1 00:00:06,606 --> 00:00:08,938 - House seats to sectionals? - Those things are hard to come by. 2 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:12,308 Scalpers are getting, like, five bucks for 'em. 3 00:00:12,379 --> 00:00:15,780 I, however, as coach of one of the competing teams, get two. 4 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:18,215 I would be honored if you would be my plus-one. 5 00:00:18,284 --> 00:00:22,277 I mean, y-you being at sectionals is- is kind of a good luck charm for us. 6 00:00:22,355 --> 00:00:24,380 I would love to. 7 00:00:24,457 --> 00:00:28,257 I mean, not that we're gonna need any talismans. I have a killer set list planned. 8 00:00:28,328 --> 00:00:29,818 - First- - No, let me guess. 9 00:00:29,896 --> 00:00:31,659 Finn and Rachel are gonna do a ballad... 10 00:00:31,731 --> 00:00:33,756 followed by the kids with a classic rock number... 11 00:00:33,833 --> 00:00:36,324 where Mercedes will belt out the last jaw-dropping note. 12 00:00:36,403 --> 00:00:38,837 - Have you been going through my desk? - It's what you always do. 13 00:00:38,905 --> 00:00:41,271 Every team tries to showcase their strongest players. 14 00:00:41,341 --> 00:00:43,332 Look, just seeing the kids do the Rocky Horror thing... 15 00:00:43,410 --> 00:00:45,901 really reminded me of how much talent you've got in Glee Club. 16 00:00:45,979 --> 00:00:48,379 Quinn has a beautiful voice... 17 00:00:48,448 --> 00:00:51,508 and Mike Chang has dance moves that are to die for. 18 00:00:51,584 --> 00:00:54,747 Look, I'm sure that you know what you're doing. I'm not saying that. 19 00:00:54,821 --> 00:00:59,019 Everyone has picked you as favorites for sectionals. You won your sectional last year. 20 00:00:59,125 --> 00:01:01,059 It's just, you guys used to be the underdogs. 21 00:01:01,094 --> 00:01:03,995 Now you're a real team, which is wonderful. 22 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,827 You're a constellation of stars. 23 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:10,029 I would just hate to think that you might be ignoring some of them... 24 00:01:10,103 --> 00:01:12,799 because they don't burn quite as obviously bright. 25 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:18,472 - I've said too much. - No. 26 00:01:19,712 --> 00:01:21,202 You said just enough. 27 00:01:21,281 --> 00:01:24,478 - Mr. Schuester, I have an announcement. 28 00:01:24,551 --> 00:01:26,951 I've selected the perfect moving ballad for Finn and I to sing... 29 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:28,681 to launch our performance at sectionals. 30 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:30,552 Me first. Two things. 31 00:01:30,623 --> 00:01:34,059 First, our competition at sectionals are your classic stool choirs. 32 00:01:34,127 --> 00:01:35,788 Great voices, but they don't move. 33 00:01:35,862 --> 00:01:39,730 Now, if we're gonna beat them, Dance. 34 00:01:39,799 --> 00:01:41,630 Which is why I've decided to feature... 35 00:01:41,701 --> 00:01:45,068 - Brittany and Mike Chang's sweet moves in our performance. - 36 00:01:45,138 --> 00:01:47,504 They're gonna dance in front of me while I sing my solo? 37 00:01:47,574 --> 00:01:49,235 You're not getting a solo for this competition, Rachel. 38 00:01:49,309 --> 00:01:52,142 Finally. So what song do I get to sing? 39 00:01:52,212 --> 00:01:55,875 I was thinking that the winners of our duets competitions would take the leads. 40 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:59,680 Ken and Barbie? Wait, a-are you trying to throw this? 41 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:01,686 You used to be just sort of unlikable... 44 00:02:07,827 --> 00:02:10,819 about everyone in here feeling special for over a year now... 45 00:02:10,897 --> 00:02:12,694 but, frankly, I haven't walked the walk. 46 00:02:12,765 --> 00:02:16,064 I mean, we have got a lot of talent here, and I'm gonna highlight it. 47 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:19,572 - Do something. - Look, I'm all for pumping up the team... 48 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:22,073 making everyone feel special, but that's for practice. 49 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,542 You don't take the star quarterback out before the big game. 50 00:02:24,611 --> 00:02:27,444 - Yep. - Easy to say when you're the star quarterback. 51 00:02:27,514 --> 00:02:29,539 This isn't just about me. This is about the team. 52 00:02:29,616 --> 00:02:32,585 - You are such a hypocrite. - Like you even know what that means. 53 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:35,280 It means that your boyfriend is full of crap, hobbit. 54 00:02:35,355 --> 00:02:38,756 You know what? Ever since the wedding, you've been up my butt, and I'm sick of it. 55 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:41,259 - Come on, Rachel. She's not worth it. - Oh, really? 56 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:45,024 'Cause that's not what you thought last year in that motel room. 57 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:48,124 That's right, Yentl. Your sweetheart, he's been lying to you. 58 00:02:48,201 --> 00:02:50,635 'Cause he and I totally got it on last year. 59 00:02:50,703 --> 00:02:52,364 Okay, enough already! 60 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:57,571 No more conversations about this, or- or anything. 61 00:02:57,644 --> 00:03:00,511 This is our plan for sectionals, and that is that. 62 00:03:01,981 --> 00:03:04,814 Mike, Brittany, come on up. Let's start choreographing. 63 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:24,595 And now let's welcome the newest addition to The Warblers, Kurt Hummel. 64 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:38,611 In our oldest tradition for our newest Warbler, an actual warbler. 65 00:03:38,685 --> 00:03:41,176 Kurt, meet Pavarotti. 66 00:03:41,254 --> 00:03:44,189 This bird is a member of an unbroken line of canaries... 67 00:03:44,257 --> 00:03:46,987 who have been at Dalton since 1891. 68 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:51,622 It's your job to take care of him so he can live to carry on the Warbler legacy. 69 00:03:51,698 --> 00:03:54,132 Protect him. That bird is your voice. 70 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,168 Hey, I'll bring him to work with me. 71 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:59,433 Weekends I volunteer at a stray cat rescue. 72 00:03:59,539 --> 00:04:02,235 It's at the bottom of a coal mine. 73 00:04:02,275 --> 00:04:04,835 That was a joke. I don't- I don't work at a coal mine. 74 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:06,776 Let the council come to order. 75 00:04:06,846 --> 00:04:09,474 Today we discuss the set list for sectionals. 76 00:04:09,549 --> 00:04:11,881 - Council? - We don't have a director. 77 00:04:11,951 --> 00:04:13,646 Every year, we elect three upperclassmen to lead the group. 78 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:16,985 - But don't worry. We all get a say. - Oh, fantastic. 79 00:04:17,056 --> 00:04:21,049 I have a lot of ideas. Warblers, if I may? 80 00:04:21,127 --> 00:04:24,563 Now, I can't deny that The Warblers' vocals are absolutely dreamy... 81 00:04:24,631 --> 00:04:28,965 but I believe our set for sectionals this year should have a little more showbiz panache. 82 00:04:29,035 --> 00:04:31,299 I think we should open with "Rio" by Duran Duran. 83 00:04:31,371 --> 00:04:33,566 The council is responsible for song selection. 84 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,972 But we appreciate your enthusiasm, Kurt. 85 00:04:36,042 --> 00:04:39,136 It'll come in handy one day when you're sitting behind this desk. 86 00:04:39,212 --> 00:04:45,048 Now, I propose we do our entire set at sectionals in eight-part harmony. 87 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:48,144 - Just tell me if it's true. 88 00:04:49,589 --> 00:04:53,389 I'm sorry. Okay? I shouldn't have lied to you. 89 00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:56,155 I thought if I told you the truth, you'd get so mad at me... 90 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:57,719 and you're kind of scary. 91 00:04:57,797 --> 00:05:00,357 Don't you see how it's 10 times worse now? 92 00:05:00,466 --> 00:05:01,956 Why her? 93 00:05:02,001 --> 00:05:03,935 I mean, Quinn I'd understand. But her? 94 00:05:04,003 --> 00:05:06,164 Do you think she's prettier than me? 95 00:05:06,239 --> 00:05:07,934 Don't answer that. 96 00:05:08,007 --> 00:05:09,770 My dads went to couples counseling... 97 00:05:09,842 --> 00:05:12,640 because one of them put up wallpaper in the den without asking the other. 98 00:05:12,712 --> 00:05:15,442 They said it was the only thing that kept them from killing each other. 99 00:05:15,515 --> 00:05:19,383 We need your help. That's why I set up this counseling session. 100 00:05:19,452 --> 00:05:21,249 You're both in Glee. 101 00:05:22,188 --> 00:05:23,678 Why don't you sing about it? 102 00:05:23,756 --> 00:05:27,920 Right? Aren't there some great songs about betrayal or something? 103 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:30,588 I'm pretty sure there's some Eagles songs. 104 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:33,029 Right, let's do plan "B." We'll start with you, Finn. 105 00:05:33,099 --> 00:05:34,896 Why did you lie to Rachel? 106 00:05:34,967 --> 00:05:36,867 I didn't wanna hurt her. 107 00:05:36,936 --> 00:05:38,927 Then why did you do it with her? 108 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:40,905 Why are you so caught up with who it was? 109 00:05:40,973 --> 00:05:44,306 - Is it because she's hot? - Yeah, sure, she's super hot, but that's- 110 00:05:47,814 --> 00:05:50,806 As a therapist, is it productive for me to slap him right now? 111 00:05:50,883 --> 00:05:53,511 Well, I'm not a therapist, but no. 112 00:05:53,586 --> 00:05:57,249 - Um, maybe you should storm out. - Yeah. 113 00:06:03,763 --> 00:06:05,788 Is there anything else you wanna talk about? 114 00:06:11,971 --> 00:06:14,439 What are you doing? We've been looking for you all day. 115 00:06:14,507 --> 00:06:16,168 I'm paralyzed with fear. 116 00:06:16,242 --> 00:06:19,439 I've been here since second period. I really, really have to pee. 117 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:23,244 What are you afraid of? You're gonna be featured at sectionals. 118 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:26,479 - You should be happy. - I can't handle the pressure. 119 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:29,521 I know I'm more talented than all of you. Britney Spears taught me that. 120 00:06:29,589 --> 00:06:33,286 It's just, I can't have whether we win or lose on my shoulders. 121 00:06:33,359 --> 00:06:36,590 - But- But we all know you can do it. - And I know that I can't. 122 00:06:36,662 --> 00:06:40,189 Just like I know the cricket that reads to me at night is totally stealing my jewelry. 123 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:44,631 It's- It's really too bad... 124 00:06:44,704 --> 00:06:46,296 I can't give you my magic comb. 125 00:06:47,306 --> 00:06:48,796 What's a magic comb? 126 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:51,105 - You've never heard of a magic comb? - Mm-mmm. 127 00:06:51,177 --> 00:06:53,338 You comb your hair with it, and you can't lose. 128 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:56,882 I mean, I'd give you mine, but I need it. 129 00:06:56,949 --> 00:06:58,541 Wait. 130 00:06:58,651 --> 00:07:03,179 Since you're going to dance the lead at sectionals, you win, I win. 131 00:07:03,222 --> 00:07:05,190 Please, can I have the magic comb? 132 00:07:11,464 --> 00:07:14,900 - Here. - Artie, thank you so much. 133 00:07:14,967 --> 00:07:16,798 You really are the best boyfriend ever. 134 00:07:20,239 --> 00:07:22,799 We're gonna win this thing because of you. 135 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:29,005 I didn't steal that soda machine. And if I did, I wasn't alone. 136 00:07:29,081 --> 00:07:30,571 I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that... 137 00:07:30,650 --> 00:07:33,210 because if I did, I'd be down to 10 Glee Club members... 138 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:34,913 which, as you probably remember from the rule book... 139 00:07:34,987 --> 00:07:36,852 is two less than we need to compete at sectionals. 140 00:07:36,923 --> 00:07:40,017 I'm not big on reading rule books. Well, I'm not big on reading. 141 00:07:40,092 --> 00:07:42,617 Kurt's gone, and he's not comin' back. 142 00:07:42,695 --> 00:07:44,754 We need a 12th member. 143 00:07:44,831 --> 00:07:47,026 Now, I always go to Rachel and Finn in these situations... 144 00:07:47,099 --> 00:07:49,499 but you might be the most well-known kid in this entire school. 145 00:07:49,569 --> 00:07:51,867 There's a method to my madness. 146 00:07:51,938 --> 00:07:55,101 I want you to use that madness to recruit a new member. 147 00:07:55,174 --> 00:07:57,005 Glee needs you to be its ambassador. 148 00:07:57,076 --> 00:07:59,772 More like its am-bad-ass-ador. 149 00:07:59,879 --> 00:08:02,473 - But what's in it for me? - You love the Glee Club. 150 00:08:02,515 --> 00:08:06,315 We get a new member and we win, you get to keep doing what you love. 151 00:08:06,385 --> 00:08:08,512 You can count on me, Mr. Schue. 152 00:08:11,591 --> 00:08:13,752 Hey, Kurt, wait up. 153 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:16,920 I saw that Glee Club was hard for you today... 154 00:08:16,996 --> 00:08:18,827 seeing your ideas shot down like that. 155 00:08:18,898 --> 00:08:20,627 It's just a different energy in there. 156 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:23,430 Not better or worse, just something I'll have to get used to. 157 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,266 We recognize that... 158 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:28,398 and we have a tradition at this school of rewarding a student with a good attitude. 159 00:08:28,474 --> 00:08:31,375 So, we would like to invite you to audition for a solo. 160 00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:33,378 - For sectionals? - For sectionals. 161 00:08:34,146 --> 00:08:36,011 Sing something good. 162 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:38,940 - All right, listen up. 163 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:41,578 You gonna light your farts on fire again? Because I'm a major fan. 164 00:08:41,654 --> 00:08:44,122 I wanna talk to you guys about Bruce Springsteen. 165 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:46,454 - Is this goin' somewhere? - Don't push me, Karofsky. 166 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,118 You forced my boy Kurt out of here... 167 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:51,391 and juvie or no, you're already number one on my list to go Death Star on. 168 00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:55,400 Anyways, so Bruce is destined to go blue-collar his whole life... 169 00:08:55,468 --> 00:08:59,461 but instead, he goes and buys an old Strat from a pawn shop and just starts wailing on it... 170 00:08:59,572 --> 00:09:03,303 starts putting all the pain and the promises and the dreams into that music... 171 00:09:03,342 --> 00:09:07,278 and the next thing he knows, he's on the cover of Time and Newsweek in the same week. 172 00:09:07,346 --> 00:09:10,941 - Those are magazines. - Not to seem redundant, but is this going somewhere? 173 00:09:11,017 --> 00:09:13,485 Glee Club, dudes. It's time to join up. 174 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,316 Sign up for Glee Club? 175 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:19,415 Why don't you come to my church on Sunday and get my cousins to sign up for the Klan? 176 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:21,790 - Glee Club is cool. 177 00:09:21,861 --> 00:09:24,386 Glee Club is most definitely not cool. 178 00:09:24,463 --> 00:09:27,159 Clearly we need to reinstate the 10:00 a.m. Slushee. 179 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:29,895 Mm-mmm. I say we make an example of him. 180 00:09:29,969 --> 00:09:31,960 I say you're right. 181 00:09:32,038 --> 00:09:34,700 - Get him! Get him! - Not the face! Not the face! 182 00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:38,505 Where's Puck? I haven't seen him since yesterday, and I need him to get me a churro. 183 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:42,446 My guess is he'd rather quit Glee Club than lose sectionals, and I can't blame him. 184 00:09:42,515 --> 00:09:44,642 Our set's gonna be real light on the Mercedes. 185 00:09:44,717 --> 00:09:48,710 If The Warblers win sectionals, it's only because we gave them Kurt. We should not clap. 186 00:09:48,788 --> 00:09:50,688 If we lose, we should throw possums. 187 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:57,160 Rachel, what are you doing? 188 00:09:58,831 --> 00:10:00,355 I'm not doing anything. 189 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:02,799 You've silenced my talents. I'm merely protesting. 190 00:10:04,036 --> 00:10:05,867 My talents are wasted in this club. 191 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:08,566 My star shines too bright, and I think you're threatened by it. 192 00:10:08,641 --> 00:10:11,667 Take that off! I'm tired of this, Rachel. 193 00:10:11,744 --> 00:10:15,236 You have a terrible attitude, you're a lousy sport, and it is not okay anymore. 194 00:10:15,314 --> 00:10:18,408 Well, I'm upset. I'm furious about this. 195 00:10:18,484 --> 00:10:21,476 - About a couple of things, actually. - I'm sorry you're disappointed. 196 00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:24,421 But you know, you could also make the choice to be happy... 197 00:10:24,490 --> 00:10:27,482 that we're a part of a glee club bursting at the seams with talent. 198 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:29,824 There's an awful lot of "me" talk going around. 199 00:10:29,895 --> 00:10:32,864 "What's in it for me?" "What solo am I gonna sing?" 200 00:10:32,932 --> 00:10:35,560 Now, when we go to sectionals, we're gonna be good sports. 201 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:38,866 We'll cheer on The Hipsters. We'll cheer on Kurt and The Warblers. 202 00:10:38,938 --> 00:10:43,705 And if they win, we will congratulate them because that's who we are. 203 00:10:43,776 --> 00:10:46,711 - Dude, where have you been? - I found him in a Porta-Potty. 204 00:10:48,514 --> 00:10:51,108 I was trying to find Kurt's replacement for sectionals. 205 00:10:54,754 --> 00:10:58,520 I was trapped in that Porta-Potty for 24 hours. 206 00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:02,291 Buddha, Allah, Satan, help me! 207 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:13,772 - Are you an angel? - Screw you. 208 00:11:16,308 --> 00:11:18,367 So I asked her if she wanted to join. 209 00:11:18,444 --> 00:11:21,277 A carton of Cadbury Eggs- 210 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:23,508 Good luck finding them. They're not in season. 211 00:11:23,582 --> 00:11:24,776 And... 212 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:28,616 I want seven minutes in heaven with you. 213 00:11:31,123 --> 00:11:33,785 I have to say, she kinda rocked my world. 214 00:11:35,294 --> 00:11:36,921 Okay, guys, um- 215 00:11:36,996 --> 00:11:39,294 Well, looks like we're back in business. 216 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:43,165 Let's all welcome our newest member, Miss Lauren Zizes. 217 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:46,931 Puck, nice work. 218 00:11:47,907 --> 00:11:49,670 We owe you one. 219 00:11:59,852 --> 00:12:02,685 Did I tell you he bought me dinner after? 220 00:12:07,493 --> 00:12:08,983 You okay? 221 00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:11,621 Why are you talking to me? Are you gonna steal something from me? 222 00:12:11,697 --> 00:12:15,690 Look, after six hours in that Porta-John, Ozzy himself would have turned to God. 223 00:12:15,768 --> 00:12:19,898 I prayed. I promised him that if he got me outta there, I'd start being nicer to people. 224 00:12:19,972 --> 00:12:23,430 Then I realized there was no way I could do that, so I changed it to just Jews. 225 00:12:23,509 --> 00:12:27,707 - It's Finn. - Boyfriend troubles. I got that covered. 226 00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:30,647 Considering I'm usually the cause of them, I'd say I'm an expert. 227 00:12:30,716 --> 00:12:32,343 Walk with me. 228 00:12:36,021 --> 00:12:37,989 Have you been working out? 229 00:12:38,057 --> 00:12:40,082 Your arms seem bigger. 230 00:12:40,159 --> 00:12:41,820 It's the steroids. 231 00:12:47,032 --> 00:12:49,523 - We have a big problem. - Is the problem your outfit? 232 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,627 Because you look like a cheerleader zombie corpse. 233 00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:53,672 I have no choice. Mike Chang likes cheerleaders. 234 00:12:53,739 --> 00:12:55,331 You of all people should know. 235 00:12:55,407 --> 00:12:58,399 - He's having an affair with Brittany. - What? You're crazy. 236 00:12:58,477 --> 00:13:01,378 - You haven't noticed her ignoring you lately? - Not really. It's Shark Week. 237 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,642 - They're inseparable. - They're doing a number together at sectionals. 238 00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:06,514 - They've been rehearsing. - Really? Just rehearsing? 239 00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:08,780 Exhibit "A." I kissed him, and it tasted like Lip Smackers. 240 00:13:08,854 --> 00:13:10,719 You know who wears Lip Smackers? Brittany. 241 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,588 She doesn't mind sharing. I love borrowing her Lip Smackers. It's like candy for your lips. 242 00:13:13,659 --> 00:13:17,561 Don't be naive, Artie. She's a cheerleader. He's a football player. 243 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,860 You and I never had a chance at either of them. 244 00:13:29,441 --> 00:13:31,341 Hey, Rachel. I've been looking for you. 245 00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:33,401 Don't bother spying on me to get a leg up... 246 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:36,505 because the only solos that I'm getting for sectionals are in my mind. 247 00:13:36,582 --> 00:13:38,914 Actually, I was hoping you could help me. 248 00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:42,545 I've been sitting in my car for an hour waiting for Karofsky to make a Mickey D's run. 249 00:13:42,621 --> 00:13:44,111 I've been invited to audition for a solo. 250 00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:46,215 Why should I help you? You're our competition now. 251 00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:48,556 Because even though we hate each other... 252 00:13:48,627 --> 00:13:51,528 we've had our moments, and I could use your expertise. 253 00:13:51,597 --> 00:13:54,395 And no one knows how to kill a ballad quite like you. 254 00:13:54,466 --> 00:13:56,866 You are as brilliant and talented as you are irritating. 255 00:13:56,936 --> 00:14:01,498 Considering that this might be my only chance to sing for a little while... 256 00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:03,097 I'll give you a couple tips. 257 00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:04,871 So, what did you, uh, have in mind? 258 00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:07,139 I've settled on Celine Dion's classic, "My Heart Will Go On." 259 00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:09,613 - Oh, no. No, no, no. - No? 260 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:12,742 Listen, you need something much more personal than that. I mean, this is about you. 261 00:14:12,818 --> 00:14:14,911 - Do you ever fantasize about your own funeral? - No. 262 00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:18,787 I do. Finn throwing himself into the grave out of grief... 263 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,951 and all of the heartfelt speeches and the regrets. 264 00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:23,460 - That's insane. - Clearly no one in the Glee Club appreciates me. 265 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,520 Is it so wrong for me to fantasize about them... 266 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:28,260 finally realizing how amazing I am, but it being too late? 267 00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:32,668 And there's only one song that expresses those feelings. 268 00:14:32,738 --> 00:14:36,196 - I'm sure that it's in here somewhere. - Oh. 269 00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:41,880 # It won't be easy # 270 00:14:41,947 --> 00:14:45,610 # You'll think it strange # 271 00:14:45,684 --> 00:14:51,247 # When I try to explain how I feel # 272 00:14:51,323 --> 00:14:54,315 # That I still need your love # 273 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:58,762 # After all that I've done # 274 00:14:58,864 --> 00:15:03,733 # You won't believe me # 275 00:15:03,769 --> 00:15:06,101 # All you will see # 276 00:15:06,171 --> 00:15:09,265 # Is the girl you once knew # 277 00:15:09,341 --> 00:15:14,677 # Although she's dressed up to the nines # 278 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:21,482 # At sixes and sevens with you # 279 00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:27,120 # I had to let it happen # 280 00:15:27,192 --> 00:15:31,288 # I had to change # 281 00:15:31,363 --> 00:15:36,665 # Couldn't stay all my life down-at-heel # 282 00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:40,402 # Looking out of the window # 283 00:15:40,472 --> 00:15:45,569 # Staying out of the sun # 284 00:15:45,644 --> 00:15:50,343 # So I chose freedom # 285 00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:52,577 # Running around # 286 00:15:52,651 --> 00:15:55,643 # Trying everything new # 287 00:15:56,722 --> 00:16:01,489 # But nothing impressed me at all # 288 00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:08,232 # I never expected it to # 289 00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:15,368 # Don't cry for me, Argentina # 290 00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:21,038 # The truth is I never left you # 291 00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:23,843 # All through my wild days # 292 00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:26,749 # My mad existence # 293 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,686 # I kept my promise # 294 00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:34,692 # Don't keep your distance # 295 00:16:37,863 --> 00:16:42,732 # Don't cry for me, Argentina # 296 00:16:42,801 --> 00:16:47,761 # The truth is I never left you # 297 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,536 # All through my wild days # 298 00:16:50,609 --> 00:16:53,134 # My mad existence # 299 00:16:53,212 --> 00:16:56,272 # I kept my promise # 300 00:16:56,348 --> 00:17:01,285 # Don't keep your distance # 301 00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:05,147 # Have I said too much # 302 00:17:06,558 --> 00:17:12,861 # There's nothing more I can think of to say to you # 303 00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:19,394 # But all you have to do # 304 00:17:19,471 --> 00:17:22,463 # Is look at me to know # 305 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:35,011 # That every word is true ## 306 00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:48,761 - So how many times have you guys auditioned? - Three. 307 00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:51,928 Six. 308 00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:56,373 - - Hey, guys. Nick, Jeff, congrats. You're moving on. 309 00:17:56,442 --> 00:17:58,034 Oh, dude. 310 00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:00,302 Thank you. 311 00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:02,677 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 312 00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:05,106 Any sage advice? 313 00:18:07,219 --> 00:18:08,811 Don't try so hard next time. 314 00:18:08,887 --> 00:18:11,879 I didn't realize that caring was frowned upon. 315 00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:14,357 I don't know how it worked at your old school... 316 00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:17,054 but did you notice that we all wear uniforms around here? 317 00:18:17,129 --> 00:18:19,359 It's about being part of the team. 318 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:22,867 I guess I'm just used to having to scream to get noticed. 319 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:26,701 You're not gonna make it as a Warbler if all you care about is getting noticed. 320 00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,501 You're right. I'm sorry. 321 00:18:28,574 --> 00:18:32,010 I know it's gonna take some getting used to... 322 00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:34,841 but you'll fit in soon enough, I promise. 323 00:18:39,818 --> 00:18:43,083 - How's the number for sectionals coming? - Hi. Um, yeah, it's good. 324 00:18:43,155 --> 00:18:45,715 Wait. Do you maybe wanna see a movie tonight? 325 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,554 Uh, I can't. I have rehearsal with Mike. 326 00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:49,890 Well, how about a latte tomorrow morning? 327 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,260 Artie, I can't, and I can't talk right now either. 328 00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:54,856 I have to go rehearse. I'm really, really sorry. 329 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,112 Hey. Is something wrong? 330 00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:14,949 I'm beginning to think my new directions for the New Directions was a terrible idea. 331 00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:17,545 - Oh, no. - We're off to sectionals, and I've- 332 00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:19,284 I've never seen the kids so out of sync. 333 00:19:20,425 --> 00:19:21,915 You look great though. 334 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,519 - Ready to go? - I can't. 335 00:19:25,631 --> 00:19:26,620 Why? 336 00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:30,301 I didn't tell Carl I was going with you. 337 00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:33,702 Ever since Rocky Horror he's had some issues with you. 338 00:19:33,772 --> 00:19:35,296 You know, with us spending time together. 339 00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:39,743 Actually, it was counseling Finn and Rachel that made me realize that... 340 00:19:39,811 --> 00:19:43,474 sometimes the withholding of the truth can make someone feel as bad as lying. 341 00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:47,246 So I told him the truth last night, and we had a big fight. 342 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,645 Then we made up, and... 343 00:19:50,722 --> 00:19:53,213 then he told me that he loved me... 344 00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:55,886 and then I told him that I love him back. 345 00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:03,695 Well, we're gonna miss our good luck charm. 346 00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:07,802 Mr. Schuester, not that I really care... 347 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:11,070 but if we don't leave now, we're gonna miss the competition. 348 00:20:13,478 --> 00:20:15,446 - Good luck. - Yeah, thanks. 349 00:20:29,127 --> 00:20:32,585 Then go down to 7-Eleven and get some. I need Raisinets. 350 00:20:32,664 --> 00:20:34,393 Carb loading? 351 00:20:34,466 --> 00:20:36,491 Puck got Lauren Zizes to take your place... 352 00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:39,093 and she won't go on unless she gets her damn candy. 353 00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:41,662 She's a warm body. 354 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:44,709 - Hey, did you, uh, get your solo? - Sadly, no. 355 00:20:44,776 --> 00:20:48,712 Oh, wow, if you didn't get a solo, then they must be really good. We are doomed. 356 00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:52,477 Sorry, that was selfish. What I meant to say was... 357 00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:55,315 "Wow, that- That really sucks. I'm sure you were really good." 358 00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:57,821 I was. I mean, I think I was. 359 00:20:57,889 --> 00:21:01,120 Being in The Warblers has really made me question everything I thought about myself. 360 00:21:01,627 --> 00:21:03,094 Yeah. 361 00:21:03,161 --> 00:21:04,685 What has become of us, Kurt? 362 00:21:07,866 --> 00:21:10,334 - So, do you miss us? - I do. 363 00:21:10,402 --> 00:21:12,336 Being a Warbler is great, but... 364 00:21:12,404 --> 00:21:15,896 I don't think they appreciate my individuality as much as you guys did... 365 00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:18,374 and I can't help but think that I let you guys down. 366 00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:22,937 It's your life, Kurt, and you weren't safe at McKinley anymore, and we all get it. 367 00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:25,506 How come you were never this nice to me when I was your teammate? 368 00:21:25,584 --> 00:21:27,711 Because you were my only real competition. 369 00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:29,811 - Don't tell. - Yeah, true. 370 00:21:31,657 --> 00:21:33,648 Aw. 371 00:21:36,328 --> 00:21:40,059 So how's Finn? I feel bad. I haven't spoken to him since the wedding. 372 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:43,033 I, uh, haven't really talked to him much either. 373 00:21:43,101 --> 00:21:46,468 I found out that he and Santana were romantically involved... 374 00:21:46,538 --> 00:21:49,006 - and he lied to me about it. - Wait, you didn't know about that? 375 00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:50,837 Kurt, they're calling places. 376 00:21:50,909 --> 00:21:53,878 - Hey. - Thanks again, Rachel. 377 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:03,713 # Every generation # 378 00:22:06,091 --> 00:22:08,855 # Blames the one before # 379 00:22:10,862 --> 00:22:14,423 # And all of their frustrations # 380 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:18,992 # Come beating on your door # 381 00:22:20,772 --> 00:22:25,038 # I know that I'm a prisoner to all my father held so dear # 382 00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:29,945 # I know that I'm a hostage to all his hopes and fears # 383 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:32,916 # I just wish I could have told him # 384 00:22:32,984 --> 00:22:37,080 # In the living years # 385 00:22:37,155 --> 00:22:43,822 - # Say it, say it, say it loud # - # Say it loud # 386 00:22:43,895 --> 00:22:48,093 # Say it clear # 387 00:22:48,166 --> 00:22:50,760 - # Say it, say it, say it # - # You can listen # 388 00:22:50,836 --> 00:22:56,069 - # You can listen as well as you hear # - # As well as you hear # 389 00:22:56,141 --> 00:22:59,235 # Hey, you got to realize that it's too late # 390 00:22:59,344 --> 00:23:02,507 - # Say it loud # - # Come on, say it, say it # 391 00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:07,814 - # Say, say # - # Say it clear ## 392 00:23:15,794 --> 00:23:18,160 And now, for our second performance of the program... 393 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:22,189 from Dalton Academy in Westerville, The Warblers. 394 00:23:24,436 --> 00:23:26,336 # Hey # 395 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,430 # Hey # 396 00:23:28,507 --> 00:23:30,941 # Hey # 397 00:23:32,210 --> 00:23:34,337 - # Tonight # - # Hey # 398 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,176 - # Hey # - # Hey # 399 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,546 - # Hey # - # Hey # 400 00:23:38,617 --> 00:23:41,984 - # Hey # - # Hey # 401 00:23:42,053 --> 00:23:45,784 # Your lipstick stains # 402 00:23:45,857 --> 00:23:50,726 # On the front lobe of my left-side brains # 403 00:23:50,796 --> 00:23:53,230 # I knew I wouldn't forget you # 404 00:23:53,298 --> 00:23:57,530 # And so I went and let you blow my mind # 405 00:23:57,602 --> 00:24:01,834 # Let you blow my mind # 406 00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:05,341 - # Your sweet moonbeam # - # Sweet moonbeam # 407 00:24:05,377 --> 00:24:10,713 # The smell of you in every single dream I dream # 408 00:24:10,782 --> 00:24:12,647 # I knew when we collided # 409 00:24:12,717 --> 00:24:15,311 # You're the one I have decided # 410 00:24:15,387 --> 00:24:21,883 - # Who's one of my kind # - # One of my kind # 411 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,121 # Hey, soul sister # 412 00:24:24,196 --> 00:24:28,997 # Ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo # 413 00:24:29,067 --> 00:24:31,763 # The way you move ain't fair, you know # 414 00:24:31,837 --> 00:24:33,998 # Hey, soul sister # 415 00:24:34,072 --> 00:24:41,035 # I don't want to miss a single thing you do # 416 00:24:41,112 --> 00:24:44,172 - # Tonight # - # The way you can cut a rug # 417 00:24:44,249 --> 00:24:46,911 # Watching you is the only drug I need # 418 00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:48,577 # So gangsta, I'm so thug # 419 00:24:48,653 --> 00:24:51,281 # You're the only one I'm dreaming of # 420 00:24:51,356 --> 00:24:54,450 # You see I can be myself now finally # 421 00:24:54,526 --> 00:24:57,461 - # In fact, there's nothing I can't be # - # Nothing I can't be # 422 00:24:57,529 --> 00:25:01,522 # I want the world to see you'll be with me # 423 00:25:01,633 --> 00:25:03,897 # Hey, soul sister # 424 00:25:03,935 --> 00:25:08,531 # Ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo # 425 00:25:08,607 --> 00:25:11,371 # The way you move ain't fair, you know # 426 00:25:11,443 --> 00:25:13,411 # Hey, soul sister # 427 00:25:13,478 --> 00:25:18,643 # I don't want to miss a single thing you do # 428 00:25:18,717 --> 00:25:22,209 - # Miss a thing # - # Tonight # 429 00:25:22,287 --> 00:25:24,448 - # Hey # - # Hey # 430 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:27,720 - # Hey # - # Hey # 431 00:25:27,792 --> 00:25:30,920 - # Hey # - # Hey # 432 00:25:30,996 --> 00:25:33,191 - # Tonight # - # Hey # 433 00:25:33,265 --> 00:25:35,392 - # Hey # - # Hey # 434 00:25:35,467 --> 00:25:37,526 - # Hey # - # Hey # 435 00:25:37,602 --> 00:25:40,969 - # Hey # - # Hey # 436 00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:42,207 # Tonight ## 437 00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:44,300 # Tonight ## 438 00:25:58,523 --> 00:26:01,651 These costumes are causing some unmentionable chafing. 439 00:26:01,726 --> 00:26:04,194 - Are you okay? - No. I'm totally freaking out. 440 00:26:04,262 --> 00:26:06,526 Last time we performed in front of an audience, I went into labor. 441 00:26:06,598 --> 00:26:08,498 I think I'm having post-traumatic stress disorder. 442 00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:10,865 F.Y. I., I'm totally available to fill in. 443 00:26:10,936 --> 00:26:14,531 Nowhere to run from me or your lies. 444 00:26:14,606 --> 00:26:18,133 I hope they judge us on dancing and adultery, because you're aces at both of them. 445 00:26:18,209 --> 00:26:20,040 I don't understand how you found out. 446 00:26:20,111 --> 00:26:22,409 I am so stupid. I can't believe I did it. 447 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,574 I've never felt more awful about anything in my life. 448 00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:31,452 - What's Artie all worked up about? - You're such a jerk. 449 00:26:31,523 --> 00:26:33,616 - You told Kurt? - I don't remember. Maybe. 450 00:26:33,692 --> 00:26:35,990 About Finn and Santana? No. I think I told him. 451 00:26:36,061 --> 00:26:39,292 - Who told you? - Me. I think Brittany told me. 452 00:26:39,364 --> 00:26:41,161 - Or maybe it was Puck. - Yeah, it was me. 453 00:26:41,232 --> 00:26:43,325 - Everybody knew about this but me? - Pretty much. 454 00:26:43,401 --> 00:26:46,234 Nobody tells you anything because "A:" You're a blabbermouth... 455 00:26:46,304 --> 00:26:48,295 and "B:" we all just pretend to like you. 456 00:26:48,373 --> 00:26:50,307 That's not true. I kind of like her. 457 00:26:50,375 --> 00:26:53,344 Look, Rachel, when this all happened, you were dating another guy... 458 00:26:53,411 --> 00:26:56,141 so you don't have a right to be pissed at me about it, okay? 459 00:26:56,214 --> 00:26:57,977 And fine, I shouldn't have lied about it... 460 00:26:58,049 --> 00:27:00,244 but to be honest, that isn't what you care about. 461 00:27:00,352 --> 00:27:03,685 - You care about the Santana of it all. - Who are you right now? 462 00:27:03,722 --> 00:27:06,156 - Best greenroom ever. - You know what? 463 00:27:06,224 --> 00:27:09,284 You guys are gonna have to find somebody else to mindlessly harmonize in the background... 464 00:27:09,361 --> 00:27:11,420 because I'm not going onstage with him. 465 00:27:11,496 --> 00:27:13,430 Make that two subs. I'm not going out there with Brittany. 466 00:27:13,498 --> 00:27:16,092 - Me either. - Enough! 467 00:27:16,167 --> 00:27:19,432 Listen to yourselves! I am ashamed of you. 468 00:27:19,504 --> 00:27:21,404 Think back to where you were this time last year- 469 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:25,534 In this room, no set list, no choreography, no chance in hell of winning... 470 00:27:25,610 --> 00:27:29,046 but you did win, because you did it together. 471 00:27:29,114 --> 00:27:31,446 Look, I don't care if you guys hate each other. 472 00:27:31,516 --> 00:27:34,747 All I want is for you guys to go out there and sing together. 473 00:27:34,819 --> 00:27:40,018 Get up there and for six minutes, remind yourselves that you're not alone. 474 00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:45,523 All right. Showtime! 475 00:27:55,707 --> 00:27:57,504 Just tell me why you would cheat on me. 476 00:27:57,575 --> 00:28:00,874 I don't know. Why would I cheat on you? Is this a Mad Lib or something? 477 00:28:00,979 --> 00:28:03,504 You cheated on me with Mike. You admitted it in the greenroom. 478 00:28:03,548 --> 00:28:06,039 - When? - When I was accusing you of adultery. 479 00:28:06,117 --> 00:28:09,280 - What does that have to do with me cheating? - "Adultery" means cheating. 480 00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:12,323 I thought it meant being stupid. 481 00:28:12,390 --> 00:28:14,324 Like being a dolt. 482 00:28:14,392 --> 00:28:18,055 I didn't cheat on you. I did something much worse. 483 00:28:20,665 --> 00:28:22,428 I lost your magic comb. 484 00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:25,162 I don't know what happened. I had it in my pocket. 485 00:28:25,236 --> 00:28:29,639 Then I went to motocross practice, and then, when I left, it was gone. 486 00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:33,007 That's why I've been avoiding you. I was so ashamed. 487 00:28:33,078 --> 00:28:35,137 That magic comb was our only chance of winning... 488 00:28:35,213 --> 00:28:38,478 the only thing keeping me from totally screwing it up. 489 00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:42,145 - I didn't wanna let you down, Artie. - That wasn't a magic comb. 490 00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:46,020 I found it on the floor and ran into you on the way to tossing it in the trash. 491 00:28:46,091 --> 00:28:49,458 - And you let me comb my hair with it? - You don't need a magic comb. 492 00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:53,497 You're magic, Brittany. The way you move. 493 00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:56,329 I should have told you that in the first place, and I'm sorry. 494 00:29:05,310 --> 00:29:07,005 When I'm out there dancing today... 495 00:29:07,078 --> 00:29:09,546 it won't be for the team or for the crowd. 496 00:29:10,215 --> 00:29:12,547 It will be for you. 497 00:29:14,953 --> 00:29:17,217 - What are you doing? - I'm a wrestler. 498 00:29:17,288 --> 00:29:19,347 This is how I get psyched up for competition. 499 00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:21,551 Listen, you don't have to be nervous. 500 00:29:21,626 --> 00:29:24,060 You saved my life. I've got your back. 501 00:29:24,129 --> 00:29:26,757 I'm not nervous. You know why? 502 00:29:26,831 --> 00:29:29,459 - Why? - Because show choir is stupid. 503 00:29:29,534 --> 00:29:32,264 And now, for our final performance of the program... 504 00:29:32,337 --> 00:29:35,238 from McKinley High, the New Directionsl 505 00:29:35,306 --> 00:29:38,742 What? 506 00:29:38,810 --> 00:29:40,778 You look beautiful. 507 00:29:49,954 --> 00:29:53,583 # Ooh # 508 00:29:53,658 --> 00:29:59,756 # Now, I've had the time of my life # 509 00:29:59,831 --> 00:30:04,097 # No, I've never felt like this before # 510 00:30:05,036 --> 00:30:09,496 # Yes, I swear it's the truth # 511 00:30:09,574 --> 00:30:11,701 # And I owe it all to you # 512 00:30:11,776 --> 00:30:18,375 # 'Cause I've had the time of my life # 513 00:30:18,449 --> 00:30:24,115 # And I owe it all to you # 514 00:30:25,156 --> 00:30:27,351 # I've been waiting for so long # 515 00:30:27,425 --> 00:30:31,293 # And now I finally found someone to stand by me # 516 00:30:33,464 --> 00:30:35,955 # We saw the writing on the wall # 517 00:30:36,034 --> 00:30:42,200 # As we felt this magical fantasy # 518 00:30:42,273 --> 00:30:44,673 # Now with passion in our eyes # 519 00:30:44,742 --> 00:30:49,406 # There's no way we could disguise it secretly # 520 00:30:50,782 --> 00:30:53,273 # So we take each other's hand # 521 00:30:53,351 --> 00:30:58,084 # 'Cause we seem to understand the urgency # 522 00:30:58,156 --> 00:31:00,590 - # Oh # - # Just remember # 523 00:31:01,459 --> 00:31:04,121 # You're the one thing # 524 00:31:04,195 --> 00:31:09,326 - # I can't get enough of # - # I can't get enough of # 525 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:13,996 # So I'll tell you something # 526 00:31:14,072 --> 00:31:16,734 - # This could be love # - # This could be love # 527 00:31:16,808 --> 00:31:23,304 # Because I've had the time of my life # 528 00:31:23,381 --> 00:31:27,681 - # No, I never felt this way before # - # Never felt this way # 529 00:31:27,752 --> 00:31:31,916 # Yes, I swear it's the truth # 530 00:31:31,990 --> 00:31:35,084 # And I owe it all to you # 531 00:31:38,863 --> 00:31:41,491 - # Now, I # - # I # 532 00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:45,332 # Had the time of my life # 533 00:31:45,403 --> 00:31:48,201 # No, I never felt this way before # 534 00:31:48,273 --> 00:31:53,575 - # Never felt this way # - # Yes, I swear it's the truth # 535 00:31:53,645 --> 00:31:55,943 # And I owe it all to you # 536 00:31:56,014 --> 00:32:02,180 - # I've had the time of my life # - # Of my life # 537 00:32:02,253 --> 00:32:05,780 # No, I never felt this way before # 538 00:32:05,857 --> 00:32:07,688 - # Never felt this way # - # Yes, I swear # 539 00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:09,852 - # Yes, I swear # - # It's the truth # 540 00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:14,797 - # It's the truth # - # And I owe it all to you # 541 00:32:14,866 --> 00:32:20,168 # Oh, oh, oh, oh ## 542 00:32:36,354 --> 00:32:39,755 # Well, sometimes I go out by myself # 543 00:32:39,824 --> 00:32:42,520 # And I look across the water # 544 00:32:45,496 --> 00:32:48,659 # And I think of all the things What you're doin' # 545 00:32:48,733 --> 00:32:51,327 # And in my head I paint a picture # 546 00:32:54,672 --> 00:32:58,699 # 'Cause since I've come on home Well, my body's been a mess # 547 00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:03,474 # And I miss your ginger hair and the way you like to dress # 548 00:33:03,514 --> 00:33:05,607 # Oh, won't you come on over # 549 00:33:05,683 --> 00:33:10,245 # Stop makin' a fool out of me # 550 00:33:10,321 --> 00:33:14,883 # Why don't you come on over, Valerie # 551 00:33:16,728 --> 00:33:19,253 # Valerie # 552 00:33:19,330 --> 00:33:21,025 # Why don't you come on over # 553 00:33:21,099 --> 00:33:25,593 # Valerie # 554 00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:28,434 # Valerie # 555 00:33:28,506 --> 00:33:30,030 # Why don't you come on over # 556 00:33:30,108 --> 00:33:33,600 # Well, sometimes I go out by myself # 557 00:33:33,678 --> 00:33:37,375 # And I look across the water # 558 00:33:39,117 --> 00:33:42,314 # And I think of all the things What you're doin' # 559 00:33:42,387 --> 00:33:45,117 # And in my head I paint a picture # 560 00:33:48,393 --> 00:33:52,557 # 'Cause since I've come on home Well, my body's been a mess # 561 00:33:52,630 --> 00:33:57,294 # And I miss your ginger hair and the way you like to dress # 562 00:33:57,368 --> 00:33:59,734 # Won't you come on over # 563 00:33:59,837 --> 00:34:03,967 # Stop makin' a fool out of me # 564 00:34:04,008 --> 00:34:08,604 # Oh, why don't you come on over, Valerie # 565 00:34:10,548 --> 00:34:13,142 # Valerie # 566 00:34:13,217 --> 00:34:15,185 # Why don't you come on over # 567 00:34:15,253 --> 00:34:17,721 # Valerie, Valerie # 568 00:34:17,789 --> 00:34:19,279 # Why don't you come on over # 569 00:34:19,357 --> 00:34:21,985 # Valerie # 570 00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:27,191 # Why don't you come on over, Valerie ## 571 00:34:41,045 --> 00:34:42,876 And now, this year's head judge... 572 00:34:42,947 --> 00:34:47,543 Associate Director of the Ohio Department of Motor Vehicles, Mr. Pete Sosnowski. 573 00:34:49,253 --> 00:34:50,777 Thank you. 574 00:34:50,855 --> 00:34:53,415 And thank you to all the groups who performed here today. 575 00:34:53,491 --> 00:34:56,289 We all had a serious good time. 576 00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:59,329 You know what else is a serious good time? 577 00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:04,390 Taking two minutes to save a life by filling out an organ donor card... 578 00:35:04,435 --> 00:35:07,700 because it's never too late to donate. 579 00:35:09,707 --> 00:35:11,698 Drumroll, please. 580 00:35:12,510 --> 00:35:14,478 In third place... 581 00:35:15,379 --> 00:35:17,438 The Hipsters. 582 00:35:21,752 --> 00:35:23,811 Thank you. Drive carefully. 583 00:35:23,888 --> 00:35:30,555 And now, the winner of this year's West-Central Sectionals... 584 00:35:31,395 --> 00:35:33,226 is- 585 00:35:36,701 --> 00:35:38,191 It's a tie. 586 00:35:38,269 --> 00:35:42,103 Congratulations! You're all going to the regionals! 587 00:35:47,445 --> 00:35:49,413 - Congratulations. - Hey, nice work. See you at regionals. 588 00:35:55,019 --> 00:35:57,010 We get to go on. 589 00:35:57,622 --> 00:35:58,782 Yeah. 590 00:36:02,627 --> 00:36:03,719 Hey. 591 00:36:03,794 --> 00:36:06,058 Hi. 592 00:36:06,130 --> 00:36:07,961 You okay? 593 00:36:08,032 --> 00:36:09,761 - Is that your trophy? - Yeah, this is it. 594 00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:11,324 - Wow. - We won. 595 00:36:11,402 --> 00:36:13,597 - I know. I heard. It's exciting. Congratulations. - Thanks. 596 00:36:13,671 --> 00:36:17,300 - I wanted to call you, but I, uh- - Emma, it's cool. 597 00:36:17,375 --> 00:36:20,037 - Guess you didn't need your good luck charm after all. - You were missed. 598 00:36:21,379 --> 00:36:23,142 I need to tell you about my weekend. 599 00:36:23,214 --> 00:36:24,977 I think I'd rather not hear all the details. 600 00:36:25,049 --> 00:36:26,949 - Carl took me to Vegas. - Why are you telling me? 601 00:36:28,986 --> 00:36:31,386 Is- Is that an engagement ring? 602 00:36:33,157 --> 00:36:35,216 It's a wedding ring actually. 603 00:36:39,497 --> 00:36:40,987 I- 604 00:36:43,868 --> 00:36:45,631 I-I'm happy for you. 605 00:36:45,703 --> 00:36:48,763 - Will, I- - Let's just leave it at that. 606 00:36:53,878 --> 00:36:56,711 - - When we first started Glee Club, I told Mr. Schuester... 607 00:36:56,781 --> 00:37:00,148 that being a part of something special makes you special... 608 00:37:00,251 --> 00:37:03,618 and I just- I think I lost that somewhere along the way. 609 00:37:03,654 --> 00:37:08,057 But winning that way at sectionals- It really reminded me of it. 610 00:37:08,125 --> 00:37:12,061 Are we a part of something special, you and me? 611 00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:16,894 Yes. 612 00:37:19,136 --> 00:37:20,831 I love you. 613 00:37:28,846 --> 00:37:30,939 No more lying. 614 00:37:31,015 --> 00:37:32,505 Ever. 615 00:37:35,519 --> 00:37:39,114 There's, um, something that I- I need to tell you. 616 00:37:44,895 --> 00:37:46,692 Last week, when we- when we were fighting... 617 00:37:48,299 --> 00:37:51,564 I was so mad at you and I was- I was so hurt... 618 00:37:51,636 --> 00:37:54,867 that I wanted to make you feel as bad as I felt. 619 00:38:00,144 --> 00:38:02,169 Is something wrong? Did I bite you again? 620 00:38:02,246 --> 00:38:05,943 I did this to Finn once before. I can't do it again. 621 00:38:06,017 --> 00:38:07,917 I'm sorry. I have to go. 622 00:38:07,985 --> 00:38:12,012 I'm so sorry, a-and it will never, ever happen again. 623 00:38:12,089 --> 00:38:14,080 I knew you were a lot of things, Rachel. 624 00:38:14,158 --> 00:38:17,457 I loved you because and in spite of all of them, but... 625 00:38:17,528 --> 00:38:20,088 - I never thought you were mean. - I'm saying that I'm sorry. 626 00:38:20,164 --> 00:38:23,327 And doesn't what you did with Santana kinda cancel this out? 627 00:38:23,401 --> 00:38:25,995 We weren't together. I didn't cheat on you. 628 00:38:26,070 --> 00:38:28,561 - How could you do this to me? - It was a mistake. 629 00:38:28,639 --> 00:38:31,506 Maybe we should go to another counseling session with Miss Pillsbury. 630 00:38:31,575 --> 00:38:34,544 Can't have couple's counseling if you're not a couple. 631 00:38:34,612 --> 00:38:38,241 - You're breaking up with me? - What you did was really bad, Rachel. 632 00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:42,582 You knew how sensitive I'd be about this after what happened with Quinn. 633 00:38:43,587 --> 00:38:46,181 You said you'd never break up with me. 634 00:38:50,428 --> 00:38:52,555 I never thought you'd make me feel like this. 635 00:38:57,935 --> 00:39:00,733 - Got your text. What's wrong? 636 00:39:00,838 --> 00:39:03,033 It's Pavarotti. I think he's sick. 637 00:39:03,074 --> 00:39:05,269 I'm taking good care of him, but h-he won't sing... 638 00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:07,607 and he's losing his feathers. 639 00:39:08,279 --> 00:39:09,871 Oh, he's just molting. 640 00:39:09,947 --> 00:39:13,041 He's growing a new coat of feathers, so his body has to shut down a little. 641 00:39:13,117 --> 00:39:15,415 - But don't worry about it. 642 00:39:15,486 --> 00:39:18,080 He's got food, water. 643 00:39:18,155 --> 00:39:20,555 He seems to like his cage. 644 00:39:20,624 --> 00:39:22,114 Just give it a little while. 645 00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:24,320 He'll be singing again in no time. 646 00:39:27,598 --> 00:39:29,964 Don't forget. Warbler practice tonight at 5:00. 647 00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:32,468 Regionals, here we come. 648 00:39:39,276 --> 00:39:40,868 You changed your look. 649 00:39:40,945 --> 00:39:43,311 Yeah, this is more me. 650 00:39:44,115 --> 00:39:46,083 Sorry I doubted you, Mike. 651 00:39:46,150 --> 00:39:48,948 - Asian kiss? - Asian kiss. 652 00:39:51,622 --> 00:39:53,487 Congratulations, guys. 653 00:39:53,557 --> 00:39:57,186 - It wasn't pretty, but we're moving on. 654 00:39:57,261 --> 00:40:01,960 And I, for one, am gonna be happy to have regionals and nationals to focus on. 655 00:40:02,032 --> 00:40:05,763 Mr. Schue, we heard the news about Miss Pillsbury marrying the finest dentist alive. 656 00:40:05,836 --> 00:40:08,964 It's all right. We don't need to talk about it. 657 00:40:09,039 --> 00:40:10,199 Now... 658 00:40:10,274 --> 00:40:15,041 I know we've had our, um- our dramas this week... 659 00:40:15,112 --> 00:40:17,376 but our family's back in a happy place... 660 00:40:17,448 --> 00:40:21,714 and I think we should celebrate the best way we know how. 661 00:40:21,786 --> 00:40:25,051 Rachel, so how would you like to solo? 662 00:40:25,122 --> 00:40:28,353 Thanks, but, um, I don't really feel like a solo right now. 663 00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:33,159 I-I'd like to defer to this week's two unsung heroes... 664 00:40:34,198 --> 00:40:36,132 Mercedes and Tina. 665 00:40:37,902 --> 00:40:39,733 Well, don't have to ask me twice. 666 00:40:40,805 --> 00:40:43,797 # Happiness hit her # 667 00:40:43,874 --> 00:40:50,336 # Like a train on a track # 668 00:40:53,417 --> 00:40:56,580 # Coming towards her # 669 00:40:56,654 --> 00:40:58,121 # Stuck still # 670 00:40:58,189 --> 00:41:03,923 # No turning back # 671 00:41:05,062 --> 00:41:08,156 # She hid around corners # 672 00:41:08,232 --> 00:41:11,531 # And she hid under beds # 673 00:41:11,602 --> 00:41:14,662 # She killed it with kisses # 674 00:41:14,738 --> 00:41:18,003 # And from it she fled # 675 00:41:18,075 --> 00:41:21,169 # The dog days are over # 676 00:41:21,245 --> 00:41:24,237 # The dog days are done # 677 00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:27,216 # The horses are coming # 678 00:41:27,284 --> 00:41:30,344 # So you better run # 679 00:41:30,421 --> 00:41:32,013 # Run fast for your mother # 680 00:41:32,089 --> 00:41:33,920 # Run fast for your father # 681 00:41:33,991 --> 00:41:37,518 # Run for your children For your sisters and your brothers # 682 00:41:37,595 --> 00:41:40,086 # Leave all your love and your loving behind # 683 00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:43,099 # You can't carry it with you if you want to survive # 684 00:41:43,167 --> 00:41:46,796 # The dog days are over # 685 00:41:46,871 --> 00:41:50,272 # The dog days are done # 686 00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:53,469 # Can you hear the horses # 687 00:41:53,544 --> 00:41:57,480 # 'Cause here they come # 688 00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:09,059 # And I never wanted # 689 00:42:09,126 --> 00:42:13,290 # Anything from you # 690 00:42:14,965 --> 00:42:21,336 # Except everything you had # 691 00:42:21,405 --> 00:42:26,707 # And what was left after that too # 692 00:42:26,777 --> 00:42:28,574 # Oh # 693 00:42:28,646 --> 00:42:31,638 # Run fast for your mother Run fast for your father # 694 00:42:31,715 --> 00:42:34,843 # Run for your children For your sisters and your brothers # 695 00:42:34,919 --> 00:42:37,979 # Leave all your love and your loving behind # 696 00:42:38,055 --> 00:42:41,252 # You can't carry it with you if you want to survive # 697 00:42:41,325 --> 00:42:43,987 # The dog days are over # 698 00:42:44,061 --> 00:42:47,462 # The dog days are done # 699 00:42:47,531 --> 00:42:50,523 # Can you hear the horses # 700 00:42:50,601 --> 00:42:54,435 # 'Cause here they come # 701 00:42:54,505 --> 00:42:57,440 # Dog days are over # 702 00:42:57,508 --> 00:42:59,305 # Dog days are done # 703 00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:10,218 # Here they come ## 704 00:43:54,264 --> 00:43:55,253 English - US - SDH