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previously on "weeds"...
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there are many safe and ethnically diverse
neighbourhoods in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
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Shane,who are you talking to?
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Dad.
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I need to rent your empty house.
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We need a grow house.
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Can you deal with that?
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Hello -- Eve Meriweather,
education coordinator,
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Absolute Truth Ministries campus.
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The wrath of Doug.
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It's comin'.
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What kind of man tears a
cross off the roof of a church?
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An impressive one, I'm guessing.
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That's a big fucking cross.
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I read an article in the paper about
this cross of theirs that got stolen.
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I think I just found it.
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You got a call.
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From who?
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Roy till.
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He's with the D.E.A.
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I have questions.
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You do?
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I don't think our business
arrangement's gonna work out.
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And why's that?
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My customers don't
seem to like your product.
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That's a shame.
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Three guys on motorcycles pulled
me out of the car.
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They said they're coming after you.
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They're coming after all of us.
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So, what do you want from me?
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What kind of protection would I
get for half of everything?
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Anyone fucks with you, they fuck with me.
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When they go down, they go down hard.
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Fine.
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The fire started in their grow field.
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Someone torched it.
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You wouldn't happen to
know anything about that, would you?
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proudly presents
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Weeds
Season03 Episode15
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Good Morning.
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After a long night battling
darkness, treacherous conditions,
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and high walls of flame,
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firefighters still do not have
this searing blaze under control.
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The west end of the
charter school is gone.
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We're trying to save the worship
hall now, but we're just not equipped.
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Oy vey.
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Almost 300 acres and
several homes have burned,
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and with Santa Ana winds blowing
strong and tinder-dry conditions,
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This fire shows no signs of weakness.
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They say arson is a sexual crime.
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Couldn't you have just rubbed one out?
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You did this?
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Of course not.
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You took care of the bikers, didn't you?
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There are tinder-dry conditions
out there, warm temperatures,
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low rainfall, high-density housing
in a natural habitat, Santa Ana winds.
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Not my fault.
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You're a gangster.
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Shut up.
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Well, I'm proud of you.
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- Don't be.
- Don't be.
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Well, what's our next move?
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- Pitts-- - don't even
fucking say Pittsburgh, okay?
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We've had enough of that shit.
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Just deal like the rest of us.
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- Pittsburgh.
- Dipshit.
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Dad!
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Okay, enough, everybody.
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Time to pack up.
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We're leaving.
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Take only what's really important, okay?
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Everybody go.
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Firefighters continue to lose ground in majestic
despite the efforts of several local agencies.
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We take you there live for an update.
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Everything we couldn't get into
the van we wrapped in trash bags,
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which we sunk to the bottom of the pool,
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because we figure the
pool can't burn, right?
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Now we're just praying that water doesn't
get into the bags and destroy the bowflex.
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I am sorry to interrupt.
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We have just received word that the
evacuation of lower Majestic is now mandatory.
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I repeat -- there is now a mandatory
call for evacuation in lower Majestic.
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Firefighters are going door to door,
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telling people to get out immediately
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as this insatiable
conflagration continues to rage.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Firemen hello?
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You're blocking my driveway.
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I can't pull my car out.
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We can't move the truck, ma'am.
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We asked for a voluntary
evacuation of this area.
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The evacuation order is now mandatory.
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Ah, well, how am i supposed to evacuate with
your truck parked in front of my fucking driveway?
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Well, there are shuttle buses running to the
evacuation center every two blocks, ma'am.
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I just finished loading up the car.
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Come on, it'll take you two
seconds, and I'll be on my merry way.
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- Please?
- Got it?
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Oh, you spiteful, fucking piece of shit.
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What if this was your house, hmm?
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And all of your things?
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I live in a shitty apartment, and
my ex-wife has all the good stuff,
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so I probably wouldn't
give a shit, ma'am.
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But you're welcome that I'm risking my
life and lungs trying to save your home,
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your hybrid, and all your crap.
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You know what?
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Fair enough.
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You know, I don't need any of this.
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- I'm going to the shuttle!
- Good for you.
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Here's my phone number.
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Call me... a few drinks.
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Some angry sex.
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Here I go.
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Okay, we need to be leaving.
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I smell smoke.
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Damn, Heylia you get
nervous around the barbecue.
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Just let me pack a few more plants.
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Look, we've done most of what we can do.
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House burns down,we start again.
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House still standing, we
go back to work in a few days.
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Oh, no.
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I'm getting too old for this shit
-- growing here and running there.
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Fuck it. I'm going legit.
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Now, what the fuck are you talking about?
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I'm opening up a club.
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Heylia's Compassionate Care.
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What? I still got my connections.
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You gonna buy from me?
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So long as I don't have to
know where you growing it...
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and I don't have to
see your fucking girlfriend.
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She's not my girlfriend.
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Fine...
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your cock-charming fuck buddy.
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You know, I'm done fighting,
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'cause I know you gonna
do what you gonna do.
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I'm simply asking that
you keep it out my face,
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and I hope for your sake, she
make a decent turkey,
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'cause she ain't coming to
my house for thanksgiving.
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Now, look at that timing.
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There you go.
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Residents in Northern Majestic
have been ordered to evacuate,
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and voluntary evacuations are
in effect for lower majestic
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and the area formerly
known as Agrestic township.
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All evacuees are welcome here to
the Summer Canyon Recreation Center.
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Dan, back to you in the studio.
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All right, that's it, guys.
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Let's get back as soon as we can.
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Careful.
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Careful! This is my dad,
not a washing machine.
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I'm fine, honey.
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No, you're not.
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You were banging around in
there like a pinball.
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And were you trying to hit every
pothole, or do you just suck at your job?
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It's been a long night.
She's tired, cranky.
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Dad, you need to stop being such a pussy.
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I'm not always gonna be around.
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Here we go.
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I'm ready.
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What's that?
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My turtles.
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You have turtles?
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Franco and Warhol.
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How long have you had turtles?
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I won them last year at a carnival.
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Turtles. How did I not
know you had turtles...
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for a year?
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No, honey. No waffle maker.
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We don't need it.
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Homeowner's insurance policy,deed
to the house, birth certificates.
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Daddy's earthquake box.
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He reminded me about it this morning.
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Well, tell him thanks.
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He doesn't want to leave the house, mom.
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Good thing he can't catch fire.
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But we can, so we got to go.
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Does he understand that?
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I'm not leaving if he's not leaving.
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Shane...
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This has gone far enough, really.
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I'm not leaving.
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No, it's my turn to talk.
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Can I talk, please? Thank you.
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Kindly tell our son that
he needs to leave
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because his safety is more important
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than hanging out with you in this
prefab shitbox you loved so well.
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You both need to let it go.
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No, my hair's the same.
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Okay, I stopped straightening it.
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All right,are you gonna tell him? Fine.
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Shane, your father wants you to go.
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I'll start loading the car.
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The evacuation
center --
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captive audience. High anxiety level.
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Where there's smoke,there's smoke.
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We need to stop off and get
my seedlings at the grow house.
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No.
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I'm not leaving without my work.
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Fine,I'll go and get it.
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You guys, take the van and
go to the rec center.
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I'll meet you there.
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Start loading.
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Did you know Shane had turtles?
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Franco and Warhol.
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Right. Go.
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Live at the scene here.
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Mandatory evacuations
of areas of Majestic...
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Look at that! It's
right behind the golf course.
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Okay, team,we're in a giant roomful
of unhappy people with lots of cash.
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So let's take their cash and
make them happy, okay?
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On my count. One, two, three.
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Break!
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♪ Where there's
fire,people like to smoke ♪
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♪ where there's
fire,people like to toke ♪
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♪ oh, where there's
fire,we can all get paid ♪
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♪ and if we're lucky,maybe
we'll get laid ♪
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Your phone broken?
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Sorry about that.
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I was trying to get as much
out as I could before I lock up.
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It's nuts out there.
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Couldn't even drive over here.
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I had to park and sneak
under the barricade.
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Should you even be here?
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I was sent.
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Got to rescue the magical Silas strain.
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Plus, I hear there's a
firebarreling towards this house.
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I was wondering if there'sanything
I could take with me.
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Heylia took a bunch of
it,but grab what you can.
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And dole it out as slow as you can, because
I think that's gonna be it for a while.
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Wildfire.
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Guillermo fire.
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No shit?
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I don't think he meant for it to spread.
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He was burning out the bikers.
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That's what happens when
you make a deal with the devil --
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fire.
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Fire.
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"Fire on the mountain."
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The grateful dead.
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Can you make a turkey?
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Can I make a turkey?
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Where did that come from?
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Just answer the question.
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I can... buy a turkey.
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Heylia makes, uh,these
deep-fried turkeys.
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Unbelievable.
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Yeah.
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Can't really see myself deep-frying.
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I'm more of a
bake-and-broil kind of girl.
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Microwave? Think I could fit
a turkey in the microwave?
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You'd have to have a
pretty big microwave.
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Or a pretty small turkey.
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Nancy...
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What are you gonna do?
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If it all burns down?
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Your house.
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Your suburb.
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Well...
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I guess...
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I guess I'd have to go.
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Cookies! Would you
liketo buy some cookies?
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Drink up.
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00:12:52,310 --> 00:12:55,840
So, what's our next move, Nance?
264
00:12:55,850 --> 00:12:57,910
I thought I'd get some cheese.
265
00:12:57,920 --> 00:12:59,820
They're making fondue at cot 14.
266
00:12:59,830 --> 00:13:01,300
No, not that.
267
00:13:01,310 --> 00:13:04,660
The business, our friend Mary Jane.
268
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:08,380
Why don't we see how the fire goes,
and then we can re-group?
269
00:13:08,390 --> 00:13:12,200
Well, don't forget that I am
in the group when we re-group.
270
00:13:12,210 --> 00:13:15,220
Fine. If we regroup the
group,you'll be in the group.
271
00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:18,450
She's got a great ass, your mom.
272
00:13:18,460 --> 00:13:20,120
Don't be gross.
273
00:13:20,130 --> 00:13:22,080
I was just kidding.
274
00:13:23,090 --> 00:13:24,860
Isabel...
275
00:13:25,620 --> 00:13:28,170
are you really a lesbian?
276
00:13:30,190 --> 00:13:33,150
Do you really talk to your dead father?
277
00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:37,510
I gotta go to the bathroom.
278
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:39,920
Go.
279
00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:43,170
Agrestic -- shit
Majestic police!
280
00:13:43,180 --> 00:13:45,270
Hello! Anyone here?
281
00:13:45,660 --> 00:13:48,070
Holy shit. Hello?
282
00:13:48,380 --> 00:13:49,280
Anyone here?
283
00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:51,470
Sorry, guys. You
really got to clear out now.
284
00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:53,410
The fire's up the block,
and it's moving fast.
285
00:13:53,420 --> 00:13:55,040
Holy shit.
286
00:13:55,050 --> 00:13:57,610
I think they shot "Peckers of
the Caribbean" here.
287
00:13:58,300 --> 00:13:59,580
Okay, the fire just took
out the Olive Garden.
288
00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:01,860
Come on, guys,we really got to go.
289
00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:06,430
Franco, like the spanish dictator?
290
00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:10,390
Franco, like Franco Harris, the
steelers hall-of-fame football player.
291
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:13,010
Honey, I know where you're
going with this.
292
00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:16,310
We are never going
to move to pittsburgh.
293
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,330
Mommy hates the cold.
294
00:14:19,340 --> 00:14:22,100
If you still feel this strongly
about it in five years,
295
00:14:22,110 --> 00:14:23,860
you can apply to Carnegie Mellon.
296
00:14:23,870 --> 00:14:28,480
"And he doth great wonders, so that
he maketh fire come from heaven..."
297
00:14:28,490 --> 00:14:29,940
creepy.
298
00:14:31,230 --> 00:14:32,730
What about Tampa?
299
00:14:36,010 --> 00:14:37,200
Oh, I gotta go.
300
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,550
"And men were scorched with great heat, "
301
00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:43,930
"and blasphemed the name of god,
which hath power over these plagues."
302
00:14:43,940 --> 00:14:44,780
Amen!
303
00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:47,040
Stand up.
304
00:14:47,790 --> 00:14:50,550
Raise your hands high and pray for him!
305
00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:57,240
♪ the jesus freaks are singing ♪
306
00:14:57,250 --> 00:15:00,100
♪ the jesus freaks are singing ♪
307
00:15:00,110 --> 00:15:02,690
♪ the jesus freaks are singing ♪
308
00:15:02,700 --> 00:15:05,830
♪ they're annoying,self-righteous, and lame ♪
309
00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:16,420
Everybody, come on. All together now.
310
00:15:19,730 --> 00:15:21,440
So, it's not your house?
311
00:15:21,450 --> 00:15:23,580
No. No.
312
00:15:23,860 --> 00:15:25,980
That house belongs to Celia.
313
00:15:25,990 --> 00:15:27,600
Celia Hodes.
314
00:15:27,610 --> 00:15:29,390
H-O-D-E-S.
316
00:15:32,470 --> 00:15:36,710
Well, because my company bought
it, and then I gave it to Celia.
317
00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:41,140
Now, why would you give this Celia
person a house, Mr. Groff?
318
00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:45,030
Because she was my lover.
319
00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:46,750
And it was good.
320
00:15:47,350 --> 00:15:50,660
And she was getting a divorce,
and she wanted a house.
321
00:15:50,670 --> 00:15:52,630
But I couldn't put it in her name
322
00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:55,200
because the divorce hadn't
gone through yet.
323
00:15:55,210 --> 00:15:58,630
The power of passion makes
you do crazy things,
324
00:15:58,640 --> 00:15:59,910
Captain Till, is it?
325
00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:02,570
Okay, so, you buy her a house,
326
00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:05,870
and I assume you're
fucking her in said house,
327
00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:08,610
she of the magical house-earning pussy.
328
00:16:08,620 --> 00:16:12,880
Did you not notice the many marijuana
plants that were growing in her living room?
329
00:16:12,890 --> 00:16:14,590
Well, we broke up a few weeks ago,
330
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:17,840
so she must have started growing
it right after that.
331
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:22,140
You know, it's funny. I would have never
pegged her as the drug-dealing type.
332
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,340
She's a very complicated woman.
333
00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:30,120
Jesus, Groff, if I let you stick your
finger up my ass, can I get a porsche?
334
00:16:31,730 --> 00:16:33,850
May I go now, Captain Till?
My work here's finished.
335
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:36,070
I'm due in Colorado
Springs in three days,
336
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:38,580
and it's time for me to hit the road.
337
00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:41,680
Leave a numberwhere I can reach you.
338
00:16:41,890 --> 00:16:43,920
- Will do.
- Go.
339
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,960
Hey, I just got a call from Guillermo,
and I need to go meet him.
340
00:17:00,970 --> 00:17:02,540
No.
341
00:17:02,550 --> 00:17:05,800
Nancy, no. Just stay here.
342
00:17:05,810 --> 00:17:07,400
Stay here with me and the kids.
343
00:17:07,410 --> 00:17:09,610
Get your toes done,sell some weed.
344
00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:11,860
I hear there's fondue at cot 14.
345
00:17:11,870 --> 00:17:14,020
It was just a cheese plate.
346
00:17:14,540 --> 00:17:17,050
You need to stop hanging
out with bad people.
347
00:17:17,060 --> 00:17:19,110
The man set a town on fire.
348
00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:21,560
All the more reason not to piss him off.
349
00:17:21,570 --> 00:17:24,340
We just need to talk, Guillermo and me.
350
00:17:24,350 --> 00:17:25,540
I'll be back soon.
351
00:17:25,550 --> 00:17:28,290
Do you have some sort of a plan?
352
00:17:30,290 --> 00:17:32,850
I'm working on it. Work in progress.
353
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:34,810
I got to get going.
354
00:17:35,580 --> 00:17:36,700
They found the cross!
355
00:17:36,710 --> 00:17:38,110
It's in a house in Majestic.
356
00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:39,870
We have to save it!
357
00:17:40,490 --> 00:17:41,730
Majestic's on fire.
358
00:17:41,740 --> 00:17:42,890
Jesus will protect us.
359
00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:45,170
Jesus will protect us!
360
00:17:45,540 --> 00:17:47,590
Jesus does not make you flame-retardant.
361
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,550
I have to go.
362
00:17:52,380 --> 00:17:54,310
This was not what I had in mind.
363
00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:56,330
Act of god, baby.
364
00:17:56,340 --> 00:17:58,310
Fire's part of nature.
365
00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:00,360
Act of stupidity.
366
00:18:01,220 --> 00:18:03,570
Those are people's homes.
367
00:18:03,580 --> 00:18:06,530
FEMA's gonna set them up at the Marriott.
368
00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:11,350
They're gonna get room service for
two months, premium cable.
369
00:18:11,820 --> 00:18:17,220
And they'll come back, see it
all built up bigger... brighter...
370
00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:20,880
and then god's gonna burn
it down again...
371
00:18:21,510 --> 00:18:24,380
'cause they don't belong
herein the first place.
372
00:18:25,130 --> 00:18:27,680
And the whole thing starts over.
373
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:29,900
It's the circle of life.
374
00:18:29,910 --> 00:18:31,760
Hakuna matata.
375
00:18:31,770 --> 00:18:34,250
My house is about to burn to the ground.
376
00:18:34,260 --> 00:18:35,250
You got insurance?
377
00:18:35,260 --> 00:18:37,240
My weed is about to burn to the ground.
378
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:40,550
My customer base is about
to burn to the ground.
379
00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:42,730
For that, I don't have insurance.
380
00:18:42,740 --> 00:18:47,500
Couldn't get themto offer me a
drug-dealer,loss-of-product policy.
381
00:18:47,510 --> 00:18:49,310
Then it's a sign.
382
00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:50,770
A sign?
383
00:18:50,780 --> 00:18:55,390
That it's time to move on,
that you don't belong here.
384
00:18:56,140 --> 00:18:58,560
This is not your home.
385
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,720
What happened to the bikers?
386
00:19:01,730 --> 00:19:03,950
They moving on, too.
387
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:06,590
But I don't think your
paths are gonna cross.
388
00:19:07,220 --> 00:19:09,290
What am I gonna do?
389
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,530
You're white.
390
00:19:12,540 --> 00:19:15,710
You're smart, pretty.
391
00:19:16,140 --> 00:19:18,440
Yeah, I'll think of
something, huh? Fuck you.
392
00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:21,090
That's my entire life. All that.
393
00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:24,250
Your entire life. Come on.
394
00:19:24,770 --> 00:19:27,040
This is one tiny valley.
395
00:19:27,050 --> 00:19:29,750
Over the hill, there's another one just like it.
396
00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:32,470
Then another hill and another valley.
397
00:19:32,990 --> 00:19:35,740
And it goes like that, just over and over,
398
00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:38,290
all the way south to Mexico.
399
00:19:40,710 --> 00:19:43,160
You're facing west.
400
00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:46,170
See, I could use you.
401
00:19:46,950 --> 00:19:49,270
You tell me which way is south.
402
00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:50,730
You be my navigator.
403
00:19:50,740 --> 00:19:52,750
Hand off the ass.
404
00:19:53,740 --> 00:19:56,720
And thank youfor the muscle.
405
00:19:57,610 --> 00:20:00,270
Sorry I can't pay you.
406
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:02,320
It's not my fault, is it?
407
00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:05,070
I bring a lot of mota across the border.
408
00:20:05,780 --> 00:20:06,450
Yeah.
409
00:20:07,210 --> 00:20:08,440
I'm not selling for you.
410
00:20:08,450 --> 00:20:10,440
I'm nobody's bitch anymore.
411
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:13,390
Nah, we'd take youoff the sales floor.
412
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,500
That's forthe little people.
413
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,890
Navigator.
414
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:20,940
I get stuckin traffic a lot.
415
00:20:22,270 --> 00:20:23,990
Traffic?
416
00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:26,210
Which one is your house?
417
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,330
That one.
418
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:33,300
No, that one?
419
00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:36,320
I don't know. It's over there somewhere.
420
00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:39,360
Maybe the fire won't get there.
421
00:20:40,420 --> 00:20:43,070
And you canstay here forever.
422
00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:45,620
Gotta go.
423
00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:55,660
♪ Well, this is just like the superdome ♪
424
00:20:55,940 --> 00:20:58,650
♪ except no rape or piles of human waste ♪
425
00:20:58,660 --> 00:21:03,830
♪ it's still not quite like home even though
we got wi-fi,some cookies, toothpaste ♪
426
00:21:04,140 --> 00:21:06,580
♪ yeah, it's just like the superdome ♪
427
00:21:06,870 --> 00:21:09,610
♪ 'cept everyone's white and middle-class ♪
428
00:21:09,620 --> 00:21:11,220
♪ we got some yoga people chanting ♪
429
00:21:11,230 --> 00:21:15,530
♪ there's lots of gatorade and
toilet paper to wipe our ass ♪
430
00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:20,040
♪ this is just likethe superdo-oh-ome ♪
431
00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:25,140
Apparently, a religious group chanting
432
00:21:25,150 --> 00:21:26,880
- "jesus will protect us"
- Check it out
433
00:21:26,890 --> 00:21:31,500
forced their way into the burning house
in an attempt to rescue the majestic cross.
434
00:21:31,510 --> 00:21:36,090
Now those members are being treated at a nearby
hospital for minor burns and smoke inhalation.
435
00:21:36,100 --> 00:21:39,560
Can you tell us why you
ran into a burning house?
436
00:21:39,570 --> 00:21:41,580
The lord told us to go.
437
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:43,410
Okay, I'm over her.
438
00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:46,480
Hodes?Celia hodes?
439
00:21:46,490 --> 00:21:50,170
If Celia Hodes is in the room,
could you please raise your hand?
440
00:21:50,570 --> 00:21:53,030
Hodes? Celia hodes?
441
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:55,760
I think they're calling you.
442
00:21:55,770 --> 00:21:57,690
Is there some kind of raffle that I didn't get in on?
443
00:21:57,700 --> 00:21:59,200
I hate it when I miss out!
444
00:21:59,210 --> 00:22:00,270
I don't think so.
445
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:02,630
Well, raise your hand.
See what they want.
446
00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:04,730
Here! She's right here!
447
00:22:05,110 --> 00:22:07,280
- Celia hodes?
- Yeah?
448
00:22:18,490 --> 00:22:20,390
Nancy botwin.
449
00:22:29,810 --> 00:22:31,060
Sorry, ma'am.
450
00:22:31,070 --> 00:22:32,980
This whole area's been evacuated.
451
00:22:32,990 --> 00:22:34,050
I know.
452
00:22:34,060 --> 00:22:34,870
I live here.
453
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:37,530
I evacuated. It's just my house is right there.
Please?
454
00:22:37,540 --> 00:22:40,480
Ma'am, the fire's ripping through
the canyon right behind your house.
455
00:22:40,490 --> 00:22:42,400
- It's not safe.
- Look...
456
00:22:43,990 --> 00:22:46,120
My husband's ashes are in there.
457
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:48,810
Please, I forgotmy husband's ashes.
458
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:50,870
Let me go in there. My
house is right there.
459
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:52,380
I'm begging you. Please.
460
00:22:54,190 --> 00:22:54,950
You live right there?
461
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:57,170
Yeah, that's my house right there.
462
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:01,130
Two minutes. I'm counting.Go.
463
00:24:12,940 --> 00:24:16,320
Andy, get the kids ready
to go. I'm coming back.
464
00:24:16,330 --> 00:24:17,990
It's time to hit the road.
465
00:24:18,950 --> 00:24:21,670
No, now, Andy! Do it!
466
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,970
Well, then don't make me yell.
467
00:24:26,140 --> 00:24:28,200
Okay. See you soon.
468
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:38,360
Judah...
469
00:24:39,430 --> 00:24:41,480
if you're still here...
470
00:24:42,670 --> 00:24:44,300
I tried.
471
00:25:15,780 --> 00:25:18,330
Hey... where are the ashes?
472
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:24,470
I forgot that, uh,we buried him.
473
00:25:24,970 --> 00:25:27,270
Thanks, though. Gotta go.
474
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Season03 Episode15