It doesn't respond to chemo

372
00:21:20,078 --> 00:21:23,309
but they gave it to her anyway as
a Hail Mary and just got lucky.

373
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:27,714
So either God intervened,
which is a lazy explanation,

374
00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:31,051
or we just don't know why,
which is no explanation.

375
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:35,150
Sometimes there is no explanation.
And I'm just fine with that.

376
00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:36,591
Which annoys me to no end.

377
00:21:36,662 --> 00:21:40,393
I need that file,
that chair and that desk.

378
00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:47,605
Your woman is
fudging the facts.

379
00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:50,939
Five of those cases,
the stated doses

380
00:21:51,009 --> 00:21:52,738
don't explain
the radiation damage.

381
00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:54,210
Sensitivities vary.

382
00:21:54,279 --> 00:21:55,405
Not that much.

383
00:21:58,083 --> 00:22:01,246
Yeah. That's
what I thought.

384
00:22:03,422 --> 00:22:04,684
(SIGHING)

385
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:08,186
I asked her
point-blank about this.

386
00:22:08,293 --> 00:22:10,557
She said the dosages
were accurate,

387
00:22:10,629 --> 00:22:11,994
and that she had
done nothing wrong.

388
00:22:13,465 --> 00:22:15,126
Because morally she didn't.

389
00:22:15,867 --> 00:22:17,266
All five patients
were terminal,

390
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,770
she exceeded the dosing protocols
to try to save their life.

391
00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:21,271
You'd have done the same.

392
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,035
She's a sap and
she's perfect for you.

393
00:22:25,944 --> 00:22:26,933
(DOOR CLOSES)

394
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:32,181
I hate rehearsal dinners almost
as much as I hate weddings.

395
00:22:32,617 --> 00:22:35,085
The only reason
anyone gets married

396
00:22:35,153 --> 00:22:36,848
is because Homo erectus females

397
00:22:36,988 --> 00:22:40,515
needed protection from
predators while breastfeeding.

398
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,127
And the only reason these
two are getting married

399
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:46,460
is to throw an obnoxious gala to
make the rest of us feel unworthy.

400
00:22:47,299 --> 00:22:48,664
Even though we
know in two years

401
00:22:48,734 --> 00:22:50,725
the lawyers are gonna be
fighting over the Bentleys.

402
00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:54,236
That'd make a lovely toast.

403
00:22:54,339 --> 00:22:56,273
She's got looks,
he's got money.

404
00:22:56,341 --> 00:22:58,468
One of them is
bound to run out.

405
00:22:59,978 --> 00:23:01,912
I give it 19 months.

406
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:04,538
That's very specific.

407
00:23:05,317 --> 00:23:07,376
No fault divorce in
New Jersey requires

408
00:23:07,452 --> 00:23:10,853
couples to live at
least 18 months apart.

409
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,691
I'm actually only
giving it a few weeks.

410
00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:16,026
I thought I was supposed
to be the dark one.

411
00:23:16,094 --> 00:23:17,322
Not today.
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

412
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:18,761
Yeah.

413
00:23:22,534 --> 00:23:25,298
You're gonna have to go stag.
My patient is refusing treatment.

414
00:23:25,604 --> 00:23:26,662
And you care?

415
00:23:26,738 --> 00:23:29,969
No, but it's an excuse
you can't argue with.

416
00:23:33,612 --> 00:23:36,843
Accepting this treatment
is an insult to God.

417
00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:39,281
I can't expect him
to keep our deal.

418
00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:40,812
You already broke it.

419
00:23:41,286 --> 00:23:43,618
Your blood test shows you
were loaded with ibuprofen.

420
00:23:43,789 --> 00:23:45,450
Taking painkillers
breaks my deal?

421
00:23:45,557 --> 00:23:48,583
The point is to suffer like
your savior did, right?

422
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,888
Well, he didn't take myrrh,
the Tylenol of ancient Rome.

423
00:23:52,130 --> 00:23:54,655
And his nails went through his
wrists, not through his palms.

424
00:23:54,766 --> 00:23:55,926
Palms are for sissies.

425
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:57,826
And what about the 39 lashes,

426
00:23:57,903 --> 00:23:59,996
and the beatings and
the crown of thorns?

427
00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:03,639
What you go through is closer to a
bad manicure than a crucifixion.

428
00:24:03,742 --> 00:24:05,369
It's not about
showing God my pain,

429
00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,571
it's about
showing him my faith.

430
00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:10,972
If he asks me to die for my
daughter, I'll do it gladly.

431
00:24:11,082 --> 00:24:13,573
Don't make this
about your daughter.

432
00:24:13,652 --> 00:24:17,088
You're just worried that we'll find a
cure that will cost you your faith,

433
00:24:17,189 --> 00:24:18,417
and you'll be
like the rest of us.

434
00:24:18,490 --> 00:24:23,086
Alone and afraid? You're right.
I don't want that.

435
00:24:23,161 --> 00:24:24,150
MARTHA: You're smiling.

436
00:24:24,229 --> 00:24:26,459
Does that mean that you're
comfortable with your choice

437
00:24:26,531 --> 00:24:28,362
or that you're afraid?

438
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:29,934
Because this may
be your only hope.

439
00:24:30,001 --> 00:24:32,595
You can prescribe a lot of things
but hope isn't one of them.

440
00:24:32,671 --> 00:24:36,471
Sticking by your convictions
and damning the consequences.

441
00:24:36,708 --> 00:24:38,335
You two have a lot in common.

442
00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:41,703
You're both idiots.

443
00:24:48,386 --> 00:24:50,877
All convictions
equally ridiculous?

444
00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:55,050
Just when they're applied
indiscriminately to all circumstances.

445
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:56,286
He needs to see his daughter.

446
00:24:56,361 --> 00:24:57,953
He needs to see
<i>Inherit the Wind.</i>

447
00:24:58,029 --> 00:25:02,489
And tell her he's dying because God
doesn't want him to take his medicine.

448
00:25:06,538 --> 00:25:07,869
Honesty's not all bad.

449
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:10,399
Get her in here.

450
00:25:20,085 --> 00:25:22,815
You don't have to die.
Not if you take the medicine.

451
00:25:26,791 --> 00:25:29,055
The treatment
violates God's laws.

452
00:25:29,127 --> 00:25:30,754
He doesn't want me to take it.

453
00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:33,521
But God doesn't
want you to die.

454
00:25:34,099 --> 00:25:36,659
He doesn't want anyone to die.
He's all about love.

455
00:25:36,801 --> 00:25:38,234
I know this is
coming from your mother.

456
00:25:38,303 --> 00:25:40,168
This is coming from me.

457
00:25:40,305 --> 00:25:43,706
(CRYING) I'm the one who almost
died, I know what it's like.

458
00:25:43,808 --> 00:25:46,174
You're my daddy, you can't die.

459
00:25:48,847 --> 00:25:50,178
I wish I didn't have to.

460
00:25:50,282 --> 00:25:53,046
You don't have to, Daddy.
Just take the medicine.

461
00:25:53,151 --> 00:25:55,779
You always tell me to take
the medicine. Please.

462
00:26:00,492 --> 00:26:03,893
One day, you're
going to understand.

463
00:26:03,962 --> 00:26:04,951
No, I'm not.

464
00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:07,964
I'm never going
to understand that.

465
00:26:09,067 --> 00:26:13,128
If God could do this,
I hate God.

466
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:43,033
I just spotted a couple of hot
girls by the chocolate fountain.

467
00:26:43,835 --> 00:26:45,564
Weren't you just
upstairs with...

468
00:26:45,670 --> 00:26:47,729
It wouldn't have happened
if not for you, buddy.

469
00:26:49,708 --> 00:26:52,506
Someone had to distract
the sober friend.

470
00:26:52,577 --> 00:26:53,942
I'm not here to
be your wingman.

471
00:26:54,012 --> 00:26:55,570
I'll be your wingman this time.

472
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:57,773
I didn't come here
to get laid either.

473
00:26:57,849 --> 00:26:58,838
Then don't.

474
00:26:58,950 --> 00:27:01,009
Talking to beautiful women
isn't nearly as much fun

475
00:27:01,086 --> 00:27:03,350
as watching Taub not
talking to his wife.

476
00:27:09,728 --> 00:27:11,389
I went through
your e-mails.

477
00:27:11,930 --> 00:27:14,228
There's nothing in there
that's inappropriate.

478
00:27:14,432 --> 00:27:15,797
We're friends, Chris.

479
00:27:15,900 --> 00:27:18,460
But you tell him things
that you've never told me.

480
00:27:18,570 --> 00:27:21,232
I tell him things I can't
tell you, that's the point.

481
00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,103
Not things about me, about you.

482
00:27:23,508 --> 00:27:26,341
About your new job,
about coloring your hair,

483
00:27:26,444 --> 00:27:28,605
about how you felt
when your mother died.

484
00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:30,906
I want to know those things.

485
00:27:31,149 --> 00:27:34,016
He's easy to talk to.

486
00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:39,984
He's open and honest.
He makes me feel safe.

487
00:27:40,091 --> 00:27:41,786
Sounds like you love him.

488
00:27:41,860 --> 00:27:44,260
I'm not having an affair.

489
00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:47,787
He lives in Oregon. I've never met him.
I probably never will.

490
00:27:47,866 --> 00:27:50,300
You are having an affair,
an emotional one.

491
00:27:50,368 --> 00:27:53,599
Are you equating what I'm
doing with what you did?

492
00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:55,333
I've done terrible
things to you.

493
00:27:55,407 --> 00:27:57,705
And I deserve all
of this and more.

494
00:27:57,809 --> 00:28:00,778
But you can't pretend that what
you're doing isn't hurtful.

495
00:28:08,620 --> 00:28:10,281
Someone looks lovely tonight.

496
00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:11,788
Thank you.

497
00:28:12,023 --> 00:28:13,615
I meant me.

498
00:28:15,193 --> 00:28:17,991
But someone else
looks simply stunning.

499
00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:20,392
That was you.

500
00:28:20,498 --> 00:28:22,898
And the blonde at the bar.

501
00:28:23,001 --> 00:28:26,664
Just to be clear, this whole
little act isn't gonna work.

502
00:28:26,738 --> 00:28:29,832
I need an apology,
not flattery.

503
00:28:30,475 --> 00:28:33,239
It's not an act.
It's the wedding.

504
00:28:33,311 --> 00:28:34,335
You hate weddings.

505
00:28:34,412 --> 00:28:37,404
I thought I did.
Then I realized I've never been to one.

506
00:28:37,515 --> 00:28:38,709
Never?

507
00:28:38,817 --> 00:28:40,842
Turns out they're kind of fun.

508
00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:45,387
Well, I can't complain about my boss.
He's right here.

509
00:28:46,858 --> 00:28:47,847
You're his boss?

510
00:28:47,926 --> 00:28:48,984
CHASE: Only Mondays
through Fridays.

511
00:28:49,060 --> 00:28:51,824
On the weekends, he's my bro.

512
00:28:56,801 --> 00:28:58,462
This round's on the bro?

513
00:29:08,012 --> 00:29:09,001
Um...

514
00:29:10,548 --> 00:29:12,880
I'm sorry about your daughter.

515
00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:15,177
I never meant to hurt her.

516
00:29:16,688 --> 00:29:18,383
You just thought
she'd change my mind.

517
00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:22,893
I was surprised she didn't.

518
00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:26,522
So was I.

519
00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:31,094
I didn't tell you the truth.

520
00:29:31,703 --> 00:29:34,001
When I said I'm
not afraid to die.

521
00:29:34,706 --> 00:29:37,368
But you're going
straight to heaven, so...

522
00:29:38,543 --> 00:29:41,239
That's what I believe.
But I'm human.

523
00:29:41,379 --> 00:29:43,506
So you know you may be wrong.

524
00:29:45,083 --> 00:29:47,551
How could you do
what you just did?

525
00:29:50,355 --> 00:29:55,019
That's why we have beliefs, so we
can still see the right thing to do

526
00:29:55,093 --> 00:29:57,061
when we're blinded
with doubt and fear.

527
00:29:58,429 --> 00:30:03,128
Our beliefs define us.
If we lose them, who are we?

528
00:30:11,876 --> 00:30:15,539
Look, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean for it to go that way.

529
00:30:19,717 --> 00:30:23,653
You think I'm being
selfish but I'm not.

530
00:30:26,324 --> 00:30:30,158
He makes me feel better
about me and about us.

531
00:30:31,162 --> 00:30:33,596
Well, that is hard to believe

532
00:30:34,966 --> 00:30:38,402
because all I feel
right now is betrayed.

533
00:30:39,137 --> 00:30:40,263
I never wanted that.

534
00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:41,327
Good.

535
00:30:42,073 --> 00:30:45,839
Because just like you asked
me to stop my behavior,

536
00:30:45,977 --> 00:30:48,309
I'm asking you to stop this.

537
00:30:52,016 --> 00:30:53,711
No?

538
00:30:53,785 --> 00:30:55,446
I'm not gonna lie to you.

539
00:30:55,587 --> 00:30:57,282
Is this revenge?

540
00:30:58,823 --> 00:31:00,222
I don't know.

541
00:31:00,291 --> 00:31:02,987
But I do know that it's
something I need right now.

542
00:31:14,639 --> 00:31:15,970
What would you wear?

543
00:31:18,343 --> 00:31:20,038
I'm a sucker for
the white gown.

544
00:31:22,647 --> 00:31:25,878
Traditionally for young,
first-time brides.

545
00:31:26,117 --> 00:31:29,644
Well, I may not be
young but I'd be first-time.

546
00:31:31,856 --> 00:31:34,290
That is a lie.

547
00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:43,292
You were married before.
In 1987, for six days.

548
00:31:45,470 --> 00:31:47,836
Your knowledge of New Jersey
divorce law made me suspicious,

549
00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:48,998
so I looked it up.

550
00:31:51,509 --> 00:31:53,033
So this was all your trap?

551
00:31:53,678 --> 00:31:57,239
Trap's primitive,
I prefer inveiglement.

552
00:31:57,348 --> 00:32:01,842
Anyway, the point is, I lied to you,
you lied to me, I forgive you.

553
00:32:09,027 --> 00:32:10,392
Well played.

554
00:32:16,567 --> 00:32:18,694
You're tired, aren't you?
All those files.

555
00:32:19,370 --> 00:32:22,498
No, no, I was thinking...

556
00:32:24,676 --> 00:32:27,509
I mean, if those two even have the
slightest chance of making it,

557
00:32:27,578 --> 00:32:30,513
then we have to
be a sure thing.

558
00:32:31,416 --> 00:32:33,680
And we've already
made all our mistakes.

559
00:32:34,519 --> 00:32:35,508
And...

560
00:32:41,693 --> 00:32:45,288
I've come to realize
that I love you

561
00:32:45,363 --> 00:32:47,263
even more than I thought I did.

562
00:32:47,598 --> 00:32:50,726
Sam, will you marry me again?

563
00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:52,030
(LAUGHS)

564
00:32:55,940 --> 00:32:58,408
Wow. I don't even
know what to say.

565
00:32:58,743 --> 00:33:00,142
I have a suggestion.

566
00:33:00,578 --> 00:33:03,240
Where did this even come from?
When did you...

567
00:33:05,917 --> 00:33:08,385
You just came to realize?

568
00:33:08,453 --> 00:33:11,650
What made you
love me even more?

569
00:33:12,957 --> 00:33:19,453
Everything you've done, your
work, your sense of morality.

570
00:33:22,633 --> 00:33:24,100
The five cases.

571
00:33:24,902 --> 00:33:28,099
I not only agree with what
you did, I admire it.

572
00:33:28,239 --> 00:33:30,070
I didn't do anything.
You already asked me

573
00:33:30,141 --> 00:33:32,609
about the files and
I told you the truth.

574
00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:35,009
I know, and I get it.

575
00:33:36,314 --> 00:33:37,645
You don't believe me.

576
00:33:37,782 --> 00:33:42,014
I believe that you
are a wonderful person.

577
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:43,348
Who lies and cheats.

578
00:33:43,421 --> 00:33:44,445
No, Sam.

579
00:33:44,522 --> 00:33:47,150
(SIGHS) Listen,
I'm on your side.

580
00:33:48,292 --> 00:33:50,021
I can't believe this.

581
00:33:52,497 --> 00:33:55,159
What? Sam. Sam,
don't do this.

582
00:34:21,025 --> 00:34:22,788
So how many do you think?

583
00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:25,362
At least three.

584
00:34:26,230 --> 00:34:27,959
Hat-trick Chase.

585
00:34:29,167 --> 00:34:32,864
See? Life of the bachelor.
All of the sex, none of the guilt.

586
00:34:33,671 --> 00:34:37,334
It's not over, okay?
I just really miscalculated.

587
00:34:38,342 --> 00:34:40,401
I thought she'd forgiven
me for everything

588
00:34:40,511 --> 00:34:45,005
but all those hurt feelings,
they never really went away.

589
00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:49,913
That makes a lot more sense.

590
00:34:51,055 --> 00:34:54,547
Ignore him, he just got an idea.

591
00:34:56,727 --> 00:34:58,490
I have one more test to run.

592
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:04,425
Uh, I hate weddings.

593
00:35:20,718 --> 00:35:21,912
(SIGHS)

594
00:35:22,453 --> 00:35:23,545
Won't be long now.

595
00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:29,059
You'll be staring down the
yawning void before you know it.

596
00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:31,587
You came from a wedding
to tell me that?

597
00:35:31,696 --> 00:35:36,690
No, I came from a wedding
to run a PET scan.

598
00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:38,560
Thought you'd given up on me.

599
00:35:38,736 --> 00:35:41,899
I have. PET scan
was for your daughter.

600
00:35:42,807 --> 00:35:44,297
I was wrong about her.

601
00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:47,744
She did have glioblastoma.

602
00:35:49,881 --> 00:35:53,442
And she still does.
Cancer never went away.

603
00:35:54,585 --> 00:35:57,986
Yes, it did.
They tested her every year.

604
00:35:58,222 --> 00:35:59,814
With a CT scan

605
00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:04,322
which misses all the tiny little
tumors that a PET scan doesn't.

606
00:36:04,428 --> 00:36:08,421
You made a mistake.
She does not have cancer anymore.

607
00:36:08,733 --> 00:36:11,497
I ran it twice, no mistake.

608
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:17,104
Looks like God broke your deal.

609
00:36:20,778 --> 00:36:22,268
I'm sorry.

610
00:36:23,681 --> 00:36:25,512
But I'm also right.

611
00:36:30,021 --> 00:36:31,511
You're a bastard.

612
00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:39,659
Do whatever you want to me.

613
00:36:41,465 --> 00:36:42,830
Good call.

614
00:36:49,807 --> 00:36:52,435
Surprised you've got enough
strength to come to work today.

615
00:36:52,510 --> 00:36:55,308
Thirty-six hours is long
enough for me to recover.

616
00:36:55,546 --> 00:36:58,014
And not nearly long enough for
this guy to be getting better.

617
00:36:58,115 --> 00:37:00,879
House wanted us checking
every 12 hours anyway.

618
00:37:01,819 --> 00:37:02,843
Sorry I took off on you.

619
00:37:03,554 --> 00:37:04,612
Twice.

620
00:37:05,156 --> 00:37:07,716
First one was my bad.
Second one I had no choice.

621
00:37:08,993 --> 00:37:10,221
It was a threesome.

622
00:37:11,629 --> 00:37:12,960
They're overrated.

623
00:37:14,131 --> 00:37:15,894
He's bluffing.
He's bluffing.

624
00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:17,662
(MACHINE BEEPS)

625
00:37:17,735 --> 00:37:19,168
Get House.

626
00:37:20,571 --> 00:37:23,904
Got something to show you.
Your daughter's PET scan.

627
00:37:25,476 --> 00:37:26,738
It's clean.

628
00:37:27,812 --> 00:37:29,040
She's fine.

629
00:37:30,548 --> 00:37:31,845
My bad.

630
00:37:32,383 --> 00:37:34,544
Got her mixed up
with Marion Silver.

631
00:37:35,186 --> 00:37:38,747
Marisa Silva.
That's believable, right?

632
00:37:39,557 --> 00:37:43,084
Anyhow, good news for you,
bad news for Mr. Silver.

633
00:37:43,194 --> 00:37:46,994
You tricked me.
God didn't break our deal, I did.

634
00:37:48,232 --> 00:37:51,224
You led me into temptation
and I followed.

635
00:37:51,335 --> 00:37:53,098
And God will
punish you for that.

636
00:37:53,204 --> 00:37:55,104
He has to.
'Cause if he didn't,

637
00:37:55,373 --> 00:37:56,931
it'd make you wonder,
wouldn't it?

638
00:37:57,041 --> 00:37:58,201
He will.

639
00:37:58,576 --> 00:38:01,773
Well, that's why I'm
so confused by this.

640
00:38:02,847 --> 00:38:06,442
This is your MRI.
Shows incremental improvement.

641
00:38:06,550 --> 00:38:07,676
You're getting better.

642
00:38:09,353 --> 00:38:10,786
I double-checked
the name on this one.

643
00:38:11,455 --> 00:38:16,358
But it's not all good news.
This patient is screwed.

644
00:38:16,794 --> 00:38:19,763
Technical term is
dead as a doornail.

645
00:38:20,231 --> 00:38:21,289
Who is that?

646
00:38:21,599 --> 00:38:22,623
God.

647
00:38:23,434 --> 00:38:25,026
You broke your deal with him

648
00:38:25,102 --> 00:38:26,967
but your daughter's fine
and you're getting better.

649
00:38:27,071 --> 00:38:30,563
Nothing bad happened.
Which can only mean one thing,

650
00:38:30,641 --> 00:38:31,972
there is no God.

651
00:38:33,277 --> 00:38:36,041
'Course, if your daughter gets
hit by a meteorite today,

652
00:38:36,113 --> 00:38:38,274
I would have some
serious egg on my face.

653
00:38:38,382 --> 00:38:39,747
(CHUCKLING)

654
00:38:40,384 --> 00:38:43,911
You're smiling.
I assume that means you're miserable.

655
00:38:44,822 --> 00:38:46,483
It means I'm happy.

656
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:50,889
This doesn't mean
God doesn't exist,

657
00:38:50,961 --> 00:38:53,486
it just means
he's truly merciful.

658
00:38:55,232 --> 00:38:57,063
My beautiful Marisa was right,

659
00:38:58,002 --> 00:38:59,299
God is all about love.

660
00:38:59,437 --> 00:39:03,100
Punishment is proof of God and
no punishment is proof of God.

661
00:39:04,075 --> 00:39:05,838
Ingenious argument.

662
00:39:07,745 --> 00:39:09,440
Faith isn't an argument.

663
00:39:12,750 --> 00:39:14,684
I'd like to see my daughter.

664
00:39:24,261 --> 00:39:26,024
Everyone else knew?

665
00:39:26,697 --> 00:39:29,666
Everyone I could trust.
So, yes.

666
00:39:31,268 --> 00:39:33,964
If you had told me,
he'd be dead by now.

667
00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:37,197
So why do I still
want to tell the truth?

668
00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:41,675
Either you're na:ïve, or you have scruples.
I'm not sure which is worse.

669
00:39:42,446 --> 00:39:45,472
This is insane.
We can't work like this.

670
00:39:46,684 --> 00:39:47,878
I can.

671
00:39:54,125 --> 00:39:55,149
Sam?

672
00:39:56,293 --> 00:39:58,853
Sorry, I was hoping to be
done before you got home.

673
00:39:59,663 --> 00:40:01,790
We had a fight.
We had one fight.

674
00:40:02,666 --> 00:40:04,964
And I admitted I was wrong.

675
00:40:05,035 --> 00:40:06,559
We can talk about it,
we can get over it.

676
00:40:06,670 --> 00:40:07,694
This is about trust.

677
00:40:07,805 --> 00:40:10,137
I never lied to
you about anything.

678
00:40:10,207 --> 00:40:12,835
I know,
and I always trusted you.

679
00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:14,400
I...

680
00:40:15,346 --> 00:40:17,109
Maybe we could
talk to a counselor.

681
00:40:17,181 --> 00:40:18,876
You said that helped
after our divorce.

682
00:40:18,983 --> 00:40:21,679
It did, and I think
I changed a lot.

683
00:40:22,186 --> 00:40:25,155
And I haven't.
This is my fault?

684
00:40:26,657 --> 00:40:28,921
I know where this is going.

685
00:40:28,993 --> 00:40:30,551
And I don't want
to go there again.

686
00:40:33,364 --> 00:40:37,596
You're quitting, Sam.
You're quitting again.

687
00:40:39,069 --> 00:40:40,832
So I guess you haven't
changed that much.

688
00:41:05,162 --> 00:41:06,151
(SIGHS)

689
00:41:07,198 --> 00:41:08,597
(DOOR OPENS)

690
00:41:10,067 --> 00:41:11,193
Good work today.

691
00:41:12,303 --> 00:41:14,134
Don't even think your
patient's gonna sue.

692
00:41:15,806 --> 00:41:17,433
Looks like everybody's happy.

693
00:41:22,112 --> 00:41:23,636
I've been an idiot.

694
00:41:25,983 --> 00:41:28,042
I got this argument
stuck in my head.

695
00:41:28,118 --> 00:41:32,418
If everybody lies, then trust is
not only unfounded and pointless,

696
00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:34,424
it's fictional.

697
00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:38,758
But trust is not an argument
that can be won or lost.

698
00:41:39,129 --> 00:41:44,328
Maybe I just have to suspend
my cynicism and believe.

699
00:41:46,437 --> 00:41:48,462
Maybe it's time
I took a leap of faith.

700
00:41:52,776 --> 00:41:54,141
I'm sorry.

701
00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:57,109
I won't lie to you again.

702
00:41:59,617 --> 00:42:00,982
Thank you.

703
00:42:07,391 --> 00:42:08,585
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

704
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:18,124
Sam left me.

705
00:42:18,502 --> 00:42:20,129
What a moron.

706
00:42:22,006 --> 00:42:23,974
Too soon. I'm still
in love with her.

707
00:42:25,142 --> 00:42:26,439
I meant you.

708
00:42:27,845 --> 00:42:30,439
Do you have a drink?
Or drinks?

709
00:42:31,015 --> 00:42:32,346
Cuddy's coming over.

710
00:42:37,555 --> 00:42:39,216
Does she know you're here?

711
00:42:40,724 --> 00:42:42,555
I apologized to her.

712
00:42:48,032 --> 00:42:50,466
(SIGHS) Good for you.

713
00:42:53,203 --> 00:42:56,366
Not really, I lied.

714
00:43:00,477 --> 00:43:03,969
I just took your advice.
Too bad you didn't.

715
00:43:07,651 --> 00:43:09,141
Good for you.

716
00:43:13,557 --> 00:43:14,546
(DOOR CLOSES)

