1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:05,028 Here's what you missed on Glee. Kurt's trying to get used to another school... 2 00:00:05,105 --> 00:00:06,595 and Will's trying to get used to the fact... 3 00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:08,698 that Emma went to Vegas with her boyfriend and came home married. 4 00:00:08,775 --> 00:00:10,902 - I'm happy for you. - Brittany thinks Artie's the best boyfriend ever. 5 00:00:10,977 --> 00:00:13,969 - You're magic, Brittany. - Which is what Rachel used to think about Finn. 6 00:00:14,047 --> 00:00:16,743 Then she learned this secret about him and Santana, which made her super mad. 7 00:00:16,816 --> 00:00:19,751 - Do you think she's prettier than me? - Don't answer that. 8 00:00:19,819 --> 00:00:22,447 - So she made out with Puck, which made Finn super mad- - I'm done with you! 9 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:24,149 Because his girlfriends are always making out with Puck. 10 00:00:24,224 --> 00:00:26,488 Boyfriend troubles. I got that covered. 11 00:00:26,559 --> 00:00:28,993 Considering I'm usually the cause of them, I'd say I'm an expert. 12 00:00:29,062 --> 00:00:31,826 It's like a thing. And that's what you missed on Glee. 13 00:00:37,470 --> 00:00:39,267 - Hey, Will. - Hey. 14 00:00:43,243 --> 00:00:44,676 Are we okay? 15 00:00:44,744 --> 00:00:47,235 We haven't really talked since I told you about me and Carl. 16 00:00:47,313 --> 00:00:49,747 I mean, we haven't talked at all. 17 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:53,083 - Are you avoiding me? - Not at all. 18 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:57,780 What are you doing for Christmas this year? 19 00:00:57,857 --> 00:00:59,950 Just a little quiet time alone this year. 20 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:03,359 Will, you can't spend Christmas by yourself. That's horrible. 21 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:07,127 Look, um, Carl and I are having a big Christmas Eve party. 22 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:09,566 - Please at least stop by. - Well, thanks, Emma. 23 00:01:09,636 --> 00:01:12,969 That's very sweet of you guys, but... 24 00:01:13,039 --> 00:01:16,600 I-I think it's best if we just keep things separate for a while. 25 00:01:17,210 --> 00:01:18,700 Yeah. Okay. 26 00:01:18,778 --> 00:01:22,179 Okay, educators, gather round. It's time to pick your Secret Santa. 27 00:01:22,248 --> 00:01:24,443 Everybody's name is in the tub. 28 00:01:24,517 --> 00:01:27,350 You get who you get, and you don't get upset, all right? 29 00:01:43,203 --> 00:01:45,103 There. 30 00:01:45,171 --> 00:01:48,334 Last year, I left my stocking up over Christmas vacation... 31 00:01:48,408 --> 00:01:50,638 and an entire family of mice started living in it. 32 00:01:50,710 --> 00:01:52,871 Their Christmas gift to each other was rabies. 33 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:56,575 I told my parents that I only want one thing for Christmas this year- 34 00:01:56,649 --> 00:01:58,879 stop friend-requesting me on Facebook. 35 00:01:58,985 --> 00:02:00,976 What are you asking Santa for? 36 00:02:02,589 --> 00:02:04,887 - I'm sorry? - Artie... 37 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:07,392 the roads to the North Pole are getting treacherous. 38 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:11,157 You need to write your letter to Santa really fast and get it in the mail today. 39 00:02:11,231 --> 00:02:14,394 And remember, even the smallest envelope is heavy for an elf. 40 00:02:18,404 --> 00:02:20,269 No way. 41 00:02:24,844 --> 00:02:30,305 # We're on the Island of Misfit Toys # 44 00:02:41,394 --> 00:02:47,526 # In his magic sleigh # 45 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:51,400 # A pack full of toys means a sack full of joys # 46 00:02:51,471 --> 00:02:54,702 # For millions of girls and for millions of boys # 47 00:02:54,774 --> 00:02:58,210 # When Christmas Day is here # 48 00:02:58,278 --> 00:03:02,112 # The most wonderful day of the year # 49 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:05,618 # A jack-in-the-box waits for children to shout # 50 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:09,121 # Wake up Don't you know that it's time to come out? # 51 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:12,454 # When Christmas Day is here # 52 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:16,484 # The most wonderful day of the year # 53 00:03:16,563 --> 00:03:19,589 # Toys galore # 54 00:03:19,666 --> 00:03:23,397 # Scattered on the floor # 55 00:03:23,469 --> 00:03:26,700 # There's no room for more # 56 00:03:26,773 --> 00:03:30,334 # And it's all because of Santa Claus # 57 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:32,275 # A scooter for Jimmy # 58 00:03:32,345 --> 00:03:34,006 # A dolly for Sue # 59 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:36,241 # The kind that will even say # 60 00:03:36,316 --> 00:03:37,681 # How do you do? # 61 00:03:37,750 --> 00:03:41,015 # When Christmas Day is here # 62 00:03:41,087 --> 00:03:44,716 # The most wonderful day of the year # 63 00:03:46,826 --> 00:03:49,693 How would you like to be a spotted elephant? 64 00:03:49,762 --> 00:03:53,220 Or a choo-choo with square wheels on your caboose? 65 00:03:53,299 --> 00:03:56,166 Or a water pistol that shoots... jelly? 66 00:03:57,270 --> 00:03:59,363 We're all misfits! 67 00:03:59,472 --> 00:04:02,532 # If we're on the Island of Unwanted Toys # 68 00:04:02,575 --> 00:04:06,341 # We'll miss all the fun with the girls and the boys # 69 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:09,210 # When Christmas Day is here # 70 00:04:09,282 --> 00:04:11,876 # The most wonderful, wonderful # 71 00:04:11,951 --> 00:04:13,680 # Wonderful, wonderful # 72 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:18,747 # Wonderful day of the year ## 73 00:04:20,026 --> 00:04:21,618 Hey, guys. What's this? 74 00:04:21,694 --> 00:04:24,322 We're trying to get into the Christmas spirit, Mr. Schue. 75 00:04:24,397 --> 00:04:27,161 Christmas is totally my favorite holiday. And check out this awesome tree. 76 00:04:27,233 --> 00:04:29,201 I found it on the side of the road. 77 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:30,998 - It must have fell off some guy's car. - Any ornaments? 78 00:04:31,070 --> 00:04:33,402 The guy who lives next door finally killed off his elderly mother. 79 00:04:33,473 --> 00:04:36,169 When they carted him off, they left the house wide open. 80 00:04:36,242 --> 00:04:40,076 - I think she was a holiday hoarder. - Uh- And the presents? 81 00:04:40,146 --> 00:04:43,013 I lifted them from a display at the mall. But don't worry. They're empty. 82 00:04:43,082 --> 00:04:47,519 Guys, I appreciate the effort, but this isn't what Christmas is supposed to be like. 83 00:04:47,587 --> 00:04:51,114 For us it is. This tree is like a mascot for Glee Club. 84 00:04:51,190 --> 00:04:53,124 We won sectionals two years in a row... 85 00:04:53,192 --> 00:04:55,752 and according to everyone at this school, we still suck. 86 00:05:01,668 --> 00:05:04,728 - Ho, ho, ho, losers! - Ha-ha! 87 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:07,864 I'm pretty sure they just added food coloring to real slush from the parking lot. 88 00:05:07,940 --> 00:05:09,999 - You can eat that, you know. - No. 89 00:05:10,076 --> 00:05:12,601 I am not gonna let you guys throw yourselves a pity party. 90 00:05:12,679 --> 00:05:14,840 Look, I'm the first one to say... 91 00:05:14,914 --> 00:05:18,111 that things haven't turned out exactly how I would have liked them to this year. 92 00:05:18,184 --> 00:05:21,381 But Christmas is all about being grateful for the things that did. 93 00:05:21,454 --> 00:05:23,479 - I thought that was Thanksgiving. - And this year... 94 00:05:23,556 --> 00:05:25,217 Glee Club is gonna lend a hand... 95 00:05:25,291 --> 00:05:28,192 to the McKinney-Vento Homeless Children and Youth Program right here in Lima. 96 00:05:28,261 --> 00:05:30,661 - How are we gonna do that? - The only way we know how. 97 00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:32,459 By singing about it. 98 00:05:32,532 --> 00:05:35,865 We're gonna go classroom to classroom, caroling, to raise money for McKinney-Vento. 99 00:05:35,935 --> 00:05:37,960 Wait. Classrooms in this school with students in them? 100 00:05:38,037 --> 00:05:40,005 Well, if there are no students in them... 101 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:42,405 there will be no one to put money in the collection box while we sing. 102 00:05:42,475 --> 00:05:46,707 - We're gonna be killed. - No, guys, it's Christmas, a time for miracles. 103 00:05:46,779 --> 00:05:48,212 We gotta try this. 104 00:05:49,549 --> 00:05:50,777 Finn's right. 105 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:52,943 So let's start rehearsing. 106 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:56,546 This year, Glee Club's going full Santa. 107 00:05:58,591 --> 00:06:01,651 # Haul out the holly # 108 00:06:01,728 --> 00:06:06,529 # Put up the tree before my spirit falls again # 109 00:06:06,599 --> 00:06:09,159 # Fill up the stocking # 110 00:06:09,235 --> 00:06:13,672 # I may be rushing things, but deck the halls again # 111 00:06:13,740 --> 00:06:15,230 - # Now # - You suck! 112 00:06:15,308 --> 00:06:18,835 - Who goes caroling with a band? - I'd seriously rather be learning. 113 00:06:18,911 --> 00:06:21,345 # For we need a little Christmas # 114 00:06:21,414 --> 00:06:23,609 - You're making me hate Christmas! - # Right this very minute # 115 00:06:23,683 --> 00:06:25,981 # Candles in the window # 116 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:28,612 - Yeah, that's right. Leave! - Go, go, go! 117 00:06:28,688 --> 00:06:30,588 - I hate you! - Go, go, go! 118 00:06:30,656 --> 00:06:34,251 I can't believe that that teacher let those students speak to us like that. 119 00:06:34,327 --> 00:06:37,319 - I can't believe she threw her shoe at us. - I guess we're done caroling. 120 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:38,796 No, we're not. 121 00:06:38,865 --> 00:06:41,595 Guys, we can't let what just happened ruin our Christmas spirit. 122 00:06:41,667 --> 00:06:44,966 Mr. Schue got us this beautiful tree to inspire us. 123 00:06:45,037 --> 00:06:48,131 We're gonna practice now and gear up for round two tomorrow. 124 00:06:48,207 --> 00:06:50,801 Pretty soon, no one will bully us. 125 00:06:50,877 --> 00:06:52,344 Santa Claus can do anything... 126 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:55,279 and this year I asked for the Glee Club to stop getting picked on. 127 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:59,182 - She's kidding, right? - Guys, this is serious. Listen up. 128 00:07:02,522 --> 00:07:04,990 Brittany still believes in Santa Claus. 129 00:07:05,057 --> 00:07:09,050 - You cannot be serious. - Last week, Brittany believed a comb had magic powers. 130 00:07:09,128 --> 00:07:11,688 - This is kind of a pattern. - She's gonna find out sooner or later. 131 00:07:11,764 --> 00:07:15,359 Would you mind meeting me at the auditorium tomorrow at 4:00? 132 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:18,336 - Sure. - Okay. Somebody needs to break the news to her. 133 00:07:18,404 --> 00:07:21,168 Don't look at me. I'm cruel and all, but that's just hard-core. 134 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:24,698 Right? That's my point. Hear me out. 135 00:07:24,777 --> 00:07:26,768 Remember when you were a kid, how excited you would get... 136 00:07:26,846 --> 00:07:29,440 when you would think about Santa Claus, how awesome it was? 137 00:07:29,515 --> 00:07:31,210 Christmas was the highlight of the year. 138 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:35,380 Why wouldn't you wanna keep someone's world magical for a little while longer? 139 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:38,288 - How? - I've got it all figured out. 140 00:07:48,167 --> 00:07:49,759 - ## - Can I be honest? 141 00:07:49,836 --> 00:07:53,203 I don't understand the difference between an elf and a slave. 142 00:07:53,272 --> 00:07:54,933 Whoo-whoo! 143 00:07:55,007 --> 00:07:57,339 I'm not sitting on that guy's lap. 144 00:07:57,410 --> 00:07:59,708 Santas' laps are always really warm, and it's creepy. 145 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:01,939 We all have to sit on Santa's lap. 146 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:03,949 If Brittany sees that we all still believe... 147 00:08:04,016 --> 00:08:06,450 it'll make her strong enough to withstand all the Santa naysayers in the world. 148 00:08:06,519 --> 00:08:08,783 Which is everyone over the age of six. 149 00:08:08,855 --> 00:08:12,188 I'm pretty sure this isn't gonna work. That guy doesn't even look like Santa. 150 00:08:12,258 --> 00:08:14,556 Trust me. All Brittany's gonna see is the suit. 151 00:08:14,627 --> 00:08:16,424 She wants to believe in him. 152 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,259 Mercedes, get up there. 153 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:20,561 Go, Mercedes. Go, Mercedes. Go. 154 00:08:20,633 --> 00:08:22,567 I've been a very good girl, Santa. 155 00:08:22,635 --> 00:08:27,072 I want a pony and a doll that laughs and cries and- 156 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:30,108 One of us smells like McDonald's. 157 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:33,509 I would like Puckerman to love me. He's a fox. 158 00:08:33,579 --> 00:08:35,547 I would also like sweet potato fries. 159 00:08:35,615 --> 00:08:38,049 I want bling. I can't be any more specific than that. 160 00:08:38,117 --> 00:08:41,450 Okay, wait. Hold up. Please tell me that is a roll of Certs in your pocket. 161 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:44,046 - Do you have anything for stretch marks? - ChapStick. Lots of ChapStick. 162 00:08:44,123 --> 00:08:46,717 I want Channing Tatum to stop being in stuff. 163 00:08:46,792 --> 00:08:48,817 When does Asian Santa arrive? 164 00:08:48,895 --> 00:08:50,692 Next. 165 00:08:50,763 --> 00:08:52,788 Just know, you have rights. 166 00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:54,730 Ho, ho, ho. 167 00:08:56,936 --> 00:08:59,268 - What's your name? - Brittany. 168 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:01,101 You've gotten really tan. 169 00:09:01,140 --> 00:09:04,109 That's because at the North Pole, there's a hole in the ozone. 170 00:09:04,176 --> 00:09:06,076 You're amazing. 171 00:09:06,145 --> 00:09:11,276 I know you're really busy, so I only want one thing for Christmas. 172 00:09:12,418 --> 00:09:14,579 Do you see my boyfriend over there? 173 00:09:14,654 --> 00:09:18,681 For Christmas, I want him to be able to walk. 174 00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:21,283 You can do that, can't you, Santa? 175 00:09:25,998 --> 00:09:27,431 Sure. 176 00:09:28,834 --> 00:09:31,826 - I'm on it. - Thank you so much, Santa. 177 00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:33,030 Now we're screwed. 178 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:40,110 Now, remember, it has to be lush and romantic. 179 00:09:40,179 --> 00:09:41,510 Why? 180 00:09:43,282 --> 00:09:45,512 Because I'm very specific when I give a gift. 181 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:49,817 You don't know how many kittens I've given away because they haven't been just right. 182 00:09:49,889 --> 00:09:52,949 So, do you like my winter wonderland? 183 00:09:53,025 --> 00:09:55,858 Well, I don't really like artificial Christmas trees. 184 00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:59,193 I like real ones. They smell amazing. That's kind of the whole point. 185 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:00,755 Right. 186 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:03,792 Anyway... 187 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:09,202 merry Christmas. 188 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:11,209 Being a Jew, I generally don't give Christmas gifts... 189 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:15,304 but considering how much you care about the holiday, I figured I'd make an exception. 190 00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:19,480 Just read it. It's a note. 191 00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:22,817 "The bearer of this note is entitled to one song of Rachel Berry's choosing... 192 00:10:22,888 --> 00:10:24,822 sung to him or her with love." 193 00:10:24,890 --> 00:10:26,983 At least it's not a kitten. 194 00:10:27,059 --> 00:10:28,822 - Come sit. - I don't think so. 195 00:10:28,894 --> 00:10:31,886 I know what you're trying to do, and it's not gonna work. 196 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:35,195 - Not letting me apologize isn't fair. - I've let you apologize plenty. 197 00:10:35,267 --> 00:10:38,862 And I know that Christmas is supposed to be about forgiveness, but... 198 00:10:38,938 --> 00:10:42,533 I'm not ready to forgive you, so please, stop trying to make me. 199 00:10:46,412 --> 00:10:48,403 Should we, like, leave? 200 00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:50,471 No. 201 00:10:51,851 --> 00:10:55,480 Whether it's a heart attack or a heartbreak... 202 00:10:55,554 --> 00:10:59,581 just like on Broadway, the... show must go on. 203 00:10:59,692 --> 00:11:03,219 Besides, the A.V. Club worked so hard on the snow. 204 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:07,959 # Greeting cards have all been sent # 205 00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:11,765 # The Christmas rush is through # 206 00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:16,706 # But I still have one wish to make # 207 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:22,273 # A special one for you # 208 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:28,510 # Merry Christmas, darling # 209 00:11:29,388 --> 00:11:34,485 # We're apart, that's true # 210 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:40,396 # But I can dream and in my dreams # 211 00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:45,836 # I'm Christmasing with you # 212 00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:50,905 # Holidays are joyful # 213 00:11:51,977 --> 00:11:56,914 # There's always something new # 214 00:11:56,982 --> 00:12:03,012 # But every day's a holiday # 215 00:12:03,089 --> 00:12:08,083 # When I'm near to you # 216 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:11,823 # Oh, the lights on my tree # 217 00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:14,798 # I wish you could see # 218 00:12:14,867 --> 00:12:19,770 - # I wish it every day # - # Ah, ah, ah # 219 00:12:19,839 --> 00:12:23,036 # The logs on the fire # 220 00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:26,044 # Fill me with desire # 221 00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:30,913 # To see you and to say # 222 00:12:30,983 --> 00:12:35,977 # That I wish you merry Christmas # 223 00:12:36,055 --> 00:12:37,989 # Merry Christmas, darling # 224 00:12:38,057 --> 00:12:42,824 # Happy New Year too # 225 00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:47,559 - # I've just one wish on this Christmas Eve # - ## 226 00:12:47,633 --> 00:12:49,260 # On this Christmas Eve # 227 00:12:49,335 --> 00:12:55,205 # I wish I were with you # 228 00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:58,175 # I wish I were # 229 00:12:58,244 --> 00:12:59,871 # With # 230 00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:01,003 # You # 231 00:13:01,046 --> 00:13:04,641 # Merry Christmas Merry Christmas # 232 00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:05,741 # Merry Christmas # 233 00:13:05,818 --> 00:13:10,221 # Merry Christmas # 234 00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:11,881 # Darling # 235 00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:18,226 # Darling ## 236 00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:44,355 - Hey. - You scared me. 237 00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:47,051 Good, because I'm actually Marley's ghost... 238 00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:51,563 and I'm here to tell you to stop studying so hard. 239 00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:53,257 What's with the boom box? 240 00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:55,630 I need you to sing with me. Well, rehearse with me. 241 00:13:55,701 --> 00:13:57,965 I got a gig singing "Baby, It's Cold Outside"... 242 00:13:58,037 --> 00:13:59,971 in the Kings Island Christmas Spectacular. 243 00:14:00,072 --> 00:14:03,599 Ah, a personal favorite. Too bad they'd never let us sing it together. 244 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:07,104 I mean, as two artists. 245 00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:10,046 Hmm. So, you gonna help me out here? 246 00:14:10,115 --> 00:14:11,946 Anything to get me to stop reading about Charlemagne. 247 00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:13,882 Very good then. 248 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:28,292 - # I really can't stay # - # But, baby, it's cold outside # 249 00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:32,428 - # I've got to go away # - # But, baby, it's cold outside # 250 00:14:32,504 --> 00:14:35,337 - # This evening has been # - # Been hoping that you'd drop in # 251 00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:37,432 # So very nice # 252 00:14:37,509 --> 00:14:41,309 # I'll hold your hands They're just like ice # 253 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,439 # My mother will start to worry # 254 00:14:43,515 --> 00:14:45,608 # Beautiful, what's your hurry? # 255 00:14:45,684 --> 00:14:47,811 # My father will be pacing the floor # 256 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,855 # Listen to the fireplace roar # 257 00:14:49,922 --> 00:14:52,117 # So really I'd better scurry # 258 00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:54,125 # Beautiful Please don't hurry # 259 00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:56,457 # But maybe just half a drink more # 260 00:14:56,528 --> 00:14:58,723 # Put some records on while I pour # 261 00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:02,892 - # The neighbors might faint # - # Baby, it's bad out there # 262 00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:07,201 - # Say, what's in this drink # - # No cabs to be had out there # 263 00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:10,140 - # I wish I knew how # - # Your eyes are like starlight now # 264 00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:12,268 # To break this spell # 265 00:15:12,344 --> 00:15:15,802 # I'll take your hat Your hair looks swell # 266 00:15:15,881 --> 00:15:18,042 # I ought to say No, no, no, sir # 267 00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:20,210 # Mind if I move in closer? # 268 00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:22,413 # At least I'm gonna say that I tried # 269 00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:24,388 # What's the sense in hurtin' my pride? # 270 00:15:24,456 --> 00:15:27,892 - # I really can't stay # - # Baby, don't hold out # 271 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:33,227 - # Baby, it's cold outside # - # Oh, but it's cold outside # 272 00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:41,232 - # I've gotta get home # - # But, baby, you'd freeze out there # 273 00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:45,744 - # Say, lend me your coat # - # It's up to your knees out there # 274 00:15:45,811 --> 00:15:49,303 - # You've really been grand # - # I thrill when you touch my hand # 275 00:15:49,381 --> 00:15:50,871 # But don't you see? # 276 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:54,886 # How can you do this thing to me? # 277 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,979 # There's bound to be talk tomorrow # 278 00:15:57,056 --> 00:15:59,024 # Think of my lifelong sorrow # 279 00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:01,183 # At least there will be plenty implied # 280 00:16:01,226 --> 00:16:03,660 # If you got pneumonia and died # 281 00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:07,426 - # I really can't stay # - # Get over that holdout # 282 00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:14,461 - # Oh, baby # - # Oh, but it's cold # 283 00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:20,445 # Outside ## 284 00:16:22,781 --> 00:16:25,375 - I think you're ready. 285 00:16:26,785 --> 00:16:29,117 Well, for the record... 286 00:16:29,188 --> 00:16:31,452 you are much better than that girl's gonna be. 287 00:16:33,892 --> 00:16:35,359 Hey. 288 00:16:35,427 --> 00:16:37,759 Mr. Schuester. 289 00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:41,493 Oh, good to see you, Kurt. 290 00:16:42,434 --> 00:16:43,992 Someone special? 291 00:16:44,069 --> 00:16:45,593 No, he's just a friend. 292 00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:48,333 But on the upside, I'm in love with him, and he's actually gay. 293 00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:49,738 I call that progress. 294 00:16:49,808 --> 00:16:52,140 How you doing? 295 00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:54,338 Classes are harder, but the kids are kinder. 296 00:16:54,413 --> 00:16:57,644 But I miss you guys a lot though. What brings you here? 297 00:16:57,716 --> 00:17:01,083 Are you looking for teaching at a place where pencils aren't primarily used as weapons? 298 00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:04,781 Actually, I need some holiday help. 299 00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:09,283 I don't know if you know this, but I am really bad at Christmas shopping. 300 00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:17,125 Oh, honey, just what I wanted. Jumper cables. 301 00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:20,171 This year I drew Sue in the office pool Secret Santa. 302 00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:23,470 And I tell ya, I can't think of anything good. 303 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,874 And you are so great at shopping, I thought I'd- 304 00:17:25,944 --> 00:17:27,502 I have the perfect idea. 305 00:17:30,182 --> 00:17:32,116 I think I can tell who wrapped that. 306 00:17:32,184 --> 00:17:34,277 - Who's it for? - Oh. Sue. 307 00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:36,913 I drew her as my Secret Santa. 308 00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:40,254 Wait a minute. That's not possible. Sue's my Secret Santa. 309 00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:42,486 No, Sue's my Secret Santa. 310 00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:45,689 I'm everybody's Secret Santa. 311 00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:47,629 Yeah, you can just drop those wherever. 312 00:17:47,699 --> 00:17:51,032 - You rigged Secret Santa? - How? It was my idea. 313 00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:55,540 You're not the only person at this school who consumes protein powder by the tubful. 314 00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:59,202 Remember when I told you I was taking all those science textbooks... 315 00:17:59,311 --> 00:18:01,336 to an exorcist? 316 00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:03,848 Well, that's what we call a diversion. 317 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:10,281 You filled your tub with your name only. 318 00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:13,791 You're a regular Agatha Christie, except even more sexless. 319 00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:17,522 See, people, I hate Christmas, but I love presents. 320 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:22,795 Look at this. It's a track suit, with a fur-lined hood, for the winter months. 321 00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:24,335 - Thanks, fella. - That was Kurt's idea. 322 00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:27,236 Ah, ah, ah, William. These gifts are legally mine. 323 00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:28,898 You may or not be aware of this... 324 00:18:28,974 --> 00:18:31,272 but I'm an honorary officer of the Lima Police Department. 325 00:18:31,343 --> 00:18:33,402 And if you take my property out of my office... 326 00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:35,743 I will pick up that phone and have you arrested for theft. 327 00:18:35,814 --> 00:18:37,679 We are not gonna let you steal Christmas. 328 00:18:37,749 --> 00:18:40,149 - You're not gonna get away with this. - I think I already have. 329 00:18:40,219 --> 00:18:44,883 William, Elmo, you, get the hell out of my office. 330 00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:49,490 I just gotta say, this is a really expensive blender. 331 00:18:49,561 --> 00:18:51,085 It's top-of-the-line. 332 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:02,433 - At ease, Becky. 333 00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:12,349 I'm gonna stop you right there. 334 00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:14,612 - Why are you wearing that hat? - Because it's Christmas and it's fun. 335 00:19:14,686 --> 00:19:16,620 No, it's offensive. You're wearing a Santa Claus hat. 336 00:19:16,688 --> 00:19:18,121 Yet you're handing me no gifts. I need gifts. 337 00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:19,885 - You want my hat? - It's a start. 338 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:23,387 Coach, we've got a problem. 339 00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:28,358 Thanks, guys. Those go under the tree in the choir room. 340 00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:30,560 Plop it down there. Thank you. 341 00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:34,732 Can you believe it? Six different people got Sue a Shake Weight. 342 00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:40,111 Becky, go into the glove box of my Le Car and bring me my tear gas. 343 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,739 Then get me Gloria Allred. 344 00:19:42,814 --> 00:19:44,748 Merry Christmas, Sue. 345 00:19:44,816 --> 00:19:46,807 As you can see, we're repo'ing your gifts. 346 00:19:46,885 --> 00:19:49,615 Most can't be returned since you inexplicably opened all of them. 347 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:52,384 And I licked each one so no one would touch them. 348 00:19:52,457 --> 00:19:56,052 So the staff has agreed to donate them to the homeless kids at McKinney-Vento. 349 00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:58,119 What is your problem anyway? 350 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,495 Were you one of those kids who never got presents at Christmas? 351 00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:04,502 Yes, Dr. Laura, as a matter of fact, I was, and I'm making up for it now. 352 00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:08,131 - Face it, Sue. We won. - This will not stand. 353 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,732 I have legal rights to those gifts. 354 00:20:10,809 --> 00:20:13,607 You know what, Sue? You don't. I checked with Human Resources. 355 00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:15,306 And because you misrepresented yourself... 356 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:18,178 it is within our legal right to take back these gifts. 357 00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:20,650 Ho, ho, ho. 358 00:20:25,657 --> 00:20:28,649 You know what you are, Sue? You're a grinch. 359 00:20:33,765 --> 00:20:37,257 Are you guys punking me? I thought we were cool after you sang me that song. 360 00:20:37,336 --> 00:20:40,032 - This is serious, Coach. - Remember when you were a kid... 361 00:20:40,105 --> 00:20:42,699 the way you felt when you came downstairs on Christmas morning... 362 00:20:42,774 --> 00:20:44,264 and seeing that Santa had come? 363 00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:46,106 I do love Santa Claus. 364 00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:48,544 One year I asked him for a full set of free weights. 365 00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:52,641 Kept asking my dad, "How did Santa get those 75-pound dumbbells down the chimney?" 366 00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:56,848 Should've suspected something when Dad was in traction until the end of January. 367 00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:59,686 - You've got the perfect Santa body type. - Watch it, Puckerman. 368 00:20:59,791 --> 00:21:02,419 We rented the suit. All you need to do is put it on. 369 00:21:02,461 --> 00:21:05,021 Just tell her that you can't give her the gift of me walking this year. 370 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,861 That seems so harsh and not at all like Santa. 371 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:10,868 She asked Santa for the impossible- me walking again. 372 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:14,133 If Christmas morning comes around and I'm not dancing in Glee Club rehearsal... 373 00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:16,800 with no personal explanation from her idol... 374 00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:19,366 she's gonna lose faith in old St. Nick, and we can't have that. 375 00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:20,809 Tell her the elves are working on it. 376 00:21:20,879 --> 00:21:23,677 Elves have awesome cord blood for stem cell research... 377 00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:26,013 but these advances are a few years away. 378 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,386 - Okay. - Great. 379 00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:31,922 - Then we need you to break into her house. - What? N-No way. 380 00:21:31,990 --> 00:21:33,548 The back door will be open. I talked to her parents. 381 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:36,685 They really want her to believe too. 382 00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:42,592 Look, Coach. The janitor staff got you hideous gloves. 383 00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:44,101 Give me those. 384 00:21:44,169 --> 00:21:46,967 They'll come in handy. No fingerprints. 385 00:21:47,739 --> 00:21:49,366 Suit up, Becky. 386 00:21:49,441 --> 00:21:53,377 I don't understand why we have to dress up, Coach. 387 00:21:53,445 --> 00:21:56,346 Well, this way, if anyone sees us... 388 00:21:56,415 --> 00:21:58,940 we'll have plausible deniability. 389 00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:01,178 You are a rein-dog. 390 00:22:01,219 --> 00:22:02,914 Trust me. They're real. 391 00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:04,956 - How am I looking? - Fantastic, Coach. 392 00:22:05,023 --> 00:22:08,823 You know, Becky, my mastery of camouflage is the only thing... 393 00:22:08,894 --> 00:22:12,796 that kept me from being court-martialed after that My Lai misunderstanding. 394 00:22:12,864 --> 00:22:13,922 Copy that. 395 00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:16,763 Now, let's go get what is rightfully mine. 396 00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:19,895 Schuester thinks I'm a grinch. That's exactly what he's gonna get. 397 00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:28,244 # You're a mean one # 398 00:22:28,313 --> 00:22:30,679 # Sue the grinch # 399 00:22:30,749 --> 00:22:34,708 # You really are a heel # 400 00:22:34,786 --> 00:22:36,879 # You're as cuddly as a cactus # 401 00:22:36,955 --> 00:22:39,048 # You're as charming as an eel # 402 00:22:39,124 --> 00:22:41,149 # Sue the grinch # 403 00:22:41,226 --> 00:22:44,389 # You're a bad banana with a # 404 00:22:44,463 --> 00:22:48,832 # A greasy black peel # 405 00:22:53,638 --> 00:22:55,435 # You're a monster # 406 00:22:55,507 --> 00:22:57,873 # Sue the grinch # 407 00:22:57,943 --> 00:23:01,504 # Your heart's an empty hole # 408 00:23:01,613 --> 00:23:04,241 # Your brain is full of spiders # 409 00:23:04,282 --> 00:23:06,147 # You've got garlic in your soul # 410 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,413 # Sue the grinch # 411 00:23:08,487 --> 00:23:09,920 # I wouldn't touch you # 412 00:23:09,988 --> 00:23:14,687 # With a 39-and-a-half foot pole # 413 00:23:15,827 --> 00:23:17,795 # You're a foul one # 414 00:23:17,863 --> 00:23:20,354 # Sue the grinch # 415 00:23:20,432 --> 00:23:23,959 # You're a nasty, wasty skunk # 416 00:23:24,035 --> 00:23:26,765 # Your heart is full of unwashed socks # 417 00:23:26,838 --> 00:23:28,703 # Your soul is full of gunk # 418 00:23:28,774 --> 00:23:30,207 # Sue the grinch ## 419 00:23:34,012 --> 00:23:36,207 Becky, load it up. 420 00:23:40,118 --> 00:23:41,608 Santa? 421 00:23:43,054 --> 00:23:46,512 Why, Brittany, what are you doing here? 422 00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:50,152 I'm bringing a gift to put under the tree for the homeless kids. 423 00:23:50,228 --> 00:23:53,163 It's a dollhouse. At least their dolls won't be homeless. 424 00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:56,397 What are you doing, Santa? 425 00:23:56,468 --> 00:24:00,529 Well, you see, Brittany, uh, one of the lights on the tree isn't working. 426 00:24:00,639 --> 00:24:03,233 So I'm bringing it back home to my workshop... 427 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:07,473 and I'll fix it up there, and I'll bring it back here. 428 00:24:07,546 --> 00:24:09,036 Oh! 429 00:24:11,249 --> 00:24:12,876 Shuffle on home. 430 00:24:38,276 --> 00:24:42,303 - ## - They took everything. 431 00:24:42,380 --> 00:24:45,406 Including of all Sue's Secret Santa gifts we were gonna give to the homeless kids. 432 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:48,681 Only further proof that everyone in this school hates us no matter what we do. 433 00:24:48,753 --> 00:24:51,119 It's not the school. It's Sue. 434 00:24:51,189 --> 00:24:53,248 - She did this. - It wasn't Sue. It was Santa. 435 00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:57,261 A light was out in the tree. He'd fix everything. We need to let him do his thing. 436 00:24:58,864 --> 00:25:01,924 O-kay. 437 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:05,128 Are you sure Santa was a boy and not a girl, Brittany? 438 00:25:05,203 --> 00:25:07,603 I swear on my life. Santa's a boy. Everybody knows that. 439 00:25:07,672 --> 00:25:10,004 It was probably one of the boys on the football team. 440 00:25:11,309 --> 00:25:13,300 I guess it wasn't Sue. 441 00:25:13,378 --> 00:25:16,074 So our tree is gone. So our presents are missing. 442 00:25:16,147 --> 00:25:18,377 Santa's probably fixing any dents or chips as we speak. 443 00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:20,816 All around the world today... 444 00:25:20,886 --> 00:25:23,286 way worse things have happened to people than this. 445 00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:25,880 Sorry, but I'm not gonna let this get us down. 446 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:29,319 - 'Tis the season. - I agree. 447 00:25:29,394 --> 00:25:31,453 Come on, guys. Let's clean this up. 448 00:25:33,131 --> 00:25:34,962 Come on. 449 00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:39,333 Finn. You and I are the leaders of this club. 450 00:25:39,404 --> 00:25:41,099 We need to fix this. 451 00:25:41,172 --> 00:25:43,106 We have to put everything that's happened behind us... 452 00:25:43,174 --> 00:25:46,234 and save Christmas for the Glee Club. 453 00:25:46,311 --> 00:25:48,472 I wanna make this right. 454 00:25:55,420 --> 00:25:57,581 You smell kind of funny. 455 00:25:57,656 --> 00:25:59,487 Oh. I, um- 456 00:25:59,591 --> 00:26:01,786 I put this on for the car ride over. 457 00:26:01,826 --> 00:26:03,851 I know how much you love the smell of Christmas pine... 458 00:26:03,929 --> 00:26:08,161 but I guess I don't really need it now that we have the real thing, so- 459 00:26:09,901 --> 00:26:13,428 It's so cold out. It's cuddle weather. 460 00:26:13,505 --> 00:26:16,497 It's unseasonably warm actually for this time of year, but, uh- 461 00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:19,510 I just- I really wanted to come here with you. 462 00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:22,138 The Christmas tree is the foundation of Christmas. 463 00:26:22,213 --> 00:26:24,272 It's the hearth of the Christmas home. 464 00:26:24,349 --> 00:26:28,843 Without it, there wouldn't be anywhere to hang the ornaments or put the presents under. 465 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:33,118 Yeah. Whenever we put the tree up, I always knew Christmas was really here. 466 00:26:34,025 --> 00:26:35,959 This thing's too small, but, uh- 467 00:26:36,027 --> 00:26:37,426 - I love this song. 468 00:26:37,495 --> 00:26:39,292 It's my favorite Christmas song. It's Wham! 469 00:26:39,364 --> 00:26:41,889 Yeah. Yeah. Cool. 470 00:26:41,967 --> 00:26:43,366 Um... 471 00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:45,562 I'm gonna look down this row of Fraser first. 472 00:26:45,637 --> 00:26:48,902 Maybe you could check out the Douglases, and I'll meet you at the end. 473 00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:50,905 Okay. 474 00:26:51,042 --> 00:26:53,510 ## 475 00:26:58,350 --> 00:27:02,343 # Last Christmas I gave you my heart # 476 00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:07,357 # But the very next day you gave it away # 477 00:27:07,425 --> 00:27:11,589 # This year, to save me from tears # 478 00:27:11,663 --> 00:27:16,726 # I'll give it to someone special # 479 00:27:16,801 --> 00:27:21,067 # Once bitten and twice shy # 480 00:27:21,139 --> 00:27:25,872 # I keep my distance But you still catch my eye # 481 00:27:25,944 --> 00:27:29,971 - # Tell me, baby, do you recognize me # - # Oh-oh # 482 00:27:30,048 --> 00:27:34,508 # Well, it's been a year It doesn't surprise me # 483 00:27:34,586 --> 00:27:36,110 Happy Christmas. 484 00:27:36,187 --> 00:27:38,781 # I wrapped it up and sent it # 485 00:27:38,857 --> 00:27:43,385 # With a note saying I love you I meant it # 486 00:27:43,461 --> 00:27:46,897 # Now I know what a fool I've been # 487 00:27:46,965 --> 00:27:52,403 # But if you kissed me now I know you'd fool me again # 488 00:27:52,470 --> 00:27:55,598 # Last Christmas I gave you my heart # 489 00:27:55,674 --> 00:28:00,941 - # And the very next day you gave it away # - # Gave it away # 490 00:28:01,046 --> 00:28:05,506 # This year, to save me from tears # 491 00:28:05,550 --> 00:28:10,351 - # I'll give it to someone special # - # Oh, oh # 492 00:28:10,422 --> 00:28:16,361 - # Last Christmas I gave you my heart # - # Oh, oh # 493 00:28:16,428 --> 00:28:19,329 - # But the very next day # - # You gave me away # 494 00:28:19,397 --> 00:28:23,458 - # This year, to save me from tears # - # Oh # 495 00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:27,164 - # I'll give it to someone special # - # I'll give it to someone # 496 00:28:27,238 --> 00:28:30,264 # Special ## 497 00:28:33,945 --> 00:28:38,245 Last year for Christmas, I asked Santa to give me you. 498 00:28:45,657 --> 00:28:47,921 - It's not last year anymore. - It's Christmas, Finn. 499 00:28:47,992 --> 00:28:51,359 - It's time for you to forgive me. - No, I can't. 500 00:28:51,429 --> 00:28:53,954 Okay? This is wrong. I shouldn't have brought you here. 501 00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:56,829 You messed me up, Rachel. 502 00:28:56,901 --> 00:29:00,098 Can't you see how screwed up I am about this? 503 00:29:00,205 --> 00:29:03,368 I've had two girlfriends, and both of them have cheated on me. 504 00:29:05,977 --> 00:29:08,775 Maybe you can ask Santa again for me next year. 505 00:29:08,847 --> 00:29:11,145 I'm officially breaking up with you. 506 00:29:23,027 --> 00:29:23,061 - This was my dad's. 507 00:29:23,062 --> 00:29:25,689 - This was my dad's. 508 00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:28,892 He'd want you to do it- for those kids. 509 00:29:31,136 --> 00:29:32,865 This was my uncle's. 510 00:29:34,973 --> 00:29:36,907 It's the first thing I ever stole actually. 511 00:29:38,409 --> 00:29:40,309 - I'm gonna look terrible. - Shut up. 512 00:29:40,378 --> 00:29:43,836 With your bone structure, you could rock the Rosemary's Baby look and still look good. 513 00:29:43,915 --> 00:29:45,348 I'm gonna look like Jackie Chan. 514 00:29:45,416 --> 00:29:47,179 If Barbra can pull off a bob, so can I. 515 00:29:47,252 --> 00:29:48,583 Enough yapping. Let's do this. 516 00:29:48,653 --> 00:29:50,086 Whoa! What are you guys doing? 517 00:29:50,155 --> 00:29:52,146 We're going all "Gift of the Magi" to raise money... 518 00:29:52,223 --> 00:29:54,157 to buy homeless kids those school supplies. 519 00:29:54,225 --> 00:29:57,854 The guys are gonna sell their watches, and the girls are gonna sell off their hair. 520 00:29:57,929 --> 00:30:00,693 - You can't do that. - No, it's cool. Most of this isn't mine anyway. 521 00:30:00,765 --> 00:30:04,394 I mean, that's not the answer. There are other ways to raise money at Christmastime. 522 00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:06,369 No, but we tried caroling, and it didn't work. 523 00:30:06,437 --> 00:30:08,928 Wait. I thought you and Finn were getting us a new tree. 524 00:30:09,007 --> 00:30:12,067 We went, but Finn bailed before we could get one. 525 00:30:12,143 --> 00:30:13,838 Nice Christmas spirit, Finn. 526 00:30:13,912 --> 00:30:16,676 Wait. Guys, no more fighting. 527 00:30:16,748 --> 00:30:20,707 Have any of you ever actually read "Gift of the Magi"? 528 00:30:22,754 --> 00:30:24,346 None of you? 529 00:30:24,422 --> 00:30:27,516 You don't have to read "Gift of the Magi." Everybody knows what it's about. 530 00:30:27,592 --> 00:30:30,925 Well, if you actually read it, you'd know what it's about. 531 00:30:30,995 --> 00:30:33,589 Yeah, I know what it's about- life freaking sucks. 532 00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:35,132 Actually, you're right. 533 00:30:37,035 --> 00:30:40,436 The first Christmas you remember having is the greatest day of your life. 534 00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:43,702 Your family's all together. There are loads of presents, cookies. 535 00:30:43,775 --> 00:30:45,208 The magic is alive and well. 536 00:30:45,276 --> 00:30:49,007 But before you know it, you grow up. 537 00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:51,480 Work and school and girlfriends take over... 538 00:30:51,549 --> 00:30:53,574 and Christmas becomes more of an obligation. 539 00:30:53,651 --> 00:30:56,984 A reminder of what's lost instead of what's possible. 540 00:30:57,055 --> 00:31:01,253 And all the trees and the presents and even the mistletoe can't change that. 541 00:31:01,359 --> 00:31:03,725 And then when you get to my age... 542 00:31:04,796 --> 00:31:09,426 you're so desperate to get that magic back... 543 00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:13,869 you'd do anything to be able to feel how you did that first Christmas. 544 00:31:15,173 --> 00:31:16,640 So, what should we do? 545 00:31:18,276 --> 00:31:22,269 Put your scissors down. Put your watches back on. 546 00:31:22,347 --> 00:31:25,805 We're gonna go out and find some people who really need some Christmas spirit. 547 00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:28,284 And we are gonna sing for them. 548 00:31:28,353 --> 00:31:32,346 Get a good night's rest, Ken. You're gonna need it. 549 00:31:32,423 --> 00:31:36,018 Barbie took the early flight from Tampa. 550 00:31:44,035 --> 00:31:45,866 Santa? 551 00:31:47,438 --> 00:31:49,167 But it's too early. 552 00:31:50,008 --> 00:31:52,238 Well, you know what they say. 553 00:31:52,310 --> 00:31:54,642 Early's late if you make tomorrow yesterday. 554 00:31:56,214 --> 00:31:57,613 Awesome. 555 00:31:57,682 --> 00:31:59,843 You know, Brittany... 556 00:31:59,951 --> 00:32:02,818 I was in the neighborhood doing a dry run. 557 00:32:02,854 --> 00:32:04,981 I have so many houses to visit on Christmas Eve... 558 00:32:05,056 --> 00:32:07,047 I gotta make sure it goes off without a hitch. 559 00:32:07,125 --> 00:32:08,956 How about you come sit with old Santy? 560 00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:14,531 Okay. How about you sit next to Santy instead? 561 00:32:14,599 --> 00:32:16,328 Santy's just a little stinky. 562 00:32:16,401 --> 00:32:18,665 He needs a good ol' sponge bath from Mrs. Claus. 563 00:32:22,373 --> 00:32:25,831 Brittany, do you remember what you asked me for for Christmas? 564 00:32:25,910 --> 00:32:28,174 Yeah. I asked for Artie to be able to walk. 565 00:32:31,282 --> 00:32:34,945 Is there anything else that you want? Like anything? 566 00:32:35,019 --> 00:32:36,714 No. 567 00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:41,350 Well, see, Santa's trying his best, but that one's a little hard. 568 00:32:42,327 --> 00:32:43,817 But you're magic. 569 00:32:43,895 --> 00:32:47,888 Sometimes what Santa wants to give a good girl like you is patience. 570 00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:51,561 Because, believe it or not, there are even some things that he can't manage. 571 00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:55,936 You know, there was a girl, a little younger than you... 572 00:32:56,007 --> 00:32:57,497 and she was a little husky. 573 00:32:57,575 --> 00:33:00,066 She was always asking Santy for the same thing- 574 00:33:00,178 --> 00:33:03,113 to make her look more like the other girls. 575 00:33:04,182 --> 00:33:07,413 She wasn't asking to be pretty or nothing. 576 00:33:07,485 --> 00:33:09,612 But she just didn't wanna stick out so much. 577 00:33:12,357 --> 00:33:14,348 Santa just couldn't do it. 578 00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:19,091 So instead Santa gave her patience. 579 00:33:19,163 --> 00:33:21,791 And later on, that girl was glad... 580 00:33:21,866 --> 00:33:25,063 that Santy didn't give her what she'd asked him for. 581 00:33:25,136 --> 00:33:29,072 She- She put being husky to good use. 582 00:33:29,140 --> 00:33:31,540 Was her name Ricki Lake? 583 00:33:32,577 --> 00:33:34,511 The point is... 584 00:33:34,579 --> 00:33:37,776 I don't think I'm gonna be able to give you what you're asking for... 585 00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:39,248 even though I'd like to. 586 00:33:39,317 --> 00:33:41,182 - But, Santa- - I'm sorry, punkin. 587 00:33:41,252 --> 00:33:43,880 It's- It's just not gonna happen. 588 00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:48,625 Aren't you gonna go up the chimney? 589 00:33:50,795 --> 00:33:54,458 On- On dry runs, Santy uses the Isuzu. 590 00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:17,321 - What's going on? - I think I've lost the Christmas spirit. 591 00:34:19,357 --> 00:34:22,918 It's Santa. I don't know if I can tell you. 592 00:34:27,532 --> 00:34:30,160 I used to believe that Santa could do anything. 593 00:34:30,234 --> 00:34:35,001 If Santa isn't magical, I don't even know if I wanna believe anymore. 594 00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:38,099 It isn't fair that you can't walk, Artie. I feel so terrible. 595 00:34:38,176 --> 00:34:40,144 Hey. 596 00:34:40,211 --> 00:34:42,702 Look at me. I'm fine. 597 00:34:42,780 --> 00:34:45,408 Hey, guys. We need you in the teachers' lounge. 598 00:34:45,483 --> 00:34:46,472 Mr. Schue. 599 00:34:47,618 --> 00:34:50,985 Brittany's not feeling so good. Santa thing. 600 00:34:51,055 --> 00:34:54,183 If you don't mind, I think I'm gonna take her home, make sure she's okay. 601 00:34:54,258 --> 00:34:56,351 Good idea. We'll make do without you. 602 00:34:56,427 --> 00:34:58,156 Okay. 603 00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:06,559 Hey. Uh, so we're your students. 604 00:35:06,637 --> 00:35:09,572 All year long you suffer through dealing with us. 605 00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:12,933 I imagine having some of us in your classes... 606 00:35:13,010 --> 00:35:15,410 would slowly chip away at your hopes and dreams... 607 00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:18,074 until the whole world just felt like a never-ending nightmare of pain. 608 00:35:18,149 --> 00:35:19,582 - Get to the point, Finn. - Right. 609 00:35:19,650 --> 00:35:23,643 Uh, anyway, we're here today to help raise money for children... 610 00:35:23,721 --> 00:35:26,281 that have a lot less than we do. 611 00:35:26,357 --> 00:35:29,053 And I know some of us have had a hard Christmas. 612 00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:32,585 But what we've come to learn is that no matter how tough things get... 613 00:35:32,663 --> 00:35:37,532 there isn't anything that more Santa or a couple more jingle bells can't cure. 614 00:35:37,602 --> 00:35:39,661 Well, Becky, we did it. 615 00:35:39,737 --> 00:35:42,137 We got all my presents back. 616 00:35:42,206 --> 00:35:45,869 And as satisfying as it is to have been gifted enough rotisserie ovens... 617 00:35:45,943 --> 00:35:48,377 to roast an entire hobo... 618 00:35:48,446 --> 00:35:50,971 for me the real joy of Christmas... 619 00:35:51,048 --> 00:35:53,448 was breaking the collective heart of the Glee Club. 620 00:35:58,556 --> 00:36:01,320 - What's that, Coach? - ## 621 00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:13,467 # Fahoo fores Dahoo dores # 622 00:36:13,538 --> 00:36:17,770 # Welcome Christmas Come this way # 623 00:36:17,842 --> 00:36:21,938 # Fahoo fores Dahoo dores # 624 00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:26,416 # Welcome Christmas Christmas Day # 625 00:36:26,484 --> 00:36:30,716 # Welcome, welcome Fahoo ramus # 626 00:36:30,788 --> 00:36:34,986 # Welcome, welcome Dahoo damus # 627 00:36:35,059 --> 00:36:38,927 # Christmas Day is in our grasp # 628 00:36:38,996 --> 00:36:44,957 # So long as we have hands to clasp # 629 00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:49,234 # Fahoo fores Dahoo dores # 630 00:36:49,307 --> 00:36:53,403 # Welcome Christmas Bring your cheer # 631 00:36:53,477 --> 00:36:57,811 # Fahoo fores Dahoo dores # 632 00:36:57,882 --> 00:37:02,080 # Welcome all who's far and near # 633 00:37:02,153 --> 00:37:06,419 # Welcome Christmas Fahoo ramus # 634 00:37:06,490 --> 00:37:10,426 # Welcome Christmas Dahoo damus # 635 00:37:10,494 --> 00:37:15,056 # Christmastime will always be # 636 00:37:15,132 --> 00:37:19,592 # Just as long as we have Glee # 637 00:37:20,538 --> 00:37:24,497 # Fahoo fores Dahoo dores # 638 00:37:24,575 --> 00:37:29,171 # Welcome Christmas Bring your light # 639 00:37:37,288 --> 00:37:39,882 Christmas came anyway, Coach. 640 00:37:40,625 --> 00:37:43,116 It's beautiful. 641 00:37:45,363 --> 00:37:46,853 It is. 642 00:37:59,076 --> 00:37:59,543 So, how much did we raise? 643 00:37:59,544 --> 00:38:00,771 So, how much did we raise? 644 00:38:00,845 --> 00:38:03,507 210 bucks. And that's after my cut. 645 00:38:03,581 --> 00:38:04,980 I'm kidding. 646 00:38:05,049 --> 00:38:07,540 Now that you're divorced and Miss Pillsbury married another guy... 647 00:38:07,618 --> 00:38:09,552 I guess you'll be spending Christmas Eve alone. 648 00:38:09,620 --> 00:38:11,178 Yes, Rachel, I am. 649 00:38:11,255 --> 00:38:14,019 Well, I know how painful being alone can feel. 650 00:38:14,091 --> 00:38:15,718 So if you want, come over to my house. 651 00:38:15,793 --> 00:38:17,727 We're gonna eat Chinese and watch The Main Event. 652 00:38:17,795 --> 00:38:20,263 Thanks, Rachel. I think I'm gonna pass. 653 00:38:20,331 --> 00:38:22,322 Nothing wrong with being alone. 654 00:38:30,708 --> 00:38:32,369 Artie. 655 00:38:32,443 --> 00:38:35,207 - Oh, my God! 656 00:38:40,184 --> 00:38:43,642 It's called a ReWalk. Some guy in Israel invented it. 657 00:38:43,721 --> 00:38:46,281 I can't use it all the time, but- 658 00:38:47,491 --> 00:38:48,981 Check me out. 659 00:39:06,777 --> 00:39:08,711 Where did you get it? 660 00:39:08,779 --> 00:39:12,442 We went home, and it was sitting under my Christmas tree. 661 00:39:12,516 --> 00:39:15,212 How the hell did you afford that thing? 662 00:39:15,286 --> 00:39:18,983 I didn't buy it. I didn't know what it was. I thought it was a Transformer. 663 00:39:19,056 --> 00:39:23,891 I assumed her dad got it for me, but he has no idea where it came from. 664 00:39:23,961 --> 00:39:26,953 He went to take a long poop, and when he came back, it was there. 665 00:39:27,031 --> 00:39:29,295 So if no one we know bought it for you, then- 666 00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:30,959 Santa brought it. 667 00:39:32,536 --> 00:39:34,231 Santa. 668 00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:36,729 Santa. 669 00:39:38,876 --> 00:39:40,503 A real Christmas miracle. 670 00:40:32,463 --> 00:40:33,794 Hey, Will. 671 00:40:36,734 --> 00:40:39,828 - How-How did you get in here? - I had a key made ages ago. 672 00:40:40,771 --> 00:40:42,204 How do you like your tree? 673 00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:46,542 Uh, it's- it's- it's beautiful. 674 00:40:46,610 --> 00:40:49,044 What's going on? What's with all the presents? 675 00:40:49,113 --> 00:40:53,243 Well, you remember that old meanie who stole all that stuff out of the choir room? 676 00:40:53,851 --> 00:40:55,250 Well, she's sorry. 677 00:40:57,021 --> 00:40:58,818 Really? 678 00:40:58,923 --> 00:41:01,221 And what made her change her mind? 679 00:41:01,258 --> 00:41:05,092 I don't know. Call it a Christmas miracle, and we'll leave it at that. 680 00:41:05,162 --> 00:41:08,029 Now, I know a lot of these gifts are for orphans or something... 681 00:41:08,098 --> 00:41:10,794 but, uh, I got you something special. 682 00:41:11,735 --> 00:41:13,498 It's okay. It's not gonna explode. 683 00:41:19,743 --> 00:41:22,371 I thought you might wanna put all of us out of our misery... 684 00:41:22,446 --> 00:41:24,038 and shave off that Chia Pet. 685 00:41:27,218 --> 00:41:29,083 Thanks, Sue. 686 00:41:29,153 --> 00:41:33,089 - The tree really does look great. - Well, Santa had some helpers. 687 00:41:38,829 --> 00:41:41,297 No one should be alone on Christmas Eve, Mr. Schuester. 688 00:41:41,365 --> 00:41:43,299 Too much talking, lady, and not enough trimming. 689 00:41:43,367 --> 00:41:45,267 Come on. Let's get some Christmas up in here. 690 00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:52,305 I thought you hated the holidays. 691 00:41:54,612 --> 00:41:56,603 No, I just hate you. 692 00:42:01,385 --> 00:42:04,047 Maybe we should just throw popcorn on the tree as decoration. 693 00:42:04,121 --> 00:42:06,316 Merry Christmas, Sue. 694 00:42:06,390 --> 00:42:08,119 Merry Christmas, Will. 695 00:42:58,008 --> 00:42:58,997 English - US - SDH