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So here's what you missed
on Glee:
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Kurt's trying to get used
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to another school, and Will's
trying to get used to the fact
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that Emma went to Vegas with
her boyfriend
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- and came home married.
- I'm happy for you.
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Brittany thinks Artie's
the best boyfriend ever.
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You're magic, Brittany.
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Which is what Rachel used to
think about Finn.
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But then she learned this
secret about him and Santana
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- which made her super mad.
- Do you think she's prettier than me?
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- Don't answer that.
- So she made out with Puck,
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- which made Finn super mad.
- I'm done with you!
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Because his girlfriends are
always making out with Puck.
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Boyfriend troubles.
I got that covered.
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Considering I'm usually
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the cause of them,
I'd say I'm an expert.
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It's like a thing. And that's
what you missed on Glee.
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(school bell ringing)
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- Hey, Will.
- Hey.
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Are we okay?
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You know, we haven't
really talked
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since I told you
about me and Carl.
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I mean, we haven't
talked at all.
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Are you avoiding me?
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Not at all.
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So, what are you doing for
Christmas this year?
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Just a little quiet time alone
this year.
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Will, you can't spend Christmas
by yourself. That's horrible.
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Look, um, Carl and I are having
a big Christmas Eve party.
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Please at least stop by.
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Well, thanks, Emma, that's very
sweet of you guys, but...
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I think it's best if we just
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keep things separate
for a while.
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Yeah, okay.
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BEISTE:
Okay, educators, gather around.
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It's time to pick
your Secret Santa.
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Everybody's name
is in the tub.
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You get who you get, and you
don't get upset, all right?
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(staff murmuring)
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(school bell ringing)
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BRITTANY:
There.
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Last year, I left my stocking
up over Christmas vacation,
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and an entire family of mice
started living in it.
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Their Christmas gift to
each other was rabies.
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I told my parents that I
only want one thing
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for Christmas this year:
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Stop friend requesting me on
Facebook.
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What are you
asking Santa for?
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- I'm sorry?
- Artie...
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The roads to the North Pole
are getting treacherous.
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You need to write your
letter to Santa really fast
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and get it in
the mail today.
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And remember, even the smallest
envelope is heavy for an elf.
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No way.
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♪ We're on the
island of misfit toys. ♪
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♪ Here we don't want to stay. ♪
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♪ We want to travel
with Santa Claus ♪
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♪ in his magic sleigh. ♪
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♪ A pack full of toys
means a sack full of joys ♪
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♪ for millions of girls and
for millions of boys... ♪
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♪ When Christmas Day is here. ♪
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♪ The most wonderful day
of the year. ♪
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♪ A jack-in-the-box waits for
children to shout... ♪
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♪"Wake up! Don't you know that
it's time to come out?" ♪
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♪ When Christmas Day is here. ♪
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♪ The most wonderful day
of the year. ♪
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♪ Toys galore,
scattered on the floor. ♪
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♪ There's no room for more. ♪
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♪ And it's all because
of Santa Claus. ♪
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♪ A scooter for Jimmy. ♪
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QUINN:
♪ A dolly for Sue. ♪
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♪ The kind that will even say... ♪
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♪ "How do you do?" ♪
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♪ When Christmas Day is here. ♪
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♪ The most wonderful day
of the year. ♪
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How would you like to be
a spotted elephant?
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Or a choo-choo with square
wheels on your caboose?
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Or a water pistol
that shoots... jelly?
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We're all misfits!
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♪ If we're on the island of
unwanted toys, ♪
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♪ we'll miss all the fun
with the girls and the boys ♪
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♪ when Christmas Day is here. ♪
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♪ The most wonderful, wonderful,
wonderful, wonderful, ♪
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♪ wonderful day of the year! ♪
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Hey, guys.
What's this?
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Oh, we're trying to get into
the Christmas spirit, Mr. Shue.
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Christmas is totally my favorite
holiday. And check out
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this awesome tree! I found it on
the side of the road.
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It must have fell off
some guy's car.
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- And the ornaments?
- The guy who lives next door
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finally killed off his elderly mother.
And when they carted him off,
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they left the house, like,
wide open, so...
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I think she was
a holiday hoarder.
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Uh... And the presents?
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I lifted them from a display at the mall.
But don't worry. They're empty.
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Guys, look,
I appreciate the effort,
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but this isn't what Christmas is
supposed to be like.
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For us, it is.
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This tree is like a mascot for
Glee Club.
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We won Sectionals
two years in a row,
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and according to everyone
at this school, we still suck.
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...this reindeer sweater last
year...
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- Ooh!
- Ho-Ho-Ho, losers.
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Haha!
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I'm pretty sure they just added
food coloring
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to real slush
from the parking lot.
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You can eat that,
you know.
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No, no. I am not
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gonna let you guys throw
yourselves a pity party.
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Look, I'm the first one to say
that things haven't turned out
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exactly how I would have liked
them to this year, but Christmas
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is all about being grateful for
the things that did.
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I thought that was Thanksgiving.
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And this year, Glee Club is
going to lend a hand
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to the McKinney-Vento Homeless
Children and Youth program
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- right here in Lima.
- How are we going to do that?
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The only way we know how:
By singing about it.
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We're going to go classroom
to classroom,
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caroling, to raise money for
McKinney-Vento.
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Wait, classrooms in this school?
With like, students in them?
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Well, if there are no students
in them, there will be no one
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to put money in the collection
box while we sing.
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We're gonna be killed.
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No, guys, it's Christmas...
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A time for miracles.
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We got to try this.
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Finn's right.
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So let's start rehearsing.
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This year, Glee Club's going
full Santa.
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♪ Haul out the holly. ♪
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♪ Put up the tree before my
spirit falls again! ♪
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♪ Fill up the stocking. ♪
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♪ I may be rushing things,
but deck the halls again now... ♪
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- You suck!
- Who goes caroling with a band?
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I'd seriously rather be learning.
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♪ For we need a little Christmas... ♪
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You're making me hate Christmas!
♪ Right this very minute... ♪
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♪ Candles in the wind... ♪
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(music stops)
GIRL: Yeah, that's right, leave!
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- You suck! I hate you!
- FINN: Go, go, go!
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RACHEL: I can't believe
that that teacher
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let those students speak
to us like that.
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I can't believe she
threw her shoe at us.
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I guess we're done caroling.
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No, we're not, guys.
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We can't let what just happened
ruin our Christmas spirit.
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Mr. Shue got us this beautiful
tree to inspire us.
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We're gonna practice now, and
gear up for round two tomorrow.
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Pretty soon,
no one will bully us.
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Santa Claus can do anything,
and this year,
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I asked for the Glee Club to
stop getting picked on.
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She's kidding, right?
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Guys, this is serious.
Listen up.
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Brittany still believes
in Santa Claus.
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(stifled laughter)
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- You cannot be serious.
- Last week, Brittany believed a comb had magic powers.
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- This is kind of a pattern.
- QUINN: She's gonna find out sooner or later.
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Would you mind, um...
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- meeting me at the auditorium tomorrow at 4:00?
- Sure.
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- Okay, somebody needs to break the news to her.
- Uh-uh. Don't look at me.
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I mean, I'm cruel and all,
but that's just hardcore.
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Right! That's my point!
Hear me out.
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Remember when you were a kid,
how excited you would get
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when you would think
about Santa Claus?
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How awesome it was?
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Christmas was the highlight
of the year.
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Why wouldn't you want to keep
someone's world
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magical for a little while
longer?
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- How?
- I've got it all figured out.
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Can I be honest?
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I don't understand the difference
between an elf and a slave.
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(shouting)
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I'm not sitting
on that guy's lap.
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Santas' laps are always
really warm, and it's creepy.
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We all have to sit on Santa's lap.
If Brittany sees that we
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all still believe, it will make
her strong enough to withstand
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all the Santa naysayers
in the world.
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Which is everyone
over the age of six.
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I'm pretty sure
this isn't going to work.
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That guy doesn't
even look like Santa.
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Trust me, all Brittany's gonna
see is the suit.
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She wants to believe in him.
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Mercedes, get up there.
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Go, Mercedes, go, Mercedes, go.
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MERCEDES:
I've been a very good girl, Santa.
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I want a pony, and a doll
that laughs and cries and...
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(sniffs)
One of us smells like McDonalds.
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I would like Puckerman to
love me. He's a fox.
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I would also like
sweet potato fries.
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I want bling. I can't be any
more specific than that.
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Okay, wait, hold up.
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Please tell me that is a roll
of Certs in your pocket.
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Do you have anything
for stretch marks?
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ChapStick. Lots of ChapStick.
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I want Channing Tatum
to stop being in stuff.
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When does Asian Santa arrive?
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Next.
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Just know, you have rights.
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SANTA:
Ho, ho, ho!
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- What's your name?
- Brittany.
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You've gotten really tan.
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That's because at the North Pole
there's a hole in the ozone.
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(laughs)
You're amazing.
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I know you're really busy,
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so I only want one
thing for Christmas.
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Do you see my
boyfriend over there?
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For Christmas, I want
him to be able to walk.
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You can do that,
can't you, Santa?
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Sure... I'm on it.
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- Thank you so much, Santa.
- Now we're screwed.
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Now, remember,
it has to be lush and romantic.
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Why?
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Because I am very specific
when I give a gift.
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You don't know how many kittens
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I've given away because they
haven't been just right.
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So, do you like my
winter wonderland?
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Well, I don't really like
artificial Christmas trees.
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I like real ones.
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They smell amazing.
That's kind of the whole point.
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Right.
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Anyway...
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Merry Christmas.
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Being a Jew, I generally
don't give Christmas gifts,
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but considering how much you
care about the holiday
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I figured I'd
make an exception.
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Just... Read it.
It's a note.
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"The bearer of this note is
entitled to one song
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of Rachel Berry's choosing,
sung to him or her with love."
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At least it's not a kitten.
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- Come sit.
- I... I don't think so.
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I know what you're trying to do,
and it's not going to work.
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Look, not letting me apologize
isn't fair.
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I've let you apologize
plenty, and I know
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that Christmas is supposed to
be about forgiveness but...
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I'm not ready to forgive you,
so please stop trying to make me.
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- Should we, like, leave?
- No.
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Whether it's a heart attack or
heartbreak,
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just like on Broadway,
the show must go on.
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Besides, the AV Club worked so
hard on the snow.
241
00:11:01,013 --> 00:11:04,615
♪ Greeting cards
have all been sent. ♪
242
00:11:04,682 --> 00:11:08,819
♪ The Christmas rush
is through. ♪
243
00:11:08,870 --> 00:11:14,041
♪ But I still have
one wish to make: ♪
244
00:11:14,126 --> 00:11:18,229
♪ A special one for you. ♪
245
00:11:20,132 --> 00:11:25,920
♪ Merry Christmas, darling. ♪
246
00:11:26,004 --> 00:11:31,008
♪ We're apart, that's true. ♪
247
00:11:31,076 --> 00:11:36,814
♪ But I can dream,
and in my dreams, ♪
248
00:11:36,881 --> 00:11:42,219
♪ I'm Christmasing with you. ♪
249
00:11:42,270 --> 00:11:47,724
♪ Holidays are joyful. ♪
250
00:11:47,776 --> 00:11:53,431
♪ There's always something new. ♪
251
00:11:53,498 --> 00:12:04,508
♪ But every day's a holiday
when I'm near to you. ♪
252
00:12:04,576 --> 00:12:08,379
♪ Oh, the lights on my tree, ♪
253
00:12:08,447 --> 00:12:11,348
♪ I wish you could see. ♪
254
00:12:11,416 --> 00:12:14,018
♪ I wish it every day. ♪
255
00:12:14,085 --> 00:12:16,587
♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah... ♪
256
00:12:16,655 --> 00:12:22,460
♪ And the logs on the fire
fill me with desire ♪
257
00:12:22,527 --> 00:12:27,498
♪ to see you and to say ♪
258
00:12:27,566 --> 00:12:34,538
♪ that I wish you Merry Christmas. ♪
♪ Merry Christmas, darling... ♪
259
00:12:34,606 --> 00:12:39,126
♪ Happy New Year, too. ♪
260
00:12:39,211 --> 00:12:44,081
♪ I've just one wish
on this Christmas Eve: ♪
261
00:12:44,149 --> 00:12:45,616
♪ On this Christmas Eve... ♪
262
00:12:45,684 --> 00:12:52,089
♪ I wish I were with you. ♪
263
00:12:52,157 --> 00:12:54,592
♪ I wish I were... ♪
264
00:12:54,659 --> 00:12:56,594
♪ with... ♪
265
00:12:56,645 --> 00:13:00,848
♪ You... ♪
♪ Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas. ♪
266
00:13:00,932 --> 00:13:02,566
♪ Merry Christmas... ♪
267
00:13:02,634 --> 00:13:06,370
♪ Merry Christmas... ♪
♪ Merry Christmas... ♪
268
00:13:06,438 --> 00:13:14,695
♪ Darling... ♪
♪ Darling... ♪
269
00:13:32,697 --> 00:13:35,099
(sighs)
270
00:13:36,668 --> 00:13:38,235
(thud)
271
00:13:38,303 --> 00:13:39,236
Hey.
272
00:13:39,304 --> 00:13:40,838
You scared me.
273
00:13:40,906 --> 00:13:43,541
Good. Because I'm
actually Marley's ghost, and
274
00:13:43,608 --> 00:13:46,009
(whispers):
I'm here to tell you
275
00:13:46,061 --> 00:13:48,012
to stop studying so hard.
276
00:13:48,079 --> 00:13:49,647
KURT:
Hmm. What's with the boom box?
277
00:13:49,714 --> 00:13:52,049
I need you to sing with me.
Well, rehearse with me.
278
00:13:52,117 --> 00:13:54,451
I got a gig singing
"Baby, It's Cold Outside"
279
00:13:54,519 --> 00:13:56,287
in the King's Island
Christmas Spectacular.
280
00:13:56,354 --> 00:13:58,055
Ah, a personal favorite.
281
00:13:58,123 --> 00:14:00,758
Too bad they'd never
let us sing it together.
282
00:14:00,825 --> 00:14:03,561
I mean, as two... artists.
283
00:14:03,628 --> 00:14:06,430
Mmm. So you going to
help me out here?
284
00:14:06,498 --> 00:14:08,299
Anything to get me to stop
reading about Charlemagne.
285
00:14:08,366 --> 00:14:10,100
Very good, then.
286
00:14:11,436 --> 00:14:14,505
("Baby, It's Cold Outside"
begins)
287
00:14:20,078 --> 00:14:22,079
♪ I really can't stay. ♪
288
00:14:22,147 --> 00:14:24,582
♪ But baby,
it's cold outside. ♪
289
00:14:24,649 --> 00:14:26,049
♪ I've got to go away. ♪
290
00:14:26,101 --> 00:14:28,219
♪ But baby, it's cold outside. ♪
291
00:14:28,286 --> 00:14:29,787
♪ This evening has been... ♪
292
00:14:29,854 --> 00:14:32,823
♪ Been hoping that
you'd drop in. ♪
293
00:14:32,891 --> 00:14:36,927
♪ So very nice. ♪
♪ I'll hold your hands, ♪
294
00:14:36,995 --> 00:14:38,762
♪ they're just like ice. ♪
295
00:14:38,830 --> 00:14:40,664
♪ My mother will
start to worry. ♪
296
00:14:40,732 --> 00:14:42,099
♪ Beautiful,
what's your hurry? ♪
297
00:14:42,167 --> 00:14:45,035
♪ My father will be
pacing the floor. ♪
298
00:14:45,103 --> 00:14:47,471
♪ Listen to the fireplace roar. ♪
299
00:14:47,539 --> 00:14:49,607
♪ So really, I'd better scurry. ♪
300
00:14:49,674 --> 00:14:51,308
♪ Beautiful,
please don't hurry. ♪
301
00:14:51,376 --> 00:14:53,310
♪ But maybe just
half a drink more. ♪
302
00:14:53,378 --> 00:14:55,746
♪ Put some records
on while I pour. ♪
303
00:14:55,814 --> 00:14:59,250
♪ The neighbors might faint. ♪
♪ Baby, it's bad out there. ♪
304
00:14:59,317 --> 00:15:00,818
♪ Say, what's in this drink? ♪
305
00:15:00,885 --> 00:15:03,821
♪ No cabs to be had out there. ♪
306
00:15:03,888 --> 00:15:06,923
♪ I wish I knew how... ♪
♪ Your eyes are like starlight now. ♪
307
00:15:06,975 --> 00:15:08,642
♪ To break this spell. ♪
308
00:15:08,727 --> 00:15:13,230
♪ I'll take your hat,
your hair looks swell. ♪
309
00:15:13,298 --> 00:15:15,466
♪ I ought to say
"No, no, no, sir." ♪
310
00:15:15,533 --> 00:15:17,434
♪ Mind if I move in closer? ♪
311
00:15:17,502 --> 00:15:19,570
♪ At least I'm gonna
say that I tried. ♪
312
00:15:19,638 --> 00:15:21,322
♪ What's the sense
in hurting my pride? ♪
313
00:15:21,406 --> 00:15:22,706
♪ I really can't stay. ♪
314
00:15:22,774 --> 00:15:24,508
♪ Baby, don't hold out. ♪
315
00:15:24,576 --> 00:15:29,446
BOTH:
♪ Oh, but it's cold outside. ♪
316
00:15:32,984 --> 00:15:35,286
♪ I've gotta get home. ♪
317
00:15:35,353 --> 00:15:38,222
♪ But baby,
you'd freeze out there. ♪
318
00:15:38,290 --> 00:15:40,190
♪ Say, lend me a coat. ♪
319
00:15:40,258 --> 00:15:42,159
♪ It's up to your knees
out there. ♪
320
00:15:42,227 --> 00:15:43,527
♪ You've really been grand. ♪
321
00:15:43,595 --> 00:15:45,696
♪ I thrill when
you touch my hand. ♪
322
00:15:45,764 --> 00:15:47,398
♪ But don't you see? ♪
323
00:15:47,465 --> 00:15:51,869
♪ How can you do
this thing to me? ♪
324
00:15:51,936 --> 00:15:53,771
♪ There's bound to be
talk tomorrow. ♪
325
00:15:53,838 --> 00:15:55,539
♪ Think of my
life-long sorrow... ♪
326
00:15:55,607 --> 00:15:57,608
♪ At least there will be
plenty implied. ♪
327
00:15:57,676 --> 00:16:00,044
♪ If you got pneumonia
and died. ♪
328
00:16:00,111 --> 00:16:01,812
♪ I really can't stay. ♪
329
00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:04,148
♪ Get over that hold out. ♪
330
00:16:07,085 --> 00:16:11,255
♪ Ooh, baby, it's cold... ♪
♪ Oh, but it's cold... ♪
331
00:16:11,323 --> 00:16:17,127
♪ Outside! ♪
♪ Outside! ♪
332
00:16:20,365 --> 00:16:21,598
I think you're ready.
333
00:16:23,001 --> 00:16:25,269
Well, for the record,
334
00:16:25,337 --> 00:16:27,671
you are much better than
that girl's going to be.
335
00:16:30,141 --> 00:16:32,343
Hey.
336
00:16:32,410 --> 00:16:34,111
Mr. Schuester.
337
00:16:34,179 --> 00:16:35,379
(both chuckling)
338
00:16:35,447 --> 00:16:37,715
Oh, good to see you, Kurt.
339
00:16:37,782 --> 00:16:39,182
Someone special?
340
00:16:40,385 --> 00:16:41,785
No, just a friend.
341
00:16:41,853 --> 00:16:44,021
But on the upside,
I am in love with him,
342
00:16:44,089 --> 00:16:46,056
and he's actually gay.
I call that progress.
343
00:16:46,124 --> 00:16:48,592
(sighs)
How you doing?
344
00:16:48,660 --> 00:16:50,594
Classes are harder,
but the kids are kinder.
345
00:16:50,662 --> 00:16:52,496
But I miss you guys a lot,
though.
346
00:16:52,564 --> 00:16:53,997
So what brings you here?
347
00:16:54,065 --> 00:16:55,766
Are you looking
for teaching at a place
348
00:16:55,834 --> 00:16:57,534
where pencils aren't
primarily used as weapons?
349
00:16:57,602 --> 00:17:00,871
Actually, I need
some holiday help.
350
00:17:00,939 --> 00:17:03,073
I don't know if you know this,
351
00:17:03,141 --> 00:17:05,943
but I am really bad
at Christmas shopping.
352
00:17:09,347 --> 00:17:11,081
Oh, honey,
just what I wanted.
353
00:17:11,149 --> 00:17:13,550
Jumper cables.
354
00:17:13,618 --> 00:17:16,553
This year, I drew Sue
in the office pool Secret Santa.
355
00:17:16,621 --> 00:17:19,790
And I tell you,
I can't think of anything good.
356
00:17:19,858 --> 00:17:21,225
And you are so great
at shopping,
357
00:17:21,292 --> 00:17:23,861
- I thought I'd...
- I have the perfect idea.
358
00:17:23,928 --> 00:17:25,729
(school bell ringing)
359
00:17:25,797 --> 00:17:28,165
I think I can tell
who wrapped that.
360
00:17:28,233 --> 00:17:29,333
Who's it for?
361
00:17:29,401 --> 00:17:30,601
Oh, Sue.
362
00:17:30,668 --> 00:17:32,870
I drew her as my Secret Santa.
363
00:17:32,937 --> 00:17:35,139
Wait a minute.
That's not possible.
364
00:17:35,206 --> 00:17:39,343
- Sue's my Secret Santa.
- No, Sue's my Secret Santa.
365
00:17:39,411 --> 00:17:42,146
I'm everybody's Secret Santa.
366
00:17:42,213 --> 00:17:43,947
Yeah, you can just
drop those wherever.
367
00:17:44,015 --> 00:17:45,649
You rigged Secret Santa?
368
00:17:45,717 --> 00:17:47,418
How? It was my idea.
369
00:17:47,485 --> 00:17:49,319
Well, you're not the only person
at this school
370
00:17:49,387 --> 00:17:51,054
who consumes protein powder
by the tubful.
371
00:17:52,590 --> 00:17:54,725
Remember when I told you
I was taking
372
00:17:54,793 --> 00:17:57,828
all those science textbooks
to an exorcist?
373
00:17:57,896 --> 00:17:59,997
Well, that's what we call
a diversion.
374
00:18:04,502 --> 00:18:06,737
You filled your tub
with your name only.
375
00:18:06,805 --> 00:18:07,905
You're a regular
Agatha Christie,
376
00:18:07,972 --> 00:18:09,940
except even more sexless.
377
00:18:10,008 --> 00:18:13,877
See, people, I hate Christmas,
but I love presents.
378
00:18:13,945 --> 00:18:14,912
Ah, look at this.
379
00:18:14,979 --> 00:18:16,413
It's a track suit
380
00:18:16,481 --> 00:18:18,482
with a fur-lined hood
for the winter months.
381
00:18:18,550 --> 00:18:19,683
Thanks, fella.
382
00:18:19,751 --> 00:18:20,684
That was Kurt's idea.
383
00:18:20,752 --> 00:18:21,785
Ah-ah-ah, William.
384
00:18:21,853 --> 00:18:23,120
These gifts are legally mine.
385
00:18:23,188 --> 00:18:25,189
Now, you may or may
not be aware of this,
386
00:18:25,256 --> 00:18:27,290
but I'm an honorary officer
of the Lima Police Department,
387
00:18:27,342 --> 00:18:29,343
and if you take my property
out of my office,
388
00:18:29,427 --> 00:18:31,695
I will pick up that phone and
have you arrested for theft.
389
00:18:31,763 --> 00:18:34,164
We are not going to let you
steal Christmas, Sue.
390
00:18:34,232 --> 00:18:36,467
- You're not going to get away with this.
- I think I already have.
391
00:18:36,534 --> 00:18:39,036
William, Elmo, you,
392
00:18:39,103 --> 00:18:40,704
get the hell out of my office.
393
00:18:42,340 --> 00:18:45,242
I just got to say, this
is a really expensive blender.
394
00:18:45,310 --> 00:18:47,311
It's top of the line.
395
00:18:55,753 --> 00:18:57,120
(school bell ringing)
396
00:18:57,188 --> 00:18:58,322
At ease, Becky.
397
00:18:59,728 --> 00:19:01,663
(school bell ringing)
398
00:19:05,234 --> 00:19:07,435
I'm gonna stop you right here.
Why are you wearing that hat?
399
00:19:07,503 --> 00:19:08,837
Because it's Christmas
and it's fun.
400
00:19:08,904 --> 00:19:10,505
No, it's offensive.
You're wearing a Santa Claus hat,
401
00:19:10,573 --> 00:19:12,407
and yet you're handing me
no gifts. I need gifts.
402
00:19:12,474 --> 00:19:13,942
- You want my hat?
- It's a start.
403
00:19:16,445 --> 00:19:17,445
Coach, we've got a problem.
404
00:19:19,081 --> 00:19:20,215
WILL:
Thanks, guys.
405
00:19:20,282 --> 00:19:22,383
Those go under the tree
in the choir room.
406
00:19:22,451 --> 00:19:24,586
Plop it down there.
Thank you.
407
00:19:24,653 --> 00:19:26,054
Can you believe it?
408
00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:28,690
Six different people
got Sue a Shake Weight.
409
00:19:28,757 --> 00:19:30,892
Mmm.
410
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:32,660
Becky, go into the glove box
of my LeCar
411
00:19:32,728 --> 00:19:35,797
and bring me my tear gas.
Then, get me Gloria Allred.
412
00:19:36,999 --> 00:19:38,566
Merry Christmas, Sue.
413
00:19:38,634 --> 00:19:40,401
As you can see, we're
repo'ing your gifts.
414
00:19:40,469 --> 00:19:42,537
Most can't be returned
415
00:19:42,605 --> 00:19:44,706
since you inexplicably opened
all of them.
416
00:19:44,773 --> 00:19:46,674
And I licked each one
so no one would touch them.
417
00:19:46,742 --> 00:19:48,176
So the staff has
agreed to donate them
418
00:19:48,244 --> 00:19:50,311
to the homeless kids
at McKinney-Vento.
419
00:19:50,379 --> 00:19:51,779
I mean, what is your
problem anyway?
420
00:19:51,847 --> 00:19:53,381
Were you one
of those kids
421
00:19:53,449 --> 00:19:54,749
who never got presents
at Christmas?
422
00:19:54,817 --> 00:19:57,051
Yes, Dr. Laura.
As a matter of fact, I was,
423
00:19:57,119 --> 00:19:58,686
and I'm making up for it now.
424
00:19:58,754 --> 00:20:00,221
Face it, Sue. We won.
425
00:20:00,289 --> 00:20:02,357
This will not stand.
426
00:20:02,424 --> 00:20:04,993
I have legal rights
to those gifts.
427
00:20:05,060 --> 00:20:06,427
You know what, Sue?
You don't.
428
00:20:06,495 --> 00:20:07,862
I checked with
Human Resources,
429
00:20:07,930 --> 00:20:09,564
and because you
misrepresented yourself,
430
00:20:09,632 --> 00:20:12,367
it is within our legal right
to take back these gifts.
431
00:20:12,434 --> 00:20:14,702
Ho, ho, ho.
432
00:20:15,871 --> 00:20:17,038
(Beiste chuckling)
433
00:20:19,541 --> 00:20:21,609
You know what you are, Sue?
434
00:20:21,677 --> 00:20:22,710
You're a grinch.
435
00:20:27,950 --> 00:20:29,417
Are you guys punking me?
436
00:20:29,485 --> 00:20:31,419
I thought we were cool after
you sang me that song.
437
00:20:31,487 --> 00:20:33,154
This is serious, Coach.
438
00:20:33,222 --> 00:20:35,390
Remember when you were a kid,
the way you felt
439
00:20:35,457 --> 00:20:37,025
when you came downstairs
on Christmas morning,
440
00:20:37,092 --> 00:20:38,426
seeing that Santa had come?
441
00:20:38,494 --> 00:20:40,228
I do love Santa Claus.
442
00:20:40,296 --> 00:20:42,830
One year, I asked him
for a full set of free weights.
443
00:20:42,898 --> 00:20:45,300
Kept asking my dad,
"How did Santy get
444
00:20:45,367 --> 00:20:46,801
those 75-pound dumbbells
down the chimney?"
445
00:20:46,869 --> 00:20:48,903
Should have suspected something
446
00:20:48,971 --> 00:20:51,105
when Dad was in traction
until the end of January.
447
00:20:51,173 --> 00:20:52,840
You've got the perfect
Santa body type.
448
00:20:52,908 --> 00:20:53,908
Watch it, Puckerman.
449
00:20:53,976 --> 00:20:55,443
Look, we rented the suit.
450
00:20:55,511 --> 00:20:56,644
All you need to do
is put it on.
451
00:20:56,712 --> 00:20:58,579
Just tell her
that you can't give her
452
00:20:58,647 --> 00:21:00,081
the gift of me
walking this year.
453
00:21:00,149 --> 00:21:02,116
That seems so harsh
and not at all like Santa.
454
00:21:02,184 --> 00:21:03,635
She asked Santa
for the impossible:
455
00:21:03,719 --> 00:21:05,119
Me walking again.
456
00:21:05,187 --> 00:21:07,055
If Christmas morning
comes around and I'm not
457
00:21:07,122 --> 00:21:09,891
dancing in Glee Club rehearsal
with no personal explanation
458
00:21:09,959 --> 00:21:12,226
from her idol, she's going
to lose faith in Old Saint Nick,
459
00:21:12,294 --> 00:21:13,628
and we can't have that.
460
00:21:13,696 --> 00:21:15,063
Tell her the elves
are working on it.
461
00:21:15,130 --> 00:21:17,865
Elves have awesome cord blood
for stem cell research,
462
00:21:17,933 --> 00:21:20,101
but these advances
are a few years away.
463
00:21:21,303 --> 00:21:22,704
Okay.
464
00:21:22,771 --> 00:21:25,039
Great. And then we need you
to break into her house.
465
00:21:25,107 --> 00:21:26,908
- What? No, no way!
- The back door will be open.
466
00:21:26,976 --> 00:21:30,745
I talked to her parents. They
really want her to believe, too.
467
00:21:30,813 --> 00:21:32,813
(school bell ringing)
468
00:21:32,865 --> 00:21:34,382
BECKY:
Look, Coach.
469
00:21:34,450 --> 00:21:36,751
The janitor staff
got you hideous gloves.
470
00:21:36,818 --> 00:21:38,219
SUE:
Give me those.
471
00:21:38,287 --> 00:21:39,587
They'll come in handy.
472
00:21:39,655 --> 00:21:41,356
No fingerprints.
473
00:21:41,423 --> 00:21:43,558
Suit up, Becky.
474
00:21:43,625 --> 00:21:47,295
I don't understand
why we have to dress up, Coach.
475
00:21:47,346 --> 00:21:50,465
Well, this way,
if anyone sees us,
476
00:21:50,532 --> 00:21:53,134
we'll have plausible
deniability.
477
00:21:53,202 --> 00:21:55,236
I repeat, you are a "rein-dog."
478
00:21:55,304 --> 00:21:57,138
Trust me, they're real.
479
00:21:57,206 --> 00:21:58,106
How am I looking?
480
00:21:58,173 --> 00:21:59,140
Fantastic, Coach.
481
00:21:59,208 --> 00:22:01,042
Yeah, you know, Becky,
482
00:22:01,110 --> 00:22:03,177
my mastery of camouflage
is the only thing
483
00:22:03,245 --> 00:22:04,862
that kept me
from being court-martialed
484
00:22:04,947 --> 00:22:06,981
after that My Lai
misunderstanding.
485
00:22:07,049 --> 00:22:08,282
Copy that.
486
00:22:08,350 --> 00:22:10,818
Now, let's go get
what is rightfully mine.
487
00:22:10,886 --> 00:22:12,553
Schuester thinks I'm a grinch,
488
00:22:12,621 --> 00:22:14,188
well, that's exactly
what he's gonna get.
489
00:22:14,256 --> 00:22:16,124
("You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch"
playing)
490
00:22:16,191 --> 00:22:17,458
(wheels squeaking)
491
00:22:20,212 --> 00:22:25,049
♪ You're a mean one,
Sue the Grinch. ♪
492
00:22:25,134 --> 00:22:29,037
♪ You really are a heel. ♪
493
00:22:29,104 --> 00:22:33,374
♪ You're as cuddly as a cactus,
you're as charming as an eel, ♪
494
00:22:33,442 --> 00:22:35,610
♪ Sue the Grinch. ♪
495
00:22:35,677 --> 00:22:42,917
♪ You're a bad banana with a...
A greasy black peel. ♪
496
00:22:48,023 --> 00:22:51,909
♪ You're a monster,
Sue the Grinch. ♪
497
00:22:51,994 --> 00:22:56,664
♪ Your heart's an empty hole. ♪
498
00:22:56,732 --> 00:22:58,032
♪ Your brain is full of spiders. ♪
499
00:22:58,083 --> 00:23:02,804
♪ You've got garlic in your soul,
Sue the Grinch. ♪
500
00:23:02,871 --> 00:23:08,543
♪ I wouldn't touch you with
a 39-and-a-half-foot pole. ♪
501
00:23:10,212 --> 00:23:14,615
♪ You're a foul one,
Sue the Grinch. ♪
502
00:23:14,683 --> 00:23:18,319
♪ You're a nasty, wasty skunk. ♪
503
00:23:18,387 --> 00:23:21,189
♪ Your heart is full of
unwashed socks. ♪
504
00:23:21,256 --> 00:23:24,292
♪ Your soul is full of gunk,
Sue the Grinch. ♪
505
00:23:28,313 --> 00:23:30,298
Becky, load it up.
506
00:23:34,336 --> 00:23:35,803
Santa?
507
00:23:35,871 --> 00:23:38,439
Why, Brittany.
508
00:23:38,507 --> 00:23:40,775
What are you doing here?
509
00:23:40,843 --> 00:23:44,378
I'm bringing a gift to put under
the tree for the homeless kids.
510
00:23:44,446 --> 00:23:45,813
It's a dollhouse.
511
00:23:45,881 --> 00:23:47,248
At least their dolls
won't be homeless.
512
00:23:48,317 --> 00:23:50,284
What are you doing, Santa?
513
00:23:50,352 --> 00:23:53,254
Well, you see, Brittany,
uh, one of the lights
514
00:23:53,305 --> 00:23:54,822
on the tree
isn't working.
515
00:23:54,890 --> 00:23:57,658
So I'm bringing it back
home to my workshop.
516
00:23:57,726 --> 00:24:00,728
I'll fix it up there,
and I'll bring it back here.
517
00:24:01,730 --> 00:24:02,497
Oh.
518
00:24:04,700 --> 00:24:06,968
Shuffle on home.
519
00:24:11,807 --> 00:24:13,641
(wheels squeaking)
520
00:24:26,814 --> 00:24:28,064
(school bell ringing)
521
00:24:28,149 --> 00:24:29,983
(whistling)
522
00:24:32,987 --> 00:24:34,287
They took everything.
523
00:24:34,355 --> 00:24:35,689
Including all of Sue's
Secret Santa gifts
524
00:24:35,756 --> 00:24:37,123
we were gonna give
to the homeless kids.
525
00:24:37,191 --> 00:24:38,625
RACHEL:
Only further proof
526
00:24:38,693 --> 00:24:40,427
that everyone in this school
hates us no matter what we do.
527
00:24:40,495 --> 00:24:42,028
It's not the school.
528
00:24:42,096 --> 00:24:43,363
It's Sue.
She did this.
529
00:24:43,431 --> 00:24:45,065
It wasn't Sue, it was Santa.
530
00:24:45,132 --> 00:24:46,933
He said a light was out on
the tree, he'd fix everything.
531
00:24:47,001 --> 00:24:48,168
We just need to let him
do his thing.
532
00:24:50,588 --> 00:24:53,673
Okay.
533
00:24:53,741 --> 00:24:55,008
Are you sure
534
00:24:55,076 --> 00:24:56,877
Santa was a boy
and not a girl, Brittany?
535
00:24:56,944 --> 00:24:58,061
I swear on my life.
536
00:24:58,145 --> 00:24:59,513
Santa's a boy.
Everybody knows that.
537
00:24:59,580 --> 00:25:01,047
It was probably one of the boys
on the football team.
538
00:25:03,217 --> 00:25:05,018
I guess it wasn't Sue.
539
00:25:05,086 --> 00:25:06,486
So our tree is gone.
540
00:25:06,554 --> 00:25:08,088
So our presents are missing.
541
00:25:08,155 --> 00:25:10,323
Santa's probably fixing any
dents or chips as we speak.
542
00:25:10,391 --> 00:25:13,093
FINN:
All around the world today,
543
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:15,128
way worse things have happened
to people than this.
544
00:25:15,196 --> 00:25:17,497
Sorry, but I'm not going
to let this get us down.
545
00:25:18,933 --> 00:25:20,233
'Tis the season.
546
00:25:20,301 --> 00:25:22,202
I agree. Come on, guys,
let's clean this up.
547
00:25:24,422 --> 00:25:27,073
Come on.
(claps)
548
00:25:27,124 --> 00:25:28,842
Finn.
549
00:25:28,909 --> 00:25:30,844
You and I are
the leaders of this club.
550
00:25:30,912 --> 00:25:32,946
All right,
we need to fix this.
551
00:25:33,014 --> 00:25:34,948
We have to put everything
that's happened behind us
552
00:25:35,016 --> 00:25:37,934
and save Christmas
for the Glee Club.
553
00:25:38,019 --> 00:25:40,253
I want to make this right.
554
00:25:40,321 --> 00:25:42,923
(school bell ringing)
555
00:25:47,261 --> 00:25:49,279
You smell kind of funny.
556
00:25:49,363 --> 00:25:51,298
Oh, I, um,
557
00:25:51,365 --> 00:25:53,283
I put this on
for the car ride over.
558
00:25:53,367 --> 00:25:55,635
I know how much you love
the smell of Christmas pine.
559
00:25:55,703 --> 00:25:57,637
But guess I don't
really need it
560
00:25:57,705 --> 00:25:59,773
now that we have the real thing.
561
00:26:01,609 --> 00:26:03,476
It's so cold out.
562
00:26:03,544 --> 00:26:05,412
It's cuddle weather.
563
00:26:05,479 --> 00:26:08,415
It's unseasonably warm, actually,
for this time of year, but, uh...
564
00:26:08,466 --> 00:26:11,351
I just, I really wanted
to come here with you.
565
00:26:11,419 --> 00:26:14,154
I mean, the Christmas tree is
the foundation of Christmas.
566
00:26:14,221 --> 00:26:16,089
It's the hearth of
the Christmas home.
567
00:26:16,157 --> 00:26:18,558
Without it, there wouldn't be
anywhere to hang the ornaments
568
00:26:18,626 --> 00:26:20,560
or put the presents under.
569
00:26:20,628 --> 00:26:21,561
Yeah, yeah.
570
00:26:21,629 --> 00:26:22,896
Whenever we put the tree up,
571
00:26:22,964 --> 00:26:24,164
I always knew
Christmas was really here.
572
00:26:24,231 --> 00:26:27,100
This one's too small.
573
00:26:27,168 --> 00:26:28,568
- But, uh...
- Oh, I love this song.
574
00:26:28,636 --> 00:26:29,986
It's, uh, it's my
favorite Christmas song.
575
00:26:30,071 --> 00:26:31,004
It's Wham!
576
00:26:31,072 --> 00:26:32,522
Yeah, yeah.
577
00:26:32,607 --> 00:26:33,573
Cool.
578
00:26:33,641 --> 00:26:35,108
Um...
579
00:26:35,176 --> 00:26:36,977
I'm going to look down
this row of Frasier firs.
580
00:26:37,044 --> 00:26:38,912
Maybe you could
check out the Douglases
581
00:26:38,980 --> 00:26:40,614
and I'll meet you at the end.
582
00:26:40,681 --> 00:26:42,716
Okay.
583
00:26:42,783 --> 00:26:45,085
(Wham!'s "Last Christmas"
playing)
584
00:26:50,257 --> 00:26:54,361
♪ Last Christmas
I gave you my heart, ♪
585
00:26:54,428 --> 00:26:59,032
♪ but the very next day,
you gave it away. ♪
586
00:26:59,100 --> 00:27:03,470
♪ This year,
to save me from tears, ♪
587
00:27:03,537 --> 00:27:08,708
♪ I'll give it
to someone special. ♪
588
00:27:08,776 --> 00:27:12,912
♪ Once bitten and twice shy, ♪
589
00:27:12,980 --> 00:27:17,951
♪ I keep my distance,
but you still catch my eye. ♪
590
00:27:18,019 --> 00:27:21,354
♪ Tell me, baby,
do you recognize me? ♪
591
00:27:21,422 --> 00:27:23,723
♪ Oh... ♪
♪ Well, it's been a year... ♪
592
00:27:23,791 --> 00:27:26,893
♪ It doesn't surprise me. ♪
593
00:27:26,961 --> 00:27:27,861
♪ Christmas... ♪
594
00:27:27,928 --> 00:27:30,530
♪ I wrapped it up and sent it ♪
595
00:27:30,581 --> 00:27:32,699
♪ with a note saying ♪
596
00:27:32,767 --> 00:27:35,235
♪ "I love you," I meant it. ♪
597
00:27:35,302 --> 00:27:38,772
♪ Now I know
what a fool I've been. ♪
598
00:27:38,839 --> 00:27:41,241
♪ But if you kissed me now, ♪
599
00:27:41,308 --> 00:27:46,646
♪ I know you'd fool me again. ♪
600
00:27:46,645 --> 00:27:48,265
♪ Last Christmas,
I gave you my heart, ♪
601
00:27:48,282 --> 00:27:51,818
♪ And the very next day,
you gave it away. ♪
602
00:27:51,886 --> 00:27:52,719
♪ Gave it away... ♪
603
00:27:52,787 --> 00:27:57,657
♪ This year,
to save me from tears, ♪
604
00:27:57,725 --> 00:28:02,195
♪ I'll give it to someone special. ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh... ♪
605
00:28:02,263 --> 00:28:05,699
♪ Last Christmas,
I gave you my heart... ♪
606
00:28:05,750 --> 00:28:08,001
♪ Oh, oh... ♪
607
00:28:08,068 --> 00:28:16,509
♪ You gave me away... ♪
♪ Oh... ♪
608
00:28:16,577 --> 00:28:21,815
♪ I'll give it to someone special. ♪
609
00:28:25,219 --> 00:28:28,288
Last year, for Christmas,
610
00:28:28,355 --> 00:28:29,789
I asked Santa to give me you.
611
00:28:36,781 --> 00:28:38,932
It's not last year anymore.
612
00:28:38,999 --> 00:28:40,767
It's Christmas, Finn.
It's time for you to forgive me.
613
00:28:40,818 --> 00:28:41,868
No, I can't.
614
00:28:43,237 --> 00:28:44,437
Okay, this is wrong.
I shouldn't...
615
00:28:44,505 --> 00:28:45,538
I shouldn't have
brought you here.
616
00:28:47,274 --> 00:28:48,608
You messed me up, Rachel.
617
00:28:48,676 --> 00:28:52,378
Can't you see
how screwed-up I am about this?
618
00:28:52,446 --> 00:28:54,914
I've had two girlfriends, and
both of them have cheated on me.
619
00:28:56,650 --> 00:29:00,887
Maybe you can ask Santa again
for me next year.
620
00:29:00,955 --> 00:29:02,722
I'm officially
breaking up with you.
621
00:29:13,138 --> 00:29:14,372
This was my dad's.
622
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:17,375
He'd want you to do it.
For those kids.
623
00:29:20,346 --> 00:29:22,814
This was my uncle's.
624
00:29:22,881 --> 00:29:25,383
It's the first thing
I ever stole, actually.
625
00:29:27,019 --> 00:29:28,119
I'm going to look terrible.
626
00:29:28,187 --> 00:29:29,420
Shut up.
With your bone structure,
627
00:29:29,488 --> 00:29:30,772
you could rock
the Rosemary's Baby look
628
00:29:30,856 --> 00:29:32,557
and still look good.
629
00:29:32,625 --> 00:29:34,025
I'm going to look
like Jackie Chan.
630
00:29:34,093 --> 00:29:36,027
If Barbra can pull off a bob,
so can I.
631
00:29:36,095 --> 00:29:37,261
Enough yapping, let's do this.
632
00:29:37,329 --> 00:29:38,796
Whoa! Whoa!
What are you guys doing?
633
00:29:38,864 --> 00:29:40,765
We're going all "Gift of
the Magi" to raise money
634
00:29:40,833 --> 00:29:42,800
to buy homeless kids
those school supplies.
635
00:29:42,868 --> 00:29:44,636
The guys are gonna
sell their watches
636
00:29:44,703 --> 00:29:46,571
and the girls are gonna
sell off their hair.
637
00:29:46,639 --> 00:29:48,206
- You can't do that.
- Oh, no, it's cool.
638
00:29:48,273 --> 00:29:49,374
Most of this isn't mine,
anyways.
639
00:29:49,441 --> 00:29:50,875
No, I mean,
that's not the answer.
640
00:29:50,943 --> 00:29:53,044
There are other ways to raise
money at Christmastime.
641
00:29:53,112 --> 00:29:55,079
No, but we tried caroling,
and it didn't work.
642
00:29:55,147 --> 00:29:57,548
Wait, I thought you and Finn
were getting us a new tree.
643
00:29:57,616 --> 00:30:00,685
We went, but Finn bailed
before we could get one.
644
00:30:00,753 --> 00:30:02,553
Nice Christmas spirit, Finn.
645
00:30:02,621 --> 00:30:03,321
WILL:
Wait!
646
00:30:03,389 --> 00:30:05,189
Guys, no more fighting.
647
00:30:05,257 --> 00:30:06,691
(sighs)
648
00:30:06,759 --> 00:30:09,193
Have any of you ever actually
read "Gift of the Magi"?
649
00:30:11,430 --> 00:30:13,531
None of you?
650
00:30:13,599 --> 00:30:15,099
You don't have to read
"Gift of the Magi."
651
00:30:15,167 --> 00:30:16,100
everybody knows what it's about.
652
00:30:16,168 --> 00:30:18,102
Well, if you actually read it,
653
00:30:18,170 --> 00:30:19,637
you'd know what it's about.
654
00:30:19,705 --> 00:30:22,173
Yeah, I know what it's about:
Life freakin' sucks.
655
00:30:22,241 --> 00:30:23,607
Actually, you're right.
656
00:30:26,245 --> 00:30:27,478
The first Christmas
you remember having
657
00:30:27,546 --> 00:30:29,047
is the greatest day
of your life.
658
00:30:29,114 --> 00:30:30,515
Your family's all together,
659
00:30:30,582 --> 00:30:32,350
there are loads
of presents, cookies.
660
00:30:32,418 --> 00:30:33,885
The magic is
alive and well.
661
00:30:33,952 --> 00:30:37,822
But before you know it,
you grow up.
662
00:30:37,890 --> 00:30:40,258
Work and school
and girlfriends take over
663
00:30:40,325 --> 00:30:42,293
and Christmas becomes
more of an obligation,
664
00:30:42,361 --> 00:30:45,830
a reminder of what's lost
instead of what's possible.
665
00:30:45,898 --> 00:30:47,932
And all of the trees
and the presents
666
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,967
and even the mistletoe
can't change that.
667
00:30:50,035 --> 00:30:53,571
And then when
you get to my age...
668
00:30:53,639 --> 00:30:58,042
you're so desperate
to get that magic back,
669
00:30:58,110 --> 00:30:59,177
you'd do anything
670
00:30:59,244 --> 00:31:00,845
to be able to feel
671
00:31:00,913 --> 00:31:04,182
how you did
that first Christmas.
672
00:31:04,249 --> 00:31:05,116
So what should we do?
673
00:31:07,052 --> 00:31:10,988
Put your scissors down,
put your watches back on.
674
00:31:11,056 --> 00:31:12,724
We're gonna go out
and find some people
675
00:31:12,791 --> 00:31:14,392
who really need
some Christmas spirit,
676
00:31:14,460 --> 00:31:16,994
and we are gonna sing for them.
677
00:31:17,062 --> 00:31:20,882
Get a good night's rest, Ken,
you're gonna need it.
678
00:31:20,966 --> 00:31:23,501
Barbie took the early flight
from Tampa.
679
00:31:23,569 --> 00:31:24,502
(clattering)
680
00:31:32,644 --> 00:31:34,345
Santa?
681
00:31:36,048 --> 00:31:37,782
But it's too early.
682
00:31:37,850 --> 00:31:41,018
Well, you know what they say.
683
00:31:41,086 --> 00:31:43,121
Early's late if you make
tomorrow yesterday.
684
00:31:45,290 --> 00:31:46,224
Awesome.
685
00:31:46,291 --> 00:31:48,376
You know, Brittany,
686
00:31:48,460 --> 00:31:51,963
I was in the neighborhood,
doing a dry run.
687
00:31:52,030 --> 00:31:54,265
I have so many houses to
visit on Christmas Eve,
688
00:31:54,333 --> 00:31:56,334
I got to make sure it
goes off without a hitch.
689
00:31:56,401 --> 00:31:58,402
How about you come
sit with ol' Santy?
690
00:31:58,470 --> 00:32:00,371
(chuckles):
Okay!
691
00:32:00,422 --> 00:32:03,141
How about you sit next
to Santy instead?
692
00:32:03,208 --> 00:32:04,408
Santy's just a little stinky.
693
00:32:04,476 --> 00:32:06,144
(laughs)
He needs a good ol'
694
00:32:06,211 --> 00:32:07,278
sponge bath from Mrs. Claus.
695
00:32:07,346 --> 00:32:08,212
(chuckles)
696
00:32:11,183 --> 00:32:14,018
Brittany, do you remember what
you asked me for for Christmas?
697
00:32:14,086 --> 00:32:16,654
Yeah, I asked for Artie
to be able to walk.
698
00:32:19,892 --> 00:32:21,993
Is there anything else
that you want?
699
00:32:22,060 --> 00:32:22,994
I mean, like, anything?
700
00:32:23,061 --> 00:32:24,428
No.
701
00:32:24,496 --> 00:32:27,665
Well, see,
Santa's trying his best,
702
00:32:27,733 --> 00:32:29,967
but that one's
a little hard.
703
00:32:30,035 --> 00:32:32,537
But you're magic.
704
00:32:32,604 --> 00:32:34,472
Sometimes what Santa
wants to give
705
00:32:34,540 --> 00:32:36,607
a good girl like you is patience,
706
00:32:36,675 --> 00:32:38,109
because, believe it or not,
707
00:32:38,177 --> 00:32:39,844
there are even some things
that he can't manage.
708
00:32:39,912 --> 00:32:41,646
You know,
709
00:32:41,713 --> 00:32:44,582
there was a girl
a little younger than you
710
00:32:44,650 --> 00:32:46,217
and she was a little husky.
711
00:32:46,285 --> 00:32:48,786
She was always asking
Santy for the same thing:
712
00:32:48,854 --> 00:32:52,790
To make her look
more like the other girls.
713
00:32:52,858 --> 00:32:55,726
She wasn't asking to be
pretty or nothing.
714
00:32:55,794 --> 00:32:58,095
But she just didn't want
to stick out so much.
715
00:32:59,865 --> 00:33:03,734
Santa just couldn't do it.
716
00:33:03,802 --> 00:33:07,705
So instead Santa
gave her patience.
717
00:33:07,773 --> 00:33:09,373
And later on, that girl was...
718
00:33:09,441 --> 00:33:13,811
Was glad that Santy didn't give
her what she had asked him for.
719
00:33:13,879 --> 00:33:17,648
She... She put being
husky to good use.
720
00:33:17,716 --> 00:33:20,117
Was her name Ricki Lake?
721
00:33:20,185 --> 00:33:22,620
(sighs)
The point is...
722
00:33:22,688 --> 00:33:25,523
I don't think I'm going
to be able to give you
723
00:33:25,591 --> 00:33:27,925
what you're asking for,
even though I'd like to.
724
00:33:27,993 --> 00:33:30,294
- But, Santa...
- I'm sorry, pumpkin.
725
00:33:30,362 --> 00:33:32,363
It's... It's just not
going to happen.
726
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,101
Aren't you going
to go up the chimney?
727
00:33:39,304 --> 00:33:42,940
On dry runs,
Santy uses the Isuzu.
728
00:33:54,787 --> 00:33:56,338
(school bell ringing)
729
00:33:59,474 --> 00:34:00,708
What's going on?
730
00:34:00,776 --> 00:34:03,377
I think I've lost
the Christmas spirit.
731
00:34:05,547 --> 00:34:07,148
It's Santa.
732
00:34:07,215 --> 00:34:08,983
I don't know if
I can tell you.
733
00:34:13,555 --> 00:34:15,956
I used to believe that
Santa could do anything.
734
00:34:16,076 --> 00:34:17,596
If Santa isn't magical,
735
00:34:17,716 --> 00:34:20,161
I don't even know if I
want to believe anymore.
736
00:34:20,228 --> 00:34:22,596
It isn't fair that you
can't walk, Artie.
737
00:34:22,664 --> 00:34:24,298
I feel so terrible.
738
00:34:24,366 --> 00:34:29,937
Hey, look at me.
I'm fine.
739
00:34:30,005 --> 00:34:32,707
Hey, guys, we need you
in the teachers' lounge.
740
00:34:32,774 --> 00:34:35,543
Mr. Shue...
Brittany's not feeling so good.
741
00:34:35,610 --> 00:34:36,911
Santa thing.
742
00:34:36,978 --> 00:34:38,612
If you don't mind,
I think I'm going
743
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:40,481
to take her home,
make sure she's okay.
744
00:34:40,549 --> 00:34:42,416
Good idea. We'll
make do without you.
745
00:34:46,888 --> 00:34:49,190
(school bell ringing)
746
00:34:49,257 --> 00:34:52,226
Hey, uh, so we're your students.
747
00:34:52,294 --> 00:34:55,796
All year long you suffer
through dealing with us.
748
00:34:55,864 --> 00:34:58,566
I imagine having some of us
in your classes
749
00:34:58,633 --> 00:35:01,035
would slowly chip away at
your hopes and dreams,
750
00:35:01,103 --> 00:35:03,137
until the whole world just felt
like a never-ending
751
00:35:03,205 --> 00:35:05,873
- nightmare of pain...
- Just get to the point, Finn.
752
00:35:05,941 --> 00:35:08,509
Right. Uh, anyway,
we're here today
753
00:35:08,577 --> 00:35:09,944
to help raise money
754
00:35:10,011 --> 00:35:12,279
for children that have a lot
less than we do.
755
00:35:12,330 --> 00:35:15,349
And I know some of us
have had a hard Christmas,
756
00:35:15,417 --> 00:35:17,918
but what we've come to learn
is that no matter
757
00:35:17,986 --> 00:35:19,353
how tough things get,
758
00:35:19,421 --> 00:35:21,122
there isn't anything
that more Santa
759
00:35:21,189 --> 00:35:23,791
or a couple more jingle bells
can't cure.
760
00:35:23,859 --> 00:35:26,127
SUE:
Well, Becky, we did it.
761
00:35:26,194 --> 00:35:28,996
We got all my presents back.
762
00:35:29,064 --> 00:35:31,065
And as satisfying
as it is to have been
763
00:35:31,133 --> 00:35:33,968
gifted enough rotisserie ovens
to roast an entire hobo...
764
00:35:34,035 --> 00:35:37,438
For me,
the real joy of Christmas
765
00:35:37,506 --> 00:35:39,607
was breaking the collective
heart of the Glee Club.
766
00:35:39,674 --> 00:35:43,611
(gentle melodic music playing)
767
00:35:43,678 --> 00:35:47,348
What's that, Coach?
768
00:35:51,419 --> 00:35:55,355
("Welcome, Christmas" playing)
769
00:35:55,407 --> 00:35:59,994
♪ Fahoo fores, dahoo dores. ♪
770
00:36:00,061 --> 00:36:04,231
♪ Welcome, Christmas,
come this way. ♪
771
00:36:04,299 --> 00:36:08,302
♪ Fahoo fores, dahoo dores. ♪
772
00:36:08,369 --> 00:36:13,541
♪ Welcome, Christmas,
Christmas Day. ♪
773
00:36:13,608 --> 00:36:17,311
BOYS:
♪ Welcome, welcome, fahoo ramus. ♪
774
00:36:17,379 --> 00:36:21,448
GIRLS:
♪ Welcome, welcome, dahoo, damus. ♪
775
00:36:21,516 --> 00:36:25,319
ALL:
♪ Christmas Day is in our grasp, ♪
776
00:36:25,387 --> 00:36:31,242
♪ so long as we have
hands to clasp. ♪
777
00:36:31,326 --> 00:36:35,629
♪ Fahoo fores, dahoo dores. ♪
778
00:36:35,697 --> 00:36:39,900
♪ Welcome, Christmas,
bring your cheer. ♪
779
00:36:39,968 --> 00:36:44,271
♪ Fahoo fores, dahoo dores. ♪
780
00:36:44,339 --> 00:36:48,642
♪ Welcome all Whos
far and near. ♪
781
00:36:48,710 --> 00:36:53,047
♪ Welcome, Christmas,
fahoo ramus. ♪
782
00:36:53,114 --> 00:36:56,784
♪ Welcome, Christmas,
dahoo damus. ♪
783
00:36:56,852 --> 00:37:02,323
♪ Christmastime
will always be ♪
784
00:37:02,390 --> 00:37:05,893
♪ just as long
as we have glee. ♪
785
00:37:05,944 --> 00:37:10,898
♪ Fahoo fores, dahoo dores. ♪
786
00:37:10,966 --> 00:37:15,603
♪ Welcome, Christmas,
bring your light. ♪
787
00:37:15,670 --> 00:37:18,656
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh... ♪
788
00:37:18,740 --> 00:37:22,643
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh,
ooh-ooh-ooh... ♪
789
00:37:22,711 --> 00:37:26,080
Christmas came anyway, Coach.
790
00:37:26,147 --> 00:37:28,883
It's beautiful.
791
00:37:31,620 --> 00:37:33,520
It is.
792
00:37:42,797 --> 00:37:45,649
(school bell ringing)
793
00:37:45,734 --> 00:37:46,867
How much did we raise?
794
00:37:46,935 --> 00:37:48,468
210 bucks.
795
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:49,870
And that's after my cut.
796
00:37:49,938 --> 00:37:51,171
I'm kidding.
797
00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:52,273
Now that you're divorced
798
00:37:52,324 --> 00:37:53,807
and Ms. Pillsbury
married another guy,
799
00:37:53,875 --> 00:37:55,709
I guess you'll be spending
Christmas Eve alone.
800
00:37:55,777 --> 00:37:57,144
Yes, Rachel, I am.
801
00:37:57,212 --> 00:37:59,713
Well, I know how painful
being alone can feel,
802
00:37:59,781 --> 00:38:02,182
so if you want,
you can come over to my house.
803
00:38:02,250 --> 00:38:04,184
We're going to eat Chinese
and watch The Main Event.
804
00:38:04,252 --> 00:38:06,670
Thanks, Rachel.
I think I'm going to pass.
805
00:38:06,755 --> 00:38:08,589
Nothing wrong
with being alone.
806
00:38:16,798 --> 00:38:18,599
Artie.
807
00:38:18,667 --> 00:38:19,733
(mechanical whirring)
808
00:38:19,801 --> 00:38:21,535
(gasps)
809
00:38:25,407 --> 00:38:27,775
It's called a ReWalk.
810
00:38:27,842 --> 00:38:30,244
Some guy in Israel
invented it.
811
00:38:30,312 --> 00:38:33,080
I can't use it
all the time, but...
812
00:38:33,148 --> 00:38:34,982
Check me out.
813
00:38:38,353 --> 00:38:40,454
(whirring)
814
00:38:53,068 --> 00:38:55,069
Where did you get it?
815
00:38:55,136 --> 00:38:59,640
BRITTANY: We went home and
it was sitting under my Christmas tree.
816
00:38:59,708 --> 00:39:01,225
How the hell did you
afford that thing?
817
00:39:01,309 --> 00:39:02,176
BRITTANY:
I didn't buy it.
818
00:39:02,243 --> 00:39:03,610
I didn't know what it was.
819
00:39:03,678 --> 00:39:05,245
I thought it was
a Transformer.
820
00:39:05,313 --> 00:39:07,548
I assumed her dad
got it for me,
821
00:39:07,615 --> 00:39:10,184
but he has no idea
where it came from.
822
00:39:10,251 --> 00:39:12,086
He went to take
a long poop, and when
823
00:39:12,153 --> 00:39:13,821
he came back it was there.
824
00:39:13,888 --> 00:39:15,489
So if no one we know
bought it for you, then...
825
00:39:15,557 --> 00:39:17,057
Santa brought it.
826
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:20,427
Santa.
827
00:39:20,495 --> 00:39:22,363
Santa.
828
00:39:24,933 --> 00:39:26,600
A real Christmas miracle.
829
00:39:30,805 --> 00:39:32,639
(whirring)
830
00:39:47,856 --> 00:39:49,723
(school bell ringing)
831
00:40:06,541 --> 00:40:08,409
(fire crackling)
832
00:40:17,919 --> 00:40:19,887
Hey, Will.
833
00:40:22,290 --> 00:40:24,358
How...How did you get in here?
834
00:40:24,426 --> 00:40:25,926
Oh, I had a key made
ages ago.
835
00:40:26,995 --> 00:40:28,295
How do you like your tree?
836
00:40:30,365 --> 00:40:32,800
Uh, it's... It's...
It's beautiful.
837
00:40:32,867 --> 00:40:35,335
Wh... What's going on?
What's with all the presents?
838
00:40:35,403 --> 00:40:37,571
Well, you remember that
old meanie who stole
839
00:40:37,639 --> 00:40:39,606
all that stuff out
of the choir room?
840
00:40:39,674 --> 00:40:42,476
Well, she's sorry.
841
00:40:42,544 --> 00:40:44,678
Really?
842
00:40:44,746 --> 00:40:47,414
And what made her
change her mind?
843
00:40:47,482 --> 00:40:48,982
I don't know.
844
00:40:49,050 --> 00:40:50,951
Call it a Christmas miracle
and we'll leave it at that.
845
00:40:51,002 --> 00:40:54,621
Now I know a lot of these gifts
are for orphans or something,
846
00:40:54,689 --> 00:40:58,025
but, uh... I got you
something special.
847
00:40:58,093 --> 00:40:59,593
It's okay, it's not
going to explode.
848
00:41:05,333 --> 00:41:08,602
I thought you might want to put
all of us out of our misery
849
00:41:08,670 --> 00:41:10,137
and shave off that Chia Pet.
850
00:41:13,341 --> 00:41:15,175
Thanks, Sue.
851
00:41:15,243 --> 00:41:17,111
The tree really does look great.
852
00:41:17,178 --> 00:41:19,313
Well, Santa had some helpers.
853
00:41:19,380 --> 00:41:21,782
(whistle blowing)
854
00:41:24,185 --> 00:41:27,688
No one should be alone
on Christmas Eve, Mr. Schuester.
855
00:41:27,755 --> 00:41:30,057
SUE: Too much talking, lady,
not enough trimming.
856
00:41:30,125 --> 00:41:33,026
Come on, let's get some
Christmas up in here.
857
00:41:36,264 --> 00:41:38,432
I thought you
hated the holidays.
858
00:41:40,935 --> 00:41:42,703
No, I just hate you.
859
00:41:50,311 --> 00:41:52,479
Merry Christmas, Sue.
860
00:41:52,547 --> 00:41:54,515
Merry Christmas, Will.
861
00:41:54,516 --> 00:41:59,516
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