1 00:00:00,220 --> 00:00:01,359 So here's what you missed on Glee: 2 00:00:01,360 --> 00:00:03,281 Kurt's still getting harassed and doesn't know what to do about it. 3 00:00:03,282 --> 00:00:04,300 I am gonna kill you. 4 00:00:04,301 --> 00:00:06,140 Finn and Kurt got mad at each other, because Kurt had 5 00:00:06,141 --> 00:00:08,095 a crush on Finn, and then Finn called him a nasty name, 6 00:00:08,096 --> 00:00:09,954 but it also wasn't cool that Kurt couldn't take a hint, 7 00:00:09,955 --> 00:00:11,853 and their parents are dating, so it's a little awkward. 8 00:00:11,854 --> 00:00:13,007 Sam and Quinn are sort of dating, 9 00:00:13,008 --> 00:00:14,209 and Sue sort of dated Rod Remington. 10 00:00:14,210 --> 00:00:17,527 You sunk my battleship, Rod, and you sunk it hard. 11 00:00:17,528 --> 00:00:19,486 But then she caught him cheating, so she's back on the market, 12 00:00:19,487 --> 00:00:21,278 and that's what you missed on Glee. 13 00:00:29,965 --> 00:00:31,876 Oh. What's going on? 14 00:00:32,336 --> 00:00:33,928 Is this one of those interventions, 'cause...? 15 00:00:33,929 --> 00:00:35,308 If it is, it's for the both of us. 16 00:00:35,309 --> 00:00:37,253 They bombarded me and forced me to bring them to you. 17 00:00:37,254 --> 00:00:38,205 Okay, come on, tell 'em. 18 00:00:38,206 --> 00:00:38,994 - No, no, no, you. - Come on. 19 00:00:38,995 --> 00:00:40,073 No. We said in the car. 20 00:00:40,074 --> 00:00:40,815 Come on, you, you. 21 00:00:40,816 --> 00:00:41,584 - Come on, you. - Please! 22 00:00:41,585 --> 00:00:44,906 All right, so you know how I drive Carole to work every Tuesday? 23 00:00:44,989 --> 00:00:47,277 Well, today I drove here, 24 00:00:47,278 --> 00:00:50,659 and we snuck into that classroom where Kurt introduced us... 25 00:00:50,660 --> 00:00:53,450 Very romantic of me, I might add... And I... 26 00:00:53,451 --> 00:00:54,892 He proposed! He proposed! 27 00:00:54,893 --> 00:00:56,334 You stole the punch line! 28 00:00:56,588 --> 00:00:57,564 Come on! 29 00:00:57,565 --> 00:00:59,093 Wow. This just happened? 30 00:00:59,094 --> 00:01:00,420 Oh, Dad! 31 00:01:00,634 --> 00:01:02,539 Oh! We wanted the two of you to be the first to know. 32 00:01:02,540 --> 00:01:04,031 Yeah, after the kids in that homeroom. 33 00:01:04,032 --> 00:01:05,996 Come on, family hug, huh? 34 00:01:05,997 --> 00:01:07,060 - Okay. - Come on! 35 00:01:09,916 --> 00:01:11,677 I'm so excited and... And nervous! 36 00:01:11,678 --> 00:01:12,877 - Oh, don't be, don't be. - Well, no. Okay. 37 00:01:12,878 --> 00:01:14,307 Oh, my God, this is just what I needed. 38 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:15,669 I will take care of it from here. 39 00:01:15,670 --> 00:01:18,626 I have a trunk full of wedding magazines hidden under my bed. 40 00:01:18,627 --> 00:01:21,490 I'm thinking of a russet and cognac theme. 41 00:01:21,491 --> 00:01:23,456 Those are colors, Finn. Fall wedding colors. 44 00:01:25,516 --> 00:01:26,761 We're gonna use whatever savings we have. 45 00:01:26,762 --> 00:01:28,369 We are spending it on the honeymoon. 46 00:01:28,370 --> 00:01:29,895 That's right. We're going to Waikiki. 47 00:01:29,896 --> 00:01:30,770 We're gonna go to the hotel 48 00:01:30,771 --> 00:01:32,387 where they put up the guest stars on Lost. 49 00:01:32,388 --> 00:01:34,292 Finn, you... You haven't said anything. 50 00:01:34,293 --> 00:01:35,699 Uh, I'm... 51 00:01:35,700 --> 00:01:37,407 I guess I'm just kind of stunned. 52 00:01:37,517 --> 00:01:39,743 Hey, don't worry. I'm already looking for a bigger house. 53 00:01:39,744 --> 00:01:42,016 One where everybody's gonna get their own rooms. All right? 54 00:01:42,017 --> 00:01:44,488 Come on, honey. Be happy for me. 55 00:01:46,805 --> 00:01:47,974 I am, Mom. 56 00:01:47,975 --> 00:01:49,209 All right, now listen, Kurt, 57 00:01:49,210 --> 00:01:50,947 Mr. Wedding Planner, I want you to take care of one thing. 58 00:01:50,948 --> 00:01:53,225 I don't care about the food or the booze at this party, 59 00:01:53,226 --> 00:01:54,849 but I want one heck of a band. 60 00:01:55,005 --> 00:01:55,915 I've been eating right. 61 00:01:55,916 --> 00:01:57,148 I've been exercising. 62 00:01:57,928 --> 00:01:59,478 And I want to boogie with Carole at this wedding. 63 00:02:00,705 --> 00:02:01,671 And I will boogie. 64 00:02:01,672 --> 00:02:03,284 All right. It's already taken care of, Dad. 65 00:02:03,285 --> 00:02:05,691 I'm going to hire the New Directions as your band. 66 00:02:05,692 --> 00:02:07,345 Right? It won't cost you a cent. 67 00:02:07,346 --> 00:02:08,664 They're cheap, they're available. 68 00:02:09,176 --> 00:02:10,424 Long story short... 69 00:02:11,030 --> 00:02:12,488 You're having a Glee wedding. 70 00:02:13,452 --> 00:02:16,169 Sync by YYeTs.net Corrected by arnozet www.addic7ed.com 71 00:02:16,289 --> 00:02:18,787 Today is a red-letter day. 72 00:02:19,093 --> 00:02:22,621 The big day has finally arrived for one Sue Sylvester. 73 00:02:22,622 --> 00:02:24,107 Becky, get in here! 74 00:02:24,108 --> 00:02:27,715 Get these invites down to the post office, stat. 75 00:02:27,923 --> 00:02:29,108 Got it, Coach. 76 00:02:29,851 --> 00:02:34,407 And to think that this joyous occasion began in horror. 77 00:02:34,408 --> 00:02:38,361 Which is why I just prefer to think of the homeless as outdoorsy. 78 00:02:38,362 --> 00:02:40,230 So shine on, urban campers! 79 00:02:40,231 --> 00:02:42,002 You smell like adventure! 80 00:02:42,003 --> 00:02:44,720 And that's how Sue sees it. 81 00:02:44,721 --> 00:02:47,236 Sue, you're the bee's knees. 82 00:02:47,237 --> 00:02:48,182 Before we break, 83 00:02:48,183 --> 00:02:49,697 I'd like to make an announcement. 84 00:02:49,698 --> 00:02:51,626 Rod and I are engaged. 85 00:02:52,556 --> 00:02:54,835 I popped the question in my building's 86 00:02:54,836 --> 00:02:57,493 common-use hot tub. Booyah. 87 00:02:57,494 --> 00:02:58,639 Not to worry, ladies. 88 00:02:58,640 --> 00:03:00,118 It's an open marriage. 89 00:03:00,119 --> 00:03:01,305 We'll be right back. 90 00:03:01,377 --> 00:03:03,883 How dare you humiliate me like that! 91 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:05,394 People know you and I dated. 92 00:03:05,395 --> 00:03:08,531 Sue, you can't tame the tiger. 93 00:03:08,532 --> 00:03:10,260 You've read my tattoos. 94 00:03:10,261 --> 00:03:11,157 Face it, Sue. 95 00:03:11,158 --> 00:03:12,637 You're never going to find someone, 96 00:03:12,638 --> 00:03:14,433 and you're going to die alone. 97 00:03:15,599 --> 00:03:18,927 So I decided to try online dating. 98 00:03:21,234 --> 00:03:24,244 And there was only one match for Sue Sylvester. 99 00:03:26,292 --> 00:03:28,722 One Sue Sylvester. 100 00:03:30,416 --> 00:03:32,116 So thanks, eDesperate. 101 00:03:32,117 --> 00:03:33,873 I'm over the moon. 102 00:03:33,874 --> 00:03:36,220 Or maybe I'm a little high off this adhesive, 103 00:03:36,221 --> 00:03:38,951 but I want to scream from the highest mountain, 104 00:03:38,952 --> 00:03:42,440 "Sue Sylvester is marrying herself." 105 00:03:46,227 --> 00:03:48,551 Hey, is that safe? 106 00:03:48,552 --> 00:03:50,080 With your shoulder messed up and all? 107 00:03:50,081 --> 00:03:51,992 Doesn't feel messed up to me. Now that I'm healthy, 108 00:03:51,993 --> 00:03:53,474 I'm going to be gunning to get my job back. 109 00:03:53,698 --> 00:03:56,700 Well, Coach Beiste isn't going to replace me while we're winning. 110 00:03:56,701 --> 00:03:58,066 You can't win every game. 111 00:03:58,067 --> 00:03:59,939 Look, I still want to be friends. It's just, 112 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:02,903 I'm kind of on the cusp of being one of the most popular guys in school. 113 00:04:03,796 --> 00:04:05,065 Wow. I, uh... 114 00:04:05,206 --> 00:04:07,403 I didn't think you were the type that cared about that stuff. 115 00:04:07,404 --> 00:04:09,311 Everyone does. Being on top 116 00:04:09,312 --> 00:04:10,764 means you don't have to take crap from anybody. 117 00:04:10,765 --> 00:04:13,100 No teasing, no Slushee facials. 118 00:04:13,540 --> 00:04:15,668 Being quarterback isn't going to put you on top, 119 00:04:16,601 --> 00:04:19,617 especially since you can't even get Quinn to be your girlfriend. 120 00:04:19,618 --> 00:04:20,812 I'm working on that, too. 121 00:04:30,403 --> 00:04:32,415 So, what do you want to talk about in private? 122 00:04:32,416 --> 00:04:35,880 These galactic mobiles aren't the stars of McKinley. 123 00:04:36,484 --> 00:04:37,504 We are. 124 00:04:37,868 --> 00:04:39,383 Or at least, I want us to be. 125 00:04:41,991 --> 00:04:43,311 I think I love you. 126 00:04:46,553 --> 00:04:49,424 Look, my shoulder's healed, I'm going to be the quarterback again soon. 127 00:04:49,572 --> 00:04:51,253 And you're already the head cheerleader. 128 00:04:53,299 --> 00:04:55,163 Oh, my God, are you proposing? 129 00:04:55,285 --> 00:04:57,470 We've known each other for six weeks. Stand up. 130 00:04:57,471 --> 00:04:59,453 - You're freaking me out. - I want to marry you... 131 00:04:59,780 --> 00:05:03,801 Some day. Until then, will you accept this promise ring? 132 00:05:04,895 --> 00:05:06,570 What are you, six? 133 00:05:06,571 --> 00:05:08,043 If you accept, 134 00:05:08,983 --> 00:05:12,399 this ring will symbolize my promise to you to be true, 135 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:15,759 to never pressure you to do anything more than kiss, 136 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:16,855 to listen to your problems, 137 00:05:16,856 --> 00:05:19,412 to tell you when you have food in your teeth 138 00:05:19,413 --> 00:05:21,715 or eye gunk, to come over to your house whenever you need 139 00:05:21,716 --> 00:05:23,284 something super heavy moved around. 140 00:05:23,742 --> 00:05:27,203 I promise to make you feel proud 141 00:05:27,204 --> 00:05:29,817 when you point down the hall and say, 142 00:05:29,818 --> 00:05:31,531 "That dude's my boyfriend." 143 00:05:31,713 --> 00:05:34,265 And I promise to do all of those things 144 00:05:34,293 --> 00:05:36,593 without ever trying to sound like Matthew McConaughey. 145 00:05:41,973 --> 00:05:43,702 I really care about you, Quinn. 146 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:46,810 And I want us to be together. 147 00:05:53,790 --> 00:05:54,915 Is that a no? 148 00:05:55,981 --> 00:05:57,257 It's a maybe. 149 00:06:09,558 --> 00:06:12,057 Hey, uh, so I've been reviewing this itinerary, 150 00:06:12,058 --> 00:06:13,497 and I don't really get it. 151 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:16,040 Are you sure we should release 300 live doves indoors? 152 00:06:16,041 --> 00:06:17,778 Won't that get kind of messy? 153 00:06:17,779 --> 00:06:19,681 That's why we feed them glitter, Finn. 154 00:06:20,220 --> 00:06:23,457 Oh. Well, look, I've been thinking about it. 155 00:06:23,458 --> 00:06:25,780 I really want to do something special for the wedding, and 156 00:06:25,781 --> 00:06:27,022 I wanted to take this opportunity 157 00:06:27,023 --> 00:06:31,780 to sort of remind everyone that I'm, you know, a leader. 158 00:06:32,132 --> 00:06:33,547 I have the perfect idea. 159 00:06:33,771 --> 00:06:35,255 After you walk your mom down the aisle, 160 00:06:35,256 --> 00:06:36,567 and give her away to my dad... 161 00:06:36,568 --> 00:06:37,242 Incredibly creepy. 162 00:06:37,243 --> 00:06:38,733 And give your speech to the newlyweds... 163 00:06:38,734 --> 00:06:40,294 Which I will write, although you are free 164 00:06:40,295 --> 00:06:41,642 to suggest overall themes... 165 00:06:41,643 --> 00:06:43,208 You and Carole will have a lovely 166 00:06:43,209 --> 00:06:44,696 mother-and-son dance in front of everyone. 167 00:06:44,697 --> 00:06:45,992 Ah, that's a terrible idea. 168 00:06:45,993 --> 00:06:47,645 Everybody knows I'm the worst dancer. 169 00:06:47,646 --> 00:06:48,725 Finn, trust me on this. 170 00:06:48,726 --> 00:06:50,677 I've been planning weddings since I was two. 171 00:06:50,678 --> 00:06:52,435 My Power Rangers got married and divorced 172 00:06:52,436 --> 00:06:54,277 in so many combinations, they were like Fleetwood Mac. 173 00:06:54,278 --> 00:06:55,731 I guess if I could pull it off, 174 00:06:56,574 --> 00:06:58,698 it would make me seem like a cool stud. 175 00:06:58,699 --> 00:06:59,836 Totally. 176 00:06:59,912 --> 00:07:01,780 Thanks. It's a plan. 177 00:07:11,201 --> 00:07:12,671 I don't want you near me. 178 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:25,790 Can I have this? 179 00:07:28,292 --> 00:07:29,488 Thanks. 180 00:07:35,419 --> 00:07:36,351 Are you okay? 181 00:07:38,879 --> 00:07:39,739 No. No. 182 00:07:39,740 --> 00:07:41,822 Okay, let's go to the principal, come on. 183 00:07:43,430 --> 00:07:45,096 Did he physically hurt you? 184 00:07:46,432 --> 00:07:47,014 No. 185 00:07:47,015 --> 00:07:48,667 You said he's shoved you into the lockers before. 186 00:07:48,668 --> 00:07:50,269 Well, I can't expel a kid for shoving. 187 00:07:50,270 --> 00:07:52,425 He'll just say, "I didn't mean to shove that kid, I tripped!" 188 00:07:52,426 --> 00:07:53,543 Excuse works like a charm. 189 00:07:53,544 --> 00:07:54,501 I use it all the time. 190 00:07:54,502 --> 00:07:55,953 He didn't shove me this time. 191 00:07:55,954 --> 00:07:58,229 He just... terrified me. 192 00:07:58,230 --> 00:08:01,750 Lady, I can't suspend a student because he scares you. 193 00:08:01,751 --> 00:08:04,690 High school is a dry run for the rest of your life. 194 00:08:04,691 --> 00:08:07,030 It's rough. People can be mean. 195 00:08:07,031 --> 00:08:08,145 That's your advice? 196 00:08:08,372 --> 00:08:09,530 That's all you have to say? 197 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:11,930 William, I was bullied my entire life. 198 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:14,295 I grew up with a handicapable sister. 199 00:08:14,296 --> 00:08:17,040 I know very well how cruel people can be. 200 00:08:17,041 --> 00:08:18,689 Was it difficult? Yes. 201 00:08:18,924 --> 00:08:20,329 Did it make me stronger? 202 00:08:21,139 --> 00:08:22,011 You bet it did. 203 00:08:22,012 --> 00:08:23,664 It's the fear that's the worst. 204 00:08:24,392 --> 00:08:26,986 I never know when it's coming, I can't concentrate, 205 00:08:26,987 --> 00:08:28,799 I don't feel like I'm part of this school at all. 206 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,753 I feel like I'm in a horror movie where this creature 207 00:08:30,754 --> 00:08:32,181 follows me around terrifying me, 208 00:08:32,182 --> 00:08:34,069 and there's nothing that I can do about it? 209 00:08:34,070 --> 00:08:35,032 I mean, you... 210 00:08:35,416 --> 00:08:37,505 You don't know what's going on in this kid's head. 211 00:08:37,506 --> 00:08:38,999 You don't know what he's capable of. 212 00:08:42,053 --> 00:08:43,057 What does that mean? 213 00:08:43,192 --> 00:08:45,217 Nothing. Maybe I'm overreacting. 214 00:08:45,218 --> 00:08:48,959 Lady, this kid lays a finger on you, you come straight to me, 215 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:50,456 and I will expel him faster 216 00:08:50,457 --> 00:08:53,581 than a Thai take-out place can read back your delivery order. 217 00:08:53,582 --> 00:08:54,735 Okay? 218 00:08:54,736 --> 00:08:55,733 But until that happens, 219 00:08:55,734 --> 00:08:58,151 and I'm genuinely sorry to say this, 220 00:08:58,515 --> 00:09:01,360 there is nothing legally I or the school board can do. 221 00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:03,641 Come on, Kurt. 222 00:09:03,642 --> 00:09:05,046 We're gonna be late for rehearsal. 223 00:09:09,890 --> 00:09:12,591 You know, when you call me lady... That's bullying. 224 00:09:13,195 --> 00:09:14,151 And it's really hurtful. 225 00:09:14,152 --> 00:09:15,985 I'm sorry. I thought that was your name. 226 00:09:15,986 --> 00:09:17,362 As an apology, I'll allow you 227 00:09:17,363 --> 00:09:19,142 to choose from the following nicknames... 228 00:09:19,143 --> 00:09:22,756 Gelfling, Porcelain, and Tickle-Me-Doughface. 229 00:09:24,214 --> 00:09:25,330 I guess I'll go with Porcelain. 230 00:09:25,331 --> 00:09:27,835 Damn. Totally wanted Tickle-Me-Doughface. 231 00:09:29,514 --> 00:09:31,845 Ladies, the Kurt-Karofsky bullying situation 232 00:09:31,846 --> 00:09:33,171 is getting way out of control. 233 00:09:33,172 --> 00:09:34,915 Kurt's miserable, he's losing weight... 234 00:09:34,916 --> 00:09:36,127 And not in a good way. 235 00:09:36,128 --> 00:09:38,316 And he's barely even fighting me for solos anymore. 236 00:09:38,317 --> 00:09:39,517 We've all been teased, but something 237 00:09:39,518 --> 00:09:41,302 about what Karofsky's doing is so much worse. 238 00:09:41,303 --> 00:09:43,236 We're all lucky enough to have boyfriends on the football team. 239 00:09:43,237 --> 00:09:46,236 I say, we band together and demand that they confront Karofsky. 240 00:09:46,237 --> 00:09:47,963 Okay, first off all, I'm not dating Sam. 241 00:09:47,964 --> 00:09:50,409 And second of all, I think you personally just set 242 00:09:50,410 --> 00:09:52,013 the feminist movement back fifty years. 243 00:09:52,014 --> 00:09:54,010 But guys like Karofsky only respond to muscle. 244 00:09:54,011 --> 00:09:56,158 - So we're going to fight violence with violence? - No! 245 00:09:56,159 --> 00:09:58,563 Look, I'm not saying that they should hit him. 246 00:09:58,564 --> 00:10:00,458 What I'm saying is that we need to defend Kurt, 247 00:10:00,459 --> 00:10:01,845 and there's strength in numbers. 248 00:10:01,846 --> 00:10:05,005 I'm confused. Are you and Artie officially dating now? 249 00:10:05,147 --> 00:10:06,119 Deal with it. 250 00:10:07,462 --> 00:10:10,608 When you guys fooled around, did he ever, like, just lie there? 251 00:10:10,830 --> 00:10:13,250 Why didn't you tell me that we were having a Glee girls meeting? 252 00:10:13,251 --> 00:10:14,966 This is a meeting for Glee girls with boyfriends. 253 00:10:14,967 --> 00:10:17,483 We're going to make them stop Karofsky from bullying Kurt. 254 00:10:17,593 --> 00:10:20,264 - Okay, I'm dating Puckerman. - You're getting naked with Puckerman. 255 00:10:20,265 --> 00:10:22,873 Besides, Puck can't mess with Karofsky. He's on probation. 256 00:10:22,874 --> 00:10:24,919 If he gets in a fight with him, he'll be sent back to juvee. 257 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:27,224 Mm-hmm. Yeah, so now if you'll excuse us. 258 00:10:28,487 --> 00:10:30,416 You're so on my list, dwarf. 259 00:10:31,606 --> 00:10:33,972 Look, if something bad happens to Kurt, 260 00:10:33,973 --> 00:10:36,035 and we didn't do anything to stop it, 261 00:10:36,281 --> 00:10:38,203 we'll never be able to live with ourselves. 262 00:10:39,441 --> 00:10:40,621 I'm a little confused. 263 00:10:40,622 --> 00:10:43,353 I said not only am I marrying myself, 264 00:10:43,354 --> 00:10:45,124 I will be officiating the ceremony. 265 00:10:45,125 --> 00:10:46,090 I'm not, um... 266 00:10:46,091 --> 00:10:47,871 Marsha Dean, when I hired you 267 00:10:47,872 --> 00:10:50,102 and your crack team at Marsha Dean Weddings, 268 00:10:50,103 --> 00:10:52,928 I did so because you specialize in unique weddings. 269 00:10:52,929 --> 00:10:56,372 Well, that mostly means that some of them take place outside. 270 00:10:56,373 --> 00:10:58,972 Marsha Dean, you are fired. You are out of your depth. 271 00:10:58,973 --> 00:11:01,449 And nothing is too good for Sue Sylvester. 272 00:11:01,450 --> 00:11:03,354 Well, that's one way to look at it. 273 00:11:03,524 --> 00:11:04,672 Hello. 274 00:11:05,306 --> 00:11:06,905 I'm Doris Sylvester. 275 00:11:06,906 --> 00:11:08,246 I'm this one's mother. 276 00:11:08,247 --> 00:11:11,400 Marsha, I'll bet people say you look mannish. 277 00:11:11,401 --> 00:11:12,612 But you know something? 278 00:11:12,613 --> 00:11:16,075 I think it's perfectly all right for a woman to be handsome. 279 00:11:19,190 --> 00:11:20,344 Takes all kinds. 280 00:11:20,868 --> 00:11:24,371 Susie, come give your mother a hug. 281 00:11:25,364 --> 00:11:26,728 Please don't call me that. 282 00:11:26,865 --> 00:11:28,185 Come on, come on. 283 00:11:32,061 --> 00:11:34,276 Oh, you poked me in my sternum. 284 00:11:34,674 --> 00:11:38,893 I always forget that you have this ribcage that's kind of weird... 285 00:11:38,894 --> 00:11:41,382 And adorable. I think I'll sit down. 286 00:11:42,647 --> 00:11:44,571 Mom, what are you doing here? 287 00:11:44,572 --> 00:11:48,328 Good news, Suze. We finally caught the last Nazi. 288 00:11:48,329 --> 00:11:50,719 For two and a half years, we've been hot 289 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:54,603 on the trail of Eva Braun's great-nephew Chad. 290 00:11:54,604 --> 00:11:57,293 And you know what? He's been under our noses this whole time. 291 00:11:57,294 --> 00:11:59,420 Working in Phoenix as a CPA. 292 00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:03,589 I felt bad taking him out. 293 00:12:03,817 --> 00:12:06,155 I mean, it's punishment enough to live there. 294 00:12:06,403 --> 00:12:08,433 You ever been to Phoenix? It's a hellhole. 295 00:12:08,434 --> 00:12:09,670 Mom, where have you been? 296 00:12:09,671 --> 00:12:11,468 I haven't seen you or heard from you 297 00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:12,658 - in over three years. - What do you mean? 298 00:12:12,659 --> 00:12:14,956 I... I wrote you all those postcards. 299 00:12:14,957 --> 00:12:18,788 - I mean, granted, they were decoys. - Have you been to see Jean yet? 300 00:12:18,789 --> 00:12:20,361 It's the top of my list. 301 00:12:21,373 --> 00:12:22,784 Look, I, uh... 302 00:12:23,129 --> 00:12:25,391 I know it's been a long time, but... 303 00:12:25,994 --> 00:12:28,216 The work I was doing was important. 304 00:12:28,426 --> 00:12:30,299 And I always wanted to get back here 305 00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:33,326 and be a mother to you girls again. 306 00:12:34,025 --> 00:12:35,725 And Susie, I have to ask you, 307 00:12:35,726 --> 00:12:38,366 what is it with this ridiculous wedding? 308 00:12:38,367 --> 00:12:39,518 Have you given up on love? 309 00:12:39,519 --> 00:12:40,983 No, Mother. Quite the opposite. 310 00:12:40,984 --> 00:12:42,164 I mean, when you were little, 311 00:12:42,165 --> 00:12:44,979 the other mothers used to tell me that you'd never find anybody, 312 00:12:44,980 --> 00:12:47,706 but I said, "No, no, no, no. 313 00:12:47,741 --> 00:12:51,923 She's a perfectly okay child. She'll grow into her looks." 314 00:12:52,195 --> 00:12:53,143 And you know what? 315 00:12:55,117 --> 00:12:56,520 I believe you still might. 316 00:12:56,521 --> 00:12:58,296 Mother, I am going through with this wedding. 317 00:12:58,297 --> 00:13:00,522 And you are free to accept the invitation or not. 318 00:13:00,523 --> 00:13:02,571 - Are you inviting me? - I'm inviting you now. 319 00:13:02,572 --> 00:13:04,912 Well, I am accepting. Don't get so huffy. 320 00:13:06,472 --> 00:13:09,796 Since your father's no longer with us, I want to 321 00:13:09,797 --> 00:13:11,737 - walk you down the aisle. - No. I'm doing that. 322 00:13:11,738 --> 00:13:14,037 Then I know exactly what I'm going to do. 323 00:13:14,839 --> 00:13:17,795 You remember when you were a little girl, 324 00:13:17,796 --> 00:13:19,794 and you used to ask me to sing to you? 325 00:13:19,795 --> 00:13:21,295 And I never had the time. 326 00:13:21,296 --> 00:13:23,704 So you'd line up your little dollies 327 00:13:23,705 --> 00:13:25,334 and they'd sing to each other? 328 00:13:25,335 --> 00:13:27,290 Appalachian murder ballads, 329 00:13:27,755 --> 00:13:29,531 but it was touching. 330 00:13:30,714 --> 00:13:32,072 You know something, though? 331 00:13:32,944 --> 00:13:35,254 I'm going to be there for you this time. 332 00:13:36,342 --> 00:13:38,434 I'm going to sing at your wedding. 333 00:13:39,408 --> 00:13:41,520 - But why? - Karofsky plays right guard. 334 00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:43,419 If he gets pissed at me, I'm going to get sacked more times 335 00:13:43,420 --> 00:13:46,058 than Jay Cutler, which means we're going to lose, 336 00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:47,811 which means Beiste is going to make Sam quarterback. 337 00:13:47,812 --> 00:13:49,228 Is being quarterback more important to you 338 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,796 than helping out the kid who's going to be your stepbrother? 339 00:13:51,797 --> 00:13:53,933 Look, we both know I can help him more if I stay on top. 340 00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:55,275 Look, Kurt's going to be fine. 341 00:13:55,787 --> 00:13:58,171 Rachel, I'm sorry. 342 00:13:58,457 --> 00:13:59,775 I want to, but I can't. 343 00:14:00,582 --> 00:14:03,264 I've never been so disappointed in you before. 344 00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:04,344 But... 345 00:14:10,025 --> 00:14:11,303 Stop picking on Kurt. 346 00:14:11,304 --> 00:14:12,622 You mind? I'm changing. 347 00:14:12,623 --> 00:14:13,758 We're serious. 348 00:14:15,177 --> 00:14:16,661 - This is a warning. - Oh, yeah? 349 00:14:16,662 --> 00:14:18,108 From now on, you're gonna leave him alone. 350 00:14:18,448 --> 00:14:21,098 Look, if he wants to be a homo, 351 00:14:21,656 --> 00:14:24,179 that's up to him, but don't rub it in my face. 352 00:14:24,180 --> 00:14:25,591 We're not asking you. 353 00:14:25,592 --> 00:14:27,433 Yeah, we're done talking about this. 354 00:14:28,271 --> 00:14:29,337 Just back off, all right? 355 00:14:29,338 --> 00:14:30,998 - Look, you back off. - Hey! 356 00:14:32,248 --> 00:14:33,262 Artie, are you okay? 357 00:14:40,677 --> 00:14:41,933 Hey, hey, hey, what's going on?! 358 00:14:41,934 --> 00:14:44,683 Get up! Get up here! Get up! 359 00:14:46,266 --> 00:14:48,260 What the hell's going on here? 360 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:53,983 Dude was a wild animal. 361 00:14:53,984 --> 00:14:56,149 - Manimal. - I'm so turned on by you right now. 362 00:14:56,150 --> 00:14:58,773 - How bad does it look? - It's pretty hot, actually. 363 00:14:58,774 --> 00:14:59,567 You have no idea how hard 364 00:14:59,568 --> 00:15:01,206 it was for me not to jump into that beatdown. 365 00:15:01,207 --> 00:15:02,108 Where were you, Finn? 366 00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:03,524 I was still out on the field, okay? 367 00:15:03,525 --> 00:15:04,668 I totally would have given 368 00:15:04,669 --> 00:15:05,846 him a beatdown if I had been there, though. 369 00:15:05,847 --> 00:15:08,082 The fact is, it shouldn't have gone down without you, Finn. 370 00:15:08,395 --> 00:15:09,950 You should have been leading the charge. 371 00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:12,488 Lay off Finn, everyone. It isn't his problem. 372 00:15:12,816 --> 00:15:14,432 It's none of your problems, actually. 373 00:15:15,106 --> 00:15:18,082 But thank you for what you did, especially Sam. 374 00:15:18,162 --> 00:15:20,391 Serious, an epitome of a leader. 375 00:15:20,532 --> 00:15:21,542 What's going on? 376 00:15:21,884 --> 00:15:22,925 What happened to Sam's eye? 377 00:15:22,926 --> 00:15:24,317 He stood up to Karofsky. 378 00:15:24,318 --> 00:15:27,127 All the guys did. Well, not Finn. 379 00:15:27,128 --> 00:15:28,057 Is everyone okay? 380 00:15:28,058 --> 00:15:30,542 - Do we all need to go talk to Principal Sylvester? - No. 381 00:15:30,543 --> 00:15:33,459 I got in a few good licks, too, so we can just call it even. 382 00:15:34,172 --> 00:15:35,860 And maybe this will send a warning to Karofsky, 383 00:15:35,861 --> 00:15:37,109 telling him to back off Kurt. 384 00:15:39,050 --> 00:15:40,138 You okay, Kurt? 385 00:15:41,624 --> 00:15:43,628 All right, guys. Let's take our places. 386 00:15:43,866 --> 00:15:45,262 We got a wedding to prepare for. 387 00:15:49,572 --> 00:15:52,341 Well, Mr. Piano Man, I think I owe you an apology. 388 00:15:52,566 --> 00:15:54,397 Not to worry, Susie-Q. 389 00:15:54,650 --> 00:15:57,067 I arranged for us to spend an hour in here 390 00:15:57,068 --> 00:15:59,961 with that, uh, that cutie-pie, what's his, uh... 391 00:15:59,962 --> 00:16:01,304 Handsome guy, what's his name? 392 00:16:01,352 --> 00:16:02,614 Will Schuster? 393 00:16:03,144 --> 00:16:04,337 Let's get this over with. 394 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:05,174 Look... 395 00:16:05,804 --> 00:16:09,053 I know you've always resented my leaving. 396 00:16:09,522 --> 00:16:12,739 But I don't think you ever truly appreciated 397 00:16:12,740 --> 00:16:16,443 the sacrifices I made to be a famous Nazi hunter. 398 00:16:16,444 --> 00:16:19,970 I don't think you ever thought about how hard it was on me. 399 00:16:21,030 --> 00:16:24,883 So, this is the song I'm going to sing at your wedding. 400 00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:26,158 Yoo-hoo! There we are. 401 00:16:26,964 --> 00:16:28,857 I know you know it. 402 00:16:29,270 --> 00:16:31,201 It's one of my favorites. 403 00:16:34,292 --> 00:16:35,536 Well, hit it! 404 00:16:41,786 --> 00:16:47,288 ♪ Why, oh why, oh why, oh... ♪ 405 00:16:47,968 --> 00:16:53,256 ♪ Why did I ever leave Ohio? ♪ 406 00:16:54,093 --> 00:17:00,021 ♪ Why did I wander to find what lies yonder ♪ 407 00:17:00,022 --> 00:17:06,445 ♪ when life was so cozy at home? ♪ 408 00:17:06,446 --> 00:17:12,225 ♪ Wondr'ing while I wander, ♪ 409 00:17:12,886 --> 00:17:15,943 ♪ why did I fly? ♪ 410 00:17:15,944 --> 00:17:18,776 ♪ Why did I roam? ♪ 411 00:17:19,210 --> 00:17:25,001 ♪ Oh why, oh why, oh did I leave Ohio? ♪ 412 00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:29,158 ♪ Maybe I'd better go... ♪ 413 00:17:29,362 --> 00:17:33,632 ♪ O-H-I-O ♪ ♪ Oh... ♪ 414 00:17:33,633 --> 00:17:40,276 ♪ Maybe I'd better go home. ♪ 415 00:17:45,795 --> 00:17:47,482 Mother, this song still doesn't explain 416 00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:49,390 why you abandoned your children. 417 00:17:49,391 --> 00:17:51,857 Ohio was stifling, and we couldn't wait 418 00:17:51,858 --> 00:17:53,774 to get out of the place. And I told you, 419 00:17:53,775 --> 00:17:56,203 "Sue, we're going to be hunting Nazis." 420 00:17:56,204 --> 00:17:58,520 And Pop said, "Sue, this might take a little while." 421 00:17:58,521 --> 00:18:00,171 Well, those Nazis are slippery, 422 00:18:00,172 --> 00:18:02,613 and me hunting them way down in Lima, Peru... 423 00:18:02,614 --> 00:18:04,969 We'd get postcards from Niagara Falls... 424 00:18:04,970 --> 00:18:07,553 While I'm stalking Mengele in Bolivian malls. 425 00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:10,633 Three times a year, we'd get crackling phone calls. 426 00:18:10,634 --> 00:18:12,429 - Happy birthday! - Hunting Nazis! 427 00:18:12,430 --> 00:18:14,357 - Merry Christmas! - Hunting Nazis! 428 00:18:14,358 --> 00:18:15,903 - Homesick. - Abandoned. 429 00:18:15,904 --> 00:18:17,705 - Heartsick. - Neglected. 430 00:18:17,706 --> 00:18:22,659 ♪ Thank heavens we're free! ♪ 431 00:18:24,454 --> 00:18:30,028 ♪ Why, oh why, oh why, oh... ♪ 432 00:18:30,429 --> 00:18:36,222 ♪ Why did I ever leave Ohio? ♪ 433 00:18:43,132 --> 00:18:50,103 ♪ Oh why, oh why, oh did I leave Ohio? ♪ 434 00:18:50,104 --> 00:18:57,711 ♪ Maybe I'd better stay home... ♪ 435 00:19:11,346 --> 00:19:13,732 Well, that wasn't as good as I thought it would be. 436 00:19:13,733 --> 00:19:15,566 Whoops! Wait a minute. 437 00:19:15,664 --> 00:19:17,458 I've got a fitting for your wedding. 438 00:19:18,604 --> 00:19:21,178 I'm wearing white. I know you won't mind. 439 00:19:21,179 --> 00:19:23,029 It goes with my skin tone. 440 00:19:23,030 --> 00:19:25,856 You? You got your father's coloring. 441 00:19:26,378 --> 00:19:27,483 Give us a kiss. 442 00:19:31,410 --> 00:19:35,560 ♪ Maybe I'd better stay home. ♪ 443 00:19:37,078 --> 00:19:38,142 Thank you both for attending 444 00:19:38,143 --> 00:19:39,628 the Kurt Hummel Wedding Dance Seminar. 445 00:19:40,005 --> 00:19:41,506 Dad, you're going to have to pull off 446 00:19:41,507 --> 00:19:43,320 the first dance with Carole. And if Uncle Andy's 447 00:19:43,321 --> 00:19:45,401 fortieth birthday party was any indication, 448 00:19:45,402 --> 00:19:46,683 you're going to need some work. 449 00:19:46,684 --> 00:19:48,448 What are you talking about? My moves were great, okay? 450 00:19:48,449 --> 00:19:50,484 - It was the damn sangria... - Okay. 451 00:19:50,485 --> 00:19:52,706 - We dance to the beat, not to the words. - Affected my coordination. 452 00:19:52,707 --> 00:19:55,003 - I'm here, right? - Yes, right here. Okay. 453 00:19:55,099 --> 00:19:57,296 All right, have you guys chosen a... No... A wedding song? 454 00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,883 Uh, yes. We're thinking "Stairway" or some Bublé. 455 00:19:59,919 --> 00:20:00,726 Okay. Great. 456 00:20:00,727 --> 00:20:02,958 So it's basically one-two-three-four. Okay. 457 00:20:03,529 --> 00:20:05,329 Follow me, all right? Gentleman leads on the left. 458 00:20:05,397 --> 00:20:06,431 Right. Opposite of me. Okay? 459 00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:07,665 Get ready? Opposite. 460 00:20:07,959 --> 00:20:10,095 One-two-three-four. 461 00:20:10,096 --> 00:20:11,061 Okay, getting back. 462 00:20:11,129 --> 00:20:12,596 Hey, look at me, I'm dancing, huh? 463 00:20:12,664 --> 00:20:14,031 - Look at that! - Yeah, okay. 464 00:20:14,098 --> 00:20:15,766 Come over here, and dance with yourself, practice. 465 00:20:15,833 --> 00:20:17,467 Come on, Finn, no chickening out. 466 00:20:17,535 --> 00:20:19,136 I did it. You got to do it, too. 467 00:20:19,203 --> 00:20:21,038 Okay, uh... 468 00:20:22,974 --> 00:20:24,408 My feet are moving and there's music. 469 00:20:24,475 --> 00:20:25,776 All right. Okay. Position. 470 00:20:25,843 --> 00:20:27,244 That's dancing. Uh... 471 00:20:27,312 --> 00:20:28,946 Can we... Can we shut the door? I'm not really comfortable 472 00:20:29,013 --> 00:20:30,830 - with people watching. - What are you talking about? 473 00:20:30,831 --> 00:20:32,534 You danced in front of 1,000 people at Regionals. 474 00:20:34,986 --> 00:20:36,820 Okay. 475 00:20:41,025 --> 00:20:43,727 What the hell was that? 476 00:20:43,795 --> 00:20:45,696 - It's nothing, Dad. - That was not nothing. 477 00:20:45,763 --> 00:20:47,597 That guy was making fun of you. What the hell's his name? 478 00:20:47,665 --> 00:20:49,132 Tell him, Kurt. 479 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:50,834 - Tell me what? - Tell him, or I will. 480 00:20:50,902 --> 00:20:53,270 His name's Dave Karofsky. 481 00:20:53,338 --> 00:20:55,939 He's... been harassing me for a few weeks now. 482 00:20:56,007 --> 00:20:57,274 Harassing you how? 483 00:20:57,342 --> 00:21:00,344 Just... Shoving me, and giving me a hard time. 484 00:21:00,411 --> 00:21:01,945 There's more. 485 00:21:02,013 --> 00:21:03,313 There's something else you're not telling me. 486 00:21:03,381 --> 00:21:04,581 He threatened to kill me. 487 00:21:06,150 --> 00:21:07,718 What? You've got to be kidding me. 488 00:21:07,785 --> 00:21:09,987 Burt! 489 00:21:10,054 --> 00:21:12,155 - What the hell? - You like picking on people? 490 00:21:12,223 --> 00:21:14,024 - What?! - Why don't you try me? 491 00:21:14,092 --> 00:21:15,025 Burt! Stop! 492 00:21:15,093 --> 00:21:17,094 Please, you're sick. Come on. 493 00:21:23,352 --> 00:21:26,378 What the hell have you been doing while this is all going on, huh? 494 00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:34,184 So it seems the situation has reached a boiling point. 495 00:21:34,252 --> 00:21:36,153 - You're damn right, it has. - Nothing happened. 496 00:21:36,220 --> 00:21:38,355 I'll tell you what really happened. Mr. Karofsky... 497 00:21:38,423 --> 00:21:39,689 My name's Paul. 498 00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:41,963 Paul, your kid threatened the life of my son. 499 00:21:43,227 --> 00:21:45,376 Porcelain? Is that true? 500 00:21:46,264 --> 00:21:47,364 That's not true. I didn't say anything. 501 00:21:47,432 --> 00:21:48,665 That's what he said. 502 00:21:48,733 --> 00:21:50,634 He said he would kill me if I told anyone. 503 00:21:50,701 --> 00:21:52,803 If you told anyone what? 504 00:21:52,870 --> 00:21:56,606 Just... that he was picking on me. 505 00:21:56,674 --> 00:21:59,042 He's making all this stuff up. 506 00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:00,410 - Oh, is that right? - Hold on a sec. 507 00:22:00,478 --> 00:22:03,246 You have been acting differently lately, David. 508 00:22:03,314 --> 00:22:04,714 You used to get A's and B's. 509 00:22:04,782 --> 00:22:07,217 You're talking back, you're acting out, 510 00:22:07,285 --> 00:22:08,952 and now we're sitting here. 511 00:22:09,020 --> 00:22:13,762 So let me ask you: Why would Kurt make that up? 512 00:22:14,826 --> 00:22:16,359 Maybe he likes me. 513 00:22:16,427 --> 00:22:19,930 I think we're wasting our time here. 514 00:22:19,997 --> 00:22:21,631 It's your job to protect people. 515 00:22:21,699 --> 00:22:23,600 Couldn't agree more. 516 00:22:23,668 --> 00:22:26,808 After hearing both sides of the story, you are hereby expelled. 517 00:22:26,809 --> 00:22:29,468 I will not have one student threatening the life of another. 518 00:22:29,469 --> 00:22:30,548 If you don't think this is fair, 519 00:22:30,549 --> 00:22:32,142 well, you can appeal to the school board. 520 00:22:32,210 --> 00:22:33,910 You'll leave campus immediately. 521 00:22:36,576 --> 00:22:37,872 I appreciate your time. 522 00:22:46,133 --> 00:22:46,685 Thank you. 523 00:22:46,753 --> 00:22:48,123 Enjoy your wedding. 524 00:22:56,700 --> 00:22:57,480 Huh. 525 00:22:57,580 --> 00:22:59,114 Never learned how to tie a tie. 526 00:23:00,371 --> 00:23:01,646 Sit down, Frankenteen. 527 00:23:03,982 --> 00:23:05,775 I'm guessing you know that you're losing it. 528 00:23:05,776 --> 00:23:08,784 I mean, Sam is clearly the new Glee favorite, 529 00:23:08,785 --> 00:23:10,444 he's going to become starting quarterback... 530 00:23:10,445 --> 00:23:12,255 - What's your point? - My point 531 00:23:12,256 --> 00:23:14,474 is that you need a coolness injection. 532 00:23:14,668 --> 00:23:15,668 If you were honest and told people 533 00:23:15,736 --> 00:23:17,069 that we did it last year, 534 00:23:17,137 --> 00:23:19,212 you would go from uncool to Chilly Willy in a heartbeat. 535 00:23:19,213 --> 00:23:21,184 Maybe, but I can't do that. 536 00:23:22,206 --> 00:23:23,306 Wait. 537 00:23:23,374 --> 00:23:24,278 What? 538 00:23:26,444 --> 00:23:28,378 There's something I have to tell you. 539 00:23:28,446 --> 00:23:30,113 I didn't have sex with Jessie. 540 00:23:33,818 --> 00:23:37,654 I... I lied... to make you jealous. 541 00:23:37,722 --> 00:23:38,755 I... It's cool. 542 00:23:38,823 --> 00:23:40,157 Um, you know, I had a feeling, 543 00:23:40,224 --> 00:23:42,125 considering how much of a prude you are with me... 544 00:23:42,193 --> 00:23:44,027 - not that I'm complaining. - This is so much better 545 00:23:44,095 --> 00:23:47,464 because now neither of us have done it and we can save it 546 00:23:47,532 --> 00:23:49,499 for each other. 547 00:23:49,567 --> 00:23:50,641 Awesome. 548 00:23:51,356 --> 00:23:53,193 If she found out, she'd break up with me. 549 00:23:53,194 --> 00:23:54,571 And this would be bad because...? 550 00:23:54,572 --> 00:23:55,440 Because I'm in love with her 551 00:23:55,441 --> 00:23:56,546 and I don't want to hurt her feelings. 552 00:23:56,547 --> 00:23:58,708 Okay, don't you see that that midget is 553 00:23:58,776 --> 00:24:01,912 like an anchor dragging you down to the depths of Loserville? 554 00:24:01,979 --> 00:24:03,914 Oh, stop it, Santana, that's my girlfriend. 555 00:24:03,981 --> 00:24:04,848 I think you should leave. 556 00:24:04,916 --> 00:24:05,941 All right. 557 00:24:05,942 --> 00:24:08,218 Well, maybe I'll tell her. 558 00:24:08,286 --> 00:24:09,352 I mean, if you two broke up, 559 00:24:09,420 --> 00:24:10,587 we'd be free to see each other, right? 560 00:24:10,655 --> 00:24:11,521 Hey. 561 00:24:11,589 --> 00:24:13,356 What are you guys doing? 562 00:24:13,424 --> 00:24:14,459 Nothing. 563 00:24:14,559 --> 00:24:16,393 I was just leaving. 564 00:24:20,164 --> 00:24:22,132 Aren't you going to tell me how pretty I look? 565 00:24:24,902 --> 00:24:26,836 You look amazing. 566 00:24:26,904 --> 00:24:29,573 What? 567 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,575 I... 568 00:24:31,642 --> 00:24:34,211 I just really love you. 569 00:24:34,278 --> 00:24:35,912 I love you, too. 570 00:24:49,193 --> 00:24:51,361 ♪ lt's a beautiful night. ♪ 571 00:24:51,429 --> 00:24:55,098 ♪ We're looking for something dumb to do. ♪ 572 00:24:55,166 --> 00:24:57,100 ♪ Hey, baby, ♪ 573 00:24:57,168 --> 00:25:01,338 ♪ I think I wanna marry you. ♪ 574 00:25:01,405 --> 00:25:02,416 ♪ ls it the look in your eyes? ♪ 575 00:25:04,373 --> 00:25:07,677 ♪ Or is it this dancing juice? ♪ 576 00:25:07,745 --> 00:25:10,647 ♪ Who cares, baby? ♪ 577 00:25:10,715 --> 00:25:13,416 ♪ I think I wanna marry you. ♪ 578 00:25:13,484 --> 00:25:15,752 ♪ Well, I know ♪ 579 00:25:15,820 --> 00:25:20,590 ♪ this little chapel on the boulevard we can go. ♪ 580 00:25:20,658 --> 00:25:24,227 ♪ No one will know. ♪ 581 00:25:24,295 --> 00:25:27,864 ♪ Come on, girl. ♪ 582 00:25:27,932 --> 00:25:29,733 ♪ Who cares if we're trashed? ♪ 583 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:33,603 ♪ Got a pocket full of cash we can blow. ♪ 584 00:25:33,627 --> 00:25:37,595 ♪ Shots of Patrón. ♪ 585 00:25:37,608 --> 00:25:40,310 ♪ And it's on, girl. ♪ 586 00:25:40,378 --> 00:25:41,828 ♪ Don't say no, no, no, no, no... ♪ 587 00:25:41,829 --> 00:25:46,883 ♪ Just say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪ 588 00:25:46,951 --> 00:25:49,626 ♪ And we'll go, go, go, go, go... ♪ 589 00:25:49,726 --> 00:25:53,695 ♪ If you're ready like I'm ready. ♪ 590 00:25:53,696 --> 00:25:56,012 ♪ 'Cause it's a beautiful night. ♪ 591 00:25:56,013 --> 00:26:00,030 ♪ We're looking for something dumb to do. ♪ 592 00:26:00,097 --> 00:26:01,983 ♪ Hey, baby, ♪ 593 00:26:01,984 --> 00:26:05,001 ♪ I think I wanna marry you. ♪ 594 00:26:06,648 --> 00:26:09,136 ♪ ls it the look in your eyes? ♪ 595 00:26:09,137 --> 00:26:12,328 ♪ Or is it this dancing juice? ♪ 596 00:26:12,994 --> 00:26:14,716 ♪ Who cares, baby? ♪ 597 00:26:14,938 --> 00:26:17,530 ♪ I think I wanna marry you! ♪ 598 00:26:17,531 --> 00:26:18,625 ♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba... ♪ 599 00:26:18,693 --> 00:26:21,862 ♪ Just say "I do." ♪ 600 00:26:21,930 --> 00:26:24,431 ♪ Oo-oo-ooh... ♪ 601 00:26:24,499 --> 00:26:25,666 ♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba... ♪ 602 00:26:25,733 --> 00:26:28,468 ♪ Tell me right now, baby... ♪ 603 00:26:28,536 --> 00:26:32,439 ♪ Tell me right now, baby, baby... ♪ 604 00:26:32,507 --> 00:26:34,541 ♪ 'Cause it's a beautiful night. ♪ 605 00:26:34,609 --> 00:26:38,445 ♪ We're looking for something dumb to do. ♪ 606 00:26:38,513 --> 00:26:40,447 ♪ Hey, baby, ♪ 607 00:26:40,515 --> 00:26:43,050 ♪ I think I wanna marry you. ♪ 608 00:26:43,117 --> 00:26:44,318 ♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba... ♪ 609 00:26:44,385 --> 00:26:45,619 ♪ Just say "I do." ♪ 610 00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:47,754 ♪ ls it the look in your eyes? ♪ 611 00:26:47,822 --> 00:26:51,159 ♪ Or is it this dancing juice? ♪ 612 00:26:51,941 --> 00:26:53,842 ♪ Who cares, baby? ♪ 613 00:26:53,843 --> 00:26:56,415 ♪ I think I wanna marry you. ♪ 614 00:27:04,111 --> 00:27:05,278 Please be seated. 615 00:27:06,447 --> 00:27:08,014 We usually start with a prayer. 616 00:27:08,082 --> 00:27:10,278 But a certain young wedding planner, 617 00:27:10,279 --> 00:27:12,085 who shall remain nameless, 618 00:27:12,152 --> 00:27:14,786 was afraid that some in attendance might fall asleep. 619 00:27:14,787 --> 00:27:17,536 So instead, I'm going to let Burt and Carole 620 00:27:17,537 --> 00:27:21,087 tell you in their own words why they've invited you here today. 621 00:27:22,463 --> 00:27:25,665 I'm not really known for having a way with words. 622 00:27:25,733 --> 00:27:28,234 Uh... You know when you're a kid, 623 00:27:28,302 --> 00:27:32,071 adults will tell you a lot of things. 624 00:27:32,139 --> 00:27:36,576 But one thing they neglect to mention is how... 625 00:27:36,644 --> 00:27:38,609 sad life can be. 626 00:27:39,580 --> 00:27:41,788 I lost somebody I loved very much. 627 00:27:42,097 --> 00:27:43,302 But Kurt... 628 00:27:44,656 --> 00:27:46,122 He lost his mom. 629 00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:47,754 And that killed me. 630 00:27:49,490 --> 00:27:51,591 Well, we got by, but looking back? 631 00:27:51,659 --> 00:27:54,961 I... I want to apologize to you, Kurt. 632 00:27:55,029 --> 00:27:59,032 What we were living just... wasn't living. 633 00:27:59,099 --> 00:28:01,301 You know that saying, that when God 634 00:28:01,368 --> 00:28:04,304 closes a door, he opens a window? 635 00:28:04,371 --> 00:28:08,775 Well, sometimes out of nowhere, he'll do you one better, 636 00:28:08,842 --> 00:28:10,743 and he'll kick a whole wall down. 637 00:28:12,179 --> 00:28:15,415 He grabbed me by the shoulders, and he pointed me 638 00:28:15,482 --> 00:28:17,951 towards this woman right here. 639 00:28:18,018 --> 00:28:24,313 And he said, "There she is. Go get her." 640 00:28:24,756 --> 00:28:27,691 You're everything, Carole. 641 00:28:27,759 --> 00:28:31,962 Words can't describe you. You're everything. 642 00:28:32,030 --> 00:28:35,414 And I will love you till the day I die. 643 00:28:36,902 --> 00:28:38,369 Oh, hey... 644 00:28:40,238 --> 00:28:42,273 I'm lucky. 645 00:28:42,340 --> 00:28:45,676 Most women, when they get married, they get one man. 646 00:28:45,744 --> 00:28:47,211 I get two. 647 00:28:47,279 --> 00:28:51,182 One of you saved me from my wardrobe, 648 00:28:51,249 --> 00:28:53,084 the other one just saved me. 649 00:28:55,854 --> 00:28:59,539 Kurt, you are an amazing person. 650 00:28:59,833 --> 00:29:02,827 I'm not only getting a son, I'm getting a friend. 651 00:29:02,894 --> 00:29:04,161 Finn... 652 00:29:04,229 --> 00:29:06,130 I know you were resistant at first, 653 00:29:06,198 --> 00:29:08,132 but I am so proud of you. 654 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,601 I've watched you grow into a man. 655 00:29:11,603 --> 00:29:13,304 But I think I'm most proud 656 00:29:13,371 --> 00:29:17,741 that you've become a brother to Kurt. 657 00:29:19,711 --> 00:29:21,679 We are four people. 658 00:29:21,746 --> 00:29:24,101 Becoming a family. 659 00:29:25,951 --> 00:29:27,251 Okay. 660 00:29:30,989 --> 00:29:32,056 Burt... 661 00:29:32,124 --> 00:29:33,724 - Do you take Carole... - You bet I do! 662 00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:37,328 And do you, Carole, take this man...? 663 00:29:37,395 --> 00:29:39,971 Oh, yes I do! Yes, I do. 664 00:30:00,411 --> 00:30:03,615 ♪ When marimba rhythms start to play, ♪ 665 00:30:03,616 --> 00:30:07,631 ♪ dance with me, make me sway. ♪ 666 00:30:07,632 --> 00:30:11,379 ♪ Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore, ♪ 667 00:30:11,468 --> 00:30:15,022 ♪ hold me close, sway me more. ♪ 668 00:30:15,416 --> 00:30:19,185 ♪ Other dancers may be on the floor, ♪ 669 00:30:19,253 --> 00:30:22,989 ♪ dear, but my eyes will see only you. ♪ 670 00:30:23,057 --> 00:30:26,926 ♪ Only you have that magic technique. ♪ 671 00:30:26,994 --> 00:30:30,806 ♪ When we sway, I go weak. ♪ 672 00:30:30,807 --> 00:30:34,100 ♪ When marimba rhythms start to play, ♪ 673 00:30:34,168 --> 00:30:37,971 ♪ dance with me, make me sway. ♪ 674 00:30:38,038 --> 00:30:42,318 ♪ Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore, ♪ 675 00:30:42,319 --> 00:30:45,945 ♪ hold me close, sway me more. ♪ 676 00:30:47,581 --> 00:30:51,055 ♪ Like a flower bending in the breeze, ♪ 677 00:30:51,056 --> 00:30:55,656 ♪ bend with me, sway with ease. ♪ 678 00:30:55,657 --> 00:30:58,825 ♪ When we dance, you have a way with me. ♪ 679 00:30:58,893 --> 00:31:04,097 ♪ Stay with me, sway with me! ♪ 680 00:31:11,138 --> 00:31:14,274 And now, I'd like to introduce 681 00:31:14,341 --> 00:31:16,966 one of the best men: Finn Hudson! 682 00:31:19,113 --> 00:31:22,782 - All right? - You did good. It did the trick. 683 00:31:22,850 --> 00:31:25,819 Oh. Thanks. 684 00:31:25,886 --> 00:31:28,054 Hi. Uh, thank you. 685 00:31:28,122 --> 00:31:30,423 Best man. 686 00:31:30,491 --> 00:31:32,659 Right. Uh... 687 00:31:32,726 --> 00:31:34,928 Well, I want to propose a toast to my mom... 688 00:31:34,995 --> 00:31:38,528 Who is so awesome. 689 00:31:40,334 --> 00:31:43,841 I mean... Somehow even without one in the house, 690 00:31:43,842 --> 00:31:46,439 you taught me what it means to be a man. 691 00:31:47,641 --> 00:31:51,842 In Glee Club, uh, whenever two of us got together, 692 00:31:51,942 --> 00:31:53,379 we got a nickname. 693 00:31:53,447 --> 00:31:55,248 Rachel and I are Finnchel. 694 00:31:55,316 --> 00:31:57,784 Rachel and Puck were Puckleberry. 695 00:31:57,852 --> 00:32:01,354 And today, a new union was formed. 696 00:32:01,422 --> 00:32:04,791 Furt. 697 00:32:04,859 --> 00:32:06,993 You and me, man. 698 00:32:07,061 --> 00:32:09,295 We're brothers from another mother. 699 00:32:09,363 --> 00:32:12,521 And quite frankly, no one else has shown me 700 00:32:12,522 --> 00:32:16,594 as much as you about what it means to be a man. 701 00:32:17,037 --> 00:32:20,940 And over the past few weeks, uh, some stuff's gone down. 702 00:32:21,008 --> 00:32:24,310 And I haven't manned up like I should've. 703 00:32:24,378 --> 00:32:30,167 From now on? No matter what it costs me, I got your back. 704 00:32:31,430 --> 00:32:33,052 Okay? 705 00:32:34,410 --> 00:32:37,634 Even if it means getting a Slushee in the face every now and then. 706 00:32:39,282 --> 00:32:42,985 You put this entire wedding together by yourself, Kurt. 707 00:32:45,188 --> 00:32:46,989 So as a thank you, I had the Glee Club 708 00:32:47,056 --> 00:32:48,390 put together a little number in your honor. 709 00:32:51,127 --> 00:32:53,762 You're going to dance it with me, dude. 710 00:33:09,679 --> 00:33:12,814 ♪ Oh, her eyes, her eyes make the stars ♪ 711 00:33:12,882 --> 00:33:14,983 ♪ look like they're not shinin'. ♪ 712 00:33:15,051 --> 00:33:16,365 ♪ Her hair, her hair ♪ 713 00:33:16,366 --> 00:33:19,221 ♪ falls perfectly without her tryin'. ♪ 714 00:33:19,288 --> 00:33:25,861 ♪ She's so beautiful, and I tell her every day. ♪ 715 00:33:25,928 --> 00:33:27,996 ♪ Oh... ♪ 716 00:33:28,064 --> 00:33:29,865 ♪ You know, you know, you know I'd never ♪ 717 00:33:29,932 --> 00:33:31,667 ♪ ask you to change. ♪ 718 00:33:31,734 --> 00:33:34,436 ♪ If perfect's what you're searching for, ♪ 719 00:33:34,504 --> 00:33:36,505 ♪ then just stay the same. ♪ 720 00:33:36,572 --> 00:33:40,271 ♪ So, don't even bother asking if you look okay. ♪ 721 00:33:40,272 --> 00:33:43,278 ♪ You know I'll say... ♪ 722 00:33:43,346 --> 00:33:46,014 ♪ When I see your face... ♪ 723 00:33:46,082 --> 00:33:48,316 ♪ When I see your face, ♪ 724 00:33:48,384 --> 00:33:52,554 ♪ there's not a thing that I would change. ♪ 725 00:33:52,622 --> 00:33:54,723 ♪ 'Cause you're amazing. ♪ 726 00:33:54,791 --> 00:33:59,961 ♪ You're amazing just the way you are. ♪ 727 00:34:01,964 --> 00:34:05,867 ♪ And when you smile... ♪ ♪ And when you smile... ♪ 728 00:34:06,259 --> 00:34:10,428 ♪ The whole world stops and stares for a while. ♪ 729 00:34:10,495 --> 00:34:12,307 ♪ 'Cause, girl, you're amazing. ♪ 730 00:34:12,308 --> 00:34:17,942 ♪ You're amazing just the way you are. ♪ 731 00:34:19,137 --> 00:34:22,707 ♪ The way you are... ♪ 732 00:34:22,774 --> 00:34:28,045 ♪ The way you are... ♪ 733 00:34:28,113 --> 00:34:31,248 ♪ Girl, you're amazing... ♪ ♪ You're amazing... ♪ 734 00:34:31,316 --> 00:34:34,752 ♪ Just the way you are. ♪ 735 00:34:36,955 --> 00:34:41,244 ♪ When I see your face... ♪ ♪ I see your face... ♪ 736 00:34:41,245 --> 00:34:45,830 ♪ There's not a thing that I would change. ♪ 737 00:34:45,897 --> 00:34:48,933 ♪ 'Cause you're amazing... ♪ ♪ You're amazing... ♪ 738 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,535 ♪ Just the way you are. ♪ 739 00:34:51,603 --> 00:34:53,838 ♪ Just the way you are. ♪ 740 00:34:53,905 --> 00:34:58,309 - ♪ And when you smile... ♪ - ♪ When you smile... ♪ 741 00:34:58,377 --> 00:35:03,114 ♪ The whole world stops and stares for a while. ♪ 742 00:35:03,181 --> 00:35:06,250 ♪ 'Cause, girl, you're amazing... ♪ ♪ You're amazing... ♪ 743 00:35:06,318 --> 00:35:09,220 ♪ Just the way you are. ♪ 744 00:35:09,287 --> 00:35:12,123 ♪ Just the way you are. ♪ 745 00:35:12,190 --> 00:35:12,957 ♪ Yeah. ♪ 746 00:35:23,438 --> 00:35:25,172 Well, I hope the real wedding 747 00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:27,908 is more exciting than the rehearsal. 748 00:35:27,976 --> 00:35:29,877 You know what, Jeannie? 749 00:35:29,944 --> 00:35:32,946 There's nothing like spending time with m'girls. 750 00:35:33,014 --> 00:35:34,464 Then why did you leave us? 751 00:35:34,465 --> 00:35:37,628 I was busy. I was busy keeping you safe. 752 00:35:37,629 --> 00:35:40,854 Those Nazis, they're nasty people. 753 00:35:40,922 --> 00:35:44,275 You got the illustrated copy of Mein Kampf I sent you, right? 754 00:35:44,276 --> 00:35:45,189 Yes, I did. 755 00:35:49,931 --> 00:35:53,500 Oh, what in the G.D. hell? 756 00:36:03,442 --> 00:36:04,885 That's enough. 757 00:36:07,115 --> 00:36:09,018 Dearly beloved, we are gathered today 758 00:36:09,218 --> 00:36:12,853 to join Sue Sylvester and Sue Sylvester in holy matrimony. 759 00:36:12,921 --> 00:36:14,254 Jeannie, give me the rings. 760 00:36:14,322 --> 00:36:16,523 This is insane. 761 00:36:16,591 --> 00:36:20,294 Sue, do you take Sue to be your lawfully wedded spouse? 762 00:36:22,063 --> 00:36:23,564 I do. 763 00:36:23,942 --> 00:36:26,161 And Sue, do you take Sue 764 00:36:26,162 --> 00:36:28,318 to be your lawfully wedded spouse? 765 00:36:29,915 --> 00:36:31,215 I do. 766 00:36:34,319 --> 00:36:36,387 By the power vested in me by a web site, 767 00:36:36,454 --> 00:36:39,023 I hereby pronounce you Sue and Sue. 768 00:36:40,091 --> 00:36:41,625 You may kiss yourself. 769 00:36:42,961 --> 00:36:45,129 I'm sorry. 770 00:36:45,197 --> 00:36:46,830 I'm sorry, but this is crazy. 771 00:36:46,898 --> 00:36:48,132 This whole thing is crazy. 772 00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:52,399 I had my heart set on singing during the ceremony! 773 00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:54,909 I don't want to be singing as you're walking out! 774 00:36:54,910 --> 00:36:57,942 I want to have a special moment with you girls! 775 00:36:58,009 --> 00:37:00,711 We girls have had lots of special moments, Mother. 776 00:37:00,779 --> 00:37:01,979 You just weren't there. 777 00:37:02,047 --> 00:37:03,516 I resent that. 778 00:37:03,772 --> 00:37:05,251 And I also resent the fact 779 00:37:05,252 --> 00:37:07,374 that you are keeping me in the background 780 00:37:07,375 --> 00:37:09,231 at my own daughter's wedding, which, 781 00:37:09,232 --> 00:37:12,281 I am sorry to say I still think is bizarre! 782 00:37:12,282 --> 00:37:15,349 You know when I finally began to like who I am? 783 00:37:15,417 --> 00:37:17,084 When I stopped trying to please you. 784 00:37:17,152 --> 00:37:20,187 So Jean and I had to learn how to become our own family, 785 00:37:20,255 --> 00:37:23,324 and you can't just waltz in here after all this time 786 00:37:23,392 --> 00:37:25,860 and start calling the shots. You're a bully, Mother. 787 00:37:25,928 --> 00:37:27,194 It's taken till now to realize it, 788 00:37:27,262 --> 00:37:29,484 - but you are a bully. - I am not! 789 00:37:29,485 --> 00:37:32,333 Mother, I cannot remember a conversation with you 790 00:37:32,401 --> 00:37:35,503 where I didn't walk away feeling worse about myself. 791 00:37:35,571 --> 00:37:36,624 Well, you know what, Susan? 792 00:37:36,724 --> 00:37:39,040 I'm disappointed in you. 793 00:37:39,107 --> 00:37:39,826 I'm sorry to say, Mother, 794 00:37:39,827 --> 00:37:41,542 you are no longer invited to my wedding. 795 00:37:41,610 --> 00:37:42,777 What about my song? 796 00:37:42,844 --> 00:37:44,879 You are welcome to sing "The Sound of Silence" 797 00:37:44,947 --> 00:37:46,480 in your hotel room right now. 798 00:37:48,650 --> 00:37:50,117 All right. 799 00:37:55,891 --> 00:37:58,233 And to think I was going to send you 800 00:37:58,234 --> 00:38:00,188 to Israel for your honeymoon. 801 00:38:00,388 --> 00:38:02,335 They love me there. 802 00:38:04,138 --> 00:38:05,971 You look beautiful. 803 00:38:06,673 --> 00:38:08,241 You're beautiful. 804 00:38:12,433 --> 00:38:13,232 Hi. 805 00:38:13,300 --> 00:38:15,161 Arnica twice a day. 806 00:38:15,261 --> 00:38:16,903 It'll help your bruise. 807 00:38:16,971 --> 00:38:18,805 Thanks. 808 00:38:18,872 --> 00:38:21,941 I've been thinking a lot about what you did for Kurt. 809 00:38:22,009 --> 00:38:23,236 It made a real impact. 810 00:38:23,237 --> 00:38:25,013 I thought the only impact that was made was 811 00:38:25,014 --> 00:38:27,413 Karofsky's fist impacting my face. 812 00:38:27,481 --> 00:38:29,382 You saw what Finn did at the wedding. 813 00:38:29,450 --> 00:38:31,951 That was because of you. 814 00:38:32,019 --> 00:38:32,885 We've been talking this whole time, 815 00:38:32,886 --> 00:38:35,955 and you haven't even noticed that I'm wearing your ring. 816 00:38:37,124 --> 00:38:39,225 How'd you get that? 817 00:38:39,293 --> 00:38:41,027 I broke into your locker. 818 00:38:41,095 --> 00:38:43,696 I've always been really handy with a nail file. 819 00:38:43,764 --> 00:38:45,465 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 820 00:38:55,943 --> 00:38:57,644 This is absolutely unacceptable. 821 00:38:57,711 --> 00:38:59,646 This psycho threatens my kid's life, 822 00:38:59,713 --> 00:39:02,582 and some school board made up of a bunch of people I've never met 823 00:39:02,650 --> 00:39:04,584 tells me there's nothing they can do about it? 824 00:39:04,652 --> 00:39:06,085 Oh, they could do something about it. 825 00:39:06,153 --> 00:39:07,320 They just decided not to. 826 00:39:07,388 --> 00:39:09,689 No one reported witnessing him being violent, 827 00:39:09,757 --> 00:39:11,424 and there's no way to prove 828 00:39:11,492 --> 00:39:12,992 that he threatened you with violence. 829 00:39:13,060 --> 00:39:14,661 The school board president issued a verbal warning 830 00:39:14,728 --> 00:39:17,163 to Karofsky, and that's where we stand. 831 00:39:17,231 --> 00:39:19,332 I can't go back to being terrified all the time. 832 00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,434 I jump every time a locker slams shut. 833 00:39:21,502 --> 00:39:23,036 I flinch whenever I turn the corner. 834 00:39:23,103 --> 00:39:25,004 I don't feel safe at this school. 835 00:39:25,072 --> 00:39:27,774 Kids who bully, for the most part, 836 00:39:27,841 --> 00:39:29,208 have been bullied themselves. 837 00:39:29,276 --> 00:39:32,745 And I for one don't flatter myself that that behavior can change. 838 00:39:32,813 --> 00:39:35,048 Now this kid Karofsky isn't gonna all of a sudden 839 00:39:35,115 --> 00:39:37,383 be nice to you, and I won't stand by 840 00:39:37,451 --> 00:39:39,185 unable to do anything about it. 841 00:39:39,253 --> 00:39:43,189 Effective noon tomorrow, Figgins is back in charge 842 00:39:43,257 --> 00:39:46,059 as I've tendered my resignation as principal in protest. 843 00:39:46,126 --> 00:39:48,695 I can't help you behind that desk, 844 00:39:48,762 --> 00:39:51,130 but I can be an extra pair of eyes out in those hallways. 845 00:39:51,198 --> 00:39:53,066 Someone ought to have your back. 846 00:39:53,133 --> 00:39:56,169 Besides, I miss my office. This room smells weird. 847 00:39:56,236 --> 00:39:59,172 I can't shake the feeling that I'm inhaling a lot of dead skin. 848 00:40:02,810 --> 00:40:05,712 Well, I guess I'll try to enjoy the rest of the day, 849 00:40:05,779 --> 00:40:07,180 before the terror starts anew. 850 00:40:07,247 --> 00:40:08,748 I'll see you at home. 851 00:40:10,718 --> 00:40:13,386 Hey, Kurt. Wait up a second. There's something 852 00:40:13,454 --> 00:40:15,033 we want to talk to you about. 853 00:40:15,955 --> 00:40:18,316 Come on, guys. The wedding was great, 854 00:40:18,317 --> 00:40:21,160 but we have got to get ready for Sectionals next week. 855 00:40:21,385 --> 00:40:24,878 Kurt, good, I want to talk to you about this amazing idea 856 00:40:24,879 --> 00:40:26,903 I had for a solo for you at Sectionals. 857 00:40:26,904 --> 00:40:28,304 Can I make an announcement first? 858 00:40:28,372 --> 00:40:29,297 Yeah. 859 00:40:30,007 --> 00:40:32,809 First, I wanted to thank everyone for what you did 860 00:40:32,877 --> 00:40:35,245 at my dad's wedding, especially Finn. 861 00:40:35,312 --> 00:40:37,614 It's nice to know that I have great friends here 862 00:40:37,681 --> 00:40:40,617 as well as a true brother. 863 00:40:40,684 --> 00:40:43,419 Which is why it's so hard for me to leave. 864 00:40:44,788 --> 00:40:46,956 What do you mean, "Leave?" 865 00:40:47,024 --> 00:40:51,453 I'm transferring to Dalton Academy... immediately. 866 00:40:52,263 --> 00:40:54,330 My parents are using the money they saved up 867 00:40:54,398 --> 00:40:56,966 for their honeymoon to pay for the tuition. 868 00:40:57,034 --> 00:40:58,701 Kurt, you can't leave. 869 00:40:58,769 --> 00:41:00,303 What the hell, dude? 870 00:41:00,371 --> 00:41:02,272 How about you talk with me about this first? 871 00:41:02,339 --> 00:41:05,441 I'm sorry, Finn, but there's nothing to talk about. 872 00:41:05,509 --> 00:41:06,676 Karofsky's coming back tomorrow, 873 00:41:06,744 --> 00:41:08,511 so that means I won't be. 874 00:41:08,579 --> 00:41:10,647 - We can protect you. - Seriously, we can, like, 875 00:41:10,714 --> 00:41:12,448 form a perimeter around you like the Secret Service. 876 00:41:12,516 --> 00:41:13,716 - Yeah. - The only thing 877 00:41:13,784 --> 00:41:15,094 that can really protect me is what they have 878 00:41:15,095 --> 00:41:20,098 a zero tolerance, no-bullying policy that's enforced. 879 00:41:20,218 --> 00:41:23,730 Um, does this mean that you're going to be competing against us at Sectionals? 880 00:41:25,681 --> 00:41:27,605 Kurt... 881 00:41:33,762 --> 00:41:35,659 I'm sorry. 882 00:41:35,779 --> 00:41:37,188 I have to go. 883 00:41:37,308 --> 00:41:43,550 Sync by YYeTs.net Corrected by arnozet & icephoenix www.addic7ed.com