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House seats to sectionals.
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Those things are hard to come by.
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Scalpers are getting, like,
five bucks for them.
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I however, as coach of one of
the competing teams, get two,
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and I would be honored if
you would be my plus one.
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I mean, you being at sectionals
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is... Is kind of a good
luck charm for us.
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I would love to.
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I mean, not that we're
gonna need any talismans.
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I have a killer set list planned.
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- First...
- No, let me guess.
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Finn and Rachel are gonna
do a ballad, right?
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Followed by the kids joining in
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with a classic rock number
where Mercedes will belt out
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the last jaw-dropping note.
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Have you been going
through my desk?
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It's what you always do.
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Every team tries to showcase
their strongest players.
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Look, just seeing your kids
do the Rocky Horror thing
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really reminded me of how much
talent you've got in Glee Club.
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Quinn has a beautiful voice,
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and Mike Chang has dance
moves that are to die for.
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Look, I'm sure that you know
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what you're doing.
I'm not saying that.
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Everyone has picked you as
favorites for sectionals,
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you won your sectional last year.
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It's just, I don't know, you
guys used to be the underdogs.
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Now you're a real team,
which is wonderful.
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You're a constellation of stars.
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I would just hate to think
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that you might be
ignoring some of them
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because they don't burn
quite as obviously bright.
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I've said too much.
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No.
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You said just enough.
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Mr. Schuester,
I have an announcement.
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I've selected the
perfect moving ballad
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for Finn and I to sing to launch
our performance at sectionals.
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Me first.
Two things:
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First, our competition
at sectionals
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are your classic stool choirs.
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we need to do what
they can't: Dance.
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Which is why I've
decided to feature
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Brittany and Mike Chang's sweet
moves in our performance.
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Wait, they're gonna dance in
front of me while I sing my solo?
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You're not getting a solo for
this competition, Rachel.
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Finally.
So what song do I get to sing?
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I was thinking that the winners of
our duets competitions would take the leads.
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Ken and Barbie?
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A... Are you trying to throw this?
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You used to be just sort
of unlikable, but now
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I pretty much feel
like punching you
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every time you open your mouth.
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Okay, listen,
I have talked the talk
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about everyone in here feeling
special for over a year now,
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but, frankly,
I haven't walked the walk.
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I mean, we have got a
lot of talent here,
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and I'm gonna highlight it.
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Do something!
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Look, I'm all for
pumping up the team,
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making everyone feel special,
but that's for practice.
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You don't take the
star quarterback out
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- before the big game.
- Yep.
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Easy to say when you're
the star quarterback.
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This isn't just about me,
this is about the team.
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You are such a hypocrite.
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Like you even know
what that means.
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It means that your boyfriend
is full of crap, hobbit.
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You know what,
ever since the wedding,
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you've been up my butt,
and I'm sick of it!
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Come on, Rachel,
she's not worth it.
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Oh, really?
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'Cause that's not what you thought
last year in that motel room.
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That's right, Yentl,
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your sweetheart...
He's been lying to you.
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'Cause he and I totally
got it on last year.
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Okay, enough already.
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No more conversations about this,
or... Or anything.
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This is our plan for sectionals,
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and that is that.
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Mike, Brittany, come on up,
let's start choreographing.
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Sync by YYeTs.net
Corrections by Addic7ed.com
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And now let's welcome the
newest addition to The Warblers,
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Kurt Hummel.
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And our oldest tradition
for our newest Warbler,
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an actual warbler.
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Kurt, meet Pavarotti.
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This bird is a member of an
unbroken line of canaries
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who have been at
Dalton since 1891.
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It's your job to take care of him
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so he can live to carry
on the Warbler legacy.
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Protect him.
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That bird is your voice.
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Hey, I'll bring him
to work with me.
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Weekends I volunteer
at a stray cat rescue.
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It's at the bottom of a coal mine.
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That was a joke.
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I... I don't...
I don't work at a coal mine.
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Let the council come to order.
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Today we discuss the set
list for sectionals.
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Council?
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We don't have a director.
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Every year, we elect three
upperclassmen to lead the group.
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But don't worry, we all get a say.
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Oh, fantastic.
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I have a lot of ideas.
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Warblers, if I may?
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Now, I can't deny that the Warblers'
vocals are absolutely dreamy.
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But I believe our
set for sectionals
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this year should have a
little more showbiz panache.
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I think we should open with
"Rio" by Duran Duran.
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Uh, the council is responsible
for song selection.
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But we appreciate
your enthusiasm, Kurt.
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It'll come in handy one day
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when you're sitting
behind this desk.
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Now, I propose we do our
entire set at sectionals
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in eight-part harmony.
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Just tell me if it's true.
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I'm sorry.
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Okay? I shouldn't
have lied to you.
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I just thought that if
I told you the truth,
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you'd get so mad at me,
and you're kind of scary.
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Don't you see how it's
ten times worse now?
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Why her?
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I mean, Quinn I'd understand,
but her?
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Do you think she's
prettier than me?
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Don't answer that.
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My dads went to couples
counseling because one of them
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put up wallpaper in the den
without asking the other,
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and they said it was the
only thing that kept them
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from killing each other.
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- Okay.
- We need your help.
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Uh, that's why I set up
this counseling session.
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You're both in Glee.
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Why don't you sing about it?
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Right? Aren't there
some great songs
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about betrayal or something?
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I'm pretty sure there's
some Eagles songs.
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Right, let's do plan B.
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We'll start with you, Finn.
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Why did you lie to Rachel?
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I didn't want to hurt her.
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Then why did you do it with her?
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Why are you so caught up with
who it was? It doesn't...
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Was it because she's hot?
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Yeah, sure, she's super hot,
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but, um, that's...
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As a therapist,
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is it productive for me
to slap him right now?
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Well, I'm not a therapist, but no.
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Um, maybe you should storm out.
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Yeah.
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Is there anything else
you want to talk about?
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What are you doing?
We've been looking for you all day.
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I'm paralyzed with fear.
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I've been here since
second period.
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I really, really have to pee.
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What are you afraid of?
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You're gonna be
featured at sectionals.
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You should be happy.
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I can't handle the pressure.
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I know I'm more talented
than all of you...
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Britney Spears taught me that.
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It's just, I can't have whether
we win or lose on my shoulders.
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- B... But we all know you can do it.
- And I know that I can't.
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Just like I know the
cricket that reads to me
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at night is totally
stealing my jewelry.
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It's really too bad I...
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I can't give you my magic comb.
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What's a magic comb?
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You've never heard
of a magic comb?
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- Mm-mm.
- You comb your hair with it,
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and you can't lose.
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I'd give you mine, but I need it.
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Wait.
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Since you're going to dance
the lead at sectionals,
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you win, I win.
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Please, can I have the magic comb?
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Here.
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Artie, thank you so much.
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You really are the
best boyfriend ever.
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We're gonna win this thing
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'cause of you.
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All I can say is I didn't
steal that soda machine,
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and if I did, I wasn't alone.
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Okay, I'm gonna pretend that I
didn't hear that because if I did,
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I'd be down to ten
Glee Club members,
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which as you probably
remember from the rule book
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is two less than what we need
to compete at sectionals.
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I'm not big on reading rule books.
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Well, I'm not big on reading.
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Kurt's gone,
and he's not coming back.
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We need a 12th member.
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Now, I always go to Rachel
and Finn in these situations,
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but you might be the most
well-known kid in this entire school.
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There's a method to my madness.
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I want you to use that madness
to recruit a new member.
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Glee needs you to
be its ambassador.
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More like its am-bad-ass-ador.
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- But what's in it for me?
- You love the Glee Club.
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We get a new member and we win,
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you get to keep
doing what you love.
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You can count on me, Mr. Shue.
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Hey, Kurt, wait up!
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I saw that Glee Club
was hard for you today,
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seeing your ideas
shot down like that.
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It's just a different
energy in there.
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Not better or worse,
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just something I'll
have to get used to.
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We recognize that.
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And we have a tradition
at this school
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of rewarding a student
with a good attitude.
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So, we would like to invite
you to audition for a solo.
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For sectionals?
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For sectionals.
Sing something good.
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All right, listen up.
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Are you gonna light your
farts on fire again?
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Because I'm a major fan.
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I want to talk to you guys.
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About Bruce Springsteen.
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Is this going somewhere?
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Don't push me, Karofsky.
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You forced my boy
Kurt out of here,
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and juvie or no,
you're already number one
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on my list to go
all Death Star on.
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Anyways, so Bruce is destined to
go blue collar his whole life,
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but instead, he goes and buys
an old Strat from a pawn shop
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and just starts wailing on it,
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starts putting all the pain and
the promises and the dreams
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into that music,
and the next thing he knows,
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he's on the cover of Time and
Newsweek in the same week.
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Those are magazines.
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Not to seem redundant,
but is this going somewhere?
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Glee Club, dudes.
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It's time to join up.
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Sign up for Glee Club?
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Why don't you come to
my church on Sunday
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and get some of my cousins
to sign up for the Klan?
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Glee Club is cool.
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Glee Club is most
definitely not cool.
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Clearly we need to reinstate
the 10:00 A.M. slushie.
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I say we make an example of him.
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I say you're right.
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Get him! Get him!
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Not the face! Not the face!
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Where's Puck?
I haven't seen him since yesterday,
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and I need him to get me a churro.
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My guess is he'd rather quit
Glee Club than lose sectionals,
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and I can't blame him.
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00:09:39,344 --> 00:09:41,457
Our set's gonna be real
light on the Mercedes.
253
00:09:41,458 --> 00:09:43,017
I'm telling you,
if The Warblers win sectionals,
254
00:09:43,018 --> 00:09:44,423
it's only because
we gave them Kurt.
255
00:09:44,424 --> 00:09:45,406
We should not clap.
256
00:09:45,407 --> 00:09:47,010
If we lose,
we should throw possums.
257
00:09:51,304 --> 00:09:53,020
Rachel, what are you doing?
258
00:09:55,380 --> 00:09:56,546
I'm not doing anything.
259
00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:59,487
You've silenced my talents,
I'm merely protesting.
260
00:10:01,069 --> 00:10:02,494
My talents are
wasted in this club.
261
00:10:02,495 --> 00:10:05,207
My star shines too bright,
and I think you're threatened by it.
262
00:10:05,208 --> 00:10:06,591
Take that off!
263
00:10:06,592 --> 00:10:08,068
I'm tired of this, Rachel.
264
00:10:08,370 --> 00:10:09,864
You have a terrible attitude,
265
00:10:09,865 --> 00:10:12,056
you're a lousy sport,
and it is not okay anymore.
266
00:10:12,057 --> 00:10:13,230
Well, I'm upset!
267
00:10:13,231 --> 00:10:14,829
I'm furious about this!
268
00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,859
About a couple of things,
actually.
269
00:10:16,860 --> 00:10:18,247
Well, I'm sorry
you're disappointed.
270
00:10:18,248 --> 00:10:21,167
But you know, you could also
make the choice to be happy
271
00:10:21,168 --> 00:10:22,808
that we're a part of
a Glee Club that is
272
00:10:22,809 --> 00:10:24,677
bursting at the seams with talent.
273
00:10:24,678 --> 00:10:26,580
There's an awful lot of
"me" talk going around.
274
00:10:26,581 --> 00:10:27,352
"What's in it for me?"
275
00:10:27,353 --> 00:10:29,018
"What solo am I gonna sing?"
276
00:10:29,318 --> 00:10:32,574
Now, when we go to sectionals,
we're gonna be good sports.
277
00:10:32,575 --> 00:10:33,664
We'll cheer on The Hipsters,
278
00:10:33,665 --> 00:10:35,843
we'll cheer on Kurt
and The Warblers.
279
00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:38,466
And if they win,
we will congratulate them.
280
00:10:38,714 --> 00:10:40,834
Because that's who we are.
281
00:10:41,299 --> 00:10:42,414
Dude, where have you been?
282
00:10:42,415 --> 00:10:43,894
I found him in a porta potty.
283
00:10:45,148 --> 00:10:47,596
I was trying to find Kurt's
replacement for sectionals.
284
00:10:51,312 --> 00:10:54,484
I was trapped in that
porta potty for 24 hours.
285
00:10:56,442 --> 00:10:59,098
Buddha, Allah, Satan, help me!
286
00:11:07,092 --> 00:11:10,055
- Are you an angel?
- Screw you.
287
00:11:13,278 --> 00:11:15,092
So I asked her if
she wanted to join.
288
00:11:15,093 --> 00:11:16,533
Here are my conditions:
289
00:11:16,534 --> 00:11:17,942
A carton of Cadbury Eggs.
290
00:11:17,943 --> 00:11:20,294
Good luck finding them.
They're not in season.
291
00:11:20,295 --> 00:11:25,274
And I want seven minutes
in heaven... with you.
292
00:11:27,772 --> 00:11:30,390
I have to say,
she kinda rocked my world.
293
00:11:32,114 --> 00:11:36,033
Okay, guys, um, well,
looks like we're back in business!
294
00:11:36,457 --> 00:11:38,067
Let's all welcome
our newest member,
295
00:11:38,068 --> 00:11:39,427
Ms. Lauren Zizes.
296
00:11:41,291 --> 00:11:43,083
Puck, nice work.
297
00:11:44,452 --> 00:11:45,464
We owe you one.
298
00:11:56,380 --> 00:11:58,594
Did I tell you he
bought me dinner after?
299
00:12:04,861 --> 00:12:05,833
You okay?
300
00:12:05,964 --> 00:12:07,146
Why are you talking to me?
301
00:12:07,147 --> 00:12:08,549
Are you gonna steal
something from me?
302
00:12:08,550 --> 00:12:10,406
Look, after six hours
in that port-o-john,
303
00:12:10,407 --> 00:12:11,902
Ozzy himself would
have turned to God.
304
00:12:12,390 --> 00:12:14,407
I prayed.
I promised him
305
00:12:14,408 --> 00:12:16,605
that if he got me out of there,
I'd start being nicer to people.
306
00:12:16,824 --> 00:12:18,358
Then I realized there was
no way I could do that,
307
00:12:18,359 --> 00:12:20,402
so I changed it to just Jews.
308
00:12:20,403 --> 00:12:21,639
It's Finn.
309
00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:24,027
Boyfriend troubles?
I got that covered.
310
00:12:24,291 --> 00:12:25,696
Considering I'm usually
the cause of them,
311
00:12:25,697 --> 00:12:26,987
I'd say I'm an expert.
312
00:12:27,655 --> 00:12:28,517
Walk with me.
313
00:12:32,622 --> 00:12:33,920
Have you been working out?
314
00:12:34,650 --> 00:12:36,049
Your arms seem bigger.
315
00:12:36,862 --> 00:12:37,980
It's the steroids.
316
00:12:42,207 --> 00:12:43,349
We have a big problem.
317
00:12:43,350 --> 00:12:45,104
Is the problem your outfit?
318
00:12:45,105 --> 00:12:46,878
Because you look like a
cheerleader zombie corpse.
319
00:12:46,879 --> 00:12:49,242
I have no choice.
Mike Chang likes cheerleaders.
320
00:12:49,243 --> 00:12:50,733
You of all people should know.
321
00:12:50,734 --> 00:12:52,069
He's having an
affair with Brittany.
322
00:12:52,070 --> 00:12:53,500
What?
You crazy.
323
00:12:53,501 --> 00:12:55,460
You haven't noticed her
ignoring you lately?
324
00:12:55,461 --> 00:12:56,723
Not really.
It's Shark Week.
325
00:12:56,724 --> 00:12:57,535
They're inseparable.
326
00:12:57,536 --> 00:12:58,805
They're doing a number
together at sectionals.
327
00:12:58,806 --> 00:12:59,957
- They've been rehearsing.
- Really?
328
00:13:00,393 --> 00:13:01,641
Just rehearsing?
329
00:13:01,825 --> 00:13:04,436
Exhibit A. I kissed him,
and it tasted like Lip Smackers.
330
00:13:04,437 --> 00:13:05,973
You know who wears
Lip Smackers? Brittany.
331
00:13:05,974 --> 00:13:06,793
And she doesn't mind sharing.
332
00:13:06,794 --> 00:13:07,933
I love borrowing her Lip Smackers.
333
00:13:07,934 --> 00:13:08,887
It's like candy for your lips.
334
00:13:08,888 --> 00:13:10,081
Don't be naive, Artie.
335
00:13:10,082 --> 00:13:12,323
She's a cheerleader,
he's a football player.
336
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:14,705
You and I never had a
chance at either of them.
337
00:13:24,987 --> 00:13:26,998
Hey, Rachel.
I've been looking for you.
338
00:13:26,999 --> 00:13:28,866
Don't bother spying
on me to get a leg up,
339
00:13:28,867 --> 00:13:31,940
because the only solos that I'm
getting for sectionals are in my mind.
340
00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:33,710
Actually, I was hoping
you could help me.
341
00:13:33,711 --> 00:13:35,251
I've been sitting in
my car for over an hour
342
00:13:35,252 --> 00:13:37,120
waiting for Karofsky to
make a Mickey D's run.
343
00:13:37,446 --> 00:13:39,278
I've been invited to
audition for a solo.
344
00:13:39,510 --> 00:13:41,810
Why should I help you? I mean,
you're our competition now.
345
00:13:41,811 --> 00:13:43,590
Because even though
we hate each other,
346
00:13:43,591 --> 00:13:45,027
we've had our moments,
347
00:13:45,028 --> 00:13:46,777
and I could use your expertise.
348
00:13:46,778 --> 00:13:49,014
And no one knows how to kill
a ballad quite like you.
349
00:13:49,015 --> 00:13:52,367
You are as brilliant and
talented as you are irritating.
350
00:13:52,751 --> 00:13:54,524
Considering that this
might be my only chance
351
00:13:54,525 --> 00:13:58,328
to sing for a little while,
I'll give you a couple of tips.
352
00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:00,162
So, what did you,
uh, have in mind?
353
00:14:00,163 --> 00:14:02,484
I've settled on Celine Dion's classic,
"My Heart Will Go On."
354
00:14:02,485 --> 00:14:03,975
Oh, no.
No, no, no.
355
00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:04,838
- No?
- Listen, you need something
356
00:14:04,839 --> 00:14:06,457
much more personal than that.
357
00:14:06,458 --> 00:14:07,760
I mean, this is about you.
358
00:14:07,761 --> 00:14:09,883
Do you ever fantasize
about your own funeral?
359
00:14:09,884 --> 00:14:11,063
- No.
- I do.
360
00:14:11,064 --> 00:14:13,841
Finn throwing himself into
the grave out of grief,
361
00:14:13,842 --> 00:14:16,246
and all of the heartfelt
speeches and the regrets.
362
00:14:16,247 --> 00:14:17,030
That's insane.
363
00:14:17,031 --> 00:14:18,744
Clearly no one in the
Glee Club appreciates me.
364
00:14:18,745 --> 00:14:21,549
Is it so wrong for me to fantasize
about them finally realizing
365
00:14:21,550 --> 00:14:23,742
how amazing I am,
but it being too late?
366
00:14:23,743 --> 00:14:27,140
And there's only one song
that expresses those feelings.
367
00:14:28,094 --> 00:14:30,377
I'm sure that it's
in here somewhere.
368
00:14:30,378 --> 00:14:31,333
Oh...
369
00:14:33,479 --> 00:14:37,186
♪ It won't be easy. ♪
370
00:14:37,187 --> 00:14:40,889
♪ You'll think it strange ♪
371
00:14:40,890 --> 00:14:46,568
♪ when I try to explain how I feel. ♪
372
00:14:46,569 --> 00:14:49,375
♪ That I still need your love ♪
373
00:14:49,376 --> 00:14:53,766
♪ after all that I've done. ♪
374
00:14:54,156 --> 00:14:58,873
♪ You won't believe me. ♪
375
00:14:58,874 --> 00:15:04,428
♪ All you will see is
the girl you once knew, ♪
376
00:15:04,429 --> 00:15:10,052
♪ although she's dressed
up to the nines, ♪
377
00:15:10,053 --> 00:15:17,156
♪ at sixes and sevens with you. ♪
378
00:15:18,707 --> 00:15:26,448
♪ I had to let it happen,
I had to change... ♪
379
00:15:26,449 --> 00:15:32,209
♪ Couldn't stay all
my life down at heel, ♪
380
00:15:32,898 --> 00:15:36,162
♪ looking out of the window, ♪
381
00:15:36,163 --> 00:15:40,395
♪ staying out of the sun. ♪
382
00:15:40,748 --> 00:15:45,697
♪ So I chose freedom. ♪
383
00:15:45,698 --> 00:15:51,492
♪ Running around,
trying everything new. ♪
384
00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:57,451
♪ But nothing impressed me at all. ♪
385
00:15:57,939 --> 00:16:04,619
♪ I never expected it to... ♪
386
00:16:06,228 --> 00:16:10,912
♪ Don't cry for me, Argentina. ♪
387
00:16:11,465 --> 00:16:16,428
♪ The truth is I never left you. ♪
388
00:16:16,429 --> 00:16:19,478
♪ All through my wild days, ♪
389
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:22,266
♪ my mad existence, ♪
390
00:16:22,267 --> 00:16:25,114
♪ I kept my promise. ♪
391
00:16:25,115 --> 00:16:29,771
♪ Don't keep your distance. ♪
392
00:16:33,101 --> 00:16:37,662
♪ Don't cry for me, Argentina. ♪
393
00:16:38,425 --> 00:16:43,128
♪ The truth is, I never left you. ♪
394
00:16:43,129 --> 00:16:46,000
♪ All through my wild days, ♪
395
00:16:46,001 --> 00:16:48,711
♪ my mad existence, ♪
396
00:16:48,712 --> 00:16:51,620
♪ I kept my promise. ♪
397
00:16:51,621 --> 00:16:56,785
♪ Don't keep your distance. ♪
398
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:01,151
♪ Have I said too much? ♪
399
00:17:01,289 --> 00:17:07,962
♪ There's nothing more
I can think of to say to you. ♪
400
00:17:12,536 --> 00:17:14,664
♪ But all you have to do ♪
401
00:17:14,665 --> 00:17:17,150
♪ is look at me to know ♪
402
00:17:17,151 --> 00:17:22,581
♪ that every word is true... ♪
403
00:17:40,590 --> 00:17:42,550
So how many times have
you guys auditioned?
404
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:44,599
Three.
405
00:17:44,867 --> 00:17:45,811
Six.
406
00:17:47,323 --> 00:17:48,265
Hey, guys.
407
00:17:48,266 --> 00:17:49,819
Nick, Jeff,
408
00:17:50,043 --> 00:17:52,848
- congrats, you're moving on.
- Oh, dude.
409
00:17:54,296 --> 00:17:55,368
Thank you.
410
00:17:55,587 --> 00:17:57,281
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
411
00:17:58,783 --> 00:18:00,125
Any sage advice?
412
00:18:02,435 --> 00:18:04,353
Don't try so hard next time.
413
00:18:04,402 --> 00:18:07,106
I didn't realize that
caring was frowned upon.
414
00:18:07,107 --> 00:18:09,041
I don't know how it
worked at your old school,
415
00:18:09,042 --> 00:18:12,295
but did you notice that we all
wear uniforms around here?
416
00:18:12,296 --> 00:18:14,858
It's about being part of the team.
417
00:18:15,119 --> 00:18:18,314
I guess I'm just used to having
to scream to get noticed.
418
00:18:18,315 --> 00:18:19,567
You're not going to
make it as a Warbler
419
00:18:19,568 --> 00:18:21,363
if all you care about
is getting noticed.
420
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,999
You're right, I'm sorry.
421
00:18:24,213 --> 00:18:26,865
I know it's going to take
some getting used to,
422
00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:28,803
but you'll fit in soon enough,
423
00:18:29,293 --> 00:18:30,493
I promise.
424
00:18:35,123 --> 00:18:36,435
How's the number for
sectionals coming?
425
00:18:36,436 --> 00:18:38,449
Hi.
Um, yeah, it's good.
426
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,346
Wait, do you maybe want
to see a movie tonight?
427
00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:42,901
Uh, I can't,
I have rehearsal with Mike.
428
00:18:42,983 --> 00:18:44,934
Well, how about a latte
tomorrow morning?
429
00:18:45,143 --> 00:18:47,649
Artie, I can't, and I can't
talk right now either.
430
00:18:47,650 --> 00:18:49,587
I have to go rehearse.
I'm really, really sorry.
431
00:19:04,246 --> 00:19:06,403
Hey.
Something wrong?
432
00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:08,134
I'm beginning to think
my new directions
433
00:19:08,135 --> 00:19:10,517
for The New Directions
was a terrible idea.
434
00:19:10,518 --> 00:19:12,685
- Oh, no.
- We're off to sectionals, and I've...
435
00:19:13,135 --> 00:19:14,925
I've never seen the
kids so out of sync.
436
00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:17,235
You look great, though.
437
00:19:17,236 --> 00:19:18,085
Ready to go?
438
00:19:18,477 --> 00:19:19,627
I can't.
439
00:19:20,841 --> 00:19:21,773
Why?
440
00:19:23,559 --> 00:19:25,616
I didn't tell Carl I
was going with you.
441
00:19:25,952 --> 00:19:28,726
Ever since Rocky Horror he's
had some issues with you,
442
00:19:29,083 --> 00:19:30,951
you know, with us
spending time together,
443
00:19:30,952 --> 00:19:33,108
and, um, actually,
it was counseling Finn and Rachel
444
00:19:33,109 --> 00:19:34,367
that made me realize that
445
00:19:35,245 --> 00:19:36,895
sometimes the
withholding of the truth
446
00:19:36,896 --> 00:19:38,907
can make someone
feel as bad as lying,
447
00:19:39,183 --> 00:19:42,859
so I told him the truth last night
and we had a big fight.
448
00:19:43,571 --> 00:19:47,377
Then we made up and...
Then he told me that he loved me...
449
00:19:48,944 --> 00:19:50,888
And then I told him
that I love him back.
450
00:19:54,828 --> 00:19:58,374
Well, we're going to
miss our good luck charm.
451
00:20:01,056 --> 00:20:02,389
Mr. Schuester,
452
00:20:02,390 --> 00:20:04,091
not that I really care,
but if we don't leave now,
453
00:20:04,092 --> 00:20:05,609
we're going to miss
the competition.
454
00:20:08,994 --> 00:20:10,095
- Okay.
- Good luck.
455
00:20:10,096 --> 00:20:10,875
Yeah, thanks.
456
00:20:23,078 --> 00:20:24,912
Then go down to
7-Eleven and get some.
457
00:20:24,913 --> 00:20:27,688
- I need Raisinets.
- Carb loading?
458
00:20:28,397 --> 00:20:30,462
Puck got Lauren Zizes
to take your place
459
00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:33,080
and she won't go on unless
she gets her damn candy.
460
00:20:33,714 --> 00:20:35,416
She's a warm body.
461
00:20:35,417 --> 00:20:37,841
Hey, did you, uh, get your solo?
462
00:20:37,842 --> 00:20:38,814
Sadly, no.
463
00:20:38,815 --> 00:20:39,999
Oh, wow, if you didn't get a solo,
464
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,504
then they must be really good.
465
00:20:41,505 --> 00:20:42,713
We are doomed.
466
00:20:43,203 --> 00:20:44,482
Sorry, that was selfish.
467
00:20:44,483 --> 00:20:47,949
What I meant to say was,
"Wow, that... That really sucks.
468
00:20:47,950 --> 00:20:49,332
I'm... I'm sure you
were really good."
469
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:51,656
I was...
I mean, I think I was.
470
00:20:52,054 --> 00:20:53,441
Being in The Warblers has
really made me question
471
00:20:53,442 --> 00:20:54,903
everything I thought about myself.
472
00:20:55,464 --> 00:20:56,263
Yeah.
473
00:20:57,119 --> 00:20:58,642
What has become of us, Kurt?
474
00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:03,592
So do you miss us?
475
00:21:03,593 --> 00:21:04,727
I do.
476
00:21:04,728 --> 00:21:05,531
Being a Warbler is great,
477
00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:09,558
but I don't think they appreciate
my individuality as much as you guys did,
478
00:21:09,972 --> 00:21:12,367
and I can't help but think
that I let you guys down.
479
00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:13,719
It's your life, Kurt,
480
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:16,441
and you weren't safe at McKinley
anymore and we all get it.
481
00:21:17,235 --> 00:21:18,229
How come you were
never this nice to me
482
00:21:18,230 --> 00:21:19,468
when I was your teammate?
483
00:21:19,469 --> 00:21:21,315
Because you were my
only real competition.
484
00:21:21,316 --> 00:21:24,798
- Hmm, yeah, true.
- Aw...
485
00:21:30,421 --> 00:21:31,634
So how's Finn?
486
00:21:31,635 --> 00:21:32,569
I feel bad.
487
00:21:32,570 --> 00:21:34,216
I haven't spoken to
him since the wedding.
488
00:21:34,217 --> 00:21:36,991
I haven't really talked
to him much either.
489
00:21:36,992 --> 00:21:39,099
I found out that he and Santana
490
00:21:39,100 --> 00:21:41,952
were romantically involved
and he lied to me about it.
491
00:21:41,953 --> 00:21:43,312
Wait, you didn't know about that?
492
00:21:43,313 --> 00:21:45,111
Kurt, they're calling places.
493
00:21:45,567 --> 00:21:46,077
Hey.
494
00:21:46,449 --> 00:21:47,426
Thanks again, Rachel.
495
00:21:55,188 --> 00:21:57,407
♪ Every generation ♪
496
00:21:59,890 --> 00:22:03,280
♪ blames the one before, ♪
497
00:22:04,805 --> 00:22:07,896
♪ and all of their frustrations ♪
498
00:22:09,379 --> 00:22:11,944
♪ come beating on your door. ♪
499
00:22:14,633 --> 00:22:16,504
♪ I know that I'm a prisoner ♪
500
00:22:16,505 --> 00:22:18,988
♪ to all my father held so dear. ♪
501
00:22:19,451 --> 00:22:21,308
♪ I know that I'm a hostage ♪
502
00:22:21,931 --> 00:22:23,823
♪ to all his hopes and fears. ♪
503
00:22:23,824 --> 00:22:26,890
♪ I just wish I could
have told him ♪
504
00:22:27,065 --> 00:22:31,294
♪ in the living years. ♪
505
00:22:32,001 --> 00:22:34,969
♪ Say it, say it, say it loud... ♪
506
00:22:34,970 --> 00:22:36,184
♪ Say it loud... ♪
507
00:22:38,264 --> 00:22:40,632
♪ Say it clear... ♪
508
00:22:42,263 --> 00:22:44,283
♪ Say it, say it, say it... ♪
509
00:22:44,284 --> 00:22:47,079
♪ You can listen... ♪
♪ You can listen... ♪
510
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:50,832
♪ As well as you hear... ♪
♪ As well as you can hear... ♪
511
00:22:50,833 --> 00:22:54,078
♪ Hey, you got to
realize that it's too late. ♪
512
00:22:54,079 --> 00:22:55,159
♪ Come on, come on... ♪
♪ Say it loud... ♪
513
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:57,839
♪ Say it, say it, say it... ♪
♪ Say it loud... ♪
514
00:22:58,773 --> 00:23:00,887
♪ Say it clear... ♪
♪ Say... ♪
515
00:23:00,888 --> 00:23:02,141
♪ Say it. ♪
516
00:23:09,665 --> 00:23:12,195
And now, for our second
performance of the program,
517
00:23:12,196 --> 00:23:14,483
from Dalton Academy
in Westerville,
518
00:23:14,793 --> 00:23:16,194
The Warblers.
519
00:23:18,401 --> 00:23:19,647
♪ Hey... ♪
520
00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:22,288
♪ Hey... ♪
521
00:23:22,722 --> 00:23:24,942
♪ Hey... ♪
522
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,039
♪ Tonight... ♪
523
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:29,510
♪ Hey... ♪
♪ Hey... ♪
524
00:23:29,511 --> 00:23:31,257
♪ Hey... ♪
♪ Hey... ♪
525
00:23:31,624 --> 00:23:32,735
♪ Hey... ♪
526
00:23:32,736 --> 00:23:33,964
♪ Hey... ♪
527
00:23:33,965 --> 00:23:36,170
♪ Hey... Hey... Hey... ♪
528
00:23:36,171 --> 00:23:38,753
♪ Your lipstick stains ♪
529
00:23:39,439 --> 00:23:43,956
♪ on the front lobe of
my left-side brain. ♪
530
00:23:44,731 --> 00:23:47,202
♪ I knew I wouldn't forget you, ♪
531
00:23:47,203 --> 00:23:52,373
♪ and so I went
and let you blow my mind. ♪
532
00:23:52,374 --> 00:23:55,282
♪ Let you blow my mind... ♪
533
00:23:55,863 --> 00:23:58,984
♪ Your sweet moonbeam... ♪
534
00:23:58,985 --> 00:24:04,516
♪ The smell of you
in every single dream I dream. ♪
535
00:24:04,517 --> 00:24:06,694
♪ I knew when we collided, ♪
536
00:24:06,695 --> 00:24:09,376
♪ you're the one, I have decided, ♪
537
00:24:09,377 --> 00:24:11,653
♪ who's one of my kind. ♪
538
00:24:11,983 --> 00:24:15,928
♪ One of my kind... ♪
539
00:24:15,929 --> 00:24:18,024
♪ Hey, soul sister, ♪
540
00:24:18,025 --> 00:24:22,010
♪ ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio? ♪
541
00:24:22,011 --> 00:24:25,743
♪ Stereo, the way you move
ain't fair, you know. ♪
542
00:24:25,744 --> 00:24:27,946
♪ Hey, soul sister, ♪
543
00:24:27,947 --> 00:24:33,384
♪ I don't want to miss
a single thing you do. ♪
544
00:24:35,459 --> 00:24:36,076
♪ Oh, tonight. ♪
545
00:24:36,077 --> 00:24:38,099
♪ The way you can cut a rug. ♪
546
00:24:38,100 --> 00:24:41,017
♪ Watching you's the
only drug I need. ♪
547
00:24:41,018 --> 00:24:42,887
♪ So gangsta, I'm so thug. ♪
548
00:24:42,888 --> 00:24:45,507
♪ You're the only one
I'm dreaming of. ♪
549
00:24:45,508 --> 00:24:48,414
♪ You see, I can be
myself now finally. ♪
550
00:24:48,415 --> 00:24:50,776
♪ In fact, there's
nothing I can't be. ♪
551
00:24:51,304 --> 00:24:53,985
♪ Nothing I can't be
I want the world to see. ♪
552
00:24:53,986 --> 00:24:55,602
♪ You'll be with me. ♪
553
00:24:55,603 --> 00:24:57,861
♪ Hey, soul sister... ♪
♪ Ooh... ♪
554
00:24:57,862 --> 00:25:01,492
♪ Ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio? ♪
555
00:25:01,493 --> 00:25:05,428
♪ Stereo, the way you move
ain't fair, you know. ♪
556
00:25:05,429 --> 00:25:07,504
♪ Hey, soul sister, ♪
557
00:25:07,505 --> 00:25:12,447
♪ I don't want to miss
a single thing you do... ♪
558
00:25:13,076 --> 00:25:14,984
♪ Miss a thing... ♪
559
00:25:14,985 --> 00:25:15,981
♪ Tonight. ♪
560
00:25:15,982 --> 00:25:18,435
♪ Hey... ♪
♪ Hey... ♪
561
00:25:18,436 --> 00:25:21,026
♪ Hey... ♪
♪ Hey... ♪
562
00:25:21,656 --> 00:25:24,317
♪ Hey... ♪
♪ Hey... ♪
563
00:25:24,982 --> 00:25:26,988
♪ Tonight... ♪
♪ Hey... ♪
564
00:25:26,989 --> 00:25:28,373
♪ Hey... ♪
565
00:25:28,921 --> 00:25:31,537
♪ Hey... ♪
♪ Hey... ♪
566
00:25:31,538 --> 00:25:33,050
♪ Hey... ♪
567
00:25:33,051 --> 00:25:34,547
♪ Hey... ♪
♪ Hey... ♪
568
00:25:34,547 --> 00:25:35,722
♪ Tonight. ♪
569
00:25:50,998 --> 00:25:54,305
These costumes are causing
some unmentionable chafing.
570
00:25:54,306 --> 00:25:55,327
Are you okay?
571
00:25:55,328 --> 00:25:56,865
No.
I'm totally freaking out.
572
00:25:56,866 --> 00:25:58,305
Last time we performed
in front of an audience,
573
00:25:58,306 --> 00:25:59,820
I went into labor.
I think I'm having
574
00:25:59,821 --> 00:26:00,903
post traumatic stress disorder.
575
00:26:00,904 --> 00:26:03,557
FYI, I'm totally
available to fill in.
576
00:26:03,558 --> 00:26:04,822
Nowhere to run.
577
00:26:04,823 --> 00:26:07,052
From me or your lies.
578
00:26:07,053 --> 00:26:08,928
I hope they judge us on
dancing and adultery,
579
00:26:08,929 --> 00:26:10,570
because you're aces
at both of them.
580
00:26:10,571 --> 00:26:12,561
I don't understand
how you found out.
581
00:26:12,562 --> 00:26:15,073
I am so stupid.
I can't believe I did it.
582
00:26:15,074 --> 00:26:17,844
I've never felt more awful
about anything in my life.
583
00:26:20,621 --> 00:26:22,275
What's Artie all worked up about?
584
00:26:22,820 --> 00:26:24,138
You are such a jerk.
585
00:26:24,139 --> 00:26:26,331
- You told Kurt?
- I don't remember. Maybe.
586
00:26:26,332 --> 00:26:27,541
About Finn and Santana?
587
00:26:27,734 --> 00:26:29,787
- No. I think I told him.
- Who told you?
588
00:26:29,788 --> 00:26:32,117
Me.
I think Brittany told me.
589
00:26:32,118 --> 00:26:33,905
- Or maybe it was Puck.
- Yeah, it was me.
590
00:26:33,906 --> 00:26:35,515
Everybody knew about this but me?
591
00:26:35,516 --> 00:26:37,247
- Pretty much.
- Nobody tells you anything
592
00:26:37,248 --> 00:26:39,250
because A,
you're a blabber mouth
593
00:26:39,251 --> 00:26:41,026
and B, we all just
pretend to like you.
594
00:26:41,027 --> 00:26:42,580
That's not true.
I kind of like her.
595
00:26:42,581 --> 00:26:45,291
Look, Rachel, when this all happened,
you were dating
596
00:26:45,292 --> 00:26:47,465
another guy, so you don't
really have a right to be pissed
597
00:26:47,466 --> 00:26:48,760
at me about it, okay?
598
00:26:48,761 --> 00:26:50,634
And fine. I shouldn't
have lied about it,
599
00:26:50,635 --> 00:26:52,889
but to be honest,
that isn't what you care about.
600
00:26:53,166 --> 00:26:54,724
You care about the
Santana of it all.
601
00:26:54,725 --> 00:26:56,520
Oh, who are you right now?
602
00:26:56,521 --> 00:26:58,556
- Best... green room... ever.
- You know what?
603
00:26:58,557 --> 00:27:00,031
You guys are going to
have to find somebody else
604
00:27:00,032 --> 00:27:01,739
to mindlessly harmonize
in the background,
605
00:27:01,763 --> 00:27:04,060
because I'm not
going onstage with him.
606
00:27:04,061 --> 00:27:06,525
Make that two subs.
I'm not going out there with Brittany.
607
00:27:06,526 --> 00:27:07,981
- Me, either.
- Enough!
608
00:27:08,742 --> 00:27:09,963
Listen to yourselves!
609
00:27:10,532 --> 00:27:11,844
I'm ashamed of you.
610
00:27:12,390 --> 00:27:14,162
Think back to where you
were this time last year.
611
00:27:14,469 --> 00:27:16,773
In this room. No set list,
no choreography.
612
00:27:16,774 --> 00:27:19,720
No chance in hell of winning,
but you did win.
613
00:27:19,721 --> 00:27:21,777
Because you did it together.
614
00:27:21,778 --> 00:27:23,702
Look, I don't care if you
guys hate each other.
615
00:27:23,918 --> 00:27:25,653
All I want is for you
guys to go out there
616
00:27:26,010 --> 00:27:28,325
and sing together.
Get up there,
617
00:27:28,326 --> 00:27:29,302
and for six minutes,
618
00:27:29,303 --> 00:27:32,848
remind yourselves
that you're not alone.
619
00:27:36,156 --> 00:27:38,324
All right.
Show time!
620
00:27:48,388 --> 00:27:50,260
Just tell me why you
would cheat on me.
621
00:27:50,261 --> 00:27:52,249
I don't know.
Why would I cheat on you?
622
00:27:52,250 --> 00:27:53,627
Is this, like, a Mad Lib,
or something?
623
00:27:53,628 --> 00:27:54,680
You cheated on me with Mike.
624
00:27:54,681 --> 00:27:57,192
- You admitted it to me in the green room.
- When?
625
00:27:57,193 --> 00:27:58,729
When I was accusing
you of adultery.
626
00:27:58,797 --> 00:28:00,197
What does that have to
do with me cheating?
627
00:28:00,265 --> 00:28:01,999
"Adultery" means cheating.
628
00:28:02,489 --> 00:28:03,734
I thought it meant being stupid.
629
00:28:04,939 --> 00:28:06,003
Like being a dolt.
630
00:28:06,870 --> 00:28:08,333
I didn't cheat on you.
631
00:28:08,573 --> 00:28:10,168
I did something much worse.
632
00:28:13,114 --> 00:28:15,006
I lost your magic comb.
633
00:28:15,147 --> 00:28:17,783
I don't know what happened.
I had it in my pocket.
634
00:28:17,784 --> 00:28:20,494
And then I went to
motocross practice,
635
00:28:20,495 --> 00:28:22,485
and then, when I left,
it was gone.
636
00:28:22,486 --> 00:28:25,470
That's why I've been avoiding you.
I was so ashamed.
637
00:28:25,627 --> 00:28:26,392
That magic comb
638
00:28:26,393 --> 00:28:28,706
was our only chance of winning,
the only thing keeping me
639
00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:30,046
from totally screwing it up.
640
00:28:31,229 --> 00:28:32,993
I didn't want to let
you down, Artie.
641
00:28:33,394 --> 00:28:34,618
That wasn't a magic comb.
642
00:28:34,619 --> 00:28:36,603
I just found it on the floor
643
00:28:36,604 --> 00:28:38,684
and ran into you on the way
to tossing it in the trash.
644
00:28:38,737 --> 00:28:40,510
And you let me comb
my hair with it?
645
00:28:40,511 --> 00:28:42,251
You don't need a magic comb.
646
00:28:43,216 --> 00:28:45,568
You're magic, Brittany...
The way you move...
647
00:28:45,569 --> 00:28:47,011
And I just should
have told you that
648
00:28:47,012 --> 00:28:48,958
in the first place, and I'm sorry.
649
00:28:57,878 --> 00:28:59,635
When I'm out there dancing today,
650
00:28:59,636 --> 00:29:02,334
it won't be for the
team or for the crowd.
651
00:29:02,748 --> 00:29:03,974
It will be for you.
652
00:29:07,573 --> 00:29:08,744
What are you doing?
653
00:29:08,745 --> 00:29:09,880
I'm a wrestler.
654
00:29:09,881 --> 00:29:11,726
This is how I get psyched
up for competition.
655
00:29:12,556 --> 00:29:14,068
Listen, you don't
have to be nervous.
656
00:29:14,069 --> 00:29:16,130
You saved my life.
I've got your back.
657
00:29:16,941 --> 00:29:19,274
Oh, I'm not nervous.
You know why?
658
00:29:19,275 --> 00:29:20,116
Why?
659
00:29:20,117 --> 00:29:22,014
Because show choir is stupid.
660
00:29:22,015 --> 00:29:24,967
And now for our final
performance of the program...
661
00:29:24,968 --> 00:29:27,874
From McKinley High,
The New Directions!
662
00:29:27,875 --> 00:29:28,381
What?
663
00:29:31,323 --> 00:29:32,425
You look beautiful.
664
00:29:46,447 --> 00:29:53,233
♪ Now I've had the time of my life. ♪
♪ Ba-da, ba-da, ba-da... ♪
665
00:29:53,234 --> 00:29:57,090
♪ No, I've never felt
like this before. ♪
666
00:29:57,577 --> 00:30:02,111
♪ Yes, I swear it's the truth. ♪
667
00:30:02,112 --> 00:30:04,365
♪ And I owe it all to you. ♪
668
00:30:04,366 --> 00:30:10,998
♪ 'Cause I've had the
time of my life, ♪
669
00:30:10,999 --> 00:30:14,226
♪ and I owe it all to you. ♪
670
00:30:17,761 --> 00:30:19,948
♪ I've been waiting for so long ♪
671
00:30:19,949 --> 00:30:23,642
♪ and now I finally found
someone to stand by me. ♪
672
00:30:23,643 --> 00:30:26,214
♪ Ba-da, ba-da, ba-da... ♪
673
00:30:26,215 --> 00:30:28,683
♪ We saw the writing on the wall ♪
674
00:30:28,684 --> 00:30:32,882
♪ as we felt this magical fantasy. ♪
675
00:30:35,183 --> 00:30:37,208
♪ Now with passion in our eyes, ♪
676
00:30:37,209 --> 00:30:40,971
♪ there's no way we could
disguise it secretly. ♪
677
00:30:40,972 --> 00:30:43,678
♪ Ba-da, ba-da, ba-da... ♪
678
00:30:43,679 --> 00:30:45,839
♪ So we take each other's hand ♪
679
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:50,265
♪ 'cause we seem to
understand the urgency. ♪
680
00:30:50,780 --> 00:30:53,062
♪ Oh... ♪
♪ Just remember: ♪
681
00:30:53,947 --> 00:30:56,855
♪ You're the one thing... ♪
682
00:30:57,362 --> 00:31:02,061
♪ I can't get enough of. ♪
♪ I can't get enough of. ♪
683
00:31:02,062 --> 00:31:05,836
♪ So I'll tell you something: ♪
684
00:31:07,027 --> 00:31:09,149
♪ This could be love. ♪
685
00:31:09,150 --> 00:31:15,478
♪ Because
I've had the time of my life. ♪
686
00:31:15,989 --> 00:31:19,845
♪ No, I never felt this way before. ♪
687
00:31:19,846 --> 00:31:22,192
♪ Never felt this way... ♪
♪ Yes, I swear. ♪
688
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:24,210
♪ It's the truth. ♪
689
00:31:24,619 --> 00:31:27,502
♪ And I owe it all to you. ♪
690
00:31:27,503 --> 00:31:29,239
♪ Ba ba ba ba ba ba... ♪
691
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:30,711
♪ Ba ba ba ba ba ba... ♪
692
00:31:30,712 --> 00:31:32,908
♪ Ba ba ba ba... ♪
♪ Now, I... ♪
693
00:31:32,909 --> 00:31:34,228
♪ Ooh... ♪
♪ I... ♪
694
00:31:34,229 --> 00:31:37,572
♪ Had the time of my life. ♪
695
00:31:37,997 --> 00:31:40,889
♪ No, I never felt this way before. ♪
696
00:31:40,890 --> 00:31:43,891
♪ Never felt this way... ♪
♪ Yes, I swear. ♪
697
00:31:44,125 --> 00:31:45,612
♪ It's the truth. ♪
698
00:31:46,306 --> 00:31:48,555
♪ And I owe it all to you. ♪
699
00:31:49,110 --> 00:31:53,938
♪ Oh, I had the time of my life. ♪
700
00:31:53,939 --> 00:31:57,057
♪ Of my life... ♪
♪ And I never felt ♪
701
00:31:57,058 --> 00:31:59,409
♪ this way before. ♪
♪ Never felt this way... ♪
702
00:31:59,410 --> 00:32:01,506
♪ Yes, I swear. ♪
♪ Yes, I swear. ♪
703
00:32:01,507 --> 00:32:03,645
♪ It's the truth. ♪
♪ It's the truth. ♪
704
00:32:03,646 --> 00:32:06,307
♪ And I owe it all to you. ♪
705
00:32:06,308 --> 00:32:09,263
♪ Ooh... Oh... Oh... ♪
706
00:32:09,264 --> 00:32:12,303
♪ Oh... Oh! ♪
707
00:32:28,755 --> 00:32:32,509
♪ Well, sometimes I
go out by myself ♪
708
00:32:32,510 --> 00:32:35,334
♪ and I look across the water. ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh... ♪
709
00:32:35,791 --> 00:32:38,042
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh... ♪
710
00:32:38,043 --> 00:32:41,083
♪ And I think of all the things,
what you're doing, ♪
711
00:32:41,084 --> 00:32:43,273
♪ and in my head,
I paint a picture. ♪
712
00:32:43,274 --> 00:32:46,313
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh... ♪
713
00:32:47,291 --> 00:32:49,030
♪ 'Cause since I've come on home, ♪
714
00:32:49,031 --> 00:32:51,327
♪ well, my body's been a mess. ♪
715
00:32:51,328 --> 00:32:53,592
♪ And I miss your ginger hair, ♪
716
00:32:53,593 --> 00:32:56,039
♪ and the way you like to dress. ♪
717
00:32:56,606 --> 00:32:58,567
♪ Oh, won't you come on over? ♪
718
00:32:58,792 --> 00:33:01,741
♪ Stop making a fool out of me. ♪
719
00:33:02,987 --> 00:33:06,800
♪ Why don't you come on over,
Valerie? ♪
720
00:33:07,697 --> 00:33:09,279
♪ Ba, ba, bada, ba,
ba, ba, bada ba... ♪
721
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,951
♪ Valerie... ♪
♪ Ba, ba, bada, ba... ♪
722
00:33:11,952 --> 00:33:13,754
♪ Why don't you come on over? ♪
723
00:33:13,755 --> 00:33:16,921
♪ Valerie... ♪
♪ Ba, ba, bada, ba.... ♪
724
00:33:16,922 --> 00:33:18,230
♪ Valerie, Valerie... ♪
725
00:33:18,231 --> 00:33:21,115
♪ Valerie... ♪
♪ Ba, ba, bada, ba... ♪
726
00:33:21,116 --> 00:33:22,810
♪ Why don't you come on over? ♪
727
00:33:22,811 --> 00:33:24,034
♪ Well, sometimes ♪
728
00:33:24,035 --> 00:33:28,399
♪ I go out by myself and
I look across the water. ♪
729
00:33:28,723 --> 00:33:30,378
♪ Ooh, ooh... ♪
730
00:33:31,713 --> 00:33:34,958
♪ And I think of all the things,
what you're doing, ♪
731
00:33:34,959 --> 00:33:38,211
♪ and in my head I paint a picture. ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh... ♪
732
00:33:41,032 --> 00:33:42,810
♪ 'Cause since I've come on home, ♪
♪ Ah, ah... ♪
733
00:33:42,811 --> 00:33:45,189
♪ well, my body's been a mess. ♪
734
00:33:45,190 --> 00:33:47,313
♪ And I've missed your ginger hair, ♪
735
00:33:47,314 --> 00:33:50,052
♪ and the way you like to dress. ♪
736
00:33:50,267 --> 00:33:52,472
♪ Ah, ah... ♪
♪ Won't you come on over? ♪
737
00:33:52,473 --> 00:33:55,444
♪ Stop makin' a fool out of me. ♪
738
00:33:56,703 --> 00:34:01,018
♪ Oh, why don't you
come on over, Valerie? ♪
739
00:34:01,257 --> 00:34:03,163
♪ Ba, ba, bada, ba,
ba, ba, bada, ba... ♪
740
00:34:03,164 --> 00:34:05,846
♪ Valerie... ♪
♪ Ba, ba, bada, ba... ♪
741
00:34:05,847 --> 00:34:07,625
♪ Why don't you come on over? ♪
742
00:34:07,626 --> 00:34:10,322
♪ Valerie, Valerie... ♪
743
00:34:10,323 --> 00:34:11,727
♪ Why don't you come on over? ♪
744
00:34:11,728 --> 00:34:14,568
♪ Valerie... ♪
♪ Ba, ba, bada, ba... ♪
745
00:34:14,569 --> 00:34:19,320
♪ Why don't you come
on over Valerie? ♪
746
00:34:32,313 --> 00:34:34,812
And now, this year's head judge,
Associate Director
747
00:34:34,813 --> 00:34:36,571
of the Ohio Department
of Motor Vehicles,
748
00:34:36,572 --> 00:34:39,361
Mr. Pete Sosnowski.
749
00:34:40,225 --> 00:34:41,217
Thank you.
750
00:34:41,928 --> 00:34:44,682
And thank you to all the groups
who performed here today.
751
00:34:44,683 --> 00:34:47,704
We all had a serious good time.
752
00:34:47,705 --> 00:34:50,727
You know what else is
a serious good time?
753
00:34:50,728 --> 00:34:53,149
Taking two minutes to save a life
754
00:34:53,150 --> 00:34:56,003
by filling out an
organ donor card.
755
00:34:56,004 --> 00:34:59,124
Because it's never
too late to donate.
756
00:35:00,896 --> 00:35:02,849
Drum roll, please.
757
00:35:03,898 --> 00:35:05,796
In third place...
758
00:35:06,851 --> 00:35:08,641
The Hipsters!
759
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:13,801
Thank you.
760
00:35:13,843 --> 00:35:15,370
Drive carefully.
761
00:35:15,371 --> 00:35:23,457
And now, the winner of this year's
west-central sectional is...
762
00:35:28,058 --> 00:35:29,469
It's a tie.
763
00:35:30,049 --> 00:35:33,583
Congratulations!
You're all going to the regionals!
764
00:35:38,744 --> 00:35:40,955
- Congratulations.
- Oh, nice work. See you at regionals.
765
00:35:46,276 --> 00:35:47,542
We get to go on.
766
00:35:48,794 --> 00:35:49,664
Yeah.
767
00:35:53,909 --> 00:35:54,655
Hey.
768
00:35:54,895 --> 00:35:55,685
Hi.
769
00:35:57,908 --> 00:35:58,982
You okay?
770
00:35:59,140 --> 00:36:00,032
Is that it? Is that your trophy?
771
00:36:00,033 --> 00:36:01,509
- Yeah, this is it.
- Wow.
772
00:36:01,751 --> 00:36:03,212
- We won.
- I know. I heard.
773
00:36:03,213 --> 00:36:04,805
- It's exciting. Congratulations.
- Thanks.
774
00:36:04,806 --> 00:36:06,766
I wanted to call you, but I, uh...
775
00:36:07,436 --> 00:36:08,290
Emma, it's cool.
776
00:36:08,291 --> 00:36:10,323
Guess you didn't need your
good luck charm, after all.
777
00:36:10,324 --> 00:36:11,273
You were missed.
778
00:36:12,636 --> 00:36:14,439
I need to tell you
about my weekend.
779
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:16,218
I think I'd rather not
hear all the details.
780
00:36:16,219 --> 00:36:18,605
- Carl took me to Vegas...
- Why are you telling me this?
781
00:36:20,552 --> 00:36:23,184
Is...
Is that an engagement ring?
782
00:36:24,416 --> 00:36:26,169
It's a wedding ring, actually.
783
00:36:30,819 --> 00:36:31,901
I...
784
00:36:35,217 --> 00:36:36,878
I'm happy for you.
785
00:36:37,271 --> 00:36:38,631
- Will, I...
- Let's just...
786
00:36:38,632 --> 00:36:40,121
Leave it at that, hmm?
787
00:36:45,546 --> 00:36:48,047
When we first started Glee Club,
I told Mr. Schuester
788
00:36:48,048 --> 00:36:50,754
that being a part of something
special makes you special,
789
00:36:50,755 --> 00:36:51,848
and I don't know, I just...
790
00:36:51,849 --> 00:36:53,949
I think I lost that
somewhere along the way.
791
00:36:53,950 --> 00:36:56,368
But winning that way
at sectionals...
792
00:36:56,369 --> 00:36:57,856
It really reminded me of it.
793
00:36:59,275 --> 00:37:00,776
Are we a part of
something special...
794
00:37:01,962 --> 00:37:02,727
You and me?
795
00:37:06,912 --> 00:37:07,814
Yes.
796
00:37:10,104 --> 00:37:11,372
I love you.
797
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:21,248
No more lying...
798
00:37:22,137 --> 00:37:22,944
Ever.
799
00:37:26,620 --> 00:37:29,589
There's, um, something that I...
I need to tell you.
800
00:37:36,005 --> 00:37:38,397
Last week, when...
When we were fighting,
801
00:37:39,215 --> 00:37:39,981
I was...
802
00:37:39,982 --> 00:37:42,943
I was so mad at you and I was...
I was so hurt
803
00:37:42,944 --> 00:37:46,634
that I wanted to make you
feel as bad as I felt.
804
00:37:51,345 --> 00:37:53,828
Is something wrong?
Did I bite you again?
805
00:37:53,829 --> 00:37:55,461
I did this to Finn once before.
806
00:37:55,462 --> 00:37:56,903
I... I can't do it again.
807
00:37:57,490 --> 00:37:58,832
I'm sorry. I have to go.
808
00:37:59,669 --> 00:38:03,490
I'm so sorry, and...
And it will never, ever happen again.
809
00:38:03,491 --> 00:38:05,521
I knew you were a lot
of things, Rachel,
810
00:38:05,522 --> 00:38:08,206
and I loved you because and in
spite of all of them, but...
811
00:38:08,865 --> 00:38:10,237
I never thought you were mean.
812
00:38:10,238 --> 00:38:11,490
I'm saying that I'm sorry.
813
00:38:11,491 --> 00:38:14,554
And doesn't what you did
with Santana kind of cancel this out?
814
00:38:14,555 --> 00:38:15,719
We weren't together.
815
00:38:16,196 --> 00:38:18,339
I didn't cheat on you.
How could you do this to me?
816
00:38:18,340 --> 00:38:19,396
It was a mistake.
817
00:38:19,397 --> 00:38:22,645
Well, maybe we should go to another
counseling session with Miss Pillsbury.
818
00:38:22,646 --> 00:38:25,209
Can't have couple's counseling
if you're not a couple.
819
00:38:25,831 --> 00:38:27,092
You're breaking up with me?
820
00:38:27,093 --> 00:38:29,416
What you did was
really bad, Rachel.
821
00:38:29,818 --> 00:38:31,824
And you knew how sensitive
I'd be about this
822
00:38:31,825 --> 00:38:33,284
after what happened with Quinn.
823
00:38:34,548 --> 00:38:36,610
You said you'd never
break up with me.
824
00:38:41,837 --> 00:38:43,920
I never thought you'd
make me feel like this.
825
00:38:50,579 --> 00:38:52,172
I got your text.
What's wrong?
826
00:38:52,173 --> 00:38:53,992
It's Pavarotti. I think he's sick.
827
00:38:54,274 --> 00:38:56,532
I've been taking good care of him,
but he... He won't sing,
828
00:38:56,533 --> 00:38:58,453
and... And he's losing his feathers.
829
00:38:59,447 --> 00:39:01,161
Oh, he's just molting.
830
00:39:01,162 --> 00:39:02,438
He's growing a new
coat of feathers,
831
00:39:02,439 --> 00:39:04,367
so his body has to
shut down a little.
832
00:39:05,065 --> 00:39:06,490
But don't worry about it.
833
00:39:06,491 --> 00:39:11,465
He's got food, water,
he seems to like his cage.
834
00:39:11,466 --> 00:39:12,972
Just give it a little while.
835
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,376
He'll be singing again in no time.
836
00:39:18,860 --> 00:39:19,750
Don't forget.
837
00:39:19,751 --> 00:39:21,778
Warbler practice tonight at 5:00.
838
00:39:21,779 --> 00:39:23,114
Regionals, here we come.
839
00:39:30,666 --> 00:39:31,712
You changed your look.
840
00:39:32,108 --> 00:39:34,124
Yeah, this is more me.
841
00:39:35,289 --> 00:39:37,002
I'm sorry I doubted you, Mike.
842
00:39:37,338 --> 00:39:38,268
Asian kiss?
843
00:39:38,861 --> 00:39:40,096
Asian kiss.
844
00:39:43,058 --> 00:39:44,693
Congratulations, guys.
845
00:39:44,894 --> 00:39:47,559
It wasn't pretty,
but we're moving on.
846
00:39:48,441 --> 00:39:50,524
And I, for one,
am going to be happy to have
847
00:39:50,525 --> 00:39:52,416
regionals and
nationals to focus on.
848
00:39:53,046 --> 00:39:55,349
Mr. Shue, we heard the news
about Miss Pillsbury marrying
849
00:39:55,350 --> 00:39:58,199
- the finest dentist alive.
- It's all right.
850
00:39:59,094 --> 00:40:00,127
We don't need to talk about it.
851
00:40:00,128 --> 00:40:01,025
Now...
852
00:40:01,938 --> 00:40:03,859
I know we've had our, um...
853
00:40:04,647 --> 00:40:05,751
Our dramas this week,
854
00:40:06,495 --> 00:40:08,293
but our family's back
in a happy place,
855
00:40:08,918 --> 00:40:11,968
and I think we should celebrate
the best way we know how.
856
00:40:13,296 --> 00:40:15,434
Rachel... So how would
you like to solo?
857
00:40:16,767 --> 00:40:19,888
Thanks, but, um, I don't really
feel like a solo right now.
858
00:40:20,431 --> 00:40:24,369
I... I'd like to defer to this week's
two unsung heroes,
859
00:40:25,437 --> 00:40:26,814
Mercedes and Tina.
860
00:40:29,125 --> 00:40:31,032
Well, don't have to ask me twice.
861
00:40:31,834 --> 00:40:38,832
♪ Happiness hit her
like a train on a track. ♪
862
00:40:44,702 --> 00:40:47,094
♪ Coming towards her, ♪
863
00:40:48,175 --> 00:40:51,509
♪ stuck, still no turning back. ♪
864
00:40:56,521 --> 00:41:02,271
♪ She hid around corners,
and she hid under beds. ♪
865
00:41:02,603 --> 00:41:08,714
♪ She killed it with kisses,
and from it she fled. ♪
866
00:41:09,472 --> 00:41:12,279
♪ The dog days are over. ♪
867
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:15,532
♪ The dog days are done. ♪
868
00:41:15,742 --> 00:41:21,450
♪ The horses are coming,
so you better run, ♪
869
00:41:21,911 --> 00:41:25,473
♪ Run fast for your mother,
run fast for your father, ♪
870
00:41:25,474 --> 00:41:28,666
♪ run for your children,
for your sisters and your brothers. ♪
871
00:41:28,667 --> 00:41:31,479
♪ Leave all your love
and your longing behind. ♪
872
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:34,842
♪ You can't carry it with
you if you want to survive. ♪
873
00:41:34,843 --> 00:41:37,843
♪ The dog days are over. ♪
874
00:41:38,142 --> 00:41:41,151
♪ The dog days are done. ♪
875
00:41:41,514 --> 00:41:43,718
♪ Can't you hear the horses? ♪
876
00:41:43,724 --> 00:41:46,467
♪ 'Cause here they come. ♪
877
00:41:53,994 --> 00:42:05,936
♪ And I never wanted
anything from you, ♪
878
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:13,280
♪ except everything you had, ♪
879
00:42:13,292 --> 00:42:19,374
♪ and what was left after that, too. ♪
880
00:42:19,386 --> 00:42:22,404
♪ Run fast for your mother,
run fast for your father, ♪
881
00:42:22,410 --> 00:42:26,108
♪ run for your children,
for your sisters and your brothers. ♪
882
00:42:26,114 --> 00:42:28,862
♪ Leave all your love
and your longing behind. ♪
883
00:42:28,874 --> 00:42:32,138
♪ You can't carry it with
you if you want to survive. ♪
884
00:42:32,138 --> 00:42:35,461
♪ The dog days are over. ♪
885
00:42:35,478 --> 00:42:39,001
♪ The dog days are done. ♪
886
00:42:39,024 --> 00:42:42,135
♪ Can't you hear the horses? ♪
887
00:42:42,152 --> 00:42:46,015
♪ 'Cause here they come. ♪
888
00:42:46,032 --> 00:42:50,694
♪ The dog days are over.
The dog days are done. ♪
889
00:42:50,700 --> 00:42:54,328
♪ The dog days are over.
The dog days are done. ♪
890
00:43:03,168 --> 00:43:08,423
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