1 00:00:02,077 --> 00:00:04,163 Previously on Weeds... 2 00:00:04,246 --> 00:00:07,541 There are many safe and ethnically diverse neighbourhoods in Pittsburgh. 3 00:00:07,625 --> 00:00:10,377 - Shane, who are you talking to? - Dad. 4 00:00:13,255 --> 00:00:15,049 I need to rent your empty house. 5 00:00:15,132 --> 00:00:17,176 We need a grow house. Can you deal with that? 6 00:00:17,259 --> 00:00:20,054 Hello, Eve Meriweather, education coordinator, 7 00:00:20,137 --> 00:00:22,681 Absolute Truth Ministries campus. 8 00:00:22,765 --> 00:00:25,351 The wrath of Doug. It's coming. 9 00:00:25,434 --> 00:00:29,063 What kind of man tears a cross off the roof of a church? 10 00:00:29,188 --> 00:00:32,441 An impressive one, I'm guessing. That's a big fucking cross. 11 00:00:32,524 --> 00:00:35,694 I read an article in the paper about this cross of theirs that got stolen. 12 00:00:35,778 --> 00:00:37,112 I think I just found it. 13 00:00:37,738 --> 00:00:40,241 - You got a call. - From who? 14 00:00:40,324 --> 00:00:43,536 Roy Till. He's with the DEA. 15 00:00:43,619 --> 00:00:46,372 - I have questions. - You do? 16 00:00:46,455 --> 00:00:48,624 Our business arrangement's not gonna work out. 17 00:00:48,707 --> 00:00:49,750 And why's that? 18 00:00:49,833 --> 00:00:52,336 My customers don't seem to like your product. 19 00:00:52,419 --> 00:00:53,796 That's a shame. 20 00:00:53,879 --> 00:00:56,423 Three guys on motorcycles pulled me out of the car. 21 00:00:56,507 --> 00:00:59,218 They said they're coming after you, after all of us. 22 00:00:59,301 --> 00:01:00,886 So what do you want from me? 23 00:01:00,970 --> 00:01:03,639 What kind of protection would I get for half of everything? 24 00:01:03,722 --> 00:01:06,183 Anyone fucks with you, they fuck with me. 25 00:01:06,267 --> 00:01:09,311 When they go down, they go down hard. 26 00:01:09,395 --> 00:01:10,437 Fine. 27 00:01:10,521 --> 00:01:14,149 The fire started in their grow field. Someone torched it. 28 00:01:14,233 --> 00:01:17,111 You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you? 29 00:01:28,038 --> 00:01:30,833 ♪ Little boxes on the hillside 30 00:01:30,916 --> 00:01:33,544 ♪ Little boxes made of ticky-tacky 31 00:01:33,627 --> 00:01:36,213 ♪ Little boxes on the hillside 32 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:38,591 ♪ Little boxes all the same 33 00:01:38,674 --> 00:01:41,343 ♪ There's a green one and a pink one 34 00:01:41,427 --> 00:01:43,971 ♪ And a blue one and a yellow one 35 00:01:44,054 --> 00:01:46,515 ♪ And they're all made out of ticky-tacky 36 00:01:46,599 --> 00:01:49,268 ♪ And they all look just the same 37 00:01:50,436 --> 00:01:53,314 ♪ And the people in the houses 38 00:01:53,397 --> 00:01:55,774 ♪ All went to the university 39 00:01:55,858 --> 00:01:58,444 ♪ Where they were put in boxes 40 00:01:58,527 --> 00:02:00,988 ♪ And they came out all the same 41 00:02:01,071 --> 00:02:03,699 ♪ And there's doctors and lawyers 42 00:02:03,782 --> 00:02:06,535 ♪ And business executives 43 00:02:06,619 --> 00:02:09,914 ♪ And they're all made out of ticky-tacky 44 00:02:09,955 --> 00:02:13,250 ♪ And they all look just the same ♪ 45 00:02:15,669 --> 00:02:19,381 Good morning. After a long night battling darkness, treacherous conditions, 46 00:02:19,465 --> 00:02:20,841 and high walls of flame, 47 00:02:20,925 --> 00:02:24,678 fire-fighters still do not have this searing blaze under control. 48 00:02:24,762 --> 00:02:27,556 The west end of the charter school is gone. 49 00:02:27,640 --> 00:02:30,893 We're trying to save the worship hall now, but we're just not equipped... 50 00:02:30,976 --> 00:02:32,394 Oi vey! 51 00:02:32,478 --> 00:02:35,773 Almost 300 acres and several homes have burned, 52 00:02:35,856 --> 00:02:39,860 and with Santa Ana winds blowing strong and tinder-dry conditions, 53 00:02:39,944 --> 00:02:42,154 this fire shows no signs of weakness. 54 00:02:42,238 --> 00:02:45,824 They say arson is a sexual crime. 55 00:02:46,408 --> 00:02:48,494 Couldn't you have just rubbed one out? 56 00:02:48,577 --> 00:02:50,955 - You did this? - Of course not. 57 00:02:51,038 --> 00:02:52,831 You took care of the bikers, didn't you? 58 00:02:52,915 --> 00:02:58,337 There are tinder-dry conditions out there, warm temperatures, low rainfall, 59 00:02:58,420 --> 00:03:02,007 high-density housing in a natural habitat, Santa Ana winds. 60 00:03:02,925 --> 00:03:04,426 Not my fault. 61 00:03:04,552 --> 00:03:06,720 - You're a gangster. - Shut up. 62 00:03:06,804 --> 00:03:07,846 I'm proud of you. 63 00:03:07,930 --> 00:03:09,557 - Don't be. - Don't be. 64 00:03:11,892 --> 00:03:13,978 Well, what's our next move? 65 00:03:14,061 --> 00:03:16,105 Don't even fucking say Pittsburgh, OK? 66 00:03:16,188 --> 00:03:18,691 We've had enough of that shit. Just deal like the rest of us. 67 00:03:18,774 --> 00:03:20,192 - Pittsburgh. - Dipshit. 68 00:03:20,276 --> 00:03:23,195 - Dad! - OK, enough, everybody. 69 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:28,200 Time to pack up. We're leaving. Take only what's really important, OK? 70 00:03:28,951 --> 00:03:30,286 Everybody, go! 71 00:03:31,203 --> 00:03:33,789 Fire-fighters continue to lose ground in Majestic 72 00:03:33,873 --> 00:03:36,208 despite the efforts of several local agencies. 73 00:03:36,292 --> 00:03:37,877 We take you there live for an update. 74 00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:41,046 Everything we couldn't get into the van we wrapped in trash bags, 75 00:03:41,130 --> 00:03:43,007 which we sunk to the bottom of the pool. 76 00:03:43,132 --> 00:03:45,593 Because we figure the pool can't burn, right? 77 00:03:45,676 --> 00:03:47,720 Now we're just praying 78 00:03:47,803 --> 00:03:50,431 the water doesn't get into the bags and destroy the Bowflex. 79 00:03:50,514 --> 00:03:53,017 I am sorry to interrupt. We have just received word 80 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:56,395 that the evacuation of lower Majestic is now mandatory. 81 00:03:56,478 --> 00:04:01,358 I repeat, there is now a mandatory call for evacuation in lower Majestic. 82 00:04:01,442 --> 00:04:05,029 Fire-fighters are going door-to-door telling people to get out immediately 83 00:04:05,112 --> 00:04:09,033 as this insatiable conflagration continues to rage. 84 00:04:09,533 --> 00:04:12,494 Hello? Hello? 85 00:04:13,621 --> 00:04:16,916 Hello? Firemen? 86 00:04:17,750 --> 00:04:22,004 Hello? You're blocking my driveway. I can't pull my car out. 87 00:04:22,087 --> 00:04:23,547 We can't move the truck now. 88 00:04:23,631 --> 00:04:27,676 We asked for a voluntary evacuation of this area hours ago. 89 00:04:28,135 --> 00:04:33,432 Well, how am I supposed to evacuate with your truck parked in front of my fucking driveway? 90 00:04:33,515 --> 00:04:37,811 There are shuttle buses running to the evacuation centre every two blocks, ma'am. 91 00:04:37,895 --> 00:04:40,522 I just finished loading up the car. 92 00:04:40,606 --> 00:04:45,110 Come on, it'll take you two seconds, and I'll be on my merry way. 93 00:04:46,570 --> 00:04:48,239 - Please? - OK. Got it? 94 00:04:48,322 --> 00:04:51,617 All residents are required to leave their homes now. 95 00:04:51,700 --> 00:04:55,663 - This is a mandatory evacuation. - You spiteful, fucking piece of shit. 96 00:04:56,330 --> 00:04:59,500 What if this was your house? All of your things. 97 00:04:59,583 --> 00:05:03,879 I live in a shitty apartment. My ex-wife has all the good stuff, so I wouldn't give a shit. 98 00:05:03,963 --> 00:05:06,507 But you're welcome that I'm risking my life and lungs 99 00:05:06,590 --> 00:05:10,302 trying to save your home, your hybrid, and all your crap. 100 00:05:17,101 --> 00:05:20,187 You know what? Fair enough. 101 00:05:21,272 --> 00:05:23,774 You know, I don't need any of this. 102 00:05:24,358 --> 00:05:27,152 - I'm going to the shuttle! - Good for you. 103 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:36,662 Here's my phone number. Call me. 104 00:05:37,663 --> 00:05:41,083 A few drinks, some angry sex. 105 00:05:44,003 --> 00:05:45,421 Here I go. 106 00:05:49,842 --> 00:05:52,928 OK, we need to be leaving. I smell smoke. 107 00:05:53,012 --> 00:05:55,389 Damn, Heylia, you get nervous around a barbecue. 108 00:05:55,472 --> 00:05:57,391 Just let me pack a few more plants. 109 00:05:57,474 --> 00:06:01,061 Look, we done most of what we can do. House burns down, we start again. 110 00:06:01,145 --> 00:06:03,606 House still standing, we go back to work in a few days. 111 00:06:03,689 --> 00:06:08,694 Oh, no. I'm getting too old for this shit. Growing here and running there. 112 00:06:08,777 --> 00:06:10,863 Fuck it. I'm going legit. 113 00:06:13,073 --> 00:06:17,161 - Now what the fuck are you talking about? - I'm opening up a club. 114 00:06:17,786 --> 00:06:19,705 Heylia's Compassionate Care. 115 00:06:20,206 --> 00:06:24,043 - What? I still got my connections. - You gonna buy from me? 116 00:06:24,126 --> 00:06:26,253 So long as I don't know where you growing it, 117 00:06:26,337 --> 00:06:28,797 and I don't have to see your fucking girlfriend. 118 00:06:28,923 --> 00:06:31,008 - She's not my girlfriend. - Fine. 119 00:06:31,050 --> 00:06:33,344 Your cock-charming fuck buddy. 120 00:06:33,928 --> 00:06:36,847 I'm done fighting it, cos I know you gonna do what you gonna do. 121 00:06:36,931 --> 00:06:39,850 I'm simply asking that you keep it out my face, 122 00:06:39,934 --> 00:06:43,896 and I hope she make a decent turkey cos she ain't coming to my house for Thanksgiving. 123 00:06:46,232 --> 00:06:49,109 Now, look at that timing. There you go. 124 00:06:50,819 --> 00:06:54,406 Residents in northern Majestic have been ordered to evacuate 125 00:06:54,448 --> 00:06:57,993 and voluntary evacuations are in effect for lower Majestic 126 00:06:58,118 --> 00:07:01,539 and the area formerly known as Agrestic Township. 127 00:07:01,622 --> 00:07:05,167 All evacuees are welcome here to the Summer Canyon Recreation Centre. 128 00:07:05,251 --> 00:07:07,836 Dan, back to you in the studio. 129 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:11,715 All right, that's it, guys. Let's get back as soon as we can. 130 00:07:14,176 --> 00:07:17,429 Careful. This is my dad, not a washing machine. 131 00:07:17,513 --> 00:07:19,598 - I'm fine, honey. - No, you're not. 132 00:07:19,682 --> 00:07:21,892 You were banging around in there like a pinball. 133 00:07:21,976 --> 00:07:25,229 Were you trying to hit every pothole, or do you just suck at your job? 134 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:28,107 It's been a long night. She's tired, cranky. 135 00:07:28,190 --> 00:07:32,278 Dad, you need to stop being such a pussy. I'm not always gonna be around. 136 00:07:32,528 --> 00:07:33,529 Here we go. 137 00:07:33,612 --> 00:07:35,072 I'm ready. 138 00:07:36,198 --> 00:07:38,325 - What's that? - My turtles. 139 00:07:39,451 --> 00:07:41,912 - You have turtles? - Franco and Warhol. 140 00:07:42,580 --> 00:07:46,667 - How long have you had turtles? - I won them last year at a carnival. 141 00:07:46,750 --> 00:07:50,629 Turtles. How did I not know you had turtles... for a year? 142 00:07:52,756 --> 00:07:55,426 No, honey. No waffle maker. We don't need it. 143 00:07:55,509 --> 00:08:00,139 Homeowner's insurance policy, deed to the house, birth certificates. 144 00:08:00,222 --> 00:08:04,184 - Daddy's earthquake box. - He reminded me about it this morning. 145 00:08:05,269 --> 00:08:06,979 Well, tell him thanks. 146 00:08:08,022 --> 00:08:09,857 He doesn't want to leave the house, Mom. 147 00:08:09,940 --> 00:08:13,736 It's a good thing he can't catch fire, but we can. Does he understand that? 148 00:08:13,819 --> 00:08:15,779 I'm not leaving if he's not leaving. 149 00:08:19,617 --> 00:08:24,747 - Shane, this has gone far enough, really. - I'm not leaving. 150 00:08:29,752 --> 00:08:31,670 Judah? Listen... 151 00:08:34,798 --> 00:08:36,508 Judah, listen to me. 152 00:08:36,592 --> 00:08:40,179 No, it's my turn to talk. Can I talk, please? Thank you. 153 00:08:41,680 --> 00:08:47,645 Kindly tell our son that he needs to leave, because his safety is more important 154 00:08:47,728 --> 00:08:52,149 than hanging out with you in this prefab shitbox you loved so well. 155 00:08:52,233 --> 00:08:54,401 You both need to let it go. 156 00:08:55,486 --> 00:08:58,322 No, my hair's the same. OK, I stopped straightening it. 157 00:08:58,405 --> 00:09:00,908 All right, are you gonna tell him? Fine. 158 00:09:02,326 --> 00:09:03,577 Shane, 159 00:09:04,078 --> 00:09:06,330 your father wants you to go. 160 00:09:09,208 --> 00:09:11,752 I'll start loading the car. 161 00:09:11,835 --> 00:09:16,799 The evacuation centre, captive audience, high anxiety level. 162 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:19,426 Where there's smoke, there's smoke. 163 00:09:19,510 --> 00:09:22,555 We need to stop off and get my seedlings at the grow house. 164 00:09:22,638 --> 00:09:25,599 - No. - I'm not leaving without my work. 165 00:09:27,476 --> 00:09:31,188 Fine, I'll go and get it. You guys take the van and go to the rec centre. 166 00:09:31,272 --> 00:09:33,607 I'll meet you there. Start loading. 167 00:09:38,028 --> 00:09:41,574 - Did you know Shane had turtles? - Franco and Warhol. 168 00:09:41,657 --> 00:09:43,576 Right. Go. 169 00:09:43,659 --> 00:09:45,119 Live at the scene here, 170 00:09:45,202 --> 00:09:49,290 mandatory evacuations of areas of Majestic... 171 00:09:49,373 --> 00:09:52,376 Look at that! It's right behind the golf course. 172 00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:57,131 OK, team, we're in a giant room full of unhappy people with lots of cash. 173 00:09:57,214 --> 00:10:00,259 So, let's take their cash and make them happy, OK? 174 00:10:00,342 --> 00:10:01,886 On my count. One, two, three. 175 00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:03,345 - Break! - Break! 176 00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:06,932 ♪ Where there's fire, people like to smoke 177 00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:10,060 ♪ Where there's fire, people like to toke 178 00:10:10,144 --> 00:10:13,188 ♪ Where there's fire, we can all get paid 179 00:10:13,272 --> 00:10:16,525 ♪ And if we're lucky, maybe we'll get laid 180 00:10:17,776 --> 00:10:22,448 We're live outside the evacuation centre. The parking lot is full of... 181 00:10:25,367 --> 00:10:27,494 - Your phone broken? - Sorry about that. 182 00:10:27,578 --> 00:10:30,539 I was trying to get as much out as I could before I lock up. 183 00:10:30,623 --> 00:10:34,293 It's nuts out there. Couldn't even drive over here. 184 00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:37,713 I had to park and sneak under the barricade. 185 00:10:37,796 --> 00:10:40,466 - Should you even be here? - I was sent. 186 00:10:40,549 --> 00:10:43,302 Got to rescue the magical Silas strain. 187 00:10:44,428 --> 00:10:47,139 Plus, I hear there's a fire barrelling towards this house. 188 00:10:47,223 --> 00:10:51,810 I was wondering if there's anything I could take with me. 189 00:10:51,894 --> 00:10:55,272 Heylia took a bunch of it, but grab what you can. 190 00:10:56,106 --> 00:10:57,775 Dole it out as slow as you can, 191 00:10:57,858 --> 00:11:00,277 because I think that's gonna be it for a while. 192 00:11:00,361 --> 00:11:02,947 - Wildfire. - Guillermo fire. 193 00:11:03,822 --> 00:11:04,823 No shit? 194 00:11:04,907 --> 00:11:08,911 I don't think he meant for it to spread. He was burning out the bikers. 195 00:11:08,994 --> 00:11:12,623 That's what happens when you make a deal with the devil... 196 00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:13,958 fire. 197 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:17,211 "Fire. Fire on the mountain. " 198 00:11:18,087 --> 00:11:19,088 Huh? 199 00:11:21,340 --> 00:11:23,175 Grateful Dead. 200 00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:29,348 Can you make a turkey? 201 00:11:29,431 --> 00:11:31,642 Can I make a turkey? Where did that come from? 202 00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:34,103 Just answer the question. 203 00:11:34,186 --> 00:11:37,022 I can buy a turkey. 204 00:11:37,106 --> 00:11:40,776 Heylia makes these deep-fried turkeys. 205 00:11:43,362 --> 00:11:45,865 - Unbelievable. - Yeah. 206 00:11:47,408 --> 00:11:52,246 Can't really see myself deep-frying. I'm more of a bake and broil kind of girl. 207 00:11:54,707 --> 00:11:58,419 Microwaves. Think I could fit a turkey in the microwave? 208 00:11:58,460 --> 00:12:00,671 You'd have to have a pretty big microwave. 209 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:02,798 Or a pretty small turkey. 210 00:12:06,594 --> 00:12:08,012 Nancy. 211 00:12:09,597 --> 00:12:11,640 What are you gonna do 212 00:12:12,516 --> 00:12:14,393 if it all burns down? 213 00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:17,813 Your house, your suburb. 214 00:12:22,902 --> 00:12:24,194 Well... 215 00:12:26,322 --> 00:12:27,573 Well... 216 00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:31,535 I guess... 217 00:12:33,370 --> 00:12:35,331 I guess I'd have to go. 218 00:12:40,628 --> 00:12:43,631 Cookies! Would you like to buy some cookies? 219 00:12:52,056 --> 00:12:53,432 Drink up. 220 00:12:54,391 --> 00:12:57,645 So, what's our next move, Nance? 221 00:12:58,062 --> 00:13:01,815 I thought I'd get some cheese. They're making fondue at Cot 14. 222 00:13:01,899 --> 00:13:06,987 No, not that. The business, our friend Mary Jane. 223 00:13:07,071 --> 00:13:10,366 Why don't we see how the fire goes and then we can regroup? 224 00:13:10,449 --> 00:13:14,286 Well, don't forget that I am in the group when we regroup. 225 00:13:14,370 --> 00:13:17,331 Fine. If we regroup the group, you'll be in the group. 226 00:13:18,290 --> 00:13:21,710 - She's got a great ass, your mom. - Don't be gross. 227 00:13:22,294 --> 00:13:24,088 I was just kidding. 228 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:26,465 Isabelle, 229 00:13:27,633 --> 00:13:29,718 are you really a lesbian? 230 00:13:32,263 --> 00:13:34,723 Do you really talk to your dead father? 231 00:13:37,810 --> 00:13:40,771 - I got to go to the bathroom. - Go. 232 00:13:42,815 --> 00:13:46,986 Agrestic... Shit, Majestic police! Hello! Anyone here? 233 00:13:47,778 --> 00:13:51,740 Holy shit. Hello? Anyone here? 234 00:13:51,824 --> 00:13:55,494 You really got to clear out now. The fire's up the block and it's moving fast. 235 00:13:55,578 --> 00:13:56,579 Holy shit. 236 00:13:56,662 --> 00:13:59,331 I think they shot Peckers of the Caribbean here. 237 00:13:59,415 --> 00:14:03,377 OK, the fire just took out the Olive Garden. Come on, guys, we really got to go. 238 00:14:06,088 --> 00:14:08,465 Franco, like the Spanish dictator? 239 00:14:08,549 --> 00:14:12,469 Franco, like Franco Harris, the Steelers hall of fame football player. 240 00:14:12,553 --> 00:14:15,139 Honey, I know where you're going with this. 241 00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:18,100 We are never going to move to Pittsburgh. 242 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:21,395 Mommy hates the cold. 243 00:14:21,478 --> 00:14:24,273 If you still feel this strongly about it in five years, 244 00:14:24,398 --> 00:14:26,025 you can apply to Carnegie Mellon. 245 00:14:26,108 --> 00:14:30,404 "And he doth great wonders, so that he maketh fire come from heaven... " 246 00:14:30,487 --> 00:14:33,949 - Creepy. - What about Tampa? 247 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:39,830 I got to go. 248 00:14:39,914 --> 00:14:43,542 "And men were scorched with great heat, and blasphemed the name of God, 249 00:14:43,626 --> 00:14:45,878 "which hath power over these plagues. " 250 00:14:45,961 --> 00:14:47,463 - Amen! - Amen! 251 00:14:47,546 --> 00:14:48,547 Stand up. 252 00:14:49,757 --> 00:14:52,801 Raise your hands high and pray for him! 253 00:14:56,472 --> 00:14:58,933 ♪ Oh, the Jesus freaks are singing 254 00:14:59,016 --> 00:15:01,227 ♪ The Jesus freaks are singing 255 00:15:01,727 --> 00:15:04,188 ♪ The Jesus freaks are singing 256 00:15:04,772 --> 00:15:07,399 ♪ They're annoying, self-righteous and mean ♪ 257 00:15:16,825 --> 00:15:19,161 Everybody, come on. All together now. 258 00:15:21,956 --> 00:15:25,459 - So, it's not your house? - No. No. 259 00:15:26,043 --> 00:15:31,423 That house belongs to Celia. Celia Hodes. H-O-D-E-S. 260 00:15:31,590 --> 00:15:34,510 Then, why is it in the name of a company that you own? 261 00:15:34,593 --> 00:15:38,055 Well, because my company bought it, and then I gave it to Celia. 262 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:42,685 Now, why would you give this Celia person a house, Mr. Groff? 263 00:15:44,687 --> 00:15:48,274 Because she was my lover, and it was good. 264 00:15:49,525 --> 00:15:52,695 And she was getting a divorce, and she wanted a house, 265 00:15:52,778 --> 00:15:57,491 but I couldn't put it in her name because the divorce hadn't gone through yet. 266 00:15:57,575 --> 00:16:01,912 The power of passion makes you do crazy things... Captain Till, is it? 267 00:16:01,996 --> 00:16:04,290 OK, so, you buy her a house, 268 00:16:05,666 --> 00:16:07,960 and I assume you're fucking her in said house, 269 00:16:08,043 --> 00:16:10,796 she of the magical house-earning pussy. 270 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:13,132 Did you not notice the many marijuana plants 271 00:16:13,215 --> 00:16:14,925 that were growing in her living room? 272 00:16:15,009 --> 00:16:16,635 Well, we broke up a few weeks ago, 273 00:16:16,719 --> 00:16:19,763 so she must have started growing it right after that. 274 00:16:20,389 --> 00:16:24,560 You know, it's funny. I would have never pegged her as the drug-dealing type. 275 00:16:24,643 --> 00:16:26,437 She's a very complicated woman. 276 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:31,567 Jesus, Groff, if I let you stick your finger up my ass, can I get a Porsche? 277 00:16:33,611 --> 00:16:36,155 May I go now, Captain Till? My work here is finished. 278 00:16:36,238 --> 00:16:40,868 I'm due in Colorado Springs in three days, and it's time for me to hit the road. 279 00:16:40,993 --> 00:16:43,037 Leave a number where I can reach you. 280 00:16:44,121 --> 00:16:45,789 - Will do. - Go. 281 00:17:00,054 --> 00:17:03,140 I just got a call from Guillermo, and I need to go meet him. 282 00:17:03,224 --> 00:17:04,642 No. 283 00:17:04,725 --> 00:17:07,937 Nancy, no. Just stay here. 284 00:17:08,020 --> 00:17:11,732 Stay here with me and the kids. Get your toes done, sell some weed. 285 00:17:11,815 --> 00:17:15,528 - I hear there's fondue at Cot 14. - It was just a cheese plate. 286 00:17:16,737 --> 00:17:19,198 You need to stop hanging out with bad people. 287 00:17:19,281 --> 00:17:23,577 - The man set a town on fire. - All the more reason not to piss him off. 288 00:17:23,661 --> 00:17:27,665 We just need to talk, Guillermo and me. I'll be back soon. 289 00:17:27,748 --> 00:17:30,209 Do you have some sort of a plan? 290 00:17:32,503 --> 00:17:36,632 I'm working on it. Work in progress. I got to get going. 291 00:17:37,716 --> 00:17:40,219 They found the cross! It's in a house in Majestic. 292 00:17:40,302 --> 00:17:42,096 We have to save it! 293 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,932 - Majestic's on fire. - Jesus will protect us. 294 00:17:45,015 --> 00:17:47,017 Jesus will protect us! 295 00:17:47,643 --> 00:17:50,396 - Jesus does not make you flame-retardant. - I have to go. 296 00:17:50,479 --> 00:17:51,689 Hallelujah! Praise God! 297 00:17:54,358 --> 00:17:56,485 This was not what I had in mind. 298 00:17:56,569 --> 00:17:59,905 Act of God, baby. Fire's part of nature. 299 00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:02,157 Act of stupidity. 300 00:18:03,492 --> 00:18:05,578 Those are people's homes. 301 00:18:05,661 --> 00:18:08,581 FEMA's gonna set them up at the Marriott. 302 00:18:08,664 --> 00:18:13,252 They're gonna get room service for two months, premium cable. 303 00:18:13,335 --> 00:18:18,966 Then they'll come back, see it all built up bigger, brighter. 304 00:18:20,050 --> 00:18:23,304 And then God's gonna burn it down again, 305 00:18:23,387 --> 00:18:27,099 cos they don't belong here in the first place. 306 00:18:27,182 --> 00:18:29,977 And the whole thing starts over. 307 00:18:30,060 --> 00:18:33,314 - It's the circle of life. - Hakuna matata. 308 00:18:33,397 --> 00:18:37,318 - My house is about to burn to the ground. - You got insurance? 309 00:18:37,401 --> 00:18:39,320 My weed is about to burn to the ground. 310 00:18:39,403 --> 00:18:42,489 My customer base is about to burn to the ground. 311 00:18:42,573 --> 00:18:44,867 For that, I don't have insurance. 312 00:18:44,950 --> 00:18:49,246 Couldn't get them to offer me a drug-dealer loss-of-product policy. 313 00:18:49,288 --> 00:18:52,333 - Then, it's a sign. - A sign? 314 00:18:52,958 --> 00:18:54,835 That it's time to move on. 315 00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:59,840 That you don't belong here. This is not your home. 316 00:19:02,092 --> 00:19:05,095 - What happened to the bikers? - They moving on, too. 317 00:19:05,930 --> 00:19:08,891 But I don't think your paths are gonna cross. 318 00:19:09,099 --> 00:19:10,935 What am I gonna do? 319 00:19:12,728 --> 00:19:17,524 You're white. You're smart, pretty. 320 00:19:17,608 --> 00:19:23,197 Yeah, I'll think of something, huh? Fuck you! That's my entire life. All that. 321 00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:28,827 Entire life. Come on. This is one tiny valley. 322 00:19:28,911 --> 00:19:31,664 Over the hill, there's another one just like it. 323 00:19:31,747 --> 00:19:34,792 Then another hill and another valley. 324 00:19:34,875 --> 00:19:39,672 And it goes like that, just over and over, all the way south to Mexico. 325 00:19:42,508 --> 00:19:44,593 You're facing west. 326 00:19:46,095 --> 00:19:50,432 See, I could use you. You tell me which way is south. 327 00:19:51,350 --> 00:19:54,144 - You be my navigator. - Hand off the ass. 328 00:19:55,521 --> 00:19:58,023 And thank you for the muscle. 329 00:19:59,567 --> 00:20:03,946 Sorry I can't pay you. It's not my fault, is it? 330 00:20:04,530 --> 00:20:08,242 - I bring a lot of mota across the border. - Yeah. 331 00:20:09,159 --> 00:20:12,496 I'm not selling for you. I'm nobody's bitch anymore. 332 00:20:13,789 --> 00:20:17,710 We'd take you off the sales floor. That's for the little people. 333 00:20:17,793 --> 00:20:19,253 Navigator. 334 00:20:20,379 --> 00:20:22,673 I get stuck in traffic a lot. 335 00:20:24,216 --> 00:20:25,885 Traffic? 336 00:20:25,968 --> 00:20:28,095 Which one is your house? 337 00:20:30,431 --> 00:20:31,807 That one. 338 00:20:32,892 --> 00:20:34,643 No, it's that one? 339 00:20:36,020 --> 00:20:38,731 I don't know. It's over there somewhere. 340 00:20:38,772 --> 00:20:40,608 Maybe the fire won't get there. 341 00:20:42,318 --> 00:20:44,403 You could stay here forever. 342 00:20:46,030 --> 00:20:47,323 Got to go. 343 00:20:54,830 --> 00:20:57,583 ♪ Oh, this is just like the Superdome 344 00:20:57,666 --> 00:21:00,586 ♪ Except nowhere for piles of human waste 345 00:21:00,628 --> 00:21:03,631 ♪ It's still not quite like home even though we got wi-fi 346 00:21:03,756 --> 00:21:06,133 ♪ Some cookies and toothpaste 347 00:21:06,217 --> 00:21:08,928 ♪ Yes, just like the Superdome 348 00:21:09,011 --> 00:21:11,388 ♪ Except everyone's white and middle class 349 00:21:11,472 --> 00:21:14,558 ♪ We got some yoga people chanting, there's lot of Gatorade 350 00:21:14,642 --> 00:21:17,394 ♪ And toilet paper to wipe our ass 351 00:21:17,478 --> 00:21:22,566 ♪ This is just like the Superdome ♪ 352 00:21:22,650 --> 00:21:25,152 We now go live to Majestic for an update. 353 00:21:25,236 --> 00:21:28,739 - A group chanting "Jesus will protect us"... - Check it out. 354 00:21:28,822 --> 00:21:33,452 ...forced their way into the burning house in an attempt to rescue the Majestic cross. 355 00:21:33,536 --> 00:21:37,998 Now those members are being treated in hospital for minor burns and smoke inhalation. 356 00:21:38,082 --> 00:21:41,418 Can you tell us why you ran into a burning house? 357 00:21:41,502 --> 00:21:43,379 The Lord told us to go. 358 00:21:44,213 --> 00:21:46,006 OK, I'm over her. 359 00:21:46,090 --> 00:21:48,425 Hodes? Celia Hodes? 360 00:21:48,509 --> 00:21:52,429 If Celia Hodes is in the room, could you please raise your hand? 361 00:21:52,513 --> 00:21:54,557 Hodes? Celia Hodes? 362 00:21:56,267 --> 00:21:59,687 I think they're calling you. Is there some kind of raffle I didn't get in on? 363 00:21:59,770 --> 00:22:02,231 - I hate it when I miss out! - I don't think so. 364 00:22:02,314 --> 00:22:04,525 Well, raise your hand. See what they want. 365 00:22:04,608 --> 00:22:06,986 Here! She's right here! 366 00:22:07,069 --> 00:22:09,071 - Celia Hodes? - Yeah? 367 00:22:20,457 --> 00:22:22,042 Nancy Botwin. 368 00:22:31,719 --> 00:22:34,847 Sorry, ma'am. This whole area's been evacuated. 369 00:22:34,930 --> 00:22:39,184 I know. I live here. I evacuated. It's just my house is right there. Please? 370 00:22:39,268 --> 00:22:42,479 Ma'am, the fire's ripping through the canyon behind your house. 371 00:22:42,563 --> 00:22:44,648 - It's not safe. - I know. Look. 372 00:22:45,941 --> 00:22:50,905 My husband's ashes are in there. Please, I forgot my husband's ashes. 373 00:22:50,988 --> 00:22:55,326 Let me go in there. My house is right there. I'm begging you. Please. 374 00:22:56,202 --> 00:22:59,872 - You live right there? - Yeah, that's my house right there. 375 00:23:00,372 --> 00:23:02,666 Two minutes. I'm counting. Go. 376 00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:18,891 ♪ One gonna heal my body 377 00:23:18,974 --> 00:23:21,060 ♪ Another gonna heal my pain 378 00:23:21,143 --> 00:23:23,562 ♪ One gonna settle me down 379 00:23:23,646 --> 00:23:25,731 ♪ Then bring me back up again 380 00:23:25,814 --> 00:23:28,234 ♪ One gonna put my family 381 00:23:29,193 --> 00:23:31,111 ♪ Back together again 382 00:23:35,115 --> 00:23:39,495 ♪ One gonna hold my woman, another gonna hold myjob 383 00:23:39,578 --> 00:23:43,290 ♪ One gonna help me get up, another gonna help me stop 384 00:23:43,374 --> 00:23:46,293 ♪ One gonna help me talk right 385 00:23:46,418 --> 00:23:49,380 ♪ One gonna lay me down to sleep 386 00:23:52,716 --> 00:23:57,096 ♪ One gonna help me keep 'em, another gonna help me tame 387 00:23:57,179 --> 00:24:01,058 ♪ One gonna run me down, hell, a bullet's in my way 388 00:24:01,141 --> 00:24:03,269 ♪ You're gonna keep my soul 389 00:24:03,352 --> 00:24:07,064 ♪ It was yours to have long ago ♪ 390 00:24:14,864 --> 00:24:18,325 Andy, get the kids ready to go. I'm coming back. 391 00:24:18,409 --> 00:24:20,536 It's time to hit the road. 392 00:24:20,911 --> 00:24:23,080 No, now, Andy! Do it! 393 00:24:24,874 --> 00:24:27,167 Well, then, don't make me yell. 394 00:24:27,918 --> 00:24:29,503 All right. See you soon. 395 00:24:38,929 --> 00:24:40,180 Judah, 396 00:24:41,307 --> 00:24:43,183 if you're still here, 397 00:24:44,602 --> 00:24:45,936 I tried. 398 00:24:51,066 --> 00:24:54,612 ♪ One gonna hold my memories, another gonna close the door 399 00:24:54,695 --> 00:24:59,158 ♪ One gonna leave me restless, another wanting more 400 00:24:59,241 --> 00:25:01,076 ♪ You're gonna keep my soul 401 00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:04,747 ♪ It was yours to have long ago ♪ 402 00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:20,471 Hey! Where are the ashes? 403 00:25:20,554 --> 00:25:22,306 Oh, er... 404 00:25:22,389 --> 00:25:26,477 I forgot that we buried him. 405 00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:29,438 Thanks, though. Gotta go. 406 00:25:40,908 --> 00:25:43,911 ♪ Little boxes on the hillside 407 00:25:43,994 --> 00:25:46,997 ♪ Little boxes made of ticky-tacky 408 00:25:47,081 --> 00:25:50,000 ♪ Little boxes, little boxes 409 00:25:50,084 --> 00:25:52,878 ♪ Little boxes all the same 410 00:25:52,962 --> 00:25:55,881 ♪ There's a green one and a pink one 411 00:25:55,965 --> 00:25:58,801 ♪ And a blue one and a yellow one 412 00:25:58,884 --> 00:26:01,637 ♪ And they're all made out of ticky-tacky 413 00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:04,265 ♪ And they all look just the same 414 00:26:08,227 --> 00:26:10,646 ♪ And the people in the houses 415 00:26:10,729 --> 00:26:13,524 ♪ All went to the university 416 00:26:13,607 --> 00:26:16,610 ♪ And they all got put in boxes 417 00:26:16,694 --> 00:26:19,655 ♪ Little boxes all the same 418 00:26:19,697 --> 00:26:22,616 ♪ And there's doctors and there's lawyers 419 00:26:22,700 --> 00:26:25,661 ♪ And business executives 420 00:26:25,744 --> 00:26:28,622 ♪ And they all get put in boxes 421 00:26:28,706 --> 00:26:31,584 ♪ And they all come out the same 422 00:26:31,667 --> 00:26:34,587 ♪ There's a green one and a pink one 423 00:26:34,670 --> 00:26:37,673 ♪ And a blue one and a yellow one 424 00:26:37,756 --> 00:26:40,509 ♪ And they're all made out of ticky-tacky 425 00:26:40,593 --> 00:26:43,387 ♪ And they all look just the same ♪