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::Italian Subs Addicted::
[www.italiansubs.net] + Addic7ed
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Work's been pretty busy lately.
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We have a new exhibition
by an artist called...
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Jonathan Ben Daniels.
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Now Ben Daniels calls this collection
"The anonymous gathering".
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Not very lifelike if you ask me.
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Apparently Jonathan Ben Daniels based
this one on his own physic.
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Which must means he
doesn't have any genitalia.
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Oh, this one here is even less lifelike.
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I mean, look at that...
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Nothing, nothing at all.
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Don, I want a word.
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- But it does speak, which is a nice touch.
- Excuse us for one second.
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I heard you were late again today.
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Oh, yeah but I got a good excuse.
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Right, and what is it this time?
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- Did you have another stroke?
- That wasn't a lie!
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There you are, I heard
you were late again today.
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Yeah I've had a stroke.
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You were saying ?
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Allright, maybe that was a lie.
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But I couldn't help it this morning,
I was in a terrible car crash.
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Excuse me, my friend and I would like to
know what time you finish work?
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- Why is that then?
- Well, Felicity thinks you're cute.
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Right, I hope you're not Felicity
and speaking in 3rd person.
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Don hates that.
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Excuse me?
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Nothing.
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You must come along too.
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- What?
- What?
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We'll be in the bar.
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Across the road.
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- What do you recon then?
- No.
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Come on, we might have a laugh!
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But Don, I don't really like you.
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Oh I know what this is about.
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Yeah, it's because
I don't really like you.
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It's because we're work colleagues.
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You don't want me
to see you drunk, do you?
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No, it's because
I don't really like you.
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But look, your one
is well up for it.
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She's quite cute I guess.
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Heh, you see?
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It doesn't matter that you and
I are totally different.
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Maybe that's our thing.
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We can be like the "Lethal weapon"
of double dating.
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I'm Riggs by the way,
you're Murtaugh.
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You know, the black one.
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Revision: Cristianell®
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Season 03 Episode 03 - "Don Meets His Maker"
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And so, for the first time ever,
I was socializing with Jason
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And on the pull, no less.
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I mean, to be honest,
I don't dig all that post-modern stuff
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Do people still say "post-modern"?
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So what's it about what do you prefer?
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Oh, call me old-fashioned,
but I like paintings, and drawings
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You know? Art.
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I was hugely influenced by the 80s movement
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- Who?
- Well, you know, Harris.
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He means Rolf.
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- Hart.
- Tony.
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- Buchanan.
- Neil.
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Although, technically, Neil Buchanan was early 90s, right Jason?
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You're an absolute hoot!
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I am, aren't I?
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What is a hoot?
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Look, same again? And I might as well get some Samuel Bucas, yeah?
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Yeah?
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Yeah...
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What on earth made you employ him?
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He was actually very good in his interview.
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He knew a lot about the artists we were exhibiting at the time.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Well, turns out he'd memorized the flyers
while he was waiting to be interviewed.
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- Why don't you just fire him?
- Oh, he's nice!
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I've tried many, many times,
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but he has this uncanny ability to make me change my mind.
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- You're firing me?
- Yes.
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You can't do that!
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Don't, please! No!
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Don't fire me!
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I got leukemia and he's firing me!
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Ok, Don, ok! You can keep your job...
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...just put your clothes back on!
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Thanks, Jas. Is it lunch, yet?
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I mean, in a way he's kind of amazing.
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Here we go, drinks...
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...and...Sammy Bucas...
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You...right.
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What are we talking about, then?
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Rembrandt.
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Who?
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- My one's up for coming back with me.
- Congratulations, Don.
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Well, you say that, but posh girls can be prudish.
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I mean, I don't want to spend all night in bed with her and not actually do anything.
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It leaves a man with sad, aching balls.
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What a poetic image.
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This has been fun, right?
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Yeah, it's been the best ight of my life, Don.
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I'll catch you later, Murtaugh.
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And so I took Felicity back to my place.
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I've never had someone this posh in my bedroom before.
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Look. It's difficoult for guys to have lots of foreplay without actually...
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...well, you know...
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...and you seem like a very respectful lady, so I'm not gonna start...
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Shut up!
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Holy Kostner!
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No one's ever done that before!
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This is...pretty...wild.
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Candle wax on the nipples...that's nothing.
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I'm not gonna light it.
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- Who's your daddy?
- I told you, I'm an orphan!
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- I said: who's your daddy?
- You are?
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This feels a bit weird.
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This feels a bit weird, uncle Peter!
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I'm not sure...what...I...get out of this!
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Morning, kids!
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Oh, and you, Brian
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Top of the morning, Donald!
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It's funny, isn't it?
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Love happens when you least expect it.
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- You're in love? With who?
- Her name is Felicity...
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I think...
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Yeah, yeah, it's Felicity.
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How exciting!
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What makes you think it's love?
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Well, A: the sex is amazing.
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- Is there a B?
- No.
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You seem really happy, Don.
That's wonderful!
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I'm telling you Brian: she is filthy.
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Really, really dirty.
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That's great!
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Oh, man. She's my ticket out of this dump.
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What are you talking about?
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Well, she's like royal or something...
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- Hello!
- Hi!
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Everyone: this is Felicity.
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My friends call me Fleec.
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Why?
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It's short for Felicity.
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I guess.
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Would you like me to run you a bath, Fleec?
Don's been telling me how filthy you are.
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I never said that.
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Yeah. Yes, you did.
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Just now. You said she was really, really dirty.
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Right!
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- Well, I better get going!
- Yeah, I'll see you out.
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You were amazing last night.
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You fancy doing that again, later?
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No, I can't. I'm off to mummy and daddy's for the weekend.
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Oh my God, you should come with!
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Harriet's joining us. It's lovely down there. We can...shoot game...
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...get sozzled on daddy's plonk.
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Yeah, sorry...
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...my posh isn't great...what?
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What?
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Just say: yes Fleec,
that would be lovely!
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Yes Fleec, that would be lovely.
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- I adore how subservient you are.
- Eh, thanks.
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What does "sub serbient" means?
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Punching above your weight, aren't you?
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What are you talking about, Gollum?
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That posh slut, what she sees in you?
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Well, clearly she sees a cool sofisticaded guy!
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- Bite me! All of you!
- Oh, Don...
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Her parents house was huge!
It was like something out of a Keira Knightley novel.
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The girls invited Jason along, too.
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Just think Murtaugh...one day, this could all be mine!
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What?
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You're punching above your weight, Don.
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Why do people keep saying that?
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Because you are.
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Oh, you think you're a part of the furniture, do you?
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Don, I deal with these people all the time.
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You see, a lot of posh types buy art, you know?
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Jas, I'm a social chameleon, uh...
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Once I finish with these lot,
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they'll think I'm Lord Donald of Danbury.
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Well, we'll see...
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Chaps? What you doing? Chop chop!
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- Wellington, why don't you take Jason and Harriet to their room.
- Of course, my lady.
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Wow! You've got a butler!
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- There she is, my little princess!
- Daddy!
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Her dad was immense
and immensely posh.
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He made me feel like an oink.
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Harrison Harshton Lord,
of the Hampshire Harshton Lords.
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Maybe they were right.
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Maybe I was punching above my weight.
I mean, what must he see?
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Big Issue? Big Issue, sir?
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All right guv'nor? Apples and pears!
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Is that Prince William?
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I've just parked my van on the lawn...
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...so don't be getting any one to move it, right, cause I'd be well vexed.
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You alright?
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Stick the kettle on, will you, love?
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Right. I'm going to unpack. I'll leave you two boys to get to know each other.
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Ok, puppet.
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I don't like you.
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- You don't know me.
- I don't wish to.
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Felicity is my only child, my only daughter, you were aware of that?
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Well, you must be very proud my Lord.
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You know that she's still a virgin?
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Does that surprise you?
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- A little bit...
-I want it to stay that way, you hear?
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- What?
- You keep it that way, you hear?
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I can't hear you!
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Sex...
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...is for the weak minded.
It's disgusting. It's overrated.
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- You don't like sex?
- Why do you think I only have one child?
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I don't know...
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Are you Chinese?
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- Did daddy give you a talking to?
- Yeah, he's frightening, isn't he?
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What? Puss Puss? No, he's a softy underneath it all
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- Puss Puss?
- When I was a girl I used to call him Puss Puss.
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- He reminded me of a family pet, you see.
- What did you have, a lion?
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Yeah! Did daddy tell you?
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Sadly we had to put him to sleep.
He chewed the maid's face off.
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- Poor old Puss Puss.
- Poor old Puss Puss? What about the maid?
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Maria is fine, She's still with us.
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- What you doing?
- What you doing, more like?
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I'm having a poo, Don. Do you mind?
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Sorry sweetie! Jason's bathroom, Donald.
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Knock before you enter, that's a good chap.
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Ah...what's that for?
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- It's to stimulate the vagina.
- Yeah, I know that.
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Or the sphincter.
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I might want to use it later.
Although not on me!
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Right! I think Puss Puss have fun planned for us today.
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- You up for outdoor larks?
- Yeah, outdoor larks sound great!
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3 Outdoor Larks
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Here we go! There he comes!
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Super!
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Oh, hang on! Hang on!
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Sorry!
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Play away, Jason.
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Ah, sweet!
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The day hadn't gone great, and I really wasn't scoring any points with Felicity's dad.
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Don't worry. Wellington's arm will be fine.
It's only a flesh wound.
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I've never shot someone before.
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You are getting changed into something nice, aren't you?
We're meeting the rest of the family at din dins.
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Yeah, of course. I knew the sort of place I was coming to.
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It's my granddad's. Nice, hey?
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Let's get going...
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I was introduced to everyone else at dinner.
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Felicity's mother was literally the poshest woman I'd ever met.
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Do you think we should get Wellington put down?
He's not as useful with one arm.
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But at least she wasn't as crazy as the dad.
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The best thing about being in the Army is you can take a man's life
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and it isn't against the law.
250
00:14:22,018 --> 00:14:26,983
And then there was auntie Orthensia.
Well, she didn't speak at all, so it's hard to tell what she's like.
251
00:14:27,018 --> 00:14:28,880
- You alright?
- No, it's no use.
252
00:14:28,915 --> 00:14:32,274
She's been in a state of shock ever since her boys were killed.
253
00:14:32,309 --> 00:14:33,480
Sorry.
254
00:14:34,831 --> 00:14:37,381
- How did they die?
- Car crash.
255
00:14:38,785 --> 00:14:41,160
Hmm...that's a French Malbec?
256
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:46,061
- I'm impressed, you know your wine.
- No, nothing really.
257
00:14:46,411 --> 00:14:49,883
- Danbury, how's yours.
- Oh, yeah...
258
00:14:53,154 --> 00:14:54,572
Shit, that's good.
259
00:14:54,871 --> 00:14:57,520
But can you guess what it is?
260
00:14:58,923 --> 00:15:01,800
Well, it's uh... wine, right?
261
00:15:02,328 --> 00:15:03,605
Philistine...
262
00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:06,360
Where's Maria with the bloody food?
263
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:11,725
Dude, can you stop sucking up to the dad, please? I need him to like me!
264
00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:14,599
- What? I'm not sucking up.
- Stop whispering!
265
00:15:14,634 --> 00:15:16,795
Yes, my lord. Sorry, my lord.
266
00:15:16,830 --> 00:15:19,560
- Caviar, sir?
- Ah yes. HOLY FUCK!
267
00:15:23,494 --> 00:15:25,551
Donald, this is Maria...
268
00:15:25,910 --> 00:15:28,206
the housemaid I told you about.
269
00:15:29,236 --> 00:15:31,957
You have a kind face.
270
00:15:33,929 --> 00:15:36,237
You have a lovely...
271
00:15:36,683 --> 00:15:37,729
mask.
272
00:15:38,742 --> 00:15:40,880
Jason, tell me...
273
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:44,720
you see a lot of black chaps on the rugby pitch,
274
00:15:44,755 --> 00:15:49,120
but very few dark faces in the stands. Why is that?
275
00:15:56,896 --> 00:15:58,761
I'm more of a cricket man.
276
00:15:58,796 --> 00:16:03,805
Oh, good. Maybe we can knock a ball around tomorrow at past meridian.
277
00:16:05,402 --> 00:16:07,971
Yeah, ok.
278
00:16:13,827 --> 00:16:15,605
It tastes like gas!
279
00:16:17,298 --> 00:16:19,101
I mean it's...
280
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,916
Yummy, yummy gas...
281
00:16:23,888 --> 00:16:27,800
It was so frustrating. I didn't seem to be able to do anything right.
282
00:16:28,034 --> 00:16:30,280
Meanwhile, Jason was Mister Perfect.
283
00:16:37,260 --> 00:16:41,285
- Oh, absolutely wonderful, Jason!
- No, no, it was all the piano's doing,
284
00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:43,400
I just touch the key.
285
00:16:45,521 --> 00:16:47,869
I thought faking interest in the old freaky aunt
286
00:16:47,904 --> 00:16:49,865
might show them all I was a nice guy.
287
00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:51,179
You alright, love?
288
00:16:51,214 --> 00:16:53,530
Get your treacherous arms off her!
289
00:16:53,565 --> 00:16:55,595
I was just seeing if she's ok...
290
00:16:55,630 --> 00:16:57,469
It must be really tough for her,
291
00:16:57,504 --> 00:16:59,761
losing her boys like that...
292
00:16:59,796 --> 00:17:01,296
How old were they?
293
00:17:01,633 --> 00:17:04,343
- 6, 8 and 12.
- Oh, man...
294
00:17:04,699 --> 00:17:05,760
That's awful.
295
00:17:06,357 --> 00:17:09,319
Graham was the youngest, then Bilbo...
296
00:17:09,777 --> 00:17:11,347
then Peanuts.
297
00:17:13,222 --> 00:17:14,337
Sorry...
298
00:17:14,372 --> 00:17:18,686
sorry, it's just, you know, where I'm from, you wouldn't call a child "Peanuts".
299
00:17:19,558 --> 00:17:22,183
- Peanuts was a korgi.
- A korgi?
300
00:17:23,003 --> 00:17:25,663
- You mean her boys were dogs?
- Yeah.
301
00:17:25,698 --> 00:17:28,575
Ah, right! Well, what's all the fuss about?
302
00:17:28,773 --> 00:17:30,953
Just get yourself some new ones, love!
303
00:17:31,788 --> 00:17:35,268
And there was me, thinking she'd named her son "Peanuts".
304
00:17:35,303 --> 00:17:39,467
Although, actually...Graham is a weird name for a dog, isn't it?
305
00:17:42,892 --> 00:17:44,631
No, no, no, that's a good thing!
306
00:17:44,666 --> 00:17:49,066
Means she's in there, somewhere. Not a total cabbage.
307
00:17:56,967 --> 00:18:00,083
- Your family hate me!
- Of course they do, Donald.
308
00:18:00,118 --> 00:18:01,268
You're common.
309
00:18:01,452 --> 00:18:03,728
And that's exactly why I like you.
310
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,198
- Really?
- Yeah.
311
00:18:05,233 --> 00:18:06,698
You're exciting.
312
00:18:06,733 --> 00:18:07,696
Thanks.
313
00:18:07,731 --> 00:18:09,411
- naughty...
- Well, I try...
314
00:18:09,446 --> 00:18:11,129
- Stupid.
- Yep.
315
00:18:11,304 --> 00:18:13,133
- What?
- Well, are we going to screw each other
316
00:18:13,168 --> 00:18:15,328
my parents haven't got Wellington out, yet.
317
00:18:15,363 --> 00:18:18,360
- What does that mean, exactly?
- Catch.
318
00:18:19,468 --> 00:18:23,554
I don't think we should get up to any hanky-panky while we're here.
What your dad hears us?
319
00:18:23,589 --> 00:18:26,601
- His room is on the other side of the building.
- Yeah but, what if we're loud?
320
00:18:26,636 --> 00:18:29,936
I mean, some of the things you do to me really make me yelp!
321
00:18:29,971 --> 00:18:30,946
Yelp?
322
00:18:30,981 --> 00:18:33,718
Whatever the manly version of "yelping" is.
323
00:18:33,753 --> 00:18:36,081
Don't worry. I've got just the thing.
324
00:18:40,102 --> 00:18:45,102
No, no, dear, I do not know what the collective noun for pigeons is.
325
00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:49,783
Pigents? Pigeouneers?
326
00:18:51,054 --> 00:18:52,961
You look so cute.
327
00:18:52,996 --> 00:18:56,820
Cute? I look like I've borrowed Marilyn Manson's underwear.
328
00:18:56,855 --> 00:18:58,840
Why can't we just do it in our nude suits?
329
00:18:58,875 --> 00:19:00,080
That's so boring!
330
00:19:00,252 --> 00:19:01,962
I like to dress up.
331
00:19:01,997 --> 00:19:04,116
Don't tell me you haven't done this sort of things before.
332
00:19:04,151 --> 00:19:06,737
I had sex, once, dressed as Apollo Creed...
333
00:19:06,772 --> 00:19:09,622
but the make-up just got really messy...
334
00:19:10,131 --> 00:19:13,640
- You have got to be shitting me...
- It will stop you from yelping.
335
00:19:15,228 --> 00:19:16,595
I'm scared...
336
00:19:27,504 --> 00:19:28,639
Ready?
337
00:19:31,472 --> 00:19:32,605
Princess!
338
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:33,770
Are you awake?
339
00:19:33,805 --> 00:19:36,555
One second, Puss Puss.
Quick, get in the bathroom!
340
00:19:44,541 --> 00:19:46,409
What is it, daddy?
341
00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:49,328
- Where is Danbury?
- Oh, he, ehm...
342
00:19:49,363 --> 00:19:51,663
Wanted to get some fresh air.
343
00:19:51,908 --> 00:19:55,103
When are you going to bring
home a nice lad?
344
00:19:55,138 --> 00:19:56,507
Donald is nice...
345
00:19:56,542 --> 00:19:59,755
I mean someone we can welcome
into the family...
346
00:19:59,790 --> 00:20:01,649
And want you to get married maybe to.
347
00:20:01,684 --> 00:20:03,484
You see, I don't trust the man.
348
00:20:03,974 --> 00:20:06,866
I think he might be a bad
influence on you.
349
00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:09,388
Oh, come on daddy, I'm tired.
350
00:20:09,852 --> 00:20:14,680
I'd be terribly upset if I ever discovered
you'd already bumped your hiny.
351
00:20:16,713 --> 00:20:17,984
What's that?
352
00:20:18,859 --> 00:20:20,859
- Ehm...
- Is that him?
353
00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:23,107
No daddy, I told you...
354
00:20:23,142 --> 00:20:24,818
He's outside.
355
00:20:30,738 --> 00:20:32,587
Oh, naughty.
356
00:20:34,882 --> 00:20:37,716
Nice pyjama's, Don.
357
00:20:39,614 --> 00:20:40,966
Sorry, I didn't quite get that...
358
00:20:43,180 --> 00:20:46,274
Eh, let me see... something
about an aqueduct?
359
00:20:49,689 --> 00:20:51,689
Wow, wow, wow... No need
to swear.
360
00:20:51,976 --> 00:20:52,976
Open up!
361
00:20:56,324 --> 00:20:58,371
Sorry Don...
362
00:20:59,728 --> 00:21:03,978
I can't understand you... with
that... ball in your mouth.
363
00:21:13,474 --> 00:21:16,194
- Was there another person in here?
- Just Harriet.
364
00:21:16,229 --> 00:21:18,389
I said person, not woman!
365
00:21:33,337 --> 00:21:36,074
Well okay puppet, sweet dreams.
366
00:21:36,109 --> 00:21:38,000
I hope I'm in them.
367
00:21:41,170 --> 00:21:43,129
Cup of coco, mylady
368
00:21:55,839 --> 00:21:56,889
Wellington!
369
00:21:57,026 --> 00:21:59,162
- Sir?
- Have you seen Danburry?
370
00:21:59,406 --> 00:22:00,641
I'm afraid not, sir.
371
00:22:00,676 --> 00:22:03,423
- I don't like him, Wellington.
- I understand sir.
372
00:22:03,458 --> 00:22:06,600
I don't like the way he looks
at my precious daughter.
373
00:22:06,874 --> 00:22:09,799
I want to grab hold of
that boys penis.
374
00:22:09,834 --> 00:22:11,184
Hold it tight.
375
00:22:11,299 --> 00:22:15,800
And then yank it from his groin. And
then I want to bend him over...
376
00:22:16,051 --> 00:22:21,006
And insert aforementioned severed penis
right up his backside!
377
00:22:21,848 --> 00:22:25,298
I'll teach him never to lay
a finger on my angel.
378
00:22:25,395 --> 00:22:27,570
It certainly would, sir.
379
00:22:27,605 --> 00:22:30,256
Now if you don't mind, I have to attend to lady Ortensia.
380
00:22:30,291 --> 00:22:31,291
Of course.
381
00:22:48,428 --> 00:22:49,624
Here you go, mylady.
382
00:22:49,659 --> 00:22:52,790
Now don't forget to take
your pills at three am,
383
00:22:52,825 --> 00:22:54,919
five am and seven am.
384
00:22:55,414 --> 00:22:57,714
I've left them here with some water.
385
00:22:58,311 --> 00:23:01,511
Good to see you are peeing regulary, mylady.
386
00:23:22,893 --> 00:23:25,788
- Have you seen Donald?
- Is he the one running around in S and M gear?
387
00:23:25,823 --> 00:23:28,200
Oh god, I do hope dad doesn't find him.
388
00:23:28,602 --> 00:23:30,478
He'll tear his penis off.
389
00:23:30,513 --> 00:23:31,745
I'm being serious!
390
00:23:31,780 --> 00:23:34,350
He did it to my first boyfriend, tore his penis right off.
391
00:23:34,385 --> 00:23:35,520
He's only thirteen.
392
00:23:40,645 --> 00:23:41,668
Sorry.
393
00:23:41,847 --> 00:23:43,147
I don't mind.
394
00:24:09,922 --> 00:24:12,072
Please don't hurt me.
395
00:24:15,522 --> 00:24:16,922
Please, I'll scream.
396
00:24:28,474 --> 00:24:29,474
Mylady.
397
00:24:31,028 --> 00:24:34,428
What is going on? Orty,
you're okay? What happened?
398
00:26:08,415 --> 00:26:10,082
There you are.
399
00:26:12,307 --> 00:26:15,156
I was right about you, wasn't I?
400
00:26:15,607 --> 00:26:17,432
What is going on?
401
00:26:17,467 --> 00:26:21,239
Penelope, shut your eyes at once,
I don't want you to see this filth.
402
00:26:21,274 --> 00:26:22,485
Donald!
403
00:26:24,217 --> 00:26:28,160
Have you got anything to do with this? Please angel, tell me you haven't.
404
00:26:30,118 --> 00:26:32,376
No... Of course not.
405
00:26:32,411 --> 00:26:34,856
Donald what are you doing? You're rotten in the head.
406
00:26:34,891 --> 00:26:38,107
I want you of my grounds this instant!
407
00:26:41,728 --> 00:26:43,878
How could you do this, Donald?
408
00:26:43,981 --> 00:26:46,188
Mylord, mylord.
409
00:26:46,451 --> 00:26:48,980
- I have some splendid news.
- What is it, Wellington?
410
00:26:49,015 --> 00:26:51,765
Auntie Ortensia finaly has spoken again.
411
00:26:52,366 --> 00:26:54,639
- What did she say?
- She said...
412
00:26:55,258 --> 00:26:57,408
He tried to penetrate her!
413
00:27:10,781 --> 00:27:13,250
And so I had to make my own way home.
414
00:27:14,077 --> 00:27:17,727
I had to keep telling myself that the only
reason Felicity didn't help me back there,
415
00:27:17,762 --> 00:27:20,929
was because she had no choice.
Her dad would of killed her!
416
00:27:20,964 --> 00:27:24,264
She was probably back at home,
worrying about me.
417
00:27:31,502 --> 00:27:33,126
It's chafing my balls.
418
00:27:33,971 --> 00:27:35,171
Get in the bed.
419
00:27:35,722 --> 00:27:36,722
Now!